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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's hopping on the new cosmetic

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Speaker 1: beauty trend.

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Speaker 2: Knuckle plumping.

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Speaker 1: Rumor is the Kardashians are starting to do it. Are

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Speaker 1: those knuckles real? Or did you get plumped? Oh? Let

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Speaker 1: me sure you sign up now for your knuckle plumping

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Speaker 1: with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we have a laser and those other skinny nucks just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first Laser Stories out of Iowa. Recently, a couple

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Speaker 1: was in the stairwell at a Marriotte hotel when they

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Speaker 1: tried to go up to the fourth floor but were

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Speaker 1: confronted by a naked man swinging a toilet plunger around.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's some exciting action stairwells. The creepy things always

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Speaker 3: happened in the stairwell, just prime.

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Speaker 1: He reportedly told the couple, I'm gonna get you. So

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Speaker 1: the two people ran back down escape and then the

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Speaker 1: nude plunger dude continued through multiple floors, terrorizing guests by

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Speaker 1: swinging the plunger and pulling fire alarms, yelling things like

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Speaker 1: yachtzie and NIABINGI.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what that game.

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Speaker 3: Is, but I could picture one of YouTube being the story.

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Speaker 1: After ten minutes of this, he was finally subdued by authorities.

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Speaker 1: Police say the guy is twenty one year old Trevin Hill.

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Speaker 1: He was charged with assault, criminal mischief, and disorderly conduct.

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Speaker 1: The reports he was a flight attendant for Southwest Airlines.

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Speaker 1: I'm serious, and that during his naked rampage, he also

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Speaker 1: defecated on the floor of.

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Speaker 2: The hotel.

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Speaker 3: To make it gross.

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Speaker 1: Dude, Oh my gosh, it's unclear if he was on anything.

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Speaker 2: Really is it?

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Speaker 1: Is it really a confirmer Tony, But I think it

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Speaker 1: just goes to show this is a good example of

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Speaker 1: flight attendants who shouldn't bottle up their frustration with the passengers.

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Speaker 2: Just let it all out on the flight. Eve, don't

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Speaker 2: complain to him.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story, we're going to Orlando. A seventy

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Speaker 1: two year old woman named Doris Spritzman was cleaning at

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Speaker 1: the Orange County Courthouse this past weekend when she walked

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Speaker 1: into a cell and the doors accidentally slammed behind her.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, and the worst part she left her phone

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Speaker 1: on her cleaning car just outside of the cell door.

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Speaker 3: It's worse, so she could see it, oh man.

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Speaker 1: So she tried yelling, banging on the door and hope

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Speaker 1: someone would hear her. But unfortunately for Doris, no one

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Speaker 1: was around because it was the weekend.

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Speaker 3: An apple watch or something that she could call someone.

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Speaker 1: She had no food and was without her insulin. However,

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Speaker 1: she was able to get water from a small faucet

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Speaker 1: inside the cell. It wasn't until Monday morning got a

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Speaker 1: prison guard noticed her cleaning card unattended, and when he

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Speaker 1: went to check it out, he found door inside.

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Speaker 3: What a nightmare. No one like in her family like

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Speaker 3: reported that she was still at work for three days.

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Speaker 1: That's a good point too, Maybe she's a single lady.

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Speaker 1: She was more mad at herself than anything and didn't

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Speaker 1: have to be taken to the hospital, but was given

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Speaker 1: a whopping two days off to recover two days and

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Speaker 1: then it was back to work. Okay, look at that.

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Speaker 1: You get trapped for two days, you get two days off.

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Speaker 3: But there is one cella in that jail, very clean. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: just the one.

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Speaker 2: This next lazer story is out of snack Central.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. When it comes to Dorito's, are you a nacho

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Speaker 1: cheese fan or is it cool ranch?

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Speaker 3: All the way?

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Speaker 2: It's so good. Maybe you like to shake things up

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Speaker 2: with some flaming hot limone really good. Yeah, Well, if you're.

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Speaker 1: Lucky enough to be in the UK at the end

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Speaker 1: of the month, you can add a new favorite to

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Speaker 1: your lexicon, the whopper flavored Dorito the small chocolate balls.

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Speaker 2: What that's what Burger I thought.

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Speaker 3: You're talking about whoppers like the chocolate candy.

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Speaker 2: From forties route nobody actually buys anymore.

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Speaker 3: That's better described as.

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Speaker 1: Having the bold, cheesy flavor of the classic nacho cheese

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Speaker 1: imbued with the charred meaty flavor of the classic b

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Speaker 1: K whopper.

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Speaker 3: They can get that char flavor. Imagine putting these in

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Speaker 3: your whopper from it would be so good in the

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Speaker 3: sandwich ie putting chips and sandwiches viz.

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Speaker 1: Tortilla chips are hitting the shelves at the end of

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Speaker 1: the month in select UK locations. And it's not the

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Speaker 1: first time Burger King and Dorito's have linked up, because

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Speaker 1: back in twenty fifteen, you might remember the duo released

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Speaker 1: Dorrito's Loaded, a handheld cheesy triangle of heaven that was

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Speaker 1: making waves in seven eleven stores nationwide.

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Speaker 3: It was like stuffed right.

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Speaker 2: And unofficially killed four people. Oh, yeah, I believe you.

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Speaker 1: I guess the real question now is do any of

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Speaker 1: our UK friends want to hook up some North Americans

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Speaker 1: with a case of Whapper Dorito's.

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Speaker 3: Yes, send them over to talk to as.

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Speaker 1: You've got some friends over there. This next the stories

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Speaker 1: out of Baby Headquarters.

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Speaker 2: Yay, I want to live here.

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Speaker 1: The first time you saw this you probably thought it

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Speaker 1: was weird, but it's definitely become a thing. A new

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Speaker 1: poll found putting your toddler on a leash is now

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Speaker 1: socially acceptable.

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Speaker 2: Finally, I was a leashed kid when I was little.

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Speaker 3: Look what happened.

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Speaker 2: I was spanking. What happened?

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Speaker 3: No mommy issues at all.

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Speaker 2: I don't even talk to her. It's great.

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Speaker 1: Forty eight percent of adults say it's fine, compared to

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Speaker 1: thirty four percent who don't think it's okay.

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Speaker 2: I think I needed one. I had eightyd so bad.

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Speaker 3: I see. These are the cases where I could see

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Speaker 3: it would be helpful.

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Speaker 1: The other seventeen percent weren't sure, didn't have any opinion

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Speaker 1: on Yeah. Here are a few more questions about a

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Speaker 1: brand new study on babies and how people answered them.

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Speaker 1: They asked, would you rather have a boy or a girl?

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Speaker 1: Twenty nine percent said boy, twenty five percent said girl,

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Speaker 1: and fifty four percent said no preference.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, healthy baby.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, good for you. You don't care either way.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna be happy. Aren't you such a big person?

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Speaker 3: Why would you be sad if you had a boy

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Speaker 3: or a girl.

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Speaker 1: It's okay to have a preference. You don't have to

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Speaker 1: be sad. It's just like, oh, I'm hoping for something.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe I can shine some light. I

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Speaker 2: am gonna have a hot baby regardless.

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Speaker 3: Hot baby, brother, what you're looking at for?

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Speaker 2: I'd brother have a hot son than a hot daughter.

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Speaker 1: I got a swat guys away from her all the time.

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Speaker 2: So if it comes out not hot, what do you do?

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Speaker 1: You say?

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Speaker 2: Put it back? That's impossible.

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Speaker 3: Had fatherhood's far off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's never gonna have Another question, is it okay

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Speaker 1: to post photos and videos of your baby on social media? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Forty at a certain age?

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Speaker 1: Forty nine percent said no, absolutely, do not do that? Say?

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Speaker 3: Forty eight percent of those people do it anyway?

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Thirty eight percent said baby selfies are the cutest. Next question,

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Speaker 1: is it okay to entertain a baby with your smartphone?

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Speaker 1: This one causes a lot of controversy. Fifty two percent

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Speaker 1: said absolutely not.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, those are probably not parents. You're gonna get addicted

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Speaker 3: to it anyway. Just process early.

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Speaker 1: And finally, what age is a kid no longer a baby?

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Speaker 1: The number one answer was eighteen months?

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Speaker 3: Oh honestly, like they're really only baby babies for like

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Speaker 3: ten months.

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Speaker 2: Always be my baby.

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Speaker 1: Not everybody agrees, though, eleven percent said four year olds

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Speaker 1: are still babies. It seems like Brook might fall into

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Speaker 3: Children and other people said forty two year old men

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Speaker 3: also still babies. Seriously.

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Speaker 1: But on the flip side, three percent said four months

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Speaker 1: is the cutoff for having a baby.

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Speaker 3: I'd wear a newborn. I'd agree with a newborn.

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Speaker 1: Dip, Hey, four months, stop whining, go get.

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Speaker 2: A job a baby anymore? Use your word.

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Speaker 1: This is the sound of this guy's always going to work.

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Speaker 1: And that means Laser Stories is done for the day.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it again.

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Speaker 2: Same time when we come back on Friday.

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Speaker 3: Yep, that's the one