Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Happy
Speaker 1: trenventee hundredth anniversarys. Wow Wow, Wow Wow nifteen hundred trendventeenth
Speaker 1: one hundred. And I still look at you the same way, honey,
Speaker 1: You're still beautiful, You're still the apple of my bid.
Speaker 2: Trump.
Speaker 3: Please, I can't don't use an affect Jack to really
Speaker 3: embrace it, really embrace our love for each other.
Speaker 1: Don't use an affects entered my bedroom?
Speaker 4: Is I just have to do Trump voice all the time, Jesus, Yeah,
Speaker 4: seventeen hundred, don't yes me, seventeen hundred episodes, yes show,
Speaker 4: said Justin. Super producer Justin was like, oh, by the way,
Speaker 4: coming up, Yeah, I will.
Speaker 1: Not be here for it tomorrow Friday. Friday's episode will
Speaker 1: be there venteen hundred. Tomorrow's will be the one thousand,
Speaker 1: six hundred and ninety ninth sixty nine, sixteen ninety nine
Speaker 1: and my favorite sexual position. Don't ask what it is.
Speaker 1: It's a mess. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just gonna say, like, what was happening? And
Speaker 3: I'd imagine it's something to do with the year.
Speaker 2: Sixteen ninety nine, right right, I like to sixteen ninety nine.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean when there was a violent
Speaker 3: earthquake in Java.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it involves. Having people shake
Speaker 1: your bed. It's a little like floating, it's a little
Speaker 1: like you know. Anyways, I'm Jack, Yeah, still Jack is
Speaker 1: still still got the khakis with a cuff of the crease,
Speaker 1: still from day one. Still and I'm thrilled to be
Speaker 1: joined as always by my co host, mister Miles Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's it's it is, right, man.
Speaker 3: Seventeen hundred feels a number seventeen, you know it doesn't know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we stay consistent, stay consistent. Still don't know what
Speaker 1: the fuck I'm doing? Still all right, Still nervous as hell,
Speaker 1: Still nervous as hell, and I still will have sweat
Speaker 1: coming through the butt of my pants.
Speaker 2: Do you sit in something dead? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's go with that.
Speaker 2: Dang stuff everywhere on my seat.
Speaker 1: I must have sat on a fucking thing of watermelon
Speaker 1: or something. I think crud. Anyway, that even mean, Oh man,
Speaker 1: got a couple of humming birds going crazy in the yard,
Speaker 1: Miles video, get it out. I know I wish I was, dude.
Speaker 3: I know you're not lying because your eyes are sparkling
Speaker 3: like I get your one true love.
Speaker 1: There's two of them. There's two of them, and they're
Speaker 1: just like a prince y the uh and the arena
Speaker 1: and yes, you ever hear one of those things fly by,
Speaker 1: it's like a oh yeah, It's like anyways, this episode
Speaker 1: is just gonna be me doing Hummingbird, all right, Miles.
Speaker 1: There were some primaries last night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, big winners or not big winners really just
Speaker 3: a bunch of losers.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The big story is like people far to the
Speaker 1: left and far to the right both had bad nights. Yeah,
Speaker 1: endorsed candidates did badly.
Speaker 3: Took ells in let's see Utah, South Carolina, Colorado, and
Speaker 3: it was all like the freakiest people like to Like
Speaker 3: in South Carolina, there was like that black pastor. He
Speaker 3: was calling for teachers who were like supportive of LGBTQ
Speaker 3: students or as he said, pushing the agenda to be
Speaker 3: immediately terminated. He also lied about having a degree or
Speaker 3: you know, his completely obscured his military service.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a Trump candidate. He did not survive. No, no, no.
Speaker 3: Then in Colorado there was also the state GOP chair
Speaker 3: who was running for the house.
Speaker 2: He also lost. He was a trumpy dude too.
Speaker 3: He was someone who also had sent an email from
Speaker 3: the it's like his official state GOP account with an
Speaker 3: email that was titled God Hates Pride.
Speaker 1: So the culture warship didn't didn't didn't work for them,
Speaker 1: But it also being thrown in with that as like,
Speaker 1: and guess who else lost? Representative Jamal Bowman, one of
Speaker 1: the squad, he lost, And this is a stinging rebuke
Speaker 1: for the squad, and like it's being put in with
Speaker 1: the Trump stuff as if like people are just too
Speaker 1: actually rejecting the extremes. And you know the thing with
Speaker 1: Jamal Bowman's cases, it turns out it was the most
Speaker 1: that was ever spent on a house race. And the
Speaker 1: reason for that is be primary, a.
Speaker 2: Fucking primary, not for the general. For a primary.
Speaker 1: Yes, and that's because the American Israel Public Affairs Committee,
Speaker 1: a pack otherwise known as UH just spent an incredible
Speaker 1: amount because he was critical of Israel. And yeah, and.
Speaker 3: It's weird to see how some of the people are
Speaker 3: describing it's like and in his words, you know, his
Speaker 3: harsh criticisms, like describing a genocide in Gaza. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean a victory for I don't know, people who are fine. Again,
Speaker 3: this is like the thing we talk about this is
Speaker 3: this is a pack, right, We're talking about an entire
Speaker 3: pack put together to be able to sway our Congress
Speaker 3: to have the kinds of legislation that are favorable for
Speaker 3: this other country, for Israel that and so being so
Speaker 3: for people like, wow, is the most money spent? I
Speaker 3: think I think we need to examine that a little
Speaker 3: bit closer, seems because Miles seems well a lot of
Speaker 3: people said, what if you put another country in there, like,
Speaker 3: especially when that was, you know, from American foreign policy
Speaker 3: seen as adversarial, like a Russian pack backed congress person
Speaker 3: dumping this pack, dumping millions to get someone out. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it's really fucking strange. And I get that like
Speaker 3: that district is like a very like you know, you
Speaker 3: kind of have to It's not all just sort of
Speaker 3: one note there, and it's kind of like an army
Speaker 3: as some people describe a Democrat area, but also has
Speaker 3: parts of the Bronx. It's uh, I don't know, but
Speaker 3: like all the coverage around it has really just been
Speaker 3: like Wow, a rebuke of Jamal Bowman's extremism.
Speaker 1: That's so fucking fucked. The squad really has an egg
Speaker 1: on their face today. And you see other people say
Speaker 1: like Trump like yeah, there are other people.
Speaker 3: Who are just saying, like, you know, Biden needs all
Speaker 3: the support he can get, so like, we don't have
Speaker 3: time for people who are like not on board with
Speaker 3: the agenda. And it's like this is the that's like
Speaker 3: the worst way to describe, like why Jabal Bowman should
Speaker 3: have been voted out. And there are a lot of
Speaker 3: people who are very critical of Latimer's time and his
Speaker 3: work he's done in Westchester County.
Speaker 1: So Latimer is the opponent who defeated him. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, So that's a little bit more on a
Speaker 1: headline you probably saw. It's another headline that's making the rounds.
Speaker 1: It's so hot in DC. Lincoln's wax head melted off.
Speaker 1: There's a wax statue in Washington, d C. People like,
Speaker 1: it's so damn hot, Damn head fell off, dang head melted.
Speaker 1: Pet's heads are falling off, Damn statues heads are melting off.
Speaker 2: So the first.
Speaker 1: Question this raises is why they're statue made of wax
Speaker 1: miles that's not one of the medium's sculptors usually work with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think while most people are like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, dude, wax Lincoln melted in the sun, I
Speaker 3: think people don't realize too that this was like the
Speaker 3: work of an artist named Sandy Williams the fourth and
Speaker 3: was just saying, like, apparently it's also a candle and
Speaker 3: it's just melt perfect.
Speaker 1: Since I've never seen a large wax anything that shouldn't
Speaker 1: also probably be a candle as well, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they said, the installation is quote a direct
Speaker 3: commentary on DC's history of Civil War era contraband camps.
Speaker 2: So this is I don't know, his head fell off.
Speaker 1: Cool, but the head was meant to fall off, like
Speaker 1: that was part of the idea. Was that as a
Speaker 1: statement about how hot, how damn hot it's getting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's necessarily about that, I think.
Speaker 3: But the thing was they just they like the shifting
Speaker 3: nature of the wax statue was part of the intent
Speaker 3: of the artist, you know, just like, yeah, it's interesting,
Speaker 3: it changes.
Speaker 1: I sure did change. His damn head fell off our
Speaker 1: very own Brian the editor has rated this one. Uh
Speaker 1: he said, Nah, that's whank. Uh. I put in a
Speaker 1: good word, Sandy. I put in a good word on
Speaker 1: behalf of your sculpture, you know, and unfortunately it has
Speaker 1: been rated officially a wank uh. Brian just put his
Speaker 1: video on to give us the jack offhand motion, so
Speaker 1: uh it's to be fair. Oh my god, he much madam.
Speaker 1: He's curious every time he goes up, like he can't
Speaker 1: go to any madam to so because they think he's
Speaker 1: actually jacking off because he just goes in and makes
Speaker 1: the jack offhand motion so so vigorously that Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's some new AI bullshit. A Toys r Us commercial
Speaker 1: looks like ship, what are they doing? They so they
Speaker 1: released an ad that was made using the AI text
Speaker 1: to video tools Sora. Yeah, it shows us. They're like
Speaker 1: do you ever wonder where Toys r Us came from? No?
Speaker 1: It was oh shit, sorry, never mind.
Speaker 2: Creating of the imagination of a young Charles Laser. I
Speaker 2: don't care.
Speaker 1: No, I don't give a fuck, not like this, especially.
Speaker 3: When they're like the first ever brand film created with SORA.
Speaker 1: That's what's so.
Speaker 3: Weird about this, Like I don't know why I was
Speaker 3: trying to connect the dots, like in terms of company
Speaker 3: ownership as to why they're using Toys r Us to
Speaker 3: like so heavily branded as this Sora thing because obviously
Speaker 3: you're only doing this because it benefits you know, like
Speaker 3: open a Yeah, yeah, so where's your who's who's got
Speaker 3: the stake in that? That's like, oh yeah, I can
Speaker 3: I own toys r us, I can get them.
Speaker 1: I can.
Speaker 3: I can force them to debase themselves with the terrible
Speaker 3: AI brand film that they debuted at can Yeah they can.
Speaker 1: Film Fest is usually followed always followed pretty closely by
Speaker 1: the can add Festival, and.
Speaker 2: For lack of a better description.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's essentially what it is, like advertisers, it's not
Speaker 1: a good it's not good.
Speaker 3: I mean, I get that this thing was a little
Speaker 3: bit cleaned up, but they also had to use actual
Speaker 3: VFX artists to fix the weird fuck ups, like his
Speaker 3: eyeglass like the the what do you call the.
Speaker 1: Your arm of your eye glasses frames. Yeah, the arms
Speaker 1: of the eyeglass.
Speaker 3: Arms were like peeking, like piercing through his ear, Like
Speaker 3: they would change, like when the head would move, because
Speaker 3: this is always happens when you look at a lot
Speaker 3: of video.
Speaker 1: Like the child changed from one shot to the next.
Speaker 1: It's just like a different person, and the glasses completely
Speaker 1: changed those those things were not cleaned up. One thing
Speaker 1: we can tell they cleaned up is they took a
Speaker 1: shot from an earlier like Sora video that got changed
Speaker 1: around that featured a like nineteen fifties bicycle repair shop
Speaker 1: or as it said in the Sora video, bile repeat
Speaker 1: shop bilec Yeah because but anyway, Yeah, toys r Us
Speaker 1: is out of business in the sense that like there
Speaker 1: are no toys r us is in the United States.
Speaker 2: There are I think, yeah.
Speaker 1: So now there Toys r Us is basically the brand
Speaker 1: behind Macy's toys section, and they do still have physical
Speaker 1: stores in Canada. But in case you're wondering what the
Speaker 1: fuck's going on. But even so, like the thing that
Speaker 1: should be cool about this is like the so the
Speaker 1: the plot of the ad video, brand video or whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck that they're like the first ever Sora created
Speaker 1: brand video. I'm like, I didn't know that was a thing,
Speaker 1: So I'm less impressed. But like you would think that
Speaker 1: you'd be able to create cool like a cool the
Speaker 1: kid like dreams of a toy store and then he's
Speaker 1: like floating through this like dream toy store and the
Speaker 1: toys like suck, suck the toys are fucking dog shit.
Speaker 3: They look like the kinds of toys, like you know,
Speaker 3: like when your grandparents don't know shit about toys and
Speaker 3: they're like, I got you this toy and you're like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is this.
Speaker 1: Toy like object? I got you this toy like object.
Speaker 2: It's a little wind up drumming man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, I'm thirteen. A bunch of like the
Speaker 1: like generic toy robots and then like sports balls, and
Speaker 1: I get too.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's the mind of someone in the fifties or whatever,
Speaker 3: but like anyway, it's.
Speaker 1: Just it's stupid. It sucks for the man. It's not good.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: But they got lead paint though, which got things pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty fun stuff. All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. And we're back. We're and Zamechas
Speaker 1: is back. Bobby Z. Bobby Z. He's dropped a trailer
Speaker 1: for his next film, which seems very so. What we
Speaker 1: can tell it's uh ring camera of the movie because
Speaker 1: it's just a locked shot. It's unmoving camera in a
Speaker 1: single fixed location in space, and it takes place over
Speaker 1: the course of one thousand years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like it starts like literally with like The
Speaker 3: Dawn of the Earth, DINOSAURSDS and and then you end
Speaker 3: up with Rober like, Babe, he got Forrest and Jenny
Speaker 3: back together.
Speaker 1: He did. Yeah, so Hanks and right are at it again.
Speaker 1: They're a married couple, and we like see them meet
Speaker 1: in this house. They're then like cursed to live in forever.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, like they as as teenagers they
Speaker 1: meet in this house. Then I guess Tom Hanks inherits
Speaker 1: the house from his dad or something.
Speaker 3: But all of the action and I check the trailer
Speaker 3: out because if you don't like, I know that there's something
Speaker 3: like these filmmaking terms, but like the camera is just
Speaker 3: basically in one position the entire film. There's there's no
Speaker 3: camera movement, so it really looks like you're watching a
Speaker 3: ring camera that has existed for millions of years and
Speaker 3: drama unfolds in front of it in this like living room.
Speaker 1: Yes, and it's just in a living room. That's that's
Speaker 1: the thing. Living room looking out the front window. And yeah,
Speaker 1: it feels like he looked at the last twenty years
Speaker 1: of movies and effects and was like, you know what
Speaker 1: the coolest thing we have is I'm de aging technology. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the de aging technology in the Irishman, because that is
Speaker 1: the thing that it really seems to be taken advantage of.
Speaker 2: I don't, Zamechus is.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, I'm sorry, man, like you've fallen off.
Speaker 2: Dude, what was the last week? Maybe the like flight.
Speaker 1: Flight I think was the last one that was like
Speaker 1: a passable film. The people I.
Speaker 3: Didn't see Allied, Welcome to Marwin, The Witches or Pinocchio,
Speaker 3: which are his last things.
Speaker 1: That he directed. I watched some of Pinocchio and that
Speaker 1: one is a stink a disaster. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: And then he did that the Walk movie where the
Speaker 3: dude who did the tight rope walk between the twin towers, Yes,
Speaker 3: Jeorge and Gordon Levitt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, zamesis man, Yeah, it's a That one was a
Speaker 1: big was a big miss. I think how this is like.
Speaker 3: The thing like when we're we've been like lamenting the
Speaker 3: film industry forever now, but like I love that. Zamechas
Speaker 3: is like, here's my idea, man, It fucking this camera
Speaker 3: does not move like from the era of dinosaurs, and
Speaker 3: it all plays out in front and like that's the
Speaker 3: weird thing that the sor is like all.
Speaker 2: Right, all right, yeah, it's got Tom Hanks and Robin right.
Speaker 1: Okay. The thing that like computer effects can do well
Speaker 1: is like make the camera move around and like in weird,
Speaker 1: weird ways and fun ways and show you things from
Speaker 1: angles that you'd never be able to see before. And
Speaker 1: this is like, what if we didn't do that? What
Speaker 1: if we just yeah, it's stationary camera?
Speaker 2: Good luck, man, good luck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, looks like shit. Unfortunately, Well we'll see. Though.
Speaker 2: We still got to see that Coppola movie.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's not out yet. He's still got
Speaker 1: to He's still got are distribution.
Speaker 2: I'm like, thinking of the last time we were talking
Speaker 2: about a movie that's coming on.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I got it, Okay, I gotta see this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And even for that one, it's like, because this
Speaker 3: is going to be a disaster, but knowing like some
Speaker 3: coppolagain high in his fucking trailer all day and coming
Speaker 3: out with this ship that is more exciting to me
Speaker 3: than than this.
Speaker 2: But here also beatle, just.
Speaker 1: I stopped. Also excited to see where m I. A
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Speaker 1: That's a really good point though, I'd never realized that.
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Speaker 1: You're welcome, You're welcome. All right. Those are some of
Speaker 1: the things that are trending on this Wednesday afternoon. We
Speaker 1: are back tomorrow with the Who last episode of the show.
Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,
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Speaker 1: that way, and we'll talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,