Speaker 1: Oh my god, the to do list is so long
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Speaker 5: I always hear people say there's a lot of weirdos
Speaker 5: on the dating apps. Yeah, yeah, Well guess what, after
Speaker 5: today's call, you're gonna think there's a lot of weirdos
Speaker 5: in real life too.
Speaker 1: Ah Okay, wait, I think they already do that if
Speaker 1: they listen to the show.
Speaker 5: Well, that's for sure. I say that because of the
Speaker 5: last second surprise that one of our listeners had for
Speaker 5: the woman that he went out with. And if you
Speaker 5: asked a million people, not one would say, yeah, I
Speaker 5: think that's a good, well thought out idea. You should
Speaker 5: totally go through with them. Oh boy, you're gonna hear
Speaker 5: it in your second date update coming up right after
Speaker 5: this second date update, Where's the worst place to take
Speaker 5: a woman on a first date?
Speaker 6: The worst?
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning home of the Second
Speaker 5: Date update? But I mean, garbage.
Speaker 1: Are you going to give us options? Because I have
Speaker 1: some ideas?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean crematorium comes to mind. The garbage, especially
Speaker 5: if you talked about having barbecue already that gosh.
Speaker 1: Smoky flavor is always.
Speaker 5: There is something that might be worse than that.
Speaker 1: There's no way, Jeff Well.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, chure Nobyl, but you know what,
Speaker 5: Let's okay, let's talk to our listener, Reht because he
Speaker 5: thinks he may have taken his date someplace pretty regrettable crematorium.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's all you have to do is come
Speaker 1: on our show and you'll feel better by comparison.
Speaker 5: Before we find out about this woman, just tell us
Speaker 5: the place that you took her.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I took her to my ex's house.
Speaker 5: Oh god, what I am?
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, we got a backup, not even like the
Speaker 1: restaurant where my ex works.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know the bad idea.
Speaker 5: Now, okay, it's good that you realize that. But let's
Speaker 5: go back and start from the beginning. Where did you
Speaker 5: meet this woman? And what's her name?
Speaker 1: And not your ask?
Speaker 5: You actually took.
Speaker 7: Out the girl that I took out. Her name's Christina.
Speaker 7: We met at a hiking club, a small group of
Speaker 7: people that get together and take hikes on the weekend.
Speaker 5: Let me guess you reached for the same cashew in
Speaker 5: the bag of trail mix, and that's cute.
Speaker 1: How did you turn it from hiking to a date.
Speaker 7: So we're both cat people. So that's kind of how
Speaker 7: we came together a little bit on that.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, bond hiking and cat people. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: So I mean you guys had a pretty good relationship then,
Speaker 1: probably before you actually moved into the romantic world, right, Yeah.
Speaker 7: I mean we had tons of talks, and I mean
Speaker 7: I showed her tons of pictures. My cat's name is Sorbet.
Speaker 7: So I set up a date at my house to
Speaker 7: help meet my cat.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like how you said your house. That's good.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we were gonna make pizzas at my place. I
Speaker 7: got a face empty pizza oven. Nice, so we wanted
Speaker 7: to do that. Introduced her to the cat. She looked
Speaker 7: real nice. We didn't burn anything. That's usually a good sign.
Speaker 1: I mean, were you able to have because you guys
Speaker 1: had been friends already, were you able to have like
Speaker 1: some flirty moments.
Speaker 5: Like come up behind her and need the pizza, like
Speaker 5: show her like grab her hands and show her, show
Speaker 5: her how to toss it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we got like a little ghost moment with the pizza.
Speaker 1: Do not say you did that.
Speaker 7: I'm just kidding. Yeah, it was still flirty. A little
Speaker 7: flower getting everywhere, but nothing crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, that's cute. I mean it sounds
Speaker 1: like a setup to a great evening.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds like a great setup to go over
Speaker 5: to your ex's house, because how does that come into
Speaker 5: the picture.
Speaker 7: So, I mean I kept calling for the cat. The
Speaker 7: cat likes to hide when new people are there, so
Speaker 7: I figured they needed a little bit of time to
Speaker 7: get used to her.
Speaker 1: And right, I mean, cats notoriously don't come when you
Speaker 1: call them, you know, right.
Speaker 7: And then I remembered that I actually had dropped the
Speaker 7: cat off at the cat moms that morning.
Speaker 1: What do you remembered?
Speaker 5: You and your ex split custody of your cat.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I mean it was kind of a contentious
Speaker 7: part of the breakup there, but I mean we're good now.
Speaker 1: How could you forget that? It was the whole date center?
Speaker 8: Did I go?
Speaker 1: That makes you look so bad? You're a cat dad
Speaker 1: that doesn't remember where he left his cat.
Speaker 7: I had a pretty busy day and it split my mind.
Speaker 7: I mean I had all the things to worry about.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, that is a lot to tackle, both pepperoni
Speaker 5: and cheese, So I can understand your head was totally full.
Speaker 5: I still don't get how did you end up at
Speaker 5: your ex's house?
Speaker 7: So right after we ate, I was pretty disappointed that
Speaker 7: she couldn't meet Sorbet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, but just chalk it up and you
Speaker 1: make a plan for the next time, right.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I wish I would have done that. That's a
Speaker 7: good point. On our way home, I just figured i'd
Speaker 7: swing by my exes and introduce her to Sorbet.
Speaker 2: No making her home.
Speaker 5: You brought Christina over to your ex's house.
Speaker 7: Oh no, it sounds really bad when you say it
Speaker 7: like that.
Speaker 1: You didn't warn either woman. So you show up unexpectedly
Speaker 1: with a date on your ex's door and Christina doesn't
Speaker 1: even know that's where she's going.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but usually my ex is pretty cool if I
Speaker 7: need to sling by and see the cat, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So, I mean when when we showed up, it was fine,
Speaker 7: but I could kind of tell that she wasn't really
Speaker 7: digging it. X wasn't really happy that we showed up,
Speaker 7: uh to see the cat?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah shocking.
Speaker 5: I can see why you you guys broke up. She's
Speaker 5: not not accepting woman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was a lot of silence and patting the
Speaker 7: cat on the couch, and it was real awkward. She
Speaker 7: was just staring at my date the whole time.
Speaker 5: You're all sitting on the couch together.
Speaker 1: Why did I imagine this just at a doorstep?
Speaker 8: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like say hi to the cat.
Speaker 3: Then everybody parts you like a scene to a funny movie.
Speaker 1: You're inside.
Speaker 5: Okay, So you guys all spent the night at your
Speaker 5: ex's house and then when you left the next morning,
Speaker 5: how did that go?
Speaker 7: That didn't happen? Thank god?
Speaker 5: Okay, good.
Speaker 7: The whole time ended in like a real big fight.
Speaker 1: Wait, a fight with who you in the ex or what?
Speaker 5: You and the cat?
Speaker 7: Everybody kind of ended up shouting, yeah, Christina didn't like
Speaker 7: my ex is being rude, my my accident, like that
Speaker 7: I brought a girl there. It was It was the
Speaker 7: whole thing.
Speaker 1: Why are you wanting to call this girl again? Christina
Speaker 1: doesn't want to have anything.
Speaker 5: To do with you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but your show says you help people get second
Speaker 7: dates and.
Speaker 5: The Apostle miracle workers over here.
Speaker 1: But oh my gosh, can I just ask when you
Speaker 1: drop Christina off at her door, what was the last
Speaker 1: thing she said to you?
Speaker 7: She actually gave me the finger, but I don't think
Speaker 7: she mentioned.
Speaker 5: If it's a finger that I'm thinking of, then it
Speaker 5: could be a good thing. Took the right and the wow.
Speaker 7: She was emotional. Now that we've had some space, it's
Speaker 7: been about a week or so, so I figured we
Speaker 7: could give it another shot and you guys could help
Speaker 7: me out.
Speaker 4: Guys, at least this will be a great story, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm very eager to hear how Christina felt the experience.
Speaker 1: This one was gonna be cussing.
Speaker 5: We don't know. We're gonna call her, we'll see how
Speaker 5: she's doing, but we knew your second date update right
Speaker 5: after this second date update. What went wrong on Rhett's
Speaker 5: first date a little hard to say because there was Pizza's,
Speaker 5: there was cute cats, and the one tiny mistake and
Speaker 5: when I say tiny, I mean like minuscule. There was
Speaker 5: kind of a fight at his ex's house that involved him,
Speaker 5: his date, and his ex girlfriend, resulting at the end
Speaker 5: in a certain finger being pointed at Rhett when he
Speaker 5: dropped Christina off at home.
Speaker 3: And it wasn't a proposal with the wedding ring.
Speaker 5: Other than that, though a plus date. Really you would agree, right, Yeah?
Speaker 7: Other than all of that, I guess it was fine.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, wait, I have a question. Have you had
Speaker 1: a chance to apologize to Christina.
Speaker 7: Well, that's the biggest thing is I just haven't seen
Speaker 7: her in the hiking group at all, and it's not
Speaker 7: often you get to go from friends into dating. So
Speaker 7: I just I didn't want to mess that up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and you didn't.
Speaker 5: I'm sure necessarily think you're the one who needs to apologize.
Speaker 5: It sounds like your ex girlfriend owes her an apology
Speaker 5: for not being cool about that.
Speaker 1: He needs to apologize to both women.
Speaker 8: House.
Speaker 1: You can't bring a date to your ex's house, especially unannounced.
Speaker 5: I don't know who does that. I'm just clearly read
Speaker 5: as somebody that wants everybody to get along. Feels like
Speaker 5: you should be able to move past ex grievances the ladies,
Speaker 5: I don't know why you guys are holding onto this like.
Speaker 1: It's a big deal your ex shows up at your
Speaker 1: house today.
Speaker 5: I don't have one, all right, But we don't know
Speaker 5: the whole story. We have a hunch of what went wrong.
Speaker 5: We need to get Christina's angle to really understand the
Speaker 5: full scope.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear her story, and the thing
Speaker 1: is is that you actually sound like a really nice
Speaker 1: guy that just made dumb choices.
Speaker 7: Yeah. I'm just a really nice guy who made one
Speaker 7: dumb choice, and I told you the whole story.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but her perspective is going to be interesting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, perspective. Well, let's find out what that is. I'm
Speaker 5: going to dial her right now. Hopefully she has nothing
Speaker 5: but good things to.
Speaker 1: Say about you, or she doesn't just cuss at us
Speaker 1: and hang up.
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll see how this goes. I'm dialing she flips
Speaker 5: us off as she answers the phone able to see it,
Speaker 5: we'll be able to feel it here. Hello, Hey is
Speaker 5: this Christina? Yeah, Hey Christina, good morning. We've all been
Speaker 5: very eager to talk to you. Where a radio show
Speaker 5: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, And I don't
Speaker 5: even know where to begin.
Speaker 1: Christina, how are you doing.
Speaker 9: Fine?
Speaker 10: What is this?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: This is a radio show and we're doing a segment
Speaker 5: trying to help out one of our listeners that you
Speaker 5: went on a date with recently. His name is Rhett.
Speaker 9: Uh what Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, actually that's a better response than I
Speaker 1: expected from you. To be honest, I'm being serious.
Speaker 5: Because we heard about your guys' hangout. We won't rehash
Speaker 5: the whole story.
Speaker 9: Wait a second, Yeah, yeah, he emailed us.
Speaker 5: Why is he doing that? Well, obviously because he likes you.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean just that, like you guys were friends
Speaker 1: in the hiking group and then and then you had
Speaker 1: one date and he knows he screwed it up.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can I just hear the story? Like I want to
Speaker 1: hear from your perspective, Like, you show up to his
Speaker 1: ex's house. Did you know that's where you were going?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 9: He was like, Oh, I've got something to show you.
Speaker 9: I really want you to see that.
Speaker 5: I've fallen before.
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, I mean at first I just thought it
Speaker 9: was like his friend or something. I didn't realize it
Speaker 9: was his X. And then when we get into this argument,
Speaker 9: she called me, ah.
Speaker 5: Oh god, okay, but what will go from petting the
Speaker 5: cat to that diet?
Speaker 9: Some major insecurity issues or jumping because she was like, oh,
Speaker 9: do you know what he likes? Because I know what
Speaker 9: he likes?
Speaker 5: Oh god, okay, we did not know that part of
Speaker 5: the story.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Like I said, she yelled at me and called
Speaker 9: me a.
Speaker 1: What did Yes, he was.
Speaker 9: Yealing back at her. It was just it was so dramatic,
Speaker 9: and if this is the first.
Speaker 1: Date, yeah, okay, I'm gonna tell you on the thirty
Speaker 1: second date that would not be okay.
Speaker 5: Look, I I know that we all feel terrible about that.
Speaker 5: Rhett feels sorry for even making the decision to bring
Speaker 5: you over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, he honestly sounds like a nice guy
Speaker 1: that made a dumb choice.
Speaker 5: I don't know he lied to me, okay, that like
Speaker 5: about bringing you over there to introduce you to his cat.
Speaker 9: No before that, so I knew him from hiking, Like
Speaker 9: we hiked together with like a group and we were
Speaker 9: talking about our cats, and he told me that Sorbet
Speaker 9: is five and my cat is five two. So I
Speaker 9: was like, oh, that's cool, to the same age. But
Speaker 9: then his ex told me that Sorbet is nine.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: The name Colin.
Speaker 9: White doesn't loost a five year difference. That's crazy, Okay.
Speaker 5: That was worse to you than the argument that broke
Speaker 5: out between the three years.
Speaker 9: Honestly, I think that he lied about his cat's age
Speaker 9: on purpose. I think he was trying to say that
Speaker 9: it was the same age as my cat so that
Speaker 9: they would get along.
Speaker 5: Okay, I mean we do hear a lot of people
Speaker 5: lying about their age on dating apps to impress somebody,
Speaker 5: not usually lying about their cat's age to impress each other.
Speaker 9: But well, yeah, but like that's important to me.
Speaker 7: I have something to say here.
Speaker 1: I'm not friend.
Speaker 3: You shut your mouth, you liar.
Speaker 5: I really hope you would, because we need to tell you,
Speaker 5: Christina that Red's been on the other line listening to
Speaker 5: this call, wanting to clearly speak.
Speaker 1: And hopefully apologize.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I mean I'm gonna apologize for the fight,
Speaker 7: but not not for my cat being a different age.
Speaker 7: I mean, those are just details.
Speaker 9: Well you might not think that's important, but I do.
Speaker 9: I don't have kids, and not painting on having kids
Speaker 9: anytime soon. My cat is my world. Like, I don't
Speaker 9: want my cat to be the little second side kit
Speaker 9: cat because you have this older, leader mean cat.
Speaker 7: Well maybe if your cat was more mature, it'd be okay,
Speaker 7: hanging out with my old cat.
Speaker 9: Okay, my cat is plenty mature.
Speaker 5: It sounds like it's where's the top hat?
Speaker 1: I don't get it in. I thought we'd really be
Speaker 1: concentrated on the name college. Yeah, Ax's house here, Well that.
Speaker 9: Wasn't cool, but neither in lying about the age of
Speaker 9: your cat, Why would you do that? Why don't you
Speaker 9: why about any like that?
Speaker 1: What if the ex is lying?
Speaker 7: I mean, MYX wasn't lying about that.
Speaker 5: He is nine.
Speaker 7: And then if that's the only thing standing in the
Speaker 7: way of this, I mean, we can always go get
Speaker 7: a five year old cat.
Speaker 1: Okay, there are a lot of cats that need to
Speaker 1: talk to.
Speaker 3: You're dating.
Speaker 5: I like the problem solving. That's a positive.
Speaker 9: So my cat's a third wheel.
Speaker 7: Now that's great.
Speaker 5: What what you're upset at? Yeah, you find very interesting
Speaker 5: things important for your dating life.
Speaker 9: You got to think of it from my perspective. If
Speaker 9: this does work out and we're together, now we've got
Speaker 9: two full time cats and one part time cat that
Speaker 9: we're suffling back and forth between a deck who thinks
Speaker 9: I'm a whore?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I could see that part, But I
Speaker 1: mean it's nine. It's not like you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: do it for many years.
Speaker 7: Like I take offense to that because my cat maybe nine,
Speaker 7: but she looks seven at worst.
Speaker 3: Hows left?
Speaker 1: But we are really stuck on this.
Speaker 5: I know she's very upset that she got cat catfished.
Speaker 5: That's the big issue.
Speaker 3: I think fish cat.
Speaker 1: I think it's just cat fit.
Speaker 9: It is you good cat catfish me.
Speaker 1: Okay, going to the double cat rat.
Speaker 5: You're very sorry, right, tell her how sorry you are
Speaker 5: for doing that.
Speaker 7: Yah? Yeah, I mean, I'm I'm very sorry for telling
Speaker 7: you the wrong age of my cat. And I mean,
Speaker 7: going forward, I swear I won't lie to you about
Speaker 7: something like that.
Speaker 1: Something like that.
Speaker 3: Why would you? Why would you just say I swear
Speaker 3: not lie to you anything.
Speaker 7: Well, because that's like super important. I want her to
Speaker 7: know how important it is that I'm taking her cat
Speaker 7: age very importantly. I won't lie at all.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, honestly, Christina, he is taking it into account,
Speaker 1: and I think a lot of people would not be
Speaker 1: so patient.
Speaker 5: Brook is basically saying team rat, team rat. And so
Speaker 5: we would like to offer to send you out on
Speaker 5: another date with him, and we would pay for it.
Speaker 5: I don't know, two cats, three cats, one cat, no
Speaker 5: cat whatever, however many cats you want, don't want on it?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Fine, a five year old one?
Speaker 3: Perfect?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 9: I doubt you want to go out again with att?
Speaker 5: What do you think?
Speaker 7: I mean, as long as the price is right, I
Speaker 7: guess we could.
Speaker 9: Okay, I know it's I'm kidding.
Speaker 7: Obviously, I would I would love to have a second
Speaker 7: try at this.
Speaker 5: Yes, he went through all this effort to make this
Speaker 5: happen and we're running out of time here. So what
Speaker 5: do you say, Christina, one more date with Rhett? I
Speaker 5: need a yes or a no?
Speaker 9: Fine?
Speaker 7: Yeah, whatever, Fine, Yeah, she's still emotional. She'll get over
Speaker 7: and I'm okay with Fine.
Speaker 1: Are we miracle workers because that is insane.
Speaker 5: Yes, we should take all the credit for.
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: You know what really makes me happy hearing someone regrettably
Speaker 5: agreed to go out on a date again.
Speaker 1: Fine, jeff Fine.
Speaker 5: They're going to look back and listen to this on
Speaker 5: their wedding day. Right before, Christina turns to the past
Speaker 5: and was like, fine, I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure the ex is going to show
Speaker 1: up to that wedding.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just hope the cats show up.
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody showing up.
Speaker 2: I think he's gonna host it at their house.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's a good reminder that everybody crazy. Everybody values different
Speaker 5: things in their relationships, and for Christina, she values honesty
Speaker 5: about your cat's real age. It's number one on the relationship.
Speaker 4: I mean maybe you could have still been dating the Yes, yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't care about that.
Speaker 1: Abound Number five is X name calling.
Speaker 5: Yes, it still mattered to her, just not quite as hot. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but everyone's got different priorities and we know that now.
Speaker 5: So whatever is important to you, we will call that
Speaker 5: person who's not calling you back. Email the show so
Speaker 5: we can help and go check out all of our
Speaker 5: Seconday podcasts wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 6: Brooking, Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: And today call one of our listeners as a barista
Speaker 5: and says she did something that normally she would never
Speaker 5: do while working on the job. Wouldn't you know it?
Speaker 5: A cute guy was involved. Yeah, so she took a
Speaker 5: risk in the name of love, and now well she's
Speaker 5: not getting a callback. I'm wondering when you hear this,
Speaker 5: all the baristas who are listening, would you ever do
Speaker 5: this with a customer that you found attractive? Text into
Speaker 5: seven eighty five ninety two. You're gonna hear what happened
Speaker 5: in your brand new second date update right after this
Speaker 5: second date updated. You never know when or where you're
Speaker 5: gonna meet the love of your life.
Speaker 1: Oh, Jeffrey, that's so nice.
Speaker 5: Like years ago, Brooke met a hunky, traveling salesman named Rule.
Speaker 5: She told us this story many many times on the show,
Speaker 5: but just to recap for anybody who doesn't know. After
Speaker 5: one steamy night involving a diner at the edge of town,
Speaker 5: passion took over, and to this day her husband firmly
Speaker 5: believes that those children are really his. Far It's a
Speaker 5: story that's as romantic as it is factually correct.
Speaker 1: That is not true at all. I have only fallen truly, madly,
Speaker 1: deeply in love with one man, and that is my husband. Name.
Speaker 3: One of the kids middle names was Roy, after the
Speaker 3: real father.
Speaker 5: To Okay, so you love your husband, but you still
Speaker 5: married Roy.
Speaker 4: No, I don't say, Michael.
Speaker 5: Your love life confuses the hell is hard to keep
Speaker 5: up with. All I'm trying to say is that love
Speaker 5: can strike anywhere at any time. I think that's great,
Speaker 5: even when you work as a barista at a coffee shop,
Speaker 5: like our listener Jacqueline does. So let's talk to her. Jacqueline,
Speaker 5: how you doing.
Speaker 9: I'm doing Okay, how were you?
Speaker 7: Guys?
Speaker 1: You sound a little like sad or something are you
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I just I need your help.
Speaker 5: I thought maybe Brook's love story brought you to Tears
Speaker 5: the salesman, but I don't know, maybe got something else
Speaker 5: going on. Tell us about it.
Speaker 10: Well, like you said, I'm a barista at a coffee shop,
Speaker 10: and a couple of weeks ago it was, yeah, it's true,
Speaker 10: I like it.
Speaker 5: That's exactly the attitude that Alexis had when she used
Speaker 5: to work. There's like it's okay, fine.
Speaker 10: Well, a couple of weeks ago, it was kind of
Speaker 10: a slow time of day and I ended up meeting
Speaker 10: this really nice customer and he ordered a latte stop
Speaker 10: and complimented me on my film art with your what art?
Speaker 10: Foam art?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can draw the pictures.
Speaker 1: Did you put your phone number in the foam on
Speaker 1: the top?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: To do that?
Speaker 10: It is hard because I actually didn't do any film art.
Speaker 1: Why would he say that?
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 10: Maybe he was just trying to talk to me, but
Speaker 10: he goes, oh my god, like, is that a dog?
Speaker 10: It looks just like my dog, Kevin.
Speaker 3: He's totally just like joking with you to get your
Speaker 3: dog to you.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I mean I think he knew I wasn't
Speaker 10: trying to do Latche ar because he said I was
Speaker 10: the Picasso of Latche art.
Speaker 1: Picasso's abstract that's not necessarily pretty art.
Speaker 5: It is just very.
Speaker 1: Cool in his cubism face.
Speaker 5: Okay, sure, did you get his name? By the way, his.
Speaker 10: Name is Kenny. The dog's name is Kevin, after Kevin
Speaker 10: from the office.
Speaker 1: I mean, how did you parlay that into anything?
Speaker 9: Well, so you have being like.
Speaker 10: Really friendly and sweet, and I mean, I know this
Speaker 10: is kind of unprofessional, but since having a lot of
Speaker 10: customers coming in, he asked if I would sit with
Speaker 10: him a little bit.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, that is like, I feel like that's bold.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I could ever think of a
Speaker 1: scenario where I would ask any weight stuff to come
Speaker 1: sit with me.
Speaker 5: Although you did go to a Starbucks and try to
Speaker 5: ask out the baristas recently and they all said no.
Speaker 1: It's a good point.
Speaker 4: It wouldn't be a good gauge though, because if it's
Speaker 4: a dead empty coffee shop and she's like, oh no,
Speaker 4: I can't, he would be like, oh, okay, she's working.
Speaker 3: So here's my point.
Speaker 4: So she can say, oh, sorry, I'm working, she has
Speaker 4: an excuse.
Speaker 3: But if she says, yes, I'll say with you. It's
Speaker 3: a huge sign.
Speaker 5: So she's at work. The balls in your court at
Speaker 5: this point, Jacqueline, what did you do?
Speaker 10: I said, yeah, sure, let me just you know, let
Speaker 10: my manageer know. I'm going to take my break.
Speaker 1: And oh you even did it like on the up
Speaker 1: and up?
Speaker 5: Yeah you should have done an oncoming time. Was it
Speaker 5: worth it? How did it go?
Speaker 10: It was good, Like we were laughing, getting to know
Speaker 10: each other. And he asked if I was single, And normally,
Speaker 10: whenever a customer asked me that I lie and I'm like,
Speaker 10: I'm married basically yeah, yeah, yeah, but I was honest.
Speaker 10: I told him, yeah, I'm single. So he asked me
Speaker 10: for my number, and after he left, like even my
Speaker 10: co workers were like, oh my god, that was really cute.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, an immediate gauge.
Speaker 1: No, you get like I would love if two of
Speaker 1: my girlfriends could always go on every date that I
Speaker 1: went on to like tell me whether or not at witwell.
Speaker 5: Alexis if Brooks says, oh my god, that guy and
Speaker 5: you are really cute together. What are you think of.
Speaker 7: Me?
Speaker 2: It's just can I get someone else's.
Speaker 5: But Jack, and this is a coworker whose opinion you
Speaker 5: actually respect.
Speaker 1: Oh, Jeffy, So wait, what's happened since?
Speaker 10: Well we texted back and forth for a little bit,
Speaker 10: but like our last text exchange we had was a
Speaker 10: few days ago and it was kind of weird. Oh
Speaker 10: so he messages me, Yeah, so what's up with Glenn?
Speaker 10: Does he still have his motorcycle?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 10: I don't know who Glenn? I don't know who Glenn
Speaker 10: or anyone with a motorcycle. But I wrote, Haha, what
Speaker 10: are you talking about? And he said, oh, come on,
Speaker 10: stop saying coy with like a smirky face emoji. Is
Speaker 10: this a game? And he never wrote back, and it
Speaker 10: was like kind of awkward, and I don't really.
Speaker 3: Sounds like he was.
Speaker 5: Actually I'm turned on by that conversation. I don't know
Speaker 5: about the rest of you.
Speaker 1: If you put a smirky face, that means that you're
Speaker 1: not upset.
Speaker 5: Ye. Were you guys talking about astronaut John Glenn at
Speaker 5: any point during your conversation in the coffee shop? Pretty
Speaker 5: sure he has a motorcycle. I'm trying to solve the
Speaker 5: mystery here who Glenn is? Uh so we have no idea. Clearly,
Speaker 5: Jacqueline doesn't know. We should probably just call him and
Speaker 5: try and see if he picks up, and you can
Speaker 5: give us some answers. Yes, we will reach out to
Speaker 5: this guy Kenny, and maybe to his dog Kevin and
Speaker 5: try and get you a second date update right after this. Okay, okay,
Speaker 5: all right, hold on second date update today. We have
Speaker 5: a mystery we need to solve. I love the mystery
Speaker 5: of Glenn and the motorcycle.
Speaker 1: Seriously is that?
Speaker 5: I've been thinking about this off the air, and I
Speaker 5: have a theory because who else is notorious for driving
Speaker 5: a motorcycle around the traveling must be his son cruise
Speaker 5: in the highways stealing women's hearts at night, just like
Speaker 5: his daddy did back the Yes, I guess we've never
Speaker 5: done a double date second date. This is interesting. There's
Speaker 5: no Roy, Jacqueline. Would you be up for doing a
Speaker 5: twofer along with Brooke and Roy? If we can get
Speaker 5: Kenny to agree to.
Speaker 10: This, I'm not sure about.
Speaker 1: You could turn it down. I'm also down, and I'm
Speaker 1: also kind of pissed. I get the old guy, Roy
Speaker 1: and you get the young one.
Speaker 7: I'm sure you.
Speaker 5: Guys can work out an arrangement where you could swap
Speaker 5: halfway through the night or anything goes with Roy.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's concentrate on Wait, what's the guy's name.
Speaker 5: Now, Chris, No, it's Kenny. You got to focus on
Speaker 5: Kenny with his dog Kevin. Kenny is the one that
Speaker 5: she met when he walked into her coffee shop the
Speaker 5: other day, made a comment about her foam art. So
Speaker 5: let's try and get that connection back.
Speaker 1: Because after that text, about that weird text he said
Speaker 1: about Glenn, this has to be just some misunderstanding that's happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it's so random.
Speaker 10: Maybe he's accidentally texted the wrong person.
Speaker 3: Texting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and maybe he's embarrassed because he feels like he
Speaker 5: looked like an idiot. So let's give him a call
Speaker 5: and see what he has to say. Here we go, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 5: we're looking for Kenny.
Speaker 7: This Kenny.
Speaker 5: Hey, Kenny, nice to meet you. We're a radio show
Speaker 5: called Brook and Jeffrey and the Morning.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 8: What Yeah, oh.
Speaker 1: Man, this is your show. It's your favorite radio show.
Speaker 5: You're you're on the radio right now.
Speaker 8: Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1: A great question?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because we're doing something called a second Date Update,
Speaker 5: where we try to help our listeners work on their
Speaker 5: love connections with people that they mete out in the world,
Speaker 5: and you were somebody's love connection recently hopefully.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it sounds like you had a nice connection anyway.
Speaker 5: It's a girl named Jacqueline. Okay, remember you went to
Speaker 5: a coffee shop and you kind of had a nice
Speaker 5: little conversation with a barista there named Jacqueline and you
Speaker 5: made a comment about like her foam art.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you said it looked like your dog Kevin.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I do that.
Speaker 8: I do that a lot.
Speaker 7: Actually that's a line.
Speaker 8: Why, Yeah, I've done that a few times.
Speaker 3: I mean, it is really funny and unique.
Speaker 1: But even if you've done it a few times.
Speaker 8: Like, yeah, well it's a few times, but you know,
Speaker 8: it's been more like a few times this week.
Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, how are you drinking a bunch coffee?
Speaker 1: And why? Like why even why even ask her to
Speaker 1: sit with you? Why even ask if she's single?
Speaker 5: If you well, you can't even remember who this is.
Speaker 1: But like, if he's doing this all the time, what's
Speaker 1: your intention? It's obviously not to like have a relationship.
Speaker 8: Well, I'm actually really involved with a social media challenge
Speaker 8: right now.
Speaker 5: Social media might be part of it. What are you
Speaker 5: talking about?
Speaker 1: Wait, Jacqueline was part of it.
Speaker 8: Jacqueline was a part of that, even though you know,
Speaker 8: I don't know exactly who she was.
Speaker 5: Okay, what tell us? What what is this challenge that
Speaker 5: you're doing.
Speaker 8: It's a it's a challenge to help me be more
Speaker 8: social and improve my social skills with other people.
Speaker 1: Gonna say, so far talking to you, I'm not sure
Speaker 1: it's working.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you come off almost like a player, bro,
Speaker 4: like a social tum.
Speaker 5: What is the challenge? I don't understand.
Speaker 8: Well, I have to meet and engage with ten new
Speaker 8: people every day that I don't know.
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 8: In the video it says that Mauristas are friendly and
Speaker 8: easy to talk to. So I send to hit a
Speaker 8: lot of coffee.
Speaker 5: So you're going to a lot of coffee places just
Speaker 5: striking up conversations, hoping to improve your own social skills.
Speaker 5: If you're not trying to pick up women necessarily, just
Speaker 5: be a better talker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she read that totally wrong. You know that. I mean,
Speaker 1: like you guys were too smooth. Yeah, but what did
Speaker 1: you think when she was texting you? And who the
Speaker 1: hell is Glenn?
Speaker 5: Yea, she said, she said there was a message that
Speaker 5: you said about someone named Glenn in his motorcycle. Do
Speaker 5: you know what that is? Yeah?
Speaker 8: That was actually meant for someone else if I did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, see we thought that we didn't know.
Speaker 8: I was talking to a lot of people at once.
Speaker 5: So are you single? Can I ask that?
Speaker 8: Yes? I'm single?
Speaker 1: Are you wait? Are you interested in dating any of
Speaker 1: these strangers that you talk to?
Speaker 5: Or are you just looking for like a million new friends?
Speaker 5: Because Brooke bought all of her friends on Instagram, so
Speaker 5: that probably be an easier route to go just a recommendation.
Speaker 3: I know someone who did, but that was.
Speaker 5: What's the goal here?
Speaker 6: Love?
Speaker 5: We're just friendship.
Speaker 8: I can't say I'm not interested in love. I am
Speaker 8: interested in love, but I'm really engaged in this challenge
Speaker 8: that I'm doing, and I want to see it all
Speaker 8: the way through and I want to finish it. And
Speaker 8: it's taken up so much of my time that I
Speaker 8: haven't really had any to go out on dates at all?
Speaker 5: What im is interesting? Okay, how long until you finish it?
Speaker 5: How much longer?
Speaker 8: I got a little over three weeks left.
Speaker 1: That's a lie.
Speaker 7: Wow, you.
Speaker 1: Could like meet a waiter at the same time you're
Speaker 1: on a date with somebody. Maybe, no, try to you know,
Speaker 1: like birds one Stone.
Speaker 5: I want you to quit on your challenge, but I
Speaker 5: have a better idea. Let's try and keep improving on
Speaker 5: your social skills by reconnecting you with that barista, Jacqueline,
Speaker 5: because he's on the other line right now wanting to
Speaker 5: talk to you. Oh okay, yeah, sorry, that's how the
Speaker 5: segment works, Jacqueline. You're there.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm here, Jacqueline.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling? I'm okay, A little disappointed you.
Speaker 8: We're sorry that we got a misunderstanding going. I mean,
Speaker 8: I didn't mean to let it get to that point.
Speaker 8: Like I said, I'm just trying to work on my
Speaker 8: social skills and complete this challenge.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Just hearing your voice though and thinking about it is
Speaker 8: taking me back some He's a lovely girl I talked
Speaker 8: to with the blonde, curly hair.
Speaker 10: I'm a I'm a brunette, but it's like a light blonde.
Speaker 5: Okay, if it makes you feel any better, Jacqueline Brooke
Speaker 5: has worked with people here for years and can't remember
Speaker 5: their names or who they are.
Speaker 1: If I saw Jeffrey in a grocery store, just walk
Speaker 1: right past it, no idea, I.
Speaker 5: Walk back to myself.
Speaker 10: If I could, I have to ask you a question
Speaker 10: really quick.
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 10: Do you really have a dog that's named Kevin, like
Speaker 10: Kevin from the office.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I do actually have a dog.
Speaker 5: There was a long pause.
Speaker 1: Have the dog hold up a newspaper?
Speaker 3: I need a picture a minute.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's just a social skills kicking in y that
Speaker 5: might have been part of it. But look, the whole
Speaker 5: reason that we do these calls is to try and
Speaker 5: set you up on another date. So we would offer
Speaker 5: to send you guys out one more time to another
Speaker 5: restaurant or maybe another coffee shop, and we would pay
Speaker 5: for it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think the thing is that you really
Speaker 1: need to think about here. I keep wanting to call
Speaker 1: you Kevin Kenny. Is the challenge worked? Like you, you've
Speaker 1: made real connections. You have someone who wants to go further.
Speaker 1: I would say that's winning the challenge that you wouldn't
Speaker 1: even need to do the three weeks because because you've
Speaker 1: already improved so much, like she wants to be hang
Speaker 1: out with you.
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm glad y'all think it's improving my skills
Speaker 8: and everything, But yeah, I really want to see it
Speaker 8: through to the end. You know, I'm not a quitter.
Speaker 3: That doesn't mean you have to say no to the
Speaker 3: date though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll still send you out with Jacqueline though after
Speaker 5: your challenge is done in three weeks.
Speaker 8: Well that might be really nice.
Speaker 5: Okay, we got it, It might be nice. Are you
Speaker 5: willing to wait for that, Jacqueline?
Speaker 10: I mean, I still feel like the conversations we've had
Speaker 10: have been good, and even if it just sends it
Speaker 10: being a friend thing, I've I'd still like to go
Speaker 10: out in the weeks if you want to.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, she just wants to be around you,
Speaker 4: no matter what the fu is.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 5: All right, well I'm calling it. This is a successful
Speaker 5: second date update. We're gonna reconnect you too.
Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, that sounds awesome.
Speaker 5: Awesome people like this. And by the way, Kenny, I
Speaker 5: just need to ask, do you possibly have a father
Speaker 5: named Roy you?
Speaker 3: Kenny?
Speaker 5: If you do, tell him to call in for a
Speaker 5: double date update, he'll know what it means.
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Man, this is a great example of you know, sometimes
Speaker 5: all you have to do in life is just step
Speaker 5: outside of your comfort zone, try something new, and then
Speaker 5: naturally love will just find its way in.
Speaker 1: I don't know it's love but or friendship or something,
Speaker 1: but yeah, yes, yeah, I agree with your sentiment, Like
Speaker 1: I think this was so cute.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, he was just trying to push himself
Speaker 5: out of his normal comfort zone.
Speaker 1: And he did a great job. Yeah. I mean he
Speaker 1: has multiple people texted him. I'm guessing she's not the
Speaker 1: only one that thinks that he's flirting with her.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Probably what I mean, it's funny because he's not trying,
Speaker 4: which makes girls like guys when they don't try to.
Speaker 3: He's literally not trying. He just wants to talk to somebody.
Speaker 6: And move on.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So vicariously, girls are like, hello, yeah, hard to get.
Speaker 5: I swear it works. Just push yourself out there into
Speaker 5: something you don't normally do. So, Jose, what do you
Speaker 5: think skydiving classes movie? Oh it works for Kenny?
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I don't think that that's what Kenny Instructor's hot.
Speaker 4: Oh Gray, my girlfriend is gonna see me pee my pants.
Speaker 5: But whatever you want, we can help you out with
Speaker 5: your dating life, at least try to. You can email
Speaker 5: the show at Brooke and Jeffrey. We'll call that person
Speaker 5: who isn't calling you back