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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject my dream turned into a nightmare. Oh that's about

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Speaker 1: we'll get into it and just a little bit. But

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Speaker 1: right now the nephew is in the building with today's

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Speaker 1: prank phone call what you got for us? And with craziness?

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Speaker 1: Do you have for us? Right now? I got it?

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Speaker 1: I need you to wash me? What I need you

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Speaker 1: to wash me? Oh, I'm out, I'm out. Okay, let's

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Speaker 1: go get dog. I need you to wash me. It's

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Speaker 1: a great day nursery. This is Felicia. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: get somebody come down here to five O one. I'm sorry, one,

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Speaker 1: I need somebody to come down here to five on

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Speaker 1: one and and clean me up. I think you might

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Speaker 1: have of the wrong number. It's just the nurse. I

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Speaker 1: need the nurse to come down here to five whole

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Speaker 1: while to clean me up. So this is the nursery,

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Speaker 1: not the nurse. I think you might have died the

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Speaker 1: wrong number. Nor I need to talk to the one

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Speaker 1: nurse a city that's who normally to clean me up.

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Speaker 1: I need come down here clean me up. So I

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Speaker 1: really do think you have the wrong number. Where are

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Speaker 1: you calling from? Who? Who? Who? Who is this here?

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Speaker 1: This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery.

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Speaker 1: That's what I say. I need the nurse to come

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Speaker 1: down here to clean me up. I'm bed cleaning and

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Speaker 1: every all this stuff to clean me up because I've

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Speaker 1: been sitting here a long time. I ain't nobody come, sir.

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Speaker 1: I think you dialed the wrong number. If you tell

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Speaker 1: me where you are, I can try to help you.

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Speaker 1: But you ain't down the wrong number. I need somebody

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Speaker 1: to come down here and clean me up. This ain't right.

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Speaker 1: Y'all pulled the bib that y'all pulled the kiddie up? Ever,

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Speaker 1: come check on the nobody come check on me yet? Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I I apologize that you have the wrong number. Try

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Speaker 1: hanging up and then daling. If just a nurse station, sir,

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Speaker 1: this is a nursery. We take care of children here.

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Speaker 1: This is not the nurse station. I'm not a child,

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Speaker 1: I said, it's just the nurse station. I'm sorry you're

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Speaker 1: not listening to me. This is not the nurse station.

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Speaker 1: This is a nursery. We have children here. We take

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Speaker 1: care of children. So I think you dial the wrong number. No,

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Speaker 1: they said that they pulled the come clean up every

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Speaker 1: hour they pull the come check on. Not been here.

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Speaker 1: I've been in my new three hours. They' nobody comes

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Speaker 1: to check on me yet, and not that I need

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Speaker 1: somebody to come clean me out, uh bed playing a

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Speaker 1: fool and and they just they they just don't come

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Speaker 1: check on this like they pull the check on it,

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Speaker 1: the am check on. I'm really sorry that they have

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Speaker 1: not come to check on you and your bad pants.

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Speaker 1: So why would they let us see you're like they do? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so just listen to what I'm saying. This is a nursery,

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Speaker 1: we take care of small children. This is not the

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Speaker 1: nurses station. So I, oh my grandkids, I got small

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Speaker 1: churning at my grandkids. I got but for the two

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Speaker 1: grandkids that comes in on Sunday. But soon did they

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Speaker 1: leave the people at the nurse stairs and then they

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Speaker 1: ain't treating me bad? Leave me here like there's here

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Speaker 1: two or three hours, don't come check home? Can you

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Speaker 1: come down here check this bad play? Sir? I can't

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Speaker 1: do that. I need to get back to the kids

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Speaker 1: here that if we take care of etty my kids, No,

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Speaker 1: my kids don't come till they come on Sunday. They

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Speaker 1: come and over a suddeny after church and they come

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Speaker 1: sleep do they Okay? Okay, well I'm glad your kids

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Speaker 1: come see you. And I'm going to get off the

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Speaker 1: phone now, but I hang up. You just down the

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Speaker 1: number right when you get off, you're gonna come down

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Speaker 1: here and come thick and clean me up. I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to do that, but I'm going to let you

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Speaker 1: call back and come clean me up. Why don't do that? Brother?

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Speaker 1: So I'm not a nurse. I'm a teacher. When when

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Speaker 1: when when? When? When? When? When I was coming through,

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Speaker 1: people proposed to do the job. You do want the

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Speaker 1: job or whatever your job or that what you do.

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Speaker 1: I won't father two years straight and I did my job. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm a teacher that come on down here and do

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Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do. I don't clean bed pa,

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Speaker 1: you know, I go your young phone. Don't do your job.

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Speaker 1: The damn it. You're gonna make me mad if you

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Speaker 1: don't get you down. You get your dot here. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to ask that you're not talk to me like that.

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Speaker 1: You get your dot. He come clean this bad pain

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Speaker 1: and clean me up I ain't supposed to be sitting

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Speaker 1: here like this all the time. What's your name again,

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Speaker 1: It's Felicia, and I have not really nice down here

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Speaker 1: right now. Please do I speak to me like that.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to know that You're gonna calm down and

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Speaker 1: quit talking to me like that. I'm trying to help you. Now.

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Speaker 1: That's just rude speaking to me like that that. This

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Speaker 1: is a nurse er read you know as I'm talking

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Speaker 1: to him. But David, You're not gonna talk to me

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Speaker 1: like that. That's just rude and disrespectful. Don't take to

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Speaker 1: me like that. You're talking about kicking I will kick

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Speaker 1: yo in the wheel chair. This seems to be the

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Speaker 1: only language you understand is me talking to you crazy.

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Speaker 1: Since you're talking to me crazy, is not coming down

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Speaker 1: that you stay in that stak? How about that what

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Speaker 1: you heard me? I said, you stay in that stank.

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Speaker 1: I'm not cleaning. I've been trying to tell you for

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Speaker 1: the past five minutes, but you won't shut up long

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Speaker 1: enough to listen. I am not coming down there to

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Speaker 1: clean your why not? I've been trying to tell you

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Speaker 1: that is not my job. You dial the wrong number

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Speaker 1: talking to you who are you talking to like that?

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Speaker 1: Who We'll bring it on there if you think you

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Speaker 1: can hit in your wheelchair and make it down here

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Speaker 1: to the nursery to whoop and come the hell owned

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Speaker 1: listen when you were taking message from it and give

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Speaker 1: it to somebody? What's your what's your message? Right down?

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Speaker 1: In any use? Uh? What? Okay? You got that pot? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I got that far okay. Oh m h m m.

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Speaker 1: What is that? What do I don't know? What is it?

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Speaker 1: Spell it up? I'm not selling that. You tell me

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Speaker 1: what it is? What does that say? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Nephew me, Nephew Timmy. This is nephew Timmy from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Avery Morning Joe, Baby, you just got break back

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Speaker 1: your sister Nita. Well, you were sitting up there like

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Speaker 1: what in the world? Yeah, yeah, you got me, you

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Speaker 1: got me very, I got you, I got you good.

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Speaker 1: I got one question for you, though, what is what

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Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the land. It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You got me good? Come on, somebody. Yeah, that was

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Speaker 1: really clear. I gotta give it to you. It's still

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Speaker 1: play tonight was wrong. That's the job September Nephews at

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Speaker 1: Westbound Beach Improv. That's September and West Palm Beach Improv

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Speaker 1: October laying in the Cut, Detroit, Michigan, mosttown satur the

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Speaker 1: October six music Hall. They gotta line up for you, Dominique,

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Speaker 1: Rodney Perry, Tommy Davidson, Got Tory better known as Gee Tory,

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Speaker 1: hosted by yours truly nephew, Tommy. You do not want

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Speaker 1: to miss a music hall. Tickets on see right now.

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Speaker 1: So y'all got that. That's improv in September and West

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Speaker 1: Palm Beach flowed and then October. That's right, the sixte

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Speaker 1: flying up to Detroit do the dog on thing with

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Speaker 1: the crew me hosted. That's right, we're gonna get it done.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get the job done. So Detroit coming yo.

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Speaker 1: Take some grits with you, will, I will after these.

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Speaker 1: Don't need no sugar, nothing can tell you. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: send you on a kill pack and you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: a kid pack. All right, all right, thank you, netthew

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Speaker 1: coming up next, my Strawberry letter, the subject my dream

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Speaker 1: turned into a nightmare. We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,