1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:01,840 Speaker 1: Jewbles. 2 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 2: Dirty little secret. 3 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:08,440 Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, you have a dirty little secret. I do. 4 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 1: What's up? What is it? 5 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:11,320 Speaker 2: Okay? 6 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 3: So I was dating a dude for a really long time. 7 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,160 Speaker 1: Great guy. Huh huh. 8 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,119 Speaker 3: Find out she's married. 9 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah, wow. 10 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:24,960 Speaker 3: So I find out where the wife works, get a 11 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 3: job there. 12 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 1: Oh whoa, I'll become her best friend. Oh you're playing 13 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 1: long game here? Whoa? 14 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 3: Okay, not only do I become her best friend, but 15 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 3: I have her switch teams. 16 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,280 Speaker 1: No way. 17 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:47,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, he had a history experimentation, and so I got 18 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,479 Speaker 2: her to switch teams. I hooked her up with a 19 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:53,480 Speaker 2: friend of mine and made a quiet exit and ruined 20 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 2: his life. 21 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 1: I made a quiet exit. 22 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 4: You're like one of those people in an action movie 23 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 4: that lights a cigarette walking away from a gas station 24 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 4: and just tossing it behind me the whole thing. 25 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,400 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I tried to tell him, you don't lie. 26 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:13,480 Speaker 3: If you lie, I will destroy you lie. 27 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 1: I will destroy Karma is real and you are karma. 28 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,240 Speaker 4: You actually got a whole job and befriended her and 29 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 4: then made her switch teams. 30 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 1: That's amazing. 31 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:24,120 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he had me convinced. I had drunk the 32 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 3: kool aid. I thought he was great. 33 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that sucks. Did it make you feel better? Oh? 34 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I sleep way better at I knowing he's 35 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 3: miserable and lost everything. 36 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 1: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. 37 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 2: Thanks you guys, having a good day. 38 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking. Hey, what's up with you 39 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret? 40 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 5: Yeah, so my job basically pays me to do nothing. 41 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: Oh that's nice. What are you supposed to be doing? Well? 42 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 5: I work at a warehouse and we get like shipments 43 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,960 Speaker 5: coming and I have to unpack them. Dude, you different things, 44 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,960 Speaker 5: but basically no shipments have been coming in for like months, 45 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 5: and so sometimes I just go in the back and 46 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 5: sleep like on the palace. 47 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 1: Like what are you just in a shift where that's 48 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 1: like not a lot of shipments or something. 49 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,359 Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's like every time, like I basically 50 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 5: have no work, Like there's like no work to do, 51 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 5: and nobody's laid me off, so I just I've been 52 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 5: coming in. 53 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:27,800 Speaker 1: It's still getting paid. You know what, at least you 54 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:31,320 Speaker 1: show up. I used to show up, and sometimes that's 55 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:34,800 Speaker 1: more than anybody tell Yeah, there's the dirt little secret. 56 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,920 Speaker 1: What company is? Because I think everybody wants your job now. 57 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 5: Secret? 58 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:42,160 Speaker 1: Thanks for telling us your dirt little secret. 59 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you. 60 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: Guys, what's your dirty little secret.