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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and today's prank

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Speaker 1: call involves a woman who's on vacation with her husband. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he thought this would be the perfect time to play

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Speaker 1: a joke on her.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's nice to relax.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and since they do need to get their toilet

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Speaker 1: fixed anyway, he told wifey that he already called a

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Speaker 1: handyman to take care of it while they're gone.

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Speaker 2: Oh smart.

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Speaker 1: What she doesn't know is this particular handyman is a

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Speaker 1: little slow, could be on various substances at the moment,

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Speaker 1: and has his own ideas about what needs to be

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Speaker 1: fixed inside their house.

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Speaker 2: Plumber.

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Speaker 1: Now you'll hear it in your phone tapp right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Oh hello, this is Mitch the handyman. You can

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Speaker 2: call me handy Mitch.

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Speaker 3: Okay, handy Mitch. I'm assuming you're fixed in the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Correct, And I'd like to know is your husband. I

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Speaker 2: was trying to reach him. He's not answering his phone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is his phone, but we're on vacation right now,

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Speaker 3: and he went to the grocery store. Can I relay

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Speaker 3: a message?

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I just like I wanted to know

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Speaker 2: how far I needed to rotate the toilet.

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Speaker 3: Rotate the toilet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because like right now it's facing the back wall,

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Speaker 2: and like I gotta say, it's really gonna improve the

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Speaker 2: feng shoey. It looks really good.

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Speaker 3: That's not what we need fixed. You could keep the

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Speaker 3: toilet facing the same way.

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Speaker 2: Something you may not know about me is, even though

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Speaker 2: I am a handyman, I also have a minor in

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Speaker 2: interior design from Prairie Junction Technical College. What yeah, PJ Tech.

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Speaker 2: Pretty impressive, Go PJS, Prairie Junction you go to or.

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Speaker 3: No, but I would like my toilet fix and no

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Speaker 3: interior design with it.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean if you're like worried about price or something,

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Speaker 2: I mean it's totally free. My interior design is like

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Speaker 2: a cherry on top of the pie or the or

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Speaker 2: the cake.

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Speaker 3: And that's so that's so nice of you. No, you

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Speaker 3: don't need any interior design.

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Speaker 2: But you haven't even seen it. Like right now, when

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Speaker 2: you sit on the toilet, your face is gonna be

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Speaker 2: like six inches from the wall. You actually may need

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Speaker 2: to spread your legs a little.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: When he said yeah, it's pretty close, this is.

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Speaker 3: No, this is insane. Six inches.

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Speaker 2: Well, first off, better for focus. Second, when you have

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Speaker 2: a dinner party, people walk into this bathroom, they're gonna

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Speaker 2: remember it.

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Speaker 3: You don't have permission to do that.

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Speaker 2: Well, in the interior design world, I'm doing something called

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Speaker 2: the rotation equation.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, uh, you're not hearing me. He hired

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Speaker 3: you for plumbing, not interior design.

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Speaker 2: Well, you're welcome for the free professional services that I've

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Speaker 2: been adding on. Like the ceiling fans. What I rotated

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Speaker 2: them all in the family room and both bedrooms. They now, no,

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Speaker 2: it points north. Now you got better airflow? Oh no,

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Speaker 2: you gotta think about it. Like the design is even

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Speaker 2: better once I rotated it. Now it's like an airplane propeller.

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Speaker 2: You're my take off bro.

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Speaker 3: Where did you find you?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 3: Were you half off or rusted?

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Speaker 2: I'm a group on what. Yeah, I'm pretty cheap this

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Speaker 2: time of year, especially it feels like no one else

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Speaker 2: is available with me. Or maybe it's my pricing.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. You're not serious.

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Speaker 2: I am serious, and I haven't even brought up the

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Speaker 2: mailbox situation.

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Speaker 3: You did not touch my mailbox.

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Speaker 2: I actually never touched it. I rotated it with tools

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Speaker 2: like a police Now it's facing left or is it east.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, it's definitely not facing the street. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: that's for sure.

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Speaker 3: Legit, you're pissing me off. You better not be doing this.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I got my radio degree from Prairie Tech or

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Speaker 2: whatever I said earlier, Prairie Jump.

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Speaker 3: Now you have a radio degree.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm on a huge RAYA show. I don't

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Speaker 2: even know what I'm doing. My name is Jose in

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Speaker 2: real life, and this is a prank phone call in

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Speaker 2: real life. What Mary Anne. My name is not Mitch.

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Speaker 2: This is Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a prank phone call on you.

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Speaker 3: It's a no wait, wait, wait, wait wait up to

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Speaker 3: the dale, Dan, Yes.

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Speaker 2: Why do you think you went to the store? What

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Speaker 2: a coincidence? And then he told us, all right, I'm

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Speaker 2: gone call now.

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Speaker 3: I know he was taking way too long at the store.

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Speaker 2: But seriously, I wouldn't laugh. The rotation equation is a

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Speaker 2: real thing. It works with everything. It's fung shoey the

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Speaker 3: Week up every morning with pum taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 3: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning