WEBVTT - The Postman Always Rings Twice

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<v Speaker 1>The postman always rings point. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach.

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<v Speaker 1>Carlos said, Uh, my name Benny Man, Benny Phipps. Hey you.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make sure I got the right person.

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<v Speaker 1>You You you work for a post office, right? Uh? Yeah, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you deliver mail off a Murphy Road? Uh? Sometimes? Yeah? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I live it. First of all, I wanted to make

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<v Speaker 1>sure I had the right postman. Nah. It's been brought

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<v Speaker 1>to my attention that there's a postman that has been

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<v Speaker 1>stopping by my house. And I'm what I'm not understanding

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<v Speaker 1>is why are you bringing mail to my door? The

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<v Speaker 1>post to just putting mail in the mail boxes on

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<v Speaker 1>the street where everybody got their mailbox set. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you say that again? Murphy Road Road? Yeah, I deliver

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<v Speaker 1>over there. Uh, but you say delivering package at your house? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you've been bringing mail to my house in

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<v Speaker 1>the polls here. Here's what I'm trying to tell you, Carlos.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife is at home all days, she don't work.

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<v Speaker 1>And my understanding is you've been stopping by there on

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<v Speaker 1>more than one occasion, on a on a daily basis.

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<v Speaker 1>You're coming by there two or three times, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but what I'm understanding, it ain't no male being brought

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<v Speaker 1>over that. I'm trying to figure out, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing at my house? Now? What? What? What? Really? Then

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<v Speaker 1>brought all this to a head because you already know

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on. Let me going on. Let you know that,

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<v Speaker 1>car Od, I do know what's going on. I picked

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<v Speaker 1>up the clothes from the cleaner's this morning, and to

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<v Speaker 1>my attention, it's a man's post office shirt in my pack.

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<v Speaker 1>What color was it? It's blue? Light blue? Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>explaining to to me how your shirt get in my house?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have my name on it? Cause that could

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<v Speaker 1>be anybody's shirt? Okay, So so hold on what you're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to say, it's some it's mo post me and

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<v Speaker 1>stopping by my house. Yeah, man, sometimes sometimes you know, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we do have different guys in that in that neighborhood,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because I here's my problem, man. My problem

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<v Speaker 1>is this is that my wife is at home all

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<v Speaker 1>day every day. And my understanding is it that you

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<v Speaker 1>stopping body else bringing more than First of all, the

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<v Speaker 1>uh you can call you can call the one a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred numbers, because how do you get my number? The Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't worry about that. I find ways. It's how

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<v Speaker 1>you how you get my address that you're stopping by

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<v Speaker 1>that every morning. I just deliver what they give me

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<v Speaker 1>to deliver, and do I put another in a box.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is a package I don't get out. Excuse me,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do that. That That wasn't me, dude. I

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<v Speaker 1>just this morning and pick up clothes. And it is

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<v Speaker 1>a post office shirt in there that belong ever done.

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<v Speaker 1>It belonged to a man. That's got to be it

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<v Speaker 1>must be yours. That's none of mine. Man, that's not mine.

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<v Speaker 1>I have all mine. Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what this is we're gonna do. Carlos, Carlos, see what.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something. I know you're lying, see,

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<v Speaker 1>and what you're doing is you're delivering more than mail

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<v Speaker 1>at my house. And I know it. Carlos, You understand me.

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<v Speaker 1>So li's not excuse me, that's not me. It can't

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<v Speaker 1>do me. Let me let me tell you something. When

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<v Speaker 1>you come on Murphy Road tomorrow, okay, I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>out there at them, but at the mail boxes, waiting

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<v Speaker 1>on you for what? For what? Because me and you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have this problem that we got tomorrow morning, when

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<v Speaker 1>you bring the mail. So when you bring the mail,

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<v Speaker 1>bring you to. Okay, Carlos, hold hold of me. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you threatening me? I'm telling you, when you bring the mail,

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<v Speaker 1>bring you to. Dude, Dude, I didn't come at you

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<v Speaker 1>like that. You ain't gonna come to me like that. Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey man, you came up in my house and I

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<v Speaker 1>know you of the shirts in my house. Dude, that

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<v Speaker 1>was not me. I don't know where you live, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know who you are, but you threatened me. Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey man, I'll see you in the morning at the

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<v Speaker 1>mail box, bringing Carlos. I'm out tomorrow, but I would

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<v Speaker 1>come to your house. We're playing clothes on it. Whoop, y'all?

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<v Speaker 1>What you want me? Hey you, it's o the road.

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<v Speaker 1>I will roads bring you because what you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>keep doing it's running up in my house while I'm

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<v Speaker 1>out at work trying to earn a living for my family.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you up in my house laying up and you're

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<v Speaker 1>leaving your clothes? I found some amazing now. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you use when you spray on them dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>I found that too. I'm gonna bring some extramames. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna spray you with that. MA will not killing out,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can't wait till the morrow. Excuse me. I

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<v Speaker 1>told you I wasn't the one. But if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to put me wrong for real, okay, cool, I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>when I see you. When I see you tomorrow, it's old.

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<v Speaker 1>It's whatever. Are you threatening me all that? I tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what. I will come over there some playing clothes

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<v Speaker 1>because you're not gonna let me lose my job. Dogs

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<v Speaker 1>whatever it's got to be. I don't care if you

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<v Speaker 1>if you're in the post office uniform, I don't give

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<v Speaker 1>a damn if you and your pot jamas calls. But

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<v Speaker 1>when you come to that mail box and I find

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<v Speaker 1>you out there by the mail boxes, that's your man.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I know you've been in my house. Carlos. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling you I'm there, okay, so be it there, So

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<v Speaker 1>be it. I got I got one more thing else.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to tell you when you before you get there,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me what you know I recalled me. What is

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<v Speaker 1>you listening to me? Yeah? His nephew Tommy from the

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your

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<v Speaker 1>co worker? Are you? You ain't this ain't this from

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<v Speaker 1>my right all right? Man, dude, I'm driving put on

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<v Speaker 1>to the side of the road. I'm hanging out the truck.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to go cray. I don't want my way

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<v Speaker 1>to your house right now. It's on my way to

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<v Speaker 1>your house. I took God for work, Dan, Man. I

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<v Speaker 1>got one more thing to ask you, man, what is

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<v Speaker 1>what is the baddest radio show in the land Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Morning Radio Show, No Doubt all the Way