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Speaker 1: As a parent, Paulina, you're having to come up with

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Speaker 2: I'm alive.

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Speaker 3: You're lying. You're lying. You like kids snkes lies to

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Speaker 1: This is how, this is how these the suits work

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Speaker 1: on everyone's life. But how are you lying to your kid?

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Speaker 1: And then I want to I want to expound on this.

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Speaker 1: You can call in text eight five five five three

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Speaker 1: And there's no judgment here because I got to imagine

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Speaker 3: It's like, I got to what's the lie?

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Speaker 4: The one that I'm doing right now is she likes

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Speaker 4: guess she sees a dog go out right in the morning.

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Speaker 4: She feels that she wants to go outside, and she'll

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Speaker 4: point outside and I say, but all site's closed.

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Speaker 3: She knows the closes O sidey is closed.

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Speaker 4: I say, outside closed, Gigi, outside closed, like it's not

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Speaker 4: She doesn't understand time yet, so I can't really say, like, well,

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Speaker 4: like ten o'clock.

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Speaker 4: But when I'm home on the weekend Saturday morning, I

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Speaker 3: Like outside the closed.

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Speaker 4: It's closed, like like there's a close sign. So she

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Speaker 4: understands open clothes kind of. So I'm like closed and

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Speaker 4: she goes closed, Mommy closed, and I said, yes, mommy closed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, so like, wait, is outside open?

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Speaker 4: I have coffee, but opens yeah, after I do like

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Speaker 4: Benzo goes out first though I told them for Benzo.

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Speaker 2: Benzo gets to go and I test out the water.

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Speaker 3: It's not outside for dog. It's not closed for dogs.

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Speaker 3: Never clos never.

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Speaker 2: Oh and our house never closed for Benzo.

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Speaker 1: Well he's a dog. Yeah, what otherwise you're telling your child.

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Speaker 1: I would like to know because I'm sure teas your

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Speaker 4: She has meltdowns when I let her face time my

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Speaker 4: and she's upsets like I think, like if she had

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Speaker 4: And when I let her FaceTime, you know, we got

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Speaker 2: We have to bound the day. And you know, she.

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Speaker 4: Much she freaks out and I say, Bobcha's working, bob

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Speaker 4: So I say, bob Cho work. I'm hoping she gets it,

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Speaker 4: like Bobcha's got things to do. Bocha is busy.

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Speaker 4: So that's the only way that can get them off

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, my sister tells the kids like that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it'll drive by it and it's like,

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Speaker 4: Yeah it's closed, it's canceled, doesn't exist. Yeah, we'll have

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Speaker 2: I just gets a lot at home, so she'll get

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Speaker 4: An excuse because my mom would always be like, oh,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that one I've done. That.

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Speaker 4: The one that I've done and I'll own is I

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Speaker 2: I had an amazing mileage. God bless, I'm so.

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Speaker 1: Grateful you've wheeled the child in here, so like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, you just right exactly. If you really wanted

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Speaker 2: And that happens once in a while.

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Speaker 4: It has happened, like I couldn't go to the casino

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Speaker 1: I told my kid that you have to have a

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Speaker 1: I really like that one. You need to use that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just pawn everything off on the grandparents. I think people

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Speaker 1: So the problem with doing that is that here's the

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Speaker 2: We spent way too much money there.

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Speaker 3: Well he's six and a half.

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Speaker 2: So we're doing great so far.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's how this is great. Managed to keep it going.

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Speaker 1: No, it's like people use their spouse. Oh yeah, we

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Speaker 3: Are you lied? Did you?

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Speaker 1: Are you really that much of a tyrant? Or is

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Speaker 5: So when he's fourteen now, so he's he's way too smart.

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Speaker 5: But when he was little, whenever I was eating something

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Speaker 1: That's pretty good, that is pretty good. Yeah, it's just

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if it was like a like a five day

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Speaker 5: the chocolate is spicy.

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Speaker 1: Let me see here to help with meltdowns when leaving

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Speaker 3: Oh it's you say goodbye to the park.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that we say good night to missus, Rachel.

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Speaker 4: I let her watch a little bit before bed, and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it works. I haven't had a meltdown.

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Speaker 1: What do you tell your kid? You lie to your

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Speaker 3: I tell them the.

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Speaker 2: TV died when I want to watch for a million.

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Speaker 3: Times, and I sure they don't know how to turn

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Speaker 5: No, they do.

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Speaker 5: So i just go to my phone and turn TV off.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, oh no, it dies, not the TV again.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, I can't I keep watching the same

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Speaker 2: That's nice, I can't.

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Speaker 3: I like Blue, but no.

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Speaker 1: Thank you actually have a good days. Oh this is

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Speaker 1: this is wildly traumatic. Whenever there's a carnival, I hate

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Speaker 1: the rides and I tell my four year old. The

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Speaker 3: Trauma. Oh my god, wow, hey Lisa, Yes, kid's never

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Speaker 3: going to go to ride ever. Lisa, how do you

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Speaker 1: I tell my Well, my teenagers now so they know better,

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Speaker 5: I need to tell them that they if they were

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Speaker 5: really bad, I would rip up their birth certificate and

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Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa what? Hey is that piece of papers? Not there?

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Speaker 3: They you not a thing?

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Speaker 5: My son, my son and all of his infinite wisdom

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Speaker 5: would say, well, you'll miss me. How would I miss

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Speaker 5: you if you ever existed?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 1: You try to erase your child, Lisa, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna write that one down. Thank you, Lisa, Jane,

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Speaker 1: I take you out if I don't want to lease

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Speaker 1: your old text. I don't want to buy McDonald's. I

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Speaker 1: say they're out of chicken nuggets. We tell our two

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Speaker 2: That's a good one.

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Speaker 3: That's pretty smart. Umm. Let me see here.

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Speaker 1: I tell my kids when they're being naughty that I

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Speaker 1: was going to put them in the school for naughty kids.

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Speaker 1: I think that's called prison. When I was little and

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Speaker 1: I had just learned how to read. My mom told

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Speaker 1: me one night that McDonald's was closed as we drove

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Speaker 1: by a scream, but the sign says drive through open

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Speaker 1: twenty four hours.

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Speaker 3: He is a jam of literacy. I tell you more

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Speaker 3: fresh show next