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Speaker 1: of a weekend in Nashville Coaches conventioned for acts throwing

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Speaker 1: Pred's game, Happy Hour Live Pod. I mean, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: and you can and you can meet Miguel check check yop?

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Speaker 1: Oh is it in that weird one again?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Good? Yeah, all right, yop? How come the Martinez brothers

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Speaker 1: don't come? They talk a lot of s on Facebook,

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Speaker 1: but they don't show their faces at the convention. That's weird.

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Speaker 1: Batter's box. Where the hell are you? Uh?

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Speaker 2: Facebook page is very informative when it comes to Jennifer Brownlee.

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Speaker 1: Dude's hurt so good?

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Speaker 2: How does she know sports that well? She should almost

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Speaker 2: be hosting this show.

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Speaker 1: Like she is real good? Why is she not coming

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Speaker 1: to the convention?

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Speaker 2: She goes, Yeah, if Clemson upsets, they'll probably fill the

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Speaker 2: spot in the college football playoffs? Genius, Thank you, that's

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Speaker 2: all I needed. I just got more from her than

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Speaker 2: I did them thirty minutes on ESPN.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean if they win? Yes, they're in

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Speaker 1: if you win the conference championship, you're in automatically. It's

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Speaker 1: not that genius.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 2: But Bama would be out then is what was actually

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Speaker 2: informed me. Well, Bama is on to borrow time. Bama

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Speaker 2: could be out even though they're in, but they could

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Speaker 2: eventually be out. But they're in. If that makes any sense.

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Speaker 1: Listen, I don't understand it. I don't understand how Michigan

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Speaker 1: lose it. Or Michigan goes to Ohio State wins at

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Speaker 1: Ohio State, Ohio State only drops like one spot in

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Speaker 1: the polls. It's like, what huh? Explain it to me?

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Speaker 1: And guys, they score ten points, they get beat by

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Speaker 1: But it here's what's gonna happen. It's all gonna change

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Speaker 1: this weekend because not all the favorites are going to win, right,

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Speaker 1: not every favorite is going to win the conference championship.

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Speaker 1: It's not gonna stay the same.

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Speaker 2: Here's where you're wrong, your cock backwards. Not any of

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Speaker 2: these teams are playing in the conference championship. Who the

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Speaker 2: hell's Arizona State? Who the fuck is this guy. They're

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Speaker 2: in the conference championship or they're in the conference playoffs

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Speaker 2: and they're in the championship.

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Speaker 1: Well, they're in the championship.

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Speaker 2: They're playing Boise State plays UNLV put un LV in.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, if UNLV wins, they're in and Boise

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Speaker 2: So Boise State would go from a top four seed

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Speaker 2: out of it. Yes, and they're gonna lose. UNLV's damn good.

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Speaker 2: I watched the whole game.

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Speaker 1: UNLV done by defense though their defense is terrible.

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Speaker 2: Neither of them do.

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Speaker 1: Jin Day is gonna run for six hundred yards, so

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Speaker 1: I listen. I still just like, I don't understand how

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Speaker 1: you can drop so little after losing at home to Michigan.

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Speaker 1: You don't even drop to like number ten, like number ten,

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Speaker 1: I mean, come on, you lost to Michigan at home.

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Speaker 1: Michigan is a five hundred team. Same with Alabama.

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Speaker 2: Well that's the thing. That's the thing Ole Miss said.

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Speaker 2: They got their their asshole toilet papered that old twutem

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Speaker 1: That's also Miami's coach came out and said, it's laughable

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Speaker 1: that this is who Alabama has played the last three weeks.

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Speaker 1: They played Mercer, they lost Oklahoma, they got boat raced

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Speaker 1: Miami's great, justin, but they beat Georgia Tech and or

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Speaker 2: Miami's played nobody all year? Who?

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Speaker 1: Why? Who have they not played nobody? Georgia Tech took

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Speaker 1: Georgia to six overtime, and Notre Dame beat the Brits

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Speaker 2: I heard that from you through Kevin Okay. I heard

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Speaker 2: your pithon Notre I think they're good too. Their line's moving,

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Speaker 2: they were ten times your money. Woke up this morning.

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Speaker 2: It's eight oh Vegas.

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Speaker 1: No listen, I still it's gonna change because this weekend

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Speaker 1: someone's gonna win. I want please smu win. Do not

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Speaker 1: I mean, I watched Cave Klubnick and it's just like,

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Speaker 2: So then that's what it would be. If SMU loses.

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Speaker 1: It be Clemson or would it be the winner of

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Speaker 2: The Big Twelve is like Arizona State versus No.

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Speaker 1: No. So I got a question.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I couldn't find the Big Twelve tournament championship because

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Speaker 2: No, they get slide in where Bama is. But you're

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Speaker 1: One of them, either either the ACC champion or the

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Speaker 2: No. Yeah, that's a massive situation, and I don't know who.

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Speaker 1: It is because I think the Big Twelve has gone off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we better started, man, I didn't really want to

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Speaker 2: You have to.

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Speaker 1: So if SMU loses, they still got to be in.

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Speaker 1: Then that bumps Bama out. Get Bama out.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah it's SMU Clemson, Bama's out. But just

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Speaker 2: Bama right now is on the very brink of elimination,

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Speaker 1: But Ohio State loses the Michigan then they still get

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna hear this on ESPN, but justin at

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Speaker 2: the greatest point of all, it was, first of all,

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Speaker 1: I agree, it's and it's extra week off, extra week

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Speaker 2: If Ohio State would have won that game, they essentially

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Speaker 2: and if they would have then played him again in

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Speaker 2: the College Football Playoff, if they moved at one round

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Speaker 2: past the balls, they would have played Oregon. How many

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Speaker 2: times can we see Ohio State.

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Speaker 1: And Oregon that would be annoying?

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Speaker 2: Guys, we get it. One's red, one's green.

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Speaker 1: If they beat Michigan, they wouldn't be on that line.

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Speaker 1: They would be probably down there where Georgia is.

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Speaker 2: It was reaching a little bit and Georgia and Texas, guys.

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Speaker 1: They got up there were Penn State.

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Speaker 2: Okay, does anybody like Georgia and Texas? Well, you got

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Speaker 1: Two weeks from now. Yeah, well no, because if Georgia

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Speaker 2: So the Georgia Texas game is completely pointless, except for

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Speaker 2: is Georgia home right now? Does it show?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're home against Indiana, So it's pointless.

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Speaker 2: It's a bye. It's all about a bye.

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Speaker 1: It's about a.

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Speaker 2: Buye Okay, so it isn't playless.

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Speaker 1: But if post teams throw the game, State.

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Speaker 2: Drop to Penn State's out.

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Speaker 1: No, they're not out. They're the number three team.

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Speaker 2: Can we get Indiana the hell out of.

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Speaker 1: Indiana needs to be in. They've lost one game and

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Speaker 1: it was now leave Indiana in.

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Speaker 2: My favorite is their coach. All right, man, come and

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Speaker 2: see us, meet us in a field. We'll beat your ass.

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Speaker 2: They give boat raced by fifty to Ohio State.

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Speaker 1: You know, I like. I like when he took the

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Speaker 1: He went out there, He's like, hey, Michigan, we're coming

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Speaker 1: that's nuts. Usually little old dormant Indiana they don't be

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Speaker 1: talking trash because they're just happy to field a football team.

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Speaker 1: He took the job and said, hey, Michigan, we're coming

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Speaker 2: He's like, google me, what does that mean? Look at me?

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Speaker 2: I win.

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, look at google me. Google the convention guy

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Speaker 1: and you'll find coaches. Convention four coming up one month away.

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Speaker 1: Will you be there or you're gonna be like one

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Speaker 1: of these teams, like old miss on the outside looking in.

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Speaker 1: Oh we tied it all together. That's good podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Has it been two vegases? And then this would be

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Speaker 2: our Nashville Dude, I cannot believe we've had four conventions.

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Speaker 1: And then we're gonna do probably Caribbean.

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Speaker 2: We see some of the nation and whale tails.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh man, I don't know, Sara or

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Speaker 1: we just say coaches convention four and call it a day,

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Speaker 1: and then they retired. I mean that may be it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been starting it all right, here we go, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm coming to the convention bove.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Arnold, I saw you an abby at the some

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Speaker 1: NFL game I don't know. Video went viral.

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Speaker 2: Man, dude, the guys standing up over the railly and

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Speaker 2: the chick is caressing his asscrap, it wasn't me do

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Speaker 2: what I.

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Speaker 1: Mean, She's putting her hands up the butt and up

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Speaker 1: you doing?

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Speaker 2: Have you never?

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Speaker 1: Have you never been in damn public before?

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Speaker 2: The dude is so relaxed, which means she's done it before.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is a normal occurrence. Do you do

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Speaker 1: this when you're waiting at the grocery store waiting in line?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, honey, and you go over the counter and

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Speaker 1: the conveyor belt and she's just rubbing your ass, Like

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Speaker 1: what the is wrong with people?

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Speaker 2: Hey? Do that to me?

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Speaker 3: Sanfa sounds good job.

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Speaker 1: And you're gonna do that. Go up in the upper

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Speaker 1: deck at the a stadium where there's no one around you.

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Speaker 2: The kid the rock at you tepics getting a handy

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Speaker 2: instead of.

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Speaker 1: Right there on the front freaking row. Oh gosh, there's.

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Speaker 2: Nothing like a knob job in the desert of Texas.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Austin, Man, taste Hailgton does some weird stuff to people. Man, Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: that's a great video. Though, great video.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's all It was all recorded in Texas,

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Speaker 2: but it wasn't recording in Austin. Austin, that ain't Texas.

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Speaker 3: All right, man, we.

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Speaker 2: Gotta start the show, all right. I gotta fix my

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Speaker 2: keys here. Man, it's ruining my perfect game. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do a.

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Speaker 2: Everybody has to. Why do you think me and Beazer

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Speaker 1: I could do a nighter in Evansville.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, here's the thing. Here's Evansville or oh, Evansville Tunause

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Speaker 2: here's the thing I told you about Evansville. So I

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, the blackjack tables. I want to tell

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Speaker 2: was there. So they have my bubble crabs, They have

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Speaker 2: legit craps. Yes, but it was tupac to play. But yes,

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Speaker 2: but I'm dude. It was three three people deep, and

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Speaker 2: craps table. It wasn't oh, hey, that type on that

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Speaker 2: These guys, these bros weren't leaving her three hours. And

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Speaker 1: In Evansville, it's fifty.

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Speaker 2: Dudes and they're all dead eyed, stared at the crabs

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Speaker 1: No one yelling ask scratch.

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Speaker 2: As scratch, none of that. But I would not say

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Speaker 2: they're not bad dice rollers. I didn't hear a lot

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Speaker 1: See, if you don't hear yelling, it's not good. It's so.

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Speaker 1: And here's the most depressing part is when you're at

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Speaker 2: But when I'm picking a table, I think we all

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Speaker 2: have our own ideas. I mean, you're looking for a

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Speaker 2: dope dealer. Usually if it's a tool thrower, dealer bought

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Speaker 2: pit boss, that's gonna lead to uptight play, whereas somebody's

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Speaker 3: Some fun bringing the drinks over.

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Speaker 2: It all starts, I say, it starts from the pit

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Speaker 2: it a little bit with us, dude. We played so early,

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Speaker 2: were just like dicking around. It was some guy before.

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Speaker 2: All right, dude, there was a lady before. I think

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Speaker 2: that sucked, and then that scratch came up, and then

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Speaker 1: Now, you want to take me about Vegas, As you said,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just felt they were worth sharing, So please

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Speaker 1: So one question before you start. Did you go to

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No, Ellis Island?

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Speaker 2: Okay, it was two blocks from our spot.

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Speaker 2: It was brought up.

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Speaker 1: Can't can't walk two blocks, guys? I mean, heaven forbid,

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Speaker 1: whole damn blocks. Oh no, man, hey, I thought you

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Speaker 1: and you said it was two blocks. I mean, got, hey,

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Speaker 2: We almost didn't even use your drink tickets. But I

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Speaker 2: went outside of that, we went to it. I said,

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Speaker 2: I woulda came back those drink tickets, you'd have killed me.

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Speaker 1: If you would have popped those over there and said, hey, man, sorry,

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Speaker 1: but you went to Ellis Island. No, that was two

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Speaker 1: to All right, go ahead man, Vegas stories. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So we're on the plane and you get on the

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Speaker 2: Vegas play guys just different vibes. So it's the Southwest people.

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Speaker 2: They're great. They're always living it up. Hey we're going

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Speaker 1: The joke that makes me mad every time, Hey, we

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Speaker 1: found this wallet up here, we found this wallt Is

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Speaker 1: this someone's wallet? Now that we have your attention, why

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Speaker 1: They don't do it on any other flight, but Vegas.

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Speaker 2: Everybody's looking and checking their they start tapping their butts

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Speaker 2: the signs. Vegas crowd is pretty lively.

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Speaker 1: Are you a window guy or a nile guy?

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Speaker 2: Baser hits a window and she'll tap me one hundred

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Speaker 2: times and say, look out this, look at this, look

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Speaker 2: the window. I can't necessarily see out the window. You're

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Speaker 1: So you're a middle guy, I'm middle got it.

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Speaker 2: And we get on the plane. Some dude beside me,

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Speaker 1: Did he sleep?

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Speaker 2: Don't remember, and we're having our drinks. We had it

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Speaker 2: Loura gets Baser, gets a cranberry vodka, get them both back,

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much, all right, and let's go ahead.

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Speaker 2: Is that gonna be you guys only drink?

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Speaker 3: Wait?

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Speaker 2: Wait, wait, we just started on a four hour Vegas

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Speaker 2: only Like, lady, there's gonna be about ten more of these,

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Speaker 2: And me and Baze are both look at each other

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Speaker 2: and we're like, no, no, no, we're definitely gonna order

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Speaker 2: some more. And she goes, okay, we I'm gonna have

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Speaker 2: to close you out after that. That one dude, She

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Speaker 2: made us close out after every drink that we got.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're a little more regimented on Southwest. I missed

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Speaker 1: the days when they would just hand out drinks for free. Like,

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Speaker 1: and they never charge you. And they you used to

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Speaker 1: send me a lot more drink tickets for Southwest. I

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Speaker 1: don't get them anymore. I don't know what's going on

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Speaker 2: Let it be noted, guys. I think they do that.

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Speaker 2: It's a tactic to get you not to drink as much.

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Speaker 1: Oh maybe, So that's probably a good idea because there's

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Speaker 1: been some unruly passengers in the sky. If you ever

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Speaker 2: So when you have a bender to Vegas, a flight

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Speaker 2: that lasts almost a quarter of the day, and you

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Speaker 2: the only one you're gonna have? Please give her the

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Speaker 2: exact same look me and Baser gave her when we

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Speaker 2: look back at her, like what the fuck? Excuse me, lad,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna warn you right now, you're in for a boy.

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Speaker 2: We're just getting started.

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Speaker 1: Hey, see that button on there is gonna be going

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Speaker 1: back here a lot, lady. All right.

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Speaker 2: I actually should have started with that story because that

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Speaker 2: was are should we take a commercial?

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Speaker 1: No, no go, I want your other Vegas?

437
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,959
Speaker 2: Okay, So we probably should have started with that one

438
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,879
Speaker 2: because that one on and up one. This one actually

439
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,439
Speaker 2: kind of gets good. The crime music is perfect. So

440
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,560
Speaker 2: it's Thanksgiving Day and we're doing the old traditions. Oh man,

441
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,240
Speaker 2: I wish I could have went back to Michigan. Oh

442
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,720
Speaker 2: I know those flights were fifteen hundred. Southwest doesn't fly

443
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,400
Speaker 2: their way too expensive that I just saw my parents

444
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,920
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks ago. Maria comes every Muffy comes

445
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,960
Speaker 2: every month with Boomer and Baser. Her family had a

446
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,760
Speaker 2: couple of deaths in the family, so they don't have

447
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:27,560
Speaker 2: a huge gathering anymore. And her pops tells me, you

448
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,520
Speaker 2: know us, not very social, dude. He just loves a

449
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:34,320
Speaker 2: chill so like love it. I told him, I told

450
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,320
Speaker 2: him on Thanksgiving the day before you go. Dude's so

451
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:38,159
Speaker 2: sorry we're doing this. It's her birthday. That's kind of

452
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,000
Speaker 2: why we're going to Vegas instead of sticking around. He goes,

453
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,320
Speaker 2: you know me, not very social.

454
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:47,560
Speaker 1: About her mom her mom's social a little bit not okay.

455
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, they dude, they love the country and they love

456
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,639
Speaker 2: keeping to themselves, got it. They know us, a couple

457
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,879
Speaker 2: other country folk, a couple other family members, and that's

458
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,840
Speaker 2: about it. And they love their lives.

459
00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:00,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like when I saw mcguar's opening and I

460
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,520
Speaker 1: went up to him and I was like, ah, because

461
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,840
Speaker 1: up from the wedding, and he just looked at me

462
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,840
Speaker 1: like I don't know who the hell you are.

463
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,080
Speaker 3: And I was like, my bad, tell him the joke

464
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 3: you had?

465
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:13,280
Speaker 1: Ah, what did I tell him? You tell me? Oh?

466
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 2: I told him because Laura's dad, Vaser's dad had helped

467
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,320
Speaker 2: with the building of Garst Bar on Broadway.

468
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,639
Speaker 1: And so I go up to him and I was like, hey, Bill,

469
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,840
Speaker 1: I noticed over there on the second floor there was

470
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,960
Speaker 1: a couple of screws loose if you could get a

471
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,879
Speaker 1: screwdriver and get on that. And he looked at me

472
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,800
Speaker 1: like who is this guy? Like who is this guy?

473
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,719
Speaker 1: I thought he was gonna remember me from the wedding

474
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,920
Speaker 1: I was in the wedding. I thought, okay, we build

475
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 1: a rapport because we talked at the wedding. But he

476
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,040
Speaker 1: literally was like thanks and just walked away. I was like,

477
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,800
Speaker 1: all right, never mind, that was that was the lowkward,

478
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:50,320
Speaker 1: little lowkward. That yeah. But I told him, hey, man,

479
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:52,159
Speaker 1: there's a couple screws loose on the second floor. I

480
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,399
Speaker 1: saw him, you know, they were hanging down. He did

481
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,120
Speaker 1: not appreciate my humor. But now let's get to crying music.

482
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Speaker 2: All that to say Thanksgiving Day, my arm around bazer. Hey,

483
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 2: this is our new tradition. We go somewhere different, different city,

484
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 2: went to Charleston one time. We're in Vegas. It's give

485
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,080
Speaker 2: me special. This is fun. Man. You can already feel

486
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:08,679
Speaker 2: the warmth of it.

487
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,640
Speaker 1: We're walking down.

488
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 3: We were at Link.

489
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,480
Speaker 2: We got the we had our own I call it

490
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,720
Speaker 2: private escalator because of where the doors were. It was

491
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,840
Speaker 2: better to do that than the elevators. And maybe we're

492
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 2: the only people that bought in for the thirty dollars

493
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,679
Speaker 2: pool side. Absolutely nobody else used these escalators. It was

494
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 2: just us. And immediately to the casino floor.

495
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. That escalator is great, dude.

496
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,680
Speaker 1: Me and her riding around escalator.

497
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,960
Speaker 2: Dude, just loving life, smiling, and I go, this is

498
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,239
Speaker 2: this is our new Thanksgiving tradition. This is this is

499
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:36,439
Speaker 2: just as special. No more than two seconds after I

500
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 2: opened the door. No, no, no, he hit me. He

501
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 2: hit me? Fuck you No, what didn't I didn't hit you? Hey,

502
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 2: you guys, you guys, both of you guys, get back,

503
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 2: get back.

504
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,399
Speaker 3: He hit me, hit me?

505
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,119
Speaker 2: Fuck you No, what didn't hear you? No?

506
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 3: What didn't hear you? He hit me?

507
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 1: The officer officer, he hit me.

508
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna need both the parties back. Both parties back, ma'am.

509
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 2: Please hit me.

510
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 3: They hit me.

511
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 2: But me, okay, both you and stand over there, please

512
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 2: sir against the wall.

513
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 3: Fuck that fuck that.

514
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 2: I didn't touch her. You could check the camera, take

515
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 2: a camera. We had domestic abuse, oh man, at seven

516
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,160
Speaker 2: am as we're heading to our Duncan coffee.

517
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 1: That means they were up all night.

518
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 2: And they had two security officers.

519
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 3: One of the dudes was.

520
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 1: With the yellow and the yellow shirt and blue or whatever,

521
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 1: yellow and black.

522
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 2: The that man was getting the woman's story. Another security

523
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 2: officer had the other guy fifteen feet away. He was

524
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:37,680
Speaker 2: getting that man's story. But when we came out, they

525
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 2: were within inches of each other. On the facegiving day.

526
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:43,120
Speaker 1: They weren't very thankful.

527
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 2: Man, dude, A night of violence ended on Thanksgiving. That

528
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 2: there was no blood. I can say that I don't

529
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 2: know of any, if any of anything else that had happened.

530
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 2: We didn't witness it.

531
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 1: Did you say, I'll check the tape. You should have

532
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 1: told him, hey, officer, he threw the Red Challenge fight.

533
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,119
Speaker 1: He wants to go upstairs the Eye in the Sky.

534
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 2: I said, uh as, I was saying bezer about it

535
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 2: just being just as warm here in Vegas about Thanksgiving.

536
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 2: It was sad. They they were up all night drinking and.

537
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: Doing drugs allegedly.

538
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,160
Speaker 2: I mean, how else do you stand up till seven am?

539
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 1: Good point? So what happened? They were arrested, both parties.

540
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:31,199
Speaker 2: They had it because it was the casino security for

541
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 2: sure had to have called cops. And then they both

542
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,439
Speaker 2: just go to jail. Oh, man, that suck because they

543
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 2: were both He was adamant he didn't hit her, and

544
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 2: she said, so maybe they go to the Eye in

545
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 2: the Sky. If there's no proof, then they say, are

546
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,640
Speaker 2: you guys okay with each other? And then they don't

547
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 2: go to jail.

548
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,639
Speaker 1: Oh. They got to separate each other. They got to

549
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,919
Speaker 1: at least separate each other for a few hours to

550
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:53,880
Speaker 1: let them calm down.

551
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 2: But who's separate? Is it that security job?

552
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,479
Speaker 1: Or put them?

553
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,200
Speaker 2: Do they put them in a separate room because they

554
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 2: need to be separated, and they were immediately. I had

555
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,199
Speaker 2: the swift security. They they were on it, man, I

556
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 2: tell you what.

557
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 3: The Link job.

558
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 2: There was everybody on site shy of SpongeBob when there

559
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 2: was domestic abuse, and.

560
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 1: They SpongeBob showed up. He's like, you guys want a picture?

561
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: You guys want.

562
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 2: They absolutely squashed that. Props to the Link and the

563
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 2: eye and the sky on that guy.

564
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 1: Man, that was sad. We'll take a break. I mean

565
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't know we were going there. You want

566
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 1: to feel like absolute crap on Thanksgiving? Yeah, the whole holiday,

567
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 1: the whole week. Have your in laws come to town,

568
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,399
Speaker 1: right Your in laws live right down the street, so

569
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 1: they pop over whenever they want. My in laws, I'm thinking,

570
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 1: this is a time for relaxation. They're here, it's vacation,

571
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: it's a holiday, the kids don't have school. Let's chill

572
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:54,199
Speaker 1: for a few days. My in laws come in and

573
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: they act like my house is a pile of shit.

574
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: They act like we can't take care of ourselves. They

575
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 1: start up they're like. My father's all like, hey, where

576
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 1: is that curtain rod that your your wife once hung up?

577
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,879
Speaker 1: I'm like what, She's never mentioned a curtain rod in

578
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: her life to me, you didn't do I'm like, what

579
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: curtain There's no curtain rod? And he goes, yeah, she

580
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: said she gave me a to do list and one

581
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,919
Speaker 1: of them was hanging this curtain rod. I coach, you

582
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: haven't done it for six months. I have never been

583
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 1: told about a curtain rod anywhere. And I'm like what

584
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, she told me that you guys

585
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: want to hang a curtain rod in the kid's bedroom.

586
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, we do. So he goes down and hang,

587
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 1: He hangs the damn curtain rod in the kid's bedroom

588
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the hell?

589
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 2: You want to just take my man card to j

590
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 2: Then oh, then we bought a mirror that she bought

591
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:53,239
Speaker 2: a mirror at an estate sale and she I was like, well,

592
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 2: where do you want to hang in?

593
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. I unic she's stuck in the closet.

594
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 1: Never said anything else about it. Her parents so there

595
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: and her father in law was like, now, so where

596
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: is this mirror going. I'm like, I don't know, and

597
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: he goes, no, no, she said she wanted it in

598
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: the kitchen right And I'm like, no, she has not

599
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,679
Speaker 1: mentioned anything about a damn mirror to me since we

600
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,679
Speaker 1: you know, like we bought the mirror we put in

601
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 1: the closet, and she said she was gonna think about it.

602
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 1: He's like, no, she said, she wants it hung up

603
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: right here. So he gets out the tape measure and

604
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 1: starts marking shit and hangs it right on the wall.

605
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me get the tape measure.

606
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 3: It's in the bedroom.

607
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,719
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, what the hell?

608
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 2: Like they start just doing everything, but you got him

609
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 2: knocked off the list, so it was never on the list.

610
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 2: But you're saying it's a little bit. It's a little bit.

611
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,719
Speaker 2: I was gonna say emasculating, yeah, and a little bit

612
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 2: of like okay, and like the kid's laundry, you know

613
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 2: what I mean.

614
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: It gets washed and it stays in the laundry room

615
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: and you never put it away, so they go in

616
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: there and that's where they pick out their clothes.

617
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 2: I'm the man in this house, Jim No, No.

618
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,439
Speaker 1: Father in law, monck. Hey, we're gonna clean this up

619
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 1: right now. We're gonna clean this laundry up right now?

620
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 2: What did this place look like?

621
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: And I'm like, holy, they like we can't even take

622
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 1: care of ourselves, dude.

623
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 3: Oh you're talking about mount laundry? Honey?

624
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 2: What happened to the mountain?

625
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 3: Back here?

626
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 2: It's love, dude. It's awesome though, once it all gets done.

627
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I'm sitting there trying to watch football going

628
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: across the top. I'm trying to relax, and there's drilling

629
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,479
Speaker 1: freaking knocking stuff out, like pulling this out, moving this,

630
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 1: doing that. And I'm like, so, am I allowed to relax?

631
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: Or am I supposed to go help that?

632
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 2: That was my big dilemma, right, You just stand there

633
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 2: and really you're in support. I mean I can't see

634
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 2: a TV. Well, see, we have a lot of TVs.

635
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 2: I made sure that we're a TV household. So usually

636
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 2: any project we're doing, I have a TV. I guess

637
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 2: what spare bedroom? How often do I.

638
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 1: Go in the spare bedroom? You do?

639
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 2: But Bezos got this roller TV that I can roll

640
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,719
Speaker 2: roll around the spare bedroom.

641
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 1: Never go in there. That's where the in laws are staying, right.

642
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 2: And what a what a pointless room?

643
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: Right? It's so dumb. It's like, oh, we need a

644
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: spare bedroom. You know when people visit. Guess how often

645
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 1: people come visit? Maybe once a year. So you can

646
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: figure it out through an air mattress suburb. You don't

647
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: need a spare bedroom. It's absolutely stupid. But I'm I

648
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 1: don't go in the spare bedroom. But since they're staying

649
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: in there, we need to tidy up the spare bedroom.

650
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: So we're in there. The in laws are moving the bed,

651
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: vacuuming behind the bed, dude, and I'm like, what the

652
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: they're acting like that. We live in the damn shitthole.

653
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: And then I've never done anything in my life. I mean,

654
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: they've got the vacuum out, they got the mop, they're

655
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: you know, doing washing the sheets and the comforter and

656
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: the pillows and the every day coach.

657
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 2: That's not even the worst of it. Did you get

658
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 2: criticized for your tools?

659
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 3: Oh?

660
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: Next, hey, where are your drill bits? Oh they're right

661
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 1: there in that closet.

662
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 3: They may have a little dust on them.

663
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: And he's like, I didn't see him. I don't think

664
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,959
Speaker 1: you have any drill bits. And I'm like, oh, I

665
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: have drill bits, man, they should be right there. So

666
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: I didn't find. He goes, I'll just go to home

667
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: depot and get some. You got home depot and I'm

668
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 1: like all right, man, And he goes home Depot gets

669
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: whatever he needs. He comes back and he's like, oh,

670
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: they are in that closet. They were just underneath something.

671
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, I told you. He goes, yeah, but these

672
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: these drill bits are better. These are these are a

673
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: little bit newer. And he goes to get my electric

674
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 1: drill and he's like, seems like you need an electric drill.

675
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: The battery's not holding a charge.

676
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 3: No, I charge that thing every night. Should be good.

677
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: And he's like, you want to go pick you up

678
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: one right now? I'm like, or he goes, you want

679
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: to go to home depot with me and get one.

680
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I really don't. I don't have any

681
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: desire right now, at this moment, at this point in time,

682
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: to go to home depot to get a gosh darn drill.

683
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: I would just like to relax. And he's like, I'll

684
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: just go to home depot. So he goes back to

685
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: home depot.

686
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 2: He made a double trip to depot.

687
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: He made a triple tip trip to depot right that's bad.

688
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 2: That means you it, coach.

689
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 1: No, I had a drill. I had the drill bits,

690
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: but I cparently the battery wasn't holding its charge. Then

691
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: he the back door, like when it's wintertime, it's harder

692
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: to lock it.

693
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta winterize it, man, And.

694
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, you need a chisels, Like do you

695
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:16,719
Speaker 1: have a chisel.

696
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, Coach, you've been asked for the electric gun,

697
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 2: the chisel, the curtain rod in an ancient mirror.

698
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, no, man, I don't. I don't

699
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: have a I don't have a chisel. Hels. I wish

700
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: i'd known that before. I got to go back to

701
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: home depot and he goes back down Depo, gets the

702
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 1: chisel and he's like, chiseling out where the lot goes

703
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 1: because I guess it's sunken down or it's not level anymore.

704
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 1: So it was hitting the top chisels a little piece

705
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: of the wood off. I'm like, none of this shit

706
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: bothers me. None of this bothers me. Can we like,

707
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: I've lived in this house and none of this has

708
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: bothered me. I have not wanted to fix any of this.

709
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: No one has told me I need to fix any

710
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: of this, But they come to town, it's like, oh

711
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 1: my god, this house is falling apart. And then the

712
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: spare bedroom. Guess what, right, we never used the spare bedroom.

713
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: I never put a curtain rod up, never, or a

714
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: shower curtain, right, and so like, how are we supposed

715
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: to take a shower mine? Never? I didn't think about that.

716
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: Whenever you come, we usually just hang a towel and

717
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: it gets on the or put some towels on the

718
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: floor and that blust the water. Well that's unacceptable. Well

719
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: we'll just run the target real kit quick and we'll

720
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: get a shower curtain and rot and oh my.

721
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,479
Speaker 2: God, damn dude, four depots and a target.

722
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 1: It was like, I mean, it made me just sitting

723
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: there going and then my wife's like, is everything okay?

724
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, besides the fact that they think I

725
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: am incapable of doing anything, and b I don't know

726
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: if I'm other supposed to sit there and help or

727
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: if I'm if I'm allowed to sit here and watch football.

728
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: I don't know the you know protocol here.

729
00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 2: The protocol is this, you offer something that's just completely points.

730
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 2: So for example, for me, it's just Gary, let me

731
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 2: hold this ladder for you. No, man, does these things

732
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 2: hold themselves? It? It's four legs, stupid, Okay, no worries. Man,

733
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 2: you offer something that you know they don't even need

734
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 2: help with. You know, Hey, dude, it is getting darker.

735
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 2: You grab a light or something. No, man, I'm good.

736
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Uh, just let me know if anything you

737
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 2: know you're offering, you know what am I gonna do?

738
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 2: Hold a let you know, stuff like that.

739
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: Because I looked at the curtain run and they were

740
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: I mean, it took him forty five minutes to do

741
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: the curtain run.

742
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, guys, you gotta measure it. That's a whole thing.

743
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 2: It's not just sticking it up there. Gary would measure it.

744
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 2: He would put a laser on it, dude, he would.

745
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 2: He's got the drill gun. You're gonna do one side

746
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 2: then the other. There's a lot to you gotta level it.

747
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 2: There's a level on meat.

748
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 3: Dude.

749
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 2: Me, I'd stick it up two darts in the sides.

750
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 1: Right. And we had the exact same conversation. I said, guys,

751
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: it's been forty five minutes. What's going on? Why is

752
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: their tape all over the wall, and my wife's like, oh,

753
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: you know how my dad is. He likes to measure everything,

754
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: make sure everything's perfect. And she goes, That's how I

755
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 1: prefer it. You know what I mean is if we

756
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: just measure, measure, measure, measure, measure, make sure everything's perfect.

757
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 3: You prefer perfectly measured.

758
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: She goes, let me guess your dad would have just

759
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: got up there and eyeballed it. I said, yeah, I

760
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,399
Speaker 1: think he would eyeballed it. That's what I would have done.

761
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: I'd have just see your dad. I'm a construction guy,

762
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: I know, but I think he eyeballed a lot, like

763
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: a curtain rod. I don't think you is a big deal.

764
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 2: I would almost imagine that the curtain rod can probably

765
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 2: there's probably what is it called backsplash or something where

766
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 2: it's actually level there. You would just need to level

767
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 2: the top and boom it.

768
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm just saying I left that

769
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: week feeling like, holy s man, A, this dude thinks

770
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: I am the laziest person in the world, because I'm like,

771
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to do any of this crap. I

772
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: just want to watch football. I never planned to do

773
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: any of this b he criticized my tools, what I'm

774
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 1: working with. He was like, you need to step up

775
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 1: your game, and b C they're coming back in like

776
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: two weeks.

777
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 2: Dude. The worst is a tool criticization criticizing. It happened

778
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 2: to me. I would I He goes, hey, will you

779
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 2: go get me get me something to screw this in.

780
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 3: Dude.

781
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 2: I just went and got a Phillips screwdriver, like a

782
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:10,760
Speaker 2: hand one.

783
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 3: Dude.

784
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: He wanted like.

785
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 2: Some drill gun. I bring him that and he's like,

786
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 2: what the is this? I was like, at Phillips, do

787
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 2: you want He goes, We'll be out here all night

788
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 2: if you I'm gonna do it with that. My that's

789
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 2: a good point. He's like, you ain't got that thing,

790
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 2: you know, whatever the name is. It's just it's like

791
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 2: a hydraulic gun. And he's like, but dude, my I

792
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 2: hand him like it's limp and it has no cord

793
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 2: connected to it. And I'm like, yeah, just this little Phillips.

794
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 3: Dude.

795
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:45,359
Speaker 2: He's like that, get out of here, man. So then

796
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 2: I do it and then I'm walking with my little

797
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 2: Phillips screwdriver. Wasn't good enough. I got tool called out dudement. Hey,

798
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 2: your father in law, Phil said that this little screwdriver

799
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 2: isn't big enough, so then you head inside with your

800
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 2: limp screwdriver.

801
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 3: I mean, there's no coming back from that.

802
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 2: You're like, baser, we got to go to home depo.

803
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 2: Your dad says we need some hydraulic.

804
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 1: Hey, Besil, I'm just gonna go up in the room.

805
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: Tell me when your dad leaves it. I'm too embarrassed

806
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: see him anymore. That was my I mean, that was

807
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: my Thanksgiving man. I just I left that week and

808
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: then I dropped them off at the airport and they're like, oh, man,

809
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: thanks for everything. I'm like, thanks for everything.

810
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 3: I didn't do shit nice working with you.

811
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, guys, thanks for coming and telling me

812
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 1: my house is in disrepair or disregard or disheveled or

813
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: whatever the hell the word is. It's falling apart because

814
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: you guys fixed everything that i'd even know need fixing.

815
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,439
Speaker 1: Who knew the mirror was going there? I had no idea.

816
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: My wife never said anything.

817
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 2: Right, but in that moment, it's frustrating. But dude, that

818
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 2: list is gone. Bro, You're good for the next year.

819
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: I will say this, I do feel good about it.

820
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, all right, man, I guess that's all done.

821
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 2: You're going in the backyard. You're just bumbling yourself. This

822
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 2: door actually does shut pretty nice.

823
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: Hey at night, She's like, can you lock that back door?

824
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: My hasho. I can lock it pretty easy, honey.

825
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go take a shower the spare bedroom.

826
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know how we now have a shower curtain

827
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: in that bedroom. I'm gonna go ahead and take a

828
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: shower in there. That's pretty cool man. Like, oh, because

829
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: the kids have been asking, hey, dad, can we take

830
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 1: one in there? And I'm just like, no, it makes

831
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,879
Speaker 1: too big of a mess. Now, hey, kids, go for.

832
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 2: It, dude, what do they come back for Christmas?

833
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: Man? Christmas? Yeah, we'll take a break. Yeah.

834
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 2: So we're gonna need to break down the playoffs.

835
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I want to talk about ruining sports because

836
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,760
Speaker 1: if this is true what they're proposing in Major League Baseball,

837
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 1: I saw it.

838
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 3: I saw it.

839
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 1: I mean, count me out. I will be done with baseball.

840
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 1: I will absolutely be done with baseball.

841
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 2: I actually didn't even know if it was real. I

842
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 2: thought I got ball sacked.

843
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: I thought I got ball sacked myself. And then I

844
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: looked and Jason Stark is like a legit reporter.

845
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he's one of those guys that does the

846
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 2: articles that's monumental in the in the field of baseball.

847
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:20,240
Speaker 1: And they're considering this stupid ass rule in Major League

848
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 1: Baseball called the golden.

849
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 2: Let's say it in the counter of three one two three,

850
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 2: golden bat bat, golden bat, golden bat, whatever it's called.

851
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: And that is at any point in the game, At

852
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 1: any point in the game, does it matter where you're

853
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,439
Speaker 1: at in your lineup, you can send your best hitter

854
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: to the plate. That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

855
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:47,399
Speaker 2: Dude.

856
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 1: Stop, So if your best hitter is standing on second.

857
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 2: Back, excuse me, we're gonna use our golden bat.

858
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 1: No, instead of throwing a red challenge flag, you gotta

859
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: throw the golden bat out of the dugout and it lands.

860
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:01,439
Speaker 2: And you imagine Lou Panelo's I'm like this, Yeah, I'll

861
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 2: use the golden shower or whatever it's called.

862
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: I just do not under I mean, we are turning

863
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: it into the Harlem Globetrotters. That is the stupidest thing

864
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 1: I have ever heard.

865
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 2: Can you see Joe Tory out there fucking calling for

866
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 2: the golden bat.

867
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: Hey, hold on, ruh Blue time, Tom? Yeah, are you

868
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 1: using the challenge?

869
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 2: No?

870
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 1: Using the Golden what? Yeah, golden at bat? And we

871
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: need to get Jeter off second, So we got to

872
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 1: put a runner out on the second, and then Jeter

873
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: is gonna come back to the plate and hit what?

874
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,439
Speaker 1: So who's gonna run one? Who gets to go on second?

875
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:41,399
Speaker 1: Anybody you want? Absolutely stupid? And then imagine, imagine you're

876
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: let's say you're Jash Chisholm. Just because I saw him

877
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: smoking and drinking on vacation. They showed a picture of him. Uh,

878
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 1: and he's up, He's walking into the plane. They're like, hey, Josh, yes,

879
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 1: hold on, I'm an. I know the bases are loaded,

880
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: but we're gonna put Judge up there. The fuck you

881
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: mean you're gonna put Judge up there? You don't think

882
00:39:59,080 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: I can hit.

883
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,800
Speaker 3: He's got a bigger tool.

884
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: I just think it would be a how would you

885
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,720
Speaker 1: explain that to the locker room? Hey, you're on our team,

886
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: but in big situations, I don't think you're good enough.

887
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 1: You're not gonna hit. No, we're gonna bring you out

888
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:16,280
Speaker 1: so corny and stupid. This better not happened in our lifetime.

889
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 2: First of all, there was no changes to baseball for

890
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 2: like one hundred years, and since we've been alive, and

891
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 2: actually since we graduated from college, there's.

892
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: Been like fifteen I do love the pitch count. The

893
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,720
Speaker 1: pitchclock is amazing.

894
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 2: Pitchers no longer hitting bigger bases, bigger dicks. And I

895
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 2: will say, I don't like cupcakes on the hands so

896
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 2: they can slide in better.

897
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: You can, I get that, no injuries. I don't like

898
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: that the pitchers don't hit because it takes a lot

899
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: of the strategy of out of when to remove a

900
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 1: picture from the game, because are you gonna.

901
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 3: Let him hit?

902
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,720
Speaker 1: If he's dealing, he's hit, he's throwing six shutout innings,

903
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: but the bases are loaded. It's a zero zero game.

904
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: Do you leave men? Do you not leave men to hit?

905
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I liked that aspect of it.

906
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 2: But how comical, right, how comical was it when pitchers

907
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 2: would come up.

908
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 1: It's funny. But then when Carrie Wood or someone would

909
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: that could actually hit and hit bombs in the playoffs,

910
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 1: it was awesome.

911
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 2: Bartman year or the year before, dude, I'll never forget

912
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 2: when Carrie Wood had a home run onto Waveland.

913
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: I was in ye.

914
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 2: Sophomore in high school. Me and my brother watched. I

915
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 2: was like, holy shit, holy shit, Carrie Wood just hit.

916
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:16,720
Speaker 3: A home run.

917
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 1: Amazing the way one.

918
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 3: It's God.

919
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: But no, guess what, he would never get to do

920
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: that because the goldld that, Oh, we're not gonna back

921
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: carry Wood here, We're gonna bring up Sammy swinging and

922
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,399
Speaker 1: everything and out of the strike zone.

923
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 2: So so.

924
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 1: I absolutely it can't happen. I do like I do

925
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 1: like the extra innings where a runner starts on second base,

926
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: because we do not need not if you.

927
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 2: Got an under good God, it used to be guaranteed

928
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 2: and under would be okay, dude, with the guy on

929
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,439
Speaker 2: base there, any time it goes to the extra inning

930
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 2: is gonna be two runs or for sure a run.

931
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 1: I understand, but I'm saying I don't need twenty any

932
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 1: games in the regular season. It's too much. But the

933
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 1: pitch clock, everything but this golden bat. Please, for the

934
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: love of God, for the love of God, Rob Manfree,

935
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: if you do this, you are the dumbest commission in

936
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: the history of all the sports. Absolutely stupid. It can't

937
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 1: have any support.

938
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 2: There is we talk about it and say it doesn't

939
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 2: it sound more normal?

940
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't sound normal at all.

941
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 2: The Golden Bat.

942
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: Oh good god, I mean, hey man, yeah, we got

943
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 1: so get out of here.

944
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 2: I mean, the Golden Bat is just gonna be the

945
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 2: O Tawnis of the world. Judge, you're bringing up your

946
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 2: guy with the biggest bat.

947
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 1: Yes, and I just I don't like it. I don't know,

948
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: maybe I'm crazy. Anything else you want to talking about?

949
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, college football playoffs?

950
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: What are you gonna talk We already talked about it.

951
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 1: There's nothing else to talk about.

952
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 2: These balls get Ohio State, justin versus Ray and base

953
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 2: There's other big things to talk about.

954
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,280
Speaker 1: There's gonna be games this weekend, so it's gonna change

955
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:56,240
Speaker 1: right right.

956
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 2: But here's gonna be and Justin were saying, why does

957
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 2: all Army not have a seat at the table. They're

958
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 2: defending our country. Can they not get a.

959
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,919
Speaker 1: Bid because the one team they played, they got boat

960
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: race put Army in. Okay, they get beat by seventy

961
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: They got beat by seventy by no no name, dude.

962
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 1: They played one team and they got freaking absolutely sodomized. Oh.

963
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: Speaking of Justin, he texted me the other night because you, guys,

964
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 1: pulled off the miracle of all miracles in fantasy. You

965
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:32,879
Speaker 1: hadn't joke you. You're down by like fifteen, and then joke

966
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: you has two touchdowns in the first freaking half. I

967
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: mean he only had thirty yards, but two tds right

968
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,399
Speaker 1: there in the first half, and Justin text me where

969
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 1: the hell is this? Text god? It was funny. Man,

970
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: this dude he lives and dies. And then he went

971
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: crazy on the Facebook page.

972
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 2: Guys, this is just real quick. This is just what

973
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 2: Justin had to say about the College Football Playoff. This

974
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 2: is very important. He said, Georgia somehow makes it in

975
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 2: with five losses, and I said, yes, they're in. Bama

976
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 2: also is in with five losses. And then Justin said,

977
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 2: over an undefeated army squad who protects our nation under

978
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 2: God invisible, with liberty and justice for all they need

979
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 2: to be in you kinda put Army in the CFP, Dude,

980
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:24,280
Speaker 2: I mean the Army versus Georgia like nineteen to ten.

981
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, fantasy football is like a toxic relationship.

982
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 2: It's toxic. It's like it's a drug fueled relationship.

983
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: Is it really is? You try to get away and

984
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: you keep coming back and it treats you so bad

985
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: most of the time and just beats you down, and

986
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 1: you're like, oh no, it's gonna get better. I can

987
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,760
Speaker 1: change it. I can change it, and it never damn changes.

988
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: And I felt so bad for Jeremy Griffith, who you

989
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: were playing this week, because in joking you, there's no

990
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 1: way you should have won down by sixteen or seventeen points.

991
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 2: It was a miracle. We were out of the playoffs.

992
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 2: And jok who had to score like sixteen two touchdowns.

993
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 2: It was virtually mathematically, astronomically impossible for us to win

994
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 2: at fantasy within Djoku and he for some reason caught

995
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 2: two touchdown passes. They had no rushing touchdowns. Jamis Winston

996
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 2: threw four tugs, and yes, we won in fantasy. Mathematically

997
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 2: we are already in the playoffs, even though there's another

998
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 2: week and all that to say this justin fantasy. Yes,

999
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 2: let's be real, guys, we don't get to the Endjoku,

1000
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 2: if the Josh Allen.

1001
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: What's his name, Josh Allen?

1002
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, if he doesn't score three touchdowns on one play

1003
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 2: he got credit for two passing touchdowns. He got credit

1004
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 2: for a receiving touchdown, and he got great credit for

1005
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:42,720
Speaker 2: a rushing.

1006
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 1: Touchdown because he did have a rushing touchdown. He did

1007
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: have a passing touchdown.

1008
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 2: Guys, in what world does a player get two touchdowns

1009
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 2: on one play? That in joku doesn't happen if the

1010
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 2: scoring system is it not? Nay, I'm not saying in

1011
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 2: wu box. I'm saying overall in fantasy, we gave a

1012
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 2: quarterback two touchdowns on one play. I'll hang up and listen.

1013
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 1: I mean, you give a receiver a touchdown for the

1014
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: and a quarterback a touchdown when they throw it to him,

1015
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 1: So why if you throw it to yourself?

1016
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,399
Speaker 2: I never thought that, good boy.

1017
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: But here's the post after an in joke, you scores

1018
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: his second touchdown. The abusive relationship Jeremy Griffith's posts. All

1019
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,720
Speaker 1: I needed to beat Sisan Ray Mundo was the Browns

1020
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: to brown and the joke you did not score sixteen

1021
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 1: points covered that in the first half, no reason to

1022
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: watch the second half. Congrats on first in the division, coach, Ray,

1023
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: not Justin Ray. Justin gets on there and he replies,

1024
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 1: and he says, he took it down. Why do you

1025
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: take it down? Why did Justin take it down.

1026
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 2: He might have been wine heavy. Good God, he took

1027
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 2: it down.

1028
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1029
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 2: He said something like f you, Jeremy Griffin, where I.

1030
00:46:56,440 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: Was like, I don't need your congratulations for the Coach

1031
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: of the year. All I need to know is that

1032
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: we put you sleep to sleep early.

1033
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 2: Good night. You told him good night, that he headed.

1034
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 1: And then he headed to bed, and then there's no more.

1035
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: It's gone, though, and you wrote I woke up. Saul

1036
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: Brown's thirty two points was shocked by that. Open to

1037
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: ESPN box score saw four Jamis touchdowns, shocking again, immediately

1038
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: wide awake. Then scroll down and see no running back touchdown,

1039
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: not one. Immediately I knew in joke, you got the

1040
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 1: two tugs. Scrolled down and sure enough a miracle in

1041
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 1: the flyover States had happened while I rested. Thanks man,

1042
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 1: that was a class by Jeremy Griffith. He is great, dude.

1043
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I think he's a principal. And here here's

1044
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 1: the thing I'm gonna tell you about it. I know

1045
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: this league. I'm gonna talk about other leagues. I'm out

1046
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: of my guillotine league because I started out the week

1047
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: twenty four from Keenan Allen on Thursday. Then ceedee lamb

1048
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: does nothing and then the team just did nothing. But

1049
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: that does matter. This is how cruel fantasy is. And

1050
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: another league I'm in with batter's box and people we

1051
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: grew up.

1052
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 3: With, what if everybody that's a batter's box.

1053
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,720
Speaker 1: It was a miracle I got even close to coming

1054
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: back with in joke, you and I had Devon Veiley.

1055
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 1: He only had one catch, but in joke you has

1056
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 1: one play. On that last drive eight or nine yards,

1057
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: they throw it to him, He's wide open on the sideline,

1058
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: turns to go upfield. He dropped the damn ball. I

1059
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 1: lose by point foward to batter's box. In another league,

1060
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: I'm eliminated from the playoffs.

1061
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 2: Dude, you know how many times Jay Flowers, we have,

1062
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 2: Zay and Lamar. Jackson drops a pass and it hits

1063
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,760
Speaker 2: him in the chest. Bateman drops a pass, hits Lamar.

1064
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 2: Hit so many guys in the chest and they dropped

1065
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 2: the balls. Oh the other league, they remember that. When

1066
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 2: you're at the Sore Losers convention and you're betting Ravens

1067
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 2: in the playoffs, remember that Bateman has Ham hands, Zay

1068
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 2: Flowers as ham hands, and Mark Andrews is a ham

1069
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 2: handed fuck. Well.

1070
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 1: The other league I'm in with Garrett Greg Jacob chess day.

1071
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm playing the first place team, Jacob. I'm battling. I

1072
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 1: win this game, playoffs, baby playoffs. If I lose it, eliminated.

1073
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 1: He has the din' ver d oh. I'm up by

1074
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:18,760
Speaker 1: one point.

1075
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:19,760
Speaker 2: I know what happened.

1076
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 1: I'm up by one point. There's a minute thirty left

1077
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: on the clock. I'm up by one point with a

1078
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: minute thirty left on the clock.

1079
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:31,800
Speaker 2: That's a bad beat. Pick six they were betters lost

1080
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 2: on that too. If I guess the line was six

1081
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,240
Speaker 2: and a half, you gave them a winner at minus six.

1082
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 2: I did, But then Vegas the line up, switching to

1083
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 2: six and a half, and I guess they said millions

1084
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 2: of dollars switched hands on that interception, and I'm eliminated

1085
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 2: from the playoffs.

1086
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 1: I mean, fantasy football is the most toxic thing.

1087
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 2: I do, and our fantasy football though, it's a bad luck.

1088
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 2: But pretty sure you batters bocked me and justin all

1089
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 2: made the playoffs, not me.

1090
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: Two teams ahead of me going into the last week,

1091
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,879
Speaker 1: two teams handed me going into the last week. That's

1092
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: what I mean by it's a toxic relationship. Man. Sorry,

1093
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: I hate fantasy football. I mean I may I may

1094
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 1: need to take a year off from it. It's just

1095
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 1: it's it's awful. We'll take a break, we'll bright back.

1096
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,320
Speaker 1: We're just gonna read a couple of emails because people,

1097
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: I guess people play keino.

1098
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:23,280
Speaker 3: Dudes.

1099
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: I had no idea.

1100
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 2: Oh this can be great.

1101
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 1: Hey, coachers, I hope you're doing well.

1102
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 2: I'm a levib. I hope you're doing well.

1103
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 1: I'm a forty one year old degenerate who will dabble

1104
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: in keno game every time I'm in Vegas. The machines

1105
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 1: are at the bar, offer video poker slots and keino.

1106
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,959
Speaker 1: You can sit there, get free drinks regularly, and play

1107
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 1: keno for twenty five cents to a dollar a hand.

1108
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: Keino is basically the lottery and you can hit big

1109
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 1: off a minimal bet. If you like to drink, watch sports,

1110
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 1: and want to stretch your money out, then you should

1111
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:00,120
Speaker 1: definitely visit the machines at the bar and play a

1112
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: video poker or keno. Also, y'all need to play face

1113
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 1: up pie gal at least once in your life. Degenerate

1114
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 1: Jesse y.

1115
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 2: Okay Oh, I did hear that Dana White won like

1116
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 2: eight million playing Bachharat?

1117
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, unreal.

1118
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 2: We need to learn pie Gal and Bakharat.

1119
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, But do they teach you how

1120
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: to play pie Gal if you're there?

1121
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're real understanding in Vegas when you're trying to

1122
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 2: learn games.

1123
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is another one, Coachers, I'm a listener from

1124
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: day one, haven't missed a podcast and listen to every

1125
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 1: listen even to pulling the names out of the fantasy.

1126
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 2: Set the coach, are you drunk as fuck?

1127
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: Hey? Delete? Hey? Edit this out? Coachers, I'm a listener

1128
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: from day one and haven't missed a podcast and listen

1129
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: even the pulling of the names from for fantasy football,

1130
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 1: even though I don't put my name in the hat.

1131
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 1: And yes, Ray, I have no life and sitting in

1132
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 1: an office all day, so I have nothing but time.

1133
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 1: But anyways, I am thirty six and not ninety. But

1134
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 1: my boyfriend and I love Yeah, I love playing Keno.

1135
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 1: We play every time we go out for drinks. We

1136
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 1: have won four hundred and ten dollars a couple of

1137
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 1: times by getting all five of the numbers. All you

1138
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: do is pick the numbers you think are going to

1139
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 1: come out. The more numbers you pick correct, the more money.

1140
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,720
Speaker 1: Love the pod. Please don't cancel my downloading of the pod.

1141
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:22,720
Speaker 1: Go Browns, Go Calves, Katie Burton Burlin.

1142
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold your nuts. So how does she bet Keino?

1143
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,399
Speaker 2: They live in Vegas?

1144
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: I know it sounds like she lives in Cleveland because

1145
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: it says go Browns, Go Calves. Maybe they it's legal there.

1146
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1147
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: So you just pick five numbers and then wins the

1148
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: game over immediately. It's just like lottery.

1149
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 2: But right away.

1150
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, I.

1151
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,760
Speaker 2: Knew how to play the whole damn time. Oh all right, kidding.

1152
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 2: You ever been to uh what's that one? Up the room?

1153
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 1: The mint?

1154
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 2: I've never been so little games you're forced to load

1155
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 2: the dumbest shit.

1156
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: I never played Keno.

1157
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 2: Man, it's oh cool. I just pick five numbers.

1158
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, everybody, have a great Wednesday. We're out

1159
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: of here.

1160
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 2: Also, can we do can we play publics? We go

1161
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 2: play Keno? Right now? You go can't play Keno?

1162
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: Maybe i'd even go dry Keno. Maybe maybe I'll go

1163
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:13,799
Speaker 1: up to Hi there.

1164
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 2: I'll take a gallon of milk and some Keino. How

1165
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 2: are you doing happy holiday.

1166
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm here to play the Keno game.

1167
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, look at you like you're an addict.

1168
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, all right, man, have a great Wednesday.

1169
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,839
Speaker 1: We're out. Oh man, have.

1170
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,720
Speaker 2: You ever tried to turn in a couple scratchers at publics?

1171
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 2: Not just calling them out, but any in grocery store,

1172
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 2: gas station? Yeah, they're act like you're doing them a disservice.

1173
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 2: First of all, the gas station, please please tell me

1174
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 2: the exact amount of your scratch offs. We have to

1175
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 2: know that we have the money first before we are

1176
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 2: allowed to give you your payoff. Okay, buddy, I'm literally giving

1177
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 2: you two little diamond Christmas tree scratchers that are worth

1178
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 2: two dollars, like you guys don't have four dollars cash

1179
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 2: or cash light. And then you go to publics, you

1180
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 2: hand them one, they're perfectly fine. They scant give you money.

1181
00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 2: Hit them to find give your money, dude. Once you do,

1182
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:01,920
Speaker 2: after like five, they sure go.

1183
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 3: Peep peep.

1184
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 2: And then also there's like people coming in like that

1185
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 2: are delivering stuff, so they're actually like kind of busy

1186
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 2: with something. And then you feel like you're you know,

1187
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 2: and like giving them a burden. So you're like, Okay,

1188
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 2: maybe I just won't turn scratchers anymore. I was keeping

1189
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 2: them in my drawerd.

1190
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 1: I want to get lunch yesterday, and I go to

1191
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:26,479
Speaker 1: the restaurant, this little order at the counter, and the

1192
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:27,439
Speaker 1: girl goes, what do you want?

1193
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:30,800
Speaker 2: No pleasant trees?

1194
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:35,959
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's it? Yeah? Would I are you getting

1195
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 1: a drink?

1196
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 2: No?

1197
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 1: Ten dollars? Thank you? Bye? All right? Cool? Sorry, I

1198
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: didn't mean to inconvenience you.

1199
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,280
Speaker 2: And at what point does rude not be funny anymore?

1200
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 2: In that instance, it was just rude, rude.

1201
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 1: But on the Southwest I kind of like, I mean,

1202
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 1: she was too busy, she was on TikTok right when

1203
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,319
Speaker 1: I walked up, she had to put the phone down.

1204
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 2: Love that. Yeah. On the Southwest plain way home, the

1205
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 2: lady goes, all right, we're here to get your bags,

1206
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 2: get off my flight. I mean, at what point is

1207
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,280
Speaker 2: that not funny to be that rude?

1208
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 1: That's kind of funny.

1209
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 2: And then she goes, if you have a connecting flight,

1210
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:10,879
Speaker 2: we really don't care.

1211
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 1: I kind of find it that funny.

1212
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 2: Maybe I was just home over because I actually this kind

1213
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 2: of things like that. I got a worker better than

1214
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 2: that story. Oh I'm at the shoe place, and I'm like, hey,

1215
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 2: years ago, I prepped it for the big show. It's

1216
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 2: never made. It's pretty damn good.

1217
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 1: You want to save it?

1218
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 2: No, it's just funny. Quick I get these shoes, Like

1219
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 2: I finally got like a pair of suede shoes. I

1220
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 2: don't damn no, I've worn them zero times the last year.

1221
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 2: But I get them and she gives me this cleaning

1222
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 2: product for it. Bro, I don't know about this cleaning product.

1223
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 2: I had a clean swede. What am I supposed to do?

1224
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 3: Jacket off?

1225
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:44,439
Speaker 1: Spray it all over?

1226
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 2: Foam it all over my face?

1227
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 3: I have no idea.

1228
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 2: I asked the girl. It's like a gen zer.

1229
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,359
Speaker 1: I go, hey, how do you do this?

1230
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:50,800
Speaker 2: Foam?

1231
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 1: I just bought this little product for the suede and

1232
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 1: she goes.

1233
00:55:53,680 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 2: I don't know, YouTube it, Coach. It's her store, But

1234
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:06,479
Speaker 2: you know what, She's right, I guess I'll just YouTube it.

1235
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:08,240
Speaker 1: Coach.

1236
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 2: I was like, what the hell has happened to Jens?

1237
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 2: You know what, You're right, I'll just YouTube what a worker?

1238
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 2: How did they find you? I don't know, dumb ass?

1239
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:20,880
Speaker 2: YouTube it?

1240
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 3: Hey?

1241
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 1: What what what was your training?

1242
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:23,839
Speaker 3: Uh?

1243
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 1: Did you guys go through a class.

1244
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 2: Now.

1245
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 1: They just told us, any question, YouTube.

1246
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:31,320
Speaker 2: It, bro. If you gonna saw me The Spirit of

1247
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 2: Christmas a year ago, I'm so happy, so excited. Okay, great, great, okay,

1248
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 2: so yeah, but how do I put the spray on

1249
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:41,479
Speaker 2: and stuff like that? I don't know. YouTube it any money.

1250
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, well that's fun, that's fun.

1251
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,840
Speaker 1: Yeah people, Hey society.

1252
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 2: Man basers like, she's right. Just YouTube it.

1253
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, sore Losers Convention. If you want to know what

1254
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 1: it's like, YouTube it or just go to sorelarser dot

1255
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 1: com buy tickets.

1256
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 2: Hey, man, what was it convention like last year?

1257
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: Here?

1258
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, YouTube it?

1259
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 1: Oh man, all real, we're going home, dude. I'm tired,