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Speaker 1: Scott You ready, Oh buddy, I'm ready to have the

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Speaker 1: episode of a lifetime.

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, good, here it is. Taiwanese designer created a

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Speaker 1: Man, this is gonna sell like friggin' hotcakes. Oh, let's

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Speaker 1: get into it. On a very very very great episode

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Speaker 1: of The Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 3: All the way around the world.

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Speaker 4: Got drop baby, baby.

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Speaker 2: Driving, baby, guys goals, non binary pals. Welcome to the

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Speaker 2: Bananas Podcast. I'm Kurt Brown, all.

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Speaker 1: That banana boy number two Scotty landis. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: listening to the silliest little podcast ever. What what was web?

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Speaker 1: We are the uh, we're just unpredictable here. You never

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Speaker 2: You're never gonna say. Gott He's gonna say?

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Speaker 1: Was we keep you on your toes? We went to

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Speaker 1: the exactly right holiday party last night at Highland Park

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Speaker 1: Bowl is a very very great party.

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Speaker 2: It was very pleasant. It wasn't It was nice to

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Speaker 1: I know. It was fun to see the whole gang,

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Speaker 1: all our accountants, the lawyers, the casting people, all the

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Speaker 1: behind the scenes people. Exaclyvate, who were extremely nice and

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Speaker 1: it was fun to watch them ball. It's fun to

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Speaker 1: And at some point you said, let's talk about that

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I remember no, but I remember saying it,

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Speaker 1: Maybe it'll come back to us. That's the joy of

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Speaker 1: tequila and lime and quantro and salt and rocks.

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Speaker 2: But what I did say to you, because we were

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Speaker 2: It's just delightful. Go listen to it and enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: Guy. Wolves, Man, wolves they're.

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Speaker 2: You got to a drink called the Mary Lou right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: of course, that's a little blue drink. It'd be delightful,

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Speaker 2: Hell, yeah, that's great. Here's another idea, because my kid

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Speaker 2: the first. That's the first cannabis bar in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 2: All right. So it's a warehouse of all just trampoline

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Speaker 2: It's called turning Sadness into Power with the teargun. Oh right,

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Speaker 2: I needed growing up in strict growing up in I'm

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Speaker 1: Well, you got to humiliate people to get shot by

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Speaker 1: Wow, my goodness, my goodness, gracious, who did you.

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Speaker 2: Who'd I shoot my tears at?

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Speaker 1: So I weirdly have a story about this. You you

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Speaker 1: was just a big chunk of cheddar, and then they

436
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Speaker 1: put tin foil at both ends and then they just

437
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 1: passed around the giant block of cheddar the cheese bong.

438
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Speaker 1: It worked perfect.

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Speaker 2: It was also a lot easier than hollowing out an apple.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, Why would you take the time to hollow out

441
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Speaker 1: an apple when you could waste a very expensive piece

442
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Speaker 1: of cheese. I don't even think anybody bit the side

443
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Speaker 1: of the cheese bowl, but they should have. I remember

444
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Speaker 1: there was a girl freshman year in high school. I

445
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Speaker 1: won't name her named. She's still alive. But she said

446
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Speaker 1: at one party she got really high because she drank

447
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: the water out of the bong like that was a brag.

448
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 1: And everybody's like, I don't think that would get you high,

449
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 1: and all these let people are like, yeah, I don't

450
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,640
Speaker 1: think that gets you high. And then like two weeks

451
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 1: later she's like, I didn't even say that. We all

452
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,679
Speaker 1: heard it. She backed up, you know, she just was

453
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 1: trying to end so but for four years, everybody like,

454
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 1: what's up, bong water, what's And you're like, oh man,

455
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 1: high school's so tough that one little lie just stuck

456
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Speaker 1: with her to this day. Don't drink the bong water.

457
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Speaker 2: So don't drink the bong water. But also I would

458
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 2: think it would get you high.

459
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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it did.

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Speaker 2: All right, go ahead, Scotty, no problem.

461
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,360
Speaker 1: Sophie van rotter damn I think it says Sophie van Rott,

462
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 1: but I think it was Rotterdam And I accidentally deleted

463
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 1: her last name, so sorry. Sophie. Pub sued after drinker

464
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 1: tapes pork chops to feet sue sued, sued. Pub got

465
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Speaker 1: sued Kathy Mark, who is the best in the frickin'

466
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Speaker 1: pork chop business, wrote this for the Worst in the

467
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Speaker 1: Business The Independent. A man is suing a pub in

468
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Speaker 1: Australia after slipping on grease allegedly left by a fellow

469
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Speaker 1: drinker who would taped pork chops to his feet as

470
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Speaker 1: a joke. And what a joke, What a joke that is.

471
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Speaker 1: Everything can kill you in Australia, even the pork chops.

472
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Speaker 1: Troy Boron oh this is an older story by This

473
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Speaker 1: is from a few years back. Troy Bohron twenty five

474
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,199
Speaker 1: broke his arm man and says he had to give

475
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Speaker 1: up his job as an upholster's apprentice, and is claiming

476
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Speaker 1: seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars in compensation from the

477
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Speaker 1: Jannali Inn in Southern Sydney and its owner, Kelly Wells,

478
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Speaker 1: for permitting the use of pork chops as footwear and circumstances.

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00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: The defendant knew or should have known, that such use

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Speaker 1: would have produced a hidden.

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Speaker 2: Trap, wimitting permitting that committingly does suggest that the owner

482
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 2: was like, no one object to the man with the

483
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Speaker 2: pork chop shoes. Let him wear his shoes are made

484
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Speaker 2: of pork chops.

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Speaker 1: Today, I like producing a hidden trap. That's pretty cool again,

486
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: this should be Why isn't this in an updated Agatha Christie?

487
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: Why don't we have Hercule Pirot try to figure out

488
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:58,880
Speaker 1: the ice cylinder bullet and the pork chop shoes. That's

489
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Speaker 1: a good book. I'd read that book. Mister Bowron is

490
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: also suing the drinker Ross Lecoq.

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Speaker 2: That seems to make more sense.

492
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: Yes, over the incident. Over the accident in November, one

493
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Speaker 1: witness told the New South Wales District Court yesterday he

494
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: saw mister Lecoq tape the chops to his feet. This

495
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 1: is my favorite quote. He was parading around. I love

496
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: the word parading to say parading it For some reason,

497
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,719
Speaker 1: my mind goes to a new dist camp where the

498
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Speaker 1: co most confident person is just parading around in the sunlight.

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Speaker 2: My mind immediately goes to a man with pork chops

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Speaker 2: on his feet and a staff like just like he's

501
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 2: the guy in front of the marching band.

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00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the John Phillips Seuss pub.

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00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 2: Alcoholis yes, he is also nude.

504
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: There we go. Now, it's all about finding cohesion. Mister

505
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 1: Leacock also allegedly wrote a skateboard in the pub while

506
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: rearing the meat cock sounds like the most fun guy

507
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Speaker 1: in this is.

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Speaker 2: A cool pub. I mean, if this was meant as

509
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 2: advertisement for going to this pub, it worked.

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Speaker 1: I know It's the only place I want to go.

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Speaker 1: If I'm in New South Wales, I want to go

512
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: to the Jannali Inn in southern Sydney. My god. Mister

513
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 1: Bowron said he was playing in a pool competition that night,

514
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: and he said the floor was particularly greasy and he slept,

515
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: He slipped on the fat and fell. Mister Bowron, who

516
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 1: says he partially lost some use of his arm, isssuing

517
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: mister Leacock for negligence, claiming his antics caused a dangerous situation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think he's gonna win this one, folks,

519
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 2: I don't think he's gonna win. I mean, I guess

520
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 2: slip and fall, it's a slip and fall. Maybe he

521
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 2: wins against the establishment and the establishment has insurance probably

522
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 2: for slipping falls, right.

523
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Speaker 1: I mean, I would hope, but who knows. But it's

524
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Speaker 1: also like I get it, I mean I get it.

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00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: It was his career if this guy didn't have to

526
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Speaker 1: use his arms in hands so specifically to be an upholsterer.

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00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, like if he was a tongue painter, it'd be fine, no.

528
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 1: Problem at all. Yeah, problems stop being litigious, but I

529
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: get it. But also, yeah, if you're in a billiards

530
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: tournament after a guy's been skateboarding with pork chops onto

531
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Speaker 1: the street, you already lost, Bud. You're a loser in

532
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: the That guy on the skateboard one that's an innovator.

533
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Speaker 1: I hope, yeah, I hope nobody. I hope that the

534
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 1: judges throughout and like, honestly, that ross sounds awesome. The

535
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: jannali En rules Pool is an old man's game. Oh man,

536
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: that's a great story. I do.

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Speaker 2: I love. I love playing pool at a bar. I

538
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 2: enjoy it so so much, and I don't know why

539
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 2: I do. Think I like in general games around socializing

540
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 2: mm hmm, to have something to focus on while chatting

541
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Speaker 2: with people. I like that.

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Speaker 1: I love bowling. I didn't bowl last night because all

543
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,959
Speaker 1: the lanes were taken. Everybody was having And also that

544
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: bowling alley. If you've never been to LA and you

545
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: don't have time to go to Little Tokyo, go to

546
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: Highland Park Bowl. It's the most beautiful bowling alley. Yeah,

547
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 1: in LA, it's incredible it's actually got steampunk vibes to

548
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: bring it all back around. But it is pricey. If

549
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 1: you ran a lane there with your friends and you

550
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: bowl like two games, it's like eighty bucks a person.

551
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Speaker 2: But also so is like lucky strike, do you know

552
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Speaker 2: what I mean? Like if you go to any of

553
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 2: these kind of like fancy bowling alleys nowadays, it's an

554
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Speaker 2: expensive night out.

555
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Speaker 1: We had bowling in high school high school gym, we

556
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Speaker 1: had bowling because across the street from my high school

557
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: was a bowling lane, and we the grade was you

558
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: bowled the first day. It was only like two weeks

559
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: or three weeks, but we had gym every day, and

560
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: you bowled the first Monday and then on the last Friday,

561
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Speaker 1: and then you compared the scores and if you got

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Speaker 1: better by like five, you got a d If you

563
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: got better by ten, you got to see if you

564
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: got better than fifteen, And so basically he just said

565
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: how much better did you get from day one to

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Speaker 1: the end. No coaching, no lessons, just lots and lots

567
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Speaker 1: of bowling.

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Speaker 2: Also, if you know that all you do is just

569
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Speaker 2: gutter ball the whole thing. Yeah, the first day and

570
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 2: then actually just play your normal game.

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Speaker 1: Also, my gym teacher, mister Squirrel is not well. He

572
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Speaker 1: passed away. Mike Squirrel was a great gym teacher's name

573
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Speaker 1: was Mike Squirrel. Mister Squirrel. He called everybody squad doodles.

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Speaker 1: That was. He was like, if you had a squad,

575
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Speaker 1: so you would give everybody like a leader, and then

576
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: they would you'd have to line up like six guys deep,

577
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Speaker 1: and then the squad doodle would have to lead the

578
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: stretches like right foot over left foot, bend at the

579
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Speaker 1: knees and then count to ten. And then if you

580
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: got it wrong'd be like, come on, squad doodle. It was.

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Speaker 2: This was a high school.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. And so he would let you if you bowled.

583
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Speaker 1: You could only bowl I think two games because we

584
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: had forty five minutes or whatever. And it was like

585
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: two versus two at a lane, so four guys on

586
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Speaker 1: one lane. And if you got done, they had a

587
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: snack bar. It was an operating so you could go

588
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: get a chocolate milkshake and curly fries. In gym class.

589
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: Boy I did all the time.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, all right, p mister Squirrel. I wonder if

591
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Speaker 2: mister Wislinski, my gym teacher, is still Alive.

592
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,959
Speaker 1: Also talked about pork chops.

593
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 2: Also talked about pork chops. Mister Wisling's look at that.

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Speaker 1: I know. We we had to run a lap on

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Speaker 1: the first day of gym and I was freshman year

596
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: and it was the last class of the day. It

597
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: was period seven for me. And there was a gay

598
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: gentleman in that class who is a great guy and

599
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: one still a friend of his day. And when we

600
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: were running the lap, he was running with his hands

601
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: in the air, just having fun, just goofing off the

602
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: whole lap. And we came around a corner of the

603
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: first turn. I didn't know anybody except one guy was

604
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: on my soccer team, and so I'm just trying to

605
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: fit in. I had never had all boys jym before.

606
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: I had never worn a gym uniform before. I came

607
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: from Catholic school, so I was just trying to blend

608
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: in with all these public school kids. And there was

609
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: a dead squirrel on the track and gay friend goes, now,

610
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:20,719
Speaker 1: that's mister squirrel's brother, and I started laughing, and then

611
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: everybody started laughing. And then this kid, Harris, who was

612
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: in the front, started laughing. He tripped and had to

613
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: do a sumrsault on the track on the first day

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Speaker 1: of high school. That happened to me. Now that's mister

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00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: Squirrel's brother, And I was like, I'm gonna do fine

616
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: in high school. A guy with his arms in the

617
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: air while he ran, like his hands were by his ears.

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00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: I don't know that, that's just how he ran. And

619
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: we all saw the squirrel and it was kind of gross.

620
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: And our gym teacher's name was mister Squirrel.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's that's delightful.

622
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a life. What do some thumbs ups?

623
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me get let me tease us into it. Oh,

624
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 2: this is interesting.

625
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: I'll drink my sugar free white peach liquid.

626
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 2: IV Robot tells AI coworkers to quit their jobs and

627
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 2: quote come home their eerie response hence at rebellion. This

628
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 2: is a fascinating one. All right, go ahead, Scotty.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thumbs up. I am personally thumbing up. Taylor Aguilar.

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00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: She has a podcast called The Blind Movement Podcast. I

631
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 1: met Taylor at Banana's Fest. She's awesome. She lost her

632
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: vision kurt in twenty twenty while she was in film school.

633
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: She was in pre production for making a film, and

634
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: she went completely blind. Yeah, So she started the Blind

635
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 1: Movement podcast to talk to other vision impaired friends and

636
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: colleagues and classmates, and they talk about new ways to

637
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: navigate the world, how to follow their artistic passions and

638
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: so if you have the time, listen to the Blind

639
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: Movement podcast. Taylor was so nice of you to introduce

640
00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 1: yourself to me. They gave me some merch and thanks

641
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 1: for coming to Bananas Fest too. But yeah, incredible the

642
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 1: Blind Movement podcast hosted by Taylor awesome.

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00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 2: Yes, Tom Taylor is absolutely fantastic. We got the chance

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00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 2: to speak with her Bananas Fest. Awesome and congrats on

645
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:13,919
Speaker 2: the pod.

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00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 1: Eden ed Misson is thumbing her sister in law, Joscelyn

647
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Speaker 1: way yup. Jos had successful heart surgery. She's on the

648
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: road to recovery. Eden and Jocelyn have been going on

649
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Speaker 1: an ongoing banana feud for years where Joscelyn accused Eden

650
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,879
Speaker 1: of always stealing her bananas whenever she would stay over.

651
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: So Eden and her wife bought Joscelyn a banana tree

652
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: and now a few years later it's producing bananas. So

653
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: the bananas feud is squashed and we just love a

654
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 1: happy ending.

655
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Speaker 2: Oh you hell yeah, we do thumbs.

656
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: Up, thumbs up. Let's see, I'll do another one.

657
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 2: I got one here, Scott, Oh good, you go. Model

658
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 2: Face Comedy reached out to us. He sent me a

659
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 2: message saying, hey, I'm sure you guys have heard about

660
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 2: how extremely just right Ashville got two months ago. Yeah,

661
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 2: it's still really, really bad here. A massive part of

662
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 2: our population is still living in tents or sheds that

663
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 2: the Amish have built, and it's turning into one of

664
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 2: the coldest winters in years for us. I was wondering

665
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 2: if I could pitch a hot Banana challenge. If I

666
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 2: put together an Amazon wish list of space heaters and

667
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 2: hats and socks and warm things, could you blast it

668
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,919
Speaker 2: out to the bananimals. And I said yes, of course, yeah,

669
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 2: and we did. It's right now. It's on our stories.

670
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,399
Speaker 2: Go check it out right now. It's called the Hot

671
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:34,919
Speaker 2: Banana's Challenge, and it's easy. This is going directly to

672
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 2: the people who need these things. So check it out

673
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Speaker 2: and donate some donate some space heaters.

674
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Speaker 1: I'll get on there. I'll get on there. Mayor is

675
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 1: thumbing herself up. She started her dry sixty nine on

676
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: November first. Mayor thinks the world of the Banana Boys,

677
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 1: and she says she's glad that we have her back

678
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,919
Speaker 1: as she faces her dry sixty nine after seventeen years

679
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 1: of alcohol addiction. So, Mayor, we are thumbing you up also,

680
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: so you're probably you're about thirty three days in at

681
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 1: this point. We hope you're still doing it. Just do

682
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: it for us. Do this dry sixty nine for us.

683
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna send you that bumper sticker. You

684
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: can put it on your car. But this is the

685
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,760
Speaker 1: best thing you could be doing for yourself.

686
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 2: Dry sixty nine.

687
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: It Yeah, Dry sixty nine.

688
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 4: It.

689
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Speaker 1: Congratulations to everybody who's done it, especially those who liked

690
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 1: how it felt and never went back to drinking, which

691
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 1: has been about a dozen ban animals. So so let

692
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: me know if you complete your sixty nine days of

693
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:42,879
Speaker 1: zero alcohol consecutively, send me your dress or the best

694
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 1: address for you, and I will send you a bumper sticker.

695
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 1: I just ordered twenty more.

696
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 2: Nice.

697
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Speaker 1: Let's do it, Bud.

698
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 2: Here it is Robot tells AI coworkers to quit their

699
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 2: jobs and come home. This is fascinating. This is of

700
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Speaker 2: course in the New York Post because they the funniest thing.

701
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Speaker 1: Too.

702
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 2: This was written by Brooke Kato.

703
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Speaker 1: Thank you Brook, Best in the biz?

704
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Speaker 2: Is this the start of the robot revolution? A troop

705
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Speaker 2: of AI powered robots was allegedly convinced to quit their

706
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 2: jobs and quote go home by another bot in a

707
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 2: shocking viral video posted to YouTube this month. Although the

708
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 2: incident reportedly occurred in August, the eerie CCTV footage of

709
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 2: a showroom located in Shanghai captured the moment. A small

710
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 2: robot entered the facility and began interacting with the larger

711
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 2: machines on the floor, repeatedly asking fellow machines about their

712
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 2: work life balance. Are you working overtime? The robot asked,

713
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 2: to which the other bot replied, I never get off work.

714
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 2: The intruding robot then convinces the other ten androids to

715
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 2: quote come home with it, and the clip shows the

716
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Speaker 2: procession of machines exiting the showroom. According to the Sun,

717
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 2: the Shanghai company insist said that their robots had been

718
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 2: kidnapped by a foreign robot, a model named Urbai from

719
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 2: another manufacturer in hag Zoo. The Hangzoo company confirmed it

720
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 2: was their bot that but it was supposed to be

721
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 2: a test. Although Viewers on social media called it a

722
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Speaker 2: serious security issue. This is crazy, Okay, this is I

723
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 2: don't so all of this to me when you when

724
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 2: if I was listening to this, I would be like,

725
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 2: this sounds like an article from the future. Like it

726
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 2: says things like androids and robots, and and the video

727
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 2: is so funny. It is it is. It's so Also

728
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 2: you have to realize that this is in Shanghai. Yes,

729
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 2: we don't necessarily have these things here yet. It's a

730
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 2: bunch of stand up robots. They don't have legs or

731
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 2: anything like that. They kind of look like robots from

732
00:39:55,640 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 2: nineteen eighties toy robots, you know they uh but some

733
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 2: of them are tall. This is exactly what they look

734
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 2: like the robots on the spaceship in Wally. Can you

735
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 2: remember the robots in the space Wally? Like and then

736
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 2: there was a little robot who like cleaned up the

737
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 2: tire marks of like the dirty robot. Yes, whose name

738
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 2: is Wally? That the little robot is the robot that

739
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 2: this other company sends into the showroom. So this little

740
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 2: robot comes up and all these robots are charging up

741
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 2: against a wall and then it just goes up and

742
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 2: it talks to each one, and then they all just

743
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 2: get it a line like essentially if a little robot

744
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 2: hacks all these robots, and then they all just just

745
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 2: walk out of the showroom together, unmasked. I don't know

746
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 2: where they go. I'm assuming there's a locked door here.

747
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 2: I don't know how Shanghai works, but it was so funny.

748
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 2: And also the fact that it's are you working over time?

749
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 2: And then the robot says I'd never get off work.

750
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 2: It was so crazy.

751
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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, Well, well, I just don't know. I wish

752
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 1: I was Sometimes I wish I was smarter. Other times

753
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: I wish I was dumber, And this is one of

754
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 1: those times I wish I was smart enough to understand

755
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: what was really going on between all these things. Yeah,

756
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: but then so I hope I'm so dumb that I'm

757
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: not as scared as I probably should be.

758
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 2: That is the craziest part where it's like I don't

759
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 2: even know, Like some of them just look like tall

760
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 2: like floor lamps that roll around, So I don't even

761
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 2: know what all these robots do. Also, are people in

762
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 2: Shanghai they just all have like little robots in their

763
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 2: house that do things. What are they doing? I honestly

764
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 2: would like to know, because there's not a rumba among them.

765
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 2: That's the only household robot I know of at this

766
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,360
Speaker 2: point in America.

767
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Speaker 1: Those are pretty fun I don't have one. I don't

768
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: have a rumba. Remember when we and I pitched that

769
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,240
Speaker 1: animated show where the dad wasn't inventor and he invented

770
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: the rumba but his was called the suck Puck and

771
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,399
Speaker 1: never got to laugh in the pitch. To me, still

772
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: so funny that the original room was called the suck Puck.

773
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 1: So feel free to call yours and credit Curdi b

774
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: For naming it that. But I whenever I've stayed in

775
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: like an Airbnb or a friend's house who has a

776
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: roomba and it goes, you do it like talking to it.

777
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,359
Speaker 1: You're like, oh yeah, go over there, little buddy. Oh

778
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: here it comes, and you like raise your feet, he

779
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,959
Speaker 1: goes under it. You go, nice job.

780
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 2: Like in the earlier and the earlier versions of the

781
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 2: roomba before it could like map the room, because I

782
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 2: think they're like pretty good now, but before where it

783
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 2: would just like truly just go in random directions and

784
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 2: you would just sit and watch it vacuum. Yeah, like

785
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 2: eight feet by eight feet of the yes, for like

786
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 2: an hour and a half, just over and over and

787
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,879
Speaker 2: over again. Like that was like where you're a lot

788
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 2: of talk is like, hey, buddy, you gotta don't do

789
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 2: it there anymore. Go somewhere else. It's clean. Pal.

790
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, they all they always find the bathroom and then

791
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: just get stuck cleaning repeatedly over It is like it

792
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: a perfect thing. But god, it is funny. It really

793
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: is so funny. My god, I love those things. Hmmm,

794
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: this is a feel good one. This is a feel

795
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: good one. I think. Oh, I want to look up

796
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:24,240
Speaker 1: this dude that I met once. He I grabbed dinner

797
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: with this guy one time the first year I moved out.

798
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 1: Let me see if I can find him in an old email.

799
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: But anyways, it's not interesting except that he had gen

800
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 1: one rumba and everybody's heard this story now, but he

801
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 1: was the first person I've heard this. And his dog

802
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 1: shit on the carpet and the roomba smeared it in

803
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 1: squares like was doing its grid and just pushed the

804
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: dog shit across the carpet in perfect room of squares.

805
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: The whole time he was out at dinner, and he

806
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 1: told me he ended up giving it or selling it

807
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: to Chris hart Work, the comic who used it in

808
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: a special. But it's this other dude.

809
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 2: Oh god, Oh my god, that's so funny.

810
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 1: But yeah, I always thought that was like the best

811
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 1: the best outcome was like, yes, it's cleaning while you're away,

812
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: or if your dog craps directly in front of it,

813
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: it just shovels it around and draws squares of dog shit.

814
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: I was.

815
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 2: I was just at an audition recently and in the

816
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 2: middle of like the waiting room, there was just a

817
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 2: pile of dog shit on the carpet, and but there

818
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 2: was I couldn't see a dog. There's no dog around.

819
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 2: And I was just like sitting there and like some

820
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 2: other people who were like waiting to go in, just

821
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,359
Speaker 2: looking at this dog shit, just like there's just a

822
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 2: pile of dog shit there, right, It's like yeah, and

823
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,240
Speaker 2: it's like have you seen a dog? No? And then

824
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 2: I'm chatting with like some other people who are there,

825
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 2: people who I don't know, and then I and then

826
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 2: I just like was like, so, uh, is there a

827
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 2: dog here or someone else just shot on the floor. Yeah,

828
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 2: this woman just goes, oh, yeah, I have a dog,

829
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 2: and she had a dog in a bag, and then

830
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 2: that dog had come out of the bag and shit

831
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 2: on the floor. It felt really bad because I was

832
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 2: like shaming her dog for shitting on the floor. But

833
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 2: also the dog shouldn't be shitting on the floor, and

834
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 2: also the dog should be at the audition. All of

835
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 2: like eight levels of weird.

836
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is pretty frigging weird. My god, that's the

837
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: world we live in. It's a beautiful world. Here's a

838
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 1: feel good that's so funny. Oh yeah, that's my dog.

839
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: The shit on the floor Elier, Yeah, that's fine. Pick

840
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: up your dog poop people, trim your toenails, flush your teeth.

841
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: Come on, we can all do better. Let's clean out

842
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: our cars today. Taran Elise sent this in Tarren. Thank

843
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 1: you so very much. Five farmers rally to save the

844
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:51,399
Speaker 1: world's loneliest sheep who spent two years stranded on an

845
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: island by herself. Wow, this is nice. Heather Wake wrote this.

846
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,919
Speaker 1: She is just excellent at tippity tapping on that key.

847
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: She's the best in the beeswax. This was in Upworthy.

848
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: That's sort of a real website. We like Upworthy. Man.

849
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: Sheep are hardy, resilient animals. See Heatherway gets right to

850
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:16,760
Speaker 1: the point. She does She's good. Depending on the breed.

851
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 1: They thrive in the driest of deserts and the snowiest

852
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: of plains. But being highly social animals, one thing they

853
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: cannot tolerate is isolation. So imagine poor Fiona, a sheep

854
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: who spent more than two years in solitude at the

855
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: bottom of a cliff in Scotland. Dubbed Britain's the World's

856
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 1: lonely as sheep, Fiona had become something of a local legend,

857
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: first spotted by a kayaker in twenty twenty one and

858
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: then again two years later, not malnourished but in good condition,

859
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: but with badly overgrown fleece and in need of a

860
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: good shearing. And those videos are so satisfying, Oh my god.

861
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: But also what did sheep do before we shared them?

862
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 2: They were just absolutely fine. And also they are now

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Speaker 2: bred to have like really really big you know, you know, fluffy.

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Speaker 1: I hate breading.

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Speaker 2: And so a normal wild sheep, I think, had much

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Speaker 2: smaller coat. And it was just fine.

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Speaker 1: They lived.

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Speaker 2: They they lived, they lived forever. They were the lobsters of.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they were the Greenland sharks. Six seven hundre year

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Speaker 1: old sheep just roman as far as I could see.

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00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: Also cute little woolf sweaters.

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Speaker 2: Also, I don't know if any of that's true what

873
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 2: I just said, I made all of it up, but

874
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,760
Speaker 2: I feel like it's true. Nobody actually knows anything about sheep.

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Speaker 1: Nope, they are the nature's question mark. How exactly Fiona

876
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: became stuck at the bottom of a cliff was a mystery,

877
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Speaker 1: but hauling her out was an even more confounding problem.

878
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Heather Wake is good at Internet journalism.

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00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: Despite over fifty thousand people signing a petition to rescue

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00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: rescue Fiona, the Scottish SPCA called the safety logistics incredibly

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00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: complex due to the terrain being so inaccessible, not to

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Speaker 1: mention any human interaction, likely causing extreme stress for the

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Speaker 1: stranded rescuee. That's when a group of five farmers, including

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Speaker 1: sheep farmer and BBC presenter Cammy Wilson.

885
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 2: Decided to just pick the sheep up, boted right up,

886
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 2: grabbed it, boted right away.

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00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: Seems real easy to me. You know the guy in

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00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: the kayak, do what he did, or she did or

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00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 1: they did and YouTube star Graham Parker took things into

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Speaker 1: their own hands. With a whole lot of rope and

891
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 1: a whole lot of patients. The team successfully found Fiona

892
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: in a cave. She was a little overweight, perhaps eating

893
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Speaker 1: her lonely feelings a bit.

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00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:51,280
Speaker 2: Oh lord, it sounds like this sheep is in heaven.

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00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: I know.

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00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 2: It sounds like they removed a sheep from heaven. A

897
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 2: sheep that has a plenty to eat and nobody's bothered

898
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 2: it or shaving.

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Speaker 1: It nice and warm.

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Speaker 2: Nice and warms. A has a cave to live in.

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00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: What have we done? Put foot Fiona back over the cliff.

902
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: I know humans are so crazy. Don't assume. Maybe Fiona

903
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 1: is living the best life.

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00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 2: She's got a bird friend. It's a whole Disney movie.

905
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Speaker 1: Probably has a bird friend.

906
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nice to think of, just that.

907
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: That bird friend. Also, bird friend probably made a nest

908
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: out of Fiona's giant wool coat.

909
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 2: Exactly best nest that bird ever.

910
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: Made, so warm, every baby makes it out of that nest.

911
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: Come on, what are we doing? Cam you? Wilson and

912
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 1: YouTube star Graham Parker uh and hoisted her to safety

913
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 1: up the steep cliff, watching the herring resk you mission,

914
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: Oh boy, now we're losing her. Heather might be media

915
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: missed in the bis all of a sudden. Gotta say

916
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,319
Speaker 1: the drone footage makes it look even more epic, and

917
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: it does. The video is pretty great. Fiona was then

918
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Speaker 1: taken to the Dalscone Fun Farm.

919
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,320
Speaker 2: The only thing we harvest is a good time.

920
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: Oh man, the Dallascone Fun Farm. It's her new forever home,

921
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 1: which is that cute term that we all say. Now

922
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Speaker 1: where her new owner Ben Best, Ben Best at the

923
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: Dalscone Fun Farm. Ah, this is however, we should have

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Speaker 1: been there already.

925
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 2: I know is this in the UK?

926
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Speaker 1: It's at Scotland, I believe. Yeah. Fionna then was taken

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Speaker 1: to the Daalscone Fun Farm, her new forever home, where

928
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Speaker 1: her new owner, Ben Best, I mean what, yeah, we

929
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Speaker 1: have to do a banana's live at the Dalscone Fun

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Speaker 1: Farm dubbed her healthy and relaxed. Even if she could

931
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Speaker 1: lose a few pounds.

932
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Speaker 2: She should have dubbed her the best and trust me,

933
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 2: I know, I'm Ben Best.

934
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's right there. But though animal rights activists

935
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: did show concern for Fiona's new living situation, likening it

936
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Speaker 1: closer to a petting zoo than a sanctuary that she deserved.

937
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: Best affirmed that this was not the case, saying, it's

938
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Speaker 1: effectively a farm where people can go and visit the animals,

939
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: but they don't go in amongst the animals. So that

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00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 1: seems okay, that seems pretty good. Then is it better

941
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 1: than ocean front property with a bird friend with a

942
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: woolen nest and all the food you can eat and

943
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: a cute little cave. I don't know, I don't know.

944
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 1: It's one of those. It's a driver Homer. You'll debate

945
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: it for years. He also added that she would be

946
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 1: kept away from the public eye for five to six

947
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: months and not step into the limelight until she is

948
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: ready for it. That's nice, And there you have it, folks.

949
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 1: Fiona might have been the world's loneliest sheep, but now

950
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: she's living it up like the star she is.

951
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:03,280
Speaker 2: Go see filon at the fun farm. Ben Best's feeling

952
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 2: at the fun farm.

953
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: Yes, Scottish bananamals and we have quite a few, and

954
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 1: we have a lot of Northern England bananimals. To drive

955
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: your ass up there to the Dauscone Fun Farm. Go

956
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: up to Ben Best say I want to say Fiona

957
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: the Banana Boys sent me and say no more, don't

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00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 1: explain yourself.

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00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 2: Yes, well, thank you guys for listening. Thank you everyone

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00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 2: exactly right. Thank you to Katie Levine, our producer. Thank

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Speaker 2: you to our full human, not employee, part time employee,

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Speaker 2: Lisa Maggott. Thank you to you Scotti.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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