Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hi, Kelly, Hey, Kelly,
Speaker 1: this is pe Deacons up at Corporate HR, just giving
Speaker 1: you a call because we received an email about a
Speaker 1: check problem you're having.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you so much. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Getting the problem. I haven't met you officially yet, but
Speaker 1: I look forward to the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: So what seems to be the ish.
Speaker 2: Well, I was supposed to have my first direct deposit
Speaker 2: hits on Friday, and unfortunately it just hasn't come through yet.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, nope. You obviously nobody's talked to you yet. Huh.
Speaker 2: They said to reach out to HR.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, okay, Well, I'm not sure if you know,
Speaker 1: but the company has made a few changes to our
Speaker 1: payroll system just for the next few months.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, let me know what they're yes, because we're
Speaker 2: headed into the fall season, and you know what that means.
Speaker 2: I'm new So unfortunately, no way, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It means you know, Halloween and all the fun festivities
Speaker 1: that go around that spooky time a year and the
Speaker 1: fun time of year. Yeah, so you have not received
Speaker 1: your check in direct deposit because also I don't know
Speaker 1: if you've heard this, but the company's having a little
Speaker 1: bit of financial setbacks. Okay, okay, and so we've decided
Speaker 1: to incentivize our paychecks a different way.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: I'll just get to it. So basically, we have some
Speaker 1: budgetary issues and instead of doing layoffs and things like that,
Speaker 1: and especially since you're a new hire, half your paycheck
Speaker 1: is going to be delivered like, not direct deposit, That's
Speaker 1: what I mean. And the other half should be in there.
Speaker 1: I'll get that handled though, but you should. You'll only
Speaker 1: get half direct deposit. The other will be on your
Speaker 1: desk in a few days. I'm sorry. How does so
Speaker 1: I'm getting half a paycheck.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's delivered to my account, and half a paycheck
Speaker 2: will be in candy corn.
Speaker 1: Sorry, in candy candy corn?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but not money.
Speaker 1: Well, at this time of year, I think candy corn
Speaker 1: is a better currency than money. Yes, we decided to
Speaker 1: Sorry you are you?
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry to interrupt, but I just want to
Speaker 2: be clear. So what you're telling me is that I'm
Speaker 2: getting half a paycheck.
Speaker 1: No, we're giving you a full paycheck. It's just that
Speaker 1: half will be direct deposited in cash, and because it's
Speaker 1: that time of year, the rest is going to be
Speaker 1: a treat, So there should be a big bag of candy,
Speaker 1: corn and some chocolates and stuff like that on your
Speaker 1: desk in.
Speaker 2: The next financial payment.
Speaker 1: Well, it just depends how you look at it, I guess,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm looking at it that way.
Speaker 2: I don't understand how.
Speaker 1: This is the most.
Speaker 2: Ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I know I just started here,
Speaker 2: but this is like crazy. There anybody else I can
Speaker 2: talk to?
Speaker 1: How would you like a five thousand dollars bonus.
Speaker 2: In casher and candy moron?
Speaker 1: Okay, I can see the eure upset, and I will
Speaker 1: not allow you. Yes, I can, yes, in cash, but
Speaker 1: that depends on if you're going to sign up and
Speaker 1: win the costume contest we're having in a few weeks.
Speaker 2: I need to talk to someone else. It's ridiculous. I
Speaker 2: don't know what kind of clown you are, but I
Speaker 2: cannot cannot speak to you anymore.
Speaker 1: Have you signed up for the costume contest? Because there's
Speaker 1: a five.
Speaker 2: Thousand I haven't, and it's probably not even cash. Given
Speaker 2: the financial complications that you're referring to.
Speaker 1: Okay, just to be clear, is it the candy corn
Speaker 1: that you're having an issue with.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's the candy corn, because you're offering paint
Speaker 2: your boy candy, not in money. I knew it talks
Speaker 2: someone else.
Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew it. You're a jolly rancher girl.
Speaker 2: I don't know you're bossed, but I need to talk
Speaker 2: to them. I can't be talk to you anymore. I'm
Speaker 2: not getting paint in candy corn in dream a stupid
Speaker 2: costume contest. I think here if you fire me.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, in that case, I'll just let you know
Speaker 1: that your mom said yep for this, and this is
Speaker 1: actually a prank call. This is actually Jubil from the
Speaker 1: Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you, and your
Speaker 1: mom set you up. What it's a joke. She said
Speaker 1: that you told her about how you just started your
Speaker 1: job and there was an issue with your direct deposit
Speaker 1: and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2: So you're not going to try to pay me in handicorn?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, So this isn't real. This isn't real.
Speaker 1: No, it's not real. It's not.
Speaker 2: Offering a kid corn and
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks,