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Speaker 1: Do you like comfort? Of course you do? We all do.

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Speaker 3: We're never making money. I'm Steve Burne and we are here.

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Speaker 1: With a brand new episode of Two Cool Moms. Thank you, Stevie.

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Speaker 1: You look great, pal. It's a nice comfortable shirt you

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Speaker 1: got me.

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Speaker 3: Well, here's another time you got me. I wore that's

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Speaker 3: what shirt. I loved it. I ordered it. It was pink,

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Speaker 3: and it comes it's like an off purple, and you go,

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Speaker 3: that's not a good color on you. I go, okay,

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Speaker 3: and then you're like, I'll take it, and I said okay,

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Speaker 3: and then I literally went out. That same day, he

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Speaker 3: went to Todd Snyder down in, uh, you know, here

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Speaker 3: in New York, and I got this new powder baby

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Speaker 3: blue one. I'll wear this today. And look who's wearing

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Speaker 3: my old sweatshirt, my old friend. I didn't even know

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Speaker 3: you're gonna wear that. That's so funny that you were what.

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Speaker 3: I will say this, It does look great on you.

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Speaker 1: I told you. It definitely looks better on me.

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Speaker 3: It definitely looks great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure. I'm just saying that the blue

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Speaker 3: But you're that friend. You're that friend that will tell

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Speaker 1: That's what we do here.

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Speaker 3: In the deep recesses of my subconscious I'm like I'm

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Speaker 3: not really, this is not the color I wanted, and

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Speaker 3: I don't think it looks good on me, and I

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Speaker 3: one that will pry it out going, Yeah you don't

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Speaker 1: It, pride or just pounded in.

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Speaker 3: Well, you literally come out and say it. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, I think I think it's important to, you know,

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Speaker 2: let your friends know, because there's nothing worse than that

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Speaker 1: You ever had that happened?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this podcast when we interviewed Colby, that's the heaviest

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Speaker 3: I was to the LEUMUSX Fantasy Camp and since the

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we were calling you Kobe Beef for that one.

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Speaker 1: How was he? How was the thing?

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Speaker 3: Why do the Leviu Fantasy camp was an amazing experience?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you lost all the pounds because you

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Speaker 3: I lost all the weight, but then I got regimented

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Speaker 3: Without dying. Yes, I did not die, no death.

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Speaker 1: They just put you on skating.

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Speaker 3: I am your friend.

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Speaker 1: They're like, oh my god, do you remember.

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Speaker 2: When you do you remember the video game NHL Hockey

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it worked out. It was one of those things

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Speaker 3: with it, he created the Maril Lumux Foundation, which raises

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Speaker 3: better while they're dealing with cancer. Right, So, over the

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Speaker 3: years I've gotten to know them, I've become immersed in them.

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Speaker 3: We do the comedy Jam every summer in Pittsburgh to

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Speaker 1: Which is coming. It was just tickets on sale now.

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Speaker 3: Actually tickets are on sale now and that is the

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Speaker 3: data is July July eighteen eighteenth.

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Speaker 1: So I'm going to be there, is going to be there.

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Speaker 2: Q's going to be there, Yes, and then You're going

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Speaker 1: Gonna be there. And then we have some other friends that.

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Speaker 3: Are Frankie cynics. Yeah, people have done my favorite solo

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Speaker 3: fit uh Lacelarabie a great comic. And then my good

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Speaker 3: friend Brendan Wayne, who plays the Mandalorian, the day to

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Speaker 2: I don't know what I've planned yet for this one,

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Speaker 3: Got you brought figure. I would say more than the thunder,

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Speaker 3: shocked me with an appearance of William Hung last year,

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Speaker 3: And you orchestrated the encore. We had this Steelers drum

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Speaker 1: Was like and I needed the baton. That was fantastic.

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Speaker 3: I mean with Walliam Hung, I fell to the ground laughing,

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Speaker 3: even harder because you were you are like full on

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Speaker 3: method actor. You commit to the bit and there's.

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Speaker 2: No necessarily fit me well either for the comedy. But

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Speaker 2: it was great for comedy and also kind off my circulation.

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Speaker 1: I got lighted.

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Speaker 3: But it's weird, you said, Bessie loved it for your anniversary.

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Speaker 1: It was great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I brought the beat,

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Speaker 3: Versus so Yes. Tickets on sale now Friday, July teenth,

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Speaker 3: Rivers Casino, or you go to Punch Up Dot Live

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Speaker 3: on my page and it's right there. But Rivers Casino, Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 1: All proceeds go to charity.

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Speaker 3: All proceeds go to charity. And it's always sold out.

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Speaker 3: It'll sell it this year again, and it's a it's

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Speaker 3: a great comedy experience. As you've seen the show, I

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Speaker 3: The comedy Jam is a show where comedians come out,

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Speaker 3: you do fifteen minutes of material, then you sing a

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Speaker 3: song of joyce with a live band. And what did

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Speaker 3: you do the first first year?

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Speaker 1: I did forget you? I see low Green and you

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Speaker 2: I had kid Yes like party City right right, I

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Speaker 3: Then this year when William Hung sang can you fee

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Speaker 2: Had had a party city again, and I made them

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Speaker 2: Saying you want to dance with somebody by Yeah he did, okay,

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Speaker 2: he did great. Yeah, but it's it's a tough fact

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you should put me last, Like how William

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Speaker 1: Hunk coming? You didn't know?

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Speaker 2: I had no idea, So yeah, so that we should

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Speaker 2: guys come out as if you're in Pittsburgh area, it's fun,

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Speaker 2: it's a great weekend.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, we're gonna do it up. And then I

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Speaker 3: did the Fantasy Camp and that's where Lemieux brings all

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Speaker 3: me who's doing a stand up show, and then you

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Speaker 3: have all these campers that are there to support the

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Speaker 3: Lemoux Foundation. They pay a pretty penny to be there,

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Speaker 3: but for five days you're you're treated like a professional athlete.

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Speaker 3: You're playing a PPG arena where the Penguins play. You're

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Speaker 3: given your own locker, you have laundry service, you have

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Speaker 3: equipment managers, you have full on trainers. I was doing

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Speaker 3: the cold plunge and hot plunge after games.

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Speaker 1: The hot plunges like.

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Speaker 2: A teapot, well, you you made a pop lunch, just

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Speaker 2: not a thing.

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Speaker 1: A hot plunge is basically a jacuzzi you met.

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Speaker 3: It's a super hot AaTh I think it's like over

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Speaker 3: it's like a hundred sum and you're sitting there for

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Speaker 3: four minutes. Then you go in the cold plunge for

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Speaker 3: two and you do that back and forth three times.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, So I.

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Speaker 3: Did that and it accelerates your circulation.

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Speaker 1: There's care of inflammation. Guys, you have inflammation problems, Cold

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Speaker 1: plunge is the way to go.

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Speaker 3: I've heard are you making this up?

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Speaker 2: Five years ago March fourth, two thousand, we did a

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Speaker 3: So you remember that date specifically specifically? Yeah, and have

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, guys, MR started it off because somebody stole

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Speaker 3: That's dude, well congratulations, thank you.

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Speaker 2: And then tonight I get to perform live with you.

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Speaker 2: We're doing our live to cool Wops.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna lose a hundred bucks, but dude, what

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Speaker 3: But what was it? What was that journey for you

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Speaker 2: Yes, that was it, even like almost it was probably

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Speaker 3: September thirty, nineteen ninety seven. You know I was, I am, yeah,

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Speaker 3: It was. It was pretty wild to go back and

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Speaker 1: Guess how many shows have you done? I thought about

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Speaker 1: how many spots have you done?

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Speaker 1: You've got to be over one hundred thousand, Joes, I would.

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Speaker 3: And at some point you'd think I'd figure there's goddamn

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Speaker 2: You know, it's just good about you don't give up,

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Speaker 1: You don't give up. That's what I'm saying. That's what

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Speaker 1: It's like everybody all signs a pointing that he should

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, my wife always says to my son,

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Speaker 3: She's just like, you know, do you want to grow

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Speaker 3: No, it is a it's a hell of a journey.

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Speaker 3: But I think especially like like for you to see

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Speaker 3: so revered and so appreciated, right even the rest of development,

440
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Speaker 3: Like that's a revered show, never had the viewership. That's

441
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Speaker 3: why he got canceled, right, and then it was a

442
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,639
Speaker 3: reboot and it just didn't do anything right. And as

443
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:46,560
Speaker 3: much as like that hardcore community loves it, it's still

444
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,480
Speaker 3: kind of like a little niche thing. Whereas Jokers was,

445
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:54,240
Speaker 3: that's a show that everybody knows. It's one of the few,

446
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,520
Speaker 3: and I believe it's the last. It's the last kind

447
00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,600
Speaker 3: of like cultural touchstone that this kind of had in

448
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,919
Speaker 3: terms of entertainment. And I think the last time I

449
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:07,480
Speaker 3: saw the country galvanized around something was like Tiger King,

450
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,680
Speaker 3: but we were forced to watch it because of COVID, right,

451
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:14,400
Speaker 3: But prior to it's like, my kids know the Impractical Jokers, right,

452
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,919
Speaker 3: and they watch YouTube. They don't watch traditional TV, but

453
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,160
Speaker 3: they know because the clips come up in the feed

454
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Speaker 3: and stuff. So I think it really is like I

455
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:26,280
Speaker 3: think the Big Bang theories, like the last sitcom that

456
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:30,280
Speaker 3: everybody will have remembered. I think Impractical Jokers the last

457
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:34,119
Speaker 3: show that even if you never saw an episode, you

458
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,399
Speaker 3: know exactly who those four people are. But the issue

459
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,159
Speaker 3: is the great thing is that I think like at

460
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,600
Speaker 3: least eighty five percent of this country has seen at

461
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,160
Speaker 3: least one episode of that show. And then you think

462
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,800
Speaker 3: about the plethora of all those other people. So when

463
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,720
Speaker 3: you're talking about cross pollinating, you could show up at

464
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,320
Speaker 3: Kevin Hart show, the place would go crazy. You could

465
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,439
Speaker 3: show up at Matt Riiche, et cetera, et cetera. You

466
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,200
Speaker 3: go to Dolly Parton and she'd be like, I'm gonna

467
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,920
Speaker 3: bring out a friend. Like, the place would go nuts.

468
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Speaker 3: It's like it's amazing using the the outreach.

469
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Speaker 1: The reach is crazy. Yeah, I feel that all the

470
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Speaker 1: time because you talk about that all the time.

471
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Speaker 2: Like when we're on the road, I bring you know,

472
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,760
Speaker 2: when Mark and I will stop and like we're in

473
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Speaker 2: between driving between Topeka, Kansas, and we're Omaha, Nebraska and

474
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Speaker 2: we have to get gas in the middle of nowhere

475
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,240
Speaker 2: and we just pop in the store and you have

476
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Speaker 2: the guy behind the kind and be like, hola shy,

477
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:24,160
Speaker 2: you know, you know, ever he takes out his flip

478
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Speaker 2: Camera's like let me take a picture, you know, Like

479
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,840
Speaker 2: it's unbelievable, Like you have all these things where no

480
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,639
Speaker 2: matter where people see me driving, I'm like, how do

481
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,159
Speaker 2: you know? Like it's still not lost on me, Like

482
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,840
Speaker 2: the reach is crazy, but like people no matter where

483
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:41,879
Speaker 2: I go, somebody's gonna be like you you Joe Gator,

484
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,440
Speaker 2: you know that guy, which is which is so fun.

485
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,320
Speaker 3: But I think it's like it was if there was

486
00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:50,840
Speaker 3: a comparison, right, if I had to think about it,

487
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:55,280
Speaker 3: like Jackass, but the difference was like Jackass was pranking

488
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,840
Speaker 3: everybody else whereas you guys are so communal. I think

489
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Speaker 3: that's why the hard the relatability of it is like, oh,

490
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,200
Speaker 3: that's me and my friends, right, yeah, I mean, I'm

491
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,119
Speaker 3: sure you've dissected the psychology of this thing to the

492
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:12,159
Speaker 3: end degree. But I think other than those two, I

493
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,280
Speaker 3: think that's kind of like those two cultural touchstones in

494
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 3: the country. But man, what a what a ride to

495
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,960
Speaker 3: have been on it. I can't think of anything since

496
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,000
Speaker 3: that is coming to the ether, can you? I don't know,

497
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,679
Speaker 3: well not because nobody would know better than you.

498
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Speaker 2: Well, I think the the cable network's to the street.

499
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:35,360
Speaker 2: The American movement to streamers instantly dissected the audience, right

500
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 2: because you either you had netflixure.

501
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Speaker 1: You didn't, you have Hulu, you don't, you have whatever?

502
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,960
Speaker 2: You know, So if anytory you have Apple Plus or

503
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,960
Speaker 2: you don't? You know, So people if you're not on

504
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:45,920
Speaker 2: basic cable, you know. I mean, the only thing I

505
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,320
Speaker 2: will I'll honestly say, is like, like there's probably some

506
00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:53,679
Speaker 2: of those HDTV shows or Real Housewives, you know, but

507
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 2: where I think I don't know, the Housewive is still

508
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,960
Speaker 2: a little bit more sexual, but I think they do

509
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 2: have a broad reach.

510
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Speaker 1: But that's those kinds of are the ones that are.

511
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,640
Speaker 3: But even like the oscars the Oscars was the third

512
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:08,119
Speaker 3: ratest lowest Oscars in the history of the Oscars. And

513
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,200
Speaker 3: again just in terms of like communal entertainment, that one

514
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 3: that won, I don't I don't think I've even still

515
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:16,159
Speaker 3: the trailer for it, right for Anora, I have no

516
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 3: idea what what the movie's about. I don't know what

517
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 3: the premise. I haven't heard anything about it, and it won.

518
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 3: And the other one we were talking in the Zoe whatever,

519
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:27,200
Speaker 3: so I forget how do you say her last name?

520
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,280
Speaker 3: But yeah, you think about that, like, that's a girl

521
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,879
Speaker 3: that's in Avengers and and I don't even know her

522
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 3: last name. I know it's Zoe. I think she's fantastic,

523
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,080
Speaker 3: but I don't even know her movie. I have no clue.

524
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

525
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,880
Speaker 3: I saw Conclave and I walked, I will you watch?

526
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 3: I watched Conclave because you know, I'm a I'm a Catholic. Yeah,

527
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, this is Ray Fines is

528
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 3: pretty cool. And then it's a it's a do you

529
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Speaker 3: know what it's about?

530
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Speaker 1: No, well, but based on your it's not good.

531
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Speaker 3: Well I saw it in Nashville, mind you Okay, And

532
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 3: it's a it's about a new pope and it's the

533
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 3: process of garnering a new pope, and what you learn

534
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,880
Speaker 3: at the end of the film, the sixth sent twist,

535
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 3: is that the pope is a trans and you're just

536
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:18,200
Speaker 3: sitting there like, come on in conclave, in conclave, yeah, Transphope, Transphope, yeah,

537
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 3: trans Pope. And now look, I'm in Nashville and I

538
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 3: heard a guy go oh, fuck no, and he got

539
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 3: up and walked out.

540
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 1: They cry and gained the pope. The pope. Yeah.

541
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Speaker 3: And my wife and I really enjoyed the film up

542
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,200
Speaker 3: until that moment because there was so much suspense and

543
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 3: it's just like that's you're just shoehorning that in to

544
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 3: make a statement. And again, it's like Christianity, Catholicism, it's

545
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 3: always been a punching bag in terms of the entertainment industry.

546
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 3: You can make fun of it, you can do it.

547
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,880
Speaker 3: You you know you you never make fun of Mohammed.

548
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 3: You never make fun There's never been a horror film

549
00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 3: inside a temple. But it's like, for some reason, this

550
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,880
Speaker 3: is the one sect of religion that can be made

551
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,920
Speaker 3: fun of over and over and over again. And it's like, look,

552
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have minded if it was a great if

553
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 3: it was a payoff the path, right, but it just

554
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 3: kind of like came out of nowhere, and it's like

555
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 3: it's Hollywood. Oh, I get it. You did it because

556
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 3: of X Y Z and it backs up your narrative

557
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 3: and your mandate and it's gonna win awards, and it

558
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 3: was nominated, right, but nobody went and saw it, and

559
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 3: the few people that did see it, people like me,

560
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 3: were fucking bamboozled. Yeah, and it was like, why I.

561
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 1: Didn't even know that about it?

562
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 2: Well, you should put we gotta put a spoiler layer

563
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 2: on here because people don't know about the pope.

564
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,360
Speaker 1: I mean, you've gotta let them know they're gonna be ruined.

565
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,639
Speaker 1: Conclave for tens of people.

566
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 3: Out for a six months. But even have you seen

567
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 3: any of the Oscar films? I couldn't even I couldn't

568
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 3: even name five.

569
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 1: I saw a real hurt, a real pain. I saw

570
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,639
Speaker 1: a real pain, which he won.

571
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 3: The award for Oh the Jesse Eisenbergsberg. I thought I

572
00:24:58,119 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 3: like him.

573
00:24:58,359 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 1: I thought it was well done.

574
00:24:59,320 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 3: I didn't see that.

575
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that one well done and it was good. Yeah.

576
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:07,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, Kieran Colkan won the award, very well

577
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 2: deserved I thought it was fantastic. He's one of my

578
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 2: favorite movies back in the day. Speaking of a concluicte

579
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 2: secret Live of Altar Boys. Do you know that one

580
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 2: see Lives of Altar Boys.

581
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: Back in the day. There we go, another Catholic, one

582
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 1: of her favorite movies. Well, I've won that. He might

583
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 1: have won for that. I don't know. Take a look

584
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: at that. He might have won. Who he was, He

585
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 1: might have been nominated. I think he won for it.

586
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 3: The World, The World, And that's a film so good,

587
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 3: that is so good. It was ahead of its time,

588
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 3: and it had everything in it that a Hollywood film

589
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 3: would want these days. You want diversity, you want uh,

590
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,400
Speaker 3: somebody that's gay or whatever. And it was all done

591
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 3: to serve the story. Yeah, y a narrative and none

592
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 3: of it was done to just shoehorn in a black

593
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 3: person that has a strong or a gay person that

594
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 3: it's just like it was hilarious. He was great in

595
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 3: that movie.

596
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: He was so funny.

597
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,439
Speaker 3: And that could be a toss away, a tossway roll

598
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 3: by the way.

599
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he made something well.

600
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 4: It's called The Dangerous Lives of Baltimore, Dangerous Lives Ultimate. Okay,

601
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 4: I don't see it winning any awards.

602
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: Was kiaren Cochin he was in it? Was he not?

603
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 1: I know? Fad Was he nominated? Was he nominated in

604
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 1: any other ones? Uh?

605
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,679
Speaker 3: It looks like they were up for Is he.

606
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 1: Ever nominated besides this one that he just won? I

607
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 1: think he was. I thought it was that. I could

608
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: be wrong. Well, maybe he won a Golden Globe or something.

609
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe globe.

610
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well that that's that's that's thanks for

611
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 2: coming to two Cool Mom's review movies.

612
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,439
Speaker 1: And let's get into doing what we do, right.

613
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,639
Speaker 3: Could just bring up the list of the ten films

614
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 3: that were nominated and and you read them and tell

615
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 3: us if you even heard of it?

616
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 1: Got it? Okay? Okay, Well the we're gonna see if

617
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: we Yeah.

618
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 2: I remember like always knowing the Oscars and always known

619
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 2: every movie, like, oh I saw him and see and

620
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 2: we watched.

621
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Speaker 1: I watched a lot of movies. I just don't know

622
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 1: if I've seen a lot of this year's.

623
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 3: I just saw the Monkey in the movie theater.

624
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: Have you seen it? You love it?

625
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 3: Fucking one of the best films I've seen a long time.

626
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 3: I loved it.

627
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 1: It's so good.

628
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 3: Okay.

629
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 4: Uh, these are the top ten. Well, these are the

630
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 4: Academy Award for Best Picture nominee.

631
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, okay for this year.

632
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 3: Yes, good one.

633
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: The Brutalist didn't say it. Heard of it architect something

634
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 1: about Jewish. That's all I know, right that.

635
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 3: Something about right, he's he's a Jewish tagline.

636
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 1: Architects, something about Jewish. Comes see the Brutalist.

637
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:31,959
Speaker 3: It's gonna win.

638
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: No, I didn't say. Wicked didn't say it. Dune Part

639
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 1: two didn't say. I saw that it was nominated for

640
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: that's crazy.

641
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 3: Wow, I saw that.

642
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't see what I would I will. I

643
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: will see Wicked. I would have. I just haven't seen

644
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,959
Speaker 1: it yet. Wicked was one I wouldn't see. The Brutalist.

645
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: I don't think I wouldn't see Doune two The Substance.

646
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: Didn't see it.

647
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 3: I'm still here.

648
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm still here as the one with the wait. I

649
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: think I saw that. Who's I'm still here? What is

650
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 1: still here? What's it?

651
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 3: It was in it? Uh?

652
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: He's caught off guard by Who's I have no idea.

653
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm still substance.

654
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,120
Speaker 1: I saw you saw substance, Substance, give me more. What's

655
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: her name one for it.

656
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 2: She won the Best Actress, not them, the other girl,

657
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 2: Mickey Rooney, Mikey Marky McQuay.

658
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 1: That's her, Mikey Madison, Picky Vicky Markey Rooney won Best

659
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: Apporting Actor for this Vicky Rooney mouse substance abuse.

660
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm still here.

661
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 4: Stars, Fernando Torres, Fernando Montenegroton mellow.

662
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 3: No, this is a trans one right? No? Is that

663
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 3: the transport?

664
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 1: That's what's a trans one?

665
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 3: There's three trans ones.

666
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: That's the one with Jellie.

667
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 3: There's another trans Okay, I have nickel boys. What nickel boys,

668
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 3: nickel back.

669
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: They're not the best picture. Nickel boys don't know it. Conclave, Conclave,

670
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: that's when we talked about about the Pope.

671
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 3: A complete unknown.

672
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: That was the one with the.

673
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 3: Bob Dylan one.

674
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: I know that I haven't I know that I haven't

675
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: seen it.

676
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 3: Amelia Perez.

677
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 2: That's the one about the transform, Okay, Zoe and Anora

678
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 2: Anora there go and that's the one I won, right,

679
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 2: aura A snor by.

680
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 3: The way, Bora, I would maybe I I've heard of

681
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 3: five heard and that's fifty percent.

682
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: That's not bad though. That's passing in most states.

683
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 3: But how many of I think I've seen two?

684
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but how many of them have seen you?

685
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 3: Well, that's the name of my next specialist.

686
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: Complete Complete. Its gonna be a bora. Let's get in

687
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: help here we go, let's do it. Mark. Do we

688
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 1: have any questions from the people and the questions?

689
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 4: Questions?

690
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: Wonderful question Mark? Where do they submit their queries?

691
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 4: You can send it to us on two Cool Moms

692
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:54,719
Speaker 4: on the Instagram page or okay, the email it's too

693
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 4: cool moms pot a Gmail.

694
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: Yes, well, buddy, you're also talking to us from the

695
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: sh shadows. I don't know. I wouldn't like you.

696
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 3: I prefer to being complete dark.

697
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 1: You look like the banker on a Billionaire on what's

698
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 1: that one? Who is the banker? What's show?

699
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 2: No dealer?

700
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: No no, no, no the banker like deal and no deal,

701
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 1: no deal. Okay.

702
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 4: First question comes from Lauren. She says, I'm living on

703
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 4: my own for the first time. What laundry settings do

704
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 4: you use? So she she goes into and listen, I've

705
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 4: been there. I think you guys have all been there.

706
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 4: But she says hot, cold, warm, all these tumble settings tied?

707
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 4: How many dryer sheets? I watch things online?

708
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 3: But I only trust my two cool moms.

709
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 1: I love you. I love you, I always have been.

710
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 3: Do you do your laundry?

711
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: Well I did for a while, but I don't do

712
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: it anymore. Bessie won't let me do it.

713
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 3: She will not let you do this.

714
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: One of the things she does. She's just like she

715
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: does a laundry. She's like, I got laundry. Like I

716
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: try to wash the kids clothes sometimes, like you try,

717
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: how about And she's like, no, that's nice, Yeah, well

718
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: is it?

719
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 3: What do you have to do?

720
00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: Though?

721
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 3: If she's doing that, if she's like I'm taking this,

722
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 3: there's there's something she's got to be kicking.

723
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: I'm mostly on.

724
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 2: Dog duty when I'm home, making sure the dogs aren't

725
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 2: tear in the house party list. When I'm downstairs with them,

726
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 2: they are way calmer, they'll nap and when they won't

727
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 2: get any trouble. As many accidents in the house. So

728
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 2: she likes me to be down I think she just

729
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 2: wants me to be away from her.

730
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: Another thing about she does all the upstairs.

731
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 2: No, I'm kidding, she like what I do a lot

732
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 2: of that dog stuff I do, you know, the garbage stuff.

733
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 2: You know, for the most part, I do that and

734
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 2: then I'll move boxes a lot, like the Amazon packages

735
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 2: come in. The Amazon packages come in, and get them

736
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 2: from the outside.

737
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 3: Go oh good, something awesome again. Yeah, we get a

738
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 3: box cutter. That's you're that's that you're.

739
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 2: Not it's not awesome, like it's like sometimes it's like

740
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 2: it's dog food's you know, it's not what do you

741
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 2: think is coming to the house.

742
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: It's not Christmas, you know, it's essentials. It's paper towels.

743
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: When am I hoping it up? Don't you go grocery shopping?

744
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 3: No?

745
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 1: Never, who goes grocery instagart?

746
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 3: She have everything delivered, all delivered like a uh on,

747
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 3: like a schedule.

748
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 1: No, No, they did. The in laws. They are in Georgia. Peaches.

749
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 3: I love grocery shop. I love it.

750
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: I love the supermarket. She hates them really. Yeah.

751
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 3: I love finding what we're gonna eat that week. To

752
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, let's plant it out. Let me get

753
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 3: my ingredients. Chicken pacada.

754
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: You made a pocada.

755
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 3: I know how to do it. It's now my favorite

756
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 3: dish to make.

757
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: Nice.

758
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot of work, but I love making it.

759
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: Gotta make it a pokada. Gott a pocada.

760
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 2: That's what they say all the time when you're in

761
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 2: you make out of chicken, you gotta vocada. Okay, But

762
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 2: the name of the episode got a pakada.

763
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: Write it down, that's what it is. I will say

764
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: this about dry, about laundry.

765
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 2: I'm I learned early on hot towels, cold everything else,

766
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 2: what Mike drop No whites, whites get hot. Hey, listen,

767
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 2: I want to bring color into this. I don't want

768
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 2: to try to divide the country like you do all

769
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 2: the time.

770
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: We get it, you're edgy.

771
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 2: Colors are not okay, Listen, I don't care what color

772
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 2: you are. If your towel yat, you're a hot towel,

773
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 2: and if you're not a towel, you cold.

774
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: That's it.

775
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 3: That's it.

776
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: I don't see anything else besides I.

777
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 3: Put my whites in, I put a dash of bleach.

778
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 3: I put it on hot. Uh, coloreds cold, that's it. Colors, colors, colors,

779
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 3: color colors, what colored clothing?

780
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: Color clothing is right, But the setting is colors. Coloreds.

781
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: You said coloreds like you're like you're a grandfather in Georgia. Colors.

782
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 1: This whole question, now, the whole question's gotta go.

783
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:50,719
Speaker 3: I didn't pikatta. I gotta I gotta remember takata.

784
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 2: No, it's yeah, how about you have you ruined with

785
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 2: wrong settings? I've ruined so many clothes. In the beginning,

786
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 2: I washed a suit.

787
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 1: Hey, I had no idea.

788
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 3: I threw my suit was in the washing machine.

789
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: I had no idea.

790
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 3: You had to dry clean it. And then I dried

791
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 3: it and it was like zinc And I go, oh, no,

792
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 3: my father's like, you fucking it up. Of course, you

793
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 3: absolute moron.

794
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had no idea.

795
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 3: I had no idea.

796
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 2: I used to do laundry with the kid, me and Justin.

797
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 2: We lived in uh, you know, La two thousand and

798
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 2: three five. You know, so it's the first time I

799
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 2: really used a laundry machine in a building. For the

800
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 2: most part, most of the time, I would always have

801
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 2: my laundry and in the in the unit or whatever.

802
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 2: And I remember like going down there and I saw

803
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 2: I was like loading him the clothes, and I saw

804
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 2: this girl come down and she just had a It

805
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 2: was just she clearly spilt like red wine or something

806
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:48,879
Speaker 2: all over like it was like an aerical rug.

807
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:52,800
Speaker 3: Right, she was jamming the rug in a washing machine

808
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 3: like Jimmy and I was like, and I was like,

809
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 3: oh okay, and then she like put it on and

810
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 3: left and I remember the machine going.

811
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: I was like, because all the weight got shifted, right,

812
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: yeaheah with the tumbles. I just started smoking.

813
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,399
Speaker 3: I was at your twenties right there, right, you don't know, Yeah,

814
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 3: you can't do that.

815
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 1: You thrown suits in?

816
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 3: What have you ruined?

817
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 2: I am not very good on when it comes to

818
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 2: the heat settings. I shrink a lot of stuff. I

819
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 2: blame the dryer, but I think I also expand at

820
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 2: the same time when I watched things, So I like,

821
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 2: I just yelled at best because I.

822
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: Said best, Actually, you shrunk my favorite Yeah, you shrunk

823
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 1: my favorite white. I have a long, sly white T shirt.

824
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: I was like, I shrunk my favorite white. She goes,

825
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 1: I hung dry that. She's like, you're just getting fat,

826
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: Like Mike dropped and walked out.

827
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 3: And like, well, I remember this. I was dating this

828
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 3: girl in Los Angeles when I was first kind of

829
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 3: like working there before I moved there, spelled red one

830
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 3: on a rug. Well she uh, she was a bit

831
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 3: of a slob, right, So there was clothing all over

832
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 3: a place, so I guess it all all the clothing up.

833
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 3: I put it in two laundry bags. I brought it

834
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 3: to a drop and wash, right, I said, I like to,

835
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,720
Speaker 3: you know, wash all this, all these clothing, all the clothing.

836
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,320
Speaker 3: And then it was like, you know, it was a

837
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 3: big chunk of clothing. Sorry, I bring it back. Everything's folded,

838
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 3: everything's sordid. And she was like, oh no, and I

839
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 3: was like what, She's like, half the stuff you can't wash.

840
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's like, oh my god. I literally ruined

841
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 3: have her fucking wardrobe. And I was like, I was like, great,

842
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 3: now I got to take you shopping, like like like

843
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 3: I'm not Richard Gear, but we'll go shopping. Yeah, oh

844
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 3: my god.

845
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 2: That like you should try not just being a disgusting

846
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 2: ping and leaving yourself everywhere.

847
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:47,720
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I should just picked it up and swept

848
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 3: and dusted and instead the I think.

849
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: The dry sheets are bullshit. We dry sheet. I don't

850
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 1: do dry sheets. I think that's I think that's marketing.

851
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 2: The snuggle Bonnie that had the snuggle Little how us

852
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 2: just a little bear, so I'll snuggly your clothes so

853
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 2: snugly bullshit, It doesn't work that way.

854
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 3: Fabric softener, Yeah, yeah, what is it what is it softening?

855
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: Is it fab Is it softening the fat fabrics? Well,

856
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 1: it's in the title.

857
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 3: How how's it? How can you soften what's already made?

858
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 1: I know it's just chemicals. It's breaking down the dirt

859
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: further to bring it back to its national natural form.

860
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 3: You know, I've always called you the closest I'll get

861
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 3: to talk an elon musk.

862
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 2: Is you?

863
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 3: That's right? Because you break everything down? You know it

864
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 3: all I do.

865
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: I'm able to answer with a lie. The wealth of

866
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: knowledge that I make up all the time. I know

867
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: it's not snugly. So I would tell her hot if

868
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: it's a towel, cold if it's not.

869
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,479
Speaker 3: Don't use the dry sheets bullshit, I say, white, hot

870
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 3: colors very good? Uh cold? Don't put too much in?

871
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, less is more, less is more, for sure.

872
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,439
Speaker 3: A dash of bleach with the whites.

873
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: They listen to Katie Berry. You're hot in your cold?

874
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 3: You know.

875
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 1: D sheets could go down? All right, here we go,

876
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: all right, give us another marking.

877
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 4: And people use dryer sheets to reduce static.

878
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 3: That's Oh.

879
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 4: Have you ever done laundry and you don't use dry

880
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 4: street and you get the static actions or like the

881
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 4: sweatshirt feels like.

882
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:22,240
Speaker 1: I'm like this my body and I blame the sweatshirt. Okay.

883
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 4: Next question comes from Lynn Lynn is spending money?

884
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:25,359
Speaker 3: Oh?

885
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 4: Is spending money on upgrading plane seats?

886
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: Worth it?

887
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 4: I have a long flight and am struggling with the

888
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 4: extra money required to move up. Is the money better

889
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 4: spent on experiences on my trip or the upgraded seat?

890
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 3: What you asked, dipshit right here went to Australia, wouldn't splurge?

891
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: Mark went to Australia from New.

892
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 2: Believable economy an economy mind on economy minus to Australia.

893
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 4: I will I will say that there is like that

894
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 4: flight was so long that they treated me like economy plus.

895
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,760
Speaker 4: I will say I got there was some luxury features.

896
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 4: I got a blanket, the meals were good.

897
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 3: But I think part of part of the trip on

898
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 3: a long trip like that, the flight is part of it.

899
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 3: It sets your tone for the whole trip, whether you

900
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 3: choose to think it or not. And some of the

901
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,720
Speaker 3: best experiences that I've had, I've been in first class

902
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 3: in those little cubicles, and I'll never forget. I flew

903
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 3: like quantus uh to Malaysia and it was single handily.

904
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 3: The flight was as good as the trip. I got

905
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 3: my cubicle, i'd my blankie. I'm watching multiple movies. I

906
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 3: ordered hummus. I ordered six rounds of hummus. I've never

907
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 3: eaten that much hummus in my life. The Peeda pockets

908
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 3: were so fresh and so soft.

909
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 2: I was like sinking, I'll do another fabric.

910
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,479
Speaker 1: I bet you they used fabrics. Give me a robe,

911
00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: give me his slipsteps. I will say this, though I

912
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 1: would splurge. I think it's more important to splurge on

913
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 1: the way to vacation than on the way home. It'll

914
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 1: set the tone. It'll be nice. You get there, you're

915
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: all relaxed up. You know.

916
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,399
Speaker 2: The only time that I don't is on the way

917
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 2: home is if I'm doing cross country and the hours

918
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 2: is like if I'm doing a red eye or whatever.

919
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 2: I'll always try to get a live flat or something

920
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 2: like that. That's always worth the money. But besides that,

921
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 2: for me, on the way too is really important.

922
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 3: Domestic I don't care because domestic I'll fall asleep. Yeah,

923
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 3: I'm always asleep on a play.

924
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 1: Having kids fucked me. Fuck the whole experience.

925
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 2: We used to fly Jet Blue Mint all the time,

926
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 2: right up the top and I kid, get the four

927
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 2: seats to me and Bessie's great. Now you're talking multiple grants.

928
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 2: Get the fire having these kids now now I'm all

929
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 2: the way in the back. Now we have to get

930
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 2: a row all together. So it's always the bat. I'm

931
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 2: on thirty six.

932
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 3: It's the worst.

933
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,280
Speaker 1: Having kids ruined it off the air from.

934
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 3: Oh please your delta, I know.

935
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 1: You no, but jetpolue the Caribbean. I can't all the time.

936
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: Mosaic if you need.

937
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 3: It, jep Blue, Drew, you have a TV. Now everybody's got.

938
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: To Now I got TV. That's what they did.

939
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 2: But they're they're hub bat JFK, which is nice. So

940
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 2: but the thing about the Jet Blue experience is they

941
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 2: call it the Jet Blue.

942
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 1: Experience and you're like, oh, what is this?

943
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 2: And mosaic is their thing instead of okay, I'm listening, Hello,

944
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 2: tell me it's fancy.

945
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: I need a paintbrush. But I will say the mint

946
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: cubicle is still is up there for me.

947
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 3: They have a cubicle on the Jet Blue seater.

948
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 1: I have to tell you a story about when Drew

949
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: Berry warmed. I tell you the story.

950
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 2: No, I go, I'm flying Mint Home from playing Mint

951
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 2: Home from l a Red Eye. I get into Mint

952
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 2: thing it was sold out. I tried to change my

953
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 2: seat because I didn't have Mint blue. Mint is Mint

954
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 2: is the first class cabin, so it's the live flat.

955
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 2: And the way they do it is two seats together,

956
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 2: then a single seat, two seats, single seat, two seats. Okay,

957
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:47,800
Speaker 2: so it's like, oh, all right, five rows of greatness,

958
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 2: you get a mini, you get the they call that

959
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 2: the cubicle.

960
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: By yourself. They call it a solo. So I'm like, oh,

961
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,399
Speaker 1: I want to get a solo. I look, I can't change.

962
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: It's all sold out.

963
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 2: I get out on the plane. I'm by myself in Mint,

964
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 2: by myself, back right corner. I'm like, what's going on here?

965
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 2: To move one of these seats? I look on the

966
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 2: app again, can't change my seat. Three minutes before we

967
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 2: take off, Drew Barrymore gets on with everybody else that's

968
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 2: sitting in Mint as part of her entarage.

969
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: So it's Drew Barrymore and all her people and me

970
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,359
Speaker 1: and you. Drew Barrymore is in the scene in front

971
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: of me. Okay, how long go is this? By the way,

972
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: this is two thousand and.

973
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 2: Twelve eleven, she was just getting divorced. So this is

974
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 2: pre jokers, no no, no, no, post jokers to Night two,

975
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 2: seventeen eighteen. She was just getting divorced. Okay, okay, soever, yeah,

976
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 2: I are, I could afford mint. So I get up

977
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 2: to the front there and then I have to go potty.

978
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 2: So the girls over here and I'm like, excuse me,

979
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:35,800
Speaker 2: Drew's in front of me.

980
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,720
Speaker 1: I get up. I was excuse me, how to go potty?

981
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 2: I go and I Drew is sleeping and I one

982
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 2: of my aarpods fall out into her nestled I thing.

983
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh fuck.

984
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: So I go to the bathroom. Now I'm going peepiece

985
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what am I gonna do here? I'm like,

986
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: I can't not, so I go. I'm like, you know what,

987
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 1: it's fine. I just won't watch. I'll try to fall asleep.

988
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,839
Speaker 1: I go fall back asleep. Okay.

989
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 2: I wake up to a full blown party meeting. Drew

990
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 2: was in the corner, emotional about something. They're all talking,

991
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 2: her friends are consoling her, and she's talking, and there's.

992
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: Just about the time when she was going through some stuff.

993
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: So I guess it's that I'm not listening. I just

994
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 1: woke up.

995
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 2: I still had the thing on, and I look and

996
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I'm like, now's the perfect time for

997
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 2: me to look for.

998
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 1: My air pod.

999
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 2: And Drew Burron was empty mint seat, so I'm like

1000
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 2: looking over the thing, like trying to like find it,

1001
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 2: like what, but not go into her stuff because she

1002
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 2: has like a bag there. But she's kind of distracted

1003
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 2: at this point because they're all she's liking. She's like

1004
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 2: filled up and they're like petting her back, and I'm like,

1005
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 2: she's into it, so I don't want to.

1006
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 1: Be like going to like stealing the wallet. So I'm like,

1007
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 1: there's no easy way to do this.

1008
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 3: There's no easy way to do this.

1009
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 1: So I'm just like you and they're like what, and

1010
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, nah, sorry, I'm trying to get I dropped

1011
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: an air pod. And she's like, oh, yeah, of course

1012
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: gets You're super sweet. She's like, oh, of course get it.

1013
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: And I got it. I found it and got it,

1014
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: and I just and that was the last moment. Oh,

1015
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: no vibes, No vibes. She was super sweet, really nice.

1016
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 2: Uh but they you know, when they got on, they

1017
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 2: were all very fun in public, but I was just like, oh,

1018
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:04,879
Speaker 2: this is so weird, and I was like, oh, it's

1019
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 2: Drew Barrymore and all our friends.

1020
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 3: No vibes though, huh, no vibes you guys.

1021
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 2: Being good should be run up right in my alley.

1022
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,800
Speaker 2: Very We're both focused on kindness, kindness. We're both touchy feely,

1023
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 2: like we levet to, you know, make sure everybody's okay, well,

1024
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 2: very positive, well, very positive people. Both could lose an

1025
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 2: air pod and then ass crack.

1026
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: Anybody could do that. Anybody, anybody me me the Berry Moore, anybody,

1027
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: I love Jersky. All right, that's all the time we had.

1028
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1029
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