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Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hi, Kelly, Hey, Kelly,

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Speaker 1: this is pe Deacons up at Corporate HR, just giving

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Speaker 1: you a call because we received an email about a

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Speaker 1: check problem you're having.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you so much. I appreciate you.

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Speaker 1: Getting the problem. I haven't met you officially yet, but

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Speaker 1: I look forward to the day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: So what seems to be the ish.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was supposed to have my first direct deposit

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Speaker 2: hits on Friday, and unfortunately it just hasn't come through yet.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, nope. You obviously nobody's talked to you yet. Huh.

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Speaker 2: They said to reach out to HR.

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, okay, Well, I'm not sure if you know,

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Speaker 1: but the company has made a few changes to our

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Speaker 1: payroll system just for the next few months.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, let me know what they're yes, because we're

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Speaker 2: headed into the fall season, and you know what that means.

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Speaker 2: I'm new So unfortunately, no way, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It means you know, Halloween and all the fun festivities

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Speaker 1: that go around that spooky time a year and the

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Speaker 1: fun time of year. Yeah, so you have not received

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Speaker 1: your check in direct deposit because also I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you've heard this, but the company's having a little

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Speaker 1: bit of financial setbacks. Okay, okay, and so we've decided

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Speaker 1: to incentivize our paychecks a different way.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.

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Speaker 1: I'll just get to it. So basically, we have some

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Speaker 1: budgetary issues and instead of doing layoffs and things like that,

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Speaker 1: and especially since you're a new hire, half your paycheck

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Speaker 1: is going to be delivered like, not direct deposit, That's

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Speaker 1: what I mean. And the other half should be in there.

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Speaker 1: I'll get that handled though, but you should. You'll only

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Speaker 1: get half direct deposit. The other will be on your

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Speaker 1: desk in a few days. I'm sorry. How does so

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Speaker 1: I'm getting half a paycheck.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's delivered to my account, and half a paycheck

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Speaker 2: will be in candy corn.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, in candy candy corn?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but not money.

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Speaker 1: Well, at this time of year, I think candy corn

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Speaker 1: is a better currency than money. Yes, we decided to

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Speaker 1: Sorry you are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry to interrupt, but I just want to

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Speaker 2: be clear. So what you're telling me is that I'm

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Speaker 2: getting half a paycheck.

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Speaker 1: No, we're giving you a full paycheck. It's just that

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Speaker 1: half will be direct deposited in cash, and because it's

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Speaker 1: that time of year, the rest is going to be

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Speaker 1: a treat, So there should be a big bag of candy,

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Speaker 1: corn and some chocolates and stuff like that on your

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Speaker 1: desk in.

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Speaker 2: The next financial payment.

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Speaker 1: Well, it just depends how you look at it, I guess,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm looking at it that way.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand how.

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Speaker 1: This is the most.

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Speaker 2: Ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I know I just started here,

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Speaker 2: but this is like crazy. There anybody else I can

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Speaker 2: talk to?

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Speaker 1: How would you like a five thousand dollars bonus.

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Speaker 2: In casher and candy moron?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I can see the eure upset, and I will

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Speaker 1: not allow you. Yes, I can, yes, in cash, but

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Speaker 1: that depends on if you're going to sign up and

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Speaker 1: win the costume contest we're having in a few weeks.

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Speaker 2: I need to talk to someone else. It's ridiculous. I

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Speaker 2: don't know what kind of clown you are, but I

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Speaker 2: cannot cannot speak to you anymore.

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Speaker 1: Have you signed up for the costume contest? Because there's

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Speaker 1: a five.

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Speaker 2: Thousand I haven't, and it's probably not even cash. Given

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Speaker 2: the financial complications that you're referring to.

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Speaker 1: Okay, just to be clear, is it the candy corn

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Speaker 1: that you're having an issue with.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's the candy corn, because you're offering paint

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Speaker 2: your boy candy, not in money. I knew it talks

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Speaker 2: someone else.

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Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew it. You're a jolly rancher girl.

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Speaker 2: I don't know you're bossed, but I need to talk

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Speaker 2: to them. I can't be talk to you anymore. I'm

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Speaker 2: not getting paint in candy corn in dream a stupid

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Speaker 2: costume contest. I think here if you fire me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, in that case, I'll just let you know

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Speaker 1: that your mom said yep for this, and this is

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Speaker 1: actually a prank call. This is actually Jubil from the

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Speaker 1: Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you, and your

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Speaker 1: mom set you up. What it's a joke. She said

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Speaker 1: that you told her about how you just started your

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Speaker 1: job and there was an issue with your direct deposit

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Speaker 1: and she wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: So you're not going to try to pay me in handicorn?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So this isn't real. This isn't real.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not real. It's not.

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Speaker 2: Offering a kid corn and

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks,