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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgaroff.

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Speaker 2: Hello my friend Karen.

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Speaker 1: Hi Chris.

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Speaker 2: I did uh what everyone should do to get in

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Speaker 4: I uh, I watched the news and it just put

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: I'm judy glad. I'm so glad.

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Speaker 4: I don't have a job where I like, you have

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Speaker 4: to stay abreast of current events and then write jokes

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Speaker 2: What do we do for the Putin Dunking booth? We

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Speaker 4: I'm so glad I don't have because it really bummed

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Speaker 4: Others two specials that are amazing right now. One of

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Speaker 4: The first one, though, She Wang has a great special

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Speaker 4: that i've I've I've watched it twice now, just because

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Speaker 1: It's light and easy.

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Speaker 3: Is it like a croissant of comedy, Like it's real

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Speaker 2: It I yeah, it flakes, It flakes when you pull

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Speaker 1: It takes jam well.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's absorbent.

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Speaker 4: I when I watched it, I was like, well that

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Speaker 4: it's He's It's what I was doing because of everything

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Speaker 2: No, you can. You can do those jokes. They just

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing that here's a mistake I made coming

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Speaker 4: I should multitask while making my writing my jokes just.

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Speaker 2: He's we can do it right now, yeap, our guest today, Karen.

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Speaker 3: Has played clubs and colleges this great country and he

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Speaker 5: Yay, Chris, Karen, thank you so much for letting me

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Speaker 3: Of course, career are allowing you, you're allowing it.

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Speaker 5: Finally, by I sent my letters. I was persistent, paid off,

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Speaker 3: Persistent and polite. I said the two piece of stand

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry we did that thing where there's that couple

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you haven't. Haven't passed me the clunch as it were. God,

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Speaker 5: that was that was. That was such a nostalgic. When

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Speaker 3: Why aren't we famous where it's like, hey, how about

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Speaker 3: It's not all crowd work and talking to your friends, yes,

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Speaker 6: So why don't you write a joke?

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Speaker 3: Local jokes get local works. So long, so long to

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Speaker 5: I just remember you just going whack, like you you

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Speaker 5: Just when you said the word quack, it was like,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that people literally when when I say I had to,

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Speaker 3: Finally was fucking helping me where it was like, right, yeah,

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00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,880
Speaker 3: this could go bad. Don't don't freak out about this,

445
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:18,040
Speaker 3: because this could actually go like wiping down bags of

446
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,720
Speaker 3: pinto beans, I will never cook, Like, what's the plan?

447
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,880
Speaker 6: I was cleaning.

448
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,080
Speaker 5: I was doing a big book purge the other day. Oh,

449
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:29,400
Speaker 5: this is so pathetic. We have all these cookbooks which

450
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,400
Speaker 5: we've never opened, and right when the pandemic started. God,

451
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,399
Speaker 5: this is so embarrassing. So I have a book that

452
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,720
Speaker 5: jet Tila gave me one hundred recipes you must try

453
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,919
Speaker 5: before you die, and he's just this great cook and

454
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,360
Speaker 5: I had bookmarked right at the beginning of the pandemic

455
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,960
Speaker 5: the recipe for apple pie.

456
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,360
Speaker 6: I was going to teach myself to make apple pie, and.

457
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:48,720
Speaker 5: I was doing the book perch and I took it

458
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 5: out and there was the bookmark, which I bookmarked it

459
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 5: and never opened it again, never blocking nothing.

460
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 6: It never happened.

461
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,680
Speaker 5: It was just this weird little marker of another thing

462
00:21:58,720 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 5: I did not do.

463
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 3: H delusion delusion distraction though. It was almost like it's

464
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 3: when something scary is happening. Me and my sister and

465
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,359
Speaker 3: I always do this first where it's like okay, well,

466
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 3: it's like that your voice goes up really high and

467
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 3: you're like, I'm going to make an apple pie.

468
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 1: That's what I'll do.

469
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,359
Speaker 3: And it's just like that's your version of kind of

470
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 3: like action panic, where it's like, yes, this will do it,

471
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 3: this will fix it.

472
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 6: Yes.

473
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,439
Speaker 5: There was a great Onion headline the week after nine

474
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,399
Speaker 5: to eleven, and it was just like, not knowing what

475
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:36,679
Speaker 5: else to do, Mom bakes American flag cake, which is

476
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 5: exactly it.

477
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 6: That's you.

478
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that the panic, the panic chores and

479
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,680
Speaker 5: the panic joking when things go wrong. Yeah, that's that's

480
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 5: very real. I'll do a load of dishes that don'll

481
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,480
Speaker 5: make things better.

482
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 3: I like sweeping, and it's like what's that internal voice.

483
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,880
Speaker 1: I've never spoken like that before in my life.

484
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:59,920
Speaker 2: This will do it? Yeah, like that?

485
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 6: Oh my god. Yeah. There's a great, little, super micro

486
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,440
Speaker 6: budget science.

487
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 5: Fiction film came out in twenty fourteen called Coherence, and

488
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,399
Speaker 5: it was shot for fifty grand over five days in

489
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 5: this guy's house. It's just eight people in the movie,

490
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 5: and something starts going wrong with reality. There's no crazy

491
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 5: special effects. It's just something starts going wrong. And the

492
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,679
Speaker 5: one thing that actually ups the panic level when I

493
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 5: watched it was the crazier things get, the more like

494
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 5: bad jokes characters tried to make because they're trying to

495
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,920
Speaker 5: go back to the normalcy of the awkward dinner party

496
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 5: they were having, Like they're craving when they were making

497
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 5: the shitty jokes, so then they start doing more of them,

498
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 5: and it felt so it elicited such a panic response

499
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 5: in me that that's what people do when things start

500
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,119
Speaker 5: getting crazy.

501
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 4: Especially me and my family, Like if someone's on their deathbed,

502
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:54,199
Speaker 4: we all do at least ten minutes. Yes, and some

503
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 4: of it I think I wish I had written down like, soff,

504
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 4: it's good, but that's your coping mech So.

505
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,639
Speaker 6: Your dad's like bring me right up, just do a

506
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 6: quick bob.

507
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 4: And spend long on the intro, no credits.

508
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 3: I mean, it is so comforting though. I think if

509
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 3: you're from that kind of family, when things are shitty

510
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 3: and someone looks across at you and it's like when

511
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 3: my mom had Alzheimer's and my sister, Oh my dud.

512
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 3: This was my dad's recurring thing of she makes it easy.

513
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 3: She'd be like doing some insane thing across the room

514
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 3: where everyone was like in a panic of like because

515
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 3: my mom was so her whole thing was like being

516
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 3: cool and being kind of like refined, fake refined. She

517
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,919
Speaker 3: was from the mission, but she kind of tried to

518
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 3: act like she was, you know, one of the Kennedys.

519
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 3: And when she got sick and it all just kind

520
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 3: of she just lost all that. She would do a lot,

521
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 3: she would do weird shit and she would kind of

522
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 3: like start like kind of yell at you for no reason.

523
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:53,640
Speaker 1: There was just a lot of.

524
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 3: Like obviously it was just the looks craziness and my

525
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 3: just with a big smile turn of me and my sister,

526
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 3: she makes it easy. And that's like we were. There

527
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 3: were constant bits. They were constant, constant bits.

528
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 2: Yep.

529
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,439
Speaker 4: When my mom was in her facility with my sister

530
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 4: and I laughed so hard the whole time and then

531
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 4: felt terrible on the drive home.

532
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, like why did we just laugh?

533
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 4: We were the only people laughing in this sad place

534
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 4: of pea puddles and shaking and horrible.

535
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 2: We laughed so hard. I can't.

536
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 4: Oh, I know the choice, you don't.

537
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 3: You don't have a choice, and you need it has

538
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 3: to be with those people that get you that you don't.

539
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 3: I mean, it has to be like close people, but

540
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 3: that you would never have to go back and explain

541
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 3: anything to I.

542
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 1: I spent a day with my mom once.

543
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 3: She was kind of like over the line, way over

544
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,119
Speaker 3: the line, and I didn't know it.

545
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 1: Yet because I was down in l A.

546
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 3: And I spent a day with her that was madness

547
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 3: and it was truly it was like a horror movie.

548
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,399
Speaker 3: And when my sister came to pick me up, I

549
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 3: started crying and I was like, I want her to die,

550
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,439
Speaker 3: and I was doing it like it was the fucking

551
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 3: you know. It was like to tell you something, she

552
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 3: I think, and my sagter goes, you don't think.

553
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 1: I've looked up how to kill her and I had

554
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 1: been like sobbing, and then we both start laughing.

555
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,120
Speaker 3: She's like, yeah, I fucking think that every single time.

556
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 1: That's not of.

557
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,679
Speaker 3: Course you do, like what are you talking about? And

558
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 3: I was just like, thank fucking god.

559
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 2: Yeah that was read of her to say, actually.

560
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was saying she kind of saved you. She

561
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 5: gave you a lifeline there.

562
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 3: Yes, to go like, yeah, that's something horrible, but also yeah,

563
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 3: I don't know.

564
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 2: That's to me.

565
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 3: That's those are the funniest times because it's the it's

566
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 3: heart wrenching, lye funny.

567
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 6: Yeah.

568
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 5: I think Amy Poehler told me once when she was

569
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 5: on SNL and either her mom or dad died but

570
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 5: she had to do the show and then go to

571
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 5: the funeral the next day. But she had just gotten

572
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,159
Speaker 5: the news and it was really tearing her up, and

573
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,959
Speaker 5: she goes what saved her was when they were in

574
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 5: dress and she was starting to fall part. John Hamm

575
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,159
Speaker 5: was the host. It was his first hosting time, and

576
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,439
Speaker 5: he took her a sign. He was like, look, I

577
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 5: can't even imagine what you're going through right now, Amy,

578
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 5: but this this is a big shot for me, so

579
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 5: I need you to pull it together. And it made

580
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 5: her laugh so hard and it got her through the night.

581
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 5: He saved her by doing that.

582
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 6: It was so perfect. Is that amazing?

583
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 2: Yeah? He was really going out on a limb with that,

584
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 2: Joe Yeah.

585
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 6: Because boy Yeah, yeah, so wrong.

586
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 3: And then they went on to do John Ham's John

587
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 3: Ham Did you see.

588
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 6: That sketch Jesus Christ was.

589
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 3: I was like, this is the dumbest, best thing I've

590
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 3: ever seen in my life.

591
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 6: Yeah.

592
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 5: And he, you know, when they pitched that to him,

593
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 5: he just even before they he was like, yes, we're

594
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 5: absolutely doing this.

595
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 6: We're so doing this.

596
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 5: And then when he when he talks about the my

597
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,879
Speaker 5: name is spelled with two ms instead of one M,

598
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 5: and that John is with an H and mine isn't

599
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 5: feel like a.

600
00:27:56,119 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 6: Dumb ass yet he's He's just God, he just nailed.

601
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 6: He's so funny. That drove me crazy. That's like, that's like.

602
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 5: Elizabeth Banks and Alec Baldwin and it's like, hey, hot

603
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 5: or funny, you just pick one.

604
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 6: You don't get to have both of.

605
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 1: Those for real.

606
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 6: That's for realists.

607
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 1: That's just so irritating.

608
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 6: You should have to pay for this somehow, this is

609
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 6: not good.

610
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 2: That's funny.

611
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 4: I remember the first time he was at UCB or

612
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 4: something and he I was like getting upset that because

613
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 4: I couldn't stop looking at just the way his face

614
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,919
Speaker 4: is shaped, and then that that face was being funny

615
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 4: and I'm like, well, then actually fuck you, Like oh yeah, yes,

616
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 4: so many, so many lines and that that face that

617
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 4: his very funny and they're yeah.

618
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 6: They're a Tina Tina fadus.

619
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 5: He looks like a he looks like a cartoon of

620
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 5: a pilot, handsome pilot, and.

621
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 6: That's what he looks, think like.

622
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 5: It's a kind of handsome that makes you angry at him,

623
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 5: like something bad that happens to you and dare you?

624
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 3: He also gets the extra sheen of being on such

625
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 3: a good show that it's it made him more beautiful

626
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 3: because the show was written so well and he did

627
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 3: so many amazing things like it's it's that kind of

628
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 3: thing where like his his what's the what's the word

629
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 3: for it?

630
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: It's like his jaw.

631
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 2: Like I was still in my own little world.

632
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 3: Show like his grade you know, like grade A, honey,

633
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 3: He's just like just grade A across the fucking board.

634
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 5: Ye my day, you clowns looked like clowns.

635
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 2: Make up?

636
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 6: Did it? As a service to people. You know, when

637
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 6: you walked on Sam, that's a funny guy.

638
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

639
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 4: And if you were accidentally handsome, you just fall down more.

640
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 4: It's our clown make yourself ugly.

641
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 2: Oh that's great.

642
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 1: So Patton you are Are you allowed to say where

643
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: you are right now?

644
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 3: Oh?

645
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm in.

646
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 5: I'm in fabulous Steambathy Savannah, Georgia.

647
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: Which ring over again.

648
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what things I tried again.

649
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 5: I tried fresh with a new wife and boy that

650
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 5: went she went over to just ran off, went on

651
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 5: vacation with Colombia, ran off with the street musician. It's

652
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 5: it's a spiral, you know. Just hey, look a hot

653
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 5: eighteen year old Columbian that that is a wild animal

654
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 5: celebrity that you can't get. She's like, she's like, fuck

655
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 5: your IMDb. I'm leaving with wand.

656
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 3: I'm out.

657
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 6: I'm doing this mini series in Savannah.

658
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 5: It's set in the Civil War, so I get to

659
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 5: wear this massive fake beard, huge wool uniform, gun sword hat.

660
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 5: Just basically I'm in my own personal sauna all day

661
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 5: on this set. I've been here since July and uh yeah,

662
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 5: it's it's been quite an experience.

663
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 2: Wow.

664
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so fun to be in period wool when

665
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 4: it's like one hundred and two with a.

666
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 2: Humidity of urine. I did that. It was like an

667
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 2: extra ind of Western.

668
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 4: When I first moved to Austin and they made T

669
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 4: shirts the day it was one hundred and fifteen and

670
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 4: I was wearing layers of wool, just sweating through it,

671
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I don't think I have what it

672
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 4: takes to be one of these acts people.

673
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 6: This isn't gonna happen.

674
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 2: No, No, I can't do at least.

675
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 5: When Karen did her TV shirts, she was hard to

676
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 5: go over to Scotland where it's it's nice, right, yeah,

677
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 5: and you could you can dress like for fall weather

678
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 5: and it's not uncomfortable.

679
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: That's right.

680
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 3: I told my agent at the time, it has to

681
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 3: be above the Greenwich the Greenwich line, because I can't

682
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 3: handle anything.

683
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: Even France a little too spicy.

684
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, a little bit during during Thulmidor. It is a

685
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 5: nothing in the mod to the ekdu.

686
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 3: I will do Scotland, I will do Iceland. I will

687
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 3: consider Greenland.

688
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 5: I did a movie in Iceland and the day that

689
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 5: I got there, we flew into reykievic and then We

690
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 5: drove an hour outside of Raykievik to this little like

691
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 5: sportsman's lodge in a town that I don't think had

692
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 5: vowels in it. It was so out on this glacier,

693
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 5: and so the day that I got there, someone said, hey,

694
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 5: walking on the glacier is really beautiful if you need

695
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 5: like a walk or something. I wasn't going to be

696
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 5: shooting for a couple of days. I was like, all right,

697
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 5: like I need this. I needed to clear my head.

698
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 6: So I go for this.

699
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 5: I'm walking on the glacier, no headphones in, don't have

700
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 5: my phone. I'm just like, wow, I'm actually cut off.

701
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 6: This is great. And I was really feeling energized.

702
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 5: And I see this speck way in the distance, like

703
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 5: someone's walking towards me, like a mile away on the glacier.

704
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 5: And I keep going and the beck gets closer, clo closer,

705
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 5: it gets it to me and it's Sean Penn. He's like, oh, hey,

706
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 5: Pat Like, hey, I guess I don't escape Hollywood no

707
00:32:59,600 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 5: matter what.

708
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 6: And then he just kept walking.

709
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 5: And then we were shooting the movie together, but I

710
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 5: didn't know he was already there. But I'm like the

711
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 5: one person I see out on the glacier.

712
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 2: I wish that he was not in the movie, please.

713
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 2: I was like, he wasn't even in the movie. Yes,

714
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 2: Jean penn on a.

715
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 3: Glacier comes up and is like, this is actually my

716
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 3: glacier passing.

717
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 5: That was like, hey do you you are? You coming

718
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 5: from where the bourgeois pigs? I'm really lost. I just

719
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 5: went for a walk and holy I think I took

720
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 5: a wrong turn. Am I still on Beechwood?

721
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 2: Where is this so weird?

722
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 6: Yeah?

723
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 2: I almost said something dumb. I think believe it or not,

724
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 2: you guys, and I'm not.

725
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 4: I thought, well it was that for uh Sandman, but

726
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 4: you probably didn't have to leave your house to do

727
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 4: the voice of that ing.

728
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 6: Thank god I was able. That was something.

729
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 5: That's the one thing that came out of the pandemic

730
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 5: from my panic was I built a little voiceover booth

731
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 5: in a corner of a room because I was like, well,

732
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 5: this is the only way I'm going to make money.

733
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 5: I did one online show, like they remember they were

734
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 5: trying to do those online stand up shows, and I

735
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 5: had a slow motion panic attack and then I had

736
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 5: like three days of genuine, I don't want to say

737
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 5: suicidal depression but like existential gloom of If this is

738
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 5: how comedy is, then I'm not a comedian anymore. I

739
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 5: don't exist in this world, you know. I was so

740
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 5: out of my element, and then I was like, maybe

741
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 5: they should just do voiceover. So I built a little

742
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 5: like it's literally in a court, and I didn't build

743
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 5: a studio.

744
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 6: It's just a thing in a corner.

745
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 5: I can hang these acoustic blankets around and then just

746
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 5: do my voiceover it.

747
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 6: That's it.

748
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 3: You pulled over the divider that you threw your slip

749
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 3: over normally, and that's now your voiceover booth.

750
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, yeah.

751
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 5: I watched it happen one night and then I go,

752
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 5: you know what, give me a blanket on a string

753
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:54,720
Speaker 5: and I'll.

754
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: Just tay you do it. There you go, good acousta.

755
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 4: That's so funny that you immediately found a plan B

756
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 4: solution because I just kept doing panic inducing zoom shows.

757
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 2: I did.

758
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 5: I did one, any of them, barely got through it.

759
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 5: You did sixty of them.

760
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 2: I did. I kept doing them. I didn't.

761
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I would lay in bed with my eyes

762
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 4: open afterwards every single time.

763
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 2: I don't. Sometimes they were fun, I swear to you.

764
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 5: I did one and it was a friggin' nightmare, and

765
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 5: I had I thought. I was like, was I crying

766
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 5: on that at the like I literally crying? Oh God,

767
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 5: I hated it so much. Yeah, yeah, Now did you

768
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 5: do so many of them because you're thinking I will

769
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 5: get the knack of it if I keep doing them,

770
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,800
Speaker 5: or you just did it out of panic?

771
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 2: I know I was.

772
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 4: I really felt like this is going to be a thing,

773
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 4: and I better get used to it, because God knows.

774
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 2: How many years we're going to be doing it. Wasn't

775
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 2: that far off.

776
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 4: And like the third or fourth when I did, they

777
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 4: had trust to fifteen trusted audience members that were also

778
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 4: let in to the room and you could hear them laughing,

779
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 4: and that was enough for me. And the drive in

780
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 4: shows where they're honking, that was enough to just have

781
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 4: a piece of it. And I wouldn't panic during those ones,

782
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 4: and it was like a little glimmer of hope, but.

783
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 2: No usually fetal position all night baby.

784
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: I saw one.

785
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 3: This was one of my favorites because people were playing

786
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 3: that online game what was it called Chris the like

787
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 3: Villash Quiplash clip, and I was on a show where

788
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 3: me and Chris and then like five other people were

789
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 3: playing quiplash, right, so you're basically in like a joke

790
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 3: contest of hack jokes, and Chris fucking immediately just began

791
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 3: to destroy everyone.

792
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: All of his jokes were actually funny.

793
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 3: Most people would just do like, you know, a dog's

794
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,800
Speaker 3: huge dick, and then it would get all these points

795
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 3: from everybody.

796
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: Else, and I was like, what the fuck is this?

797
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 3: But every time Chris's answer was funnier than everybody's and

798
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 3: actually good. And then at one point he thought his

799
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 3: internet went out, but it didn't.

800
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 1: We could still see him. It was like his side

801
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: or his audio or something.

802
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 3: So then he just got up from like where he

803
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 3: is right now and went over to the doorway and.

804
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: He just started doing pull ups on a pull up

805
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 1: bar really angrily.

806
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 3: And it's one of the funny yeah I remember that

807
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 3: I've ever seen, and we all thought you did it

808
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 3: on purpose, and he was not trying to be funny

809
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:26,919
Speaker 3: in real life.

810
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,760
Speaker 2: I really thought I was alone.

811
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 4: Finally, Okay, that was the little window where I was

812
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 4: working out like I was. I hate saying it, but

813
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 4: I was thriving. It's like you said, it's some of

814
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 4: the best joke writing. I had it was I was.

815
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 4: I was doing my chin ups. Wow, and now everything's

816
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:45,879
Speaker 4: picked up again, and.

817
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: It was just it was the best.

818
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 3: The idea though, of like as a bit basically being

819
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 3: enraged by tech and then going and just doing like

820
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 3: ten pull ups is so funny if you were being fished.

821
00:37:59,280 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 2: So human.

822
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 5: I also remember at the very very beginning of the pandemic,

823
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 5: like zoom had not become the thing yet. At the beginning,

824
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 5: there were nine different platforms and every new show you

825
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 5: would do, they would go, well, on our show, we

826
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 5: use britt blah, and what you have to do. You

827
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 5: have to shut down these things and you got to read,

828
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 5: and it was just like and you get like some

829
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 5: of them would suck up my computer and I would

830
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 5: get all angled and I was so oh. That also

831
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 5: gave me all this anxiety, like I don't but I

832
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 5: don't want to be the old guy, you know. I

833
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 5: don't want to be the nineteen forties band leader going

834
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 5: the Beatles.

835
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 6: It's just a two guys with guitars and a drug shit,

836
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:37,319
Speaker 6: you know.

837
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 5: So I went out of my way not to be

838
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 5: that cranky guy, but inside I was just enraged and terrified.

839
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 2: I did. I got angry during a lot of them

840
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 2: and then felt bad.

841
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,240
Speaker 4: I was like, well, I just panicked and got mad

842
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:54,760
Speaker 4: at Forest Strangers because I didn't like the game show

843
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 4: they invented.

844
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 2: It was all these weird variety like we're.

845
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 4: Doing a trivia game show and there's a buzzer. Yeah,

846
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 4: if this is going to be painful, let's also make

847
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 4: it complicated, right, ye oh God of those shows.

848
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 3: Like I did Dave Holmes Show, which I love the

849
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 3: Friday forty right. So it's just like it's it's topical

850
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 3: comedy and then whatever it it just dragged like in

851
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,439
Speaker 3: this way where I was like you'd say something, you'd

852
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 3: know it was funny, no one would make a sound.

853
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: Then you're like stop saying stuff You're not funny.

854
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 3: Like in within the structure of the game show, it

855
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 3: was just like you I absolutely lost the will to live.

856
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 1: It was just like why do I do this for

857
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:36,280
Speaker 1: a living?

858
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 2: Yeah?

859
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 3: And and then you then you like hit leave meeting,

860
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 3: and then you're like, wait, why did I do that?

861
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 1: What am I doing?

862
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 6: Yeah? It gets all the craziest. And also just the

863
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 6: the day you.

864
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 5: Would try to get up like today, I'm going to

865
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 5: start fresh, and you would try to eat a healthy breakfast,

866
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 5: but then the day just turned into a weird connected

867
00:39:56,520 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 5: string of snacks. There wasn't really a specific line for dinner.

868
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 5: You just kind of ate until you got tired, and

869
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,760
Speaker 5: then you went to bed. And then then I added

870
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 5: drinking to that, which was not a good idea because again,

871
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 5: there's no sense of time anymore. So there's no sense

872
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 5: of like, well it's six o'clock, I'll go have a

873
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,879
Speaker 5: glass of wine, I'll have a shit, It's like, well

874
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 5: six o'clock and I'll have something, and then is it.

875
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 6: Four hours later? How much have I been doing?

876
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 2: Like you don't have to because you.

877
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 5: Don't have to go anywhere, so you don't feel like,

878
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 5: oh I'm getting hammered because you're just you can just

879
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 5: walk five feet and go to bed.

880
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 6: Yes, oh man, Yeah, there was some bad days.

881
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 3: At one point, there was a day where in the

882
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 3: middle of my house by myself, I yelled stop eating cereal.

883
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 2: Because I it was just at a house plant.

884
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: It was just my go to solution for everything.

885
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 3: It's just like, I guess I'll eat more lucky charms,

886
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 3: the worst thing I could be eating right now. And

887
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 3: it was just like, stop doing this, what are you doing?

888
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 3: Then I went into my I went into a real

889
00:40:55,920 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 3: swimming phase, which actually was great. That's good, but yes,

890
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 3: that was much better. Wow, but still a little surreal

891
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 3: because it was I was alone. So that was the

892
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 3: part where I was just like, just be careful with

893
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 3: this isolation part because that's what gets people, right.

894
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 6: Not good? Yeah, no, Well we're bumming out all the

895
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:18,959
Speaker 6: listeners right now.

896
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 1: Remember when you were lonely?

897
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, we were sad too, and we're going to

898
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 4: continue to be and remind you of it now. You

899
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 4: were once sad, even if you were happy an hour

900
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 4: ago when you did the with Janine Garofflow the.

901
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 2: Tour for the The Ratitude. How many years ago?

902
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 4: What's that now? Please don't say over ten, but it's fifteen.

903
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:51,720
Speaker 4: It's fifteen. Holy shit, sorry, Earth time. It's a malleable concept.

904
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 5: I don't know if to tell you fifteen years ago

905
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 5: we went on that. That was my first big movie

906
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:56,720
Speaker 5: tour to promote.

907
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,240
Speaker 2: That was your first like starring role thing, right.

908
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I remember we were in these little towns

909
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 5: where we would also do stand up and then you know,

910
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 5: go do all the press and try to and this

911
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 5: was like still sort of pre internet, like I think

912
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 5: there was MySpace.

913
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 2: Maybe.

914
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 5: One thing I do remember is we had to go

915
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 5: do this event, a screening and press event, and it

916
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 5: was on a Sunday evening and we were going to

917
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 5: miss the last episode of The Sopranos. So we asked

918
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 5: the hotel we were at and they were so nice

919
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 5: to us. They video taped it for us and then

920
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 5: set a VCR up in our room. However, no Internet,

921
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 5: no Twitter, We just knew that the episode was set

922
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 5: up in our room. They went go up there, hippy.

923
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 5: They put out little little bowls of popcorn for us

924
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:47,240
Speaker 5: in that suite and drinks.

925
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 6: Yeah.

926
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 5: So we're sitting there, Jeana and I just watching it

927
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 5: in my hotel room, and then you know how that

928
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 5: episode ends, right, it just cuts to black, and we

929
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 5: freaked out, thinking, oh, there's VCR cutoff or something, just

930
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 5: like because it literally cuts off mid lyric in the

931
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 5: song and nothing happened. And then we didn't wait for

932
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 5: the credits. We just like shut it off and called

933
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 5: down stairs. Something went wrong with the beast, you.

934
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 4: Know, yeah, and this popcorn is stale.

935
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 5: But then we I think we ended ended up having

936
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 5: to call a friend and have because the person at

937
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 5: the front desk was trying to explain to us no, no, no,

938
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 5: it's supposed to be like that, but they weren't explaining

939
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 5: it very well, and we thought, no, you don't know

940
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 5: what you're talking about. And then we called a friend

941
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 5: of ours like no, no, it literally cuts off, and but.

942
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 6: For like an hour we were like we missed the

943
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 6: last second of the year.

944
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 2: It was.

945
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 5: It was so I remember that so vividly that we

946
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 5: were both in that room together.

947
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 2: And I never watched it until Quarantine.

948
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 4: I finally finished Sopranos, Oh where people could stop getting

949
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 4: mad at me at parties, but you you have you

950
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 4: let me open for you guys on that tour like

951
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 4: in Salt Lake City and Austin and and I. It

952
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 4: was that was during a time where I had nothing

953
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 4: going on and.

954
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 2: You liked, like a three stooges bit I had that

955
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 2: didn't ever work.

956
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 4: You're like, I like that three stays bit, Do you

957
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 4: want to go on tour for the And it was

958
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 4: so I had never done like, uh, you know, standing

959
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 4: audience music venues like that, and.

960
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 5: That's right, Yeah, that kind of cross kind of really

961
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 5: started that for a lot of ALLT comics. Let's go

962
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 5: to small rock clubs, and I was like, that's a

963
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 5: great idea and we just ran with it.

964
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,879
Speaker 4: Still all I want to do, and so anyway, thank

965
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,319
Speaker 4: you for that. I needed that at that time, and

966
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 4: I always think about the fact that you did that

967
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 4: for me.

968
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 5: Well, and that was my Okay, that was my first

969
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,879
Speaker 5: time ever in Salt Lake City. And first off, it's

970
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 5: a beautiful city. Yes, it's a Mormon on cliff. What

971
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 5: was really weird though, is it really did stay true

972
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 5: to the whole idea of well and you know, Mormons

973
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 5: they don't drink alcohol, they don't drink coffee, and and

974
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 5: they don't listen to secular music. And there was that

975
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 5: one block. It was the equivalent of Salt Lake City's

976
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 5: Red Lake District, where it's just jammed with coffee shops,

977
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 5: record stores. All the stuff was on this one block.

978
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 2: People break dancing.

979
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 3: The pastor from footloose, standing there, going get away, walk out, No,

980
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 3: don't do.

981
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 5: It, watching eighties romantic comedies like oh, but I just

982
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 5: remember the coffee was so strong. It was like, if

983
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 5: we can't, if we're going to go, if I'm going

984
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 5: to go sit and have coffee, it had better be

985
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 5: worth it. This stuff was ain't dinner. It was so strong.

986
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 5: Never forgotten that weird Salt Lake City, Red Lake District.

987
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 4: And I remember that audience being great. I love audiences there.

988
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

989
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 3: I just read an article that some fancy chef just

990
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 3: said Rat Tattoo is the best food movie ever or

991
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 3: the best like chef movie ever.

992
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: Did you hear about that?

993
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, Anthony Bourdain said we were the most realistic

994
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 5: movie about a chef and other chefs that I've not

995
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 5: to brag, but when I go to nice restaurants, this

996
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 5: chef will come out and say hello.

997
00:45:58,280 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 6: He's like, oh, you're the rat from the move.

998
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

999
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, and where's my extra bread basket? But I've got

1000
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 5: I've become very good friends with people like grand Ackets

1001
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 5: who does a linear in Chicago and they were a

1002
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 5: little and friends of mine who are chefs who've worked

1003
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 5: in the business. Like there are all these little details

1004
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 5: that they got so right. Like there's always a pot

1005
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 5: of potatoes soaking. You gotta have potatoes ready. You can't

1006
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 5: be peeling them when someone orders them. They got to

1007
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 5: be ready to go. The floor is super warped. All

1008
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 5: great kitchens, the floor because of hot cold time, constantly

1009
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 5: hitting it.

1010
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, and in the animation the floor was all warped.

1011
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:44,479
Speaker 5: Well, they built This is how crazy you know things

1012
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 5: are at Pixar. They built an AI program to like

1013
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 5: build the floor and to make it, you know, to

1014
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 5: imagine what it would be like years of.

1015
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 6: Stuff hitting it so it would be warped.

1016
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 5: But then at night, when they were rendering the background,

1017
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 5: the pro graham would go in and meeting out all

1018
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 5: the tiles and flatten and they had to teach it

1019
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 5: like don't wreck your work. We need this to be

1020
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 5: uneven and fey.

1021
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, so they'd have to type in water dammage again, this.

1022
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 6: Is not correct.

1023
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 2: Oh that's so cool.

1024
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,879
Speaker 6: I hate humanity and life.

1025
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 1: Everything.

1026
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,439
Speaker 2: It's getting a mind of its own.

1027
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 5: The audience wants to see the floor if all humans

1028
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 5: were dead, show me all the humans dead floor.

1029
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 4: The animation program kills itself. Damn we made it too smart.

1030
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that was really It's very gratifying to be

1031
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 5: I mean, there's there have been some really good chef

1032
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 5: films that get like like Big Night and and Chef

1033
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 5: that really get the world correct.

1034
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 3: Burnt and Burn Forget, which I watched like four times

1035
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 3: in Quarantine.

1036
00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but I loved Burn.

1037
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 6: Is that the one where it's all one shot or

1038
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 6: is that a different one?

1039
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 3: No, that Burnt is the one with Bradley Cooper where

1040
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 3: he's just kind of like, you know, cool and on

1041
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 3: drugs and he's a chef, And I think I just

1042
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 3: love the idea of like I to me, I think

1043
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 3: chefs are more exciting than rock stars because they actually

1044
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 3: can they can do something.

1045
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 1: Useful in life, you know what I mean.

1046
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 3: And it is really hard what they do and how

1047
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 3: they do it every single night is really hard. So

1048
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 3: I'm always like, don't we like s you're friends as chefs?

1049
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 3: How do I get to be a friend? Because that,

1050
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 3: to me, that just is so it's so compelling. But

1051
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 3: it's also more high pressure than anything. It's just like

1052
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 3: it's that is like those doors open and you have

1053
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 3: to be consistently putting out perfectly delicious food for rich

1054
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 3: assholes who are absolutely ready to complain at any single thing,

1055
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 3: and they want innovation and this and that.

1056
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 1: I learned all this from Chef's table.

1057
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I didn't know stuff.

1058
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 5: For half the times they're not even tasting their food,

1059
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 5: that the food is secondary to they're having a meeting

1060
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 5: they're on a date there, you know the food, you

1061
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 5: have broken your soul putting that stuff on the plate,

1062
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 5: and there's like, all right anyway, and then that's oh,

1063
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 5: here's okay. Here's a very embarrassing example of that. There's

1064
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 5: a restaurant in Culver City called Nanaka that was run

1065
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 5: by this you've been in Nanaka or you've heard of it.

1066
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 1: I know of it from Chef's Table Chefs Table, yep.

1067
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 5: And she is a friggin genius and I've eaten there

1068
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:32,399
Speaker 5: many a time, and yes, it's always different every time.

1069
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 5: And she the first time I ate there, we were

1070
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 5: done with dinner, and then she came out and was

1071
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 5: saying hi, and then she goes, do you remember me?

1072
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 5: I was like, uh, I don't think, so she goes,

1073
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:47,919
Speaker 5: I ran a sushi restaurant called Azamie on Melrose back

1074
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 5: in the nineties. That was her first restaurant, and it

1075
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 5: was down the street from the Yes Zami that was

1076
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 5: her first restaurant.

1077
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 3: Holy that one, I had friends because I don't my friends,

1078
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 3: because my friends who were lived within walking distance of

1079
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 3: that place were like, we have found a secret, perfect

1080
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 3: restaurant that no one's in.

1081
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 6: In a minimum of the windsholes and it's amazing.

1082
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, well okay, I.

1083
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 5: Just got it to visit the embarrassing part and then

1084
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 5: you can tell me, because let me tell you my

1085
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 5: embarrassing part, and then you tell me what your cool

1086
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 5: friends did.

1087
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 3: Because I no, no, that was the whole story I had.

1088
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:28,240
Speaker 3: That was my story, have nothing else to add.

1089
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,479
Speaker 5: Every Wednesday, I would go to Golden Apple. I would

1090
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,320
Speaker 5: take my lunch break on the show's where gold to

1091
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 5: Golden Apple, get my stack of comics, bring them to

1092
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 5: a zombie, PLoP down, order my faves. And she was

1093
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 5: given to me, and she goes, you always had your

1094
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 5: head in a comic book, and I was eating the

1095
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 5: best sushi in the city and didn't know it because

1096
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 5: I was focused on you know, what's Batman doing?

1097
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 6: You know?

1098
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 5: And like like when it wasn't like she got she

1099
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 5: was as amazing as she is at Nanaka when she

1100
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 5: was running a zombie. The guy that yes, I think

1101
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 5: she trained under Maxu and he says in chef's table, like, well, yeah,

1102
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 5: I trained her, and now she has surpassed what I've done.

1103
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 5: Like he's kind of admits that she completely eclipsed him.

1104
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 5: And I was just there just reading my books and didn't.

1105
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 5: And but that's what Chef's deal with all the time. Yes,

1106
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 5: she remembers, she remembers every person she's ever served, every

1107
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,439
Speaker 5: you know, I don't. I don't know if you've seen

1108
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 5: the movie Pig with Nicholas Cage.

1109
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 6: That is an amazing chef movie. Nicholas Cage plays this

1110
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 6: I forgot about it chef. He should have gotten an

1111
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 6: Academy Award for that movie.

1112
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 5: But he plays a chef that is clearly like you said, Karen,

1113
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:43,359
Speaker 5: they they kind of risk their their mental health doing

1114
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 5: what they do. And he's clearly someone that has gone

1115
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,959
Speaker 5: off the deep end and he lived now he lives

1116
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 5: in the woods, but he's this legendary Portland chef that

1117
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 5: no one ever cooked better than. And he lives in

1118
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 5: the wood with this pet truffle pig. And then some

1119
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 5: some meth head steal the pig from him, and the

1120
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 5: whole movie is him trying to get the big back

1121
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,840
Speaker 5: and he has to go back through the restaurant world

1122
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 5: and there.

1123
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,839
Speaker 6: Is a sea I can't there's so much I can't spoil.

1124
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 5: But it's that idea of the reason he quit doing

1125
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 5: what he was doing is because I've reached this level

1126
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 5: of perfection and no one understands what I'm doing.

1127
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 6: So screw this, I'm gone.

1128
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 5: Yeah it's and there are cooking sequences in that movie

1129
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 5: that you're like, I can't believe I've seen this.

1130
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,320
Speaker 4: I'm glad you reminded me about because I did start

1131
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 4: watching it like during quarantine, and now maybe it was

1132
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 4: a bottle of wine or something, but I fell asleep.

1133
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 2: I didn't ever finish it.

1134
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 6: And watch it again.

1135
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 2: Yeah I will.

1136
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 4: So the woman that owned that sushi restaurant, was she

1137
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 4: calling you out on like you were reading comic books

1138
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 4: the whole time?

1139
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 2: And I no, I just because I had.

1140
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 5: Brought so many people to Nanaka after I watched that

1141
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 5: Chef's table thing. I put in a call and I

1142
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 5: waited a few months and finally got to the table.

1143
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 5: And so I was bringing all these people and I

1144
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 5: was raving about it. But I think she was doing

1145
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 5: it more in a humor way, but it's like she

1146
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 5: she was doing it in that tone of like welcome

1147
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 5: to my life. Right, I had that place and half

1148
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 5: the people didn't know what they again, we didn't know

1149
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:09,919
Speaker 5: who we were eating sushi from.

1150
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, next love, just next level. Also, I really like,

1151
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 3: I like the idea of a comic book nerd that

1152
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 3: sits down and then ask the book the question, what's

1153
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:23,479
Speaker 3: Batman doing?

1154
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 5: Batman comic book prepared to be enjoyed.

1155
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just oh god, it's so pathetic. I can't

1156
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:41,280
Speaker 6: eat it. But yeah, that's that's the story of my life.

1157
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 3: Yes, and that kind of I think I have such

1158
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 3: a wild respect almost well. Also because Chef's Table I

1159
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 3: think is such a perfectly made TV show, Like god damn, yeah,

1160
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 3: so perfectly made. But on top of that, I'm the

1161
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 3: kind of person that literally went it every night at

1162
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:00,720
Speaker 3: six forty five when I realized I have to provide

1163
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 3: dinner for myself, I'm surprised and upset every night.

1164
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: It is.

1165
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,280
Speaker 3: I literally am like verge of tears when I can't

1166
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 3: figure out or like it's like I guess I'll just

1167
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:11,439
Speaker 3: eat cereal again.

1168
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 1: Like it is.

1169
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 3: It is a mental block. So to watch people go

1170
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 3: like it's easy. My cousin's like this, my cousin Stevee.

1171
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 3: It's like it's easy, Gret you have garlic. Look, you

1172
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 3: have garlic, and you have this, And it's like stop

1173
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 3: explaining it, to just make it don't.

1174
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:26,399
Speaker 1: I can't do it.

1175
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:27,319
Speaker 2: You hate it up.

1176
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 5: These people that can do with they can make something

1177
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 5: with whatever is there is so beyond my imagining.

1178
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 6: It seems like they have superpowers. I don't understand it

1179
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 6: for real.

1180
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and like it's going that's happening now with

1181
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 5: my daughter. My daughter used to be and I.

1182
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:47,800
Speaker 6: This frustrated me, but I didn't realize the advantage I have.

1183
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 5: She used to be a very picky eater, so she

1184
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 5: would have like a bit of grilled chicken and some

1185
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 5: broccoli and mac and cheese.

1186
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 6: So all I had to do was learn to make

1187
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 6: a few items.

1188
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 5: And now this past summer her palate has exploded did

1189
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 5: and I have to like.

1190
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 6: Learn how to cook things.

1191
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 5: So right now there's a lot of door dashing going on,

1192
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:07,959
Speaker 5: like so you want to hang on and I call

1193
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 5: at and then that comes in. But I have to

1194
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 5: learn to like cook other items, and it's driving me crazy, Yes,

1195
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 5: because it.

1196
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:18,239
Speaker 1: Discuss how do you do that?

1197
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 3: It sounds like we need to take a cooking class,

1198
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 3: that's what it sounds like.

1199
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 6: Yeah. Well, the day the.

1200
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 5: Day that the day that the shutdown happened for COVID,

1201
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 5: the day before the day that that that Friday, the thirteenth,

1202
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 5: I had scheduled a sushi cooking class in the downtown

1203
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 5: market and but but we we.

1204
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 6: Suddenly found out there's this virus.

1205
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:46,439
Speaker 5: And I was like, maybe we shouldn't be handling raw

1206
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 5: fish with a bunch of strips.

1207
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 1: It's like it's not gonna market.

1208
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 5: Literally, it was literally, I'm taking myself into the vector

1209
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 5: of death.

1210
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 6: And I just said, yeah, we're going to cancel this.

1211
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:57,279
Speaker 6: I'm not doing it, like I got so fack.

1212
00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 4: That reminds me of the acting client prepared this scene

1213
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 4: from Chasing Amy for an acting class I had on

1214
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:04,879
Speaker 4: the night of.

1215
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 2: Nine to eleven, and I was the only one.

1216
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 4: I showed up ready to have my first kissing scene

1217
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 4: with a guy with graces, and I was like, well, Shirley,

1218
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:18,759
Speaker 4: we're still gonna have the class, right. I memorized the

1219
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,839
Speaker 4: lines we started on ours no one else, No one

1220
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 4: else came.

1221
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 5: I used to take cooking classes all the time at

1222
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 5: the New School in Culver City. I did a whole

1223
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 5: four week tie cooking class and then a basic skills class,

1224
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,760
Speaker 5: all of which I've forgotten, you know, like knife skills.

1225
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 6: Had a liked a pair and bone at chicken.

1226
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 5: I forgot all of it, and that's where I met

1227
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,320
Speaker 5: jet Tila, who's a really good chef. But yeah, I

1228
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 5: should start doing that again because it does. I remember

1229
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 5: it being very good for me mentally.

1230
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 4: Yeah right, me too. And that was one of the

1231
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:55,799
Speaker 4: things during quarantine. I got just through HelloFresh and having

1232
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 4: ingredients delivered to me, and I'm like, well, these are

1233
00:56:58,600 --> 00:56:59,320
Speaker 4: going to go bad.

1234
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 2: If I don't at least try and use.

1235
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 4: And now I'm not intimidated at all, just from learning

1236
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 4: basic things like Karen said, like you have to have

1237
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 4: all of oil and butter and an oven that doesn't.

1238
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:13,479
Speaker 2: Blow a fuse. So I got a toaster oven.

1239
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 4: The point is I learned to cook some stuff and

1240
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 4: it feels good to.

1241
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 6: Like carry me, is there an item you can cook?

1242
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:20,439
Speaker 2: Oh?

1243
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, But if you don't impress someone, what did you do?

1244
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 2: I mean Karen's had parties and.

1245
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: I've oh, yes, I can make an appetizer. Yeah yeah,

1246
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 1: I want.

1247
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 3: But see, but it's this stuff and you're probably familiar

1248
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 3: with this too. My mom had all kinds of like

1249
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 3: Campbell's soup based recipes where she called them door slammers.

1250
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 3: And this is why I can't cook because my mom

1251
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 3: for real, my mom was the head nurse at a

1252
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 3: mental hospital. And then she would come home and it would.

1253
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 1: Be seven thirty.

1254
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 3: She would have called early to say, please clean up

1255
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,439
Speaker 3: the living room before I get there. She'd get there,

1256
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 3: we hadn't moved. We're still wearing our Catholic school uniforms

1257
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 3: laying around and she'd be like, thanks a lot, and

1258
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 3: then she'd have to make dinner, and she was bitter

1259
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 3: and she didn't like it, and she was not a

1260
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 3: good cook. So then you know, forty five minutes later,

1261
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 3: the driest chicken breast, minute rice and Brussels sprouts that

1262
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 3: you couldn't eat even if you were meant to, yes,

1263
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 3: was what we got. That was dinner. So every night

1264
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 3: dinner was this like drudgery. But then when my dad

1265
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 3: was home from the firehouse, because you have to cook

1266
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 3: in the firehouse, he was basically trained by firehouse cooks,

1267
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 3: dacon Fu.

1268
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 1: Can cook anything.

1269
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 3: So three days a week, dinner was a dream, and

1270
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 3: the other four it was truly.

1271
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 1: My mom'd be like, we're getting Chinese. I don't want

1272
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 1: to hear about it, and may'd be like, we're all

1273
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, please, no, there's no fight here.

1274
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeahh call the one weird Chinese restaurant that we

1275
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 5: have in town. Did your Chinese restaurant in the seventies

1276
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 5: and eighties did it have because ours had the American

1277
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 5: menu on it for because it hadn't white gone white?

1278
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,960
Speaker 5: So you could get a hamburger or a slice of

1279
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 5: pizza for the one part. Because I don't eat this.

1280
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 5: Just get me a hamburger.

1281
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 4: I don't want to some grumpy uncle. Yes, yes, yeah, mine,

1282
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 4: add that too. The Golden Pheasant. You'd go, and there's

1283
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 4: a corner with American favorites with a little American flag

1284
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 4: and a cartoon of a guy with a rifle.

1285
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 6: Just get me the spaghetti and meat both. I know

1286
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 6: it's I know it's Jeff Ward. I don't care. Give

1287
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 6: it to me, did you Okay? I have a question.

1288
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 5: I haven't done this yet. In the lobby of this

1289
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 5: this hotel does not have a room service. I have

1290
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:39,000
Speaker 5: a kitchen, but there's like snack foods, none of what

1291
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 5: you're healthy in.

1292
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 1: The lobby and it's you know a lot of oreos.

1293
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 5: Yes, but they do have a couple of microwaveable dinner things.

1294
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 5: And one thing they do have and I realized, I

1295
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 5: haven't had this since I was a kid. You just

1296
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 5: mentioned your mom cooking for you with a minute rice

1297
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 5: and the Brussels sprouts. They have rice serni down there,

1298
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 5: and I haven't. And I used to love ri serni

1299
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 5: when I was growing up. It was and it again

1300
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 5: the unhealthiest thing eight thousand you know, grams of sodium something.

1301
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:09,919
Speaker 5: But I because I have this nostalgic memory of it

1302
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 5: a few years ago, I remember that. Oh I used

1303
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 5: to love those orange Hostess cupcakes you get at the

1304
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 5: seven to eleven, the little ones with a white and

1305
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 5: I and as a kid loved them, got them as

1306
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 5: an adult they tasted wrong.

1307
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:25,040
Speaker 6: It was clearly all chemicals.

1308
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 5: There was something like, oh, the nostalgia didn't let And

1309
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,760
Speaker 5: now I've been debating since I've been here. Do I

1310
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 5: go prepare myself a rice ERNI? Will it not be

1311
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 5: the same thing? Well, I bet it won't be. I

1312
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 5: bet it'll be a massive letdown.

1313
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:40,919
Speaker 4: And do you have a kid, because and you're both

1314
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 4: gonna think I'm lying, But I have prepared rice in

1315
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 4: the coffee maker.

1316
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:47,400
Speaker 2: That base gets pretty hot. You put a little bit.

1317
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 2: I've made rice.

1318
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,920
Speaker 6: Wait, I've prepared the coffee pot.

1319
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:54,120
Speaker 4: Just the coffee maker base is like a hot pot.

1320
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 4: I've used it many times. I've used it on frozen burritos.

1321
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 4: I've cleaned up my masks. I forgot now that you

1322
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 4: said there's a kitchenette, So I'd like you to ignore

1323
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 4: what I'm saying. Don't try and make rice in the

1324
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 4: coffee maker. Use the kitchen atter. If I've prepared some

1325
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 4: meals on the coffee maker.

1326
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 5: That's if you want up doing and you're staying Kinta

1327
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 5: and all you have is a coffee maker.

1328
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 6: Prince has a recipe for hobo chili. You canfe.

1329
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 2: You mix it up in the pillow case.

1330
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:30,920
Speaker 4: You take three creamers, you cut a hole in the

1331
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 4: corner and squeeze it out.

1332
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 5: Is it a shower situation as you're a tub because.

1333
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 2: You've gotta get naked, You're gonna go.

1334
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 3: You got friend, You're gonna get one leg of the

1335
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:43,479
Speaker 3: ironing board.

1336
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 1: You're gonna get in there, open.

1337
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:50,480
Speaker 4: Up the mattress, crawl inside, scream at the top of

1338
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 4: your lugs. Uh yeah, that's yeah, you can. You'll be

1339
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:57,440
Speaker 4: I would get rice, Ronnie, just for nostalgia.

1340
01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 3: I would try it if I was if I was

1341
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 3: you out absolutely used that to justify any any insane

1342
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:06,720
Speaker 3: combination of things to eat. But I bet you they

1343
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:10,240
Speaker 3: took out the MSG which is big, yes, seventies plus

1344
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:11,439
Speaker 3: for right.

1345
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:13,160
Speaker 1: Well, you know they've changed.

1346
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 3: They've probably tried to hip up the spice combo, right, which,

1347
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:19,040
Speaker 3: like you know, if you get a if you get

1348
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 3: like a top Ramen, it's the exact same top ramen

1349
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:24,320
Speaker 3: from the eighties. They've never changed it because they don't care.

1350
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 3: And I think people always buy it no matter what exactly.

1351
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:29,840
Speaker 3: But I think I bet you Rice a Ronnie was like,

1352
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 3: you know, we have to update some somebody inherited the

1353
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 3: company and made everybody try to get here.

1354
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've we've gotten some furiously written letters that it

1355
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:41,439
Speaker 4: is not indeed the San Francisco.

1356
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 5: Treat there you go, Yeah, top ramen. That's what San

1357
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 5: Francisco in the early nineties was. For me, it was

1358
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 5: all top ramen, top ramen.

1359
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 1: Top ramen.

1360
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 3: Oh I may I remember we came back from a

1361
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 3: bar one time and I was with my friend Matt

1362
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:03,160
Speaker 3: and friend I can't remember the guy's name, and we

1363
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 3: were super drunk and I was like, well, just make

1364
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 3: us top ram and they're like how and I'm like,

1365
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 3: watch this and they couldn't believe it that I just

1366
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 3: I made three at one time. They thought they were like, wow,

1367
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:16,160
Speaker 3: this is amazing, Like it was my recipe where I'm like, yeah,

1368
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:19,200
Speaker 3: you just triple the water. It's really easy to be

1369
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 3: a bunch of It's exactly the same as making one.

1370
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 5: And top ramen and microwave burritos were my go to

1371
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 5: when I got back to the apartment at two am

1372
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 5: and like, oh, I better put something in my stomach

1373
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 5: or tomorrow is going to be bad, Like I better

1374
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 5: soak up some of this booze.

1375
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:40,040
Speaker 6: Where is something really greasy or salty? And those were

1376
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:40,720
Speaker 6: my go tos.

1377
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know I knew I was.

1378
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 3: And Chris, thank you for being patient because I can't

1379
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:49,680
Speaker 3: talk to Patton without always walking down memory. I know

1380
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 3: it was such a specific times.

1381
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:56,440
Speaker 6: We have so many formative memories together.

1382
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 2: That I know us.

1383
01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,480
Speaker 4: This is like the Margaret Joe episode where it was

1384
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 4: I want to just see you guys go down. So yeah,

1385
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 4: don't worry about me. I'm just I'm watching and listening.

1386
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 3: Okay, I appreciate it. Thanks, don't leave, don't leave. This

1387
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:13,840
Speaker 3: story is so good. There was there was a grocery

1388
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 3: store up the street from when we lived at Clayton

1389
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:22,520
Speaker 3: and Waller, and my rent was three hundred and fifty dollars. Yeah,

1390
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 3: so I would take some of my I wo'd peel

1391
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 3: off some of that gap paycheck and walk up the

1392
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 3: hill because there was a gourmet a gourmet grocery store

1393
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 3: at the top of the hill. I had no business

1394
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 3: being in there. I couldn't make anything. They had like

1395
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:40,439
Speaker 3: imported ponge on cheese, this or that. But I would

1396
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 3: go up there and get like a baguette and some

1397
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:45,360
Speaker 3: kind of Irish butter, you know what I mean. Like

1398
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 3: you go up and I'd be like, I have about

1399
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,960
Speaker 3: eleven extra dollars, how am I.

1400
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 1: Going to make make this special?

1401
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 3: And it was because that's San Francisco was so food

1402
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 3: oriented that like taking your money to buy like a

1403
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,840
Speaker 3: tall and then a bagette was not weird. No one

1404
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:05,400
Speaker 3: would think you were like being snobby. There was like, no,

1405
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:07,520
Speaker 3: this is this is good bread and it's right up

1406
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 3: the hill.

1407
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:09,880
Speaker 2: It's a bit much that you're riding in a bicycle

1408
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:11,000
Speaker 2: with it barking out.

1409
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,640
Speaker 3: Of a basket, but I put my bet on every

1410
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 3: single time to just stomp up the hill there. It

1411
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,280
Speaker 3: makes me laugh, Like we were living off the fout

1412
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 3: of the land in the early nineties.

1413
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:23,240
Speaker 1: We didn't realize how good we had.

1414
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 5: We really didn't realize that that was the last time

1415
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:29,600
Speaker 5: that you could live on the fringes and not have

1416
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:32,640
Speaker 5: to grind twenty four to seven. And now you can

1417
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:36,200
Speaker 5: still be a young struggling artist, but you can't. You

1418
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 5: don't have five hours to just daydream, like, you better

1419
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 5: be working four jobs, and you better be instagramming, and

1420
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:44,120
Speaker 5: you better like something, and you got to have your

1421
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,120
Speaker 5: little tip jar out on your Twitter feed like it's

1422
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 5: non stop because there's no one coming to help. There's

1423
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:50,400
Speaker 5: no relief.

1424
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:52,800
Speaker 1: There's no bagettes in your future.

1425
01:05:52,840 --> 01:06:00,440
Speaker 5: There's yeah, and every three fifty a month, fifty's rain insane.

1426
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:02,240
Speaker 3: I mean, we had three roommates, but it was a

1427
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:04,040
Speaker 3: it was a first floor Victorian.

1428
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:09,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just I just went up there and I

1429
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:11,920
Speaker 5: was walking, we were walking the daughters through the neighborhood

1430
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:14,120
Speaker 5: because I I down the little guide, I'm like, that's

1431
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:17,000
Speaker 5: where the Grateful Dead lived, That's where Charles Manson lived,

1432
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:20,760
Speaker 5: That's where like just pointing out all these Victorian houses

1433
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:23,800
Speaker 5: and so yeah, that that but yeah, that you can't

1434
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:24,520
Speaker 5: do that anymore.

1435
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 2: No, Charles Manson had a nice house.

1436
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:31,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I mean he lived in one of those

1437
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:35,479
Speaker 5: problems he was. You could what I'm That's what I'm saying.

1438
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:38,680
Speaker 5: You could be a struggling musician back then and live

1439
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 5: in a nice Victorian you know, a great musician, exactly,

1440
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:44,680
Speaker 5: a great struggling musician.

1441
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:49,680
Speaker 4: I lived with six or seven other murderers. But we

1442
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 4: have turreted. We have turrets.

1443
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, Oh the Wayne Scotting alone, the fucking Wayne

1444
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:57,920
Speaker 5: Scott And don't even get me started.

1445
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:03,760
Speaker 2: Uh your how's your your com?

1446
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:04,120
Speaker 5: Uh?

1447
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:05,680
Speaker 2: Is it minor threats?

1448
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:07,439
Speaker 6: Minor threats? Yeah?

1449
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:09,680
Speaker 2: I have a yeah, yeah, Ago, how did that end

1450
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:10,320
Speaker 2: up happening?

1451
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 5: It?

1452
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 6: Uh?

1453
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,800
Speaker 5: This my writing partner, the guy that we I wrote

1454
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 5: modoc with for Hulu. Uh. We I had this idea

1455
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:22,320
Speaker 5: for a Batman story basically, and then it hit me,

1456
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:24,880
Speaker 5: why because I've written for d C and Marvel. But

1457
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm busting my ass writing other people's ips.

1458
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:30,360
Speaker 5: Why don't we just do a creator owned thing and

1459
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:32,880
Speaker 5: just stay in control of it? And so we went

1460
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:35,000
Speaker 5: to dark Horse, which is a smaller company, but they

1461
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:40,080
Speaker 5: let the creators own their stuff. And it just we

1462
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,560
Speaker 5: just ran with it. It's just and it's doing really well.

1463
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:44,439
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1464
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,960
Speaker 4: I didn't know you had already written comic books, so

1465
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:49,160
Speaker 4: you already were totally in that world.

1466
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:49,800
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1467
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:52,920
Speaker 5: But but the world I was in was, you know,

1468
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,160
Speaker 5: d C. Hey, do you want to write a Batman story? Hey,

1469
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:57,360
Speaker 5: do you want to write a you know, an x

1470
01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:57,920
Speaker 5: Men story?

1471
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:00,080
Speaker 6: Hey? I'm like yes, obviously.

1472
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:04,720
Speaker 5: But doing something from scratch, from the ground up, was

1473
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:10,200
Speaker 5: completely something else for me. And it really really was like, Oh,

1474
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:12,600
Speaker 5: I get to control this whole world. I can out,

1475
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:15,880
Speaker 5: I can do flashbacks within this world or side stories.

1476
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:19,759
Speaker 5: We can slowly populate this this imaginary place.

1477
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:20,360
Speaker 6: It's great.

1478
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:24,439
Speaker 3: And you must have said to yourself, hmm, what's Batman

1479
01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:26,799
Speaker 3: doing right now?

1480
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:36,000
Speaker 4: That had to be something where you're imagining, like the

1481
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:40,200
Speaker 4: fifteen year old version of yourself looking into the future

1482
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:42,759
Speaker 4: and thinking, oh my god, I end up being so cool.

1483
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:47,280
Speaker 5: Well, or thinking back? What really helps when you write comics.

1484
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:49,320
Speaker 5: I think when you write anything, you flash back to

1485
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:51,080
Speaker 5: your fifteen year old self and it was like, what

1486
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,120
Speaker 5: was the cool stuff that I wasn't seeing that I

1487
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:53,880
Speaker 5: wanted to see?

1488
01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:55,519
Speaker 6: And that's what you put into your work.

1489
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:57,479
Speaker 2: Oh right, I don't think show this.

1490
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:58,880
Speaker 6: And then so you show that.

1491
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:02,840
Speaker 5: I mean that that's the whole basis of Star Wars

1492
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:06,320
Speaker 5: with George Lucas watching Flash Gordon going well, shouldn't don't

1493
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:08,000
Speaker 5: the aliens like get together and have a drink at

1494
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,000
Speaker 5: the end of the day camp Like just throwing those

1495
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:12,000
Speaker 5: scenes together were amazing, you know.

1496
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:14,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh wow, and you remembered those things that you

1497
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:15,880
Speaker 4: wished for when you were.

1498
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:19,400
Speaker 5: I remember that, like what happens when a superhero does

1499
01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:21,960
Speaker 5: this or this and all that kind of But of like,

1500
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:27,000
Speaker 5: comics now are so expanded, Like like I my comics reading,

1501
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,439
Speaker 5: it's such a tiny slice of superhero comics and the

1502
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:33,120
Speaker 5: rest are just these amazing stories about the world and

1503
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:39,720
Speaker 5: about people. There's these writers doing genuinely incredible speculative that

1504
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:41,760
Speaker 5: there's a great one that I'm written now called eight

1505
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:46,960
Speaker 5: Billion Genies. And basically, one day everyone wakes up and

1506
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:50,240
Speaker 5: every single all eight billion people on Earth have their

1507
01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:54,280
Speaker 5: own personal genie and all powerful genie, and the genie goes,

1508
01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:57,720
Speaker 5: I will grant you one wish, so everyone at the

1509
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:01,760
Speaker 5: same time gets to wish for one thing. Now, there

1510
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:04,679
Speaker 5: are crazy people out there, There are racists out there,

1511
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:08,799
Speaker 5: There so the world just starts going insane because everyone

1512
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:11,360
Speaker 5: starts wishing at once. Some people are smart to go

1513
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:13,960
Speaker 5: I'm gonna hold back for a second and wait, I'm

1514
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,639
Speaker 5: gonna wait till use I'm gonna see how this shakes

1515
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:18,760
Speaker 5: out other people, like immediately I want a corvette and

1516
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:21,360
Speaker 5: then and they have like a corvette, but then someone

1517
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:23,439
Speaker 5: else has wished them to be dead, so it doesn't

1518
01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:26,080
Speaker 5: really matter, like you don't. And then you see how

1519
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:29,400
Speaker 5: the world starts to change, and it's it's just it's

1520
01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:32,439
Speaker 5: so brilliant how they do stuff like, yeah, that's that's

1521
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:33,240
Speaker 5: so cool.

1522
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:35,200
Speaker 1: It's called the Billion Genies.

1523
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:39,679
Speaker 5: Eight billion Genies, and god, it's so And there's another one.

1524
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:46,080
Speaker 5: This guy, he's Elliott Kannan. I know I'm mispronouncing his name.

1525
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:48,240
Speaker 5: You sede Be a Daily show writer. He wrote this

1526
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:52,240
Speaker 5: amazing comic called Maniac of New York.

1527
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:54,400
Speaker 6: And the whole basis of the comic.

1528
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,760
Speaker 5: Is in like nineteen eighty five New Year's Eve, a

1529
01:10:56,920 --> 01:11:01,519
Speaker 5: Jason Vorhees type. This mask guy they call him ok

1530
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:04,960
Speaker 5: like homicide Harry or something like that Maniac Harry.

1531
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,320
Speaker 6: He's got a hockey mask on.

1532
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:08,599
Speaker 5: And a big coat and he pops up in Times

1533
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:11,240
Speaker 5: Square on New Year's Eve, kills eighteen people. The cops

1534
01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:13,440
Speaker 5: shoot him twenty times, he doesn't die, and he disappears,

1535
01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:17,280
Speaker 5: and then every few months since then he pops up

1536
01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:20,680
Speaker 5: in Manhattan and kills a couple of people with his machete,

1537
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:26,559
Speaker 5: and Manhattan just adjusted to it. It's like, well, there

1538
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:29,400
Speaker 5: was a maniac Harry siding tonight in Chelsea, so maybe

1539
01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:31,600
Speaker 5: go home early and otherwise the weather this weekend is

1540
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:34,840
Speaker 5: going to be great, and it's ridiculous as it is.

1541
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,920
Speaker 5: The obvious thing you think about is think of the

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01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:42,120
Speaker 5: mass shootings we have every day, and nothing stops, nothing

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01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:45,479
Speaker 5: stops anymore. We're just like, well they hey, like when

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01:11:45,479 --> 01:11:47,519
Speaker 5: you see it at the name of a town trending

1545
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:49,599
Speaker 5: on Twitter, they're like, oh, there was a mass shooting.

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01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:52,679
Speaker 5: Some people were just sick shot and we're in business

1547
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:53,280
Speaker 5: as usual.

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01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:55,400
Speaker 1: Or overturning Roe v.

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01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:58,800
Speaker 3: Wade and then suddenly it's like, let's raise money to

1550
01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:01,360
Speaker 3: have women shipped out of the.

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01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,120
Speaker 1: State where it was overturned.

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01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:07,479
Speaker 3: No, let's fucking grab weapons and go somewhere with that. Like, no,

1553
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:11,639
Speaker 3: don't turn over that quickly. Heet so fucking frustrating, or.

1554
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:14,760
Speaker 4: The current ignoring ignoring that COVID is still here, and

1555
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:17,920
Speaker 4: everyone decided it isn't that that's another here.

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01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:21,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's showing you how. And this is a

1557
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:26,960
Speaker 5: scary thing. People will adjust to anything, to anything. They

1558
01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:29,360
Speaker 5: someone I forgot who tweeted it was like when I

1559
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:32,800
Speaker 5: saw the those avengrous movies with a snap and half

1560
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:35,640
Speaker 5: the people disappear and then then everyone comes back and

1561
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,439
Speaker 5: life it just goes on, he goes. I thought that

1562
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:39,720
Speaker 5: was so ridiculous until we went through two years of

1563
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:41,920
Speaker 5: COVID and I'm like, oh, yeah, that's exactly what we

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01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:42,280
Speaker 5: would do.

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01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:47,200
Speaker 3: Yep, or four years of Trump of this man just

1566
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:52,599
Speaker 3: making a mockery of leadership and like encouraging fucking being

1567
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:55,720
Speaker 3: racist and being pieces of shit and being rapist, Like

1568
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:59,360
Speaker 3: what the fuck kind of life change, It's like, it's

1569
01:12:59,400 --> 01:12:59,960
Speaker 3: almost good.

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01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:01,080
Speaker 1: We had a quarantine.

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01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:04,479
Speaker 3: After that, it's like, everybody, take a deep breath for

1572
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:07,640
Speaker 3: two years, let's really think about some stuff and like,

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01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,000
Speaker 3: let's get strategic.

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01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:11,920
Speaker 2: Sorry, the twenty nineteen it's going to last for a while.

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01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:14,840
Speaker 6: This is going to be a long one guy. Yeah.

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01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:18,679
Speaker 5: So that's that idea of how quickly can you adjust

1577
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:21,040
Speaker 5: to things? And again, it also makes you think back

1578
01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:24,920
Speaker 5: on history, why didn't Jewish people immediately leave Germany? Well,

1579
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:28,360
Speaker 5: why didn't we? Why didn't I elite immediately leave America?

1580
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,320
Speaker 5: It doesn't seem to be getting any better. But I'm

1581
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:34,519
Speaker 5: hanging on. So you know, there's that very chilling phrase.

1582
01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:37,280
Speaker 5: I forgot who said it, but it was like the

1583
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:40,439
Speaker 5: optimists went to the gas chambers and the pessimists went

1584
01:13:40,479 --> 01:13:41,160
Speaker 5: to America.

1585
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:48,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like, how optimistic should I stay? You know,

1586
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:50,400
Speaker 6: it's a little and I.

1587
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:53,639
Speaker 5: Have friends that are very openly just like they're putting

1588
01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:54,400
Speaker 5: it on their Instagram.

1589
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:54,960
Speaker 6: Here I am.

1590
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:55,479
Speaker 2: I'm up in.

1591
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:59,599
Speaker 5: Vancouver looking at property work from up here. There's there's

1592
01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:02,680
Speaker 5: acting work up here. I'm fine, yeah, and I'm like,

1593
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:03,639
Speaker 5: what the hell am I doing?

1594
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:04,840
Speaker 2: Well?

1595
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:06,560
Speaker 1: Thanks for being on the show today.

1596
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:09,080
Speaker 2: Well your last episode.

1597
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:12,920
Speaker 6: Good luck fleeing. I wait for you for a Oh

1598
01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:15,760
Speaker 6: there's by the way they're saying.

1599
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:18,559
Speaker 1: Is I'm so sorry.

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01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:19,840
Speaker 2: Sorry.

1601
01:14:20,439 --> 01:14:23,760
Speaker 4: We just watched Karen get mauled, and you know they're like, well,

1602
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:25,160
Speaker 4: add another thing.

1603
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:27,639
Speaker 6: We just adjust. Come on, we got it.

1604
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:29,879
Speaker 2: The rabbit dog mail chip.

1605
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:31,960
Speaker 6: Is a wonderful service that us.

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01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:37,360
Speaker 4: And let's not forget about blue Apron, Blue Apron Oh.

1607
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:38,519
Speaker 6: What kind of doggie do you have?

1608
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:39,639
Speaker 1: Blossom.

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01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:43,680
Speaker 3: She's just a little terrier, you know, mutt that I

1610
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:46,840
Speaker 3: just got. I thought she was old because my other dog, Frank,

1611
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:49,719
Speaker 3: is fifteen and he had to go to the vet today.

1612
01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:51,679
Speaker 1: So she's by herself for the first time.

1613
01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:53,960
Speaker 3: So I had her locked out for like the first

1614
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:58,120
Speaker 3: forty five minutes, and then I heard a single solitary cry,

1615
01:14:58,200 --> 01:14:59,800
Speaker 3: so I was like, fine, you can come in, and

1616
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:01,680
Speaker 3: a of course, so she does this thing or she

1617
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:05,680
Speaker 3: gets up on the desk and then there's nobody in

1618
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:08,000
Speaker 3: this neighborhood really, but every once in a while somebody

1619
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,759
Speaker 3: will walk their dog by and she goes fucking berserk

1620
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:12,479
Speaker 3: because she's like up on the desk, like this is

1621
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:15,160
Speaker 3: my spot, I'm watching out for everybody.

1622
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:17,880
Speaker 1: So she was being cool for a while, but then

1623
01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:22,880
Speaker 1: then a dog walks by. She's like so adorable. Sorry

1624
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:23,320
Speaker 1: about that.

1625
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:25,839
Speaker 6: No, that's cool, that's that's awesome.

1626
01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:28,840
Speaker 5: There's a science fiction novel called The Man in the

1627
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:32,160
Speaker 5: High Castle, and it's where the Nazis have won World

1628
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:35,479
Speaker 5: War two and they have. Yeah, so Germany and Japan

1629
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:38,160
Speaker 5: have annexed America and split it up into two territories,

1630
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:41,320
Speaker 5: and everyone has adjusted and they're just trying to live

1631
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:44,000
Speaker 5: as best they can. They one of the big industries

1632
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:48,200
Speaker 5: in America is selling old memorabilia, old like Western memorabilia,

1633
01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:51,599
Speaker 5: Mickey Mouse stuff to German tourists because we become this

1634
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:54,600
Speaker 5: charming little tourist spot, so we sell off pieces of

1635
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:59,000
Speaker 5: our history. But there's this great throwaway line about how

1636
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:02,400
Speaker 5: did you hear Bob Hope's broadcast last night? And they're like, oh,

1637
01:16:02,479 --> 01:16:04,880
Speaker 5: I don't. I can't get the frequency sometimes. Is he

1638
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:07,960
Speaker 5: still in Vancouver? Is he still he's still on the run, right, Like, yeah,

1639
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:10,439
Speaker 5: he was. He was doing it out of Ottawa. They

1640
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,000
Speaker 5: because they're like they killed all the Jewish comedians, they

1641
01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:16,000
Speaker 5: killed all the Jews, and Bob Hope fled the country

1642
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:21,120
Speaker 5: and has become this Lenny Bruce type doing dangerous comedy,

1643
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:24,200
Speaker 5: making fun of the furor and and and and hero

1644
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:27,080
Speaker 5: he too, and he's like that's the world he is,

1645
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:30,280
Speaker 5: where like try to pick up Bob Hope's pirate broadcast tonight.

1646
01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:30,920
Speaker 2: Wow.

1647
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:35,040
Speaker 4: Rather than being the reality of him being the USO Fast.

1648
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:40,559
Speaker 5: Show next week year, he basically becomes like this this

1649
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:42,559
Speaker 5: outlaw vigilante type.

1650
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:43,479
Speaker 6: It's really cool.

1651
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:46,479
Speaker 4: I got to read that or watch the show, or

1652
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:50,519
Speaker 4: do something other than enjoying the soundtrack, which is a

1653
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:53,080
Speaker 4: great soundtrack if you got to hear Beck do some

1654
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:59,960
Speaker 4: uh some standard classics. H But yeah, I'm excited. I

1655
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:02,160
Speaker 4: I'm going to get I hopefully I can redeem my

1656
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:05,160
Speaker 4: one hundred dollars coupon that I still have for Meltdown.

1657
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:10,639
Speaker 4: Wait what but I know I never redeemed it. I know,

1658
01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:12,880
Speaker 4: I know I never got it. But I want to

1659
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:17,280
Speaker 4: get your comic book. And everyone should watch Patent's new special.

1660
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:19,400
Speaker 2: We all scream right.

1661
01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:21,320
Speaker 6: All scream right Netflix right now.

1662
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:24,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm halfway through. I'm we're going to hang up

1663
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:25,880
Speaker 4: and I'm going to get more of you.

1664
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:30,120
Speaker 5: Well, I actually have to go because and this is

1665
01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:30,960
Speaker 5: actually happening.

1666
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:32,000
Speaker 6: I just got a text.

1667
01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:35,800
Speaker 5: I have to go down to the lobby and get

1668
01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:37,879
Speaker 5: COVID tested because I am shooting tomorrow.

1669
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 6: So that is where I'm going when we get off

1670
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:43,000
Speaker 6: this podcast, I'm going to get a swab up my nose.

1671
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:47,519
Speaker 4: Who well, well, I can tell just by talking to

1672
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,080
Speaker 4: you that you're one hundred percent.

1673
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:51,519
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've become a doctor.

1674
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:53,200
Speaker 4: Like a lot of people, I've become a doctor in

1675
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:54,320
Speaker 4: the past couple of years.

1676
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're fine, you're fine.

1677
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:58,479
Speaker 3: Well, thank you for making time while you're on the road.

1678
01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:01,320
Speaker 3: That was very Yes, that's a real pain in the ass.

1679
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:02,960
Speaker 5: I'm a big fan of the show, so I'm glad

1680
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:06,680
Speaker 5: I finally got to do it. So thanks, guys. Is

1681
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:07,519
Speaker 5: my first time.

1682
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:10,439
Speaker 6: And I know that you took a hiatus for a while.

1683
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:13,479
Speaker 5: You weren't doing it for a while, right right, Yeah, yeah,

1684
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:17,000
Speaker 5: because you know why, because during COVID no one needed

1685
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:17,439
Speaker 5: a ride.

1686
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,400
Speaker 6: No, no, they did not need a ride.

1687
01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:23,400
Speaker 2: And so we hope today you've enjoyed this ride to

1688
01:18:23,439 --> 01:18:26,640
Speaker 2: your to your hotel where you're clearly hiding in Vancouver.

1689
01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:29,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, taking a ride down to my COVID test.

1690
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:32,679
Speaker 5: All right, guys, than great to see you.

1691
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:36,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, see you too. See you guys, you've been listening

1692
01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:37,320
Speaker 4: to Do You Need a Ride?

1693
01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:43,800
Speaker 2: D y n a Are This has been an exactly

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01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:44,679
Speaker 2: right production.

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01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:47,040
Speaker 1: Produced by Analise Nelson.

1696
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:48,439
Speaker 2: Mixed by John Bradley.

1697
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:50,599
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cotner.

1698
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:53,960
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Cobertt, art work.

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01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:54,840
Speaker 1: By Chris Fairbanks.

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01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:58,240
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:01,480
Speaker 3: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:05,680
Speaker 4: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:07,799
Speaker 1: Thank you well, you're welcome

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Speaker 2: Dot com.