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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Happy

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Speaker 1: trenventee hundredth anniversarys. Wow Wow, Wow Wow nifteen hundred trendventeenth

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Speaker 1: one hundred. And I still look at you the same way, honey,

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Speaker 1: You're still beautiful, You're still the apple of my bid.

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Speaker 2: Trump.

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Speaker 3: Please, I can't don't use an affect Jack to really

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Speaker 3: embrace it, really embrace our love for each other.

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Speaker 1: Don't use an affects entered my bedroom?

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Speaker 4: Is I just have to do Trump voice all the time, Jesus, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: seventeen hundred, don't yes me, seventeen hundred episodes, yes show,

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Speaker 4: said Justin. Super producer Justin was like, oh, by the way,

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Speaker 4: coming up, Yeah, I will.

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Speaker 1: Not be here for it tomorrow Friday. Friday's episode will

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Speaker 1: be there venteen hundred. Tomorrow's will be the one thousand,

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Speaker 1: six hundred and ninety ninth sixty nine, sixteen ninety nine

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Speaker 1: and my favorite sexual position. Don't ask what it is.

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Speaker 1: It's a mess. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just gonna say, like, what was happening? And

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Speaker 3: I'd imagine it's something to do with the year.

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Speaker 2: Sixteen ninety nine, right right, I like to sixteen ninety nine.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean when there was a violent

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Speaker 3: earthquake in Java.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it involves. Having people shake

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Speaker 1: your bed. It's a little like floating, it's a little

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Speaker 1: like you know. Anyways, I'm Jack, Yeah, still Jack is

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Speaker 1: still still got the khakis with a cuff of the crease,

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Speaker 1: still from day one. Still and I'm thrilled to be

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Speaker 1: joined as always by my co host, mister Miles Man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's it's it is, right, man.

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Speaker 3: Seventeen hundred feels a number seventeen, you know it doesn't know?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we stay consistent, stay consistent. Still don't know what

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Speaker 1: the fuck I'm doing? Still all right, Still nervous as hell,

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Speaker 1: Still nervous as hell, and I still will have sweat

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Speaker 1: coming through the butt of my pants.

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Speaker 2: Do you sit in something dead? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's go with that.

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Speaker 2: Dang stuff everywhere on my seat.

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Speaker 1: I must have sat on a fucking thing of watermelon

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Speaker 1: or something. I think crud. Anyway, that even mean, Oh man,

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Speaker 1: got a couple of humming birds going crazy in the yard,

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Speaker 1: Miles video, get it out. I know I wish I was, dude.

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Speaker 3: I know you're not lying because your eyes are sparkling

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Speaker 3: like I get your one true love.

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Speaker 1: There's two of them. There's two of them, and they're

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Speaker 1: just like a prince y the uh and the arena

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Speaker 1: and yes, you ever hear one of those things fly by,

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Speaker 1: it's like a oh yeah, It's like anyways, this episode

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Speaker 1: is just gonna be me doing Hummingbird, all right, Miles.

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Speaker 1: There were some primaries last night.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, big winners or not big winners really just

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Speaker 3: a bunch of losers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The big story is like people far to the

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Speaker 1: left and far to the right both had bad nights. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: endorsed candidates did badly.

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Speaker 3: Took ells in let's see Utah, South Carolina, Colorado, and

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Speaker 3: it was all like the freakiest people like to Like

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Speaker 3: in South Carolina, there was like that black pastor. He

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Speaker 3: was calling for teachers who were like supportive of LGBTQ

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Speaker 3: students or as he said, pushing the agenda to be

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Speaker 3: immediately terminated. He also lied about having a degree or

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Speaker 3: you know, his completely obscured his military service.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like a Trump candidate. He did not survive. No, no, no.

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Speaker 3: Then in Colorado there was also the state GOP chair

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Speaker 3: who was running for the house.

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Speaker 2: He also lost. He was a trumpy dude too.

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Speaker 3: He was someone who also had sent an email from

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Speaker 3: the it's like his official state GOP account with an

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Speaker 3: email that was titled God Hates Pride.

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Speaker 1: So the culture warship didn't didn't didn't work for them,

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Speaker 1: But it also being thrown in with that as like,

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Speaker 1: and guess who else lost? Representative Jamal Bowman, one of

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Speaker 1: the squad, he lost, And this is a stinging rebuke

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Speaker 1: the Trump stuff as if like people are just too

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Speaker 1: actually rejecting the extremes. And you know the thing with

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Speaker 1: Jamal Bowman's cases, it turns out it was the most

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Speaker 1: reason for that is be primary, a.

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Speaker 2: Fucking primary, not for the general. For a primary.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and that's because the American Israel Public Affairs Committee,

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Speaker 1: a pack otherwise known as UH just spent an incredible

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Speaker 3: It's weird to see how some of the people are

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Speaker 3: describing it's like and in his words, you know, his

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Speaker 3: mean a victory for I don't know, people who are fine. Again,

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Speaker 3: this is like the thing we talk about this is

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Speaker 3: this is a pack, right, We're talking about an entire

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Speaker 3: this other country, for Israel that and so being so

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Speaker 3: for people like, wow, is the most money spent? I

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Speaker 3: think I think we need to examine that a little

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Speaker 3: bit closer, seems because Miles seems well a lot of

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Speaker 3: people said, what if you put another country in there, like,

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Speaker 3: especially when that was, you know, from American foreign policy

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Speaker 3: seen as adversarial, like a Russian pack backed congress person

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Speaker 3: dumping this pack, dumping millions to get someone out. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's it's really fucking strange. And I get that like

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Speaker 3: that district is like a very like you know, you

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Speaker 3: kind of have to It's not all just sort of

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Speaker 3: parts of the Bronx. It's uh, I don't know, but

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Speaker 3: like all the coverage around it has really just been

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Speaker 3: like Wow, a rebuke of Jamal Bowman's extremism.

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Speaker 1: That's so fucking fucked. The squad really has an egg

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Speaker 1: on their face today. And you see other people say

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Speaker 3: Who are just saying, like, you know, Biden needs all

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Speaker 3: the support he can get, so like, we don't have

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Speaker 3: time for people who are like not on board with

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Speaker 3: the agenda. And it's like this is the that's like

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Speaker 3: the worst way to describe, like why Jabal Bowman should

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Speaker 3: have been voted out. And there are a lot of

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Speaker 3: people who are very critical of Latimer's time and his

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Speaker 1: So Latimer is the opponent who defeated him. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, So that's a little bit more on a

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Speaker 1: headline you probably saw. It's another headline that's making the rounds.

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Speaker 1: It's so hot in DC. Lincoln's wax head melted off.

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Speaker 1: There's a wax statue in Washington, d C. People like,

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Speaker 1: it's so damn hot, Damn head fell off, dang head melted.

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Speaker 1: Pet's heads are falling off, Damn statues heads are melting off.

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Speaker 2: So the first.

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Speaker 1: Question this raises is why they're statue made of wax

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Speaker 1: miles that's not one of the medium's sculptors usually work with.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think while most people are like, oh

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Speaker 3: my god, dude, wax Lincoln melted in the sun, I

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Speaker 3: think people don't realize too that this was like the

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Speaker 3: work of an artist named Sandy Williams the fourth and

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Speaker 3: was just saying, like, apparently it's also a candle and

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Speaker 3: it's just melt perfect.

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Speaker 1: Since I've never seen a large wax anything that shouldn't

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Speaker 1: also probably be a candle as well, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they said, the installation is quote a direct

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Speaker 3: commentary on DC's history of Civil War era contraband camps.

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Speaker 2: So this is I don't know, his head fell off.

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Speaker 1: Cool, but the head was meant to fall off, like

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Speaker 1: that was part of the idea. Was that as a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's necessarily about that, I think.

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Speaker 3: But the thing was they just they like the shifting

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Speaker 1: I sure did change. His damn head fell off our

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Speaker 1: very own Brian the editor has rated this one. Uh

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Speaker 1: he said, Nah, that's whank. Uh. I put in a

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Speaker 1: good word, Sandy. I put in a good word on

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Speaker 1: behalf of your sculpture, you know, and unfortunately it has

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Speaker 1: been rated officially a wank uh. Brian just put his

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Speaker 1: uh it's to be fair. Oh my god, he much madam.

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Speaker 1: He's curious every time he goes up, like he can't

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Speaker 1: the jack offhand motion so so vigorously that Yeah. Uh,

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Speaker 1: there's some new AI bullshit. A Toys r Us commercial

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Speaker 1: looks like ship, what are they doing? They so they

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Speaker 1: released an ad that was made using the AI text

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Speaker 1: to video tools Sora. Yeah, it shows us. They're like

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Speaker 1: do you ever wonder where Toys r Us came from? No?

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Speaker 1: It was oh shit, sorry, never mind.

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Speaker 2: Creating of the imagination of a young Charles Laser. I

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Speaker 2: don't care.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't give a fuck, not like this, especially.

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Speaker 3: When they're like the first ever brand film created with SORA.

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Speaker 3: Weird about this, Like I don't know why I was

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Speaker 3: trying to connect the dots, like in terms of company

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Speaker 3: you're only doing this because it benefits you know, like

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Speaker 3: open a Yeah, yeah, so where's your who's who's got

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Speaker 3: the stake in that? That's like, oh yeah, I can

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Speaker 3: I own toys r us, I can get them.

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Speaker 1: I can.

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Speaker 3: I can force them to debase themselves with the terrible

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Speaker 3: AI brand film that they debuted at can Yeah they can.

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Speaker 1: Film Fest is usually followed always followed pretty closely by

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Speaker 2: For lack of a better description.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's essentially what it is, like advertisers, it's not

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Speaker 1: a good it's not good.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I get that this thing was a little

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Speaker 1: Your arm of your eye glasses frames. Yeah, the arms

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Speaker 3: Arms were like peeking, like piercing through his ear, Like

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Speaker 1: Like the child changed from one shot to the next.

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Speaker 1: It's just like a different person, and the glasses completely

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Speaker 1: changed those those things were not cleaned up. One thing

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Speaker 1: shot from an earlier like Sora video that got changed

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Speaker 1: around that featured a like nineteen fifties bicycle repair shop

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Speaker 1: or as it said in the Sora video, bile repeat

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Speaker 1: shop bilec Yeah because but anyway, Yeah, toys r Us

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Speaker 1: is out of business in the sense that like there

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Speaker 1: are no toys r us is in the United States.

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Speaker 2: There are I think, yeah.

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Speaker 1: So now there Toys r Us is basically the brand

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Speaker 1: behind Macy's toys section, and they do still have physical

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Speaker 1: stores in Canada. But in case you're wondering what the

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Speaker 1: the fuck that they're like the first ever Sora created

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Speaker 1: So I'm less impressed. But like you would think that

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and like it starts like literally with like The

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Speaker 1: He did. Yeah, so Hanks and right are at it again.

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Speaker 3: But all of the action and I check the trailer

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, I'm sorry, man, like you've fallen off.

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Speaker 3: Didn't see Allied, Welcome to Marwin, The Witches or Pinocchio,

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Speaker 1: That he directed. I watched some of Pinocchio and that

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Speaker 3: Look, if the conspiracy theorists are wrong, good for you.

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Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. I'm just all I'm saying is

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Speaker 3: It said it blocks nineteen point nine percent of Wi

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Speaker 3: So look, if the conspiracy theorists are wrong, you now

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Look, if the conspiracy theorists are wrong. You just

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Speaker 1: that's just you just got to enjoy cinema. And if

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Speaker 1: You're welcome, You're welcome. All right. Those are some of

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Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,

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Speaker 1: get your vaccines, get your food shots. Don't do anything

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Speaker 1: about white supremacist. Don't do nothing about white supremacy. Embrace

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Speaker 1: the five G embrace time, Let it in, Let it

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Speaker 1: that way, and we'll talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,