Speaker 1: Okay, you guys waited a week. This is the episode
Speaker 1: we unveil the winner of the grand prize, a free
Speaker 1: year of pizza from our friends at Slice and of
Speaker 1: course us the Brooklyn Boys. And then right after that
Speaker 1: we're gonna unveil an even more massive prize. Let's go
Speaker 1: pick up your pies and let's get ordering, because it's
Speaker 1: time for another episode of the Brooklyn Boy Start Dot Up,
Speaker 1: Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys Star dot Dotta.
Speaker 1: They making noise data Dot dot Up, Episode one eighty
Speaker 1: The Brooklyn Boys. It's scary and Brodie and Brodie and scary.
Speaker 1: And I'm here with a cannoli. I got a cannoli
Speaker 1: broil from ordered off a Slice. We'll hear more about
Speaker 1: that a little later, but I figured, oh, look at
Speaker 1: this pizzaia that I'm ordering from this week. They also
Speaker 1: sell dessert and they had tear missiou tartufo, which would
Speaker 1: have melted on the way here, and CONNOI so I
Speaker 1: have two big cannolis. But I'm one man. Have you
Speaker 1: tried to eat your own connoli way back in the
Speaker 1: day in a previous episode, If you want to know,
Speaker 1: then you tried to ask your own c I y K,
Speaker 1: y K. If you know you know? Anyway, If you don't,
Speaker 1: you're not listening in order. Shame on you. Hey, Speaking
Speaker 1: of if you know, you know, you know the song
Speaker 1: we end, we end the show with the uh the
Speaker 1: Boys from Brooklyn, which is a parody, of course, of
Speaker 1: No Sleep Till Brooklyn by the Beastie Balls. Of course,
Speaker 1: no secret, we're big fans of the Beastie Boys. You
Speaker 1: more show than me. You're a huge Well. Twenty years
Speaker 1: ago the Mets, New York Mets, our team brought a
Speaker 1: new minor league franchise into existence in Coney Island, Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: in a stadium right off the boardwalk, right by the ocean. Uh.
Speaker 1: And we hadn't had Brooklyn baseball forty four years since
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Dodgers moved out to California the New York
Speaker 1: Giants moved out to captain San Francisco. Right. It was
Speaker 1: a big deal, and so I was very excited. Scary
Speaker 1: was very excited. Our old friend Baldfrey Grani very excited,
Speaker 1: And so I thought it would be good to write
Speaker 1: a song, uh Baseball in Brooklyn to No Sleep Till
Speaker 1: brook which I think that we played baseball in Brooklyn
Speaker 1: on this podcast, I think we did. So I got
Speaker 1: contacted by our friend Gary, who's the big vp UH
Speaker 1: marketing and promotions and big shot over at the Brooklyn Cyclones.
Speaker 1: He says, hey, guys, we got anniversary coming up June
Speaker 1: must yeah, and we'd like you guys to film a video.
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll thank you something. And I said, sure, I'll
Speaker 1: film something. He says, yeah, I mentioned the song and
Speaker 1: all the things you've done A nice great I'll tell Scary,
Speaker 1: no problem. By the way, Scary, did you do your video? Um? No, okay,
Speaker 1: very good. All right. So I go out and the
Speaker 1: minute I go outside have to I stitting for like
Speaker 1: five days. It starts to drizzle. It's drizzling, but I said,
Speaker 1: you know what the hell ward it, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1: So I did like four takes. I kept like sucking up. Halfway.
Speaker 1: The rain was getting in my eyes. The rain was
Speaker 1: like knocking the paper off my phone that was blowing.
Speaker 1: The wind was blowing the notes. I couldn't read them.
Speaker 1: So I see, you know what, I'm gonna wait like
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes till it because it was like a light rain.
Speaker 1: I go back in the house I wait fifteen minutes,
Speaker 1: I retaped the paper. I see that it stops raining.
Speaker 1: I go out, and I want you to hear this
Speaker 1: what I'm taping. See if you can, if you can
Speaker 1: hear this now, and you'll hear in the background after
Speaker 1: it stopped raining again. I waited five days. Here we go,
Speaker 1: Here we go, hold up many years since I wrote,
Speaker 1: and I gotta get what the hell was that? Here
Speaker 1: one more time. Listen in the background, and got sounds
Speaker 1: like a lawnmower, lawn more. My neighbor's my neighbor's lawnmowing
Speaker 1: company comes by just as I'm ready to record, and
Speaker 1: and they wanted them mowing the lawn. So I film it.
Speaker 1: I filmed the damn thing like uh seven, seven or
Speaker 1: eight times, and I finally like, I'm feeling good about it.
Speaker 1: I feel like I have a rhythm. I'm gonna nail it.
Speaker 1: So here's here's like at this point, it's like take
Speaker 1: twenty one. So at this point that what I did,
Speaker 1: what I haven't nailing it on the seventh raight? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: so I realized on the last one eight I said
Speaker 1: I was, I was, I was during in the morning show.
Speaker 1: I didn't I slurred the Duran part, so I'm like,
Speaker 1: I gotta do the whole thing again. So I wait,
Speaker 1: and they stopped. They stopped mowing the lawn. Okay, stopped
Speaker 1: mowing the lawn. The guy takes out a chainsaw and
Speaker 1: starts trimming branches off a tree, and so I think
Speaker 1: this is what happened. This is this is what the chainsaw.
Speaker 1: Here we go since I wrote and got again, it's
Speaker 1: almost like they have binoculars and they were like fucking
Speaker 1: with you, and like, you know what, now is the time?
Speaker 1: Here I start the law mowers up again. He's about
Speaker 1: to record. Yeah, yeah, I couldn't. So that's what I
Speaker 1: get from procrastinating. I could have between the rain and
Speaker 1: the shade, but you didn't have that problem, and didn't
Speaker 1: have that problem because I'm the ultimate procrastinator because I
Speaker 1: didn't do a video. But now I feel bad that
Speaker 1: I didn't do one. So yeah, we've got a lot
Speaker 1: of grammar police to get to. We need your opinion
Speaker 1: on something, if this is offensive or not. Just tell
Speaker 1: me if it's offensive or not. Okay, Um, there's a website,
Speaker 1: you know, like on Facebook page for our old neighborhood,
Speaker 1: benson Hurst riddles. Yeah, terrible, it's terrible. Anyway. You know
Speaker 1: who the son of Sam was, right, And if you
Speaker 1: don't know, the Son of Day, he was a mass
Speaker 1: murder in the seventies. If you're old enough to remember it,
Speaker 1: you remembered. If not, it was the late seventies. It
Speaker 1: was a summer of very. It was the hottest, one
Speaker 1: of the hottest summers on record in New York City.
Speaker 1: The Bronx was burning, and it was it was trash everywhere, right,
Speaker 1: and this go was was not dead blackouts anyway, it
Speaker 1: was summer, but some sun. A Sam killer. He said
Speaker 1: that his dog Sam was telling him to kill people. Anyway.
Speaker 1: He killed I don't know how many people, but he
Speaker 1: wounded a lot of people. And there was one couple
Speaker 1: down by the by the water by the Verizonto Bridge.
Speaker 1: They were making out in a car. Allegedly right son
Speaker 1: of Sam walked up to the car, shot the girl,
Speaker 1: killed her, shot the guy and he lost his eye. Okay,
Speaker 1: guy's name was Valenti. Tragic story, tragic this to live
Speaker 1: with that this girl from he was killed. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: still okay. So this guy, for some reason posts on
Speaker 1: the page, the Brooklyn page. He wants to know if
Speaker 1: this guy Valenti is still alive right now? Why you
Speaker 1: didn't google it, I don't know. But he figured a
Speaker 1: lot of people knew him because the guy was from
Speaker 1: our neighborhood. Okay, so the guy writes, hey, is the
Speaker 1: guy Valenti that got shipped by the son of Sam
Speaker 1: still alive instead of shut? So a bunch of people
Speaker 1: gave him honest answers, and one guy wrote, well, if
Speaker 1: he got ship, he's probably fine, you know, probably stunk
Speaker 1: a little bit whatever. Well, you know, are our people
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn and benson Hurst. They savaged him, savaged him.
Speaker 1: How could you be so insensitive? How could you make
Speaker 1: fun of the guy being shot? So then he and
Speaker 1: by the way, wasn't me. I was so I thought
Speaker 1: I made the same joke in my head, but I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna write it. And the guy's like, hey, I
Speaker 1: was making fun of the post, not the guy, so scary.
Speaker 1: I'm asking you, is it okay to joke on this
Speaker 1: ship mistake and you're not making fun of the guy
Speaker 1: being shot in the eye? Or is it insensitive because
Speaker 1: the guy might see it? He has one eye, so
Speaker 1: I'm not making a joke what he might see that,
Speaker 1: but it's not about him. Well, yeah, okay, you said that.
Speaker 1: I didn't anyway, is it offensive or is the guy
Speaker 1: being a snowflake because a lot of people attack the
Speaker 1: guy and threatened with I think people are being I
Speaker 1: think anyone who's complaining is being a snowflake. Right. Well,
Speaker 1: one guy, I've never seen this before. So one guy
Speaker 1: threatened to beat the guy up right, you know, the
Speaker 1: usual Brooklyn threats one guy. I'm so excited. I'm not
Speaker 1: a part of this page. Yeah, so I didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't post, I didn't comment. One guy, I've never heard
Speaker 1: this before. He says, I'm gonna call my uncle Charlie. Right,
Speaker 1: So the guy goes, what is he in the mob?
Speaker 1: You're gonna threaten me like some bullshit? Your uncles in
Speaker 1: the mob? He says, Nope, my uncle Charlie works for
Speaker 1: the I R S. He just gave him your name
Speaker 1: and he's gonna order your ass be prepared to pay
Speaker 1: taxes and get your ass ordered. Who does that? Who
Speaker 1: threatens somebody with an uncle working for the I R S?
Speaker 1: And what uncle at the I R S is gonna
Speaker 1: order some rando from Facebook? Because you didn't like his joke.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard that? To have you do? Is
Speaker 1: there anyone in your life that does something for a living?
Speaker 1: And by the way, you guys can tweet us, I'm
Speaker 1: curious and we'll read him next week. Do you have
Speaker 1: someone in your life that has a job that you
Speaker 1: could hold against and threatened somebody with? Right, Like if
Speaker 1: you if your actors right, and you're like, if your
Speaker 1: your uncle's a big agent, You're like, you'll never work
Speaker 1: in this town again. Right, But do you have like
Speaker 1: a mechanic who like, oh, he's gonna fucking car off,
Speaker 1: or like, do you know anybody in your life that
Speaker 1: that could ruin somebody? My uncle was an artist, so
Speaker 1: he will draw you. He will do it. He will
Speaker 1: do a bad, bad caricature of you with a tennis
Speaker 1: racket in a big head. Yeah. Why does why do
Speaker 1: all those caricatures make you with a tennis rack? I
Speaker 1: don't know. Like when you go to a button, miss,
Speaker 1: We've seen the commercial that the guy commercial. They do
Speaker 1: that where the guy stands out and he's got a
Speaker 1: giant sandwich in his hand. Yeah, they over the woman's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it look just like you. I don't
Speaker 1: know why people do that? All right, So what do
Speaker 1: you got? Um, well, I'm I'm kind of I'm a
Speaker 1: I'm a little thrown because my phone keeps ringing again.
Speaker 1: There it is again, this is you. This is the
Speaker 1: third time. No, no, this happened right before the I'm
Speaker 1: not answering it. It's my front desk. This happened right
Speaker 1: before the cast started. Um, my phone starts ringing incessantly.
Speaker 1: And it was my front yeah, like the front desk
Speaker 1: of my of my apartment building. So I said, what
Speaker 1: do you need? They're like, you have food down here,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, I said, I ordered food already.
Speaker 1: I came about an hour ago. It was slice, and
Speaker 1: I you know, I was telling you about my cannoli
Speaker 1: that I just you know, I had my cannoli here anyway.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, hold on a second. So I walked
Speaker 1: downstairs and and I actually get in the elevator and
Speaker 1: then I'm not walking down flights of stairs high rise
Speaker 1: and them at the top, so and they're like, this
Speaker 1: is your apartment number, and Mike, yeah, but what is
Speaker 1: this bon chon chicken? I didn't order bonchon chicken. Chicken
Speaker 1: is so good. It's Korean twice fried chicken, you know.
Speaker 1: But don't get me wrong. I love bon chicken, but
Speaker 1: bond it. They chon it. It's so good they rub
Speaker 1: it down. Oh no, I said, listen, guys, this is
Speaker 1: not my food. And I looking at it. I'm sure enough.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the receipt and it was my apartment number,
Speaker 1: but a different building. Now this is the second time
Speaker 1: this has happened this week. On Sunday morning, I woke
Speaker 1: up at like nine in the morning, I opened up
Speaker 1: my front door and it was a giant bag of
Speaker 1: Indian food sitting outside my doorstep. So I'm like, huh.
Speaker 1: I look around, I look left, I look right. I
Speaker 1: take it inside. And apparently I've been sitting there all
Speaker 1: night because the receipt said the order was placed at
Speaker 1: PM at the night before, and I guess it must
Speaker 1: have been delivered at like twelve one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: I had already been in my apartment sleep But I'm
Speaker 1: reading this stuff. I even I talked about this on
Speaker 1: the air briefly. I called Gandhi from our show and
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, I'm like this stuff, the Southern Indian
Speaker 1: street food. Tell me what is tica, What is paneer?
Speaker 1: What is what is u? Dosas? Like? All this stuff?
Speaker 1: That was? You called Gandhi to tell you what that what?
Speaker 1: You didn't go y because I was about to throw
Speaker 1: the whole bag away, But and uh, what else did
Speaker 1: you have to tak whatever it was? It was? It
Speaker 1: was it was it was some kind of a cheese. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the point is, I'm like, you know what, if I
Speaker 1: love the food, I'm gonna put it in my refrigerator
Speaker 1: and I'll eat it later. And if I hate it,
Speaker 1: so she described it all to me, and it sounded delicious.
Speaker 1: So I put it in my refrigerator and I ate
Speaker 1: it later that night. But once again, it was delivered
Speaker 1: to my apartment. Somebody got past the doorman, came up
Speaker 1: here and then uh and left it in front of
Speaker 1: my door at like midnight or one o'clock in the
Speaker 1: morning or something. So so that was that happened last week.
Speaker 1: And then it just happened before the podcast with the
Speaker 1: bon chon Chicken. I went down to stay us to
Speaker 1: clear up the problem. And now they're they're ringing my
Speaker 1: phone again and I'm not answering it this time because
Speaker 1: it's like a joke as somebody sending food to my
Speaker 1: apartment and like, you know, I mean it's an expensive
Speaker 1: joke if you ask me, I mean it's Indian food
Speaker 1: that's pricey every time. So this time it was it was.
Speaker 1: It was so somebody with your address or similar address
Speaker 1: is not getting their food, right. So I got free
Speaker 1: free dessert. I got free free meal. So you took
Speaker 1: the bonch on, right, No? I did not this time.
Speaker 1: Now I gave it back. I said, call up, call
Speaker 1: up the right thing, the right thing. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: if I'll tell you what though, they're not gonna they
Speaker 1: can't bring you can't bring it, they can't bring it back,
Speaker 1: right we would you open it? No? No, no, it
Speaker 1: was downstairs in the front desk and I looked at
Speaker 1: it and I'm like, no, I don't want it. I'm
Speaker 1: good And uh so I gave it to my dorman.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's gonna eat it. Oh you should have
Speaker 1: you gave him the bonch on. He got the bonch on.
Speaker 1: I would have come over and done a broadcast at
Speaker 1: your house. Oh oh, is that what it's gonna take
Speaker 1: first to get back together again? Well, I was at
Speaker 1: the I was at the radio station today. You were
Speaker 1: this afternoon. Yeah, I'll tell you that later. Why it
Speaker 1: was in Manhattan, it's quite the story. We'll get to
Speaker 1: that late a second. What were you doing up at
Speaker 1: the radio station again? It was in Manhattan for something?
Speaker 1: And why weren't you in Manhattan? Why weren't you in
Speaker 1: Manhattan to do our podcast in person? Because the I
Speaker 1: had I'll tell you what it was, but i'll tell
Speaker 1: the story later. I had a traffic court appointment today
Speaker 1: because back in March of last year, I was accused
Speaker 1: of going through a stop sign. So it kept getting
Speaker 1: delayed because of COVID. So today I had to go
Speaker 1: to court in Manhattan. Okay, very nice. And then afterwards
Speaker 1: I went up to the radio station to say hi
Speaker 1: to all the people in the afternoon. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: in a while. I never met you, never met. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Crystal is great, She is fantastic. She is also great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So anyway, I was there today. I was gonna leave
Speaker 1: you a note, but then I thought, you get all
Speaker 1: pissy that I was there, and I you know, I
Speaker 1: didn't go AnyWho there. You know, I you know this,
Speaker 1: this podcasting from home thing has to come to an
Speaker 1: end really soon. It has to Um, I'm not lucking
Speaker 1: doing it at night, and UM, I'm sick of the
Speaker 1: echo in the delay. And I love to have you
Speaker 1: in front of me so we can look at each other.
Speaker 1: You look at you, so I could stare you right
Speaker 1: in the eye. Brodie, speaking of echo. Our friend Mr
Speaker 1: Well formerly Mr movie Phone, then the Movie Man, his
Speaker 1: real name is Russ. I called him this week and
Speaker 1: he said, oh, how's your how's your podcast doing? What's scary?
Speaker 1: I said you should listen to it? So he did.
Speaker 1: I had him listen to three episodes. He's now a
Speaker 1: big fan. If you don't know movie Phone, and welcome
Speaker 1: to movie Phone. That guy it's the old seven seven
Speaker 1: seven film guy. Movie dot com sold at a O
Speaker 1: L got it back sold again right now. He's the
Speaker 1: movie Man does six second reviews. He did for a while,
Speaker 1: I don't always doing now. So he listens to the
Speaker 1: brook and boy he does now big fan. But he
Speaker 1: said he said he didn't recognize your voice at first.
Speaker 1: He said you sound different. You sound you have a
Speaker 1: lot of uh reverb, and you didn't sound I said, well, scary.
Speaker 1: He's got a three point nine million dollar set of equipment.
Speaker 1: Uh it maybe makes his voice sound better, but maybe
Speaker 1: not like in the studio on the street scary Jones.
Speaker 1: He said, I sounded perfectly perfectly. Well, so my my
Speaker 1: hundred dollar equipment, your hundred dollar microphones, like like just fine,
Speaker 1: and and that's great. I have all kinds of processing
Speaker 1: and things online, but the stuff that I can't undo.
Speaker 1: So all right, So what we can need to do
Speaker 1: is go back to the studio so we both are
Speaker 1: sound even and because we're both on the same type
Speaker 1: of microphone, the same studio. Would imagine by the I
Speaker 1: would say by August first, I would imagine most of
Speaker 1: us will be back if I had to guess by August.
Speaker 1: If I had to guess, yeah, I like that. I
Speaker 1: like that because nice going on. We're going on on
Speaker 1: a on a vacation for goals. Yeah, well, you know,
Speaker 1: we will be off for a couple of weeks, and
Speaker 1: I'm depending on when you hit this podcast. It's every year.
Speaker 1: We go on the vacation at the same time every year,
Speaker 1: and we always take you and we always take two weeks. Okay,
Speaker 1: don't June first, we get July. Right, there's nothing changes
Speaker 1: here right now. I would radio you take vacation when
Speaker 1: your listeners usually take vacation. Now, I know you're thinking,
Speaker 1: I'm not a vacation. I understand. And people listen to
Speaker 1: podcasting differently. They binge episodes like crazy. So we'll let
Speaker 1: us say this. After you listen to this episode and
Speaker 1: its entirety, wouldn't it be great to go back and
Speaker 1: listen to episodes that you might have missed from the
Speaker 1: bottom now you here? Yeah, we would be awesome if
Speaker 1: you did, because that's song. Ready no, no, but guess
Speaker 1: what when we get back into the studio, I'll have
Speaker 1: it all my fingertips. Yeah, yeah as well I when
Speaker 1: I run the board on occasion. Agreed. I would love that.
Speaker 1: I would love nothing more. So speaking of vacation, UM,
Speaker 1: I am going to remember our friend to bald Freak Rannie,
Speaker 1: another Brooklyn boy. Yeah, he's sang the Brooklyn Boys the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Cyclones song with us. We just talked about. He
Speaker 1: did he didn't he listened to the podcast. Uh. Ronnie
Speaker 1: and I we are going to Tampa and St. Tampa, St. Pete.
Speaker 1: So we're going to hang out in Saint Petersburg. We're
Speaker 1: gonna visit that area. Appear apparently the west coast of
Speaker 1: Florida is a thing. You know a lot of times
Speaker 1: I think for millions of people. Well, no, I know,
Speaker 1: but you know, I said again another thing I mentioned
Speaker 1: on the people took the ring to this podcast would
Speaker 1: know you wouldn't be going there unless it was a thing.
Speaker 1: Hashtag boogie bastard. It's not a well, it is a
Speaker 1: thing because it's a thing. The thing is, we don't
Speaker 1: we don't go as people from this area in the Northeast.
Speaker 1: We'd usually go to the east coast to Florida, and
Speaker 1: they say that is heavily populated, and the water is
Speaker 1: rougher because it's a it's in an ocean right at
Speaker 1: the Atlantic Ocean, whereas you get the Gulf of Mexico
Speaker 1: on the west coast and the water is calm. You
Speaker 1: could walk out for a hundred feet and it's still
Speaker 1: up to your waist and it's beautiful, and the sharks
Speaker 1: don't have to travel as far that way. So he
Speaker 1: has to keep the number one beach in the United States,
Speaker 1: and St. Pete is not far behind that. So so
Speaker 1: Ronnie and I were gonna are gonna explore the west
Speaker 1: coast of Florida, and yes, and then you're gonna be
Speaker 1: jealous of me, Prodie, What are you doing? After that?
Speaker 1: We're flying to Atlanta and we're gonna catch the Mets
Speaker 1: play the Braves in their new stadium in Atlanta. How
Speaker 1: great is that You're going for steak dinner after that,
Speaker 1: you prick? I'm sure we will. You know what, now
Speaker 1: that you mentioned it, I'm gonna buy Ronnie a steak dinner.
Speaker 1: I hate you so much sometimes, but that's gonna be fun.
Speaker 1: And then of course I'll be down in Asbury in
Speaker 1: New Jersey Shore. I want to know what you're And
Speaker 1: by the way, there's still another week after that that
Speaker 1: we're off, so I have to plan that. What are
Speaker 1: you I'm so glad you went first, Scary. What are
Speaker 1: you doing? Brodie? Oh well, let's see. The first week,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna relax and prepare myself for second week Eve.
Speaker 1: And then the second week, the second week, I will
Speaker 1: prepare myself for going I call it going back to
Speaker 1: work Eve. So I will be relaxing around the house. No,
Speaker 1: not at all. I am going to swim and hot
Speaker 1: tub it and the ice cream and I know what,
Speaker 1: I know what I'm gonna do, Scary, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do you one better. Normally the way the way
Speaker 1: my pool is my in ground pool. One side of
Speaker 1: the pool is about two ft wide as far as
Speaker 1: the concrete like the deck around it, right, a concrete
Speaker 1: deck with a fencing around it. Right. The other side
Speaker 1: is about ten ft wide, So that's where your lounge
Speaker 1: chairs are at. That's where my storage units are for
Speaker 1: the floats and stuff. That's what my table with the
Speaker 1: umbrella is the wider the wider side of the of
Speaker 1: the pool deck, right. I think in honor of you
Speaker 1: going to Tampa, I'm gonna jump in from the short
Speaker 1: side for a change, I'm gonna go to the left
Speaker 1: side and jump in from the left side of my pool.
Speaker 1: Because you know, people always go to the east coast
Speaker 1: to the pool, so you're gonna go to the west
Speaker 1: coast to the plan. I'm gonna go to the west coast,
Speaker 1: just which is right on uh CS the lawn right there,
Speaker 1: right as opposed to uh casa was it Uta del
Speaker 1: deck on the right, I'll be at uh CS the
Speaker 1: grass right there. CS the lawn. Depends on where you're from,
Speaker 1: somebody in your pool, yeah right. I also may go
Speaker 1: to the you know, like you're on a cruise ship,
Speaker 1: go to like the leado deck to party deck. I'll
Speaker 1: be going to the deck deck and getting into my
Speaker 1: hot tub, and in honor of you. Instead of getting
Speaker 1: in on the front side, which faces the doors to
Speaker 1: my my my house, I'm gonna get on the on
Speaker 1: the side side, which faces my pool. Stupid question, Yes
Speaker 1: you can't come. No, I watched a stupid question. Why
Speaker 1: don't you We have a lot of days off in
Speaker 1: a row. It's it's actually two weeks wrapped around three
Speaker 1: weekends plus a day because we're gonna take off on Frintay, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know what you're gonna say, I should go somewhere.
Speaker 1: Why don't you go somewhere? Well, I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 1: But here's here's the truth. My my daughter, who was
Speaker 1: living in Chicago for the past year, working in Chicago,
Speaker 1: is home between jaunts, and so she's gonna be jaunting
Speaker 1: to Europe, uh to go for a master's degree. And
Speaker 1: I would like to see as much as possible. So
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think I'm gonna go away with
Speaker 1: that is you are being that is being a great
Speaker 1: father right there. Well, she's very special to me. And
Speaker 1: I want to spend as much time as possible. So
Speaker 1: that is Oh my god, you've got some brownie points.
Speaker 1: I'm actually I almost shed a tear there, Malfi motherfucker kids,
Speaker 1: no kids? Yeah, So can I want to share a story?
Speaker 1: What can I get? Tell you story about motherfucker. It's
Speaker 1: a real quick story. Yeah you can, because after that
Speaker 1: we have to get our grand prize winner on the phone. Yes, okay, great.
Speaker 1: So in my joint today, I'm going to tell you
Speaker 1: about it my court appearance, I took my first lift.
Speaker 1: I was in Uber. Rather, I took in Uber for
Speaker 1: the first time in two years from Lower Manhattan to
Speaker 1: Lower to Lower Manhattan to Extra Low Manhattan. Right, and
Speaker 1: I'll get to that later. I took a train back.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to. Well, you
Speaker 1: know what I'll tell you about the lift. The Uber
Speaker 1: driver I had to go to um seventeen Battery Place. Now,
Speaker 1: the battery is the area of Lower lowerman I know
Speaker 1: exactly what you're gonna say here. It's near Wall Street
Speaker 1: and seventeen Battery Place is a is a street that
Speaker 1: goes like along the water. It turns and wraps around
Speaker 1: the Manhattan so by the way, it's almost impossible to
Speaker 1: get to Yeah, it's right, right, right. So we went
Speaker 1: down the West Side Highway west, the west of Manhattan,
Speaker 1: the Tampa St. Pete of Manhattan, right, and uh, I
Speaker 1: see we get onto Battery Battery Place and he's like
Speaker 1: two or three minutes. He makes a turn and he
Speaker 1: goes this good. I go, yeah, it's fine. And we're
Speaker 1: right in front of number. I seen the seventeen on
Speaker 1: the building, and I go great. I give him a
Speaker 1: nice tip. You know why, because these guys have been
Speaker 1: struggling because of the pandemic. He was really nice. I
Speaker 1: gave him, Hey, big spender. So I get out of
Speaker 1: the I get out of care, Hey, have a nice day.
Speaker 1: I'm extra nice to the guy. By the way, I
Speaker 1: still have to give him a review. I didn't gi
Speaker 1: hm a review yet. I just remember. I get out
Speaker 1: of the car. I look at the big seventeen on
Speaker 1: the building. Right, seventeen Battery Place. No, no, my friend,
Speaker 1: seventeen Slate Street. Oh, Battery Place turns into Slate Street again.
Speaker 1: That's too. In five minutes, so I had to walk
Speaker 1: back like four blocks in uncomfortable heat today, and because
Speaker 1: I was on a court. I wore a decent shirt
Speaker 1: long pants, so I was not comfortable the tip. No, no,
Speaker 1: of course not, of course not. The guy still needs
Speaker 1: the money. He just been a mistake. So I decided
Speaker 1: to take the subway back. Now there's a subway station
Speaker 1: right there, which is involves two trains to get back
Speaker 1: to where we work. Right. I didn't want to take
Speaker 1: the two trains down there because I was afraid I
Speaker 1: might be late. Like, no, let me just take the car.
Speaker 1: I'll get there the guy. I'll know where I'm going
Speaker 1: door to door. As it turns out, it wasn't. So
Speaker 1: rather than spend like twenty bucks, I'm like, I would
Speaker 1: take the train for two seventy five whatever it is. Uh,
Speaker 1: So I get that. I go down on the train platform.
Speaker 1: There's a woman carving fruit and then wrapping it and
Speaker 1: putting it on the top of a little shopping cart
Speaker 1: like a little wagon. Right, she's got a little store
Speaker 1: set up, and she's got a little Indian music playing
Speaker 1: mountain right, a whole stall scenario going right. Okay, Dan
Speaker 1: is a guy on the playfor No. If you've never
Speaker 1: been to a New York subway, there's always entertainers there's
Speaker 1: guy's dancing playing the upside down buckets. There's always one
Speaker 1: guy playing that um like a little windpipe thing. Sure
Speaker 1: it's hoo, it's like Indian music, like Native American. Okay,
Speaker 1: this guy's got long hair, big muscular guy. He's got
Speaker 1: a guitar and he's got a little blow bucket for money,
Speaker 1: right and uh it will sign it says I take
Speaker 1: requests now, you know, a mail a rocker, and I
Speaker 1: think you know what I'm feeling that New York vibe.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like I love my city. I'm back for
Speaker 1: the first time in a long time. You're back in
Speaker 1: the New York groove. And thank you, Ace Freely. I'm back.
Speaker 1: By the way, what commercial is that? Is it Cores? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Core's Light. If you're not from New York in New
Speaker 1: York are you probably would see it. But Cores Light
Speaker 1: now has this new commercial that New York is back
Speaker 1: and this servant beer. I guess that's the sign of
Speaker 1: New York being back? Is this serving Corps Light? I
Speaker 1: don't see the correlation, but anyway, they're like New York
Speaker 1: can't be stopped and they're like, I'm back back. Love
Speaker 1: Ace Freely, Okay, by the way, ace T really didn't
Speaker 1: write that song was written by Russ Ballard. That's great.
Speaker 1: You just keep going, Brodie, just keeping my point. Was
Speaker 1: My point was, so I go up to the guy
Speaker 1: who's working to make X your money, right, he's probably
Speaker 1: not making three thousand dollars as a lawyer. He's in
Speaker 1: the subway paying for tips, playing for tips, right. So
Speaker 1: the sign says I play for request. So I said, um,
Speaker 1: I saiyu you you know any Rush the band Rush
Speaker 1: I was. I was in the mood and I had
Speaker 1: like a bunch of singles in my pocket. The guy
Speaker 1: looks at he goes, now, I'm sorry, I'm on a break.
Speaker 1: So he wasn't taking requests. He's on a break. And
Speaker 1: where have you ever seen a subway musician on a break?
Speaker 1: I had cash in my pocket. You know what, he
Speaker 1: probably he probably has a specific threshold that he needs
Speaker 1: to meet every couple of hours, and he probably made
Speaker 1: the money he needed to make. And now he took
Speaker 1: a break. Nice life. You got there. You're working tax
Speaker 1: free in the subway and the train was eleven minutes away.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I waited a couple of minutes. I'm
Speaker 1: thinking maybe someone else will give him some money. I
Speaker 1: felt bad. Now you're saying he'sself, David, did you did
Speaker 1: you give him any money anyway? No? I did not.
Speaker 1: I did not know you. And I didn't buy any
Speaker 1: subway fruit from the woman. I'm not. I can't do that.
Speaker 1: It's because she's using her bare hands to cut the front.
Speaker 1: Something un sanitary about never mind, never mind. I have
Speaker 1: been known to buy a Turro though, from the lady
Speaker 1: with the Turro shopping cart. I have, and they're very good.
Speaker 1: So when we were kids, we used to go to
Speaker 1: the met game and uh, whoever was outside, they'd have
Speaker 1: like an old rusty shopping cart. Do you remember those? Yes,
Speaker 1: And they used to make ices out of them. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you know the little part where you put the kid
Speaker 1: in the front. Right there, they would put a round
Speaker 1: wire basket with hot coals in it and they would
Speaker 1: cook the right they cooked the pretzels. You'd buy the
Speaker 1: pretzels from the guys like three dollars outside. They're using
Speaker 1: the actual metal wiring of the of the cart as
Speaker 1: as the wire rack of a barbecue to cook. And
Speaker 1: so I was a kid, I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: gotta have a pretzel. If the Mets one I got.
Speaker 1: That was my thing. The Mets I got a pretzel.
Speaker 1: Now I go I go to the games. I see
Speaker 1: these people with like rusty shopping carts. It's like cooking
Speaker 1: on radiator in your car, like or again probably getting
Speaker 1: some metal in your mouth and whatever. Or I will
Speaker 1: say this. When I was a kid, we also we
Speaker 1: had the the ice man. He used to he again
Speaker 1: he had an old shopping cart, and they used to
Speaker 1: have the water ices, and he used to put everything
Speaker 1: in Philadelphia. Just ices just ices as opposed to all ices.
Speaker 1: It's water right, so ices, I call them water ices
Speaker 1: because they differentiate. Because it's a big country we live
Speaker 1: in a lot of people. Why would you differentiate saying
Speaker 1: their ices is well, people think it's it's ice cubes.
Speaker 1: Like what is it? Ice cube? I'm just ice cube
Speaker 1: lemon ices? Right ices? Yeah, cherry ices like that. Anyway.
Speaker 1: By the way, if you want to call water ices,
Speaker 1: you gotta say water ices. Wooter ices. All right, can
Speaker 1: we listen. We we have a price to give away.
Speaker 1: This is this is a very very important people. A
Speaker 1: lot of people entered a lot of people were bragging
Speaker 1: about how they had they were gonna win, so like
Speaker 1: we we didn't pick it. We have this is the
Speaker 1: top line. We had a website called the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: Free Pizza dot Com with our friends slice it was
Speaker 1: it was really cool. So they picked the winner at random.
Speaker 1: They gave us the phone number. Hello. Hello, Yes, congratulations, Matt,
Speaker 1: you're our winner of a year worth of pizza. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, thank you guys so much. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: Where are you. I'm in Jacksonville, Florida, born and raised.
Speaker 1: Very nice. Nice. Now you have a lot of great
Speaker 1: pizzerias near you. Oh we feel the sun most everything
Speaker 1: on the half. I was looking earlier that I haven't
Speaker 1: been able to try it, So I'm really excited to
Speaker 1: uh businesses in town and good. Now, just just correct
Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong, because I'm not a hundred percent sure.
Speaker 1: He said, you live in Jacksonville. What county do you
Speaker 1: live in, Matt. It's Duval County, but it's all one.
Speaker 1: It's uh, the city, Jacksonville and Dula County are the
Speaker 1: same thing. Yeah, but aren't you supposed to say a
Speaker 1: certain what happen? Hey? You go do Vell? Not do
Speaker 1: Vell do all? Matt? When I ask you a county.
Speaker 1: Let's let's go, man, I gotta hear it. So we
Speaker 1: love our friends at Slice. We're happy that that you
Speaker 1: are first grand prize winner of hopefully a lot of
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys contests to come. In this case, our friends
Speaker 1: Slice decided, hey, we'll giveaway free pizza for a year. Um.
Speaker 1: And the fact that they deal with locals, and you said, Matt,
Speaker 1: you get to support a local pizza. That is a
Speaker 1: feather in the cap of Slice, you know. And man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a little secret. You can use
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Speaker 1: if you want to get a cannoli or a chicken
Speaker 1: palm hero, Yeah, I think you can do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can that. My wife, my wife was you gotta
Speaker 1: make her listen to at least one episode of our
Speaker 1: podcast if she wants part of your prize. Are you
Speaker 1: a ice for life? I mean, how did you How
Speaker 1: did you hear about the contest? Obviously you heard it
Speaker 1: from us? Did you see on social or what? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: listen to every single one you guys show? Um, so yeah,
Speaker 1: I and then I saw it on one of your
Speaker 1: Instagram and well, thank you so much. Thanks for the support,
Speaker 1: and now we're giving it right back to you, not
Speaker 1: only your life, but you are a Slice user for
Speaker 1: the next year on the house. Yes, I can't say
Speaker 1: thank you guys so much. And I'm sure it's all
Speaker 1: businesses that I'll be supporting my business. Well, we'll be appreciative.
Speaker 1: A very good have a great and honor of scary
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Speaker 1: make sure you order the cano or go for go
Speaker 1: to a place that serves dessert. Yeah, and you get
Speaker 1: your free dessert. How look at that? At that? Thanks
Speaker 1: so much, Matt Prize. Our prize team will be in
Speaker 1: touch with you for all the details. We have a team.
Speaker 1: That's that's our first pretty that was our very first
Speaker 1: on our winner. I didn't know we had a prize team.
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Speaker 1: you didn't win free pizza for a year, we're sorry.
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Speaker 1: they're also gonna hook you up with a creation kit
Speaker 1: to document your journey and a bunch of Slice swag
Speaker 1: in addition to the two thousand dollars if you're their winner.
Speaker 1: Once again, fifty winners, one for each state. I wonder
Speaker 1: who's gonna win for the State of New York or
Speaker 1: the Great State of Wyoming. That's a callback podcast with
Speaker 1: b and Scary. I had a hell of a week.
Speaker 1: They put me through the ringer on the morning show.
Speaker 1: And I know that you, you specifically Brody, had questions.
Speaker 1: I was screaming at so Okay, so you're in the
Speaker 1: studio getting telling you a story. I'm home on the couch,
Speaker 1: monitoring the show and doing what I do, and I'm
Speaker 1: screaming at my laptop, screaming at my my my audio
Speaker 1: system where I'm hearing the show because once again, you
Speaker 1: have out boogees yourself. I didn't booge I didn't out
Speaker 1: boogie myself. Okay, I I all I did was all
Speaker 1: you did. I had already guilty. I had to throw
Speaker 1: my name out because I was backed into a corner
Speaker 1: and they made me angry. You remember the Incredible Hulk
Speaker 1: where where he said you don't like me when I'm angry,
Speaker 1: and the shirt rips and he turns green and he
Speaker 1: turned into the Hulk. Okay, that was me in the
Speaker 1: moment that I was put into a corner. And and
Speaker 1: we won't make this very long, but nobody puts Scary
Speaker 1: in the corner. I went into a bar that normally
Speaker 1: has no slots available, no reservations. It's a bar slash restaurant. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll try. It's called Jitano Garden of Love. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna throw it out there. That's a g I t
Speaker 1: a n oh. And there's one location in Tulloom, Mexico.
Speaker 1: And the location is in New York City. Now with
Speaker 1: this place av so I roll up there. It was
Speaker 1: six o'clock. It was before. It was before we had
Speaker 1: to go out to dinner with my friends. It was right,
Speaker 1: but it was we were pre gaming and there was
Speaker 1: no line to get in, and my friends and I
Speaker 1: were going in and my buddy and the guy says, actually,
Speaker 1: we there's three of you. We have three spots at
Speaker 1: the bar. Go sit at the bar. So my friends
Speaker 1: and I who sat at the bar, which is where
Speaker 1: we kind of wanted to be anyway. But during the
Speaker 1: night I looked at the lay of the land and
Speaker 1: I noticed that there were twelve by the way, this
Speaker 1: place has like fifty tables, but there were twelve tables
Speaker 1: in particular lining the bar area, which are really like
Speaker 1: key tables, and they were like either two tops or
Speaker 1: four tops. Great group by the way from the sixties
Speaker 1: and now it's a quarter to eight, two hours later,
Speaker 1: and I'm realizing, look at this, there's no none of
Speaker 1: these tables have been sat yet. I kept going on
Speaker 1: my app because I'm sitting at the bar, and I
Speaker 1: had to know, like if I tried to get a
Speaker 1: reservation right now, could I And the answer is no,
Speaker 1: they're sold out. So I'm saying that that's a physical impossibility.
Speaker 1: This place is losing revenue by the minute. They have
Speaker 1: twelve empty tables here and it's been an hour and
Speaker 1: forty five minutes and they haven't said anybody at them.
Speaker 1: So what did I say, Brodie? What did I say?
Speaker 1: What did I say? I said, excuse me, miss Spartander,
Speaker 1: I said, uh, you know, what's it doing with these
Speaker 1: tables here? It says you're sold out? And she was, oh,
Speaker 1: those are v I P tables. So I got curious
Speaker 1: and I said, so, how do you become a v
Speaker 1: I P? And she says, oh, you need to be
Speaker 1: either an Instagram model or a famous person. And I said,
Speaker 1: I'm famous. I said, I looked it right in the eye.
Speaker 1: My my buddy spit out his drink like almost of course,
Speaker 1: but I said it, and it wasn't do she it
Speaker 1: was more a matter of fact. But I was so upset.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. But I said it. Oh, how
Speaker 1: should I have said it? Well, I would at first
Speaker 1: I would have said Ron Burgundy style like I'm kind
Speaker 1: of a big deal. No, I would have been a
Speaker 1: little more humble and say, well, just just out of curiosity,
Speaker 1: like how famous? How well known do you have to
Speaker 1: be to qualify his fame? Like I would like play
Speaker 1: it out like I wasn't sure of myself. She quickly
Speaker 1: were like, I'm famous. She immediately didn't believe me, so
Speaker 1: she's like, and I immediately pulled out my phone and
Speaker 1: I showed her my Instagram following because the blue check
Speaker 1: mark combined with what a hundreds eighties seven thousand something followers,
Speaker 1: that okay, And it may be a douche thing to
Speaker 1: people listening, but in the heat of the moment needed to.
Speaker 1: I needed to prove myself that I can back back
Speaker 1: it up because I said something and now I need
Speaker 1: to back my statement up with some sort of proof,
Speaker 1: whatever that may be. In this case, it was in
Speaker 1: the form of Instagram. I don't know, So I hand
Speaker 1: a hand uder my phone and she socials. Oh, she
Speaker 1: rolled out from behind the bar to get the general manager.
Speaker 1: And the general manager comes up to me, and you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't wanna have to go into great detail,
Speaker 1: but let's put it this way. We had a nice
Speaker 1: conversation and by the end of it. At first he
Speaker 1: even listen to radio, and he was a little a
Speaker 1: little you know, a little sass. You got a little
Speaker 1: sass there and then but then we became friends. I said,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't expect you listen to radio. You
Speaker 1: live in the city, and you know he's not from here.
Speaker 1: And he's like, um, you know whatever. So the short
Speaker 1: of it is, now he says, anytime you want to
Speaker 1: come in, text me, but just give me more than
Speaker 1: an hour's notice. Now, I don't think they should do this.
Speaker 1: They should have this for anybody for you know, forget
Speaker 1: about the fact that I got through and I got
Speaker 1: to be able to be sitting at one of these
Speaker 1: tables quote for the future. And I know it's again
Speaker 1: I don't want to come off sounding pompous, but no,
Speaker 1: but wait a second, but but but I don't think
Speaker 1: they should be treating I think anybody and everybody should
Speaker 1: be able to have those tables. I was just doing
Speaker 1: it because I've I've tried to go there in in
Speaker 1: weeks and months and years past, and I can never
Speaker 1: freaking get into this place like I got to crack
Speaker 1: the code. It almost becomes a challenge on how can
Speaker 1: you how can you like beat the system? How can
Speaker 1: you get a leg up? Don't you see that? I
Speaker 1: I see that, I do see that. Um yeah, I
Speaker 1: just I just think you could have been a little
Speaker 1: more humble about it as opposed to wit a minute,
Speaker 1: I've got a three point nine GPS if that's what
Speaker 1: it takes to get into Harvard, look at me. So
Speaker 1: I feel like I listen, I I don't know if
Speaker 1: I would have done it, I would have I would
Speaker 1: have questioned it. I would have I would have sort
Speaker 1: of been beating around the bush and you know, so
Speaker 1: uh you know, um how you know and just play
Speaker 1: like what is it? Qualified? Then once they said, well,
Speaker 1: if you know you're an influence or you have a
Speaker 1: lot of followers, you a well, you know, what's the
Speaker 1: thing I qualified as an influencer to I got two
Speaker 1: out of three. Funny, you should mention that you know,
Speaker 1: I have a hundred and fifty thousand, whatever. You get numbers,
Speaker 1: you don't have to brag about it. You know, you're
Speaker 1: verified on Instagram, You're a big shot. I think you
Speaker 1: could have eased into it as opposed to throwing your
Speaker 1: phone at her. I just felt I I felt slighted.
Speaker 1: I felt like, really, I think every anybody in that position,
Speaker 1: the way she made the statement to me, well, those
Speaker 1: tables are form V I p s. That's for Instagram
Speaker 1: models and influencers and famous people. Like it's almost like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you betch like I want. I just I was, you know,
Speaker 1: backed into a corner and I started punching. I just
Speaker 1: just throwing it all, throwing the kitchen sync at her.
Speaker 1: I just want anything that I could get my You
Speaker 1: know that that it was that momentary. But it was
Speaker 1: that momentary, you know, because that's not my demeanor. You know,
Speaker 1: that's not my character. You know that I'm not the
Speaker 1: kind of person to go throwing myself around like that
Speaker 1: and in inserting myself in situations. By the way, if
Speaker 1: you have a friend who you told to listen to
Speaker 1: the podcast and they've listened to an episode or two
Speaker 1: and they like it, and they come to me and
Speaker 1: they say, hey, I'm really enjoying the podcast, but I
Speaker 1: can't tell the two guys apart which one is the
Speaker 1: humble one. Remember, I justa me me mr. I'm always right.
Speaker 1: I just became the normble one. Thank you. Hold on
Speaker 1: dropped my mic. I just dropped the mic. How did
Speaker 1: you become the humble one? Because I would have been
Speaker 1: humble in this particular situation. I told you what I
Speaker 1: would have done. Oh all right, well, um, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean I I might qualify. I'm not sure. I
Speaker 1: mean I I have some notoriety because of the job.
Speaker 1: For you have been triggered the way I was. She
Speaker 1: was she was. She literally pulled the back the sling
Speaker 1: shot and shot the ball between my eyes. That's how
Speaker 1: she That's how she made the comment to me. She
Speaker 1: would foom. So she's doing that, I gotta go right
Speaker 1: back up. Foom foom foom. That's that's the point. That's
Speaker 1: the point. It's nothing to do with me trying to
Speaker 1: throw my name around. I was just it got me
Speaker 1: so angry in that moment. I think anybody would have
Speaker 1: been pissed, but I really don't. I think everybody should
Speaker 1: be able to have a shot at going to this place.
Speaker 1: What you could have done was you could have you
Speaker 1: could have done a U. Do you remember the movie
Speaker 1: Pretty Woman. Yes, Julia Roberts is a prostitute. And by
Speaker 1: the way, they make it like it's a romantic Disney film,
Speaker 1: but you know, all the rescued by the rich guys.
Speaker 1: She's a prostitute. I mean, let's you know, if you're
Speaker 1: a prostitute listening to the podcast God Bless you, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying. In the movie she's anyway, she goes into
Speaker 1: this fancy was at bell Air Rodeo Drive Rodeo Drive store,
Speaker 1: and she goes in and she's looking and she says, like,
Speaker 1: you know, her hair is messed up, and she's wearing
Speaker 1: ratty clothes from like her hooker days or whatever, and
Speaker 1: that she goes into this posh posh, posh posh posh
Speaker 1: bush store and they don't they don't help her. They
Speaker 1: don't help her because they think she's not on their level, right,
Speaker 1: And so Richard Gere, who is the guy who's paying
Speaker 1: hard to be his escort, his um, his arm candy
Speaker 1: for an event, he gives her the credit cards and
Speaker 1: she goes in this huge shopping spree right in every store.
Speaker 1: But this one store where they where, they were like
Speaker 1: laughing at her and didn't want to help her, and
Speaker 1: they treated like they embarrassed her. They made her feel
Speaker 1: like like poor. Right, she goes back in with these
Speaker 1: bags from all of the big stores. She's all fixed up,
Speaker 1: she looks fantastic. She Julia Roberts, right. She says excuse me,
Speaker 1: and they like, yeah, she do you work on commission?
Speaker 1: And the girl says yeah and shes big mistake, huge
Speaker 1: and walks out. And so that was your opportunity to
Speaker 1: pretty woman them and say, you know what, I'm scary,
Speaker 1: motherfucking Jones. By the way, do you understand the absurdity
Speaker 1: of what you just said there? Yeah, Like you know what,
Speaker 1: I am famous, I am an influencer, and I'm walking
Speaker 1: the funk out of here and I'm going to influence
Speaker 1: my people not to come to this establishment. Boom walk out. Mistake, huge,
Speaker 1: big mistake huge. It doesn't work like that. Come on,
Speaker 1: that's what you should have done, right now, you know
Speaker 1: you should have be like, oh, oh, I can get
Speaker 1: a table now, thanks, I'll take a table. Didn't order
Speaker 1: a bunch of food and then walked up the funk
Speaker 1: out order some Johnny Walker blue like really expensive ship,
Speaker 1: like twelve year old Scotch and then just go. You know,
Speaker 1: you know, my my ferraris outside. I gotta go put
Speaker 1: in the quarter in the meet. I'll right back and
Speaker 1: just leave the funk out of there. And you walk out.
Speaker 1: You put your fists in the air, and you go
Speaker 1: for the people, and you walk out for the little guys,
Speaker 1: for the slices, and you walk out. That's what I
Speaker 1: would have done, exactly what I would have out and
Speaker 1: blaze of glory. You know. The thing is, I want
Speaker 1: to be there. I want to go back again. That's
Speaker 1: the problem. That's problem. You don't want to visit this place.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to ruin it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to last. You're honest about it. I
Speaker 1: don't want to burn a bridge. I mean it's a
Speaker 1: great spot. No, it's a nice spot. We're actually you
Speaker 1: want to go there for drinks? I don't rate. Yes
Speaker 1: you do, let's go. I don't have as many Instagram followers, allegedly,
Speaker 1: I'm very by the way, I have not. I've not
Speaker 1: tested this yet. This guy probably you know, he maybe
Speaker 1: he gave me a number like a burner phone number
Speaker 1: or some ship. He's not going to ask you here.
Speaker 1: I hear. It's an awesome place for the record. But
Speaker 1: you know what if in honor of the slices, I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm gonna go, at least not yet. When
Speaker 1: when the little people can go, when everyone is free
Speaker 1: in America, if they served steak and they got you
Speaker 1: a steak dinner, uh yeah, but they'll probably compy you
Speaker 1: because you're famous, your influence. Well there, so you beat, Well,
Speaker 1: I met beat because I didn't fall for it. I
Speaker 1: didn't fall for it. All right, So we have some
Speaker 1: sound we gotta play, and then a lot of sound.
Speaker 1: Last week's sound we didn't get to in this week's sound.
Speaker 1: All right, let's play some sound, homie. Let's do it,
Speaker 1: all right? So I have um Happy Father's Day here,
Speaker 1: Happy Father's Day. Or we can skip that one and move.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'll play it. I just remember what it was.
Speaker 1: Maybe play a second of it, refresh my memory about
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Speaker 1: So I look, I don't want to make fun of
Speaker 1: anybody's accent, but the way he says it, he says happy.
Speaker 1: Now I know that's that's northern Midwest, So I apologize.
Speaker 1: I just was trying to identify where that's from. Play
Speaker 1: played again. Just who says happy? Is it? Is it?
Speaker 1: It's Midwest? Is it Ohio? Minnesota? Who says happy? Those
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Speaker 1: Father's Day. Sounds like he's from Cleveland. Okay, that smart,
Speaker 1: that's a educated guess. All right. So Anderson Anderson Cooper, Oh,
Speaker 1: Anderson Cooper. I have been to like Anderson Cooper. We've
Speaker 1: had him on the show. He's a brilliant man. And
Speaker 1: by the way, if you don't know, Anderson Cooper's mother
Speaker 1: was Gloria Vanderbilt. Uh in the in the in the eighties,
Speaker 1: Gloria Vanderbilts sold Vanderbilt jeans, but before that, she is
Speaker 1: part of the Vanderbilts, which is which is one of
Speaker 1: the richest families in the history of America. If you've
Speaker 1: ever been there, like, um, what is it? What's the
Speaker 1: area in Newport, Rhode Island where the houses all the mansions.
Speaker 1: They were like bigger than hotels, and they the people
Speaker 1: were so rich. They were there for like a week
Speaker 1: a year, like they go for a week or two
Speaker 1: in the summer. They had kitchen staffs of like a
Speaker 1: hundred people. It was like a like a giant hotel.
Speaker 1: So that one one one of the places has like
Speaker 1: every bit of red marble marble in Africa. They imported
Speaker 1: every bit of red marble. The unbelievable mansions anyway, So
Speaker 1: so Anderson Cooper's home, one of his homes, is one
Speaker 1: of these mansions. That's now it's half a museum and
Speaker 1: half is still a residence. That's how big it is. Anyway.
Speaker 1: Anderson Cooper is an award winning journalist, award winning a brilliant,
Speaker 1: well spoken man. Okay, play the clip of him talking
Speaker 1: about his son, who is now twelve months old, just
Speaker 1: celebrated his birthday. Anderson, how old your son turned one? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he just he turned one April he turned one years old.
Speaker 1: One years old, one years old, one years old. Anderson's
Speaker 1: Cooper's Anderson's Cooper. It's only one year, one year old.
Speaker 1: Why don't you got Gary Cohen from the match? He's Cohen.
Speaker 1: Gary Cohen is a legend, long time an. Gary Cohen
Speaker 1: is legend. I want you to play the Jinnee Cokeley
Speaker 1: clip next. Gary Cohen is a legend. He is one
Speaker 1: of the greatest baseball announcers. I don't care. You're a
Speaker 1: fan of whatever team. I know you love your guys,
Speaker 1: whoever they are, your announcers. I'm telling you Gary Cohen
Speaker 1: is an award winning, all time great announcer. Well, the Mets.
Speaker 1: If you're Cleveland, Cleveland Indian fan, you know they traded
Speaker 1: this offseason for Francisco Lindor, one of the best shortstops
Speaker 1: in baseball, one of the best players in baseball. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to Cleveland and you're upset we lost him. He's
Speaker 1: been on the team now since I don't February January
Speaker 1: when they made the trade. Whatever, right, Francisco Indoor play
Speaker 1: the clip? How many different styles of gloves and shoes
Speaker 1: do you think Fernando brings to the table of Fernando. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's an honest mistakes straight. Gary knows these players backwards
Speaker 1: and forwards. It's just a he just that's a brain
Speaker 1: fart right there. He called him Frando three times. Alright, Okay,
Speaker 1: do you have Jeanne Cockley? Uh, Louise Yeah, yea yea yeah, yeah, okay, Janette. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Janet Cockley, I'm sorry Janet Cockley. In my opinion, she's
Speaker 1: um a local sportscaster on the Mets Network. Okay, I
Speaker 1: believe she's a very attractive, very bright woman, but I
Speaker 1: don't believe she really is into sports. I feel like
Speaker 1: she reads the teleprompter. Okay, Now, the Mets have a
Speaker 1: player Louise ga Mo g u I l l e
Speaker 1: R m O. He's been on the team for a
Speaker 1: few years. He's not a new player, Luis Guillermo. If
Speaker 1: you know him, you know how to say his name, right.
Speaker 1: Obviously she doesn't. If you looked at the teleprompter, it
Speaker 1: would look like g U I L L E R
Speaker 1: like Guillermo. Right, but you should know the guys on
Speaker 1: the team for a few years. Let's listen to what
Speaker 1: how she pronounced all right? Back to the madre or
Speaker 1: went to for four. They both got it wrong. No,
Speaker 1: he corrected her. He said me, you said Guillermo. What
Speaker 1: you said, I'll tell you what I said, Guamo. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry I said Gillermo because the next clip somebody calls
Speaker 1: him Guermo. I'm sorry, it's me. It is Luis Giorme.
Speaker 1: I apologize. I brave farted deck to show right here. Well, no,
Speaker 1: but I'm looking at if you could scre up, you're right,
Speaker 1: but I'm looking at my notes right here, and it
Speaker 1: says Guermo. Giermo gearme on my on my computer right.
Speaker 1: So I was okay. So the point was he's on
Speaker 1: the team. It was as if she had never heard
Speaker 1: his name before. Never his name. No, what I got Pat? Oh,
Speaker 1: Pat vi Linka. Let me tell you about Pat vi Linka.
Speaker 1: So the Mets bring up a third string catcher, not
Speaker 1: known for his hitting, never heard of him. He's not
Speaker 1: a top prospect, kind of an unusual looking guy with
Speaker 1: glasses and a beard. And he gets up I think
Speaker 1: his first game. He hasn't every major league hits basses loaded,
Speaker 1: and he swings as hard as he can. The ball
Speaker 1: goes about twenty ft, little squibber, and he wins the game,
Speaker 1: he's save it for wins the game. He's a hero.
Speaker 1: Right the next night, if I remember correctly, because a
Speaker 1: few weeks ago, he walks with the bases loaded, wins
Speaker 1: the game. He's the game winning guy, the hero. Two
Speaker 1: games in a row, he said, nobody hasn't had a
Speaker 1: lot of major league experience, right, Okay, So, so play
Speaker 1: the clip of them talking about him. The right center
Speaker 1: field that falls in there, Kevin Polar racing in the
Speaker 1: Mets came back, they tie the game at two and two,
Speaker 1: and then moments ago Pat Laka Mr fielder's choice hangs
Speaker 1: in there and the bad here coming. Bar Okay, So
Speaker 1: that there's a clip he's very excited about Pat Vilenka.
Speaker 1: The problem is his name is Meskas. M hmm, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think I'm saying the guy's name is Pat Mezkis.
Speaker 1: It's not Ka. No, he kept calling Vilnka. It isn't
Speaker 1: even close to Meskas. Where where do the Mets came there?
Speaker 1: Announcers these days, Volinka, I really do feel that a
Speaker 1: prerequisite of being a Mets announcer would be knowing how
Speaker 1: to pronounce and knowing the names of everyone on the team. Okay,
Speaker 1: but again, that wasn't a lot. I mean everyone else listening.
Speaker 1: People listening didn't get it, but you corrected it and
Speaker 1: you understand understand it. Now Muzik is right, but they're
Speaker 1: not also not working for the Mets, so right there. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that that guy also works for the Mets network.
Speaker 1: He's doing the highlights after the game. It wasn't live,
Speaker 1: which means he's reading it off teleprompter where somebody typed
Speaker 1: in Velinka, Okay, what's the next clip? I got back
Speaker 1: Sync and we're done. No, I sent you more than that.
Speaker 1: It's all I got. I have all the clips from
Speaker 1: last week. That's all I got for this week is
Speaker 1: back Sync. Let me look at my clips. It doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: it's we got. It's all we got to sink. Here's
Speaker 1: the entertainment reporter talking about the members of back Sync,
Speaker 1: which is two guys some Backstreet Boys and two guys
Speaker 1: from in Sync. Correct, this is the entertainment reporter talking
Speaker 1: about four of the biggest pop stars of the past
Speaker 1: thirty years. Play the clip tricks on You that is
Speaker 1: in syncs WLANs Bass and Joey Ptode joining the Backstreet Boys,
Speaker 1: Nick Carter and A. J. Blean for that new version
Speaker 1: of in syncs Big hit Bye Bye Bye. Isn't a McClane.
Speaker 1: You're gonna you're splitting hairs, roady, Come on, man, this
Speaker 1: is a waste of time. What are we doing here?
Speaker 1: What are we doing? Let let's edit that one out.
Speaker 1: Let's edit that one out. No, no, okay, it's been edited.
Speaker 1: No stop, dick. I just think that the guy got
Speaker 1: got his name Roy, isn't it. I'm asking you a
Speaker 1: serious question because McLean. It doesn't make it's so close.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm asking what the country thinks it's McClean happens.
Speaker 1: What does he say? He says McLean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It doesn't but it doesn't matter either way. It's it's
Speaker 1: way too close for us to highlight as a clip.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense and delete it. No, well, then
Speaker 1: you're a bigger dick than I am. You sucked me
Speaker 1: last week. I said, I said, edit this out. You're like, okay,
Speaker 1: reading it out? And then you didn't? You dick, or
Speaker 1: even good god? You know, we we have to really
Speaker 1: raise the bar or lower the bar a little bit
Speaker 1: on these clips because it's sometimes it's all interpreted. It's
Speaker 1: interpreting open interpretation. McLean McClean is not okay, it's not like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he made a mistake. Okay, we shouldn't
Speaker 1: have ended on that one. Then that's too late, pad Vilinka.
Speaker 1: But again that is in either direction. Know who he is.
Speaker 1: The point is his name is Meziki Okaye made a
Speaker 1: mistake on camera. I feel terrible. And Gary Cohen he's
Speaker 1: a long time you know he knows Francisco Lindor is
Speaker 1: Fernando multiple times. Just he's slipped his mind. It happens
Speaker 1: to the best of us. A right now, Sometimes we
Speaker 1: gotta get when you got you famous guys, you like
Speaker 1: to apologize. I'm just saying. I'm just saying sometimes you
Speaker 1: get gotta get people a little bit of a pass.
Speaker 1: All right, it's the pass and nine mistakes that you know.
Speaker 1: It's the Katie. But as of the world that next time,
Speaker 1: all right, Anderson Cooper can get a pass for one
Speaker 1: years one years old. No, you know, his brain said
Speaker 1: one thing, his mouth said another. And that's not the
Speaker 1: only time in his life he said one years old.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go I wanna go on record and say
Speaker 1: that this entire clip segment was all uncalled for. I
Speaker 1: think we didn't have to call these people out for
Speaker 1: their their little minute. Another one. You made the mistake too,
Speaker 1: You made the mistake. Okay, hold on, So if you
Speaker 1: can't get it right, I can get it right. I
Speaker 1: was right, all right, you know what use celebrities? Enough?
Speaker 1: Fair enough. I had an embarrassing moment at a great
Speaker 1: new restaurant. I went to. What happened, Well, so there's
Speaker 1: a new restaurant. It was a location um about half
Speaker 1: hour from my house on a major strip. There used
Speaker 1: to be a place called Chevies, right, yes, Chevy, and
Speaker 1: some people call it Chevis and guess what they wouldn't
Speaker 1: be It was not an outrageous mistake. If they call
Speaker 1: that Chevies, it's Chevys, like the car. That's great. But
Speaker 1: some people call it Chev's. It's okay, Okay, what if
Speaker 1: they call it Reese's Pecs? Now you got to say
Speaker 1: no because it's the guy's name. Okay, Well, Chevy's is
Speaker 1: named after a car. Okay. Anyway, Chevy's burned down. They
Speaker 1: replaced it with a place called Zinberger, which was very good,
Speaker 1: but they got hit by COVID and they went out
Speaker 1: of business or whatever. They went out of business round
Speaker 1: sometime last year. Well, they reopened as a place called
Speaker 1: Timothy's Pub and Grill, or no, let me, let me
Speaker 1: school you. That's called Tommy's Tapping Tavern. And by the way,
Speaker 1: there's five of them, with one being in seabright, another
Speaker 1: one being in free Hold. Yes, I haven't checked out
Speaker 1: the one in Clifton yet. Tommy's Pub and Tavern wasn't
Speaker 1: Tommy's Tapping Tavern. Let's get the clip of Brody's saying pub.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second. Let's let's all right. My point
Speaker 1: is I went there for the first time, to this location.
Speaker 1: What did you think The menu, first of all, is
Speaker 1: almost the size of um It's almost the size of
Speaker 1: the menu of cheesecake factory. It's it's it's huge. When
Speaker 1: thea came over, were just came over. By the way,
Speaker 1: the way to his name is Katie, so I saw.
Speaker 1: I was with my friend Jeff, who does not know
Speaker 1: that Katy babs bit so the wages because my name
Speaker 1: is Katie and it perhaps and nobody else talked about.
Speaker 1: But you entertained yourself. I left so hard. Anyway. She
Speaker 1: was a great waitress. There was no there's no bad
Speaker 1: part of this story. The menu is so long. What
Speaker 1: we ordered on drinks, we ordered an appetize when the
Speaker 1: girl when when Katie came back to the table, I
Speaker 1: wasn't even done reading the salads yet. There's then there's
Speaker 1: like ten twelve burgers, there's fifteen entrees, there's wraps, there's
Speaker 1: oh my god, we had the you know, like bang
Speaker 1: bang firecracker, shrimp and firecracker. It was half columari, half
Speaker 1: shrim and I've had that before. Fantastic. Okay, everything on
Speaker 1: the menu, I would say almost everything, maybe ninety three
Speaker 1: and a half was brody food. It was fun, tasty,
Speaker 1: great combinations of burgers, of chicken, palm, of salads. I
Speaker 1: would eat, wraps, pulled pork, mac and cheese, you name it.
Speaker 1: They had dropped my phone. They had so many things.
Speaker 1: Then the back was all these you could customize pizza
Speaker 1: they had. Uh, it's it's a playground. It is a
Speaker 1: food playground. I didn't think we could get either alive.
Speaker 1: I have not been this excited about a theme restaurant
Speaker 1: in a long time. And Katie was great. The food
Speaker 1: was perfect. This is not a commercial for them, but
Speaker 1: not a commercial. I'm gonna try to get into our
Speaker 1: sponsor because they have several locations, so they've got to
Speaker 1: have some money. Give that name again. Scary not they're
Speaker 1: not a sponsor. Homies tap and tavern and there's enough.
Speaker 1: You gotta go to the one and see bright and
Speaker 1: you gotta go to the one in Freehold both imagine
Speaker 1: they're all the same menus. Yeah, but I know, but
Speaker 1: those get turned up on the get turned I was
Speaker 1: going there to get full Saturday night. They turned into
Speaker 1: like a little mini night ubs. They're awesome. Here's the problem.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's their fault or not, because,
Speaker 1: like I said, it was zin Burger and before that
Speaker 1: it was Chevy's right. So they may not have they
Speaker 1: may not have built the bathrooms. So and I think
Speaker 1: I've talked about this before. So you're saying the bathroom
Speaker 1: was from a previous owner, the previous the existing bathrooms,
Speaker 1: they're in the same location. Whether or not they change things,
Speaker 1: I don't know. So I go into the handicap stalks.
Speaker 1: That's the one that's available. There's somebody near the stolen
Speaker 1: The handicap stole is handicap optional. You don't have to
Speaker 1: be handicapped to use it. You can it's just there
Speaker 1: in case your hand. Sure, so I go in now
Speaker 1: when you sit on the toilet scared and I think
Speaker 1: I've talked about this before, but who can remember every
Speaker 1: episode besides the slices. Of course? When you sit on
Speaker 1: the toilet, do your knees face forward? Are your feet
Speaker 1: flat on the ground? Do you do a little man
Speaker 1: spreading when your knees go out to the side a
Speaker 1: little bit? Nah? Straight on? Really, see, I like to
Speaker 1: do a little man So I like to spread the
Speaker 1: kneecaps a little bit to get a little little stottle area,
Speaker 1: you know, let the boys breathe. And so to the
Speaker 1: right of me, whether handicap rail was is exactly where
Speaker 1: they put the giant toilet paper dispenser, so that it's
Speaker 1: right up against your leg. There is no You're like
Speaker 1: you're trapped against the toilet paper dispenser. And because you're
Speaker 1: in a handicap stall, I understand why it's normally lower,
Speaker 1: but it's so low the bottom you have to reach
Speaker 1: down underneath to get the toilet paper. You have to
Speaker 1: reach up and under even if you're handicapped. Once you're
Speaker 1: on the toilet, you can reach a little higher up
Speaker 1: right you're sitting is sitting okay. I So I do
Speaker 1: my business and I'm feeling like I'm gonna need a
Speaker 1: lot of the toilet paper. That's where I'm going with this. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: we had finished eating, so you finished eating, and to
Speaker 1: make my bed eyesight cost me a lot of money.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why in a minute. So I reach under. No,
Speaker 1: I don't reach under yet. I'm still going right. It's
Speaker 1: one of those perpetuals where you're not finished. Do you
Speaker 1: think you finished, but you're not. And then the somebody
Speaker 1: knocks on the door bo and he's jiggling the door
Speaker 1: like he's trying to open it. I'll go, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: someone's in here. He says, I think you're gonna want
Speaker 1: me to come in. I go, what excuse me? He
Speaker 1: bends down and he throws under the under the door
Speaker 1: a giant wheel of toilet paper, and he says, sorry, man,
Speaker 1: normally I leave it open. I went to get toilet paper,
Speaker 1: and you got here before I got back. So there
Speaker 1: was no toilet paper in the giant toilet paper to
Speaker 1: spencer next to me. You hadn't even noticed it. No,
Speaker 1: because it's black plastic. The bottom is so low you
Speaker 1: couldn't see whether there was toilet paper hanging out of
Speaker 1: the bottom or not. So he saved your as literally
Speaker 1: literally saved my ass. So I'm like, holy shit, I said, no,
Speaker 1: punish you. I said, thank you so much. He goes,
Speaker 1: I told you want me to come in at least.
Speaker 1: So whoever that guy was with the with the with
Speaker 1: the with the burgundy shoes, thank you very nice than that.
Speaker 1: What's it? Pizza Boston? What's them? He's tapping tavern Tommy's
Speaker 1: or tavern and taps. It's a bunch of tease. It's
Speaker 1: tap taps and and and whatever it is. I don't
Speaker 1: know that. I'm not gonna remember the name of it.
Speaker 1: It's fantastic, But we don't really have time for email
Speaker 1: this week. But I do have one email that I
Speaker 1: want to get to. I have this ongoing thing where
Speaker 1: I told people they're they'll get some free Brooken Boys
Speaker 1: merch if they could identify, um, you know where this
Speaker 1: comes from. This It was a nineties episode of a
Speaker 1: cartoon where the person said, cur so Kristin Marie so
Speaker 1: excited on all caps in the subject, I think I
Speaker 1: got the answer. This is Chrissie Chrissie Marie Kristen Marie
Speaker 1: from the Face from the Brooken Boys Facebook fan page writes,
Speaker 1: I absolutely love you guys. I'm on episode one, s
Speaker 1: nine and Scary asked again, who said occur from a
Speaker 1: nineties cartoon? Was the answer? Heffer the cow from from
Speaker 1: Rocco's Modern Life. If not, I need to know. It's
Speaker 1: been driving me crazy anyway. I listen to y'all and
Speaker 1: The Big Show every single day. That's Kristin Marie from Athens,
Speaker 1: Alabama from the Facebook fan page. I'm sorry, Christin. The
Speaker 1: answer is no, right, it's a main character on a cartoon.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. It's not Pete Puma, it's not.
Speaker 1: That's the sixties, right, I don't know who this is? What? What? What?
Speaker 1: Just give it up, Just let people know what. What's
Speaker 1: the ear again? It's nineties. But yeah, I wasn't a
Speaker 1: big cartoon guy in the nineties. Tiny Toons was on
Speaker 1: the stop guessing right there, All right, all right, well
Speaker 1: we're just gonna leave it. One day. Somebody's just gonna
Speaker 1: somebody's gonna stumble on the episode a year and a
Speaker 1: half from now. Guaranteed they're gonna hear it. And they're
Speaker 1: gonna know it, and they're gonna email me and they're
Speaker 1: gonna claim they have free Brooklyn Boys March. Speaking of which,
Speaker 1: we have plenty of merch in the merch store. And
Speaker 1: if you haven't seen it, you really got to go
Speaker 1: there because we're like on like page two now of
Speaker 1: of like items. I mean we were we've gotten that many.
Speaker 1: Go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. And while you're there,
Speaker 1: said Justin at kick low on Twitter. He sent us
Speaker 1: a picture of his bed. I think it's his bed
Speaker 1: and he's got he's got it looks like his own
Speaker 1: merch store at this point. Um, a lot of people
Speaker 1: are buying a lot of merchandise. I don't think anyone
Speaker 1: more than Justin. He's got one, two, three, four, five,
Speaker 1: six says maybe he's one two, seven eight shirts. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of three sweatshirts, two hats, a water bottle,
Speaker 1: and four free gifts. Baby, So God bless you, Justin
Speaker 1: keep it up absolutely all right? Um, yes, I mean listen,
Speaker 1: we have to start wrapping things up and we are
Speaker 1: going away for two weeks. We'll be back in The
Speaker 1: and a Lie twelve with a new episode. Um, we
Speaker 1: encourage everybody, and I know you're gonna go into something else,
Speaker 1: but we encourage you to please please catch up on
Speaker 1: old episodes. Um, listen, that will help keep us up
Speaker 1: in the ratings. Especially why what was it like oneties
Speaker 1: one sixty something the Big ink Stink? Come on? Help
Speaker 1: that episode out? Is that one suffering? The big ink
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Speaker 1: Okay your first order? Yeah, all right, Alice, And I've
Speaker 1: teased this and I have to I have to tell
Speaker 1: the sto for it. Okay. So back in March, which
Speaker 1: was Monday, I believe, we got sent home early. It
Speaker 1: was the first day of the officially the pandemic as
Speaker 1: far as our company was concerned. And they said, that's
Speaker 1: say everybody got home. If you're not essential, get out.
Speaker 1: And so we all left together, Scary, Nate from the
Speaker 1: Big Show me. The three of us left at the
Speaker 1: same time to go to our garage. We all went,
Speaker 1: we talked, and I pulled out of the garage first,
Speaker 1: Nate and Scary right behind me. I got to the
Speaker 1: I may have told the story on the air. I
Speaker 1: got to the first second corner, which is has a
Speaker 1: park on the left. There's no street, just a park,
Speaker 1: and then you can go straight or make a right.
Speaker 1: I came to the stop sign. I stopped, to the
Speaker 1: best of my knowledge, looked around. No one on the
Speaker 1: street barren because of the pandemic. There was no one
Speaker 1: on the street in New York. I may the rice
Speaker 1: signaled and made the right. I signaled, made the next right,
Speaker 1: and I whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo. Who I get pulled
Speaker 1: over A guy in a school in a little three
Speaker 1: wheeler like a box with wheels. Uh, and and say says, uh,
Speaker 1: you blew the stop sign. No, I did not blow
Speaker 1: the stop sign. You know, I'm out into that. But
Speaker 1: I said, officer, I I thought I stopped. He says
Speaker 1: it was a rolling stop. So I said, I said,
Speaker 1: I'm terribly sorry. I said, but um, I said, look
Speaker 1: I I it's gonna sound like I played the I'm
Speaker 1: Scary Jones in the in the bar thing. But I said, look,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not a lawbreaker. Um. My dad was
Speaker 1: a police officer for thirty years in New York. In fact,
Speaker 1: for some many of his years, he wrote a scooter.
Speaker 1: He wrote one of these three wheel little boxes that
Speaker 1: he did. I said, did your job? So I have
Speaker 1: nothing but respect, I said, But you know, I I
Speaker 1: came to the light to stop sign. I thought I stopped.
Speaker 1: I may have done the stop. It's okay to go.
Speaker 1: I may have done that. I may have, you know,
Speaker 1: come to like two miles an hour. Nate was right
Speaker 1: behind me. I was I was worried. M you know,
Speaker 1: rerend me. And I said to him, I said, look,
Speaker 1: I'm a little stressed. It's COVID. We don't know at
Speaker 1: that point, nobody knew anything. We didn't know how serious
Speaker 1: it was gonna be. I just was like, if I'm
Speaker 1: getting sent home and the news reports in Italy and
Speaker 1: I'm a little for a little scary, a little right, okay, right,
Speaker 1: the guy's hold on sod. One more thing. I said
Speaker 1: to him. I said, look, I said, I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 1: I said. Plus at the time, a year and a
Speaker 1: half ago, I don't know if you remember this scary.
Speaker 1: My mom had fallen down heart her ankle, and so
Speaker 1: she was getting physical therapy. And you know, with the
Speaker 1: COVID outbreak. My mother's was an advanced age at that
Speaker 1: point she had she couldn't leave the house, right, They're
Speaker 1: like old people gotta stay home. You can't be out right.
Speaker 1: So I said to you, alvious, look, my mom's not
Speaker 1: doing well. I'm the only child. I'm going there today.
Speaker 1: I go there almost every day. I take it to
Speaker 1: her rehab appointment. I take her home. Um. In fact, uh,
Speaker 1: we're trying to get I'm trying to get like rehabit home.
Speaker 1: I said, please, I'm just a very please give me
Speaker 1: a break. And he said, he says, you know, did
Speaker 1: you look around? I said, yeah, I looked. There was
Speaker 1: nobody there. I said. The only person I saw there
Speaker 1: was one guy in the park, but he was on
Speaker 1: the other side of the park, like forty ft away.
Speaker 1: And now I only told him that so he would know.
Speaker 1: When I got to the stops and I looked around,
Speaker 1: I said, it was a guy in a green hooded sweatshirt. Whatever. Right,
Speaker 1: So he comes back. He goes to his car. I figured,
Speaker 1: he's gonna run my license plate to see if it's
Speaker 1: stolen car. It's not. I figured, I'm clear, dad's a cop.
Speaker 1: I gotta help my mom COVID. I'm I'm a little,
Speaker 1: you know, stressed. He goes, I gotta give you a ticket.
Speaker 1: What now, I've never gotten a ticket violation. Okay, I
Speaker 1: get wait a minute, I have to I'll back up
Speaker 1: in a second. So I said, what do you mean.
Speaker 1: He says, I was gonna let you off as a
Speaker 1: courtesy to your father, and you seem like a good guy.
Speaker 1: But you told me I saw a guy in the park.
Speaker 1: I said, yeah. The guy was fourty feet away. He says, yeah,
Speaker 1: but he could have had a kid. Kid could have
Speaker 1: run in front of your car. I said, Officer, the
Speaker 1: kid would have had a run out a hundred miles
Speaker 1: an hour, and if if he went in front of
Speaker 1: my car at one mile an hour, I think he
Speaker 1: would have been fine. I looked at the point was
Speaker 1: I looked, I'm sorry, because you can fight it in
Speaker 1: court if you want. So it's got postponed a year
Speaker 1: and a half because of COVID, which is why you
Speaker 1: were in Lower Manhattan today for your court date. Right,
Speaker 1: So you have to go into the lobby of the building.
Speaker 1: When I finally got there, and they send you to
Speaker 1: an officer of the court security guard whatever he is.
Speaker 1: He's behind a wall. You go bind the wall and
Speaker 1: he says, A right, let me see your information. He says,
Speaker 1: I go over to that wall and scan the bar
Speaker 1: code with your phone. If you don't know how to
Speaker 1: do it, I'll show you. Well, there's a sign on
Speaker 1: the wall and it's it's a it's a QR code.
Speaker 1: So I said, I don't see a barcode. I wasn't
Speaker 1: being a wise ass. He says, it's right down the wall.
Speaker 1: I said, there's a QR code here. I don't know
Speaker 1: what that is. But you want to scan the bar code?
Speaker 1: So I said, do you mean? Hold on? So I
Speaker 1: part was My part was a lot of people were
Speaker 1: confused and just me. You see the square box with
Speaker 1: the thing in it, everyone knows. They picked out the
Speaker 1: phone and they hit eight pages taped to the wall.
Speaker 1: I didn't know which one he was playing. Way, the
Speaker 1: point is I went upstairs, right, okay. So now as
Speaker 1: a whole way with a bunch of benches, and I
Speaker 1: had to go into room eight. So I wait my
Speaker 1: turn and go into roommate and there's a clerk working
Speaker 1: behind the counter, very nice lady, and I said, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous here. I said, uh, uh, is
Speaker 1: this is this judge? Is he? Uh? Good guy? Says I.
Speaker 1: I've been working with him for years. He's the fairest
Speaker 1: of all the judges. You got lucky, fast of them.
Speaker 1: All right, you got lucky, he said, judge. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: He's the best. You should be. Okay, you're a good guy.
Speaker 1: You Okay. So I got in the hall and I'm
Speaker 1: sitting with a I don't know, like eight eight guys
Speaker 1: who look guilty and some look innocent. But it's a
Speaker 1: couple of guys. I'm You're sitting out there with twelve
Speaker 1: angry men, the twelve angry men. Yeah, those were the jurors,
Speaker 1: by the way. An So I'm talking to one guy
Speaker 1: and and another guy and like five of them all
Speaker 1: in the same problem. They're all on a bridge of
Speaker 1: Manhattan called the fifty nine Street Bridge of the Queensboro Bridge,
Speaker 1: and they all were caught driving in the H O
Speaker 1: V lane, which you can't do if you're alone. Okay,
Speaker 1: Now I'm thinking to myself, I only saw one police
Speaker 1: officer walk into the room, into the court, into room eight,
Speaker 1: and he had a mask on. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: my guy. And so he turns out he's the guy
Speaker 1: for all of the other people sitting there who all
Speaker 1: got nailed on the Queensboro Bridge. Now, the Queensboro Bridge
Speaker 1: is all the way uptown on the Upper Easton, has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with the district that this cop would
Speaker 1: be working, right, And I'm like, this guy is not
Speaker 1: my guy. Ship you guys not gonna show up here.
Speaker 1: It comes okay. So now that the first guy goes
Speaker 1: in and he's got a little broken English and he's
Speaker 1: trying to explain, and I hear him going, but do
Speaker 1: you know I was in there. They told me right,
Speaker 1: and the copy. The cop is yelling at him, don't
Speaker 1: tell me. That's not an excuse. I know what you did.
Speaker 1: And the judges like, sir, do you have any valid
Speaker 1: proof that blah blah blah and I and we hear
Speaker 1: the yelling like, oh my god, this is supposed to
Speaker 1: be the nice guy. Oh my god. So then the
Speaker 1: second guy goes in and he's getting yelled at the
Speaker 1: cops yelling at him because he's not making any sense.
Speaker 1: And the judges like, you can't come into my courtroom
Speaker 1: and make up this and and fabricate that you have photographs.
Speaker 1: You're not photographs. Don't waste my time. I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is the nice guy. Okay. So one
Speaker 1: of the lawyers comes out of room five and he
Speaker 1: sees me on the bench and he sits down across
Speaker 1: and he goes, uh, you in room five. I said no,
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for roommate. He goes, oh, if you're in
Speaker 1: room five, today's your day. I said, why there's a
Speaker 1: little scam. He tells me, because I'm not supposed to
Speaker 1: say anything. But he says that the officer that's that's
Speaker 1: supposed to be in room five today, he's he's um,
Speaker 1: he called out sick today, but he got transferred to
Speaker 1: like upper upper upper Upper Upper Manhattan, like he left
Speaker 1: the NYPD. He's he's gonna be a Westchester comper with
Speaker 1: white plains. He goes, he's got one more week on
Speaker 1: the job here in the city, so you don't give
Speaker 1: a ship. He goes anyone, he goes anyone who wants
Speaker 1: to come in. Just ask for a postponement for two weeks,
Speaker 1: and then he's guaranteed not to come back. And apparently
Speaker 1: if the officer doesn't come back, it's your word against his.
Speaker 1: They dismiss you. It's instant dismissal. Okay, Now, one thing
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you was in Jersey. If you could now,
Speaker 1: I said I had never been pulled over before. Remember
Speaker 1: an old episode. I got pulled over for holding my
Speaker 1: phone because you wouldn't stop texting me. So in New Jersey,
Speaker 1: if you go to court, they let you plea out.
Speaker 1: They'll come up and you go, listen, we're backlogged here.
Speaker 1: Too many people in line. Uh, you want to plead
Speaker 1: guilty to no seatbelt and then they don't give you
Speaker 1: two points and the fine goes down. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: no seat belt no problem. You go to the judge.
Speaker 1: He goes, no seatbelt, uh huh yep, and you leave.
Speaker 1: You just pay the ninety bucks whatever you leave. Well,
Speaker 1: in New York they don't do that. They will not
Speaker 1: drop the points. So my violation was like two thirty
Speaker 1: dollars and two points, which means my insurance goes up.
Speaker 1: So I'm sweating bullets at this point, right. So the
Speaker 1: fourth guy goes in, he gets ye all that. Now,
Speaker 1: I had a one o'clock appointment. It's one fifty five, okay,
Speaker 1: I have not seen my guy. My officer, the lawyer
Speaker 1: I was talking to. He says, hey, man, it's almost
Speaker 1: two o'clock. If this guy doesn't show up by two
Speaker 1: o'clock unless he called out sick and the judge is
Speaker 1: aware of it, you're good to go. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is fantastic. I'm good to go. Well, I hear Brodie.
Speaker 1: So I go in the room and the officer is
Speaker 1: now not wearing his mask, and I realized it's my guy.
Speaker 1: All fuck, So I go, hi, officers, nice to see again,
Speaker 1: Hey how are you? And the judge says, oh, welcome,
Speaker 1: Mr Brodie. Stand over here, and he says, say your
Speaker 1: name your birthday, the whole thing. He says, do you
Speaker 1: have any paperwork you'd like to submit? And now I
Speaker 1: have a whole speech prepared. Scary. I've been rehearsing my
Speaker 1: speech about my father and I came to a stop.
Speaker 1: I worked around the guy in the park. I got
Speaker 1: the whole thing memorized right, and I brought my mom
Speaker 1: had a print out of her re have schedule right,
Speaker 1: all the dates she had rehabed, trying to make her
Speaker 1: go to rehab. She said no, no, no, So I
Speaker 1: said to the guy, look, it was the first day
Speaker 1: of the pandemic. Everyone, I tell little Frazzle whatever I said.
Speaker 1: In plus, I was my mother's only caregiver and she
Speaker 1: was going in home rehab, and she had a couple
Speaker 1: of rehab appointments I had to take her to, and
Speaker 1: every day after work I would drive to her house,
Speaker 1: bring her groceries, bring her food. She couldn't leave the house.
Speaker 1: I was her only caregiver, and I was terrified if
Speaker 1: I got sick, I wouldn't be able to see my
Speaker 1: own mother. So he says to the officer, is that
Speaker 1: is that true? So he says, well, yeah, he did
Speaker 1: mention his mother was not well, but it was after
Speaker 1: I gave the ticket, which is not true. I told
Speaker 1: him right away, he says. So he says, all right,
Speaker 1: all off, sir, are you prepared to testify? And he says, listen, um, look,
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want this. I don't
Speaker 1: want to punish this guy's helping his mom, you know.
Speaker 1: And the judge looks at the paperwork he says. He says,
Speaker 1: you know, she didn't have a rehab appointment that day,
Speaker 1: but you were taken care of her, right yep, every
Speaker 1: day I take care of her, officer, Are you prepared
Speaker 1: to testify us to what happened that day? Yeah, she's uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I I'd rather not. Alright, not guilty boom.
Speaker 1: But you know what, he knew you were David Brody
Speaker 1: for the Elvis to Ran Morning show, Garret. We didn't know.
Speaker 1: He didn't because I said to him, I said, oh,
Speaker 1: we're big fans of your precinct, because you know there's
Speaker 1: a precinct right by our station. I said, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, I said precinct. He knew. No. No, he goes, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means because I'm not from there.
Speaker 1: I'm a roving traffic guy. So they put him wherever
Speaker 1: they they want to do, like a traffic like a
Speaker 1: hot spot, like a trap matter. He's a trapnee in
Speaker 1: vehicle twelve hours a day, listening tour. He was a
Speaker 1: good guy. They let me off because I listen. I'm
Speaker 1: glad I brought this the physical therapy schedule because I
Speaker 1: was able to prove that she was in physical therapy.
Speaker 1: And I said, you know whatever, he's like, but you
Speaker 1: should have seen the game was so nice. So I
Speaker 1: was like, officer, not in respect nothing. You guys love it.
Speaker 1: I said, Judge, you're the best. And then the clerk,
Speaker 1: the woman who told me he was the fairest judge,
Speaker 1: She hands me my my release papers and she fist
Speaker 1: bumps me. She goes, I told you. Everybody else got
Speaker 1: yelled at everybody else. It was your lucky day. I
Speaker 1: was sitting in the hole. It was like watching people
Speaker 1: get killed, like going into a room and have their
Speaker 1: hands cut off. Like the third guy got yelled at
Speaker 1: in The fourth guy was like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: go in there, grace. Guys are going to clear up.
Speaker 1: Put on a happy thing. Oh my god, not guilty,
Speaker 1: not guilty. You can't. You can't trap me in the car.
Speaker 1: I can handle myself because you're from broken. Nice see
Speaker 1: you in three weeks.