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Speaker 1: You look great, pal. It's a nice comfortable shirt you
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Speaker 3: Well, here's another time you got me. I wore that's
Speaker 3: what shirt. I loved it. I ordered it. It was pink,
Speaker 3: and it comes it's like an off purple, and you go,
Speaker 3: that's not a good color on you. I go, okay,
Speaker 3: and then you're like, I'll take it, and I said okay,
Speaker 3: and then I literally went out. That same day, he
Speaker 3: went to Todd Snyder down in, uh, you know, here
Speaker 3: in New York, and I got this new powder baby
Speaker 3: blue one. I'll wear this today. And look who's wearing
Speaker 3: my old sweatshirt, my old friend. I didn't even know
Speaker 3: you're gonna wear that. That's so funny that you were what.
Speaker 3: I will say this, It does look great on you.
Speaker 1: I told you. It definitely looks better on me.
Speaker 3: It definitely looks great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure. I'm just saying that the blue
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Speaker 3: But you're that friend. You're that friend that will tell
Speaker 3: you just a straight shooter.
Speaker 1: That's what we do here.
Speaker 3: In the deep recesses of my subconscious I'm like I'm
Speaker 3: not really, this is not the color I wanted, and
Speaker 3: I don't think it looks good on me, and I
Speaker 3: never I never thought anything beyond that. And you're the
Speaker 3: one that will pry it out going, Yeah you don't
Speaker 3: look good at.
Speaker 1: It, pride or just pounded in.
Speaker 3: Well, you literally come out and say it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I think I think it's important to, you know,
Speaker 2: let your friends know, because there's nothing worse than that
Speaker 2: you see yourself in a picture and you're like, that
Speaker 2: doesn't look good on me, and you're with all your
Speaker 2: friends in a picture.
Speaker 1: You ever had that happened?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this podcast when we interviewed Colby, that's the heaviest
Speaker 3: I've ever been in my life. Really heaviest I've ever
Speaker 3: been in my life. Wow. And then I saw the
Speaker 3: one we did the Zoom Pittsburgh, and I was kind
Speaker 3: of getting together, but it was super early in the morning.
Speaker 3: I was to the LEUMUSX Fantasy Camp and since the
Speaker 3: Colby episode, I've lost ten eleven pounds.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were calling you Kobe Beef for that one.
Speaker 1: How was he? How was the thing?
Speaker 3: Why do the Leviu Fantasy camp was an amazing experience?
Speaker 1: Is that what you lost all the pounds because you
Speaker 1: were actually doing well.
Speaker 3: I lost all the weight, but then I got regimented
Speaker 3: with my diet and stopped eating after seven o'clock, which
Speaker 3: is like, you know, it's a pitfall for any comic
Speaker 3: on the road, of course.
Speaker 2: But I want to take a time out here talking
Speaker 2: me about this camp thing, because you were exercising and
Speaker 2: skating a lot, and you were able to do it
Speaker 2: without dying, which is very impressive.
Speaker 3: Without dying. Yes, I did not die, no death.
Speaker 2: You went straight from Nashville was a big fat bastard
Speaker 2: to that and you went right off the States.
Speaker 1: They just put you on skating.
Speaker 3: I am your friend.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh my god, do you remember.
Speaker 2: When you do you remember the video game NHL Hockey
Speaker 2: for for Nintendo when you could build your guy and
Speaker 2: you can make him bigger. I feel like that's what
Speaker 2: happened to you at the Limue camp. They're like, make
Speaker 2: him fatter, he'll be the who checks really well.
Speaker 1: Feed him. And then you went there and they'd be, oh, no,
Speaker 1: let's slim him up, make him a faster stainer. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it worked out. It was one of those things
Speaker 3: where you know the fantasy camp is basically Mario Lemieux.
Speaker 3: You know, I believe this is the greatest hockey player
Speaker 3: of all time. Stat's say he's second to Gretzky. You know,
Speaker 3: overcame cancer, et cetera, et cetera, and due to his
Speaker 3: cancer and him coming out the other end, thank God
Speaker 3: with it, he created the Maril Lumux Foundation, which raises
Speaker 3: money for cancer research and they put in wings in
Speaker 3: children's hospitals to make it make kids stays a little
Speaker 3: better while they're dealing with cancer. Right, So, over the
Speaker 3: years I've gotten to know them, I've become immersed in them.
Speaker 3: We do the comedy Jam every summer in Pittsburgh to
Speaker 3: raise money for them.
Speaker 1: Which is coming. It was just tickets on sale now.
Speaker 3: Actually tickets are on sale now and that is the
Speaker 3: data is July July eighteen eighteenth.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to be there, is going to be there.
Speaker 2: Q's going to be there, Yes, and then You're going
Speaker 2: to be there, and then you're gonna You're.
Speaker 1: Gonna be there. And then we have some other friends that.
Speaker 3: Are Frankie cynics. Yeah, people have done my favorite solo
Speaker 3: fit uh Lacelarabie a great comic. And then my good
Speaker 3: friend Brendan Wayne, who plays the Mandalorian, the day to
Speaker 3: day guy. He's gonna be doing a meet and greet,
Speaker 3: so if anybody has stuff they want signed or whatever like,
Speaker 3: he'll be in the lobby taking pictures for for people.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I've planned yet for this one,
Speaker 2: but every year i've I've brought the thunder, so I.
Speaker 3: Got you brought figure. I would say more than the thunder,
Speaker 3: but it's raining men, is how I describe you. You
Speaker 3: shocked me with an appearance of William Hung last year,
Speaker 3: which floored me. William Hung said, can you feel love tonight?
Speaker 3: From Ryan King.
Speaker 1: I don't know wan to do this year. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: figure out.
Speaker 3: And you orchestrated the encore. We had this Steelers drum
Speaker 3: line come out, and you came out to a full on,
Speaker 3: full gear drum drum gear. Uh Gwen Stefani's banana hallo
Speaker 3: back girl, that's right with with the drum, which.
Speaker 1: Was like and I needed the baton. That was fantastic.
Speaker 3: I mean with Walliam Hung, I fell to the ground laughing,
Speaker 3: and then this one I fell to the ground laughing
Speaker 3: even harder because you were you are like full on
Speaker 3: method actor. You commit to the bit and there's.
Speaker 2: No necessarily fit me well either for the comedy. But
Speaker 2: it was great for comedy and also kind off my circulation.
Speaker 1: I got lighted.
Speaker 3: But it's weird, you said, Bessie loved it for your anniversary.
Speaker 1: It was great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I brought the beat,
Speaker 1: but we did that. It was a drum so.
Speaker 3: Versus so Yes. Tickets on sale now Friday, July teenth,
Speaker 3: Rivers Casino, or you go to Punch Up Dot Live
Speaker 3: on my page and it's right there. But Rivers Casino, Pittsburgh.
Speaker 3: Tickets runs right now.
Speaker 1: All proceeds go to charity.
Speaker 3: All proceeds go to charity. And it's always sold out.
Speaker 3: It'll sell it this year again, and it's a it's
Speaker 3: a great comedy experience. As you've seen the show, I
Speaker 3: think most people don't know what the comedy Jam is.
Speaker 3: The comedy Jam is a show where comedians come out,
Speaker 3: you do fifteen minutes of material, then you sing a
Speaker 3: song of joyce with a live band. And what did
Speaker 3: you do the first first year?
Speaker 1: I did forget you? I see low Green and you
Speaker 1: had Yes and.
Speaker 2: I had kid Yes like party City right right, I
Speaker 2: got the big letters F and you, and I brought
Speaker 2: out the confetti canons and then I hired people to
Speaker 2: come out and start shooting and throwing confetti all over.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: Then this year when William Hung sang can you fee
Speaker 3: the Loft and I you.
Speaker 2: Had had a party city again, and I made them
Speaker 2: get blow up animal costumes and it was a giraffe,
Speaker 2: it was a lying in a zebra, and they were
Speaker 2: going around and saying yes in character.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you you fall on commit. I remember
Speaker 3: that first year too, when you did see Little Green.
Speaker 3: You had Jiggy out there dance and you're out there
Speaker 3: ans and you're singing, You're all in, You're fully committed.
Speaker 3: The whole audience is crazy. And because you commit so
Speaker 3: much and you had all these extra activities going on,
Speaker 3: Sal was after you and he was like, oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no no, And Sal's just gonna sing yeah, which
Speaker 3: would be normally fine for anybody else.
Speaker 1: Right then I think you're.
Speaker 2: Saying you want to dance with somebody by Yeah he did, okay,
Speaker 2: he did great. Yeah, but it's it's a tough fact
Speaker 2: to follow. And then you're like, I think, what would
Speaker 2: you last this year.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you should put me last, Like how William
Speaker 1: Hunk coming? You didn't know?
Speaker 2: I had no idea, So yeah, so that we should
Speaker 2: guys come out as if you're in Pittsburgh area, it's fun,
Speaker 2: or if you want to make a trip out of it,
Speaker 2: it's a great weekend.
Speaker 3: So yeah, we're gonna do it up. And then I
Speaker 3: did the Fantasy Camp and that's where Lemieux brings all
Speaker 3: these Hall of famers out, and then you have like
Speaker 3: me who's doing a stand up show, and then you
Speaker 3: have all these campers that are there to support the
Speaker 3: Lemoux Foundation. They pay a pretty penny to be there,
Speaker 3: but for five days you're you're treated like a professional athlete.
Speaker 3: You're playing a PPG arena where the Penguins play. You're
Speaker 3: given your own locker, you have laundry service, you have
Speaker 3: equipment managers, you have full on trainers. I was doing
Speaker 3: the cold plunge and hot plunge after games.
Speaker 1: The hot plunges like.
Speaker 2: A teapot, well, you you made a pop lunch, just
Speaker 2: not a thing.
Speaker 1: A hot plunge is basically a jacuzzi you met.
Speaker 3: It's a super hot AaTh I think it's like over
Speaker 3: it's like a hundred sum and you're sitting there for
Speaker 3: four minutes. Then you go in the cold plunge for
Speaker 3: two and you do that back and forth three times.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So I.
Speaker 3: Did that and it accelerates your circulation.
Speaker 1: There's care of inflammation. Guys, you have inflammation problems, Cold
Speaker 1: plunge is the way to go.
Speaker 3: I've heard are you making this up?
Speaker 2: No, I've heard that from people for real, for about
Speaker 2: cold plunge. Don't do it. I'm very inflamed. I'm Johnny.
Speaker 2: I'm Johnny Brow. I'm flaming on. That's I'm very inflanting.
Speaker 1: I am. There's nothing can help this flame.
Speaker 3: You. You hope to be right. You hope to be
Speaker 3: inflamed every pri parade, right like I, I'm flaming in
Speaker 3: some capacity.
Speaker 1: I burned bright.
Speaker 2: Let's just say there's no breaking down this inflammation, no
Speaker 2: amount of stopping the dis mission.
Speaker 3: But we did that, and then because of that, I
Speaker 3: lost I lost a pretty nice chunk of weight.
Speaker 1: I will say, it's fun to be able to see
Speaker 1: your jaw line, buddy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well this is it's the gizzard, that's.
Speaker 1: When it comes out. It's nice. That's because you definitely have.
Speaker 1: You have a cheekbone, which we normally don't get to
Speaker 1: see that much. If you look at some of the clips,
Speaker 1: you get the cheekbone to the jaw line. You have
Speaker 1: a strong drawl. It's nice.
Speaker 4: You should taking.
Speaker 1: Apples coming back here you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just hides behind some Jersey mics and chicken.
Speaker 3: And you're a problem on the road. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: That's what you're around me anymore. I've noticed. I've noticed
Speaker 1: you have been on the road me forever.
Speaker 3: It's been a minute that people have talked. You surprised
Speaker 3: me in Vegas?
Speaker 1: I did. You don't surprise me anyway, You never surprised me.
Speaker 1: I have to come to you. I well, oh, that's
Speaker 1: surprised Vegas fun.
Speaker 3: I have to work. You have you you can leisurely
Speaker 3: just say nah myself like I'm out here working. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna do this for myself.
Speaker 2: I was in Vegas for work and I popped in.
Speaker 2: But listen you, that was really fun. You wouldn't see
Speaker 2: me coming in Vegas.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: You. I'm in the middle of the show.
Speaker 2: And J be Chemical Comedy Club where you could sketch
Speaker 2: Steve Burn twice a year twice a month.
Speaker 3: Twice a month. Here's the great thing about Joe though
Speaker 3: anybody else, they'd sit in the back, they'd wait for
Speaker 3: a joke to end. They'd be like, well, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: wait to the punchline. Joe. Literally, you just see him
Speaker 3: storming up. You got a very distinct walk. Can you
Speaker 3: just walk right up? Doesn't matter what bit a miliment off,
Speaker 3: doesn't matter. You just walk right up, grab a microphone,
Speaker 3: and now you're part of the show and the audience.
Speaker 3: It's so funny because it takes the audience like maybe
Speaker 3: five seconds like hold on, wait, who is this? Whoa
Speaker 3: and then the place goes crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very fun. It's very fun. I have a
Speaker 2: good time with the pop and stuff. It's always so great.
Speaker 2: I actually just got to do Doctor.
Speaker 1: Phil Live in Minneapolis with Adam Rant.
Speaker 2: Adam is such a great show. If it's in your town,
Speaker 2: check it out. Yeah, he does such a such a
Speaker 2: good show. But it was just fun to like because
Speaker 2: he doesn't announce the guests, so the way you find
Speaker 2: it out is if you're in the room. Sure in
Speaker 2: the place a rupted, which is always good. It's nice
Speaker 2: to feel the love from people. But my fairy thing
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 1: I didn't even look. I was watching you. I just like,
Speaker 1: watch your face realize it's me like, no.
Speaker 3: Hold on, are you doing this? It's great because then
Speaker 3: it's like, you know, you're normally doing a show, which
Speaker 3: is always fun, but then it's like, oh, now I
Speaker 3: get to have fun. You know you're there to service
Speaker 3: the audience. But but let me ask you, when you
Speaker 3: do your show is obviously they're paying to see you.
Speaker 3: When you do something like Doctor Phil and you walk
Speaker 3: out and you hear that reception and you've done it
Speaker 3: a few other times and some other things you told
Speaker 3: me about, But what's that like to know that there's
Speaker 3: like the element of surprise. I love that, and you're
Speaker 3: still hearing that adoration.
Speaker 1: I love that. I do well Adam.
Speaker 2: Adam's got some crossover too, because like he was with
Speaker 2: South for a while. But like when I went and
Speaker 2: did Matt Rice's show, He's at De Lago up and
Speaker 2: i'll say New York, and he was like, hey, you
Speaker 2: should just come out whatever, and I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know how big of you know?
Speaker 1: So I when I went up.
Speaker 2: There and everybody went to that, it's like, oh, that's
Speaker 2: really like you feel like, you know, people who like
Speaker 2: comedy know you, not just fans of the insider world.
Speaker 2: So it's nice to see like outside of your immediate
Speaker 2: world when you're just in the comedy, you know, shows
Speaker 2: and scenes, it's a different fun thing.
Speaker 1: Even the love I get on different podcasts.
Speaker 2: That we go on, you know, on the like I
Speaker 2: was just ad that's a long ago the Tiger Belly
Speaker 2: with Bobby Lee, which I had never done, so to
Speaker 2: sit down with him and then instead read all the
Speaker 2: comments of being like, oh, you know, I didn't know
Speaker 2: them this way, you know.
Speaker 1: Before like people just get exposure and you read the
Speaker 1: show and stuff. So it's fun.
Speaker 2: I really enjoy this part of this journey for me
Speaker 2: now because I never had that. It was always self
Speaker 2: created self I think, you know. We're recording this today
Speaker 2: on March fourth, and today, twenty five years ago was
Speaker 2: the first day I ever performed live with the boys.
Speaker 2: Five years ago March fourth, two thousand, we did a
Speaker 2: show at the Producers Club, an improv comedy show, the
Speaker 2: Ten to Loins Present Wow, and it was ours. The
Speaker 2: name of the first show I forget was Espionage, I
Speaker 2: think was the name of it. And we did a
Speaker 2: live show for the first time ever, and it's twenty
Speaker 2: five years and it's still doing it and it really
Speaker 2: I reflected today about it, and I was like, this
Speaker 2: is really cool that this journey is still burning bright
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 3: So you remember that date specifically specifically? Yeah, and have
Speaker 3: you did you do a little text chain this morning?
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, guys, MR started it off because somebody stole
Speaker 2: We lost the tape of it because we recorded all
Speaker 2: of our shows.
Speaker 1: And somebody stole the campaign from the back.
Speaker 2: Somebody came up it was a good show and walked
Speaker 2: down at the same moment we all realized it and
Speaker 2: it was a fifty person theater and it was both
Speaker 2: basically mainly friends and family. So sad was like somebody
Speaker 2: stole a camera and everybody ran out and hit the
Speaker 2: streets like trying to find it was.
Speaker 1: All gone forever.
Speaker 3: How was that show?
Speaker 1: Oh, it was insanity. It was probably terrible. I don't remember.
Speaker 2: It was an improv show, you know, we were doing
Speaker 2: as a family, But I remember a big last but
Speaker 2: I think what they were was just I remember enjoying
Speaker 2: the night very much.
Speaker 1: It was unbelievable. Now with the two shows both sold out,
Speaker 1: fifty people each, Yeah, which is great. Where was it
Speaker 1: at again, it was at the Producers Club. We always rented.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we always rented our own spaces and shows, and
Speaker 2: I think like a couple of times we ended up.
Speaker 1: Like owing twenty bucks.
Speaker 2: But those shows we crushed. It was two sold out nights.
Speaker 2: I think we made one hundred dollars each, which is
Speaker 2: really cool. And yeah, it was just it just like
Speaker 2: my whole journey has been starting today twenty five years before.
Speaker 3: That's dude, well congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 2: And then tonight I get to perform live with you.
Speaker 2: We're doing our live to cool Wops.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna lose a hundred bucks, but dude, what
Speaker 3: what an amazing journey. And I think it's like, what
Speaker 3: do you think about when you go back in time?
Speaker 3: Because when I recollect, I always think those early years,
Speaker 3: my first four or five years are so romantic to me,
Speaker 3: of course, because it's like meeting a girl for the
Speaker 3: first time, and it's like it's like all the things
Speaker 3: you want to do, wouldn't it be nice that Brian Wilson,
Speaker 3: But what was it? What was that journey for you
Speaker 3: those first few years or like pie in the sky
Speaker 3: or dreams thoughts.
Speaker 1: It was all hobby.
Speaker 2: It wasn't really I didn't think I was gonna have
Speaker 2: a career in comedy at all. Even while we were
Speaker 2: doing those shows, I was always we did.
Speaker 1: It on the weekend, you know.
Speaker 3: It was kind of thing, you know, for years, just
Speaker 3: a side dish.
Speaker 2: Yes, that was it, even like almost it was probably
Speaker 2: a decade almost right nineteen. Well, we started rehearsing in
Speaker 2: ninety nine and then we didn't get on air till
Speaker 2: two thousand. We did in two thousand and nine. Was
Speaker 2: like two thousand nine or basically a decade just for
Speaker 2: doing anything. But do you remember the date of your
Speaker 2: first stand up show?
Speaker 3: September thirty, nineteen ninety seven. You know I was, I am, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's fantastic, Yeah, I yeah, because I had a journal
Speaker 3: that I wrote every show down my first probably like
Speaker 3: eight years of stand up that and I wrote everything down,
Speaker 3: and then it got to a point where it was
Speaker 3: just cataloging the nights and shows because it was like
Speaker 3: I know what I'm doing now, you know, but it
Speaker 3: just transcribe and kind of like notate all that stuff.
Speaker 3: It was. It was pretty wild to go back and
Speaker 3: look at that if you had to.
Speaker 1: Guess how many shows have you done? I thought about
Speaker 1: how many spots have you done?
Speaker 3: I mean, it's.
Speaker 1: Gotta be in the hundreds of thousand, your oldest shit.
Speaker 3: You got to be because I was doing I was
Speaker 3: doing seven or eight sets a night. Yeah, on a Monday. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean that that'd be great on a Saturday, but
Speaker 3: like on a Monday, I was doing that. And my
Speaker 3: first eight years, i'd say eight to ten years were
Speaker 3: in New York City. So I mean, you do the
Speaker 3: math on that, It's like, wow, it's it kind of
Speaker 3: adds up. And then all the road stuff and three
Speaker 3: shows a night on Saturdays in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: You've got to be over one hundred thousand, Joes, I would.
Speaker 3: I would assume it's got to be somewhere in there.
Speaker 3: And at some point you'd think I'd figure there's goddamn
Speaker 3: job bellt but yet to yet to.
Speaker 2: You know, it's just good about you don't give up,
Speaker 2: even though you still suck. After one hundred thousand, You're like,
Speaker 2: I'm going to get this.
Speaker 1: You don't give up. That's what I'm saying. That's what
Speaker 1: people admire about you at home about it all the time.
Speaker 1: It's like everybody all signs a pointing that he should
Speaker 1: give up, and he just won't. It's admirable, it's admirable. Kudos.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, my wife always says to my son,
Speaker 3: She's just like, you know, do you want to grow
Speaker 3: up and be like daddy or do you want to
Speaker 3: be successful?
Speaker 1: Funny?
Speaker 3: No, it is a it's a hell of a journey.
Speaker 3: But I think especially like like for you to see
Speaker 3: like and and to go back for a second before
Speaker 3: we get into this, just to give you another compliment,
Speaker 3: I think, like you think of a show like Portlandia, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: a very kind of niche, very cult following or you know, Bobo,
Speaker 3: what was it, mister show? Like all those shows are
Speaker 3: so revered and so appreciated, right even the rest of development,
Speaker 3: Like that's a revered show, never had the viewership. That's
Speaker 3: why he got canceled, right, and then it was a
Speaker 3: reboot and it just didn't do anything right. And as
Speaker 3: much as like that hardcore community loves it, it's still
Speaker 3: kind of like a little niche thing. Whereas Jokers was,
Speaker 3: that's a show that everybody knows. It's one of the few,
Speaker 3: and I believe it's the last. It's the last kind
Speaker 3: of like cultural touchstone that this kind of had in
Speaker 3: terms of entertainment. And I think the last time I
Speaker 3: saw the country galvanized around something was like Tiger King,
Speaker 3: but we were forced to watch it because of COVID, right,
Speaker 3: But prior to it's like, my kids know the Impractical Jokers, right,
Speaker 3: and they watch YouTube. They don't watch traditional TV, but
Speaker 3: they know because the clips come up in the feed
Speaker 3: and stuff. So I think it really is like I
Speaker 3: think the Big Bang theories, like the last sitcom that
Speaker 3: everybody will have remembered. I think Impractical Jokers the last
Speaker 3: show that even if you never saw an episode, you
Speaker 3: know exactly who those four people are. But the issue
Speaker 3: is the great thing is that I think like at
Speaker 3: least eighty five percent of this country has seen at
Speaker 3: least one episode of that show. And then you think
Speaker 3: about the plethora of all those other people. So when
Speaker 3: you're talking about cross pollinating, you could show up at
Speaker 3: Kevin Hart show, the place would go crazy. You could
Speaker 3: show up at Matt Riiche, et cetera, et cetera. You
Speaker 3: go to Dolly Parton and she'd be like, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: bring out a friend. Like, the place would go nuts.
Speaker 3: It's like it's amazing using the the outreach.
Speaker 1: The reach is crazy. Yeah, I feel that all the
Speaker 1: time because you talk about that all the time.
Speaker 2: Like when we're on the road, I bring you know,
Speaker 2: when Mark and I will stop and like we're in
Speaker 2: between driving between Topeka, Kansas, and we're Omaha, Nebraska and
Speaker 2: we have to get gas in the middle of nowhere
Speaker 2: and we just pop in the store and you have
Speaker 2: the guy behind the kind and be like, hola shy,
Speaker 2: you know, you know, ever he takes out his flip
Speaker 2: Camera's like let me take a picture, you know, Like
Speaker 2: it's unbelievable, Like you have all these things where no
Speaker 2: matter where people see me driving, I'm like, how do
Speaker 2: you know? Like it's still not lost on me, Like
Speaker 2: the reach is crazy, but like people no matter where
Speaker 2: I go, somebody's gonna be like you you Joe Gator,
Speaker 2: you know that guy, which is which is so fun.
Speaker 3: But I think it's like it was if there was
Speaker 3: a comparison, right, if I had to think about it,
Speaker 3: like Jackass, but the difference was like Jackass was pranking
Speaker 3: everybody else whereas you guys are so communal. I think
Speaker 3: that's why the hard the relatability of it is like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's me and my friends, right, yeah, I mean, I'm
Speaker 3: sure you've dissected the psychology of this thing to the
Speaker 3: end degree. But I think other than those two, I
Speaker 3: think that's kind of like those two cultural touchstones in
Speaker 3: the country. But man, what a what a ride to
Speaker 3: have been on it. I can't think of anything since
Speaker 3: that is coming to the ether, can you? I don't know,
Speaker 3: well not because nobody would know better than you.
Speaker 2: Well, I think the the cable network's to the street.
Speaker 2: The American movement to streamers instantly dissected the audience, right
Speaker 2: because you either you had netflixure.
Speaker 1: You didn't, you have Hulu, you don't, you have whatever?
Speaker 2: You know, So if anytory you have Apple Plus or
Speaker 2: you don't? You know, So people if you're not on
Speaker 2: basic cable, you know. I mean, the only thing I
Speaker 2: will I'll honestly say, is like, like there's probably some
Speaker 2: of those HDTV shows or Real Housewives, you know, but
Speaker 2: where I think I don't know, the Housewive is still
Speaker 2: a little bit more sexual, but I think they do
Speaker 2: have a broad reach.
Speaker 1: But that's those kinds of are the ones that are.
Speaker 3: But even like the oscars the Oscars was the third
Speaker 3: ratest lowest Oscars in the history of the Oscars. And
Speaker 3: again just in terms of like communal entertainment, that one
Speaker 3: that won, I don't I don't think I've even still
Speaker 3: the trailer for it, right for Anora, I have no
Speaker 3: idea what what the movie's about. I don't know what
Speaker 3: the premise. I haven't heard anything about it, and it won.
Speaker 3: And the other one we were talking in the Zoe whatever,
Speaker 3: so I forget how do you say her last name?
Speaker 3: But yeah, you think about that, like, that's a girl
Speaker 3: that's in Avengers and and I don't even know her
Speaker 3: last name. I know it's Zoe. I think she's fantastic,
Speaker 3: but I don't even know her movie. I have no clue.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I saw Conclave and I walked, I will you watch?
Speaker 3: I watched Conclave because you know, I'm a I'm a Catholic. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, this is Ray Fines is
Speaker 3: pretty cool. And then it's a it's a do you
Speaker 3: know what it's about?
Speaker 1: No, well, but based on your it's not good.
Speaker 3: Well I saw it in Nashville, mind you Okay, And
Speaker 3: it's a it's about a new pope and it's the
Speaker 3: process of garnering a new pope, and what you learn
Speaker 3: at the end of the film, the sixth sent twist,
Speaker 3: is that the pope is a trans and you're just
Speaker 3: sitting there like, come on in conclave, in conclave, yeah, Transphope, Transphope, yeah,
Speaker 3: trans Pope. And now look, I'm in Nashville and I
Speaker 3: heard a guy go oh, fuck no, and he got
Speaker 3: up and walked out.
Speaker 1: They cry and gained the pope. The pope. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And my wife and I really enjoyed the film up
Speaker 3: until that moment because there was so much suspense and
Speaker 3: it's just like that's you're just shoehorning that in to
Speaker 3: make a statement. And again, it's like Christianity, Catholicism, it's
Speaker 3: always been a punching bag in terms of the entertainment industry.
Speaker 3: You can make fun of it, you can do it.
Speaker 3: You you know you you never make fun of Mohammed.
Speaker 3: You never make fun There's never been a horror film
Speaker 3: inside a temple. But it's like, for some reason, this
Speaker 3: is the one sect of religion that can be made
Speaker 3: fun of over and over and over again. And it's like, look,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have minded if it was a great if
Speaker 3: it was a payoff the path, right, but it just
Speaker 3: kind of like came out of nowhere, and it's like
Speaker 3: it's Hollywood. Oh, I get it. You did it because
Speaker 3: of X Y Z and it backs up your narrative
Speaker 3: and your mandate and it's gonna win awards, and it
Speaker 3: was nominated, right, but nobody went and saw it, and
Speaker 3: the few people that did see it, people like me,
Speaker 3: were fucking bamboozled. Yeah, and it was like, why I.
Speaker 1: Didn't even know that about it?
Speaker 2: Well, you should put we gotta put a spoiler layer
Speaker 2: on here because people don't know about the pope.
Speaker 1: I mean, you've gotta let them know they're gonna be ruined.
Speaker 1: Conclave for tens of people.
Speaker 3: Out for a six months. But even have you seen
Speaker 3: any of the Oscar films? I couldn't even I couldn't
Speaker 3: even name five.
Speaker 1: I saw a real hurt, a real pain. I saw
Speaker 1: a real pain, which he won.
Speaker 3: The award for Oh the Jesse Eisenbergsberg. I thought I
Speaker 3: like him.
Speaker 1: I thought it was well done.
Speaker 3: I didn't see that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that one well done and it was good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, Kieran Colkan won the award, very well
Speaker 2: deserved I thought it was fantastic. He's one of my
Speaker 2: favorite movies back in the day. Speaking of a concluicte
Speaker 2: secret Live of Altar Boys. Do you know that one
Speaker 2: see Lives of Altar Boys.
Speaker 1: Back in the day. There we go, another Catholic, one
Speaker 1: of her favorite movies. Well, I've won that. He might
Speaker 1: have won for that. I don't know. Take a look
Speaker 1: at that. He might have won. Who he was, He
Speaker 1: might have been nominated. I think he won for it.
Speaker 3: The World, The World, And that's a film so good,
Speaker 3: that is so good. It was ahead of its time,
Speaker 3: and it had everything in it that a Hollywood film
Speaker 3: would want these days. You want diversity, you want uh,
Speaker 3: somebody that's gay or whatever. And it was all done
Speaker 3: to serve the story. Yeah, y a narrative and none
Speaker 3: of it was done to just shoehorn in a black
Speaker 3: person that has a strong or a gay person that
Speaker 3: it's just like it was hilarious. He was great in
Speaker 3: that movie.
Speaker 1: He was so funny.
Speaker 3: And that could be a toss away, a tossway roll
Speaker 3: by the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he made something well.
Speaker 4: It's called The Dangerous Lives of Baltimore, Dangerous Lives Ultimate. Okay,
Speaker 4: I don't see it winning any awards.
Speaker 1: Was kiaren Cochin he was in it? Was he not?
Speaker 1: I know? Fad Was he nominated? Was he nominated in
Speaker 1: any other ones? Uh?
Speaker 3: It looks like they were up for Is he.
Speaker 1: Ever nominated besides this one that he just won? I
Speaker 1: think he was. I thought it was that. I could
Speaker 1: be wrong. Well, maybe he won a Golden Globe or something.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe globe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well that that's that's that's thanks for
Speaker 2: coming to two Cool Mom's review movies.
Speaker 1: And let's get into doing what we do, right.
Speaker 3: Could just bring up the list of the ten films
Speaker 3: that were nominated and and you read them and tell
Speaker 3: us if you even heard of it?
Speaker 1: Got it? Okay? Okay, Well the we're gonna see if
Speaker 1: we Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember like always knowing the Oscars and always known
Speaker 2: every movie, like, oh I saw him and see and
Speaker 2: we watched.
Speaker 1: I watched a lot of movies. I just don't know
Speaker 1: if I've seen a lot of this year's.
Speaker 3: I just saw the Monkey in the movie theater.
Speaker 1: Have you seen it? You love it?
Speaker 3: Fucking one of the best films I've seen a long time.
Speaker 3: I loved it.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: Uh, these are the top ten. Well, these are the
Speaker 4: Academy Award for Best Picture nominee.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, okay for this year.
Speaker 3: Yes, good one.
Speaker 1: The Brutalist didn't say it. Heard of it architect something
Speaker 1: about Jewish. That's all I know, right that.
Speaker 3: Something about right, he's he's a Jewish tagline.
Speaker 1: Architects, something about Jewish. Comes see the Brutalist.
Speaker 3: It's gonna win.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't say. Wicked didn't say it. Dune Part
Speaker 1: two didn't say. I saw that it was nominated for
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Wow, I saw that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't see what I would I will. I
Speaker 1: will see Wicked. I would have. I just haven't seen
Speaker 1: it yet. Wicked was one I wouldn't see. The Brutalist.
Speaker 1: I don't think I wouldn't see Doune two The Substance.
Speaker 1: Didn't see it.
Speaker 3: I'm still here.
Speaker 1: I'm still here as the one with the wait. I
Speaker 1: think I saw that. Who's I'm still here? What is
Speaker 1: still here? What's it?
Speaker 3: It was in it? Uh?
Speaker 1: He's caught off guard by Who's I have no idea.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm still substance.
Speaker 1: I saw you saw substance, Substance, give me more. What's
Speaker 1: her name one for it.
Speaker 2: She won the Best Actress, not them, the other girl,
Speaker 2: Mickey Rooney, Mikey Marky McQuay.
Speaker 1: That's her, Mikey Madison, Picky Vicky Markey Rooney won Best
Speaker 1: Apporting Actor for this Vicky Rooney mouse substance abuse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm still here.
Speaker 4: Stars, Fernando Torres, Fernando Montenegroton mellow.
Speaker 3: No, this is a trans one right? No? Is that
Speaker 3: the transport?
Speaker 1: That's what's a trans one?
Speaker 3: There's three trans ones.
Speaker 1: That's the one with Jellie.
Speaker 3: There's another trans Okay, I have nickel boys. What nickel boys,
Speaker 3: nickel back.
Speaker 1: They're not the best picture. Nickel boys don't know it. Conclave, Conclave,
Speaker 1: that's when we talked about about the Pope.
Speaker 3: A complete unknown.
Speaker 1: That was the one with the.
Speaker 3: Bob Dylan one.
Speaker 1: I know that I haven't I know that I haven't
Speaker 1: seen it.
Speaker 3: Amelia Perez.
Speaker 2: That's the one about the transform, Okay, Zoe and Anora
Speaker 2: Anora there go and that's the one I won, right,
Speaker 2: aura A snor by.
Speaker 3: The way, Bora, I would maybe I I've heard of
Speaker 3: five heard and that's fifty percent.
Speaker 1: That's not bad though. That's passing in most states.
Speaker 3: But how many of I think I've seen two?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but how many of them have seen you?
Speaker 3: Well, that's the name of my next specialist.
Speaker 1: Complete Complete. Its gonna be a bora. Let's get in
Speaker 1: help here we go, let's do it. Mark. Do we
Speaker 1: have any questions from the people and the questions?
Speaker 4: Questions?
Speaker 1: Wonderful question Mark? Where do they submit their queries?
Speaker 4: You can send it to us on two Cool Moms
Speaker 4: on the Instagram page or okay, the email it's too
Speaker 4: cool moms pot a Gmail.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, buddy, you're also talking to us from the
Speaker 1: sh shadows. I don't know. I wouldn't like you.
Speaker 3: I prefer to being complete dark.
Speaker 1: You look like the banker on a Billionaire on what's
Speaker 1: that one? Who is the banker? What's show?
Speaker 2: No dealer?
Speaker 1: No no, no, no the banker like deal and no deal,
Speaker 1: no deal. Okay.
Speaker 4: First question comes from Lauren. She says, I'm living on
Speaker 4: my own for the first time. What laundry settings do
Speaker 4: you use? So she she goes into and listen, I've
Speaker 4: been there. I think you guys have all been there.
Speaker 4: But she says hot, cold, warm, all these tumble settings tied?
Speaker 4: How many dryer sheets? I watch things online?
Speaker 3: But I only trust my two cool moms.
Speaker 1: I love you. I love you, I always have been.
Speaker 3: Do you do your laundry?
Speaker 1: Well I did for a while, but I don't do
Speaker 1: it anymore. Bessie won't let me do it.
Speaker 3: She will not let you do this.
Speaker 1: One of the things she does. She's just like she
Speaker 1: does a laundry. She's like, I got laundry. Like I
Speaker 1: try to wash the kids clothes sometimes, like you try,
Speaker 1: how about And she's like, no, that's nice, Yeah, well
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 3: What do you have to do?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: If she's doing that, if she's like I'm taking this,
Speaker 3: there's there's something she's got to be kicking.
Speaker 1: I'm mostly on.
Speaker 2: Dog duty when I'm home, making sure the dogs aren't
Speaker 2: tear in the house party list. When I'm downstairs with them,
Speaker 2: they are way calmer, they'll nap and when they won't
Speaker 2: get any trouble. As many accidents in the house. So
Speaker 2: she likes me to be down I think she just
Speaker 2: wants me to be away from her.
Speaker 1: Another thing about she does all the upstairs.
Speaker 2: No, I'm kidding, she like what I do a lot
Speaker 2: of that dog stuff I do, you know, the garbage stuff.
Speaker 2: You know, for the most part, I do that and
Speaker 2: then I'll move boxes a lot, like the Amazon packages
Speaker 2: come in. The Amazon packages come in, and get them
Speaker 2: from the outside.
Speaker 3: Go oh good, something awesome again. Yeah, we get a
Speaker 3: box cutter. That's you're that's that you're.
Speaker 2: Not it's not awesome, like it's like sometimes it's like
Speaker 2: it's dog food's you know, it's not what do you
Speaker 2: think is coming to the house.
Speaker 1: It's not Christmas, you know, it's essentials. It's paper towels.
Speaker 1: When am I hoping it up? Don't you go grocery shopping?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Never, who goes grocery instagart?
Speaker 3: She have everything delivered, all delivered like a uh on,
Speaker 3: like a schedule.
Speaker 1: No, No, they did. The in laws. They are in Georgia. Peaches.
Speaker 3: I love grocery shop. I love it.
Speaker 1: I love the supermarket. She hates them really. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I love finding what we're gonna eat that week. To
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, let's plant it out. Let me get
Speaker 3: my ingredients. Chicken pacada.
Speaker 1: You made a pocada.
Speaker 3: I know how to do it. It's now my favorite
Speaker 3: dish to make.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot of work, but I love making it.
Speaker 1: Gotta make it a pokada. Gott a pocada.
Speaker 2: That's what they say all the time when you're in
Speaker 2: you make out of chicken, you gotta vocada. Okay, But
Speaker 2: the name of the episode got a pakada.
Speaker 1: Write it down, that's what it is. I will say
Speaker 1: this about dry, about laundry.
Speaker 2: I'm I learned early on hot towels, cold everything else,
Speaker 2: what Mike drop No whites, whites get hot. Hey, listen,
Speaker 2: I want to bring color into this. I don't want
Speaker 2: to try to divide the country like you do all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: We get it, you're edgy.
Speaker 2: Colors are not okay, Listen, I don't care what color
Speaker 2: you are. If your towel yat, you're a hot towel,
Speaker 2: and if you're not a towel, you cold.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: I don't see anything else besides I.
Speaker 3: Put my whites in, I put a dash of bleach.
Speaker 3: I put it on hot. Uh, coloreds cold, that's it. Colors, colors, colors,
Speaker 3: color colors, what colored clothing?
Speaker 1: Color clothing is right, But the setting is colors. Coloreds.
Speaker 1: You said coloreds like you're like you're a grandfather in Georgia. Colors.
Speaker 1: This whole question, now, the whole question's gotta go.
Speaker 3: I didn't pikatta. I gotta I gotta remember takata.
Speaker 2: No, it's yeah, how about you have you ruined with
Speaker 2: wrong settings? I've ruined so many clothes. In the beginning,
Speaker 2: I washed a suit.
Speaker 1: Hey, I had no idea.
Speaker 3: I threw my suit was in the washing machine.
Speaker 1: I had no idea.
Speaker 3: You had to dry clean it. And then I dried
Speaker 3: it and it was like zinc And I go, oh, no,
Speaker 3: my father's like, you fucking it up. Of course, you
Speaker 3: absolute moron.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had no idea.
Speaker 3: I had no idea.
Speaker 2: I used to do laundry with the kid, me and Justin.
Speaker 2: We lived in uh, you know, La two thousand and
Speaker 2: three five. You know, so it's the first time I
Speaker 2: really used a laundry machine in a building. For the
Speaker 2: most part, most of the time, I would always have
Speaker 2: my laundry and in the in the unit or whatever.
Speaker 2: And I remember like going down there and I saw
Speaker 2: I was like loading him the clothes, and I saw
Speaker 2: this girl come down and she just had a It
Speaker 2: was just she clearly spilt like red wine or something
Speaker 2: all over like it was like an aerical rug.
Speaker 3: Right, she was jamming the rug in a washing machine
Speaker 3: like Jimmy and I was like, and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh okay, and then she like put it on and
Speaker 3: left and I remember the machine going.
Speaker 1: I was like, because all the weight got shifted, right,
Speaker 1: yeaheah with the tumbles. I just started smoking.
Speaker 3: I was at your twenties right there, right, you don't know, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can't do that.
Speaker 1: You thrown suits in?
Speaker 3: What have you ruined?
Speaker 2: I am not very good on when it comes to
Speaker 2: the heat settings. I shrink a lot of stuff. I
Speaker 2: blame the dryer, but I think I also expand at
Speaker 2: the same time when I watched things, So I like,
Speaker 2: I just yelled at best because I.
Speaker 1: Said best, Actually, you shrunk my favorite Yeah, you shrunk
Speaker 1: my favorite white. I have a long, sly white T shirt.
Speaker 1: I was like, I shrunk my favorite white. She goes,
Speaker 1: I hung dry that. She's like, you're just getting fat,
Speaker 1: Like Mike dropped and walked out.
Speaker 3: And like, well, I remember this. I was dating this
Speaker 3: girl in Los Angeles when I was first kind of
Speaker 3: like working there before I moved there, spelled red one
Speaker 3: on a rug. Well she uh, she was a bit
Speaker 3: of a slob, right, So there was clothing all over
Speaker 3: a place, so I guess it all all the clothing up.
Speaker 3: I put it in two laundry bags. I brought it
Speaker 3: to a drop and wash, right, I said, I like to,
Speaker 3: you know, wash all this, all these clothing, all the clothing.
Speaker 3: And then it was like, you know, it was a
Speaker 3: big chunk of clothing. Sorry, I bring it back. Everything's folded,
Speaker 3: everything's sordid. And she was like, oh no, and I
Speaker 3: was like what, She's like, half the stuff you can't wash.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's like, oh my god. I literally ruined
Speaker 3: have her fucking wardrobe. And I was like, I was like, great,
Speaker 3: now I got to take you shopping, like like like
Speaker 3: I'm not Richard Gear, but we'll go shopping. Yeah, oh
Speaker 3: my god.
Speaker 2: That like you should try not just being a disgusting
Speaker 2: ping and leaving yourself everywhere.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I should just picked it up and swept
Speaker 3: and dusted and instead the I think.
Speaker 1: The dry sheets are bullshit. We dry sheet. I don't
Speaker 1: do dry sheets. I think that's I think that's marketing.
Speaker 2: The snuggle Bonnie that had the snuggle Little how us
Speaker 2: just a little bear, so I'll snuggly your clothes so
Speaker 2: snugly bullshit, It doesn't work that way.
Speaker 3: Fabric softener, Yeah, yeah, what is it what is it softening?
Speaker 1: Is it fab Is it softening the fat fabrics? Well,
Speaker 1: it's in the title.
Speaker 3: How how's it? How can you soften what's already made?
Speaker 1: I know it's just chemicals. It's breaking down the dirt
Speaker 1: further to bring it back to its national natural form.
Speaker 3: You know, I've always called you the closest I'll get
Speaker 3: to talk an elon musk.
Speaker 2: Is you?
Speaker 3: That's right? Because you break everything down? You know it
Speaker 3: all I do.
Speaker 1: I'm able to answer with a lie. The wealth of
Speaker 1: knowledge that I make up all the time. I know
Speaker 1: it's not snugly. So I would tell her hot if
Speaker 1: it's a towel, cold if it's not.
Speaker 3: Don't use the dry sheets bullshit, I say, white, hot
Speaker 3: colors very good? Uh cold? Don't put too much in?
Speaker 1: Yeah, less is more, less is more, for sure.
Speaker 3: A dash of bleach with the whites.
Speaker 1: They listen to Katie Berry. You're hot in your cold?
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: D sheets could go down? All right, here we go,
Speaker 1: all right, give us another marking.
Speaker 4: And people use dryer sheets to reduce static.
Speaker 3: That's Oh.
Speaker 4: Have you ever done laundry and you don't use dry
Speaker 4: street and you get the static actions or like the
Speaker 4: sweatshirt feels like.
Speaker 1: I'm like this my body and I blame the sweatshirt. Okay.
Speaker 4: Next question comes from Lynn Lynn is spending money?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Is spending money on upgrading plane seats?
Speaker 1: Worth it?
Speaker 4: I have a long flight and am struggling with the
Speaker 4: extra money required to move up. Is the money better
Speaker 4: spent on experiences on my trip or the upgraded seat?
Speaker 3: What you asked, dipshit right here went to Australia, wouldn't splurge?
Speaker 1: Mark went to Australia from New.
Speaker 2: Believable economy an economy mind on economy minus to Australia.
Speaker 4: I will I will say that there is like that
Speaker 4: flight was so long that they treated me like economy plus.
Speaker 4: I will say I got there was some luxury features.
Speaker 4: I got a blanket, the meals were good.
Speaker 3: But I think part of part of the trip on
Speaker 3: a long trip like that, the flight is part of it.
Speaker 3: It sets your tone for the whole trip, whether you
Speaker 3: choose to think it or not. And some of the
Speaker 3: best experiences that I've had, I've been in first class
Speaker 3: in those little cubicles, and I'll never forget. I flew
Speaker 3: like quantus uh to Malaysia and it was single handily.
Speaker 3: The flight was as good as the trip. I got
Speaker 3: my cubicle, i'd my blankie. I'm watching multiple movies. I
Speaker 3: ordered hummus. I ordered six rounds of hummus. I've never
Speaker 3: eaten that much hummus in my life. The Peeda pockets
Speaker 3: were so fresh and so soft.
Speaker 2: I was like sinking, I'll do another fabric.
Speaker 1: I bet you they used fabrics. Give me a robe,
Speaker 1: give me his slipsteps. I will say this, though I
Speaker 1: would splurge. I think it's more important to splurge on
Speaker 1: the way to vacation than on the way home. It'll
Speaker 1: set the tone. It'll be nice. You get there, you're
Speaker 1: all relaxed up. You know.
Speaker 2: The only time that I don't is on the way
Speaker 2: home is if I'm doing cross country and the hours
Speaker 2: is like if I'm doing a red eye or whatever.
Speaker 2: I'll always try to get a live flat or something
Speaker 2: like that. That's always worth the money. But besides that,
Speaker 2: for me, on the way too is really important.
Speaker 3: Domestic I don't care because domestic I'll fall asleep. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm always asleep on a play.
Speaker 1: Having kids fucked me. Fuck the whole experience.
Speaker 2: We used to fly Jet Blue Mint all the time,
Speaker 2: right up the top and I kid, get the four
Speaker 2: seats to me and Bessie's great. Now you're talking multiple grants.
Speaker 2: Get the fire having these kids now now I'm all
Speaker 2: the way in the back. Now we have to get
Speaker 2: a row all together. So it's always the bat. I'm
Speaker 2: on thirty six.
Speaker 3: It's the worst.
Speaker 1: Having kids ruined it off the air from.
Speaker 3: Oh please your delta, I know.
Speaker 1: You no, but jetpolue the Caribbean. I can't all the time.
Speaker 1: Mosaic if you need.
Speaker 3: It, jep Blue, Drew, you have a TV. Now everybody's got.
Speaker 1: To Now I got TV. That's what they did.
Speaker 2: But they're they're hub bat JFK, which is nice. So
Speaker 2: but the thing about the Jet Blue experience is they
Speaker 2: call it the Jet Blue.
Speaker 1: Experience and you're like, oh, what is this?
Speaker 2: And mosaic is their thing instead of okay, I'm listening, Hello,
Speaker 2: tell me it's fancy.
Speaker 1: I need a paintbrush. But I will say the mint
Speaker 1: cubicle is still is up there for me.
Speaker 3: They have a cubicle on the Jet Blue seater.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you a story about when Drew
Speaker 1: Berry warmed. I tell you the story.
Speaker 2: No, I go, I'm flying Mint Home from playing Mint
Speaker 2: Home from l a Red Eye. I get into Mint
Speaker 2: thing it was sold out. I tried to change my
Speaker 2: seat because I didn't have Mint blue. Mint is Mint
Speaker 2: is the first class cabin, so it's the live flat.
Speaker 2: And the way they do it is two seats together,
Speaker 2: then a single seat, two seats, single seat, two seats. Okay,
Speaker 2: so it's like, oh, all right, five rows of greatness,
Speaker 2: you get a mini, you get the they call that
Speaker 2: the cubicle.
Speaker 1: By yourself. They call it a solo. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to get a solo. I look, I can't change.
Speaker 1: It's all sold out.
Speaker 2: I get out on the plane. I'm by myself in Mint,
Speaker 2: by myself, back right corner. I'm like, what's going on here?
Speaker 2: To move one of these seats? I look on the
Speaker 2: app again, can't change my seat. Three minutes before we
Speaker 2: take off, Drew Barrymore gets on with everybody else that's
Speaker 2: sitting in Mint as part of her entarage.
Speaker 1: So it's Drew Barrymore and all her people and me
Speaker 1: and you. Drew Barrymore is in the scene in front
Speaker 1: of me. Okay, how long go is this? By the way,
Speaker 1: this is two thousand and.
Speaker 2: Twelve eleven, she was just getting divorced. So this is
Speaker 2: pre jokers, no no, no, no, post jokers to Night two,
Speaker 2: seventeen eighteen. She was just getting divorced. Okay, okay, soever, yeah,
Speaker 2: I are, I could afford mint. So I get up
Speaker 2: to the front there and then I have to go potty.
Speaker 2: So the girls over here and I'm like, excuse me,
Speaker 2: Drew's in front of me.
Speaker 1: I get up. I was excuse me, how to go potty?
Speaker 2: I go and I Drew is sleeping and I one
Speaker 2: of my aarpods fall out into her nestled I thing.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh fuck.
Speaker 1: So I go to the bathroom. Now I'm going peepiece
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what am I gonna do here? I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can't not, so I go. I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: it's fine. I just won't watch. I'll try to fall asleep.
Speaker 1: I go fall back asleep. Okay.
Speaker 2: I wake up to a full blown party meeting. Drew
Speaker 2: was in the corner, emotional about something. They're all talking,
Speaker 2: her friends are consoling her, and she's talking, and there's.
Speaker 1: Just about the time when she was going through some stuff.
Speaker 1: So I guess it's that I'm not listening. I just
Speaker 1: woke up.
Speaker 2: I still had the thing on, and I look and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I'm like, now's the perfect time for
Speaker 2: me to look for.
Speaker 1: My air pod.
Speaker 2: And Drew Burron was empty mint seat, so I'm like
Speaker 2: looking over the thing, like trying to like find it,
Speaker 2: like what, but not go into her stuff because she
Speaker 2: has like a bag there. But she's kind of distracted
Speaker 2: at this point because they're all she's liking. She's like
Speaker 2: filled up and they're like petting her back, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: she's into it, so I don't want to.
Speaker 1: Be like going to like stealing the wallet. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: there's no easy way to do this.
Speaker 3: There's no easy way to do this.
Speaker 1: So I'm just like you and they're like what, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, nah, sorry, I'm trying to get I dropped
Speaker 1: an air pod. And she's like, oh, yeah, of course
Speaker 1: gets You're super sweet. She's like, oh, of course get it.
Speaker 1: And I got it. I found it and got it,
Speaker 1: and I just and that was the last moment. Oh,
Speaker 1: no vibes, No vibes. She was super sweet, really nice.
Speaker 2: Uh but they you know, when they got on, they
Speaker 2: were all very fun in public, but I was just like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is so weird, and I was like, oh, it's
Speaker 2: Drew Barrymore and all our friends.
Speaker 3: No vibes though, huh, no vibes you guys.
Speaker 2: Being good should be run up right in my alley.
Speaker 2: Very We're both focused on kindness, kindness. We're both touchy feely,
Speaker 2: like we levet to, you know, make sure everybody's okay, well,
Speaker 2: very positive, well, very positive people. Both could lose an
Speaker 2: air pod and then ass crack.
Speaker 1: Anybody could do that. Anybody, anybody me me the Berry Moore, anybody,
Speaker 1: I love Jersky. All right, that's all the time we had.
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