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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 1: Either way, we.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how.

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Speaker 2: Much baggage you claim and give us time and a

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off instat. We want to

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Speaker 1: welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Melbourne?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris?

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Speaker 1: What to think about that? On the super Brat.

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Speaker 3: One one two?

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Speaker 1: But what huh?

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Speaker 3: What huh? Here we go, Here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 3: My name is Chris, and I'm here to say I'm

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Speaker 3: terrible rapping tag the like away. It's better the first stime.

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Speaker 3: When I'm freestyle wrapping, I try not to pre planet

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Speaker 3: yes or put on some fake voice. Okay, welcome to

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: This is Karen Kilgarra.

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Speaker 3: You're taking a left on a street. Yes, we have

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Speaker 3: a mobile podcast.

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Speaker 1: Can you believe it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Three legged dog now just a plain old four legged dog.

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Speaker 3: Well, maybe keep our fingers crossed next time. Next time.

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Speaker 3: If she keeps daywalking like that, we can get the

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Speaker 3: dog we want.

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Speaker 1: Next time. I'll call out a suggestion to her.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, amputee dogs make more money on Instagram, ma'am.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that. She hopefully would, yes, and that

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Speaker 3: I know do agro.

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Speaker 5: I am.

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Speaker 1: Well, there's a lady just warning a slip. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: that is today.

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Speaker 3: She forgot the outer layer of her dress. That is

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Speaker 3: a slip. But you know what, I'm not a shamer.

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Speaker 6: Good good for you.

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Speaker 3: Look at that she can you know, so she is.

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Speaker 3: That's just one of those American apparel shiny shiny dresses.

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Speaker 6: I see.

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Speaker 3: They used to be a slip back in the eighties.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for explaining clothes to me, Chris, Women's clothes.

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Speaker 3: Now, don't get me started on underpants. Back in the

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Speaker 3: fifties they were called bloomers, but the wires used to

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Speaker 6: Oh, so many bosoms were killed in the fifties. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: because of bloomer injuries. And then they created the wireless underpant.

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Speaker 7: The Yes, over seven million women were pulled. Yeah, it

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Speaker 7: wasn't there, it was I think maybe not. It was

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Speaker 6: Do you mean like the hoops in their hoopskirts that

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Speaker 3: No, that had a big like a butt, like a

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Speaker 3: Yes, if we give you nothing else, it's false information.

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Speaker 3: It's the kind of comedy people like hearing these days.

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Speaker 3: Truth based story, truth based.

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Speaker 1: It's more helpful, right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, one liners have never helped anyone. You hear that,

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Speaker 6: Rip, so fine, if you would find the exit that

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Speaker 1: Now, all right, which is one of my more favorite.

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Speaker 5: Which one?

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Speaker 3: Then we get your truth zerum?

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Speaker 3: I like the ninety the nineties. Yeah, the Marina Freeway.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the ninety.

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Speaker 3: It's the ninety. It's great, aka the Marina Freeway.

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Speaker 5: It's just right.

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Speaker 1: And if you have a kind of commitment do it.

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Speaker 1: It's a whole different experience.

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Speaker 3: Tell your truth story.

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Speaker 6: Fine, exit. Also it's not for a little bit, okay,

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Speaker 6: true story number one. Also, the name of my new

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Speaker 1: Is that I was driving up now.

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Speaker 6: I tweeted this, So it's a little irritating because I'm

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Speaker 3: Of tweets on that it's a scam and I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: The thing is that if I'm excited enough to tweet

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Speaker 3: Like the tweets, they want to hear the story.

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Speaker 1: So this is a behind the tweet story that I

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Speaker 6: So I'm going over the office yesterday I think it was,

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Speaker 6: Well, it looked absolutely like the apocalypse sure or armageddon whichever,

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Speaker 3: I think is what they used to call it. Remember

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Speaker 3: that was something they recorded about.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, getting that's when all the cars are there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So it looks like the what what's the thing when

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Speaker 6: Stephen The Leftovers, Yes TV series, The lefts Okay, okay,

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Speaker 6: no cars. One dude, very tall skateboarding up Western all

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Speaker 4: That? Was it?

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Speaker 6: In a way that reminded me of Ursula the Sea Witch,

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Speaker 6: Oh that's great, but no, it was just really exciting

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Speaker 6: And That's what I'm looking for in the world in

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm a skateboarder, so I already, but I

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Speaker 3: I towed him up a San Francisco street and then

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Speaker 3: He didn't know I skated, he didn't know I knew

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Speaker 5: I was there.

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Speaker 3: I was doing shows on my own and before that

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Speaker 1: Gil Jackiecasion.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and they are just the best. And I had

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Speaker 3: and did some a show in Mill Valley, which I

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Speaker 3: But it's funny because it's like we're bill weird and grateful,

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Speaker 3: No, I'm a diagonal, so getting the right lane.

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Speaker 1: Okay, And what a gorgeous area Dave lazing it really is?

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Speaker 3: In these orderlies. It's like they don't really work here.

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Speaker 1: He has an album coming out with some of my

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Speaker 6: I just texted him and said and said we're outside,

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Speaker 3: It's it's never gonna work out if you're in a

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Speaker 5: No, they need to.

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Speaker 6: And you know what's funny is, even if you consider

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Speaker 3: He said he is home.

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Speaker 3: He's walking out. Now, do you want to go a place?

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Speaker 1: Are you happy?

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Speaker 3: Asshole's I'm in him, like in the inner space, I

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Speaker 3: urethra There he is. He's walking in front of the car, Karen,

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Speaker 1: Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the old locked door prank.

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Speaker 1: We have plugged you right up to the locked door.

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Speaker 1: That's Stephen.

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Speaker 5: Do you know Stephen?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, alright, he did his podcast a while ago.

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Speaker 5: And also we were just emailing about it happening again.

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Speaker 3: Last time. You had that campaign sign that was going

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Speaker 1: Jesus you want to die? Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 6: Can I just say though, if that like, if a

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Speaker 3: Yep, Oh yeah, that sucked. In their defense, we were

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Speaker 3: That's it, It's finally gonna happen.

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Speaker 5: Karen. I'm with you in the sense of, like, here's

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Speaker 3: I mean, It.

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Speaker 1: Would not have allowed this if I know.

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Speaker 3: But that's being said, I am, I am.

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Speaker 4: I think human kindness and an understanding of what's going

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Speaker 1: Well, can I just say, how do you back out

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Speaker 4: I never back out as I just drive in and

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Speaker 6: Got it?

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Speaker 3: But tell me will you back now?

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Speaker 6: I will?

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Speaker 1: Will you back me up by backing out next time?

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Speaker 5: Absolutely?

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Speaker 3: No, I won't back down.

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Speaker 4: I actually feel the way you you felt about that.

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Speaker 4: With a lot of traffic stuff, like like something that

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Speaker 4: I'm just like, yeah, they were wrong, But what do

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Speaker 3: Yeah? They're the people in front of you? Yeah, h

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you regret this email.

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Speaker 3: We're watching a fender that person fall asleep.

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Speaker 1: No, that's just the la thing he wants to get over.

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Speaker 3: That's the thing, Karen, you were wrong. But there's a

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Speaker 5: Traffic laws are man made. They're not God's laws.

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Speaker 1: This is you like to thank God had anything to

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Speaker 3: And then on the fifth he created an unprotected left

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Speaker 3: last night. Oh yeah, it's a tweet.

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Speaker 5: It's a tweet. We do a lot about out here

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Speaker 5: That's what we like to call it on the show,

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Speaker 1: I like it, Dabe, what's going on?

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Speaker 5: Oh man?

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Speaker 3: What is your album?

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Speaker 5: My album is new. That's what I've been working on

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Speaker 5: the most.

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Speaker 1: How much traffic material do you do on it?

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Speaker 5: Oh man? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Track one is called traffic and track two is called airplanes.

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Speaker 3: So you heighten it.

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Speaker 5: Literally if you're not in Karen Kilgarriff's first album.

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Speaker 3: WHOA Wow. And that's the one where you just do

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Speaker 5: Absolutely.

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Speaker 4: Uh no, it's yeah, that's what I've been working on

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Speaker 1: My question is did you record it? Is it one show?

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Speaker 5: It's two shows?

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Speaker 4: I like, Yeah, I did the thing that's so scary,

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Speaker 4: So it was terrifying for all of us, right, you know,

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Speaker 4: Well yeah, and then if you don't make it a

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Speaker 4: deal and to support you and share.

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Speaker 5: But I will say, even though that was all terrifying,

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Speaker 4: It was at the Echo. It was two shows in

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Speaker 4: I think we're all. We all feel the same about

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Speaker 5: I feel very good.

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Speaker 3: That's that's terrific. That's right, It's all about my special

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Speaker 3: if I ever get that, damn, sang finished.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, I want to see that so badly.

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Speaker 3: But did you find that your album was mostly the

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Speaker 5: No, it was actually mostly the first show.

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Speaker 3: Wow, how different than what I thought.

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Speaker 4: No, Yeah, I like everything. Well, you know, I mean

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Speaker 4: it was a little bit of luck in that the

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Speaker 4: first show was so electric. It might be the best

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Speaker 3: That's great.

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Speaker 4: It filled up, and you know, it was just cool

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Speaker 4: because I started stand up in La and and I

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Speaker 4: show was when I.

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Speaker 5: Like fucked up and uh and riffed and stuff.

453
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Speaker 3: Yeah and uh.

454
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,159
Speaker 5: And so that's the reason that the first one.

455
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Speaker 3: Is at the show where you asked if they like

456
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,040
Speaker 3: country music and then one lady said yes, and you

457
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:52,640
Speaker 3: said that shit sucks at start chanting its own name.

458
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:57,520
Speaker 4: Actually I did that both shows, okay, and I dude, okay,

459
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,920
Speaker 4: So that is in my that was in my act.

460
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Speaker 5: It's the beginning of a bit actually about how I

461
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:03,640
Speaker 5: like country music.

462
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,880
Speaker 4: But uh, I start that way, I say his Nathon

463
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,360
Speaker 4: like country and then usually someone whoops or says yes,

464
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 4: and then I shame them, of course, but since it

465
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,160
Speaker 4: was on the album, I wanted to afford for any

466
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 4: possibility because every now and then no one cheers, and

467
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,800
Speaker 4: then that's funny.

468
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,679
Speaker 5: But I need I wanted it on the album.

469
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Speaker 4: So I called Jake Weisman and asked him to yell, yeah,

470
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,359
Speaker 4: that's crazy, yeah, and he was like sure, and I

471
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:36,000
Speaker 4: told him, thank you caring so sorry, like the concerned mother.

472
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I love carpool. I always have.

473
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 3: Satchel of overdue books.

474
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Speaker 5: Well don't we all?

475
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Speaker 1: It's what you're like.

476
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Speaker 6: So wait, did Jake deliver? Was he good at delivering

477
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Speaker 6: his line realistically?

478
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 5: He did? But then luck there were other people.

479
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,400
Speaker 4: You can't really hear him because a couple other people

480
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 4: were like, whoo yeah, Jake, I think purposely didn't do

481
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,679
Speaker 4: it that loud because I told him. I was like, look, man,

482
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,360
Speaker 4: this is a shitty thing I'm asking you because I'm

483
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 4: going to immediately shame you after you yell the thing.

484
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 5: I asked you to yell.

485
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Speaker 3: I think that he, of all people, is okay with me,

486
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 3: so do perhaps his lifeblood? Yeah, that's terrific. And I

487
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 3: it's been really impressive the animations and the promoting. We

488
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,640
Speaker 3: texted and I was like, it took a long time

489
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Speaker 3: for you to make that animated. I guess is it

490
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:32,879
Speaker 3: a gift?

491
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 5: Is it a jiff?

492
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 4: It's actually a series of stills, yes, that you flick

493
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 4: through on Instagram story. I'm a very specific artist. I

494
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 4: like to do things that are not as modern as

495
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 4: the current technology we have. Well, and take way longer.

496
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Speaker 3: It always looks good to do that, because essentially it's

497
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 3: a flip book, which when I was a kid, I

498
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,160
Speaker 3: used to make that. I spent way too much time

499
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,119
Speaker 3: with those flip a cube like the post it note cube,

500
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,200
Speaker 3: and I just do scenes after scenes, and I always

501
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 3: wished I still had them so I could scan them

502
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 3: and do like you did, because you can.

503
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 4: Tell Chris, Actually, I mean, I'm so sorry for doing this.

504
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 4: What because this is such an intense plug. But I

505
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 4: didn't make cdzer tapes with my alm. I literally made

506
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 4: a flip book.

507
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:25,680
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's cool. I'm gonna play it.

508
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,360
Speaker 1: It's like your dream is coming through.

509
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:31,160
Speaker 3: It's the Yeah, look at I'm a little happy kid.

510
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 3: Look there's look it's moving.

511
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 1: Dame's thing is moving.

512
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 3: It's an optical ludar. He is his shirts over his face.

513
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 3: Oh no, it circles clothes and then.

514
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 1: He sunk into the flower.

515
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 3: The flowers are depleting.

516
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 5: I wish you people could see this.

517
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,879
Speaker 3: Oh and then a thing shot out. It's like a

518
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,400
Speaker 3: three D book. It's a download card at the end.

519
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 1: Shoots into your lap. That was amazing, Chris, Happy birthday.

520
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 3: Oh I hate that. I always make this podcast about me.

521
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 5: That is so cool.

522
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 3: It's great, what you guys for doing that.

523
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,439
Speaker 5: This is such a no, that's you. Come on, man,

524
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 5: I really do all. You can keep that anyway, but

525
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 5: that means you So.

526
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 1: You're like, I'll take that back, thank you. Well, I

527
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 1: only have four of these.

528
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 3: Okay, So when you made the Instagram story animations and

529
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,679
Speaker 3: stuff where you were using these images that you had

530
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 3: already or did you just do it again?

531
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 6: Yeah?

532
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 5: I mean I'm also I was a graphic designer for

533
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 5: a long time.

534
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 4: I guess, I mean I still technically Yeah, my job

535
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 4: for radio DJ it was a radio DJ and I

536
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 4: quit that. And then I was a web developer for

537
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 4: a while and that, like graphic design was part of that.

538
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,399
Speaker 1: Dave, that's a real like adult job. One hit me

539
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: with their car.

540
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 4: Everyone today happening while recording a podcast is dangerous.

541
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 3: We almost pulled a peptone with you.

542
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 1: Did you choice to My choice to do an east

543
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: west drive too is a terrible mistake. Here at sundown right,

544
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: we are no Magellans. I think I should go left

545
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 1: right to get toward Echo Bark.

546
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 3: Whatever direction were away from the sun Glendale right.

547
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 1: I just did a big weird you.

548
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, so this is go left.

549
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 4: Okay, absolutely, and you know what, just take this guy

550
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 4: all the way down to San Fernando and bang a left.

551
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: Holy ship day.

552
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 3: Okay.

553
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 1: So you're so, you're a graphic designer.

554
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 6: You're sitting at your desk, You're dreaming of more, your

555
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 6: sweatshirt is pulled up under your glasses, over your nose.

556
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 5: There is.

557
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 3: It's cool, that's great, I'm slipping through.

558
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 5: I am, so you know, it's funny.

559
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 4: The one thing about having made a flip book instead

560
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 4: of a CD people buy is it's like another thing.

561
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 4: So it's not like people are congratulating me on the

562
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,360
Speaker 4: record and stuff. But this is the first time I've

563
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 4: been near someone else experiencing the flip book, and I'm

564
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 4: so happy it was you.

565
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,880
Speaker 3: And I'm happy to see it because a long time

566
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 3: ago I was talking to Ryan about doing an album

567
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 3: and trying to do a graphic novel and have it

568
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 3: be a book and not this straightforward though, where it's

569
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 3: like just an apparatus to contain the At the time,

570
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 3: people are still had CDs, and right right, I thought, well,

571
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 3: maybe the CD could somehow be in the book, and

572
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 3: it sounded like it would be very expensive. Did was

573
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 3: this like? Did it makes.

574
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 5: Definitely more expense? Damn?

575
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 3: I do feel like it's something going on that was

576
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 3: that girl was not stop our salts back Jesus this weekend.

577
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 3: Only these people are doing the vehicular version of eating

578
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 3: a naked man's face. But you've also been saying that

579
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 3: generals all day.

580
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: Was it expensive?

581
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, more so than other types of merchant. It was

582
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 5: like buying him in book. It was like eight bucks

583
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 5: a book.

584
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 4: Or something, right, but it's worth It's very cool Ryan

585
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 4: from a special thing, so cool.

586
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 5: I was like, he's, hey, man, do you need me

587
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 5: to like throw in on this or we can just

588
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 5: not do it? And he was like, you know what, man,

589
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 5: I'll lose money on this if I have to. I

590
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 5: just want to flip that.

591
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 1: He's such a good he's a visionary, he knows, he

592
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: knows what to invest in.

593
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 5: And why Grammy now he does? That's so insane. For

594
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 5: whose album will Patton oh rat? Yeah, he put out

595
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 5: the Patton Oswalt's album that won a Grammy, and so

596
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 5: he has a Grammy. And he didn't tell me that.

597
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 5: He told me that I would hate him.

598
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 1: Right, he wouldn't.

599
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 5: That's not his style.

600
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 6: When the when him and Matt asked me to do

601
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 6: an album, I was so honored, I was I almost cried.

602
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: But you know, later on when they weren't around, not

603
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: in front of them, never never, but.

604
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, they would have immediately punched me in the

605
00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 6: arm as hard as they can't the recess round, just

606
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 6: like over in the Tan Bark when they corner me

607
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 6: at lunchtime, so specifically real, So you're on.

608
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: The Special Thing Records label? Yes, how and how does

609
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: that feel?

610
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 5: It feels good? It feels really good. I like it.

611
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 5: I Yeah.

612
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 4: It's like flipping through their catalog the other day and

613
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 4: it's just like, god damn, everything on here is so

614
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 4: you know what I mean.

615
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 5: It's like, Paul F.

616
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 4: Tompkins is one of my favorite comedians of all time.

617
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 4: All this stuff's on there.

618
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 5: It's just great.

619
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 3: That guy. Is he doing stand up? I think last

620
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 3: time I saw him. I'm like, I'm just always trying

621
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 3: to get everyone to do stand up. I know, I'm

622
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 3: a person that wants to quit every other time doing it.

623
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 5: So well.

624
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you love someone's stand up, all you want

625
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 4: is for them to keep doing stand up and they

626
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 4: it's so hard and has such a little monetary return

627
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 4: that it's like the thing people.

628
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 5: Are the readiest to quit right right, left heres, Sorry did.

629
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 6: Interrupt you, Dave, But I just at Starbucks drive through

630
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 6: and if we can get into that thing, we're doing it.

631
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's kind of it's kind of what we do.

632
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: It's kind of the whole premise of this podcast.

633
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not about you. It's about that sweet sweet.

634
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 6: No.

635
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 3: I know, I love making laugh regretting that.

636
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 5: Laugh that is immediately followed by a yeah.

637
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 3: It's like reacting to someone falling down.

638
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 5: It's not except you're the one that fell down, one that.

639
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: Fell down comedically.

640
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 6: Oh well, then you know what, Dave, I'm gonna I'm

641
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 6: gonna steal your thunder right now and step in and

642
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 6: tell you that. Because Chris has been trying to get

643
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 6: me to start doing sets again, and I just ran

644
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 6: to start a band, but true one step at a time.

645
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 6: But I saw Mandy Johnson recently and she signed me

646
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 6: up for the next Super serious. So in October, I

647
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 6: have two months to write material and basically scramble together.

648
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 5: Fifteen years ago.

649
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 3: God, And that's what you can make it fresh, just

650
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 3: out of tag.

651
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: I don't have to just change guys.

652
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 8: To dig into my post of the don't a stick

653
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 8: is so crazy, just elaborate.

654
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 5: So what's the deal with global warming not being so bad?

655
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 5: You know those people?

656
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 4: Okay, have to pause, absolutely sorry, absolutely, Oh yeah. I

657
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 4: have this story a friend, Lewis, who's one of those

658
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 4: people who is just like regular person, smart person, but

659
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 4: just terrible at school and processing everything that had to

660
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 4: do with school. I don't understand how he was this bad,

661
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 4: but anyway, he uh, he went to school college in

662
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 4: New York. I was in LA and I get this

663
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 4: message from him at two in the morning. He's like, hey,

664
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 4: I have a paper to turn in in three hours.

665
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 5: Can you read this? And I was like sure, and

666
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 5: I read it and I found an error in the title.

667
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 4: The title was the Long Term Ramifications of the Continuation

668
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 4: of Apartheid into the twenty first century. This happened in

669
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 4: the year two thousand and I was like, I just wrote, Lewis,

670
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 4: apartheid is over, and he wrote back.

671
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 5: Fuck no.

672
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

673
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 5: He read.

674
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,479
Speaker 4: He like researched the whole paper and like read books

675
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 4: and stuff, and not in a single place did he

676
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 4: discover that apartheid was over.

677
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 1: So he's just like a couple of years behind it.

678
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 5: Yeah.

679
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 4: I guess it must have been because he like probably

680
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 4: didn't use the internet and he probably read old books.

681
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 3: I guess. Wow. It's so. I mean, in its defense,

682
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 3: everyone just has all the information available immediately.

683
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 4: But it was also the kind of thing where like

684
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 4: you found out they're apart end, you know what I mean,

685
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 4: Like there was a thing.

686
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 5: I just knew.

687
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 3: You've got to break them the good news, no thing

688
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 3: that's true to him. It's almost like you and yeah,

689
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 3: well you don't know that I didn't. Well, actually, you

690
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 3: know I have done enough research.

691
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 5: You know you haven't.

692
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: Scart oh time do you? Doesn't even need a straw?

693
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 5: No, thank you, no, thanks, thank you so much forgot

694
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 5: Starbucks gives you a sippy cup.

695
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 3: Now I know, I like it straws.

696
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,719
Speaker 1: The infantilization has begun.

697
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 5: Absolutely.

698
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: What's that word infantilization?

699
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, after I finished, I'm gonna go girl, Like, well,

700
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 6: I lots of people talk about this in act, but

701
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 6: it's that thing of like when you're constantly holding a Starbucks,

702
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 6: it's essentially like your baba that you hold onto a day,

703
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 6: lying and suck off of and are addicted to and

704
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 6: it's that and then all of the like you know,

705
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 6: comic book movies and video game culture and everything that

706
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 6: it's just like, nobody has to be older than eight

707
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 6: years old if they don't want to be.

708
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 3: I want to have like a blouse like shirt with

709
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 3: a cameousol on it that I left and there's just

710
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 3: a camelback of coffee where my breast would be.

711
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 1: Sorry, like female breast.

712
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 9: There's no there's no questions that you're right. If it

713
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 9: wasn't your male bas breast, I'd be drinking my own milk.

714
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 9: Of course, wow, some man coffee.

715
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 5: So it will be inside your it would be in

716
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 5: your tits.

717
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 3: Camelback as a brand, it's a back a camel Let

718
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 3: me tell a lot of guys. A lot of guys

719
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 3: use it well hiking.

720
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: Do you wear it against your skin?

721
00:34:55,760 --> 00:35:05,439
Speaker 3: You can't usually wear we can sower, No, but go ahead.

722
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 3: I have a taped around my chest with dug tape

723
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 3: like it's some sort of contraband.

724
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 5: Like, so it's gonna be in the same position as

725
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 5: your boobs.

726
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 3: There's a man riding a bike with no tires. He's

727
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:16,760
Speaker 3: simply riding.

728
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,399
Speaker 1: Who that was a rims ride?

729
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 3: And that I don't know what that means. Doesn't mean

730
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 3: he was the second to steal. He stole the bike,

731
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 3: but the guy before him just stole the tires. But

732
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 3: there is something, there's something going on.

733
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: It must be a full moon to know what.

734
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 3: Lights have been out everywhere. Something is going on with

735
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 3: the grid.

736
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: Someone calls city Hall.

737
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 3: I think we figured it out. Get my big red phone.

738
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 3: The commissioner needs to hear this.

739
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 6: No, Dave, If tonight truly is the end of the world,

740
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,320
Speaker 6: will there be a final good heroine or will you

741
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 6: guys say thanks to the bookstore, We're going to probably

742
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 6: take us down the street and some drinking.

743
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 4: Good heroin is happening rain shine or armageddon? Yeah, I've

744
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 4: been saying that phrase. Here's how dedicated I am to

745
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 4: stand up. I hope that I die performing I want

746
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 4: to die on.

747
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 3: Dave.

748
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 6: Last week I talked about going to a trivia night

749
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 6: and the first question was who's on the far right

750
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 6: on Mount Rushmore?

751
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't know who's on Mount

752
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 1: Rushmore or anything about anything.

753
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:25,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, like a nervous breakdown about actually not being smart,

754
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 6: I mean really upsetting.

755
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 5: That is exactly what happens to me every time I

756
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 5: go to a trivia night. Yeah, I don't know any

757
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 5: of the answers.

758
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 4: I feel bad, right, and then I try to compensate

759
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 4: for it in the way that I try to compensate

760
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 4: for anything everything in my life, which is to be funny.

761
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 3: Right.

762
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 5: But the problem is that when people go to a

763
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 5: trivia night, they want you to shut the fuck up

764
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 5: and try to answer the question.

765
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.

766
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,839
Speaker 5: And I don't want to do anything where I can't

767
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:50,919
Speaker 5: joke around. Yeah.

768
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 3: I like trivia knight, but I do know that I'm

769
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 3: not good at it. And I have friends that I

770
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 3: you know, they didn't totally excel in school or like

771
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 3: go to college and learn a bunch of stuff, but

772
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 3: they watch Jeopardy a lot and they just know that ship.

773
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 3: It's like the topic keeps coming up.

774
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 5: I can't do it.

775
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 3: Friends have watched Jeopardy and they know everything. I'm like, what,

776
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 3: why do I feel so dumb? You You've wore millions

777
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 3: of dollars in your living room.

778
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: It's it's mostly lakes.

779
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 5: It's just lakes.

780
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, just learn the ways.

781
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 5: Baseball lakes and baseball basically.

782
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,280
Speaker 1: What all knowledge boils down and I refuse to participate.

783
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 3: What is the Minnesota Twins?

784
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 5: And the question was what president right now?

785
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 3: Oh?

786
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 5: Terrific ship, Oh the Minnesota Twins. I haven't thought about

787
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 5: the Twins in a while. I wonder how they're doing

788
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 5: this season. Yeah, good old Kirby Pucket Dude, I remember

789
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 5: Kirby Puckett. What a cool name.

790
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really is.

791
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 4: That was like when I cared about baseball back then,

792
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,479
Speaker 4: when I don't know, I was like last off the tongue.

793
00:37:59,520 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 3: Kirby.

794
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,439
Speaker 1: Kirby is a baby's name that needs to come back.

795
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 6: People are going to do all kinds of weird, crazy

796
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 6: shit and random characters.

797
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: How about just a Kirby baby name, isn't it?

798
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 5: I would name my baby Kirby if the name changed

799
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 5: when they were like eight.

800
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, right right, you can't.

801
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 5: Kirby is unfair to a brown up to.

802
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 1: A forty four year old?

803
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah.

804
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 6: In the Holiday and Breakfast isprest line, Kirby, please because

805
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 6: I go Kirby, Kirby.

806
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: Do you want this USA today or not?

807
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 4: Actually, the more we say it, the more I think

808
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 4: it's a great adult Kirby, Get more firewood, Kirby, Kurby

809
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:41,280
Speaker 4: R Dog.

810
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 1: Kirby, Get up off the curb, get up off out

811
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:46,399
Speaker 1: of the curb.

812
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, Kirby. Do you like Kurby?

813
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 6: Your enthusiasmby, that's why we call you Kirby.

814
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 3: Maybe you have a baby, when do you get to

815
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 3: name it?

816
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 5: Day?

817
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 3: Have you've been thinking about having a baby the.

818
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 5: Name of Chris Fairbanks?

819
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be the answer. That's right.

820
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 4: First name Chris Fairbanks, last name Karen kil Garrett. Yes,

821
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 4: I am so desperate to be like.

822
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 1: That's how you do it? Sacrifice that baby.

823
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:16,399
Speaker 5: I don't know what I would name a kid. I yeah,

824
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 5: I've never thought about it. I'm not even anywhere near that,

825
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. McKenna Kenna, you got it? Okay,

826
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 5: McKenna Ross, Yeah, that's good. Maybe I would.

827
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 3: I don't know, McKenna. If it's a boy, mackenzie.

828
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 5: What if I were saying to it Ross three times?

829
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 6: Ross?

830
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:34,879
Speaker 5: Ross Ross?

831
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you name your baby Glen carry o Glen?

832
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 5: Yes?

833
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: How about just Rick Ross Jr?

834
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 4: Oh, God, get in there, Rick Ross Junior will be

835
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 4: its first name? Rick Ross Junior.

836
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 5: Ross. Because I'm deeply unfair as a person.

837
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 3: What was Laurie Kill Martin's joke about Laurie Kill Martin.

838
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think I'm pretty much told him.

839
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you do either of you have kids?

840
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: Get to know us, Dave, I'm.

841
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:16,439
Speaker 3: So glad you said I left him outside to Dick.

842
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 3: I am no. I've never no, never had a close call,

843
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 3: never had a false alarm, never had a healthy sperm.

844
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 5: N I didn't. I didn't ask any of those questions.

845
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 6: Really really a prospects prospect I have never had said,

846
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 6: dried up like kindling inside.

847
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 3: My bloodline is just a dead end of the stack

848
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 3: of dry wood.

849
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:43,479
Speaker 5: I was born.

850
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 4: The doctor told my mother he's going to live a

851
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 4: great life, but he will not have common Yes, your

852
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 4: baby can't come, and he never will.

853
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 3: He's basically shiny and sealed up like a kendle. It's amazing.

854
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 3: We've never seen it. It looks pristine down there, his leg,

855
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 3: he's made of wax from the waist down.

856
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 5: It looks like we stand it it. Do either of

857
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 5: you want kids? Yeah?

858
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 3: Like I just started getting into him in the last

859
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 3: couple of years.

860
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: What Chris, don't go on about that.

861
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it's true. I've gone on about it.

862
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 5: Chris. I'm I'm gonna pay you a compliment here.

863
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,959
Speaker 3: Okay, And is it that I'm a terrific father.

864
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 4: Absolutely, no, you like, I don't know why I prefaced

865
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,280
Speaker 4: it that way. I just feel like I'm on your podcast.

866
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 4: I wanted to warn I'm about to brown nose a

867
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 4: little bit, you know what I mean. Now, you have

868
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 4: this joke that I love that you've been doing lately.

869
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 4: I don't know if you've been doing it very recently,

870
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 4: but in the past year I've seen you do it

871
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 4: a couple of times about redheaded kids.

872
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 5: It's like one of my favorite jokes.

873
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 3: It's it's but then it's so I can back out

874
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 3: of it because for a moment it offends a lot

875
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 3: of people. Right then I've figured out how to pull

876
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 3: out of it.

877
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 5: Oh you did, Oh okay, that's why you stopped doing that.

878
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,879
Speaker 1: Dave brought it up because he really really bothers him.

879
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 6: Yeah.

880
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, it triggers me.

881
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 3: It hurt a lot of feeling a lot of pale

882
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,280
Speaker 3: skinned feelings.

883
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 5: It's really funny, Like, I get it, and I will

884
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 5: never tell someone.

885
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 4: I will never like shit on someone or shame them

886
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 4: for being triggered by something, because you know, it's very

887
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 4: real for some people.

888
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 5: But then also if you couldn't come up.

889
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 3: With the reason because you know what, you know what,

890
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 3: I'm actually coming up with nothing.

891
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 4: But it's funny because I actually I've been through tons

892
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,800
Speaker 4: of shit in my life and I don't have that

893
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 4: in my brain really, and so there is a certain

894
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 4: amount where I'm like, yeah, you're talking about.

895
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,959
Speaker 3: Fucking kids who can't like I thank you. Again.

896
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 5: I tell people I fuck kids all the time, and

897
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 5: I don't fuck kids, and.

898
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 4: I feel like that that's clear context has been created

899
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 4: just by nature of me acting this way.

900
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,439
Speaker 5: But once again, it doesn't. I never think it's weird

901
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 5: that people it. I just don't understand it personally.

902
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: It feels like though people hating it since you know

903
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 1: that is that is basically it's that guy driving on

904
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 1: the left side of the right side of the.

905
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 5: Car neat car, but he knows it is a British car.

906
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: I believe, Yes, that man was shipped over here from Britain.

907
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 3: He had a beautiful car, a nice jaw line, and

908
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 3: his future looks bright, you know what I mean?

909
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because of that, your future looks dark.

910
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, we can't both have a bright future at

911
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:37,280
Speaker 3: that intersection he wanted. Yeah, so many everyone is crazy.

912
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 3: This is the worst striving. Now, this guy's drifting. There's

913
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 3: a bike in the middle of the road and.

914
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 1: Almost saw a moped eat it. Oh it's crazy.

915
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,959
Speaker 3: I would have been just should pull over and hold

916
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 3: each other while shivering.

917
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:55,359
Speaker 4: Absolutely, honestly, I'm up for that whenever you guys want, okay,

918
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 4: have each other twenty minutes.

919
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 3: So you what was your post about this whole Instagram

920
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 3: thing where people where everyone was cutting and pasting that

921
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 3: legal notice that oh mine? Oh yeah?

922
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, right, Karen, do you know what he's talking about?

923
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: I think so, but I skimmed it on Twitter.

924
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, because you're not a grammar.

925
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 4: It was originally someone posted this graphic that was a

926
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,839
Speaker 4: screenshot of test but then the word Instagram had been

927
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 4: pasted into it runt of times, and it was like

928
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 4: basically saying, Instagram change, there are terms of service. They

929
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 4: can now share your information and use your photos for

930
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 4: whatever they want. But if you post this graphic then

931
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 4: it's like legally binding.

932
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 5: It's in your in your account right that they're not

933
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 5: allowed to use your stuff.

934
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 3: And everyone kind of fell for it, and then immediately

935
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,479
Speaker 3: the people that didn't do it, not out of seeing

936
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 3: through they lie or just waited out of laziness. They're like, like,

937
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 3: I was like, ah, should I do that? I don't care,

938
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 3: go ahead, I have nothing to hide. I think it's

939
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,439
Speaker 3: why I didn't. But then immediately everyone was making fun

940
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 3: of the people that.

941
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 5: Did do it.

942
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, so a bunch of comics posted it and that

943
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 4: we're like, hey, watch out, And then a bunch of

944
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 4: other comics were like, everyone who posted this is.

945
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:19,879
Speaker 3: Stupid ye old yeah, because they just hadn't done it yet.

946
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 8: Yeah.

947
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it was so funny to watch I do.

948
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 4: That's a really weird element of comedy where comedians yell

949
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 4: about how dumb other comedians.

950
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 5: Are all the time. Yeah, every time I see it,

951
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 5: I'm like, guys, we're all just gonna keep being here.

952
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 6: But it is that thing of a trend comes up,

953
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 6: and then whether or not you participate in it, obviously

954
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 6: is a very loaded decision, at least for me, every time,

955
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 6: where whether it's a game or a trend or whatever,

956
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 6: and then you're.

957
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 1: Afraid to do it because you know it's hacky, but.

958
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 6: Then you do it anyway, and then when the wave crests,

959
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 6: the new wave is everybody going, you fucking idiot, for

960
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 6: doing that. Yeah, and that to me is so much

961
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 6: hackier yah then being then at least just participating and

962
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 6: having fun, because who gives a shit about Twitter anyway.

963
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 6: But like, there's nothing I hate more than the second

964
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 6: wave I Told you so people because it's like the

965
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 6: easiest thing.

966
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 4: There is to do, right, Man, We're going to see

967
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 4: I predict that we're going to see a lot of

968
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 4: that I Told you so shit in a big way

969
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 4: over the next few years because of all the like

970
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 4: all how important social justice online was to people for

971
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 4: a long time, and then there's it's going to turn

972
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 4: into people that's going to sort of die down a

973
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 4: little bit and the like because it, you know, it

974
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 4: got extreme and lack nuance in in some ways.

975
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 5: And then there's gonna be a shitload of people being

976
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 5: like everyone who did that as an asshole.

977
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

978
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 5: Man, I don't want to have any part of any

979
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 5: of it.

980
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 6: Well, you know, because I think there's a lot of

981
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 6: trolls that hide as the people that you would assume

982
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 6: as an average white person to be involved in the

983
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 6: social justice So then they're but they're actually troull So

984
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 6: they have this weird hidden persona and they're like kind

985
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 6: of tweaking the art to make whoever, whichever minority look

986
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 6: like assholes. Like that's the thing I've noticed that's super

987
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 6: creepy and weird is like people coming on like I

988
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 6: just don't understand. While you're not required if you're going

989
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 6: to interact on Facebook or Twitter or Instagram to have

990
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 6: your real name and.

991
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 4: It's my own extension of your identity, we have to

992
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 4: get a driver's license. I really feel like it's similar

993
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 4: to that.

994
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 6: Because then all those people that like, oh, I guess

995
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 6: I was just trolling that twelve year old because I

996
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 6: was bored, like those people know, because there's so much

997
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 6: creepy shit people do.

998
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 1: Hidden away. I mean like it just plays on the

999
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: worst of like human instinct kind of it's gross. I

1000
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: hate the Internet, I really do.

1001
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I hate yeah, yeah, yeah, I really it's too

1002
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 5: bad too. It's just.

1003
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 3: And the answer is just getting up. Like there's like

1004
00:47:56,560 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 3: where we stayed up in the Bay Area, but it

1005
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 3: was near your stomping grounds of Pedaloma, but it was

1006
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 3: like log Anitas. It was in the in the mountains,

1007
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 3: surrounded by redwood trees. It was beautiful, yes, and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1008
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 3: it's one.

1009
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 5: Of the prettiest places. I loved there.

1010
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 3: I loved your town.

1011
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: I'm quite proud of my town and my dairy.

1012
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 3: But my my phone was my phone was kind of

1013
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,399
Speaker 3: worthless there, and it was this weight was lifted off

1014
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 3: my shoulders. I felt terrific. Yeah, I felt like early

1015
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 3: ninety Stare banks Man. Remember I was killed.

1016
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,399
Speaker 1: You're so young, a fresh oh man. Remember that guy?

1017
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 3: Yeah he's gone now dead.

1018
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:42,800
Speaker 4: I like removed Twitter almost completely from my life, really,

1019
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 4: and I like, yeah, I mean I had, you know,

1020
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 4: I had built up followers there, and so I felt

1021
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 4: shitty about just ending that.

1022
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 3: Also did end it?

1023
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,479
Speaker 1: You got off it was only two hundred and thirty

1024
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: two people.

1025
00:48:55,800 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was two hundred and thirty two.

1026
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 4: And it was also I made most of those accounts myself,

1027
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 4: and that's the work I'm talking about.

1028
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 5: I had to fucking open all account. We get a

1029
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 5: Gmail address, you know what I mean. It was a

1030
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 5: lot of effort.

1031
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 4: No, I like built up like it was like fifteen

1032
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,359
Speaker 4: thousand or so followers, and I was like, I still

1033
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 4: might want to promote stuff. I don't want to like

1034
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 4: hold up a middle finger to that, you know, but

1035
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 4: I didn't want to look at it.

1036
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 5: So I literally you.

1037
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 3: Can just suspend it or what do you call it?

1038
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 3: Make it it?

1039
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just wanted to.

1040
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 4: Instead, I just turned it into like one big dumb joke,

1041
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 4: and I download this app where you're that will tweet

1042
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 4: for you once a day, and so I just programmed

1043
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 4: this app to tweet the same thing for me every

1044
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 4: day at one pm. And it's just so my account

1045
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 4: if you look down, I promote stuff and then I

1046
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 4: deleted immediately, and then the rest of my account it

1047
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 4: just says what day is it?

1048
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 5: Likes of times?

1049
00:49:56,200 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 1: Oh, I like tweet it, Yes I have. That's been

1050
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 1: happening a lot.

1051
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 3: It's funny.

1052
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've gotten followers from it. And I never look

1053
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 4: at Twitter anymore. Right now, I am promoting the album,

1054
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 4: but other than that, I'm just not looking at it.

1055
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 4: So I cannot tell you how how much it's changed

1056
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 4: my life for the better.

1057
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 5: Just like I don't. The app is hidden on my phone.

1058
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 4: I'll go days without looking at the Twitter app, and

1059
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 4: it's just like, oh my god, it's so great.

1060
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 3: You're pretty addicted.

1061
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: I'm pretty addicted.

1062
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,439
Speaker 3: You off something.

1063
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, thank you, Chris. That's right. I took

1064
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: a month off in was it the month of May

1065
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: and it was just a delight. It was much better.

1066
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 6: But I have the thing where there's a little elements

1067
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 6: for because I don't do sets, I need to write jokes.

1068
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 3: Like I really thought you said I don't do sex.

1069
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 5: I don't do sex.

1070
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 1: I need to write Twitter. That's really what it all

1071
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: boils down to.

1072
00:50:58,239 --> 00:50:59,879
Speaker 5: It is another sex or Twitter sex.

1073
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:02,399
Speaker 1: If you're on Twitter, you're not having sex.

1074
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 5: That was the thing with me. I actually started having

1075
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,800
Speaker 5: like a lot of sex so I could get you.

1076
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 1: You're too busy for Twitter. See that's nice, that's a great. Yeah,

1077
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 1: another one.

1078
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:14,839
Speaker 3: Have the scariest day.

1079
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: You stay there, sir?

1080
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 3: Oh god, I come Comparis. This is my neighborhood.

1081
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 5: Uh so you're on you're staying on Twitter because it

1082
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 5: scratches that itch.

1083
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 6: I came back because I just have these media acre jokes.

1084
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 6: I really need to tell the people.

1085
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 3: You've got a great joke. Yeah, let's not do that,

1086
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 3: let's not play that. Okay, you're right, Twitter joke.

1087
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 6: I got to get back on the the hyper ego

1088
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 6: machine from my October set.

1089
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 5: Ye, you're very good on Twitter.

1090
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, thanks to people.

1091
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 4: Did you know that you have a someone who made

1092
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,399
Speaker 4: an Instagram fan account for you and they just post

1093
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 4: screenshots of your tweets.

1094
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 8: Someone comes, there's people who killed gear.

1095
00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: Gift gift, that's a schmooth, is that with?

1096
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 6: She's made gifts of like different things I've been on,

1097
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:06,840
Speaker 6: which is horrifying, truly a horror for me.

1098
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 3: But it's well done, and uh, I know it's not

1099
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 3: caught up on a lot of your brain material. Everyone's honking,

1100
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 3: everyone's crazy everyone, everyone's eating each other's faces.

1101
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,760
Speaker 1: It's a I think we're peaking in terms of people

1102
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 1: being on pills. Maybe that's what it is.

1103
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 5: Actually, this neighborhood has a massive opiate problem.

1104
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 3: Really, yes, really, yes, I moved into it.

1105
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 5: Yes, you're their dealer.

1106
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 6: You know that.

1107
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:35,920
Speaker 3: God, I'm two blocks. I'm not the corner of crisis

1108
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:42,360
Speaker 3: and opioid. Go dude, God, for the fucks say it

1109
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 3: is horrifying.

1110
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 1: I mean, what's the last movie you've seen, Dave?

1111
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:47,879
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1112
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 5: Oh boy. The last time I saw a movie in

1113
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 5: the theater was Citizen Kane.

1114
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 3: How about me? It was like last night I saw

1115
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 3: a band at u terr Gram Ballroom, which is one

1116
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 3: of my favorite. It was Thy Siegel. Go ahead, lord,

1117
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:11,839
Speaker 3: it was fun time.

1118
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 5: I didn't.

1119
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,319
Speaker 3: I mean, there's those bands where you let's know him.

1120
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 3: It didn't really speak to me on you know, Spotify

1121
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 3: on shuffles, but man live, my face was being melted off.

1122
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:22,320
Speaker 3: But it wasn't Mushroom.

1123
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,760
Speaker 4: He's incredible live. I'm actually going to see her and tonight.

1124
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 4: Who is from Marin County?

1125
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 1: What band?

1126
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 5: Uh ceremony? Do you know them? They're from Ronert Park.

1127
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: That's the town next to Paloma.

1128
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 4: Oh, no way, yeah, And I like I always think

1129
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:41,399
Speaker 4: of them with Pedaluma because Anthony, the guitar player, who's

1130
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:45,359
Speaker 4: the guy that I know in the band, he runs

1131
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 4: a festival up there in Pedaluma every year called Homesick.

1132
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,280
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I thought the comedy festival. There's a comedy

1133
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 1: festival there.

1134
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 5: I saw that. It's called Pedalama.

1135
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1136
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,800
Speaker 4: It was a really I love Dominic, I know and

1137
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 4: love Dominic very much, done very well, And that is

1138
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:02,920
Speaker 4: a terrible name.

1139
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: Yes, let me defend Dominic. Let me defend Dominic.

1140
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 5: Who look at this it sounds like Petaluma.

1141
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 6: No, it's that in the seventies in Pedaluma they had

1142
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:16,320
Speaker 6: a T shirt you could buy at nothing but t shirts.

1143
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 6: The local iron on T shirt shop, which was very

1144
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 6: big in like nineteen seventy eight, and.

1145
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 5: I was going to say, what were you born in

1146
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 5: the nineteenth century.

1147
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 3: Kind of And it's funny.

1148
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 6: Basically, it was a little it was like a little

1149
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 6: almost looked like a cartoon of a muppet and he

1150
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 6: was just like a guy with yellow feathers and long

1151
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 6: legs and big googly eyes. And it said Petalama underneath it.

1152
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,800
Speaker 6: And it was popular within our town. So he's just

1153
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 6: making a reference to this dumb fucking shirt that was

1154
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 6: like a kind of like a I mean, I want

1155
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 6: to say, like a tourist souvenir.

1156
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, it's almost that.

1157
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 5: I just said that on a recorded podcast about my friend.

1158
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was nice of me to know.

1159
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 6: No, he's not your friend. Dominant went to Los Angeles.

1160
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 6: You learn lessons like this all the time. You're good

1161
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 6: comedy friends.

1162
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,360
Speaker 5: I think. Actually I have been a little ship talking

1163
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 5: on this eide.

1164
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 3: It's just permanently on the internet for it.

1165
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:22,239
Speaker 6: I meanwhile talking about what a great person you are

1166
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 6: and then boom attacking Dominant.

1167
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 4: So I'm attack, Yeah, I love you. Yeah, you know,

1168
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 4: I blame my friendship with Karen. Actually we have built

1169
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 4: a rapport you and I. Karen that scared people on.

1170
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 1: The internet was yes, yeah, that was bad.

1171
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:40,839
Speaker 3: That was really elaborate.

1172
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 1: I attacked Dave.

1173
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 6: It was really weird because it was one of those

1174
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 6: things where I'm sure I'd had too much coffee and

1175
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 6: I thought it was being funny.

1176
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 5: It was funny, it was very fun.

1177
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 6: But then it was like, but then, of course it's

1178
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 6: the Internet, so then Dave has to say something back.

1179
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,959
Speaker 6: He's not gonna be like, uh, you're the best or whatever.

1180
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 6: He's going to be like, so he like gave it

1181
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 6: back a little bit. Then we just kept doing it.

1182
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 6: But then it was too real and people were like, hey, whoa, I.

1183
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 1: Can't explain it.

1184
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 4: But Karen and I we had just had an it

1185
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 4: was like a couple of weeks before this happened. We

1186
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 4: had had a conversation somewhere about how comedians hanging out

1187
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,359
Speaker 4: should be meaner, the joshing like if.

1188
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:20,839
Speaker 5: We are friends.

1189
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 6: We had the conversation right there with Y Larson. Remember

1190
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 6: we were standing at the back of the Good Heroin

1191
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 6: show saying bringing back mean comedy.

1192
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah totally, And I, for I definitely missed that.

1193
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm from New York.

1194
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,320
Speaker 4: And how I came into being funny was sitting around

1195
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 4: with a bunch of people just making fun of each other,

1196
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 4: and so.

1197
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,800
Speaker 3: We talked was busting balls, right, yeah, but I'm a

1198
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 3: ball buster? Yeah yeah.

1199
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 4: So then I see you at bright Spot with Chase Bernstein,

1200
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 4: and I like I think I said in past.

1201
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 5: They were like, what's up with you? And I was like, ah,

1202
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:53,840
Speaker 5: I gotta go meet my manager.

1203
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:57,800
Speaker 4: And then Karen was like, well, la de duh, someone

1204
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 4: has a manager. And then when I looked at my

1205
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 4: phone or got home or something, there was a tweet

1206
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 4: from Karen that was like, just saw Dave Ross and

1207
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 4: it only took him two seconds to bring up the

1208
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 4: fact that he as a fucking manager.

1209
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 5: And so then I was like, I said some shit

1210
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 5: to Karen.

1211
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 3: Ridiculous, so funny. Yeah, I get it. I would have

1212
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 3: got it.

1213
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 5: From a But also I will say that I leveled

1214
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 5: it up.

1215
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 4: I I think I'm the one that made it to

1216
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 4: the point where people were like, this is mean, because

1217
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 4: I am fully aware of how much we are friends. Yes,

1218
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 4: but the next thing I said was you said that,

1219
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 4: And I was like, Karen, you are older than my manager.

1220
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 5: That is if you don't know that you and I

1221
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:45,439
Speaker 5: are cool.

1222
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 3: I was like, damn, dude, yeah, and then you said

1223
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 3: something really mean.

1224
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 5: That I don't remember.

1225
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 6: I think I said because I do remember how mean

1226
00:57:54,880 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 6: I was, because at least I work. Oh, and that's

1227
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 6: what I knew, because I was like, it's funny, but

1228
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 6: there's only one direction this can take, because we have

1229
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 6: to keep out doing each other because this needs to stop.

1230
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 6: And it should have stopped with your response and I

1231
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 6: could have done something else, but it was like, instead,

1232
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 6: but can I say a little.

1233
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 3: Bit before because you do work more than Dave's.

1234
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 1: People need to know.

1235
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 5: While here we go, I'll stand.

1236
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 3: Up, you get the road. It's great.

1237
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 6: But I think the reason the reason this energy started

1238
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 6: was Chase and I sat in this booth at the

1239
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 6: bright Spot and watched Dave talk to this guy standing

1240
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:40,040
Speaker 6: on the street.

1241
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 1: For so long and we were waving at him. I

1242
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: was texting Dave over and over really and yes, and

1243
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 1: it was like you and this.

1244
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 6: Dude, who it turned out with some comic from a

1245
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 6: different town, were wrapped talking about something and it was

1246
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 6: like I wanted you to look at your phone and

1247
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 6: be like, oh, there's fifteen texts from Karen, because we

1248
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 6: were away from each other and you didn't know, so

1249
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 6: it started this weird energy towards you, of like like

1250
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 6: an attack energy.

1251
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 1: I can't explain it. But then when you came in,

1252
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 1: it was just like, oh, look, hell, you're like my manager.

1253
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:13,560
Speaker 6: Well.

1254
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 5: You know what was so wonderful about it, though, was that.

1255
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 4: The way I don't know if you remember this, but

1256
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 4: the way that the interaction on Twitter ended was someone

1257
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 4: jumped in and called one of us a dick, and

1258
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 4: then we were both like, don't do that. Yeah, it's cool,

1259
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 4: and then we both said I'm sorry and I love you.

1260
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1261
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 4: And then I saw you like a week later at

1262
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 4: a show, and I remember it so clearly. I was

1263
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 4: like Karen and you were like Dave. I was like,

1264
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, and you were like, I've been upset

1265
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 4: about it all week. That was like me too, I

1266
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 4: feel absolutely terrible. And that was the way that the

1267
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 4: next four or five interactions we had went, Are you

1268
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 4: still thinking about it?

1269
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 6: Oh?

1270
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:55,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel really bad.

1271
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 3: Yes.

1272
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 6: When we first saw each other in person, the look

1273
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 6: on both of our faces was like we had been

1274
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 6: at a party and we had both slapped each other

1275
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 6: at the same time. Where it was like, Dave, I

1276
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 6: would never want to say any of those things to

1277
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 6: you and in public, Like.

1278
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was like.

1279
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:16,479
Speaker 5: I think that we don't have like mean energy hanging

1280
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 5: out as comedians. Is that it's bad.

1281
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: Sec us very poorly.

1282
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,440
Speaker 5: Yes, being mean sucks.

1283
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it never feels good.

1284
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 6: Well and also if you don't like it's usually the

1285
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 6: smart thing to do is save it up for people

1286
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 6: you genuinely hate. But when you're shitting on your friends

1287
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 6: where I'm like, I'm not close enough with Dave to

1288
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 6: be this mean to.

1289
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 5: Him, Like we weren't that close yet. Yeah, it wasn't.

1290
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 1: It wasn't like that.

1291
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 3: That's what brought you closer.

1292
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 5: It actually is.

1293
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: You know what it did. It made me get a

1294
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 1: manager because that's what it was all about.

1295
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 3: I was jealous, you know, I don't have shame.

1296
01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 4: It didn't representation anymore. Oh yeah, so the tables have turned.

1297
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'm going to get right back on Twitter.

1298
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 3: That yeah, yeah apart, No, it's funny there. When I

1299
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 3: first started in Austin, there is older guys that were

1300
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 3: all mean. They would shut off the microphone while you

1301
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 3: were on stage. Yeah, there was hey, new kid we're

1302
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 3: going to show you the ropes vibe and now, and

1303
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 3: I would get so mad. I'm like wanted to actually

1304
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 3: get in fights with them. And now I love those guys,

1305
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:31,440
Speaker 3: and I think it has something to do with overcoming that,

1306
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 3: and so there is something that comes from busting balls

1307
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 3: are taking a piss.

1308
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 5: Is.

1309
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 3: Then later on you were like, closer, I don't know,

1310
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 3: it's interesting. Yeah, now everyone's afraid to fight.

1311
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 1: You just have to do it right, and there can't

1312
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 1: really be you have to be careful with the truth

1313
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 1: part of it. Yeah, but I think that was the

1314
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 1: thing of you and I just immediately I shamed you hard.

1315
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,200
Speaker 6: Then you came back and shamed you, and then I

1316
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 6: was like, what's a bigger shame than the shame I started?

1317
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:07,200
Speaker 4: Well, I felt so bad, particularly because I like age

1318
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 4: is just like it's just not all right. I mean,

1319
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 4: like you talked about someone's age or their looks or

1320
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 4: how funny they are, and that's all we were doing.

1321
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:20,280
Speaker 4: It was like you're not funny, or you're ugly or

1322
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 4: your Hollywood it's like all actually bad.

1323
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 1: Fun Yeah, well you don't want it to be true.

1324
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,080
Speaker 6: And we didn't know each other well enough to know

1325
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 6: for a fact that it wasn't how we actually felt

1326
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 6: about each other.

1327
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 5: I am, well, I am, you know, deeply insecure. So

1328
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 5: I was like, am I to leave this car and

1329
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 5: wonder if I am once again?

1330
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 1: Okay? And I get it back on the.

1331
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 3: Good Idea for the Good heroin show?

1332
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:48,360
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1333
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 3: How long have you been doing this show?

1334
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:52,920
Speaker 5: Here? Like almost five years?

1335
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 3: Wow, we're all old. The hurts at spinning and we

1336
01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 3: aren't going to make it.

1337
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 1: Who does the posters for good Heroine?

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Speaker 5: Jogrin? Is his name? So good? Yeah, he's a great artist.

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Speaker 1: And his novel is so good good.

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Speaker 5: It's a little thick. I don't know, show gun shows.

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Speaker 3: It's just a book we've all read except you.

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Speaker 1: It's a new thing to freak out about.

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Speaker 5: Oh good?

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Speaker 3: Anything else to plug other ner album that ever?

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Speaker 1: See the name of the album because you haven't said it.

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Speaker 5: It's called The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex?

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Speaker 3: I love it?

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Speaker 5: Uh yeah, and you can get it.

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Speaker 4: I made a website where the you can every version

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Speaker 4: you can buy that digital and the flip book and

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Speaker 4: stuff is there and the the u r L is

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Speaker 4: sex dot guns dot beer.

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Speaker 1: That wasn't taken No. Wow, weird, Yeah, that's crazy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet you're picking up some new sweet sweet

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Speaker 3: fans with that, must say who just.

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Speaker 5: Like guns and beer? Yeah, I'm just going to go

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Speaker 5: to guns dot beer and see what's there.

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Speaker 3: You just keep getting booked in the Deep South. No

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Speaker 3: offense and like you do have a lot of guns

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Speaker 3: and beer.

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Speaker 6: You can't make that noise in your voice when you're

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Speaker 6: saying the offense more offenses.

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Speaker 1: I learned this with Dave. It's even more offensive.

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: I really hope that nice and that we are friends. Yes,

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Speaker 5: it's really dreads some stuff up for me. I think.

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Speaker 6: Look, I think when you intentionally like dent the car

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Speaker 6: of the friendship, then there's more appreciation of the rest

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Speaker 6: of the vehicle.

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Speaker 3: What Yeah, great slowed out, like.

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Speaker 4: Intention intentionally crash your friendship car into another friendship car

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Speaker 4: in the auto body shop.

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Speaker 5: The friendship will be fixed and yeah, it costs a

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Speaker 5: lot of money.

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Speaker 1: But then the car is the friendship Cooper.

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Speaker 3: And there's patches of love Bondo.

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Speaker 5: Friendship bar. We're all on the love dash.

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Speaker 1: Nice this has been and enjoy Thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for having me.

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Speaker 5: I love you both. Yes, I love you too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't say that in my family has been

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Speaker 3: You need a ride?

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Speaker 1: D y n A R are leaving I you wanna

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Speaker 1: way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 2: time and turning on engage.

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off inside. We want to

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Speaker 1: welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Mal porn.

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Speaker 5: A?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 8: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chriss

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Speaker 6: M hm