WEBVTT - #180: You're Not Famous... GET OUT!

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you guys waited a week. This is the episode

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<v Speaker 1>we unveil the winner of the grand prize, a free

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<v Speaker 1>year of pizza from our friends at Slice and of

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<v Speaker 1>course us the Brooklyn Boys. And then right after that

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna unveil an even more massive prize. Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>pick up your pies and let's get ordering, because it's

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<v Speaker 1>time for another episode of the Brooklyn Boy Start Dot Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys Star dot Dotta.

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<v Speaker 1>They making noise data Dot dot Up, Episode one eighty

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<v Speaker 1>The Brooklyn Boys. It's scary and Brodie and Brodie and scary.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm here with a cannoli. I got a cannoli

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<v Speaker 1>broil from ordered off a Slice. We'll hear more about

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<v Speaker 1>that a little later, but I figured, oh, look at

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<v Speaker 1>this pizzaia that I'm ordering from this week. They also

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<v Speaker 1>sell dessert and they had tear missiou tartufo, which would

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<v Speaker 1>have melted on the way here, and CONNOI so I

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<v Speaker 1>have two big cannolis. But I'm one man. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>tried to eat your own connoli way back in the

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<v Speaker 1>day in a previous episode, If you want to know,

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<v Speaker 1>then you tried to ask your own c I y K,

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<v Speaker 1>y K. If you know you know? Anyway, If you don't,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not listening in order. Shame on you. Hey, Speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of if you know, you know, you know the song

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<v Speaker 1>we end, we end the show with the uh the

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<v Speaker 1>Boys from Brooklyn, which is a parody, of course, of

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<v Speaker 1>No Sleep Till Brooklyn by the Beastie Balls. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>no secret, we're big fans of the Beastie Boys. You

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<v Speaker 1>more show than me. You're a huge Well. Twenty years

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<v Speaker 1>ago the Mets, New York Mets, our team brought a

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<v Speaker 1>new minor league franchise into existence in Coney Island, Brooklyn,

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<v Speaker 1>in a stadium right off the boardwalk, right by the ocean. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And we hadn't had Brooklyn baseball forty four years since

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<v Speaker 1>the Brooklyn Dodgers moved out to California the New York

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<v Speaker 1>Giants moved out to captain San Francisco. Right. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a big deal, and so I was very excited. Scary

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<v Speaker 1>was very excited. Our old friend Baldfrey Grani very excited,

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<v Speaker 1>And so I thought it would be good to write

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<v Speaker 1>a song, uh Baseball in Brooklyn to No Sleep Till

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<v Speaker 1>brook which I think that we played baseball in Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>on this podcast, I think we did. So I got

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<v Speaker 1>contacted by our friend Gary, who's the big vp UH

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<v Speaker 1>marketing and promotions and big shot over at the Brooklyn Cyclones.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, hey, guys, we got anniversary coming up June

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<v Speaker 1>must yeah, and we'd like you guys to film a video.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we'll thank you something. And I said, sure, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>film something. He says, yeah, I mentioned the song and

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<v Speaker 1>all the things you've done A nice great I'll tell Scary,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem. By the way, Scary, did you do your video? Um? No, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>very good. All right. So I go out and the

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<v Speaker 1>minute I go outside have to I stitting for like

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<v Speaker 1>five days. It starts to drizzle. It's drizzling, but I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what the hell ward it, I'm gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I did like four takes. I kept like sucking up. Halfway.

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<v Speaker 1>The rain was getting in my eyes. The rain was

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<v Speaker 1>like knocking the paper off my phone that was blowing.

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<v Speaker 1>The wind was blowing the notes. I couldn't read them.

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<v Speaker 1>So I see, you know what, I'm gonna wait like

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen minutes till it because it was like a light rain.

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<v Speaker 1>I go back in the house I wait fifteen minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>I retaped the paper. I see that it stops raining.

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<v Speaker 1>I go out, and I want you to hear this

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm taping. See if you can, if you can

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<v Speaker 1>hear this now, and you'll hear in the background after

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<v Speaker 1>it stopped raining again. I waited five days. Here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, hold up many years since I wrote,

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<v Speaker 1>and I gotta get what the hell was that? Here

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<v Speaker 1>one more time. Listen in the background, and got sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like a lawnmower, lawn more. My neighbor's my neighbor's lawnmowing

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<v Speaker 1>company comes by just as I'm ready to record, and

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<v Speaker 1>and they wanted them mowing the lawn. So I film it.

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<v Speaker 1>I filmed the damn thing like uh seven, seven or

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<v Speaker 1>eight times, and I finally like, I'm feeling good about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I have a rhythm. I'm gonna nail it.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's here's like at this point, it's like take

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one. So at this point that what I did,

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<v Speaker 1>what I haven't nailing it on the seventh raight? Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I realized on the last one eight I said

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<v Speaker 1>I was, I was, I was during in the morning show.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't I slurred the Duran part, so I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta do the whole thing again. So I wait,

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<v Speaker 1>and they stopped. They stopped mowing the lawn. Okay, stopped

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<v Speaker 1>mowing the lawn. The guy takes out a chainsaw and

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<v Speaker 1>starts trimming branches off a tree, and so I think

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<v Speaker 1>this is what happened. This is this is what the chainsaw.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go since I wrote and got again, it's

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<v Speaker 1>almost like they have binoculars and they were like fucking

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<v Speaker 1>with you, and like, you know what, now is the time?

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<v Speaker 1>Here I start the law mowers up again. He's about

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<v Speaker 1>to record. Yeah, yeah, I couldn't. So that's what I

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<v Speaker 1>get from procrastinating. I could have between the rain and

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<v Speaker 1>the shade, but you didn't have that problem, and didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have that problem because I'm the ultimate procrastinator because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do a video. But now I feel bad that

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't do one. So yeah, we've got a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of grammar police to get to. We need your opinion

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<v Speaker 1>on something, if this is offensive or not. Just tell

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<v Speaker 1>me if it's offensive or not. Okay, Um, there's a website,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like on Facebook page for our old neighborhood,

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<v Speaker 1>benson Hurst riddles. Yeah, terrible, it's terrible. Anyway. You know

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<v Speaker 1>who the son of Sam was, right, And if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, the Son of Day, he was a mass

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<v Speaker 1>murder in the seventies. If you're old enough to remember it,

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<v Speaker 1>you remembered. If not, it was the late seventies. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a summer of very. It was the hottest, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the hottest summers on record in New York City.

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<v Speaker 1>The Bronx was burning, and it was it was trash everywhere, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and this go was was not dead blackouts anyway, it

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<v Speaker 1>was summer, but some sun. A Sam killer. He said

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<v Speaker 1>that his dog Sam was telling him to kill people. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>He killed I don't know how many people, but he

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<v Speaker 1>wounded a lot of people. And there was one couple

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<v Speaker 1>down by the by the water by the Verizonto Bridge.

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<v Speaker 1>They were making out in a car. Allegedly right son

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<v Speaker 1>of Sam walked up to the car, shot the girl,

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<v Speaker 1>killed her, shot the guy and he lost his eye. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>guy's name was Valenti. Tragic story, tragic this to live

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<v Speaker 1>with that this girl from he was killed. Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still okay. So this guy, for some reason posts on

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<v Speaker 1>the page, the Brooklyn page. He wants to know if

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<v Speaker 1>this guy Valenti is still alive right now? Why you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't google it, I don't know. But he figured a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people knew him because the guy was from

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<v Speaker 1>our neighborhood. Okay, so the guy writes, hey, is the

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<v Speaker 1>guy Valenti that got shipped by the son of Sam

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<v Speaker 1>still alive instead of shut? So a bunch of people

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<v Speaker 1>gave him honest answers, and one guy wrote, well, if

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<v Speaker 1>he got ship, he's probably fine, you know, probably stunk

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit whatever. Well, you know, are our people

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<v Speaker 1>in Brooklyn and benson Hurst. They savaged him, savaged him.

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<v Speaker 1>How could you be so insensitive? How could you make

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<v Speaker 1>fun of the guy being shot? So then he and

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, wasn't me. I was so I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I made the same joke in my head, but I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't gonna write it. And the guy's like, hey, I

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<v Speaker 1>was making fun of the post, not the guy, so scary.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm asking you, is it okay to joke on this

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<v Speaker 1>ship mistake and you're not making fun of the guy

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<v Speaker 1>being shot in the eye? Or is it insensitive because

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<v Speaker 1>the guy might see it? He has one eye, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not making a joke what he might see that,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not about him. Well, yeah, okay, you said that.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't anyway, is it offensive or is the guy

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<v Speaker 1>being a snowflake because a lot of people attack the

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<v Speaker 1>guy and threatened with I think people are being I

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<v Speaker 1>think anyone who's complaining is being a snowflake. Right. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>one guy, I've never seen this before. So one guy

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<v Speaker 1>threatened to beat the guy up right, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>usual Brooklyn threats one guy. I'm so excited. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a part of this page. Yeah, so I didn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't post, I didn't comment. One guy, I've never heard

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<v Speaker 1>this before. He says, I'm gonna call my uncle Charlie. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>So the guy goes, what is he in the mob?

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna threaten me like some bullshit? Your uncles in

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<v Speaker 1>the mob? He says, Nope, my uncle Charlie works for

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<v Speaker 1>the I R S. He just gave him your name

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<v Speaker 1>and he's gonna order your ass be prepared to pay

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<v Speaker 1>taxes and get your ass ordered. Who does that? Who

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<v Speaker 1>threatens somebody with an uncle working for the I R S?

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<v Speaker 1>And what uncle at the I R S is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>order some rando from Facebook? Because you didn't like his joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever heard that? To have you do? Is

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<v Speaker 1>there anyone in your life that does something for a living?

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, you guys can tweet us, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>curious and we'll read him next week. Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>someone in your life that has a job that you

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<v Speaker 1>could hold against and threatened somebody with? Right, Like if

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<v Speaker 1>you if your actors right, and you're like, if your

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<v Speaker 1>your uncle's a big agent, You're like, you'll never work

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<v Speaker 1>in this town again. Right, But do you have like

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<v Speaker 1>a mechanic who like, oh, he's gonna fucking car off,

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<v Speaker 1>or like, do you know anybody in your life that

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<v Speaker 1>that could ruin somebody? My uncle was an artist, so

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<v Speaker 1>he will draw you. He will do it. He will

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<v Speaker 1>do a bad, bad caricature of you with a tennis

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<v Speaker 1>racket in a big head. Yeah. Why does why do

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<v Speaker 1>all those caricatures make you with a tennis rack? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Like when you go to a button, miss,

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<v Speaker 1>We've seen the commercial that the guy commercial. They do

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<v Speaker 1>that where the guy stands out and he's got a

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<v Speaker 1>giant sandwich in his hand. Yeah, they over the woman's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna make it look just like you. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why people do that? All right, So what do

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<v Speaker 1>you got? Um, well, I'm I'm kind of I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a little thrown because my phone keeps ringing again.

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<v Speaker 1>There it is again, this is you. This is the

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<v Speaker 1>third time. No, no, this happened right before the I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not answering it. It's my front desk. This happened right

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<v Speaker 1>before the cast started. Um, my phone starts ringing incessantly.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was my front yeah, like the front desk

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<v Speaker 1>of my of my apartment building. So I said, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you need? They're like, you have food down here,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, no, I said, I ordered food already.

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<v Speaker 1>I came about an hour ago. It was slice, and

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<v Speaker 1>I you know, I was telling you about my cannoli

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<v Speaker 1>that I just you know, I had my cannoli here anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, hold on a second. So I walked

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<v Speaker 1>downstairs and and I actually get in the elevator and

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm not walking down flights of stairs high rise

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<v Speaker 1>and them at the top, so and they're like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is your apartment number, and Mike, yeah, but what is

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<v Speaker 1>this bon chon chicken? I didn't order bonchon chicken. Chicken

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<v Speaker 1>is so good. It's Korean twice fried chicken, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>But don't get me wrong. I love bon chicken, but

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<v Speaker 1>bond it. They chon it. It's so good they rub

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<v Speaker 1>it down. Oh no, I said, listen, guys, this is

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<v Speaker 1>not my food. And I looking at it. I'm sure enough.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at the receipt and it was my apartment number,

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<v Speaker 1>but a different building. Now this is the second time

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<v Speaker 1>this has happened this week. On Sunday morning, I woke

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<v Speaker 1>up at like nine in the morning, I opened up

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<v Speaker 1>my front door and it was a giant bag of

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<v Speaker 1>Indian food sitting outside my doorstep. So I'm like, huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I look around, I look left, I look right. I

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<v Speaker 1>take it inside. And apparently I've been sitting there all

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<v Speaker 1>night because the receipt said the order was placed at

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<v Speaker 1>PM at the night before, and I guess it must

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<v Speaker 1>have been delivered at like twelve one o'clock in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I had already been in my apartment sleep But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>reading this stuff. I even I talked about this on

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<v Speaker 1>the air briefly. I called Gandhi from our show and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, dude, I'm like this stuff, the Southern Indian

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<v Speaker 1>street food. Tell me what is tica, What is paneer?

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<v Speaker 1>What is what is u? Dosas? Like? All this stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>That was? You called Gandhi to tell you what that what?

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't go y because I was about to throw

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<v Speaker 1>the whole bag away, But and uh, what else did

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<v Speaker 1>you have to tak whatever it was? It was? It

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<v Speaker 1>was it was it was some kind of a cheese. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>the point is, I'm like, you know what, if I

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<v Speaker 1>love the food, I'm gonna put it in my refrigerator

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll eat it later. And if I hate it,

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<v Speaker 1>so she described it all to me, and it sounded delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>So I put it in my refrigerator and I ate

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<v Speaker 1>it later that night. But once again, it was delivered

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<v Speaker 1>to my apartment. Somebody got past the doorman, came up

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<v Speaker 1>here and then uh and left it in front of

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<v Speaker 1>my door at like midnight or one o'clock in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning or something. So so that was that happened last week.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it just happened before the podcast with the

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<v Speaker 1>bon chon Chicken. I went down to stay us to

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<v Speaker 1>clear up the problem. And now they're they're ringing my

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<v Speaker 1>phone again and I'm not answering it this time because

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a joke as somebody sending food to my

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<v Speaker 1>apartment and like, you know, I mean it's an expensive

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<v Speaker 1>joke if you ask me, I mean it's Indian food

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<v Speaker 1>that's pricey every time. So this time it was it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so somebody with your address or similar address

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<v Speaker 1>is not getting their food, right. So I got free

0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:08.800
<v Speaker 1>free dessert. I got free free meal. So you took

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<v Speaker 1>the bonch on, right, No? I did not this time.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I gave it back. I said, call up, call

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<v Speaker 1>up the right thing, the right thing. Well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if I'll tell you what though, they're not gonna they

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<v Speaker 1>can't bring you can't bring it, they can't bring it back,

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<v Speaker 1>right we would you open it? No? No, no, it

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<v Speaker 1>was downstairs in the front desk and I looked at

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<v Speaker 1>it and I'm like, no, I don't want it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>good And uh so I gave it to my dorman.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure he's gonna eat it. Oh you should have

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<v Speaker 1>you gave him the bonch on. He got the bonch on.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have come over and done a broadcast at

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<v Speaker 1>your house. Oh oh, is that what it's gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>first to get back together again? Well, I was at

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<v Speaker 1>the I was at the radio station today. You were

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<v Speaker 1>this afternoon. Yeah, I'll tell you that later. Why it

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<v Speaker 1>was in Manhattan, it's quite the story. We'll get to

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<v Speaker 1>that late a second. What were you doing up at

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<v Speaker 1>the radio station again? It was in Manhattan for something?

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<v Speaker 1>And why weren't you in Manhattan? Why weren't you in

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<v Speaker 1>Manhattan to do our podcast in person? Because the I

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<v Speaker 1>had I'll tell you what it was, but i'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>the story later. I had a traffic court appointment today

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<v Speaker 1>because back in March of last year, I was accused

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<v Speaker 1>of going through a stop sign. So it kept getting

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<v Speaker 1>delayed because of COVID. So today I had to go

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<v Speaker 1>to court in Manhattan. Okay, very nice. And then afterwards

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<v Speaker 1>I went up to the radio station to say hi

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<v Speaker 1>to all the people in the afternoon. I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 1>in a while. I never met you, never met. Yeah,

0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Crystal is great, She is fantastic. She is also great. Yeah,

0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:36.480
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, I was there today. I was gonna leave

0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:37.960
<v Speaker 1>you a note, but then I thought, you get all

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<v Speaker 1>pissy that I was there, and I you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't go AnyWho there. You know, I you know this,

0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:44.360
<v Speaker 1>this podcasting from home thing has to come to an

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<v Speaker 1>end really soon. It has to Um, I'm not lucking

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<v Speaker 1>doing it at night, and UM, I'm sick of the

0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:52.080
<v Speaker 1>echo in the delay. And I love to have you

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<v Speaker 1>in front of me so we can look at each other.

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<v Speaker 1>You look at you, so I could stare you right

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<v Speaker 1>in the eye. Brodie, speaking of echo. Our friend Mr

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<v Speaker 1>Well formerly Mr movie Phone, then the Movie Man, his

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<v Speaker 1>real name is Russ. I called him this week and

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<v Speaker 1>he said, oh, how's your how's your podcast doing? What's scary?

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<v Speaker 1>I said you should listen to it? So he did.

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<v Speaker 1>I had him listen to three episodes. He's now a

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<v Speaker 1>big fan. If you don't know movie Phone, and welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to movie Phone. That guy it's the old seven seven

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<v Speaker 1>seven film guy. Movie dot com sold at a O

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<v Speaker 1>L got it back sold again right now. He's the

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<v Speaker 1>movie Man does six second reviews. He did for a while,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't always doing now. So he listens to the

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<v Speaker 1>brook and boy he does now big fan. But he

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<v Speaker 1>said he said he didn't recognize your voice at first.

0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:39.120
<v Speaker 1>He said you sound different. You sound you have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of uh reverb, and you didn't sound I said, well, scary.

0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:46.240
<v Speaker 1>He's got a three point nine million dollar set of equipment.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh it maybe makes his voice sound better, but maybe

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<v Speaker 1>not like in the studio on the street scary Jones.

0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:56.800
<v Speaker 1>He said, I sounded perfectly perfectly. Well, so my my

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollar equipment, your hundred dollar microphones, like like just fine,

0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:04.440
<v Speaker 1>and and that's great. I have all kinds of processing

0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:06.720
<v Speaker 1>and things online, but the stuff that I can't undo.

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<v Speaker 1>So all right, So what we can need to do

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<v Speaker 1>is go back to the studio so we both are

0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:13.240
<v Speaker 1>sound even and because we're both on the same type

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<v Speaker 1>of microphone, the same studio. Would imagine by the I

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<v Speaker 1>would say by August first, I would imagine most of

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<v Speaker 1>us will be back if I had to guess by August.

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<v Speaker 1>If I had to guess, yeah, I like that. I

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<v Speaker 1>like that because nice going on. We're going on on

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<v Speaker 1>a on a vacation for goals. Yeah, well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we will be off for a couple of weeks, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm depending on when you hit this podcast. It's every year.

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<v Speaker 1>We go on the vacation at the same time every year,

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<v Speaker 1>and we always take you and we always take two weeks. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>don't June first, we get July. Right, there's nothing changes

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<v Speaker 1>here right now. I would radio you take vacation when

0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:47.080
<v Speaker 1>your listeners usually take vacation. Now, I know you're thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a vacation. I understand. And people listen to

0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:52.920
<v Speaker 1>podcasting differently. They binge episodes like crazy. So we'll let

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<v Speaker 1>us say this. After you listen to this episode and

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<v Speaker 1>its entirety, wouldn't it be great to go back and

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<v Speaker 1>listen to episodes that you might have missed from the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom now you here? Yeah, we would be awesome if

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<v Speaker 1>you did, because that's song. Ready no, no, but guess

0:17:07.400 --> 0:17:08.919
<v Speaker 1>what when we get back into the studio, I'll have

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<v Speaker 1>it all my fingertips. Yeah, yeah as well I when

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<v Speaker 1>I run the board on occasion. Agreed. I would love that.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love nothing more. So speaking of vacation, UM,

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<v Speaker 1>I am going to remember our friend to bald Freak Rannie,

0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:22.240
<v Speaker 1>another Brooklyn boy. Yeah, he's sang the Brooklyn Boys the

0:17:22.280 --> 0:17:24.720
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Cyclones song with us. We just talked about. He

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<v Speaker 1>did he didn't he listened to the podcast. Uh. Ronnie

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<v Speaker 1>and I we are going to Tampa and St. Tampa, St. Pete.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're going to hang out in Saint Petersburg. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna visit that area. Appear apparently the west coast of

0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:42.320
<v Speaker 1>Florida is a thing. You know a lot of times

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<v Speaker 1>I think for millions of people. Well, no, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, I said again another thing I mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>on the people took the ring to this podcast would

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<v Speaker 1>know you wouldn't be going there unless it was a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Hashtag boogie bastard. It's not a well, it is a

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<v Speaker 1>thing because it's a thing. The thing is, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>we don't go as people from this area in the Northeast.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd usually go to the east coast to Florida, and

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<v Speaker 1>they say that is heavily populated, and the water is

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<v Speaker 1>rougher because it's a it's in an ocean right at

0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:12.000
<v Speaker 1>the Atlantic Ocean, whereas you get the Gulf of Mexico

0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:14.399
<v Speaker 1>on the west coast and the water is calm. You

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<v Speaker 1>could walk out for a hundred feet and it's still

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<v Speaker 1>up to your waist and it's beautiful, and the sharks

0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:20.439
<v Speaker 1>don't have to travel as far that way. So he

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<v Speaker 1>has to keep the number one beach in the United States,

0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:25.280
<v Speaker 1>and St. Pete is not far behind that. So so

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<v Speaker 1>Ronnie and I were gonna are gonna explore the west

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<v Speaker 1>coast of Florida, and yes, and then you're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>jealous of me, Prodie, What are you doing? After that?

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<v Speaker 1>We're flying to Atlanta and we're gonna catch the Mets

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<v Speaker 1>play the Braves in their new stadium in Atlanta. How

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<v Speaker 1>great is that You're going for steak dinner after that,

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<v Speaker 1>you prick? I'm sure we will. You know what, now

0:18:45.240 --> 0:18:47.760
<v Speaker 1>that you mentioned it, I'm gonna buy Ronnie a steak dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate you so much sometimes, but that's gonna be fun.

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<v Speaker 1>And then of course I'll be down in Asbury in

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<v Speaker 1>New Jersey Shore. I want to know what you're And

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, there's still another week after that that

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<v Speaker 1>we're off, so I have to plan that. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you I'm so glad you went first, Scary. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? Brodie? Oh well, let's see. The first week,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna relax and prepare myself for second week Eve.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the second week, the second week, I will

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<v Speaker 1>prepare myself for going I call it going back to

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<v Speaker 1>work Eve. So I will be relaxing around the house. No,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all. I am going to swim and hot

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<v Speaker 1>tub it and the ice cream and I know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I know what I'm gonna do, Scary, I'm gonna I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do you one better. Normally the way the way

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<v Speaker 1>my pool is my in ground pool. One side of

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<v Speaker 1>the pool is about two ft wide as far as

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<v Speaker 1>the concrete like the deck around it, right, a concrete

0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:47.040
<v Speaker 1>deck with a fencing around it. Right. The other side

0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:51.639
<v Speaker 1>is about ten ft wide, So that's where your lounge

0:19:51.720 --> 0:19:54.679
<v Speaker 1>chairs are at. That's where my storage units are for

0:19:54.960 --> 0:19:56.800
<v Speaker 1>the floats and stuff. That's what my table with the

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<v Speaker 1>umbrella is the wider the wider side of the of

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<v Speaker 1>the pool deck, right. I think in honor of you

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<v Speaker 1>going to Tampa, I'm gonna jump in from the short

0:20:05.119 --> 0:20:08.760
<v Speaker 1>side for a change, I'm gonna go to the left

0:20:08.800 --> 0:20:11.919
<v Speaker 1>side and jump in from the left side of my pool.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you know, people always go to the east coast

0:20:14.560 --> 0:20:16.040
<v Speaker 1>to the pool, so you're gonna go to the west

0:20:16.040 --> 0:20:17.639
<v Speaker 1>coast to the plan. I'm gonna go to the west coast,

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<v Speaker 1>just which is right on uh CS the lawn right there,

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<v Speaker 1>right as opposed to uh casa was it Uta del

0:20:28.480 --> 0:20:32.600
<v Speaker 1>deck on the right, I'll be at uh CS the

0:20:32.680 --> 0:20:35.880
<v Speaker 1>grass right there. CS the lawn. Depends on where you're from,

0:20:35.880 --> 0:20:40.800
<v Speaker 1>somebody in your pool, yeah right. I also may go

0:20:40.920 --> 0:20:42.800
<v Speaker 1>to the you know, like you're on a cruise ship,

0:20:42.840 --> 0:20:44.760
<v Speaker 1>go to like the leado deck to party deck. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be going to the deck deck and getting into my

0:20:46.760 --> 0:20:50.160
<v Speaker 1>hot tub, and in honor of you. Instead of getting

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<v Speaker 1>in on the front side, which faces the doors to

0:20:52.880 --> 0:20:55.600
<v Speaker 1>my my my house, I'm gonna get on the on

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<v Speaker 1>the side side, which faces my pool. Stupid question, Yes

0:21:00.160 --> 0:21:04.160
<v Speaker 1>you can't come. No, I watched a stupid question. Why

0:21:04.160 --> 0:21:06.399
<v Speaker 1>don't you We have a lot of days off in

0:21:06.400 --> 0:21:09.840
<v Speaker 1>a row. It's it's actually two weeks wrapped around three

0:21:09.920 --> 0:21:13.440
<v Speaker 1>weekends plus a day because we're gonna take off on Frintay, right, Yeah,

0:21:13.440 --> 0:21:14.760
<v Speaker 1>I know what you're gonna say, I should go somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you go somewhere? Well, I'm thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's here's the truth. My my daughter, who was

0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:23.920
<v Speaker 1>living in Chicago for the past year, working in Chicago,

0:21:24.520 --> 0:21:29.320
<v Speaker 1>is home between jaunts, and so she's gonna be jaunting

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<v Speaker 1>to Europe, uh to go for a master's degree. And

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to see as much as possible. So

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't think I'm gonna go away with

0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:39.720
<v Speaker 1>that is you are being that is being a great

0:21:39.720 --> 0:21:42.639
<v Speaker 1>father right there. Well, she's very special to me. And

0:21:42.720 --> 0:21:44.639
<v Speaker 1>I want to spend as much time as possible. So

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<v Speaker 1>that is Oh my god, you've got some brownie points.

0:21:47.200 --> 0:21:53.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm actually I almost shed a tear there, Malfi motherfucker kids,

0:21:53.280 --> 0:21:55.840
<v Speaker 1>no kids? Yeah, So can I want to share a story?

0:21:55.840 --> 0:21:57.679
<v Speaker 1>What can I get? Tell you story about motherfucker. It's

0:21:57.680 --> 0:21:59.800
<v Speaker 1>a real quick story. Yeah you can, because after that

0:21:59.840 --> 0:22:02.560
<v Speaker 1>we have to get our grand prize winner on the phone. Yes, okay, great.

0:22:02.960 --> 0:22:05.480
<v Speaker 1>So in my joint today, I'm going to tell you

0:22:05.480 --> 0:22:09.280
<v Speaker 1>about it my court appearance, I took my first lift.

0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:12.040
<v Speaker 1>I was in Uber. Rather, I took in Uber for

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<v Speaker 1>the first time in two years from Lower Manhattan to

0:22:16.840 --> 0:22:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Lower to Lower Manhattan to Extra Low Manhattan. Right, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get to that later. I took a train back.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to. I don't want to. Well, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'll tell you about the lift. The Uber

0:22:26.359 --> 0:22:31.120
<v Speaker 1>driver I had to go to um seventeen Battery Place. Now,

0:22:31.160 --> 0:22:33.719
<v Speaker 1>the battery is the area of Lower lowerman I know

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what you're gonna say here. It's near Wall Street

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<v Speaker 1>and seventeen Battery Place is a is a street that

0:22:39.720 --> 0:22:42.720
<v Speaker 1>goes like along the water. It turns and wraps around

0:22:42.720 --> 0:22:46.320
<v Speaker 1>the Manhattan so by the way, it's almost impossible to

0:22:46.320 --> 0:22:48.760
<v Speaker 1>get to Yeah, it's right, right, right. So we went

0:22:48.800 --> 0:22:52.320
<v Speaker 1>down the West Side Highway west, the west of Manhattan,

0:22:52.440 --> 0:22:56.800
<v Speaker 1>the Tampa St. Pete of Manhattan, right, and uh, I

0:22:56.880 --> 0:23:00.960
<v Speaker 1>see we get onto Battery Battery Place and he's like

0:23:01.000 --> 0:23:03.159
<v Speaker 1>two or three minutes. He makes a turn and he

0:23:03.200 --> 0:23:05.240
<v Speaker 1>goes this good. I go, yeah, it's fine. And we're

0:23:05.320 --> 0:23:06.879
<v Speaker 1>right in front of number. I seen the seventeen on

0:23:06.920 --> 0:23:09.200
<v Speaker 1>the building, and I go great. I give him a

0:23:09.280 --> 0:23:11.439
<v Speaker 1>nice tip. You know why, because these guys have been

0:23:11.440 --> 0:23:14.960
<v Speaker 1>struggling because of the pandemic. He was really nice. I

0:23:14.960 --> 0:23:19.280
<v Speaker 1>gave him, Hey, big spender. So I get out of

0:23:19.280 --> 0:23:21.000
<v Speaker 1>the I get out of care, Hey, have a nice day.

0:23:21.320 --> 0:23:23.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm extra nice to the guy. By the way, I

0:23:23.480 --> 0:23:24.760
<v Speaker 1>still have to give him a review. I didn't gi

0:23:24.800 --> 0:23:27.080
<v Speaker 1>hm a review yet. I just remember. I get out

0:23:27.080 --> 0:23:28.960
<v Speaker 1>of the car. I look at the big seventeen on

0:23:29.040 --> 0:23:32.760
<v Speaker 1>the building. Right, seventeen Battery Place. No, no, my friend,

0:23:33.200 --> 0:23:40.639
<v Speaker 1>seventeen Slate Street. Oh, Battery Place turns into Slate Street again.

0:23:41.880 --> 0:23:45.000
<v Speaker 1>That's too. In five minutes, so I had to walk

0:23:45.080 --> 0:23:49.320
<v Speaker 1>back like four blocks in uncomfortable heat today, and because

0:23:49.359 --> 0:23:52.200
<v Speaker 1>I was on a court. I wore a decent shirt

0:23:52.359 --> 0:23:57.399
<v Speaker 1>long pants, so I was not comfortable the tip. No, no,

0:23:57.480 --> 0:23:59.520
<v Speaker 1>of course not, of course not. The guy still needs

0:23:59.520 --> 0:24:01.800
<v Speaker 1>the money. He just been a mistake. So I decided

0:24:01.840 --> 0:24:04.760
<v Speaker 1>to take the subway back. Now there's a subway station

0:24:04.920 --> 0:24:08.400
<v Speaker 1>right there, which is involves two trains to get back

0:24:08.440 --> 0:24:11.000
<v Speaker 1>to where we work. Right. I didn't want to take

0:24:11.040 --> 0:24:12.960
<v Speaker 1>the two trains down there because I was afraid I

0:24:13.040 --> 0:24:14.840
<v Speaker 1>might be late. Like, no, let me just take the car.

0:24:15.359 --> 0:24:16.920
<v Speaker 1>I'll get there the guy. I'll know where I'm going

0:24:17.200 --> 0:24:19.800
<v Speaker 1>door to door. As it turns out, it wasn't. So

0:24:19.920 --> 0:24:21.560
<v Speaker 1>rather than spend like twenty bucks, I'm like, I would

0:24:21.600 --> 0:24:24.480
<v Speaker 1>take the train for two seventy five whatever it is. Uh,

0:24:24.560 --> 0:24:27.320
<v Speaker 1>So I get that. I go down on the train platform.

0:24:27.400 --> 0:24:31.919
<v Speaker 1>There's a woman carving fruit and then wrapping it and

0:24:31.960 --> 0:24:33.920
<v Speaker 1>putting it on the top of a little shopping cart

0:24:34.920 --> 0:24:37.520
<v Speaker 1>like a little wagon. Right, she's got a little store

0:24:37.560 --> 0:24:40.160
<v Speaker 1>set up, and she's got a little Indian music playing

0:24:41.920 --> 0:24:46.600
<v Speaker 1>mountain right, a whole stall scenario going right. Okay, Dan

0:24:46.760 --> 0:24:48.320
<v Speaker 1>is a guy on the playfor No. If you've never

0:24:48.359 --> 0:24:51.320
<v Speaker 1>been to a New York subway, there's always entertainers there's

0:24:51.359 --> 0:24:55.119
<v Speaker 1>guy's dancing playing the upside down buckets. There's always one

0:24:55.119 --> 0:24:58.200
<v Speaker 1>guy playing that um like a little windpipe thing. Sure

0:24:58.359 --> 0:25:06.080
<v Speaker 1>it's hoo, it's like Indian music, like Native American. Okay,

0:25:06.119 --> 0:25:10.680
<v Speaker 1>this guy's got long hair, big muscular guy. He's got

0:25:10.680 --> 0:25:13.560
<v Speaker 1>a guitar and he's got a little blow bucket for money,

0:25:14.200 --> 0:25:17.200
<v Speaker 1>right and uh it will sign it says I take

0:25:17.240 --> 0:25:20.399
<v Speaker 1>requests now, you know, a mail a rocker, and I

0:25:20.400 --> 0:25:22.359
<v Speaker 1>think you know what I'm feeling that New York vibe.

0:25:22.840 --> 0:25:25.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm feeling like I love my city. I'm back for

0:25:25.119 --> 0:25:26.760
<v Speaker 1>the first time in a long time. You're back in

0:25:26.800 --> 0:25:29.160
<v Speaker 1>the New York groove. And thank you, Ace Freely. I'm back.

0:25:29.320 --> 0:25:32.640
<v Speaker 1>By the way, what commercial is that? Is it Cores? Yeah,

0:25:32.720 --> 0:25:34.320
<v Speaker 1>Core's Light. If you're not from New York in New

0:25:34.400 --> 0:25:36.480
<v Speaker 1>York are you probably would see it. But Cores Light

0:25:36.560 --> 0:25:39.080
<v Speaker 1>now has this new commercial that New York is back

0:25:39.400 --> 0:25:41.399
<v Speaker 1>and this servant beer. I guess that's the sign of

0:25:41.400 --> 0:25:43.760
<v Speaker 1>New York being back? Is this serving Corps Light? I

0:25:43.760 --> 0:25:45.960
<v Speaker 1>don't see the correlation, but anyway, they're like New York

0:25:46.000 --> 0:25:49.000
<v Speaker 1>can't be stopped and they're like, I'm back back. Love

0:25:49.040 --> 0:25:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Ace Freely, Okay, by the way, ace T really didn't

0:25:51.000 --> 0:25:53.040
<v Speaker 1>write that song was written by Russ Ballard. That's great.

0:25:53.080 --> 0:25:56.080
<v Speaker 1>You just keep going, Brodie, just keeping my point. Was

0:25:57.200 --> 0:25:58.640
<v Speaker 1>My point was, so I go up to the guy

0:25:58.880 --> 0:26:01.240
<v Speaker 1>who's working to make X your money, right, he's probably

0:26:01.240 --> 0:26:03.679
<v Speaker 1>not making three thousand dollars as a lawyer. He's in

0:26:03.720 --> 0:26:06.800
<v Speaker 1>the subway paying for tips, playing for tips, right. So

0:26:06.880 --> 0:26:10.280
<v Speaker 1>the sign says I play for request. So I said, um,

0:26:10.440 --> 0:26:14.160
<v Speaker 1>I saiyu you you know any Rush the band Rush

0:26:14.240 --> 0:26:15.800
<v Speaker 1>I was. I was in the mood and I had

0:26:15.800 --> 0:26:17.760
<v Speaker 1>like a bunch of singles in my pocket. The guy

0:26:17.800 --> 0:26:19.760
<v Speaker 1>looks at he goes, now, I'm sorry, I'm on a break.

0:26:20.880 --> 0:26:23.639
<v Speaker 1>So he wasn't taking requests. He's on a break. And

0:26:23.680 --> 0:26:26.919
<v Speaker 1>where have you ever seen a subway musician on a break?

0:26:27.200 --> 0:26:29.199
<v Speaker 1>I had cash in my pocket. You know what, he

0:26:29.359 --> 0:26:33.040
<v Speaker 1>probably he probably has a specific threshold that he needs

0:26:33.080 --> 0:26:36.160
<v Speaker 1>to meet every couple of hours, and he probably made

0:26:36.160 --> 0:26:37.840
<v Speaker 1>the money he needed to make. And now he took

0:26:37.880 --> 0:26:40.720
<v Speaker 1>a break. Nice life. You got there. You're working tax

0:26:40.760 --> 0:26:44.920
<v Speaker 1>free in the subway and the train was eleven minutes away.

0:26:45.280 --> 0:26:46.960
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, I waited a couple of minutes. I'm

0:26:46.960 --> 0:26:49.000
<v Speaker 1>thinking maybe someone else will give him some money. I

0:26:49.080 --> 0:26:51.480
<v Speaker 1>felt bad. Now you're saying he'sself, David, did you did

0:26:51.480 --> 0:26:53.320
<v Speaker 1>you give him any money anyway? No? I did not.

0:26:53.840 --> 0:26:57.200
<v Speaker 1>I did not know you. And I didn't buy any

0:26:57.920 --> 0:27:00.679
<v Speaker 1>subway fruit from the woman. I'm not. I can't do that.

0:27:01.560 --> 0:27:03.520
<v Speaker 1>It's because she's using her bare hands to cut the front.

0:27:04.520 --> 0:27:08.000
<v Speaker 1>Something un sanitary about never mind, never mind. I have

0:27:08.160 --> 0:27:10.280
<v Speaker 1>been known to buy a Turro though, from the lady

0:27:10.320 --> 0:27:13.760
<v Speaker 1>with the Turro shopping cart. I have, and they're very good.

0:27:14.400 --> 0:27:16.000
<v Speaker 1>So when we were kids, we used to go to

0:27:16.359 --> 0:27:20.760
<v Speaker 1>the met game and uh, whoever was outside, they'd have

0:27:20.800 --> 0:27:23.520
<v Speaker 1>like an old rusty shopping cart. Do you remember those? Yes,

0:27:23.560 --> 0:27:26.639
<v Speaker 1>And they used to make ices out of them. No, no, no, no,

0:27:26.840 --> 0:27:28.160
<v Speaker 1>you know the little part where you put the kid

0:27:28.520 --> 0:27:30.919
<v Speaker 1>in the front. Right there, they would put a round

0:27:31.080 --> 0:27:34.880
<v Speaker 1>wire basket with hot coals in it and they would

0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:37.600
<v Speaker 1>cook the right they cooked the pretzels. You'd buy the

0:27:37.640 --> 0:27:42.439
<v Speaker 1>pretzels from the guys like three dollars outside. They're using

0:27:42.440 --> 0:27:46.120
<v Speaker 1>the actual metal wiring of the of the cart as

0:27:46.280 --> 0:27:49.000
<v Speaker 1>as the wire rack of a barbecue to cook. And

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:50.879
<v Speaker 1>so I was a kid, I was like, oh, I

0:27:50.920 --> 0:27:53.239
<v Speaker 1>gotta have a pretzel. If the Mets one I got.

0:27:53.440 --> 0:27:54.920
<v Speaker 1>That was my thing. The Mets I got a pretzel.

0:27:55.200 --> 0:27:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Now I go I go to the games. I see

0:27:56.600 --> 0:27:59.840
<v Speaker 1>these people with like rusty shopping carts. It's like cooking

0:27:59.840 --> 0:28:03.960
<v Speaker 1>on radiator in your car, like or again probably getting

0:28:03.960 --> 0:28:07.240
<v Speaker 1>some metal in your mouth and whatever. Or I will

0:28:07.280 --> 0:28:09.879
<v Speaker 1>say this. When I was a kid, we also we

0:28:09.880 --> 0:28:12.879
<v Speaker 1>had the the ice man. He used to he again

0:28:12.960 --> 0:28:15.399
<v Speaker 1>he had an old shopping cart, and they used to

0:28:15.440 --> 0:28:18.399
<v Speaker 1>have the water ices, and he used to put everything

0:28:18.400 --> 0:28:22.520
<v Speaker 1>in Philadelphia. Just ices just ices as opposed to all ices.

0:28:22.640 --> 0:28:25.479
<v Speaker 1>It's water right, so ices, I call them water ices

0:28:25.520 --> 0:28:28.040
<v Speaker 1>because they differentiate. Because it's a big country we live

0:28:28.040 --> 0:28:30.120
<v Speaker 1>in a lot of people. Why would you differentiate saying

0:28:30.160 --> 0:28:34.200
<v Speaker 1>their ices is well, people think it's it's ice cubes.

0:28:34.240 --> 0:28:36.560
<v Speaker 1>Like what is it? Ice cube? I'm just ice cube

0:28:36.640 --> 0:28:41.080
<v Speaker 1>lemon ices? Right ices? Yeah, cherry ices like that. Anyway.

0:28:41.200 --> 0:28:42.880
<v Speaker 1>By the way, if you want to call water ices,

0:28:42.880 --> 0:28:45.520
<v Speaker 1>you gotta say water ices. Wooter ices. All right, can

0:28:45.560 --> 0:28:47.320
<v Speaker 1>we listen. We we have a price to give away.

0:28:47.320 --> 0:28:50.640
<v Speaker 1>This is this is a very very important people. A

0:28:50.640 --> 0:28:53.360
<v Speaker 1>lot of people entered a lot of people were bragging

0:28:53.960 --> 0:28:56.800
<v Speaker 1>about how they had they were gonna win, so like

0:28:56.960 --> 0:28:59.360
<v Speaker 1>we we didn't pick it. We have this is the

0:28:59.400 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 1>top line. We had a website called the Brooklyn Boys

0:29:02.880 --> 0:29:05.840
<v Speaker 1>Free Pizza dot Com with our friends slice it was

0:29:05.880 --> 0:29:08.920
<v Speaker 1>it was really cool. So they picked the winner at random.

0:29:09.040 --> 0:29:16.560
<v Speaker 1>They gave us the phone number. Hello. Hello, Yes, congratulations, Matt,

0:29:16.640 --> 0:29:20.160
<v Speaker 1>you're our winner of a year worth of pizza. Oh

0:29:20.200 --> 0:29:22.400
<v Speaker 1>my god, thank you guys so much. I can't believe it.

0:29:22.520 --> 0:29:26.120
<v Speaker 1>Where are you. I'm in Jacksonville, Florida, born and raised.

0:29:26.760 --> 0:29:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Very nice. Nice. Now you have a lot of great

0:29:29.080 --> 0:29:33.080
<v Speaker 1>pizzerias near you. Oh we feel the sun most everything

0:29:33.120 --> 0:29:35.720
<v Speaker 1>on the half. I was looking earlier that I haven't

0:29:35.720 --> 0:29:37.840
<v Speaker 1>been able to try it, So I'm really excited to

0:29:38.080 --> 0:29:44.080
<v Speaker 1>uh businesses in town and good. Now, just just correct

0:29:44.080 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 1>me if I'm wrong, because I'm not a hundred percent sure.

0:29:46.200 --> 0:29:48.440
<v Speaker 1>He said, you live in Jacksonville. What county do you

0:29:48.480 --> 0:29:52.280
<v Speaker 1>live in, Matt. It's Duval County, but it's all one.

0:29:52.640 --> 0:29:55.160
<v Speaker 1>It's uh, the city, Jacksonville and Dula County are the

0:29:55.200 --> 0:29:56.760
<v Speaker 1>same thing. Yeah, but aren't you supposed to say a

0:29:56.800 --> 0:30:02.480
<v Speaker 1>certain what happen? Hey? You go do Vell? Not do

0:30:02.600 --> 0:30:04.200
<v Speaker 1>Vell do all? Matt? When I ask you a county.

0:30:04.320 --> 0:30:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Let's let's go, man, I gotta hear it. So we

0:30:09.720 --> 0:30:12.200
<v Speaker 1>love our friends at Slice. We're happy that that you

0:30:12.240 --> 0:30:15.120
<v Speaker 1>are first grand prize winner of hopefully a lot of

0:30:15.160 --> 0:30:19.120
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys contests to come. In this case, our friends

0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:23.760
<v Speaker 1>Slice decided, hey, we'll giveaway free pizza for a year. Um.

0:30:23.880 --> 0:30:26.960
<v Speaker 1>And the fact that they deal with locals, and you said, Matt,

0:30:26.960 --> 0:30:30.040
<v Speaker 1>you get to support a local pizza. That is a

0:30:30.080 --> 0:30:32.360
<v Speaker 1>feather in the cap of Slice, you know. And man,

0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:34.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give you a little secret. You can use

0:30:34.480 --> 0:30:38.320
<v Speaker 1>some of the credit towards non pizza deliciousness. Yeah. So

0:30:38.360 --> 0:30:40.200
<v Speaker 1>if you want to get a cannoli or a chicken

0:30:40.280 --> 0:30:42.600
<v Speaker 1>palm hero, Yeah, I think you can do that. Yeah,

0:30:42.640 --> 0:30:54.160
<v Speaker 1>you can that. My wife, my wife was you gotta

0:30:54.160 --> 0:30:55.760
<v Speaker 1>make her listen to at least one episode of our

0:30:55.760 --> 0:30:59.680
<v Speaker 1>podcast if she wants part of your prize. Are you

0:30:59.720 --> 0:31:02.200
<v Speaker 1>a ice for life? I mean, how did you How

0:31:02.200 --> 0:31:04.200
<v Speaker 1>did you hear about the contest? Obviously you heard it

0:31:04.200 --> 0:31:07.080
<v Speaker 1>from us? Did you see on social or what? Oh? Yeah,

0:31:07.760 --> 0:31:15.600
<v Speaker 1>listen to every single one you guys show? Um, so yeah,

0:31:13.920 --> 0:31:18.160
<v Speaker 1>I and then I saw it on one of your

0:31:18.200 --> 0:31:22.440
<v Speaker 1>Instagram and well, thank you so much. Thanks for the support,

0:31:22.520 --> 0:31:24.640
<v Speaker 1>and now we're giving it right back to you, not

0:31:24.680 --> 0:31:27.760
<v Speaker 1>only your life, but you are a Slice user for

0:31:27.800 --> 0:31:32.280
<v Speaker 1>the next year on the house. Yes, I can't say

0:31:32.720 --> 0:31:34.560
<v Speaker 1>thank you guys so much. And I'm sure it's all

0:31:34.640 --> 0:31:39.000
<v Speaker 1>businesses that I'll be supporting my business. Well, we'll be appreciative.

0:31:39.040 --> 0:31:41.760
<v Speaker 1>A very good have a great and honor of scary

0:31:41.800 --> 0:31:45.000
<v Speaker 1>get some food on your shirt exactly please do and

0:31:45.040 --> 0:31:47.600
<v Speaker 1>make sure you order the cano or go for go

0:31:47.640 --> 0:31:50.960
<v Speaker 1>to a place that serves dessert. Yeah, and you get

0:31:51.000 --> 0:31:53.640
<v Speaker 1>your free dessert. How look at that? At that? Thanks

0:31:53.680 --> 0:31:57.240
<v Speaker 1>so much, Matt Prize. Our prize team will be in

0:31:57.280 --> 0:32:03.160
<v Speaker 1>touch with you for all the details. We have a team.

0:32:00.360 --> 0:32:06.480
<v Speaker 1>That's that's our first pretty that was our very first

0:32:06.520 --> 0:32:08.560
<v Speaker 1>on our winner. I didn't know we had a prize team.

0:32:08.600 --> 0:32:11.160
<v Speaker 1>That's that's pretty sexy. Uh. Slice. By the way, Slice

0:32:11.240 --> 0:32:14.160
<v Speaker 1>life dot com is their website download slice and uh

0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:16.320
<v Speaker 1>and and get it rolling. Now we're gonna roll from

0:32:16.360 --> 0:32:20.480
<v Speaker 1>that contest into something even bigger. Okay, look, guys, if

0:32:20.520 --> 0:32:23.840
<v Speaker 1>you didn't win free pizza for a year, we're sorry.

0:32:24.600 --> 0:32:28.440
<v Speaker 1>But the great news is it gets better. Slices. Sorry,

0:32:28.480 --> 0:32:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Matt Slices giving fifty people the chance to represent their

0:32:32.600 --> 0:32:37.800
<v Speaker 1>state in Pizza Discovery. Every state in the Union gets

0:32:37.800 --> 0:32:40.959
<v Speaker 1>a representative to be a Pie Ambassador. That stands for

0:32:41.760 --> 0:32:47.920
<v Speaker 1>pie promotion of independence, everywheverywhere. Your job is one job,

0:32:48.000 --> 0:32:52.400
<v Speaker 1>only eat pizza while visiting new local pizza reas in

0:32:52.440 --> 0:32:55.560
<v Speaker 1>your area, and then documented through social That's actually three things.

0:32:55.880 --> 0:32:58.040
<v Speaker 1>If you think about it, you'll get two thousand dollars

0:32:58.080 --> 0:33:01.760
<v Speaker 1>worth the pizza, So we want up all over the country.

0:33:01.920 --> 0:33:06.160
<v Speaker 1>If you want information, just apply it. I love this website,

0:33:06.480 --> 0:33:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Slice Pie Society dot com. It's like high society, right

0:33:10.080 --> 0:33:13.520
<v Speaker 1>pie society. Slice Pie Society dot com. And of course,

0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:16.520
<v Speaker 1>if it's your first time using Slice, use keyword Brooklyn

0:33:16.880 --> 0:33:19.880
<v Speaker 1>for five dollars off your first order. That's for everybody.

0:33:20.480 --> 0:33:23.160
<v Speaker 1>But remember, if you want to apply to be the

0:33:23.200 --> 0:33:27.880
<v Speaker 1>ambassador for your state, slice Pie Society dot com. And

0:33:27.920 --> 0:33:31.560
<v Speaker 1>they're also gonna hook you up with a creation kit

0:33:32.040 --> 0:33:35.080
<v Speaker 1>to document your journey and a bunch of Slice swag

0:33:35.160 --> 0:33:38.000
<v Speaker 1>in addition to the two thousand dollars if you're their winner.

0:33:38.520 --> 0:33:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Once again, fifty winners, one for each state. I wonder

0:33:41.320 --> 0:33:44.040
<v Speaker 1>who's gonna win for the State of New York or

0:33:44.120 --> 0:33:48.840
<v Speaker 1>the Great State of Wyoming. That's a callback podcast with

0:33:48.960 --> 0:33:51.640
<v Speaker 1>b and Scary. I had a hell of a week.

0:33:51.680 --> 0:33:53.520
<v Speaker 1>They put me through the ringer on the morning show.

0:33:54.120 --> 0:33:58.720
<v Speaker 1>And I know that you, you specifically Brody, had questions.

0:33:58.760 --> 0:34:01.280
<v Speaker 1>I was screaming at so Okay, so you're in the

0:34:01.320 --> 0:34:05.200
<v Speaker 1>studio getting telling you a story. I'm home on the couch,

0:34:05.320 --> 0:34:07.920
<v Speaker 1>monitoring the show and doing what I do, and I'm

0:34:07.960 --> 0:34:12.160
<v Speaker 1>screaming at my laptop, screaming at my my my audio

0:34:12.200 --> 0:34:16.200
<v Speaker 1>system where I'm hearing the show because once again, you

0:34:16.280 --> 0:34:20.040
<v Speaker 1>have out boogees yourself. I didn't booge I didn't out

0:34:20.080 --> 0:34:25.200
<v Speaker 1>boogie myself. Okay, I I all I did was all

0:34:25.239 --> 0:34:27.839
<v Speaker 1>you did. I had already guilty. I had to throw

0:34:27.920 --> 0:34:30.600
<v Speaker 1>my name out because I was backed into a corner

0:34:30.760 --> 0:34:33.760
<v Speaker 1>and they made me angry. You remember the Incredible Hulk

0:34:34.120 --> 0:34:37.840
<v Speaker 1>where where he said you don't like me when I'm angry,

0:34:37.840 --> 0:34:39.640
<v Speaker 1>and the shirt rips and he turns green and he

0:34:39.640 --> 0:34:42.839
<v Speaker 1>turned into the Hulk. Okay, that was me in the

0:34:42.920 --> 0:34:45.680
<v Speaker 1>moment that I was put into a corner. And and

0:34:45.680 --> 0:34:48.160
<v Speaker 1>we won't make this very long, but nobody puts Scary

0:34:48.160 --> 0:34:53.080
<v Speaker 1>in the corner. I went into a bar that normally

0:34:53.320 --> 0:34:57.600
<v Speaker 1>has no slots available, no reservations. It's a bar slash restaurant. Okay,

0:34:57.920 --> 0:35:01.400
<v Speaker 1>I'll try. It's called Jitano Garden of Love. I'm just

0:35:01.400 --> 0:35:04.319
<v Speaker 1>gonna throw it out there. That's a g I t

0:35:04.360 --> 0:35:08.080
<v Speaker 1>a n oh. And there's one location in Tulloom, Mexico.

0:35:08.280 --> 0:35:11.600
<v Speaker 1>And the location is in New York City. Now with

0:35:11.800 --> 0:35:18.840
<v Speaker 1>this place av so I roll up there. It was

0:35:18.880 --> 0:35:21.520
<v Speaker 1>six o'clock. It was before. It was before we had

0:35:21.560 --> 0:35:23.680
<v Speaker 1>to go out to dinner with my friends. It was right,

0:35:23.680 --> 0:35:26.120
<v Speaker 1>but it was we were pre gaming and there was

0:35:26.200 --> 0:35:29.400
<v Speaker 1>no line to get in, and my friends and I

0:35:29.440 --> 0:35:32.520
<v Speaker 1>were going in and my buddy and the guy says, actually,

0:35:32.520 --> 0:35:34.400
<v Speaker 1>we there's three of you. We have three spots at

0:35:34.400 --> 0:35:36.280
<v Speaker 1>the bar. Go sit at the bar. So my friends

0:35:36.280 --> 0:35:37.719
<v Speaker 1>and I who sat at the bar, which is where

0:35:37.760 --> 0:35:40.360
<v Speaker 1>we kind of wanted to be anyway. But during the

0:35:40.520 --> 0:35:42.759
<v Speaker 1>night I looked at the lay of the land and

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:44.800
<v Speaker 1>I noticed that there were twelve by the way, this

0:35:44.800 --> 0:35:47.240
<v Speaker 1>place has like fifty tables, but there were twelve tables

0:35:47.280 --> 0:35:50.120
<v Speaker 1>in particular lining the bar area, which are really like

0:35:50.239 --> 0:35:52.680
<v Speaker 1>key tables, and they were like either two tops or

0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:55.880
<v Speaker 1>four tops. Great group by the way from the sixties

0:35:56.320 --> 0:35:59.960
<v Speaker 1>and now it's a quarter to eight, two hours later,

0:36:00.600 --> 0:36:03.400
<v Speaker 1>and I'm realizing, look at this, there's no none of

0:36:03.400 --> 0:36:05.880
<v Speaker 1>these tables have been sat yet. I kept going on

0:36:05.920 --> 0:36:07.520
<v Speaker 1>my app because I'm sitting at the bar, and I

0:36:07.560 --> 0:36:09.319
<v Speaker 1>had to know, like if I tried to get a

0:36:09.320 --> 0:36:11.520
<v Speaker 1>reservation right now, could I And the answer is no,

0:36:12.360 --> 0:36:15.480
<v Speaker 1>they're sold out. So I'm saying that that's a physical impossibility.

0:36:15.560 --> 0:36:17.960
<v Speaker 1>This place is losing revenue by the minute. They have

0:36:18.040 --> 0:36:20.040
<v Speaker 1>twelve empty tables here and it's been an hour and

0:36:20.120 --> 0:36:23.200
<v Speaker 1>forty five minutes and they haven't said anybody at them.

0:36:23.239 --> 0:36:25.520
<v Speaker 1>So what did I say, Brodie? What did I say?

0:36:25.560 --> 0:36:28.080
<v Speaker 1>What did I say? I said, excuse me, miss Spartander,

0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:31.560
<v Speaker 1>I said, uh, you know, what's it doing with these

0:36:31.560 --> 0:36:35.080
<v Speaker 1>tables here? It says you're sold out? And she was, oh,

0:36:35.360 --> 0:36:39.960
<v Speaker 1>those are v I P tables. So I got curious

0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:43.600
<v Speaker 1>and I said, so, how do you become a v

0:36:43.640 --> 0:36:45.879
<v Speaker 1>I P? And she says, oh, you need to be

0:36:46.120 --> 0:36:52.200
<v Speaker 1>either an Instagram model or a famous person. And I said,

0:36:53.960 --> 0:36:57.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm famous. I said, I looked it right in the eye.

0:36:58.000 --> 0:37:02.240
<v Speaker 1>My my buddy spit out his drink like almost of course,

0:37:02.800 --> 0:37:06.360
<v Speaker 1>but I said it, and it wasn't do she it

0:37:06.440 --> 0:37:09.240
<v Speaker 1>was more a matter of fact. But I was so upset.

0:37:11.440 --> 0:37:13.520
<v Speaker 1>I gotta be honest. But I said it. Oh, how

0:37:13.560 --> 0:37:15.839
<v Speaker 1>should I have said it? Well, I would at first

0:37:15.840 --> 0:37:18.200
<v Speaker 1>I would have said Ron Burgundy style like I'm kind

0:37:18.239 --> 0:37:20.080
<v Speaker 1>of a big deal. No, I would have been a

0:37:20.080 --> 0:37:22.279
<v Speaker 1>little more humble and say, well, just just out of curiosity,

0:37:22.360 --> 0:37:26.000
<v Speaker 1>like how famous? How well known do you have to

0:37:26.040 --> 0:37:28.560
<v Speaker 1>be to qualify his fame? Like I would like play

0:37:28.560 --> 0:37:30.719
<v Speaker 1>it out like I wasn't sure of myself. She quickly

0:37:30.840 --> 0:37:33.759
<v Speaker 1>were like, I'm famous. She immediately didn't believe me, so

0:37:33.880 --> 0:37:36.920
<v Speaker 1>she's like, and I immediately pulled out my phone and

0:37:36.960 --> 0:37:39.759
<v Speaker 1>I showed her my Instagram following because the blue check

0:37:39.840 --> 0:37:44.040
<v Speaker 1>mark combined with what a hundreds eighties seven thousand something followers,

0:37:44.680 --> 0:37:47.640
<v Speaker 1>that okay, And it may be a douche thing to

0:37:47.800 --> 0:37:51.360
<v Speaker 1>people listening, but in the heat of the moment needed to.

0:37:51.600 --> 0:37:56.239
<v Speaker 1>I needed to prove myself that I can back back

0:37:56.280 --> 0:37:58.279
<v Speaker 1>it up because I said something and now I need

0:37:58.280 --> 0:38:01.280
<v Speaker 1>to back my statement up with some sort of proof,

0:38:01.320 --> 0:38:03.600
<v Speaker 1>whatever that may be. In this case, it was in

0:38:03.640 --> 0:38:05.960
<v Speaker 1>the form of Instagram. I don't know, So I hand

0:38:06.000 --> 0:38:08.759
<v Speaker 1>a hand uder my phone and she socials. Oh, she

0:38:09.160 --> 0:38:11.840
<v Speaker 1>rolled out from behind the bar to get the general manager.

0:38:12.520 --> 0:38:14.759
<v Speaker 1>And the general manager comes up to me, and you know,

0:38:14.800 --> 0:38:17.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't wanna have to go into great detail,

0:38:17.080 --> 0:38:18.359
<v Speaker 1>but let's put it this way. We had a nice

0:38:18.400 --> 0:38:20.440
<v Speaker 1>conversation and by the end of it. At first he

0:38:20.480 --> 0:38:22.480
<v Speaker 1>even listen to radio, and he was a little a

0:38:22.480 --> 0:38:24.719
<v Speaker 1>little you know, a little sass. You got a little

0:38:24.719 --> 0:38:27.600
<v Speaker 1>sass there and then but then we became friends. I said,

0:38:27.600 --> 0:38:29.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't expect you listen to radio. You

0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:31.799
<v Speaker 1>live in the city, and you know he's not from here.

0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:34.560
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, um, you know whatever. So the short

0:38:34.600 --> 0:38:37.880
<v Speaker 1>of it is, now he says, anytime you want to

0:38:37.880 --> 0:38:39.960
<v Speaker 1>come in, text me, but just give me more than

0:38:40.000 --> 0:38:42.960
<v Speaker 1>an hour's notice. Now, I don't think they should do this.

0:38:43.280 --> 0:38:45.719
<v Speaker 1>They should have this for anybody for you know, forget

0:38:45.760 --> 0:38:47.759
<v Speaker 1>about the fact that I got through and I got

0:38:47.800 --> 0:38:49.719
<v Speaker 1>to be able to be sitting at one of these

0:38:49.760 --> 0:38:53.640
<v Speaker 1>tables quote for the future. And I know it's again

0:38:53.760 --> 0:38:57.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to come off sounding pompous, but no,

0:38:57.840 --> 0:39:01.279
<v Speaker 1>but wait a second, but but but I don't think

0:39:01.320 --> 0:39:04.000
<v Speaker 1>they should be treating I think anybody and everybody should

0:39:04.000 --> 0:39:06.120
<v Speaker 1>be able to have those tables. I was just doing

0:39:06.120 --> 0:39:08.440
<v Speaker 1>it because I've I've tried to go there in in

0:39:08.760 --> 0:39:11.640
<v Speaker 1>weeks and months and years past, and I can never

0:39:11.719 --> 0:39:13.640
<v Speaker 1>freaking get into this place like I got to crack

0:39:13.719 --> 0:39:18.080
<v Speaker 1>the code. It almost becomes a challenge on how can

0:39:18.200 --> 0:39:21.560
<v Speaker 1>you how can you like beat the system? How can

0:39:21.600 --> 0:39:24.600
<v Speaker 1>you get a leg up? Don't you see that? I

0:39:24.600 --> 0:39:30.520
<v Speaker 1>I see that, I do see that. Um yeah, I

0:39:30.600 --> 0:39:31.919
<v Speaker 1>just I just think you could have been a little

0:39:31.920 --> 0:39:34.880
<v Speaker 1>more humble about it as opposed to wit a minute,

0:39:35.719 --> 0:39:38.000
<v Speaker 1>I've got a three point nine GPS if that's what

0:39:38.000 --> 0:39:40.600
<v Speaker 1>it takes to get into Harvard, look at me. So

0:39:40.760 --> 0:39:42.880
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I listen, I I don't know if

0:39:42.880 --> 0:39:45.120
<v Speaker 1>I would have done it, I would have I would

0:39:45.120 --> 0:39:46.799
<v Speaker 1>have questioned it. I would have I would have sort

0:39:46.840 --> 0:39:50.680
<v Speaker 1>of been beating around the bush and you know, so

0:39:51.040 --> 0:39:55.719
<v Speaker 1>uh you know, um how you know and just play

0:39:55.760 --> 0:39:58.120
<v Speaker 1>like what is it? Qualified? Then once they said, well,

0:39:58.160 --> 0:39:59.719
<v Speaker 1>if you know you're an influence or you have a

0:39:59.760 --> 0:40:01.239
<v Speaker 1>lot of followers, you a well, you know, what's the

0:40:01.239 --> 0:40:03.439
<v Speaker 1>thing I qualified as an influencer to I got two

0:40:03.440 --> 0:40:06.040
<v Speaker 1>out of three. Funny, you should mention that you know,

0:40:06.040 --> 0:40:08.400
<v Speaker 1>I have a hundred and fifty thousand, whatever. You get numbers,

0:40:08.400 --> 0:40:09.920
<v Speaker 1>you don't have to brag about it. You know, you're

0:40:10.480 --> 0:40:13.040
<v Speaker 1>verified on Instagram, You're a big shot. I think you

0:40:13.040 --> 0:40:16.239
<v Speaker 1>could have eased into it as opposed to throwing your

0:40:16.280 --> 0:40:19.520
<v Speaker 1>phone at her. I just felt I I felt slighted.

0:40:19.560 --> 0:40:23.280
<v Speaker 1>I felt like, really, I think every anybody in that position,

0:40:23.640 --> 0:40:27.280
<v Speaker 1>the way she made the statement to me, well, those

0:40:27.320 --> 0:40:29.920
<v Speaker 1>tables are form V I p s. That's for Instagram

0:40:29.920 --> 0:40:34.040
<v Speaker 1>models and influencers and famous people. Like it's almost like, oh, yeah,

0:40:34.239 --> 0:40:38.640
<v Speaker 1>you betch like I want. I just I was, you know,

0:40:38.960 --> 0:40:41.560
<v Speaker 1>backed into a corner and I started punching. I just

0:40:41.560 --> 0:40:44.239
<v Speaker 1>just throwing it all, throwing the kitchen sync at her.

0:40:44.360 --> 0:40:46.080
<v Speaker 1>I just want anything that I could get my You

0:40:46.080 --> 0:40:49.960
<v Speaker 1>know that that it was that momentary. But it was

0:40:50.000 --> 0:40:53.279
<v Speaker 1>that momentary, you know, because that's not my demeanor. You know,

0:40:53.440 --> 0:40:55.560
<v Speaker 1>that's not my character. You know that I'm not the

0:40:55.600 --> 0:40:57.880
<v Speaker 1>kind of person to go throwing myself around like that

0:40:58.160 --> 0:41:02.120
<v Speaker 1>and in inserting myself in situations. By the way, if

0:41:02.120 --> 0:41:04.719
<v Speaker 1>you have a friend who you told to listen to

0:41:04.719 --> 0:41:07.520
<v Speaker 1>the podcast and they've listened to an episode or two

0:41:07.560 --> 0:41:08.680
<v Speaker 1>and they like it, and they come to me and

0:41:08.680 --> 0:41:11.080
<v Speaker 1>they say, hey, I'm really enjoying the podcast, but I

0:41:11.120 --> 0:41:13.160
<v Speaker 1>can't tell the two guys apart which one is the

0:41:13.239 --> 0:41:18.319
<v Speaker 1>humble one. Remember, I justa me me mr. I'm always right.

0:41:18.560 --> 0:41:21.000
<v Speaker 1>I just became the normble one. Thank you. Hold on

0:41:21.560 --> 0:41:24.319
<v Speaker 1>dropped my mic. I just dropped the mic. How did

0:41:24.320 --> 0:41:26.360
<v Speaker 1>you become the humble one? Because I would have been

0:41:26.440 --> 0:41:28.960
<v Speaker 1>humble in this particular situation. I told you what I

0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:31.920
<v Speaker 1>would have done. Oh all right, well, um, you know,

0:41:32.080 --> 0:41:35.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean I I might qualify. I'm not sure. I

0:41:35.000 --> 0:41:37.480
<v Speaker 1>mean I I have some notoriety because of the job.

0:41:37.920 --> 0:41:40.480
<v Speaker 1>For you have been triggered the way I was. She

0:41:40.640 --> 0:41:43.400
<v Speaker 1>was she was. She literally pulled the back the sling

0:41:43.440 --> 0:41:46.160
<v Speaker 1>shot and shot the ball between my eyes. That's how

0:41:46.200 --> 0:41:48.600
<v Speaker 1>she That's how she made the comment to me. She

0:41:48.600 --> 0:41:51.799
<v Speaker 1>would foom. So she's doing that, I gotta go right

0:41:51.800 --> 0:41:56.080
<v Speaker 1>back up. Foom foom foom. That's that's the point. That's

0:41:56.120 --> 0:41:57.880
<v Speaker 1>the point. It's nothing to do with me trying to

0:41:57.920 --> 0:42:00.600
<v Speaker 1>throw my name around. I was just it got me

0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:02.680
<v Speaker 1>so angry in that moment. I think anybody would have

0:42:02.719 --> 0:42:05.520
<v Speaker 1>been pissed, but I really don't. I think everybody should

0:42:05.520 --> 0:42:07.760
<v Speaker 1>be able to have a shot at going to this place.

0:42:07.760 --> 0:42:09.200
<v Speaker 1>What you could have done was you could have you

0:42:09.200 --> 0:42:10.839
<v Speaker 1>could have done a U. Do you remember the movie

0:42:10.840 --> 0:42:16.200
<v Speaker 1>Pretty Woman. Yes, Julia Roberts is a prostitute. And by

0:42:16.239 --> 0:42:18.160
<v Speaker 1>the way, they make it like it's a romantic Disney film,

0:42:18.160 --> 0:42:20.439
<v Speaker 1>but you know, all the rescued by the rich guys.

0:42:20.440 --> 0:42:22.759
<v Speaker 1>She's a prostitute. I mean, let's you know, if you're

0:42:22.760 --> 0:42:25.279
<v Speaker 1>a prostitute listening to the podcast God Bless you, I'm

0:42:25.280 --> 0:42:27.600
<v Speaker 1>just saying. In the movie she's anyway, she goes into

0:42:27.600 --> 0:42:31.360
<v Speaker 1>this fancy was at bell Air Rodeo Drive Rodeo Drive store,

0:42:32.080 --> 0:42:35.400
<v Speaker 1>and she goes in and she's looking and she says, like,

0:42:35.440 --> 0:42:37.399
<v Speaker 1>you know, her hair is messed up, and she's wearing

0:42:37.440 --> 0:42:40.680
<v Speaker 1>ratty clothes from like her hooker days or whatever, and

0:42:40.680 --> 0:42:43.120
<v Speaker 1>that she goes into this posh posh, posh posh posh

0:42:43.160 --> 0:42:46.440
<v Speaker 1>bush store and they don't they don't help her. They

0:42:46.480 --> 0:42:50.520
<v Speaker 1>don't help her because they think she's not on their level, right,

0:42:50.560 --> 0:42:56.600
<v Speaker 1>And so Richard Gere, who is the guy who's paying

0:42:56.640 --> 0:42:59.800
<v Speaker 1>hard to be his escort, his um, his arm candy

0:42:59.840 --> 0:43:02.799
<v Speaker 1>for an event, he gives her the credit cards and

0:43:02.840 --> 0:43:06.120
<v Speaker 1>she goes in this huge shopping spree right in every store.

0:43:06.120 --> 0:43:08.200
<v Speaker 1>But this one store where they where, they were like

0:43:08.280 --> 0:43:10.040
<v Speaker 1>laughing at her and didn't want to help her, and

0:43:10.080 --> 0:43:12.200
<v Speaker 1>they treated like they embarrassed her. They made her feel

0:43:12.239 --> 0:43:14.919
<v Speaker 1>like like poor. Right, she goes back in with these

0:43:15.239 --> 0:43:18.080
<v Speaker 1>bags from all of the big stores. She's all fixed up,

0:43:18.120 --> 0:43:21.560
<v Speaker 1>she looks fantastic. She Julia Roberts, right. She says excuse me,

0:43:21.640 --> 0:43:25.160
<v Speaker 1>and they like, yeah, she do you work on commission?

0:43:25.440 --> 0:43:29.600
<v Speaker 1>And the girl says yeah and shes big mistake, huge

0:43:29.920 --> 0:43:32.800
<v Speaker 1>and walks out. And so that was your opportunity to

0:43:32.960 --> 0:43:35.480
<v Speaker 1>pretty woman them and say, you know what, I'm scary,

0:43:35.520 --> 0:43:40.239
<v Speaker 1>motherfucking Jones. By the way, do you understand the absurdity

0:43:40.280 --> 0:43:43.560
<v Speaker 1>of what you just said there? Yeah, Like you know what,

0:43:43.760 --> 0:43:46.840
<v Speaker 1>I am famous, I am an influencer, and I'm walking

0:43:46.880 --> 0:43:49.160
<v Speaker 1>the funk out of here and I'm going to influence

0:43:49.200 --> 0:43:55.560
<v Speaker 1>my people not to come to this establishment. Boom walk out. Mistake, huge,

0:43:56.040 --> 0:44:00.600
<v Speaker 1>big mistake huge. It doesn't work like that. Come on,

0:44:00.880 --> 0:44:03.840
<v Speaker 1>that's what you should have done, right now, you know

0:44:03.960 --> 0:44:05.560
<v Speaker 1>you should have be like, oh, oh, I can get

0:44:05.560 --> 0:44:07.960
<v Speaker 1>a table now, thanks, I'll take a table. Didn't order

0:44:07.960 --> 0:44:10.080
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of food and then walked up the funk

0:44:10.080 --> 0:44:15.600
<v Speaker 1>out order some Johnny Walker blue like really expensive ship,

0:44:16.040 --> 0:44:18.759
<v Speaker 1>like twelve year old Scotch and then just go. You know,

0:44:19.040 --> 0:44:22.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, my my ferraris outside. I gotta go put

0:44:22.239 --> 0:44:23.920
<v Speaker 1>in the quarter in the meet. I'll right back and

0:44:23.960 --> 0:44:27.040
<v Speaker 1>just leave the funk out of there. And you walk out.

0:44:27.080 --> 0:44:28.920
<v Speaker 1>You put your fists in the air, and you go

0:44:29.160 --> 0:44:32.440
<v Speaker 1>for the people, and you walk out for the little guys,

0:44:32.680 --> 0:44:35.200
<v Speaker 1>for the slices, and you walk out. That's what I

0:44:35.200 --> 0:44:37.120
<v Speaker 1>would have done, exactly what I would have out and

0:44:37.239 --> 0:44:39.000
<v Speaker 1>blaze of glory. You know. The thing is, I want

0:44:39.000 --> 0:44:40.560
<v Speaker 1>to be there. I want to go back again. That's

0:44:40.560 --> 0:44:43.160
<v Speaker 1>the problem. That's problem. You don't want to visit this place.

0:44:43.680 --> 0:44:45.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to. I don't want to ruin it.

0:44:45.520 --> 0:44:47.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to last. You're honest about it. I

0:44:47.360 --> 0:44:48.759
<v Speaker 1>don't want to burn a bridge. I mean it's a

0:44:48.840 --> 0:44:51.080
<v Speaker 1>great spot. No, it's a nice spot. We're actually you

0:44:51.080 --> 0:44:54.719
<v Speaker 1>want to go there for drinks? I don't rate. Yes

0:44:54.800 --> 0:44:58.320
<v Speaker 1>you do, let's go. I don't have as many Instagram followers, allegedly,

0:44:58.320 --> 0:45:00.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm very by the way, I have not. I've not

0:45:00.360 --> 0:45:03.560
<v Speaker 1>tested this yet. This guy probably you know, he maybe

0:45:03.560 --> 0:45:05.520
<v Speaker 1>he gave me a number like a burner phone number

0:45:05.560 --> 0:45:07.279
<v Speaker 1>or some ship. He's not going to ask you here.

0:45:07.320 --> 0:45:10.399
<v Speaker 1>I hear. It's an awesome place for the record. But

0:45:10.719 --> 0:45:12.360
<v Speaker 1>you know what if in honor of the slices, I

0:45:12.360 --> 0:45:14.560
<v Speaker 1>don't think I'm gonna go, at least not yet. When

0:45:14.640 --> 0:45:18.040
<v Speaker 1>when the little people can go, when everyone is free

0:45:18.040 --> 0:45:21.440
<v Speaker 1>in America, if they served steak and they got you

0:45:21.440 --> 0:45:27.320
<v Speaker 1>a steak dinner, uh yeah, but they'll probably compy you

0:45:27.320 --> 0:45:32.279
<v Speaker 1>because you're famous, your influence. Well there, so you beat, Well,

0:45:32.280 --> 0:45:34.239
<v Speaker 1>I met beat because I didn't fall for it. I

0:45:34.280 --> 0:45:36.279
<v Speaker 1>didn't fall for it. All right, So we have some

0:45:36.320 --> 0:45:38.160
<v Speaker 1>sound we gotta play, and then a lot of sound.

0:45:38.400 --> 0:45:40.239
<v Speaker 1>Last week's sound we didn't get to in this week's sound.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's play some sound, homie. Let's do it,

0:45:43.400 --> 0:45:48.239
<v Speaker 1>all right? So I have um Happy Father's Day here,

0:45:48.880 --> 0:45:52.680
<v Speaker 1>Happy Father's Day. Or we can skip that one and move.

0:45:52.760 --> 0:45:54.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I'll play it. I just remember what it was.

0:45:54.560 --> 0:45:57.160
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0:46:06.000 --> 0:46:09.760
<v Speaker 1>and from all of us at weather Tech, Happy Father's Day. Okay,

0:46:09.840 --> 0:46:11.360
<v Speaker 1>So I look, I don't want to make fun of

0:46:11.360 --> 0:46:15.440
<v Speaker 1>anybody's accent, but the way he says it, he says happy.

0:46:15.600 --> 0:46:18.399
<v Speaker 1>Now I know that's that's northern Midwest, So I apologize.

0:46:18.680 --> 0:46:20.839
<v Speaker 1>I just was trying to identify where that's from. Play

0:46:21.160 --> 0:46:23.880
<v Speaker 1>played again. Just who says happy? Is it? Is it?

0:46:23.880 --> 0:46:27.799
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0:46:39.280 --> 0:46:44.160
<v Speaker 1>Father's Day. Sounds like he's from Cleveland. Okay, that smart,

0:46:44.800 --> 0:46:49.520
<v Speaker 1>that's a educated guess. All right. So Anderson Anderson Cooper, Oh,

0:46:49.600 --> 0:46:52.239
<v Speaker 1>Anderson Cooper. I have been to like Anderson Cooper. We've

0:46:52.280 --> 0:46:54.799
<v Speaker 1>had him on the show. He's a brilliant man. And

0:46:54.880 --> 0:46:56.680
<v Speaker 1>by the way, if you don't know, Anderson Cooper's mother

0:46:56.800 --> 0:47:00.840
<v Speaker 1>was Gloria Vanderbilt. Uh in the in the in the eighties,

0:47:01.040 --> 0:47:05.239
<v Speaker 1>Gloria Vanderbilts sold Vanderbilt jeans, but before that, she is

0:47:05.320 --> 0:47:08.080
<v Speaker 1>part of the Vanderbilts, which is which is one of

0:47:08.120 --> 0:47:11.000
<v Speaker 1>the richest families in the history of America. If you've

0:47:11.000 --> 0:47:13.600
<v Speaker 1>ever been there, like, um, what is it? What's the

0:47:13.600 --> 0:47:17.040
<v Speaker 1>area in Newport, Rhode Island where the houses all the mansions.

0:47:17.160 --> 0:47:20.000
<v Speaker 1>They were like bigger than hotels, and they the people

0:47:20.040 --> 0:47:21.719
<v Speaker 1>were so rich. They were there for like a week

0:47:21.800 --> 0:47:24.080
<v Speaker 1>a year, like they go for a week or two

0:47:24.120 --> 0:47:26.319
<v Speaker 1>in the summer. They had kitchen staffs of like a

0:47:26.360 --> 0:47:28.960
<v Speaker 1>hundred people. It was like a like a giant hotel.

0:47:29.000 --> 0:47:34.600
<v Speaker 1>So that one one one of the places has like

0:47:34.680 --> 0:47:37.560
<v Speaker 1>every bit of red marble marble in Africa. They imported

0:47:37.560 --> 0:47:41.280
<v Speaker 1>every bit of red marble. The unbelievable mansions anyway, So

0:47:41.280 --> 0:47:44.600
<v Speaker 1>so Anderson Cooper's home, one of his homes, is one

0:47:44.640 --> 0:47:47.640
<v Speaker 1>of these mansions. That's now it's half a museum and

0:47:47.680 --> 0:47:50.280
<v Speaker 1>half is still a residence. That's how big it is. Anyway.

0:47:50.480 --> 0:47:54.800
<v Speaker 1>Anderson Cooper is an award winning journalist, award winning a brilliant,

0:47:54.800 --> 0:47:58.720
<v Speaker 1>well spoken man. Okay, play the clip of him talking

0:47:59.080 --> 0:48:03.279
<v Speaker 1>about his son, who is now twelve months old, just

0:48:03.360 --> 0:48:07.120
<v Speaker 1>celebrated his birthday. Anderson, how old your son turned one? Yeah,

0:48:07.120 --> 0:48:10.600
<v Speaker 1>he just he turned one April he turned one years old.

0:48:11.480 --> 0:48:16.560
<v Speaker 1>One years old, one years old, one years old. Anderson's

0:48:16.600 --> 0:48:22.600
<v Speaker 1>Cooper's Anderson's Cooper. It's only one year, one year old.

0:48:22.640 --> 0:48:26.520
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you got Gary Cohen from the match? He's Cohen.

0:48:26.719 --> 0:48:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Gary Cohen is a legend, long time an. Gary Cohen

0:48:30.320 --> 0:48:32.720
<v Speaker 1>is legend. I want you to play the Jinnee Cokeley

0:48:32.719 --> 0:48:35.799
<v Speaker 1>clip next. Gary Cohen is a legend. He is one

0:48:35.840 --> 0:48:38.680
<v Speaker 1>of the greatest baseball announcers. I don't care. You're a

0:48:38.719 --> 0:48:40.960
<v Speaker 1>fan of whatever team. I know you love your guys,

0:48:41.000 --> 0:48:43.600
<v Speaker 1>whoever they are, your announcers. I'm telling you Gary Cohen

0:48:43.680 --> 0:48:47.000
<v Speaker 1>is an award winning, all time great announcer. Well, the Mets.

0:48:47.040 --> 0:48:50.280
<v Speaker 1>If you're Cleveland, Cleveland Indian fan, you know they traded

0:48:50.280 --> 0:48:55.160
<v Speaker 1>this offseason for Francisco Lindor, one of the best shortstops

0:48:55.200 --> 0:48:57.359
<v Speaker 1>in baseball, one of the best players in baseball. I'm

0:48:57.400 --> 0:49:00.200
<v Speaker 1>sorry to Cleveland and you're upset we lost him. He's

0:49:00.200 --> 0:49:04.120
<v Speaker 1>been on the team now since I don't February January

0:49:04.120 --> 0:49:09.680
<v Speaker 1>when they made the trade. Whatever, right, Francisco Indoor play

0:49:09.760 --> 0:49:13.960
<v Speaker 1>the clip? How many different styles of gloves and shoes

0:49:14.040 --> 0:49:20.359
<v Speaker 1>do you think Fernando brings to the table of Fernando. Oh,

0:49:20.440 --> 0:49:25.280
<v Speaker 1>that's an honest mistakes straight. Gary knows these players backwards

0:49:25.280 --> 0:49:28.000
<v Speaker 1>and forwards. It's just a he just that's a brain

0:49:28.040 --> 0:49:31.440
<v Speaker 1>fart right there. He called him Frando three times. Alright, Okay,

0:49:31.600 --> 0:49:37.560
<v Speaker 1>do you have Jeanne Cockley? Uh, Louise Yeah, yea yea yeah, yeah, okay, Janette. Sorry,

0:49:37.640 --> 0:49:40.640
<v Speaker 1>Janet Cockley, I'm sorry Janet Cockley. In my opinion, she's

0:49:40.719 --> 0:49:45.799
<v Speaker 1>um a local sportscaster on the Mets Network. Okay, I

0:49:45.920 --> 0:49:49.600
<v Speaker 1>believe she's a very attractive, very bright woman, but I

0:49:49.680 --> 0:49:53.400
<v Speaker 1>don't believe she really is into sports. I feel like

0:49:53.440 --> 0:49:57.040
<v Speaker 1>she reads the teleprompter. Okay, Now, the Mets have a

0:49:57.080 --> 0:50:02.719
<v Speaker 1>player Louise ga Mo g u I l l e

0:50:02.920 --> 0:50:04.560
<v Speaker 1>R m O. He's been on the team for a

0:50:04.560 --> 0:50:09.879
<v Speaker 1>few years. He's not a new player, Luis Guillermo. If

0:50:09.920 --> 0:50:12.160
<v Speaker 1>you know him, you know how to say his name, right.

0:50:12.520 --> 0:50:16.080
<v Speaker 1>Obviously she doesn't. If you looked at the teleprompter, it

0:50:16.080 --> 0:50:18.600
<v Speaker 1>would look like g U I L L E R

0:50:18.960 --> 0:50:22.279
<v Speaker 1>like Guillermo. Right, but you should know the guys on

0:50:22.320 --> 0:50:23.960
<v Speaker 1>the team for a few years. Let's listen to what

0:50:24.000 --> 0:50:29.880
<v Speaker 1>how she pronounced all right? Back to the madre or

0:50:33.560 --> 0:50:36.000
<v Speaker 1>went to for four. They both got it wrong. No,

0:50:36.160 --> 0:50:40.080
<v Speaker 1>he corrected her. He said me, you said Guillermo. What

0:50:40.600 --> 0:50:42.520
<v Speaker 1>you said, I'll tell you what I said, Guamo. I'm

0:50:42.560 --> 0:50:45.319
<v Speaker 1>sorry I said Gillermo because the next clip somebody calls

0:50:45.400 --> 0:50:48.160
<v Speaker 1>him Guermo. I'm sorry, it's me. It is Luis Giorme.

0:50:48.239 --> 0:50:52.360
<v Speaker 1>I apologize. I brave farted deck to show right here. Well, no,

0:50:52.480 --> 0:50:55.120
<v Speaker 1>but I'm looking at if you could scre up, you're right,

0:50:55.160 --> 0:50:57.200
<v Speaker 1>but I'm looking at my notes right here, and it

0:50:57.239 --> 0:51:00.680
<v Speaker 1>says Guermo. Giermo gearme on my on my computer right.

0:51:01.080 --> 0:51:03.400
<v Speaker 1>So I was okay. So the point was he's on

0:51:03.440 --> 0:51:05.399
<v Speaker 1>the team. It was as if she had never heard

0:51:05.400 --> 0:51:12.400
<v Speaker 1>his name before. Never his name. No, what I got Pat? Oh,

0:51:12.480 --> 0:51:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Pat vi Linka. Let me tell you about Pat vi Linka.

0:51:15.440 --> 0:51:18.839
<v Speaker 1>So the Mets bring up a third string catcher, not

0:51:18.880 --> 0:51:21.200
<v Speaker 1>known for his hitting, never heard of him. He's not

0:51:21.239 --> 0:51:23.920
<v Speaker 1>a top prospect, kind of an unusual looking guy with

0:51:23.960 --> 0:51:27.879
<v Speaker 1>glasses and a beard. And he gets up I think

0:51:27.880 --> 0:51:31.840
<v Speaker 1>his first game. He hasn't every major league hits basses loaded,

0:51:32.440 --> 0:51:34.920
<v Speaker 1>and he swings as hard as he can. The ball

0:51:34.960 --> 0:51:38.560
<v Speaker 1>goes about twenty ft, little squibber, and he wins the game,

0:51:39.200 --> 0:51:41.080
<v Speaker 1>he's save it for wins the game. He's a hero.

0:51:41.880 --> 0:51:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Right the next night, if I remember correctly, because a

0:51:46.160 --> 0:51:49.200
<v Speaker 1>few weeks ago, he walks with the bases loaded, wins

0:51:49.239 --> 0:51:52.719
<v Speaker 1>the game. He's the game winning guy, the hero. Two

0:51:52.800 --> 0:51:55.120
<v Speaker 1>games in a row, he said, nobody hasn't had a

0:51:55.160 --> 0:51:59.520
<v Speaker 1>lot of major league experience, right, Okay, So, so play

0:51:59.560 --> 0:52:03.520
<v Speaker 1>the clip of them talking about him. The right center

0:52:03.600 --> 0:52:06.840
<v Speaker 1>field that falls in there, Kevin Polar racing in the

0:52:06.880 --> 0:52:09.359
<v Speaker 1>Mets came back, they tie the game at two and two,

0:52:09.400 --> 0:52:13.400
<v Speaker 1>and then moments ago Pat Laka Mr fielder's choice hangs

0:52:13.440 --> 0:52:18.200
<v Speaker 1>in there and the bad here coming. Bar Okay, So

0:52:18.280 --> 0:52:20.680
<v Speaker 1>that there's a clip he's very excited about Pat Vilenka.

0:52:21.440 --> 0:52:28.200
<v Speaker 1>The problem is his name is Meskas. M hmm, Okay,

0:52:28.280 --> 0:52:30.480
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm saying the guy's name is Pat Mezkis.

0:52:30.680 --> 0:52:33.560
<v Speaker 1>It's not Ka. No, he kept calling Vilnka. It isn't

0:52:33.560 --> 0:52:38.040
<v Speaker 1>even close to Meskas. Where where do the Mets came there?

0:52:38.080 --> 0:52:45.799
<v Speaker 1>Announcers these days, Volinka, I really do feel that a

0:52:45.880 --> 0:52:49.960
<v Speaker 1>prerequisite of being a Mets announcer would be knowing how

0:52:50.000 --> 0:52:53.400
<v Speaker 1>to pronounce and knowing the names of everyone on the team. Okay,

0:52:53.440 --> 0:52:55.680
<v Speaker 1>but again, that wasn't a lot. I mean everyone else listening.

0:52:56.440 --> 0:52:59.320
<v Speaker 1>People listening didn't get it, but you corrected it and

0:52:59.360 --> 0:53:02.399
<v Speaker 1>you understand understand it. Now Muzik is right, but they're

0:53:02.400 --> 0:53:05.000
<v Speaker 1>not also not working for the Mets, so right there. Okay,

0:53:05.000 --> 0:53:07.200
<v Speaker 1>so that that guy also works for the Mets network.

0:53:07.400 --> 0:53:10.160
<v Speaker 1>He's doing the highlights after the game. It wasn't live,

0:53:10.560 --> 0:53:13.000
<v Speaker 1>which means he's reading it off teleprompter where somebody typed

0:53:13.040 --> 0:53:16.279
<v Speaker 1>in Velinka, Okay, what's the next clip? I got back

0:53:16.320 --> 0:53:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Sync and we're done. No, I sent you more than that.

0:53:19.640 --> 0:53:21.359
<v Speaker 1>It's all I got. I have all the clips from

0:53:21.440 --> 0:53:23.680
<v Speaker 1>last week. That's all I got for this week is

0:53:23.719 --> 0:53:26.640
<v Speaker 1>back Sync. Let me look at my clips. It doesn't matter,

0:53:27.280 --> 0:53:29.360
<v Speaker 1>it's we got. It's all we got to sink. Here's

0:53:29.400 --> 0:53:32.759
<v Speaker 1>the entertainment reporter talking about the members of back Sync,

0:53:32.800 --> 0:53:36.080
<v Speaker 1>which is two guys some Backstreet Boys and two guys

0:53:36.080 --> 0:53:39.640
<v Speaker 1>from in Sync. Correct, this is the entertainment reporter talking

0:53:39.640 --> 0:53:42.160
<v Speaker 1>about four of the biggest pop stars of the past

0:53:42.200 --> 0:53:45.719
<v Speaker 1>thirty years. Play the clip tricks on You that is

0:53:45.760 --> 0:53:49.919
<v Speaker 1>in syncs WLANs Bass and Joey Ptode joining the Backstreet Boys,

0:53:50.000 --> 0:53:53.040
<v Speaker 1>Nick Carter and A. J. Blean for that new version

0:53:53.080 --> 0:53:57.280
<v Speaker 1>of in syncs Big hit Bye Bye Bye. Isn't a McClane.

0:53:58.680 --> 0:54:01.759
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna you're splitting hairs, roady, Come on, man, this

0:54:01.840 --> 0:54:03.680
<v Speaker 1>is a waste of time. What are we doing here?

0:54:03.800 --> 0:54:05.680
<v Speaker 1>What are we doing? Let let's edit that one out.

0:54:05.760 --> 0:54:10.280
<v Speaker 1>Let's edit that one out. No, no, okay, it's been edited.

0:54:10.880 --> 0:54:13.839
<v Speaker 1>No stop, dick. I just think that the guy got

0:54:13.920 --> 0:54:15.480
<v Speaker 1>got his name Roy, isn't it. I'm asking you a

0:54:15.520 --> 0:54:19.440
<v Speaker 1>serious question because McLean. It doesn't make it's so close.

0:54:19.560 --> 0:54:22.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm asking what the country thinks it's McClean happens.

0:54:22.640 --> 0:54:25.279
<v Speaker 1>What does he say? He says McLean, I don't know.

0:54:25.880 --> 0:54:28.239
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't but it doesn't matter either way. It's it's

0:54:28.239 --> 0:54:31.200
<v Speaker 1>way too close for us to highlight as a clip.

0:54:31.760 --> 0:54:35.680
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't make sense and delete it. No, well, then

0:54:35.760 --> 0:54:38.239
<v Speaker 1>you're a bigger dick than I am. You sucked me

0:54:38.360 --> 0:54:41.440
<v Speaker 1>last week. I said, I said, edit this out. You're like, okay,

0:54:41.600 --> 0:54:45.200
<v Speaker 1>reading it out? And then you didn't? You dick, or

0:54:45.239 --> 0:54:51.560
<v Speaker 1>even good god? You know, we we have to really

0:54:52.040 --> 0:54:54.239
<v Speaker 1>raise the bar or lower the bar a little bit

0:54:54.280 --> 0:54:59.080
<v Speaker 1>on these clips because it's sometimes it's all interpreted. It's

0:54:59.320 --> 0:55:03.759
<v Speaker 1>interpreting open interpretation. McLean McClean is not okay, it's not like,

0:55:03.800 --> 0:55:06.160
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, he made a mistake. Okay, we shouldn't

0:55:06.160 --> 0:55:09.840
<v Speaker 1>have ended on that one. Then that's too late, pad Vilinka.

0:55:10.800 --> 0:55:14.319
<v Speaker 1>But again that is in either direction. Know who he is.

0:55:14.400 --> 0:55:17.000
<v Speaker 1>The point is his name is Meziki Okaye made a

0:55:17.040 --> 0:55:20.680
<v Speaker 1>mistake on camera. I feel terrible. And Gary Cohen he's

0:55:20.719 --> 0:55:23.799
<v Speaker 1>a long time you know he knows Francisco Lindor is

0:55:24.560 --> 0:55:29.240
<v Speaker 1>Fernando multiple times. Just he's slipped his mind. It happens

0:55:29.239 --> 0:55:31.719
<v Speaker 1>to the best of us. A right now, Sometimes we

0:55:31.800 --> 0:55:34.160
<v Speaker 1>gotta get when you got you famous guys, you like

0:55:34.200 --> 0:55:37.239
<v Speaker 1>to apologize. I'm just saying. I'm just saying sometimes you

0:55:37.239 --> 0:55:38.920
<v Speaker 1>get gotta get people a little bit of a pass.

0:55:39.239 --> 0:55:41.759
<v Speaker 1>All right, it's the pass and nine mistakes that you know.

0:55:42.080 --> 0:55:46.160
<v Speaker 1>It's the Katie. But as of the world that next time,

0:55:46.400 --> 0:55:49.319
<v Speaker 1>all right, Anderson Cooper can get a pass for one

0:55:49.400 --> 0:55:53.799
<v Speaker 1>years one years old. No, you know, his brain said

0:55:53.840 --> 0:55:56.239
<v Speaker 1>one thing, his mouth said another. And that's not the

0:55:56.280 --> 0:55:57.919
<v Speaker 1>only time in his life he said one years old.

0:55:58.000 --> 0:55:59.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go I wanna go on record and say

0:55:59.719 --> 0:56:04.360
<v Speaker 1>that this entire clip segment was all uncalled for. I

0:56:04.400 --> 0:56:06.160
<v Speaker 1>think we didn't have to call these people out for

0:56:06.200 --> 0:56:12.480
<v Speaker 1>their their little minute. Another one. You made the mistake too,

0:56:12.680 --> 0:56:16.200
<v Speaker 1>You made the mistake. Okay, hold on, So if you

0:56:16.239 --> 0:56:18.239
<v Speaker 1>can't get it right, I can get it right. I

0:56:18.360 --> 0:56:24.640
<v Speaker 1>was right, all right, you know what use celebrities? Enough?

0:56:25.280 --> 0:56:28.759
<v Speaker 1>Fair enough. I had an embarrassing moment at a great

0:56:28.760 --> 0:56:32.000
<v Speaker 1>new restaurant. I went to. What happened, Well, so there's

0:56:32.000 --> 0:56:36.479
<v Speaker 1>a new restaurant. It was a location um about half

0:56:36.480 --> 0:56:39.319
<v Speaker 1>hour from my house on a major strip. There used

0:56:39.320 --> 0:56:42.880
<v Speaker 1>to be a place called Chevies, right, yes, Chevy, and

0:56:42.960 --> 0:56:45.600
<v Speaker 1>some people call it Chevis and guess what they wouldn't

0:56:45.640 --> 0:56:48.480
<v Speaker 1>be It was not an outrageous mistake. If they call

0:56:48.560 --> 0:56:52.000
<v Speaker 1>that Chevies, it's Chevys, like the car. That's great. But

0:56:52.040 --> 0:56:54.680
<v Speaker 1>some people call it Chev's. It's okay, Okay, what if

0:56:54.680 --> 0:56:57.359
<v Speaker 1>they call it Reese's Pecs? Now you got to say

0:56:57.560 --> 0:57:00.640
<v Speaker 1>no because it's the guy's name. Okay, Well, Chevy's is

0:57:00.719 --> 0:57:05.239
<v Speaker 1>named after a car. Okay. Anyway, Chevy's burned down. They

0:57:05.239 --> 0:57:08.680
<v Speaker 1>replaced it with a place called Zinberger, which was very good,

0:57:09.160 --> 0:57:10.839
<v Speaker 1>but they got hit by COVID and they went out

0:57:10.840 --> 0:57:13.439
<v Speaker 1>of business or whatever. They went out of business round

0:57:13.600 --> 0:57:16.640
<v Speaker 1>sometime last year. Well, they reopened as a place called

0:57:17.840 --> 0:57:22.600
<v Speaker 1>Timothy's Pub and Grill, or no, let me, let me

0:57:22.640 --> 0:57:26.320
<v Speaker 1>school you. That's called Tommy's Tapping Tavern. And by the way,

0:57:26.400 --> 0:57:29.560
<v Speaker 1>there's five of them, with one being in seabright, another

0:57:29.560 --> 0:57:32.120
<v Speaker 1>one being in free Hold. Yes, I haven't checked out

0:57:32.160 --> 0:57:35.040
<v Speaker 1>the one in Clifton yet. Tommy's Pub and Tavern wasn't

0:57:35.200 --> 0:57:38.440
<v Speaker 1>Tommy's Tapping Tavern. Let's get the clip of Brody's saying pub.

0:57:38.560 --> 0:57:44.400
<v Speaker 1>Hold on a second. Let's let's all right. My point

0:57:44.520 --> 0:57:47.480
<v Speaker 1>is I went there for the first time, to this location.

0:57:47.720 --> 0:57:51.440
<v Speaker 1>What did you think The menu, first of all, is

0:57:51.480 --> 0:57:54.480
<v Speaker 1>almost the size of um It's almost the size of

0:57:54.480 --> 0:57:57.960
<v Speaker 1>the menu of cheesecake factory. It's it's it's huge. When

0:57:58.000 --> 0:58:00.480
<v Speaker 1>thea came over, were just came over. By the way,

0:58:00.480 --> 0:58:04.440
<v Speaker 1>the way to his name is Katie, so I saw.

0:58:04.480 --> 0:58:06.200
<v Speaker 1>I was with my friend Jeff, who does not know

0:58:06.280 --> 0:58:08.560
<v Speaker 1>that Katy babs bit so the wages because my name

0:58:08.600 --> 0:58:11.280
<v Speaker 1>is Katie and it perhaps and nobody else talked about.

0:58:11.840 --> 0:58:15.880
<v Speaker 1>But you entertained yourself. I left so hard. Anyway. She

0:58:16.000 --> 0:58:17.919
<v Speaker 1>was a great waitress. There was no there's no bad

0:58:17.960 --> 0:58:21.600
<v Speaker 1>part of this story. The menu is so long. What

0:58:21.680 --> 0:58:26.800
<v Speaker 1>we ordered on drinks, we ordered an appetize when the

0:58:26.800 --> 0:58:29.680
<v Speaker 1>girl when when Katie came back to the table, I

0:58:29.720 --> 0:58:32.720
<v Speaker 1>wasn't even done reading the salads yet. There's then there's

0:58:32.760 --> 0:58:38.760
<v Speaker 1>like ten twelve burgers, there's fifteen entrees, there's wraps, there's

0:58:38.840 --> 0:58:41.120
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, we had the you know, like bang

0:58:41.200 --> 0:58:46.520
<v Speaker 1>bang firecracker, shrimp and firecracker. It was half columari, half

0:58:46.560 --> 0:58:51.120
<v Speaker 1>shrim and I've had that before. Fantastic. Okay, everything on

0:58:51.160 --> 0:58:55.479
<v Speaker 1>the menu, I would say almost everything, maybe ninety three

0:58:56.200 --> 0:59:01.280
<v Speaker 1>and a half was brody food. It was fun, tasty,

0:59:02.560 --> 0:59:08.760
<v Speaker 1>great combinations of burgers, of chicken, palm, of salads. I

0:59:08.760 --> 0:59:13.440
<v Speaker 1>would eat, wraps, pulled pork, mac and cheese, you name it.

0:59:14.120 --> 0:59:16.880
<v Speaker 1>They had dropped my phone. They had so many things.

0:59:16.920 --> 0:59:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Then the back was all these you could customize pizza

0:59:20.320 --> 0:59:23.320
<v Speaker 1>they had. Uh, it's it's a playground. It is a

0:59:23.360 --> 0:59:26.000
<v Speaker 1>food playground. I didn't think we could get either alive.

0:59:26.760 --> 0:59:29.480
<v Speaker 1>I have not been this excited about a theme restaurant

0:59:29.520 --> 0:59:33.000
<v Speaker 1>in a long time. And Katie was great. The food

0:59:33.080 --> 0:59:35.000
<v Speaker 1>was perfect. This is not a commercial for them, but

0:59:35.120 --> 0:59:36.760
<v Speaker 1>not a commercial. I'm gonna try to get into our

0:59:36.800 --> 0:59:39.560
<v Speaker 1>sponsor because they have several locations, so they've got to

0:59:39.600 --> 0:59:41.640
<v Speaker 1>have some money. Give that name again. Scary not they're

0:59:41.640 --> 0:59:44.280
<v Speaker 1>not a sponsor. Homies tap and tavern and there's enough.

0:59:44.440 --> 0:59:45.840
<v Speaker 1>You gotta go to the one and see bright and

0:59:45.840 --> 0:59:47.840
<v Speaker 1>you gotta go to the one in Freehold both imagine

0:59:47.840 --> 0:59:50.280
<v Speaker 1>they're all the same menus. Yeah, but I know, but

0:59:50.360 --> 0:59:54.240
<v Speaker 1>those get turned up on the get turned I was

0:59:54.240 --> 0:59:58.840
<v Speaker 1>going there to get full Saturday night. They turned into

0:59:58.880 --> 1:00:01.920
<v Speaker 1>like a little mini night ubs. They're awesome. Here's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know if it's their fault or not, because,

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, it was zin Burger and before that

1:00:08.920 --> 1:00:11.520
<v Speaker 1>it was Chevy's right. So they may not have they

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<v Speaker 1>may not have built the bathrooms. So and I think

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<v Speaker 1>I've talked about this before. So you're saying the bathroom

1:00:18.320 --> 1:00:23.080
<v Speaker 1>was from a previous owner, the previous the existing bathrooms,

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<v Speaker 1>they're in the same location. Whether or not they change things,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. So I go into the handicap stalks.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the one that's available. There's somebody near the stolen

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<v Speaker 1>The handicap stole is handicap optional. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>be handicapped to use it. You can it's just there

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<v Speaker 1>in case your hand. Sure, so I go in now

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<v Speaker 1>when you sit on the toilet scared and I think

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<v Speaker 1>I've talked about this before, but who can remember every

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<v Speaker 1>episode besides the slices. Of course? When you sit on

1:00:45.840 --> 1:00:48.880
<v Speaker 1>the toilet, do your knees face forward? Are your feet

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<v Speaker 1>flat on the ground? Do you do a little man

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<v Speaker 1>spreading when your knees go out to the side a

1:00:52.680 --> 1:00:55.920
<v Speaker 1>little bit? Nah? Straight on? Really, see, I like to

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<v Speaker 1>do a little man So I like to spread the

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<v Speaker 1>kneecaps a little bit to get a little little stottle area,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, let the boys breathe. And so to the

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<v Speaker 1>right of me, whether handicap rail was is exactly where

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<v Speaker 1>they put the giant toilet paper dispenser, so that it's

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<v Speaker 1>right up against your leg. There is no You're like

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<v Speaker 1>you're trapped against the toilet paper dispenser. And because you're

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<v Speaker 1>in a handicap stall, I understand why it's normally lower,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's so low the bottom you have to reach

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<v Speaker 1>down underneath to get the toilet paper. You have to

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<v Speaker 1>reach up and under even if you're handicapped. Once you're

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<v Speaker 1>on the toilet, you can reach a little higher up

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<v Speaker 1>right you're sitting is sitting okay. I So I do

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<v Speaker 1>my business and I'm feeling like I'm gonna need a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of the toilet paper. That's where I'm going with this. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we had finished eating, so you finished eating, and to

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<v Speaker 1>make my bed eyesight cost me a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you why in a minute. So I reach under. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't reach under yet. I'm still going right. It's

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<v Speaker 1>one of those perpetuals where you're not finished. Do you

1:02:01.960 --> 1:02:04.479
<v Speaker 1>think you finished, but you're not. And then the somebody

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<v Speaker 1>knocks on the door bo and he's jiggling the door

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<v Speaker 1>like he's trying to open it. I'll go, whoa, whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>someone's in here. He says, I think you're gonna want

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<v Speaker 1>me to come in. I go, what excuse me? He

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<v Speaker 1>bends down and he throws under the under the door

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<v Speaker 1>a giant wheel of toilet paper, and he says, sorry, man,

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<v Speaker 1>normally I leave it open. I went to get toilet paper,

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<v Speaker 1>and you got here before I got back. So there

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<v Speaker 1>was no toilet paper in the giant toilet paper to

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<v Speaker 1>spencer next to me. You hadn't even noticed it. No,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's black plastic. The bottom is so low you

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't see whether there was toilet paper hanging out of

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom or not. So he saved your as literally

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<v Speaker 1>literally saved my ass. So I'm like, holy shit, I said, no,

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<v Speaker 1>punish you. I said, thank you so much. He goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I told you want me to come in at least.

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<v Speaker 1>So whoever that guy was with the with the with

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<v Speaker 1>the with the burgundy shoes, thank you very nice than that.

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<v Speaker 1>What's it? Pizza Boston? What's them? He's tapping tavern Tommy's

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<v Speaker 1>or tavern and taps. It's a bunch of tease. It's

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<v Speaker 1>tap taps and and and whatever it is. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that. I'm not gonna remember the name of it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fantastic, But we don't really have time for email

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<v Speaker 1>this week. But I do have one email that I

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<v Speaker 1>want to get to. I have this ongoing thing where

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<v Speaker 1>I told people they're they'll get some free Brooken Boys

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<v Speaker 1>merch if they could identify, um, you know where this

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<v Speaker 1>comes from. This It was a nineties episode of a

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<v Speaker 1>cartoon where the person said, cur so Kristin Marie so

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<v Speaker 1>excited on all caps in the subject, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>got the answer. This is Chrissie Chrissie Marie Kristen Marie

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<v Speaker 1>from the Face from the Brooken Boys Facebook fan page writes,

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<v Speaker 1>I absolutely love you guys. I'm on episode one, s

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<v Speaker 1>nine and Scary asked again, who said occur from a

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<v Speaker 1>nineties cartoon? Was the answer? Heffer the cow from from

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<v Speaker 1>Rocco's Modern Life. If not, I need to know. It's

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<v Speaker 1>been driving me crazy anyway. I listen to y'all and

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<v Speaker 1>The Big Show every single day. That's Kristin Marie from Athens,

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<v Speaker 1>Alabama from the Facebook fan page. I'm sorry, Christin. The

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<v Speaker 1>answer is no, right, it's a main character on a cartoon.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know. It's not Pete Puma, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the sixties, right, I don't know who this is? What? What? What?

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<v Speaker 1>Just give it up, Just let people know what. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the ear again? It's nineties. But yeah, I wasn't a

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<v Speaker 1>big cartoon guy in the nineties. Tiny Toons was on

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<v Speaker 1>the stop guessing right there, All right, all right, well

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<v Speaker 1>we're just gonna leave it. One day. Somebody's just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's gonna stumble on the episode a year and a

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<v Speaker 1>half from now. Guaranteed they're gonna hear it. And they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna know it, and they're gonna email me and they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna claim they have free Brooklyn Boys March. Speaking of which,

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<v Speaker 1>we have plenty of merch in the merch store. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you haven't seen it, you really got to go

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<v Speaker 1>there because we're like on like page two now of

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<v Speaker 1>of like items. I mean we were we've gotten that many.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. And while you're there,

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<v Speaker 1>said Justin at kick low on Twitter. He sent us

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<v Speaker 1>a picture of his bed. I think it's his bed

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<v Speaker 1>and he's got he's got it looks like his own

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<v Speaker 1>merch store at this point. Um, a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>are buying a lot of merchandise. I don't think anyone

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<v Speaker 1>more than Justin. He's got one, two, three, four, five,

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<v Speaker 1>six says maybe he's one two, seven eight shirts. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a lot of three sweatshirts, two hats, a water bottle,

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<v Speaker 1>and four free gifts. Baby, So God bless you, Justin

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<v Speaker 1>keep it up absolutely all right? Um, yes, I mean listen,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to start wrapping things up and we are

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<v Speaker 1>going away for two weeks. We'll be back in The

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<v Speaker 1>and a Lie twelve with a new episode. Um, we

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<v Speaker 1>encourage everybody, and I know you're gonna go into something else,

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<v Speaker 1>but we encourage you to please please catch up on

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<v Speaker 1>old episodes. Um, listen, that will help keep us up

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<v Speaker 1>in the ratings. Especially why what was it like oneties

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<v Speaker 1>one sixty something the Big ink Stink? Come on? Help

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<v Speaker 1>that episode out? Is that one suffering? The big ink

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<v Speaker 1>Stink is is a little it's trailing a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay your first order? Yeah, all right, Alice, And I've

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<v Speaker 1>teased this and I have to I have to tell

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<v Speaker 1>the sto for it. Okay. So back in March, which

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<v Speaker 1>was Monday, I believe, we got sent home early. It

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<v Speaker 1>was the first day of the officially the pandemic as

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<v Speaker 1>far as our company was concerned. And they said, that's

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<v Speaker 1>say everybody got home. If you're not essential, get out.

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<v Speaker 1>And so we all left together, Scary, Nate from the

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<v Speaker 1>Big Show me. The three of us left at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time to go to our garage. We all went,

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<v Speaker 1>we talked, and I pulled out of the garage first,

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<v Speaker 1>Nate and Scary right behind me. I got to the

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<v Speaker 1>I may have told the story on the air. I

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<v Speaker 1>got to the first second corner, which is has a

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<v Speaker 1>park on the left. There's no street, just a park,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you can go straight or make a right.

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<v Speaker 1>I came to the stop sign. I stopped, to the

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<v Speaker 1>best of my knowledge, looked around. No one on the

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<v Speaker 1>street barren because of the pandemic. There was no one

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<v Speaker 1>on the street in New York. I may the rice

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<v Speaker 1>signaled and made the right. I signaled, made the next right,

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<v Speaker 1>and I whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo. Who I get pulled

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<v Speaker 1>over A guy in a school in a little three

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<v Speaker 1>wheeler like a box with wheels. Uh, and and say says, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you blew the stop sign. No, I did not blow

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<v Speaker 1>the stop sign. You know, I'm out into that. But

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<v Speaker 1>I said, officer, I I thought I stopped. He says

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<v Speaker 1>it was a rolling stop. So I said, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm terribly sorry. I said, but um, I said, look

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<v Speaker 1>I I it's gonna sound like I played the I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Scary Jones in the in the bar thing. But I said, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not a lawbreaker. Um. My dad was

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<v Speaker 1>a police officer for thirty years in New York. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>for some many of his years, he wrote a scooter.

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<v Speaker 1>He wrote one of these three wheel little boxes that

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<v Speaker 1>he did. I said, did your job? So I have

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<v Speaker 1>nothing but respect, I said, But you know, I I

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<v Speaker 1>came to the light to stop sign. I thought I stopped.

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<v Speaker 1>I may have done the stop. It's okay to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I may have done that. I may have, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>come to like two miles an hour. Nate was right

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<v Speaker 1>behind me. I was I was worried. M you know,

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<v Speaker 1>rerend me. And I said to him, I said, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a little stressed. It's COVID. We don't know at

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<v Speaker 1>that point, nobody knew anything. We didn't know how serious

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<v Speaker 1>it was gonna be. I just was like, if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting sent home and the news reports in Italy and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a little for a little scary, a little right, okay, right,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy's hold on sod. One more thing. I said

1:09:22.160 --> 1:09:24.800
<v Speaker 1>to him. I said, look, I said, I'm a little nervous.

1:09:24.840 --> 1:09:26.720
<v Speaker 1>I said. Plus at the time, a year and a

1:09:26.720 --> 1:09:28.519
<v Speaker 1>half ago, I don't know if you remember this scary.

1:09:28.760 --> 1:09:31.759
<v Speaker 1>My mom had fallen down heart her ankle, and so

1:09:32.560 --> 1:09:37.360
<v Speaker 1>she was getting physical therapy. And you know, with the

1:09:37.400 --> 1:09:40.240
<v Speaker 1>COVID outbreak. My mother's was an advanced age at that

1:09:40.280 --> 1:09:43.400
<v Speaker 1>point she had she couldn't leave the house, right, They're

1:09:43.400 --> 1:09:45.439
<v Speaker 1>like old people gotta stay home. You can't be out right.

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<v Speaker 1>So I said to you, alvious, look, my mom's not

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<v Speaker 1>doing well. I'm the only child. I'm going there today.

1:09:52.040 --> 1:09:53.640
<v Speaker 1>I go there almost every day. I take it to

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<v Speaker 1>her rehab appointment. I take her home. Um. In fact, uh,

1:09:58.360 --> 1:10:00.280
<v Speaker 1>we're trying to get I'm trying to get like rehabit home.

1:10:00.600 --> 1:10:02.960
<v Speaker 1>I said, please, I'm just a very please give me

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<v Speaker 1>a break. And he said, he says, you know, did

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<v Speaker 1>you look around? I said, yeah, I looked. There was

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<v Speaker 1>nobody there. I said. The only person I saw there

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<v Speaker 1>was one guy in the park, but he was on

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<v Speaker 1>the other side of the park, like forty ft away.

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<v Speaker 1>And now I only told him that so he would know.

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<v Speaker 1>When I got to the stops and I looked around,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, it was a guy in a green hooded sweatshirt. Whatever. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>So he comes back. He goes to his car. I figured,

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<v Speaker 1>he's gonna run my license plate to see if it's

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<v Speaker 1>stolen car. It's not. I figured, I'm clear, dad's a cop.

1:10:30.240 --> 1:10:32.559
<v Speaker 1>I gotta help my mom COVID. I'm I'm a little,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, stressed. He goes, I gotta give you a ticket.

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<v Speaker 1>What now, I've never gotten a ticket violation. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>get wait a minute, I have to I'll back up

1:10:41.120 --> 1:10:42.840
<v Speaker 1>in a second. So I said, what do you mean.

1:10:42.960 --> 1:10:45.559
<v Speaker 1>He says, I was gonna let you off as a

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<v Speaker 1>courtesy to your father, and you seem like a good guy.

1:10:48.040 --> 1:10:49.719
<v Speaker 1>But you told me I saw a guy in the park.

1:10:50.400 --> 1:10:53.400
<v Speaker 1>I said, yeah. The guy was fourty feet away. He says, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but he could have had a kid. Kid could have

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<v Speaker 1>run in front of your car. I said, Officer, the

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<v Speaker 1>kid would have had a run out a hundred miles

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<v Speaker 1>an hour, and if if he went in front of

1:11:01.280 --> 1:11:03.360
<v Speaker 1>my car at one mile an hour, I think he

1:11:03.360 --> 1:11:05.080
<v Speaker 1>would have been fine. I looked at the point was

1:11:05.120 --> 1:11:07.320
<v Speaker 1>I looked, I'm sorry, because you can fight it in

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<v Speaker 1>court if you want. So it's got postponed a year

1:11:11.240 --> 1:11:13.479
<v Speaker 1>and a half because of COVID, which is why you

1:11:13.520 --> 1:11:18.240
<v Speaker 1>were in Lower Manhattan today for your court date. Right,

1:11:18.400 --> 1:11:20.880
<v Speaker 1>So you have to go into the lobby of the building.

1:11:20.920 --> 1:11:23.080
<v Speaker 1>When I finally got there, and they send you to

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<v Speaker 1>an officer of the court security guard whatever he is.

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<v Speaker 1>He's behind a wall. You go bind the wall and

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<v Speaker 1>he says, A right, let me see your information. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>I go over to that wall and scan the bar

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<v Speaker 1>code with your phone. If you don't know how to

1:11:35.760 --> 1:11:38.040
<v Speaker 1>do it, I'll show you. Well, there's a sign on

1:11:38.080 --> 1:11:40.960
<v Speaker 1>the wall and it's it's a it's a QR code.

1:11:42.120 --> 1:11:44.840
<v Speaker 1>So I said, I don't see a barcode. I wasn't

1:11:44.880 --> 1:11:47.360
<v Speaker 1>being a wise ass. He says, it's right down the wall.

1:11:48.280 --> 1:11:50.960
<v Speaker 1>I said, there's a QR code here. I don't know

1:11:50.960 --> 1:11:52.599
<v Speaker 1>what that is. But you want to scan the bar code?

1:11:53.040 --> 1:11:55.880
<v Speaker 1>So I said, do you mean? Hold on? So I

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<v Speaker 1>part was My part was a lot of people were

1:11:59.320 --> 1:12:02.760
<v Speaker 1>confused and just me. You see the square box with

1:12:02.800 --> 1:12:05.000
<v Speaker 1>the thing in it, everyone knows. They picked out the

1:12:05.000 --> 1:12:09.519
<v Speaker 1>phone and they hit eight pages taped to the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know which one he was playing. Way, the

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<v Speaker 1>point is I went upstairs, right, okay. So now as

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<v Speaker 1>a whole way with a bunch of benches, and I

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<v Speaker 1>had to go into room eight. So I wait my

1:12:17.360 --> 1:12:19.439
<v Speaker 1>turn and go into roommate and there's a clerk working

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<v Speaker 1>behind the counter, very nice lady, and I said, hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a little nervous here. I said, uh, uh, is

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<v Speaker 1>this is this judge? Is he? Uh? Good guy? Says I.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been working with him for years. He's the fairest

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<v Speaker 1>of all the judges. You got lucky, fast of them.

1:12:34.840 --> 1:12:37.360
<v Speaker 1>All right, you got lucky, he said, judge. Blah blah blah.

1:12:37.720 --> 1:12:40.840
<v Speaker 1>He's the best. You should be. Okay, you're a good guy.

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<v Speaker 1>You Okay. So I got in the hall and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sitting with a I don't know, like eight eight guys

1:12:46.680 --> 1:12:49.040
<v Speaker 1>who look guilty and some look innocent. But it's a

1:12:49.040 --> 1:12:50.759
<v Speaker 1>couple of guys. I'm You're sitting out there with twelve

1:12:50.760 --> 1:12:53.479
<v Speaker 1>angry men, the twelve angry men. Yeah, those were the jurors,

1:12:53.479 --> 1:12:57.080
<v Speaker 1>by the way. An So I'm talking to one guy

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<v Speaker 1>and and another guy and like five of them all

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<v Speaker 1>in the same problem. They're all on a bridge of

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<v Speaker 1>Manhattan called the fifty nine Street Bridge of the Queensboro Bridge,

1:13:05.120 --> 1:13:06.680
<v Speaker 1>and they all were caught driving in the H O

1:13:06.760 --> 1:13:10.519
<v Speaker 1>V lane, which you can't do if you're alone. Okay,

1:13:10.680 --> 1:13:12.679
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm thinking to myself, I only saw one police

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<v Speaker 1>officer walk into the room, into the court, into room eight,

1:13:15.760 --> 1:13:17.360
<v Speaker 1>and he had a mask on. I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 1>my guy. And so he turns out he's the guy

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<v Speaker 1>for all of the other people sitting there who all

1:13:23.320 --> 1:13:26.320
<v Speaker 1>got nailed on the Queensboro Bridge. Now, the Queensboro Bridge

1:13:26.360 --> 1:13:28.280
<v Speaker 1>is all the way uptown on the Upper Easton, has

1:13:28.320 --> 1:13:30.200
<v Speaker 1>nothing to do with the district that this cop would

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<v Speaker 1>be working, right, And I'm like, this guy is not

1:13:31.880 --> 1:13:35.240
<v Speaker 1>my guy. Ship you guys not gonna show up here.

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<v Speaker 1>It comes okay. So now that the first guy goes

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<v Speaker 1>in and he's got a little broken English and he's

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<v Speaker 1>trying to explain, and I hear him going, but do

1:13:43.200 --> 1:13:46.000
<v Speaker 1>you know I was in there. They told me right,

1:13:46.400 --> 1:13:49.840
<v Speaker 1>and the copy. The cop is yelling at him, don't

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<v Speaker 1>tell me. That's not an excuse. I know what you did.

1:13:53.280 --> 1:13:55.639
<v Speaker 1>And the judges like, sir, do you have any valid

1:13:55.640 --> 1:13:58.000
<v Speaker 1>proof that blah blah blah and I and we hear

1:13:58.040 --> 1:14:00.400
<v Speaker 1>the yelling like, oh my god, this is supposed to

1:14:00.400 --> 1:14:03.680
<v Speaker 1>be the nice guy. Oh my god. So then the

1:14:03.720 --> 1:14:06.559
<v Speaker 1>second guy goes in and he's getting yelled at the

1:14:06.640 --> 1:14:09.280
<v Speaker 1>cops yelling at him because he's not making any sense.

1:14:09.439 --> 1:14:11.920
<v Speaker 1>And the judges like, you can't come into my courtroom

1:14:12.160 --> 1:14:16.200
<v Speaker 1>and make up this and and fabricate that you have photographs.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not photographs. Don't waste my time. I'm like, oh

1:14:18.120 --> 1:14:21.240
<v Speaker 1>my god, this is the nice guy. Okay. So one

1:14:21.240 --> 1:14:23.720
<v Speaker 1>of the lawyers comes out of room five and he

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<v Speaker 1>sees me on the bench and he sits down across

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<v Speaker 1>and he goes, uh, you in room five. I said no,

1:14:28.960 --> 1:14:30.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm waiting for roommate. He goes, oh, if you're in

1:14:31.040 --> 1:14:33.840
<v Speaker 1>room five, today's your day. I said, why there's a

1:14:33.840 --> 1:14:35.800
<v Speaker 1>little scam. He tells me, because I'm not supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>say anything. But he says that the officer that's that's

1:14:39.600 --> 1:14:45.280
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be in room five today, he's he's um,

1:14:45.360 --> 1:14:48.720
<v Speaker 1>he called out sick today, but he got transferred to

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<v Speaker 1>like upper upper upper Upper Upper Manhattan, like he left

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<v Speaker 1>the NYPD. He's he's gonna be a Westchester comper with

1:14:57.320 --> 1:14:59.920
<v Speaker 1>white plains. He goes, he's got one more week on

1:15:00.000 --> 1:15:01.559
<v Speaker 1>the job here in the city, so you don't give

1:15:01.560 --> 1:15:04.040
<v Speaker 1>a ship. He goes anyone, he goes anyone who wants

1:15:04.080 --> 1:15:06.360
<v Speaker 1>to come in. Just ask for a postponement for two weeks,

1:15:06.640 --> 1:15:08.960
<v Speaker 1>and then he's guaranteed not to come back. And apparently

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<v Speaker 1>if the officer doesn't come back, it's your word against his.

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<v Speaker 1>They dismiss you. It's instant dismissal. Okay, Now, one thing

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't tell you was in Jersey. If you could now,

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<v Speaker 1>I said I had never been pulled over before. Remember

1:15:21.640 --> 1:15:23.720
<v Speaker 1>an old episode. I got pulled over for holding my

1:15:23.720 --> 1:15:26.639
<v Speaker 1>phone because you wouldn't stop texting me. So in New Jersey,

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<v Speaker 1>if you go to court, they let you plea out.

1:15:29.120 --> 1:15:30.960
<v Speaker 1>They'll come up and you go, listen, we're backlogged here.

1:15:31.000 --> 1:15:33.000
<v Speaker 1>Too many people in line. Uh, you want to plead

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<v Speaker 1>guilty to no seatbelt and then they don't give you

1:15:35.200 --> 1:15:37.120
<v Speaker 1>two points and the fine goes down. You're like, yeah,

1:15:37.160 --> 1:15:39.040
<v Speaker 1>no seat belt no problem. You go to the judge.

1:15:39.040 --> 1:15:42.479
<v Speaker 1>He goes, no seatbelt, uh huh yep, and you leave.

1:15:42.560 --> 1:15:44.680
<v Speaker 1>You just pay the ninety bucks whatever you leave. Well,

1:15:44.680 --> 1:15:46.680
<v Speaker 1>in New York they don't do that. They will not

1:15:46.760 --> 1:15:50.280
<v Speaker 1>drop the points. So my violation was like two thirty

1:15:50.320 --> 1:15:53.400
<v Speaker 1>dollars and two points, which means my insurance goes up.

1:15:53.760 --> 1:15:58.080
<v Speaker 1>So I'm sweating bullets at this point, right. So the

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<v Speaker 1>fourth guy goes in, he gets ye all that. Now,

1:16:00.120 --> 1:16:04.600
<v Speaker 1>I had a one o'clock appointment. It's one fifty five, okay,

1:16:04.720 --> 1:16:07.920
<v Speaker 1>I have not seen my guy. My officer, the lawyer

1:16:08.000 --> 1:16:10.240
<v Speaker 1>I was talking to. He says, hey, man, it's almost

1:16:10.240 --> 1:16:12.880
<v Speaker 1>two o'clock. If this guy doesn't show up by two

1:16:12.920 --> 1:16:15.720
<v Speaker 1>o'clock unless he called out sick and the judge is

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<v Speaker 1>aware of it, you're good to go. So I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is fantastic. I'm good to go. Well, I hear Brodie.

1:16:24.040 --> 1:16:28.000
<v Speaker 1>So I go in the room and the officer is

1:16:28.040 --> 1:16:31.000
<v Speaker 1>now not wearing his mask, and I realized it's my guy.

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<v Speaker 1>All fuck, So I go, hi, officers, nice to see again,

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<v Speaker 1>Hey how are you? And the judge says, oh, welcome,

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Brodie. Stand over here, and he says, say your

1:16:41.760 --> 1:16:43.479
<v Speaker 1>name your birthday, the whole thing. He says, do you

1:16:43.479 --> 1:16:46.360
<v Speaker 1>have any paperwork you'd like to submit? And now I

1:16:46.400 --> 1:16:48.760
<v Speaker 1>have a whole speech prepared. Scary. I've been rehearsing my

1:16:48.800 --> 1:16:52.040
<v Speaker 1>speech about my father and I came to a stop.

1:16:52.080 --> 1:16:54.200
<v Speaker 1>I worked around the guy in the park. I got

1:16:54.240 --> 1:16:58.240
<v Speaker 1>the whole thing memorized right, and I brought my mom

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<v Speaker 1>had a print out of her re have schedule right,

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<v Speaker 1>all the dates she had rehabed, trying to make her

1:17:03.640 --> 1:17:06.040
<v Speaker 1>go to rehab. She said no, no, no, So I

1:17:06.080 --> 1:17:07.400
<v Speaker 1>said to the guy, look, it was the first day

1:17:07.400 --> 1:17:10.400
<v Speaker 1>of the pandemic. Everyone, I tell little Frazzle whatever I said.

1:17:10.439 --> 1:17:13.640
<v Speaker 1>In plus, I was my mother's only caregiver and she

1:17:13.720 --> 1:17:16.360
<v Speaker 1>was going in home rehab, and she had a couple

1:17:16.360 --> 1:17:18.320
<v Speaker 1>of rehab appointments I had to take her to, and

1:17:18.400 --> 1:17:20.360
<v Speaker 1>every day after work I would drive to her house,

1:17:20.560 --> 1:17:23.360
<v Speaker 1>bring her groceries, bring her food. She couldn't leave the house.

1:17:23.400 --> 1:17:25.760
<v Speaker 1>I was her only caregiver, and I was terrified if

1:17:25.760 --> 1:17:27.560
<v Speaker 1>I got sick, I wouldn't be able to see my

1:17:27.600 --> 1:17:31.080
<v Speaker 1>own mother. So he says to the officer, is that

1:17:31.200 --> 1:17:33.200
<v Speaker 1>is that true? So he says, well, yeah, he did

1:17:33.280 --> 1:17:36.439
<v Speaker 1>mention his mother was not well, but it was after

1:17:36.479 --> 1:17:38.519
<v Speaker 1>I gave the ticket, which is not true. I told

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<v Speaker 1>him right away, he says. So he says, all right,

1:17:41.160 --> 1:17:47.040
<v Speaker 1>all off, sir, are you prepared to testify? And he says, listen, um, look,

1:17:47.080 --> 1:17:48.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to. I don't want this. I don't

1:17:48.920 --> 1:17:51.720
<v Speaker 1>want to punish this guy's helping his mom, you know.

1:17:51.920 --> 1:17:55.479
<v Speaker 1>And the judge looks at the paperwork he says. He says,

1:17:55.520 --> 1:17:57.519
<v Speaker 1>you know, she didn't have a rehab appointment that day,

1:17:57.560 --> 1:17:59.519
<v Speaker 1>but you were taken care of her, right yep, every

1:17:59.600 --> 1:18:02.000
<v Speaker 1>day I take care of her, officer, Are you prepared

1:18:02.040 --> 1:18:05.479
<v Speaker 1>to testify us to what happened that day? Yeah, she's uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I I'd rather not. Alright, not guilty boom.

1:18:12.840 --> 1:18:15.920
<v Speaker 1>But you know what, he knew you were David Brody

1:18:16.000 --> 1:18:20.640
<v Speaker 1>for the Elvis to Ran Morning show, Garret. We didn't know.

1:18:20.720 --> 1:18:23.559
<v Speaker 1>He didn't because I said to him, I said, oh,

1:18:23.600 --> 1:18:25.800
<v Speaker 1>we're big fans of your precinct, because you know there's

1:18:25.800 --> 1:18:27.920
<v Speaker 1>a precinct right by our station. I said, you know,

1:18:28.000 --> 1:18:31.280
<v Speaker 1>you know, I said precinct. He knew. No. No, he goes, well,

1:18:31.320 --> 1:18:33.479
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that means because I'm not from there.

1:18:33.760 --> 1:18:36.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm a roving traffic guy. So they put him wherever

1:18:36.760 --> 1:18:38.320
<v Speaker 1>they they want to do, like a traffic like a

1:18:38.360 --> 1:18:41.040
<v Speaker 1>hot spot, like a trap matter. He's a trapnee in

1:18:41.320 --> 1:18:44.800
<v Speaker 1>vehicle twelve hours a day, listening tour. He was a

1:18:44.840 --> 1:18:48.040
<v Speaker 1>good guy. They let me off because I listen. I'm

1:18:48.080 --> 1:18:50.680
<v Speaker 1>glad I brought this the physical therapy schedule because I

1:18:50.720 --> 1:18:53.320
<v Speaker 1>was able to prove that she was in physical therapy.

1:18:53.840 --> 1:18:56.360
<v Speaker 1>And I said, you know whatever, he's like, but you

1:18:56.400 --> 1:18:58.320
<v Speaker 1>should have seen the game was so nice. So I

1:18:58.400 --> 1:19:02.360
<v Speaker 1>was like, officer, not in respect nothing. You guys love it.

1:19:02.800 --> 1:19:05.080
<v Speaker 1>I said, Judge, you're the best. And then the clerk,

1:19:05.120 --> 1:19:06.759
<v Speaker 1>the woman who told me he was the fairest judge,

1:19:07.120 --> 1:19:09.679
<v Speaker 1>She hands me my my release papers and she fist

1:19:09.680 --> 1:19:13.439
<v Speaker 1>bumps me. She goes, I told you. Everybody else got

1:19:13.520 --> 1:19:18.920
<v Speaker 1>yelled at everybody else. It was your lucky day. I

1:19:19.000 --> 1:19:21.200
<v Speaker 1>was sitting in the hole. It was like watching people

1:19:21.240 --> 1:19:23.240
<v Speaker 1>get killed, like going into a room and have their

1:19:23.240 --> 1:19:25.280
<v Speaker 1>hands cut off. Like the third guy got yelled at

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<v Speaker 1>in The fourth guy was like, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>go in there, grace. Guys are going to clear up.

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<v Speaker 1>Put on a happy thing. Oh my god, not guilty,

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<v Speaker 1>not guilty. You can't. You can't trap me in the car.

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<v Speaker 1>I can handle myself because you're from broken. Nice see

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<v Speaker 1>you in three weeks.