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Speaker 2: Call from Crow.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Hi, how are you hi?

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Speaker 2: Good? So I'll get right into what I would like

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Speaker 2: to talk about. I've been wanting to talk about for

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Speaker 2: a long time, So per se you are going to

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Speaker 2: hook up or date somebody and you only have a

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Speaker 2: singular butt cheek? Do you, uh, do you feel that

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Speaker 2: you must discuss our preface to that person that you

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Speaker 2: are missing an ash cheek?

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Speaker 1: Well, look you do you you you said.

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Speaker 3: Must, I guess not must, but like you.

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Speaker 1: Would obligated forget about obligate, you hit it in must

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Speaker 1: because those are what is There's no authority in this

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Speaker 1: in this universe that you, oh yeah, operating in so

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Speaker 1: uh are you talking about? For your own sake?

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Speaker 2: It's something that has happened to me in the past

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Speaker 2: that I just think about a lot. I have both

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Speaker 2: of my butt cheeks, but I have met people who

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Speaker 2: have not.

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Speaker 1: You've had You've met multiple people who don't have. How

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Speaker 1: did I'm trying to I'm imagining in my head with that?

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Speaker 1: Does that look like a guy with one leg?

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Speaker 2: So like in in the instance of somebody that I

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Speaker 2: had dated before who didn't say anything about it, it

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Speaker 2: was kind of like Nemo's little fin where there was

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Speaker 2: like a little bit of a little bit of cushion

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Speaker 2: on the skin but no cheek.

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Speaker 1: Cushion on the skin but no cheek, So was was

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Speaker 1: it was his ass completely flat?

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Speaker 2: He hadn't the other cheeks, but his he had a

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Speaker 2: good portion of his other one amputated.

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Speaker 1: I forget Marsa after he got what MRSA, is that

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Speaker 1: a butt cheek disease?

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Speaker 2: Uh, it's infection in your blood?

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Speaker 1: I think, oh, okay, okay, so this is not you, okay,

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Speaker 1: because I thought you had a one butt cheek and

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Speaker 1: you were debating with it. To tell this is you

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Speaker 1: have somehow, this is kind You're like a statistical anonymy.

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Speaker 1: You've hooked up with multiple guys that only have one

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Speaker 2: No, just just the one. But I can't assume everybody

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Speaker 2: So I just try not to.

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Speaker 1: Like, that's you know what, that's good, it's good. Easy.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't assume anything, but you know, can I just

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Speaker 1: this has nothing to do with anything, But I like

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Speaker 1: a girl hooking up with a guy. You I feel like,

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Speaker 1: when I'm thinking about various sexual positions, you don't even

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Speaker 2: But that much, No, that's that's that's why it took

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Speaker 2: are you are you missing a cheeks? And he was

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Speaker 2: just like so nochal He was like yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well he well, I mean he was nonchalant because that's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that I can't think of as any either. The

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Speaker 1: He sounds like you're bullying this man.

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Speaker 3: Oh entirely.

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Speaker 1: Why did you guys meet?

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Speaker 2: We went to school together.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and so you okay, And you started this conversation

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Speaker 2: If personally you would be like, hey, I'm missing a

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Speaker 1: Are you saying that because did you feel swindled? Did

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Speaker 2: No, No, not at all. I just was like reflecting on

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Speaker 2: I would prepase. I'm like, oh, yeah, I walk with crutches,

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Speaker 2: And I was just like, I wonder if i'd do

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Speaker 2: a properability or anything.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think if I were a little bit depends.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I would bring it up on the

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Speaker 1: I would probably bring it up, like right before we

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, you know, you asked like the SDD question,

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Speaker 2: the table.

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Speaker 1: So ever since you met this guy, have you started

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Speaker 1: asking men how many butt cheeks they have, and if so,

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Speaker 1: how is that? How what have The response has been,

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Speaker 2: Thought about it. I never have and everybody since has

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Speaker 1: Did now the did you? Did you? Did you have

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Speaker 1: Was it a Did it impede your sexual experience at all?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: And I mean it's made a funny story for themainder

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Speaker 1: That's so funny that you you were making fun of

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Speaker 1: Did you hear that? Just now?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Okay, never mind, all right, we can't cut that product,

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Speaker 1: or we can leave an on a good book anyway,

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Speaker 1: all right, Oh, it's just funny to me that you

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Speaker 1: And now, however many years it's been since you stopped

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Speaker 1: talking to him, you continue you can you continue to

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he tried to kill me.

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Speaker 1: It's fine, he already tried to kill you.

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Speaker 2: He uh held me up against the wall by my

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Speaker 2: neck and then pushed a knife to my stomach. Oh Jesus, Ye, well, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know, I think might have been all the anger

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Speaker 2: from his buttons being gone. I think it really like torn.

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Speaker 1: Apart or so this is did you like date this

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I did the guy year.

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Speaker 1: How did what? How did things escalate to that?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I don't. He was He's a little little unhinged. He

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Speaker 2: just kind of wanted to do the thing of being like,

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Speaker 2: I want to prove to you that I could kill you,

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Speaker 2: so that you're like kind of afraid of me, so

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna like kind of try.

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Speaker 3: To kill you.

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Speaker 1: Holy fuck.

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Speaker 2: We didn't stay together much longer after that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that would turn me off of

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Speaker 1: one cheeked men forever. I would if I were you,

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Speaker 1: I would forever look at, uh, the lack of two

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we should like maybe on dating profiles or something

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Speaker 2: like all right, age, height, zodiac sign, what cheeks data?

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Speaker 1: Not necessarily I got there are probably guys listening to

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Speaker 1: it's not all of us, but you're one for You're

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Speaker 1: one for one on single cheeked guys being maniacs. How's

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Speaker 1: your how's your dating life?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you with the two cheeks a two cheeker?

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Speaker 2: Yep, he's got He's got both of his cheek and

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Speaker 2: maybe a few extra in his basement.

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Speaker 1: That that that makes him sound worse than the first guy?

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Speaker 2: What you No? Not at all? He's great. We whip together.

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Speaker 1: That's good? Well, Crow, Is there anything else that you

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I think that was it I got. My answer

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Speaker 2: is great? Talking to you?

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Speaker 1: Great? Talking to you too. I wish you many more

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Speaker 3: What do you?

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Speaker 1: What do you do? What do you do with your life?

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Speaker 2: I love pull prime artists?

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Speaker 1: Oh cool? What do you? What can art you?

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Speaker 2: Mac so? I make a lot of it out of

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Speaker 2: recycled toys. I have a project with waste conservation of

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Speaker 2: teaching like classes at libraries and stuff of kids and adults,

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Speaker 2: or how to make different objects for things so they

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Speaker 2: don't go in the garbage?

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Speaker 1: Nice? What so? Like you take things that people you'll

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Speaker 1: take like a cup and turn it into a barbie.

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Speaker 2: More like you'll we'll take old barbies and tear them

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Speaker 2: apart and turn the heads in the ear rings. Or

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Speaker 2: my main thing is we'll take old like teddy bears

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Speaker 2: and stuff and we'll we'll gut them and everything, and

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Speaker 2: then we'll turn them into bags to backpacks.

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, you make the kind of ship from like

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Speaker 1: Sid's Room from toy stories.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard that one a lot. That's a that's

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Speaker 2: a nickname.

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Speaker 1: So you make terrifying looking toys.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I've done that before too. Some of them are

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Speaker 2: genuinely really cute. But like a lot of times people

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Speaker 2: request that I make them a bag and they like

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Speaker 2: want an extra head out of it or something like, oh, okay,

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Speaker 2: I could do that. I'm like, well, I got this

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Speaker 2: body lighting around, so like I made like an elephant

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Speaker 2: body baby head purse. That went's still for sett.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever made a doll with one but cheek?

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Speaker 1: That kind of sounds like it's in the same vein.

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Speaker 2: Hey I didn't, But that sounds like a very therapeutic

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Speaker 2: art project.

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Speaker 1: Or would it be like a reminder.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure. One of my recent art pieces that

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Speaker 2: I did is I took a big ball gown skirt,

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Speaker 2: and I like sewn a bunch of old toys and

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Speaker 1: I like that. That's cool. Do you when you're looking

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Speaker 1: Mmm, this is quite you. And this is your full

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Speaker 1: Drop your shiit. What's your Instagram.

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Speaker 2: Casual underscore crow?

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Speaker 1: Casual underscore crow. All right, I'll check out what's the

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Speaker 1: most fucked up looking thing you've ever made?

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Speaker 2: Um? Okay, so this one there's a two part series

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Speaker 1: Man, are you afraid? Are you ever afraid that like

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Speaker 1: But now, okay, now before we go, do you have

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Speaker 1: What what? What's? What's? What are we doing?

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Speaker 2: I'm imagining like a whole Have you seen the the

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Speaker 1: No, I'm I'm going to look that up.

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Speaker 2: I don't remember the official name of that. It's really cool.

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Speaker 2: It's very sad, it's really cool. So I'm picturing like

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Speaker 2: just like entirely melted mannequins, but there's still like parts

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Speaker 1: How long have you been doing this for? How does

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Speaker 2: So I've done art for most of my life. I'm

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Speaker 2: I don't really want to see your graphic design jobs.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. It sounds like you've been through a ton

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: What a casual underscore Crow? Yep, all right, man, I'll

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Speaker 1: check you out. I gotta do you have a picture

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure there might be family.

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Speaker 1: Can you make Can you put my head on Spider

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I would just need to like either find

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Speaker 1: Man, No, I love this sounds like a cool idea.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna check you out, casual underscore Crow. All right, Crow,

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Speaker 1: is there anything else that you want to say to

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Speaker 1: God before we go.

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Speaker 2: See after sex, keep both of your butt cheeks. Have

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Speaker 2: a good night.

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Speaker 1: God, bless you, Carol, thank you all right, but my

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Speaker 1: Uh the penguin from surfs Up's head. Let's do that.

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Speaker 4: All from J Wally Hello, Hello, Hi, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 1: Not much? What what's up with you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's it's a it's a lonely night for me. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: And I was watching the stream and stuff, so I

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Speaker 1: What what's uh? Why is it so lonely?

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Speaker 4: I'm in a hotel right now, I'm on the road

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Speaker 1: What what are you traveling for for work? Okay? What

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Speaker 4: Uh, I do boring government stuff for a specific place

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Speaker 4: in the world at the Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, you work for the government of Does

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Speaker 1: Canada have a government? I don't like, just what's going

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Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I guess we're just a bunch of happy

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Speaker 1: Do do you feel? Do people say thank you more

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Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure. I went to the US a little bit,

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Speaker 4: And then thank you. It's more like, yeah, I'm going

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Speaker 1: So do you you're you're feeling lonely? Do you have

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, it's just that I'm like probably ten

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Speaker 1: All right, So what the fuck are you calling me for?

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Speaker 1: Go call your hot wife.

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Speaker 4: She's at a dinner right now. So that's why I'm lonely.

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Speaker 4: She normally I would call her, but she's at a

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Speaker 1: By the way, that's a hilarious you Just the way

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Speaker 1: like what makes them pretty decent?

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, it depends of your interpretation of pretty decent.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know what's because when you say pretty decent,

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Speaker 4: Oh no, but I was more. I was more talking

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Speaker 4: I just have a cat, a wife, and just like brothers,

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Speaker 4: You know you're asking that question, and I feel like

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Speaker 4: that's a great story to tell. I wasn't calling to

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Speaker 4: Not really. I figured I was just gonna go on

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, now that I know that for you, decent

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'll try to make it short. So I was

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Speaker 4: So, I put my car on sale on a website

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's pretty cool. Well that's cool that you

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Speaker 4: I mean we're still pretty young too, so like I'm

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Speaker 1: You know, that's cool that you guys could say a

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Speaker 1: You know, do you feel as though you're the same

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Speaker 1: person at twenty nine as you were when you were nineteen?

442
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

443
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of yeah. I mean a little bit more

444
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 4: responsibility with like money and adulting shit, But like I

445
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:06,399
Speaker 4: still feel like I'm the same person, because when you

446
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:11,120
Speaker 4: compare like twelve years old to fifteen to sixteen to eighteen,

447
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 4: it feels like you're you're a different person every step

448
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 4: of the way. But like now that I'm twenty nine,

449
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,399
Speaker 4: when I look back at when I was twenty, I

450
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 4: feel like same person, just different age number.

451
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Speaker 1: No hmmm, uh yeah, I mean that's good. Like, well,

452
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Speaker 1: I don't know, I every dude, I mean, for me,

453
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Speaker 1: every fucking month of my life, I feel like I'm

454
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Speaker 1: a different person every month. I'm like, man, last month,

455
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: I was really fucking stupid, but this month I'm I'm

456
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Speaker 1: finally a real adult.

457
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and what what is it that you did recently

458
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Speaker 4: that make you think of yourself as too good person

459
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 4: or as that you did something stupid? I'd like you

460
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 4: to share that with us.

461
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 1: Oh, man, now you're the therapy. Get go. Let me

462
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: think that's a good question. Man, that's a good question.

463
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:21,199
Speaker 1: I think. Ah, Man, just a lot of like, like

464
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Speaker 1: I know, I'll get into an argument with somebody and

465
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: then I'll be like, why was I upset about that thing?

466
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Speaker 3: You know?

467
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Speaker 1: Or like I'll uh uh, I don't know, just just

468
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,679
Speaker 1: just I had a funck. I wish I had a

469
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: more specific example, but just general irresponsibility that I feel

470
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: as though I uh uh learned from each day.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I get it. But I mean if if,

472
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Speaker 4: if you're not really able to find like a really

473
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Speaker 4: precise explanation, maybe you're not a thing as stupid as

474
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:05,199
Speaker 4: you think you are. Right. Sometimes maybe it's just a

475
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 4: matter of stopping looking where you are in life and

476
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,360
Speaker 4: being like, eh, the fuck I got it?

477
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Speaker 1: You know, Maybe maybe you're right. Maybe I'm too hard

478
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Speaker 1: on myself.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, you're you're sitting I don't know if

480
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 4: I don't know if you're sitting at home right now,

481
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 4: or if it's like an office or anything. You don't

482
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 4: You don't have to say that, but you have to

483
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 4: look at what you've built. Right You have an audience

484
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 4: right now. People are are watching you and they're obviously

485
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 4: entertained by what you're doing. So I feel like you

486
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 4: should be proud of yourself.

487
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Speaker 1: No Ah, thanks man, geez, you guys really are a

488
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Speaker 1: lot nicer in Canada.

489
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to represent my fellow Canadian's friend.

490
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Speaker 1: Well, you know, man, you man, you really called in

491
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Speaker 1: like I'm alone in a hotel. I thought you were

492
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Speaker 1: like suicidal.

493
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Speaker 4: Man.

494
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: You called in like I'm alone in a hotel room

495
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: and what I'm gonna do? And I was like, you know,

496
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Speaker 1: be your friend for you know, ten minutes and here

497
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: and it's totally flipped. You've you've fucking you know, you

498
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: got into my brain.

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, well, I mean the helper always needs to

500
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Speaker 4: get help once in a while.

501
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Speaker 1: You know, what part of Canada are you in?

502
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Speaker 4: You?

503
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Speaker 1: Do you are?

504
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Speaker 3: You?

505
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Speaker 1: Are you anywhere near Toronto or Vancouver? Uh?

506
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Speaker 4: No, neither of neither of. I'm from the the only

507
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 4: French part of Canada.

508
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Speaker 1: Oh, Montreal.

509
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, Montreal is the biggest city of the province.

510
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Speaker 3: Yeah.

511
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Speaker 1: Do you I do you speak are you? Like, do

512
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Speaker 1: you speak French?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

514
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 4: Yes, my first language is uh French. But I did

515
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 4: work for over three four years in English provinces, so

516
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 4: I'm able to learn English that way. Well.

517
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Speaker 1: It's funny because you I you your accent sounds Canadian,

518
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: but there's you also do sound a little European, maybe,

519
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: like like I would like if you told me you

520
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: were German, I would believe you.

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Speaker 4: Well, I I guess that's uh, that's probably the the

522
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 4: mixture of Canadian and uh, the French Canadian. Yeah, and

523
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 4: I also learned my English and Alberta, so it probably

524
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 4: sounds a little bit uh redneck Canadian. That's probably a

525
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 4: reason too. So I have like probably I guess, three

526
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 4: different accents in there. Mumm hmm.

527
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Speaker 1: So what does your wife do if you I still

528
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: don't really know what you do.

529
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that that's pretty much it. I feel like it

530
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 4: would be too boring and more complicated to get into

531
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 4: that and in in back all and and that's not

532
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 4: really the important thing. But my lovely hot wife works

533
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 4: in uh, I guess, in the hospital healthcare kind of

534
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 4: kind of thing. She do tests for hearts, brains, and

535
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 4: nerves and ship some smart people. Thing that I can't

536
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 4: really understand.

537
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Speaker 1: You know, sounds hot what I said, it sounds hot.

538
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it kind of sounds hot. Because one one of

539
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 4: the tests she actually does is for for I guess,

540
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 4: guys in general that have problem for their for their

541
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 4: wieners to go up, you know, racild dysfunction. So there's

542
00:31:54,040 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 4: a test that she puts electrodes on those guys is penises,

543
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 4: and she fucking shocks them.

544
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Speaker 1: Have you ever asked her to do that to you?

545
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 4: No, I thought about it, but I never asked her.

546
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 4: But now that you say it, I mean, I guess

547
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 4: I should.

548
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Speaker 1: I well, I don't know. I don't know if is that.

549
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: I think in the US, at least, like there's a

550
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: thing you can't like be the patient of one of

551
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Speaker 1: your family members. I think, like you can't have like

552
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: your dad be your doctor and shit. But like I

553
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: don't know, Canada, there's no fucking laws or anything, so

554
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 1: you could probably do it there.

555
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

556
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 4: Well, with like I mean, if I don't know if

557
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 4: you have a girlfriend or not, and you don't have

558
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 4: to divulge that information. But I mean, if you had

559
00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 4: a girlfriend and she she was to be like a

560
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 4: professional at shocking penises, yeah, would you like and and

561
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 4: there's no like there's no issue with like policies and

562
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 4: rules in regulation and like she's free to do anything

563
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 4: she wants. Would you like ask her to shock your penis?

564
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 1: Ah, well, your your wife. Is she shocking hard penises

565
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: or soft penises?

566
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 4: No, she's I assume.

567
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 1: Well if it's because if it's guys who are having

568
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: a Rechtyle's function, I assume I assume she's shocking soft

569
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 1: penises to make to like wake them up, make them

570
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: hard again.

571
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

572
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 4: I I well, I mean I'm not really sure, but

573
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 4: I guess if she's doing it because they can't have

574
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 4: a boner. I mean, I I guess they're doing it

575
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 4: to test the nerves.

576
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: And I haven't asked back. I have an answer to

577
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: your question. The answer is no. And here's why, because

578
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: of one of two things is gonna happen. Right, Either

579
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like it or I'm not. And if I

580
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: don't like it, it's probably gonna be an unpleasant experience

581
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 1: for me, and if I do like it now, I'm

582
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 1: gonna have to fucking shock my penis every time I

583
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: wanna come. And so I would I would rather even

584
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:29,359
Speaker 1: if like it was some undiscovered thing that is very

585
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: sexually pleasurable, I'd rather be ignorant to it because if

586
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: if I realized that's what I was into, I'd have

587
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: to buy a bunch of expensive equipment and i'd have

588
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,439
Speaker 1: to read, you know, go wash the pads every five,

589
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 1: you know times, and it'd be it'd be a whole thing.

590
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,919
Speaker 1: So I don't think it's a beneficial No benefit could

591
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 1: come from it. Yeah, what about you? Would you let

592
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: your wife shock your penis?

593
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 4: I guess I guess i'd try it.

594
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a professional penis show.

595
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean she knows what is. She knows what

596
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:10,399
Speaker 4: she's doing, right, What like I mean the question, I mean,

597
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 4: I feel like your response is is not a great

598
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 4: one because I feel like you decided decide more on

599
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 4: on on the fear side of your brain than like

600
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 4: being adventurous. Uh, don't you think you're Like? Yeah, I

601
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 4: feel like you prefer not to try just in case

602
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:37,399
Speaker 4: I like it. But what what's bad about liking it?

603
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 4: You know, like, what are you afraid of about liking

604
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:42,760
Speaker 4: your penis getting shot?

605
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: Dude? Will you be my therapist? I actually need you

606
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 1: in my life to tell me these things, correct, you

607
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 1: know what. I don't know why, I don't know where.

608
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: Over the years, I've like just lost myself. You know,

609
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: You're right, man, You're right, I do know what. I'm

610
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,839
Speaker 1: being a little bit serious here. I I do live

611
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: a lot of I I you know, I I put

612
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: on a show like I'm you know, uh uh, not

613
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 1: scared of anything. But I've been living by fear too much.

614
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 1: And this thing that we're talking about right now, of

615
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 1: me saying that I would be too scared to shock

616
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: my penis is a great example of that. And you're right.

617
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 1: I needed you to tell me that I'm going to

618
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: try to stop living by my fear and if, for

619
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 1: whatever reason, we get into a situation where your wife

620
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: asks me.

621
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Speaker 4: To shock my penis, y, Yeah, I don't feel like

622
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 4: my wife would would ask you to shock your penis.

623
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 4: But I was more talking about like your wife, if

624
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 4: you had one, right, like my wife unfortunately is not

625
00:36:53,960 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 4: for rent or for sale. So that's that's number one,

626
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 4: but I would encourage you to find yourself a wife

627
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 4: that could shock your penis. But coming back to that fear, I.

628
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: Made a picture of you with that quote underneath it

629
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 1: to look at every morning when I wake up.

630
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 4: Do you think that the costume and the face paint

631
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 4: you put is a way for you to like express

632
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 4: your personality without actually being yourself, because yeah, you're afraid

633
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 4: to express who you are wild being yourself.

634
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: No, it's not a fear thing, but it's a I mean, look,

635
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 1: most most people who are going to hear this conversation

636
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: right now, they hear it on audio, so they don't

637
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: even like know that I'm wearing a costume right now.

638
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: It's it's my voice, it's me. But you know, I mean,

639
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: as far as the costume goes, h well, I just

640
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 1: look if I if I had like a if I

641
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: got on here and I was like, hey, folks, I'm

642
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: Lyle and this is the Lyle Show starring me Lyle,

643
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 1: you know, I'd feel like such a fucking douchebag. I

644
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: don't want to do that. I like being a weird, unexplainable,

645
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: cryptid thing. Ye, I'm like a little creature. It's fun.

646
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, And that's yeah, I guess, and that that's how

647
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 4: you were able to become famous by being the therapy gecko.

648
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:25,280
Speaker 1: Right, what's in what's in the mini bar of this hotel?

649
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 4: Uh? Do you mean like in my room?

650
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 1: Yeah?

651
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 4: No, there's a mini bars in hotels aren't really a

652
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 4: thing in Canada, unfortunately, I.

653
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 1: Guess there's nothing in there. It's just like an empty refrigerator.

654
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: Are you a drinker? Are Canadians big drinkers?

655
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 2: Uh?

656
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:55,280
Speaker 4: They I'd say, yeah, I guess, I kid, probably probably

657
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 4: more than in the US.

658
00:38:59,200 --> 00:38:59,399
Speaker 3: Yeah.

659
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, especially i'd say in the eastern part of Canada.

660
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 4: I guess we're pretty big beer drinker.

661
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

662
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 4: But yeah, Is there is there anything else that you

663
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 4: wanted to share with me tonight?

664
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 1: You're you are? You were really pulling the fucking reverse

665
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 1: Uno card on me right now. I was just about

666
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: to say. I was like, all right, what do I

667
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: know about you? You? You have a hot wife who

668
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 1: shocks people's penises. Yeah, you work for the Canadian governments. Uh,

669
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: you're in a hotel room right now?

670
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 3: Wait?

671
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: I forgot your name.

672
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 4: You can call me j J.

673
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know Jay. Is there anything else? You

674
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: seem like an interesting guy, I know that you're twenty nine.

675
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: Is there anything else that you want to say or

676
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: tell us before we go?

677
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,720
Speaker 4: No, I I feel like I'll let some other people

678
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 4: share their live story with you. But uh, it was

679
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 4: great talking to you and also fun. Fun fact, for

680
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 4: the last week, I've been going to sleep while listening

681
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 4: to your podcast because your voice is it's so calming.

682
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 4: Thanks man, And I know you're wondering, but no, I

683
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 4: I haven't had any wet dreams because I've been listening

684
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 4: to your party.

685
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 1: I was wondering that.

686
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 4: Because I know you were I just know it. I

687
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 4: read you like a book, that's.

688
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,280
Speaker 1: All you know. I like you, man. I totally thought

689
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 1: this was going to be a bummer and I would

690
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: have to convince you to, you know, fucking put the

691
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: pills down. But you, you, you convinced me to fucking

692
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: do that. So well. Thanks, thank you. Let me know what,

693
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 1: uh you know where where I can pay you for

694
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 1: your services? Just kidding, I'm not gonna do that, but

695
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: ja from from from the French Canadian Province. Good talking

696
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 1: to you, man, and keep living your your best life.

697
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: Do you feel less lonely now?

698
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 3: Yeah?

699
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 4: I do feel less lonely. But I also hope that

700
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 4: you will from from now on, you'll start, uh living

701
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 4: your life a little bit further away from the fear

702
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 4: side of your brain and be more adventurous.

703
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: All right, all right, I will don't need to pay me.

704
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 4: You don't need to pay me. You just you just

705
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 4: needed to do that, and and it'll it'll make me

706
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 4: go to heaven.

707
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: Right, I will shock my penis so that you can

708
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: go to heaven.

709
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 4: That's great. My my hot wife and and and myself

710
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 4: will be happy that you shocked your penis.

711
00:41:56,480 --> 00:42:02,800
Speaker 1: Hey, stay, stay frosting. Hey, you do see. I know

712
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like it. I know I'm gonna like it,

713
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,760
Speaker 1: And then I have to fucking go on Amazon and search.

714
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 1: I don't even know what the medical term is for

715
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:16,720
Speaker 1: a penis shocking machine, and it probably costs several hundreds

716
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 1: of dollars. But that's fear talking. God damn it, and

717
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm not living by that anymore.

718
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 3: Paul from Caroline.

719
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 1: Hello, whoa, what's up?

720
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 3: I got in that's crazy.

721
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: How you doing, Caroline?

722
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 3: I'm doing pretty good. How are you doing?

723
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: I'm doing good? Have we ever spoken before, Caroline?

724
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 2: No, we have not.

725
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 1: Well, Uh, what's up? With you. What's going on?

726
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 3: Oh, you know, just living life, trying to exist.

727
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:04,359
Speaker 1: Okay, living life and trying to exist. That's the best

728
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: thing you could ever try. That's really That's really what

729
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: everybody's doing, whether they know they are or not.

730
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 3: That's fair, that's fair.

731
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: It's totally cool. If not, we can, uh, you know,

732
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: just shoot the ship. But is there anything in particular

733
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 1: that you called in to want to talk about?

734
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 3: Yeah? Actually, uh so, uh have a therapist, I rail,

735
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 3: but why not talk to a get goo too about it?

736
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 3: You know?

737
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: Sure?

738
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 3: So? Uh, I'm a lesbian woo uh and I've been

739
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 3: dating my girlfriend for six years nice and we are

740
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 3: trying to start getting into like open relationships stuff. Oh okay,

741
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 3: and it's really scary.

742
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 1: Mmmm mmm tell me tell okay, so tell me what

743
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: the uh uh? What led up to the trying?

744
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 3: Who?

745
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: Who brought it up? What? What? How did you? How

746
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 1: did you get here?

747
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 3: I she brought it up first? Actually she so again,

748
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 3: like about a year after us dating, she was just

749
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 3: kind of like, hey, I think I'm a sexual and

750
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, well I'm not, but I like what

751
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 3: we have going on. And we've been riding that for

752
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,760
Speaker 3: about five years really?

753
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, m okay, Yeah.

754
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 3: So I don't know. It's some of those things like

755
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 3: the more I've looked into it, the more I've realized

756
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 3: other people deal with this, and I wanted to become

757
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 3: like a norm of like, hey, like it's okay to

758
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 3: be nominogamous.

759
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: Mm. So your girlfriend, So your girlfriend told you she

760
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: was a sexual, you said, five years ago? And so

761
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 1: have you not had then?

762
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 2: Oh?

763
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 3: No, no, it's been it's been pu it was January

764
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 3: or last year, not that I'm keeping tracks.

765
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:07,360
Speaker 1: Okay, And so was it? So did she bring it

766
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: up as kind of a like, listen, I'm asexual, and

767
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 1: I know that you have a a desire which I

768
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 1: cannot fail, and I I love you and want you

769
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: to be able to fulfill your desire, So we should

770
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: open open the gates essentially.

771
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like she just she's she just knows that there's

772
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 3: like things that she can't provide for me. But we

773
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 3: have a very healthy and happy relationship otherwise.

774
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 1: Right, So what you're saying, you're scared? Why are you?

775
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: What you tell me what the scaredness is about?

776
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 3: It's just the unknown. And also haven't like tried to

777
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,720
Speaker 3: date or flirt or hook up with anybody in six years,

778
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:48,280
Speaker 3: so you know it's kind of weird.

779
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 1: Well, is that is is the idea of like, I

780
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: don't know what your what the game plan would be,

781
00:45:56,200 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 1: but is the idea of like going hopping on the

782
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 1: tinder or the the going to the club or doing

783
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,280
Speaker 1: whatever to try to go and like hook up with people.

784
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 1: Is that is that like an exciting idea to you

785
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: at all?

786
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 3: A little bit like I like, like I like things

787
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 3: started with so that's nice, but like I'm just a

788
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 3: generally awkward person.

789
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm hmm. Yeah. Well, well if you're if the

790
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:38,280
Speaker 1: whole thing is like, oh I'm I hate the idea

791
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,399
Speaker 1: of going out and trying to get laid, is that it?

792
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 1: Or is that not yet? But is that a part

793
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: of it for me? Yeah?

794
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 3: No, not really, because like I don't know, I'm like,

795
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 3: I'm not really like a one night stand kind of person.

796
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:56,879
Speaker 3: I've done it a couple of times and always felt

797
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 3: really weird and bad. Okay, but it's also when I

798
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 3: was trying to be straight and hook me up with

799
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 3: guys and that sucked no offenseman, So so then what

800
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 3: tell me, what is what's your ideal situation? I guess

801
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 3: someone like that I'm like friends with that we can

802
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 3: hook up with, like you know, yeah, but also like

803
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 3: not like she like again like my girlfriend, like she

804
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:29,839
Speaker 3: wants to be like aware, like it's not some big

805
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 3: secret thing. But also I don't think she's like really

806
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 3: wanting to be like, oh I have to know every

807
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 3: single detail of what's happening.

808
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: Okay, are you like, what's your what's your therapist told you?

809
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: You said you've talked to a therapist? What do they say.

810
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 3: That? Well, wait, we didn't get a ton into it.

811
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 3: She was just kind of more affirming the like that

812
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 3: it's okay to be scared and it's okay to be

813
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 3: uncomfortable with things like this, and like, good job me

814
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 3: and my girlfriends for trying to start something new and

815
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 3: be open and communicate about it.

816
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean.

817
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 3: And she recommended a She recommended a book an audiobook

818
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 3: I've been listening to it called panned pan Secure by

819
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, what's the what's the author's name, Jessica Firn

820
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 3: pan Secure by Jessica Fern. It's all about different consensual

821
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 3: non monogamy.

822
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, okay, what's it? Pan secure? Yeah?

823
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 3: Sorry, polysecure polysecure, Oh.

824
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 1: Poly secure, poly secure. Okay, so you're trying to practice

825
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 1: what what what they call ethical non monogamy? Yeah, okay,

826
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: And like.

827
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 3: From what I've listened to of this book so far,

828
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 3: it makes it seem like it's actually something that like

829
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 3: a lot of people might benefit from, I'm sure, and

830
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 3: like it's just not like a social norm and there's

831
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 3: a lot of I guess, stigma around it and misunderstanding

832
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 3: of what that means because there's so many Like the

833
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 3: things that I've learned from this book so far is

834
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 3: that there's so many different levels of consensual non monogamy.

835
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: Mmmm, what tell me about the like, like, is there

836
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: an I don't know, there's a stupid question, but is

837
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: there like a level that you identify with on these

838
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: on these these levels that have been laid out for you?

839
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, No, definitely, that's not a stupid question at all.

840
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 3: I think it's kind of more of like there's like monogamish.

841
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 1: And monogamish.

842
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 2: Hate.

843
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 3: I hate that that's the term because it sounds no,

844
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 3: what do you mean you hate that?

845
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,240
Speaker 1: That's the term. That's a fantastic term, monogamish.

846
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 3: And also I didn't come up with it so I

847
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 3: learned it.

848
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:56,760
Speaker 1: That's you never heard that before. That's a great term

849
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: to describe something.

850
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 3: It's you know, agama slash like open relationship where like

851
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:08,320
Speaker 3: most of the emotional and most like the emotional support

852
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 3: you get comes from your main relationship. Again, I pardon

853
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 3: anyone who's listening who I'm getting this wrong. I don't

854
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 3: want to misquote the book, but you get essentially your

855
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 3: emotional support from your main partner, and then any sexual

856
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 3: support that you don't feel like you're lacking you can

857
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 3: seek elsewhere.

858
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: M hm. You know you said that the book is

859
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: making you realize that that there's a lot more people

860
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: out there doing this than than maybe you had thought.

861
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, I mean, do you fucking human

862
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:52,320
Speaker 1: sexuality and emotions and relationships are like so infinitely complicated

863
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: and very infinitely across the eight trillion people that live

864
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: on the earth that like, you know, to con find

865
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 1: it to one thing you know, is a crazy is

866
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: to me a crazier idea than uh, you know, deviating

867
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 1: from the norm. Okay, so you're reading this book and

868
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I think I might want to be

869
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 1: monogami ish what and so like, do you have a

870
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, a a a game plan at all

871
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: of how you want to go out and meet people

872
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 1: or like how you want to kind of what you

873
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 1: want to do to move forward in this next phase

874
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:41,800
Speaker 1: of your relationship that you're looking into exploring.

875
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 3: Uh, that's just what I'm figuring out. There's this app

876
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 3: that I downloaded. I already forgot the name of it,

877
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 3: but it's for like people like looking for you know,

878
00:51:55,239 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 3: unconventional interactions and relationships and stuff, and like I don't

879
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 3: live in a small town, but it's also not like

880
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 3: a big city. So like I kind of scrolled through

881
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 3: the entire the entire uh listing essentially already. I don't

882
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,280
Speaker 3: think that's gonna be the answer.

883
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're not an app kind of gal.

884
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 3: Well, I mean to be fair, My my girlfriend and

885
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:28,359
Speaker 3: I we met on tender again six years ago, so like,

886
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 3: I like, I do believe there's there's something.

887
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:34,760
Speaker 4: To it, sure, And I don't know, I don't.

888
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 3: Even remember how to meet people, Like I've just been

889
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 3: in a relationship for so long, so you.

890
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 1: Know, it's a weird. It's a weird thing being single

891
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: because there's, uh, there's excitement to it as well. As

892
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: anxiety to it.

893
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the thing is like, it's I don't know,

894
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,360
Speaker 3: it's kind of the excitement of being like, oh, like

895
00:52:55,400 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 3: maybe this will be something, but also not because I

896
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 3: have a lot of supportant stuff that I need already, right,

897
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 3: I'm not. I don't know. I was out with some

898
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 3: friends the other night and like one of them who's by,

899
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 3: she was like kind of flirting with me, and I

900
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 3: was like, oh wow, I forgot what this is like

901
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 3: because she's like aware of the whole becoming open situation.

902
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,399
Speaker 3: I don't think she's actually interested in becoming a part

903
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 3: of that, but I was just okay by someone else

904
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 3: that's okay.

905
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: It felt so it felt nice to be to be

906
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:34,399
Speaker 1: to be flirted with with this person. Did that did

907
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: her flirting with you kind of like, uh make you?

908
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: Because you said you were feeling scared about this whole

909
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: thing and then here's a little sliver of it you're getting.

910
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 1: You're you're flirting with somebody outside of your relationship. Uh

911
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: that was that exciting to you? Did that? Did that

912
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 1: help you navigate your your scaredness at all?

913
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 2: Yeah?

914
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:00,839
Speaker 3: I definitely think so. And also just knowing that like

915
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 3: my girlfriend is okay, with this. So it was just

916
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 3: kind of like there was like no guilt involved.

917
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: Hmm.

918
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 3: And so it's like a whole new world because like

919
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 3: it's just this whole thing where I don't know, society

920
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 3: is just told us like, no, you're not supposed to

921
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 3: do that. You're in a relationship. But like if the

922
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:28,839
Speaker 3: boundaries are set, you can act within those boundaries as

923
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 3: much as you want.

924
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:34,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I don't I think that. You know, it's

925
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: you can to two consenting adults can live beyond what society,

926
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: uh you know tells them is what they're supposed to

927
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:48,879
Speaker 1: be doing. Yeah, And uh, I don't know. Also, it's

928
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 1: just like it's not who gives a ship. It's not

929
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 1: anyone else's life but yours, you know exactly. And people

930
00:54:55,960 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 1: I've heard people say like, oh, polyamory doesn't work and whatever.

931
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 1: I have no fucking idea, but people are people that

932
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: poly amory doesn't we nothing, fucking monogamy doesn't we nothing

933
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:13,359
Speaker 1: for it works, nothing works at all. Uh, We're just

934
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 1: giving everything our best shot.

935
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's.

936
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 1: I don't know.

937
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 3: Life's weird and relationships are weird, and I don't understand

938
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 3: why we've made these rules that we live.

939
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 1: With Yeah, I agree. I mean, look, and that's not

940
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 1: to say that people who who do have conventional relationships,

941
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 1: you know, are doing it. Nobody are doing it wrong.

942
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:44,280
Speaker 1: Nobody's doing it.

943
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 3: Right, absolutely not, absolutely not.

944
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then there's there's just everyone's just figuring out

945
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 1: what works for them. What is your name again? It's Caroline, Caroline.

946
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 1: How many times did ask you your name on this

947
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:57,359
Speaker 1: phone call?

948
00:55:58,800 --> 00:55:59,879
Speaker 3: Just once? Just one?

949
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see, well what what? Uh? What's next for you? Caroline?

950
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 1: What do you what? What's next in this journey that

951
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: you're on.

952
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 3: That's the part I'm trying to figure out. It's kind

953
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 3: of weird, like and I I don't know. My girlfriend

954
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 3: I had like a long talk about it yesterday about like, sorry,

955
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 3: like what does this look like? And a lot of

956
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 3: it is unknown and we're just gonna kind of figure

957
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:30,400
Speaker 3: it out as we go.

958
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:35,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I have to. I take relationship calls

959
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 1: on here a lot because it's you know, such a

960
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: It's not only the thing that people on here want

961
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 1: to talk about, uh the most, but also just what everybody,

962
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 1: I mean, people are obsessed with. They're obsessed with fucking

963
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 1: each other and being in love with each other. And

964
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 1: you can tell that because all every every song ever

965
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 1: written is about you know, a guy who wants to

966
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 1: fuck a girl, or a girl who wants to fuck

967
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 1: a guy or be in love with them or it's

968
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 1: all everyone wants to talk about, is you know, uh,

969
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 1: the romance, just the general romantic sexual sphere of life.

970
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: And it's so uh and it's complicate. I don't think

971
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 1: anyone ever has I don't think there it exists to

972
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 1: have it figured it out, you know, I'm not gonna

973
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 1: present that.

974
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 2: And again that's the whole.

975
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 3: That's the whole thing too, is like with you know,

976
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 3: like again like the thing with society, and like again

977
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 3: the media with songs and movies and everything. It's always

978
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 3: like guy gets girl happy, two people together and everything's perfect.

979
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 3: But that's not the case a lot.

980
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 1: Of the time, not at all.

981
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 3: Like it's so I don't know, I just I don't know.

982
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 3: Part of me just wants to put that out there

983
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 3: for anyone who's like, has dealt or is dealing with

984
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 3: anything similar or will deal with in the future. Like

985
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 3: you're not alone, Caroline.

986
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 1: Is there anything else you want to say to the

987
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 1: people of the computer before we go.

988
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 3: Uh be chill and you know, live and let live.

989
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 1: Live live, unless if you're uh an ant in my car.

990
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 1: My car was infested with ants a few months ago. Yeah,

991
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:34,040
Speaker 1: I hired somebody. I hired somebody to kill all of

992
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,520
Speaker 1: those and I did not let those ants live. So

993
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 1: I can't as someone who's had.

994
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 3: An antifestation in their car as well, they deserve to die.

995
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,600
Speaker 1: So there we go. We put a little asterisk nextill,

996
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 1: next to live and let live that needed to be there.

997
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Yeah, I have a good night

998
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 1: care on.

999
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1000
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 3: You do.

1001
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 1: You know? I bet an I bet ant relations I

1002
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 1: bet you know I'm talking all about all hell relationships

1003
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: are complicated. I bet ant relationships aren't complicated. I bet ants, well,

1004
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 1: ants talk, do they do the little antenna thing? But

1005
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,439
Speaker 1: I bet ants just kind of fuck and that's it.

1006
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 1: I don't think ants get married. Are animals monogamous? People

1007
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 1: have done research about this, I'm sure, but I don't.

1008
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just a guy in a gecko

1009
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 1: costume pontificating about science that I'm really sitting at a computer.

1010
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 1: I could google it. I'm gonna google this right now

1011
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 1: while I'm on the stream. Hold on we're gonna put

1012
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 1: this in the podcast. Are animals monogamous?

1013
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 4: Uh?

1014
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 1: Okay? All apparently wolves animals that mate for life gray

1015
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 1: wolf and an alpha male and his female partner are

1016
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 1: basically a power a couple in the wolf. To place

1017
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 1: in wolves, monogamy in animals, Now I'm on Wikipedia, there's

1018
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 1: social monogamy. I just realized, I'm trying to put this

1019
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 1: as like a one minute, end end book to this

1020
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 1: phone call.

1021
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 3: But.

1022
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 1: There's too much information here. Just go to the Wikipedia

1023
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: page for monogamy in animals and you know, scroll down

1024
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 1: it for about two seconds and then go play Minecraft.

1025
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 1: The relative size of male chesticles often reflect mating systems.

1026
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna get off of this. Goes on

1027
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 1: the line, taking your phone calls every nine, everything goes.

1028
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:51,200
Speaker 1: He's teaching you

1029
01:00:51,800 --> 01:01:04,840
Speaker 2: The memory line, an expert