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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgareff.
Speaker 3: Hello, Karen, Hello Chris. I have something to share and
Speaker 3: I think you might be disappointed in me, But it
Speaker 3: ended okay, So don't panic at.
Speaker 2: The Did you contract feline aids and then cure yourself
Speaker 2: of it? No, you're going to tell a story about that.
Speaker 3: I've been trying. I'm always looking for another reason to
Speaker 3: bring up cat specific immune deficiency, But this time it
Speaker 3: was just it's a mistake that kind of anyone could make. Really,
Speaker 3: I don't know if you do this, but a lot
Speaker 3: of people jam Q tips in their ears, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, classic, David, tell a bit about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels great, And I don't like using little
Speaker 3: pieces of plastics, so I've been getting the wooden ones,
Speaker 3: and they're also more rigid and more pleasant to the ear.
Speaker 3: And I broke one off right at the base of
Speaker 3: where the cotton starts, and it fell into my ear,
Speaker 3: and I knew when I looked at the remaining Q
Speaker 3: tip wood that it broke off very sharp, and I
Speaker 3: could not reach it, and I was leaning against my
Speaker 3: ear drum. So because I was on my way to
Speaker 3: go get this haircut, I figured he's a haircutter. My
Speaker 3: haircutter will have a steady hand. And then on the
Speaker 3: way down there, I remembered he is actually shakes a lot.
Speaker 3: Nothing against my haircutter, but he's a shaker, and so
Speaker 3: am I. I tried to grab them with tweezers, and
Speaker 3: I just didn't trust myself, so I put the tweezers
Speaker 3: in my pocket, and then luckily ran into this friend
Speaker 3: in the neighborhood. It's also in the miniatures like me.
Speaker 3: He makes tiny furniture and stuff like perfect and he
Speaker 3: said hi, and I said, before I even talked to you,
Speaker 3: can you please pull this out of my ear? And
Speaker 3: he did it with surgical pursuit. It took like fifteen
Speaker 3: minutes though. It's very scary.
Speaker 2: And then well, because there's a lot of risk there,
Speaker 2: like you've basically pulled someone in to be like, can
Speaker 2: you help me?
Speaker 1: And maybe I'll sue you.
Speaker 3: At the end of right, I think he knew I
Speaker 3: wouldn't sue. He knows me to not be litigious. That's
Speaker 3: all he knows about me is that I've never been
Speaker 3: to court.
Speaker 2: Right, And that's the only reason he's friends with you
Speaker 2: in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And he did a great I mean,
Speaker 3: but it scared me because he's like, I don't see it.
Speaker 3: I have to get you to lean over so the
Speaker 3: sunlight goes into your ear whatever. It was horrifying. But
Speaker 3: he immediately pulled it out and it looked like a
Speaker 3: tiny knife. It was horrifying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds truly awful.
Speaker 2: So if there's ever been an argument for medicare for
Speaker 2: all and for socialized medicine in this country, it's the
Speaker 2: idea that if people are left there on the devices,
Speaker 2: they have to take to the streets to get shaking
Speaker 2: out of their literally.
Speaker 3: Took to the streets to find as close to a
Speaker 3: doctor as I could in my neighborhood. I mean, you're
Speaker 3: so lucky, well barber's I mean I was in the right.
Speaker 3: Back in the old timey days, barbers were doctors. You
Speaker 3: get your haircut and I'll give you an elixir for
Speaker 3: gout or parenthesy legs or whatever your ailment is.
Speaker 2: Right, Although were they actually doctors or were they just
Speaker 2: the guy that was willing to like leach you and write,
Speaker 2: you know, get rid of the whatever bodily humor?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, give give a bottle of seven up to
Speaker 3: your baby because it helps with teething.
Speaker 2: Can I say, uh, we're spanning a lot of time
Speaker 2: in that type of doctor. But I actually that makes
Speaker 2: me think because and this is a very strange thing
Speaker 2: to say, but it is true. My sister just said
Speaker 2: it on the phone the other day. As a family,
Speaker 2: we have a lot of ear wax and ear canal issues.
Speaker 2: So my grandfather had it, my sister has it. It's
Speaker 2: like ear infections, Da da da, Right, So I was,
Speaker 2: and I just my obsession is that when I was
Speaker 2: in kindergarten at the boy that sat next to me
Speaker 2: in class had the dirtiest ears, and I was mildly
Speaker 2: obsessed with how disgusting it was.
Speaker 1: So I never want to be like that.
Speaker 3: I was traumatized in a similar way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I recently saw it came and I wonder
Speaker 2: if it's because my sister and I talk about it
Speaker 2: relatively often. An ad came up on my phone for
Speaker 2: a little thing and you might want to look into this.
Speaker 2: And it is metal and it is a Q tip
Speaker 2: shaped spiral coil.
Speaker 1: I and have you seen it?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: And so it goes in and removes without like it
Speaker 2: stays all in one p.
Speaker 3: Want that pop. I'm gonna pull it out.
Speaker 2: It goes and then it has like a clump of
Speaker 2: goo on it where you're like, it's gone.
Speaker 1: I'm clean.
Speaker 3: I mean that'd be great. This might be disgusting for
Speaker 3: a lot of people, but half of them are into
Speaker 3: this pimple popping doctor. I don't have any room for that.
Speaker 1: They have no right to judge us, not how disgusting
Speaker 1: they are.
Speaker 3: I'm a bit of a wax guy, sorry, a bit
Speaker 3: of an earwax hound.
Speaker 2: Well, it is satisfying, you know. I don't argue with
Speaker 2: the doctor pimple popper people because it's satisfying to watch
Speaker 2: a problem get solved. Yeah, ours is just a different
Speaker 2: thing where it's like I just want to know what's
Speaker 2: in there, and I want it out right.
Speaker 3: And I want to put it on a slide and
Speaker 3: look at it with my electron microscope, and.
Speaker 2: Then I want to take that slide and I want
Speaker 2: to walk it down the street and hope I run
Speaker 2: into someone I know to say, hey, did you know
Speaker 2: this was in my ear?
Speaker 3: On the streets, find as close as I can someone
Speaker 3: who's a scientist or a comic, Yeah, a comical do our.
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Speaker 4: Hello, I need to talk about this wax guys, let
Speaker 4: me in, Let me in on this wax. She's in already,
Speaker 4: and I mean, I need, I need to talk about
Speaker 4: this because what I so, I also am of wet
Speaker 4: wax in the ears because I'm Southeast Asian.
Speaker 1: Now, what I learned recently is a.
Speaker 4: Lot of East Asians, like my co host for at
Speaker 4: Takarts touchin Pac of MTV days they have dry wax
Speaker 4: ears right, so they're not They never were messing with
Speaker 4: Q tips. They always had sort of like uh rigid
Speaker 4: or like almost like metal scoops to get out their
Speaker 4: dry wax.
Speaker 1: Different experience.
Speaker 3: Wow, they put a metal scoop.
Speaker 4: In the rear, tiny little metal scoops like a mom
Speaker 4: My friends have described it where their mom would lay
Speaker 4: them down and that was sort of almost like.
Speaker 1: A kind memory of their mom tending to them, grooming them.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, but then a little little like scoop
Speaker 4: where mine is just like you know, wet and yellow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of like, yeah, that's interesting. I guess I'm
Speaker 3: a dry wax guy. There's always those Uh it's euphoric,
Speaker 3: that moment where you feel loose wax fall like a
Speaker 3: stalag tighte in your ear cave and it kind of
Speaker 3: tickles and then it falls out in a perfect little sphere.
Speaker 4: That has only happened to me once because I've never
Speaker 4: allowed it. I've never let it happen naturally. And I
Speaker 4: was shocked and like, of course immediately googled Am I dying?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: And then those like they were like, that's what should
Speaker 1: be shouldn't be messing with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they really They recommend against q tips, which every
Speaker 2: time I use q tips, I'm always like these doctor,
Speaker 2: you know, as the action I'm doing to these guys
Speaker 2: is at the actual Q tip action yea, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: so unappreciated on podcasts when you do a really good
Speaker 2: space work. But as I do it, I'm always just
Speaker 2: kind of like they're wrong about this. Like I understand
Speaker 2: they don't want you to jam it in there and
Speaker 2: puncture your own ear drawer.
Speaker 3: Babymare picture is of a baby. If they want to
Speaker 3: warrn adults, it would be a drawing of an adult.
Speaker 2: Right, true, But it's like I'm just like I understand that,
Speaker 2: like using q tips is probably compacting or impacting whichever
Speaker 2: the correct term is, the wax further down into you.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's what I'm doing, right, Okay, Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. But that's what they don't want you
Speaker 1: to do. But here's the thing.
Speaker 2: If we all go in on these spiral things, it
Speaker 2: sounds like what your friend is describing, but it's almost
Speaker 2: like a safer version because it can't poke, it's around it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do want it and it's it kind of
Speaker 3: twists it out like a like like a threaded screw
Speaker 3: or something. Right, yes, so are.
Speaker 4: We thinking of this as like an Amazon or like
Speaker 4: a special earplace or what do we think where can
Speaker 4: we add the car.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 5: My theory is that because podcast already Okay, very smart.
Speaker 1: It's it's a podcast, but be honest, it's a way
Speaker 1: of life.
Speaker 2: Yes, well that's the best kind, right when it's all
Speaker 2: really sincere and real.
Speaker 1: Very easy. Don't have to push it comes right, It
Speaker 1: comes to you naturally.
Speaker 2: I think it's one of the websites where uh, it's
Speaker 2: all those inventions for like life hacks, where they're like,
Speaker 2: uh huh, never chop your carrots again, and then it's
Speaker 2: this weird machine that attacks your carrots for you or whatever.
Speaker 3: As seen on TV dot com.
Speaker 2: Is the because the vibe I got from the ad
Speaker 2: ide right, but I can't.
Speaker 1: Say for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but now now that we're all talking about it,
Speaker 4: it will pop up on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Right exactly, it will.
Speaker 1: We're going to find out pretty fast.
Speaker 3: Even if I have it turned off, it's listening. Oh
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 2: Whoever sees that ad first no joke has to buy
Speaker 2: three and then take care of it.
Speaker 1: I think let us all agree.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm just glad that you're accepting that I that
Speaker 3: I even dig around there. In general, I thought I
Speaker 3: was being real sinful because, to be perfectly honest, it's
Speaker 3: for the feel of it.
Speaker 1: It's very satisfying. Yeah it is.
Speaker 3: I put Q tips in all my orifices.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, okay, yeah you want to.
Speaker 1: Do that to cart I don't know. That might be
Speaker 1: a remove for me.
Speaker 3: I put them in my mouth like a walrus and
Speaker 3: enact that scene from Ferris Bueller.
Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, I like that. I kind of like that.
Speaker 3: I put a bunch in my ears. Uh, and then
Speaker 3: I jam him in my tear ducks. I'm sorry, awful,
Speaker 3: that's an awful thing to have.
Speaker 2: Uh. Although may I just I think second only to
Speaker 2: like post shower slightly itchy ear que tip work is
Speaker 2: And I find this off. And at the end of
Speaker 2: the day, when I'm sitting on the couch watching TV,
Speaker 2: just go in for a nice, like forty five second
Speaker 2: I rub sometimes, especially if I don't have makeup on.
Speaker 2: It's not doing a bunch of crazy stuff, a nice
Speaker 2: just like slightly itchy eye and then just rubbing it
Speaker 2: for a while, which is in you're probably probably shouldn't
Speaker 2: reet And.
Speaker 1: They tell us not to do it. They tell us
Speaker 1: not to do it, but we do it, don't we.
Speaker 3: It feels so good.
Speaker 1: It feels great, especially if.
Speaker 3: There's a little bit of sand in there. Yeah, little
Speaker 3: bit after a day at the beach. Yeah, I have
Speaker 3: I have a big problem with rubbing my eyes.
Speaker 2: You know, we're all looking for those moments of satisfaction
Speaker 2: I think throughout the day and relief.
Speaker 4: And this isn't I know that this isn't logical, but
Speaker 4: sometimes what I feel like back to the ears of like,
Speaker 4: oh man, i feel like I'm not listening, let me get.
Speaker 1: A c tip there. Well, you know what. And I
Speaker 1: feel like, if there is wax, I've solved a problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, And.
Speaker 4: I'm like, now I'm hearing people better, right. And it's
Speaker 4: not my personality. It is because it's not a deficiency
Speaker 4: of my personality.
Speaker 1: It is because I wax in my ear. It's a
Speaker 1: medical block.
Speaker 3: Is the wax in my ear causes me to only
Speaker 3: wait for someone to stop talking so I can say
Speaker 3: what I want to say. It's the wax.
Speaker 2: It's the damn interrupting wax is what we call it
Speaker 2: in the business.
Speaker 3: And we will close out on this wax conversation shortly.
Speaker 3: I mean, we never claim to be a Q tip
Speaker 3: podcast and we never will be. That's a promise from
Speaker 3: here on. But what the hell else are they for?
Speaker 3: If not jam An your eight years, you're supposed to
Speaker 3: apply vasiline to your eyeber like a what a cute tips?
Speaker 3: Do make up removal?
Speaker 1: I makeup?
Speaker 4: Maybe I put my messk era on too aggressively white pain,
Speaker 4: That's that's it.
Speaker 1: I always have extra.
Speaker 2: Eyelash lines on my eyelid, Okay, no matter how careful
Speaker 2: I'm trying to be. So there's a definitely makeup when
Speaker 2: you want your makeup to not be when you want
Speaker 2: to be detail oriented. I also love to make my
Speaker 2: eyebrows too big. I don't love it, but I seem
Speaker 2: to always go like one of my eyebrows will be
Speaker 2: just way thicker than the other, and then I have
Speaker 2: to go back in with a cue tip and make
Speaker 2: it accurate to the it's mate, take it.
Speaker 4: A little bit off, you know, yeah, right, too much saturation,
Speaker 4: Gotta take it off.
Speaker 1: There's a little removal.
Speaker 2: I don't need those crazy like Elvira eyebrows every time.
Speaker 3: But everyone knows we put them in our ear. Actually,
Speaker 3: there was a podcast I did that was a trivia
Speaker 3: thing and one of the questions is this item found
Speaker 3: in your bathroom also known as the baby pleaser or
Speaker 3: the baby something about baby? Yeah, I think let's just
Speaker 3: say baby pleaser, and I guess Q tip and I
Speaker 3: was right. It's an old time yeah, yeah, just yeah, terrible. Yeah.
Speaker 3: You want to please your baby, sure you can feed it,
Speaker 3: do that first, but if it's still cranky, you please
Speaker 3: that baby with a Q tip in the ear.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 3: We put the baby pleases. They're next to the tweezers,
Speaker 3: you know, to fish them out when they break off.
Speaker 3: That's my old timey bad parent, all right.
Speaker 4: And also still hung up that uh you are living
Speaker 4: a neighborhood with a fellow tiny furniture builder.
Speaker 1: Happened to run into that?
Speaker 3: You know what? A lot a lot of people are
Speaker 3: into it. You just got to ask around. Everyone's at
Speaker 3: home home building tiny furniture with a monocle. It's all
Speaker 3: the rage right now.
Speaker 4: And I know I've seen I've seen people do I've
Speaker 4: seen miniatures.
Speaker 1: I haven't known people who build the miniatures, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's a new wrinkle for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like it's definitely I mean, I know
Speaker 2: for Chris's experience, it's like a Quarantine type of development,
Speaker 2: but like cool, up, did you have anything like that
Speaker 2: in Quarantine?
Speaker 1: Where for really?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, Legos, I have a Fast and the Furious.
Speaker 1: Challenger that I built. I have a James Bond a
Speaker 1: car that I built that's great.
Speaker 4: A kind of city scene that it was a con
Speaker 4: I guess like a Brownstone and an adjacent library.
Speaker 3: Oh right up there, Alli, I think that miniature work
Speaker 3: is swaying the Lego company.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: That's all I want to do is a facade of
Speaker 3: Brownstone houses in miniature.
Speaker 1: That's very cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be really cool.
Speaker 1: Elevated dollhouse.
Speaker 3: I haven't.
Speaker 1: I haven't done that.
Speaker 4: Maybe I should though, but I mean because there they
Speaker 4: have become they're displayed right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great on your bookshelf, right yeah, what.
Speaker 1: Is you know?
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, ones on the mantle on the bookshelf? What
Speaker 4: is in front of the tv right now? Jillian Challengers
Speaker 4: right in.
Speaker 1: Front of the TV.
Speaker 2: I was gonna ask, is that the kind of thing
Speaker 2: you can do while you're watching TV or do you
Speaker 2: have to like concentrate on what you're building and matching
Speaker 2: and looking at the plans.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could do it. Maybe while listening
Speaker 1: to a podcast, but not while watching.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the plans are. I did some lego workover Christmas. Oh,
Speaker 3: I guess it's been a few years now, but what
Speaker 3: is time other than a bendable concept. Yeah, the plans are.
Speaker 3: You have to pay attention.
Speaker 4: It's hard because I and I'm I'm like to make
Speaker 4: it like I'm dividing the types of like in each bag,
Speaker 4: I'm dividing the same types to that, and I want
Speaker 4: to make sure that I like become very meticulous about it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then if like, oh I messed up, got to
Speaker 4: start over and so and that's like Scott is not
Speaker 4: a part of this at all.
Speaker 1: My husband is this is just the thing that I.
Speaker 3: Gone, it's for solo, Yeah, for idle time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not really. I don't think it's a group
Speaker 1: like a puzzle can be a group thing.
Speaker 3: Sure, this is very solo.
Speaker 4: And and we've been coming out of the pandemic or
Speaker 4: I've become more active. I've got two sets that were
Speaker 4: gifted to me that I haven't even gotten into.
Speaker 3: What movie franchise do those bring back to life?
Speaker 1: No movie franchise. Actually it is really cool.
Speaker 4: It's like an old timey typewriter, like old timey looking typewriter.
Speaker 1: That one so god.
Speaker 4: I got it for Christmas, and then my sister for
Speaker 4: my birthday got me.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the ones that look like floral arrangements?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's little legos. Pretty cool, Yes, it is,
Speaker 1: it's pretty cool. But I tried to get the home
Speaker 1: alone and it was sold out.
Speaker 4: So I just don't want I don't want to. I
Speaker 4: know I sounded so highbrow before. I really wanted to
Speaker 4: humble myself before.
Speaker 2: You guys, well you just want all the you want
Speaker 2: a all the good ones, and b don't forget the
Speaker 2: Christmas is right around the corner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a holiday lego gift, right, that's true.
Speaker 1: That's true. And I love Christmas, I really do. I
Speaker 1: start early.
Speaker 3: Well, I want to look into the plant legos because
Speaker 3: all my plants are just dead. I have empty vases.
Speaker 3: There's place's lousy with empty vases.
Speaker 4: That was also a pandemic activity. I was one of
Speaker 4: those people that started to acquire plants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, me too. They're all dead. They're all dead.
Speaker 1: They are good. That's nice.
Speaker 2: What's that called. It's not like an elephant something elephant
Speaker 2: leaf or something monsterra monsterra.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh like a monster.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: There are cool plants because they start to the reason
Speaker 4: why the leaves sort of split is to not block
Speaker 4: light for the other leaves.
Speaker 1: Generous.
Speaker 3: They're not a selfish plant.
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: All the plants around this place, I only think of themselves.
Speaker 3: That's why I let them die.
Speaker 1: They deserved it.
Speaker 2: I have, like I think I have four plants in
Speaker 2: this house that I haven't killed yet. So it's been
Speaker 2: I would say, three years, which is definitely an all
Speaker 2: time record for me. Because even with the most sincere
Speaker 2: like going out to buy it and pick it and
Speaker 2: da da da, there's a certain point where I just
Speaker 2: decide to stop watering the plant and it's very it's
Speaker 2: like a weird rebellion, and then I just slowly kill it.
Speaker 2: Like my friend Allison gave me one one year for
Speaker 2: my birthday, and then I was I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I killed that plant you gave me, Like I killed
Speaker 2: up plant with a full awareness that I was like
Speaker 2: not taking care of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like awful.
Speaker 2: So I tried to mend my ways. Now I have
Speaker 2: four good plants that I really have a system with.
Speaker 1: You're able to let go, You're able to you know.
Speaker 2: I was really going through something and I just needed
Speaker 2: to like, hey, we all mess up, Yes, do better
Speaker 2: in the future.
Speaker 1: Whatever. Wow, dogs, Okay, they're done.
Speaker 3: Sorry I guess no, all right, this is a dog
Speaker 3: friendly podcast.
Speaker 1: This is actually there's a dog audience right there and
Speaker 1: new pillows.
Speaker 3: Perfect. It's symmetrical laying. I love it.
Speaker 1: They're flanking you.
Speaker 2: But but yeah and sleeping, which is a miracle.
Speaker 3: You look like you have angel wings. But the made
Speaker 3: a dog.
Speaker 1: But it's dogs and out of my butt. Yes.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I was gonna ask club. Do you watch
Speaker 2: that lego show that will our Net host.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very I really like I heard it's great and.
Speaker 4: It's it's like perfect for him, Like he's doing the
Speaker 4: right amount of like bits and like doing the like
Speaker 4: the crowd work with the contestants. Like it's like the
Speaker 4: right tone and they're building cool shit right cool.
Speaker 3: Will our Net hosts some lego competition show.
Speaker 2: It's like a it's I think it's on Fox. Or
Speaker 2: it's like a major channel and it's almost like a
Speaker 2: game show, but they.
Speaker 1: Build Lego Lego Masters, Lego Masters.
Speaker 3: I'll watch that ship out of that. I had a
Speaker 3: Lego addiction. It's so funny that even in eighth grade
Speaker 3: I had friends where we would get together and didn't
Speaker 3: want anyone else to know about it because it was
Speaker 3: around the time my skateboarding and starting to talk to girls.
Speaker 3: But I had my friends that were also still into
Speaker 3: Legos and we would make cars and like play with them.
Speaker 3: And I was about to be in high school. You know,
Speaker 3: it's like the gamer kids that still play Minecraft or something.
Speaker 3: It was just a part of my childhood that it
Speaker 3: was a long time. I held onto it for a
Speaker 3: long time and then finally let it go.
Speaker 2: And it was a dangerous time to do that, because
Speaker 2: in the eighties you had that switch you had to
Speaker 2: make at a certain age and you could. It was
Speaker 2: easier for me because I was a younger sister. I
Speaker 2: had an older sister that was like, stop doing that
Speaker 2: right that, you know, people will attack you or whatever.
Speaker 2: But like you had to make switches from being a
Speaker 2: kid to pretending you didn't care about that stuff anymore.
Speaker 1: Even when you.
Speaker 2: Did like it's I love the people these days are
Speaker 2: just like, yeah, this is what I like.
Speaker 1: I don't really give a shit. I see kids don't care,
Speaker 1: people don't like it.
Speaker 3: Yeeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was so petrified and conscious of what other people thought,
Speaker 3: and no one was even noticing me, right, you know
Speaker 3: that's that's the reality of it. Always I could have
Speaker 3: played with legos at school. But come junior year, guess
Speaker 3: who wasn't invisible anymore? The homecoming prince. That's right, not
Speaker 3: hear anymore. Well, you know it's funny. I wasn't going
Speaker 3: to bring it up this podcast. I was royalty. I
Speaker 3: didn't go to the game. I got in trouble, but
Speaker 3: I did go to the dance, and that's when I
Speaker 3: also revealed that I had been dancing for several years
Speaker 3: alone in my room. It was ready to showcase that
Speaker 3: at the gymnasium.
Speaker 1: And you did a full Chris Penn footloose.
Speaker 3: It was actually that is I'm like, wait, all of
Speaker 3: high school could have been fun. I was hating the
Speaker 3: first couple of years, and to be honest, I think
Speaker 3: I was nominated kind of as a joke. But then
Speaker 3: everyone voted for me, so that's no joke.
Speaker 1: No, it's on giving you.
Speaker 4: I give you your flowers back then and right now. I
Speaker 4: think that's tremendous.
Speaker 3: No one's ever given me flowers. You don't give me
Speaker 3: flowers anymore, Karen. And then when you just go into
Speaker 3: the duet because you.
Speaker 2: Kill them, I'm singing the wrong song.
Speaker 1: But cool ups in the corner building.
Speaker 2: Her lego said, did you have any breakout moments in
Speaker 2: high school like that, like homecoming event?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: Not? Okay, I did play not homecoming. I did play
Speaker 4: powder Puff a couple a junior and senior year. I
Speaker 4: was a very good linebacker. Noh oh. One of those
Speaker 4: things when you're like, uh at the senior year and
Speaker 4: they say like best look best superlatives? Yes, I did
Speaker 4: get a good superlative? Would you get I got? I
Speaker 4: haven't hung up on my wall.
Speaker 3: I really do it.
Speaker 4: It's called the Seinfeld Award because I graduated in Nice,
Speaker 4: so the funniest Yeah, yeah, the funniest gal. And then
Speaker 4: I have it framed and below I have a frame
Speaker 4: picture of Jerry Seinfeld holding my superlative award.
Speaker 3: Oh you met him and brought it?
Speaker 1: No, Scott.
Speaker 4: Scott did like a between two Ferns for my birthday,
Speaker 4: asked him to do it, so.
Speaker 3: I love it. Yeah, I just watched the Seinfeld between
Speaker 3: two Ferns recently.
Speaker 4: It's yes, it was a really funny fun surpress is
Speaker 4: so great, but it's so like, yeah ninety eight of course,
Speaker 4: like instead of saying, you know, funniest person or whatever,
Speaker 4: does it really.
Speaker 3: Say gal on it. No, No, that would just be
Speaker 3: a sign at the time.
Speaker 1: That would be horrible, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The guy, the guy who my guy counterpart, I remember
Speaker 4: we took our funny photo was me holding him Firement's
Speaker 4: no like a baby, I think.
Speaker 1: And he would go on to be an Abercombie model.
Speaker 1: Oh oh guy that then became a hotbog guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is kind of.
Speaker 4: Interesting because he he was kind of like a Chris,
Speaker 4: a skateboarding kind of like cool like guy and then
Speaker 4: not what you would think would would become a model.
Speaker 1: And I actually think his name was Chris. Yeah about it.
Speaker 3: We had a good run. We had no no I
Speaker 3: was I was told and we mentioned this on the podcast.
Speaker 3: I was told at Amber Crummey and Fitch that I
Speaker 3: was indeed not good at looking enough to work there.
Speaker 3: I was turned away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so dark company. Yeah, and a dark store,
Speaker 1: very dark, literally dark.
Speaker 2: Yeah, philosophically dark.
Speaker 1: Not a good place to be.
Speaker 3: Were you voted funniest Karen? Yes, Yeah, me too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was that's of the day wall. Should we
Speaker 5: do our secret virtual zoom? I'm doing high ten, which
Speaker 5: is very seventy.
Speaker 3: Some weird Illuminati triangle, but.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it should be you guys, guys, Yes,
Speaker 2: funny as gals as funny as gals have to stick together.
Speaker 2: I was actually, I'll be honest, because this is very superficial.
Speaker 2: I went to a tiny high school, so like I
Speaker 2: was a cheerleader and stuff. It was like you kind
Speaker 2: of it wasn't like when other people talk about that
Speaker 2: where I'm like, yeah, they needed people to do it, like.
Speaker 1: There was you know, things like that.
Speaker 2: But I knew I was going to get funniest because
Speaker 2: I was just the most obnoxious, like that's all I
Speaker 2: did all the time, and it was I really pulled
Speaker 2: my heart and soul into it, so it didn't seem
Speaker 2: but secretly I wanted best eyes. And the girl who
Speaker 2: was the basically the editor of the yearbook gave it
Speaker 2: to herself. Well, actually I shouldn't say it that way.
Speaker 2: She may it may have been a voting thing, but
Speaker 2: it was one of those things where you're just kind
Speaker 2: of like, oh, that's interesting, Like I don't know, I was.
Speaker 2: It was the kind of thing where I was just
Speaker 2: like there nothing was enough. In high school, it always
Speaker 2: felt like where it's like you never feel seen, you
Speaker 2: never feel like pretty enough or popular enough or whatever.
Speaker 2: So I was like, Okay, here's what I need. And
Speaker 2: I would do that to myself all the time where
Speaker 2: it's like who gives this shit about any of these things,
Speaker 2: like it's just.
Speaker 4: In the year book, you know, But our hormones were
Speaker 4: just like everything was just so the highs were high,
Speaker 4: the lows were low, and they're still like that, but
Speaker 4: it was a different it was.
Speaker 1: It was a smaller world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. I don't think my high school had best eyes.
Speaker 3: Did they have other best legs and arms and stuff
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: They had it like they did have a lot of
Speaker 2: those things that were they biggest airhead, which I always
Speaker 2: was like, oh, that's like.
Speaker 1: Slam book territory. Yes, exactly. It was like different things.
Speaker 2: But I think in retrospect, it's like here's this eighties
Speaker 2: way of like here's how you categorize.
Speaker 3: People, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, smartest or biggest.
Speaker 3: Or like a John Hughes movie.
Speaker 2: Yes, and you're not. You shouldn't take anything personally. I
Speaker 2: don't know, but yeah, to me, I thought, oh, well,
Speaker 2: this might be the one way I break through to
Speaker 2: be like to enter into like the pretty area.
Speaker 1: And then it was just like, damn it.
Speaker 3: Did she at least have good eyes this winter?
Speaker 1: Yeah? She had gorgeously.
Speaker 3: They were nothing that sneeze at.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, you.
Speaker 2: Know, blue eyes aren't that uncommon. It's not that big
Speaker 2: of a deal.
Speaker 3: And I'm saying you should have sneezed right in her
Speaker 3: eyes and then hand or a Q tip take care
Speaker 3: of it if your eyes are so goddamn beautiful.
Speaker 1: How big was your graduating class? Sixty three people?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: You said small? You said small?
Speaker 2: I did because the town was small, and then it
Speaker 2: was the Catholic school in the town, so it was
Speaker 2: like even smaller. So the whole school had like three
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty people in it.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it was an intent, Chris. How big was
Speaker 4: your graduating class?
Speaker 3: That's I was starting to get nervous because I don't know,
Speaker 3: that's how little attention, I paid.
Speaker 1: Okay, you love it, buddy, you're above it.
Speaker 3: Two hundred maybe yeah, I was four fifty.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, where was that? Uh Egan which is a
Speaker 1: suburb of Saint Paula in Minnesota.
Speaker 2: Oh right, okay, that's good. Yeah for fifty and you
Speaker 2: still got funniest that's it.
Speaker 1: I don't know when I pulled that off.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure it's Jerry Seinfeld level success sixty three.
Speaker 4: Like you were before I interrupted, You were about to
Speaker 4: say like that intense, like and did you know everybody
Speaker 4: from like kindergarten, like did you?
Speaker 2: I knew everybody from junior high because I went I
Speaker 2: went to public school until fifth grade and switched in
Speaker 2: junior high to sixth grade to the Catholic school. So
Speaker 2: everybody else in my class that was from our grammar
Speaker 2: school knew each other first to eighth grade.
Speaker 1: I knew them six to eighth grade.
Speaker 2: And then when we went to high school, the kids
Speaker 2: from Nevado, which is the next town down like ten
Speaker 2: miles away, they came up to our school to go
Speaker 2: to Catholic school, and they all knew each other from
Speaker 2: first eighth grade. So that was when it got like
Speaker 2: exciting because there was. It was like new people to
Speaker 2: know or whatever, but it was the you know, it
Speaker 2: was a mid eighties high school experience, so there was
Speaker 2: a ton of like bullying was not only allowed, it
Speaker 2: was almost like encouraged. It was everyone had a nickname. Everyone,
Speaker 2: Like the best you could do was try to just
Speaker 2: keep it real invisible because you didn't want to be
Speaker 2: you didn't really want to stand out in any particular
Speaker 2: way unless it was by being like the prettiest cheerleader
Speaker 2: or the most successful athletes.
Speaker 3: They're so funny. That was a mid eighties thing. My
Speaker 3: sister graduated in eighty seven. I remember she had the
Speaker 3: coolest yearbook cover that was like a drawing of all
Speaker 3: these like just the whole book was covered with different
Speaker 3: high school interactions and half of them were kids getting
Speaker 3: wedgies or their heads dunked in toilets or getting shoved
Speaker 3: in a locker. And then the red there's like the
Speaker 3: hot muscly dude talking to a cheerleader. And I saw
Speaker 3: the cover of that book and I was horrified. Just
Speaker 3: those cartoon drawings on my sister's yearbook made me so
Speaker 3: scared to go to Sentinel High School because I thought
Speaker 3: I was gonna give weggies and pushing a penny. You're
Speaker 3: supposed to push a penny around a toilet seat with
Speaker 3: your nose? Eh what Yeah, it's unsanitary and mean that's insane. Again,
Speaker 3: very unsanitary. You're so you're bullying a kid, and you
Speaker 3: have to explain the very intricate rules of how to no,
Speaker 3: just with your note. You don't have to roll it here,
Speaker 3: I'll show you. And then they do it. Oh, I
Speaker 3: did it to myself. I think you just you make
Speaker 3: the penny go round like you would on a Ouiji board,
Speaker 3: but you use your nerd nose to do it.
Speaker 4: I have not heard of this specific Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd I haven't heard of that one either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I have heard of swirlies, which definitely happened.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of toilet based hazing. And also
Speaker 2: I watched almost every boy in our freshman class get
Speaker 2: put into a garbage can like that. How was every
Speaker 2: all day every day? And also there was head butting.
Speaker 2: Head a senior would walk up and head butt a boy.
Speaker 2: And so we also saw a lot of the boys
Speaker 2: in our class cry but kind of like against their
Speaker 2: will because it hurts.
Speaker 1: So bad to get ahead butt. Yeah, it was so
Speaker 1: say that's crazy, fucked up up.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Head butts are serious, built like into the other
Speaker 3: person's head, not the no, I mean that's how you
Speaker 3: break it. No, you know, I'm not a big fighter,
Speaker 3: but anytime I saw kids about to fight and someone
Speaker 3: did a head butt, it's such a sucker move. It's
Speaker 3: just it's not a valiant move. I'm sorry. I am
Speaker 3: anti head butt, even even in went scenarios, because.
Speaker 1: Both people can get hurt. It doesn't it actually doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense.
Speaker 3: No one wins, it wins.
Speaker 4: No one wins. One fight in middle school. One fight
Speaker 4: in middle school, what.
Speaker 3: Did you do?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 4: Because it was basically done when she took my glasses
Speaker 4: off because I'm blind, she like threw my glasses down.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, well that was because she's not
Speaker 3: willing to punch someone with glasses. That's good that she
Speaker 3: was following that rule.
Speaker 2: But it was the inciting incident to that fight, like
Speaker 2: give us the lead up.
Speaker 1: I think she thought that I was talking shit on her.
Speaker 4: Maybe I said mentioned to somebody that I heard when
Speaker 4: she got a fight with another classmate. She peede herself
Speaker 4: that might have come out of my mouth, and that
Speaker 4: feels familiar in the retelling that I'm saying now.
Speaker 1: But I think the larger issue was that a guy
Speaker 1: that he liked had a crush on me, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: And then then we kind of kind of got in
Speaker 1: a fight. It was not even like a big deal.
Speaker 4: It was like by the buses outside of like, you know,
Speaker 4: after last period as we're going home.
Speaker 1: They got pulled apart very quickly. And then then we
Speaker 1: became friends.
Speaker 4: Friends, and then the one my dad came and picked
Speaker 4: me up, he was very disappointed. Uh, and he said,
Speaker 4: if you're going to fight, you have to win, and
Speaker 4: that was his fatherly he's right about that, right about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad was always like, just make sure you're
Speaker 3: the first one punching. And I'm like, it's never going
Speaker 3: to be that way because I only know I'm in
Speaker 3: a fight after I've been punched. That's the that's the
Speaker 3: only announcement that you're in a fight. Otherwise someone's just
Speaker 3: pretending they're tough, but then when they get punched, you're like, wow,
Speaker 3: I guess you were more serious than I am about this,
Speaker 3: And all fights really just last one punch really when
Speaker 3: you're a kid.
Speaker 4: But that's a great point, because like you would like
Speaker 4: there would be kids who are just kind of like
Speaker 4: come at you, you know, and like kind of like
Speaker 4: get in your face, but not they weren't, like you said,
Speaker 4: they weren't serious. Yeah, so then you're right until context
Speaker 4: is made.
Speaker 3: I hope that when you got in a fight with
Speaker 3: that girl, you put your dukes up and said, hey,
Speaker 3: are you ready to piss yourself again? That would have
Speaker 3: been great.
Speaker 1: I wish that too, if only if only we had
Speaker 1: time time.
Speaker 3: I love going back in time and.
Speaker 2: Get ready, Kelly, it's pissing time and you have your
Speaker 2: thumbs tucked underneath your.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can I make a counterpoint about headbuts just really quick,
Speaker 2: okay listening, because well, first of all, I think they're
Speaker 2: called the Glasgow kiss If I'm not mistaken, of course
Speaker 2: they are.
Speaker 4: And you're about to make a point after calling it
Speaker 4: the Glasgow kids.
Speaker 1: The Glasgow kiss is is.
Speaker 2: I saw Mark Flanagin, owner of Largo, do it one
Speaker 2: night to a guy that was insisting he was on
Speaker 2: the list and the doorman is like, dude, you're not
Speaker 2: and you're not getting in.
Speaker 1: And it was some show that was like a big deal,
Speaker 1: but this guy was like.
Speaker 2: Out of hand, and the doorman, I think it was PJ,
Speaker 2: was kind of just like, yeah, dude, you're not going
Speaker 2: to get in. He's like, oh, I'm so, and so
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's like some agent or some like publicist
Speaker 2: or something. But he was like super like screaming and
Speaker 2: out of control. And Flannigan walked up and like was like, hey, man,
Speaker 2: step outside, and then they both walked outside and then
Speaker 2: he just head butted him and dropped him and went
Speaker 2: back inside.
Speaker 3: Oh my lord.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it.
Speaker 4: Was like all right, So counterpoint, if you know how
Speaker 4: to do it, it doesn't hurt you, is.
Speaker 2: It doesn't hurt you, and it very quickly takes care
Speaker 2: of bullshit assholes, like those kind of people that are
Speaker 2: going to make up a scene, right and kind of
Speaker 2: like think they're going to like asshole their way into something.
Speaker 2: It's just a kind of great thing to see when
Speaker 2: someone's just like standing there pretending to live and then
Speaker 2: they just slammed their forehead into the asshole's face. It's
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I think it's kind of great.
Speaker 1: And I'm not.
Speaker 4: I love I love Flanny, and I do agree it's great.
Speaker 4: But the three of us, right, we're cerebral people. Where
Speaker 4: aren't aren't you kind of constantly always worried about your
Speaker 4: head though, Like I like, I just don't know if
Speaker 4: I could chance it, you know, to head butt a person,
Speaker 4: like we shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we shouldn't leave it to the people that have to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah that's my I guess. Well, because Karen I was
Speaker 1: thinking about it. It's like, do I start head budding
Speaker 1: people that? That's that's why. And then I thought I
Speaker 1: have to that, like person, do I need to do that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we just now that I have seen Flanny
Speaker 3: do it because I painted the picture perfectly. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: I just don't like head butts to the note I
Speaker 3: painted the picture.
Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah sorry, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I visualized your painting because you didn't show it.
Speaker 3: So also I get partial art credit. We worked on
Speaker 3: this together class painting.
Speaker 1: This is word painting that we just did.
Speaker 3: Let's both sign it and put it in the high
Speaker 3: school hallway. My buddy Ross and I painted a picture
Speaker 3: that was in the hallway and we both signed it
Speaker 3: and it's still there to this day. What was it
Speaker 3: of a river with splash as of water hitting the rocks.
Speaker 1: Because it was Montana.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of sponge trees.
Speaker 1: Ah nice, yes, great?
Speaker 4: Wait, what were you going to say that you're interested
Speaker 4: in headbutting people?
Speaker 3: No, I just I guess my biggest fear is suddenly
Speaker 3: getting my nose broken. So my disdain for headbutts is
Speaker 3: when they hit me in my already HOGI like nose.
Speaker 3: So I just if anyone's going to headbut me, and
Speaker 3: you're listening right now, please do it Flanny style, just
Speaker 3: to the middle of my head. Put me out of
Speaker 3: make me take a nap.
Speaker 4: For for us, I I for us, and what we do,
Speaker 4: I say, let's avoid our heads. May I recommend to
Speaker 4: the both of you elbows I've been kicked.
Speaker 1: I've been kept boxing for many years now.
Speaker 4: The elbows is a great strong with forum like that
Speaker 4: across across the temple, you know where you'd want to
Speaker 4: where you would want a head butt, you take an
Speaker 4: elbow across.
Speaker 1: To take an elbow over does the job?
Speaker 3: Such a poser. I forgot you've been doing that? What
Speaker 3: what is the actual?
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, tell us I want to hear about that.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 1: Oh and not like I'm I'm not doing like you
Speaker 1: know any like? Uh, I'm not.
Speaker 4: People videos? Yeah, yeah, can you imagine?
Speaker 1: And it really wouldn't be pleased not my face.
Speaker 2: No no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 1: I can I change my mind? Let me add I'm
Speaker 1: on the money back.
Speaker 3: Do you have a belt?
Speaker 1: I don't know if MUTI or box. They probably do.
Speaker 4: But it's been more of just like a workout that
Speaker 4: I've just been doing for years because I'm not great
Speaker 4: at uh well, I need the fitness one too.
Speaker 1: It has become sort of a physical meditation for me.
Speaker 4: It's just very satisfying to just make those types of
Speaker 4: like connection with foot and fist and.
Speaker 2: Are you doing it on a bag or are you're
Speaker 2: doing it with other people or like how do you
Speaker 2: can you just give us an overview?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so pre pandemic.
Speaker 4: My friend and trainer Kendrick Smith is like she she's
Speaker 4: fought before. She would hold mits for me, which is
Speaker 4: such a fun experience.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: And then I do have bags at my house, so
Speaker 4: like I can do that at home too as well.
Speaker 3: Like the speed bag the boogadi booge dey boogi deep.
Speaker 1: I don't have a speed bag. I have like a
Speaker 1: hanging heavy bag.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those hurt.
Speaker 4: And then and then a standing heavy bag, so it's
Speaker 4: a lot of kicking.
Speaker 1: I kick and punch.
Speaker 3: I have seen video of you doing that. I know
Speaker 3: that you really do it, and I was impressed with
Speaker 3: what I saw you yea.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I like it.
Speaker 4: It h It also helps how I walk in the world.
Speaker 4: It helps me feel like especially like you know, being
Speaker 4: a woman as of late, being really conscious that I'm.
Speaker 3: An Asian woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: God that I you know, feel like I can handle something.
Speaker 1: You know, I'll be prepared.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's not too late to say it's pissing time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe it's in your future.
Speaker 1: There's still going to be opportunities, even if.
Speaker 3: That person is like what.
Speaker 1: Is its own strategy?
Speaker 4: It's just like bewilder somebody saying it's pissing time and
Speaker 4: they're like what and then they like they're confused trying
Speaker 4: to think of what you might mean.
Speaker 1: And that's when you punched it right in the face
Speaker 1: fucking bladder and they pissed themselves.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I never could think of the right thing, but
Speaker 3: I have when someone wanted to fight me, I got
Speaker 3: naked and that made them not want to fight me.
Speaker 3: You did that, yeah, under the bridge downtown. I was
Speaker 3: also very drunk, and it was a phase in my
Speaker 3: Me and my friends used to get naked all the time.
Speaker 3: This is before it was very problematic, not realizing who
Speaker 3: was around a passing school bus or something. But we
Speaker 3: used to get there was a restaurant over a river,
Speaker 3: so people at night, like you could eat there till
Speaker 3: four in the morning, and the river just ran and
Speaker 3: most people didn't look out the dark window at the
Speaker 3: river at night, but we would always get in at
Speaker 3: naked and just wade in the river and then someone
Speaker 3: would eventually look over. And once you were spotted, you
Speaker 3: got out and you got in the car and you
Speaker 3: got the hell out of there.
Speaker 1: You went home and you made a painting of that
Speaker 1: experience and you hung it at school.
Speaker 3: So we all remember this moment.
Speaker 1: Ah, you guys were the trees. Now I understand.
Speaker 3: Everyone that gets naked gets to sign the painting.
Speaker 1: That's funny. I used.
Speaker 2: I was a huge drinker, a huge fan of drinking,
Speaker 2: and truly enjoyed my drinking when I was in my
Speaker 2: cups in the time. And there was one time where
Speaker 2: my sister and Adrian, who's like my other sister, and
Speaker 2: I went we were home for probably Christmas, and there's
Speaker 2: a bar in my town, and it was like we
Speaker 2: were in our mid twenties, I think, so it was
Speaker 2: still that thing where everyone went away to college and
Speaker 2: then when everyone would come back for the holidays, you'd
Speaker 2: go to whatever is Nickneer's, which is still there, and
Speaker 2: then you'd see people from your school and other schools
Speaker 2: and it would be like this weird, like unofficial reunion
Speaker 2: where everyone would be kind of like drinking and oh
Speaker 2: my god, we're all here together. So it was one
Speaker 2: of at the end of one of those nights where
Speaker 2: you know, we all left it too, and I was,
Speaker 2: of course shit faced, and my sister and Adaen were
Speaker 2: like just a little buzzed slash drunk, and we were
Speaker 2: walking back up to their car and we got up
Speaker 2: to the parking area where I knew the car was,
Speaker 2: but the car was on like the far furthest away
Speaker 2: from the entrance and it's just an open blacktop, you know,
Speaker 2: parking lot. And then as I saw the car and
Speaker 2: I could see how much distance I had from the car,
Speaker 2: I started running toward the car and took my shirt
Speaker 2: off as I ran, and my sister because it was
Speaker 2: one of those blousey nineties like it just came right
Speaker 2: off over my head and it felt amazing.
Speaker 1: And my sister's like, stop it, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Just remember hearing Adrian go it's fine, let her do it.
Speaker 1: She's fine.
Speaker 2: It just like it was just one hundred feet to
Speaker 2: the car. There wasn't anybody around, but it was the funniest.
Speaker 2: Like there's something in there's like in that level of
Speaker 2: drunk where you're just like freedom. I think I need
Speaker 2: I need, Yes, I need to feel free and I
Speaker 2: need to do exactly what I want right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whenever I'm drunk, I want to I want to
Speaker 3: get the way God made me. That's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get down to it and get in that river.
Speaker 4: The latest development is I have been I know I'm
Speaker 4: not the only one and you I've become a mushroom person. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this is what I'm up to, guys, this is what
Speaker 4: and I'm up to it for multiple like vibes like
Speaker 4: I'm up to it via chocolate when I like want
Speaker 4: to be up and I want to you know, like
Speaker 4: and alcohol doesn't affect me the same and I'm having
Speaker 4: the best time.
Speaker 1: But every three days I'm also taking silo.
Speaker 3: Would you know about this? No?
Speaker 4: No, so it's like a low dose of psilocybin gummies
Speaker 4: and I take two pieces every three days. And it's
Speaker 4: been a game changer for me because it has helped
Speaker 4: with my focus.
Speaker 1: And my mood, which I had to get back in,
Speaker 1: you know, in this pandemic, like I.
Speaker 6: There's you know, like a lot of us, there was
Speaker 6: just consistently dark days and down days, a lot of
Speaker 6: just stuff staring at the space between the window and myself.
Speaker 1: Like that breaching out like the middle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like just hazy, unfocused looking around.
Speaker 1: And it's just like really helped me. And does it
Speaker 1: get you high at all?
Speaker 4: Not the not the microdosing that I'm doing right, Okay,
Speaker 4: that's a different thing.
Speaker 1: It's really like mood and focus.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And to be honest, mushrooms have never I've never understood, Uh,
Speaker 3: they don't get me that high. But I did them
Speaker 3: all this past weekend up at max fun Con Okay,
Speaker 3: just acquired for and that's the first time I've ever
Speaker 3: bought them for myself, paid money and had a bag
Speaker 3: and thought I had to hide it. But I was
Speaker 3: just in a good mood all weekend and for days after. Yes,
Speaker 3: there was like a happy hangover and at night, I
Speaker 3: made everyone lay on There's like thirty people leaving this
Speaker 3: party and I made everyone lay on the on the
Speaker 3: driveway and look at the stars because it was insane
Speaker 3: up there. There was like a milky way haze around
Speaker 3: all you could see all the stars and I got
Speaker 3: to be on it. There's one hundred dippers of different sizes.
Speaker 3: We found so many dippers.
Speaker 1: So many dippers, but there was a.
Speaker 3: Motion detecting light. So I'm like, everyone put make hand
Speaker 3: binoculars because it would block off the light. And then
Speaker 3: when the light went off, everyone cheered because it was
Speaker 3: beautiful and it was something I organized. I felt like
Speaker 3: the purple robe guy from Heaven's Gate. It felt very culty.
Speaker 3: I'm like, but everyone the next day, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: People were thanking me. You know, I'm not like a
Speaker 3: spiritual etherpal. You know, I don't I've never even noticed stars.
Speaker 3: But I had organized this star viewing party and it
Speaker 3: was it was really fun.
Speaker 4: If we we rewrite what he's like told us of, like,
Speaker 4: like we rewrite like how he was naked to avoid
Speaker 4: a conflict, and we rewrite it, we could make him
Speaker 4: sort of this messiah like figure. How he painted cooperatively
Speaker 4: with his friend in the river, like there's a way
Speaker 4: that we can kind of.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing a messianic message.
Speaker 3: Only with the spousal agreement, will I sleep with all
Speaker 3: of your wives? Right?
Speaker 1: That's part of every one of those.
Speaker 2: But you know what's funny, Chris, is, first of all,
Speaker 2: earlier said you're not a big fighter, which is a
Speaker 2: ludicrous thing for you to say. It's insane, But because yes,
Speaker 2: oh so you were specifying high school you weren't a
Speaker 2: big fighter.
Speaker 1: Because I immediately thought to.
Speaker 2: That that you're of at Bridgetown where I looked over
Speaker 2: in the doorway and I think you were challenging a
Speaker 2: female security guard to fights.
Speaker 3: She was just like, first of all, she was she
Speaker 3: was a real cop that was off duty doing And
Speaker 3: I wrote her a letter apologizing, and by letter, I
Speaker 3: mean I got her phone number and texted her sorry.
Speaker 3: I was just making fun of her for vaping, Okay.
Speaker 2: Chris, My point is what I'm loving is the discovery that, like,
Speaker 2: you know, maybe how maybe hard liquor isn't the way
Speaker 2: to go, but you're finding another way to have fun
Speaker 2: that's actually fun for you.
Speaker 3: Yes, And it m like the dance party up that
Speaker 3: I did stand up at that where I did the
Speaker 3: eketamine in small doses. I think that is a lot
Speaker 3: like mushrooms too. No one was drinking up there, and
Speaker 3: so there was no aggression. There was alcohol like makes
Speaker 3: people act like assholes. And that's the reason probably for
Speaker 3: every single probably every fight I've seen as a child
Speaker 3: and into adulthood. If you see a sober fight like
Speaker 3: during the day because of road rage, it's horrifying. But yeah,
Speaker 3: if everyone just did some mushrooms and what's that bag, so.
Speaker 4: This will be a different the I love that experience
Speaker 4: you're describing mushrooms.
Speaker 1: I have those experiences. This is more like you know,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to read it to you. By the way,
Speaker 1: I don't represent this company, right.
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Speaker 1: It's smooth, it's sweet.
Speaker 4: So unlock your mind's potential with silo. Subperceptual doses, also
Speaker 4: known as microdosing, targets brain pathways to increase cognitive function,
Speaker 4: enhance focus, and heightened levels of creativity.
Speaker 3: So it fights Alzheimer's interesting. It's the pathways. That's you're
Speaker 3: supposed to align those uh, those pathways.
Speaker 4: It is widely considered to be a productivity hacked that
Speaker 4: sharpens the senses to boost work efficiency and stay ahead
Speaker 4: of the curve, optimize your everyday life with improved introspection
Speaker 4: and mood while tapping into the flow stage.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: This, I've been doing this for four months. I don't
Speaker 4: see it downside, I don't see you downside.
Speaker 1: Has helped.
Speaker 3: I'm always behind the curve.
Speaker 1: And it is not like about like, oh, hustle culture.
Speaker 4: That's not another way to like, you know, it's not
Speaker 4: that Now I will say, uh, since I brought up
Speaker 4: ad to Kart, if I decide to put that.
Speaker 1: Focus on online shopping, that's where it is.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, will you describe your podcast just
Speaker 2: because you're just psych talking about it?
Speaker 1: Yes, please do. It's see I co host.
Speaker 4: It with suchent Puck and we use we say things
Speaker 4: like what have you add to added to Kart this week?
Speaker 4: And that can be a face serum or it can
Speaker 4: be an idea, what what have you removed from KRT?
Speaker 4: And it's really just discussion starters because it gets very
Speaker 4: intimate with what you've what you've added to cart, and
Speaker 4: sometimes we have guessed.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's just her and I, Oh that sounds awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really fun because then it's kind of like, oh,
Speaker 2: I heard about this good new lip bomb, or it's
Speaker 2: conceptual conversation about like how it feels to be because
Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of people or should just
Speaker 2: speak for myself. In Quarantine, I suddenly discovered like I
Speaker 2: never used Amazon before, and then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's right, I can have I can have this weird
Speaker 2: inkling of an idea that this was what would make
Speaker 2: me happy and have it like the next day or
Speaker 2: in three days, and that I never I think just
Speaker 2: I went so long being broke that I was like,
Speaker 2: do not spend money that way. So then I suddenly
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I can do that, and I think
Speaker 2: a lot of people do it, but it is like
Speaker 2: does it actually work. I love the idea of removing
Speaker 2: things from KRT because it's like that's how you on
Speaker 2: any website go through and you're kind of like, you
Speaker 2: click it if you're feeling it, and then by the
Speaker 2: time you go and look at that cart, you're kind
Speaker 2: of like, nah.
Speaker 1: I need it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And even it's like during because we started this
Speaker 4: podcast during the pandemic. When you talk about like things
Speaker 4: that you've bought and felt that you've bought that seeming consequential,
Speaker 4: I like to ask the question, why why did you
Speaker 4: feel that was going to change your situation?
Speaker 1: Why did you need that? What was the emotional thing?
Speaker 4: Because I think that is either interesting or very funny,
Speaker 4: because no matter what it's revealing, yes, well.
Speaker 1: My thing is for some reason.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's just this weird thing where I like
Speaker 2: to act like and tell myself I don't care about aging.
Speaker 1: Of course I'm the chill gal. That's like totally.
Speaker 2: And you should see how many creams and sauces I
Speaker 2: have on my bathroom counter, like my sauce. If there
Speaker 2: is a serum, like when you're just a face serum,
Speaker 2: I'm like, serum. There's that idea that it's just you
Speaker 2: need just this one new thing.
Speaker 1: And they really have us.
Speaker 2: They have us by the balls, us goals where it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: the new thing is the new thing is mushrooms inside
Speaker 2: your serum, or it's vitamin C or it's you know,
Speaker 2: squaleen or whatever, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, blue Tansy.
Speaker 2: Every week there's a new product. That is the reason,
Speaker 2: like you have to get this because this is the
Speaker 2: one that's gonna scrape everything off your face. And it's
Speaker 2: very I'm not doing anything for like the shape of
Speaker 2: my legs. It's like all the focus is like you
Speaker 2: know what I look at in the mirror that I
Speaker 2: can see, and everything else is kind of like oh whatever, No,
Speaker 2: the only thing I have to solve is up here,
Speaker 2: and it's just like very specific and kind of myopic,
Speaker 2: I think in a way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then and then things will just come up.
Speaker 4: Like so Suiting revealed that like she often carries poise
Speaker 4: pads around uh for travel. It's necessary for her. And
Speaker 4: I was like, why, what are you well on the plane?
Speaker 4: I'm like, what are you talking about? You go to
Speaker 4: the bathroom on the plane. She's like, what if like
Speaker 4: I need to go and they say I can't get
Speaker 4: up and so I need to be able to do it.
Speaker 1: And I'm like what, Wow, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: She's like, what if I'm driving to LA you want
Speaker 4: me to stop? You want me to stop at a
Speaker 4: at a gas station. I'm like, well, then you're like
Speaker 4: that astronaut lady who who like going to like kill
Speaker 4: her ex boyfriend's like wife or something like that, and
Speaker 4: she's like, well, like and and so it ends up
Speaker 4: being this like yeah, it just ends up. We just
Speaker 4: start to kind of and I have my things right,
Speaker 4: but like, really you get into the nuance of like
Speaker 4: a person and what they need to fill whatever voids
Speaker 4: they have.
Speaker 1: Yes, such a good idea.
Speaker 3: And poise pads like I don't know much about them,
Speaker 3: but can they take a full flow?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're adult diapers, that's what they are.
Speaker 3: So it's more than a pad. They got they wrap around,
Speaker 3: they got a waste and leg holes.
Speaker 1: I think they have very different versions.
Speaker 2: Chris, you would not believe the advances in maxi pad
Speaker 2: technology like that. It's more than just pouring a half
Speaker 2: a cup of blue liquor on a thing anymore. Now.
Speaker 2: It's like, but my thing is I understand having the
Speaker 2: security feeling of I have this with me just in case,
Speaker 2: But if she's being blocked from going to the bathroom,
Speaker 2: how's she going to put that poise pad on?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: You's it's yeah, I'm one hundred percent on board, and
Speaker 7: I'm not going to get into it because I'd be
Speaker 7: revealing too much, but.
Speaker 3: I uh add to cart please. Yes, you know what
Speaker 3: I took. I had something pending in my cart for
Speaker 3: weeks and I took it off today. It was a
Speaker 3: new shower curtain and I don't need to buy a
Speaker 3: ten by ten piece of plastic. But they don't meant
Speaker 3: they're all made out of plastics. So I just ended
Speaker 3: up cleaning the one. I have problem solved.
Speaker 1: How long have you had it years? Go ahead and
Speaker 1: get a new one, ya.
Speaker 3: They do have like ep Earth, like the eco friendly
Speaker 3: ones that are at least made out of recycleds. I
Speaker 3: do want. I might add it to cart. To be honest,
Speaker 3: A lot of the prints they didn't have anything that
Speaker 3: matched my decor.
Speaker 1: And that I wanted to know what the prints were.
Speaker 4: I wanted to know if it was if it was
Speaker 4: you know, personalise, and it was you picture of your face.
Speaker 3: Exact same print as my mountains Hazy Tree wallpaper in
Speaker 3: my bedroom. It's the exact same photo but on a
Speaker 3: shower curtain. And I saw it and I, you know,
Speaker 3: it's just been sitting in the cart. Maybe I will
Speaker 3: get it, maybe you talk me into it. But if
Speaker 3: it ends up in the ocean and in some dolphins, blowhole,
Speaker 3: go to the ocean with it. You know what I'm
Speaker 3: gonna quit bringing. What I've been doing is bringing these
Speaker 3: shower curtains to the beach, using them as a blanket,
Speaker 3: and then at the end of the day, I just
Speaker 3: whip it out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's not that's not good.
Speaker 4: If I could, I don't want to be judgy, but
Speaker 4: it's fun.
Speaker 3: I put it on a surfer's back and I'm like,
Speaker 3: you're a superhero now, and they go and we have
Speaker 3: a great time. Whether it's a good way to meet people.
Speaker 2: Wait, I literally because I love this idea so much.
Speaker 2: I just literally just opened Amazon to see and I
Speaker 2: have things in my cart that have been there so long.
Speaker 1: The prices have changed.
Speaker 4: Oh right, I'm gonta know how many items you have
Speaker 4: in your car right now?
Speaker 3: Take a look.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I need to know. I need to know.
Speaker 3: Let's do your podcast on our podcast that is a.
Speaker 1: Sixteen crew mash up items.
Speaker 3: I have got skateboard wheels that I don't need that
Speaker 3: I haven't purchased yet. Yeah, you don't need one hundred
Speaker 3: foot extension cord.
Speaker 1: Chris, we're in my cart. We're in it of my sixteen.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: My thing is I get cookbooks all the time. I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: I look at it and I'm like, that's it, and
Speaker 2: that's going to be the solution of my lid. And
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna buy it. And then it's like,
Speaker 2: I don't cook, and I don't like I don't.
Speaker 1: Want to cook. You don't want to cook?
Speaker 3: What am I doing? But you do cook when you've
Speaker 3: had parties. You make really good food.
Speaker 2: Oh you mean like a Trader Joe appetizer or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I suppose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the kind I don't think I'll turned on true.
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's full credit, Karen.
Speaker 4: I do get that, though, because I the fantasy of
Speaker 4: a Nancy Myers type existence where you crack open a
Speaker 4: book and the lemonade looks perfect on the counter and
Speaker 4: you you said you have a cast iron uh skillet,
Speaker 4: you know, buttered garlic chicken and everything music is playing
Speaker 4: and your crack.
Speaker 2: A bottle, you know, like a yeah, yeah, it's all
Speaker 2: like the I'll just throw in a roast chicken.
Speaker 1: It's that yeah, yeah, yeah, great chicken recipe. By the way,
Speaker 1: guess she's.
Speaker 2: I Actually the one time I cooked in quarantine, I
Speaker 2: made her chicken recipe because everybody told me that's all
Speaker 2: you that's the only one you need. Now, I can't
Speaker 2: remember if it was turkey or I know, I think
Speaker 2: it was a chicken.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: And the video, the way she hosts that video, she's
Speaker 2: just like, you know, like it's all her storyes Like
Speaker 2: I told my husband, like, I love that woman so much.
Speaker 1: Whole vibe.
Speaker 3: Who's I didn't catch the name.
Speaker 1: Who's she's the barefoot contessa in a garden.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yeah, I'm familiar.
Speaker 2: But she used to work in like the White House,
Speaker 2: in like the really Carter administration or something. I did
Speaker 2: some really high level political cabin member or something like that.
Speaker 2: But now she's kind of she is like a way
Speaker 2: chiller Martha Stewart, Like, yes, Martha Stewart was like a
Speaker 2: sixties print model, like Ina Garten was like working on
Speaker 2: the nuclear plan, you know. So so her thing is
Speaker 2: more like grab your white wine, put on your linen
Speaker 2: shirt and hang out in the kitchen. It's not the
Speaker 2: perfectionistic kind of everything must be a certain way, is
Speaker 2: the vibe.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, she's she's not doing exactly. She's not
Speaker 1: doing like French style.
Speaker 4: It's like whole foods, alice waters side like you know fresh.
Speaker 4: You know, it's not about like perfectly making pies, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like that sort of type, a
Speaker 4: kind of vibe.
Speaker 2: Everything is like for her friends or for like a
Speaker 2: fun dinner party, Like she just has the idea, right,
Speaker 2: it seems like to me. So I was like, and
Speaker 2: she's like, the easiest way to make a chicken is
Speaker 2: you cut eleven and a half.
Speaker 1: You're string up, like she.
Speaker 2: Made me believe I could do it, and then I
Speaker 2: did it and it turned out great.
Speaker 1: It was a great. It's great.
Speaker 4: She's got a great mac and cheese recipe if you're
Speaker 4: into it. Oh really yeah, and I love mac and cheese.
Speaker 4: Her recipe surprised me is that she puts on top
Speaker 4: sliced tomatoes, which I'm like, is this gonna work?
Speaker 3: Guys? It works?
Speaker 1: Does it? It does? And then it's slice tomatoes and
Speaker 1: then bread crumbs.
Speaker 3: On top, yeah, bread crumbsized say, yeah, and then you
Speaker 3: bake it after it's done, right, Yes, I got. I
Speaker 3: got these Italian bread crumbs. They are almost too they're
Speaker 3: almost too flavorful. Oh my mouth is watering. It's true.
Speaker 3: It's not just in cartoons.
Speaker 1: I know that's how you should.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, I'm gonna say that.
Speaker 4: I was gonna just quickly say that her style of
Speaker 4: cooking is the kind of cooking that I like. It's
Speaker 4: not It's like, I'm okay if it's slow, but it's
Speaker 4: got to be simple.
Speaker 1: I'm not like there, I can't. I'm not a trained chef.
Speaker 4: It's like, what are the like, you know, what are
Speaker 4: these whole foods I can put together?
Speaker 3: I am ready to graduate from these meal kits that
Speaker 3: I'm having delivered with. It's like they're too expensive and
Speaker 3: I already know the basics. Now I'm not bragging. Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know you're doing caesadilla thing, like come on.
Speaker 2: But like during during quarantine, I got a recipe for
Speaker 2: brushetta from the Bon Appetite test kitchen I think it was,
Speaker 2: and I've made it so many times since that time,
Speaker 2: because it literally is you cut up a tomato, oil, balsamic,
Speaker 2: some salt, and then if you have basil, you can
Speaker 2: put that into That's the only thing that isn't going
Speaker 2: on in brushetta, which I was like, I spend so
Speaker 2: much money at Italian restaurants ordering this shit for home
Speaker 2: and it is the easiest thing I could be making myself.
Speaker 3: You know what all I need to know is ten
Speaker 3: different things I want to eat. Yeah, not feeding other mouths,
Speaker 3: and I don't. Ten is enough.
Speaker 1: Ten is enough?
Speaker 4: It yeah, ten is enough.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a TGAF show.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was eight is Enough and it was late seventies.
Speaker 2: It was the one of the only like family dramas
Speaker 2: and it took place in Sacramento, which made me laugh.
Speaker 1: So we loved that show growing up.
Speaker 2: But the idea that it was like in the hopping
Speaker 2: in the hopping like you know, capital City of Sacramento.
Speaker 3: Like, And then just the weirdest cut to me interviewing
Speaker 3: some bulldog that skateboards and Dick Van Patten was at
Speaker 3: the natural Balance. He's part owner of that dog food
Speaker 3: company and he was just putting dog food on a shelf.
Speaker 3: And at the end of it, I thought he had
Speaker 3: this dog food that it said good for people and animals.
Speaker 3: And I know I've already talked about this, but we
Speaker 3: ended that segment with me eating out of this can
Speaker 3: of dog food and it just tasted like people food.
Speaker 3: It's like good food for animals, And it was his
Speaker 3: idea it was difficult. He's like, it'd be funny if
Speaker 3: you were eating it, you could just open it. And
Speaker 3: he went back to like an office and got me
Speaker 3: a spoon, and that's how we ended the segment. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, god, damn, I love dig Fan Patten and
Speaker 3: I only spent about eight minutes with him and it
Speaker 3: was not enough.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, really really good.
Speaker 3: I hope he's still around.
Speaker 1: I feel like all of us funniest gals need.
Speaker 3: To me included, go to.
Speaker 2: The Inagarten website and pick some recipes. So the next
Speaker 2: time we talked to each other, we'll be able to
Speaker 2: be like, have you tried the this? Yes?
Speaker 1: And then you did that already.
Speaker 3: The barefoot Contesta. That the barefoot Contesta. Okay, I'll do
Speaker 3: that because.
Speaker 2: She's all about simplesty, elegance, you know what your friends want.
Speaker 3: And cooking for one well lonely. It's just that's how
Speaker 3: my kitchen. It's that's how it's set up.
Speaker 1: Just me.
Speaker 3: I could have guests if.
Speaker 1: You could freeze and you know you can meal plan.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, so yeah, like you could divide it
Speaker 4: and you know, I think it could still.
Speaker 1: Work for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: I think so too. Is there anything else you want
Speaker 1: to talk about her plug?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Cool up, this has gone by so fast.
Speaker 3: We didn't even talk about the garage comedy Vegas thing,
Speaker 3: but I think that was after you weren't Were you
Speaker 3: part of that where we all went to Vegas whatever
Speaker 3: we were talking about getting naked and that was the
Speaker 3: one time I got I was riding in a trunk
Speaker 3: and I got naked in the trunk so when they
Speaker 3: opened it, I could then run out naked and act
Speaker 3: like I had been kidnapped. But anyway, that was a.
Speaker 1: Was I around that.
Speaker 3: I don't I feel like you weren't Like I feel
Speaker 3: like you had just stopped running okay, Roger Comedy and
Speaker 3: then we did, but we were a side show in
Speaker 3: Vegas like they didn't. They literally had us doing things
Speaker 3: on a sidewalk in my pocket, got parents?
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah I don't. Yeah, I think I was gone
Speaker 1: by that.
Speaker 4: I was like yeah, because I was like, wait no,
Speaker 4: and I was thinking, no, that was the modest proposal,
Speaker 4: right Arizona show, Oh right.
Speaker 3: Right at the paper Heart Yeah yeah, oh wow. Well
Speaker 3: then I'm glad I didn't bring it up.
Speaker 4: But you you you found a way to bring up
Speaker 4: you getting naked.
Speaker 3: I know I've been waiting. I've been waiting. That's why
Speaker 3: I cleaned my ears today. I could tell that story.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, this has been so fun.
Speaker 4: I just love like catching up with you guys and
Speaker 4: having conversation.
Speaker 1: I know, it's great.
Speaker 3: I have not seen you in many years, many years,
Speaker 3: more than five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody listened to add to kart who most recent
Speaker 2: podcasts are? Who charted episodes? Still anywhere did you guys
Speaker 2: take that?
Speaker 3: I think? How?
Speaker 4: How still doing it? We were still doing it? But
Speaker 4: I think it's I think he took it off Stitcher.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure he's still I don't know the answer
Speaker 4: is I go, he's.
Speaker 1: Got the feet, I guess.
Speaker 3: And where where can people still watch episodes of bajillion
Speaker 3: dollar Properties?
Speaker 1: They can still watch you can.
Speaker 4: You can get it on iTunes, but I think, uh,
Speaker 4: it plays.
Speaker 1: On Roku often.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, nope, nope.
Speaker 4: Nope, shoot not who the okay?
Speaker 1: V you do you that one?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: I'm the worst.
Speaker 3: You know what would be the worst if you knew
Speaker 3: exactly the show times exactly because you watch your own creation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was It's a free service that Oh man,
Speaker 4: thank you Brian.
Speaker 3: Uh, he chimed in that wasn't my brain sudden. It's
Speaker 3: pathways that I'm I'm my alkaloid cry ass. It's all
Speaker 3: because fucking Kenny Meye man, it's.
Speaker 1: Not gonna do more gummy.
Speaker 3: Yeah you got this. Yeah, don't take too many you
Speaker 3: Diana toilet like Elvis.
Speaker 2: Y's come back soon.
Speaker 1: Cool? Please, thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're the best you've been listening to. Do you
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