WEBVTT - Gotta Piccata!: Episode 98 with Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.360 Hey everybody, thanks watching this week's episode. We want to 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:03.520 promote where you can see us. 0:00:03.600 --> 0:00:06.320 For tickets, go to Joe gottoofficial dot com to see 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:10.719 all my door dates. For Steve's go to punch up 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:15.360 dot Live backslash Steve hyphen burn that's beat. 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:18.360 Why r I need? He makes it super easy to 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:23.920 find him. And now onto the episode. 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:29.560 Wear a ticket money. 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:32.960 We're rolling. 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:35.360 Now, we're gonna ride our first commercial. We got our 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:38.479 first commercial here. We do a sponsor, which is excellent. 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:41.760 Do you like comfort? 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I'm Steve Burne and we are here. 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:29.160 With a brand new episode of Two Cool Moms. Thank you, Stevie. 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:32.200 You look great, pal. It's a nice comfortable shirt you 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:32.520 got me. 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:36.000 Well, here's another time you got me. I wore that's 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:39.200 what shirt. I loved it. I ordered it. It was pink, 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:41.959 and it comes it's like an off purple, and you go, 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:45.640 that's not a good color on you. I go, okay, 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:49.720 and then you're like, I'll take it, and I said okay, 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:52.440 and then I literally went out. That same day, he 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:55.600 went to Todd Snyder down in, uh, you know, here 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:58.720 in New York, and I got this new powder baby 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:02.760 blue one. I'll wear this today. And look who's wearing 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:06.200 my old sweatshirt, my old friend. I didn't even know 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:08.600 you're gonna wear that. That's so funny that you were what. 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:10.520 I will say this, It does look great on you. 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:11.720 I told you. It definitely looks better on me. 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:12.680 It definitely looks great. 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:15.280 Yeah, yeah, for sure. I'm just saying that the blue 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:17.119 looks way better than this ard on you. 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:18.880 But you're that friend. You're that friend that will tell 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:20.080 you just a straight shooter. 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:20.880 That's what we do here. 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:24.119 In the deep recesses of my subconscious I'm like I'm 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:25.880 not really, this is not the color I wanted, and 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:27.640 I don't think it looks good on me, and I 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:30.040 never I never thought anything beyond that. And you're the 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:31.959 one that will pry it out going, Yeah you don't 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:32.359 look good at. 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:35.640 It, pride or just pounded in. 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:38.720 Well, you literally come out and say it. Yeah. 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:40.840 No, I think I think it's important to, you know, 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:43.240 let your friends know, because there's nothing worse than that 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:44.480 you see yourself in a picture and you're like, that 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:45.760 doesn't look good on me, and you're with all your 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:46.440 friends in a picture. 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:47.720 You ever had that happened? 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:53.080 Yeah, this podcast when we interviewed Colby, that's the heaviest 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:55.480 I've ever been in my life. Really heaviest I've ever 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:57.680 been in my life. Wow. And then I saw the 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:01.040 one we did the Zoom Pittsburgh, and I was kind 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:02.760 of getting together, but it was super early in the morning. 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:05.960 I was to the LEUMUSX Fantasy Camp and since the 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:09.680 Colby episode, I've lost ten eleven pounds. 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:10.200 Nice. 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:14.760 Yeah, we were calling you Kobe Beef for that one. 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:17.080 How was he? How was the thing? 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:23.160 Why do the Leviu Fantasy camp was an amazing experience? 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:24.400 Is that what you lost all the pounds because you 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:25.240 were actually doing well. 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:27.120 I lost all the weight, but then I got regimented 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:31.120 with my diet and stopped eating after seven o'clock, which 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:33.360 is like, you know, it's a pitfall for any comic 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:34.320 on the road, of course. 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:35.480 But I want to take a time out here talking 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:38.640 me about this camp thing, because you were exercising and 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:40.320 skating a lot, and you were able to do it 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:42.760 without dying, which is very impressive. 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:45.240 Without dying. Yes, I did not die, no death. 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:48.440 You went straight from Nashville was a big fat bastard 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:51.120 to that and you went right off the States. 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:52.200 They just put you on skating. 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:53.200 I am your friend. 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:56.640 They're like, oh my god, do you remember. 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:59.120 When you do you remember the video game NHL Hockey 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:02.280 for for Nintendo when you could build your guy and 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:04.120 you can make him bigger. I feel like that's what 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:06.120 happened to you at the Limue camp. They're like, make 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:08.200 him fatter, he'll be the who checks really well. 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:10.600 Feed him. And then you went there and they'd be, oh, no, 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:12.840 let's slim him up, make him a faster stainer. Yeah 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:13.240 that's great. 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:15.560 Yeah, it worked out. It was one of those things 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:19.040 where you know the fantasy camp is basically Mario Lemieux. 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:21.839 You know, I believe this is the greatest hockey player 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:27.000 of all time. Stat's say he's second to Gretzky. You know, 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:29.520 overcame cancer, et cetera, et cetera, and due to his 0:04:29.640 --> 0:04:33.120 cancer and him coming out the other end, thank God 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:36.560 with it, he created the Maril Lumux Foundation, which raises 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:39.560 money for cancer research and they put in wings in 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:44.920 children's hospitals to make it make kids stays a little 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:49.000 better while they're dealing with cancer. Right, So, over the 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:51.880 years I've gotten to know them, I've become immersed in them. 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:54.240 We do the comedy Jam every summer in Pittsburgh to 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:55.320 raise money for them. 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:57.480 Which is coming. It was just tickets on sale now. 0:04:57.520 --> 0:04:59.640 Actually tickets are on sale now and that is the 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:02.279 data is July July eighteen eighteenth. 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:04.480 So I'm going to be there, is going to be there. 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:07.520 Q's going to be there, Yes, and then You're going 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:10.200 to be there, and then you're gonna You're. 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:12.320 Gonna be there. And then we have some other friends that. 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:14.559 Are Frankie cynics. Yeah, people have done my favorite solo 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:17.680 fit uh Lacelarabie a great comic. And then my good 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:20.880 friend Brendan Wayne, who plays the Mandalorian, the day to 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:22.400 day guy. He's gonna be doing a meet and greet, 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:25.880 so if anybody has stuff they want signed or whatever like, 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:30.120 he'll be in the lobby taking pictures for for people. 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:31.920 I don't know what I've planned yet for this one, 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:33.919 but every year i've I've brought the thunder, so I. 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:36.360 Got you brought figure. I would say more than the thunder, 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:40.080 but it's raining men, is how I describe you. You 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:43.800 shocked me with an appearance of William Hung last year, 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:47.160 which floored me. William Hung said, can you feel love tonight? 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:48.720 From Ryan King. 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:51.360 I don't know wan to do this year. I'm gonna 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:51.680 figure out. 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:56.160 And you orchestrated the encore. We had this Steelers drum 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:59.640 line come out, and you came out to a full on, 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:08.279 full gear drum drum gear. Uh Gwen Stefani's banana hallo 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:10.560 back girl, that's right with with the drum, which. 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:12.440 Was like and I needed the baton. That was fantastic. 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:15.480 I mean with Walliam Hung, I fell to the ground laughing, 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:17.520 and then this one I fell to the ground laughing 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:21.520 even harder because you were you are like full on 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:24.800 method actor. You commit to the bit and there's. 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:28.960 No necessarily fit me well either for the comedy. But 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:31.520 it was great for comedy and also kind off my circulation. 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:32.119 I got lighted. 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:35.360 But it's weird, you said, Bessie loved it for your anniversary. 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:37.760 It was great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I brought the beat, 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:42.680 but we did that. It was a drum so. 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:53.960 Versus so Yes. Tickets on sale now Friday, July teenth, 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:55.880 Rivers Casino, or you go to Punch Up Dot Live 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:59.160 on my page and it's right there. But Rivers Casino, Pittsburgh. 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:00.520 Tickets runs right now. 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:01.840 All proceeds go to charity. 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:05.039 All proceeds go to charity. And it's always sold out. 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:08.080 It'll sell it this year again, and it's a it's 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:10.600 a great comedy experience. As you've seen the show, I 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:12.320 think most people don't know what the comedy Jam is. 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.680 The comedy Jam is a show where comedians come out, 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:17.360 you do fifteen minutes of material, then you sing a 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:20.240 song of joyce with a live band. And what did 0:07:20.280 --> 0:07:21.600 you do the first first year? 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:26.600 I did forget you? I see low Green and you 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:27.960 had Yes and. 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:30.800 I had kid Yes like party City right right, I 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:32.720 got the big letters F and you, and I brought 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:34.680 out the confetti canons and then I hired people to 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:37.160 come out and start shooting and throwing confetti all over. 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:37.840 Well. 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:40.880 Then this year when William Hung sang can you fee 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:42.000 the Loft and I you. 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:44.120 Had had a party city again, and I made them 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:46.440 get blow up animal costumes and it was a giraffe, 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:49.120 it was a lying in a zebra, and they were 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:52.239 going around and saying yes in character. 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:55.239 Yeah, I mean you you fall on commit. I remember 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:57.400 that first year too, when you did see Little Green. 0:07:57.520 --> 0:07:59.880 You had Jiggy out there dance and you're out there 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:02.640 ans and you're singing, You're all in, You're fully committed. 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:06.800 The whole audience is crazy. And because you commit so 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:10.200 much and you had all these extra activities going on, 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:15.080 Sal was after you and he was like, oh no, no, no, no, 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:18.000 no no no, And Sal's just gonna sing yeah, which 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:20.040 would be normally fine for anybody else. 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:20.960 Right then I think you're. 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:24.880 Saying you want to dance with somebody by Yeah he did, okay, 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:26.480 he did great. Yeah, but it's it's a tough fact 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:28.360 to follow. And then you're like, I think, what would 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:28.920 you last this year. 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:30.800 I'm like, you should put me last, Like how William 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:31.800 Hunk coming? You didn't know? 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:34.000 I had no idea, So yeah, so that we should 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:37.120 guys come out as if you're in Pittsburgh area, it's fun, 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:38.360 or if you want to make a trip out of it, 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:39.200 it's a great weekend. 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.680 So yeah, we're gonna do it up. And then I 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:44.480 did the Fantasy Camp and that's where Lemieux brings all 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:49.120 these Hall of famers out, and then you have like 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:51.520 me who's doing a stand up show, and then you 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:54.920 have all these campers that are there to support the 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:58.080 Lemoux Foundation. They pay a pretty penny to be there, 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:01.440 but for five days you're you're treated like a professional athlete. 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:04.160 You're playing a PPG arena where the Penguins play. You're 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:07.040 given your own locker, you have laundry service, you have 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:10.280 equipment managers, you have full on trainers. I was doing 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:12.520 the cold plunge and hot plunge after games. 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:14.360 The hot plunges like. 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:18.559 A teapot, well, you you made a pop lunch, just 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:19.079 not a thing. 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:22.760 A hot plunge is basically a jacuzzi you met. 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:26.360 It's a super hot AaTh I think it's like over 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:29.160 it's like a hundred sum and you're sitting there for 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:31.560 four minutes. Then you go in the cold plunge for 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:34.760 two and you do that back and forth three times. 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:35.920 Oh my god, So I. 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:38.439 Did that and it accelerates your circulation. 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:41.160 There's care of inflammation. Guys, you have inflammation problems, Cold 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:41.960 plunge is the way to go. 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:43.280 I've heard are you making this up? 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:45.360 No, I've heard that from people for real, for about 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:50.320 cold plunge. Don't do it. I'm very inflamed. I'm Johnny. 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:53.400 I'm Johnny Brow. I'm flaming on. That's I'm very inflanting. 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:55.040 I am. There's nothing can help this flame. 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:57.280 You. You hope to be right. You hope to be 0:09:57.280 --> 0:10:00.599 inflamed every pri parade, right like I, I'm flaming in 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:01.479 some capacity. 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:02.400 I burned bright. 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:04.800 Let's just say there's no breaking down this inflammation, no 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:07.280 amount of stopping the dis mission. 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:11.840 But we did that, and then because of that, I 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:14.880 lost I lost a pretty nice chunk of weight. 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:16.320 I will say, it's fun to be able to see 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:17.120 your jaw line, buddy. 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:20.160 Yeah, well this is it's the gizzard, that's. 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:22.080 When it comes out. It's nice. That's because you definitely have. 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.160 You have a cheekbone, which we normally don't get to 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:26.120 see that much. If you look at some of the clips, 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:27.959 you get the cheekbone to the jaw line. You have 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:29.080 a strong drawl. It's nice. 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:29.840 You should taking. 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:31.040 Apples coming back here you go. 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:33.839 Yeah, it just hides behind some Jersey mics and chicken. 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:37.240 And you're a problem on the road. That's the thing. 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:40.520 That's what you're around me anymore. I've noticed. I've noticed 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:41.640 you have been on the road me forever. 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.079 It's been a minute that people have talked. You surprised 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:44.679 me in Vegas? 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:48.200 I did. You don't surprise me anyway, You never surprised me. 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:50.559 I have to come to you. I well, oh, that's 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:51.840 surprised Vegas fun. 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:56.040 I have to work. You have you you can leisurely 0:10:56.120 --> 0:11:00.120 just say nah myself like I'm out here working. I'm 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:01.000 gonna do this for myself. 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:02.800 I was in Vegas for work and I popped in. 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:05.360 But listen you, that was really fun. You wouldn't see 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:06.040 me coming in Vegas. 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:06.400 That's right. 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:09.160 You. I'm in the middle of the show. 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:11.840 And J be Chemical Comedy Club where you could sketch 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:14.360 Steve Burn twice a year twice a month. 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:16.080 Twice a month. Here's the great thing about Joe though 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:19.880 anybody else, they'd sit in the back, they'd wait for 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:22.000 a joke to end. They'd be like, well, I'm gonna 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:25.680 wait to the punchline. Joe. Literally, you just see him 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:28.240 storming up. You got a very distinct walk. Can you 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:30.679 just walk right up? Doesn't matter what bit a miliment off, 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:34.040 doesn't matter. You just walk right up, grab a microphone, 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:36.439 and now you're part of the show and the audience. 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.439 It's so funny because it takes the audience like maybe 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:42.720 five seconds like hold on, wait, who is this? Whoa 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:45.040 and then the place goes crazy. 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:47.760 Yeah, it's very fun. It's very fun. I have a 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:49.679 good time with the pop and stuff. It's always so great. 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:51.520 I actually just got to do Doctor. 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:53.360 Phil Live in Minneapolis with Adam Rant. 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:55.079 Adam is such a great show. If it's in your town, 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:57.040 check it out. Yeah, he does such a such a 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:59.360 good show. But it was just fun to like because 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:01.960 he doesn't announce the guests, so the way you find 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:03.880 it out is if you're in the room. Sure in 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:05.640 the place a rupted, which is always good. It's nice 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:07.320 to feel the love from people. But my fairy thing 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:07.599 about that. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:09.760 I didn't even look. I was watching you. I just like, 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:12.480 watch your face realize it's me like, no. 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:14.520 Hold on, are you doing this? It's great because then 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:17.480 it's like, you know, you're normally doing a show, which 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:19.440 is always fun, but then it's like, oh, now I 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:21.360 get to have fun. You know you're there to service 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:23.560 the audience. But but let me ask you, when you 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:26.360 do your show is obviously they're paying to see you. 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:29.600 When you do something like Doctor Phil and you walk 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:32.599 out and you hear that reception and you've done it 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:34.520 a few other times and some other things you told 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:37.000 me about, But what's that like to know that there's 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:39.280 like the element of surprise. I love that, and you're 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:40.360 still hearing that adoration. 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:41.960 I love that. I do well Adam. 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:44.319 Adam's got some crossover too, because like he was with 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:45.560 South for a while. But like when I went and 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:48.200 did Matt Rice's show, He's at De Lago up and 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:49.800 i'll say New York, and he was like, hey, you 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:51.240 should just come out whatever, and I was like, I 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:52.680 don't know how big of you know? 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:54.079 So I when I went up. 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:56.079 There and everybody went to that, it's like, oh, that's 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:58.640 really like you feel like, you know, people who like 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:01.360 comedy know you, not just fans of the insider world. 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:03.920 So it's nice to see like outside of your immediate 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:06.520 world when you're just in the comedy, you know, shows 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:09.440 and scenes, it's a different fun thing. 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:12.520 Even the love I get on different podcasts. 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:14.040 That we go on, you know, on the like I 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:16.040 was just ad that's a long ago the Tiger Belly 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:18.320 with Bobby Lee, which I had never done, so to 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:19.880 sit down with him and then instead read all the 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:22.559 comments of being like, oh, you know, I didn't know 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:23.559 them this way, you know. 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:25.800 Before like people just get exposure and you read the 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:28.360 show and stuff. So it's fun. 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:30.800 I really enjoy this part of this journey for me 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:32.720 now because I never had that. It was always self 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:35.720 created self I think, you know. We're recording this today 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:39.760 on March fourth, and today, twenty five years ago was 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:41.720 the first day I ever performed live with the boys. 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:45.520 Five years ago March fourth, two thousand, we did a 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:48.280 show at the Producers Club, an improv comedy show, the 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:51.280 Ten to Loins Present Wow, and it was ours. The 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:53.240 name of the first show I forget was Espionage, I 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:56.280 think was the name of it. And we did a 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:59.760 live show for the first time ever, and it's twenty 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:02.240 five years and it's still doing it and it really 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:04.280 I reflected today about it, and I was like, this 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:06.960 is really cool that this journey is still burning bright 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:07.200 for me. 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:10.680 So you remember that date specifically specifically? Yeah, and have 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:12.800 you did you do a little text chain this morning? 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:16.040 Like, yeah, guys, MR started it off because somebody stole 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:19.160 We lost the tape of it because we recorded all 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:19.880 of our shows. 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:21.440 And somebody stole the campaign from the back. 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:23.080 Somebody came up it was a good show and walked 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:25.240 down at the same moment we all realized it and 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:27.120 it was a fifty person theater and it was both 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:30.920 basically mainly friends and family. So sad was like somebody 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:32.840 stole a camera and everybody ran out and hit the 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:33.960 streets like trying to find it was. 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:35.400 All gone forever. 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:36.680 How was that show? 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:40.120 Oh, it was insanity. It was probably terrible. I don't remember. 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:41.680 It was an improv show, you know, we were doing 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:44.440 as a family, But I remember a big last but 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:46.960 I think what they were was just I remember enjoying 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:47.640 the night very much. 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:50.520 It was unbelievable. Now with the two shows both sold out, 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.520 fifty people each, Yeah, which is great. Where was it 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:55.800 at again, it was at the Producers Club. We always rented. 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:59.600 Yeah, we always rented our own spaces and shows, and 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:01.720 I think like a couple of times we ended up. 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:03.080 Like owing twenty bucks. 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:07.000 But those shows we crushed. It was two sold out nights. 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:09.760 I think we made one hundred dollars each, which is 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:12.760 really cool. And yeah, it was just it just like 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:16.240 my whole journey has been starting today twenty five years before. 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:18.360 That's dude, well congratulations, thank you. 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:20.560 And then tonight I get to perform live with you. 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:22.560 We're doing our live to cool Wops. 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:34.400 Yeah, we're gonna lose a hundred bucks, but dude, what 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:36.640 what an amazing journey. And I think it's like, what 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:39.120 do you think about when you go back in time? 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:42.320 Because when I recollect, I always think those early years, 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:44.680 my first four or five years are so romantic to me, 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:47.400 of course, because it's like meeting a girl for the 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:50.400 first time, and it's like it's like all the things 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:52.880 you want to do, wouldn't it be nice that Brian Wilson, 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:55.880 But what was it? What was that journey for you 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:59.080 those first few years or like pie in the sky 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:00.400 or dreams thoughts. 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:01.240 It was all hobby. 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:02.800 It wasn't really I didn't think I was gonna have 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:04.360 a career in comedy at all. Even while we were 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:05.720 doing those shows, I was always we did. 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:06.440 It on the weekend, you know. 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:08.560 It was kind of thing, you know, for years, just 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:09.240 a side dish. 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:10.960 Yes, that was it, even like almost it was probably 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:14.560 a decade almost right nineteen. Well, we started rehearsing in 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:17.200 ninety nine and then we didn't get on air till 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:19.160 two thousand. We did in two thousand and nine. Was 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:21.680 like two thousand nine or basically a decade just for 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:24.160 doing anything. But do you remember the date of your 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:24.960 first stand up show? 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:27.960 September thirty, nineteen ninety seven. You know I was, I am, yeah, 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:31.440 that's fantastic, Yeah, I yeah, because I had a journal 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:35.080 that I wrote every show down my first probably like 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:38.240 eight years of stand up that and I wrote everything down, 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:40.000 and then it got to a point where it was 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:42.600 just cataloging the nights and shows because it was like 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:45.280 I know what I'm doing now, you know, but it 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.920 just transcribe and kind of like notate all that stuff. 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:49.680 It was. It was pretty wild to go back and 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:51.800 look at that if you had to. 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:55.240 Guess how many shows have you done? I thought about 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:56.480 how many spots have you done? 0:16:57.840 --> 0:16:58.920 I mean, it's. 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:01.880 Gotta be in the hundreds of thousand, your oldest shit. 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:05.000 You got to be because I was doing I was 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:08.840 doing seven or eight sets a night. Yeah, on a Monday. Yeah, 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:11.159 I mean that that'd be great on a Saturday, but 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:13.119 like on a Monday, I was doing that. And my 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:16.080 first eight years, i'd say eight to ten years were 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:18.919 in New York City. So I mean, you do the 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:20.800 math on that, It's like, wow, it's it kind of 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:23.560 adds up. And then all the road stuff and three 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:25.960 shows a night on Saturdays in Atlanta. 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:28.920 You've got to be over one hundred thousand, Joes, I would. 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:30.479 I would assume it's got to be somewhere in there. 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:33.360 And at some point you'd think I'd figure there's goddamn 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:37.439 job bellt but yet to yet to. 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:39.959 You know, it's just good about you don't give up, 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:42.159 even though you still suck. After one hundred thousand, You're like, 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:42.840 I'm going to get this. 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:44.800 You don't give up. That's what I'm saying. That's what 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:47.200 people admire about you at home about it all the time. 0:17:47.240 --> 0:17:50.440 It's like everybody all signs a pointing that he should 0:17:50.440 --> 0:17:56.200 give up, and he just won't. It's admirable, it's admirable. Kudos. 0:17:56.560 --> 0:17:59.120 Well, you know, my wife always says to my son, 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:00.960 She's just like, you know, do you want to grow 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:02.280 up and be like daddy or do you want to 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:02.919 be successful? 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:06.919 Funny? 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:09.040 No, it is a it's a hell of a journey. 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:13.440 But I think especially like like for you to see 0:18:13.480 --> 0:18:15.600 like and and to go back for a second before 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:17.480 we get into this, just to give you another compliment, 0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:20.600 I think, like you think of a show like Portlandia, right, yeah, 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:26.080 a very kind of niche, very cult following or you know, Bobo, 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:30.640 what was it, mister show? Like all those shows are 0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:33.720 so revered and so appreciated, right even the rest of development, 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:37.200 Like that's a revered show, never had the viewership. That's 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:38.760 why he got canceled, right, and then it was a 0:18:38.760 --> 0:18:41.639 reboot and it just didn't do anything right. And as 0:18:41.720 --> 0:18:46.560 much as like that hardcore community loves it, it's still 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:49.480 kind of like a little niche thing. Whereas Jokers was, 0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:54.240 that's a show that everybody knows. It's one of the few, 0:18:54.280 --> 0:18:57.520 and I believe it's the last. It's the last kind 0:18:57.520 --> 0:19:00.600 of like cultural touchstone that this kind of had in 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:03.919 terms of entertainment. And I think the last time I 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:07.480 saw the country galvanized around something was like Tiger King, 0:19:07.520 --> 0:19:09.680 but we were forced to watch it because of COVID, right, 0:19:10.200 --> 0:19:14.400 But prior to it's like, my kids know the Impractical Jokers, right, 0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:17.919 and they watch YouTube. They don't watch traditional TV, but 0:19:18.040 --> 0:19:20.160 they know because the clips come up in the feed 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:23.520 and stuff. So I think it really is like I 0:19:23.520 --> 0:19:26.280 think the Big Bang theories, like the last sitcom that 0:19:26.440 --> 0:19:30.280 everybody will have remembered. I think Impractical Jokers the last 0:19:30.320 --> 0:19:34.119 show that even if you never saw an episode, you 0:19:34.200 --> 0:19:37.399 know exactly who those four people are. But the issue 0:19:37.440 --> 0:19:40.159 is the great thing is that I think like at 0:19:40.280 --> 0:19:42.600 least eighty five percent of this country has seen at 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:45.160 least one episode of that show. And then you think 0:19:45.160 --> 0:19:47.800 about the plethora of all those other people. So when 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:50.720 you're talking about cross pollinating, you could show up at 0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:53.320 Kevin Hart show, the place would go crazy. You could 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:55.439 show up at Matt Riiche, et cetera, et cetera. You 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:57.200 go to Dolly Parton and she'd be like, I'm gonna 0:19:57.200 --> 0:19:58.920 bring out a friend. Like, the place would go nuts. 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:01.800 It's like it's amazing using the the outreach. 0:20:01.880 --> 0:20:04.159 The reach is crazy. Yeah, I feel that all the 0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:05.880 time because you talk about that all the time. 0:20:05.880 --> 0:20:07.119 Like when we're on the road, I bring you know, 0:20:07.160 --> 0:20:09.760 when Mark and I will stop and like we're in 0:20:09.840 --> 0:20:13.439 between driving between Topeka, Kansas, and we're Omaha, Nebraska and 0:20:13.440 --> 0:20:15.120 we have to get gas in the middle of nowhere 0:20:15.280 --> 0:20:17.240 and we just pop in the store and you have 0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:19.280 the guy behind the kind and be like, hola shy, 0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:24.160 you know, you know, ever he takes out his flip 0:20:24.200 --> 0:20:26.040 Camera's like let me take a picture, you know, Like 0:20:26.080 --> 0:20:28.840 it's unbelievable, Like you have all these things where no 0:20:28.880 --> 0:20:30.639 matter where people see me driving, I'm like, how do 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:33.159 you know? Like it's still not lost on me, Like 0:20:33.520 --> 0:20:36.840 the reach is crazy, but like people no matter where 0:20:36.880 --> 0:20:41.879 I go, somebody's gonna be like you you Joe Gator, 0:20:42.160 --> 0:20:45.440 you know that guy, which is which is so fun. 0:20:45.520 --> 0:20:48.320 But I think it's like it was if there was 0:20:48.359 --> 0:20:50.840 a comparison, right, if I had to think about it, 0:20:50.960 --> 0:20:55.280 like Jackass, but the difference was like Jackass was pranking 0:20:55.320 --> 0:20:57.840 everybody else whereas you guys are so communal. I think 0:20:57.840 --> 0:21:02.600 that's why the hard the relatability of it is like, oh, 0:21:02.680 --> 0:21:05.200 that's me and my friends, right, yeah, I mean, I'm 0:21:05.200 --> 0:21:08.119 sure you've dissected the psychology of this thing to the 0:21:08.240 --> 0:21:12.159 end degree. But I think other than those two, I 0:21:12.200 --> 0:21:15.280 think that's kind of like those two cultural touchstones in 0:21:15.320 --> 0:21:18.000 the country. But man, what a what a ride to 0:21:18.080 --> 0:21:20.960 have been on it. I can't think of anything since 0:21:21.600 --> 0:21:25.000 that is coming to the ether, can you? I don't know, 0:21:25.080 --> 0:21:26.679 well not because nobody would know better than you. 0:21:26.840 --> 0:21:30.800 Well, I think the the cable network's to the street. 0:21:30.880 --> 0:21:35.360 The American movement to streamers instantly dissected the audience, right 0:21:35.359 --> 0:21:37.240 because you either you had netflixure. 0:21:36.800 --> 0:21:39.000 You didn't, you have Hulu, you don't, you have whatever? 0:21:39.000 --> 0:21:40.960 You know, So if anytory you have Apple Plus or 0:21:41.000 --> 0:21:42.960 you don't? You know, So people if you're not on 0:21:43.119 --> 0:21:45.920 basic cable, you know. I mean, the only thing I 0:21:45.960 --> 0:21:48.320 will I'll honestly say, is like, like there's probably some 0:21:48.359 --> 0:21:53.679 of those HDTV shows or Real Housewives, you know, but 0:21:53.760 --> 0:21:55.560 where I think I don't know, the Housewive is still 0:21:55.560 --> 0:21:56.960 a little bit more sexual, but I think they do 0:21:57.040 --> 0:21:57.840 have a broad reach. 0:21:58.240 --> 0:22:01.200 But that's those kinds of are the ones that are. 0:22:01.520 --> 0:22:03.640 But even like the oscars the Oscars was the third 0:22:03.720 --> 0:22:08.119 ratest lowest Oscars in the history of the Oscars. And 0:22:08.200 --> 0:22:11.200 again just in terms of like communal entertainment, that one 0:22:11.200 --> 0:22:13.280 that won, I don't I don't think I've even still 0:22:13.359 --> 0:22:16.159 the trailer for it, right for Anora, I have no 0:22:16.200 --> 0:22:17.960 idea what what the movie's about. I don't know what 0:22:17.960 --> 0:22:21.080 the premise. I haven't heard anything about it, and it won. 0:22:21.720 --> 0:22:24.760 And the other one we were talking in the Zoe whatever, 0:22:25.119 --> 0:22:27.200 so I forget how do you say her last name? 0:22:27.200 --> 0:22:29.280 But yeah, you think about that, like, that's a girl 0:22:29.280 --> 0:22:32.879 that's in Avengers and and I don't even know her 0:22:32.920 --> 0:22:36.040 last name. I know it's Zoe. I think she's fantastic, 0:22:36.640 --> 0:22:39.080 but I don't even know her movie. I have no clue. 0:22:39.400 --> 0:22:39.600 Yeah. 0:22:40.760 --> 0:22:43.880 I saw Conclave and I walked, I will you watch? 0:22:44.560 --> 0:22:48.280 I watched Conclave because you know, I'm a I'm a Catholic. Yeah, 0:22:48.320 --> 0:22:50.040 and I was like, oh, this is Ray Fines is 0:22:50.040 --> 0:22:52.200 pretty cool. And then it's a it's a do you 0:22:52.240 --> 0:22:52.879 know what it's about? 0:22:53.080 --> 0:22:55.800 No, well, but based on your it's not good. 0:22:56.160 --> 0:22:58.760 Well I saw it in Nashville, mind you Okay, And 0:22:58.800 --> 0:23:01.320 it's a it's about a new pope and it's the 0:23:01.359 --> 0:23:05.200 process of garnering a new pope, and what you learn 0:23:05.400 --> 0:23:07.880 at the end of the film, the sixth sent twist, 0:23:08.119 --> 0:23:12.080 is that the pope is a trans and you're just 0:23:12.119 --> 0:23:18.200 sitting there like, come on in conclave, in conclave, yeah, Transphope, Transphope, yeah, 0:23:18.720 --> 0:23:25.320 trans Pope. And now look, I'm in Nashville and I 0:23:25.520 --> 0:23:28.760 heard a guy go oh, fuck no, and he got 0:23:28.880 --> 0:23:29.480 up and walked out. 0:23:29.920 --> 0:23:34.200 They cry and gained the pope. The pope. Yeah. 0:23:34.280 --> 0:23:36.320 And my wife and I really enjoyed the film up 0:23:36.400 --> 0:23:38.200 until that moment because there was so much suspense and 0:23:38.240 --> 0:23:41.639 it's just like that's you're just shoehorning that in to 0:23:41.760 --> 0:23:46.920 make a statement. And again, it's like Christianity, Catholicism, it's 0:23:46.960 --> 0:23:49.720 always been a punching bag in terms of the entertainment industry. 0:23:50.040 --> 0:23:51.359 You can make fun of it, you can do it. 0:23:51.480 --> 0:23:53.880 You you know you you never make fun of Mohammed. 0:23:54.240 --> 0:23:56.440 You never make fun There's never been a horror film 0:23:56.480 --> 0:24:00.520 inside a temple. But it's like, for some reason, this 0:24:00.720 --> 0:24:02.880 is the one sect of religion that can be made 0:24:02.920 --> 0:24:05.920 fun of over and over and over again. And it's like, look, 0:24:05.960 --> 0:24:08.200 I wouldn't have minded if it was a great if 0:24:08.240 --> 0:24:11.040 it was a payoff the path, right, but it just 0:24:11.240 --> 0:24:13.040 kind of like came out of nowhere, and it's like 0:24:13.800 --> 0:24:16.720 it's Hollywood. Oh, I get it. You did it because 0:24:17.040 --> 0:24:20.080 of X Y Z and it backs up your narrative 0:24:20.560 --> 0:24:23.280 and your mandate and it's gonna win awards, and it 0:24:23.400 --> 0:24:26.359 was nominated, right, but nobody went and saw it, and 0:24:26.440 --> 0:24:28.320 the few people that did see it, people like me, 0:24:28.760 --> 0:24:31.520 were fucking bamboozled. Yeah, and it was like, why I. 0:24:31.520 --> 0:24:32.359 Didn't even know that about it? 0:24:32.520 --> 0:24:34.080 Well, you should put we gotta put a spoiler layer 0:24:34.119 --> 0:24:36.080 on here because people don't know about the pope. 0:24:36.280 --> 0:24:38.360 I mean, you've gotta let them know they're gonna be ruined. 0:24:38.400 --> 0:24:40.639 Conclave for tens of people. 0:24:42.080 --> 0:24:44.680 Out for a six months. But even have you seen 0:24:44.720 --> 0:24:47.840 any of the Oscar films? I couldn't even I couldn't 0:24:47.840 --> 0:24:48.440 even name five. 0:24:48.600 --> 0:24:51.680 I saw a real hurt, a real pain. I saw 0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:53.639 a real pain, which he won. 0:24:53.600 --> 0:24:57.960 The award for Oh the Jesse Eisenbergsberg. I thought I 0:24:58.119 --> 0:24:58.359 like him. 0:24:58.359 --> 0:24:59.240 I thought it was well done. 0:24:59.320 --> 0:24:59.879 I didn't see that. 0:25:00.119 --> 0:25:02.800 Yeah, I saw that one well done and it was good. Yeah. 0:25:02.960 --> 0:25:07.239 Yeah, and uh, Kieran Colkan won the award, very well 0:25:07.280 --> 0:25:09.240 deserved I thought it was fantastic. He's one of my 0:25:09.280 --> 0:25:11.000 favorite movies back in the day. Speaking of a concluicte 0:25:11.040 --> 0:25:12.680 secret Live of Altar Boys. Do you know that one 0:25:13.200 --> 0:25:14.760 see Lives of Altar Boys. 0:25:14.560 --> 0:25:16.600 Back in the day. There we go, another Catholic, one 0:25:16.600 --> 0:25:19.879 of her favorite movies. Well, I've won that. He might 0:25:19.920 --> 0:25:21.159 have won for that. I don't know. Take a look 0:25:21.200 --> 0:25:22.520 at that. He might have won. Who he was, He 0:25:22.880 --> 0:25:25.600 might have been nominated. I think he won for it. 0:25:27.440 --> 0:25:30.520 The World, The World, And that's a film so good, 0:25:30.720 --> 0:25:32.400 that is so good. It was ahead of its time, 0:25:32.800 --> 0:25:36.840 and it had everything in it that a Hollywood film 0:25:36.880 --> 0:25:41.280 would want these days. You want diversity, you want uh, 0:25:41.760 --> 0:25:44.400 somebody that's gay or whatever. And it was all done 0:25:45.080 --> 0:25:48.480 to serve the story. Yeah, y a narrative and none 0:25:48.480 --> 0:25:51.359 of it was done to just shoehorn in a black 0:25:51.440 --> 0:25:53.920 person that has a strong or a gay person that 0:25:54.000 --> 0:25:56.800 it's just like it was hilarious. He was great in 0:25:56.840 --> 0:25:57.160 that movie. 0:25:57.240 --> 0:25:57.840 He was so funny. 0:25:58.320 --> 0:26:01.439 And that could be a toss away, a tossway roll 0:26:01.480 --> 0:26:01.840 by the way. 0:26:01.960 --> 0:26:04.359 Yeah, but he made something well. 0:26:05.000 --> 0:26:09.200 It's called The Dangerous Lives of Baltimore, Dangerous Lives Ultimate. Okay, 0:26:09.920 --> 0:26:13.040 I don't see it winning any awards. 0:26:14.200 --> 0:26:16.320 Was kiaren Cochin he was in it? Was he not? 0:26:16.880 --> 0:26:19.359 I know? Fad Was he nominated? Was he nominated in 0:26:19.400 --> 0:26:20.760 any other ones? Uh? 0:26:20.840 --> 0:26:22.679 It looks like they were up for Is he. 0:26:22.800 --> 0:26:24.760 Ever nominated besides this one that he just won? I 0:26:24.800 --> 0:26:26.680 think he was. I thought it was that. I could 0:26:26.720 --> 0:26:29.280 be wrong. Well, maybe he won a Golden Globe or something. 0:26:29.280 --> 0:26:30.399 Maybe maybe globe. 0:26:30.440 --> 0:26:33.879 Yeah, all right, well that that's that's that's thanks for 0:26:33.920 --> 0:26:35.359 coming to two Cool Mom's review movies. 0:26:35.720 --> 0:26:37.439 And let's get into doing what we do, right. 0:26:37.600 --> 0:26:39.639 Could just bring up the list of the ten films 0:26:39.680 --> 0:26:42.000 that were nominated and and you read them and tell 0:26:42.080 --> 0:26:43.399 us if you even heard of it? 0:26:43.560 --> 0:26:47.840 Got it? Okay? Okay, Well the we're gonna see if 0:26:47.880 --> 0:26:48.480 we Yeah. 0:26:48.520 --> 0:26:50.920 I remember like always knowing the Oscars and always known 0:26:51.000 --> 0:26:55.200 every movie, like, oh I saw him and see and 0:26:55.520 --> 0:26:55.960 we watched. 0:26:56.040 --> 0:26:58.200 I watched a lot of movies. I just don't know 0:26:58.280 --> 0:26:59.680 if I've seen a lot of this year's. 0:26:59.840 --> 0:27:01.920 I just saw the Monkey in the movie theater. 0:27:02.440 --> 0:27:03.560 Have you seen it? You love it? 0:27:03.960 --> 0:27:06.320 Fucking one of the best films I've seen a long time. 0:27:07.320 --> 0:27:08.040 I loved it. 0:27:08.200 --> 0:27:08.680 It's so good. 0:27:08.760 --> 0:27:09.000 Okay. 0:27:09.800 --> 0:27:12.399 Uh, these are the top ten. Well, these are the 0:27:12.720 --> 0:27:14.399 Academy Award for Best Picture nominee. 0:27:14.640 --> 0:27:16.200 Yes, okay, okay for this year. 0:27:16.440 --> 0:27:17.880 Yes, good one. 0:27:18.200 --> 0:27:21.560 The Brutalist didn't say it. Heard of it architect something 0:27:21.560 --> 0:27:24.399 about Jewish. That's all I know, right that. 0:27:24.520 --> 0:27:27.240 Something about right, he's he's a Jewish tagline. 0:27:28.400 --> 0:27:31.000 Architects, something about Jewish. Comes see the Brutalist. 0:27:31.359 --> 0:27:31.959 It's gonna win. 0:27:32.760 --> 0:27:36.160 No, I didn't say. Wicked didn't say it. Dune Part 0:27:36.200 --> 0:27:39.200 two didn't say. I saw that it was nominated for 0:27:39.520 --> 0:27:40.080 that's crazy. 0:27:40.240 --> 0:27:41.280 Wow, I saw that. 0:27:41.560 --> 0:27:44.000 Okay, I didn't see what I would I will. I 0:27:44.080 --> 0:27:45.720 will see Wicked. I would have. I just haven't seen 0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:47.959 it yet. Wicked was one I wouldn't see. The Brutalist. 0:27:48.000 --> 0:27:50.600 I don't think I wouldn't see Doune two The Substance. 0:27:51.359 --> 0:27:51.840 Didn't see it. 0:27:52.480 --> 0:27:53.160 I'm still here. 0:27:54.440 --> 0:27:57.000 I'm still here as the one with the wait. I 0:27:57.080 --> 0:27:59.600 think I saw that. Who's I'm still here? What is 0:27:59.800 --> 0:28:00.440 still here? What's it? 0:28:00.480 --> 0:28:01.760 It was in it? Uh? 0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:05.840 He's caught off guard by Who's I have no idea. 0:28:06.080 --> 0:28:08.160 I don't know. I'm still substance. 0:28:08.200 --> 0:28:11.120 I saw you saw substance, Substance, give me more. What's 0:28:11.119 --> 0:28:11.840 her name one for it. 0:28:12.000 --> 0:28:14.160 She won the Best Actress, not them, the other girl, 0:28:14.600 --> 0:28:18.000 Mickey Rooney, Mikey Marky McQuay. 0:28:18.400 --> 0:28:23.160 That's her, Mikey Madison, Picky Vicky Markey Rooney won Best 0:28:23.200 --> 0:28:26.359 Apporting Actor for this Vicky Rooney mouse substance abuse. 0:28:26.440 --> 0:28:27.440 Yeah, I'm still here. 0:28:27.520 --> 0:28:32.480 Stars, Fernando Torres, Fernando Montenegroton mellow. 0:28:32.840 --> 0:28:35.080 No, this is a trans one right? No? Is that 0:28:35.160 --> 0:28:35.680 the transport? 0:28:36.359 --> 0:28:37.480 That's what's a trans one? 0:28:37.640 --> 0:28:38.720 There's three trans ones. 0:28:38.720 --> 0:28:39.480 That's the one with Jellie. 0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:43.840 There's another trans Okay, I have nickel boys. What nickel boys, 0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:44.560 nickel back. 0:28:44.640 --> 0:28:49.480 They're not the best picture. Nickel boys don't know it. Conclave, Conclave, 0:28:49.520 --> 0:28:51.280 that's when we talked about about the Pope. 0:28:51.760 --> 0:28:52.680 A complete unknown. 0:28:53.120 --> 0:28:54.520 That was the one with the. 0:28:54.560 --> 0:28:55.280 Bob Dylan one. 0:28:55.560 --> 0:28:57.160 I know that I haven't I know that I haven't 0:28:57.160 --> 0:28:57.400 seen it. 0:28:58.120 --> 0:28:59.000 Amelia Perez. 0:28:59.160 --> 0:29:02.200 That's the one about the transform, Okay, Zoe and Anora 0:29:02.680 --> 0:29:04.760 Anora there go and that's the one I won, right, 0:29:04.880 --> 0:29:07.240 aura A snor by. 0:29:07.160 --> 0:29:13.760 The way, Bora, I would maybe I I've heard of 0:29:13.800 --> 0:29:16.080 five heard and that's fifty percent. 0:29:16.120 --> 0:29:17.680 That's not bad though. That's passing in most states. 0:29:18.040 --> 0:29:19.760 But how many of I think I've seen two? 0:29:20.240 --> 0:29:21.560 Yeah, but how many of them have seen you? 0:29:22.320 --> 0:29:23.960 Well, that's the name of my next specialist. 0:29:24.120 --> 0:29:37.800 Complete Complete. Its gonna be a bora. Let's get in 0:29:37.960 --> 0:29:40.840 help here we go, let's do it. Mark. Do we 0:29:40.880 --> 0:29:42.840 have any questions from the people and the questions? 0:29:43.240 --> 0:29:43.720 Questions? 0:29:44.160 --> 0:29:46.360 Wonderful question Mark? Where do they submit their queries? 0:29:46.840 --> 0:29:49.280 You can send it to us on two Cool Moms 0:29:49.600 --> 0:29:54.719 on the Instagram page or okay, the email it's too 0:29:54.800 --> 0:29:56.120 cool moms pot a Gmail. 0:29:56.280 --> 0:29:59.880 Yes, well, buddy, you're also talking to us from the 0:29:59.880 --> 0:30:01.640 sh shadows. I don't know. I wouldn't like you. 0:30:02.280 --> 0:30:03.680 I prefer to being complete dark. 0:30:04.600 --> 0:30:08.680 You look like the banker on a Billionaire on what's 0:30:08.720 --> 0:30:10.560 that one? Who is the banker? What's show? 0:30:11.800 --> 0:30:12.160 No dealer? 0:30:12.240 --> 0:30:14.520 No no, no, no the banker like deal and no deal, 0:30:14.720 --> 0:30:16.320 no deal. Okay. 0:30:16.400 --> 0:30:18.680 First question comes from Lauren. She says, I'm living on 0:30:18.720 --> 0:30:21.480 my own for the first time. What laundry settings do 0:30:21.560 --> 0:30:27.160 you use? So she she goes into and listen, I've 0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:28.440 been there. I think you guys have all been there. 0:30:28.480 --> 0:30:31.600 But she says hot, cold, warm, all these tumble settings tied? 0:30:31.800 --> 0:30:34.800 How many dryer sheets? I watch things online? 0:30:34.840 --> 0:30:36.560 But I only trust my two cool moms. 0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:41.680 I love you. I love you, I always have been. 0:30:42.240 --> 0:30:43.160 Do you do your laundry? 0:30:43.560 --> 0:30:44.840 Well I did for a while, but I don't do 0:30:44.880 --> 0:30:46.960 it anymore. Bessie won't let me do it. 0:30:47.520 --> 0:30:48.480 She will not let you do this. 0:30:48.560 --> 0:30:50.080 One of the things she does. She's just like she 0:30:50.160 --> 0:30:52.280 does a laundry. She's like, I got laundry. Like I 0:30:52.360 --> 0:30:53.960 try to wash the kids clothes sometimes, like you try, 0:30:54.000 --> 0:30:56.560 how about And she's like, no, that's nice, Yeah, well 0:30:56.880 --> 0:30:57.040 is it? 0:30:57.600 --> 0:30:58.480 What do you have to do? 0:30:58.600 --> 0:30:58.760 Though? 0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:01.560 If she's doing that, if she's like I'm taking this, 0:31:02.320 --> 0:31:04.000 there's there's something she's got to be kicking. 0:31:05.160 --> 0:31:05.720 I'm mostly on. 0:31:05.800 --> 0:31:08.040 Dog duty when I'm home, making sure the dogs aren't 0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:11.040 tear in the house party list. When I'm downstairs with them, 0:31:11.120 --> 0:31:13.280 they are way calmer, they'll nap and when they won't 0:31:13.280 --> 0:31:15.960 get any trouble. As many accidents in the house. So 0:31:16.320 --> 0:31:18.400 she likes me to be down I think she just 0:31:18.440 --> 0:31:19.400 wants me to be away from her. 0:31:19.600 --> 0:31:22.120 Another thing about she does all the upstairs. 0:31:22.320 --> 0:31:24.880 No, I'm kidding, she like what I do a lot 0:31:24.920 --> 0:31:26.840 of that dog stuff I do, you know, the garbage stuff. 0:31:28.320 --> 0:31:29.760 You know, for the most part, I do that and 0:31:29.800 --> 0:31:34.280 then I'll move boxes a lot, like the Amazon packages 0:31:34.400 --> 0:31:36.280 come in. The Amazon packages come in, and get them 0:31:36.320 --> 0:31:36.960 from the outside. 0:31:37.080 --> 0:31:40.640 Go oh good, something awesome again. Yeah, we get a 0:31:40.720 --> 0:31:42.760 box cutter. That's you're that's that you're. 0:31:42.720 --> 0:31:44.800 Not it's not awesome, like it's like sometimes it's like 0:31:45.520 --> 0:31:47.160 it's dog food's you know, it's not what do you 0:31:47.200 --> 0:31:48.000 think is coming to the house. 0:31:48.160 --> 0:31:50.880 It's not Christmas, you know, it's essentials. It's paper towels. 0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:53.280 When am I hoping it up? Don't you go grocery shopping? 0:31:53.520 --> 0:31:53.560 No? 0:31:54.160 --> 0:31:57.160 Never, who goes grocery instagart? 0:31:57.520 --> 0:32:01.360 She have everything delivered, all delivered like a uh on, 0:32:01.480 --> 0:32:02.080 like a schedule. 0:32:02.160 --> 0:32:06.320 No, No, they did. The in laws. They are in Georgia. Peaches. 0:32:07.440 --> 0:32:08.840 I love grocery shop. I love it. 0:32:09.120 --> 0:32:11.720 I love the supermarket. She hates them really. Yeah. 0:32:11.840 --> 0:32:13.480 I love finding what we're gonna eat that week. To 0:32:13.560 --> 0:32:15.080 I'm like, oh, let's plant it out. Let me get 0:32:15.120 --> 0:32:16.400 my ingredients. Chicken pacada. 0:32:16.600 --> 0:32:17.360 You made a pocada. 0:32:17.440 --> 0:32:19.760 I know how to do it. It's now my favorite 0:32:19.760 --> 0:32:20.280 dish to make. 0:32:20.440 --> 0:32:20.680 Nice. 0:32:20.760 --> 0:32:23.400 Yeah, it's a lot of work, but I love making it. 0:32:23.520 --> 0:32:25.840 Gotta make it a pokada. Gott a pocada. 0:32:25.920 --> 0:32:28.360 That's what they say all the time when you're in 0:32:28.480 --> 0:32:31.040 you make out of chicken, you gotta vocada. Okay, But 0:32:32.040 --> 0:32:34.000 the name of the episode got a pakada. 0:32:35.520 --> 0:32:38.440 Write it down, that's what it is. I will say 0:32:38.520 --> 0:32:40.560 this about dry, about laundry. 0:32:40.920 --> 0:32:45.160 I'm I learned early on hot towels, cold everything else, 0:32:49.160 --> 0:32:52.920 what Mike drop No whites, whites get hot. Hey, listen, 0:32:52.960 --> 0:32:54.520 I want to bring color into this. I don't want 0:32:54.520 --> 0:32:56.280 to try to divide the country like you do all 0:32:56.320 --> 0:32:56.560 the time. 0:32:57.240 --> 0:32:58.080 We get it, you're edgy. 0:32:59.160 --> 0:33:07.000 Colors are not okay, Listen, I don't care what color 0:33:07.040 --> 0:33:09.880 you are. If your towel yat, you're a hot towel, 0:33:10.200 --> 0:33:11.800 and if you're not a towel, you cold. 0:33:12.040 --> 0:33:12.320 That's it. 0:33:12.720 --> 0:33:13.000 That's it. 0:33:13.240 --> 0:33:14.880 I don't see anything else besides I. 0:33:14.920 --> 0:33:17.400 Put my whites in, I put a dash of bleach. 0:33:17.920 --> 0:33:24.680 I put it on hot. Uh, coloreds cold, that's it. Colors, colors, colors, 0:33:25.040 --> 0:33:27.080 color colors, what colored clothing? 0:33:27.240 --> 0:33:31.600 Color clothing is right, But the setting is colors. Coloreds. 0:33:31.680 --> 0:33:39.880 You said coloreds like you're like you're a grandfather in Georgia. Colors. 0:33:41.640 --> 0:33:44.120 This whole question, now, the whole question's gotta go. 0:33:46.400 --> 0:33:50.719 I didn't pikatta. I gotta I gotta remember takata. 0:33:52.000 --> 0:33:54.680 No, it's yeah, how about you have you ruined with 0:33:55.080 --> 0:33:57.240 wrong settings? I've ruined so many clothes. In the beginning, 0:33:57.400 --> 0:33:58.360 I washed a suit. 0:33:59.720 --> 0:34:00.960 Hey, I had no idea. 0:34:01.000 --> 0:34:03.840 I threw my suit was in the washing machine. 0:34:03.840 --> 0:34:04.320 I had no idea. 0:34:04.320 --> 0:34:07.040 You had to dry clean it. And then I dried 0:34:07.080 --> 0:34:09.640 it and it was like zinc And I go, oh, no, 0:34:10.600 --> 0:34:13.320 my father's like, you fucking it up. Of course, you 0:34:13.560 --> 0:34:14.480 absolute moron. 0:34:14.600 --> 0:34:15.480 Yeah, I had no idea. 0:34:15.560 --> 0:34:16.320 I had no idea. 0:34:17.120 --> 0:34:19.359 I used to do laundry with the kid, me and Justin. 0:34:20.040 --> 0:34:22.759 We lived in uh, you know, La two thousand and 0:34:22.800 --> 0:34:24.279 three five. You know, so it's the first time I 0:34:24.360 --> 0:34:28.200 really used a laundry machine in a building. For the 0:34:28.280 --> 0:34:29.719 most part, most of the time, I would always have 0:34:29.840 --> 0:34:33.319 my laundry and in the in the unit or whatever. 0:34:33.520 --> 0:34:37.600 And I remember like going down there and I saw 0:34:38.560 --> 0:34:40.200 I was like loading him the clothes, and I saw 0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:43.840 this girl come down and she just had a It 0:34:44.000 --> 0:34:46.640 was just she clearly spilt like red wine or something 0:34:46.719 --> 0:34:48.879 all over like it was like an aerical rug. 0:34:49.160 --> 0:34:52.800 Right, she was jamming the rug in a washing machine 0:34:53.320 --> 0:34:55.440 like Jimmy and I was like, and I was like, 0:34:55.480 --> 0:34:57.279 oh okay, and then she like put it on and 0:34:57.440 --> 0:34:59.120 left and I remember the machine going. 0:35:03.040 --> 0:35:05.480 I was like, because all the weight got shifted, right, 0:35:05.560 --> 0:35:09.120 yeaheah with the tumbles. I just started smoking. 0:35:09.200 --> 0:35:11.399 I was at your twenties right there, right, you don't know, Yeah, 0:35:11.440 --> 0:35:12.000 you can't do that. 0:35:12.080 --> 0:35:12.920 You thrown suits in? 0:35:14.880 --> 0:35:15.600 What have you ruined? 0:35:16.560 --> 0:35:18.920 I am not very good on when it comes to 0:35:19.080 --> 0:35:22.120 the heat settings. I shrink a lot of stuff. I 0:35:22.200 --> 0:35:24.359 blame the dryer, but I think I also expand at 0:35:24.360 --> 0:35:26.759 the same time when I watched things, So I like, 0:35:27.640 --> 0:35:29.040 I just yelled at best because I. 0:35:29.080 --> 0:35:31.960 Said best, Actually, you shrunk my favorite Yeah, you shrunk 0:35:32.000 --> 0:35:34.279 my favorite white. I have a long, sly white T shirt. 0:35:34.320 --> 0:35:36.120 I was like, I shrunk my favorite white. She goes, 0:35:36.200 --> 0:35:38.000 I hung dry that. She's like, you're just getting fat, 0:35:40.760 --> 0:35:42.080 Like Mike dropped and walked out. 0:35:42.000 --> 0:35:44.040 And like, well, I remember this. I was dating this 0:35:44.120 --> 0:35:46.560 girl in Los Angeles when I was first kind of 0:35:46.640 --> 0:35:49.040 like working there before I moved there, spelled red one 0:35:49.120 --> 0:35:55.359 on a rug. Well she uh, she was a bit 0:35:55.400 --> 0:35:58.480 of a slob, right, So there was clothing all over 0:35:58.600 --> 0:36:01.640 a place, so I guess it all all the clothing up. 0:36:01.920 --> 0:36:04.719 I put it in two laundry bags. I brought it 0:36:04.840 --> 0:36:08.400 to a drop and wash, right, I said, I like to, 0:36:08.920 --> 0:36:11.720 you know, wash all this, all these clothing, all the clothing. 0:36:12.040 --> 0:36:14.320 And then it was like, you know, it was a 0:36:14.520 --> 0:36:18.520 big chunk of clothing. Sorry, I bring it back. Everything's folded, 0:36:18.719 --> 0:36:23.440 everything's sordid. And she was like, oh no, and I 0:36:23.520 --> 0:36:26.560 was like what, She's like, half the stuff you can't wash. 0:36:26.920 --> 0:36:31.440 Oh no, it's like, oh my god. I literally ruined 0:36:31.600 --> 0:36:35.520 have her fucking wardrobe. And I was like, I was like, great, 0:36:35.560 --> 0:36:38.080 now I got to take you shopping, like like like 0:36:38.560 --> 0:36:41.440 I'm not Richard Gear, but we'll go shopping. Yeah, oh 0:36:41.560 --> 0:36:41.799 my god. 0:36:41.840 --> 0:36:44.000 That like you should try not just being a disgusting 0:36:44.080 --> 0:36:45.480 ping and leaving yourself everywhere. 0:36:45.760 --> 0:36:47.720 I'm sorry, I should just picked it up and swept 0:36:47.760 --> 0:36:51.520 and dusted and instead the I think. 0:36:51.440 --> 0:36:54.279 The dry sheets are bullshit. We dry sheet. I don't 0:36:54.320 --> 0:36:56.840 do dry sheets. I think that's I think that's marketing. 0:36:57.360 --> 0:37:00.359 The snuggle Bonnie that had the snuggle Little how us 0:37:00.400 --> 0:37:02.600 just a little bear, so I'll snuggly your clothes so 0:37:02.880 --> 0:37:05.520 snugly bullshit, It doesn't work that way. 0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:08.960 Fabric softener, Yeah, yeah, what is it what is it softening? 0:37:09.640 --> 0:37:11.759 Is it fab Is it softening the fat fabrics? Well, 0:37:11.760 --> 0:37:12.360 it's in the title. 0:37:12.680 --> 0:37:15.920 How how's it? How can you soften what's already made? 0:37:15.960 --> 0:37:19.480 I know it's just chemicals. It's breaking down the dirt 0:37:19.960 --> 0:37:22.560 further to bring it back to its national natural form. 0:37:23.320 --> 0:37:26.680 You know, I've always called you the closest I'll get 0:37:26.719 --> 0:37:27.759 to talk an elon musk. 0:37:28.000 --> 0:37:28.160 Is you? 0:37:28.360 --> 0:37:32.279 That's right? Because you break everything down? You know it 0:37:32.360 --> 0:37:32.880 all I do. 0:37:33.040 --> 0:37:35.200 I'm able to answer with a lie. The wealth of 0:37:35.400 --> 0:37:37.000 knowledge that I make up all the time. I know 0:37:37.120 --> 0:37:42.160 it's not snugly. So I would tell her hot if 0:37:42.200 --> 0:37:43.520 it's a towel, cold if it's not. 0:37:43.960 --> 0:37:47.479 Don't use the dry sheets bullshit, I say, white, hot 0:37:48.960 --> 0:37:53.400 colors very good? Uh cold? Don't put too much in? 0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:55.959 Yeah, less is more, less is more, for sure. 0:37:56.120 --> 0:37:57.439 A dash of bleach with the whites. 0:37:57.480 --> 0:37:59.600 They listen to Katie Berry. You're hot in your cold? 0:38:00.239 --> 0:38:00.480 You know. 0:38:02.760 --> 0:38:05.840 D sheets could go down? All right, here we go, 0:38:05.960 --> 0:38:07.400 all right, give us another marking. 0:38:07.680 --> 0:38:09.880 And people use dryer sheets to reduce static. 0:38:10.239 --> 0:38:10.719 That's Oh. 0:38:11.360 --> 0:38:13.480 Have you ever done laundry and you don't use dry 0:38:13.560 --> 0:38:16.920 street and you get the static actions or like the 0:38:16.960 --> 0:38:17.920 sweatshirt feels like. 0:38:17.920 --> 0:38:22.240 I'm like this my body and I blame the sweatshirt. Okay. 0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:25.200 Next question comes from Lynn Lynn is spending money? 0:38:25.239 --> 0:38:25.359 Oh? 0:38:25.760 --> 0:38:28.120 Is spending money on upgrading plane seats? 0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:28.560 Worth it? 0:38:28.880 --> 0:38:30.680 I have a long flight and am struggling with the 0:38:30.760 --> 0:38:33.319 extra money required to move up. Is the money better 0:38:33.400 --> 0:38:36.640 spent on experiences on my trip or the upgraded seat? 0:38:36.840 --> 0:38:41.400 What you asked, dipshit right here went to Australia, wouldn't splurge? 0:38:43.080 --> 0:38:45.120 Mark went to Australia from New. 0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:52.879 Believable economy an economy mind on economy minus to Australia. 0:38:53.080 --> 0:38:55.239 I will I will say that there is like that 0:38:55.480 --> 0:38:58.759 flight was so long that they treated me like economy plus. 0:38:59.840 --> 0:39:02.760 I will say I got there was some luxury features. 0:39:02.880 --> 0:39:04.279 I got a blanket, the meals were good. 0:39:04.400 --> 0:39:10.239 But I think part of part of the trip on 0:39:10.360 --> 0:39:12.840 a long trip like that, the flight is part of it. 0:39:13.000 --> 0:39:14.840 It sets your tone for the whole trip, whether you 0:39:14.920 --> 0:39:17.400 choose to think it or not. And some of the 0:39:17.480 --> 0:39:20.720 best experiences that I've had, I've been in first class 0:39:21.080 --> 0:39:24.759 in those little cubicles, and I'll never forget. I flew 0:39:24.880 --> 0:39:30.480 like quantus uh to Malaysia and it was single handily. 0:39:31.040 --> 0:39:35.200 The flight was as good as the trip. I got 0:39:35.239 --> 0:39:39.680 my cubicle, i'd my blankie. I'm watching multiple movies. I 0:39:39.920 --> 0:39:43.600 ordered hummus. I ordered six rounds of hummus. I've never 0:39:43.680 --> 0:39:45.920 eaten that much hummus in my life. The Peeda pockets 0:39:45.960 --> 0:39:48.040 were so fresh and so soft. 0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:51.680 I was like sinking, I'll do another fabric. 0:39:53.040 --> 0:39:55.479 I bet you they used fabrics. Give me a robe, 0:39:55.920 --> 0:40:05.000 give me his slipsteps. I will say this, though I 0:40:05.320 --> 0:40:07.759 would splurge. I think it's more important to splurge on 0:40:07.880 --> 0:40:10.759 the way to vacation than on the way home. It'll 0:40:10.840 --> 0:40:14.480 set the tone. It'll be nice. You get there, you're 0:40:14.480 --> 0:40:15.600 all relaxed up. You know. 0:40:15.719 --> 0:40:17.399 The only time that I don't is on the way 0:40:17.400 --> 0:40:19.640 home is if I'm doing cross country and the hours 0:40:19.719 --> 0:40:20.920 is like if I'm doing a red eye or whatever. 0:40:20.960 --> 0:40:22.560 I'll always try to get a live flat or something 0:40:22.560 --> 0:40:24.560 like that. That's always worth the money. But besides that, 0:40:24.880 --> 0:40:27.000 for me, on the way too is really important. 0:40:27.200 --> 0:40:29.680 Domestic I don't care because domestic I'll fall asleep. Yeah, 0:40:29.880 --> 0:40:31.040 I'm always asleep on a play. 0:40:31.160 --> 0:40:35.320 Having kids fucked me. Fuck the whole experience. 0:40:35.680 --> 0:40:37.080 We used to fly Jet Blue Mint all the time, 0:40:37.160 --> 0:40:38.359 right up the top and I kid, get the four 0:40:38.440 --> 0:40:41.040 seats to me and Bessie's great. Now you're talking multiple grants. 0:40:41.080 --> 0:40:43.040 Get the fire having these kids now now I'm all 0:40:43.080 --> 0:40:44.120 the way in the back. Now we have to get 0:40:44.160 --> 0:40:46.319 a row all together. So it's always the bat. I'm 0:40:46.320 --> 0:40:46.960 on thirty six. 0:40:48.640 --> 0:40:49.400 It's the worst. 0:40:50.040 --> 0:40:52.280 Having kids ruined it off the air from. 0:40:52.160 --> 0:40:53.719 Oh please your delta, I know. 0:40:53.760 --> 0:40:57.879 You no, but jetpolue the Caribbean. I can't all the time. 0:40:58.160 --> 0:40:59.080 Mosaic if you need. 0:40:59.000 --> 0:41:01.279 It, jep Blue, Drew, you have a TV. Now everybody's got. 0:41:01.239 --> 0:41:02.719 To Now I got TV. That's what they did. 0:41:02.840 --> 0:41:04.920 But they're they're hub bat JFK, which is nice. So 0:41:05.200 --> 0:41:07.440 but the thing about the Jet Blue experience is they 0:41:07.480 --> 0:41:08.480 call it the Jet Blue. 0:41:08.360 --> 0:41:09.840 Experience and you're like, oh, what is this? 0:41:10.200 --> 0:41:13.640 And mosaic is their thing instead of okay, I'm listening, Hello, 0:41:13.960 --> 0:41:15.000 tell me it's fancy. 0:41:15.280 --> 0:41:17.520 I need a paintbrush. But I will say the mint 0:41:17.560 --> 0:41:19.040 cubicle is still is up there for me. 0:41:19.760 --> 0:41:21.640 They have a cubicle on the Jet Blue seater. 0:41:21.760 --> 0:41:23.000 I have to tell you a story about when Drew 0:41:23.080 --> 0:41:25.040 Berry warmed. I tell you the story. 0:41:25.160 --> 0:41:29.239 No, I go, I'm flying Mint Home from playing Mint 0:41:29.280 --> 0:41:31.640 Home from l a Red Eye. I get into Mint 0:41:31.760 --> 0:41:33.120 thing it was sold out. I tried to change my 0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:36.279 seat because I didn't have Mint blue. Mint is Mint 0:41:36.360 --> 0:41:39.000 is the first class cabin, so it's the live flat. 0:41:39.960 --> 0:41:42.080 And the way they do it is two seats together, 0:41:42.320 --> 0:41:45.560 then a single seat, two seats, single seat, two seats. Okay, 0:41:45.719 --> 0:41:47.800 so it's like, oh, all right, five rows of greatness, 0:41:48.080 --> 0:41:49.480 you get a mini, you get the they call that 0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:49.960 the cubicle. 0:41:49.960 --> 0:41:51.759 By yourself. They call it a solo. So I'm like, oh, 0:41:51.760 --> 0:41:53.399 I want to get a solo. I look, I can't change. 0:41:53.400 --> 0:41:54.080 It's all sold out. 0:41:54.200 --> 0:41:56.160 I get out on the plane. I'm by myself in Mint, 0:41:56.760 --> 0:41:59.520 by myself, back right corner. I'm like, what's going on here? 0:42:00.000 --> 0:42:00.960 To move one of these seats? I look on the 0:42:01.000 --> 0:42:03.480 app again, can't change my seat. Three minutes before we 0:42:03.560 --> 0:42:06.440 take off, Drew Barrymore gets on with everybody else that's 0:42:06.440 --> 0:42:07.840 sitting in Mint as part of her entarage. 0:42:07.920 --> 0:42:10.239 So it's Drew Barrymore and all her people and me 0:42:10.480 --> 0:42:12.359 and you. Drew Barrymore is in the scene in front 0:42:12.400 --> 0:42:15.120 of me. Okay, how long go is this? By the way, 0:42:15.160 --> 0:42:16.160 this is two thousand and. 0:42:17.120 --> 0:42:20.120 Twelve eleven, she was just getting divorced. So this is 0:42:20.239 --> 0:42:23.839 pre jokers, no no, no, no, post jokers to Night two, 0:42:23.880 --> 0:42:27.000 seventeen eighteen. She was just getting divorced. Okay, okay, soever, yeah, 0:42:27.000 --> 0:42:29.640 I are, I could afford mint. So I get up 0:42:29.640 --> 0:42:31.520 to the front there and then I have to go potty. 0:42:32.239 --> 0:42:34.920 So the girls over here and I'm like, excuse me, 0:42:35.040 --> 0:42:35.800 Drew's in front of me. 0:42:36.080 --> 0:42:37.720 I get up. I was excuse me, how to go potty? 0:42:37.840 --> 0:42:40.040 I go and I Drew is sleeping and I one 0:42:40.080 --> 0:42:45.360 of my aarpods fall out into her nestled I thing. 0:42:46.040 --> 0:42:47.200 And I'm like, oh fuck. 0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:49.080 So I go to the bathroom. Now I'm going peepiece 0:42:49.120 --> 0:42:50.759 and I'm like, what am I gonna do here? I'm like, 0:42:50.840 --> 0:42:53.560 I can't not, so I go. I'm like, you know what, 0:42:53.719 --> 0:42:55.400 it's fine. I just won't watch. I'll try to fall asleep. 0:42:55.440 --> 0:42:56.839 I go fall back asleep. Okay. 0:42:57.520 --> 0:43:02.680 I wake up to a full blown party meeting. Drew 0:43:02.800 --> 0:43:05.600 was in the corner, emotional about something. They're all talking, 0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:08.400 her friends are consoling her, and she's talking, and there's. 0:43:08.239 --> 0:43:09.680 Just about the time when she was going through some stuff. 0:43:09.680 --> 0:43:11.520 So I guess it's that I'm not listening. I just 0:43:11.560 --> 0:43:11.920 woke up. 0:43:11.920 --> 0:43:13.520 I still had the thing on, and I look and 0:43:13.560 --> 0:43:15.600 I'm like, oh, I'm like, now's the perfect time for 0:43:15.680 --> 0:43:16.120 me to look for. 0:43:16.160 --> 0:43:16.799 My air pod. 0:43:17.239 --> 0:43:20.200 And Drew Burron was empty mint seat, so I'm like 0:43:20.520 --> 0:43:22.600 looking over the thing, like trying to like find it, 0:43:22.760 --> 0:43:24.520 like what, but not go into her stuff because she 0:43:24.560 --> 0:43:26.680 has like a bag there. But she's kind of distracted 0:43:26.719 --> 0:43:28.759 at this point because they're all she's liking. She's like 0:43:28.880 --> 0:43:31.160 filled up and they're like petting her back, and I'm like, 0:43:31.200 --> 0:43:32.200 she's into it, so I don't want to. 0:43:32.239 --> 0:43:35.880 Be like going to like stealing the wallet. So I'm like, 0:43:35.920 --> 0:43:36.960 there's no easy way to do this. 0:43:37.360 --> 0:43:38.440 There's no easy way to do this. 0:43:38.880 --> 0:43:45.200 So I'm just like you and they're like what, and 0:43:45.239 --> 0:43:48.520 I'm like, nah, sorry, I'm trying to get I dropped 0:43:48.560 --> 0:43:50.319 an air pod. And she's like, oh, yeah, of course 0:43:50.360 --> 0:43:52.000 gets You're super sweet. She's like, oh, of course get it. 0:43:52.040 --> 0:43:53.680 And I got it. I found it and got it, 0:43:53.719 --> 0:43:56.200 and I just and that was the last moment. Oh, 0:43:57.239 --> 0:43:59.640 no vibes, No vibes. She was super sweet, really nice. 0:44:00.239 --> 0:44:02.080 Uh but they you know, when they got on, they 0:44:02.080 --> 0:44:03.680 were all very fun in public, but I was just like, oh, 0:44:03.760 --> 0:44:04.879 this is so weird, and I was like, oh, it's 0:44:04.920 --> 0:44:06.360 Drew Barrymore and all our friends. 0:44:06.840 --> 0:44:10.120 No vibes though, huh, no vibes you guys. 0:44:10.239 --> 0:44:11.800 Being good should be run up right in my alley. 0:44:11.960 --> 0:44:14.800 Very We're both focused on kindness, kindness. We're both touchy feely, 0:44:14.880 --> 0:44:17.400 like we levet to, you know, make sure everybody's okay, well, 0:44:17.520 --> 0:44:19.680 very positive, well, very positive people. Both could lose an 0:44:19.680 --> 0:44:20.799 air pod and then ass crack. 0:44:20.880 --> 0:44:24.640 Anybody could do that. Anybody, anybody me me the Berry Moore, anybody, 0:44:25.600 --> 0:44:29.080 I love Jersky. 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