WEBVTT - Irons vs. Steamers 0:00:06.080 --> 0:00:08.840 Hey, everybody, welcome to hold up. This is the show 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:12.760 where we have big ideas and conversations about little things. 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:16.200 You know, we get really intense, but it's about stuff 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:18.880 that doesn't really matter. We're not talking about war, We're 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:22.440 not talking about famine. We're talking about things that you know, 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:26.400 irk us and we usually land on opposite sides of 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:34.200 each other. Today we're gonna be talking about irons versus Steamers. 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:40.240 I'm joined by my co host Dual. Say sloan and 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:42.400 go ahead and tell the people, don't say tell the 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:45.760 people where you land and why and how you came 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:49.080 to You know, you always asked me first. I think 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:55.200 you should tell the people where are you land? Because 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:57.520 I feel like you wait to hear all my arguments 0:00:57.920 --> 0:01:01.320 on my on my side, I feel deep in my heart, 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:05.480 and then you're like, let me tell you all the 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:09.679 ways that you are wrong. And first of all, all 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:14.000 like that energy. Second of all, I think it allows 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:20.240 you to start calculating and contemplating all of the counterpoints 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:26.160 and arguments to my beautifully made and well executed thoughts, 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:32.600 feelings and facts. So you go first ship. All right? Okay, 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:34.360 you know I thought I was being a gentleman this 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:36.480 whole time. But no, no, no, no, I get it. 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:39.080 I hear you, I hear you. It was gentleman. But 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:46.720 it's also scrategy. It's strategicy. So I'm gonna go ahead 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:50.840 and go with Irons as you would. As you would, Wow, 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:54.600 what does that even mean? Okay, So I'm gonna go 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:58.720 with Irons because to me, Irons are classic and we 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:02.360 got it right the first time. You know, Irons, first 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:07.720 of all, they know what they're doing with the settings. Okay, 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:11.200 Irons got those settings on them. They got nine line, 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:15.519 they got silk, they got cotton, they got polyester. All right. 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:19.800 You can adjust the knob, you can choose to spray, 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:22.720 or you can choose to really push the steam through. 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:25.400 And that's one of the reasons why I don't really 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:29.639 think that the steamers coming correct, because Irons already steam. 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:33.400 They have a setting. So what you basically did was 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:37.399 you were, you know, you were at a quiz Nos 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:41.520 thinking that, Wow, this is a great fast food sandwich. Meanwhile, 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:45.320 Subway was like, we've been toasting, so that your whole 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:47.760 business model was wrapped up in a thing that we 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:52.480 do on the side. And honestly, that's That's how I 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:57.920 feel about irons. Irons were already steaming, pressing, doing all 0:02:57.960 --> 0:02:59.880 of the stuff they needed to do to get you 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:03.359 wrinkle free. But then Steamers come out of nowhere, being 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:07.720 like we're the cool, hip, young new thing that doesn't 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:14.000 even really do as much as our predecessor. Okay, one 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:18.600 shout out to quiz nos uh way better than the subway. 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:20.520 I don't know what happened to him. I don't know 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:25.800 who didn't send the email. I don't know what had 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:28.480 to occur for that business to go the way that 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:33.760 it did, because it was actually pretty good. Um, I 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:39.560 of course went Steamers because I uh, I am a professional. 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:49.440 And okay, we have to talk about how dangerous and 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:53.680 iron is. Right, people have loved irons on burned down homes, 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:57.800 burned people. Listen, you saw the episode of Good Times 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:01.720 for Penny's mother came after her with that hot iron. Okay, 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:05.280 we all have been just his his his his. We've 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:09.640 all have burns marks on us from using irons. I 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:14.240 remember it's in my neighborhood. Listen, I'll tell you what 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:16.760 he said, hot iron in his house. He's a kid, 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:20.440 He's walking through bumps into the ironing board. There's a 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:23.520 scar on his arm where it is a triangle of 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:27.200 the top of the ironing of the iron. It's the 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:30.880 triangle and then like three of the holes. Right. M h, 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:33.839 he's on the young man's arm. He said, he bumped 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:37.960 into the iron. That's none of my business. It long past, okay. 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:41.600 I don't think CPS was coming all right, Um, we've 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:47.080 all melted a piece of clothing. I was trying to 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:52.360 because there are multiple settings, right, but I've had polyester. 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:55.240 It were my favorite pair of pants, right, trying to 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:57.200 get to work. They were wrinkled. I work with a 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:58.760 bunch of black people, so you know you can't come 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:01.240 to work with wrinkle clothes. You work with black people. Right, 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:04.320 clothes can't be wrinkled. You can't be ashy. There's so 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:07.080 many things we're late to work to make sure we 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:09.120 look good enough for each other, no matter where we work. 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:12.680 He could be in office and McDonald's, doesn't matter. We 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:15.720 require each other to reach a certain level of standard. Right, 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:25.600 polyester pants, polyestra setic melted the fuck out of these pants. 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:28.159 Favorite pair of pants. Had a little fake built us 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:30.440 out to him. It's two thousand three. I'm living my 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:33.040 best life, right, I got my fun little stretch of pants. 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:35.400 They're good for work, They're good for going to the clube. 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:37.280 You go up, going out for my frenzy. Were on 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:39.800 a date and then I go to iron. Um, I said, 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:42.440 I'm on the setting. I read it polyester and says 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:47.120 you can and all of a sudden, all of a sudden, 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:57.440 like a plastic bag close to a stove crumbled. Prombo, 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:03.000 you understand you have been cooking, had like your grocery 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:05.560 bag still close to the crop gone. I thought those 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:07.960 pants where I cried, Oh, I love them pants. I 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:11.680 look good in their pants too. Everything was hitting, popping, popping, popping, 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:14.400 The thing was stagging, the cakes was tking, and no, 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:17.320 the iron took me out. Been burned by iron. Also, 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:21.800 that steam setting on an iron, what it does is 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:25.000 it shoots water all over your clothes. And then you 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:28.839 have to have the knowledge and the know how in 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:31.760 the foresight to be able to get that water mark 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:36.840 off the clothes because sometimes the water, the big drop 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:39.280 of the water you iron over it, it actually creates 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:41.680 a water marker and clothes. So now you're trying to 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:44.040 look go nice at your business meeting, and now you're 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:48.360 just full of splotches. So steamers for me one, I said, 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:52.839 because if I'm a professional, right, they don't have irons 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:59.400 on set. There's no irons and costume shops. You know, 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:05.120 there's like an iron. Like I'm saying is sometimes there's 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:08.720 an iron costume shop, right, but there's always a steamer 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:15.720 on set, and make portable steamers. Okay, deliver Listen. There's 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:20.400 no hot plate, but it's off. It's off. It's knocking 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:23.320 them wrinkles out. You can do it on various fabrics. Okay. 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:26.560 What I'm saying is that because you can, like say, 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:30.880 you want to some people iron curtains. Only iron curtain 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:34.160 I know is a Soviet Union. I don't. That seems 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:35.600 like a lot of works to me. But you can 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:39.120 use them. It's a lot quicker than ironing. Also, you 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:43.920 can iron increases into clothes. The setting is sometimes it's 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:47.920 too high, too low. There's a lot of trial and 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:50.440 error on an outfit with the iron. And usually when 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:53.440 you're using an iron, you're probably in a hurry. You're 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:56.920 gonna suck something up a steamer, pour some water in 0:07:56.960 --> 0:08:00.600 that bitch, and let the steam do the walking. You 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:04.520 let the steam come through the wrinkles. Let the steam 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:09.240 knock it out. You just lift it up. Shoot, shoot, shoot, 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:11.440 Because I've work in the costume shop before. You've seen 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.800 the constumes shop before, every wardrobe of every TV show, 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:18.320 movie or whatever. They ain't got no iron baby when 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:20.680 they're out here for these stash for weeks. It's not 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:25.560 an iron baby, it's a steamer. And iron is archaic technology. 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:29.480 You understand, iron is from the past. Once we got 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:32.480 the settings, you put some stink. That's it. There's no 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:36.720 new there's no new irons, there's no new shapes. Ain't 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:41.720 nobody doing nothing new irons. Okay, okay. Look, first of all, 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:47.640 the iron is the workman's tool for getting those clothes 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:53.800 nice and crisp. Okay, all right, I already see it, already, 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:57.319 see the doubt, already see the workman's tool. I mean 0:08:57.320 --> 0:08:59.719 you're not a workman, so I don't know how you 0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:03.920 go wasesday tool you. I mean you're currently in detention. 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:06.720 I don't know what working you're talking about. Look, first 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:10.400 of all, but don't don't don't covet me for things 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:12.800 that are not irons. All right, you know you in 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:15.880 the basement of our school right now, don't don't cope 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:19.320 me for things that have nothing to do with with 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:21.920 the topic. I hear you, I hear you. Want to know 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:32.880 know if you're safe. You are. You're like a kidnaps Josh, 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:35.520 Bleep twice, bleak twice. If you save Josh? Do you 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:38.720 have a window? Fresh air? You see outside? What do 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:58.320 you see? He? Go ahead, work with this tool, right, 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:02.800 you're working off m hmmm. You're going to office them 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:08.839 from home, all right? Work with irons. Okay, they may 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:11.560 not be in every costume house, but they're in every hotel, 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:18.520 all right. The people use irons. Okay, the steamer it 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:23.360 is a tool of the Thespian and of Hollywood, but 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:27.200 the iron is a tool of the people. Okay, So 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:32.760 you don't think they sell steamers to people. They sell them. 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:35.840 But we were bringing up where they're in everything of 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:39.000 and I'm telling you, yes, they're in every costume house, 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:42.559 but they're But irons are in every hotel and they 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:46.160 have been for a long time now. When it comes 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:50.600 to steamers doing things wrong, there are steamers that only 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:55.120 take specific things. So there's steamers that only take distill water, 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:59.240 all right, when you don't put that in there, and 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:01.400 you just put water from the tap because you're like, oh, 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:04.199 I just gotta steam something real quick, whatever, There is 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:08.200 a residue you can get because it's getting caked up 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:11.719 within the steamer. Any anyone with a steamer who's had 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.959 this issue, this is what it is. By the way, 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:16.280 if you have a steamer and you've ever had this problem, 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:20.640 it's because your steamer in fine print probably if they 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:23.480 told you in in regular letters, you wouldn't have bought it. 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:28.520 Your steamer in fine print only takes distilled water, all right, 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:30.480 And when you don't put that on there, that's why 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:34.600 sometimes it's a it's not consistent with the push of 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:37.960 the steam and all the holes and why sometimes there's 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:41.360 like a little white dot residue sort of thing on 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:46.320 the overall steamer when you get down that on an 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:49.320 iron as well, you can get it on iron, but 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:52.920 irons were made for dirty water. You can even iron 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:58.120 with water from flint. You can make an iron with mud. 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:01.320 You can even iron. You can learning with that lead water. 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:05.000 If you wanted to listen, all I'm saying is that 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:10.880 I think we went over to the steamer one because 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:15.480 it's faster. You hang up your shirt, okay, pair of 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:21.160 pants your gown. All right, you run that now, mind you. 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:25.959 I have had to use an iron as a steamer. 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:31.680 Had to do it on Monday because he went to 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:36.240 the Emmys. Uh, and you were there as well, and 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:40.680 we hung out. And so my friend Lace Larry look 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:43.640 her up. She is an amazing comic. Um, she's just 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:46.840 on America's got talent. She's getting ready. Her address needs 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:49.800 to get ironed, right, So what did I So? I'm 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:51.600 laying it on the bed. I laid on the bed, 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:56.280 going over it, and there's too many there's too many pounds. Okay, 0:12:56.400 --> 0:13:00.760 there's too many panels. I'm losing track of where I am. Also, 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:06.160 if you iron something on a bed, because there was 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:10.800 an iron, but I don't remember seeing an ironing board. Okay, 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:12.959 So when you iron something on the bed, if you've 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:15.720 got one of those comforters with the divisions in it, 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:19.280 then it will create like lines and whatever you're ironing. 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:23.400 So it's taken forever. What did I do? I went 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:26.400 and put some water in the iron, hung it up. 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:30.400 It was done in three minutes. Choo choo choo choo 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:34.640 choo choo choo choo choochoo choo choo. Gown ready down 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:38.400 the house down, Ready for these Emmys. Okay, ready for 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:43.920 these parties. All the wrinkles they're gone. Okay, they fly 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:47.920 away by because when I lifted it up and let 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:49.920 the steam hit it, when I let the power of 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:59.280 hot water instead of a hot plate get at them wrinkles. Okay, 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:02.440 So I I understand, and I did see the dress 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:06.800 and it did look great. But um, from what I'm hearing, 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:11.360 we're saying the same thing. We're both saying that irons 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:16.520 already do with steamers claimed to do. They've been doing it, 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:19.480 and steamers came out of nowhere being like I'm special, 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:24.440 I'm different, but they weren't. I have you have to 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:27.440 buy an iron with a steamer function, like I have 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:32.080 a small iron for like crafty mm hmm. There's no 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:36.400 steam function on that iron. I have that big steam 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:42.160 like that that being big steam button my little iron. 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:46.160 You can put water in it mm hmm, but it 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:51.440 doesn't hit it with the same right. So I'm not 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:54.240 saying that there were there wasn't a steam function in 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:58.840 the iron. I'm saying that they put steam functions in 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:03.000 an iron because we had steamers, and people are like, hey, 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:08.120 let's add this into the iron because sometimes the iron 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:11.840 ain't giving us what we need, so they added the 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:14.720 steam first of all. I don't think that that is 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:17.520 correct at all. I don't know the timeline on that. 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:20.440 Look it up. I mean, I guess I can look 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:22.800 it up, but I just feel like the iron was 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:27.560 added with steam and then someone made a steamer. There's 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:30.280 a whole internet. Yeah, I mean, we can look it 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:34.440 up right now. This has to happen, because what is it? 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:36.440 What came first the iron of the steamer? Is that 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:39.320 the question? No, no, no, just what came first the 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:42.680 steamer or the steam function on an iron? Because irons 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:45.880 are way older than steamers. Truly, they used to have irons, 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:48.760 you put them in fires. I remember seeing those old 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:51.640 school irons were like you gotta wrap a rag around it, 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:55.040 because I don't remember seeing them going, why did you 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:58.520 make the whole thing metal? Yeah? Yeah, you know what 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:00.600 I mean. Why don't you make the handle metal? Why 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:03.320 is the handle metal like this? Lets you know that 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:05.160 they knew that women were going to use this because 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:07.680 somebody didn't give a fuck all right, because it was 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:10.520 like I can see that they put wooden handles on, 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:14.400 like it's like pots it's like every time I see 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:16.480 like a lot of designs for stuff, I'm like, we've 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:18.840 been putting wooding handles on things for a long time, 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:22.880 but like kettles, pots and stuff like that. I'm just saying, 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:25.240 it just feels like sometimes it's just like men are mean. 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:28.320 While you're looking it up, I'll make the case because 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.520 you brought it up as a detriment, I would actually 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:35.800 say it's potentially a plus. All right. You brought up 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:41.240 the dangerous side of irons, all right, as if it 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:44.040 was a negative. I'm saying, let's lean into the danger 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:47.400 for a second, all right, it's not it's not a con. 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:50.880 It's a pro. There's a lot of Americans that don't 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:52.920 want to have a gun in their house, all right, 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:56.080 But if you got an intruder, what you're hitting them 0:16:56.120 --> 0:17:00.320 with a steamer or an iron? All right? Are you 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:02.280 if you if you had a robber come in your 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:06.199 house and you don't you don't have anything weaponized to 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:09.320 defend yourself. But you've got an iron. Now you've got 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:13.359 a chance. If it's hot. No, no, it doesn't have 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:16.960 to be hot. That's just that's just a bunch of 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:20.040 metal waiting to hit somebody in the head depending on 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:22.320 the side. There's some of these irons. I'm just like 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:25.880 this iron is too big, not too big to fight. 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:31.320 Now my iron is only no one's. It all depends 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:37.360 on the size of your iron. Steamer steamers are too 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:41.920 ergonomically built, all right, They're not gonna do the same 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:45.960 damage as a big, clunky iron, right and waiting to 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:50.000 just crack somebody across the face. The first commercially available 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:54.960 electric steam iron was introduced and you are Drying Drying 0:17:55.160 --> 0:18:00.200 and Cleaning Company, not Dry Cleaning, Drying and Cleaning mm 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:04.800 hmm eldic, but was not a commercial success. The patent 0:18:04.920 --> 0:18:09.280 for an electric steam iron and dampener with issue just 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:13.560 in Chicago nineteen thirty four. You know, we should really 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:16.080 start researching this ship before we actually get on the podcast. 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:22.919 I mean, it's not it's not really about being factual. 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:32.800 It's about being right, that's true. Can you put in 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:34.719 a craze with a steamer? Well, this is the thing 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:38.159 about a steamer as well. Uh, some steamers come with 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:43.040 that little handheld casing. Have you seen this? So basically, 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:47.040 when you open the steamer, the package of the steamer 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:50.720 comes in like the little bag flattens out and that 0:18:50.760 --> 0:18:53.240 bag is very very thick, so that way you can 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:56.720 run the steamer along the clothes but also press your 0:18:56.760 --> 0:19:00.760 hand against the steamer through the bag without burning yourself. 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:04.480 Have you seen this? Well? I didn't just see again 0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:07.679 because I was like, can a steamer make a crease? 0:19:08.520 --> 0:19:10.440 It says if you wear pleated pants, you can use 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:12.840 the steamer instead of crease. Just lay the garment down 0:19:12.880 --> 0:19:15.399 on the flat service and moved and moved the plate 0:19:15.480 --> 0:19:17.560 down the edge of the crease as you were with 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:22.840 an iron. And then Men's health dot com why every 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:28.760 man should own a closed steam up or ramn all 0:19:29.200 --> 0:19:32.680 the men's is you're really gonna sit here and listen 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:35.240 to men's health. Men's health seems to be the most 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:39.120 concerned about you, nigga. Look, men's health they have their 0:19:39.160 --> 0:19:42.679 good days, they have their bad days. I've had some 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:46.359 good days, I hear you. Because women's health it's the 0:19:46.440 --> 0:19:48.679 same thing. Sometimes it's like, you know what, thank you 0:19:48.720 --> 0:19:52.920 for teaching me about penopause. And then next day it's like, oh, 0:19:52.960 --> 0:19:55.280 all the flat tummy tease, bitch, all of this is 0:19:55.320 --> 0:19:57.960 just the laxative. How dare you? Yeah? I see what 0:19:58.000 --> 0:19:59.760 you're saying, but I know that men don't have to 0:19:59.760 --> 0:20:05.399 worry about flat tummy tees. For some reason, my stomach 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:08.680 is supposed to be flat. But these things out here 0:20:08.680 --> 0:20:11.320 looking like old stoves, and I'm supposed to be impressed 0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:26.080 by They call him pop belly stoves for a reason. 0:20:29.040 --> 0:20:40.840 What came first, the pot belly or the stove? Okay, 0:20:42.080 --> 0:20:46.440 So do you think then that the what I'm talking 0:20:46.480 --> 0:20:50.000 about with the casing with the steamer, with the handheld 0:20:50.080 --> 0:20:52.720 thing where you can really hold it and press it. 0:20:53.040 --> 0:20:55.600 I have no idea. Was Okay, that's just to me, 0:20:55.680 --> 0:20:57.760 that's just knock off iron, and I've seen it with 0:20:57.800 --> 0:21:01.760 a couple of models. But that's fine, that's fine. I 0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:05.520 understand that you love your steamer. Understands done you right, 0:21:05.840 --> 0:21:09.680 It's just done me dirty in the past. Okay, as 0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:12.840 an iron has done me dirty in the past, I 0:21:12.880 --> 0:21:17.119 can't say as someone who has had iron. Now I 0:21:17.200 --> 0:21:23.520 had to, says someone who has ironed lots of clothes, 0:21:25.040 --> 0:21:29.800 I choose not to do it. Mm hmm. Also a 0:21:29.840 --> 0:21:37.520 lot of my clothes very flammable, very multiple. I'm not 0:21:37.560 --> 0:21:39.680 dealing with a lot of natural fabrics all the time. 0:21:40.400 --> 0:21:44.040 Mm hmm. So I don't always iron because I can't. 0:21:45.480 --> 0:21:47.200 But a lot of those clothes that are very flammable, 0:21:47.760 --> 0:21:50.600 you don't need iron him anyway, Like all these leggings 0:21:50.640 --> 0:21:52.560 I got, you need the iron, m leggings. Don't you 0:21:52.560 --> 0:21:57.440 put a leg in it and a wrinkles because it's 0:21:57.440 --> 0:22:04.480 on his body? Right, Yes, the body is the iron. 0:22:04.560 --> 0:22:08.840 I got you right, The body is the iron. Okay, body, 0:22:09.040 --> 0:22:14.320 body iron. That's all I'm saying. Okay, now, how do 0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:19.560 you say iron? Um? I hear that's the only way 0:22:19.640 --> 0:22:24.240 you say. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know a kid that 0:22:25.320 --> 0:22:28.360 he was very confused. He would always first of all, 0:22:28.359 --> 0:22:31.040 he talked very fast, and he would always call an 0:22:31.080 --> 0:22:35.160 iron and earn. And so there was one time where 0:22:35.200 --> 0:22:38.200 he was talking about how his mom was mad because 0:22:38.200 --> 0:22:42.760 he broke the urn, and we were like, yeah, I 0:22:42.760 --> 0:22:50.800 mean it's an urn. You've got somebody's ashes all over 0:22:50.840 --> 0:22:55.320 your like like yeah, because we didn't understand him for 0:22:55.359 --> 0:22:58.160 the longest time. It took us like a good eight 0:22:58.240 --> 0:23:01.439 to ten minutes of him trying to explain because he 0:23:01.520 --> 0:23:04.399 also can't say it in any other way. So he's like, no, 0:23:04.480 --> 0:23:08.840 it's not earned, it's nearn Like that's the same word 0:23:09.359 --> 0:23:13.480 that you're saying. My mom was, Uh, my mom had 0:23:13.720 --> 0:23:17.320 a friend when we lived in Miami and they were 0:23:17.600 --> 0:23:20.439 country and she went over there one time. She went 0:23:20.480 --> 0:23:23.840 to their house without me and my brother and their 0:23:23.960 --> 0:23:28.560 youngest son. He said, he my mom, money goes where 0:23:28.600 --> 0:23:32.280 you're churn at. My MoMA said, excuse me, like your 0:23:32.359 --> 0:23:35.240 churn and my mother said, I'm so sorry, and he said, yo, 0:23:35.440 --> 0:23:39.920 chick ran and where my children? He said, yeah, you're 0:23:40.040 --> 0:23:44.560 charing and mom said, they're they're not with me. There's definitely, 0:23:44.680 --> 0:23:47.359 especially in your mom's mind. I'm sure that after the 0:23:47.440 --> 0:23:51.280 first one, like where you're churing it's like I get 0:23:51.359 --> 0:23:58.600 my butter at the store. Do you have like like 0:23:58.880 --> 0:24:01.320 if somebody just cause it you completely you don't know 0:24:01.359 --> 0:24:03.159 what they're saying and try to make sets of it. 0:24:03.520 --> 0:24:06.160 One of one of my favorite instances of this happening 0:24:06.680 --> 0:24:11.720 was on uh, to Catch a Predator, all right, on 0:24:11.840 --> 0:24:15.119 to catch a Predator. This dude shows up. Chris Hansen 0:24:15.200 --> 0:24:18.920 got him, you know, got him like like and then 0:24:18.960 --> 0:24:21.479 this dude is like a little wanna be you know 0:24:21.800 --> 0:24:25.360 eminem right, so he's already got the cap, he's got 0:24:25.520 --> 0:24:28.840 like all the stuff, and you know, Chris Hanson starts 0:24:28.840 --> 0:24:31.719 asking him questions like, you know, like why were you 0:24:31.800 --> 0:24:34.920 talking to a young teenager on the on the internet? 0:24:34.960 --> 0:24:37.080 All the stuff like that, all the Chris Hanson stuff 0:24:37.119 --> 0:24:42.040 that Chris Hansen does. And this guy goes, uh, he 0:24:42.240 --> 0:24:45.280 pulls his hat down and he's like, I don't really 0:24:45.320 --> 0:24:47.280 be on I don't even really want to be on 0:24:47.359 --> 0:24:50.840 TV right now. You feel me? And like so so 0:24:50.920 --> 0:24:53.800 he does that, which is already like oh man said 0:24:53.840 --> 0:24:57.520 this guy to jailed out for multiple things like and 0:24:57.680 --> 0:25:00.760 so so then as he said, I don't really want 0:25:00.760 --> 0:25:02.800 to be on two right now? You feel me? Chris 0:25:02.800 --> 0:25:06.720 hands a completely but understanding but without missing a beet goos, yes, 0:25:06.760 --> 0:25:17.960 we are filming. No, that's not you feel me. No, 0:25:18.320 --> 0:25:22.200 you know that's not That's not what happened. You feel me, 0:25:22.640 --> 0:25:27.119 not what I'm saying. All of those things. There was 0:25:27.160 --> 0:25:30.199 always like jokes like the nineties and two thousands and 0:25:30.240 --> 0:25:33.600 somebody was like, yea, you feel me? Like no, dude, not, 0:25:34.440 --> 0:25:36.000 I think that's how something will doing. But like you 0:25:36.040 --> 0:25:37.320 feel me? And this guy was like, I don't want 0:25:37.320 --> 0:25:45.840 to touch you, and I've laughed are so I don't 0:25:45.880 --> 0:25:51.840 want to touch you? I saw this, Uh this thread. Um, 0:25:51.880 --> 0:25:55.960 I think there's a embracing black culture. I don't know 0:25:56.000 --> 0:25:58.520 if it's funny. Because my friend Lince was like she said, 0:25:58.880 --> 0:26:01.560 she said, I've learned so much on embracing black culture, 0:26:01.600 --> 0:26:03.440 and I was like cool. She said, think that was crazy. 0:26:03.520 --> 0:26:07.520 Was like bleach when washing dishes, and I was like, yeah, 0:26:07.840 --> 0:26:10.160 I don't do it because I don't like the smell 0:26:10.200 --> 0:26:13.119 of bleach and it makes your hands weird. I also 0:26:13.200 --> 0:26:15.760 don't do it because I washed my dishes soon enough 0:26:15.880 --> 0:26:19.160 that bleach never comes into the conversation. But some people 0:26:19.200 --> 0:26:21.640 just do it all the time. I when I found 0:26:21.640 --> 0:26:23.080 out there were people that do it all the time, 0:26:23.119 --> 0:26:27.040 I was genuinely blown away. I was like it just 0:26:27.400 --> 0:26:34.879