WEBVTT - #224: Who Talks To Their Penis? 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:10.360 Start Data Up. Brooklyn Boy Start Up, Brooklyn Buy Data 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:18.560 They making Noise Data Up. Episode two of the Brooklyn 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:27.720 Boys podcast. Hello, Hello, Hello, David Brody, Hello Scary Jones. Oh, 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:31.080 it is a fine day in New York City where 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:34.879 we were recording this podcast, the suburbs of New York City, 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:38.599 otherwise known as New Jersey, New Jersey Dirty Jers, as 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:40.880 we love to put it. Yeah, god man, and it 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:45.320 smells extra bad today. It smells like hot garbage everywhere 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:49.640 degrees out in the middle of a heat wave with 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:53.600 no relief in sight. This is day four. Um, there 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:56.520 was relief yesterday for a brief period two days ago, 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:59.000 for a brief period of time, which we'll talk about 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:01.760 later in the podcast, trust me. And and by the way, 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:04.080 a heat wave. In order for something to qualify as 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:07.840 a heat wave, you need three consecutive days of ninety 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:10.880 degree temperatures plus, and we have had more than our 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:14.679 share of that. It was ninety plus every single day 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:16.959 for the last few days here in the Northeast as 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:21.160 we're recording this. Oh my goodness, it's already Friday. How 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:24.200 did the week get away from us? I don't know. 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:26.920 I'm not one of those people I'm not. I'm not 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:30.639 one of those. Can you believe it's August first already? Dude, 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:34.000 I told you it comes up. It comes up every year. 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:39.720 It's the same twenty four hours a day, it's a quarter. 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:42.240 It's moving faster though I am one of those people. 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:44.800 I am. I have to believe it, you know. First 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:47.840 of all, as soon as the fourth of July comes, 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:50.840 it's just a downward spiral and it's a race to labor. 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:54.360 That's because you're enjoying yourself. So time flies, but I 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:57.040 want to flies, but then you have a shitty life. 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:00.480 I want time to go slow. Okay, here's what you do. 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:03.640 Sitting in your house with no way of conditioning. Never 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:05.840 leave the house and sweat your balls off. You'll see 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:08.760 the summer last forever. But why did it last forever? 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:10.880 When I was a kid, and then I had the 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:13.040 time of my life. So you can't say that that 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:15.919 statement is untrue because when you're a kid, you don't 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:19.399 have perception of time, and everything seems longer because you're like, oh, 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:22.480 school was months ago, and then we have two weeks 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:25.280 left before school. It zip spy. The last two weeks 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:28.680 before school always flew by because you're supply shopping, you're 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:30.880 buying clothes, and all you're thinking about is going back 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:34.760 to school. Well, I'll say this, two weeks suck my. 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:40.200 My tactics have been to do everything and just not 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.160 rest for a minute because I want to get the 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:45.360 most out of every minute of every freaking day. So 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:50.919 I've been going non stop and you're enjoying yourself. I am, 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:53.919 but it's still going fast. It's not working not well. 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:56.799 Because you're enjoying yourself. Time flies when you're having fun. 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:58.800 Well that's an expression. You may have heard it before. 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:02.000 All right, Well we'll say this, okay, And I'm not 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:04.360 looking forward to this. I'm not trying to rush the 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.400 hands of time. But we want to make an announcement 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:09.520 right here, right now, right up front of this podcast 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:13.120 about something that we're doing with you, the Slicest that 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:17.119 you're invited to, that we finally fucking organized after all 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:20.320 we after two episodes. But again, we're doing no rush 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:24.320 to get there because we want to enjoy our damn summer. Okay, Yeah, 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:27.000 so we're doing it after the summer so you guys 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:29.360 can enjoy your summer. You don't have to give up 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:31.720 a nice beach day to come see us. We're talking 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:36.760 about the Brooklyn Boys podcast meet up. That's m e 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:41.400 a t meet meet up because we're gonna meet you 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:48.320 at one of our favorite fucking steakhouses, Benjamin Steakhouse Prime. Yeah, 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:51.880 we were in talks with Benjamin himself. We we uh 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:54.720 we we we sat down, we ate some steaks. A 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:57.840 very nice man to have that much power. Yes, he 0:03:57.880 --> 0:03:59.880 owns a couple of He has a couple of steakhouses, 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:03.600 got five, five and four or five multiple countries. But 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:07.720 Benjamin Steakhouse Prime in New York City. We want you 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:13.000 to make a reservation and meet us there on Saturday 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:17.039 evening September. We're gonna be all the retails on all 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:20.479 the website. That's right. If you go to Benjamin Steakhouse 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:26.560 dot com slash Brooklyn Boys, that's Benjamin no s Benjamin 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:31.000 Steakhouse dot com slash Brooklyn Boys, you will see all 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:34.200 the information and our lovely pictures and we've worked out 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:39.640 quite the deal. We're gonna give you a three course 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:42.839 meal and of course it includes steak if you want. 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:47.000 There's options for your your appetizer and you're entreine your 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:51.440 dessert and everyone who signs up and read reserves and 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:56.840 comes in and gets that deal, gets what free dessert. Yes, 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.080 so it's gonna be a lot of fun. Now, we're 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:01.919 not recording a podcast. We we aired on the side 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:04.479 of not because we wanted to make the most of 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:07.960 the time with you guys. Yeah, we're gonna eat, we're 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.840 gonna schmooze and walk around, and we're gonna have We're 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:12.440 gonna have our own step and repeat. We'll get to 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:15.320 take pictures were own step and repeat. Yeah, we're also 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:17.880 going to give away some prizes. We're trying to work 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:21.440 on some some fun premiums for their Maybe we'll have 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:23.760 a merch table. You could buy some Brooklyn Boys merch 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:25.520 on the spot if you'd like. Maybe we can do 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:28.120 some maybe it's a little bit of discounted merch maybe 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:30.840 while Yeah, we'll see and and and No. The only 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:33.680 thing I'm a little concerned about no shipping, no shipping costs. 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:36.359 That's right, you just buy it out right, That's it. 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:42.440 One thing I'm concerned about it the website claims special guests. Now, um, 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:45.520 I don't know, you know, we don't know if they're 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:47.680 special guests coming. I mean, we do have friends, but 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:49.120 we don't know if they're going to be in town 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:53.400 and available that night to come by. So like somebody 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:54.760 emailed and said, well, don't you have if you Boddy 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:58.560 Microut before show up. It's not I wouldn't say buddy, yeah, 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:00.479 and I wouldn't say that. I think you know you 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:02.720 have those friends that will help you move, uh, and 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:04.960 then of those friends will answer your phone call. He's 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:07.800 neither one of those, right, But but he's friendly to 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.600 me on social media. I love the guy said, hey, 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:12.960 why did you get your buddy Joe Joe Gatto to 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:14.800 come by? You know, he's on a he's on a 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:18.159 national comedy tour. He may not be probably not gonna 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:20.720 be around. But you know what, maybe maybe Scary will 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:23.720 FaceTime him and he can say hello on FaceTime. We'll 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:25.640 tell that story later, because that's a great story. I 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:28.520 will say, we gotta get Spruce to come. You told 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:30.560 that story ready? Yeah, Well I'll ask him feel Colm, 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:36.440 he lives in Manhattan. Yeah, but you can't take his picture. Wait, 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:38.680 hold on, I didn't. I didn't tell the Joe Gatto 0:06:38.720 --> 0:06:42.159 story on the podcast. I think you did? Didn't you did? 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:44.480 I you told the Bengel story that's part of the 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:51.159 Bagel story. I don't think I did. Hold on, No, 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:53.479 I didn't. We didn't tell We didn't talk about this 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:57.080 at all. All right, we'll have to tell the story. 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:59.159 We should probably call Joe Gatto and get him on 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:02.440 the podcast to get his reaction about Wait, you sure 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:04.960 I didn't. I don't think you did. Well, here's what 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:06.720 we can do. We could not do it now, and 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:08.240 then everyone could let us know if we did it 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:10.040 or not. Well, I could just look at the show 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:15.560 description for two three, but can tweet right now? People? No? No, no, what? What? 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:19.120 Why don't we just look look at the shows? That 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:20.920 would have been a major thing to write. No, I 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:23.840 don't think I did it. We didn't talk about it anyway. 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:27.880 So but anyway, we we will have hopefully some friends there, 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:29.880 maybe Spruce on the Loose will show up and you'll 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:32.800 finally see who the hell this guy is. Um, we 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:35.720 can invite our girl Danielle de Lulo and some past 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:37.920 friends like that. But well, we'll see how it goes, 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:41.240 all right, but maybe some of your ex girlfriends for 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:45.080 the moment. Just make your reservations right now. Um, go 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:49.640 to Benjamin Steakhouse dot com slash Brooklyn Boys, and uh, 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:53.360 make a reservation because we do need those. You can't 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:55.120 just show up, you have to take a reservation for 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:57.760 a table because you're gonna be sitting sitting at a table. 0:07:58.080 --> 0:07:59.720 We were we were given the option of doing it 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:02.320 on a Friday night, where we can get a lot 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:04.320 of people who work in Manhattan to come right after work, 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:06.520 nice and easy. But we said, no, let's do it 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:09.000 on a Saturday so that you guys have time and 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:11.720 if you have to drive from somewhere or train it 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:14.000 in or whatever. So Saturday, we thought, is a better 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.480 travel day and then you're off on Sunday. You don't 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:18.080 have to like worry about getting home. And we can't 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:20.440 do it on Sunday because it's September eleven and there 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:22.960 are other things going on that we can't that they 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:25.240 they just that was the date that they gave us 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:28.000 that they can work with us on. So Saturday's evening 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:31.880 September Sunday. There's gonna be someone complaining about why it's 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.160 on Saturday. Okay, but here's what I'm gonna say. I'm 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:36.199 gonna say a couple of things. Sunday is gonna be 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:38.880 NFL football now, Look, if you keep kosher and can't 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:41.360 go out on the Sabbath, that's what I'm talking about. 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:43.880 You're probably not eating at that steakhouse. It's not kosher. 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:47.600 So I'm hoping you know what. But look, uh, if 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:50.040 you know but you can come Saturday after sundown. That's 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:52.760 the beauty of it. Whenever the sundown, once the sun 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:55.320 goes down on Saturday, you can come. So we're good. 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:57.640 It's Friday night, that's the real problem. So we're good. 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:59.280 So we're good. We'll good, we'll good, We're good. All right, 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:02.240 we're in town weekend. Because this doesn't count. It's scary 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:05.760 buying me a steak dinner. Yes it does, it does. Yes, 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:07.800 this is not You're not buying me a steak dinner. 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:11.000 You and I throwing this for the slices does not 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:15.440 count as as you buying me a steak dinner. Come on, Nope, nope, okay, no, no, 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:17.839 all right, nope, nope. Can I tell you about a 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:21.720 steak dinner. My wife and I went out to dinner 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:25.760 last Friday, had a great dinner, and we had some leftover. 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:28.479 So I go into the bathroom with my bag of leftovers. 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:29.880 Not really part of the story. But I'm painting the 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:33.480 picture and I go to the Jurnal and the guy 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:36.240 guy comes into the urninal next to me, and there's 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:38.520 a little metal wall between us. It's a nice bathroom, 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:41.600 and he's drunk off his ass and he's talking to 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:45.440 me about how the valet Parker's brought his convertible but 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:47.960 then left the convertible when he wasn't there when the 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:50.200 car was there, and now they can't find the keys. 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:52.600 And then when he went to go back in the restaurant, 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:54.280 the doors were closed because it was after closing, and 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:56.920 it wouldn't anybody else belts back came and he said, 0:09:57.160 --> 0:09:59.079 he's blah blah blah blah blah, and I'm going, please 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:01.440 pe faster, Please, is me pee faster? Pete, come up. 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:03.080 I'm thinking to myself, I gotta get out of here. 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:05.000 I got await from this guy. I'm like, oh yeah, dude, 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:06.840 that's yeah wow who you know, you know when you 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:09.440 talk to somebody like you know, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:11.800 So he's trying to start a conversation with you in 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:13.560 the back and I just want to pee and get outside. 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:15.640 My wife's outside the bathroom. Well, she went to the bathroom. 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:17.000 So I'm assuming I have a couple of extra minutes, 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:18.559 because you know, we we take less time in the 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:21.360 bathroom traditionally. So I go, oh, hey, dude, good luck, man, 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:24.240 good luck you call hey man? Yeah, okay. I'm like, 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:26.280 I hope this dude's not driving because he's a little drunk. 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:29.320 So I walked to the sinks and I'm washing my 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:32.360 hands and I hear him go, hey man, let's go. 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:36.960 So I'm like, I tell her to go. I'm sorry. 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:39.920 He goes, dude, I want to go home the night. 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:43.319 I go, yeah, well, good luck, get in your car. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:45.720 And I go back to washing my hands and he goes, 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:50.000 don't do me like this, come on, motherfucker work. And 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:57.000 I turn around and he's yelling at his dick. He's 0:10:57.120 --> 0:11:01.319 yelling at his dick and he's yelling. He's apparently that 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:04.640 he's not coming out. Maybe maybe he was tripping and 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:07.600 he was talking back to him. No, no, he I 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:09.920 could hear. He wasn't peeing. I could hear, you know, 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:12.160 you hear the little noise. He wasn't peeing when I 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:14.360 was standing there. And then when I walked away, I 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:17.520 thought he was yelling at me. He's like, dude, I 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:20.120 want to go home tonight. Don't do me like this 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:25.160 like that to his penis. And then he come he yelled, 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:27.520 and he yelled loud. He was come on, motherfucker work. 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.520 Oh god. So I was like, I gotta get out 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:32.520 of here. So I go outside of my wife's like 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:36.120 I heard yelling. What's going on? So I said, there's 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:38.760 a guy yelling at his dick. And she goes, Okay, 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:40.800 I don't you want to know? She just nope, I 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:44.680 do not want to know. No further question. Yeah, so 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:46.640 I have a question. I know he tried to ask 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:48.480 your own day, but if you ever yelled at your 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:53.360 your day, like like to get up, wake up like anything? No, no, No, 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:55.960 I've never no, I've never yelled at it. I've never 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:58.840 spoken to it like a person. Like have you ever 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:00.760 walked out of the bedroom and go like, dude, come on, man, 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:02.880 I need you here. Nothing like oh no, like a 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:05.440 pep like a pep talk, Yeah, like like like a 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:10.400 peen talk, yeah like yeah, like come on, gets wake up, dude, 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:13.000 Like you know, this guy's getting home with his wife whatever, Like, 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:16.440 don't wake up, it's probably slap it in the face. 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:21.440 Wake up. Don't wake up, Come on, motherfucker work. He said, dude, 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:24.079 I want to go home tonight. Don't do me like this. 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:27.400 Look right right in right and it's one eye and say, 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:30.679 don't do me like this. And he threw his arms 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:33.640 out like he was, you know, looking down. Oh, it's 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:36.440 the funniest thing. Speaking of cox, can I talk about 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:41.160 a cockatoo? Uh? Yeah, sure? Three three right after it's 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:47.000 the boys. I don't want people to jump down my 0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:52.080 fucking throat or anyone's throat for promoting this or playing this. Okay, 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:54.200 I did this on the Big Show. I talked about this. 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:58.360 You know, there's this parrot. It's called the Cocky Cockatoo. 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:01.280 It's a viral video that's going around. And you know 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:06.160 how parrots, what would parents do? Brodie? That's what that's 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:08.719 what an expression? You teach them things, right, things, So 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:11.480 they learned words and phrases and they repeat them over 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:14.640 and over and over again. So I found this cockatoo 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:17.200 to be so fucking funny. Listen to this. This is 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:19.520 you try to would you try to ask your cockatoo? No, 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:23.840 we're not listen to this guy. This guy. You know, 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:25.839 it's you know, it's funny. Though, by the way, you're 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:28.240 telling a story about a cockatoo that talks, and I 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:30.240 told the story about a guy talking to his cock right, 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:38.640 go ahead here? What shut up you? Why do I 0:13:38.679 --> 0:13:46.559 have to you? You be quiet? Shut up? Man, shut 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:53.559 no respect. It's a white I'm your dads. What the 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:58.360 feather goes up on its head? I love this thing. 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:06.240 I want this parrot. You said, shut it, shut your mouth, 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:11.240 shut out, shut your hear you. Okay, anyway, it sounds 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:13.600 like he's saying, shut up, scary, shut up, scary, shut 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:18.600 your mouth. I hear you, hear me. Shut up. You 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:24.560 think you're tough. You shut up? Anyway you get it, 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:27.640 go shut your mouth, shut up, and go. He'll be quiet. 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:31.040 So those three phrases he's main things. Okay, So this 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:33.560 is a situation where a guy who owns a bird 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:36.840 who he feeds the bird, takes care of the bird, 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:40.240 trained the bird, loves the bird. He's got a bird. Okay, 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:43.000 he taught the do the birds some good tricks. Your 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:46.640 dog gotta sit down, roll over, whatever. Okay, you've got 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:50.640 to see the comments. Oh I did under this fucking video. 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:54.080 Oh my, going the bird? You're gonna give the bird 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:58.440 anxiety all the snow flakes, hold on, hold on, I 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:01.280 gotta get you, gotta get the snowflake jingle for this one. 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:07.200 Because people are fucking idiots. Idiots commenters, dude, YouTube TikTok, 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:14.720 real comment commentators are thread commenters are fucking morons, every 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:20.520 last one of them. The snowflakes were out. Oh my god. 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:26.040 Not only the anxiety comments. This bird is distressed. It's 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:29.400 screaming at the top of its lungs to shut up. 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:31.560 It wants to owner to shut up and be quiet. 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:36.480 This is awful. Hey, I got news for you. The 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:41.480 parrot has no fucking clue what it's saying. It mimics sounds. 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:44.000 It could be anything in the world. It doesn't know 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:47.680 what shut up means. And have a nice day and 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:49.640 I want to burger. It doesn't know what any of 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:53.960 those phrases are. It hears sounds of your voice and 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:58.880 it repeats them. And my real life, I get the 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:01.360 parrot trainer here tell me that they actually have feeling 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:04.960 an emotion attached to it. I think the complaint was 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:07.440 not that he understands the words. It's that the guy 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:10.360 was yelling and berating the parrot and they were worried 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:13.000 that the parrot would get stressed from the yelling. Listen, 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:15.120 I've met a lot of people who yell in their lives, 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:17.400 including both of us. That guy could not have been 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:20.720 more softly spoken. Come on, man, come on, come on, 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:22.680 come on. He's like he's like a nerdy guy, like 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:25.200 telling the parrot the parrots yelling. I would worry more 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:28.240 about the guy being yelled at the parrots yelling at him. 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:33.160 But to give the parrot, to give the parrot too 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:36.440 much credit is just fucking ridiculous to think that the 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:39.840 parrot knows and processes what it's saying. It doesn't know. 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:42.480 It's just it's just sitting there. And I think it 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:45.760 was the yelling. I think it was the yelling parts. 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:49.640 Do parrots yell? Oh there's no dress? Would you rather 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:52.080 be a parrot or a chicken? Because the chicken's gonna 0:16:52.120 --> 0:16:54.280 end up on a plate, So let the parrot can 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:56.640 live and gets yelled at. But you know what, Listen, 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:59.520 I love animals, I do, but everyone has a different 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:01.160 And I'm not the fending these people, but everyone has 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:04.560 a different line right of what's acceptable with animals, Like 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:06.560 some people love the circus and some people like, you 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:09.000 can't have animals in the circus. Some people love going 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:11.679 to the zoo, which is educational. It gives you a 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:14.159 better appreciation for animals. And some people all you're you're 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:17.080 trapping to animals in a cage. Well you're also the 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:18.840 flip side is you're keeping the animals and being eaten 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:20.600 by a lion in the in the forest. Well, thank 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:22.960 you for that. Brought you on that note. People were 0:17:23.080 --> 0:17:25.359 complaining that I went to the New York Aquarium a 0:17:25.400 --> 0:17:27.800 couple of weeks ago, and you know, and I featured 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:30.440 that that video on my social They were like, this 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:34.720 is awful. There's these animals, uh, you know, they're being 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:37.919 there in captivity. And I'm like, how are people How 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:40.920 are kids going to learn and get into these trade 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:46.080 and get into these appreciate and appreciate. Yes, without having 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:50.040 the educational component of what an aquarium or a zoo 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:53.880 can bring, they may become the next zoologist that solves 0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:57.359 you know, the world from extent an extinction problem, or 0:17:57.359 --> 0:17:59.520 you know, you could whatever it is. But but what 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:02.240 I'm saying is you have to teach people and and 0:18:02.480 --> 0:18:06.320 unfortunately there has to be you know, the you know, 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:09.560 I get it. We want everyone to be full. But 0:18:09.560 --> 0:18:12.119 but but they were like screaming me about that about 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:14.879 the aquarium. But you can't. You can't own a hamster 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:16.480 because you might put him in a hamster wheel, but 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:19.199 you can't. So we got so Sabrina Corpenter was on 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:22.040 our show, UH singer Sabrina Corpenter, who I'm a big 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:24.840 fan of as a person, as a performer, and she 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:26.760 said she was She did a video for her new 0:18:26.840 --> 0:18:29.639 song which you can go watch. It's um because I 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:31.560 Love the Boy I think is the title of it. 0:18:32.520 --> 0:18:34.440 And she said, you know, we got a real line 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:37.600 in the video and a tiger, real tiger in the video. 0:18:37.760 --> 0:18:39.119 I was like, it's not c G I as I no, 0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:42.639 it's a very well trained tiger. And so somebody texted in, 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:46.200 you guys are promoting animal cruelty. Animals shouldn't be in 0:18:46.280 --> 0:18:50.480 videos an so so I said, look, I wrote back, 0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:55.119 I said, look, we promote UH anti poaching. You know, 0:18:55.119 --> 0:18:59.240 we don't believe in poaching, offense, f ivory and endangered species, 0:18:59.280 --> 0:19:02.120 and we give money to to to rescue UH dogs 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:05.119 and cats, and we talked about adopting rescue pets all 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:08.639 the time. Our line is to respect animals, right, but 0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:13.520 weed hamburgers right. So yeah, everyone has a different line. 0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:16.479 There are vegans, there are vegetarians. There are people who 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:20.920 like Siegfried and Roy piece out to Roy. Uh but 0:19:21.280 --> 0:19:24.520 and there are some places that that whip animals. Terrible, terrible. 0:19:25.000 --> 0:19:26.960 I don't know how this tiger was was trained. He 0:19:27.000 --> 0:19:29.359 could have been raised from a little little cat to 0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:33.440 be friendly ish and and then walk in the video. Right, 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:37.760 So are you guys just promoting and get horrible people? 0:19:38.320 --> 0:19:40.879 I said, look, we're not horrible people. We just at 0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:43.320 a different level than you. You might have a leather 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:44.760 couch and someone might yell at you for having a 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:48.440 leather couch. There's always somebody who's more extreme. So don't 0:19:48.480 --> 0:19:50.919 act like we're not. We're very good with animals. How 0:19:50.960 --> 0:19:54.040 about this extreme um? You know today, you guys are 0:19:54.040 --> 0:19:57.320 making fun of me because I decided to drive my 0:19:57.359 --> 0:20:01.240 car three blocks to the restaurant instead of walking three 0:20:01.280 --> 0:20:05.159 blocks in nine degree heat humidity with no socks and 0:20:05.280 --> 0:20:09.320 thin shoes on pounding the pavement six blocks. No thanks, 0:20:09.359 --> 0:20:11.760 you know, I took to my car there. I gave 0:20:11.800 --> 0:20:15.480 you my reasons. Well, this person they posted the video, 0:20:15.520 --> 0:20:22.040 this person, and yet Angela Angela's ce. Hey, how about 0:20:22.040 --> 0:20:27.240 thinking about your planet? The planet emoji hashtag shameful, hey, 0:20:27.240 --> 0:20:29.760 scary Jones. Everyone can do a little bit to help 0:20:30.720 --> 0:20:34.520 crying face emoji with the tear coming. Our planet is 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:37.600 literally burning up around us, and as humans keep thinking 0:20:37.640 --> 0:20:40.800 it's someone else's problem. So because I decided to drive 0:20:40.880 --> 0:20:45.040 my car three blocks, this person feels the need to 0:20:45.080 --> 0:20:48.200 write that on my comment thread because and once again, 0:20:48.960 --> 0:20:52.440 is that really I'm hoping they're half joking. I mean, 0:20:53.040 --> 0:20:56.720 I mean, maybe I'm taking this too seriously. But if 0:20:56.880 --> 0:20:59.560 you know, they say that said and jest, you know, 0:20:59.760 --> 0:21:01.320 by the she doesn't know whether or not you have 0:21:01.359 --> 0:21:04.920 an electric car. She doesn't, but you know, I don't. 0:21:04.960 --> 0:21:07.960 I mean you don't. I don't. But look, your car 0:21:08.080 --> 0:21:11.960 doesn't pollute. And uh, if you had taken a taxi 0:21:12.000 --> 0:21:14.320 cab would that have been any better? If you listen, 0:21:14.359 --> 0:21:16.720 If you're in pain, you're out of shape. A person, 0:21:16.800 --> 0:21:20.040 not you, But you're entitled to live your life a 0:21:20.080 --> 0:21:24.159 little bit better technically I'm not. But okay, but I 0:21:24.200 --> 0:21:26.760 don't understand your point. But I'm not. There are there 0:21:26.760 --> 0:21:30.240 are people that that have I don't want to single 0:21:30.240 --> 0:21:32.120 anyone out our slices may have it, but there are 0:21:32.520 --> 0:21:36.080 trucks that spit black smoke into the sky and then 0:21:36.119 --> 0:21:38.240 they have signs on the truck that says fuck the fun, 0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:43.200 the the the environment, whatever. Those people maybe shouldn't spot 0:21:43.200 --> 0:21:45.439 their truck up for three blocks, but you have a 0:21:45.440 --> 0:21:48.119 clean burning car. I in the stand admissions. I get it, 0:21:48.359 --> 0:21:50.600 but leave a person alone for driving three blocks? You 0:21:50.600 --> 0:21:52.840 know what I mean? If you have bad feet, your 0:21:52.880 --> 0:21:55.240 bad like. I gotta be honest with you. I made 0:21:55.240 --> 0:21:57.680 fun of you for doing it. But on the walk 0:21:57.720 --> 0:22:00.840 home on back was hurt a little bit, and then 0:22:00.840 --> 0:22:04.880 it started raining on us. Yes, oh, speaking of rain. 0:22:04.920 --> 0:22:10.160 I gotta call you out because because you listen, anyone 0:22:10.280 --> 0:22:13.879 needs a lift home, I drive them. You've needed lift homes, 0:22:13.960 --> 0:22:16.000 I drive you. We go to things in the city, 0:22:16.000 --> 0:22:17.720 Go Scott, take my car. Drive you back to your house. 0:22:17.880 --> 0:22:20.080 Oh man, pretty appreciate that. No problem, right, I always 0:22:20.080 --> 0:22:21.280 pick you up. On the way into the city, I 0:22:21.280 --> 0:22:23.040 go scared, I gotta pass your house anyway. I'll pick 0:22:23.040 --> 0:22:25.720 you up right right, have I haven't turned you down 0:22:25.720 --> 0:22:27.800 for a ride if you needed it. Never, Hey, bro, 0:22:27.800 --> 0:22:29.359 do you wanna drive? I drive to the met game. 0:22:30.119 --> 0:22:34.920 I'll drive right driving it for you. So today's on Friday, Wednesday, 0:22:35.200 --> 0:22:37.679 we live right, we leave the building. It's a hurricane. 0:22:38.080 --> 0:22:40.760 It's just a downpour like it's a it's a tsunami 0:22:40.840 --> 0:22:43.159 of rain. I know what tsunami isn't rain. I know 0:22:43.200 --> 0:22:45.520 that I'm saying. It's sami rain. A lot of waters 0:22:45.560 --> 0:22:48.200 coming down. The trees look like they're gonna fall over. 0:22:48.240 --> 0:22:51.680 It's craziness. The people from our building are all lined 0:22:51.760 --> 0:22:54.840 up by the doors outside like trying to hide under 0:22:54.880 --> 0:22:57.400 the little lip of the building because either they want 0:22:57.400 --> 0:22:59.640 a vape or they want to smoke in the corner. 0:23:00.119 --> 0:23:01.800 They want to go somewhere, but they're waiting for the 0:23:01.880 --> 0:23:04.040 rain stuff. And it's the strongest rain I've seen in 0:23:04.400 --> 0:23:07.159 a long time. It's a long time. So I have 0:23:07.280 --> 0:23:09.680 to walk to the garage a block and a half 0:23:10.119 --> 0:23:12.520 a block and not a lot, but in this pouring rain, 0:23:12.800 --> 0:23:15.080 when I'm wearing shorts and a T shirt, it's a 0:23:15.080 --> 0:23:19.119 bit much. It was a hundred degrees earlier. So Scary, 0:23:19.200 --> 0:23:21.800 who normally parks in the garage with me, has gotten 0:23:21.920 --> 0:23:26.439 post pandemic lazy and he parks on the street sometimes 0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:29.200 just sometimes right one or two days in WEEKI parks 0:23:29.240 --> 0:23:31.120 on the street where he really shouldn't, right in front 0:23:31.119 --> 0:23:33.040 of the building. Right in front of the building, you 0:23:33.080 --> 0:23:37.480 walk out, there's this cop boom. So he's driving Sam 0:23:37.520 --> 0:23:40.160 home from our show and I go. He goes, hey, man, 0:23:40.520 --> 0:23:46.280 I have a good night. I see tomorrow. So I said, Um, 0:23:46.320 --> 0:23:49.240 I hate to ask, but um, could you just drive 0:23:49.280 --> 0:23:51.239 me the block, like, go around the block to like 0:23:51.359 --> 0:23:53.399 and just drop me off with the garage. I said, 0:23:53.600 --> 0:23:55.920 I'll even because the garage is in the middle of 0:23:55.920 --> 0:23:58.119 the block. I said, if you want, just do the 0:23:58.160 --> 0:24:00.440 wrap around and then drop me off at the corner 0:24:00.640 --> 0:24:03.440 so you can keep going straight to the tunnel. And 0:24:03.520 --> 0:24:06.320 Scary goes, no, man, I'm gonna go straight here and 0:24:06.359 --> 0:24:08.760 go to the other tunnel entrance. He goes, but, but 0:24:09.880 --> 0:24:14.119 there's an umbrella upstairs. If you want it. It's a 0:24:14.119 --> 0:24:18.280 big umbrella. It's a big umbrella. I go, okay, I 0:24:18.280 --> 0:24:20.280 guess that's as good as a lift. And he gets 0:24:20.320 --> 0:24:24.920 in his car and he drives off dry and I go, 0:24:25.040 --> 0:24:28.320 now I have to go back upstairs. I looking through 0:24:28.320 --> 0:24:30.840 a pole crap in the studio for the umbrella. Hold on, 0:24:30.880 --> 0:24:33.439 I get the umbrella. It's a giant umbrella. What's the 0:24:33.440 --> 0:24:36.320 problem with a giant umbrella in a windstorm? It's blowing 0:24:36.400 --> 0:24:39.040 and turning inside out and I'm like pulling it down 0:24:39.040 --> 0:24:44.680 on my head from circumstance on a sunny day. He 0:24:44.720 --> 0:24:47.760 had a circumstance, but it was raining. You call your 0:24:47.760 --> 0:24:50.879 car getting hit the circumstance that you don't know. You 0:24:53.400 --> 0:24:56.200 don't want to kill the environment. That's no, you really 0:24:56.200 --> 0:24:59.960 want to know. You know, there's no excuse there minutes 0:25:00.040 --> 0:25:03.919 try there is an excuse ahead. Yeah, I had to 0:25:03.920 --> 0:25:07.280 take a dump in the worst way. I was like, 0:25:07.359 --> 0:25:11.960 I gotta get home right right now, and you walk 0:25:12.080 --> 0:25:15.480 past the bathroom to leave. No, not doing it in 0:25:15.560 --> 0:25:17.840 the building. If I don't have to, I don't do 0:25:17.880 --> 0:25:19.600 it in the building. I don't care. It's like there's 0:25:19.600 --> 0:25:21.840 a there's a toilet in the garage where I parked. No, 0:25:22.880 --> 0:25:26.080 even worse that place because I had to walk in 0:25:26.119 --> 0:25:28.520 the rain because you had to poop. Yeah, I had 0:25:28.520 --> 0:25:31.240 to go. I had to get me out of here. 0:25:31.680 --> 0:25:35.199 Selfish and considerate, son of a I'm not selfish? Are 0:25:35.240 --> 0:25:37.760 in considerate? I had to go. I had to go. 0:25:37.800 --> 0:25:40.440 I'm like, I'm not gonna make it. So those extra 0:25:40.480 --> 0:25:42.520 two minutes could have been the death of me. I'm 0:25:42.560 --> 0:25:46.840 just saying. I would say, you're full of ship, but 0:25:46.920 --> 0:25:54.880 not anymore podcast and I can't. I can't you feel 0:25:54.920 --> 0:25:57.639 free to you know, when you gotta go, you gotta go. 0:25:57.680 --> 0:25:59.560 But don't, dude. You know I'm there for you at 0:25:59.600 --> 0:26:02.400 every time. And I appreciate that you give me rides home, 0:26:02.440 --> 0:26:04.800 and I that you go out of your way. And 0:26:04.800 --> 0:26:09.159 I'm appreciative you drive. You've never driven me home, by 0:26:09.200 --> 0:26:14.720 the way, You've never driven me. Oh wait, but yeah, 0:26:14.920 --> 0:26:17.040 you passed my house to get to yours. But I 0:26:17.119 --> 0:26:19.960 live nowhere near where you. I don't have to. I 0:26:20.119 --> 0:26:22.959 drive into the city, I pay for the tolls, the gas, 0:26:23.680 --> 0:26:26.399 and I go. You know what, someday scale pay me back. Nope, 0:26:27.320 --> 0:26:29.720 I have to poop. I can't drive. You go walk 0:26:29.760 --> 0:26:32.480 in the rain. Someday I'll buy you a steak dinner, Yes, someday, 0:26:32.720 --> 0:26:35.320 you know. Speaking of people not being appreciative, I'm driving 0:26:35.359 --> 0:26:38.600 on the main road where all the store, the shopping 0:26:38.680 --> 0:26:42.399 is uh in my general area right like it's the 0:26:42.440 --> 0:26:44.119 it's the it's the it's the main road where like 0:26:44.440 --> 0:26:47.680 there's a best Buy and a Target. Right So I'm 0:26:47.720 --> 0:26:51.800 I'm doing some shopping. It's a Saturday, and you have 0:26:51.880 --> 0:26:54.840 to turn from the main road into this big right 0:26:54.880 --> 0:26:57.720 turn to get into this into this into the parking 0:26:57.760 --> 0:27:00.280 lot where the stores are. And there's a girl, girl 0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:04.199 I don't know, maybe she's eighteen twenty. She's crossing the 0:27:04.320 --> 0:27:07.840 road from the little grass area to the others of 0:27:07.920 --> 0:27:10.360 grass area because this grass on both sides of where 0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:12.280 you turn in. And I think she's walking to one 0:27:12.280 --> 0:27:14.320 of the restaurants, because maybe she works in the restaurant. 0:27:14.359 --> 0:27:15.639 I think she had a shirt on from one of 0:27:15.640 --> 0:27:19.959 the restaurants. And I stop mid mid ramp to go 0:27:20.000 --> 0:27:22.320 into the parking lot. I don't have to stop. She's 0:27:22.320 --> 0:27:25.480 not at the crosswalk. I stop. There's a call behind me. 0:27:25.720 --> 0:27:27.639 I wave. I go, you know what you go. You 0:27:27.680 --> 0:27:29.480 look like a nice person, go to work. You go 0:27:29.520 --> 0:27:32.719 in front of me, and she looks straight ahead and 0:27:32.800 --> 0:27:37.199 crosses the street. Never says boo, never waves nothing. So 0:27:37.240 --> 0:27:39.240 I rolled down the window and I said, excuse me. 0:27:39.840 --> 0:27:42.439 Most people would say thank you're a wave, you know 0:27:42.760 --> 0:27:45.959 in that way. She turns around. She goes, fuck you, douche. 0:27:46.800 --> 0:27:49.320 She said that yep, And as she turned her out 0:27:49.359 --> 0:27:53.160 and walked away. So not only did I not get 0:27:53.160 --> 0:27:56.080 to thank you in or the wave that when I tried, 0:27:56.119 --> 0:27:58.479 you know, I look, I understand I was being you know, 0:27:58.640 --> 0:28:01.359 that guy for pointing it out, but maybe somebody should 0:28:01.359 --> 0:28:02.919 point it out. You know. It wasn't like she had 0:28:02.920 --> 0:28:05.440 headphones on and she was like in his zone. She looked, 0:28:05.440 --> 0:28:08.359 she saw I stopped, turned her head, walked straight across 0:28:08.560 --> 0:28:11.199 like your damn right, you're stopping for me. No. No, 0:28:11.560 --> 0:28:14.879 So then I go to Costco and I had to 0:28:14.880 --> 0:28:16.080 do her. I had to do a return at the 0:28:16.080 --> 0:28:19.160 customer service desk and whatever the reason was, I had 0:28:19.200 --> 0:28:21.919 their seat. They were having a problem. They couldn't do 0:28:21.960 --> 0:28:24.000 the return, so I had to call a supervisor or 0:28:24.080 --> 0:28:26.400 to do the return at a at a register off 0:28:26.440 --> 0:28:29.640 to the side, like the supervisor register, like when there's 0:28:29.640 --> 0:28:32.240 a problem. So I go over there and there's a 0:28:32.280 --> 0:28:36.200 guy who his job is to go behind the counter 0:28:36.800 --> 0:28:39.120 and take a shopping cart and load up all the 0:28:39.160 --> 0:28:44.400 returns and go put them back. Okay, So he throws 0:28:44.440 --> 0:28:46.160 them on a on a like a big hand truck 0:28:46.240 --> 0:28:49.920 cart thing loaded up. It's a flat bed with two 0:28:50.000 --> 0:28:52.880 like on each side. It's like, uh, got big big 0:28:52.880 --> 0:28:56.680 handles and behind me is all the abandoned carts from 0:28:56.720 --> 0:28:59.240 people leaving the store and didn't need the carts. So 0:28:59.360 --> 0:29:01.760 he's going past me, and I know the cards are 0:29:01.760 --> 0:29:03.760 behind me. So I go hold on, man, let me 0:29:03.760 --> 0:29:05.920 help you out here, and I move all the shopping 0:29:05.920 --> 0:29:09.720 carts out of his way. I cleared the path. You 0:29:09.760 --> 0:29:15.280 know what he says to me. Nothing. He goes right 0:29:15.320 --> 0:29:19.760 by me. Do do do do and keeps going. Now 0:29:19.880 --> 0:29:21.800 I could have said, you know, sir, most people say 0:29:21.800 --> 0:29:24.040 thank you, But let me point out the difference. He 0:29:24.080 --> 0:29:26.720 was bigger than me, of course, that you're not gonna 0:29:26.720 --> 0:29:28.400 You're not gonna approach him the way you approached her. 0:29:29.040 --> 0:29:30.880 And also I wasn't in my car. I could drive 0:29:31.240 --> 0:29:34.120 exactly by the way. There was a car situation that 0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:37.480 this guy had David Brody written all over him. He 0:29:37.600 --> 0:29:41.040 was at car. He pulled a fucking move man. We 0:29:41.520 --> 0:29:43.360 So I was down the shore with a buddy of 0:29:43.360 --> 0:29:46.640 mine and I guess for some reason, we were moving 0:29:46.720 --> 0:29:50.200 lanes and my friend didn't signal for whatever reason, I 0:29:50.280 --> 0:29:54.000 don't know, because whatever it was, I don't know. He 0:29:54.120 --> 0:29:57.920 just accidentally didn't signal. Okay, accidentally, it was an accident. 0:29:57.960 --> 0:30:01.040 He's signing he's not a dickhead, okay. And then so 0:30:01.080 --> 0:30:02.920 we're sitting in the line of cars in a red light, 0:30:03.440 --> 0:30:07.400 and in our right lane a car pulls up. Here's 0:30:07.400 --> 0:30:11.480 the David Brodie character. Uh, rolls the window down, and 0:30:11.520 --> 0:30:13.960 I looks at me, and I look at him and 0:30:14.000 --> 0:30:16.280 I and I'm on the passenger side of my best 0:30:16.280 --> 0:30:18.800 friend's ride and he's on the drive's seat. Yep. And 0:30:18.840 --> 0:30:21.360 I rolled down and what's up? And he goes, hey, 0:30:21.400 --> 0:30:24.600 he goes, that's a nice car you guys have. He says, yeah. 0:30:24.680 --> 0:30:26.400 My brother goes, yeah, it's a nice to range Rover. 0:30:26.440 --> 0:30:32.280 It's nice. Okay, cool, because wow, I'm really surprised, um, 0:30:32.320 --> 0:30:35.160 you know, uh, for a car that's brand new like that. 0:30:35.320 --> 0:30:39.080 It's it's it's crazy how you the blinkers don't work. 0:30:41.840 --> 0:30:44.840 I mean, you probably should get that. He goes, he 0:30:45.000 --> 0:30:50.560 probably should get that checked out. And I'm looking at 0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:53.560 my friend and I'm like, this motherfucker's toying with us. 0:30:53.800 --> 0:30:56.000 So I figured I go right back and I'm like, 0:30:56.080 --> 0:30:59.880 you know what, I'm like, you know, you know, you know, hey, Brian, 0:31:00.000 --> 0:31:02.640 did you realize your blinkers aren't working? And then he 0:31:02.880 --> 0:31:05.320 I winked at him, you know, and he goes, nah, man, 0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:08.440 he goes, oh, wow, dude, thank you so much for 0:31:08.560 --> 0:31:11.240 telling me. I'm gonna go into the shop and get 0:31:11.280 --> 0:31:14.000 that looked at. This is crazy. And he starts like 0:31:14.040 --> 0:31:17.400 flicking his blinker like trying to, you know, pretending goes, 0:31:17.720 --> 0:31:19.880 oh my god, I don't think it's I don't think 0:31:19.880 --> 0:31:23.360 it's working. Oh that's so nice of you. Thank you 0:31:23.520 --> 0:31:26.280 so much, thank you. And then the guy just like 0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:30.080 gives one of these like fucking assholes, rolls up his 0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:33.040 window and just keeps going, I tell you a story, 0:31:33.280 --> 0:31:34.800 but you have to be an asshole. And I'm like, 0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:38.360 that's something David Brody would do. Yeah, my, but I 0:31:38.400 --> 0:31:40.479 see a range Rover is higher up. You have leverage 0:31:40.480 --> 0:31:42.880 on me exactly. Yeah, he was in a low car. 0:31:43.200 --> 0:31:44.800 See My response if I was in the range Rover 0:31:44.920 --> 0:31:46.560 was would be like, you know what, when you can 0:31:46.600 --> 0:31:48.400 when you drive a car expensive like a range Rover, 0:31:48.520 --> 0:31:50.840 that you don't have to signal. It's only the poor 0:31:50.840 --> 0:31:59.040 people that need to signal facts. Do the Jogato thing 0:31:59.120 --> 0:32:01.520 or not? Not? No, I think we should talk to Joe. Well, 0:32:01.520 --> 0:32:02.920 I don't think we're gonna do it on this episode. 0:32:03.040 --> 0:32:04.840 I think it's funny if we just talk about him. 0:32:04.960 --> 0:32:07.200 I think we should just explain the bit. I think 0:32:07.320 --> 0:32:09.120 I don't think we need Joe to come on, and 0:32:09.800 --> 0:32:12.440 you know, I don't think we do can. I don't 0:32:12.440 --> 0:32:13.880 want to use that chip. I don't want to bother 0:32:13.880 --> 0:32:16.680 the Joe to come on and then he goes. He 0:32:16.720 --> 0:32:18.800 may want to, yeah, but he may he may want 0:32:18.800 --> 0:32:20.880 to comment on this. He may want to say like, 0:32:20.960 --> 0:32:23.440 what the funk are you thinking? Scary? But I don't 0:32:23.480 --> 0:32:26.160 think he would take that angle because he's a good guy. Yeah, 0:32:26.200 --> 0:32:28.080 but he I think I think I think he would. 0:32:28.160 --> 0:32:30.240 I think he absolutely would say that. So I think 0:32:30.280 --> 0:32:31.760 I think we should prepare him. I think we should 0:32:31.760 --> 0:32:33.480 call him and say, hey, would you like to be 0:32:33.520 --> 0:32:35.600 on to discuss this. I wouldn't call him now. So 0:32:35.640 --> 0:32:38.200 then do we not do the story now? No? Do 0:32:38.280 --> 0:32:41.640 the story? Yeah? And then we can. And this is 0:32:41.640 --> 0:32:44.920 not something that I do often. I don't know. You might. 0:32:44.960 --> 0:32:49.040 You might now when I was at once, you think 0:32:49.160 --> 0:32:50.800 it was okay, So then I want you to tell 0:32:50.840 --> 0:32:52.960 yours as well. So when I was in Montreal, and 0:32:53.000 --> 0:32:55.520 we'll make this quick, when I was in Montreal with 0:32:55.560 --> 0:33:00.000 my buddy Danny, we having having the world's not best bagels, Danny, 0:33:00.000 --> 0:33:03.239 any connections any connections having the best fucking bagels. By 0:33:03.280 --> 0:33:06.640 the way, don't fight me on it. The best bagels 0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:10.239 in uh in North America are in um Montreal, not 0:33:10.280 --> 0:33:14.320 New York. So so uh so we were at the 0:33:14.360 --> 0:33:17.360 bar and we were ordering drinks, were talking to each other, 0:33:17.440 --> 0:33:19.640 and then this couple comes up to us because they 0:33:19.640 --> 0:33:21.320 were at the bar, they were going to order, and 0:33:21.480 --> 0:33:25.240 they lean over there like, hey, wait, we detect an 0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:27.520 accent where you guys from. And I'm like, oh, we're 0:33:27.560 --> 0:33:29.560 from New York. And they're like, oh, we knew it. 0:33:29.960 --> 0:33:32.640 And then the guy goes, we love New York. We 0:33:32.720 --> 0:33:36.280 are such fans of New York. We are a huge, impractical, 0:33:36.400 --> 0:33:40.520 impractical joker fans. I'm like, that is the next thing 0:33:40.560 --> 0:33:43.120 that right out of their mouth. I mean it was. 0:33:43.160 --> 0:33:45.360 There was no segue, there was no breath taking. It 0:33:45.400 --> 0:33:48.240 was like it's almost like who thinks of that? Who 0:33:48.280 --> 0:33:51.520 thinks of that? Like usually say New York, you think Empire, 0:33:51.560 --> 0:33:54.360 State Building, you think other things. You think Saturday Night 0:33:54.400 --> 0:33:57.320 Live whatever, or you think of Landmark or what or 0:33:57.480 --> 0:34:01.720 or food, Broadway or Broadway. The very next thing they 0:34:01.760 --> 0:34:05.400 say is, oh, and it's the Impractical Jokers, And I'm like, 0:34:05.440 --> 0:34:08.160 get out so so so stop right there for a second. 0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:09.839 And me and my buddy Danny look at each other 0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:12.759 like that's an odd comment, you know. So so I 0:34:12.840 --> 0:34:15.560 was fascinated, right, I was taken right from the get 0:34:15.640 --> 0:34:17.279 I'm like, I I have a question about that. I 0:34:17.320 --> 0:34:20.560 have a question. So listen, I think the Impractical Joe. 0:34:20.560 --> 0:34:22.400 And I know Joe's not in on the shot on 0:34:22.400 --> 0:34:26.040 the show anymore. We're there from season ten. He's still on, 0:34:26.600 --> 0:34:29.200 so okay, all right, So, and we love the guys, 0:34:29.239 --> 0:34:31.759 all of them, but uh, and they're very talented. But 0:34:31.800 --> 0:34:33.520 if you think, listen, I don't know where you're from 0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:35.600 in the country that you'd go, Canada, I guess is 0:34:35.600 --> 0:34:37.640 not the guns right where the first thing like, there's 0:34:37.640 --> 0:34:38.880 so much, like you said, so much going on in 0:34:38.880 --> 0:34:42.319 New York. Yes, I just don't know if impractically as 0:34:42.600 --> 0:34:45.080 talented as they are. But I was thinking, would you 0:34:45.160 --> 0:34:48.000 think about New Jersey? Would you go, oh, but I 0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:50.360 love bon Jovia, I love you're from New Jersey. I 0:34:50.400 --> 0:34:52.560 love bon Jovi. Would you say that yes? Because I 0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:55.239 think bon Jovi is more sit on and spruce. Springsteen 0:34:55.239 --> 0:34:58.880 and the Sopranos are more spruce, spruce, Springstein, spruce Springstein, 0:34:59.120 --> 0:35:02.880 our Voice, spruce, uh and bon Jovi. I think they're more. 0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:07.600 They're more um, you know, connected. And the first word 0:35:07.640 --> 0:35:09.279 in mind if you're thinking of like the first word 0:35:09.280 --> 0:35:11.640 if you think Long Island, you think Billy Joel. I 0:35:11.640 --> 0:35:15.520 don't mean who knows, absolutely so, but I don't wouldn't 0:35:15.560 --> 0:35:18.759 think in Practical Jokers is the first one I begged 0:35:18.760 --> 0:35:22.000 the question. I said, the streets of New York. That's 0:35:22.000 --> 0:35:26.440 exactly why. Why is that the first thing that you, 0:35:26.440 --> 0:35:29.319 you know, you mentioned. Then they're like, well, the only 0:35:29.320 --> 0:35:32.240 thing we really know about New York is Home Alone 0:35:32.400 --> 0:35:36.120 because they watched Home Alone, the movie Home Alone, which 0:35:36.120 --> 0:35:39.239 is the worldwide smash. Apparently everyone in the world that's 0:35:39.280 --> 0:35:41.040 never been in New York will always point to Home 0:35:41.080 --> 0:35:44.080 Alone as they're what they think about New York because 0:35:44.320 --> 0:35:46.920 that's what they see at that end. And for this 0:35:46.960 --> 0:35:50.320 guy and this couple in Practical Jokers, because they're obsessed 0:35:50.360 --> 0:35:53.360 with the show and they see them filming in you know, 0:35:53.400 --> 0:35:55.600 the streets of New York and Staten Island where they're 0:35:55.640 --> 0:36:00.600 from whatever. So at that juncture, well, it know the 0:36:00.640 --> 0:36:03.360 movie thing like if you're from if you're from a 0:36:03.520 --> 0:36:06.800 small town, right, I was born in a small town, 0:36:06.960 --> 0:36:09.520 thanks John Cougar Mellencamp or John Mellencamp or John Cougar, 0:36:09.560 --> 0:36:11.960 depending on how old you are. If if you're from 0:36:13.000 --> 0:36:17.319 a smaller town, right, or a smaller city and they 0:36:17.320 --> 0:36:20.759 make a movie about that small town, I get where 0:36:20.760 --> 0:36:22.680 you go. Well, the only thing I know about, you know, 0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:27.000 Dubuke is that that Dubuke movie, right, Like right? But 0:36:27.400 --> 0:36:30.880 to say, all I know about New York is home alone. 0:36:31.200 --> 0:36:37.560 New York is arguably the most famous city in the world, 0:36:37.800 --> 0:36:41.799 one of the top couple right, for whatever reason, how 0:36:41.840 --> 0:36:45.719 do you avoid how do you avoid seeing New York 0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:48.960 in hundreds and hundreds of movies on the news? What 0:36:49.280 --> 0:36:51.759 a hold the crime? Uh? You know, We're like like 0:36:51.840 --> 0:36:54.040 the Mayor of New York is always in national figure. 0:36:54.080 --> 0:36:57.480 But whatever the top of mind thing for them was. 0:36:58.480 --> 0:37:01.160 So with that said, I was fascinated by it. So 0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:04.520 what do I do? I say? Well, I said, I'm 0:37:04.560 --> 0:37:08.080 actually we're friends with Joe Gatto and they're like, no way, 0:37:08.480 --> 0:37:11.080 And I'm like, no, well I am. I know I 0:37:11.160 --> 0:37:14.160 know Joe personally, and I know the guys. I'm like, yeah, 0:37:14.280 --> 0:37:17.160 I'm I'm and the like, no, shut up, prove it, 0:37:17.239 --> 0:37:19.880 prove it. So then it gets into this like literally 0:37:20.040 --> 0:37:23.479 escalated quickly, and I pulled out my phone. By the way, 0:37:23.719 --> 0:37:25.120 but you pulled out your phone. You just said you're 0:37:25.120 --> 0:37:26.600 a big fan of all of the guys in in 0:37:26.760 --> 0:37:32.000 im practical jokers allow them salth q mur and murr. Okay, yeah, 0:37:32.920 --> 0:37:36.000 I I said, I know Joe, and then I showed 0:37:36.080 --> 0:37:38.200 my phone and I said, look, he's in my phone 0:37:38.560 --> 0:37:41.399 and they're like, no, no way, that's a different Joe 0:37:41.440 --> 0:37:44.600 Gatto and I said, no, really, they didn't think that. 0:37:44.680 --> 0:37:46.960 They thought you had another guy named Joe Gaddo. They 0:37:47.000 --> 0:37:51.920 didn't believe it. So they're like, face time him right now. So, okay, 0:37:52.040 --> 0:37:55.239 you can't bother the guys. Well no, I didn't, Well, brody, 0:37:56.000 --> 0:37:59.359 so here's what I did. So I called Joe. I said, 0:37:59.400 --> 0:38:02.319 hold on a set and I walk away and walk 0:38:02.400 --> 0:38:04.719 off and I said, I called Joe, and I'm like, Joe, 0:38:05.000 --> 0:38:06.960 you never hold him, didn't even text him. And I 0:38:07.000 --> 0:38:09.640 called him. I said, Joe, You're never gonna believe this, 0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:16.360 I said, um, half buzzed in Montreal. Believable yeah, because 0:38:16.400 --> 0:38:18.880 I love Montreal. I said, yeah, I said, I'm at 0:38:18.880 --> 0:38:23.319 a bar and word association. I tell these guys I'm 0:38:23.320 --> 0:38:25.160 from this guy and this girl, I'm from New York. 0:38:25.480 --> 0:38:27.960 And the very next thing they say is we love 0:38:27.960 --> 0:38:30.719 in practical jokers. And then it escalated and now they 0:38:30.719 --> 0:38:33.480 don't believe that I know you personally. They want me 0:38:33.520 --> 0:38:36.000 to face time you. So before I can't even finish 0:38:36.040 --> 0:38:39.840 my fucking sentence, Joe, face Time's me. Well what the 0:38:39.880 --> 0:38:42.920 call was still alive and I'm like, oh, here it comes. 0:38:43.400 --> 0:38:46.440 So my buddy Danny Connections actually tapes this whole exchange 0:38:46.640 --> 0:38:48.680 with Joe. And by the way, by the way, for 0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:51.000 for a brief couple of minutes, you were scary Connections. 0:38:51.640 --> 0:38:55.720 So I just made this couple life. They were freaking 0:38:55.760 --> 0:38:57.480 the funk out that I just put them face to 0:38:57.520 --> 0:39:00.360 face with Joe, that's all. And it was a moment. 0:39:00.840 --> 0:39:03.319 It wasn't a bragg art thing. I wasn't trying to 0:39:03.400 --> 0:39:05.880 get anything off of this couple. I wasn't trying to 0:39:05.920 --> 0:39:07.279 get it. They were First of all, they were like 0:39:07.320 --> 0:39:09.520 twenty two years old. I was a doing it. You 0:39:09.560 --> 0:39:13.640 wanted cred, you wanted I don't need cred, dude. You 0:39:13.680 --> 0:39:15.440 could have easily you could have easily gone to your 0:39:15.440 --> 0:39:17.920 Instagram or your Facebook and put up and showed him 0:39:17.920 --> 0:39:19.880 a picture of you with Joe. You and I have 0:39:19.960 --> 0:39:23.640 like ten pictures with Joe. He's on our podcast. Look 0:39:23.640 --> 0:39:27.160 this is my podcast. You face time to him. Joe 0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:29.640 assaulted the earth by the way I FaceTime him. And 0:39:29.880 --> 0:39:31.600 when he faced time me and he's like, let's do it. 0:39:31.840 --> 0:39:33.520 So so that was kind of funny and that was 0:39:33.560 --> 0:39:35.879 cool whatever it was a moment it was. I didn't 0:39:35.880 --> 0:39:42.719 give out Joe's number, dick. So but I've I've been 0:39:43.400 --> 0:39:45.600 I'm gonna say victim, but I've been on the receiving 0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:48.680 end of this several times where people were drunk in 0:39:48.719 --> 0:39:51.239 a bar somewhere and my name somehow came up the 0:39:51.320 --> 0:39:53.759 radio station and my friends fucking face time to me 0:39:53.880 --> 0:39:55.799 like boom and didn't give me any fucking heads up, 0:39:56.040 --> 0:40:01.399 and they're like, scary, You're still fucking bother my phone 0:40:01.640 --> 0:40:03.640 Because I do it. I do it every time with love, 0:40:03.680 --> 0:40:06.359 because one day someone no one's gonna ask for that 0:40:06.520 --> 0:40:08.879 or care, so I do it now while people still 0:40:08.880 --> 0:40:11.239 do When anyway, who was the person that you did 0:40:11.239 --> 0:40:12.520 that for? And by the way, that was the one 0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:16.759 and only time I've ever done that ship ever. I've 0:40:16.800 --> 0:40:19.640 never done it ever before I saw I've done it 0:40:19.680 --> 0:40:25.279 twice with the same celebrity, Enrique Glasiers Get out you 0:40:25.400 --> 0:40:31.560 bothered Enrique. Yeah, so my dental hygienist loves loves, loves 0:40:31.719 --> 0:40:37.839 loves Enrique glass And and you know she heard him 0:40:37.840 --> 0:40:39.640 on the show and I said, yeah, we're very friendly. 0:40:39.760 --> 0:40:41.799 This was back when Enrique was banging out pop hits 0:40:41.840 --> 0:40:43.680 like crazy, and we would have him on like every 0:40:43.719 --> 0:40:45.279 six months, every time in a new single, we had 0:40:45.320 --> 0:40:47.680 him on. And Froggy's good friends with him, right, So 0:40:48.239 --> 0:40:50.440 I I have his number, So I said, yeah, I 0:40:50.440 --> 0:40:52.839 got I have his number. She's like, oh, oh my god. 0:40:52.960 --> 0:40:55.239 She wanted to touch my phone because I had the phone. 0:40:55.560 --> 0:40:58.399 So I so, I said, I said, um, I said, look, 0:40:58.480 --> 0:41:01.120 I he's just like I would die to just talk 0:41:01.160 --> 0:41:03.279 to him. I just stuck go stu. I said, well, 0:41:03.280 --> 0:41:07.799 I you know I I so I I called him. 0:41:07.800 --> 0:41:10.120 I said, hey, Enrique's uh I start to bother you. 0:41:10.120 --> 0:41:12.359 It's David Brody, you know the guy, the guy who 0:41:12.400 --> 0:41:17.919 sort of know from Elvis show. Yeah, yeah, you don't 0:41:17.920 --> 0:41:19.880 even know him. That well, no, no, I know he 0:41:19.920 --> 0:41:21.600 knows who I am. I I know he knows who 0:41:21.600 --> 0:41:24.440 you are. But right and he knew, he goes, he 0:41:24.440 --> 0:41:26.640 knows who I am. But I'm not gonna sucking you 0:41:26.680 --> 0:41:28.960 get on phase time with her, you know, so he said, 0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:30.560 he said to me, Goes Brody, what's up? What do 0:41:30.600 --> 0:41:32.759 you need? Man? What do you need? I said, well, 0:41:32.920 --> 0:41:38.359 I my my uh you know my uh teeth woman. 0:41:38.400 --> 0:41:40.160 When I when I say, she's my high jenis the 0:41:40.200 --> 0:41:43.560 dental high genis she huge fans, She loves you, You're 0:41:43.600 --> 0:41:46.640 her whole pass. You know, she's she's just fun and 0:41:46.719 --> 0:41:49.799 she's just thinks the world of you. And and uh, oh, 0:41:49.840 --> 0:41:52.799 well anytime you want let me know. How about right now? 0:41:53.239 --> 0:41:55.440 He goes, put her on. So I I put her on. 0:41:55.480 --> 0:41:57.560 I put her on the phone. And then he said 0:41:57.600 --> 0:41:59.120 to he goes, Oh, he had to had a long 0:41:59.160 --> 0:42:01.520 conversation with her. He says, listen, next time I'm in 0:42:01.520 --> 0:42:03.880 foro Elvis, you come up and see me, you come visit, 0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:06.600 so you get so so she texted me right away. 0:42:06.600 --> 0:42:08.160 Oh my god, oh my god, my god. So next 0:42:08.160 --> 0:42:11.319 time he came up, I brought her up and you 0:42:11.400 --> 0:42:14.759 met her and uh and she met him and he 0:42:14.840 --> 0:42:17.080 was over. Oh. I had a great compensation. He was 0:42:17.120 --> 0:42:20.320 really nice, really nice. But the thing is, like, you know, Enrique, 0:42:20.520 --> 0:42:22.520 I mean like a Lady Gaga. We know her, she 0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:25.440 knows us. Yes, I'm not gonna sucking bother her somehow, 0:42:26.480 --> 0:42:28.760 you know what I'm saying, Like, that's not Joe Gatta. 0:42:28.840 --> 0:42:31.400 We can do that because we're kind of next level friends, 0:42:31.480 --> 0:42:33.680 right well, like Enrique I had, I had. I felt 0:42:33.680 --> 0:42:35.799 like I could do that. We were on that level 0:42:35.800 --> 0:42:37.960 with Rique. Now with Joe I know, I know Joe 0:42:38.000 --> 0:42:40.120 twenty years No, within Rique, though, you you were not 0:42:40.200 --> 0:42:43.320 on that level, you know, but he did it anyway. 0:42:44.040 --> 0:42:46.480 I took a chance. Okay, all right, right, Actually I 0:42:46.480 --> 0:42:48.600 asked Froggy when he thought. Froggy was like no, he'd 0:42:48.600 --> 0:42:50.960 be okay with it. All right, okay, so we got 0:42:51.239 --> 0:42:58.080 all right back. Um, I want to play a video 0:42:58.120 --> 0:43:00.640 on TikTok if I might, If you don't mind, I'm 0:43:00.640 --> 0:43:04.439 gonna play the audio for you. Very funny video, very 0:43:04.440 --> 0:43:07.280 funny video. Um. Now, this is this guy did something 0:43:07.360 --> 0:43:11.279 scary that you have always complained about, You've always bitched about, right, 0:43:11.880 --> 0:43:15.759 and that do we talk about this? Last week? I 0:43:15.800 --> 0:43:19.400 think we talked about this. We did this all right, 0:43:20.480 --> 0:43:22.680 the audio. I want to play the audio. Okay, we're 0:43:22.719 --> 0:43:25.840 talking about me wearing a Jimi Hendrick shirt, right and 0:43:25.920 --> 0:43:27.880 not really knowing Jimi Hendrick songs. So I didn't know 0:43:27.960 --> 0:43:29.560 Jimi Hendrick song and I just didn't know them in 0:43:29.600 --> 0:43:32.200 the moment. Yeah, okay, So this video is great. He 0:43:32.280 --> 0:43:34.759 goes up to people in rock shirts and asks them 0:43:34.760 --> 0:43:37.279 to name three songs. Well, this is brilliant. By the way, 0:43:37.320 --> 0:43:41.000 I did see this. He has, he has a whole 0:43:41.000 --> 0:43:43.279 series of these. Yeah, so here it is, here we go, 0:43:43.600 --> 0:43:49.000 there we go. Can you name three Kiss songs? Can 0:43:49.040 --> 0:43:53.920 you name three Sublime songs? Can you name three led 0:43:53.960 --> 0:44:00.960 Zeppelin songs? And they're all wearing those shirts. Can you 0:44:01.040 --> 0:44:07.960 name three Rolling Stones songs in three c DC songs? Um? Uh? 0:44:09.040 --> 0:44:14.600 Can name three Rolling Stones songs? I don't And he 0:44:14.680 --> 0:44:17.759 named three a c DC songs? Now, okay, can you 0:44:17.840 --> 0:44:21.520 name three Ice Cube songs? Bat Man? Can you name 0:44:21.560 --> 0:44:27.160 three Black Sabbath songs? All a dude, master reality, there's Sabbath, 0:44:27.160 --> 0:44:31.839 Bloody Sabbath. All right, So this guy stole my bit. 0:44:32.160 --> 0:44:36.200 He's very funny though. He's the nine th the ninth 0:44:36.200 --> 0:44:39.600 inning at the ninth inning. Very funny, but it just 0:44:39.640 --> 0:44:41.959 goes to show you scary. You're in good, You're in good, 0:44:42.040 --> 0:44:45.759 awful company. At least I'm better. At least I can 0:44:45.840 --> 0:44:49.080 name those fucking songs. Okay, the biggest Hendrick song. But 0:44:49.080 --> 0:44:51.120 I'm I am a fan of lavender and that's the 0:44:51.160 --> 0:44:53.080 color of the shirt, and I'll continue to wear it, 0:44:53.320 --> 0:44:54.680 thank you very much. It goes with a lot of 0:44:54.719 --> 0:44:56.279 my outfits. I've got a lot of compliments on it. 0:44:56.320 --> 0:44:57.880 I did, I did want to talk about one of 0:44:57.920 --> 0:45:01.439 the dispute that you and I have have ad um Jay. 0:45:02.560 --> 0:45:07.120 I want to read this correctly. Jay screen name on Instagram. 0:45:07.400 --> 0:45:11.280 She's the Dreamer. So Jay is a woman, She's the dreamer. 0:45:11.560 --> 0:45:15.279 She sent me a picture of brown soup with the 0:45:15.360 --> 0:45:18.600 matster ball in it and dil all over it. Yeah, 0:45:19.080 --> 0:45:21.839 and and she said, oh no, that looks like dil 0:45:21.960 --> 0:45:24.440 and send me the picture. Now. I clicked on it 0:45:24.560 --> 0:45:27.719 because somebody had posted it. She wanted me to see it, 0:45:28.200 --> 0:45:31.600 so it was posted by Phil Rosenthal. If you don't 0:45:31.600 --> 0:45:34.920 know Phil Rosenthal is he's a comedy writer. He created 0:45:34.960 --> 0:45:38.200 Everybody Loves Raymond, a lot of other comedy shows, a 0:45:38.239 --> 0:45:42.400 lot of movies. He's a famous comedy writer that I 0:45:42.440 --> 0:45:48.240 happened to be a fan of. So I deemed him 0:45:48.280 --> 0:45:50.759 because he said, this is the best mats of Baal 0:45:50.800 --> 0:45:55.360 soup ever, and it clearly had Dilan it. So I said, uh, 0:45:55.480 --> 0:45:57.640 so I idem them. I go, hey, man, uh, I 0:45:57.800 --> 0:46:01.839 love your work. Congrats at a success. Whatever I said, 0:46:01.920 --> 0:46:04.120 I gotta I got. I say that soup does not 0:46:04.200 --> 0:46:06.879 look good. It's got Dylan it. It's I said, it's 0:46:06.880 --> 0:46:08.160 not the best soup in the world. It's not better 0:46:08.160 --> 0:46:10.920 than my mother's and my grandmother's Matsial soup. And so 0:46:11.040 --> 0:46:13.840 he said, actually it's fantastic. Now. What I didn't know 0:46:13.880 --> 0:46:17.880 at the time was, uh, Phil Rosenthal hosts a cooking show, 0:46:18.160 --> 0:46:20.000 like not a cooking show, like a taste show when 0:46:20.000 --> 0:46:22.640 he travels around the world tasting stuff. So clearly he's 0:46:22.680 --> 0:46:26.080 more into food than I am. So he says, oh, 0:46:26.440 --> 0:46:30.040 that's the soup at Birdie Gees in California. He says, 0:46:30.080 --> 0:46:32.960 I like dil was my mom's favorite thing, no jokes. 0:46:32.960 --> 0:46:37.000 She loved it so much she we threw dil in 0:46:37.080 --> 0:46:42.440 her casket at a funeral. Oh my god, and in 0:46:42.480 --> 0:46:44.239 the dirt like they threw it in the dirt at 0:46:44.239 --> 0:46:47.240 a funeral where they're bearing her. That's how much Phil 0:46:47.320 --> 0:46:51.399 Rosenthal likes dil. So it's from he said, you gotta 0:46:51.440 --> 0:46:53.440 go to Bertie b I R D I e Bertie 0:46:53.680 --> 0:46:57.080 and the g apostrophe as Bertie ges for the best 0:46:57.840 --> 0:47:01.479 mats of all soup. And on the menu it says 0:47:01.560 --> 0:47:04.799 MATSI bal soup carrot me so, which is the soup 0:47:04.840 --> 0:47:07.720 carrot like carrots in it. It says on the menu 0:47:08.239 --> 0:47:11.560 lots of dil. Of course, that's my kind of place. 0:47:12.480 --> 0:47:16.840 And Rachel's chicken bra love it. Bring it on because 0:47:16.920 --> 0:47:21.080 dill belongs in those foods traditionally. No, no, it's an 0:47:21.080 --> 0:47:24.279 either or and it sucks. But so I said, I 0:47:24.320 --> 0:47:26.840 said to to Phil, I said, listen, Phil, if you 0:47:26.880 --> 0:47:29.759 ever need a comedy writer to work with you from 0:47:29.800 --> 0:47:33.799 Brooklyn who sort of reminds people of Larry David but 0:47:33.920 --> 0:47:37.160 also hates dil, I'm your guy. And he wrote back 0:47:37.200 --> 0:47:39.759 for hilarious. I'll keep that in mind so I may 0:47:39.800 --> 0:47:42.160 get a writing job someday out of my hatred for dil. 0:47:42.719 --> 0:47:44.680 But I wanted to thank Jay for sending me that 0:47:45.040 --> 0:47:47.360 and Phil for being a good sport. When I insulted 0:47:47.400 --> 0:47:52.239 his mother. Basically, I said, still sucks o my mother. 0:47:52.480 --> 0:47:54.359 I loved dil so much that we threw it into 0:47:54.400 --> 0:47:59.760 the funerals. I'm sorry. There goes my career in Hollywood exactly. 0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:02.200 That goes to my career. Hey, Bertie, by the way, 0:48:02.719 --> 0:48:04.880 let me ask you this question. This is something I've 0:48:04.920 --> 0:48:08.840 been wanting out. Okay, I know the answer already, but 0:48:08.880 --> 0:48:10.640 I want you to want you to say it out loud. 0:48:11.040 --> 0:48:13.719 Whenever I want to get into a hot restaurant, or 0:48:13.760 --> 0:48:15.840 get past the line in a club, or do something, 0:48:16.239 --> 0:48:20.320 we'll drop Elvis's name, well, yours I dropped usually the 0:48:20.440 --> 0:48:22.920 name of the show, and me right right, Elvis's name 0:48:22.920 --> 0:48:26.280 and yours right, okay. And I always get be rated 0:48:26.320 --> 0:48:29.880 for it. I always get oh my god, chastised, especially 0:48:29.880 --> 0:48:32.719 when you're in a drive through. I'll do it in 0:48:32.719 --> 0:48:38.800 a drive through, asshole. So so here's here's an example. 0:48:40.440 --> 0:48:43.480 I was at I was out in Uh, let's just 0:48:43.480 --> 0:48:46.960 say I was just trying to get into a club. Okay, No, 0:48:47.160 --> 0:48:49.560 I'm not. I don't want to give out anything. Okay, yeah, 0:48:49.840 --> 0:48:51.920 I'll give it out. The guy's name, that's all. The doorman, 0:48:52.280 --> 0:48:55.680 the door dude, the door kid, that's what's his name? 0:48:56.120 --> 0:49:01.440 Tofur No, his name is tofur you. Uh so, I 0:49:01.880 --> 0:49:03.719 it's a tough door. It's tough to get in it. 0:49:03.960 --> 0:49:05.600 You need to kind of like even though you know 0:49:05.680 --> 0:49:10.560 tofur No, I don't know tofur okaylfor is the third 0:49:10.560 --> 0:49:12.680 party here? Tofer is the door person I'm gonna end 0:49:12.760 --> 0:49:15.320 up talking to and in a minute. So a buddy 0:49:15.360 --> 0:49:17.839 of mine said, look, you know, i'd work part time 0:49:17.880 --> 0:49:20.200 security there and people know me. I get tables of 0:49:20.280 --> 0:49:24.840 my bottles. Um, that's the guy. Because I'm gonna be 0:49:24.920 --> 0:49:27.480 there and I'm gonna go in at like a certain time, 0:49:27.719 --> 0:49:30.680 and you're coming in after me. Anyway, I'm gonna let 0:49:30.719 --> 0:49:33.800 them know at the door that you're coming and it 0:49:33.840 --> 0:49:37.279 will be no problem to get in. So me and 0:49:37.360 --> 0:49:39.360 Danny connection, was it? Danny and my buddy Briant was 0:49:39.400 --> 0:49:43.240 my buddy Brian? Yeah, Brian, Brian who doesn't signal Brian 0:49:43.640 --> 0:49:45.799 rho doesn't signal jets keep Brian. We call him jet 0:49:45.880 --> 0:49:50.200 KEI Brian because as opposed to as as opposed to 0:49:50.200 --> 0:49:54.200 toilet Brian, who's who falls asleep on the toilet, This 0:49:54.239 --> 0:49:56.440 is jet skey Brian, jets keep Brian and I were 0:49:56.480 --> 0:50:00.480 headed out to this spot, and so my my, my 0:50:00.560 --> 0:50:03.879 buddy gets there ahead of me, tells the door guy 0:50:04.040 --> 0:50:07.759 to Fur that I'm coming, and he's like, oh cool, yeah, 0:50:07.840 --> 0:50:11.359 that's great, Yeah, scary, yeah whatever, blah blah blah. So 0:50:12.520 --> 0:50:14.759 now fast forward to the point where there's a bunch 0:50:14.760 --> 0:50:16.960 of people outside and there's not letting anyone in and 0:50:17.000 --> 0:50:19.319 there's a fucking rope there, and I hate that. I 0:50:19.360 --> 0:50:23.040 hate that. I grow less and less patient with situations 0:50:23.040 --> 0:50:25.879 like that every single day. But um, I woke up, 0:50:26.280 --> 0:50:29.440 get get the guy's uh attention. I'm like, Hi, I'm 0:50:29.480 --> 0:50:31.640 looking for to Fur, you know. And they got a 0:50:31.719 --> 0:50:37.200 popped collar, you know, like sunglasses, probably wearing ax bodies 0:50:37.239 --> 0:50:40.560 pray whatever, you know, the type, and and uh it's like, 0:50:41.160 --> 0:50:45.480 who's asking? Well, I said, well, I said, um. Adam 0:50:45.920 --> 0:50:48.800 said that you would again people around me too, so 0:50:48.840 --> 0:50:51.600 I didn't want to talk too loudly or throw my 0:50:51.680 --> 0:50:55.880 weight around, so to speak. I said. I. I said, well, well, 0:50:56.040 --> 0:50:58.480 you know, you know my boy at dam right, He goes, okay, yeah, 0:50:58.520 --> 0:51:02.560 I'm Tofur. What's up? Adam texted. Adam said that I 0:51:02.600 --> 0:51:05.640 was coming through with a bunch of people. Um did 0:51:05.719 --> 0:51:11.400 you talk to Adam. Who's Adam? I said, okay, I said, uh, 0:51:11.800 --> 0:51:15.760 Who's Who's Johnny said Adam. Adam. He kind of works 0:51:15.800 --> 0:51:18.960 security part time here. He also does a lot of 0:51:19.000 --> 0:51:20.920 you know, promotions and stuff. He was actually here a 0:51:20.920 --> 0:51:24.359 half hour ago, he said, he spoke to you about me, 0:51:24.920 --> 0:51:27.120 and uh, in fact, um, he was like, because I 0:51:27.120 --> 0:51:29.560 don't know what, I know a lot of Adams. So 0:51:29.880 --> 0:51:32.840 he started getting flippant with me. So he has a 0:51:32.840 --> 0:51:34.480 lot of he knows a lot of Adams who just 0:51:34.520 --> 0:51:37.480 spoke to him about you. Well, that's the thing that 0:51:37.520 --> 0:51:39.920 he's I know a lot of Adams. I'm like, okay, 0:51:40.120 --> 0:51:43.000 but obviously I'm giving you a specific scenario. A dude 0:51:43.000 --> 0:51:45.080 who walked in a half hour ago named Adam who 0:51:45.120 --> 0:51:48.600 you know, talk to you about me coming in and 0:51:49.120 --> 0:51:51.400 he doesn't remember. He has amnesia, this dude. So I 0:51:51.640 --> 0:51:54.120 pulled out my phone and I said, look, here's the 0:51:54.160 --> 0:51:57.479 explain Here's here's the text exchange between me and Adam said, 0:51:57.640 --> 0:51:59.680 see to fer at the door, Tolfor is gonna hook 0:51:59.680 --> 0:52:03.640 it up, tolf We'll let you through. So and he 0:52:04.200 --> 0:52:06.600 looks at it. He looks at me and he goes, well, 0:52:06.600 --> 0:52:09.520 who are you, and then of course I was forced 0:52:09.520 --> 0:52:12.239 to say, well, my name is Scary Jones and from 0:52:12.239 --> 0:52:14.840 the Elvis de Rancho and he goes, he lifts the 0:52:14.920 --> 0:52:17.520 rope immediately. He goes, well, why didn't you leave with that? 0:52:18.200 --> 0:52:21.080 And I said, I said, because I'm just trying to 0:52:21.120 --> 0:52:23.640 be humble. You know, I don't want to be I 0:52:23.640 --> 0:52:26.719 don't want to like like throw my name in your face, like, hey, 0:52:26.719 --> 0:52:29.800 I'm Scary Jones. Let me in. I said, the fact 0:52:29.840 --> 0:52:33.879 of the matter is my dude connected me with you 0:52:33.960 --> 0:52:36.200 and and said it was gonna be all good. I 0:52:36.239 --> 0:52:38.000 don't know. Why do I have to throw my name around? 0:52:38.200 --> 0:52:41.360 He goes, this is the Hampton's dude. He goes, you 0:52:41.480 --> 0:52:43.839 gotta say who you are. He goes, you gotta lead 0:52:43.880 --> 0:52:46.920 with the don't bury the lead, and he laughed and 0:52:46.920 --> 0:52:49.920 he let me in. But the thing is, see, he 0:52:50.000 --> 0:52:52.799 wanted me to be just to match the obnoxious yea, 0:52:53.239 --> 0:52:55.480 but I can't do that. That's not who I am. 0:52:55.560 --> 0:52:58.200 It really is not who is. It's absolutely who you are. 0:52:58.800 --> 0:53:02.520 So I just jumped in Scary Jones from the elves 0:53:02.560 --> 0:53:08.600 Duran Morning Show and the worldwide Brooklyn Boys podcast. He can't. 0:53:08.680 --> 0:53:12.440 I hate doing it. I didn't Brooklyn Boys podcast now 0:53:12.480 --> 0:53:16.120 here was an example of me trying to downplay who 0:53:16.160 --> 0:53:20.360 I was, and it got me into a tangled mess 0:53:20.840 --> 0:53:25.120 where it's like a what who huh what? Whereas if 0:53:25.160 --> 0:53:27.719 I just would have said who I was, stated my 0:53:27.880 --> 0:53:31.520 name and my affiliation, he would have immediately let me in. 0:53:32.120 --> 0:53:36.120 But imagine that, Imagine that. Wow, wow, Well you'll know 0:53:36.200 --> 0:53:38.640 for next time not to be uh, not a douche. 0:53:38.680 --> 0:53:43.280 I'm not going to be the screet. I can't believe 0:53:43.239 --> 0:53:45.600 I've been the screet. I can't. I did it in 0:53:45.640 --> 0:53:48.520 this case, I was, and and it it actually worked 0:53:48.520 --> 0:53:51.200 against me for a couple of minutes. Well, let lesson learned. 0:53:52.680 --> 0:53:56.000 Never be b b be. I gotta be me at 0:53:56.040 --> 0:54:00.960 all times. I got a Scamboni audio to play. All right, 0:54:01.040 --> 0:54:03.680 we'll do audio next, but can we do the Scamboni's. 0:54:04.160 --> 0:54:06.400 Let's do the Scamboni right here? Did I tell you 0:54:06.440 --> 0:54:12.760 the story I may have? I don't even tell you 0:54:13.160 --> 0:54:17.000 hit it what we got Brodie? Okay? Did I tell 0:54:17.000 --> 0:54:21.200 you last week about malware bites that I downloaded software 0:54:21.200 --> 0:54:24.600 and they charged me for it? No? I thought I did. Well? 0:54:24.600 --> 0:54:26.080 If I if I there's an update, so if I 0:54:26.080 --> 0:54:29.319 didn't mention less we I apologize. So malware bites is 0:54:29.360 --> 0:54:33.960 a anti spam, anti virus software you can download now. 0:54:34.000 --> 0:54:37.080 For like twenty years, it's been free, but recently it's 0:54:37.320 --> 0:54:40.280 not free. But you get a fourteen day trial. Cancel anytime. 0:54:40.600 --> 0:54:43.799 Right after fourteen days, they lock it and they have 0:54:43.840 --> 0:54:45.560 to use your credit card, but you don't have to 0:54:45.600 --> 0:54:49.040 give your credit card for the fourteen day trial. Okay, 0:54:49.040 --> 0:54:52.800 So I thought I had a virus on my computer. 0:54:53.640 --> 0:54:56.520 I thought I did so because it was it was 0:54:56.800 --> 0:54:58.680 it kept I know what it was. It was a 0:54:58.719 --> 0:55:02.480 browser hacker, a hack. So when I would hit Google 0:55:02.560 --> 0:55:05.640 and enter, it would go to a website. So I 0:55:05.680 --> 0:55:09.719 had to had to eliminate this particular browser hacker, a 0:55:09.719 --> 0:55:13.240 browser hack from my browser that was redirecting me. Okay, 0:55:13.760 --> 0:55:17.480 So I downloaded malware bites it, found it, found the problem, 0:55:17.520 --> 0:55:20.200 immediately deleted it. It was a plug in I had 0:55:20.239 --> 0:55:25.480 downloaded for my browser. Found it immediately, great, no problem, 0:55:25.520 --> 0:55:28.400 and I'm using it fourteen day free trial. Around the 0:55:28.480 --> 0:55:31.120 six or seventh day of my fourteen day free trial, 0:55:32.440 --> 0:55:34.920 I happened to look at my bank statement, my debit 0:55:34.920 --> 0:55:37.920 cards statement, you know, my bank by checking account and 0:55:37.960 --> 0:55:43.480 it says malware Bites sixty three dollars. I know, what 0:55:43.560 --> 0:55:48.040 the fuck? I didn't give them my credit card? What what? So? 0:55:48.160 --> 0:55:50.480 I email email malware Bites and I said, hey, you 0:55:50.520 --> 0:55:55.120 guys charge me for well, what's the what's the invoice number? 0:55:55.239 --> 0:55:56.960 Because I explained the whole story, by the way, didn't 0:55:56.920 --> 0:55:59.000 I'm I'm shortening it now, But I tell them the 0:55:59.000 --> 0:56:00.920 whole story that I just told you, I said, so, 0:56:00.960 --> 0:56:03.080 I wrote back, I go, there is no order number 0:56:03.560 --> 0:56:07.440 because I didn't order it. You guys charged my cards somehow, 0:56:08.320 --> 0:56:09.839 and they're a BacT. No, we don't you we don't 0:56:09.840 --> 0:56:12.000 ask your credit card for a fourteen day trial. I 0:56:12.080 --> 0:56:16.160 go back and go, okay, again, I didn't say I 0:56:16.200 --> 0:56:18.680 gave you my credit card. What I am saying is 0:56:19.160 --> 0:56:22.960 I downloaded your free software and six days later you 0:56:23.160 --> 0:56:26.520 charged me for two years subscription. Well, if you want 0:56:26.520 --> 0:56:28.359 to cancel, then you have to give an I go, no, no, 0:56:28.440 --> 0:56:32.319 not look going to cancel my subscription. I never made 0:56:32.360 --> 0:56:34.600 I never made a subscription. I never made a subscription, 0:56:34.920 --> 0:56:36.759 said right back again, can you give us the last 0:56:36.800 --> 0:56:38.759 four digits off your credit card and the day of 0:56:38.800 --> 0:56:41.920 the transaction, and the screenshot of your bank statement like so, 0:56:42.280 --> 0:56:45.400 so I cropped the bank picture, so I don't there's 0:56:45.400 --> 0:56:47.799 no information for them. I give them the last four 0:56:47.840 --> 0:56:50.400 digits because that's common, no problem, and I give them 0:56:50.400 --> 0:56:55.440 the date of the transaction. They right back, Uh, we 0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:58.400 don't see anything on that date. I don't care if 0:56:58.400 --> 0:57:01.800 you see anything that date. You clear malware bites, charged 0:57:01.800 --> 0:57:04.320 me a two year subscription rate. Just give me my 0:57:04.360 --> 0:57:07.719 money back. Uh, we don't have a record of that. 0:57:07.960 --> 0:57:11.040 But you charge me well uh and then they want 0:57:11.120 --> 0:57:14.240 me back. Well, we spoke to our our fraud team. 0:57:14.560 --> 0:57:16.680 They need the first four digits off your credit card also. 0:57:17.240 --> 0:57:21.000 So I said, no way by giving you my force 0:57:21.080 --> 0:57:23.680 four when I already gave you my last four because 0:57:23.800 --> 0:57:26.360 you already's charged my credit card. There's something wrong here. 0:57:26.840 --> 0:57:29.320 Give me back my money. I gave you everything you wanted. 0:57:29.600 --> 0:57:32.840 I want my money back. So I called my bank 0:57:32.920 --> 0:57:35.360 and I said, can I dispute the charge? By the 0:57:35.360 --> 0:57:37.120 way they look on the card to see if the 0:57:37.160 --> 0:57:40.200 card was physically charged, I don't know what you mean 0:57:40.240 --> 0:57:42.760 by physically charged. If your car was card was did 0:57:42.760 --> 0:57:45.880 you mat did you crush? Did you cross check the 0:57:46.000 --> 0:57:49.440 transaction on your credit card statement? I don't know what 0:57:49.440 --> 0:57:52.439 you're saying. It's a debit card. There is no credit card. 0:57:53.160 --> 0:57:56.120 Every time, every time you make a transaction, it appears 0:57:56.120 --> 0:57:59.160 on the ledger of your of your card. No, it 0:57:59.200 --> 0:58:01.360 appears on the let. In my day, in my bank, 0:58:01.400 --> 0:58:04.080 it's on the let says it says it my card. 0:58:04.080 --> 0:58:06.000 Because I thought they were trying to scam you out 0:58:06.000 --> 0:58:08.360 of money right there. Now, they weren't taking my money. 0:58:08.560 --> 0:58:11.280 It was a credit card charge or debit charge to 0:58:11.400 --> 0:58:14.840 my college. Legitimate charge. Okay, well it was an illegitimate charge. 0:58:15.000 --> 0:58:21.240 Confirmed charge though, Uh yeah, so um uh so. So 0:58:21.280 --> 0:58:23.080 I I back and foot back and forth. So my 0:58:23.120 --> 0:58:26.280 bank says, will dispute the charge, will investigate it. And 0:58:26.360 --> 0:58:28.360 five days later they offered me. They give me a 0:58:28.400 --> 0:58:31.760 provisional credit. So they credit me the money, but they said, 0:58:32.080 --> 0:58:35.080 we're gonna investigate, and if they say they that they 0:58:35.160 --> 0:58:37.920 that you bought the software, we're gonna take back your charge. 0:58:39.320 --> 0:58:41.880 So two weeks go by and my I called my 0:58:41.920 --> 0:58:44.760 bank and they go, we're still investigating. I go, I 0:58:44.800 --> 0:58:47.200 need to know if that money's might or not. What 0:58:47.320 --> 0:58:49.160 if I only have like sixty bucks left in my 0:58:49.200 --> 0:58:52.080 account and you take back my credit and I overdraft, 0:58:53.040 --> 0:58:54.960 like I got to know what the status is in 0:58:55.040 --> 0:58:57.760 my money. Well, we haven't heard back from the company yet, 0:58:57.960 --> 0:59:00.560 why would you? They give me the fun run around. 0:59:00.680 --> 0:59:05.840 So finally malware Bites sends me a survey. How how 0:59:05.880 --> 0:59:08.960 what is your thoughts? Are you satisfied or unsatisfied with 0:59:09.000 --> 0:59:10.760 the customer service? We'd like to do it quick. So 0:59:10.800 --> 0:59:14.760 I do it all right back. I'm very unsatisfied. They 0:59:14.800 --> 0:59:16.800 write me back, how can we help you? I go, 0:59:17.080 --> 0:59:19.200 look at the thread, look at my case number. I 0:59:19.240 --> 0:59:20.960 want my money back. I felt like the guy who 0:59:20.960 --> 0:59:24.960 wants it to dollar bill back and like two dollars right, okay, 0:59:25.120 --> 0:59:27.240 So I said, Sidy, go, oh, you know what, we 0:59:27.280 --> 0:59:30.920 don't handle our credit card transactions. That's a company called 0:59:31.120 --> 0:59:34.840 like too Close or to to outlook to someone with 0:59:34.880 --> 0:59:37.600 a two on it, right, So we're copying them to 0:59:37.640 --> 0:59:40.200 this email chain. So I write it back and I go, hey, 0:59:40.240 --> 0:59:42.600 both companies, one of you owes me my money. This 0:59:42.640 --> 0:59:44.400 is the story again, look at the look at the 0:59:44.640 --> 0:59:48.080 conversation feed. So the other company writes back, thank you 0:59:48.120 --> 0:59:52.840 for asking for inquiring, and we can't find any purchase, 0:59:52.880 --> 0:59:55.160 but thank you so much, and please fill out a 0:59:55.200 --> 0:59:58.640 survey on how you liked our customer service? What what 0:59:59.000 --> 1:00:01.600 You didn't give me any customer service. You wrote back 1:00:01.640 --> 1:00:04.560 and said, well, we don't see it. Thanks do a survey. 1:00:04.680 --> 1:00:06.440 So I sited it again and go. So they wrote back, 1:00:06.600 --> 1:00:08.040 we need the first four digit you got a card 1:00:08.040 --> 1:00:10.560 and go. That is not gonna fucking happen. You're not 1:00:10.600 --> 1:00:13.320 getting any more information from me. You got my last 1:00:13.320 --> 1:00:16.760 four digits, the data, the transaction and the amount, and 1:00:16.880 --> 1:00:20.640 a screenshot from my bank statement. So they wrote back, 1:00:20.640 --> 1:00:22.680 and they go, will will, We will continue to investigate. 1:00:22.880 --> 1:00:26.720 We'll be back to you in within two days. Today, Scary, 1:00:26.840 --> 1:00:30.280 they wrote me back and they said, um, we have 1:00:30.320 --> 1:00:33.000 not heard back from you. Therefore we are closing the case. 1:00:33.240 --> 1:00:38.600 Please fill out a brief survey. What the far? So 1:00:38.920 --> 1:00:41.320 I'm saving it all up and Monday morning, I'm voting 1:00:41.320 --> 1:00:44.360 all those emails to my bank and they can look 1:00:44.360 --> 1:00:46.720 at it and they can suck it. They can suck it. 1:00:46.800 --> 1:00:52.080 So fuck you malware bites, fuck you hardcast with body 1:00:52.120 --> 1:00:56.280 and scary some sound. I got some sound, you got sound, 1:00:56.400 --> 1:00:59.160 we got sound? Uh, and then we gotta get out 1:00:59.160 --> 1:01:00.960 of here, so go for it. No, you're tell me 1:01:01.040 --> 1:01:02.720 what clips are that's you know how we okay? Well, 1:01:02.720 --> 1:01:05.080 we have three clips for you. I got the spoiler 1:01:05.080 --> 1:01:09.720 What about all the ones from last week? Uh that 1:01:09.840 --> 1:01:12.800 he didn't play? Actually we did play them. I lied. 1:01:13.720 --> 1:01:15.360 No you didn't. Let me Let me look at me, 1:01:16.120 --> 1:01:18.880 let me look at the list. Yes we did. I 1:01:18.920 --> 1:01:21.760 got Okay, I got the I got I got three 1:01:21.760 --> 1:01:24.320 clips for you today, we got you play. Did you play? Oh? Yeah, 1:01:24.320 --> 1:01:30.840 you played a spoiler alert? Come on, that's what we're so. 1:01:30.960 --> 1:01:33.240 First of all, most people say spoiler alert when they 1:01:33.240 --> 1:01:36.680 mean spoiler. Right. Spoiler alert means I'm about to give 1:01:36.680 --> 1:01:39.400 you a spoil a spoiler. I'm about to go spoiler 1:01:39.400 --> 1:01:43.240 alert like turn off your TVs. Joe dies in the movie. Right, 1:01:43.280 --> 1:01:46.960 you say spoiler alert first, but people go, oh, that 1:01:47.000 --> 1:01:48.880 guy ruined the movie for me. He gave me for 1:01:49.080 --> 1:01:52.160 spoiler alerts. No, he gave his spoilers. There's a difference. 1:01:52.160 --> 1:01:55.320 But that's not the bitch. But whatever the case is. 1:01:55.640 --> 1:01:57.640 When you say spoiler alert and what part of the 1:01:57.680 --> 1:02:02.200 story should just say it before you anything? Right? This 1:02:02.600 --> 1:02:05.480 spoiler alert, what I'm about to say, He's gonna ruin 1:02:05.560 --> 1:02:08.600 it for you. This guy is talking about an athlete 1:02:08.600 --> 1:02:11.240 at the Major League Baseball Draft, and he's showing a 1:02:11.240 --> 1:02:14.040 clip of the guy rounding the bases hitting an inside 1:02:14.040 --> 1:02:15.840 the park home run. Listen to the clip. Now here 1:02:15.920 --> 1:02:18.120 a few months of video. Does the report for me? 1:02:18.360 --> 1:02:20.680 Here's an inside the park homer spoiler alert and he 1:02:20.720 --> 1:02:26.960 gets flying around second base spoiler alert. Yeah. Afterwards, after 1:02:27.000 --> 1:02:29.000 the after he says inside the park homer. So he 1:02:29.040 --> 1:02:33.600 gave you the action. You know what happened the conclusion first, 1:02:33.680 --> 1:02:35.880 and then he's a spoiler alert. This video is gonna 1:02:35.960 --> 1:02:38.680 show you what I'm talking about. He's gonna hit it 1:02:38.720 --> 1:02:41.240 inside the park home run spoiler alert. Video does the 1:02:41.280 --> 1:02:44.200 report for me. Here's an inside the park homer spoiler alert. 1:02:44.440 --> 1:02:49.360 Oh god, idiot, Hey, I'm about to punch you. Hey, 1:02:49.360 --> 1:02:53.439 I'm a punch in face. Okay, can you play to fungus? Now? 1:02:53.800 --> 1:02:57.400 This clip is another example of people not in the 1:02:57.400 --> 1:03:01.720 same room and completely in congress. So normally when you 1:03:01.760 --> 1:03:04.320 hear commercial like this, the kid will be like, dad, 1:03:04.440 --> 1:03:07.120 you're you shouldn't wear socks with sandals and the dad 1:03:07.160 --> 1:03:09.280 will go, but honey, I like him. Right, He'll address 1:03:09.360 --> 1:03:12.440 the kid. Okay, this is a commercial with toe fungus. 1:03:12.760 --> 1:03:15.400 Listen to the kid and listen how the father has 1:03:15.440 --> 1:03:17.400 nothing to do with the kid. In the commercial, Go ahead, 1:03:17.760 --> 1:03:22.200 Oh dad, why are toenails so ugly and yellow? Hey? 1:03:22.240 --> 1:03:24.440 It's James. And if you're like me and suffer from 1:03:24.480 --> 1:03:29.240 toni el fungus, please take at that. She says, dad, 1:03:29.600 --> 1:03:32.560 why are toes so gross and yucky? Whatever? And he says, Hi, 1:03:32.960 --> 1:03:38.360 this is James, so ugly and yellow? Hey, it's James. 1:03:38.400 --> 1:03:43.000 And if you're like me and suffer from toni el fungus, yeah, 1:03:43.000 --> 1:03:45.120 you're right. One has nothing. First of all, we don't 1:03:45.120 --> 1:03:48.600 know if she's addressing the guy we're talking about. If 1:03:48.600 --> 1:03:51.400 he just reminded him to tell say okay, I'm gonna 1:03:51.440 --> 1:03:54.160 ignore you and talk about my toe fungus problem to 1:03:54.240 --> 1:03:57.400 this audience over here, like he totally yeah. The non 1:03:57.440 --> 1:04:00.760 sequiturs and right, or is he introducing himsel as James 1:04:00.760 --> 1:04:04.240 to his daughter dad, you want you TODs ugly? Hi, honey, 1:04:04.240 --> 1:04:09.240 I'm James. That's terrible. Who writes this ship? I don't know. 1:04:09.320 --> 1:04:12.680 Play one more time, imagining he's talking to her dad, 1:04:12.920 --> 1:04:20.080 why are toails so yellow? Hey it's James. I know 1:04:20.240 --> 1:04:23.160 your name is you're my father? He also suffers from 1:04:23.200 --> 1:04:31.000 a d d Okay, Yellow, Hey, it's James. And if 1:04:31.000 --> 1:04:36.480 you're like fun this little bitch, I'm gonna talk to you. Yeah, 1:04:37.040 --> 1:04:40.640 five people over here, all right, So before I play 1:04:40.720 --> 1:04:43.560 this last clip, we're gonna end the podcast on this clip. 1:04:43.800 --> 1:04:45.600 It's a it's a little bit long, it's like forty 1:04:45.640 --> 1:04:48.680 five seconds. But I was listening with my kids in 1:04:48.680 --> 1:04:51.440 the car to TikTok Radio, which is a channel on 1:04:51.520 --> 1:04:55.800 Sirius x M that plays songs that are on TikTok. Right, 1:04:55.920 --> 1:04:57.960 some of them are some of them are twenty seconds long, 1:04:58.040 --> 1:05:01.520 others are three minutes. But the d d j's are 1:05:01.600 --> 1:05:05.320 like twelve years old. They're not ready to be professional DJs, 1:05:05.720 --> 1:05:07.720 but they got kids who must like TikTok and they 1:05:07.760 --> 1:05:10.960 have made him DJs. So this guy, you'll hear, he's okay, 1:05:11.240 --> 1:05:14.520 he's talking about somebody told him that in a certain 1:05:14.560 --> 1:05:17.360 part of the world that when you have house guests, 1:05:17.720 --> 1:05:20.919 you don't offer them food. Okay, Then if he found 1:05:20.960 --> 1:05:25.000 it strange, Now in America, people come over, you feed them, right, Hey, 1:05:25.000 --> 1:05:26.920 come on house, I'll give you some snacks, come over 1:05:26.920 --> 1:05:30.480 to dinner. His point was that's that he heard something. 1:05:31.080 --> 1:05:35.280 But this guy can't put two thoughts together and he's 1:05:35.360 --> 1:05:38.680 upset about something, beats it to death and I'm sorry 1:05:38.680 --> 1:05:40.360 in advance, but I wanted to share this with you. 1:05:40.440 --> 1:05:43.000 I am sorry play this kid talking about this thing, 1:05:43.080 --> 1:05:48.640 and let me preface it by saying this. These tracks, 1:05:49.880 --> 1:05:53.040 these tracks also are They're not live, so it's not 1:05:53.120 --> 1:05:55.000 like he fucked up and he had to continue on. 1:05:55.560 --> 1:05:58.040 These are what we call voice tracks, so he had 1:05:58.080 --> 1:06:01.280 a chance. They record them first and before they placed 1:06:01.320 --> 1:06:03.760 them in the playlist for to air on the radio. 1:06:04.200 --> 1:06:07.200 He had a chance to rewind it, think about it, 1:06:07.320 --> 1:06:10.360 and maybe redo it. But they to There are kids 1:06:10.360 --> 1:06:12.800 that work at college radio stations, nothing but respects, scary 1:06:12.800 --> 1:06:15.840 work to the college radio station, and you sound like 1:06:15.880 --> 1:06:20.680 your eighteen nineteen and your co sky gets paid to 1:06:20.760 --> 1:06:22.920 be on the radio. Now, look, maybe people listening to 1:06:22.960 --> 1:06:25.800 the radio don't know not going over his work. This 1:06:25.840 --> 1:06:27.920 is gonna bother the funk out of me because he 1:06:27.960 --> 1:06:30.360 could have. Because to me, if I would have recorded 1:06:30.400 --> 1:06:33.480 that and listen back to it before I inserted into 1:06:33.720 --> 1:06:36.440 the playlist for the station to air, I would be like, 1:06:37.120 --> 1:06:38.840 that didn't make any sense. But I'm gonna do that 1:06:38.880 --> 1:06:42.560 over again. You you achieve you you strive for greatness 1:06:42.920 --> 1:06:45.080 and when you're on the tape, Well, we're doing this, 1:06:45.120 --> 1:06:46.960 by the way, we were doing this podcast with like 1:06:47.080 --> 1:06:49.200 live what's called live to tape. It's not tape, but 1:06:49.280 --> 1:06:51.960 the point is stopping and stopping and starting. We're not rethinking, 1:06:52.000 --> 1:06:54.840 we're just doing it. Okay, so we funk up, we 1:06:54.920 --> 1:06:57.880 sunk up. But this dude had a chance. Okay, I 1:06:57.920 --> 1:07:00.360 didn't even hear the clip yet. I can't play the clipped. 1:07:00.400 --> 1:07:04.360 I'm sorry. Is going crazy right now because apparently in 1:07:04.480 --> 1:07:09.680 Swedish culture, like in Sweden, it's not particularly it's kind 1:07:09.680 --> 1:07:13.360 of not it's just normal to not feed your guests. 1:07:13.400 --> 1:07:15.919 Like a lot of Reddit posts blowing up, and people 1:07:15.920 --> 1:07:18.240 are posting on fake talk of just like people doing 1:07:18.280 --> 1:07:20.760 their experiences and like they're like they would go to 1:07:20.800 --> 1:07:23.960 their friend's house and when they eat dinner, they tell 1:07:23.960 --> 1:07:25.440 you just like to wait in the room, like they 1:07:25.480 --> 1:07:28.080 don't invite you to dinner or or to breakfast. Like 1:07:28.120 --> 1:07:30.280 someone else says like, oh, I woke up for breakfast 1:07:30.520 --> 1:07:32.600 and I went downstairs and their friend was like, oh, 1:07:32.600 --> 1:07:34.760 I'll be right with you. I'm eating breakfast with my family, 1:07:35.120 --> 1:07:38.040 Like no invite. And then apparently it's like super normal 1:07:38.480 --> 1:07:41.720 to um be doing that. So if you're from Sweden, 1:07:41.840 --> 1:07:44.520 let me know that's true or not. It's Bill Talk 1:07:44.640 --> 1:07:50.160 Radio Breakfast. Oh my god, I think I'm dumber. I'm 1:07:50.240 --> 1:07:52.240 dumber for having heard that. Can you just play the 1:07:52.280 --> 1:07:54.520 first like ten seconds where he's just trying to get going. 1:07:54.640 --> 1:07:57.640 I don't I don't know where to begin with this, Like, 1:07:57.680 --> 1:08:00.160 what the fun is it? What did he say? You know, 1:08:00.200 --> 1:08:01.520 this kind of thing is blown up. It's sort of 1:08:01.520 --> 1:08:04.520 blown up. It's kind of it's was blown up on Twitter, 1:08:06.000 --> 1:08:09.000 red up, put reddit post on Reddit, everything's blown up. 1:08:09.040 --> 1:08:10.800 So play the first just to get the red going 1:08:10.920 --> 1:08:15.680 crazy right now, because apparently in Swedish culture, like in Sweden, 1:08:15.840 --> 1:08:20.240 it's not particularly it's kind of not it's just normal 1:08:20.920 --> 1:08:27.280 to not feed your guests, like okay. So so he's 1:08:27.320 --> 1:08:31.479 trying on TikTok. It's TikTok blowing up at any point 1:08:31.560 --> 1:08:34.280 in the best two weeks. Not blowing up, blowing up 1:08:34.280 --> 1:08:38.000 people talking about Swedish culture. No blowing up, blowing it. Yeah, 1:08:38.080 --> 1:08:42.639 red and and the Reddit post that he started. First 1:08:42.640 --> 1:08:44.920 of all, I'm trying to dissect what his point was. 1:08:44.960 --> 1:08:47.200 So so he's trying to say that in Swedish culture 1:08:47.600 --> 1:08:51.360 it's common to have company and you don't feed them, 1:08:51.520 --> 1:08:54.400 or you don't offer them, you don't offer them anything, right, 1:08:54.479 --> 1:08:56.439 or sit down to dinner while your guests are in 1:08:56.479 --> 1:09:01.000 the living room and you eat dinner and ignore them. Right, Okay, okay, 1:09:01.040 --> 1:09:04.439 but what what But that's a three second thing. Hey, 1:09:04.479 --> 1:09:07.479 it's it's Billy on the radio. I'm hearing. I'm seeing 1:09:07.520 --> 1:09:10.360 on social media that if you live in Sweden you 1:09:10.400 --> 1:09:12.120 don't feed your guests and you have a meal and 1:09:12.200 --> 1:09:17.160 ignore them. That's crazy. You're done is going crazy right 1:09:17.160 --> 1:09:21.639 now because apparently in Swedish culture, like in Sweden, it's 1:09:21.680 --> 1:09:26.600 not particularly it's kind of not it's just normal to 1:09:26.800 --> 1:09:29.960 not feed your guests. Like a lot of Reddit posts 1:09:30.040 --> 1:09:31.760 blowing up, and people are posting on TikTok of just 1:09:31.800 --> 1:09:35.160 like people doing their experiences. I'm like, they're like they 1:09:35.160 --> 1:09:38.400 would go to their friend's house and when they eat dinner, 1:09:38.439 --> 1:09:40.040 they tell you just like to wait in the room, 1:09:40.080 --> 1:09:42.759 like they don't invite you to dinner or to breakfast. 1:09:42.800 --> 1:09:45.439 Like someone else says, I will go presis and I 1:09:45.520 --> 1:09:47.640 went downstairs and their friend was like, oh, I'll be 1:09:47.720 --> 1:09:50.080 right with you. I'm eating breakfast with my family, like 1:09:50.280 --> 1:09:53.320 no invite, and then apparently it's like super normal to 1:09:53.960 --> 1:09:56.720 um be doing that. So if you're from Sweden, let 1:09:56.720 --> 1:10:04.519 me know that's true or not. It's me billy radio. Yeah, okay, um, 1:10:04.560 --> 1:10:08.400 I guess I get that. I'm gonna say I guess 1:10:08.400 --> 1:10:13.280 he kept thematically. He kept with the same idea. It 1:10:13.320 --> 1:10:18.080 was an interesting idea thing. But yeah, he and he 1:10:18.120 --> 1:10:20.360 hadn't It had no ending to him, right. I don't 1:10:20.360 --> 1:10:25.320 want to critic he's probably a teenager. The point is 1:10:25.920 --> 1:10:30.640 he probably could have articulated that in about even if 1:10:30.640 --> 1:10:34.240 he wanted to expand on it, maybe twenty seconds. You know, 1:10:34.400 --> 1:10:36.400 how would you have done that? David Brodye, I just 1:10:36.439 --> 1:10:38.640 did it a minute ago. Are you listening? I said no, 1:10:38.800 --> 1:10:44.040 if you're talking about it, if you're being conversational, hey, 1:10:44.080 --> 1:10:46.479 it's Brody on the radio. I was on TikTok yesterday 1:10:46.520 --> 1:10:49.639 and I saw a couple of videos about people in Sweden. 1:10:49.680 --> 1:10:52.040 I didn't know this. If you live in Sweden and 1:10:52.280 --> 1:10:54.439 you have people over at your house, if you go 1:10:54.560 --> 1:10:56.679 to eat dinner, right you have you don't even feed 1:10:56.720 --> 1:10:59.200 your guests, You let them sit inside watch television and 1:10:59.240 --> 1:11:01.240 you ignore them. We would never do that here in America. 1:11:01.320 --> 1:11:03.120 You having a food for everybody, or you don't eat, 1:11:03.120 --> 1:11:05.679 you give him some snacks comes into the table. That's weird. 1:11:05.920 --> 1:11:07.360 If you know anything about that, give me a call, 1:11:07.439 --> 1:11:09.800 Hit me up on hit me up on Twitter. Right, 1:11:09.920 --> 1:11:14.280 David Brody, Yeah, that's great. I would say I would. 1:11:14.280 --> 1:11:15.880 I would. You would say, how did you do it? 1:11:16.000 --> 1:11:20.160 I would do something similar. Maybe I would say, you know, 1:11:20.560 --> 1:11:22.320 the people in Sweden are a lot, a lot like 1:11:22.400 --> 1:11:27.760 David Brodie, cheap bastards. There you go. You know, I 1:11:27.800 --> 1:11:30.320 expect the same thing from Brodie. It's almost like Brodie 1:11:30.360 --> 1:11:34.160 lives in Sweden. Yeah, that's radio. I'm not I'm Swedi. 1:11:34.200 --> 1:11:39.120 I'm Swedish. You know that that clip is hope. That 1:11:39.240 --> 1:11:42.200 is a that is an inspirational clip. I played why 1:11:42.280 --> 1:11:44.840 because if you're a slice and your dream is to 1:11:44.880 --> 1:11:47.720 one day be on the radio, that shows you got 1:11:47.720 --> 1:11:53.559 a chance. So you're saying there's a chance exactly. 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