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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Good by, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 1: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 1: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 1: uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey girl, are

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Speaker 1: you from Star Wars? Yon Delicious?

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Speaker 2: Do you like that one? Alexis?

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Speaker 1: Whatever you do, resist the urge to get into an

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Speaker 1: intense debate about who shot first in episode one of

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Speaker 1: The New Hope, Greto or Han.

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Speaker 4: The film went eneded to make it look like Greno

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Speaker 4: shot first.

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Speaker 1: They went over to that thing of poor comic con

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Speaker 1: Come on, you can't argue with that.

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Speaker 2: Jake Bull said Han at the same time. In the background,

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Speaker 2: nobody could hear him passion.

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Speaker 1: But that's when you give him the number to the

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Speaker 1: loser line. So hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail

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Speaker 1: that we can play on the air. Voicemails like this.

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Speaker 5: One, Hey, what's up? It's me? Was the guy that

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Speaker 5: recognized you on the street. I'm sorry that was awkward,

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Speaker 5: but I knew it was you. I knew it was you.

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Speaker 5: From Grandtuft out of five, the load screen as one

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Speaker 5: of it as possible if you wanna.

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Speaker 6: You wanna come by my my place and we can,

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Speaker 6: you know, get a photo of you in front of

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Speaker 6: my TV, like with the load screen doing like the

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Speaker 6: peace sign, the same one you didn't.

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Speaker 5: My friends are never gonna believe. But I met you

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Speaker 5: like that is crazy. I mean I could maybe order

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Speaker 5: pizza or you know, make you. I mean I think

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Speaker 5: I got some food in the fridge. We can We'll

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Speaker 5: figure something out, you know, but this is this is

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Speaker 5: so great. Uh and you're so hot. God, you're so hot.

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Speaker 1: Our producer just handed me photo of the load screen

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Speaker 1: from the game.

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Speaker 2: She's fully not real.

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Speaker 1: That is like, yeah, but somebody looks like her.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean I think any blonde girl taking his

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Speaker 2: selfie looks like her.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's Alexis.

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Speaker 2: I think she has I know that is also not

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Speaker 2: me Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Mom in her twenties.

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Speaker 2: That it's not actually off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 2: I see pictures of my mom in her twenties.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, my god, we all do brook trust

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Speaker 1: me to share those message?

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Speaker 3: Hey it's me. I'm just checking to see if you're.

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Speaker 7: Okay, really sorry about my boyfriend, you know, Ultimately, I

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Speaker 7: wanted to make him jealous, and when we were kissing,

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Speaker 7: you know, that was kind of my goal, and I

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Speaker 7: didn't think he was going to chove you like he did, so.

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Speaker 3: I know I should have probably I told you I

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Speaker 3: had a boyfriend. But then again, if I would have

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Speaker 3: told you, then you probably wouldn't have help me. You know,

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Speaker 3: I'm just I'm really just trying to like spice things

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Speaker 3: up a bit, and if he sees me with another guy,

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Speaker 3: you know, it gets him pretty fired up. So I

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Speaker 3: guess I should thank you, because you know, the end

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Speaker 3: of the night was ultimately really really good for me.

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Speaker 7: So I hope your arm's okay, and maybe i'll see

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Speaker 7: you out sometime next The old.

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Speaker 1: Make out with another guy to make your boyfriend jealous.

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Speaker 1: Trick Brook taught me that one, and now I made

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Speaker 1: it in the Hall of.

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Speaker 5: Fame for it.

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Speaker 2: The only problem with her getting the loser line is

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Speaker 2: I actually think that this poor man needs her number

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Speaker 2: just for insurance purposes, like she's the one that should

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Speaker 2: be paying his medical bills.

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Speaker 1: I think it was a solid move. And by the way,

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Speaker 1: if you have a jealous boyfriend, why not send him

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Speaker 1: over to our TikTok page to let off a little dean?

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Speaker 2: Is that what Jellou's boyfriends do on our page?

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Speaker 1: They do? I promise you this. He will be throwing

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Speaker 1: his laptop across the room, yelling these people actually have

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Speaker 1: a show, and maybe, just maybe he'll watch for long

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Speaker 1: enough to fall in love with our sense of humor.

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Speaker 1: Give us a little follow Brooke and Jeffrey number two

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Speaker 1: for jealous boyfriend watchers JLD currently number one. Chins again.

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Speaker 2: Constantly, Jeff, somebody else is a lovely woman and she's

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Speaker 2: very funny, Jeff. There's a reason her podcast is ranked

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Speaker 2: higher than our Always.

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Speaker 1: Us back to the clips.

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Speaker 7: Next message, wake up, you said you wanted to get

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Speaker 7: in shape.

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Speaker 2: Don't waste my time.

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Speaker 3: You don't tell me you want to be part of

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Speaker 3: a food camp training.

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Speaker 4: Program, and thank you don't.

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Speaker 3: Even show up on your first day, you get.

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Speaker 5: Your out of bed, don't waste my time, you bag it.

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Could there be a more unscary woman that was not

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Speaker 2: frightened at all?

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Speaker 1: And why why does all the boot camp people why

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Speaker 1: do they all love saying maggot?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I've never heard that.

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Speaker 4: I think it's a military.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think that they're actually they watched a

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Speaker 2: bad military.

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Speaker 1: Maggots are actually a very vital and important part of

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Speaker 1: our ecosystem. So I don't appreciate everybody dragging maggots all

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Speaker 1: the time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you call me important.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're standing up.

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Speaker 1: For maggots, right, somebody has to stand up for maggots today.

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Speaker 5: That's going to be the hill.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maggots, someone stand up for them.

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Speaker 2: Good slogan.

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Speaker 3: Strong.

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Speaker 4: Uh hey are you are you coming?

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Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on.

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Speaker 4: Like you know, I thought it's pretty cool when we

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Speaker 4: met that we were both high school mascot, so you

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Speaker 4: dared me to wear it. And I'm here like I'm

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Speaker 4: standing on the corner and my chicken suit. Where you said?

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Speaker 2: Are you?

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Speaker 3: Are you coming?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 5: Where? Where? Where are cut? People are laughing at me

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Speaker 5: right now.

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Speaker 4: I've been I've been waiting like ten minutes and people

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Speaker 4: are just staring at me. I'm not I'm not gonna

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Speaker 4: stand here all night. If I did, it would really

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Speaker 4: ruffle my feathers. Storry for the poultry puns. I'm trying

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Speaker 4: to entertain myself here. Sorry, Suiously. People just keep walking

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Speaker 4: up and trying to take photos with me, so hurry

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Speaker 4: up or call me back.

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Speaker 2: That man is put that chicken head on and put

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Speaker 2: a tip jar out.

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Speaker 1: Yes, suddenly I'm picturing all of the elmos out in

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Speaker 1: Times Square are just getting punked by women right now?

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Speaker 1: Are you Cheryl?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Are you Cheryl again?

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Speaker 1: Remember you can listen to Loser one regularly at this

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Speaker 1: time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the

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Speaker 1: every single Loser line, second date and phone tap right there,

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Speaker 1: We got a phone tap coming up right after this