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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today on This is Important.

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Speaker 2: Dude, he's trimming, he's trimming. We should get our naples fears.

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Speaker 2: I j herbal accids.

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Speaker 3: I heard there's a scientific thing that like when women

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Speaker 3: would smell cool water, clown, they cannot resist.

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Speaker 4: Let's go, we're back.

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Speaker 5: I played. Did you hear what I played? Could you

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Speaker 5: hear that? Listen? I learned this this morning. This is

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Speaker 5: my son's toy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, then shut up and played, Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: go take a ship.

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Speaker 5: Ready, here we go? Please?

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Speaker 1: Whoa is that a wizard? Sea shanty? Motherfucking wizards? Never die?

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got it? Played good job, dude.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you played it flawlessly. You don't tap, we

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Speaker 1: don't dap, We don't dap, we don't die.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that sick?

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Speaker 1: Played it flawed?

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Speaker 2: That's awesome?

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Speaker 5: Cool dude. I was playing it on the piano and

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Speaker 5: then like my daughter was playing with this, and I

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Speaker 5: was like, let me see that, and I was like,

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Speaker 5: it's so easy.

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Speaker 2: Hey, give me your toy, Give me your toy for

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Speaker 2: a second. He needs to play go play by the pool.

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Speaker 1: We've talked about how Kyle produced the whole Purple Magic

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Speaker 1: Wizard album for the most part, right, oh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all of it, well, aside from a critical beat

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Speaker 2: critical beat by Snarf.

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Speaker 1: Okay, there is a snarf on the beat. There is

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Speaker 1: on the beat We'll see you in Chicago, Snarf can't

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Speaker 1: wait to see Yes, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I gotta like I actually gotta send the invites. I

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Speaker 2: gotta get the.

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Speaker 1: Yeah included and mad Cobras, let's get him out there.

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Speaker 3: Also, it's back on Spotify. Kyle went through a bunch

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Speaker 3: of rigama roll to get it back on on the Spotify.

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Speaker 3: And I think a Wizard's Purple Magic. Our friends are

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Speaker 3: wizard friends from another realm. Thank you, that produced one

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Speaker 3: of the greatest old time albums. Uh And for whatever

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Speaker 3: reason was taken on Spotify. Kyle was able to.

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Speaker 2: We don't want to get political. It was political.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to get charged.

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Speaker 5: There was an issue with enchantments. It was there was

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Speaker 5: some sort of enchantment issue that we just had to go.

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Speaker 2: We were cursed. The album was cursed.

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Speaker 3: Let's get yeah, Yeah, Please explain. Someone gave the album flowers.

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Speaker 5: Someone cursed it yeah, in the in the other world,

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Speaker 5: and he was like, well, let me go on a

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Speaker 5: question real quick.

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Speaker 1: But the curse is over and we live again.

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Speaker 5: Took him fucking years. Actually it wasn't real quick, a

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Speaker 5: long time took him forever.

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Speaker 1: The spell is over and we live again. Baby, that's right, that's.

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Speaker 5: Right, gargoyles. Cool, I think, really cool.

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Speaker 1: That's really cool.

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Speaker 5: Isn't it cool? Yeah? Well sweet, actually.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll do it live and who knows, maybe uh,

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Speaker 3: maybe we're going to see the Wizards out on That

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Speaker 3: would be RELLI We're going to well.

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Speaker 2: Do you think they would.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about the second half of dates for a second,

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Speaker 3: because we didn't. We we went through the old the

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Speaker 3: first batch, and then we just a few weeks ago

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Speaker 3: drop the second half of the.

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Speaker 2: Tour, the new batch.

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Speaker 3: The new batch going to San Jose, California after my

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Speaker 3: forty Are you kidding me? I might still be really

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Speaker 3: might be hobbling into.

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Speaker 2: That one San Jose. That's an easy drive.

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Speaker 1: If I could just put something out to the San

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Speaker 1: Jose Sharks, if we could get the big shark head

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Speaker 1: that you guys skate out of, and we could walk

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Speaker 1: out of that on stage. That would be really cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Jo Sharks, why don't you do all the promo

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Speaker 3: for our.

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Speaker 1: Tour, or at least s J Sharky if he could

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Speaker 3: We for sure need every mascot for every local sporting

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Speaker 3: team to be at.

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Speaker 1: Our We are mascot friendly. You could be in the

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Speaker 2: I think it's fair to throw that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're mascot friendly. We're also furry friends are if

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Speaker 3: you want to call Furrey free, we're furry and ferbie.

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Speaker 3: If you want to bring your furbie from childhood?

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Speaker 2: What is a you might be furby is a little

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Speaker 1: When they came out, it like they kind of pitched

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Speaker 1: it like it was real ai and you could like

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Speaker 1: talk to it and teach it. But it was for

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Speaker 1: sure like just pre programmed with batteries.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the hard like the tough item to

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Speaker 2: get one of those Christmas.

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Speaker 3: They weren't cool when we were kids, or was it

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Speaker 3: after we were children?

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Speaker 1: It was I have blake, my sister had one.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, younglings, younger sibl and Adam, you you were just

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Speaker 6: fucking stone throwing batteries.

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Speaker 3: I had a younger sibling. I don't remember for well,

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Speaker 3: Britt didn't want to, Okay, I don't remember for bees.

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Speaker 3: I remember them being a thing. I cannot even picture it.

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Speaker 3: It kind of looked like a gremlin. Didn't look like.

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Speaker 1: They look like Gizmo.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they look a little bit like it looked more

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Speaker 2: like a magua with a beak gizmo. I'm sure there

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Speaker 2: was lawsuits out the wazoo guys.

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Speaker 1: And wazoo also means you know what.

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Speaker 2: I don't, but we'll talk later. What does wazoo mean

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Speaker 2: when you.

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Speaker 1: Lick the tank?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 2: And you guys know where that is? Whoa?

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Speaker 3: And then uh, Grand Prairie, Texas at the Texas Trust

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Speaker 3: see U Center.

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Speaker 1: So we did get some Texas dates.

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Speaker 5: Dude, I can't wait to go to Texas.

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Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah yeah?

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Speaker 3: Where is Grand Prairie?

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, Prairie.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: We're about to find out looking it up.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna learn and then we're never gonna ever not

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Speaker 1: know again.

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Speaker 2: In one ear out before we go to these cities,

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Speaker 2: like morning of, I'm going on Wikipedia, I'm pulling up facts.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna know the population segment the town we're in.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so it's in it's in Dallas, so it's outside

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Speaker 3: of Dallas.

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Speaker 2: Ship.

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Speaker 5: You're really fast. I thought I was going really fast.

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Speaker 1: You've got it, Dallas rocks.

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Speaker 2: And for people who are like, why aren't you in Dallas, Robert,

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Speaker 2: we booked this ship kind of last minute because we

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Speaker 2: there to see you guys. And some of these venues

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a it's a big suburb of Dallas. I

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's actually it's like closer to the airport.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 2: We're actually positioning these all closest to the Buzzball distribution

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Speaker 3: Our merch game is going to be kind of tight.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna have some really cool shirts. Yeah, I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, dude, we just got so a lot of

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Speaker 1: people used to complain about our old classic this is

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Speaker 1: resolution is so good. Oh my god, this ship is fire. Dude.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna commit to anything.

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Speaker 3: And then beyond that, we have other different types of

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Speaker 3: T shirts, right, have a little assument, yeah, and different

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Speaker 3: hooded sweatshirts and all kinds of cool ship for you

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Speaker 3: guys today if you want to, you know, T I

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Speaker 3: immediately know you're gonna be friends with that guy.

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Speaker 2: Hey, what's up grandma?

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Speaker 3: Yeahs, and then we're gonna mose you on down to Austin.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's get weird. Let's get weird as.

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Speaker 5: I want to go to Austin. How long are we

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Speaker 5: in Austin for? Because I do want to play some

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Speaker 5: pickleball in Austin and I hear it's great down there.

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Speaker 1: Yes, And also what about that little surf spot that

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Speaker 3: That it looks like we'll have a day off uh

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Speaker 2: I do kind of want to hit that wave up.

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Speaker 2: I do want to try that way Wellstin Blake, you

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Speaker 1: That's number one. Yeah, I want to get that. There's

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Speaker 5: I don't know if I still can serve. Holy shit, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Dude, we have to do that. I think that would

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Speaker 2: Let's do it.

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Speaker 5: Let's do that.

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Speaker 2: Let's definitely do that, and then like not even do

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 5: I want that.

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Speaker 2: I want that for you guys.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I want that for you guys. It's in Waco, Texas, So.

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Speaker 1: It's in Waco. It's in Wacos so it's probably really

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know Texas that well. But my guess

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Speaker 3: is that's thirty three hours away. That's a thirty three

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Texas is Bigas.

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Speaker 1: Is really big.

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Speaker 2: Still going to send it.

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Speaker 3: We're doing two dates in Texas because it's a gigantic

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Speaker 2: Texas is big. Is it two or is it three?

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Speaker 1: We might have another there. What about sugar Land?

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Speaker 3: Sugar Land, Oh yeah, yeah, that's for the four.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, god, the Damn.

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Speaker 3: Remember when everyone was bitching about how we're not going

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Speaker 3: to Texas and they were giving a ship. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: just wait, just wait.

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Speaker 2: People say, don't mess with text this, We're messing with them.

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Speaker 3: We're messing with whole bunch to mess mess the text.

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Speaker 2: Oh hook them horns?

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Speaker 5: Oh dude, wacos on the way to Austin. Okay, it's

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Speaker 5: on the way driving.

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Speaker 3: Okay, maybe swing, maybe working through.

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Speaker 1: Let's just take zz Top's tour and then copy it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, well what you're doing already this one, So

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Speaker 2: we're not going to change Texas tour they make zz top?

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Speaker 2: Can we spin guitars?

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Speaker 1: And absolutely we can do whatever we want.

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Speaker 5: Dude, they had hell the animals I think on their tour.

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Speaker 5: Didn't they travel with a ton of fucking animals on

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Speaker 2: Do you not know that I was the Joker of sugar Land?

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Speaker 3: So Austin, Texas, what are we going to do there?

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Speaker 2: I know that he We're going to watch Kyle play.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna watch Kyle play pickle ball.

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Speaker 1: I haven't been to Austin in a while because of

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Speaker 5: Like, yeah, sixth Street.

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Speaker 1: Shakespeare's was one of my favorite I hope it's still around.

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Speaker 3: I just went to that TV festival for The Righteous

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Speaker 3: like a true honky tom It was yeah, aciate that word.

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Speaker 1: Horse and it was some of the best fucking country

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Speaker 1: honky talk shit I've ever been to. Like people were dancing,

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Speaker 1: like the vibe was fucking cool.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, it was tight.

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Speaker 3: It was like people were like truly like line dancing. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I would love to get into a line deal, cwan

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Speaker 3: I would love that, and everyone from like it was

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's sick.

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Speaker 3: And I drank a lot of tequila and drank a

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Speaker 2: Yeah it was mine. Mine.

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Speaker 5: Dancing isn't hard. It's not that hard, is it hard?

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Speaker 5: I've never done it in like the wild.

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Speaker 3: I think you just got to kind of know the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all about knowing the.

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Speaker 2: Can you just look at.

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Speaker 3: How it's built.

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Speaker 2: Right What line dancing? Do you guys know nothing?

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Speaker 3: The electric slide?

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Speaker 2: You don't know the electric slide?

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Speaker 3: No, you don't know the electric slide?

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Speaker 5: No, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I've been to a few Filipino weddings and they get

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Speaker 1: weddings go crazy for that ship.

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Speaker 2: So like, besides the electric slide, what is an I

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Speaker 2: don't know the names.

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Speaker 1: They're all they all kind of look the same. You

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Speaker 5: Well, that's like the whole line you.

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Speaker 1: Grandma looking at Lola baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's happening.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what what I was there? There was this guy

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Speaker 5: Did you not?

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Speaker 3: So I fucked him?

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Speaker 2: And that's a bad thing, isn't that the whole point?

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Speaker 2: Did he get behind you? Yeah, that's that's what That's

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Speaker 2: like what I he did?

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Speaker 3: He was he was grabbing my hips and try and.

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Speaker 5: That's what I want to do.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm wondering.

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Speaker 5: So it's gonna be fine if you if you want

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Speaker 2: I know I know a guy.

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Speaker 3: I know a guy Kyle.

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Speaker 1: If you can grape vine right and you can grape

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Speaker 5: I can actually do that.

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Speaker 1: Gonna be just fine.

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Speaker 5: I can probably dip too, But I do not know

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Speaker 5: this electric slide?

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Speaker 1: What is the electric Can you demonstrate its every it's electric.

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Speaker 2: Wait did you guys not go to I'm the only

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Speaker 2: person who for sure did this like any wedding. No,

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Speaker 2: well that but as a teenager or not teenager, like

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Speaker 2: and you wore like a little blazer and then like

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Speaker 3: You're you're from a different world than we are. It's

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Speaker 3: called katillion, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're talking about soups.

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Speaker 2: It was called katillion.

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Speaker 3: That's like a southern thing or rich people.

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Speaker 2: They called it fortnightly. Fortnightly.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I truly have no.

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Speaker 3: That's some country club ship. We don't know we're we're from.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you guys are water trash. I'm a dirt person.

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Speaker 2: So this is where.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's country club chic. You guys are water trash.

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Speaker 3: I'm a dirt person.

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Speaker 2: To put on a little navy blazer and some khakis.

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Speaker 2: The girls that wear white gloves, it was it was.

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Speaker 2: It sounds cool you wear like aftershave. As an eleven

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Speaker 5: The hell, okay that sounds.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember you remember when you first I remember hearing,

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Speaker 3: and I think we've covered this, hearing that cool Water

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Speaker 3: cologne had afrodisia acci in it, and that's what women

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't think it. I just thought. I don't

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Speaker 5: think I knew about afrodij I just knew the cologne.

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Speaker 2: Was like the way Adam's out here breaking the bottle

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Speaker 3: And I smelled my dad's cologne. I got horning as fuck. No,

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Speaker 3: I heard it was like a scientific thing. Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: So I doused myself and this shit. I was so

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Speaker 5: I can remember taking cologne to like camp and having

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Speaker 2: All of my clothes just doubted.

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Speaker 5: Brute or whatever it was happened, you know what.

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Speaker 1: I want to bring back The first deodorant I ever

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Speaker 1: again because that shit is for men only.

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Speaker 2: Do you see it in the store. It doesn't exist, dude.

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Speaker 3: I feel like everyone just just used what their grandfathers. Like.

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Speaker 3: We just used what our dads used, and our dads

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Speaker 1: Way and that explained America.

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Speaker 3: My grandfather did old spies.

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Speaker 5: Oh dude, it was speed stick I had.

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Speaker 1: Anything else is unlized.

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Speaker 3: My grandfather did old spies, but old spies used to

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Speaker 1: Your grandpa was a fucking savage bro. He used old spices.

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Speaker 3: No, it used to be like for old people, it's

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Speaker 3: old spies. It's like this old thing.

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Speaker 2: Really, it was in the title did he used swagger?

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Speaker 3: And then now it's like mindsets like Swaggerhound on it

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Speaker 5: I'll take old spice swagger.

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Speaker 3: Chloe's like I need to get your died or what

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Speaker 3: kind of is it again? And I'm like, it's a

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Speaker 3: old spice, Swaggerhound, pure sport or whatever.

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Speaker 2: It's old spice but naked touchdown. It's yah, I got it,

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Speaker 2: got it. It's the smelebration. Yeah, I mean they've they've

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Speaker 2: they've rebranded. It almost seems like that's the only deodorant.

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Speaker 2: Like the commercial blitz is intense, Like if you look

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Speaker 2: if you're a kid, what else do you even know

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Speaker 2: to buy besides Old Spices based on all the commercials?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: True?

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Speaker 1: What do you guys think? How did they get the

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Speaker 1: branding of old Spices? So Okay, there's a ship on

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Speaker 1: the logo, so they're saying like they're bringing spices from

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Speaker 1: the like the old world. Do you think that the

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Speaker 1: you know, the first deodorant Old Spice ever made was

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Speaker 1: like way back in the day, made with some like

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Speaker 1: really crazy spices from like some Actually, before I answer,

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Speaker 1: what do you think?

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Speaker 2: No, I want to hear more.

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Speaker 1: When did old Spice start? Because the branding is off

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Speaker 1: the chain. It makes me think it's been around forever.

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Speaker 3: So the history of old Spice was inspired by his mother,

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Speaker 3: this guy named Schultz.

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Speaker 1: Oh, she was an old spicy bitch.

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Speaker 3: His mother had potpourrie, and he named the fragrance early

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Speaker 3: American old spice oh to smell like his mother's potpourrie.

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Speaker 1: Well, why is there a ship? The ship makes me

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Speaker 1: think it's Spices.

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Speaker 3: Because it's early American. So you think of big ships.

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Speaker 1: When I think early American, I think Model t Ford.

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Speaker 5: You're talking branding versus origin.

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Speaker 3: So that was nineteen thirty seven, so they're thinking, oh,

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Speaker 3: that's hey, we got it, we got it. Why does

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Speaker 3: that suck?

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Speaker 2: You know? He said, is that sus?

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Speaker 1: Sus? You say, suser sucks that sus?

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Speaker 3: Why does it?

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Speaker 2: Why does that sus?

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Speaker 1: Why is that old spy? They have a ship because

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Speaker 1: they will and it's sane spice. So what do you

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Speaker 1: think of when you see a ship and spice?

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Speaker 5: But you're talking about you're talking about origin. You're talking

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Speaker 5: have a ship on it. I don't know if it

450
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,480
Speaker 5: had a ship on it in nineteen thirty seven.

451
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:54,640
Speaker 2: But even if it did, who fucking cares, it's still branding.

452
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,080
Speaker 1: You know what they're playing there? You know what they're

453
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,920
Speaker 1: playing into. Talk to me old Spice with the ship.

454
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:03,320
Speaker 1: It's like spice track because actually spicy track, I have.

455
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,640
Speaker 3: No idea why you're planting your flag.

456
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,399
Speaker 2: Tray trade trade.

457
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,760
Speaker 3: He's talking about the spice trade Blake, Yes they are,

458
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,720
Speaker 3: but what's the problem with that, But this.

459
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,320
Speaker 2: Is from nineteen thirty seven.

460
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,520
Speaker 1: That's obviously past the spice track.

461
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,160
Speaker 3: Yes it is.

462
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,239
Speaker 2: Where are we going with this?

463
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:23,200
Speaker 3: He's just getting fake riled up right now. Blake Is

464
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,800
Speaker 3: is digging out kind of.

465
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:28,399
Speaker 1: Pissed because if they're gonna call it swagger.

466
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:32,719
Speaker 3: Hound, and they're just calling it Swaggerhound now the rebranding

467
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,200
Speaker 3: to get.

468
00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:35,800
Speaker 2: The youths swagger hound, it's just swag.

469
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:42,920
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, unless they're importing the swagger key import swag

470
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:48,760
Speaker 1: key outport. I can't remember the exact dialogue, but we're called.

471
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,719
Speaker 5: You're talking workaholics, now, yes you are.

472
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:53,200
Speaker 2: So.

473
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,879
Speaker 3: Initially it was they it was a woman's fragrance, okay,

474
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,280
Speaker 3: and then they it was a woman's fragrance. It didn't

475
00:20:59,320 --> 00:20:59,880
Speaker 3: sell that well.

476
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,400
Speaker 2: It was a woman's fragrance.

477
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,920
Speaker 3: Then in nineteen thirty eight they pivoted to men's fragrance.

478
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,240
Speaker 3: It started to spell us so little bit. And in

479
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:12,560
Speaker 3: the mid century they started to expand and evolve and

480
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,000
Speaker 3: they were it was really starting to sell very well.

481
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,480
Speaker 3: Then they were brought up by Procter Gamble. They made

482
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:21,439
Speaker 3: that big money in nineteen ninety for Mucco Deo.

483
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's when they got me, and then.

484
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:27,439
Speaker 3: They rebranded again as the man your man could smell

485
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,120
Speaker 3: like and I don't even know what that means.

486
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,800
Speaker 1: That's fucking weird. That's like the dude you want to fuck.

487
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,120
Speaker 1: Your dude can smell like him.

488
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:38,880
Speaker 2: Dude, that's horrible. Wow, this smell the man, your man

489
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,960
Speaker 2: can smell like. And they're like, I want to fuck

490
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,080
Speaker 2: him at least.

491
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:47,160
Speaker 1: But our deodorant smells Our deodorant smells like Ryan Goslin's dick.

492
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,760
Speaker 3: So, especially in the nineties, it was for it was

493
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 3: for old people. It was like, yeah, this is like

494
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,359
Speaker 3: what grandfathers wear. In the nineties, and then in the

495
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,880
Speaker 3: early or in the late two thousands, Old Twice Underwinness

496
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:05,159
Speaker 3: significant rebranding campaign, The brand aimed to shed its image

497
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,879
Speaker 3: as a product for older men and appeal to a

498
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 3: new assault was a series of viral marketing campaigns that

499
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Speaker 3: used humor and absurdity to create Believe Eric commercials.

500
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, tim Eric.

501
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 2: Warehunty, Timothy high Decker, you've been rangoed.

502
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 3: By the way, Sign me up. I would love to

503
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,440
Speaker 3: do an old I'd love to be a swagger hound

504
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,199
Speaker 3: for old spies.

505
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Speaker 1: Come on now, did oh no?

506
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, Adam is the man that you want to smell

507
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 2: like a man of No.

508
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,960
Speaker 3: I'm the one that like, there you're my My wife

509
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,960
Speaker 3: looks at someone else and be like, I wish, I

510
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 3: wish I could fuck him, and I'd be like, you can't,

511
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,119
Speaker 3: but you could smell me while you fuck me, and

512
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 3: then I'll smell this on.

513
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 2: Just rubbed the odor in all of your nuts.

514
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 1: Sure, put your face in my armpit.

515
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 3: Well, I rail you.

516
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 2: It's so cool to have a peek behind the curtain

517
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 2: of your mariage, Adam, thank you for.

518
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 1: That. Which brute, I'm sorry, I'm going back.

519
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,119
Speaker 2: I was a brute guy because my dad was a

520
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 2: brute guy. And then I think that ye, brute was

521
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,680
Speaker 2: the thing. Old spice just got me an old spice

522
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,960
Speaker 2: smells really good, and now you can't find brute. I

523
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,919
Speaker 2: guarantee you. The old spice people were like, we need

524
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 2: to take brute out.

525
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,359
Speaker 1: Old spice should make a flavor called brute, and it

526
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 1: should smell like brute, and it should be in green.

527
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 3: I bet that that sounds lost.

528
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 1: Suit city is brute even in who made brute polo?

529
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 5: If bruits, if Bruit's not a thing, if Brute's not around.

530
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 5: If Bruit's not on the shelves anymore, this is pretty game. Okay.

531
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 2: What was on the thing for Brute though, Blake, are

532
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 2: you cool with them? By the way, what are you

533
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,439
Speaker 2: talking about? Like it's got to have the thing from

534
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 2: the SNA.

535
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,160
Speaker 3: Brute is for sure for sale.

536
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 2: Had a polo player on it shirt, but like, I

537
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 2: don't know if people were playing polo.

538
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,440
Speaker 1: But this is what I was saying, because Brute was

539
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 1: green and square, Polo was green and square.

540
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,640
Speaker 3: It still is. It's for sale right now. You could

541
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 3: buy it at Amazon right a Target.

542
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 5: What you can get Brute in a in a cylinder

543
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,159
Speaker 5: or a roll on or what.

544
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could get it in all different sizes.

545
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,719
Speaker 2: Awesome, Yeah, awesome.

546
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,919
Speaker 1: I'm trying to let you guys in on my mind here.

547
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:13,120
Speaker 1: Like Brute and Polo, they were both the same green

548
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 1: they still are.

549
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,119
Speaker 2: Are we getting Brute tonight together? Should we meet in

550
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 2: Wess Hollywood and get some Brute. I'm like an arm

551
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:20,120
Speaker 2: and hammer guy.

552
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 5: I would do some brute.

553
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 2: Bro. You know you're an arm and hammer guy because

554
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,160
Speaker 2: you're like a stinky old refrigerator.

555
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're an arm and hammer. You use arm and hammer?

556
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 2: Do you it's like a white body with a yellow head.

557
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:35,120
Speaker 2: It's like baking soda. Army Hammer, Wait you have you use?

558
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 2: Army Hammer eats.

559
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 3: Odor eating.

560
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 1: It eats them alive. It ties up your arm hit

561
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: sweat and fucking bangs it and eats it.

562
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it eats it's heart. Yeah, eats your heart.

563
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: I watched I feel like I watched that documentary on

564
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:55,880
Speaker 1: like Disney, so it's gotta be real.

565
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,199
Speaker 5: What documentary the Army Hammer one? Oh on Disney.

566
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 3: What's such? Is he was a big Workolics.

567
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no, that's not what sucks. That's not what sucks.

568
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 3: That's a that's part of the No, that's the worst.

569
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 3: By watched the whole documentary, did you? I doubt you did.

570
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 2: Now that think about domedy bridges a lot of things.

571
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 2: Man is true.

572
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 5: That's in the documentary.

573
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a whole chapter of him and Weyman.

574
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 3: That was like I was like, I was sick. I

575
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 3: was like, Oh, he's a big Workoks fan, we should

576
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 3: work with him again.

577
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 2: And then he is.

578
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 3: Then his text talks about uh, like eating girls and

579
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 3: wants to like fillet them and ship.

580
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, dude, By the way, did you see

581
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:36,399
Speaker 1: uh durs comes in handy. I'd love to try that.

582
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 5: Yeah.

583
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 3: What the crazy part about that documentary, the arm and

584
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 3: Hammer UH documentary was like his grandfather was a Russian

585
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 3: spy and was like, that's why you told me?

586
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,199
Speaker 2: And what I mean?

587
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 3: Did you watch it? Did you watch the whole thing? Yes?

588
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 2: I did, of course.

589
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was cool.

590
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 5: It was cool.

591
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 3: Like his history of his Uh family was like, yeah, they.

592
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 2: Were all vampires.

593
00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 5: They were vampires.

594
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 3: Grandfather was a Russian spy that rolled with Reagan. He

595
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 3: was like Reagan's homeboy and they he'd like go to

596
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,120
Speaker 3: the White House and visit him and ship old War

597
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 3: era and he all of his phones were tapped, so

598
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 3: he would like get these guys and I'm not saying

599
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 3: if he had Reagan in his pocket, but his thing

600
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 3: was extortion, and he would get people to say things

601
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 3: on his top phone and then would extort them and say, well,

602
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 3: you have to do what I want because I had

603
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 3: your voice saying.

604
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: Trickle down, a little trickle down. Yeah, it's an interesting family.

605
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 2: I'll stream it.

606
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,400
Speaker 3: And by the way, I was like, my grandpa didn't

607
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 3: do ship.

608
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: My grandpa wore brute.

609
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:41,120
Speaker 3: My grandpa should have been extorting more people. My grandfather

610
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 3: was just a mail man. I'm like, you didn't extort

611
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 3: anybody good the mailman man.

612
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 5: I think I'm ready to I'm ready to go to brute.

613
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 5: I'm looking at all these different kinds of brute you

614
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 5: can get. It's good.

615
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: It does smell like a barber shop, right, like, I

616
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 1: can't remember kind of I used to wear it to

617
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 1: junior high and I never got one compliment from a girl.

618
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 1: As soon as I switched the old spice, chicks were like,

619
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: that's when you have swagger. Old spice is a better Yeah,

620
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: you're Are you a swagger hound or really?

621
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 2: Do you remember when you started smelling girls? Stop when

622
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 2: they would start rocking but old? When girls started rocking

623
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 2: herbal Essences and it was like the most Oh yeah,

624
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 2: super fragrance. Do you remember the commercials? Of course, of

625
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 2: course they like this commercials epic dude.

626
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,479
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that got me right.

627
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: I just said jo to herbal Essence commercial.

628
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 3: I bet you Blake, Blake didn't. I jerked off pretty

629
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 3: predominantly to porno Blake. I guarantee who was jerking off

630
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:50,439
Speaker 3: to all things non pornobal commercials. I got thirty seconds

631
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,399
Speaker 3: to he like takes a girl's sweater and steals it.

632
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 5: Really Yeah, well you could take the herbal Essence commercial.

633
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 5: You could think about it and run in the bathroom

634
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 5: real quick.

635
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,159
Speaker 1: No, this was like in the day of VCR. You

636
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: could hit record real quick at the end of the

637
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 1: cammeal fucking herbal s You just rewind that ship when

638
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: they're going.

639
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 6: Oh, you did have a VCR in your room and

640
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 6: you could do that ship this technology, ship herbals.

641
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 2: My point was in that era, if you sat behind

642
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 2: somebody who used herbal Essences, like in class, like it

643
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 2: was what it was like what girls smelled like for

644
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 2: like six years. There wasn't like another smell.

645
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 3: Well, batho body Works was was that's what every girl

646
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 3: smelled like, bath and body Works. And I truthfully hated it.

647
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 2: I don't even know it Like ship. It sucked.

648
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: It was way too flagrant, fragrant, way too fragrant, flagrant, fragrant, flagrant.

649
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 2: My man talking about flagrances.

650
00:28:55,480 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 1: Flagrant fragrant, did I say flagrant? I said, it's the

651
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: same word.

652
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 2: Just it isn't. This is two different words and flagrant Okay.

653
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 2: Shout out to Sean Clemens podcast flavorant Ones.

654
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: Kyle definitely frozen. The weirdest look Junkin.

655
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 2: I'll take a picture of that, Kyle. Oh, he's gone,

656
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 2: He's gone, God damn it.

657
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 3: Chunkin.

658
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it smells strong, but that's kind of what you

659
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 2: want when you're in middle school.

660
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 3: It was too much for me. I remember my girl.

661
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 3: I asked my girlfriend to not use it. I'm like,

662
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 3: it's too it's too much.

663
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 2: You were the first person to say can you not?

664
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 5: Yeah?

665
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 3: I was like, this is just just wash up?

666
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 2: Can you not?

667
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: I feel like Bed Bathroom Beyond was like the same

668
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 1: era as like, what was it.

669
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 2: Not bed Bathroom Beyond? You're thinking of bathroom body works?

670
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 3: And then what was the bath and body works?

671
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 2: Blakes Blake, that's all the girls from his high school

672
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 2: smell that bas mats and.

673
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, just comforters, pillows, no doubt.

674
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: What was the the candle shop that used to go off.

675
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 2: Yankee Yankee candles?

676
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yankee candles. I feel like those were twin mall stores.

677
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that?

678
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 1: It was just a candle shop that Like, I.

679
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 3: Feel like we hung out in a lot more malls

680
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 3: than you did. It was. It was a lot of

681
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 3: hanging out in malls.

682
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 2: I was in the streets.

683
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 1: You were spray painting things in the streets, the streets.

684
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 3: Of the country.

685
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 2: Cut in the streets.

686
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, the well manicured, very well paid, well paved, well

687
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 3: manicured lawns.

688
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 2: No, a lot of speed bumps, slow down, a lot

689
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 2: of tiki torches.

690
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 3: Portland, Oregon, that's where we're heading after Austin, Texas.

691
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:34,479
Speaker 2: I got family there.

692
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 3: Portland. I mean we maybe we leave the de order

693
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 3: in a home because Portland can get like kind of stanky.

694
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 3: That's what I like about Portland. It gets a little funk.

695
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, they need some brute Yeah, I love Portland. I

696
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 1: haven't been in Portland in a while.

697
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 3: And those are dueling keep Austin weird, keep Portland weird cities.

698
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 3: Who was first?

699
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to see who's the weirdest, who's the weirdest? Yes,

700
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 1: I would like to go, and then we will be

701
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: the judge who lamed weird first. That's the question. I

702
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: think Austin, Dude, I was gonna say, it's gotta be awestome.

703
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 3: I thought Portland.

704
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 2: But Oregon is already well kookie.

705
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 1: Kind of weird, whereas like Austin is like the weird

706
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 1: part of quote unquote weird part of Texas, you know, Portland.

707
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 2: Is the same vibe where they're like, well, what are

708
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 2: we saying weird? Like liberal in a also kind of

709
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 2: conservative states.

710
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 1: Just keep Austin liberal. I mean that's what it is, right,

711
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: It's yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a little more accepting.

712
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like cool. You want to you want to

713
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 2: pierce those come on in here, let's go.

714
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: Weird is just acceptance. That's what's cool about weird is

715
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: just it just means you accept people.

716
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 3: It's just just like girls with sectum what do they

717
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 3: call that sect symptum?

718
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 2: Deviated septums?

719
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 3: You know, with the scene right there, I feel like

720
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 3: every girl in Austin and Portland has one of those

721
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 3: a septum. And that's what keeping it weird is it's

722
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 3: just having the nose piercing soul.

723
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: It takes maybe dude, while we're there. I know Kyle's

724
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 1: not here to speak for himself, but he should definitely

725
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: get that piercing a septum, piercing.

726
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,959
Speaker 2: The sense that like the centaur or not the centaur,

727
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 2: what's the fucking bull ring the minotaur?

728
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 3: Do we all get that? For the Austin Portland run?

729
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 3: And then we can just take them out.

730
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 5: I love that idea.

731
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 2: And when you go first, I'll be right behind your potential.

732
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 4: Let's go.

733
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 3: How quickly does it heal up?

734
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 5: If?

735
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 3: Because I do not want a hole in my nose.

736
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 2: Never, No, you never. You always have a thing there.

737
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, because think of all the dudes who do like

738
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 1: massive amounts of coke and their septum, just like dissipates,

739
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: just disintegrates some blake. I think that's a major thing

740
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: about coke. Dudes who do a ton of coke is

741
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: the middle of your nose, you're sept You're right, it disappears.

742
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 3: It could be a women too, hey or them things.

743
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 3: Anyone could do tons of coke blake, any human beings

744
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 3: keep it Austin weird. Yeah, but so that heel it doesn't.

745
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 3: It's not like your ear where the hole will close

746
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 3: up after after a while it doesn't. But even then

747
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 3: it doesn't fully.

748
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 2: It still looks like you had like a zip that

749
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 2: you pop the turn into a scar, like when someone

750
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 2: has like a nose piercing.

751
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 3: But it's like fully up in your nose, right, I

752
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 3: don't want it on the outside. I'm talking about the

753
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 3: bull ray.

754
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit is sick dude. If you do that,

755
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: I will be so hyped on you.

756
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 8: I think we all need to. I'm not gonna be

757
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 8: the I don't like it. I think you go first.

758
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 8: You go first, a big old doing first, inspire mile second.

759
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 3: I'll go first. If you guys promised to also go.

760
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,479
Speaker 1: I'll go as soon as you go first, Kyle go second,

761
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: then I'll go third.

762
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 3: And then I'll or or nipple piercings either either we

763
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 3: all get. We have to get some kind of piercing.

764
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: In Austin, we're piers I.

765
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 3: Feel like, dude, I feel Kyle is going to be

766
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 3: come back fully pierced. He's you know, he's gonna have

767
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 3: two nipple piercing. He's gonna have a tongue ring, just

768
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 3: bored out of his mind, tongue ring at the because

769
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 3: we're going to be drinking at night, and Kyle doesn't drink,

770
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 3: and so he's just gonna be getting more and more piercings.

771
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: He's just fully tatty.

772
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 2: So that's Portland's Portland we're getting here sings.

773
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 3: I hope that. And then we go to the parent

774
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 3: beautiful Paramount Theater and I looked up this theater in Oakland, California.

775
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 3: It is beautiful, dude. That is a pretty pretty theater.

776
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we just talked about Oakland the other day.

777
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 2: It's got a real swagger.

778
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,240
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm very excited.

779
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 2: That's just the way.

780
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, real swigger.

781
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 2: That's that you want. You looking for some spices that

782
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,359
Speaker 2: are old. There's moles spice there, pal.

783
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's up to our Bay Area boys to uh,

784
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 3: to help us sell that bad bitch out we are

785
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 3: bay Area.

786
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, no problem, trust me. There's gonna be a lot

787
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: of people from Clayton Valley there representing come on, let's go,

788
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: and also my mother and my stepdad and Leilani from

789
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: my mom's work.

790
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 2: I want people that went to high school with you

791
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 2: to come out. We're doing like, uh, we're gonna do

792
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 2: like questions to the crowd kind of thing where you

793
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 2: can write a question and we'll read it at the

794
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 2: on stage. I want people that went to high school

795
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 2: with you to just not even ask questions, but just

796
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 2: to tell me how.

797
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,919
Speaker 3: How you really were, what I really remember. That's also

798
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 3: what I want. I feel like, let's do that in Chicago,

799
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 3: Let's do that in Oakland, and then let's do that

800
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 3: in Omaha.

801
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 2: No one from my high school was coming out to

802
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 2: see me, But I love the idea.

803
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: What I really remember is the way he smelled, like

804
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: like my grandpa with this brute deodorant in Polo Cologne.

805
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 2: Yeah I want that.

806
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 5: Yeah.

807
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 2: I'm sure people who I went to high school have

808
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 2: sent some cards up that say this guy did with

809
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 2: this and that.

810
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oakland's gonna be crazy.

811
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 3: They're just all going to talk about like, yeah, he

812
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 3: was like he had really fucked up teeth, He had

813
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,479
Speaker 3: like these giant, thick glasses. He had a major glow

814
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 3: up after after high school.

815
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 2: I guess that's fine.

816
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now your hottest fuck dude. Now you're the

817
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 3: hottest one out of all of us, guaranteed.

818
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 2: Actually really cold. Did they see its blasting in this room?

819
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 3: So Oakland, and then we get Mosion down to beautiful

820
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 3: sunny San Diego at the Civic Theater of the Pacific Theater,

821
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 3: and San Diego is always a good time, dude. We

822
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 3: always throw down, always saying we've done it.

823
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 1: We should we dress up like Marvel characters like his

824
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: comic con or what what should we do?

825
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 2: That's a great idea. You go first, Adam, will go third, I.

826
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 3: Feel like that might endear me to the Marvel.

827
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: That's true. You guys have beefs the way.

828
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 3: Yeah. I had a real dust up with Marvel where

829
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 3: I was sort of taken out of context about me

830
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,959
Speaker 3: saying that they ruined comedies. Blah blah blah blah.

831
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 2: How could that be taken out of context?

832
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 3: I stand by what I said. I stand by what

833
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 3: I said. But you know, they get those Marvel fans

834
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 3: get real riled up. So I am going to dress as.

835
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 3: Uh what's a good Marvel character to dress as? I

836
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 3: don't know. I feel like I'm the thing.

837
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaker 1: For sure thing Puck, which one's put he was on

838
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 1: Alpha Flight. He's really cool.

839
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 2: San Francisco, Oh yeah, real world San Francisco.

840
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also real world dress up like MTV real

841
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: Was Puck the.

842
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,240
Speaker 3: One that like slapped that girl? No, that was Seattle.

843
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 3: That's Seattle, remember, But.

844
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 2: Then it turns out, sorry, was she bipole?

845
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 1: No, Puck didn't anybody.

846
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 2: He put his finger in the peanut peanut.

847
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 1: Butter after he picked his nose.

848
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 2: And then told him to go die. He was like,

849
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 2: you've got aids, why don't.

850
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 5: You go die?

851
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 2: And then he was like how cool.

852
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 3: Is it that reality TV was so new at that

853
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 3: point that all of us were watching the exact same

854
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 3: show and can remember dumb little things from you.

855
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: But you know what, it also was weird. It was

856
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: like the first time you were like introduced to like

857
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:27,280
Speaker 1: gay people, like on your TV, like being gay living

858
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: like truthfully, like out loud.

859
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 2: I had one strutting around the house.

860
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 1: But yeah, for sure, yes I did.

861
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 3: I didn't have a gay brother, but yes, you had

862
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 3: a gay bro just rutting.

863
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,760
Speaker 2: A lot of Madonna coming from the third floor.

864
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: But it was like, oh shit, this is this is

865
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: fucking cool. It was a great introduction to like all

866
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: walks of life. That's why real world was fucking cool.

867
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 1: It was the real world.

868
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm not gay, but my girlfriend is. That's a

869
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 2: really deep cut. I don't remember very well.

870
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 3: By the way, I read some comments on uh our

871
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 3: like I was watching Family Feud a little clip of it,

872
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 3: and I read some of the comments and every every

873
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 3: girl was like, uh, Jersey's brother is the hottest. Oh

874
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 3: my god, he's so fucking hot. So if you ever

875
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 3: wants to jump ship and try to fuck girls for

876
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 3: a while, I think he would have a legion a

877
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 3: legion of ladies.

878
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 2: I think that's how it works for a lot of

879
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 2: gay guys. A lot of gay guys are found attractive

880
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 2: by women and.

881
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,240
Speaker 1: Swaggerang, we got cool, we got swagger and the hounded,

882
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: let's gool lucky.

883
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well that's what it is is they know that

884
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 3: they're not going to fuck up, so they could throw

885
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 3: out that they can hound all that swagger, that that

886
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:35,839
Speaker 3: Jeremy what is his name, Alan White?

887
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 2: But just say the bear guys, Jeremy Alan?

888
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: Why the bear guy?

889
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 4: Uh?

890
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 3: Okay? So San Antonio, Texas, Oh damn, spur me, baby.

891
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 3: If I've spent too much time in San Anto, and

892
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 3: I don't think I've spent a lot of time in

893
00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 3: San Antonio.

894
00:38:59,120 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 1: I've never been.

895
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 2: We gotta go.

896
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: I want to go the river Walk.

897
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 3: Oh I have been to San Antonio and I did

898
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 3: walk the river walk. Now that you mentioned it, is

899
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 3: it cool?

900
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: Hey, let's go.

901
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 3: Walk along the river.

902
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 2: It's pretty cool.

903
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll beach.

904
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 2: We had something like that in Los Angeles that was

905
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 2: a little bit more central outdoorsy, and yeah, because we

906
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 2: do have the beach, but that it's so one side

907
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 2: of the city.

908
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 3: That's why you got to move here, buddy, ye move

909
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 3: over to the beach.

910
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 2: Uh it's such as fucking zoo though. Yeah, yeah, true,

911
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 2: you know.

912
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 3: And then and then all of our parks in LA,

913
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 3: like Running Canyon is just covered in dog shit.

914
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 2: Yeah it smells like dog pass so bad.

915
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, just every dog in the city just goes there

916
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 3: to take just giant dumps and then no one picks

917
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 3: it up, like we need a riverwalk, San Antonio, We're

918
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 3: coming to you, baby, sugar Land Texas.

919
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 2: Is that sugar Lynn, sugar Lind sugar Land brought to

920
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 2: you by sugar Land. What's your last name? Sugar Lin Beard?

921
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 3: Yep, who would say? And who's in Mike and Dave

922
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 3: Ney wedding. It's me very funny actress.

923
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,439
Speaker 2: Game Overman fights and also in Game Over.

924
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 3: Man that is correct and also in the package. Yes,

925
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 3: so we're outside of Houston, Texas, So sugar Land is

926
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:14,840
Speaker 3: essentially Houston, Texas.

927
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait, dude. If we don't go to

928
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 1: the fucking screwed up click like DJ screw Store, that's

929
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 1: gonna be so.

930
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 2: Uh huh yeah, Candy Paine dripping trunks waving.

931
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,879
Speaker 3: So if we don't, that's going to be so cool

932
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:27,879
Speaker 3: or do you want to go there?

933
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 4: No, we have to go.

934
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: We know we have to go. We have to go

935
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: to screwed up records that would be so insane for it.

936
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 3: And do we get as a special guest? Do we

937
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 3: try to reach out to Kelly Rowland and Beyonce and

938
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 3: try to get them to re unite? And the other one?

939
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 2: I say, we aim for them and we land on

940
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 2: Riffraffer or somebody else from Houston? Right?

941
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: I don't think Riffraff lives in Houston anymore.

942
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 2: No, he's a Vegas boy, but he's a he's from Houston. No, right,

943
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 2: yes he is.

944
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 3: It seems like he should be. I watched Red Rocket

945
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 3: the other night. Did we talk about that? I had

946
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,919
Speaker 3: not seen it? It was it was a good movie.

947
00:40:59,080 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 5: I really liked it.

948
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 3: Rid Rocket was the the Simon Rex.

949
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 2: Yes, just when you thought we were done talking about

950
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 2: Simon Rex. Yeah, we never ever.

951
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 3: And then we're in Huntington, New York. And I think

952
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 3: that's a little upstate? Is that correct? Hey? All? Like

953
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 3: for sure better than like none of us have looked

954
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 3: up any of this.

955
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: That's something about this tour for us.

956
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 2: We're like, just WHOA one of our producers if I may.

957
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 2: One of our producers just said, Riff Raff went to

958
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 2: my high school. Yes, haha, I don't understand. I don't

959
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 2: know what's funny. That's very cool.

960
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,439
Speaker 1: I bet there's a lot of stories about that guy.

961
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 2: Was he at high school with you at the same time?

962
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 5: I doubt it.

963
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 2: I think he's around ten years older.

964
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 3: I think he's a lot older.

965
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 2: But what is the legend?

966
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 5: What is it?

967
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh, Long Island? Okay, that's right. Yeah, Huntington, New

968
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 2: York is uh is in Long Island. We're very, very

969
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,399
Speaker 2: excited about Long Island Home Day Los Soul.

970
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: Yes, it's gonna go off, baby, Strong.

971
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 2: Island is what a lot of people say.

972
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:59,760
Speaker 3: And Becca, our producer, saying that you wasn't in school

973
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 3: at the same time, but he is beloved. So yeah,

974
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:06,399
Speaker 3: obviously obviously for sure, let's get Riff, Let's get Raff

975
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 3: out there.

976
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 4: Uh.

977
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 3: Then we're going to New York, Newark, New Jersey, which

978
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 3: I haven't really thrown down in Newark before. I would

979
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 3: love to get my new work on. Get your Sopranos.

980
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah?

981
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 5: Yeah?

982
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 2: Hell is that where Sopranos took place?

983
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 5: Yeah?

984
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 2: I think so, my crazy yeah, I think you're right, yeah,

985
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 2: just just just right across.

986
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: Let's all wear soon.

987
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,760
Speaker 2: And we got to get to the bottom of Newark

988
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 2: Newark because like, what what's going on? Like obviously new

989
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 2: York is right there, and with somebody like this is better,

990
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start calling it Newark and they were like, good.

991
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 3: Luck with that, or or if like someone just misspoke

992
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 3: and they're like yeah, from Newark and the right and

993
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 3: then Nework and they're like yeah, guys, meant say new York.

994
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 3: And then they're like, well, this is what the city's

995
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 3: called now too late.

996
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: We wrote it down. Ben Franklin wrote it down.

997
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 2: It's it's things like these that drive me crazy, where

998
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 2: like it's suddenly nuts, now we have to call this

999
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 2: place Newark. Like people still still say Indians about people

1000
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 2: like indigenous peoples of North America very soon, when the

1001
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 2: basis of that is that a dumb ass thought he

1002
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 2: was going to India, landed here in North America and

1003
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, these are Indians now, and we still

1004
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 2: say that.

1005
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 3: I will say that that's the one hundred percent what's

1006
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 3: happening with Newark, New Jersey. That is one percent.

1007
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: The exactly what I'm saying is where's it come from.

1008
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: It's actually the same guy. It's Christopher Columbus. He fucking

1009
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 1: stopped in Newark. He's like, I think I'm in New

1010
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 1: York And then that guy was.

1011
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 3: A fucking moron.

1012
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 1: Dude, what's happened Christopher Columbus?

1013
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 3: Fuck you like a bozo?

1014
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 2: Okay, Wow, some blake's gonna be eating alive.

1015
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, fucking strong strong take.

1016
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

1017
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 1: I love Italian people, Spanish.

1018
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 3: And then we're going to.

1019
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 2: Okay, New York, New York City, New.

1020
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 3: York City at the beautiful Beacon Theater. That's a big,

1021
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 3: bad bitch. I'm really excited for New York. That's going

1022
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 3: to be a bag.

1023
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 2: I've heard things about that one, yes, yeah, and we've.

1024
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 3: Had great times in New York together. I'm excited to uh,

1025
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 3: probably have a really great dinner, probably go out that night.

1026
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 2: What's the hit up?

1027
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 3: Some cool die bars? I like Josies is a cool

1028
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 3: die bar.

1029
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: I feel like that show is going to be like

1030
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: just Kyle doing an Alicia Keys set where it's just

1031
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: Kyle and a piano and then we're kind of like

1032
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,919
Speaker 1: in the background a little bit, but it's just Kyle.

1033
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 2: Just let me.

1034
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 3: Want to sell that. We want people to show up.

1035
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 9: If you're listening in your concern, I think it's gonna

1036
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 9: be Kyle in a piano, isn't explaining his hard out,

1037
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 9: and we're gonna be kind of very funny.

1038
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 3: Admittedly that Alicia Keys song rocks Wow, dude, that's her

1039
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 3: and jay.

1040
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 1: Z right, yes, and then Kyle's going to do that.

1041
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: He's gonna do Rihanna run this town like Kyle. That's

1042
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 1: Kyle's night.

1043
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,879
Speaker 3: So okay, all right, well I might I might top

1044
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 3: to also be there, and I think you're going to

1045
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 3: be there, and and Dere's is going to be there,

1046
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 3: and maybe but it might be a lot of Kyle

1047
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 3: and piano. It could be.

1048
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 2: I might even say it can't be.

1049
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 3: It could be, or it could be kind of what

1050
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 3: you expect with the podcast. Uh okay, most of us

1051
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 3: talking about our butttholes. I don't know if we're going

1052
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 3: to take a departure for the New York show. Also,

1053
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,399
Speaker 3: it might be Kyle and a piano.

1054
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 2: Piano in Kyle inside of a piano after playing half

1055
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,720
Speaker 2: of a song man you stupid.

1056
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: Maybe that's Newark. I don't know, But show up and

1057
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 1: see if it's just Kyle and a piano.

1058
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 3: Well, let's have every we save that for Ben Salem. Pa.

1059
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 3: I like every like Ben Salem. I feel like there's

1060
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 3: a bunch of times.

1061
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: That's Philly, that's basically Philly.

1062
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 8: Is that right?

1063
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 3: Is that right?

1064
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1065
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's like our Philly date.

1066
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 2: I got some family that told me that They're like,

1067
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 2: this is what you think Philadelphia was, And I was like,

1068
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 2: I don't know. We're just we're just going on the road. Wow, dude,

1069
00:45:59,120 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you.

1070
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 3: I don't know. Also, people think that like we chose

1071
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 3: each city, what how we chose.

1072
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 1: Oh no, I chose Bensalem.

1073
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 3: How we chose uh the venues or the places that

1074
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 3: we're going to is these are the places with the

1075
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 3: highest concentration of TII Nation.

1076
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 2: Listeners for sure, really absolutely So this.

1077
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 3: Is how they booked it is they looked at the

1078
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 3: list of where our biggest markets are and they're like, Okay,

1079
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 3: well book chose there, and that's.

1080
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 2: Why we can't help it if we're suburban Commando.

1081
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 3: So if you are like, why aren't you coming to Florida?

1082
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 3: There's not enough people that listen to the podcast in Florida.

1083
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 3: You guys are on some other shop.

1084
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: That's crazy because I have so much love for Florida.

1085
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 1: The fact that they don't listen, I'm a little.

1086
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 3: Pissed they don't love you. I think I think it's

1087
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:45,840
Speaker 3: pretty resoiuned they don't love you.

1088
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 2: Favorite city, favorite city.

1089
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 1: In Florida, Naples, Florida.

1090
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 2: Where are you?

1091
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: Please? Shout me out?

1092
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 2: We should get our Naples.

1093
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 3: We would have to.

1094
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: And also the West Florida. I would love to do

1095
00:46:59,160 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: a Key West day.

1096
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 2: That would be I would love to Key West.

1097
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:02,919
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1098
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 2: Key West seems seems like it's a very cool place

1099
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,399
Speaker 2: to just uh maybe go missing. I've been.

1100
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 1: It's great. It's a great time.

1101
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's for sure. What's what would happen there? One

1102
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 3: of us would never come back.

1103
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: Oh, it's an amazing time.

1104
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 2: Where did he go?

1105
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 3: Well, he died and then we find out it's just

1106
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 3: Kyle's on a ship. He has a pet parrot, he

1107
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 3: somehow's missing an eye.

1108
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 2: He's Captain Ron, it's science.

1109
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 1: He would love it there.

1110
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 3: Never going to Tulsa, Oklahoma.

1111
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: Oh, dang, the Oklahoma's tap in Please.

1112
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been to Tulsa. There's a very good steakhouse.

1113
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 3: I cannot remember the name of it. I wish it

1114
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 3: would come to me.

1115
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna eat a lot of steak. We're gonna eat

1116
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:44,800
Speaker 1: a lot of steak.

1117
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 3: I've been that once and it was one of the

1118
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 3: best steakhouses I've ever been to, And I hope it

1119
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,399
Speaker 3: comes to me and eats so much.

1120
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 2: Ready, do you meet the cow? Do you meet the

1121
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:55,399
Speaker 2: cow before you eat?

1122
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, we're gonna give him a little kiss.

1123
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 3: Yes, you go out into a field, you meet it,

1124
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 3: You look at it in its eyes and say, I

1125
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 3: show eat your haunch. Kyle rides it. Uh huh, he's crying.

1126
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 2: Huh.

1127
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 3: And then but also we're on a real stake run

1128
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 3: here because after that Kansas City, Missouri, where every relative

1129
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 3: that I have is going to be at that show

1130
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 3: and the next show, which is Omaha, Nebraska, and I'm

1131
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 3: gonna have like at least one hundred people.

1132
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: Well, hey, let's not skip over Kansas City too much,

1133
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,879
Speaker 1: because I know Sean Malto and his friends are gonna

1134
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: come out that way.

1135
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:32,479
Speaker 2: Come on, baby, Wait is he going to be out there? Dude?

1136
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 1: He makes the pilgrimage all the time. That's the way

1137
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: to go.

1138
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 3: I love that he has to come and if he

1139
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 3: does come, we have to demand that he comes on

1140
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,240
Speaker 3: stage and do skateboard tricks. Oh he has John Malto,

1141
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 3: very famous skateboarder, very cool, fun guy. I feel like

1142
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:50,879
Speaker 3: we need to put him to work and have him.

1143
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 3: Maybe we build a little ramp and he yeah, let's

1144
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 3: get he does some stunts.

1145
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 2: I'll pitch. He he does a stunt and then he

1146
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 2: hands a skateboard to Blake and Blake does a stuff.

1147
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 3: Wait all pitch.

1148
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 1: We bring a piano out and Sean Malto just plays

1149
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 1: piano and like kind of just like.

1150
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 3: Okay, I thought we were saving that for Newark or

1151
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 3: New York.

1152
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 1: Well, I just feel like at every stop there should

1153
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,359
Speaker 1: be a piano and someone should just really play.

1154
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,359
Speaker 2: And this is why everyone's got to come out, because

1155
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,399
Speaker 2: you never know what we're gonna do. We are gonna

1156
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 2: be doing something, as Adam would say, fragrant shit each show.

1157
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 2: It's gonna be it's gonna be different, it's gonna be fun.

1158
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:29,279
Speaker 2: You're gunna want to see it.

1159
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: And it's gonna be a lot of piano.

1160
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 3: That is what I said. I said fragrant, I know, but.

1161
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 2: I used it wrong in this context. Uh, Blake is

1162
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:40,760
Speaker 2: gonna be all gallaghered out smashing watermelons at least once.

1163
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

1164
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 3: The fun part will be Like every city we go to,

1165
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 3: it's just finding like a one weird fun thing to

1166
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 3: just do to make it a little different, to make

1167
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 3: it stand out.

1168
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 1: Most of the time, it's kissing each other and then

1169
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: pulling our wieners out. A lot of times it's just

1170
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: us three way kissing each other and pianos.

1171
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,839
Speaker 2: We gotta do one in a cold plunge for an

1172
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 2: hour and whoever dies loses.

1173
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not a bad idea. I bet I would.

1174
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 3: I bet I'd be the one to stay the longest

1175
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 3: and then immediately have to go to the hospital because

1176
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 3: I cannot warm back up.

1177
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 2: I got a feeling that Kyle just would be like,

1178
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 2: it's not cold to me.

1179
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 1: He's a corpse.

1180
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 3: He would just like sit in it and go because

1181
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 3: he got in my cold plunge and he was a

1182
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 3: big old bitch.

1183
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 2: A real bitch about it. When you're a bitch about something.

1184
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 3: You were there, blake you you were you do not

1185
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 3: remember that?

1186
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: Oh that was before the Irvine show. I was blackout.

1187
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 5: Well why didn't you cry about it?

1188
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 2: Okay, this is makes a lot of sense news to me.

1189
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 2: And then we're going to uh, are we going to

1190
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,840
Speaker 2: your we can? Are you taking me to your childhood

1191
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 2: home or at least outside of it in Omaha. Are

1192
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 2: we doing a little tour of the town.

1193
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, we we for sure could do all that stuff.

1194
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 3: And I'll take you guys to some good food places.

1195
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 2: I want to see the window that someone some girl

1196
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 2: jumped out of.

1197
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 3: Uh huh, the story these stories I've heard, I got,

1198
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 3: well that that wasn't my house, that is that is

1199
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:08,439
Speaker 3: my friend's house.

1200
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 2: I want to go there, drive out the window.

1201
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 3: If I can remember where it is exactly, I'll drive

1202
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 3: drive past it. But uh, you're gonna be like, oh,

1203
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 3: this is when I went to Blake and Kyle's hometown

1204
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 3: Clayton h conquered, conquered, but Clayton and conquered or like

1205
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 3: right next.

1206
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,720
Speaker 1: To each other, right, yes, very close, but we are conquered.

1207
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,439
Speaker 3: We claim conquer you conquered. Yeah. So when I visited

1208
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 3: them and conquered, I was like, oh, we grew up

1209
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 3: in the exact same town. It's just like suburbs. It's

1210
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 3: just suburbs in fact, suburban of America where I was

1211
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 3: like Oh, we get the exact same that's why we

1212
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 3: get along so well. And I think we clicked initially

1213
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 3: as we literally it's the same restaurants, the same town.

1214
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 2: Was your mailbox at the street or on the house

1215
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 2: the street? Wow, Jesus Christ, unbelievable.

1216
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:00,799
Speaker 3: Why does that blow your mind?

1217
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a different world. There's some a little

1218
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 2: there's something different about walking out to get that mail

1219
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 2: as opposed to open your front door and grabbing it

1220
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 2: right off the wall.

1221
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: There, you're right, you're absolutely right.

1222
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:14,879
Speaker 2: Along.

1223
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's that's the tour. Baby. Wait what about

1224
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 3: a good Time?

1225
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 7: Wait?

1226
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 1: What about Seattle? Did we already say that one.

1227
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 3: Or the last? Well we did that on the first

1228
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 3: bat dates.

1229
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: That's an insane run.

1230
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:28,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're doing a lot of shows.

1231
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 2: Some would say too much, a lot of.

1232
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, our lives and girlfriends say that too much.

1233
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 2: But huh, it seems like a lot.

1234
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 9: Well.

1235
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 3: I think we have to get it in because I

1236
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 3: truly don't think there will ever be a time when

1237
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 3: we'll all be available to do it again. And who knows,

1238
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 3: maybe you know, the strike ends and someone has to

1239
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 3: go back to work, and you know it's three of us.

1240
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 3: But I truly think that this will be the time

1241
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,919
Speaker 3: that all four of us can get on the road

1242
00:52:56,239 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 3: and be together and do a string of shows, which

1243
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 3: will be really fun.

1244
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm actually yes, I'm very excited.

1245
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 3: To be a blast to meet the fans of all

1246
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 3: different shape, sizes, smells.

1247
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy, Like I cannot wait to meet what,

1248
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,720
Speaker 1: like just go across country and like fucking meet fans

1249
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 1: that maybe been rocking with us for like twenty years.

1250
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:25,319
Speaker 2: Who's our YouTube, who's our guy?

1251
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 3: What the heck?

1252
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: I can't summon it right now.

1253
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 2: But remember the one dude who had like a handle.

1254
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 1: He would always he would always he would comment on

1255
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 1: every YouTube video, and he said, and he's like been

1256
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: with us though.

1257
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 3: You know that is cool because I've done stand up

1258
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 3: tours and so this is gonna be your guys first

1259
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 3: time like on a proper tour. And it is really

1260
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,359
Speaker 3: cool to meet some of these fans that have been

1261
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 3: fucking with us since the mail order comedy days, like

1262
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 3: watching our videos and stuff and then and then to

1263
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 3: see us progress and then do workholics and then kind

1264
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 3: of fail miserably right after for that.

1265
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and.

1266
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 3: Sort of like our careers sort of fizzle out and

1267
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 3: then now they get to support us and be like,

1268
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 3: we need to prop these guys up. These guys are said,

1269
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 3: it's going to be so cool.

1270
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:11,919
Speaker 7: Dude.

1271
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just hope.

1272
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm going to give lots of hugs. I

1273
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 1: hope Durs is open to it as well.

1274
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. We're all trying to catch new COVID.

1275
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 2: What are we talking about? We did we did this,

1276
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 2: I know we did this in Orange County. It was great.

1277
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 2: We took all the selfies and had the fun and

1278
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 2: uh yeah, it was amazing.

1279
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 3: I cannot wait to see how much COVID we get, Like,

1280
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 3: how what the is it over? Under two of us

1281
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:33,720
Speaker 3: get COVID.

1282
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 2: We we're all going to get it. But then you're

1283
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 2: I would prefer to get it in this in this

1284
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 2: first weekend out and then we're just set.

1285
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,839
Speaker 3: For the record. Yeah, and then you just bang it out.

1286
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,319
Speaker 2: Yeah smart, Which is weird for me to say, because

1287
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, does it exist?

1288
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 3: It never?

1289
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 2: It's a hugs.

1290
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:53,279
Speaker 3: Well, any tape backs and the apologies. It seems like

1291
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 3: Kyle gave up.

1292
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 2: He definitely did.

1293
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:56,239
Speaker 3: He chunked out.

1294
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 2: Look at this text he texted, uh, I had a

1295
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 2: huge Internet project happening over here, and very possible the

1296
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 2: workers might have been what happened to me, Hey, maybe

1297
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 2: we don't schedule these things at the same time.

1298
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah, an internet project when we're doing the

1299
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 3: you can't schedule it for a day that we're not doing.

1300
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 1: The app or or we say we don't do the

1301
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:19,280
Speaker 1: podcast today. Yeah, well there's miscommunications.

1302
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 2: I want to apologize to the guy from YouTube when

1303
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,240
Speaker 2: we were in our mail or comedy days.

1304
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: What the hell is this that would it was like

1305
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: a bash or cash or.

1306
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 2: You can't remember your name. You've been there since day one,

1307
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 2: and we salute our shorts to you, and.

1308
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 1: I hope we see you.

1309
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 6: Uh.

1310
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 3: And I would like to sort of epic slam you

1311
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 3: guys for not bringing up my sick beard the first

1312
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 3: time I've ever grown my facial hair out, and not

1313
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,360
Speaker 3: one mention, not one mention of it.

1314
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,839
Speaker 2: Honestly, Adam, this is a week.

1315
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,480
Speaker 3: This is this is this is just as much as

1316
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 3: your beard.

1317
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: And I don't call min a beard.

1318
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:55,799
Speaker 2: What do you call that thing?

1319
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: It's just kind of like, you know, double facial growth.

1320
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this is a week and there's some change.

1321
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 3: Not not the strongest beard you've ever seen. But you

1322
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 3: know it's not it's not nothing.

1323
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: No, it looks great. Actually, I wish you would keep

1324
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:09,879
Speaker 1: it growing.

1325
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 2: Glad we got I'm glad we covered.

1326
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 3: I just wanted to cover it because then next time

1327
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 3: you see me, I could have shaved this thing. I

1328
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,320
Speaker 3: don't know. Is this a tour Beard's a good chance?

1329
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 3: Is this a tour beard? Do I keep it?

1330
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 4: Zz top?

1331
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,479
Speaker 1: What if we all grow our beards really long? Don't

1332
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Speaker 1: tell Kyle and we have like really long beards, and

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Speaker 1: then he's out there like playing the piano.

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Speaker 3: And we I don't know, but yeah, maybe huh, you know,

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Speaker 3: really play the piano. You think he's like out tickling

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Speaker 3: the ivories. He knows like three, so I'll learn it.

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Speaker 2: He'll learn it.

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Speaker 1: There's only one way to find out, and that is

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Speaker 1: to wheel a piano out during the live shows and

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Speaker 1: let him tinkle around ivories.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we come on toscarn California.

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Speaker 1: Dot Com, Cortland, s Ada.

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Speaker 3: Getting excited.

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Speaker 1: Lou Way man, this ship is gonna be fire