WEBVTT - The Inventing Heiress with Nicole Byer

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<v Speaker 1>Scaled, Come Robbaby and Frill Scared, Come.

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<v Speaker 2>Robby and froll Cab Goddess. What's Popping? Congregation is Schagirl

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<v Speaker 2>Lacy mostly aka scam Goddess and Guys, I'm so I

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<v Speaker 2>always say what do we say? Say it with me?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so excited for today's guests, but for real, y'all, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the first time that we've had a repeat guest.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh the one the only I think for the whole season,

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<v Speaker 2>this will be the only repeat guest. Guys. She is

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<v Speaker 2>the Emmy nominated hilarious queen, one of the amazing hosts

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<v Speaker 2>of Nailed It. You love her podcast, Why Won't You

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<v Speaker 2>Date Me? You love her podcast best Friends, you love

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<v Speaker 2>her and everything that you freaking see. This is Nicole

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<v Speaker 2>Byer Guys, what's up, Nicole Lazy?

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<v Speaker 3>What a beautiful intro. And I love that you tell

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<v Speaker 3>people to say things with you because I would love

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<v Speaker 3>to see someone like in their car just being like

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<v Speaker 3>just talking with you, feeling themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it, right. I feel like, especially now, podcasts

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<v Speaker 2>are like you're just kind of talking to yourself, So

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to feel like I'm talking back, like

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<v Speaker 2>what did I say y'all so crazy. We would just

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<v Speaker 2>had a moment, so y'all get to keep that. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>we've talked about scams, Nicole and your relationship with scams,

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<v Speaker 2>and yes, yes, yes we talked. I remember you telling

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<v Speaker 2>me that you've you've fallen for some scams, right, have

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<v Speaker 2>I fallen?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if I fall I scammed. We talked

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<v Speaker 3>about me scamming my dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Ohkay, yeah, we did talk about you scamming your dad.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a scam that you fell for.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I was wrong, Maybe I was wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I don't remember, and I'm trying to rack my brain,

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<v Speaker 3>but I mean, I just bought a shitty bike from

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<v Speaker 3>a shitty company, and I think that that was a

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<v Speaker 3>fucking scam bikebury dot com. I got very drunk and

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<v Speaker 3>was googling bikes and you know, they paid for those

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<v Speaker 3>ads to pop up first, so I clicked on that

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<v Speaker 3>paid for ad. I found this purple bike that like

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<v Speaker 3>said it was a cruiser, But then I got it

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<v Speaker 3>there was a hole in it. So then I took

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<v Speaker 3>a picture there was a hole in the box, and

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<v Speaker 3>I sent that picture to the company and they were like, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 3>the thing that's poking through the box was there just

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<v Speaker 3>in case there was damage to the box during shipping.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, well, I don't know if I really want

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<v Speaker 3>to open the bike and like figure out other stuff

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<v Speaker 3>wrong with it. And they were like all right, and

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<v Speaker 3>you know, bat on me for not reading their return

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<v Speaker 3>policy where it's like you paid for the ship and back.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how much shipping is for a fucking

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<v Speaker 3>bike on my set. You know, it's probably probably it's

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<v Speaker 3>a heavy it's like seventy I don't know, not seventy pounds,

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<v Speaker 3>sixty pounds, forty pounds, I don't know. And then you

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<v Speaker 3>pay like a fifteen percent restocking fee. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>so I'm still gonna be out like fifty sixty maybe

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<v Speaker 3>eighty on this two hundred dollars bike. I might as

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<v Speaker 3>well just put it together. Put it together. This thing

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<v Speaker 3>is so fucking janky, like the gears just twist around.

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<v Speaker 3>And I didn't put it together. I can't do that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a man, did you put it together? I

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<v Speaker 2>was about to be like, okay, this is that. That

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<v Speaker 2>was the scam right there.

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<v Speaker 3>You put the bike together, had a man put it together,

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<v Speaker 3>and he was like he followed the directions to a

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<v Speaker 3>tea and we could like the gears just spin. It

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<v Speaker 3>is such a shitty bike. So then I post about

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<v Speaker 3>how shitty it was and they're like, well, we started

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<v Speaker 3>a return for you, and I was like, yeah, but

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<v Speaker 3>I also told you I was gonna open it and

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<v Speaker 3>see how it was. And I opened it and this

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<v Speaker 3>is a piece of shit bike. I'm very entitled to

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<v Speaker 3>that opinion. And I'm like, so now you want me

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<v Speaker 3>to disassemble it, put this fucking shitty ass bike back

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<v Speaker 3>in the box. You want me to pay fifteen percent? No,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just gonna donate it. Jacobaizaki was like, you should

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<v Speaker 3>donate it, and I was like, oh, yes, so I

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<v Speaker 3>might be able to use the frame because the frame

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<v Speaker 3>isn't bad.

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<v Speaker 2>The wheels are bad, the handles are bad. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>you were saying you're gonna donated to a place where

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<v Speaker 2>it was like gonna be some little keyd riding this

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<v Speaker 2>junky ass bike. I'm like to go that right.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine I donated to like kids and need a bike

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<v Speaker 3>and then they die on this Bikeberry dot Com bike.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I feel like a bike is something that most

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<v Speaker 2>people buy in person. Am I crazy? I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>this is very ambitious of you to like buy a

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<v Speaker 2>not a do it yourself bike.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I know. It was very ambitious. I thought

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<v Speaker 3>I was getting a good deal. But you get what

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<v Speaker 3>you pay for. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>John was like.

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<v Speaker 3>My roommate was like, yeah, you have to go sit

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<v Speaker 3>on the bike and see it in person.

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<v Speaker 2>I suck.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I give up, I'll go I'll go sit

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<v Speaker 3>on a bike another day.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's the right choice, because look, I won't

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<v Speaker 2>even do a sour dough starter. So you are very brave.

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<v Speaker 2>You are very brave to buy a whole bike in

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<v Speaker 2>a box. It's my bike and a box. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>bike and my box. Oh goodness. Let's get into what's

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<v Speaker 2>hot and fraud. I need to name Nicole for this person.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm. This person probably identifies as a woman, but

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care. You can it can be any name

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<v Speaker 2>you want in the world. Okay. I love that you're

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<v Speaker 2>really giving this a lot of thought.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you just just a name, just a name for

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<v Speaker 3>a person. Okay, let's call her Teresa. What a basic name?

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<v Speaker 3>You did all that, I think all that time, and

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<v Speaker 3>I came up with Teresa. No, she'll sh Shamika. That's

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<v Speaker 3>my cousin.

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<v Speaker 2>I like, I know some Shamika's. They're nice, most of them.

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<v Speaker 2>They can fight. Can your cousin fight? Does she does?

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<v Speaker 2>She look like you can fight.

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<v Speaker 3>I think Shamika could take you on on a fight.

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<v Speaker 2>She's tall.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Okay, she's a tall woman.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never met a Shamika that couldn't fight, so that

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<v Speaker 2>that's just something they're skilled that. Okay, it's not the

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<v Speaker 2>wrong with that. So Shamika says, I did this scam

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<v Speaker 2>a decade ago when I was a young, broke adult

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<v Speaker 2>and it worked out well at the time. Okay, she says,

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<v Speaker 2>in my state home state of Montana, Smika. Okay, Shemika

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<v Speaker 2>is definitely white. I just looked at the Google photos

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<v Speaker 2>said also, she said my homestate of Montana, and that

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<v Speaker 2>made me shoot my eyes back up to the photo

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<v Speaker 2>because I was like, yeah, is there black in Montana.

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<v Speaker 3>I went to Billings, Montana once, and to get to Billings, Montana,

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<v Speaker 3>I think I flew to whatever their capital is or

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<v Speaker 3>whatever their big city is, and then got on the

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<v Speaker 3>tiniest fucking plane to get to Billings and the black

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<v Speaker 3>flight attendant looked at me as I got on the

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<v Speaker 3>plane and said honey, you going to the right place.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, well, if she's asking, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I got there and I was like, m now

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<v Speaker 3>I know why she was.

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<v Speaker 2>She was worried about me. She started smiling and the

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<v Speaker 2>tears came. Yes. She was like no, no, no, no

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<v Speaker 2>no yes, she was no, no, no, Get get off

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<v Speaker 2>the plane, get out. I feel like you went to

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<v Speaker 2>one of those towns where like they have a popular

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<v Speaker 2>sign and then it like goes up when you get there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, uh huh, I goes right back down when I

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<v Speaker 3>left the next day.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you there for work or something? Why were you? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>I was doing a show at a college. College shows

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<v Speaker 3>have truly taken me to the wildest, most racist, smallest

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<v Speaker 3>towns I've ever been to.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's funny because they hired you. Correct now, now,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm you are very funny and you're very talented and

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<v Speaker 2>very beautiful and the cole But part of me wonders

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<v Speaker 2>if they hired you because they were like, this is

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<v Speaker 2>our one chance to lay eyes on a black person.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna have to pay them, but they will come.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of campuses are pretty liberal, like you'll be

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<v Speaker 3>smack dab in the middle of like Confederate flag country,

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<v Speaker 3>like I was in Arizona, got off the plane, tons

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<v Speaker 3>of Trump flags. This is in twenty fifteen, and like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, Confederate flags. I saw like a people of

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<v Speaker 3>swastika somewhere and then got to the campus and it

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<v Speaker 3>was like hippy dippy people with like neon hair, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, what the fuck did I do.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so it's like once you crossed over into the college,

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<v Speaker 3>they're like higher learning, We're inclusive, we want to love everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>So but also maybe it is just to see a

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<v Speaker 3>black one one time.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure it was because you're very funny, but also

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure afterwards they were like, Wow, that's what it's like, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>a black person. Oh my god. Did you do meet

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<v Speaker 2>in person?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I usually do meet. They got to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 2>They did. They did.

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<v Speaker 3>In one college, a woman gave me lotion and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, is this a dig?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, am I?

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I'm notoriously ashy. I always post pictures and

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<v Speaker 3>I look so ashy. And it was a white lady

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, oh no, if they know, no,

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<v Speaker 3>not if they know.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, white people don't know about ashness. They don't know

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<v Speaker 2>about it, but I will say that Jaquith says that

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<v Speaker 2>it's racist when people don't have lotion in the bathroom

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<v Speaker 2>because black people need lotion after they wash their hands.

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<v Speaker 2>So maybe maybe she was just trying to help you out.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe maybe she was. She was like, there's no lotion

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<v Speaker 3>in Billings, Montana. Not one Walmart carries a single drop

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<v Speaker 3>of lotion.

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<v Speaker 2>White people do need lotion. They do, but they don't

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<v Speaker 2>know that they need it. Oh you know what, now

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<v Speaker 2>it's their chance, y'all lotion. Everybody needs it? Yes, everybody. Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>here's the indication. Okay, I think this is gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>indicative if she was being shady. Was it like a fragrant,

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<v Speaker 2>like a nice lotion or did she give you some jargons?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was actually very nice lotion. I cannot say

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<v Speaker 3>the name of the company. I've been laughed at before.

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<v Speaker 3>Leoctane lost Oh my.

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<v Speaker 2>God, yep, no, no, no, no, listen. I didn't know either.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a boyfriend in college and he spoke fluent

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<v Speaker 2>French and one time I was like, oh, I love

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<v Speaker 2>Octane was.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, luxititumb that's so I'll never remember

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<v Speaker 3>that name luxit doom.

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<v Speaker 2>What a treat lux it dom rolls off your tongue

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<v Speaker 2>though you're giving me face, remember it? Well, No, that

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<v Speaker 2>she was trying to flegs. She went and got you

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<v Speaker 2>some good lotion. I think that was a shade. That

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<v Speaker 2>was a shade.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, she was being nice, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>So back to Shamika, who was definitely white. She says,

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<v Speaker 2>in my state of Montana, we have a quit line

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<v Speaker 2>you can call for free anti smoking items like gum

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<v Speaker 2>and patches. I took it upon myself to call the

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<v Speaker 2>quit line and have the short conversation about my smoking habits.

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<v Speaker 2>They agreed to send me the patches, and every two

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<v Speaker 2>weeks I need to have a fifteen minute conversation with

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<v Speaker 2>them to check in on how I'm doing. That's interesting

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<v Speaker 2>to me because it's like, if people want to quit,

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<v Speaker 2>then why do I need to Like they're like, oh, hey, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to quit. So how was this week? How

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<v Speaker 2>many cigarettes did you have? How much to like, how

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<v Speaker 2>much tobacco did you lick on?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>What is this conversation? Lick up? Well, quitting is very hard.

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<v Speaker 3>I've tried to quit smoking, uh no, less than four times,

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<v Speaker 3>ten times one hundred times.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, and it's hard. I will say that I was

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<v Speaker 2>never into smoking cigarettes, but for a four month period,

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<v Speaker 2>I was jeweling like I was a fifteen year old.

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<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, you just puff on them inside. It was

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<v Speaker 3>that's so wild that you weren't a smoker, but you

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<v Speaker 3>were like, but jewel, I'll do that, tell.

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<v Speaker 2>Me because you know, we do comedy and we'll be

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<v Speaker 2>outside of bars and shit afterwards, and you know, you

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<v Speaker 2>have a few drinks and then people would be like

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<v Speaker 2>jeweling and I'd be like, sometimes back in the day,

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<v Speaker 2>I would like bum a cigarette. So it wasn't like

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<v Speaker 2>a big deal to like, you know, do that. So

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, shuel. Then I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not sanitary, just like puff someone else's jewel. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>just go grab my own for whenever. And then I

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<v Speaker 2>meg up and the call, I kid, you not jewel

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<v Speaker 2>pods everywhere like fucking chargers everywhere. And I didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>when I had become this person. I had a jewel

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<v Speaker 2>charger in my car, so I really plug it in

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<v Speaker 2>my car and keep the jewel charged all day. I

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<v Speaker 2>had no idea idea that I was so ridiculously addicted

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<v Speaker 2>to it.

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<v Speaker 3>So the commercials are real when there's a team that's

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<v Speaker 3>like it started with one puff and next thing I

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<v Speaker 3>knew my life revolved around jewel.

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<v Speaker 2>I was sucking dick for jewel, like it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, that's when times it was rough, when you

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<v Speaker 3>were sucking dick for a cigarette or a jewel.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not cheap either, And those pods are not cheap.

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<v Speaker 2>How much are those pods? Those pods? Depending on what

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<v Speaker 2>story you're going to, some stores will really rip you

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<v Speaker 2>off and they'll be like thirty five for a four pack, yam,

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<v Speaker 2>and then some places it's twenty seven for a four pack.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn. You know, I missed the days where you could

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<v Speaker 3>share a cigarette with a friend or drink after a friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Never again, Never again.

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<v Speaker 3>We was fucking nasty now, like you know, like now

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<v Speaker 3>that I think about it, like I kind of like

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<v Speaker 3>wearing a mask, especially like working, because like people get

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<v Speaker 3>so close to you, to mike you, and now it's

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<v Speaker 3>so nice that like we're not breathing on each other.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's great. I also think it's a wake

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<v Speaker 2>up call to people who had hot ass bread and

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<v Speaker 2>we can never tell people that they breath hot, Like

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<v Speaker 2>can we normalize telling people that their breath as hot

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<v Speaker 2>as fuck, because there's people sending my eyelashes off and

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<v Speaker 2>now I know they gotta smell that. They gotta have

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<v Speaker 2>it own, not just right back up.

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<v Speaker 3>And there I was at a protest and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh no, I think I have bad breath. And then

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<v Speaker 3>so she was like, did you wash? When's the last

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<v Speaker 3>time you washed your mask? And I was like wash.

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<v Speaker 2>But now I'm in it. I'm in the game. I

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<v Speaker 2>realize it's like.

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<v Speaker 3>Clothing, you gotta wash it every couple of days.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm in it. Yes, I've had I've had to

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<v Speaker 2>go out with a funky mask once or twice and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, this is fucking torture. Just it's awful scarce.

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<v Speaker 1>God.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so, oh my god, I've never admitted. Am

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<v Speaker 2>I gonna maybe I'll cut that out. About the duel thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I'm ready to tell you guys

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<v Speaker 2>that I was doing that, but I was, I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I'll be honest. I mean, you don't have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't do juil. You don't want the information out there.

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<v Speaker 3>I rarely talk about smoking because people look down on

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<v Speaker 3>you so much and they're like, just quit it's not good.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, you don't think I know we're in

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<v Speaker 3>a pandemic and I'm hiding in my house because I'm

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<v Speaker 3>more susceptible.

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<v Speaker 2>To like I have bad lungs. I know, I know

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<v Speaker 2>what I've been doing, right, And it's like and people,

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<v Speaker 2>but that's what Maybe this will be a cautionary tale

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<v Speaker 2>for someone out there. Guys, don't jewel. Don't jewel, it's bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't jewel. Don't start. Don't start, No for real, don't start.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like I had to learn how to smoke. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not an inherent smoker, so I would like sit in

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<v Speaker 3>my garage and like inhale and then cough and then

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<v Speaker 3>slowly inhale halfway hold the other half in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>It was why for what?

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<v Speaker 3>And now it's you know, twenty dollars every couple days,

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<v Speaker 3>just so I can get my little fixed.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's a thank you, Big Tobacco. That's a scam, right, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>the biggest, one of the biggest. It's crazy that Big

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<v Speaker 2>Tobacco also pays for all the ads that warn you

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<v Speaker 2>about cigarettes. Because that's like doy, that's like they're rule,

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<v Speaker 2>like there are a thing with the government is like

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<v Speaker 2>Philip Morris, like they have to pay for those ads.

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<v Speaker 2>They pay for the truth. Yes, with the little black

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<v Speaker 2>kids like I would never smoke because I can't let

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<v Speaker 2>my hood down. And now we about to dance play basketball?

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<v Speaker 2>Why are those commercials like that.

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<v Speaker 3>That? I mean, yeah, black commercials. Sometimes I'm like, who

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<v Speaker 3>did this? Was it a black person or is this

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<v Speaker 3>a white person projecting what they think black culture is.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to see a TV show where you

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<v Speaker 2>can very much tell where everyone on it was white

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<v Speaker 2>who was writing for the black people? I highly recommend

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<v Speaker 2>In the Dark. I think that's what it's called on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the show about the blind woman who becomes a detective.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't even.

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<v Speaker 3>Sound right, but I'm not being ablest, but maybe I

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<v Speaker 3>am being ablest.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that would be just a real uphill.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad it is, and that's why the show was fun

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<v Speaker 2>to watch, because you're watching her like she's impressive, but

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<v Speaker 2>then she she saw in the murder of her her

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<v Speaker 2>little black friend who saved her once from a mugging.

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<v Speaker 2>But he's a drug dealer. But like he's clearly a

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<v Speaker 2>British actor and the whole thing is written by white people.

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<v Speaker 2>You can just tell that they never they'd never heard

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<v Speaker 2>of drug dealers before they did. They probably watched the

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<v Speaker 2>wire a little bit, and we're like, I can do that.

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<v Speaker 3>I once did a McDonald's commercial where McDonald's, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>perhaps to them, they have a whole website four black people.

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<v Speaker 3>It's called McDonald's three sixty five and they and it's

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<v Speaker 3>like they talk about black history all year round.

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<v Speaker 2>But I that's.

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<v Speaker 3>How, you know. But I did this voiceover. It was

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<v Speaker 3>me and uh two or three other black women, and

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<v Speaker 3>I don't remember if I had auditioned for it, but

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<v Speaker 3>they were like, all right, let's go for it. And

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<v Speaker 3>my line was don't steal my French fries. So I

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<v Speaker 3>said don't steal my French fries, and they were like

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<v Speaker 3>can you? And then I was like, sass it up.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the other women laughed and I was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't steal my French fries.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the other women sounded just like me, and

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<v Speaker 3>they were like a girl, that's my call.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna keep it in a French fry year.

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<v Speaker 3>And then after all three of us did it like that,

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<v Speaker 3>the whoever, I guess it was, whoever, like the producers

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever, the buyers were like, Okay, let's just go

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<v Speaker 3>back to your normal voices. And I was like point made.

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<v Speaker 3>I like, I love that we made that point because

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<v Speaker 3>it was like, if you want a minstrel show, that's

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<v Speaker 3>what you can have, or you can have like just

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<v Speaker 3>three black women talking.

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<v Speaker 2>It was why I'm gonna take that with me because

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<v Speaker 2>that is an excellent wage. Not who's also like, why

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<v Speaker 2>are the lines like y'all getting robbed? Your bet don't?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I know you, like what why are you getting

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<v Speaker 2>robbed in this commercial?

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<v Speaker 3>So sheher has a pretty good joke about it. I

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<v Speaker 3>can't remember. It was like the Black Blinds to Go

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<v Speaker 3>where it was like.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't see in my house.

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<v Speaker 3>It was based on a commercial. And then I have

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<v Speaker 3>a joke about McDonald's and how my god. Sometimes they're

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<v Speaker 3>just like my baby daddy took me to get a

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<v Speaker 3>mc rib and I was like they both back and

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<v Speaker 3>You're like.

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<v Speaker 2>What fu fuck they go back.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm leaving.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm leaving. I have to go home, and I'm at home,

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<v Speaker 2>So guys, what a wild tangent. But to wrap up

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<v Speaker 2>Shamika White Shamika's letter, uh huh. White Shamika says after

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<v Speaker 2>she would have her conversations where she talked about how

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<v Speaker 2>hard it was, and actually we just talked about how

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<v Speaker 2>hard it is, and so I understand these conversations now.

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<v Speaker 2>She said, I received all three stages of patches, not

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<v Speaker 2>sure how many in total, but as soon as I

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<v Speaker 2>got them, I put them up for sale on eBay,

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<v Speaker 2>and I had no problem selling them for thirty or

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<v Speaker 2>forty dollars a box. I know I made a few

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<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars doing this, and eventually I just ignored their

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<v Speaker 2>calls and quit getting the patches. I'm terrible, signed Shamika.

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<v Speaker 2>Just in case you forgot what we were talking about

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<v Speaker 2>when we went on these tangents. I did Shamika maybe

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<v Speaker 2>never smoked cigarettes, or if she did, she didn't quit,

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<v Speaker 2>or she just called the quit line, got the very

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<v Speaker 2>expensive free quitting materials, and then she went to eBay

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<v Speaker 2>and she slanged them.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I don't knock the hustle.

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't, Shamika. I fucks with you like I think,

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<v Speaker 2>come on in Montana. Yes, get it, Shamika.

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<v Speaker 3>I think Shamika is an entrepreneur.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, she's a what are they calling when you're a

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<v Speaker 2>woman entrepreneur? A entrepreneur. I thought we had a word

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<v Speaker 2>for that, do we were? We just put her in

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<v Speaker 2>it or something? Entrepreneur?

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<v Speaker 3>Entrepreneur truly sounds like something wrong with like a herniated disc.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh disc. Yeah, you're right. It's not very motivating, don't.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't need that one. So this is my favorite

0:20:10.600 --> 0:20:13.320
<v Speaker 2>segment of the show, Historic Hoodwinks, where I will regale

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<v Speaker 2>Emmy nominated Nicole Byer with I just have to sprinkle

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<v Speaker 2>it in like seasoning a.

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<v Speaker 3>Little bit, because honestly, it truly is such a wild thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Who would have thought I would have? Who would have thought?

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<v Speaker 2>Black Queen? I love it. So I'm gonna regale her

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<v Speaker 2>with the Historic Hoodwink and we're just gonna get her

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<v Speaker 2>thoughts and opinions along the way. Today we're talking about

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<v Speaker 2>a man named Jonathan Walton, a producer on American Ninja Warrior.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that show where the athletic people hurt themselves. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and they do an obstacle course, so you watch it

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<v Speaker 2>hoping that they fall. Yes. So he was conned out

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<v Speaker 2>of nearly ninety thousand dollars by his best friend. Gonna

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<v Speaker 2>put that in quotes Mayor Smythe mayor claimed to be

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<v Speaker 2>a royal Irish heiress waiting to inherit five million euros.

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<v Speaker 3>So wait a minute. If I ever met somebody, if

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<v Speaker 3>I ever met somebody who was like, just see you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm an heiress and I'm gonna inherit five million dollars,

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be like, so you good with money?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have to give you shit, right, good, you're

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<v Speaker 2>about to get it. But I'm about to get it though, girl, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I just need the texts and fees.

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<v Speaker 3>No, don't worry about it. You can pay for all

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<v Speaker 3>that once you get your inheritance.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you some things that

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<v Speaker 2>are gonna make more sense as to why maybe this

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<v Speaker 2>worked on him. Okay, So the first time that Jonathan,

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<v Speaker 2>who was forty five, met this woman who became his

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<v Speaker 2>best friend and turned into his worst enemy, obviously, she

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<v Speaker 2>was offering to help with his building's pool. So Walton

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<v Speaker 2>lived in a bunker Hill apartment complex in downtown Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 2>Where is bunker Hill here? I don't know where bunker

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<v Speaker 2>Hill is, but it says downtown LA. I don't live

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<v Speaker 2>down there, so it says they lost access to their

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<v Speaker 2>stunning pool. Amid a dispute with another building. These are

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<v Speaker 2>a Champagne problems. So we're like, we lost the pool. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you mean to dispute with another building? Y'all

0:22:08.480 --> 0:22:13.480
<v Speaker 2>was fighting that building. I really want to imagine people

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<v Speaker 2>punching brick, but I know that's not what's happening. So

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<v Speaker 2>when Walton, an earnest and animated former news reporter, held

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<v Speaker 2>a meeting about the incident in his living room, about

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<v Speaker 2>thirty people showed up because they're trying to get the

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<v Speaker 2>pool back. Guys, I guess. So that meeting is where

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<v Speaker 2>he met forty something year old woman with jet black

0:22:32.440 --> 0:22:35.359
<v Speaker 2>hair in a pixie cut. Ooh, she's a manic pixie

0:22:35.480 --> 0:22:40.399
<v Speaker 2>dream girl who soon took charge of the conversation. She

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<v Speaker 2>was dressed in pastel colored clothes, shoes that looks high end,

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<v Speaker 2>and she spoke with the slightest trace of an accent,

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<v Speaker 2>which I'm assuming is an Irish accent, which is a

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<v Speaker 2>hard accent to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, did you just like a trace of I would

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<v Speaker 3>think it's harder than just fully getting into it.

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<v Speaker 2>The only think saying I want the pool to come back.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't whoop whoop wood.

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<v Speaker 2>That was really good. That was better than anything I

0:23:08.320 --> 0:23:14.159
<v Speaker 2>could do. I literally went to They're magically delicious, like

0:23:14.280 --> 0:23:15.919
<v Speaker 2>I could never they.

0:23:15.840 --> 0:23:18.000
<v Speaker 3>Stole me like of charms and took away at my pool.

0:23:20.359 --> 0:23:23.679
<v Speaker 2>Well this worked. Also, I feel like he must have

0:23:23.720 --> 0:23:28.080
<v Speaker 2>equated her just casually wearing pastels as someone who's like rich.

0:23:28.400 --> 0:23:30.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think. I don't see a lot of people,

0:23:30.480 --> 0:23:33.320
<v Speaker 2>just like unless you're at Coachella, you don't just see

0:23:33.320 --> 0:23:35.879
<v Speaker 2>people who are walking around in full past not like

0:23:36.320 --> 0:23:37.760
<v Speaker 2>head to toe in pastel.

0:23:38.280 --> 0:23:41.320
<v Speaker 3>But now I'm thinking about maybe I gotta get more

0:23:41.320 --> 0:23:42.359
<v Speaker 3>pastel in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Right? Is that how I shall people?

0:23:43.640 --> 0:23:47.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm a real fancy holl is me like I got

0:23:47.040 --> 0:23:48.280
<v Speaker 3>manny I'm wearing lavender?

0:23:48.800 --> 0:23:52.240
<v Speaker 2>Maybe because I really don't see it that often. So.

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<v Speaker 2>She said during her conversation where she had taken over

0:23:56.280 --> 0:23:58.960
<v Speaker 2>that she was a luxury travel agent and her boyfriend

0:23:59.040 --> 0:24:01.720
<v Speaker 2>was a prominent real estate lawyer. She said that she

0:24:01.760 --> 0:24:05.080
<v Speaker 2>had sued their own apartment complex a couple of times,

0:24:05.160 --> 0:24:07.720
<v Speaker 2>and one, oh, how do you ever needed to sue

0:24:07.720 --> 0:24:09.800
<v Speaker 2>your apartment? Well, I mean you live in a house,

0:24:09.840 --> 0:24:11.960
<v Speaker 2>but when you lived in an apartment, did you need

0:24:11.960 --> 0:24:12.520
<v Speaker 2>to sue them?

0:24:12.760 --> 0:24:18.520
<v Speaker 3>No? No, no, no no. Although my landlord. Oh maybe

0:24:18.560 --> 0:24:21.160
<v Speaker 3>I talked about this last time. My landlord was running

0:24:21.160 --> 0:24:23.320
<v Speaker 3>a scam, so he was like, you can give me

0:24:23.760 --> 0:24:26.879
<v Speaker 3>or the super your rent. And then a couple of

0:24:26.960 --> 0:24:28.960
<v Speaker 3>years down the line, there was a note on the

0:24:29.000 --> 0:24:31.200
<v Speaker 3>building that was like, do not let Lewis in the building.

0:24:31.560 --> 0:24:33.679
<v Speaker 3>He was in buzzling money. And then in the paper

0:24:33.680 --> 0:24:35.399
<v Speaker 3>we were like, oh shit, Yeah, he was like in

0:24:35.440 --> 0:24:37.480
<v Speaker 3>buzzling money and send his kids to private school, which

0:24:37.480 --> 0:24:37.760
<v Speaker 3>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, you know, that's nice. That's a nice kid. You

0:24:41.400 --> 0:24:44.920
<v Speaker 2>know that's nice. We need to children, let them lead

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<v Speaker 2>the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, but no, I've never had to sue my apartment.

0:24:48.960 --> 0:24:50.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't pay rent. I never paid rent on time.

0:24:51.280 --> 0:24:52.600
<v Speaker 3>This is the first time in my life where I've

0:24:52.640 --> 0:24:55.400
<v Speaker 3>paid my living expenses on time because it comes out

0:24:55.440 --> 0:24:56.280
<v Speaker 3>of my bank account.

0:24:56.440 --> 0:24:59.399
<v Speaker 2>Oh right, because it's like auto withdraw. Yeah, I'm childish.

0:24:59.480 --> 0:25:01.960
<v Speaker 2>I won't that, and I know that I could withdraw

0:25:02.080 --> 0:25:04.840
<v Speaker 2>forever and I'd probably be fine. But I every month,

0:25:04.960 --> 0:25:07.840
<v Speaker 2>I just get the email and I begrudgingly go over

0:25:07.840 --> 0:25:10.800
<v Speaker 2>there and like hit the payment button. And I don't

0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:12.439
<v Speaker 2>know why I do it. I think I get like

0:25:12.600 --> 0:25:14.639
<v Speaker 2>high from it. Sometimes I'll wait because I only get

0:25:14.680 --> 0:25:16.280
<v Speaker 2>till the third. I don't even get till the fifth

0:25:16.320 --> 0:25:18.400
<v Speaker 2>before you get a late fees. So I'm like, you

0:25:18.480 --> 0:25:21.520
<v Speaker 2>only get to the third third, girl, they don't play.

0:25:22.080 --> 0:25:24.359
<v Speaker 3>My apartment in New York, when I finally moved out,

0:25:24.520 --> 0:25:27.520
<v Speaker 3>I would also never pay rent on time. I would

0:25:27.520 --> 0:25:30.159
<v Speaker 3>pay like three months at a time. After the three months,

0:25:30.520 --> 0:25:32.679
<v Speaker 3>and then when I finally moved out, they were like,

0:25:32.760 --> 0:25:35.399
<v Speaker 3>your last month of rent is due. And I was like,

0:25:35.480 --> 0:25:38.520
<v Speaker 3>that's why you bitches have security and they're like, no,

0:25:38.600 --> 0:25:40.359
<v Speaker 3>the security's covering all your late fees.

0:25:40.359 --> 0:25:41.480
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I don't.

0:25:41.320 --> 0:25:44.960
<v Speaker 3>Live here no more, so I this is pay dable.

0:25:45.040 --> 0:25:47.520
<v Speaker 2>You really are a scammer. She was like, that's why

0:25:47.520 --> 0:25:53.600
<v Speaker 2>you got that deposit, but bye mate. So she's very charismatic.

0:25:53.640 --> 0:25:56.239
<v Speaker 2>She's bantering with the neighbors. She sued the building a

0:25:56.240 --> 0:25:58.399
<v Speaker 2>bunch of times. I imagine her going to like Judge

0:25:58.440 --> 0:26:01.120
<v Speaker 2>Joe Brown suing the apartment building. I hope that's where

0:26:01.119 --> 0:26:05.560
<v Speaker 2>it happened, and her story is that she in time

0:26:05.600 --> 0:26:08.720
<v Speaker 2>would also mention that she was palsed with Ashley Judd

0:26:08.880 --> 0:26:11.879
<v Speaker 2>and show him a closet full of allegedly thousand dollars

0:26:11.880 --> 0:26:16.840
<v Speaker 2>designer shoes and share that she had a psychic gift. Now,

0:26:16.880 --> 0:26:19.000
<v Speaker 2>I know what you're thinking. If you met somebody and

0:26:19.040 --> 0:26:21.600
<v Speaker 2>they were like, hey, I'll be sawing my apartment buility

0:26:21.720 --> 0:26:26.400
<v Speaker 2>every other Thursday. I own thousand dollars shoes. Ashley Judd

0:26:26.520 --> 0:26:31.320
<v Speaker 2>is my homegirl, and also I'm a psychic. Like, if

0:26:31.359 --> 0:26:32.920
<v Speaker 2>you heard all of that at one time, you would

0:26:32.920 --> 0:26:34.440
<v Speaker 2>be like, bitch, what's going on?

0:26:34.960 --> 0:26:37.320
<v Speaker 3>I would be like, I should stay away.

0:26:37.000 --> 0:26:39.600
<v Speaker 2>From this fucking person. This is too much. But they

0:26:39.600 --> 0:26:44.000
<v Speaker 2>were friends for four years before she scammed him.

0:26:44.440 --> 0:26:47.520
<v Speaker 3>Honestly, bravo, this is bravo.

0:26:47.960 --> 0:26:50.520
<v Speaker 2>What a long time, right. I was very impressed. So

0:26:50.560 --> 0:26:53.000
<v Speaker 2>I get how over the years, if you have a

0:26:53.040 --> 0:26:55.560
<v Speaker 2>casual conversation, like my homegirl would be like, girl, you

0:26:55.560 --> 0:26:57.800
<v Speaker 2>know I'm a brew ha, And I wouldn't think that's crazy.

0:26:57.880 --> 0:26:59.840
<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, you're a brewha. But I know

0:26:59.880 --> 0:27:01.800
<v Speaker 2>her for years. I was like, sure, you're a brewhaw.

0:27:01.840 --> 0:27:06.040
<v Speaker 2>She hasn't asked me for ninety thousand dollars yet, but beware, right,

0:27:06.080 --> 0:27:07.879
<v Speaker 2>but she has shown me some nice clothes, she is

0:27:07.920 --> 0:27:10.520
<v Speaker 2>friends with some famous people, and she's a brewhaw. So

0:27:10.560 --> 0:27:14.600
<v Speaker 2>technically I already know somebody like this I'm just saying

0:27:14.720 --> 0:27:16.640
<v Speaker 2>she worked it in a way. I was like, all

0:27:16.680 --> 0:27:21.000
<v Speaker 2>seems legit seems normal. So she unwound her story over

0:27:21.160 --> 0:27:23.679
<v Speaker 2>many many meetings, like we were just talking about and

0:27:23.760 --> 0:27:26.480
<v Speaker 2>later on, in a visit to her apartment, Walton glimpsed

0:27:26.520 --> 0:27:30.119
<v Speaker 2>at a small frame printed on what Smith said was

0:27:30.160 --> 0:27:33.320
<v Speaker 2>the Constitution of Ireland. So it's her last name is Smith.

0:27:33.800 --> 0:27:35.879
<v Speaker 2>So he looked at this frame and then he was like,

0:27:35.880 --> 0:27:37.359
<v Speaker 2>what is this And he was like, oh, this is

0:27:37.400 --> 0:27:40.199
<v Speaker 2>the Constitution of Ireland, you know, casual hanging in my

0:27:40.240 --> 0:27:43.479
<v Speaker 2>living room. She said that her great uncle had signed it,

0:27:43.600 --> 0:27:47.280
<v Speaker 2>she explained, pointing out his signature. Later, she said that

0:27:47.359 --> 0:27:51.120
<v Speaker 2>the same great uncle had just died and stood to inherit.

0:27:51.240 --> 0:27:53.600
<v Speaker 2>She's sit inherent part of his twenty five million dollar

0:27:53.720 --> 0:27:57.159
<v Speaker 2>euro or excuse me, a million euro inheritance, which is

0:27:57.200 --> 0:28:01.119
<v Speaker 2>about twenty seven point five million dollars mm hmm. So,

0:28:01.280 --> 0:28:04.840
<v Speaker 2>in keeping with her image as a wealthy and worldly heiress,

0:28:05.000 --> 0:28:08.200
<v Speaker 2>she occasionally showed Walton texts and emails from her friends,

0:28:08.280 --> 0:28:11.760
<v Speaker 2>like Ashley Judd, whom she had met in college. Ashley,

0:28:11.960 --> 0:28:15.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry.

0:28:14.480 --> 0:28:17.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, truly that her name is dragged all over this.

0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Also like, is she like read labeling somebody's number in

0:28:21.119 --> 0:28:25.159
<v Speaker 2>her phone Ashley Judd and texting her fribubly.

0:28:25.800 --> 0:28:29.879
<v Speaker 3>But also what a wild person to pick no shade

0:28:29.920 --> 0:28:33.120
<v Speaker 3>to Ashley Judd. But she's not well, I guess, honestly,

0:28:33.240 --> 0:28:36.679
<v Speaker 3>what a smart peck because she's not super famous. But

0:28:36.760 --> 0:28:38.520
<v Speaker 3>like we all know Ashley Judd's name.

0:28:38.520 --> 0:28:42.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, didn't Harvey Weinstein her career? I think that's why

0:28:43.280 --> 0:28:46.239
<v Speaker 2>Ashley Judd, girl, I could be absolutely wrong about that.

0:28:46.320 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 2>Let me say allegedly allegedly, and by allegedly, I mean

0:28:50.640 --> 0:28:52.800
<v Speaker 2>I thought that. But last time I came on here

0:28:54.200 --> 0:28:56.840
<v Speaker 2>and I said that Michael Jackson's song at the end

0:28:56.880 --> 0:28:59.400
<v Speaker 2>where they go Mama Sam and Masada Mama Gusa, I

0:28:59.480 --> 0:29:01.840
<v Speaker 2>was like, it's actually words, guys, it means I'm gonna

0:29:01.920 --> 0:29:03.840
<v Speaker 2>keep going on. I'm not gonna stop. I'm gonna keep going.

0:29:06.480 --> 0:29:09.040
<v Speaker 2>I definitely don't anybody that was true And they're like, no,

0:29:09.160 --> 0:29:09.640
<v Speaker 2>it's not.

0:29:11.160 --> 0:29:13.000
<v Speaker 3>That is I love that you just up on her

0:29:13.080 --> 0:29:15.920
<v Speaker 3>lying of people. People be telling their friends facts that

0:29:16.000 --> 0:29:19.200
<v Speaker 3>they learn from Lacy and then they're like, girl, that's

0:29:19.200 --> 0:29:21.600
<v Speaker 3>not it, that's not no, she's lying to you that.

0:29:22.400 --> 0:29:25.520
<v Speaker 2>The scam facts are true, guys, we researched. I swear,

0:29:25.880 --> 0:29:28.880
<v Speaker 2>but anything that I say off the cuff could be

0:29:29.000 --> 0:29:32.200
<v Speaker 2>a lie. But it's not a lie. I believe it.

0:29:32.240 --> 0:29:34.720
<v Speaker 2>I remember. That's how the truth works. I taught you at.

0:29:34.760 --> 0:29:36.959
<v Speaker 3>That's what I honestly believe.

0:29:37.720 --> 0:29:39.600
<v Speaker 2>So due to her family's money, she said that she

0:29:39.640 --> 0:29:42.640
<v Speaker 2>didn't need a job, but preferred to keep busy, working

0:29:42.680 --> 0:29:47.440
<v Speaker 2>for luxury tour operators uh sure, Pacific Islands dot com

0:29:47.440 --> 0:29:50.719
<v Speaker 2>and later as a psychic. In the time Walton knew her,

0:29:50.760 --> 0:29:53.960
<v Speaker 2>she also had several plastic surgeries, including what he recalls

0:29:54.000 --> 0:29:58.320
<v Speaker 2>as a nose job, a breast enhancement, and some LiPo section.

0:30:00.200 --> 0:30:06.720
<v Speaker 2>She's an LA girl. Yes that lay snatched gating lip fillers.

0:30:07.200 --> 0:30:10.040
<v Speaker 2>Uh huh, y as you do. She's she's a housewife.

0:30:10.080 --> 0:30:12.880
<v Speaker 2>I love it, not mad at all. So they have

0:30:12.920 --> 0:30:16.040
<v Speaker 2>this really close friendship. He opens up to her her

0:30:16.080 --> 0:30:20.480
<v Speaker 2>about his family and about his sexuality and how some

0:30:20.520 --> 0:30:24.640
<v Speaker 2>people didn't accept him. She understood how painful alienation from

0:30:24.680 --> 0:30:27.480
<v Speaker 2>family members, could be, she said, revealing that her cousins

0:30:27.480 --> 0:30:32.520
<v Speaker 2>were trying to get her disinherited the drama, so she

0:30:32.640 --> 0:30:36.160
<v Speaker 2>showed him nasty texts and emails from these cousins, especially

0:30:36.160 --> 0:30:40.960
<v Speaker 2>one named Fenton, who occasionally wrote in Gaelic. Walton was

0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:44.280
<v Speaker 2>enthralled with the family drama, so she basically was like,

0:30:44.720 --> 0:30:47.800
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't be surprised if this was like all the

0:30:47.840 --> 0:30:50.680
<v Speaker 2>plot of several Tyler Perry movies that she is see.

0:30:51.480 --> 0:30:55.440
<v Speaker 3>She puts, I'm gonna do my own. I mean, Tyler

0:30:55.480 --> 0:30:57.640
<v Speaker 3>doesn't take too much time to produce them. I think

0:30:57.680 --> 0:30:59.960
<v Speaker 3>she took more time to produce a Tyler Perry movie

0:31:00.160 --> 0:31:03.120
<v Speaker 3>then Tyler takes to produce his own. To produce these emails,

0:31:03.280 --> 0:31:05.480
<v Speaker 3>you might be right, and I'm not being shady, because

0:31:05.680 --> 0:31:09.520
<v Speaker 3>he very quickly shoots seasons in the matter of weeks,

0:31:10.000 --> 0:31:11.680
<v Speaker 3>and he does which is wild.

0:31:11.680 --> 0:31:13.320
<v Speaker 2>And I know actors who work for him, and they

0:31:13.400 --> 0:31:17.160
<v Speaker 2>work very hard. It was like shout out to y'all

0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:21.880
<v Speaker 2>because who long days, long long days. And wigs the

0:31:21.920 --> 0:31:27.560
<v Speaker 2>wig wigs on wigs on wigs, the wigs. Just if

0:31:27.920 --> 0:31:31.960
<v Speaker 2>you could manifest struggle into a hair piece, those wigs.

0:31:34.720 --> 0:31:43.800
<v Speaker 2>They're rough bub run. So basically, she moves to a

0:31:43.880 --> 0:31:46.800
<v Speaker 2>new loft and they call each other all the time,

0:31:46.920 --> 0:31:49.480
<v Speaker 2>tell each other that they love each other. So now

0:31:49.600 --> 0:31:56.920
<v Speaker 2>let's get into her inheritance by April twenty fifteen, homegirl

0:31:57.360 --> 0:32:01.440
<v Speaker 2>had come to Walton with tears, cats skating down her face,

0:32:02.200 --> 0:32:07.160
<v Speaker 2>asking for a loan. So the first loan that she

0:32:07.280 --> 0:32:11.040
<v Speaker 2>got was for forty two hundred dollars. Then she came

0:32:11.160 --> 0:32:14.520
<v Speaker 2>back and says she needed another fifty eight hundred dollars

0:32:14.760 --> 0:32:18.120
<v Speaker 2>to pay rent at her new loft, which is crazy

0:32:18.200 --> 0:32:20.880
<v Speaker 2>because she had an inheritance.

0:32:20.320 --> 0:32:22.560
<v Speaker 3>Right yes, and she's a psychic, so she didn't see

0:32:22.560 --> 0:32:24.280
<v Speaker 3>it coming, and she didn't move before she couldn't afford

0:32:24.320 --> 0:32:24.719
<v Speaker 3>to pay it.

0:32:25.040 --> 0:32:27.479
<v Speaker 2>She did not move before she could afford to pay it.

0:32:28.080 --> 0:32:29.320
<v Speaker 3>Okay, it out.

0:32:29.520 --> 0:32:31.840
<v Speaker 2>She said that her great uncle's will contain a claw

0:32:31.920 --> 0:32:34.640
<v Speaker 2>stating that anyone with a convicted felony would be exempt

0:32:34.640 --> 0:32:37.680
<v Speaker 2>from the will. Walton voiced his fears that Smith's cousins

0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:40.160
<v Speaker 2>might frame her to push her out of the will.

0:32:41.560 --> 0:32:44.560
<v Speaker 2>So this is one. So in twenty fourteen, walton speculation

0:32:44.640 --> 0:32:47.040
<v Speaker 2>seemed to come true. He received a collect call from

0:32:47.040 --> 0:32:50.840
<v Speaker 2>a detention facility that Smith had been arrested on charges

0:32:50.840 --> 0:32:52.840
<v Speaker 2>that she had stolen about two hundred thousand dollars from

0:32:52.880 --> 0:32:55.440
<v Speaker 2>Pacific Islands dot Com, which is the travel agency that

0:32:55.480 --> 0:33:00.200
<v Speaker 2>she worked for. So she basically sold this his life, like,

0:33:00.640 --> 0:33:04.160
<v Speaker 2>my cousins are setting me up. That call that you

0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:07.600
<v Speaker 2>got from jail, that's fencing in them? Was it in Gaelic?

0:33:10.800 --> 0:33:14.240
<v Speaker 3>I mean this is exhaustly honestly, the amount of work

0:33:14.320 --> 0:33:17.000
<v Speaker 3>she put in, she could have just gotten herself a job.

0:33:18.080 --> 0:33:20.880
<v Speaker 2>This is this is work, this is what. That's the

0:33:20.880 --> 0:33:23.600
<v Speaker 2>thing about scamming. People think scamming is not work. Scamming

0:33:23.680 --> 0:33:27.120
<v Speaker 2>is an employment. It's a profession. I'm honestly upset that

0:33:27.160 --> 0:33:30.440
<v Speaker 2>scammers can't get unemployment right now because they have been

0:33:30.520 --> 0:33:33.080
<v Speaker 2>self employed. And you know that's something we need to

0:33:33.080 --> 0:33:36.560
<v Speaker 2>work on. H they won't. They need they stimulus too.

0:33:36.880 --> 0:33:38.000
<v Speaker 2>We need a scam.

0:33:37.680 --> 0:33:40.640
<v Speaker 3>Stimulus for robbery.

0:33:40.640 --> 0:33:42.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, how you gonna be doing robbery when everybody in

0:33:42.680 --> 0:33:43.160
<v Speaker 2>their house?

0:33:43.400 --> 0:33:46.600
<v Speaker 3>Truly, I was just thinking that the other day. I

0:33:46.760 --> 0:33:49.240
<v Speaker 3>was like, how do you rob a house if everybody

0:33:49.360 --> 0:33:49.760
<v Speaker 3>is home?

0:33:50.480 --> 0:33:53.880
<v Speaker 2>So, just like hairdressers can't do hair in person, robbers

0:33:53.920 --> 0:33:59.240
<v Speaker 2>can't do their normal robbers exactly. So everybody's really hurting

0:33:59.320 --> 0:34:02.560
<v Speaker 2>right now. So I feel for I feel for my

0:34:02.680 --> 0:34:07.080
<v Speaker 2>I do. So cut back to She's crying to him,

0:34:07.080 --> 0:34:09.960
<v Speaker 2>like I need this money. I gotta go down to

0:34:10.000 --> 0:34:14.000
<v Speaker 2>the Attorney's office because they done froze my bank accounts,

0:34:14.040 --> 0:34:16.960
<v Speaker 2>the LA District attorney froze my coins up because they

0:34:16.960 --> 0:34:18.920
<v Speaker 2>think that I did this robbery at this job that

0:34:18.960 --> 0:34:21.440
<v Speaker 2>I definitely worked at, But really was my cousins who

0:34:21.440 --> 0:34:23.640
<v Speaker 2>had set me up. But for some reason the jail

0:34:23.840 --> 0:34:27.759
<v Speaker 2>called you. But it was my cousins who had put

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:30.160
<v Speaker 2>me in jail from Ireland. This makes sense.

0:34:32.000 --> 0:34:34.000
<v Speaker 3>I mean, the favor that he felt for that is

0:34:34.080 --> 0:34:34.960
<v Speaker 3>so wild.

0:34:35.360 --> 0:34:36.880
<v Speaker 2>She was thrown a lot at him at once. It

0:34:36.920 --> 0:34:39.319
<v Speaker 2>was probably a lot to process, yeah, you know, and

0:34:39.360 --> 0:34:42.920
<v Speaker 2>he's like, but that's my pastel friend, right, and she

0:34:43.120 --> 0:34:45.719
<v Speaker 2>he came out to her about his lifestyle like she

0:34:45.840 --> 0:34:49.200
<v Speaker 2>accepted him. So they had an emotional relationship. So it

0:34:49.360 --> 0:34:53.160
<v Speaker 2>makes sense. So he wrote her a cashier's check, which

0:34:53.239 --> 0:34:54.359
<v Speaker 2>those are the checks that.

0:34:54.719 --> 0:34:56.880
<v Speaker 3>Go that's money that's liquid.

0:34:57.320 --> 0:35:00.160
<v Speaker 2>So he agreed that. She said when she regained acces

0:35:00.160 --> 0:35:02.719
<v Speaker 2>to her bank account or received her inheritance, she would

0:35:02.760 --> 0:35:05.160
<v Speaker 2>pay him back. In the meantime, she moved back into

0:35:05.200 --> 0:35:08.520
<v Speaker 2>Bunker Hill Towers for a relatively cheaper rent. With a

0:35:08.560 --> 0:35:11.480
<v Speaker 2>case still ongoing, she asked him for another thirty eight

0:35:11.560 --> 0:35:15.719
<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars the next month, for rent. Over the year,

0:35:16.040 --> 0:35:18.720
<v Speaker 2>as it passed on and dragged on, with Walton receiving

0:35:18.760 --> 0:35:21.680
<v Speaker 2>frequent updates, she was still asking him for money. So

0:35:21.719 --> 0:35:24.480
<v Speaker 2>in September twenty sixteen, she finally came and just really

0:35:24.520 --> 0:35:27.440
<v Speaker 2>got the bag. She said that, Hey, they're gonna give

0:35:27.480 --> 0:35:30.280
<v Speaker 2>me a plea agreement for this money that I didn't

0:35:30.320 --> 0:35:34.160
<v Speaker 2>steal from my job, that my definitely my cousins had

0:35:34.160 --> 0:35:37.920
<v Speaker 2>framed me from a different country. Great plea agreement. I'm

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:42.160
<v Speaker 2>getting fifty thousand dollars and served jail time, but I'm

0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:43.880
<v Speaker 2>gonna need fifty thousand dollars from you.

0:35:45.080 --> 0:35:48.080
<v Speaker 3>And this man gave her fifty thousand dollars.

0:35:48.840 --> 0:35:52.000
<v Speaker 2>He forked over nearly sixty thousand dollars. Yeah, and he

0:35:52.080 --> 0:35:54.680
<v Speaker 2>also loaned her two thousand dollars for the lawyer to

0:35:54.719 --> 0:35:57.840
<v Speaker 2>help her avoid eviction. Because then she wasn't paying rent.

0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:01.000
<v Speaker 3>Then what was she spending the money on. This man

0:36:01.080 --> 0:36:04.880
<v Speaker 3>needed to ask questions. I would be like, what how, No,

0:36:05.400 --> 0:36:07.760
<v Speaker 3>he didn't ask a six so he just had sixty

0:36:07.840 --> 0:36:11.399
<v Speaker 3>thousand dollars laying around. This man is a smart man

0:36:11.440 --> 0:36:13.200
<v Speaker 3>to have that much cash, Like, well, he worked a.

0:36:13.239 --> 0:36:16.600
<v Speaker 2>TV so you know he might have been getting the checks,

0:36:17.280 --> 0:36:20.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, damn, And he's why he believed her. He

0:36:21.040 --> 0:36:23.080
<v Speaker 2>believed that she was going to repay him. But one

0:36:23.200 --> 0:36:27.160
<v Speaker 2>day during her February twenty seventeen sentence, when Walton logged

0:36:27.200 --> 0:36:29.880
<v Speaker 2>onto the jail's website to schedule a visit, he clicked

0:36:29.880 --> 0:36:32.480
<v Speaker 2>on her profile at the La County Sheriff's website and

0:36:32.520 --> 0:36:35.960
<v Speaker 2>he noticed something strange. She had been charged and convicted

0:36:36.000 --> 0:36:40.560
<v Speaker 2>with a felony, so she was trying to avoid eviction.

0:36:40.960 --> 0:36:43.319
<v Speaker 2>She eventually did have to go to jail, and then

0:36:43.360 --> 0:36:45.080
<v Speaker 2>when he was going to go see her, probably put

0:36:45.080 --> 0:36:47.240
<v Speaker 2>some money on her books for some ramen noodles and stuff.

0:36:48.200 --> 0:36:50.080
<v Speaker 2>He looked and they were like, yeah, she was convicted

0:36:50.120 --> 0:36:52.400
<v Speaker 2>of a felony, felony, like she was doing crime. Crime.

0:36:54.920 --> 0:36:57.120
<v Speaker 2>So he took a day off work traveled to the

0:36:57.160 --> 0:36:59.800
<v Speaker 2>Airport Courthouse near lax to draw up the records on

0:36:59.840 --> 0:37:01.960
<v Speaker 2>her case. When he started looking through the records, he

0:37:02.000 --> 0:37:04.640
<v Speaker 2>realized that everything that she told him was say it

0:37:04.680 --> 0:37:09.600
<v Speaker 2>with me, guys, a lie. The plea agreement meant that

0:37:09.680 --> 0:37:12.759
<v Speaker 2>she had pleaded guilty that her bank accounts had never

0:37:12.800 --> 0:37:16.880
<v Speaker 2>been frozen. They weren't frozen, they just were empty, empty

0:37:17.560 --> 0:37:19.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna start telling you my bank account frozen if

0:37:19.320 --> 0:37:21.200
<v Speaker 2>there ain't no money in there. That's it, basically is

0:37:23.000 --> 0:37:25.400
<v Speaker 2>the bank won't let me make transfers anymore because they

0:37:25.400 --> 0:37:28.799
<v Speaker 2>said it's no money in there, so they stopped. They

0:37:28.880 --> 0:37:30.640
<v Speaker 2>froze my transfer they frozen.

0:37:30.800 --> 0:37:32.960
<v Speaker 3>So if you want to, you know, paypound me some.

0:37:33.680 --> 0:37:35.759
<v Speaker 3>You want to venmo me something so I can get

0:37:35.760 --> 0:37:39.240
<v Speaker 3>my transfers back up, that's my god, that's excellent.

0:37:39.280 --> 0:37:41.040
<v Speaker 2>Worry if you would have venmoed me money so I

0:37:41.080 --> 0:37:47.000
<v Speaker 2>could get my transfers back up, that's the phrasing. That

0:37:47.160 --> 0:37:49.319
<v Speaker 2>is excellent phrasing for I don't have no money, Send

0:37:49.360 --> 0:37:54.680
<v Speaker 2>me money so I get start spending money again. That's amazing.

0:37:55.200 --> 0:37:58.480
<v Speaker 2>So her plea agreement was for forty thousand dollars, not fifty,

0:37:58.640 --> 0:38:01.360
<v Speaker 2>and it included one hundred and eight day jail sentence

0:38:01.480 --> 0:38:05.560
<v Speaker 2>later reduced to thirty days. Oh god, So basically she

0:38:05.719 --> 0:38:07.960
<v Speaker 2>skimmed him. She's like up, she was like, I need

0:38:08.000 --> 0:38:10.280
<v Speaker 2>fifty thousand dollars so I can get this time served.

0:38:10.320 --> 0:38:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Then she just kept a little tense so she could

0:38:12.160 --> 0:38:14.879
<v Speaker 2>get her transfers back up. So she was like some

0:38:14.960 --> 0:38:17.920
<v Speaker 2>for the court, some honey, some for me. On the

0:38:18.000 --> 0:38:21.440
<v Speaker 2>day of the release, he picked her up, which I'm like, bro,

0:38:21.520 --> 0:38:23.279
<v Speaker 2>why are you even still fucking yeah? Why are you

0:38:23.320 --> 0:38:25.799
<v Speaker 2>still involved? Because I think he was trying to get

0:38:25.840 --> 0:38:28.560
<v Speaker 2>his money back. So he was like, he's been lying

0:38:28.640 --> 0:38:31.680
<v Speaker 2>to me this entire time about everything. The next day,

0:38:31.719 --> 0:38:34.360
<v Speaker 2>he filed a police report alleging a total theft of

0:38:34.440 --> 0:38:38.919
<v Speaker 2>seventy five thousand dollars. Right so, Walton's landlord shared that

0:38:39.280 --> 0:38:43.719
<v Speaker 2>Homegirl also was twelve thousand dollars behind in apartment payments

0:38:43.920 --> 0:38:46.640
<v Speaker 2>and had delayed them further because she says she had

0:38:46.800 --> 0:38:51.359
<v Speaker 2>cancer and that her disability insurance wasn't arriving on time.

0:38:51.840 --> 0:38:56.560
<v Speaker 2>She was running all she my god, so where was

0:38:56.600 --> 0:38:59.040
<v Speaker 2>the money for rent gone? Because remember he helped her

0:38:59.080 --> 0:39:01.800
<v Speaker 2>with an eviction law quote unquote two thousand dollars.

0:39:02.200 --> 0:39:04.600
<v Speaker 3>Well, that's how she had that expensive shoes and shit,

0:39:04.719 --> 0:39:06.040
<v Speaker 3>she was just buying stuff.

0:39:06.520 --> 0:39:10.320
<v Speaker 2>She just can't buy shoes. She's funny. I love her.

0:39:10.560 --> 0:39:12.200
<v Speaker 2>They were like, man, we're gonna put you in the street.

0:39:12.239 --> 0:39:15.920
<v Speaker 2>She was like, okay, but I really need these lubatants. Also,

0:39:16.080 --> 0:39:19.080
<v Speaker 2>my cancer hurts right now, so I might cancer. HER's

0:39:19.120 --> 0:39:22.040
<v Speaker 2>so bad, I better go buy a shoe. That's the cure. Yeah.

0:39:22.080 --> 0:39:24.160
<v Speaker 2>I can't actually talk about this right now because ooh

0:39:24.280 --> 0:39:26.319
<v Speaker 2>that was my cancer. Okay, so I'm gonna close the

0:39:26.360 --> 0:39:31.480
<v Speaker 2>door now, bye bye. So background checks reveal that she'd

0:39:31.520 --> 0:39:35.560
<v Speaker 2>also been charged with writing bad checks, fraud in Tennessee,

0:39:36.040 --> 0:39:40.759
<v Speaker 2>in Florida, a grand theft, among other kunts. She was

0:39:40.800 --> 0:39:45.439
<v Speaker 2>also doing San Andreas. I love her, Yes, And then

0:39:45.560 --> 0:39:47.880
<v Speaker 2>the jury found that Smith was guilty of grand theft

0:39:47.880 --> 0:39:51.000
<v Speaker 2>and sentenced her to five years in jail. So this

0:39:51.040 --> 0:39:52.279
<v Speaker 2>is on top of one hundred and eighty days that

0:39:52.320 --> 0:39:55.480
<v Speaker 2>she got from robbing her former employment. She did end

0:39:55.560 --> 0:39:58.320
<v Speaker 2>up having to go to jail for robbing her homeboy.

0:39:58.600 --> 0:40:00.680
<v Speaker 2>And man, there's a lot to unp there that we

0:40:00.760 --> 0:40:02.560
<v Speaker 2>just don't have time to pack, you guys unpacking in

0:40:02.600 --> 0:40:08.799
<v Speaker 2>your cars wherever you are. But uh, this irishwoman is

0:40:08.800 --> 0:40:11.680
<v Speaker 2>a queen. I love her. That's it.

0:40:11.840 --> 0:40:15.239
<v Speaker 3>That's like, over the course of four years, you stole

0:40:15.400 --> 0:40:20.960
<v Speaker 3>eighty thousand dollars. That's pretty good. That's twenty a year.

0:40:21.360 --> 0:40:24.239
<v Speaker 3>That's nice, tax free, that is twenty thousand dollars a year.

0:40:24.600 --> 0:40:27.000
<v Speaker 3>That's like pretty decent. And I'm sure that's something only

0:40:27.000 --> 0:40:30.920
<v Speaker 3>scam she was running on people. Obviously she can rent scam.

0:40:31.239 --> 0:40:34.560
<v Speaker 3>She had grand theft, she had like her whole life

0:40:34.760 --> 0:40:35.240
<v Speaker 3>was a grip.

0:40:35.360 --> 0:40:38.440
<v Speaker 2>She doing it. She's doing big things. So for Scammer

0:40:38.440 --> 0:40:39.919
<v Speaker 2>of the Week, we just want to highlight a king,

0:40:40.120 --> 0:40:43.839
<v Speaker 2>a Floridian, a Florida man. You know, if you really

0:40:43.880 --> 0:40:46.080
<v Speaker 2>just want trash, if you really just want I can

0:40:46.120 --> 0:40:47.840
<v Speaker 2>say that I lived in Florida. It's okay for me

0:40:47.880 --> 0:40:50.160
<v Speaker 2>to say that a Florida man bought one hundred and

0:40:50.160 --> 0:40:52.800
<v Speaker 2>forty thousand dollars Porsche with a check that he printed

0:40:52.840 --> 0:40:57.400
<v Speaker 2>from home on his computer. I don't even know you

0:40:57.920 --> 0:40:59.120
<v Speaker 2>think of this.

0:41:00.160 --> 0:41:03.640
<v Speaker 3>But also the dealership was like, ah, it looks right,

0:41:06.440 --> 0:41:07.600
<v Speaker 3>but what look?

0:41:07.680 --> 0:41:10.000
<v Speaker 2>Times are hard. They trying to sell these motherfucking Porsches.

0:41:10.040 --> 0:41:12.080
<v Speaker 2>They said, anybody want to come in here? Yes, so

0:41:12.440 --> 0:41:15.000
<v Speaker 2>forty two year old Casey William Kelly. I love that

0:41:15.040 --> 0:41:17.760
<v Speaker 2>he has three first names. That's what I'm talking about.

0:41:18.080 --> 0:41:20.919
<v Speaker 2>Robbery was charged with a grand theft of a motor

0:41:21.000 --> 0:41:24.120
<v Speaker 2>vehicle and uttering a false banknote. According to the Walton

0:41:24.160 --> 0:41:27.560
<v Speaker 2>County Sheriff's Office, he allegedly handed over a cashier's check

0:41:27.600 --> 0:41:29.640
<v Speaker 2>that he printed from his home computer to buy the car.

0:41:29.920 --> 0:41:33.680
<v Speaker 2>The car was later reported stolen to Okaloosa County sheriff Office.

0:41:33.840 --> 0:41:35.600
<v Speaker 2>So he so also we just talked about in the

0:41:35.680 --> 0:41:37.759
<v Speaker 2>last story, like you do a cashier check. That's as

0:41:37.760 --> 0:41:38.759
<v Speaker 2>good as cash.

0:41:38.480 --> 0:41:41.800
<v Speaker 3>Pretty much, if it looks real, if it looks legit.

0:41:42.239 --> 0:41:46.040
<v Speaker 2>So this is what he did. Shortly after purchasing the

0:41:46.040 --> 0:41:48.520
<v Speaker 2>German luxury car. Authority say that Kelly then attempted to

0:41:48.520 --> 0:41:52.520
<v Speaker 2>buy three Rolex watches he was loan. Later ride, he said,

0:41:52.560 --> 0:41:54.799
<v Speaker 2>where my printer at I get the ink jet? Been

0:41:55.080 --> 0:41:58.680
<v Speaker 2>so funny, that is so fucking funny. He handed over

0:41:58.719 --> 0:42:01.080
<v Speaker 2>a fraudulent check for six see one thousand dollars to

0:42:01.200 --> 0:42:04.319
<v Speaker 2>a jeweler. However, the jeweler kept the watches until they

0:42:04.360 --> 0:42:07.000
<v Speaker 2>could determine if the check would clear see because jewelry.

0:42:08.200 --> 0:42:09.520
<v Speaker 2>You know, he's a white man.

0:42:09.520 --> 0:42:13.520
<v Speaker 3>People don't fuck with jewelry because jewelry goes up in

0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:14.400
<v Speaker 3>value sometimes.

0:42:14.880 --> 0:42:17.920
<v Speaker 2>So like like a vintage Rolex, those go for like

0:42:18.000 --> 0:42:20.520
<v Speaker 2>a like a ton of cash. So smart on them.

0:42:20.719 --> 0:42:23.680
<v Speaker 3>But also with the car, I would have done a lease.

0:42:24.000 --> 0:42:26.439
<v Speaker 3>I would have given them a fake address. I would

0:42:26.440 --> 0:42:28.600
<v Speaker 3>have done I mean, you probably had to put some

0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:30.719
<v Speaker 3>money down so you get the fraudulent check for that,

0:42:31.360 --> 0:42:34.440
<v Speaker 3>give them a dummy address, and then never park the

0:42:34.480 --> 0:42:35.400
<v Speaker 3>car near your house.

0:42:35.239 --> 0:42:37.200
<v Speaker 2>And be like, I don't know what you're talking about.

0:42:37.480 --> 0:42:39.359
<v Speaker 2>That's a good one, because then it's also like they

0:42:39.480 --> 0:42:41.719
<v Speaker 2>might contact you like, oh, this check didn't go through,

0:42:41.760 --> 0:42:43.239
<v Speaker 2>but you we got this lise set up, We got

0:42:43.280 --> 0:42:45.280
<v Speaker 2>all your info and then you could drive it around

0:42:45.360 --> 0:42:48.800
<v Speaker 2>for longer. He's just straight up yes, like stealing it. Okay,

0:42:49.120 --> 0:42:50.200
<v Speaker 2>Now I have the perfect plan.

0:42:50.320 --> 0:42:54.360
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so we get a fake driver's license with your picture,

0:42:54.800 --> 0:42:57.360
<v Speaker 3>different name, different address, because I don't think they do

0:42:57.520 --> 0:42:59.960
<v Speaker 3>any sort of background checks. So if you can make

0:43:00.120 --> 0:43:03.560
<v Speaker 3>fraudulent checks, write that check for the down payment on

0:43:03.760 --> 0:43:06.560
<v Speaker 3>the lease, how will they get to you. They can't,

0:43:06.680 --> 0:43:09.400
<v Speaker 3>They can't find you. And then the bank is on

0:43:09.560 --> 0:43:12.439
<v Speaker 3>the hook because when you lease a car, the bank

0:43:12.560 --> 0:43:15.920
<v Speaker 3>buys the car. You pay the bank, so you are

0:43:16.320 --> 0:43:18.080
<v Speaker 3>literally out of it.

0:43:18.320 --> 0:43:22.239
<v Speaker 2>Everyone go out there and print your cashier's check. Immy nominated.

0:43:22.320 --> 0:43:24.720
<v Speaker 2>The cole buyer has taught you how to do this scam.

0:43:25.719 --> 0:43:29.960
<v Speaker 2>That was her ted talk. It was free for you

0:43:30.160 --> 0:43:34.080
<v Speaker 2>and for me. I just I think also the jeweler

0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:37.680
<v Speaker 2>probably caught on because jewelers deal with criminals all the time, like,

0:43:37.800 --> 0:43:43.560
<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, jewelry, like the three rolexes for what for?

0:43:43.719 --> 0:43:47.880
<v Speaker 2>What for? Why for? How? So you know what? But

0:43:48.000 --> 0:43:51.360
<v Speaker 2>shout out to a three first named king, Casey William

0:43:51.480 --> 0:43:53.200
<v Speaker 2>Kelly because I don't even know how you thought to

0:43:53.239 --> 0:43:55.640
<v Speaker 2>print out a casher check at your home. Probably been

0:43:55.680 --> 0:43:58.200
<v Speaker 2>saying the side too long, coronavirus. She was like, I

0:43:58.280 --> 0:43:59.960
<v Speaker 2>could print out of cash your check.

0:43:59.760 --> 0:44:02.440
<v Speaker 3>From or maybe he saw Catch Me if you can

0:44:02.760 --> 0:44:05.480
<v Speaker 3>that movie with Leonardo DiCaprio running all them scams and

0:44:05.520 --> 0:44:06.600
<v Speaker 3>he was like, I can do that.

0:44:06.680 --> 0:44:09.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm cute listen and he did and did he did

0:44:09.719 --> 0:44:11.480
<v Speaker 2>get the car off the lots. So I'm proud of

0:44:11.560 --> 0:44:14.640
<v Speaker 2>this king, but we too, we have reached the end

0:44:14.719 --> 0:44:15.080
<v Speaker 2>of the show.

0:44:15.239 --> 0:44:19.080
<v Speaker 3>Nicole Lazy, thank you so much for having me back. Honestly,

0:44:19.360 --> 0:44:20.600
<v Speaker 3>it's just a treat to talk to.

0:44:20.600 --> 0:44:24.359
<v Speaker 2>You is thank you for being here. Seriously, Wait, where

0:44:24.520 --> 0:44:26.080
<v Speaker 2>do you want to be found?

0:44:26.840 --> 0:44:31.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm hopefully engaged with a nice man now. You can

0:44:31.160 --> 0:44:34.080
<v Speaker 3>find me on Instagram, Twitter at Nicole Bayer. I have

0:44:34.200 --> 0:44:36.960
<v Speaker 3>other podcasts, Why Won't You Date Me? Best Friends, ninety

0:44:37.000 --> 0:44:39.719
<v Speaker 3>day ban Patreon, drag Her with Mono Agapi, where we

0:44:39.719 --> 0:44:42.719
<v Speaker 3>talked about drag Race Newcomers with Lauren Lapkis where now

0:44:42.800 --> 0:44:45.160
<v Speaker 3>we are watching Lord of the Rings and good fucking Lord,

0:44:45.280 --> 0:44:46.080
<v Speaker 3>that movie's a scam.

0:44:46.160 --> 0:44:48.440
<v Speaker 2>They're too fucking long. They should have been broken up.

0:44:49.400 --> 0:44:51.160
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, you can just Oh and I have a book,

0:44:51.320 --> 0:44:53.719
<v Speaker 3>Very Fat, Very Brave. It's a self help guide for

0:44:53.840 --> 0:44:56.840
<v Speaker 3>fat women. But if you're a thin and you have low.

0:44:56.760 --> 0:44:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Self esteem, I guess maybe you'll help. I don't know

0:45:00.960 --> 0:45:06.520
<v Speaker 2>what a sales pitch there. You hate yourself? No no, no, no, no,

0:45:06.960 --> 0:45:09.439
<v Speaker 2>I can I can help you your thin self hate

0:45:09.480 --> 0:45:11.400
<v Speaker 2>and bitch. No I'm kidding, no no, no, no no.

0:45:11.960 --> 0:45:14.600
<v Speaker 2>But it's a good book for just confidence in general.

0:45:15.320 --> 0:45:18.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's gotten like little comebacks if someone insults you.

0:45:19.080 --> 0:45:21.360
<v Speaker 3>The main takeaway of the book, I'll just tell you,

0:45:21.880 --> 0:45:23.960
<v Speaker 3>I prefer if you bought it is like if someone

0:45:24.000 --> 0:45:26.480
<v Speaker 3>says something about your body, it means you're powerful because

0:45:26.520 --> 0:45:28.480
<v Speaker 3>that person had to stop their day to tell you

0:45:28.640 --> 0:45:31.200
<v Speaker 3>something and you never thought once about them.

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