1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,080 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret on the new Heads of one 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:09,479 Speaker 1: six by one, What's big Purple and gets way too 3 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: handsy with people? Barney, Ye, got that right. That's exactly 4 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,439 Speaker 1: where I was going with it. A job, it's time 5 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,480 Speaker 1: for dirty little secret. And of course if you want 6 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,000 Speaker 1: to tell a secret on the show, just text us 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 1: four one h six one. We keep everybody anonymous, that's 8 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:25,120 Speaker 1: why everybody gets an anonymous nickname. And yes, what's big 9 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 1: hands You got it right? Yeah, Barney is on the 10 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: phone to tell us a dirty little secret. It is sad. 11 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: That means it was a horrible set up for that joke. 12 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 1: Or actually, yeah, even worse. It's easy to know that 13 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,960 Speaker 1: that was Barney. Well, Barney, how are you? I don't know. 14 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,919 Speaker 1: If about Hans being called Barney, I would be more 15 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: worried about being called handsy. All right, all right, Barney, 16 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,879 Speaker 1: Well thanks for calling in being willing to share your 17 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:57,600 Speaker 1: dirty little secret. What is your secret today? Well? I 18 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 1: don't know. You can't. First of all, you can't judge 19 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 1: me for it, okay, because I think you're gonna think 20 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: I'm weird, But it's not. It's actually really fun. It's 21 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,960 Speaker 1: not weird, And I don't mean any harm by it. 22 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 1: But okay, well we say it all the time. You know, 23 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: this is a judgment free zone. Yeah, unless we think 24 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 1: there's something we should judge you about them, we'll judge 25 00:01:12,319 --> 00:01:16,560 Speaker 1: you as long as it's not like some sort of 26 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: horrible crime or something. We're good. We're pretty open. Yeah, 27 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,759 Speaker 1: with whatever you're doing. I don't think it's illegal. I don't. 28 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:27,320 Speaker 1: I don't think it is. Okay, what is it now? Um? 29 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 1: I like to freak people out by like, um, like 30 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: strangers that I don't know. So what do you mean 31 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 1: you like to freak people out strangers that you don't know, 32 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,759 Speaker 1: so like make people think you know how people get 33 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 1: creeped out by someone watching them. Yeah? Okay, pretty normal. Yeah, 34 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: this sounds like it's going down a dark road. Yeah, 35 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: you're gonna think I'm a crazy stalker. No, um, so 36 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 1: here it is. Okay, here's here's my dirty little secret. 37 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: So what I like to do is if I'm at 38 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 1: the grocery store and I'm checking out, so like its 39 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 1: self checkout, and they to their phone number for their 40 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 1: bonus card or you know whatever helps surce U bonus 41 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 1: cards and things like that. I watched them and then 42 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 1: I remember that phone number. Okay, so you take down 43 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,880 Speaker 1: their phone number. Basically that's most people's rewards card number, right, 44 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: that's what you're saying. Yes, is there a particular reason 45 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: why you do this? Well, because then later I go 46 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,640 Speaker 1: on and I email them like I actually take a 47 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 1: photo of them checking out too, And then later I 48 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 1: email them, well, how do you how do you email them? 49 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: What their You only have their phone number? Well you 50 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,519 Speaker 1: can you can email a phone number. You can email? Yeah, yeah, 51 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 1: I guess you. Oh, you're right. I have gotten emails 52 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 1: from people's phones before. It's weird because it shows up 53 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 1: as a phone number and then it's like at and 54 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:45,359 Speaker 1: then like whatever. Yeah, yeah, okay, so you email them 55 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,239 Speaker 1: a picture of themselves checking out at the grocery store? Yeah? 56 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 1: Is that because do you think they're like good looking? 57 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: Or you just know? I like to mess with people. 58 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 1: That is so scary, Like what do you say when 59 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,520 Speaker 1: you send the email? Do you do you have anything 60 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,440 Speaker 1: that like you type out? Sometimes I say something like 61 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:07,360 Speaker 1: I see you like, or I'll say like I'll come 62 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,679 Speaker 1: out on what they bought, say maybe you should have 63 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 1: bought the diet. Wow. Do you get responses? Yeah? Almost 64 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 1: every time. It's like being like, hey, thanks for checking 65 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: out my groceries. What do people say back to you? No, well, 66 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 1: the first thing they say is who is this? Right? Yeah? 67 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the first thing they say. But then 68 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 1: I don't want answer them. So then sometimes they'll say 69 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: how did you get my number? Or you know, stop, 70 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 1: or they'll at they'll guess like they'll I'll get like 71 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 1: is this Suzie you know? Or is this dad? Or 72 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? But I never answer them 73 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 1: because I don't want to think about what's the email 74 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 1: address that you send them from? Well I can't. I 75 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 1: can't tell you the exact email, but I can I 76 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: can give you Okay, So this is what it's like. 77 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: It's basically like I saw you at the grocery store 78 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. Wow, wow, all right, that is 79 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,920 Speaker 1: a dirty little site. That's a big dirty Yeah. You 80 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 1: do it to both guys and girls, or just one 81 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 1: or the other, everybody, whoever it is. It just depends 82 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 1: on who's standing next. Oh man, shame on you can 83 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: you you being a girl? I think a better nickname 84 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: for you would have been Ted Bundy. It's less creepy 85 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 1: than party