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Speaker 3: Boo yah.

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Speaker 5: How scary is that?

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Speaker 3: Halloween used to be scary and now it's an excuse

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Speaker 3: for for men to wear wigs and pretend to love

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Speaker 3: each other. Is that where we're at right now? I

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Speaker 3: think so this is a topical outfit. People love to

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Speaker 3: be topical on Halloween, and we know current events, of course.

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Speaker 5: And what are we Justin Bieber, Travis, Justin Bieber and

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Speaker 5: Haley Bieber? No? What you told me that that's what

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Speaker 5: I was supposed to be? I want to be I

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Speaker 5: want to be Justin.

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Speaker 3: You are supposed to be? Do you think you're a

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Speaker 3: Hailey Bieber? Are we doing a Is there a multiverse

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Speaker 3: here where there's an affair between Hailey Bieber and Travis.

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Speaker 5: In a different universe, in a different universe, You're right,

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Speaker 5: we're Hailey Bieber and Travis controversy TMZ. Come on, you actually.

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Speaker 3: Can't because the outfit you you look identical to Taylor

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Speaker 5: So I heard that this is the dress that she

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Speaker 5: wore after she broke up with Harry Styles.

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Speaker 3: It's the literal one. We ordered it. It was like

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Speaker 3: seven hundred dollars.

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Speaker 5: And that was her last relationship. I can't. I can't

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Speaker 5: remember how many in.

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Speaker 3: Are you slutshaming?

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Speaker 5: No? I just don't. I don't know what her last

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Speaker 5: one was it Harry Styles.

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Speaker 3: It's now, it's here and now star football player quarterback

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Speaker 3: Travis Kelcey. It's like, I know you're twenty four or whatever,

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Speaker 3: twenty five.

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Speaker 5: I'm twenty four.

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Speaker 3: Geez, you know I know twenty four year olds in jail.

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Speaker 3: You need to step it up. You need to show

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Speaker 3: us that you got some experience points here. You should

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Speaker 3: have seen how excited he was, and I was like,

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Speaker 3: you get to wear awake today in a dress?

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 3: I was ecstatic because it's like you had lipstick on already.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even know.

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Speaker 5: No, I would wear a dress and a wig, you know,

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Speaker 5: if it wasn't Halloween. But I was just out of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 5: No one can really make fun of me. I mean,

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Speaker 5: how can you make fun of this? Are you drinking

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Speaker 3: Football game? I have to be hydrated. I gotta. I

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Speaker 3: can't let this interfere athletic greens for athletes like me

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Speaker 3: from Travis Scott.

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Speaker 5: Travis, but you keep saying Travis Scott. Okay, let's be honest.

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Speaker 5: Taylor Swift would never date Travis Scott, come on and hip.

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Speaker 3: Hop, pop and hip hop. What you're missing is the

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Speaker 3: hip and Haley's got it or Taylor's got the hips.

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Speaker 5: All right, Well, look, I'm just happy to be here,

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Speaker 5: and then I'm happy to do a couple's costume with

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Speaker 5: a a what is it called on friends friends friendly costume?

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Speaker 5: A friendly costume, that's all it is. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 5: I had to get permission from your girlfriend Mandy, and

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Speaker 3: Why are you Why you hang out with him so much?

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Speaker 3: I'm worried that he likes you more than me. Then

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Speaker 3: I was like, all right, all right, all right, that's enough.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. No, she does get a little bit jealous sometimes

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Speaker 5: that I spend so much time with you. But me

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Speaker 5: with all the stuff that we have going on. We

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Speaker 5: have the podcast, we have slushy nubes. I mean, how

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Speaker 3: We're building our empire and we gotta we gotta. I mean,

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Speaker 3: this is what it is.

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Speaker 5: And this is part of it. You're seeing. You're seeing

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Speaker 5: this is the early state it. You have to do

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Speaker 5: these crazy stunts, you have to do this. This is

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Speaker 3: You got to step it up. Topical trendy costumes. People.

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Speaker 3: A lot of people asked us what's a fun meme

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Speaker 3: to do? Some people did like free Shavaka do. Some

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Speaker 5: Vines, gay monkey apples.

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Speaker 3: I've seen a gay monkey here and they're running around scurrying. No,

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Speaker 3: back to the basics. Right, We've got celebrities loving each other,

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Speaker 3: and that's what we want. We aspire to be them.

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Speaker 3: There are gods. Now, how long were you in this

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Speaker 3: get up to get into the mind.

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Speaker 5: The care tailor? Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I woke up

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Speaker 5: assume people who wear wigs do it. They get up

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Speaker 3: Some people they want to look good for for their

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, so I'm a little late. Yeah, I woke

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I.

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Speaker 5: Walked around with my wig, I got my dress on.

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Speaker 5: I looked in the mirror, did my daily affirmations, you

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Speaker 5: are beautiful, you matter. I wrote a song about my

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Speaker 5: ex wow. And then now I'm here. Now I'm here,

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Speaker 5: and I was just waiting for my BF Travis to

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Speaker 5: come to come home.

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Speaker 3: I came and I came in an Uber and I

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Speaker 3: gave him five stars. Nice guy because my car battery.

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Speaker 3: Because my car battery died because I left the light

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Speaker 3: the it slipped in the crud.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, Travis, what car do you drive? I thought you

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Speaker 5: drive like an expensive one.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm in between contracts right now, so I'm

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Speaker 3: with my It's a Trusty twenty twelve Civic. You know,

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Speaker 3: you can't go wrong, great mileage, go friendly, of course,

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Speaker 3: but that's so reliable this morning. So actually, the Uber driver,

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Speaker 3: I asked him to come to my car is an

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Speaker 3: underground parking. So I said, can you come can you?

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Speaker 3: Can you come down here? I got a jumper cable.

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Speaker 3: Can you come down? And he's like, whoa, I don't

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Speaker 3: speak English, And I'm like, come here, can you jump

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Speaker 3: my car? I'll give you five bucks? And he said,

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Speaker 3: Drivis Kelsey, don't you have enough money? Don't you have

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Speaker 3: down and he's like, I know nothing about cars. And

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Speaker 3: flipping here on accents.

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Speaker 5: Here, where he's from, Where he's.

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Speaker 3: From, He's from Toronto, but his ethnicity, and he said,

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Speaker 3: I know nothing. I'm gonna keep going on.

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Speaker 5: Maybe Ethiopian. I had an Ethiopian Uber driver once. We

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Speaker 5: talked about the weekend the entire time. Really, yeah, because

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Speaker 5: the weekend is Ethiopian. Good catch, good catch, You go

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Speaker 5: right here, man, Okay, it's giving no one Dalmatians over here. No,

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Speaker 5: he's been a bad boy lately, for sure.

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Speaker 3: Yes, But the Uber driver came down and I said,

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Speaker 3: pop Yo, frunk boy didn't didn't why boy Am say

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Speaker 5: What did white boy frunk?

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Speaker 3: He said, pop? What's in the fronk? I don't know.

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Speaker 5: He just pop off fronk, That's what why boy Am said.

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Speaker 3: And is a hybrid? So I was like, no, I'm sorry, man,

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Speaker 3: I mean, what are you doing driving a twenty twenty

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Speaker 3: Uber drivers make, but I'm not. You know, I'm Travis

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Speaker 3: Kelsey and I can't do I'm not hybrid. I'm not

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Speaker 3: there yet. I'm sitting your guzzling gas carbon emissions. Like

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Speaker 3: just like my girl Taylor over here. H Taylor, I

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Speaker 3: take jets everywhere I've been talking show.

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Speaker 5: Actually maybe it's about a couple kilometers away, So I

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Speaker 5: think I'm gonna take a private jet. I can't. I

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Speaker 3: Taylor. I know you're timely. You're known for being time

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Speaker 3: and you care about your fans and you don't want

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Speaker 3: to be there. But did you know that when you

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Speaker 3: take that private jet for just a couple of kilometers,

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Speaker 3: you are shortening the life, the collective lifespan of the

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Speaker 5: I know that, But I'm also making everyone's days better

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Speaker 5: as well, because I'm providing entertainment, endless entertainment and music.

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Speaker 5: I'm just I just am re recording my song with

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Speaker 5: Kendrick Lamar bad Blood. You know that one?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, come on. The music video for that one

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Speaker 3: is unbelievable. I think Kara Deelavine was a spy or something. Man,

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Speaker 3: how did you get Karadelavine in your music video. Is

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Speaker 3: that where you peaked money talks? Look, Honey, I love

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Speaker 3: you and everything for sure, But you know, even me,

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Speaker 3: I got games across the country. I wouldn't take a

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Speaker 5: Boy, I was a small town girl once, but I

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Speaker 5: got past that. Now I'm in the industry. I can't.

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Speaker 5: I can't shake this out of me. Now I have

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Speaker 5: to take private jets everywhere. I have to keep all

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Speaker 3: Think about the Amazon and how when you take those

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Speaker 3: flights there are little tree frogs dying, suffocating. What do

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Speaker 3: you think about that, Taylor.

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Speaker 5: Okay, walking through the Amazon thinking about how we used

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Speaker 5: I don't think it's as bad as other people. I

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Speaker 3: But it's still a law, Taylor, and you should calm

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Speaker 5: But if you think about it, and I'm providing entertainment

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Speaker 3: That's why I worry about Taylor. I worry about her

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Speaker 3: You know who's that guy from the nineteen eighty five Harry?

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Speaker 3: That's young Blood. Taylor Swift did not date young Blood.

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Speaker 5: Speaking of spitting people's mouths. Oh, you came into controversy

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Speaker 3: He messages me. He's very angry and honestly, honest to god,

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Speaker 5: No, that was That was probably the least nicest thing

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's kind of like you're allowed to dish those.

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Speaker 5: Tailor Taylor Kevin sing a synthetic dweeb, never come for

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Speaker 3: Oh shoot, I said, no confidence.

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Speaker 5: Your days are numbered? Watch it, pal, I said, really, back, look,

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Speaker 5: I just had to defend my friend. You want to response, Kevin,

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Speaker 5: I want to be in it, all right, I'm your girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: No, No, it's really not even this is hilarious. I'm

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Speaker 5: Now, from this point on, we go our separate ways.

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Speaker 5: We do our own thing. He does his own.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and this is a fun This is a fun

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Speaker 3: twenty twenty one, TikTok Room had I don't know if

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Speaker 3: All right, yeah, no, not okay, Oh not okay? Who's

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Speaker 5: Jack Wright? You pathetic? Do weep?

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Speaker 3: Stop? I'm saying we're not. I'm talking about my role

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Speaker 5: I'm an instigator. I love instigating. I love seeing beef

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Speaker 3: Oh to I am wait?

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Speaker 5: Is that what it is? A guest? I throw fire

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Speaker 3: No, that's adele set fire in the rain, set fire

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Speaker 5: Do you think he listens to Taylor's music?

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Speaker 3: Honestly, yes, I looked into it. He's been chasing this

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Speaker 5: Let's see I love teenage Dream.

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Speaker 3: Teen age Dream the way you tell me? Uh? That one?

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Speaker 3: God is a warm man? You believe God is ah?

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Speaker 5: No, that was Ariana Ariana.

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Speaker 5: be twenty two. That was the lyrics.

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00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 3: It feels like a perfect night.

436
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,360
Speaker 5: Oh I did change it before I released it. You're

437
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:10,359
Speaker 5: right to dress up like hipsters and make fun of

438
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 5: our exes.

439
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 3: Ah uh.

440
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 5: It feels like a perfect night for breakfast at midnight. Okay,

441
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,400
Speaker 5: fall in love with strangers.

442
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 3: Uh uh yeah, we're happy for you.

443
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 5: Confused and alone at the same time. It's a miserable

444
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 5: and magical Yeah.

445
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you cooke this one up.

446
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 5: That was That was that was that was.

447
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,639
Speaker 3: Oh man, we didn't even know. We forgot about We

448
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 3: forgot about this for a seconde.

449
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 5: I was about to be like, oh yeah, I'm gonna

450
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 5: turn this into a music.

451
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 3: Wow, good thing.

452
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,679
Speaker 5: I put some deodorant on.

453
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 3: Keep those legs cross.

454
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:10,879
Speaker 5: Performing gets you sweaty, though, it does? It does you

455
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 5: want to know how I got started? I used to

456
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 5: I used to perform in my bathroom with my hair brush.

457
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 3: Is that right?

458
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 5: Yeah?

459
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 3: Like like that that's gonna all right. Here we go,

460
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 3: here we go, we fix it, fix it. That's fine, Yep,

461
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 3: that's it right there. Yeah, I mean, look, I think

462
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,919
Speaker 3: this is really fun. I love letting go and just

463
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 3: you know, get your white woman on. I think it's

464
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 3: a lot of fun. Yeah, you know, you know, you're

465
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 3: really in there right now. It's just like we're happy

466
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 3: for being miserable at the same time.

467
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 5: I'm confused.

468
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,159
Speaker 3: I'm confused at the same time. We don't know, we

469
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 3: don't care, we don't dry off out, we don't know,

470
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:57,399
Speaker 3: don't know.

471
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:01,119
Speaker 5: Fun. This is the fun stuff right here. Sing up Halloween.

472
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 5: Everyone forgets where we are for a second, and hey,

473
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 5: everybody else dress up in goofy costumes and have fun.

474
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 5: Let's pretend like we're people who were who will never

475
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,439
Speaker 5: be able to be. Let's pretend like we're Taylor Swift

476
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 5: just for a day. And we work at I don't know.

477
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 3: Krogerkroger, Kroger. Yeah, I mean, I no offense if you

478
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 3: work at Kroger. I love Kroger. Y'all. Don't having a

479
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 3: Kroger equivalent up here?

480
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, we don't.

481
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 3: It's okay. I mean, look, I knew it. You know

482
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 3: when I bought my Honda Civic. Oh my god, this

483
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 3: is going full circle. I'm dipping between Hamzah and Travis here.

484
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 3: But when I bought my Honda Civic, I bought it

485
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 3: from an old Irish man. Nam forget Irish people screw

486
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 3: up their names. I hate that, y'all. Don't do no

487
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 3: the letters. Have you ever seen how neive is spelled?

488
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 3: Scariest thing I've ever seen. Please Anyway, he pulls up

489
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,360
Speaker 3: in the Civic. I fall in love. I say, can

490
00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 3: I buy it off?

491
00:25:59,000 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 7: You?

492
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 3: Champ? He says, actually yes, I'm looking to upgrade. Sells

493
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 3: me the car. As soon as I get in, music

494
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 3: starts to play. I haven't plugged in my phone. I

495
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 3: haven't bluetoothed it. It's the album read by Taylor Swift

496
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 3: CD Digital CD. This forty year old Irish man lives alone,

497
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 3: had one thing in this car that he and I'm

498
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 3: sure he misses it was this was this the album CD?

499
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 3: And whenever I am well, whenever, I'm back to the basics.

500
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 3: I don't have internet, I don't have I'm in the

501
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 3: middle of nowhere, driving through wilderness. I have a CD.

502
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 3: We're back to analog. I can't spotify anything. Actually I can.

503
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 3: You can down with music, but we go back a

504
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 3: row to the CD and I play I play Taylor.

505
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 3: So so in a way, you are my rock, you.

506
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 5: Know, No, you are too, you are you are my rock.

507
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 5: You're I feel like I could just be protected by you,

508
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 5: because I mean, come on, you play one of the

509
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 5: most aggressive sports in the world.

510
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,919
Speaker 3: I do, but I'm a tie it end so the

511
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,120
Speaker 3: position it involves, you know, I have to be someone

512
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 3: who's able to make plays but also allow my teammates

513
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 3: to make plays. You know.

514
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 5: Okay, well are you a player though? That's something I

515
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 5: need to know before we get on.

516
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 3: The fielder on the uh with women?

517
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 5: Well yeah, with women, I need to know that.

518
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 3: Look, I try to keep my job separate from from

519
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 3: what I do day to day. I try to play

520
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 3: hard and then I work hard, you know, So the

521
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 3: playing mostly in theories on the field. But look, wow, dude,

522
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 3: I swear fat If you.

523
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 5: Just blur it out, what's the time?

524
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 3: I don't did it really slip?

525
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 5: Maybe I don't want people see my bulge.

526
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 3: What bulge, boy? There's nothing in there? You just see

527
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 3: like a Wiener's side. I have it tucked all right,

528
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 3: fish bru breathe. Yeah, I know I wouldn't. I wouldn't

529
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,679
Speaker 3: cheat on you, Taylor. I mean obviously I don't. I

530
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 3: don't see what I could cheat up to. What's up next? Yeah?

531
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 6: Right?

532
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 5: What's better than me?

533
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 3: I don't know? No one's okay.

534
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 5: Well, if you had to date another pop star, who

535
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 5: would it be?

536
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 3: Claro? Wow?

537
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 5: Wrong answer. You're supposed to say, no one?

538
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:21,120
Speaker 3: Oh shoot ah, it's one of those boyfriend girlfriend tricks. Sorry,

539
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 3: it's I'm new to this, Okay, it's been a while.

540
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 3: I've been barren for a while. I haven't been.

541
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 5: Uh, I'm Claro.

542
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:32,679
Speaker 3: Really. Look, I know she's an industry planned. I know

543
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 3: her daddy's a you know, executive at Sony. But pretty

544
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 3: girl comes on and.

545
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 5: I have to you're just trying to start your own

546
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 5: music career, that's what you're doing. You're trying to date

547
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 5: me so that you can get in touch with some executives.

548
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 5: That's what you want. You want to start your own career.

549
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 5: What are you trying to do? Hip hop?

550
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 3: I want to start a band. What an all female

551
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 3: band where I'm the lead and I lead female lead

552
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 3: the females because that's what the female movement needs, is

553
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,479
Speaker 3: a male leader to really shape it up, give us

554
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 3: some direction. I think it would be you. Obviously, I'll

555
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 3: be sleeping with all of you the same time, so

556
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 3: no one feels left out. Taylor Swift on the drums,

557
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 3: clear on what does she do? Vocals? Okay, you could

558
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 3: be background vocals. I'm main vocals of of of and

559
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 3: probably du Alpa will just dance, Walipa.

560
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 5: I knew you had it out for her. I knew you.

561
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 5: I knew you wanted her just dance.

562
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 3: She's not She doesn't get to play an instrument like you.

563
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 3: It's it's a hierarchy.

564
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 5: Well, it's funny because you're trying to choose all these

565
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 5: different pop stars. Do you know how many choices I

566
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 5: have a footballers? Do you know how many people are

567
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 5: trying to be a football player. I can choose any

568
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 5: one of you. You guys are all the same, shaved head, bulky,

569
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 5: skinny fat.

570
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 3: They don't have the smile.

571
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 5: You're right, all right. It is the smile. It is

572
00:29:58,720 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 5: the smile. You're right.

573
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 3: It's this smile.

574
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 5: If Kelsey, your smile is can seriously light up a room.

575
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 3: It brings you back. You know your worries are gone,

576
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 3: and you know it's like, Hey, I don't have to

577
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 3: think for a moment. I'm Taylor. I'm always being the leader,

578
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 3: the one where has to make the calls. When you're

579
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 3: with me, Sue Tailor, Travis, I'm imagining to be you

580
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 3: know what you think, But when you're with me, I

581
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 3: am Travis. Let your worries be free. You're right.

582
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 5: It brings me back to when I wrote my first album,

583
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 5: My Red December, My Red, Remember that one, That one

584
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 5: that was the first song I ever wrote back in

585
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 5: my own home country of Nantucket. The little breeze in

586
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 5: between the breeze between the willow, That's the where I

587
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 5: had my first kiss with my boyfriend. His name was Travis.

588
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 5: My first boyfriend. His name is Travis.

589
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 3: Wow.

590
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 5: He's a football player at my high school. And when

591
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 5: I was in high what.

592
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, am I wait? I don't want to be some

593
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 3: sort of no no, no, it's.

594
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 5: Not like I'm trying to read it. No no, no,

595
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 5: of course not because you're You're better than he ever was.

596
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 5: He only made it to while he was trying to

597
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 5: get into college and then.

598
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 3: He dropped out. Yeah, and he was what seventeen.

599
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he wasn't gonna amount to anything.

600
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 3: So how old was he? You're scaring me? How old

601
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 3: is he?

602
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 5: Well we were both seventeen. Yeah. Now that we've got

603
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 5: that cleared up, we're in this happy relationship now and

604
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 5: it's probably gonna go for years from now. So I'm

605
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 5: really happy. And then we're gonna have famous kids like

606
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 5: the Kardashians, and it's gonna be awesome.

607
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I can already. I'm thinking of baby names.

608
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 3: If it's a girl, what do you do? You want

609
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 3: a girl or do you want a boy first? Well?

610
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 5: Anything, it's fine if it's a boy, girl whatever, right, Like.

611
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 3: It doesn't oh now they got stuff in between.

612
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 5: I mean yeah, so it doesn't matter for me as

613
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 5: long as as long as the child is famous in

614
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 5: making money.

615
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can work that out. I mean maybe on

616
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 3: the field or vocally. I don't really.

617
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 5: I'd like him to be a singer, though.

618
00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 3: You know what I would name it what mhm mm

619
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 3: hm vain vain.

620
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 5: Vain and how would it be like a vein, like

621
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 5: an arm vein?

622
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 3: No, like vain, but vain. Oh, I like the a

623
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 3: andy it's like and it also works for a boy

624
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 3: or a girl. Mm hmm when it comes up, because

625
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 3: that's something that's a four letter thing. It's kind of

626
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 3: a final boss sort of name. It's like I'm going,

627
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 3: I'm going, I'm going to uh going to Scotia Bank

628
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 3: Arena vain is in town.

629
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.

630
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 3: I like.

631
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 5: I like the name Jiminy. I think Jimmy would be

632
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 5: nice girl for boy or girl. Well both, it's interchangeable.

633
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 5: And then your last name is Kelsey, so maybe something

634
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 5: to match up with that.

635
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 3: Oh maybe Kelsey Kelsey.

636
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 5: That would be fun. That's a fun name. Kelsey Kelsey. Yep,

637
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 5: We're gonna have a daughter named Kelsey Kelsey.

638
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 3: It's like, my name is Kelsey Kelsey. Wait your first

639
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 3: or your last?

640
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 5: Shut up?

641
00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 3: Shut up? My dad is trying. I was Kelsey. My

642
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 3: mom is Taylor Swift. I said, Kelsey Kelsey, you know

643
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 3: who I am.

644
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 5: I could put you in the dirt. That's what they was.

645
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 3: They could I have mob ties. I've got jets going

646
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 3: with no one in them right now. Fuel I'm just

647
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 3: I don't care. Our some would be a demon or

648
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 3: daughter excuse me, we don't care.

649
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 5: And she would take and she would take a private

650
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 5: jet to daycare.

651
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because why would we drive? Why would we drive?

652
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 3: We would parachute that baby off of seven oh seven.

653
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 3: I don't care. We're extraordinary, we live extraordinarily. Would Kevin,

654
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 3: would Kevin do www? Dot?

655
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 5: Well, he would be better, do better.

656
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 3: That's what he told you to.

657
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 5: Have you been doing better?

658
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 3: Taylor? Travis, have a conversation. You're Taylor, I'm Kevin Taylor.

659
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 3: I'm noticing your I'm noticing you're emitting a lot of

660
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 3: carbon dioxide. What's wrong with you? You make some of

661
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 3: my favorite songs. I love your song. Why don't you

662
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 3: do better? Yeah?

663
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 5: You love my songs? Okay, then post a thirst trap

664
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 5: using one of my one of my sounds. I need

665
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 5: promotion for my new album.

666
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 3: I'll do it. But can I do an actor versus

667
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 3: a not actor.

668
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 5: You can do whatever you need to do. I just

669
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 5: need the views. Kevin. Just go do your job. Go

670
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 5: post a reel or a TikTok please?

671
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,800
Speaker 3: Okay, and then you'll stop emitting carbon dioxide?

672
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 5: Sure whatever?

673
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 3: So you're telling me your whole your whole career rides

674
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 3: on me.

675
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 5: Yes, sure whatever. Whatever. We'll get you to post. Kevin,

676
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 5: go back, go just go go back.

677
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 3: You need me.

678
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 5: Yes, Kevin, fine, I need you. I need you to

679
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 5: play music for me, because your tiktoks get the most views,

680
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 5: your your thirst traps, your death stairs whatever you call them,

681
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 5: your dead eye stairs.

682
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 3: Yes, you know me, you know what I do.

683
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 5: I know of course I've seen or remember you were

684
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 5: you are the female gays. I'm gonna write a song

685
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 5: about you.

686
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 3: We're happy freaking famin this day. Yeah. No, I'm not

687
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 3: really not poking fun man, you know I am.

688
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 5: I don't know. Oh, fun and games. Come on, this

689
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 5: is the Internet. It's the Internet, and you put yourself

690
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 5: on the internet. Come on, wait, we're hey, Kevin. Come on,

691
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 5: fire some shots at us too. Let's go easy. Lots

692
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 5: of shots here, man, you probably get a pickup. We

693
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 5: need something in our lives.

694
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 3: Man, this is boring, bro, It really does get boring. Man.

695
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 3: This is when we're supposed to start beef so in

696
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:30,760
Speaker 3: the life cycle.

697
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 5: That's why, that's why I've jumped at this. I was like,

698
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 5: this is awesome, this is out of character promotion. We

699
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 5: need this.

700
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 3: I said, I don't care, michig, I don't care.

701
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 5: Okay, if you're that itchy man, well don't spread that too.

702
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:49,399
Speaker 3: Much. Stop stop it. I'm not even doing that. I'm

703
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 3: trying to. I'm gonna get it off my finger. So

704
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 3: that what what do you look?

705
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 5: Don't look about I don't know twenty nine percent of

706
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 5: your face there.

707
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 3: Don't look at me like that. Now we're fine.

708
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 5: Come on, man, you know I have your music career.

709
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 5: You We're fine.

710
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 3: This is how it is, an actual heat of battle stuff.

711
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 5: This is our first controversy.

712
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's my favorite part of it.

713
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 5: Oh, I wonder how many times I wonder how long

714
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 5: it takes her to make a song in the studio

715
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 5: because it sounds like it's just perfect.

716
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 3: Obviously. I saw a clip of her in the stew

717
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 3: cooking and that, and it took so fast. It was

718
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 3: so fast because she rhymes car with the bar. Have

719
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 3: you seen a compilation of how many times rhymes car

720
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 3: with wait? Is this for real? My mama? Dude.

721
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 5: Look, it's pop music.

722
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 3: It's simple, and I think it's awesome.

723
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 5: We're a wave though, where there is like more complex

724
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:50,359
Speaker 5: pop music. Yeah, way more complex. I don't know. But

725
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 5: but her, she's just so good at at getting those

726
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 5: radio hits, getting that radio play. That's like that's italient

727
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 5: in itself. How can you like hit after hit like

728
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 5: you just can't?

729
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 3: And people hate on it. But it's a big part

730
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 3: of it is nostalogia. You know, you listen to Taylor,

731
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 3: it's like watching bo Jack the third Taylor is. Come on,

732
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 3: everyone knows who Taylor is. Travis Kelsey, well I do.

733
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 3: I know. I've known you for a while, of course,

734
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 3: and I've always had a crush on you. You're my

735
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 3: first crush. You know. I don't look at any other

736
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 3: women but you.

737
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 5: Oh man, lipstick stained on the on the cup?

738
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 3: Is this girls have to go through? This is picturesque.

739
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 3: Here we go. You could have shaved for this, honestly,

740
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 3: but fine.

741
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 5: Really you're gonna tell a woman to shave? Interesting, Travis.

742
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 5: I know you're a small town boy, but this is

743
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 5: Hollywood and this is a new new area. Things are improving,

744
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 5: Things are all right, all right, different from where you

745
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 5: grew up. Where'd you grow up? Kentucky, Kansas, Kansas city

746
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 5: of course, Kansas, of course, Kansas. Girls shave? Why, I'm

747
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 5: from Nantucket. We grow our hair as long as the trees.

748
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 3: Know where Nantucket is on the map of America.

749
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 5: Name the still in America.

750
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 3: Honestly, try to guess, like all jokes aside, guess what

751
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 3: state in Nantucket?

752
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 5: Nantucket?

753
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 3: Gosh takes me back.

754
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 5: Wow, I'm gonna have to say somewhere, maybe in Maine, Connecticut.

755
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 3: Oh, that might be it. I would have said Connecticut. Hey, Siri,

756
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:35,720
Speaker 3: what state is Nantucket in? Oh Man Matthews?

757
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 5: Damn it?

758
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:39,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, huh, I knew it.

759
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 5: What's that one book that was written there?

760
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 3: Oh I'm Sawyer? Yes?

761
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 5: Was he from there?

762
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 3: Wow? I can't believe I guess that one. That's my

763
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 3: boyfriend girlfriend stuff. Huckleberry Finn. Yeah, Huckleberry is not a

764
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 3: good guy, dude. He was always up to Like have

765
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 3: you read the unchanged version? I mean.

766
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,040
Speaker 5: No, I didn't read it?

767
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,399
Speaker 3: Oh wait, are you actually for real?

768
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 5: I didn't read it?

769
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 3: Well, you know what it meant though he had he

770
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 3: was like friends with this guy.

771
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 5: I thought him and Tom Tom sorry were boys.

772
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 3: There was a couple of guys who were boys. But

773
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 3: there was a black guy involved, right, Huckleberry, Well he

774
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:17,399
Speaker 3: was the black one.

775
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

776
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 3: In the rewrite their boys.

777
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 5: But before they weren't enemies.

778
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 3: They weren't enemies. They were what's old back then?

779
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 5: I gotta read it, I know, Oh, I shouldn't read it.

780
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 3: Listen back then, oh back then, yes, okay, bruh, it

781
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 3: was different back then. This is what I'm saying. You

782
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 3: see what I mean. It was like forced to be

783
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:45,879
Speaker 3: friends kind of.

784
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 5: Oh okay, yeah, no, stay out of Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Missouri.

785
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 5: Maybe it was, actually, now that I think about it, Mississippi.

786
00:39:56,200 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 3: Maybe so many of those m's, Mama, mississipp All I

787
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 3: know is millions ms. Oh oh, there we go, Arkansas.

788
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 3: That's a Taylor Swift bar.

789
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 5: I don't remember much about Missouri, Mississippi, Massachusetts and those ms.

790
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 5: All I'm the only MS I'm concerned about is the

791
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 5: millions of fuel I burn in my jet.

792
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 3: Know where you can sneak that into their next album?

793
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 3: And honestly, I'm gonna be one to say, like, give

794
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 3: us an album tailor. You can't keep remastering. I know

795
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 3: it's fun. I know you're having fun hitting the doing

796
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 3: the big hits and and reclaiming your masters. But you

797
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 3: know when I heard karmas a cat ru a la

798
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 3: parmas in an acra bat and then I put because

799
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 3: that's why I liked it, because it was like, okay,

800
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 3: oh my god, oh all jokes aside. That is such

801
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 3: a good song because ice spice and she comes into it.

802
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:53,760
Speaker 5: It's smooth.

803
00:40:54,040 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 3: Okay, can we do it? Ice spice and Taylor? What

804
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 3: are the spices in a bag? What spices are in

805
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 3: spiced peaches? What is autoca rec doing?

806
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 5: You got weird suggestions?

807
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 3: Ice spice, ice spicey nosto ice spice and Taylor swift? Karma.

808
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,760
Speaker 3: Let's do the lyrics because can I do you do? Taylor?

809
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,240
Speaker 3: And I do? I want to do ice spices?

810
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 5: Yeah for sure? I mean I was assuming I was

811
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 5: gonna do Taylors.

812
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 3: Than I gotta finish my age.

813
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 5: You want, okay, finish it?

814
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it all sink to the bottom. This

815
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 3: is gonna be like.

816
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 5: You're getting ready to sing. You gotta get all this fuel,

817
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 5: all this, all these vitamins. Oh my god.

818
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 3: M hmm yea. Being an athlete is hard. Wow. Yeah,

819
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 3: all right, hang on, all right, you're all ready to

820
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 3: be blessed, you know in the ears? How do we

821
00:41:56,480 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 3: get this? Oh man, this is a lot huh remix

822
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,399
Speaker 3: lyrics because this will actually tell us all right, I'm

823
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 3: gonna start it. Karma, is that girl like grah.

824
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 5: You're talking ship for the hell of it, addicted to betrayal,

825
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 5: but your relative song with ice spice, she can do

826
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 5: whatever she immediately. You're terrified to look down because if

827
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 5: you dare, you'll see the glare of everyone you burn

828
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 5: just to get there. It's coming back around and not

829
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 5: keep the side of my street clean. You wouldn't know

830
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 5: what I mean. Karma is my boyfriend. Karma is a god.

831
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 5: Coma is the breeze and my hair on the weekend.

832
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 5: Comma is a relaxing thought. Weren't you aren't you envious

833
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 5: that you for you? It's not sweet like honey. Karma

834
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 5: is a cat purring on my lap because it loves me,

835
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 5: flexing like a goddamn acro vibe like that.

836
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 3: Karma is your checks, bat a bounce. Karma is a

837
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 3: fire in your house. She bought a pop up on

838
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 3: announced and she never leaving you alone. Watch I put

839
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 3: her ops on the throne, got your waving pretty white flags.

840
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 3: You know for the cash they getting a little savior.

841
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 3: Now you switching up your behavior. It's okay, baby, you

842
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,879
Speaker 3: ain't gotta worry. Karma never gets lazy, So I keep

843
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 3: my head up, my bed up. I won't let up.

844
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 3: Never promise that you never endeavor. Would nonetheless ever ever,

845
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 3: I'd be dragging that wagon. Karma is a beauty waiting

846
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 3: that pageant gra whoa.

847
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 5: No, if I was wearing a wig, it would definitely

848
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,399
Speaker 5: have been snatched by Ice Spice after that verse. Oh

849
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 5: and this is our duo part Okay, because Karma is

850
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 5: my boy Oh yeah, because Coma is a is my boyfriend.

851
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 3: Damn, Karma is a god.

852
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 5: Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend.

853
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 5: Comma is relaxing thought. Aren't you envious that? For you?

854
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:55,760
Speaker 5: It's not sweet like honey. Karma is a cat purring

855
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 5: my lap because it loves me, flexing like a goddamn

856
00:43:58,800 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 5: a girl.

857
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:06,760
Speaker 3: Bad me come a vibe like that? That's fun. That's fun.

858
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 5: That's fun.

859
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 3: And I love that they were able to work together

860
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 3: after their beef. I think I think y'all had something,

861
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 3: you know, King of Pop or something. You know. There's

862
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 3: only so much space on the stage. But I love

863
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 3: it when women, instead of competing, they collaborate. That's always

864
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 3: something me, as Travis, I appreciate, which is why I

865
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 3: think my band idea was actually a good idea. But

866
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 3: you know, I'm not here, dargu here or there, like

867
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 3: Nicki Minaj. What do you think of Nikki H Taylor.

868
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's a direct competitor. We're competing for the for

869
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 5: the same I same audience. I would say the Barbs

870
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 5: and Swifts swifties, aren't they are one and the same.

871
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 5: They're one and the same. You guys are pretty much

872
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 5: the same people.

873
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 3: They're the same, I mean indistinguishable.

874
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 5: We're both competing right now. I know Nikki's trying to

875
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 5: have a song with BTS notice, and I'm trying to

876
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 5: get in there as well. That's just rumors going around

877
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 5: in the studio.

878
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 3: So do not step in a uniclo when that thing drops.

879
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 3: I'm telling you right now, it's trouble m or pray

880
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 3: for the uniclow workers. Guys. We're gonna do a piece

881
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 3: of advice here. If you guys have a question for us,

882
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 3: a dilemma, please give us as detailed as possible of

883
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 3: a question. I'm talking about my ex boyfriend slept with

884
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 3: my mom. I don't know what to do about it.

885
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 3: He but he has a history of schizophrenia, and I

886
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,359
Speaker 3: don't We won't want of those, because that's what we're

887
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,919
Speaker 3: here to solve. You know, puzzles, that's what we're solving. Yeah,

888
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 3: I mean, we'll give you advice on how to make

889
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 3: friends in high school as well.

890
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 5: But all right, well we've had I'm just gonna take

891
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 5: this off, all.

892
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,879
Speaker 3: Right and keep the cap on at least. Oh there

893
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 3: we go. All right, we'll just keep yeah. Out of

894
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 3: Character pod on Instagram at out of Character Pod on

895
00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 3: Instagram and also while I'm here, we do a weekly

896
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 3: solo episode on Patreon. We as in me alone, I

897
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 3: do it every week. We have a lot of fun there.

898
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 3: Go check it out. Huh five bucks a month. Over

899
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 3: seventy episodes are archived, and we really do have fun there,

900
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:13,879
Speaker 3: We really do. I'm sorry, I don't mean to leave

901
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:18,879
Speaker 3: out Martin, but it's true. What am I looking at here?

902
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 5: I don't know. Some of this stuff is hard to read.

903
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 3: Hello, out of Character Podcast, Best comfort pod on Earth.

904
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 3: To help you paint a picture. My pronouns are she, her,

905
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 3: and I'm twenty one in college and I hate kids.

906
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 3: I have a brother who's nine years younger than me.

907
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 3: Twenty one is nine thirteen, and he's really annoying and

908
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 3: talks a lot. My problem is how do I tell

909
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 3: him to shut up without causing my mental illness and

910
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 3: without resulting to bullying. Please he watches slushy Newbs with him,

911
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 3: so maybe guide him. I don't know.

912
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 8: This.

913
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 3: So your brother is twelve years old? You know what

914
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 3: what I'm imagining when I read this? What was that

915
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 3: show that family that it's all incest and they live together? Whittakers?

916
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 3: This is reading like a Whittaker reaching out like my

917
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 3: nine year old brother won't stop talking and we're all

918
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 3: mentally ill? Am I mad? Are you not imagining the

919
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:19,839
Speaker 3: Whittakers here?

920
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 5: I have no idea. Like guys probably watched I think

921
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 5: this advice segment is this is you need like real problems.

922
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,919
Speaker 5: How are we gonna dicect? Your brother talks a lot? Yeah,

923
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 5: so does everyone else's twelve year old brother.

924
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 3: Really? Oh, here's when this young lady just jumped the

925
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 3: gun and gave us audio. Okay, this is scary, all right,

926
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 3: Please no cursing or slurs or anything.

927
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 8: My arms are and Martin. So I'm about to turn

928
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,919
Speaker 8: twenty and my mum has been getting on my back

929
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 8: about still being single. Tell me to go on these

930
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 8: dating apps and try to put myself out there. But literally,

931
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,720
Speaker 8: does she know I've already tried that and it doesn't work.

932
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 8: So her coming up to me has really been a

933
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 8: low blow to putting me into depression. So do you

934
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 8: have any of us on how to find some genuine

935
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 8: guys that actually want to be in a relationship and

936
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 8: not just mess around because I don't know where to

937
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 8: look for them.

938
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 3: Side note HARMSA.

939
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 8: If you're willing to do long distance, we could kill two.

940
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 8: But to.

941
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 3: All this part, okay, First off, Marty taken obvious.

942
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, hello, I ever heard of Taylor Swift?

943
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 3: No, the accent sounded fake to me. I don't know

944
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 3: if that's just you. I know you, guys, let me

945
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 3: know you'll native guys.

946
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 5: If you're gonna send a voice message, don't fake.

947
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 3: Take an accent. You got a lot going on already

948
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 3: in the logistically, and we can't add that to the bag.

949
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 3: We're right here, We're right here. The loyal men are

950
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 3: doing this this. We dress up, We sing Karma as

951
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 3: a freaking fox who cares because it loves me. Honestly,

952
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 3: I'll tell you they're not on the apps. Really, if

953
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 3: I was gonna give a woman advice on how to

954
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 3: find a good man, genuinely, I'd say give up. I

955
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 3: would say, go girl, the future is female because I

956
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 3: can't imagine having, you know, being attracted to like this.

957
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 3: This you know, stinky man, we get to look at.

958
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 5: Why were you pointing at me the entire why?

959
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 8: What?

960
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 3: Whoa Taylor? This is like a trans in the show

961
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 3: when she does transformations or something. No, there's very gross men,

962
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 3: not just like physically unkempt, especially if you're young. I

963
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 3: can't imagine when you're twenty twenty one, options are enticing. Wow,

964
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 3: you know, I got plants hanging from my ceiling. You know,

965
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 3: I got I literally have hanging plants. Men my age

966
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 3: aren't doing that. I'm I'm gonna league at my own

967
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 3: I what do I do? You know? Last night I

968
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 3: made pasta chick with chickpea pasta because I wanted to

969
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 3: get my protein in, and I made a lovely shrimp

970
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:05,439
Speaker 3: scampy mm hmm.

971
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 5: That's called what's that called? And he's not in a relationship.

972
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 5: He does all that and he's still not in a relationship. Yeah,

973
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,399
Speaker 5: so it's tough for both sides. Grass is always greener

974
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 5: on the other side. Does that even apply here? No?

975
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 5: All I'm trying to say is stop looking so hard.

976
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 5: Just stop looking so hard. You're trying too hard.

977
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 3: Oh well this is a taken man, so you can

978
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 3: your stuff is really once.

979
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 5: You start letting go and stop caring as much.

980
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 3: As I'm over here saying set your standards higher and

981
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 3: you're saying go lower. Is that what you're saying?

982
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 5: You know what, it's a mess. It's a mess. Dating

983
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 5: is a mess, and it will be a mess. Yeah.

984
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,320
Speaker 3: Honestly, I would say look for lovers, look for someone

985
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 3: just that they could tolerate, because that's what it is. Now.

986
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 3: If you could tolerate someone, that's all you need. That's it.

987
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it.

988
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 3: There's not a lot of people I can tolerate, or

989
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:00,839
Speaker 3: everyone can tolerate. You know, as subculture grow in these

990
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 3: veins of hobbies and sub and cults, then people diverge

991
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 3: and they separate and they and they convince themselves that

992
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 3: they're more different than each other, and it's like, what

993
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 3: the heck? Twelve years ago, we were all like, we

994
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 3: like friends, we like to show friends. That's how everybody was, Like,

995
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 3: I like Michael Jackson and friends. That was all you like.

996
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 3: All the hinge bios would have been the same, all

997
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 3: the hinge bios would have been like, I like Michael

998
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 3: Jackson and friends. Yeah, and and jell owed fruit.

999
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 5: Also how old was she?

1000
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 3: I believe twenty one or something twenty one? I didn't care.

1001
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 5: That's fake and she's about it having a crisis about

1002
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 5: you need a few years on you before you even

1003
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 5: get a real relationship.

1004
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 3: Come on, and I know it's good too. It's good

1005
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 3: to have the ideal and idealize and.

1006
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 5: Hope for go on some test drives, find some random people,

1007
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 5: try it out and leave.

1008
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 3: Okay, there you go. Oh this is scary. I spy

1009
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 3: with my little eye to goblins at Value village on

1010
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 3: Queen Street.

1011
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 5: Oh no, they spotted us.

1012
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 3: Someone spotted us and didn't say anything. Guys, Now we're

1013
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 3: just scared.

1014
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 5: Now you're lame for that.

1015
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, square up. Oh god. Jenna Jenny twenty four as

1016
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 3: of this week. Oh, happy birthday from Schomberg, Illinois.

1017
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 5: Her birthday Samberg. Oh Jenny.

1018
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 3: Sorry. My first question is about religion. I am white,

1019
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 3: my ethnicity is fully Bulkan, and I'm two Percentcerian. Would

1020
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 3: it be weird if I started slowly converting to Islam.

1021
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 3: No one in my fami is Muslim. I think they

1022
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:48,760
Speaker 3: would judge me. First of all, brouh out asking someone

1023
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 3: if it's weird if they convert? Is so you are not?

1024
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 3: Are you two feet into this? How are you too?

1025
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 3: How are how you gotta? Do you believe this or

1026
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 3: not they convert?

1027
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:02,479
Speaker 5: Is it weird?

1028
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 3: If I try Islam for a week, I don't know.

1029
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:08,360
Speaker 5: It's a religion, yea, literally anyone could walk into it, hop.

1030
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 3: On or don't. That's all you, baby, I mean.

1031
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 5: If aiden ros can convert.

1032
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 3: Is no sneak? Oh yeah you're good. Yeah, you're farm man,

1033
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 3: and you know white people are accepted everywhere you're don't

1034
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 3: worry about that. My second question is about relationships. Oh

1035
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 3: my goodness, I can't get a normal guy to like

1036
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 3: me because I'm too unserious. Well clearly, I've been on

1037
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,479
Speaker 3: two dates from a hinge that went really badly because

1038
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 3: I'm just too funny for these Illinois nerds that like me.

1039
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:43,359
Speaker 3: They get like intimidated or something and just can't keep up,

1040
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 3: and I get the ick when they try to. When

1041
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 3: I have said this before, people said, stop being funny

1042
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 3: on the first day and be sexy and aloof instead

1043
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 3: of instead. But that's just in genuine What do I

1044
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 3: do besides just keep looking for the guy with my

1045
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 3: sack team or because it feels impossible. Yes, marn you

1046
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 3: look like Andy Samberg. First of all, get a load

1047
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:12,879
Speaker 3: of this chick, right, really back, Okay, we're not doing

1048
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 3: stand up on the first date. Imagine a guy is

1049
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,319
Speaker 3: actually trying to be funny, like actually, he's like looking

1050
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 3: at you waiting for you to laugh on on a

1051
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 3: first date. Let alone, you bro chill out, get to

1052
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:24,720
Speaker 3: know them, just talk normal.

1053
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 5: Yeah. Also, what do you mean you want to find

1054
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,439
Speaker 5: the exact same humor? You want to extremely funny people

1055
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 5: in a relationship?

1056
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 3: Awful? That sounds insufferable and I would hate.

1057
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,919
Speaker 5: And any of your friends that ever saw you guys

1058
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:40,239
Speaker 5: together would probably leave any event that you guys were

1059
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 5: invited to because they how are you gonna deal with

1060
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,399
Speaker 5: two people who are bouncing off the walls laughing that

1061
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 5: that's just annoying?

1062
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 3: And y'all wouldn't even like each other.

1063
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 5: No, because he's a rookie eating Yeah, get a competition,

1064
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:51,840
Speaker 5: who's funnier.

1065
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 3: It's a rookie relationship mistake across the board to want

1066
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 3: someone just like you. That's like, oh, you don't know

1067
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:03,280
Speaker 3: what's going on on that sucks. Have you met someone

1068
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 3: just like you? Me and Martin just like each other.

1069
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:08,879
Speaker 3: I would never date this guy. Holy moly, I can't

1070
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 3: get an I can get enough of him very quickly.

1071
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 3: What are you doing?

1072
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 5: I was trying to fish?

1073
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 3: Sorry, what are you doing? Focus up? Chop chop, putting

1074
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 3: a bald cap on a corner's wrecks. God damn it.

1075
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 3: M no, no, honestly, honestly, honestly, from reading this, straight up,

1076
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 3: you sounded like not good. You sound like a little

1077
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:43,799
Speaker 3: insuff Can I say that? You can say that? Yeah,

1078
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 3: because it's like chill out, chill out. You don't You're

1079
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:51,319
Speaker 3: not that funny. Probably. Also, can you imagine anyone say,

1080
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,279
Speaker 3: imagine a guy said this. You read it says a guy,

1081
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 3: I can't find a girl who's as funny as me

1082
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 3: that can match me. And dude, chill out. And I'm

1083
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 3: not trying to give you know, meminist rights over here.

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00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 3: I'm not even on that wave either, but I'm on you.

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00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 3: I'm on your ass. Chill out. I'm from Illinois, and

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Speaker 3: I know very good men from Illinois. Very they're also

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00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 3: very fun. Being funny isn't about dishing it out. It's

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00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 3: about knowing when it's there. It's about Oh, that is

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00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 3: a funny thing. That's called a sense of humor. You

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00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 3: don't have to be creating freaking set up in punchlines

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00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:32,080
Speaker 3: to be funny. You're a freak vent this out start

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00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 3: a podcast. I'm sorry you came for us and we're

1093
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 3: shutting you down, but really this is what you need.

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00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 3: Don't be don't be doing Uh you're fifteen minutes of

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Speaker 3: a material with some poor guy trying to get some

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00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 3: freaking monkey.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the save the comedy for your friends, all right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Really, I'm not even if you see me talk.

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Speaker 3: I would never crack a joke to a woman because honestly,

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Speaker 3: most women are funnier. And then, like I also agree,

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Speaker 3: by by and large, I think women are funnier than men.

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Speaker 3: I want to I do want to put that out there,

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Speaker 3: just sense of humor, wise, understanding what's funny. But that

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Speaker 3: doesn't mean they got to be cracking them all the time,

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Speaker 3: you know, Taylor, what do you think any any last words? Really?

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Speaker 5: No, I agree with what you just said. Women are

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Speaker 5: truly funnier than men. And it's and you want to

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00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 5: know why, it's because the men are the ones who

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Speaker 5: don't have the awareness. They're just gonna say whatever comes

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Speaker 5: out of their mouth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there were simple people. You gotta really, you're giving

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Speaker 3: them too much credit. They are just happy to be there.

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Speaker 3: They just a good presence to be around. That's all

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Speaker 3: it is. Like you said, someone like we said to

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Speaker 3: the other person, someone you can tolerate. That's all you want,

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Speaker 3: that's all you care for.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 3: Nice, Well, thank you guys for listening. I'm renting this

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Speaker 3: bike helmet from someone and they are about to go

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Speaker 3: to work and for bike safety, they bike to work.

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Speaker 3: For their safety, they need the helmet back. So we

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Speaker 3: urge only have to end this episode. And I have

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Speaker 3: to because we go full. You know, if I wasn't

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Speaker 3: wearing this, you'd be like, what's what is this? What

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Speaker 3: am I like?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Travis? Anyway, see you guys next week.

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