Speaker 1: Start Data Up. Brooklyn Boy Start Up, Brooklyn Buy Data
Speaker 1: They making Noise Data Up. Episode two of the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast. Hello, Hello, Hello, David Brody, Hello Scary Jones. Oh,
Speaker 1: it is a fine day in New York City where
Speaker 1: we were recording this podcast, the suburbs of New York City,
Speaker 1: otherwise known as New Jersey, New Jersey Dirty Jers, as
Speaker 1: we love to put it. Yeah, god man, and it
Speaker 1: smells extra bad today. It smells like hot garbage everywhere
Speaker 1: degrees out in the middle of a heat wave with
Speaker 1: no relief in sight. This is day four. Um, there
Speaker 1: was relief yesterday for a brief period two days ago,
Speaker 1: for a brief period of time, which we'll talk about
Speaker 1: later in the podcast, trust me. And and by the way,
Speaker 1: a heat wave. In order for something to qualify as
Speaker 1: a heat wave, you need three consecutive days of ninety
Speaker 1: degree temperatures plus, and we have had more than our
Speaker 1: share of that. It was ninety plus every single day
Speaker 1: for the last few days here in the Northeast as
Speaker 1: we're recording this. Oh my goodness, it's already Friday. How
Speaker 1: did the week get away from us? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not one of those people I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 1: one of those. Can you believe it's August first already? Dude,
Speaker 1: I told you it comes up. It comes up every year.
Speaker 1: It's the same twenty four hours a day, it's a quarter.
Speaker 1: It's moving faster though I am one of those people.
Speaker 1: I am. I have to believe it, you know. First
Speaker 1: of all, as soon as the fourth of July comes,
Speaker 1: it's just a downward spiral and it's a race to labor.
Speaker 1: That's because you're enjoying yourself. So time flies, but I
Speaker 1: want to flies, but then you have a shitty life.
Speaker 1: I want time to go slow. Okay, here's what you do.
Speaker 1: Sitting in your house with no way of conditioning. Never
Speaker 1: leave the house and sweat your balls off. You'll see
Speaker 1: the summer last forever. But why did it last forever?
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, and then I had the
Speaker 1: time of my life. So you can't say that that
Speaker 1: statement is untrue because when you're a kid, you don't
Speaker 1: have perception of time, and everything seems longer because you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: school was months ago, and then we have two weeks
Speaker 1: left before school. It zip spy. The last two weeks
Speaker 1: before school always flew by because you're supply shopping, you're
Speaker 1: buying clothes, and all you're thinking about is going back
Speaker 1: to school. Well, I'll say this, two weeks suck my.
Speaker 1: My tactics have been to do everything and just not
Speaker 1: rest for a minute because I want to get the
Speaker 1: most out of every minute of every freaking day. So
Speaker 1: I've been going non stop and you're enjoying yourself. I am,
Speaker 1: but it's still going fast. It's not working not well.
Speaker 1: Because you're enjoying yourself. Time flies when you're having fun.
Speaker 1: Well that's an expression. You may have heard it before.
Speaker 1: All right, Well we'll say this, okay, And I'm not
Speaker 1: looking forward to this. I'm not trying to rush the
Speaker 1: hands of time. But we want to make an announcement
Speaker 1: right here, right now, right up front of this podcast
Speaker 1: about something that we're doing with you, the Slicest that
Speaker 1: you're invited to, that we finally fucking organized after all
Speaker 1: we after two episodes. But again, we're doing no rush
Speaker 1: to get there because we want to enjoy our damn summer. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we're doing it after the summer so you guys
Speaker 1: can enjoy your summer. You don't have to give up
Speaker 1: a nice beach day to come see us. We're talking
Speaker 1: about the Brooklyn Boys podcast meet up. That's m e
Speaker 1: a t meet meet up because we're gonna meet you
Speaker 1: at one of our favorite fucking steakhouses, Benjamin Steakhouse Prime. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were in talks with Benjamin himself. We we uh
Speaker 1: we we we sat down, we ate some steaks. A
Speaker 1: very nice man to have that much power. Yes, he
Speaker 1: owns a couple of He has a couple of steakhouses,
Speaker 1: got five, five and four or five multiple countries. But
Speaker 1: Benjamin Steakhouse Prime in New York City. We want you
Speaker 1: to make a reservation and meet us there on Saturday
Speaker 1: evening September. We're gonna be all the retails on all
Speaker 1: the website. That's right. If you go to Benjamin Steakhouse
Speaker 1: dot com slash Brooklyn Boys, that's Benjamin no s Benjamin
Speaker 1: Steakhouse dot com slash Brooklyn Boys, you will see all
Speaker 1: the information and our lovely pictures and we've worked out
Speaker 1: quite the deal. We're gonna give you a three course
Speaker 1: meal and of course it includes steak if you want.
Speaker 1: There's options for your your appetizer and you're entreine your
Speaker 1: dessert and everyone who signs up and read reserves and
Speaker 1: comes in and gets that deal, gets what free dessert. Yes,
Speaker 1: so it's gonna be a lot of fun. Now, we're
Speaker 1: not recording a podcast. We we aired on the side
Speaker 1: of not because we wanted to make the most of
Speaker 1: the time with you guys. Yeah, we're gonna eat, we're
Speaker 1: gonna schmooze and walk around, and we're gonna have We're
Speaker 1: gonna have our own step and repeat. We'll get to
Speaker 1: take pictures were own step and repeat. Yeah, we're also
Speaker 1: going to give away some prizes. We're trying to work
Speaker 1: on some some fun premiums for their Maybe we'll have
Speaker 1: a merch table. You could buy some Brooklyn Boys merch
Speaker 1: on the spot if you'd like. Maybe we can do
Speaker 1: some maybe it's a little bit of discounted merch maybe
Speaker 1: while Yeah, we'll see and and and No. The only
Speaker 1: thing I'm a little concerned about no shipping, no shipping costs.
Speaker 1: That's right, you just buy it out right, That's it.
Speaker 1: One thing I'm concerned about it the website claims special guests. Now, um,
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, we don't know if they're
Speaker 1: special guests coming. I mean, we do have friends, but
Speaker 1: we don't know if they're going to be in town
Speaker 1: and available that night to come by. So like somebody
Speaker 1: emailed and said, well, don't you have if you Boddy
Speaker 1: Microut before show up. It's not I wouldn't say buddy, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't say that. I think you know you
Speaker 1: have those friends that will help you move, uh, and
Speaker 1: then of those friends will answer your phone call. He's
Speaker 1: neither one of those, right, But but he's friendly to
Speaker 1: me on social media. I love the guy said, hey,
Speaker 1: why did you get your buddy Joe Joe Gatto to
Speaker 1: come by? You know, he's on a he's on a
Speaker 1: national comedy tour. He may not be probably not gonna
Speaker 1: be around. But you know what, maybe maybe Scary will
Speaker 1: FaceTime him and he can say hello on FaceTime. We'll
Speaker 1: tell that story later, because that's a great story. I
Speaker 1: will say, we gotta get Spruce to come. You told
Speaker 1: that story ready? Yeah, Well I'll ask him feel Colm,
Speaker 1: he lives in Manhattan. Yeah, but you can't take his picture. Wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, I didn't. I didn't tell the Joe Gatto
Speaker 1: story on the podcast. I think you did? Didn't you did?
Speaker 1: I you told the Bengel story that's part of the
Speaker 1: Bagel story. I don't think I did. Hold on, No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. We didn't tell We didn't talk about this
Speaker 1: at all. All right, we'll have to tell the story.
Speaker 1: We should probably call Joe Gatto and get him on
Speaker 1: the podcast to get his reaction about Wait, you sure
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't think you did. Well, here's what
Speaker 1: we can do. We could not do it now, and
Speaker 1: then everyone could let us know if we did it
Speaker 1: or not. Well, I could just look at the show
Speaker 1: description for two three, but can tweet right now? People? No? No, no, what? What?
Speaker 1: Why don't we just look look at the shows? That
Speaker 1: would have been a major thing to write. No, I
Speaker 1: don't think I did it. We didn't talk about it anyway.
Speaker 1: So but anyway, we we will have hopefully some friends there,
Speaker 1: maybe Spruce on the Loose will show up and you'll
Speaker 1: finally see who the hell this guy is. Um, we
Speaker 1: can invite our girl Danielle de Lulo and some past
Speaker 1: friends like that. But well, we'll see how it goes,
Speaker 1: all right, but maybe some of your ex girlfriends for
Speaker 1: the moment. Just make your reservations right now. Um, go
Speaker 1: to Benjamin Steakhouse dot com slash Brooklyn Boys, and uh,
Speaker 1: make a reservation because we do need those. You can't
Speaker 1: just show up, you have to take a reservation for
Speaker 1: a table because you're gonna be sitting sitting at a table.
Speaker 1: We were we were given the option of doing it
Speaker 1: on a Friday night, where we can get a lot
Speaker 1: of people who work in Manhattan to come right after work,
Speaker 1: nice and easy. But we said, no, let's do it
Speaker 1: on a Saturday so that you guys have time and
Speaker 1: if you have to drive from somewhere or train it
Speaker 1: in or whatever. So Saturday, we thought, is a better
Speaker 1: travel day and then you're off on Sunday. You don't
Speaker 1: have to like worry about getting home. And we can't
Speaker 1: do it on Sunday because it's September eleven and there
Speaker 1: are other things going on that we can't that they
Speaker 1: they just that was the date that they gave us
Speaker 1: that they can work with us on. So Saturday's evening
Speaker 1: September Sunday. There's gonna be someone complaining about why it's
Speaker 1: on Saturday. Okay, but here's what I'm gonna say. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say a couple of things. Sunday is gonna be
Speaker 1: NFL football now, Look, if you keep kosher and can't
Speaker 1: go out on the Sabbath, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: You're probably not eating at that steakhouse. It's not kosher.
Speaker 1: So I'm hoping you know what. But look, uh, if
Speaker 1: you know but you can come Saturday after sundown. That's
Speaker 1: the beauty of it. Whenever the sundown, once the sun
Speaker 1: goes down on Saturday, you can come. So we're good.
Speaker 1: It's Friday night, that's the real problem. So we're good.
Speaker 1: So we're good. We'll good, we'll good, We're good. All right,
Speaker 1: we're in town weekend. Because this doesn't count. It's scary
Speaker 1: buying me a steak dinner. Yes it does, it does. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is not You're not buying me a steak dinner.
Speaker 1: You and I throwing this for the slices does not
Speaker 1: count as as you buying me a steak dinner. Come on, Nope, nope, okay, no, no,
Speaker 1: all right, nope, nope. Can I tell you about a
Speaker 1: steak dinner. My wife and I went out to dinner
Speaker 1: last Friday, had a great dinner, and we had some leftover.
Speaker 1: So I go into the bathroom with my bag of leftovers.
Speaker 1: Not really part of the story. But I'm painting the
Speaker 1: picture and I go to the Jurnal and the guy
Speaker 1: guy comes into the urninal next to me, and there's
Speaker 1: a little metal wall between us. It's a nice bathroom,
Speaker 1: and he's drunk off his ass and he's talking to
Speaker 1: me about how the valet Parker's brought his convertible but
Speaker 1: then left the convertible when he wasn't there when the
Speaker 1: car was there, and now they can't find the keys.
Speaker 1: And then when he went to go back in the restaurant,
Speaker 1: the doors were closed because it was after closing, and
Speaker 1: it wouldn't anybody else belts back came and he said,
Speaker 1: he's blah blah blah blah blah, and I'm going, please
Speaker 1: pe faster, Please, is me pee faster? Pete, come up.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking to myself, I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1: I got await from this guy. I'm like, oh yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: that's yeah wow who you know, you know when you
Speaker 1: talk to somebody like you know, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So he's trying to start a conversation with you in
Speaker 1: the back and I just want to pee and get outside.
Speaker 1: My wife's outside the bathroom. Well, she went to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: So I'm assuming I have a couple of extra minutes,
Speaker 1: because you know, we we take less time in the
Speaker 1: bathroom traditionally. So I go, oh, hey, dude, good luck, man,
Speaker 1: good luck you call hey man? Yeah, okay. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I hope this dude's not driving because he's a little drunk.
Speaker 1: So I walked to the sinks and I'm washing my
Speaker 1: hands and I hear him go, hey man, let's go.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I tell her to go. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: He goes, dude, I want to go home the night.
Speaker 1: I go, yeah, well, good luck, get in your car.
Speaker 1: And I go back to washing my hands and he goes,
Speaker 1: don't do me like this, come on, motherfucker work. And
Speaker 1: I turn around and he's yelling at his dick. He's
Speaker 1: yelling at his dick and he's yelling. He's apparently that
Speaker 1: he's not coming out. Maybe maybe he was tripping and
Speaker 1: he was talking back to him. No, no, he I
Speaker 1: could hear. He wasn't peeing. I could hear, you know,
Speaker 1: you hear the little noise. He wasn't peeing when I
Speaker 1: was standing there. And then when I walked away, I
Speaker 1: thought he was yelling at me. He's like, dude, I
Speaker 1: want to go home tonight. Don't do me like this
Speaker 1: like that to his penis. And then he come he yelled,
Speaker 1: and he yelled loud. He was come on, motherfucker work.
Speaker 1: Oh god. So I was like, I gotta get out
Speaker 1: of here. So I go outside of my wife's like
Speaker 1: I heard yelling. What's going on? So I said, there's
Speaker 1: a guy yelling at his dick. And she goes, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't you want to know? She just nope, I
Speaker 1: do not want to know. No further question. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I have a question. I know he tried to ask
Speaker 1: your own day, but if you ever yelled at your
Speaker 1: your day, like like to get up, wake up like anything? No, no, No,
Speaker 1: I've never no, I've never yelled at it. I've never
Speaker 1: spoken to it like a person. Like have you ever
Speaker 1: walked out of the bedroom and go like, dude, come on, man,
Speaker 1: I need you here. Nothing like oh no, like a
Speaker 1: pep like a pep talk, Yeah, like like like a
Speaker 1: peen talk, yeah like yeah, like come on, gets wake up, dude,
Speaker 1: Like you know, this guy's getting home with his wife whatever, Like,
Speaker 1: don't wake up, it's probably slap it in the face.
Speaker 1: Wake up. Don't wake up, Come on, motherfucker work. He said, dude,
Speaker 1: I want to go home tonight. Don't do me like this.
Speaker 1: Look right right in right and it's one eye and say,
Speaker 1: don't do me like this. And he threw his arms
Speaker 1: out like he was, you know, looking down. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: the funniest thing. Speaking of cox, can I talk about
Speaker 1: a cockatoo? Uh? Yeah, sure? Three three right after it's
Speaker 1: the boys. I don't want people to jump down my
Speaker 1: fucking throat or anyone's throat for promoting this or playing this. Okay,
Speaker 1: I did this on the Big Show. I talked about this.
Speaker 1: You know, there's this parrot. It's called the Cocky Cockatoo.
Speaker 1: It's a viral video that's going around. And you know
Speaker 1: how parrots, what would parents do? Brodie? That's what that's
Speaker 1: what an expression? You teach them things, right, things, So
Speaker 1: they learned words and phrases and they repeat them over
Speaker 1: and over and over again. So I found this cockatoo
Speaker 1: to be so fucking funny. Listen to this. This is
Speaker 1: you try to would you try to ask your cockatoo? No,
Speaker 1: we're not listen to this guy. This guy. You know,
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's funny. Though, by the way, you're
Speaker 1: telling a story about a cockatoo that talks, and I
Speaker 1: told the story about a guy talking to his cock right,
Speaker 1: go ahead here? What shut up you? Why do I
Speaker 1: have to you? You be quiet? Shut up? Man, shut
Speaker 1: no respect. It's a white I'm your dads. What the
Speaker 1: feather goes up on its head? I love this thing.
Speaker 1: I want this parrot. You said, shut it, shut your mouth,
Speaker 1: shut out, shut your hear you. Okay, anyway, it sounds
Speaker 1: like he's saying, shut up, scary, shut up, scary, shut
Speaker 1: your mouth. I hear you, hear me. Shut up. You
Speaker 1: think you're tough. You shut up? Anyway you get it,
Speaker 1: go shut your mouth, shut up, and go. He'll be quiet.
Speaker 1: So those three phrases he's main things. Okay, So this
Speaker 1: is a situation where a guy who owns a bird
Speaker 1: who he feeds the bird, takes care of the bird,
Speaker 1: trained the bird, loves the bird. He's got a bird. Okay,
Speaker 1: he taught the do the birds some good tricks. Your
Speaker 1: dog gotta sit down, roll over, whatever. Okay, you've got
Speaker 1: to see the comments. Oh I did under this fucking video.
Speaker 1: Oh my, going the bird? You're gonna give the bird
Speaker 1: anxiety all the snow flakes, hold on, hold on, I
Speaker 1: gotta get you, gotta get the snowflake jingle for this one.
Speaker 1: Because people are fucking idiots. Idiots commenters, dude, YouTube TikTok,
Speaker 1: real comment commentators are thread commenters are fucking morons, every
Speaker 1: last one of them. The snowflakes were out. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Not only the anxiety comments. This bird is distressed. It's
Speaker 1: screaming at the top of its lungs to shut up.
Speaker 1: It wants to owner to shut up and be quiet.
Speaker 1: This is awful. Hey, I got news for you. The
Speaker 1: parrot has no fucking clue what it's saying. It mimics sounds.
Speaker 1: It could be anything in the world. It doesn't know
Speaker 1: what shut up means. And have a nice day and
Speaker 1: I want to burger. It doesn't know what any of
Speaker 1: those phrases are. It hears sounds of your voice and
Speaker 1: it repeats them. And my real life, I get the
Speaker 1: parrot trainer here tell me that they actually have feeling
Speaker 1: an emotion attached to it. I think the complaint was
Speaker 1: not that he understands the words. It's that the guy
Speaker 1: was yelling and berating the parrot and they were worried
Speaker 1: that the parrot would get stressed from the yelling. Listen,
Speaker 1: I've met a lot of people who yell in their lives,
Speaker 1: including both of us. That guy could not have been
Speaker 1: more softly spoken. Come on, man, come on, come on,
Speaker 1: come on. He's like he's like a nerdy guy, like
Speaker 1: telling the parrot the parrots yelling. I would worry more
Speaker 1: about the guy being yelled at the parrots yelling at him.
Speaker 1: But to give the parrot, to give the parrot too
Speaker 1: much credit is just fucking ridiculous to think that the
Speaker 1: parrot knows and processes what it's saying. It doesn't know.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just sitting there. And I think it
Speaker 1: was the yelling. I think it was the yelling parts.
Speaker 1: Do parrots yell? Oh there's no dress? Would you rather
Speaker 1: be a parrot or a chicken? Because the chicken's gonna
Speaker 1: end up on a plate, So let the parrot can
Speaker 1: live and gets yelled at. But you know what, Listen,
Speaker 1: I love animals, I do, but everyone has a different
Speaker 1: And I'm not the fending these people, but everyone has
Speaker 1: a different line right of what's acceptable with animals, Like
Speaker 1: some people love the circus and some people like, you
Speaker 1: can't have animals in the circus. Some people love going
Speaker 1: to the zoo, which is educational. It gives you a
Speaker 1: better appreciation for animals. And some people all you're you're
Speaker 1: trapping to animals in a cage. Well you're also the
Speaker 1: flip side is you're keeping the animals and being eaten
Speaker 1: by a lion in the in the forest. Well, thank
Speaker 1: you for that. Brought you on that note. People were
Speaker 1: complaining that I went to the New York Aquarium a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, and you know, and I featured
Speaker 1: that that video on my social They were like, this
Speaker 1: is awful. There's these animals, uh, you know, they're being
Speaker 1: there in captivity. And I'm like, how are people How
Speaker 1: are kids going to learn and get into these trade
Speaker 1: and get into these appreciate and appreciate. Yes, without having
Speaker 1: the educational component of what an aquarium or a zoo
Speaker 1: can bring, they may become the next zoologist that solves
Speaker 1: you know, the world from extent an extinction problem, or
Speaker 1: you know, you could whatever it is. But but what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is you have to teach people and and
Speaker 1: unfortunately there has to be you know, the you know,
Speaker 1: I get it. We want everyone to be full. But
Speaker 1: but but they were like screaming me about that about
Speaker 1: the aquarium. But you can't. You can't own a hamster
Speaker 1: because you might put him in a hamster wheel, but
Speaker 1: you can't. So we got so Sabrina Corpenter was on
Speaker 1: our show, UH singer Sabrina Corpenter, who I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of as a person, as a performer, and she
Speaker 1: said she was She did a video for her new
Speaker 1: song which you can go watch. It's um because I
Speaker 1: Love the Boy I think is the title of it.
Speaker 1: And she said, you know, we got a real line
Speaker 1: in the video and a tiger, real tiger in the video.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's not c G I as I no,
Speaker 1: it's a very well trained tiger. And so somebody texted in,
Speaker 1: you guys are promoting animal cruelty. Animals shouldn't be in
Speaker 1: videos an so so I said, look, I wrote back,
Speaker 1: I said, look, we promote UH anti poaching. You know,
Speaker 1: we don't believe in poaching, offense, f ivory and endangered species,
Speaker 1: and we give money to to to rescue UH dogs
Speaker 1: and cats, and we talked about adopting rescue pets all
Speaker 1: the time. Our line is to respect animals, right, but
Speaker 1: weed hamburgers right. So yeah, everyone has a different line.
Speaker 1: There are vegans, there are vegetarians. There are people who
Speaker 1: like Siegfried and Roy piece out to Roy. Uh but
Speaker 1: and there are some places that that whip animals. Terrible, terrible.
Speaker 1: I don't know how this tiger was was trained. He
Speaker 1: could have been raised from a little little cat to
Speaker 1: be friendly ish and and then walk in the video. Right,
Speaker 1: So are you guys just promoting and get horrible people?
Speaker 1: I said, look, we're not horrible people. We just at
Speaker 1: a different level than you. You might have a leather
Speaker 1: couch and someone might yell at you for having a
Speaker 1: leather couch. There's always somebody who's more extreme. So don't
Speaker 1: act like we're not. We're very good with animals. How
Speaker 1: about this extreme um? You know today, you guys are
Speaker 1: making fun of me because I decided to drive my
Speaker 1: car three blocks to the restaurant instead of walking three
Speaker 1: blocks in nine degree heat humidity with no socks and
Speaker 1: thin shoes on pounding the pavement six blocks. No thanks,
Speaker 1: you know, I took to my car there. I gave
Speaker 1: you my reasons. Well, this person they posted the video,
Speaker 1: this person, and yet Angela Angela's ce. Hey, how about
Speaker 1: thinking about your planet? The planet emoji hashtag shameful, hey,
Speaker 1: scary Jones. Everyone can do a little bit to help
Speaker 1: crying face emoji with the tear coming. Our planet is
Speaker 1: literally burning up around us, and as humans keep thinking
Speaker 1: it's someone else's problem. So because I decided to drive
Speaker 1: my car three blocks, this person feels the need to
Speaker 1: write that on my comment thread because and once again,
Speaker 1: is that really I'm hoping they're half joking. I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe I'm taking this too seriously. But if
Speaker 1: you know, they say that said and jest, you know,
Speaker 1: by the she doesn't know whether or not you have
Speaker 1: an electric car. She doesn't, but you know, I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean you don't. I don't. But look, your car
Speaker 1: doesn't pollute. And uh, if you had taken a taxi
Speaker 1: cab would that have been any better? If you listen,
Speaker 1: If you're in pain, you're out of shape. A person,
Speaker 1: not you, But you're entitled to live your life a
Speaker 1: little bit better technically I'm not. But okay, but I
Speaker 1: don't understand your point. But I'm not. There are there
Speaker 1: are people that that have I don't want to single
Speaker 1: anyone out our slices may have it, but there are
Speaker 1: trucks that spit black smoke into the sky and then
Speaker 1: they have signs on the truck that says fuck the fun,
Speaker 1: the the the environment, whatever. Those people maybe shouldn't spot
Speaker 1: their truck up for three blocks, but you have a
Speaker 1: clean burning car. I in the stand admissions. I get it,
Speaker 1: but leave a person alone for driving three blocks? You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? If you have bad feet, your
Speaker 1: bad like. I gotta be honest with you. I made
Speaker 1: fun of you for doing it. But on the walk
Speaker 1: home on back was hurt a little bit, and then
Speaker 1: it started raining on us. Yes, oh, speaking of rain.
Speaker 1: I gotta call you out because because you listen, anyone
Speaker 1: needs a lift home, I drive them. You've needed lift homes,
Speaker 1: I drive you. We go to things in the city,
Speaker 1: Go Scott, take my car. Drive you back to your house.
Speaker 1: Oh man, pretty appreciate that. No problem, right, I always
Speaker 1: pick you up. On the way into the city, I
Speaker 1: go scared, I gotta pass your house anyway. I'll pick
Speaker 1: you up right right, have I haven't turned you down
Speaker 1: for a ride if you needed it. Never, Hey, bro,
Speaker 1: do you wanna drive? I drive to the met game.
Speaker 1: I'll drive right driving it for you. So today's on Friday, Wednesday,
Speaker 1: we live right, we leave the building. It's a hurricane.
Speaker 1: It's just a downpour like it's a it's a tsunami
Speaker 1: of rain. I know what tsunami isn't rain. I know
Speaker 1: that I'm saying. It's sami rain. A lot of waters
Speaker 1: coming down. The trees look like they're gonna fall over.
Speaker 1: It's craziness. The people from our building are all lined
Speaker 1: up by the doors outside like trying to hide under
Speaker 1: the little lip of the building because either they want
Speaker 1: a vape or they want to smoke in the corner.
Speaker 1: They want to go somewhere, but they're waiting for the
Speaker 1: rain stuff. And it's the strongest rain I've seen in
Speaker 1: a long time. It's a long time. So I have
Speaker 1: to walk to the garage a block and a half
Speaker 1: a block and not a lot, but in this pouring rain,
Speaker 1: when I'm wearing shorts and a T shirt, it's a
Speaker 1: bit much. It was a hundred degrees earlier. So Scary,
Speaker 1: who normally parks in the garage with me, has gotten
Speaker 1: post pandemic lazy and he parks on the street sometimes
Speaker 1: just sometimes right one or two days in WEEKI parks
Speaker 1: on the street where he really shouldn't, right in front
Speaker 1: of the building. Right in front of the building, you
Speaker 1: walk out, there's this cop boom. So he's driving Sam
Speaker 1: home from our show and I go. He goes, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I have a good night. I see tomorrow. So I said, Um,
Speaker 1: I hate to ask, but um, could you just drive
Speaker 1: me the block, like, go around the block to like
Speaker 1: and just drop me off with the garage. I said,
Speaker 1: I'll even because the garage is in the middle of
Speaker 1: the block. I said, if you want, just do the
Speaker 1: wrap around and then drop me off at the corner
Speaker 1: so you can keep going straight to the tunnel. And
Speaker 1: Scary goes, no, man, I'm gonna go straight here and
Speaker 1: go to the other tunnel entrance. He goes, but, but
Speaker 1: there's an umbrella upstairs. If you want it. It's a
Speaker 1: big umbrella. It's a big umbrella. I go, okay, I
Speaker 1: guess that's as good as a lift. And he gets
Speaker 1: in his car and he drives off dry and I go,
Speaker 1: now I have to go back upstairs. I looking through
Speaker 1: a pole crap in the studio for the umbrella. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I get the umbrella. It's a giant umbrella. What's the
Speaker 1: problem with a giant umbrella in a windstorm? It's blowing
Speaker 1: and turning inside out and I'm like pulling it down
Speaker 1: on my head from circumstance on a sunny day. He
Speaker 1: had a circumstance, but it was raining. You call your
Speaker 1: car getting hit the circumstance that you don't know. You
Speaker 1: don't want to kill the environment. That's no, you really
Speaker 1: want to know. You know, there's no excuse there minutes
Speaker 1: try there is an excuse ahead. Yeah, I had to
Speaker 1: take a dump in the worst way. I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta get home right right now, and you walk
Speaker 1: past the bathroom to leave. No, not doing it in
Speaker 1: the building. If I don't have to, I don't do
Speaker 1: it in the building. I don't care. It's like there's
Speaker 1: a there's a toilet in the garage where I parked. No,
Speaker 1: even worse that place because I had to walk in
Speaker 1: the rain because you had to poop. Yeah, I had
Speaker 1: to go. I had to get me out of here.
Speaker 1: Selfish and considerate, son of a I'm not selfish? Are
Speaker 1: in considerate? I had to go. I had to go.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not gonna make it. So those extra
Speaker 1: two minutes could have been the death of me. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying. I would say, you're full of ship, but
Speaker 1: not anymore podcast and I can't. I can't you feel
Speaker 1: free to you know, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Speaker 1: But don't, dude. You know I'm there for you at
Speaker 1: every time. And I appreciate that you give me rides home,
Speaker 1: and I that you go out of your way. And
Speaker 1: I'm appreciative you drive. You've never driven me home, by
Speaker 1: the way, You've never driven me. Oh wait, but yeah,
Speaker 1: you passed my house to get to yours. But I
Speaker 1: live nowhere near where you. I don't have to. I
Speaker 1: drive into the city, I pay for the tolls, the gas,
Speaker 1: and I go. You know what, someday scale pay me back. Nope,
Speaker 1: I have to poop. I can't drive. You go walk
Speaker 1: in the rain. Someday I'll buy you a steak dinner, Yes, someday,
Speaker 1: you know. Speaking of people not being appreciative, I'm driving
Speaker 1: on the main road where all the store, the shopping
Speaker 1: is uh in my general area right like it's the
Speaker 1: it's the it's the it's the main road where like
Speaker 1: there's a best Buy and a Target. Right So I'm
Speaker 1: I'm doing some shopping. It's a Saturday, and you have
Speaker 1: to turn from the main road into this big right
Speaker 1: turn to get into this into this into the parking
Speaker 1: lot where the stores are. And there's a girl, girl
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe she's eighteen twenty. She's crossing the
Speaker 1: road from the little grass area to the others of
Speaker 1: grass area because this grass on both sides of where
Speaker 1: you turn in. And I think she's walking to one
Speaker 1: of the restaurants, because maybe she works in the restaurant.
Speaker 1: I think she had a shirt on from one of
Speaker 1: the restaurants. And I stop mid mid ramp to go
Speaker 1: into the parking lot. I don't have to stop. She's
Speaker 1: not at the crosswalk. I stop. There's a call behind me.
Speaker 1: I wave. I go, you know what you go. You
Speaker 1: look like a nice person, go to work. You go
Speaker 1: in front of me, and she looks straight ahead and
Speaker 1: crosses the street. Never says boo, never waves nothing. So
Speaker 1: I rolled down the window and I said, excuse me.
Speaker 1: Most people would say thank you're a wave, you know
Speaker 1: in that way. She turns around. She goes, fuck you, douche.
Speaker 1: She said that yep, And as she turned her out
Speaker 1: and walked away. So not only did I not get
Speaker 1: to thank you in or the wave that when I tried,
Speaker 1: you know, I look, I understand I was being you know,
Speaker 1: that guy for pointing it out, but maybe somebody should
Speaker 1: point it out. You know. It wasn't like she had
Speaker 1: headphones on and she was like in his zone. She looked,
Speaker 1: she saw I stopped, turned her head, walked straight across
Speaker 1: like your damn right, you're stopping for me. No. No,
Speaker 1: So then I go to Costco and I had to
Speaker 1: do her. I had to do a return at the
Speaker 1: customer service desk and whatever the reason was, I had
Speaker 1: their seat. They were having a problem. They couldn't do
Speaker 1: the return, so I had to call a supervisor or
Speaker 1: to do the return at a at a register off
Speaker 1: to the side, like the supervisor register, like when there's
Speaker 1: a problem. So I go over there and there's a
Speaker 1: guy who his job is to go behind the counter
Speaker 1: and take a shopping cart and load up all the
Speaker 1: returns and go put them back. Okay, So he throws
Speaker 1: them on a on a like a big hand truck
Speaker 1: cart thing loaded up. It's a flat bed with two
Speaker 1: like on each side. It's like, uh, got big big
Speaker 1: handles and behind me is all the abandoned carts from
Speaker 1: people leaving the store and didn't need the carts. So
Speaker 1: he's going past me, and I know the cards are
Speaker 1: behind me. So I go hold on, man, let me
Speaker 1: help you out here, and I move all the shopping
Speaker 1: carts out of his way. I cleared the path. You
Speaker 1: know what he says to me. Nothing. He goes right
Speaker 1: by me. Do do do do and keeps going. Now
Speaker 1: I could have said, you know, sir, most people say
Speaker 1: thank you, But let me point out the difference. He
Speaker 1: was bigger than me, of course, that you're not gonna
Speaker 1: You're not gonna approach him the way you approached her.
Speaker 1: And also I wasn't in my car. I could drive
Speaker 1: exactly by the way. There was a car situation that
Speaker 1: this guy had David Brody written all over him. He
Speaker 1: was at car. He pulled a fucking move man. We
Speaker 1: So I was down the shore with a buddy of
Speaker 1: mine and I guess for some reason, we were moving
Speaker 1: lanes and my friend didn't signal for whatever reason, I
Speaker 1: don't know, because whatever it was, I don't know. He
Speaker 1: just accidentally didn't signal. Okay, accidentally, it was an accident.
Speaker 1: He's signing he's not a dickhead, okay. And then so
Speaker 1: we're sitting in the line of cars in a red light,
Speaker 1: and in our right lane a car pulls up. Here's
Speaker 1: the David Brodie character. Uh, rolls the window down, and
Speaker 1: I looks at me, and I look at him and
Speaker 1: I and I'm on the passenger side of my best
Speaker 1: friend's ride and he's on the drive's seat. Yep. And
Speaker 1: I rolled down and what's up? And he goes, hey,
Speaker 1: he goes, that's a nice car you guys have. He says, yeah.
Speaker 1: My brother goes, yeah, it's a nice to range Rover.
Speaker 1: It's nice. Okay, cool, because wow, I'm really surprised, um,
Speaker 1: you know, uh, for a car that's brand new like that.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's crazy how you the blinkers don't work.
Speaker 1: I mean, you probably should get that. He goes, he
Speaker 1: probably should get that checked out. And I'm looking at
Speaker 1: my friend and I'm like, this motherfucker's toying with us.
Speaker 1: So I figured I go right back and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm like, you know, you know, you know, hey, Brian,
Speaker 1: did you realize your blinkers aren't working? And then he
Speaker 1: I winked at him, you know, and he goes, nah, man,
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, wow, dude, thank you so much for
Speaker 1: telling me. I'm gonna go into the shop and get
Speaker 1: that looked at. This is crazy. And he starts like
Speaker 1: flicking his blinker like trying to, you know, pretending goes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I don't think it's I don't think
Speaker 1: it's working. Oh that's so nice of you. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much, thank you. And then the guy just like
Speaker 1: gives one of these like fucking assholes, rolls up his
Speaker 1: window and just keeps going, I tell you a story,
Speaker 1: but you have to be an asshole. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's something David Brody would do. Yeah, my, but I
Speaker 1: see a range Rover is higher up. You have leverage
Speaker 1: on me exactly. Yeah, he was in a low car.
Speaker 1: See My response if I was in the range Rover
Speaker 1: was would be like, you know what, when you can
Speaker 1: when you drive a car expensive like a range Rover,
Speaker 1: that you don't have to signal. It's only the poor
Speaker 1: people that need to signal facts. Do the Jogato thing
Speaker 1: or not? Not? No, I think we should talk to Joe. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't think we're gonna do it on this episode.
Speaker 1: I think it's funny if we just talk about him.
Speaker 1: I think we should just explain the bit. I think
Speaker 1: I don't think we need Joe to come on, and
Speaker 1: you know, I don't think we do can. I don't
Speaker 1: want to use that chip. I don't want to bother
Speaker 1: the Joe to come on and then he goes. He
Speaker 1: may want to, yeah, but he may he may want
Speaker 1: to comment on this. He may want to say like,
Speaker 1: what the funk are you thinking? Scary? But I don't
Speaker 1: think he would take that angle because he's a good guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he I think I think I think he would.
Speaker 1: I think he absolutely would say that. So I think
Speaker 1: I think we should prepare him. I think we should
Speaker 1: call him and say, hey, would you like to be
Speaker 1: on to discuss this. I wouldn't call him now. So
Speaker 1: then do we not do the story now? No? Do
Speaker 1: the story? Yeah? And then we can. And this is
Speaker 1: not something that I do often. I don't know. You might.
Speaker 1: You might now when I was at once, you think
Speaker 1: it was okay, So then I want you to tell
Speaker 1: yours as well. So when I was in Montreal, and
Speaker 1: we'll make this quick, when I was in Montreal with
Speaker 1: my buddy Danny, we having having the world's not best bagels, Danny,
Speaker 1: any connections any connections having the best fucking bagels. By
Speaker 1: the way, don't fight me on it. The best bagels
Speaker 1: in uh in North America are in um Montreal, not
Speaker 1: New York. So so uh so we were at the
Speaker 1: bar and we were ordering drinks, were talking to each other,
Speaker 1: and then this couple comes up to us because they
Speaker 1: were at the bar, they were going to order, and
Speaker 1: they lean over there like, hey, wait, we detect an
Speaker 1: accent where you guys from. And I'm like, oh, we're
Speaker 1: from New York. And they're like, oh, we knew it.
Speaker 1: And then the guy goes, we love New York. We
Speaker 1: are such fans of New York. We are a huge, impractical,
Speaker 1: impractical joker fans. I'm like, that is the next thing
Speaker 1: that right out of their mouth. I mean it was.
Speaker 1: There was no segue, there was no breath taking. It
Speaker 1: was like it's almost like who thinks of that? Who
Speaker 1: thinks of that? Like usually say New York, you think Empire,
Speaker 1: State Building, you think other things. You think Saturday Night
Speaker 1: Live whatever, or you think of Landmark or what or
Speaker 1: or food, Broadway or Broadway. The very next thing they
Speaker 1: say is, oh, and it's the Impractical Jokers, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: get out so so so stop right there for a second.
Speaker 1: And me and my buddy Danny look at each other
Speaker 1: like that's an odd comment, you know. So so I
Speaker 1: was fascinated, right, I was taken right from the get
Speaker 1: I'm like, I I have a question about that. I
Speaker 1: have a question. So listen, I think the Impractical Joe.
Speaker 1: And I know Joe's not in on the shot on
Speaker 1: the show anymore. We're there from season ten. He's still on,
Speaker 1: so okay, all right, So, and we love the guys,
Speaker 1: all of them, but uh, and they're very talented. But
Speaker 1: if you think, listen, I don't know where you're from
Speaker 1: in the country that you'd go, Canada, I guess is
Speaker 1: not the guns right where the first thing like, there's
Speaker 1: so much, like you said, so much going on in
Speaker 1: New York. Yes, I just don't know if impractically as
Speaker 1: talented as they are. But I was thinking, would you
Speaker 1: think about New Jersey? Would you go, oh, but I
Speaker 1: love bon Jovia, I love you're from New Jersey. I
Speaker 1: love bon Jovi. Would you say that yes? Because I
Speaker 1: think bon Jovi is more sit on and spruce. Springsteen
Speaker 1: and the Sopranos are more spruce, spruce, Springstein, spruce Springstein,
Speaker 1: our Voice, spruce, uh and bon Jovi. I think they're more.
Speaker 1: They're more um, you know, connected. And the first word
Speaker 1: in mind if you're thinking of like the first word
Speaker 1: if you think Long Island, you think Billy Joel. I
Speaker 1: don't mean who knows, absolutely so, but I don't wouldn't
Speaker 1: think in Practical Jokers is the first one I begged
Speaker 1: the question. I said, the streets of New York. That's
Speaker 1: exactly why. Why is that the first thing that you,
Speaker 1: you know, you mentioned. Then they're like, well, the only
Speaker 1: thing we really know about New York is Home Alone
Speaker 1: because they watched Home Alone, the movie Home Alone, which
Speaker 1: is the worldwide smash. Apparently everyone in the world that's
Speaker 1: never been in New York will always point to Home
Speaker 1: Alone as they're what they think about New York because
Speaker 1: that's what they see at that end. And for this
Speaker 1: guy and this couple in Practical Jokers, because they're obsessed
Speaker 1: with the show and they see them filming in you know,
Speaker 1: the streets of New York and Staten Island where they're
Speaker 1: from whatever. So at that juncture, well, it know the
Speaker 1: movie thing like if you're from if you're from a
Speaker 1: small town, right, I was born in a small town,
Speaker 1: thanks John Cougar Mellencamp or John Mellencamp or John Cougar,
Speaker 1: depending on how old you are. If if you're from
Speaker 1: a smaller town, right, or a smaller city and they
Speaker 1: make a movie about that small town, I get where
Speaker 1: you go. Well, the only thing I know about, you know,
Speaker 1: Dubuke is that that Dubuke movie, right, Like right? But
Speaker 1: to say, all I know about New York is home alone.
Speaker 1: New York is arguably the most famous city in the world,
Speaker 1: one of the top couple right, for whatever reason, how
Speaker 1: do you avoid how do you avoid seeing New York
Speaker 1: in hundreds and hundreds of movies on the news? What
Speaker 1: a hold the crime? Uh? You know, We're like like
Speaker 1: the Mayor of New York is always in national figure.
Speaker 1: But whatever the top of mind thing for them was.
Speaker 1: So with that said, I was fascinated by it. So
Speaker 1: what do I do? I say? Well, I said, I'm
Speaker 1: actually we're friends with Joe Gatto and they're like, no way,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, well I am. I know I
Speaker 1: know Joe personally, and I know the guys. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm and the like, no, shut up, prove it,
Speaker 1: prove it. So then it gets into this like literally
Speaker 1: escalated quickly, and I pulled out my phone. By the way,
Speaker 1: but you pulled out your phone. You just said you're
Speaker 1: a big fan of all of the guys in in
Speaker 1: im practical jokers allow them salth q mur and murr. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I I said, I know Joe, and then I showed
Speaker 1: my phone and I said, look, he's in my phone
Speaker 1: and they're like, no, no way, that's a different Joe
Speaker 1: Gatto and I said, no, really, they didn't think that.
Speaker 1: They thought you had another guy named Joe Gaddo. They
Speaker 1: didn't believe it. So they're like, face time him right now. So, okay,
Speaker 1: you can't bother the guys. Well no, I didn't, Well, brody,
Speaker 1: so here's what I did. So I called Joe. I said,
Speaker 1: hold on a set and I walk away and walk
Speaker 1: off and I said, I called Joe, and I'm like, Joe,
Speaker 1: you never hold him, didn't even text him. And I
Speaker 1: called him. I said, Joe, You're never gonna believe this,
Speaker 1: I said, um, half buzzed in Montreal. Believable yeah, because
Speaker 1: I love Montreal. I said, yeah, I said, I'm at
Speaker 1: a bar and word association. I tell these guys I'm
Speaker 1: from this guy and this girl, I'm from New York.
Speaker 1: And the very next thing they say is we love
Speaker 1: in practical jokers. And then it escalated and now they
Speaker 1: don't believe that I know you personally. They want me
Speaker 1: to face time you. So before I can't even finish
Speaker 1: my fucking sentence, Joe, face Time's me. Well what the
Speaker 1: call was still alive and I'm like, oh, here it comes.
Speaker 1: So my buddy Danny Connections actually tapes this whole exchange
Speaker 1: with Joe. And by the way, by the way, for
Speaker 1: for a brief couple of minutes, you were scary Connections.
Speaker 1: So I just made this couple life. They were freaking
Speaker 1: the funk out that I just put them face to
Speaker 1: face with Joe, that's all. And it was a moment.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a bragg art thing. I wasn't trying to
Speaker 1: get anything off of this couple. I wasn't trying to
Speaker 1: get it. They were First of all, they were like
Speaker 1: twenty two years old. I was a doing it. You
Speaker 1: wanted cred, you wanted I don't need cred, dude. You
Speaker 1: could have easily you could have easily gone to your
Speaker 1: Instagram or your Facebook and put up and showed him
Speaker 1: a picture of you with Joe. You and I have
Speaker 1: like ten pictures with Joe. He's on our podcast. Look
Speaker 1: this is my podcast. You face time to him. Joe
Speaker 1: assaulted the earth by the way I FaceTime him. And
Speaker 1: when he faced time me and he's like, let's do it.
Speaker 1: So so that was kind of funny and that was
Speaker 1: cool whatever it was a moment it was. I didn't
Speaker 1: give out Joe's number, dick. So but I've I've been
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say victim, but I've been on the receiving
Speaker 1: end of this several times where people were drunk in
Speaker 1: a bar somewhere and my name somehow came up the
Speaker 1: radio station and my friends fucking face time to me
Speaker 1: like boom and didn't give me any fucking heads up,
Speaker 1: and they're like, scary, You're still fucking bother my phone
Speaker 1: Because I do it. I do it every time with love,
Speaker 1: because one day someone no one's gonna ask for that
Speaker 1: or care, so I do it now while people still
Speaker 1: do When anyway, who was the person that you did
Speaker 1: that for? And by the way, that was the one
Speaker 1: and only time I've ever done that ship ever. I've
Speaker 1: never done it ever before I saw I've done it
Speaker 1: twice with the same celebrity, Enrique Glasiers Get out you
Speaker 1: bothered Enrique. Yeah, so my dental hygienist loves loves, loves
Speaker 1: loves Enrique glass And and you know she heard him
Speaker 1: on the show and I said, yeah, we're very friendly.
Speaker 1: This was back when Enrique was banging out pop hits
Speaker 1: like crazy, and we would have him on like every
Speaker 1: six months, every time in a new single, we had
Speaker 1: him on. And Froggy's good friends with him, right, So
Speaker 1: I I have his number, So I said, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got I have his number. She's like, oh, oh my god.
Speaker 1: She wanted to touch my phone because I had the phone.
Speaker 1: So I so, I said, I said, um, I said, look,
Speaker 1: I he's just like I would die to just talk
Speaker 1: to him. I just stuck go stu. I said, well,
Speaker 1: I you know I I so I I called him.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, Enrique's uh I start to bother you.
Speaker 1: It's David Brody, you know the guy, the guy who
Speaker 1: sort of know from Elvis show. Yeah, yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: even know him. That well, no, no, I know he
Speaker 1: knows who I am. I I know he knows who
Speaker 1: you are. But right and he knew, he goes, he
Speaker 1: knows who I am. But I'm not gonna sucking you
Speaker 1: get on phase time with her, you know, so he said,
Speaker 1: he said to me, Goes Brody, what's up? What do
Speaker 1: you need? Man? What do you need? I said, well,
Speaker 1: I my my uh you know my uh teeth woman.
Speaker 1: When I when I say, she's my high jenis the
Speaker 1: dental high genis she huge fans, She loves you, You're
Speaker 1: her whole pass. You know, she's she's just fun and
Speaker 1: she's just thinks the world of you. And and uh, oh,
Speaker 1: well anytime you want let me know. How about right now?
Speaker 1: He goes, put her on. So I I put her on.
Speaker 1: I put her on the phone. And then he said
Speaker 1: to he goes, Oh, he had to had a long
Speaker 1: conversation with her. He says, listen, next time I'm in
Speaker 1: foro Elvis, you come up and see me, you come visit,
Speaker 1: so you get so so she texted me right away.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, my god. So next
Speaker 1: time he came up, I brought her up and you
Speaker 1: met her and uh and she met him and he
Speaker 1: was over. Oh. I had a great compensation. He was
Speaker 1: really nice, really nice. But the thing is, like, you know, Enrique,
Speaker 1: I mean like a Lady Gaga. We know her, she
Speaker 1: knows us. Yes, I'm not gonna sucking bother her somehow,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, that's not Joe Gatta.
Speaker 1: We can do that because we're kind of next level friends,
Speaker 1: right well, like Enrique I had, I had. I felt
Speaker 1: like I could do that. We were on that level
Speaker 1: with Rique. Now with Joe I know, I know Joe
Speaker 1: twenty years No, within Rique, though, you you were not
Speaker 1: on that level, you know, but he did it anyway.
Speaker 1: I took a chance. Okay, all right, right, Actually I
Speaker 1: asked Froggy when he thought. Froggy was like no, he'd
Speaker 1: be okay with it. All right, okay, so we got
Speaker 1: all right back. Um, I want to play a video
Speaker 1: on TikTok if I might, If you don't mind, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna play the audio for you. Very funny video, very
Speaker 1: funny video. Um. Now, this is this guy did something
Speaker 1: scary that you have always complained about, You've always bitched about, right,
Speaker 1: and that do we talk about this? Last week? I
Speaker 1: think we talked about this. We did this all right,
Speaker 1: the audio. I want to play the audio. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: talking about me wearing a Jimi Hendrick shirt, right and
Speaker 1: not really knowing Jimi Hendrick songs. So I didn't know
Speaker 1: Jimi Hendrick song and I just didn't know them in
Speaker 1: the moment. Yeah, okay, So this video is great. He
Speaker 1: goes up to people in rock shirts and asks them
Speaker 1: to name three songs. Well, this is brilliant. By the way,
Speaker 1: I did see this. He has, he has a whole
Speaker 1: series of these. Yeah, so here it is, here we go,
Speaker 1: there we go. Can you name three Kiss songs? Can
Speaker 1: you name three Sublime songs? Can you name three led
Speaker 1: Zeppelin songs? And they're all wearing those shirts. Can you
Speaker 1: name three Rolling Stones songs in three c DC songs? Um? Uh?
Speaker 1: Can name three Rolling Stones songs? I don't And he
Speaker 1: named three a c DC songs? Now, okay, can you
Speaker 1: name three Ice Cube songs? Bat Man? Can you name
Speaker 1: three Black Sabbath songs? All a dude, master reality, there's Sabbath,
Speaker 1: Bloody Sabbath. All right, So this guy stole my bit.
Speaker 1: He's very funny though. He's the nine th the ninth
Speaker 1: inning at the ninth inning. Very funny, but it just
Speaker 1: goes to show you scary. You're in good, You're in good,
Speaker 1: awful company. At least I'm better. At least I can
Speaker 1: name those fucking songs. Okay, the biggest Hendrick song. But
Speaker 1: I'm I am a fan of lavender and that's the
Speaker 1: color of the shirt, and I'll continue to wear it,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. It goes with a lot of
Speaker 1: my outfits. I've got a lot of compliments on it.
Speaker 1: I did, I did want to talk about one of
Speaker 1: the dispute that you and I have have ad um Jay.
Speaker 1: I want to read this correctly. Jay screen name on Instagram.
Speaker 1: She's the Dreamer. So Jay is a woman, She's the dreamer.
Speaker 1: She sent me a picture of brown soup with the
Speaker 1: matster ball in it and dil all over it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and and she said, oh no, that looks like dil
Speaker 1: and send me the picture. Now. I clicked on it
Speaker 1: because somebody had posted it. She wanted me to see it,
Speaker 1: so it was posted by Phil Rosenthal. If you don't
Speaker 1: know Phil Rosenthal is he's a comedy writer. He created
Speaker 1: Everybody Loves Raymond, a lot of other comedy shows, a
Speaker 1: lot of movies. He's a famous comedy writer that I
Speaker 1: happened to be a fan of. So I deemed him
Speaker 1: because he said, this is the best mats of Baal
Speaker 1: soup ever, and it clearly had Dilan it. So I said, uh,
Speaker 1: so I idem them. I go, hey, man, uh, I
Speaker 1: love your work. Congrats at a success. Whatever I said,
Speaker 1: I gotta I got. I say that soup does not
Speaker 1: look good. It's got Dylan it. It's I said, it's
Speaker 1: not the best soup in the world. It's not better
Speaker 1: than my mother's and my grandmother's Matsial soup. And so
Speaker 1: he said, actually it's fantastic. Now. What I didn't know
Speaker 1: at the time was, uh, Phil Rosenthal hosts a cooking show,
Speaker 1: like not a cooking show, like a taste show when
Speaker 1: he travels around the world tasting stuff. So clearly he's
Speaker 1: more into food than I am. So he says, oh,
Speaker 1: that's the soup at Birdie Gees in California. He says,
Speaker 1: I like dil was my mom's favorite thing, no jokes.
Speaker 1: She loved it so much she we threw dil in
Speaker 1: her casket at a funeral. Oh my god, and in
Speaker 1: the dirt like they threw it in the dirt at
Speaker 1: a funeral where they're bearing her. That's how much Phil
Speaker 1: Rosenthal likes dil. So it's from he said, you gotta
Speaker 1: go to Bertie b I R D I e Bertie
Speaker 1: and the g apostrophe as Bertie ges for the best
Speaker 1: mats of all soup. And on the menu it says
Speaker 1: MATSI bal soup carrot me so, which is the soup
Speaker 1: carrot like carrots in it. It says on the menu
Speaker 1: lots of dil. Of course, that's my kind of place.
Speaker 1: And Rachel's chicken bra love it. Bring it on because
Speaker 1: dill belongs in those foods traditionally. No, no, it's an
Speaker 1: either or and it sucks. But so I said, I
Speaker 1: said to to Phil, I said, listen, Phil, if you
Speaker 1: ever need a comedy writer to work with you from
Speaker 1: Brooklyn who sort of reminds people of Larry David but
Speaker 1: also hates dil, I'm your guy. And he wrote back
Speaker 1: for hilarious. I'll keep that in mind so I may
Speaker 1: get a writing job someday out of my hatred for dil.
Speaker 1: But I wanted to thank Jay for sending me that
Speaker 1: and Phil for being a good sport. When I insulted
Speaker 1: his mother. Basically, I said, still sucks o my mother.
Speaker 1: I loved dil so much that we threw it into
Speaker 1: the funerals. I'm sorry. There goes my career in Hollywood exactly.
Speaker 1: That goes to my career. Hey, Bertie, by the way,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this question. This is something I've
Speaker 1: been wanting out. Okay, I know the answer already, but
Speaker 1: I want you to want you to say it out loud.
Speaker 1: Whenever I want to get into a hot restaurant, or
Speaker 1: get past the line in a club, or do something,
Speaker 1: we'll drop Elvis's name, well, yours I dropped usually the
Speaker 1: name of the show, and me right right, Elvis's name
Speaker 1: and yours right, okay. And I always get be rated
Speaker 1: for it. I always get oh my god, chastised, especially
Speaker 1: when you're in a drive through. I'll do it in
Speaker 1: a drive through, asshole. So so here's here's an example.
Speaker 1: I was at I was out in Uh, let's just
Speaker 1: say I was just trying to get into a club. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't want to give out anything. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll give it out. The guy's name, that's all. The doorman,
Speaker 1: the door dude, the door kid, that's what's his name?
Speaker 1: Tofur No, his name is tofur you. Uh so, I
Speaker 1: it's a tough door. It's tough to get in it.
Speaker 1: You need to kind of like even though you know
Speaker 1: tofur No, I don't know tofur okaylfor is the third
Speaker 1: party here? Tofer is the door person I'm gonna end
Speaker 1: up talking to and in a minute. So a buddy
Speaker 1: of mine said, look, you know, i'd work part time
Speaker 1: security there and people know me. I get tables of
Speaker 1: my bottles. Um, that's the guy. Because I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: there and I'm gonna go in at like a certain time,
Speaker 1: and you're coming in after me. Anyway, I'm gonna let
Speaker 1: them know at the door that you're coming and it
Speaker 1: will be no problem to get in. So me and
Speaker 1: Danny connection, was it? Danny and my buddy Briant was
Speaker 1: my buddy Brian? Yeah, Brian, Brian who doesn't signal Brian
Speaker 1: rho doesn't signal jets keep Brian. We call him jet
Speaker 1: KEI Brian because as opposed to as as opposed to
Speaker 1: toilet Brian, who's who falls asleep on the toilet, This
Speaker 1: is jet skey Brian, jets keep Brian and I were
Speaker 1: headed out to this spot, and so my my, my
Speaker 1: buddy gets there ahead of me, tells the door guy
Speaker 1: to Fur that I'm coming, and he's like, oh cool, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's great, Yeah, scary, yeah whatever, blah blah blah. So
Speaker 1: now fast forward to the point where there's a bunch
Speaker 1: of people outside and there's not letting anyone in and
Speaker 1: there's a fucking rope there, and I hate that. I
Speaker 1: hate that. I grow less and less patient with situations
Speaker 1: like that every single day. But um, I woke up,
Speaker 1: get get the guy's uh attention. I'm like, Hi, I'm
Speaker 1: looking for to Fur, you know. And they got a
Speaker 1: popped collar, you know, like sunglasses, probably wearing ax bodies
Speaker 1: pray whatever, you know, the type, and and uh it's like,
Speaker 1: who's asking? Well, I said, well, I said, um. Adam
Speaker 1: said that you would again people around me too, so
Speaker 1: I didn't want to talk too loudly or throw my
Speaker 1: weight around, so to speak. I said. I. I said, well, well,
Speaker 1: you know, you know my boy at dam right, He goes, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm Tofur. What's up? Adam texted. Adam said that I
Speaker 1: was coming through with a bunch of people. Um did
Speaker 1: you talk to Adam. Who's Adam? I said, okay, I said, uh,
Speaker 1: Who's Who's Johnny said Adam. Adam. He kind of works
Speaker 1: security part time here. He also does a lot of
Speaker 1: you know, promotions and stuff. He was actually here a
Speaker 1: half hour ago, he said, he spoke to you about me,
Speaker 1: and uh, in fact, um, he was like, because I
Speaker 1: don't know what, I know a lot of Adams. So
Speaker 1: he started getting flippant with me. So he has a
Speaker 1: lot of he knows a lot of Adams who just
Speaker 1: spoke to him about you. Well, that's the thing that
Speaker 1: he's I know a lot of Adams. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: but obviously I'm giving you a specific scenario. A dude
Speaker 1: who walked in a half hour ago named Adam who
Speaker 1: you know, talk to you about me coming in and
Speaker 1: he doesn't remember. He has amnesia, this dude. So I
Speaker 1: pulled out my phone and I said, look, here's the
Speaker 1: explain Here's here's the text exchange between me and Adam said,
Speaker 1: see to fer at the door, Tolfor is gonna hook
Speaker 1: it up, tolf We'll let you through. So and he
Speaker 1: looks at it. He looks at me and he goes, well,
Speaker 1: who are you, and then of course I was forced
Speaker 1: to say, well, my name is Scary Jones and from
Speaker 1: the Elvis de Rancho and he goes, he lifts the
Speaker 1: rope immediately. He goes, well, why didn't you leave with that?
Speaker 1: And I said, I said, because I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: be humble. You know, I don't want to be I
Speaker 1: don't want to like like throw my name in your face, like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm Scary Jones. Let me in. I said, the fact
Speaker 1: of the matter is my dude connected me with you
Speaker 1: and and said it was gonna be all good. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Why do I have to throw my name around?
Speaker 1: He goes, this is the Hampton's dude. He goes, you
Speaker 1: gotta say who you are. He goes, you gotta lead
Speaker 1: with the don't bury the lead, and he laughed and
Speaker 1: he let me in. But the thing is, see, he
Speaker 1: wanted me to be just to match the obnoxious yea,
Speaker 1: but I can't do that. That's not who I am.
Speaker 1: It really is not who is. It's absolutely who you are.
Speaker 1: So I just jumped in Scary Jones from the elves
Speaker 1: Duran Morning Show and the worldwide Brooklyn Boys podcast. He can't.
Speaker 1: I hate doing it. I didn't Brooklyn Boys podcast now
Speaker 1: here was an example of me trying to downplay who
Speaker 1: I was, and it got me into a tangled mess
Speaker 1: where it's like a what who huh what? Whereas if
Speaker 1: I just would have said who I was, stated my
Speaker 1: name and my affiliation, he would have immediately let me in.
Speaker 1: But imagine that, Imagine that. Wow, wow, Well you'll know
Speaker 1: for next time not to be uh, not a douche.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be the screet. I can't believe
Speaker 1: I've been the screet. I can't. I did it in
Speaker 1: this case, I was, and and it it actually worked
Speaker 1: against me for a couple of minutes. Well, let lesson learned.
Speaker 1: Never be b b be. I gotta be me at
Speaker 1: all times. I got a Scamboni audio to play. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll do audio next, but can we do the Scamboni's.
Speaker 1: Let's do the Scamboni right here? Did I tell you
Speaker 1: the story I may have? I don't even tell you
Speaker 1: hit it what we got Brodie? Okay? Did I tell
Speaker 1: you last week about malware bites that I downloaded software
Speaker 1: and they charged me for it? No? I thought I did. Well?
Speaker 1: If I if I there's an update, so if I
Speaker 1: didn't mention less we I apologize. So malware bites is
Speaker 1: a anti spam, anti virus software you can download now.
Speaker 1: For like twenty years, it's been free, but recently it's
Speaker 1: not free. But you get a fourteen day trial. Cancel anytime.
Speaker 1: Right after fourteen days, they lock it and they have
Speaker 1: to use your credit card, but you don't have to
Speaker 1: give your credit card for the fourteen day trial. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I thought I had a virus on my computer.
Speaker 1: I thought I did so because it was it was
Speaker 1: it kept I know what it was. It was a
Speaker 1: browser hacker, a hack. So when I would hit Google
Speaker 1: and enter, it would go to a website. So I
Speaker 1: had to had to eliminate this particular browser hacker, a
Speaker 1: browser hack from my browser that was redirecting me. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I downloaded malware bites it, found it, found the problem,
Speaker 1: immediately deleted it. It was a plug in I had
Speaker 1: downloaded for my browser. Found it immediately, great, no problem,
Speaker 1: and I'm using it fourteen day free trial. Around the
Speaker 1: six or seventh day of my fourteen day free trial,
Speaker 1: I happened to look at my bank statement, my debit
Speaker 1: cards statement, you know, my bank by checking account and
Speaker 1: it says malware Bites sixty three dollars. I know, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? I didn't give them my credit card? What what? So?
Speaker 1: I email email malware Bites and I said, hey, you
Speaker 1: guys charge me for well, what's the what's the invoice number?
Speaker 1: Because I explained the whole story, by the way, didn't
Speaker 1: I'm I'm shortening it now, But I tell them the
Speaker 1: whole story that I just told you, I said, so,
Speaker 1: I wrote back, I go, there is no order number
Speaker 1: because I didn't order it. You guys charged my cards somehow,
Speaker 1: and they're a BacT. No, we don't you we don't
Speaker 1: ask your credit card for a fourteen day trial. I
Speaker 1: go back and go, okay, again, I didn't say I
Speaker 1: gave you my credit card. What I am saying is
Speaker 1: I downloaded your free software and six days later you
Speaker 1: charged me for two years subscription. Well, if you want
Speaker 1: to cancel, then you have to give an I go, no, no,
Speaker 1: not look going to cancel my subscription. I never made
Speaker 1: I never made a subscription. I never made a subscription,
Speaker 1: said right back again, can you give us the last
Speaker 1: four digits off your credit card and the day of
Speaker 1: the transaction, and the screenshot of your bank statement like so,
Speaker 1: so I cropped the bank picture, so I don't there's
Speaker 1: no information for them. I give them the last four
Speaker 1: digits because that's common, no problem, and I give them
Speaker 1: the date of the transaction. They right back, Uh, we
Speaker 1: don't see anything on that date. I don't care if
Speaker 1: you see anything that date. You clear malware bites, charged
Speaker 1: me a two year subscription rate. Just give me my
Speaker 1: money back. Uh, we don't have a record of that.
Speaker 1: But you charge me well uh and then they want
Speaker 1: me back. Well, we spoke to our our fraud team.
Speaker 1: They need the first four digits off your credit card also.
Speaker 1: So I said, no way by giving you my force
Speaker 1: four when I already gave you my last four because
Speaker 1: you already's charged my credit card. There's something wrong here.
Speaker 1: Give me back my money. I gave you everything you wanted.
Speaker 1: I want my money back. So I called my bank
Speaker 1: and I said, can I dispute the charge? By the
Speaker 1: way they look on the card to see if the
Speaker 1: card was physically charged, I don't know what you mean
Speaker 1: by physically charged. If your car was card was did
Speaker 1: you mat did you crush? Did you cross check the
Speaker 1: transaction on your credit card statement? I don't know what
Speaker 1: you're saying. It's a debit card. There is no credit card.
Speaker 1: Every time, every time you make a transaction, it appears
Speaker 1: on the ledger of your of your card. No, it
Speaker 1: appears on the let. In my day, in my bank,
Speaker 1: it's on the let says it says it my card.
Speaker 1: Because I thought they were trying to scam you out
Speaker 1: of money right there. Now, they weren't taking my money.
Speaker 1: It was a credit card charge or debit charge to
Speaker 1: my college. Legitimate charge. Okay, well it was an illegitimate charge.
Speaker 1: Confirmed charge though, Uh yeah, so um uh so. So
Speaker 1: I I back and foot back and forth. So my
Speaker 1: bank says, will dispute the charge, will investigate it. And
Speaker 1: five days later they offered me. They give me a
Speaker 1: provisional credit. So they credit me the money, but they said,
Speaker 1: we're gonna investigate, and if they say they that they
Speaker 1: that you bought the software, we're gonna take back your charge.
Speaker 1: So two weeks go by and my I called my
Speaker 1: bank and they go, we're still investigating. I go, I
Speaker 1: need to know if that money's might or not. What
Speaker 1: if I only have like sixty bucks left in my
Speaker 1: account and you take back my credit and I overdraft,
Speaker 1: like I got to know what the status is in
Speaker 1: my money. Well, we haven't heard back from the company yet,
Speaker 1: why would you? They give me the fun run around.
Speaker 1: So finally malware Bites sends me a survey. How how
Speaker 1: what is your thoughts? Are you satisfied or unsatisfied with
Speaker 1: the customer service? We'd like to do it quick. So
Speaker 1: I do it all right back. I'm very unsatisfied. They
Speaker 1: write me back, how can we help you? I go,
Speaker 1: look at the thread, look at my case number. I
Speaker 1: want my money back. I felt like the guy who
Speaker 1: wants it to dollar bill back and like two dollars right, okay,
Speaker 1: So I said, Sidy, go, oh, you know what, we
Speaker 1: don't handle our credit card transactions. That's a company called
Speaker 1: like too Close or to to outlook to someone with
Speaker 1: a two on it, right, So we're copying them to
Speaker 1: this email chain. So I write it back and I go, hey,
Speaker 1: both companies, one of you owes me my money. This
Speaker 1: is the story again, look at the look at the
Speaker 1: conversation feed. So the other company writes back, thank you
Speaker 1: for asking for inquiring, and we can't find any purchase,
Speaker 1: but thank you so much, and please fill out a
Speaker 1: survey on how you liked our customer service? What what
Speaker 1: You didn't give me any customer service. You wrote back
Speaker 1: and said, well, we don't see it. Thanks do a survey.
Speaker 1: So I sited it again and go. So they wrote back,
Speaker 1: we need the first four digit you got a card
Speaker 1: and go. That is not gonna fucking happen. You're not
Speaker 1: getting any more information from me. You got my last
Speaker 1: four digits, the data, the transaction and the amount, and
Speaker 1: a screenshot from my bank statement. So they wrote back,
Speaker 1: and they go, will will, We will continue to investigate.
Speaker 1: We'll be back to you in within two days. Today, Scary,
Speaker 1: they wrote me back and they said, um, we have
Speaker 1: not heard back from you. Therefore we are closing the case.
Speaker 1: Please fill out a brief survey. What the far? So
Speaker 1: I'm saving it all up and Monday morning, I'm voting
Speaker 1: all those emails to my bank and they can look
Speaker 1: at it and they can suck it. They can suck it.
Speaker 1: So fuck you malware bites, fuck you hardcast with body
Speaker 1: and scary some sound. I got some sound, you got sound,
Speaker 1: we got sound? Uh, and then we gotta get out
Speaker 1: of here, so go for it. No, you're tell me
Speaker 1: what clips are that's you know how we okay? Well,
Speaker 1: we have three clips for you. I got the spoiler
Speaker 1: What about all the ones from last week? Uh that
Speaker 1: he didn't play? Actually we did play them. I lied.
Speaker 1: No you didn't. Let me Let me look at me,
Speaker 1: let me look at the list. Yes we did. I
Speaker 1: got Okay, I got the I got I got three
Speaker 1: clips for you today, we got you play. Did you play? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you played a spoiler alert? Come on, that's what we're so.
Speaker 1: First of all, most people say spoiler alert when they
Speaker 1: mean spoiler. Right. Spoiler alert means I'm about to give
Speaker 1: you a spoil a spoiler. I'm about to go spoiler
Speaker 1: alert like turn off your TVs. Joe dies in the movie. Right,
Speaker 1: you say spoiler alert first, but people go, oh, that
Speaker 1: guy ruined the movie for me. He gave me for
Speaker 1: spoiler alerts. No, he gave his spoilers. There's a difference.
Speaker 1: But that's not the bitch. But whatever the case is.
Speaker 1: When you say spoiler alert and what part of the
Speaker 1: story should just say it before you anything? Right? This
Speaker 1: spoiler alert, what I'm about to say, He's gonna ruin
Speaker 1: it for you. This guy is talking about an athlete
Speaker 1: at the Major League Baseball Draft, and he's showing a
Speaker 1: clip of the guy rounding the bases hitting an inside
Speaker 1: the park home run. Listen to the clip. Now here
Speaker 1: a few months of video. Does the report for me?
Speaker 1: Here's an inside the park homer spoiler alert and he
Speaker 1: gets flying around second base spoiler alert. Yeah. Afterwards, after
Speaker 1: the after he says inside the park homer. So he
Speaker 1: gave you the action. You know what happened the conclusion first,
Speaker 1: and then he's a spoiler alert. This video is gonna
Speaker 1: show you what I'm talking about. He's gonna hit it
Speaker 1: inside the park home run spoiler alert. Video does the
Speaker 1: report for me. Here's an inside the park homer spoiler alert.
Speaker 1: Oh god, idiot, Hey, I'm about to punch you. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm a punch in face. Okay, can you play to fungus? Now?
Speaker 1: This clip is another example of people not in the
Speaker 1: same room and completely in congress. So normally when you
Speaker 1: hear commercial like this, the kid will be like, dad,
Speaker 1: you're you shouldn't wear socks with sandals and the dad
Speaker 1: will go, but honey, I like him. Right, He'll address
Speaker 1: the kid. Okay, this is a commercial with toe fungus.
Speaker 1: Listen to the kid and listen how the father has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with the kid. In the commercial, Go ahead,
Speaker 1: Oh dad, why are toenails so ugly and yellow? Hey?
Speaker 1: It's James. And if you're like me and suffer from
Speaker 1: toni el fungus, please take at that. She says, dad,
Speaker 1: why are toes so gross and yucky? Whatever? And he says, Hi,
Speaker 1: this is James, so ugly and yellow? Hey, it's James.
Speaker 1: And if you're like me and suffer from toni el fungus, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. One has nothing. First of all, we don't
Speaker 1: know if she's addressing the guy we're talking about. If
Speaker 1: he just reminded him to tell say okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: ignore you and talk about my toe fungus problem to
Speaker 1: this audience over here, like he totally yeah. The non
Speaker 1: sequiturs and right, or is he introducing himsel as James
Speaker 1: to his daughter dad, you want you TODs ugly? Hi, honey,
Speaker 1: I'm James. That's terrible. Who writes this ship? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Play one more time, imagining he's talking to her dad,
Speaker 1: why are toails so yellow? Hey it's James. I know
Speaker 1: your name is you're my father? He also suffers from
Speaker 1: a d d Okay, Yellow, Hey, it's James. And if
Speaker 1: you're like fun this little bitch, I'm gonna talk to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: five people over here, all right, So before I play
Speaker 1: this last clip, we're gonna end the podcast on this clip.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a little bit long, it's like forty
Speaker 1: five seconds. But I was listening with my kids in
Speaker 1: the car to TikTok Radio, which is a channel on
Speaker 1: Sirius x M that plays songs that are on TikTok. Right,
Speaker 1: some of them are some of them are twenty seconds long,
Speaker 1: others are three minutes. But the d d j's are
Speaker 1: like twelve years old. They're not ready to be professional DJs,
Speaker 1: but they got kids who must like TikTok and they
Speaker 1: have made him DJs. So this guy, you'll hear, he's okay,
Speaker 1: he's talking about somebody told him that in a certain
Speaker 1: part of the world that when you have house guests,
Speaker 1: you don't offer them food. Okay, Then if he found
Speaker 1: it strange, Now in America, people come over, you feed them, right, Hey,
Speaker 1: come on house, I'll give you some snacks, come over
Speaker 1: to dinner. His point was that's that he heard something.
Speaker 1: But this guy can't put two thoughts together and he's
Speaker 1: upset about something, beats it to death and I'm sorry
Speaker 1: in advance, but I wanted to share this with you.
Speaker 1: I am sorry play this kid talking about this thing,
Speaker 1: and let me preface it by saying this. These tracks,
Speaker 1: these tracks also are They're not live, so it's not
Speaker 1: like he fucked up and he had to continue on.
Speaker 1: These are what we call voice tracks, so he had
Speaker 1: a chance. They record them first and before they placed
Speaker 1: them in the playlist for to air on the radio.
Speaker 1: He had a chance to rewind it, think about it,
Speaker 1: and maybe redo it. But they to There are kids
Speaker 1: that work at college radio stations, nothing but respects, scary
Speaker 1: work to the college radio station, and you sound like
Speaker 1: your eighteen nineteen and your co sky gets paid to
Speaker 1: be on the radio. Now, look, maybe people listening to
Speaker 1: the radio don't know not going over his work. This
Speaker 1: is gonna bother the funk out of me because he
Speaker 1: could have. Because to me, if I would have recorded
Speaker 1: that and listen back to it before I inserted into
Speaker 1: the playlist for the station to air, I would be like,
Speaker 1: that didn't make any sense. But I'm gonna do that
Speaker 1: over again. You you achieve you you strive for greatness
Speaker 1: and when you're on the tape, Well, we're doing this,
Speaker 1: by the way, we were doing this podcast with like
Speaker 1: live what's called live to tape. It's not tape, but
Speaker 1: the point is stopping and stopping and starting. We're not rethinking,
Speaker 1: we're just doing it. Okay, so we funk up, we
Speaker 1: sunk up. But this dude had a chance. Okay, I
Speaker 1: didn't even hear the clip yet. I can't play the clipped.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Is going crazy right now because apparently in
Speaker 1: Swedish culture, like in Sweden, it's not particularly it's kind
Speaker 1: of not it's just normal to not feed your guests.
Speaker 1: Like a lot of Reddit posts blowing up, and people
Speaker 1: are posting on fake talk of just like people doing
Speaker 1: their experiences and like they're like they would go to
Speaker 1: their friend's house and when they eat dinner, they tell
Speaker 1: you just like to wait in the room, like they
Speaker 1: don't invite you to dinner or or to breakfast. Like
Speaker 1: someone else says like, oh, I woke up for breakfast
Speaker 1: and I went downstairs and their friend was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll be right with you. I'm eating breakfast with my family,
Speaker 1: Like no invite. And then apparently it's like super normal
Speaker 1: to um be doing that. So if you're from Sweden,
Speaker 1: let me know that's true or not. It's Bill Talk
Speaker 1: Radio Breakfast. Oh my god, I think I'm dumber. I'm
Speaker 1: dumber for having heard that. Can you just play the
Speaker 1: first like ten seconds where he's just trying to get going.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know where to begin with this, Like,
Speaker 1: what the fun is it? What did he say? You know,
Speaker 1: this kind of thing is blown up. It's sort of
Speaker 1: blown up. It's kind of it's was blown up on Twitter,
Speaker 1: red up, put reddit post on Reddit, everything's blown up.
Speaker 1: So play the first just to get the red going
Speaker 1: crazy right now, because apparently in Swedish culture, like in Sweden,
Speaker 1: it's not particularly it's kind of not it's just normal
Speaker 1: to not feed your guests, like okay. So so he's
Speaker 1: trying on TikTok. It's TikTok blowing up at any point
Speaker 1: in the best two weeks. Not blowing up, blowing up
Speaker 1: people talking about Swedish culture. No blowing up, blowing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: red and and the Reddit post that he started. First
Speaker 1: of all, I'm trying to dissect what his point was.
Speaker 1: So so he's trying to say that in Swedish culture
Speaker 1: it's common to have company and you don't feed them,
Speaker 1: or you don't offer them, you don't offer them anything, right,
Speaker 1: or sit down to dinner while your guests are in
Speaker 1: the living room and you eat dinner and ignore them. Right, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but what what But that's a three second thing. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's it's Billy on the radio. I'm hearing. I'm seeing
Speaker 1: on social media that if you live in Sweden you
Speaker 1: don't feed your guests and you have a meal and
Speaker 1: ignore them. That's crazy. You're done is going crazy right
Speaker 1: now because apparently in Swedish culture, like in Sweden, it's
Speaker 1: not particularly it's kind of not it's just normal to
Speaker 1: not feed your guests. Like a lot of Reddit posts
Speaker 1: blowing up, and people are posting on TikTok of just
Speaker 1: like people doing their experiences. I'm like, they're like they
Speaker 1: would go to their friend's house and when they eat dinner,
Speaker 1: they tell you just like to wait in the room,
Speaker 1: like they don't invite you to dinner or to breakfast.
Speaker 1: Like someone else says, I will go presis and I
Speaker 1: went downstairs and their friend was like, oh, I'll be
Speaker 1: right with you. I'm eating breakfast with my family, like
Speaker 1: no invite, and then apparently it's like super normal to
Speaker 1: um be doing that. So if you're from Sweden, let
Speaker 1: me know that's true or not. It's me billy radio. Yeah, okay, um,
Speaker 1: I guess I get that. I'm gonna say I guess
Speaker 1: he kept thematically. He kept with the same idea. It
Speaker 1: was an interesting idea thing. But yeah, he and he
Speaker 1: hadn't It had no ending to him, right. I don't
Speaker 1: want to critic he's probably a teenager. The point is
Speaker 1: he probably could have articulated that in about even if
Speaker 1: he wanted to expand on it, maybe twenty seconds. You know,
Speaker 1: how would you have done that? David Brodye, I just
Speaker 1: did it a minute ago. Are you listening? I said no,
Speaker 1: if you're talking about it, if you're being conversational, hey,
Speaker 1: it's Brody on the radio. I was on TikTok yesterday
Speaker 1: and I saw a couple of videos about people in Sweden.
Speaker 1: I didn't know this. If you live in Sweden and
Speaker 1: you have people over at your house, if you go
Speaker 1: to eat dinner, right you have you don't even feed
Speaker 1: your guests, You let them sit inside watch television and
Speaker 1: you ignore them. We would never do that here in America.
Speaker 1: You having a food for everybody, or you don't eat,
Speaker 1: you give him some snacks comes into the table. That's weird.
Speaker 1: If you know anything about that, give me a call,
Speaker 1: Hit me up on hit me up on Twitter. Right,
Speaker 1: David Brody, Yeah, that's great. I would say I would.
Speaker 1: I would. You would say, how did you do it?
Speaker 1: I would do something similar. Maybe I would say, you know,
Speaker 1: the people in Sweden are a lot, a lot like
Speaker 1: David Brodie, cheap bastards. There you go. You know, I
Speaker 1: expect the same thing from Brodie. It's almost like Brodie
Speaker 1: lives in Sweden. Yeah, that's radio. I'm not I'm Swedi.
Speaker 1: I'm Swedish. You know that that clip is hope. That
Speaker 1: is a that is an inspirational clip. I played why
Speaker 1: because if you're a slice and your dream is to
Speaker 1: one day be on the radio, that shows you got
Speaker 1: a chance. So you're saying there's a chance exactly. Now
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