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Speaker 1: Man, I just wanted to know how you came up

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Speaker 1: with the donkey.

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Speaker 2: Of the day, because you today there's a bunch of donkeys.

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Speaker 1: That is why, Charlemagne, if we live a life where

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Speaker 1: we fighte are tongue based off who we may have seen,

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Speaker 1: we never would say anything.

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Speaker 2: Else on the Breakfast Club.

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Speaker 1: In the words of charlemagnea god, he's a donkey.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, Charlamagne, you've given donkey of the day to who? Now?

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Speaker 1: Well, Buster rhymes donkey today for Tuesday, January fourteenth goes

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Speaker 1: to a fifty three year old Florida man named Donald Callaway.

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Speaker 1: What did younkle Shawla always say about the great state

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Speaker 1: of Florida. The craziest people in America come from the

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Speaker 1: Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now,

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Speaker 1: Donald is an animal lover, guys, Okay, yes, an animal lover.

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Speaker 1: He's getting donkey of today. Tell everyone that Peter to

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Speaker 1: gather around an animal lover is getting donkey to day today.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm fully aware of what an animal lover is. When

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Speaker 1: I say animal lover, I mean one of those people

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Speaker 1: who has a fondness for animals and cares for their

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Speaker 1: well being. Okay, Donald is very fond of animals. Some

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Speaker 1: animal lovers may also be concerned with animal rights and

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Speaker 1: the protection of animal species. I don't know if Donald

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Speaker 1: cares about animal rights, but I would assume he does.

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Speaker 2: Because of the love and fondness he shows animals.

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Speaker 1: Ok Peter, folks, that's what it's all about, right, the

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Speaker 1: love and fondness of animals. I'm interested to see what

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Speaker 1: Peter thinks of Donald, because you know, Peter goes hard

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Speaker 1: for animal rights. But I've never heard of anyone in

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Speaker 1: Peter showing love to animals like Donald does.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: I was looking at Peter's position on pets, and Peter

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Speaker 1: said it loves and respects the animal companions who share

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Speaker 1: their homes. Well, Donald loves the animal companions that are

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Speaker 1: all around him, and he shares a lot with them, not.

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Speaker 2: Just his home. Okay. See a lot of y'all talk

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Speaker 2: about your love for things, But are you willing to

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Speaker 2: put it all on the line? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Are you willing to put it all on the line

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Speaker 1: for these things you claim the love? Would you die

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Speaker 1: put your love of animals? Would you be willing to

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Speaker 1: give your life for animal rights?

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Speaker 3: Much?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Well, are you willing to go to jail for your

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Speaker 1: love of animals? Because Donald Calloway is in fact ready

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Speaker 1: to go to jail with his love of animals. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he loves animals so much that he was willing to

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Speaker 1: take a penitentiary chance for one.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to hear what he went to jail for.

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Speaker 1: Well, I will let a police officer from Florida explain

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Speaker 1: what happened.

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Speaker 2: Let's listen.

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Speaker 3: I've done this job my entire adult life, and occasionally

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Speaker 3: you run across something that you go, come on, man,

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Speaker 3: that really didn't happen. But it did. I mean, he

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Speaker 3: even admitted it. And here's what happened. He said, Well,

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Speaker 3: you know, I had just some sexual frustration. It was

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Speaker 3: really stupid. It was a dumb thing to do. Donald Callaway,

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Speaker 3: who's fifty three from Lake Wells, admitted that because he

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Speaker 3: was trying to do the wild thing with a horse. Oh, mayor.

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Speaker 3: The mayor was twenty eight years old. She said, nay,

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Speaker 3: we tried to interview the horse. She said, in my

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Speaker 3: twenty eight years in a horse, no one's ever done

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Speaker 3: anything like that to me before, and I hope it

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Speaker 3: never happens again. That's right. He tried to engage in

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Speaker 3: inappropriate conduct with a horse, which is clearly against the law.

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Speaker 3: Right now, he's out the pasture in the county jail.

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Speaker 1: Florida is the most unseerious, serious place ever. That was

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Speaker 1: an actual police officer from Florida who interviewed the horse.

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Speaker 1: He was talking to, tmc Okay Envy. Donald was sexually frustrated,

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Speaker 1: so he attempted to have sex with a horse. Let

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Speaker 1: me give you a little bit more details. First of all,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad the horse was of age. The horse was

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Speaker 1: twenty eight, so it's a grown ass horse, okay. But

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Speaker 1: things were still happening to this horse without the horse's consent.

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Speaker 1: As far as we know, we all watched mister ed

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Speaker 1: growing up as a child. If you were born in

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Speaker 1: the nineteen hundreds, maybe this horse could talk okay, and

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Speaker 1: she was an adult horse that knew what she wanted.

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Speaker 1: Maybe Donald calloway had the same power as doctor Dolittle,

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Speaker 1: and he can understand animals and they can understand him.

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Speaker 1: So the horse whose name was Raven, fell for his

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Speaker 1: ris whatever where I was, you know, made Donald pull

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Speaker 1: his penis out and started boxing the one eyed champ.

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Speaker 1: Then he started tapping that beef whistle against the horse's nose.

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Speaker 1: Then he attempted to penetrate said nostrils with his penis. Yes,

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Speaker 1: he tried to put in the horse's nostrils. Ladies, I

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Speaker 1: blame y'all. Y'all constantly talking about how you want a

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Speaker 1: man that's hung like a horse. Well, Donald said, damn,

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Speaker 1: I gotta see what that's hitting for. But this was

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Speaker 1: a woman's horse. That didn't make no sense. Now, a

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Speaker 1: human female body has three perfectly good holes.

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Speaker 2: Then search your blood sausage in right mouth with gant booty. Okay,

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Speaker 2: if it's a special occasion in.

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Speaker 1: A vagiant right, a mare grown female horse has the same.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't trust the mouth, okay, horse got teeth, might mistake

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Speaker 1: you blowney pwinty four carrot, And you need a ladder

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Speaker 1: to mount that thing from the back unless it's laying down.

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Speaker 1: So I guess that just leaves the nostrils of the horse. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not judging times.

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Speaker 2: It's hard out here.

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Speaker 1: Maybe Donald has had enough for humans and he's trying

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Speaker 1: to get with the horse because he heard people in

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Speaker 1: relationships with horses have stable relationships. I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: I just know that animals, as far as we know,

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Speaker 1: can't give consent.

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Speaker 2: Right, as far as we know, no means no.

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Speaker 1: H In Donald's case, nose means nose, But when it

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Speaker 1: comes to horses, may means nay. So please give Donald

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Speaker 1: Callaway the biggest he huh raise, Come on, come.

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Speaker 2: On, some things obvious. Okay, this is meth head White

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Speaker 2: all right.

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Speaker 1: Look, oh my god, exactly like he was on a

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Speaker 1: set of Shameless.

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Speaker 2: Exactly. He definitely he walked off the stead of breaking

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Speaker 2: bad Christ. He looked like four different type of cult

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Speaker 2: leaders all in the one damn all right, Well, thank

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Speaker 2: you for that. Donkey Today, sir, that's just crazy.

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Speaker 1: That's disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Nobody putting no penis and nobody.

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Speaker 1: Nostrils and the nose though, like then, Donkey Today is

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Speaker 1: don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on

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Speaker 1: your side.

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Speaker 2: If you're ever injured, go.

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Speaker 1: get the horns.

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Speaker 2: Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club