Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how
Speaker 3: much baggage you claim and give us time and aid,
Speaker 3: termino and gage. We want to send you off InStyle.
Speaker 3: We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 4: Tell us all about ity scared?
Speaker 1: He was it fine?
Speaker 5: Malborn.
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris? And we're off, welcome to Do
Speaker 2: you need a ride? This is Chris.
Speaker 1: Fairbank and this is Karen Kilgareff.
Speaker 6: I don't usually say and we're off, but we just
Speaker 6: started driving, so it seemed appropriate.
Speaker 1: And we really were off to the races.
Speaker 6: The horse ones. I'm gonna put all my money on
Speaker 6: the one with the biggest ball.
Speaker 1: Chris, I told you you need to pay the rent.
Speaker 6: No, I'm going to get out of this trouble with
Speaker 6: horse race, swimmings, triple down. The only reason I said
Speaker 6: the balls thing is David Hasselhoff was at the horse race.
Speaker 6: It's the one time I saw him. It looked like
Speaker 6: he had been wrestling in the grass. He was wearing
Speaker 6: his sear sucker suit. Yes, there was dry grass in
Speaker 6: his hair. He was drunk. He looked like he was
Speaker 6: having fun. After that, I liked him. But someone said,
Speaker 6: how do you know what christ to bet on? And
Speaker 6: he said, just look at the balls, and so I did.
Speaker 6: I looked at a horse and there was a horse
Speaker 6: with big ones, and I think they make them run
Speaker 6: faster by somehow hurting them.
Speaker 2: Of course they have clamps or something.
Speaker 1: You're thinking of the rodeo.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm always thinking. I think it's because I like
Speaker 2: Garth Brooks so much.
Speaker 6: But I did do it based on ball size, and
Speaker 6: that my horse won I one way.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, one hundred bucks or something.
Speaker 1: Well, congratulations, So you did make rent that month?
Speaker 4: I did, And that's when you got bitten by the
Speaker 4: bug and you can't stop gambling.
Speaker 6: My rent was only one hundred dollars. I was living
Speaker 6: in a closet with twelve other at at a nunnery.
Speaker 4: I have good news for you, Chris, Oh do you
Speaker 4: I've not only started doing stand up again.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great news.
Speaker 5: That is I'm very happy to hear that, thank you,
Speaker 5: but also with Andy Wood and Brian Cook, they just
Speaker 5: asked me to do some show that they're doing where
Speaker 5: they have to do a bunch of go gos covers.
Speaker 1: That's why I was listening to that song.
Speaker 2: Is it called Guilty Pleasures?
Speaker 4: No, it's something else, and it's some it said, I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna be able to remember the club name.
Speaker 1: It's an Eagle Rock. I think whoa.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no friend, no friends, curious choice to just go strictly.
Speaker 6: Maybe that was I'm starting to feel like they were
Speaker 6: that was an emergency.
Speaker 1: No, I think that was dumbness for sure.
Speaker 2: I'm really happy to hear that you're doing stand up.
Speaker 2: Uh back to that me too.
Speaker 4: I'm I mean, I don't really have anything to say
Speaker 4: per se, but we're working on that part. But I'm
Speaker 4: also excited just because it's like a chance as opposed
Speaker 4: to their comedy show. This is like an actual music
Speaker 4: some kind of a music show they're doing, and so
Speaker 4: they just need a girl to sing, go Go. So
Speaker 4: that's the thing I kind of like because it's almost
Speaker 4: like being in a band, but just.
Speaker 1: For the one show for five songs.
Speaker 2: I want to go to that show.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you about all about it after, Okay, cool,
Speaker 4: and if other people want to know, we'll put it somewhere.
Speaker 1: Do we have a website, right website? Yeah, we also
Speaker 1: have a page on the exactly right.
Speaker 2: Yes, So I'll ask.
Speaker 4: I'll ask some friend who has page access to put
Speaker 4: me on there, and.
Speaker 2: I'm going to view the page for the first time ever.
Speaker 4: Oh you mean you're going to be in a what
Speaker 4: do they call those, an original page viewer?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, a first time voyeur of the interway.
Speaker 6: I almost said, imagine that bringing a comedy level down
Speaker 6: that load it started.
Speaker 4: Okay, so this the exciting thing about this episode. It's
Speaker 4: the it's the long awaited, finally being delivered Q and
Speaker 4: A episode.
Speaker 6: I have a feeling a lot of questions came in
Speaker 6: because I wasn't even looking for them, and I saw
Speaker 6: it at long like a hundred Oh okay.
Speaker 2: I will say I think we got over.
Speaker 7: I think over two hundred questions on Instagram, probably one
Speaker 7: hundred on Twitter, and I think like ten on Facebook.
Speaker 1: So that's true. We're up in the three fifties if
Speaker 1: your math serves.
Speaker 2: Me answer all of that. Yes, we'll only take a
Speaker 2: few hours.
Speaker 4: We're not getting out of this car until every question
Speaker 4: is answered thoroughly.
Speaker 2: But first, are we done with our chit chat, small talk.
Speaker 1: Oh, do you have some chit chat? I was done.
Speaker 2: I'm done.
Speaker 1: Did you want to tell your gogo's anecdote?
Speaker 6: No, I believe I have. I think I have in
Speaker 6: the past. It was more about Milanda Carlisle.
Speaker 1: It didn't sound it didn't sound familiar.
Speaker 6: Well, on sixth grade. I gained on about the year
Speaker 6: of sixth grade. Upon sixth grade, I had a lady
Speaker 6: friend and my sister said I should give her a
Speaker 6: Blinda carr while ep that she already had and along
Speaker 6: without a cake, and I put it. I don't know
Speaker 6: how I got into her locker, but I put a
Speaker 6: cake in there, and she came and threw her books
Speaker 6: in there, and I landed on.
Speaker 2: The cake and the cake burst everywhere.
Speaker 6: And I do think I've told this because she was
Speaker 6: thinking about breaking.
Speaker 2: Up with me. But it was like a nice thing
Speaker 2: to do. What other sixth grade kids are giving away
Speaker 2: cakes and records?
Speaker 1: Well, that's just it. I think the cake.
Speaker 4: Thing really came out of left field. Yes for me
Speaker 4: in this story, I'm sure I have not heard the
Speaker 4: story before.
Speaker 2: It was a piece of the cake.
Speaker 6: Maybe I ate some of the cake too, because shortly
Speaker 6: after that at the fair. I was on the teacups
Speaker 6: with Ross and Andy. They're forgiving me. They're my friends now.
Speaker 6: But I threw up. Oh right as she was coming
Speaker 6: around the corner and she saw me. I was wearing
Speaker 6: a terrible outfit like this, your jams and I think
Speaker 6: some red suspenders that I was just hanging down casually. Oh,
Speaker 6: it was all that culmination. She's just like, we got a.
Speaker 1: Call, quake, it's too much. Is this guy is out
Speaker 1: of control?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 6: And I know that was a repeat. Don't tell me
Speaker 6: I repeated it. It's just still in my head.
Speaker 2: I have to.
Speaker 1: But I swear.
Speaker 4: I love that your sister was trying to give you,
Speaker 4: like dating advice when.
Speaker 2: She always did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but she was making you do it like giving
Speaker 4: a Giving a girl a cake in sixth grade is
Speaker 4: very like you live up in the haller in nineteen twenty.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I present you with this cake not a
Speaker 2: whole time.
Speaker 6: I think it was a slice. I went to a
Speaker 6: wedding and also stole this record. Here you go, kid,
Speaker 6: I saved.
Speaker 1: You a piece of cake I put in the freezer
Speaker 1: for five years. You know you can have it.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it was an Elaine Venice wedding cake. Oh
Speaker 6: but h I probably.
Speaker 2: Would end it anyway. I think her whole family moved away.
Speaker 6: Oh that's probably why she's like, I gotta have a reason,
Speaker 6: otherwise it'd start a life with this kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's like long distance junior high relationships do not work.
Speaker 2: They really don't.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 6: Someone ends up picking their nose. Someone else writes a
Speaker 6: note about it. You find the note in the playground says,
Speaker 6: I sure do like Chris Fairbaks, but he too bad
Speaker 6: he picks his nose.
Speaker 1: Oh this seems real.
Speaker 2: No, just an example, just an example life.
Speaker 4: Contract, just a random example of pain, Just one thing
Speaker 4: I thought of based on experience. Whops, okay, should we do?
Speaker 4: Should we ask some questions? Now here's wait really quick.
Speaker 4: Sorry I asked the question that I interrupted myself. But
Speaker 4: I was thinking almost habitually, of going to the same
Speaker 4: drive through Starbucks. But then, is that weird that we're
Speaker 4: going to the same strive through Starbucks where the girl
Speaker 4: recognized me last time?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 6: And then it's all of a sudden thing where you're
Speaker 6: kind of stalking a fan which hasn't happened.
Speaker 4: And she can't move because she's she's stuck inside Starbucks.
Speaker 4: I'm the one that's going at her. Yeah, Cindy, I
Speaker 4: believe her name was.
Speaker 6: It's up to you. I have my cold brew in hand,
Speaker 6: oh that I've had. Oh, you got yours, So everything's fine. Well,
Speaker 6: I you know, I was ready to go earlier, and
Speaker 6: I'm like, what do I do with my time? Let's
Speaker 6: get caffeinated because I, Oh, here's something that happened to day.
Speaker 6: The reason I had to take a nap. Little things
Speaker 6: stressed me on I gotta lay down my pretty head.
Speaker 6: My gas got turned off right when my friend came
Speaker 6: to stay on my beautiful couch. Oh and money for
Speaker 6: gas cold showers. I have had gas in my plate
Speaker 6: when I moved in seven months ago.
Speaker 2: I never thought it was part of my rent.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and it finally got turned off.
Speaker 2: But I just set up a new account.
Speaker 6: I went through some con concierge service that set up
Speaker 6: everything for you. It was like set up by the
Speaker 6: city and this is a cool one stop shop. Apparently
Speaker 6: gas wasn't part of it, and I so it finally
Speaker 6: got shut off. But I've had free gas.
Speaker 1: For seven months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, free gas.
Speaker 1: That's kind of great.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Some really old lady that used to live in your apartment,
Speaker 4: has been paying your like floating you on gas this
Speaker 4: whole time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally, And.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm going to roll the dice and go
Speaker 1: to Starbucks.
Speaker 4: Whoa, whoa? What is it about about driving anymore?
Speaker 2: Makes Is it the size it light of the cars
Speaker 2: that makes it horrifying?
Speaker 4: It's that I was definitely in the wrong, but then
Speaker 4: that person was also in the wrong.
Speaker 1: I just was trying to sneak in.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The problem is, I think, and I'm pretty sure this
Speaker 6: is the case. If you slam into someone from behind.
Speaker 2: It's over. It's your fault. There is no question unless you've.
Speaker 6: Talked about horrorhand and find out that that's what you're
Speaker 6: both into.
Speaker 2: What were we talking about?
Speaker 1: What do we talk about beforehand?
Speaker 2: Ah? She looks familiar, I think, Yeah.
Speaker 1: She looks like an actress, Stephen. Do you want a latte?
Speaker 2: Oh? I'm going to do the pumpkin cream cold brew? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 2: the new one? What size? Just grunde?
Speaker 1: Should I got my necklace caught in this? Free's falling
Speaker 1: for Hi?
Speaker 4: Can I get a grande a pumpkin cold brew latte?
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 1: That's right? And can I get a triple tall one
Speaker 1: pump Mocha triple tall one?
Speaker 6: Pa? Did you want no?
Speaker 2: Thanks?
Speaker 6: Ay?
Speaker 1: That's all nine?
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 1: No, I think it's her. Hey, Stephen, can you hand me.
Speaker 2: Quick? Do we have any fake mustaches you can wear?
Speaker 2: But not just three detectives here? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Actually, just hand me the whole thing because I'm gonna
Speaker 4: see it.
Speaker 1: There's so embarrassing.
Speaker 6: I'm yeah, I'm gonna look the other way. I'm gonna
Speaker 6: pretend this wall is really interesting? Is that two different
Speaker 6: types of brick?
Speaker 1: I I have a sticker for a few months? Oh yeah?
Speaker 2: Is that your we below patch?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, okay, enough jokes.
Speaker 1: Please, I beg you.
Speaker 4: Oh this is from Anna back given Karen, Stephen and
Speaker 4: Chris enjoy some coffee.
Speaker 2: Oh cool, Hi, it's a cool word.
Speaker 1: I don't know how much is on that?
Speaker 2: Was that a little dog on a skateboard?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: It's so thoughtful. She chose that because.
Speaker 1: You're actually good to go. Do you want to receive? Sure? Thanks?
Speaker 2: Because I skateboard and Steven's dad skateboards.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you look super familiar. I'm like, do you
Speaker 1: listen to my favorite murder?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm from that. Hi. Hi, how are you? I'm good?
Speaker 1: What's your name? My name is Brianna. Hi, Brianna. Nice
Speaker 1: to meet you. Oh did it mean to be staring
Speaker 1: at you so hard?
Speaker 4: That's okay, no problem, okay, Hi.
Speaker 1: Whoa Okay, cool right out? Okay, thanks?
Speaker 2: Wait is that a different it's a different girl. That's
Speaker 2: a different girl. You're huge at this start.
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed. We can't come back here now. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm good at you. We were just driving to and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 4: It's gonna look like I'm trying to get Sinny to
Speaker 4: be like saying hi to me again.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, beautiful, thank you, Yes.
Speaker 2: I heard Hi.
Speaker 1: Yes him mark you today.
Speaker 2: I'm really excited to meet you. Oh thank you.
Speaker 1: Do you listen to no, you know you have to listen.
Speaker 1: I have to listen to you.
Speaker 2: Guys are making a big they're making a big deal
Speaker 2: about it, like I'm talking to celebrity.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, right, right, a celebrity you don't know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Well, nice to meet you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is now my favorite Starbucks, my favorite star.
Speaker 2: That was it? That was fun? Know right? I know?
Speaker 1: Damn stuff I'm going to give this to Cindy.
Speaker 2: But then the other girl will feel sad.
Speaker 1: I know, I'll give her this one.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, it's the only.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 1: I thank you so much. You know what, I was
Speaker 1: going to give you this.
Speaker 4: I was going to give you this sticker last time,
Speaker 4: because I stick stuff in my person other people give us,
Speaker 4: so you guys split those amongst yourselves.
Speaker 8: Nice to meet you, she said your thing to you.
Speaker 2: That's so crazy that it was another girl.
Speaker 6: God, I'm so fair because both times I can't say
Speaker 6: their faces they're right above the window.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and she just seemed to have different arms. That's
Speaker 8: like they look they were kind of similar. Like I
Speaker 8: think they could be cousins, you know what I mean.
Speaker 8: They look similar. They have dark hair. They both have
Speaker 8: dark hair. They both had great eyeshadow.
Speaker 6: What if you applied for a job at that Starbucks
Speaker 6: and on the application a side said, what do you
Speaker 6: feel about my favorite murder?
Speaker 2: Are you at least open? Because the manager was open.
Speaker 4: He was like, he was into the enthusiasm of the
Speaker 4: whole situation.
Speaker 2: That's how he barely got the job by the skin
Speaker 2: of his teeth.
Speaker 1: That's why we like Markt.
Speaker 6: The manager not a listener, but you do have all
Speaker 6: these Starbucks experience required.
Speaker 2: Yes you're hired.
Speaker 4: That was I rolled the dice and now I'm even
Speaker 4: more embarrassed than I was last time. Guys, I swear
Speaker 4: to God, I'm not trying to get attention dine our listeners.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, they're filming. Should we go around the block?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: No, it's okay. That's that's actually I think Kyle Walker.
Speaker 2: He's a pro skateboarder.
Speaker 4: Serious, yeah, don't you you? Guys, we just drove by
Speaker 4: skateboard a skateboarder.
Speaker 6: Being filmed, I know, and I got excited like a
Speaker 6: Starbucks employee.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be the one that goes Hi.
Speaker 6: I almost buy your shoes, but they came in the
Speaker 6: uh forest green, and I'm more of a black shoe guy.
Speaker 2: I feel so dumb right.
Speaker 4: Now, I'm going to drive buy on honk Right as
Speaker 4: he tries to get the lift off.
Speaker 6: Are you gonna are you gonna do a tail slide
Speaker 6: and kick flip out of it?
Speaker 2: I know you like that trick.
Speaker 1: What's his name? Mark?
Speaker 2: I think that's Kyle Walker.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I was thinking about with.
Speaker 2: Walker Ryan, another skateboarder. He goes the same physical therapists.
Speaker 2: Just me, Oh Walker, Ryan, Yes, don't.
Speaker 4: Try this, Ranger, don't try to name drop and fold
Speaker 4: into skateboarders and don't apply.
Speaker 2: I know these are all lost, these are new skaters.
Speaker 1: I like that the look of that guy. He was rangey,
Speaker 1: what you'd call rangey.
Speaker 2: He was focused too.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I think that was the look of a guy that
Speaker 6: was about just about to stick his trick.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: He and he had to because that cameraman was squatting down.
Speaker 6: There with all his might, all four wheels down, feed
Speaker 6: on the bolts.
Speaker 2: That's how he was going to roll away.
Speaker 4: Kyle Walker, Okay, should we focus on our show?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Sorry? Yes, yes, of course, I mean me too.
Speaker 1: Oh there's some kind of a street the situation.
Speaker 2: Yes. Oh there's guacamole in a parking spot.
Speaker 1: I love it. I'm loving it.
Speaker 4: Vape goat that last time?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Did we?
Speaker 1: I think?
Speaker 2: Did we? I don't remember, but I do. It does
Speaker 2: bring to jah vous to say I don't like it.
Speaker 1: Wait, I just realized, Stephen, I didn't, did you? I
Speaker 1: should have said that, Stephen? Did I say that last time?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 2: Yes to the first girl, Okay, good to Cindy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because this time okay.
Speaker 1: And also you have your new hair.
Speaker 2: She might not have recognized.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, she's like, is that Scrilloks?
Speaker 2: It looks like a mohawk a little bit. It does
Speaker 2: really for it to look like that, but it really does.
Speaker 6: Well, that's because it's the hair in the middle of
Speaker 6: your head. But you're pirting it, you're parting it.
Speaker 1: So did you get it cut Stephen or did you
Speaker 1: do it yourself?
Speaker 2: Oh? I could never cut own hair, and I got
Speaker 2: it cut okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was not a slam. I really because
Speaker 1: you I thought you were talking about like I.
Speaker 7: Mean, it seems really freeing. If you were to ever
Speaker 7: just like take a buzz of your head, that seems
Speaker 7: so freeing. But I don't think I could ever have
Speaker 7: done it.
Speaker 2: Many times really, it's given me nothing. Well cool, now
Speaker 2: I don't have to say a twenty six blocks. It's funny.
Speaker 6: Did you cut that yourself or did you get it
Speaker 6: on a rocky boat.
Speaker 1: Or did you go down to the blind barber?
Speaker 2: No, no, it looks good though, it looks good.
Speaker 1: Cool. I'm not being mean at all.
Speaker 6: It looked terrible on me or like someone at anyone else,
Speaker 6: but you good good on you.
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, stop it, I'm nervous. Look, we're going
Speaker 2: to never get to these questions. We'll just write as
Speaker 2: we start. Move on.
Speaker 1: Does anyone mean anything from Starbucks?
Speaker 2: I decided I do want a beverage.
Speaker 7: Well, if we're going to start with a question, I
Speaker 7: really like this one that's from at Summer day Dreams,
Speaker 7: like some like Midsommar on Twitter because it's a classic
Speaker 7: question but with a diner spin.
Speaker 2: Great, what dead celebrity would you like to give a
Speaker 2: ride to? And why?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Oh all right boy. So now when there's the thinking process.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we get to talk through what our ideas
Speaker 4: could be.
Speaker 1: Or you could have a first opinion that a second choice.
Speaker 6: Could it be a celebrity that's dying and we're actually
Speaker 6: taken to the hospital so they can live longer. I
Speaker 6: would like to be a Mine would be a freshly
Speaker 6: shot John Lennon.
Speaker 1: Sorry that's terrible, but.
Speaker 2: Any of the Beatles I will stick with that.
Speaker 6: Paul McCartney even he was delightful on James Cordon uh in.
Speaker 1: A car Paul McCartney because he did the singing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was singing a bit. It made me.
Speaker 6: I guess I'll just that'll be my answer, just because
Speaker 6: I didn't have time to. But he was so delightful.
Speaker 6: And they went to Liverpool and they drove around his town.
Speaker 6: He was so excited to point out his childhood home
Speaker 6: and they stopped there and the woman that lived there
Speaker 6: was freaking out, and he's like, here's.
Speaker 2: Why I wrote she loves you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, in this little tiny bathroom and my dad,
Speaker 6: he said. His dad was like, it's it's a little American,
Speaker 6: how about she loves you? Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: It was very He was so funny. I mean, so,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna say, Paul McCartney, I'm I'm, I'm I'm pedestrian.
Speaker 2: I like the Beatles.
Speaker 4: Okay, it was supposed to be a dead celebrity. So
Speaker 4: do you want to wait till he's dead?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: Nuts, So I guess we have to kill him?
Speaker 1: Nuts?
Speaker 2: I did, Well, you go next. I'll tell them my
Speaker 2: second answer.
Speaker 1: I think it would be funny. Let's see.
Speaker 4: Oh, I guess the first person that came to mind
Speaker 4: is Madeline Kahn. I think she'd be really fun in
Speaker 4: the car and funny and hilarious and great.
Speaker 6: And can she be any age because I mean she
Speaker 6: I mean not to be ageus, but young her boy
Speaker 6: really does.
Speaker 2: Something from a midsect. I listen, I really I really
Speaker 2: like her.
Speaker 4: I think, yes, young Madeline Cohn is gorgeous, but I
Speaker 4: have to say she did she.
Speaker 2: Aged perfectly, Yes she did.
Speaker 1: She was just a gorgeous woman her whole life.
Speaker 2: Not to make you wrong, no, no I am wrong
Speaker 2: to say it.
Speaker 4: You get your preferences, but I'm just saying I think, also,
Speaker 4: you can look at her older and be like, hell, yeah.
Speaker 6: I'm going to change it to older because she was
Speaker 6: funnier and we'd be laughing more. What am I going
Speaker 6: to wrench my neck around just to look at her
Speaker 6: young face every I'll hurt myself.
Speaker 2: I just want to hear her old funny voice. Flame,
Speaker 2: Oh Madeline.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she'd be my pick.
Speaker 6: Okay, well then, because it'll be. And because I worship him,
Speaker 6: I'll just say, Gene Wilder. I think he's the sweetest
Speaker 6: man and he the Everything he's ever done makes me happy.
Speaker 6: And when he died, I was sadder than most people were,
Speaker 6: or not sadder, but I was sad like most people were.
Speaker 2: When like he's my David Bowie. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: And David Bowie is also my Gene Wilder. It's a
Speaker 2: weird coincidence.
Speaker 1: They can't be themselves for you, it's something happened.
Speaker 2: It's like a weird masquerade party.
Speaker 1: And now have I told this story on do You
Speaker 1: Need to Ride?
Speaker 4: When my dad was a San Francisco fireman, they got
Speaker 4: called up to a hotel saying that for a movie
Speaker 4: shoot they needed they were the closest firehouse and they
Speaker 4: needed to bring of San Francisco fire truck up there
Speaker 4: for shoots.
Speaker 2: Okay, and they were.
Speaker 4: Shooting the movie The Lady in Red, Oh yeah, and
Speaker 4: Jean Wilder was the director. So when my dad was
Speaker 4: the lieutenant that day that day and when he got
Speaker 4: out of the fire truck, he was walking over to
Speaker 4: talk to whoever was there, and Geen Wilder was walking
Speaker 4: toward him in.
Speaker 1: A raincoat, looking exactly like Geene Wilder, and my dad.
Speaker 4: Stopped and went, Hey, it's Willy walka so terrific. Oh
Speaker 4: that's great, And then he said he had a nice
Speaker 4: conversation with Jean Wilder, who was completely lovely and didn't
Speaker 4: get mad that my dad called him Willy walk in
Speaker 4: and it was great and he was really excited.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can we have Gilda Adner in the car too? What
Speaker 2: if they're all together?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? And then when then we drive to
Speaker 1: New York City?
Speaker 2: Oh, just off Broadway or on Broadway? Even better?
Speaker 1: I think they could make it on Broadway.
Speaker 7: Okay, next question, Next question, they could have Instagram at
Speaker 7: rust Bag. That's Rustbag with two s's and two g's.
Speaker 7: What was Kareny Chris's first car?
Speaker 2: Oh? Nice?
Speaker 6: Mine was an eighty four Escort Wagon maroon with a
Speaker 6: pink pinstripe on it.
Speaker 1: Did you get that detailed yourself?
Speaker 2: No, it came that way and oddly, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: When we went to pick it up for four hundred dollars,
Speaker 2: the man who had painted it and worked on it
Speaker 2: was in a wheelchair and he said he fell and
Speaker 2: hurt his neck while fixing up that car. So of
Speaker 2: course I bought it.
Speaker 6: He fell off a curb and he said, yeah, I
Speaker 6: hit my He was like a fire hydrant or a
Speaker 6: a some kind of a metal box.
Speaker 2: It was awful.
Speaker 6: My dad was like, while you were working on this car,
Speaker 6: He's like, yeah, So do you want it?
Speaker 2: Yes? Do you have any other cars? Anything we can do?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, awful? Yeah, I mean that's kind of a bummer.
Speaker 2: But Dad applies to them.
Speaker 1: It's a true we're looking for true anecdotes.
Speaker 2: It was. It was a great car, did me well?
Speaker 1: I liked it. That man is sweeping the gutter.
Speaker 6: I was so excited to put a giant public Enemy
Speaker 6: sticker on the.
Speaker 2: Back of it.
Speaker 1: Let's see my first car.
Speaker 4: We I guess technically it would be the car that
Speaker 4: my dad let me drive the most, because it was
Speaker 4: really his car. And he reminded me of that often,
Speaker 4: especially when I put ram stickers on it.
Speaker 2: They get really mad.
Speaker 4: It was a yellow seventy one Volkswagen Bug or Beetle,
Speaker 4: I think from that time, and it was pale yellow
Speaker 4: and I loved it.
Speaker 1: I loved driving.
Speaker 4: A stick in San Francisco, which was very difficult to do.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, And.
Speaker 4: Often I blew it up driving to Sacramento one time
Speaker 4: because I never.
Speaker 1: Put oil in once.
Speaker 2: That's what a lot of kids do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And my dad told me all the time, make
Speaker 4: sure you put oil in it, and check it and
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 6: My dad told my sister about her Folkswagon boss a
Speaker 6: car I put stickers on, thinking it would be my
Speaker 6: first car, but then it was sold promptly before I
Speaker 6: got my license.
Speaker 1: Was I not bitter get sold because she blew it up?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: I think there was some mechanical issue. And then whoever
Speaker 6: he sold it to was a savvy mechanic fixed it
Speaker 6: up and then it was driven around town flaunted before
Speaker 6: him for ten years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the curtains where they're same, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's my boss.
Speaker 4: Well, this car I really loved and one of my
Speaker 4: favorite memories. And it was my friend Lisa Lanyon told
Speaker 4: me that on our way home from a bar one night,
Speaker 4: you're the best drunk driver.
Speaker 1: I trust you the most of anybody drug driving. And
Speaker 1: I was like, thanks so much.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you driving drunk up and down the streets of
Speaker 6: San fran with on a stick on a manual transmission.
Speaker 2: That's why you are driving now.
Speaker 1: I feel like I have amazing training.
Speaker 6: Anyone that's good at driving, assume that they're past alcoholic
Speaker 6: or current.
Speaker 2: They might be drunk. Right now, we're all over current.
Speaker 7: Okay, Next question yes at phrase pr on Instagram. Simple
Speaker 7: question new car smell or pine tree hanging air freshener smell.
Speaker 2: Ah, I'm a pine man, you know me.
Speaker 6: I have an oddly outdoors a bedroom and sure into
Speaker 6: a cabin.
Speaker 2: That's right, it's chemicals either way.
Speaker 6: I like to be reminded of the outdoors as I
Speaker 6: breathe in fragrant carcinogens.
Speaker 4: I think I'm new car smell because I don't like
Speaker 4: I don't like those car air fresheners.
Speaker 1: I think they're too strong.
Speaker 4: I think I've a very strong sense of smell myself,
Speaker 4: no brag. So when people have those, or they have
Speaker 4: like the glade plugins glued to the wall of their
Speaker 4: car or whatever. I always like anytime I get into
Speaker 4: a if a town car picks me up or something
Speaker 4: like that, I'm always rolling the window down.
Speaker 2: You're always getting picked up in town cars.
Speaker 1: Look you heard the girls at Starbucks. I'm a town
Speaker 1: car level person.
Speaker 6: They do give little directions though, where you just snip
Speaker 6: a little corner in the top of the tree and
Speaker 6: just gradually poke it out, if you just rip the
Speaker 6: plastic off and you go full tree stink city.
Speaker 1: Right, And so many people do that. I think people
Speaker 1: do it. Do you remember Arch.
Speaker 4: Parker's joke where he was really stoned, and they said,
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna pull over by that tree over there.
Speaker 1: But it was his the Pine Tree Review.
Speaker 2: Mayor No, but God's funny.
Speaker 1: He's the funniest.
Speaker 7: Okay, next question, all right, this is from Jessica on Facebook.
Speaker 2: How did you guys decide to do this podcast originally?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we've talked about that a little, but I don't
Speaker 6: know if we originally were told independently of each other.
Speaker 6: If I'm not mistaken that we should do a podcast together, right,
Speaker 6: Jo Pardo and maybe Great told me yes, And I
Speaker 6: was like, what's the podcast? And then you were probably like,
Speaker 6: who's Chris Fairbaks. I'm kidding, but I knew you.
Speaker 2: I knew you.
Speaker 1: We knew each other.
Speaker 6: I've been stucking you from a Starbucks window since the beginning.
Speaker 6: Uh and uh, we were, yeah, we were going to
Speaker 6: do an Alzheimer's podcast since we both had similar moms
Speaker 6: situations that's happening at the same time. Basically, yeah, but
Speaker 6: we still talked about that enough.
Speaker 4: I'm glad that wasn't like, yeah, we realized like at
Speaker 4: first we were gonna do it in alzheimer Our moms
Speaker 4: are dying of Alzheimer's podcast together.
Speaker 2: So it's fun.
Speaker 1: Right, there were good times and we were going to
Speaker 1: call it before we forget.
Speaker 4: And then uh, and then we thought of, uh, I
Speaker 4: can't I can't remember did I think did I think
Speaker 4: you just said it?
Speaker 2: One day?
Speaker 6: Did we drive around go to the airport pick up comics?
Speaker 6: I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's better because and you know why,
Speaker 6: I want to dangerous.
Speaker 4: And then I was like, no, I'm really good at
Speaker 4: screaming at cars as I crashed into the perfect perfect.
Speaker 4: But I thought of that idea because my aunt Kathleen Castro,
Speaker 4: who has since passed away and I miss her terribly.
Speaker 4: They used to live by the San Francisco airport, so
Speaker 4: anytime we would have to take a flight or came
Speaker 4: home from a flight, my Aunt Kathleen would pick us
Speaker 4: up or drop us off. And it meant everything to me.
Speaker 4: Like even when I was in my early twenties and
Speaker 4: I would go to do college gigs or whatever. If
Speaker 4: I was up in Northern California, I'd go and stay
Speaker 4: at my aunt Kathleen's and then go she would drive
Speaker 4: me to the airport. So like that idea of that
Speaker 4: there's comics out there. It's such a lonely situation anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then just the idea that we could go and
Speaker 4: be like, well, we'll be there for you when you
Speaker 4: get back or about to leave.
Speaker 6: Like I just liked that idea and everyone did appreciate it. Unfortunately,
Speaker 6: the shared ride app thing, it's just made it.
Speaker 2: It is im po. I picked up my friend the
Speaker 2: other day.
Speaker 6: Without Sons podcast and it was I mean, the line
Speaker 6: was out.
Speaker 2: It goes into the city.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't. You can't get really into Lax anymore.
Speaker 4: Also because they're doing all that construction. Like I think
Speaker 4: if they rebuild it and we'll start going back, say
Speaker 4: in three years when it's done being rebuilt, but right.
Speaker 1: Now you can't drive in there.
Speaker 6: And a lot of airports they have the shared red cars,
Speaker 6: go pick them up offsite or in a parking Roger somewhere,
Speaker 6: so it's separate. But yeah, but Lax is like, you
Speaker 6: don't like it, go back home. Your dreams didn't work out.
Speaker 6: Here's an eighty dollars parking ticket. Also, you were never
Speaker 6: going to be a tap dancer anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: By the way, when you get home, your parents won't
Speaker 6: be there anymore. Your bedroom is going to be rented
Speaker 6: out to some retired mailman.
Speaker 1: Okay, next question.
Speaker 7: Next continuation of the last question, Ukari says, love the
Speaker 7: theme song and how did that come together? Did it
Speaker 7: happen when you first started the podcast or like after
Speaker 7: you had already started recording.
Speaker 6: No, that was the first thing we did. If not
Speaker 6: the day of our first record, didn't.
Speaker 4: We recorded, No, but we recorded at that same guy's house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you you whipped it out in no time.
Speaker 1: I did, And you know, it's very funny.
Speaker 4: I had a bad I had a weird dating experience
Speaker 4: that made.
Speaker 1: Me very mad and sad, and then I.
Speaker 4: Wrote that song and it was like not directly related,
Speaker 4: but it was like I could tell I was siphoning
Speaker 4: the feelings from that experience into what I want, like
Speaker 4: what I wanted that song to be.
Speaker 6: If that makes sense, it does. I'm just like thinking
Speaker 6: of the lyrics trying to apply it to many.
Speaker 2: Of my heart aches.
Speaker 4: It was almost just like the energy of the heartache
Speaker 4: drove the idea of like get this down on paper
Speaker 4: and then like, you know, I can't really explain it.
Speaker 1: But that does a very easy song to write.
Speaker 2: This makes sense. Yeah.
Speaker 6: If I look back on my relationships, some were scary,
Speaker 6: and some were fine, that's scary.
Speaker 1: A monster with claws that was a really scary.
Speaker 2: But his body was one of those used car floppy airmen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like if a floppy airman.
Speaker 4: Instead of smiling and being all kooky because he doesn't
Speaker 4: know where he's going, he was a ghoul.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted to enter your soul.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: By the way, watch Marianne on Netflix. Ohma, god, it's
Speaker 6: the best show I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: What's it called, Marianne.
Speaker 6: It's a series. It is like, it's a French series.
Speaker 6: So you're reading it. It's so well written, all the narration.
Speaker 6: It's like reading a book and it's kind of like,
Speaker 6: you know, it starts so scary, and then they go
Speaker 6: back to the development of these friendships and things, and
Speaker 6: that's lighthearted and funny. All the acting is amazing and
Speaker 6: they get super scary again, but it's not scary all
Speaker 6: the way through. It's it's almost like a Bollywood film
Speaker 6: or maybe it's French New Wave.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 6: The lighting that it's so beautiful and the acting's great,
Speaker 6: and you just got to read and sometimes stop and
Speaker 6: rewind and read because information.
Speaker 2: Is in them words.
Speaker 6: But watch it if you like scary things and also
Speaker 6: are prone to crying.
Speaker 1: Do you Does that answer your question? You, Carri, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I I liked it.
Speaker 2: I'm plugging a thing.
Speaker 1: I liked it.
Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with me. It's so good, perfect, okay.
Speaker 2: At on Instagram at jess Lee twenty three. Has anyone
Speaker 2: gotten carsick during an episode? You know? I have?
Speaker 6: There are times that's a good question, But there are
Speaker 6: times I'm looking down at the navigation and of course
Speaker 6: that's when you get sack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have. I have, but I've never it's
Speaker 2: never got to the point of vomiting.
Speaker 4: Good, good, Yes, tell me if it got to the
Speaker 4: point of vomiting.
Speaker 6: Well, it's just what if you never knew and no
Speaker 6: one ever noticed. And I have vomited on every single
Speaker 6: episode in some weird like in some secretive way. There's
Speaker 6: just some disgusting shoe box under your Sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what Chris keeps opening those little pine trees?
Speaker 2: Yes, little pine tree size spit ups.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's questions not for me, because I drive, which
Speaker 4: means I don't get can't get carsick. Yeah, yeah, does
Speaker 4: everybody see that I've driven us to Alhambra? By the
Speaker 4: way apartment, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't need to.
Speaker 7: I would say I'm well suited for doing this podcast
Speaker 7: because I used to read in the car all the
Speaker 7: time and I never.
Speaker 1: Got get carsick.
Speaker 2: So just like looking at notes, it's like no problem. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I used to judge people if they got car sick,
Speaker 6: but I went to six Flags the other day. I
Speaker 6: got sick on just a roller coaster, or at least nauseous.
Speaker 6: I went to a cabin last week with a bunch
Speaker 6: of friends. I got altitude sickness. They all went on
Speaker 6: a hike. I just shivered in the corner. So yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm becoming a weak weak man being. I'm being weeded out. Okay,
Speaker 6: great the Elements.
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
Speaker 7: On Twitter at CRFP ninety seven. If you could record
Speaker 7: an episode anywhere in the world, where would you choose.
Speaker 2: To drive around? Oh? How about somewhere I've never been Paris?
Speaker 1: Or the autobon.
Speaker 4: Weles an hour a good one talking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you could hear the engine roaring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you could hear us dying.
Speaker 6: Yes on a real Matthew brought on the autob No.
Speaker 1: I think he was an Ireland Oh no, sorry.
Speaker 2: That was terrible that that happened.
Speaker 4: It's a terrible thing, and we're sad that people die
Speaker 4: every time, every goddamn time.
Speaker 2: It's so you were very real. Third and I just laughed.
Speaker 1: Okay, next one.
Speaker 7: At La Rhea says on Twitter, what's a vegetable that
Speaker 7: matter how old you get, you still hate to see
Speaker 7: on your plate.
Speaker 1: Pea, peace, peace zucchini? Thanks for asking?
Speaker 6: What about to what if it's a barbecue, it's a
Speaker 6: skewer or a screwer or a scooter.
Speaker 2: You're eating it on a scooter.
Speaker 4: I fucking hate sacchini. I hate The texture of it
Speaker 4: is horrifying. I don't understand why anyone would like the taste.
Speaker 4: It's bitter and weird.
Speaker 6: No thing when you crawl over and have a little
Speaker 6: food out of your cat dish and turn there's one
Speaker 6: behind you.
Speaker 2: Do you jump?
Speaker 1: Dare you call me a chaos?
Speaker 2: I mean like catwoman? That's a cat? Yeah? Pease.
Speaker 6: Even when I was a kid, I just can't. And
Speaker 6: to this day, if they're in something, I'll eat, end
Speaker 6: of course, and I like split pea soup, but pease,
Speaker 6: just sitting on a plate. I will just play with
Speaker 6: them untill nine o'clock and I'm allowed to go to bed.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, next question?
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 7: On Instagram at that net life says, describe a time
Speaker 7: in each of your lives when you really needed a
Speaker 7: ride if it didn't have one.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I.
Speaker 4: Can go first, my classic and I use this to
Speaker 4: guilt my family often.
Speaker 1: Where the fuck are we?
Speaker 6: It's at California University, lay in La. Yeah, kel state La. WHOA,
Speaker 6: let's sign.
Speaker 1: Up, let's get educated.
Speaker 2: I want to learn.
Speaker 1: Wow. I didn't realize it was this close.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very cool.
Speaker 4: One time in sixth grade, I for some reason joined
Speaker 4: signed up for band. I was playing the flute in band,
Speaker 4: so I had band practice like for an hour and
Speaker 4: a half after school. And then my aunt Jean was
Speaker 4: supposed to come and pick me up, and she did
Speaker 4: not come and pick me up. So I sat in
Speaker 4: front of my grammar school from like four point thirty
Speaker 4: until six, I guess, waiting for someone to come and
Speaker 4: pick me up. And then a kid kept riding by
Speaker 4: on his fucking bike, this fucking asshole kid who was
Speaker 4: really mean and scary, and he kept writing by it
Speaker 4: and being like, what are you doing? What's going on?
Speaker 4: And I was just like nothing, I don't know, like
Speaker 4: stay away from me. And finally at like six point
Speaker 4: thirty and it started getting dark and cold outside, and
Speaker 4: then I got up and knocked on the door to
Speaker 4: the nun house which was adjacent to our grammar school,
Speaker 4: and knocked on the door to see if they would
Speaker 4: let me use the phone so I could get a
Speaker 4: fucking ride. And the nun was like, yes, may I
Speaker 4: help you. I had a grammar school uniform on, like
Speaker 4: there was no question that I went to that school
Speaker 4: and they were partially responsible for my safety.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, yeah, can I use the phone?
Speaker 4: Like no one came to pick me up and was
Speaker 4: like hold on a second, like they had to get permission.
Speaker 4: And then they were like here it is, and they
Speaker 4: walked me the hallway phone like making sure I wasn't
Speaker 4: going to go anywhere else.
Speaker 1: In the house. It was so odd.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was disappointed by every adult in my family
Speaker 4: that day.
Speaker 6: Man, mind's a similar sy well, just being disappointed by
Speaker 6: people that it's their job to take care that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I when I lived in.
Speaker 6: Oregon, Mount Bachelor, I I went off a jump and
Speaker 6: hurt myself very bad. I think I was even knocked
Speaker 6: out for a minute, but I had broken my ankle.
Speaker 6: My knees had bent the wrong way and they were swollen.
Speaker 2: And I broke my thumb.
Speaker 6: Like it was a bad I hit a big piece
Speaker 6: of ice that I didn't see because the light was
Speaker 6: flat and I was in at the top of Mount
Speaker 6: Bachelor in the it's a live, active volcano. Actually it's scary.
Speaker 6: Steam shoots out of little hold. Yeah, it's it's ready
Speaker 6: to blow at any moment. But I the SKA patrol
Speaker 6: would not come and get me because I was off
Speaker 6: the ski area boundary. So I crawled out of there
Speaker 6: with my snowboard in my hand and a broken ankle
Speaker 6: and crawled out until I was at the top of
Speaker 6: the and the SKA patrol was there. I'm like, what's up, guys. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I've been in a volcano crawling and they didn't there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were off site. They didn't care at all.
Speaker 1: Did they help you then?
Speaker 6: Yeah, they gave me a ride down. At that point,
Speaker 6: I just wanted to ride in a sled. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: out of there, but they wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: Oh they did know.
Speaker 6: My friends went to ask them, and I was just
Speaker 6: laying there and it was getting cold.
Speaker 2: And the sun was going nice.
Speaker 1: But I mean I'm saying, once you crawled out, did
Speaker 1: they help you down the mountain?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh okay. They then let me get on the chair lift.
Speaker 1: And they weren't just punitive to be dicks.
Speaker 2: I was. It's given rides all the way up to
Speaker 2: that point.
Speaker 6: The last one a Greyhound back in Montana.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that you know what? That was a pretty
Speaker 1: emotional question.
Speaker 7: Okay, follow this up with a fun one on Facebook
Speaker 7: at rachelle What are your favorite road trip snacks besides coffee,
Speaker 7: assuming that it's part of your favorite road trip snack, Well.
Speaker 1: It definitely is my favorite road trip snack.
Speaker 6: I I like a good bag of.
Speaker 2: Im. I'm a boring like trail makes guy.
Speaker 6: Oh you are sesame seeds and raisins, all the stuff
Speaker 6: that you want to pick through.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 6: That's it's I always grab it just out of habit
Speaker 6: or jerky chew shredded beef jerky that you stick in
Speaker 6: your lip and pretend you're chewing.
Speaker 2: It's a childhood toy. It's like a candy cigarette of
Speaker 2: the other cancer.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I and I still get it sometimes because
Speaker 6: it's like a salty treat.
Speaker 2: That's in your mouth.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 4: I thought they only made big league chew and then
Speaker 4: realize Jerky came in chew form.
Speaker 6: Also, yeah, yeah, it's in a little can. So you
Speaker 6: feel like a grown up.
Speaker 1: Oh awesome, you feel like a grown up truck driver.
Speaker 4: I guess I would say wrote when I like, when
Speaker 4: I go to drive up to San Francisco, drive up
Speaker 4: to my family's house, I do the drive through. I
Speaker 4: do the drive through Starbucks because it's super convenient. You
Speaker 4: can you obviously get out and use the restroom. But
Speaker 4: then they have like you can not eat the terrible food.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. You can get your.
Speaker 4: Coffee, you can stay caffeinated, you can stay jacked up
Speaker 4: so you can do your driving. Yeah, but then you
Speaker 4: can also, you know, have what the shepherd's lunch I
Speaker 4: think they call it, which is like cheese and apples
Speaker 4: or whatever.
Speaker 1: Like you can kind of do whatever you want.
Speaker 9: I like a good shepherd's pie. I think it's an
Speaker 9: official change of subject. No, but that's that is delicious. Yeah,
Speaker 9: I make a good shepherd's pie. Oh really, it's not
Speaker 9: really a pie. It's just potatoes with some sort of
Speaker 9: a meat.
Speaker 1: It's a you know what the easiest way to do
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 4: You do your meat, and you do a can of
Speaker 4: tomato paste, and then you do you get some French
Speaker 4: green beans that are seasoned, it'll stay seasoned on the front,
Speaker 4: and you.
Speaker 1: Throw those in.
Speaker 4: You brown that ground beef, and then you put the
Speaker 4: tomato paste and the seasoned green beans in there, mix
Speaker 4: it all together, stick it in them like a casserole dish.
Speaker 2: What about in the oven?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna do a little lower than that.
Speaker 4: Maybe I like it crispy, and you can put your
Speaker 4: firstly made mashed potatoes on top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, boom piece out of there. Otherwise I'll slide it
Speaker 2: back to your feet until you to remake it.
Speaker 1: Peace have no place in that for me. Now.
Speaker 4: They're too They're too sweet. They're a weird sweet vegetable.
Speaker 2: Where are we? Yeah?
Speaker 6: My first little joke when I was a little kid,
Speaker 6: we had a Christmas ornament that said pray for peace,
Speaker 6: and I said, who would pray for little green balls?
Speaker 6: Which my parents laughed so hard because I was very
Speaker 6: young and made them think of, Oh, I don't know
Speaker 6: a frogs testicles.
Speaker 2: I was very young. I know it's not a good
Speaker 2: joke now, but kid, you know that's funny.
Speaker 1: It's a pretty good joke.
Speaker 2: Next question, All right, I.
Speaker 1: See where we are. We're fine, Okay, we're going to get.
Speaker 7: Home at Sweetey mctaffey on Instagram says, if you if
Speaker 7: you could get a vanity license plate, what would it say?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: Good one, Well it's a little uh outdated, but I
Speaker 6: still want to get CRX to sy.
Speaker 2: I like the car that CRX.
Speaker 6: I don't know if they make it anymore, and I'm
Speaker 6: not sure if XTC the band is still kicking out jams,
Speaker 6: but combine them.
Speaker 2: Oh great, novelty plate. That's actually my sister's idea, was it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she wrote an article in college about making fun
Speaker 6: of people that had vanity plates with all these examples that.
Speaker 2: Were real, and she was shunned from the entire campus.
Speaker 6: She heard a lot of feelings making fun of personalized
Speaker 6: license plates.
Speaker 1: That's so dorky.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: My family, my mom had a weird thing about fancy cars,
Speaker 4: even though we were so middle class.
Speaker 1: Was hilarious, but.
Speaker 4: She like she always my dad and mom were always
Speaker 4: buying like a used Mercedes or whatever.
Speaker 1: We always had used fancy cars.
Speaker 4: So we had this one Mercedes that was like this
Speaker 4: almost like a vintage touring scene.
Speaker 2: That was a bat chalant, be nonchalant.
Speaker 1: He took all the chalants out of it.
Speaker 4: So he So they bought this car and it was
Speaker 4: I think it was also like an early seventies Mercedes,
Speaker 4: and the license plate was my four end car.
Speaker 1: Have I told you this?
Speaker 2: Oh? That's so funny.
Speaker 4: It was so dorky and so embarrassing. And then we
Speaker 4: like when we started driving my sister and I, it
Speaker 4: was normally my mom's car, but if something would happen,
Speaker 4: they'd be like, well, then take the Mercedes, and we'd
Speaker 4: be like, no, we refuse to drive that car to school.
Speaker 4: It was so it was so like weirdly, like, yes,
Speaker 4: here I am in my four end car.
Speaker 1: We live on a farm. What do you doing?
Speaker 7: That's the best? Grace asks Karen. What do you think
Speaker 7: about when you're swimming? Chris, what's in your head when
Speaker 7: you're skating?
Speaker 2: Oh? Well, yeah, go you go ahead.
Speaker 1: Swimming. I like to think about flying.
Speaker 4: I have to be honest, I do a lot of
Speaker 4: see if I can hold my breath all the way
Speaker 4: over underwater to the other side, and as I do,
Speaker 4: I pretend I'm flying I also like to tell I
Speaker 4: pretend someone is there that I want to say something too,
Speaker 4: and then I'll practice a speech that I will never
Speaker 4: give that person. I do that a lot, so it'll
Speaker 4: be like, you know, I just wanted to say like
Speaker 4: that idea in my head, but then it's nothing I
Speaker 4: would ever actually do.
Speaker 6: Well, it's hard to It's amazing how focus you have
Speaker 6: to be when swimming because I swim too or I
Speaker 6: have been again because my shoulders are on the fritz,
Speaker 6: and I think that I'm going to think of jokes
Speaker 6: I'm swimming, but I'm just focused on my breathing, like
Speaker 6: it actually takes. You have to like I like that
Speaker 6: while I'm swimming, my mind as a blank, and actually
Speaker 6: when I'm skateboarding the same thing.
Speaker 2: I don't. I try and keep everything out of my head.
Speaker 2: That's the goal.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because if I'm in my head and thinking about
Speaker 6: anything like taxes are getting injured.
Speaker 2: It will, you will, it will. That's when you do
Speaker 2: get hurt.
Speaker 6: When you're like in your head about something, you hesitate
Speaker 6: and then you end up hurting your ankle and being
Speaker 6: cotton a volcano.
Speaker 1: Sure, well's you ever think?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 4: I think sometimes I probably do my speeches when I'm
Speaker 4: treading water, because that's part of my I'll do like
Speaker 4: laps and get real real zoned out, and that's really fun.
Speaker 4: But then when I'm treading water, it really is just
Speaker 4: like what I have nothing to do except for think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but I do like it.
Speaker 4: I also think about kicking off, like losing weight just
Speaker 4: by kicking it away, Like that's the feeling I have
Speaker 4: like working out of like you're getting strong.
Speaker 6: There's something to do that if you you know, if
Speaker 6: you're lifting weights and you just stare at your muscle
Speaker 6: and think about that you're using your muscle. I've heard
Speaker 6: people say you're supposed to think that, But if I'm
Speaker 6: supposed to leave my mind blank, it's kind of funny
Speaker 6: because I think of the stapuff marshmallow man.
Speaker 2: I really do. Then you don't think about other things.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right, and Gozer is not going to make
Speaker 6: it a reality.
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, because it's the.
Speaker 1: Movie as far as you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, boy, okay, okay.
Speaker 7: Next, gold Dust Taco says, if you're getting ice from
Speaker 7: the fridge and the ice cube falls on the ground.
Speaker 2: Do you pick it up or kick it under the fridge?
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 6: I've done both lately because I'm growing up, I guess
Speaker 6: getting more mature.
Speaker 2: I go to the sand and I rinse it off
Speaker 2: and I throw it in my drink.
Speaker 6: Do you yeah, yeah, it'll it'll. Water just washes anything
Speaker 6: off a piece of ice.
Speaker 4: I kick it toward a dog if it's hot outside,
Speaker 4: because dogs do like ice cubes.
Speaker 2: Luckily two dogs there, and I have two dogs.
Speaker 4: But I'm I think, like, I think I will pick
Speaker 4: it up because I have that weird My dad always
Speaker 4: harped on, like, be careful, be careful, be careful. So
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'll walk back by here and slip and
Speaker 4: fall and break my neck. So right, I might as
Speaker 4: well just take care.
Speaker 1: Of this name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is that. That is a true concern.
Speaker 2: We'll put you on your ass in ice cube for real,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 7: Lindsay Miallo on Instagram says if you could live in
Speaker 7: a TV series, which one would it be?
Speaker 2: M Lindsay yeah, Lindsay, M yeah. I mean where do
Speaker 2: I want to be? That was a show. I like
Speaker 2: The Wild West. I like apartments of retired old ladies.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's it's funny that Deadwood is the first
Speaker 4: one that popped into my head because I think that
Speaker 4: would be the worst place for me to live a
Speaker 4: woman where you're based either like a widow or a whore.
Speaker 1: Sorry to use the terminology, but that's.
Speaker 2: That's the words they would use in.
Speaker 1: Deadwood, the terminology.
Speaker 4: But I guess I would like something to like endeavor
Speaker 4: or something like a sixties British something or other or
Speaker 4: maybe yeah, yeah, because that's where I want to visit.
Speaker 6: I just adopting your answers. I want to be in
Speaker 6: Deadwood and also down to Nabby.
Speaker 1: It's not a bit, it's my answer.
Speaker 6: I just want to show that I like that's always
Speaker 6: funny where I liked all the characters like cheers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, and then I can drink.
Speaker 1: You can drink.
Speaker 2: But it's okay, it's part of the script. It's not
Speaker 2: my problem. No, yeah, final answer, final answer, cheers. I
Speaker 2: want everyone to know my.
Speaker 7: Name on Instagram at Dina Davis. What instrument would you
Speaker 7: say matches your personality best?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, musical instrument, yes, or or medical instrument?
Speaker 2: You know what? It doesn't specify. That doesn't specify. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have to say forceps. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 6: I uh, it's not the trombone, which I played for
Speaker 6: a few years.
Speaker 2: I just did not I was so cool.
Speaker 6: I was such a sax guy, you know, right, and uh,
Speaker 6: just anything with a spit valve is not my instrument.
Speaker 2: But I'm not sure.
Speaker 6: I don't have one, said, okay, if I don't have one.
Speaker 4: I mean it's hard to talk about what you think
Speaker 4: your personality is because or what like fits your personality,
Speaker 4: because I feel like and people.
Speaker 1: Give those answers and everyone goes, she's so not a piano.
Speaker 2: That's sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so sad she thinks she's a piano.
Speaker 6: I'm shiny and smooth on the outside and filled with
Speaker 6: a mess of strings.
Speaker 1: On the inside and little hammers.
Speaker 2: Are you Pinocchio? No a piano piano? I said, come on,
Speaker 2: uh yeah, I don't know. I know, I don't Never
Speaker 2: thought that would take days for me to answer that.
Speaker 2: Grated Nutmeg on Twitter asks, sorry, we're all laughing at.
Speaker 6: Good.
Speaker 7: What was your favorite family road trip or vacation you
Speaker 7: took as a kid.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we made a regular practice of driving all the
Speaker 6: way from Missoula, Montana, down to down to Oh my god,
Speaker 6: it's there's San Diego, Coronado. Oh yeah, I had a
Speaker 6: great grandma there who was hilarious and terrific that lived
Speaker 6: to be over one hundred, which fingers.
Speaker 1: Crossed Dad's mom, Dad's grandma.
Speaker 2: That's grandma Dad's mom's mom.
Speaker 6: And we had all the he had cousins there that
Speaker 6: all were like reminded me of the beach boys. And
Speaker 6: then I'd have these mysterious cousins my age that also
Speaker 6: skateboarded and surfed and stuff. I was like, oh man,
Speaker 6: this is like a that's those are the stickers I
Speaker 6: put in. We went to a surf shop in Coronado,
Speaker 6: I bought some stickers. I put them on that Volkswagon
Speaker 6: van and then kissed it goodbye. But those trips were great.
Speaker 6: My sister and I sitting in the backseat. That's when
Speaker 6: we both made each other laugh and became friends and as.
Speaker 2: Well as siblings.
Speaker 4: When you finally became siblings, yes, yes, that was the
Speaker 4: day because.
Speaker 2: Well we're like, what are we're coincidence? Oh? Those are
Speaker 2: your parents? Also?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my sister, I've seen you in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's like the one that ended you. That's seven up.
Speaker 1: We did a trip.
Speaker 4: Wow, we did a trip when I was I think
Speaker 4: like twelve. We drove it was our family and then
Speaker 4: my teacher, Missus Slater, and her husband in their own car.
Speaker 4: They were good friends with my parents, and we all
Speaker 4: went up to the Shakespeare Festival in.
Speaker 2: Lynd Oregon. Oh yeah, that's a big one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And we drove up and it was super hot, and
Speaker 4: we stayed at this lake, a man made lake there,
Speaker 4: and we once we got there, me and my sister
Speaker 4: and my dad ran and jumped into the lake.
Speaker 1: And my dad forgot to take his money out of
Speaker 1: his buckets. So as we jumped in, my dad comes
Speaker 1: up out of the water and goes dive.
Speaker 4: Girls dive for the money, and so we had to
Speaker 4: dive down and try to grab all of his cash
Speaker 4: before it sank to the bottom of and we.
Speaker 1: Missed a lot of it.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so great.
Speaker 4: And then we went to these we saw we saw
Speaker 4: the we saw a bunch of amazing plays. We saw
Speaker 4: the Philadelphia Story, we saw this incredible in the outdoor amphitheater.
Speaker 4: We saw Falstaff, which was incredible, like it was a
Speaker 4: very It made me want to act and perform. Oh wow, cool,
Speaker 4: it was amazing.
Speaker 6: And every time your dad bought tickets it was with
Speaker 6: a soggy bill for real.
Speaker 4: He was so mad, but he also knew like he
Speaker 4: couldn't be mad at anybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's hilarious and entirely his own fault.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny. That's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Jillian on Facebook ask are there certain songs you have
Speaker 7: to put on a road trip playlist?
Speaker 2: Boy?
Speaker 6: I the repeated road trip playlists go back to my
Speaker 6: kind of high school and college years because we just
Speaker 6: had the same You'd go in the same friends car
Speaker 6: that always drove and they had the same five tapes. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and most of my friends, especially if it was any
Speaker 6: kind of road trip, it would have Holiday Road, the
Speaker 6: song from Vacation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, it's that song.
Speaker 6: And I still I'm a I'm a damn adult and
Speaker 6: I love hearing that song when I'm traveling.
Speaker 2: It's good. Yeah, I love Holiday Road.
Speaker 4: I say ac DC can get you there, and any version,
Speaker 4: any hit of a c DC's will, We'll drive you
Speaker 4: down the road. But these days I am all about
Speaker 4: podcasts on road trips because it kills time in a
Speaker 4: way that music.
Speaker 1: Just simply can't.
Speaker 4: It just like completely distracts you and then you're boom,
Speaker 4: you're done.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it is true. Hearing a story unfold is the
Speaker 6: way the past time.
Speaker 1: It really is a DC really yeah, I think so this.
Speaker 6: Is our first argument. They ironically make me want to
Speaker 6: stick a something in and outlet.
Speaker 2: No I don't. It's his voice.
Speaker 1: Road tracks. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that was awful for everybody.
Speaker 1: You're trying to make us.
Speaker 6: See, I didn't know what my voice was going to do,
Speaker 6: and that.
Speaker 2: Was not it. Maybe it's because I'm jealous.
Speaker 4: Well I think it was because we listened to it
Speaker 4: as kids, because the older kids would play it and
Speaker 4: it seemed like this forbidden like oh my god, the
Speaker 4: devil has come to sing to us, and it was
Speaker 4: scary and amazing and stuff.
Speaker 1: So that's why I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: But then it's funny because like kiss seems so satanic
Speaker 6: and scary, and then you hear it and it's like
Speaker 6: baby baby yeah yeah yeah sex all days.
Speaker 1: What I like. It's like, really to look like a cat,
Speaker 1: yeah all night.
Speaker 2: A cat that miss behaved doesn't use a letter book.
Speaker 1: I kick all the letter out of the.
Speaker 2: Box because I'm the cat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm still your sartines off the counter.
Speaker 6: Flynn's shooting out of torches on the end of the stage,
Speaker 6: big tongue hanging out.
Speaker 2: It's actually pretty tame.
Speaker 7: Okay, see the next question at nerd Heather on Twitter.
Speaker 7: What's something new you've tried this year that you unexpectedly enjoyed.
Speaker 1: I love all these questions. Oh I found my way back.
Speaker 2: Uh what did I try this year? I tried? What
Speaker 2: if I tried?
Speaker 1: Have you tried anything?
Speaker 2: You know? Maybe that's what the question should be.
Speaker 6: Hey, this year, Fairbanks, you thought about applying yourself?
Speaker 2: Ah? Boy, I uh, I'm not I'm not sure what
Speaker 2: h ah h. I don't have an answer.
Speaker 4: You need to try some stuff. Hey what about wallpaper?
Speaker 4: Or you're decorating looking on your own? You've done all that.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 6: You're better at thinking about me than I am. All
Speaker 6: those things I've enjoyed. Wallpaper was scary. They don't tell
Speaker 6: you got a little wet wiggle room there. And uh,
Speaker 6: there's the goal.
Speaker 1: There's the goal. There is we know where we are.
Speaker 2: He will swallow your soul and give you deals.
Speaker 6: But yeah, and yes, interior design, I didn't know that
Speaker 6: I was into it. I've really enjoyed decorating my place
Speaker 6: and I've enjoyed sitting there alone. No, now I've had
Speaker 6: some visitors. It's unanimous. The place looks great.
Speaker 1: Everybody likes that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well what else are they going to say?
Speaker 1: What have I tried? Let's see see what have I tried?
Speaker 2: Chris?
Speaker 6: Uh oh, this is going to be like you know
Speaker 6: me better than contest and me losing. You tried getting
Speaker 6: back into stand up, though I do not. You tried
Speaker 6: out a new house.
Speaker 2: Just use my answer. Then you gave me.
Speaker 4: This is not This is not well for me. It's
Speaker 4: not a big trier. It's hard to think a thing
Speaker 4: is it really is? My back started to sweat just
Speaker 4: thinking about it. I did try to go to Universal
Speaker 4: City because my family was going there, and my beautiful
Speaker 4: not blood related niece was like, please come with us,
Speaker 4: and I was like okay.
Speaker 1: Fine and went.
Speaker 4: And she's an adult, so it wasn't like right, you know,
Speaker 4: because I thought she wouldn't care if I didn't go,
Speaker 4: and then she was like, will you please go? And
Speaker 4: then I was like, even though I hate this, Then
Speaker 4: I realized I don't know if I hate things or
Speaker 4: not if I've never done them, So why don't I
Speaker 4: just try things and do them?
Speaker 1: And relax.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you got to open your mind at Universal. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you turn out I do like Harry Potter.
Speaker 1: I love Harry Potter. I loved going there.
Speaker 4: I loved how happy everybody else seemed being there. Everything
Speaker 4: about it was delightful, and I realized I am too.
Speaker 4: I have to kind of scrub out the last of
Speaker 4: that nineties attitude of I'm above things when I actually
Speaker 4: it's not true. I like to like things, have fun
Speaker 4: and be dumb and you know, walk around the big
Speaker 4: smile on my face.
Speaker 2: Yep, good answer, Chucky enough. All right, this one's an
Speaker 2: easy one.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm assuming at PB with Jilly says, would you
Speaker 7: rather fight a horse sized duck or a hundred duck
Speaker 7: sized horses?
Speaker 2: Oh that's a great one.
Speaker 6: Fight yes, okay, one hundred horse sized ducks or wait,
Speaker 6: duck size horses.
Speaker 2: Duck sized horses. Oh, I don't want to fight them.
Speaker 2: They sound a door I know.
Speaker 6: Okay, I put them on, grab them and put them
Speaker 6: in my pocket. I guess I gotta beat up the
Speaker 6: big duck.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 4: I think the hundred duck sized horses would just wear
Speaker 4: me to after a while, and I'd be like mad
Speaker 4: and sad.
Speaker 6: I and my experience at the Echo Park Lake by
Speaker 6: my house is one duck.
Speaker 2: It makes me run. They do not want to be friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, ducks are weird.
Speaker 6: I've already fought a duck sized duck and I didn't
Speaker 6: want that experience to be modified at all. I just
Speaker 6: want to enjoy them from a distance. It's say, I
Speaker 6: like your green necktie.
Speaker 1: Why you stay over there? Friend? The normal sized.
Speaker 2: Ducks they love hearing jokes about themselves.
Speaker 7: This one from uh Jed Adrian sorry Jadrian H on
Speaker 7: Instagram says I think this is applied to both of you,
Speaker 7: or could apply to anyone.
Speaker 2: But how long could you stand being handcuffed together?
Speaker 1: You and I?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is this like a right up until that first private
Speaker 1: bathroom moment? I would say it depends on It's just
Speaker 1: going to be soon. You and I are both little bladders.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, yeah, we'd have to get used to each
Speaker 6: other peeing. Are we in the bat? Are we gagged
Speaker 6: and in a in a truck? An empty truck? Where
Speaker 6: where are we being taken?
Speaker 1: Are we just having fun at Halloween?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 6: A fun exercise.
Speaker 2: Are we have we been? Are we being held captive? Right?
Speaker 1: Look now by this question.
Speaker 6: I guess we passed the time by asking each other
Speaker 6: questions about why we're handcuffed together.
Speaker 2: We'd be fine.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 6: I mean driving around doing this podcast is kind of
Speaker 6: like being handcuffed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really, I can't jump out, so let's say twenty minutes.
Speaker 7: Yeah at Livy Haha on Instagram, says will we ever
Speaker 7: get a special dinner episode starring both your dads?
Speaker 6: I knew that one was coming, Jim and Jim my dad.
Speaker 4: I think I've talked about this, but we used to
Speaker 4: call him the frog and box because my dad is
Speaker 4: the most hilarious.
Speaker 1: Person I've ever been around. Sorry, and he will not
Speaker 1: perform for other people.
Speaker 2: Right, that's every funny person.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's something you get over once you become
Speaker 6: a comic or what you know, you have to learn
Speaker 6: how to do it on command. But yeah, most funny
Speaker 6: people I know, you ask them to be funny and
Speaker 6: they clam up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they have a normal personality. Yes, exactly, so
Speaker 2: you could. You would have to.
Speaker 6: My dad being there also would be like a giveaway,
Speaker 6: especially if we handcuffed them together. But we if you
Speaker 6: podcasted with your dad in the car and just record
Speaker 6: it without his knowledge.
Speaker 4: Yes, I would have to do that and then get
Speaker 4: his permission afterwards.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and even then I wouldn't even mind doing that
Speaker 6: version with my dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh so just so it was secret.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he talks the same whether we're recording or not.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's too much pressure for regular people, I think,
Speaker 4: to modulate themselves, right talking, But my dad, I swear
Speaker 4: to God. You know what we'd have to do, and
Speaker 4: I have thought about this too, is sit at a
Speaker 4: dinner table and just record the conversation that naturally happens
Speaker 4: at a dinner table, because that's when my dad's at
Speaker 4: his finest. Yeah, and he'll just tell twenty five stories
Speaker 4: and you know, really really, you know, go to town
Speaker 4: on the storytelling. That's great, But if there was a
Speaker 4: microphone there, he would just sit back and kind of
Speaker 4: make a face. And you know, because he's not going
Speaker 4: to be a show off, and there's you know, he
Speaker 4: has a lot of judgments.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 4: Oh, they're doing a production of Annie there at the
Speaker 4: Fremont Center Theater.
Speaker 2: Someone gets to wear a red curly wig.
Speaker 1: And it's not me.
Speaker 6: It's okay, you're still an orphan in my heart. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's funny. Because when we eat dinner, but it's just
Speaker 6: everyone eyes on the price.
Speaker 2: Let's get rid of this food. Nobody talk really, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah we don't. We don't. We've talked before or after.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 2: And then it's you might as well be swimming.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's ours. Is just like fucking Mark Twain story hour.
Speaker 4: Everyone is everyone's talking the whole time.
Speaker 2: From l Aria. Second question, sorry to play favorites.
Speaker 7: If you could freaky Friday for twenty four hours with
Speaker 7: anyone who is alive right now, who would you switch
Speaker 7: places with.
Speaker 6: For a day.
Speaker 4: Ooh that's a great question, A nice freaky Friday question.
Speaker 2: Oh, George Burns, do you know who's alive and who's dead?
Speaker 1: I feel like you're not aware?
Speaker 6: No, no, what's going back to the original question? I
Speaker 6: wanted to George Burns as the devil? Yeah, I just
Speaker 6: turned into Jeff b George Burns as the devil. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: That was my Jeff Goldblum. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Speaker 2: yeah George. Okay, what have I just kept doing it? Uh? Sure,
Speaker 2: let's go with Cold Blue.
Speaker 1: You twitch with Jeff?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, I bet he has an interesting life. I
Speaker 6: get to wear different frames of glasses. Yeah, you would,
Speaker 6: and my body would still be the same youthfulness because
Speaker 6: he's in a chamber of cryogenics right now.
Speaker 2: That's right. He will not.
Speaker 1: Age, he will not. I think I would pick.
Speaker 2: It's called the big chill.
Speaker 1: I would pick someone like, Oh, I go where these
Speaker 1: people go.
Speaker 4: I think I would choose a Blake Lively type of person,
Speaker 4: someone who is like has very long legs and even
Speaker 4: toned skin. And I would put on a pair of
Speaker 4: shorts like a thing I've never been able to do
Speaker 4: in my life, and walk around freely.
Speaker 1: I would be married to Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 4: That would be fun and funny for a short amount
Speaker 4: of time, right, definitely, you know, put a clock on
Speaker 4: that though.
Speaker 6: Yeah, your question, it's better answer is better. My question
Speaker 6: was the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think it would be nice.
Speaker 4: It would be fun for twenty four hours to live
Speaker 4: as a crazy hot girl and then be able to
Speaker 4: escape it and not have to deal with the hideous
Speaker 4: reality of being a crazy hot girl, right right, because
Speaker 4: I don't think they have.
Speaker 6: And it'd be fun for twenty four hours to sleep
Speaker 6: with someone's hot.
Speaker 2: Husband, Yes that's what you're thinking, and be like with
Speaker 2: those loins.
Speaker 4: Again suddenly be all weird about Hey, you know what
Speaker 4: I want to do tonight, and be like what, we've
Speaker 4: never done this before, and be like put the mask on,
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 2: Stuff like that. Yeah, it's like a scene from Face Off.
Speaker 1: Oh my high beams are on.
Speaker 6: Oh no, wonder if we've been so popular, so weird
Speaker 6: part of town. They all wave with one finger.
Speaker 1: Oh, here's the freeway we've been looking for.
Speaker 6: Oh we're not lost anymore. Bless it everyone. What's the
Speaker 6: next question? At law?
Speaker 7: Wash Gar asked what were your favorite subjects in school?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: I like to read aloud whatever however I could get
Speaker 4: that done. That's what I wanted to be doing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's funny that subjects that I liked are
Speaker 6: the ones that I probably didn't do very well.
Speaker 2: Except for art. All I did.
Speaker 6: All I wanted to do was draw, and I did
Speaker 6: well in art classes. Not to toobe my own horn,
Speaker 6: but I did do that also, and I was not
Speaker 6: good at it. But I like biology and drawing. I
Speaker 6: didn't like dissecting animals. I was confronted by that, but
Speaker 6: I like drawing them, so I guess drawing. I like
Speaker 6: drawing in biology class. I like any class where I
Speaker 6: was allowed to draw instead of do the work.
Speaker 1: So maybe art art that's what it is.
Speaker 2: I knew it was one of the garfunkals liked art.
Speaker 1: I mean, I liked.
Speaker 4: I liked writing, and I liked acting basically all the
Speaker 4: things that were not school in any.
Speaker 6: Way, right right, Well, I didn't realize how much I
Speaker 6: wanted to write and act until I was already in college.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, but that's the best time to realize it. Yeah.
Speaker 7: At the meg base, he says, do you remember the
Speaker 7: first joke you ever performed on stage?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 6: I was taking a comedy class visiting Austin with my
Speaker 6: improv group Pop's family, and I took a little stand
Speaker 6: up clinic from a comedian named Matt Sadler. He said,
Speaker 6: just talk about stuff that tell a story about and
Speaker 6: I talked about my friend's bulldog that I lived with
Speaker 6: that would bite my feet as I slept, and he said, well,
Speaker 6: they sense fear, and I said, well, I guess I
Speaker 6: got to sleep with more confidence.
Speaker 2: That's my first joke.
Speaker 6: Great, Yeah, as a dog would bite my feet, I'd
Speaker 6: wake up and he'd be biting fe I mean, it
Speaker 6: didn't bring down the house, but it didn't make me
Speaker 6: want to do comedy.
Speaker 1: It was a good riff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was a griffin I did in like sixth grade,
Speaker 1: I took.
Speaker 4: An acting class or fifth grade maybe I took an
Speaker 4: acting class that was like Pedaluma Civic, you know, like
Speaker 4: neighborhood whatever, and we had to do a.
Speaker 1: Thing where you had to bring in.
Speaker 4: It was almost like show and tell, but you had
Speaker 4: to bring something in and talk about it. You had
Speaker 4: to bring something in and instead of show and tell,
Speaker 4: like we all knew, you had to lie about what
Speaker 4: the thing was.
Speaker 1: So I brought in this doll that was.
Speaker 4: Like a sock monkey doll, and then I just said
Speaker 4: it was my sister Laura, and then just started talking
Speaker 4: about my sister.
Speaker 1: Laura, like and ugh, you know, I had to bring
Speaker 1: around everywhere whatever and I destroyed. These children were crying,
Speaker 1: the teacher was going nuts. It was so weird.
Speaker 4: And all I was doing was like just trying to
Speaker 4: think of like what would I say about my sister
Speaker 4: and pretend it's this.
Speaker 2: Doll while you're holding a doll. And it was just
Speaker 2: a perfect storm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like real, I think it was because it was real.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was me putting on a little edge
Speaker 4: of like, oh my sister bugs me. But it's this
Speaker 4: monkey and so I don't know it killed in that
Speaker 4: way where I went, I think this is I think
Speaker 4: I'm right to.
Speaker 1: Think I should do this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 4: Basically, but that's it wasn't really jokes. I remember doing
Speaker 4: my first set, but I don't remember. All I know
Speaker 4: is the material must have been absolute garbage because I
Speaker 4: didn't know how to write a joke when I first started.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, once I legitimately was getting on stage, I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Because of that first year of comedy.
Speaker 6: I probably had six or seven beers before you show,
Speaker 6: and I would just feverishly ramble and say things and
Speaker 6: until I got laughs.
Speaker 2: But you know, that's still kind of what I still do.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, that's kind of what all comedy is.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it feels like pickling your liver and trying
Speaker 2: to talk.
Speaker 4: And breathe, just trying to stay alive not faint, all right.
Speaker 2: At Molly Wolverton, Nest's see what's the scariest movie you
Speaker 2: watched as a kid? Boy? I think yours is that? Yeah,
Speaker 2: scary knife Lady in the Voodoo, don't it is.
Speaker 1: It's and you know what's funny.
Speaker 4: My cousin who was the oldest cousin who was baby
Speaker 4: sitting us that night, My cousin Cheryl. I just saw
Speaker 4: her at a family party that I went to in Pedaloma,
Speaker 4: like a couple of weeks ago, and we brought it
Speaker 4: up again. We talked about it so much, and Cheryl
Speaker 4: was like, that was that she was sixteen or fifteen
Speaker 4: and I was six and like everyone else was older
Speaker 4: than me by two and four year increments.
Speaker 1: And she was like, it was the scariest thing I'd
Speaker 1: ever seen. I don't know how you. She was like,
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 4: So irresponsible it and I watched it.
Speaker 6: I thought it would be silly or scary, but it
Speaker 6: is really scary when she gets turned into a scary.
Speaker 2: Doll with a knife.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's horrible, those little teeth, I mean that doll itself.
Speaker 4: So it's the Trilogy of Terror. It was a TV special.
Speaker 4: You can rent it now. It's also available like on
Speaker 4: I think streaming some streaming services somewhere.
Speaker 2: I just watched it on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, it's really legit scary.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say Salem's Lot because I was I
Speaker 6: was young and saw that and it's, uh, it's that guy.
Speaker 6: That's Juliet Lewis's dad, that's always in movies with Clint Eastwood.
Speaker 2: Oh uh, Jerry Lewis something Lewis. Yeah, yeah, it's her dad.
Speaker 6: It looks like he was always he was in any
Speaker 6: which way you can, and all these old oh hold
Speaker 6: these old yeah, Oh that's Juliet Lewis's dad. Yeah, they
Speaker 6: look the same. It's funny that Salem's Lot was scary.
Speaker 6: Sales was honestly the scary. I think accidentally.
Speaker 2: Coming across Oh look at them beautiful, it's scary.
Speaker 6: We had VHS tapes with adult movie, not porn, but
Speaker 6: at a very young age, watched a clockwork Orange horrified
Speaker 6: me because there's like very realistic like rape. Yes, it's
Speaker 6: very very disturbing attack, and then it's it's scary guys
Speaker 6: and it was just traumatized me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a bad one. Yeah it is.
Speaker 6: It's not like an in a category of scary, but
Speaker 6: it's a weird kubrick and it's rape.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 4: I watched Duel with my uncle Steve when I was
Speaker 4: probably seven.
Speaker 2: Is that where that Semi is chasing the guy with
Speaker 2: the mustache.
Speaker 4: Yes, and it's it's Steven Spielberg. Yeah, it's one of
Speaker 4: those first movies. Gotcha, And it is right, it's still
Speaker 4: stilbork and it's super bizarre. It's very seventies. That's what
Speaker 4: everything was like in the seventies. It was kind of
Speaker 4: like a dude with a mustache and semi truck.
Speaker 1: That's what the whole era was about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and in dust and uh, I just knew I
Speaker 4: couldn't ask for us to watch anything different because I
Speaker 4: wasn't really supposed to be there anyway.
Speaker 1: It was like I was supposed to be outside playing, so.
Speaker 4: If I was going to be inside near the TV,
Speaker 4: I had to keep my mouth shut. So I just
Speaker 4: sat there like. I liked it too while my uncle
Speaker 4: Steve ate soup and we had a pretty good time.
Speaker 2: I liked hanging with it cigarette. Yes, yes, get a
Speaker 2: load of that. Are you scared?
Speaker 4: He's the one that yeah, I told you right, he's
Speaker 4: the one that you said he used to tell me
Speaker 4: where the Easter eggs were.
Speaker 2: It's it's a great visual.
Speaker 6: It's a great I just picture the ash dangling on yep,
Speaker 6: the egg being there, you all decorated.
Speaker 2: Picking it up. It's very very boring visuals.
Speaker 1: Just like the seventies. Yes seven, if we exhausted it
Speaker 1: there anymore?
Speaker 7: I think, Well, there's this one from I can't pronounce it,
Speaker 7: like my full of cab on Instagram. Would you rather be?
Speaker 7: It was like would you rather be? I lost it,
Speaker 7: but it said would you rather be trapped in the
Speaker 7: desert or attacked? Like for days without water or attacked.
Speaker 2: By a shark? Wow?
Speaker 1: Uh, desert?
Speaker 2: But you die that way?
Speaker 1: Do I die?
Speaker 7: I think I think it's like up to your skills,
Speaker 7: Like if you could get out of either one, like
Speaker 7: trapped in.
Speaker 2: The desert for days with that water or attacked by
Speaker 2: a shark.
Speaker 1: I think my best chances are in the desert.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I that everyone's going to be like, you go, trapped
Speaker 6: in the desert, what a dort?
Speaker 2: But if you did attack by a shark and you're
Speaker 2: still alive. I mean.
Speaker 6: There was I know a guy that got bit by
Speaker 6: a shark that like a snowboard camp. He got bit
Speaker 6: by a shark, and somewhere in Oregon there's sharks everywhere,
Speaker 6: And I just immediately made me think it was cool
Speaker 6: as shit.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's pretty fucking cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get off your cooler.
Speaker 6: That was great, very good. You're very good. That was
Speaker 6: some some uh that was some good driving.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: That was really intense.
Speaker 2: Karen Desert Chris Shark, who won who?
Speaker 4: I just think that if I was in the water
Speaker 4: at the same time as a shark, I would scream
Speaker 4: so much I would swallow water and drown.
Speaker 6: And yes, of course I would if I if you
Speaker 6: cartoonishly saw the fin floating on the water.
Speaker 2: And I think about this all the time. I'm petrified
Speaker 2: of a shark attack.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the reason I'm not a more amazing surfer.
Speaker 6: Or it's because I just suck at it. But I
Speaker 6: I feel like usually a shark bite, it's like, oh
Speaker 6: my god, what just pulled my leg? Also it hurts,
Speaker 6: and then you look down and your foot is mangled
Speaker 6: right like it's you don't see.
Speaker 4: It coming, Oh I see, So maybe there isn't that.
Speaker 4: It's not like a movie. So the terror isn't really
Speaker 4: there because they hits He hits you and goes yeah.
Speaker 6: And goes, and then you're in pain and then you
Speaker 6: gotta deal with, you know, walking through the sand with
Speaker 6: an open wound, finding someone to put you in their ambulance,
Speaker 6: all that.
Speaker 1: Stuff, finding an ambulance that's hanging out of the beach.
Speaker 2: I just uh boy, the desert.
Speaker 1: I mean you know now that you put it like that.
Speaker 1: Also because I'm very fair, fair skinned.
Speaker 2: Think of the sunburn you'd have done that, shark sound nice?
Speaker 1: Oh please?
Speaker 4: Now I'm like, open, open fins, Welcome me with your
Speaker 4: open fins, shark, tackle me.
Speaker 2: With your sweet sweet gills, mister shark man.
Speaker 4: It's so sad that this was the episode where Chris
Speaker 4: definitely had a heart out and I.
Speaker 1: Gotta so lost the words that will happen.
Speaker 6: Okay, my friend made it to the skate video reunion
Speaker 6: premier thingy that I can show up late for.
Speaker 2: I think for real. Yeah, I'm uber there, I got credentials.
Speaker 1: Guys, this was a great one.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 6: I love the question too. We have to think so
Speaker 6: last Well, not really, it's just fun.
Speaker 1: It's very fun in it.
Speaker 6: There's probably enough questions left, sorry to interrupt, that we
Speaker 6: can do this again sometime.
Speaker 1: Don't you think, Stephen, Yes, Stephen, their.
Speaker 2: Mission, sir, that's fun. I love characters. Thank you for
Speaker 2: your question.
Speaker 4: Yes, thank you for listening to this podcast. We really
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Speaker 4: all the tweets I get when people talk about listening
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Speaker 1: Like people, it's just nice.
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Speaker 4: drive with us in the car and that we're all
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Speaker 6: I mean, it's really and it really just boo. It
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Speaker 4: The grossest way to say it.
Speaker 2: It really really really polishes my ego. It really gives
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