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That's right on reddit. 8 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 1: So this one comes from okay, fam uh user, Big 9 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,480 Speaker 1: Booty Buns sixty nine. 10 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 3: That is a great handle. 11 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 2: That is a phenomenal handle, what a legend. 12 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:40,200 Speaker 1: What big Booty is in the chat? Let us know, Yeah, yeah, 13 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 1: let us know right. Drop that thick ass right now 14 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 1: give the chat. 15 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 2: Here we go. 16 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 1: So Big Booty Bun sixty nine says hello everyone and 17 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 1: special hello to John Riley, Sophia, and Sophia's brother. 18 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 2: Damn, don't even get in mentioned by name. That is 19 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 2: so great. 20 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 3: How far she's clined. 21 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 2: That's right, dude, she's the daughter. We are lowly just. 22 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 3: Uh serfs, bro, we're so alarmed. 23 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 2: Back to Big Booty Buns. 24 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna start off by saying that I am 25 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,000 Speaker 1: a bisexual twenty year old male with a. 26 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:19,320 Speaker 2: Strong preference for dudes. No, I'm not gay. Shut the 27 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,200 Speaker 2: f up. Hell yeah, I've. 28 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 1: Kind of always known that I wasn't straight, and the 29 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: fact was solidified when I was in high school surrounded 30 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:31,319 Speaker 1: by thick, juicy individuals and being by didn't help. 31 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 2: Let's just say I was a kid in a candy 32 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 2: store where no candy was too sweet or too sour. 33 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,040 Speaker 3: This is the best start, I am. 34 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,839 Speaker 1: This is amazing, This is amazing, baby god Zella says, 35 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,400 Speaker 1: oh fg, I saw this story today. 36 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 3: I'm glad we're seeing it now. 37 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 2: Let's go. 38 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 1: I even had crushes on my teachers, as we all do. 39 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: But to be fair, the male teachers were quite packing 40 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: for their days. Let's what you're going to, bro and 41 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 1: like a Flick's teenager school where everyone's getting hot and thick. 42 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 2: Maybe in La La school to l least schools have. 43 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 3: I mean, I went to an all boys school, so yeah. 44 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, but then at a all boys school, 45 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 2: it's like, what else you got? 46 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 3: I mean, that's true. Teachers, Yeah you got teachers. 47 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,240 Speaker 2: Pumps up the grading scale by a few points curve. 48 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 3: This is a random side story, but there is ones 49 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 3: this kid in my swim class that would chase people 50 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 3: around with his scout and it was massive respect and 51 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 3: then he would penguin slide slide anyway, that's a side. 52 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 4: Where do they teach you guys in Catholics? 53 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 1: One of my teachers regularly didn't wear underwear, and damn Jelly. 54 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 2: Asked for the female teachers. 55 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:54,079 Speaker 1: They knew how to dress, often in skirts so tight 56 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,799 Speaker 1: they had a wattle like penguins and open cleavage. And 57 00:02:57,919 --> 00:03:00,120 Speaker 1: I had a great view when I didn't know a 58 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:04,559 Speaker 1: math question. Those gosh darn equations making me see tatas 59 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: are trying to write some like dirty fan fic right now, 60 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 1: this is this big reason supposed to be turned on. 61 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 2: Big Booty Buns is living up to their username. 62 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 3: It is okop what's good after dofter dark? 63 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,959 Speaker 1: Oddly enough, I didn't fancy anyone my age. I was 64 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 1: only attracted to older people. I think it's a fetish. 65 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: Except there was this one kid who was always quiet, 66 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: had above average grades, a large, chubby body, a bit 67 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 1: bear like hairy, beautiful pink lips, tall caramel skin, and 68 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 1: a voice that could make me lose my mind. 69 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 2: Dude, who is big booty Bunts? Guys? 70 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 1: Can we please find big booty Buns and like invite 71 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: them into the I don't even I don't know. 72 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:50,360 Speaker 2: Invite them. 73 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,800 Speaker 1: You're gonna make the chat so thirsty, dude, good gravy. 74 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: I always liked him and watched him afar like a creep. 75 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 1: I'm owning it, Oh my god, trying to figure out 76 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: which way he swung, not that I had a choice, though. 77 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 1: My face looks like a dropped cake, almost like Sophia's brothers. 78 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 1: What the. 79 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 2: What's on this? Sam Slander? That's so good? Yeah, bro, 80 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,679 Speaker 2: that's crazy. Sam was a beautiful sexy face. 81 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 3: Bro, what of our whatever? Our friends asked us to 82 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:27,280 Speaker 3: be on a on a on his YouTube video called 83 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,840 Speaker 3: why is He Hot? And I'm not? And they would 84 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:34,960 Speaker 3: have people rate like Riley and I and a bunch 85 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,600 Speaker 3: of other guys like I'm not doing that? 86 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 2: Wait what you're not doing that? 87 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:40,720 Speaker 3: I'm not Are you doing it? Saturday? 88 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 4: Jack was like please, and I was like okay, Jack, 89 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 4: I mean, come on, you said no to Jack? 90 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,440 Speaker 3: Bro, I don't think I could do it. Boy, I 91 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:49,280 Speaker 3: don't think I could do it. 92 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,280 Speaker 5: Come on, I don't want to know. I just want 93 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 5: to be called a funny seven. That's all I need 94 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 5: one and then we're in. Yah, that's all I hope 95 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 5: to be is just a funny seven to my significant other, 96 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,719 Speaker 5: and then I'll be I'll be happy. 97 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,840 Speaker 3: What if it's on You're you're in ten to me? 98 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 3: But what if you get like if you get like 99 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 3: a five? Will you dude? 100 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,680 Speaker 4: If I get lower than five, I'm crying and leaving, 101 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 4: I don't care. 102 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,840 Speaker 3: See that's what I think is gonna happen to me. 103 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 4: Dude. But you're like, you're freaking like eight and a half. Dude, 104 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 4: You're fine. 105 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaker 3: I think I'm like an eight and a half to like. 106 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,560 Speaker 3: I think I'm like like attractive to a specific subset 107 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 3: of women. But I think some women would probably think 108 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 3: I'm very ugly. I think women have very particular tastes. 109 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,360 Speaker 2: They do have very I don't think any woman would 110 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:37,840 Speaker 2: consider you ugly, but god, damn maybe God or God, 111 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 2: it's true. 112 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, we're like three stallions in here. I think 113 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 4: we're good. 114 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,040 Speaker 1: Well, that's true, that's true, that's true. I don't want 115 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,800 Speaker 1: to expose myself that anyway. Let's get back to this 116 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,520 Speaker 1: sexy fucking story. 117 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 2: And he is just bloody, gorgeous moans and horny. Wow. 118 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:56,600 Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not that bad, but I still that confidence. 119 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:00,839 Speaker 1: I was in an it slash computer monitor school. Wow, okay, 120 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Speaker 1: that's incredible. So during breaks I would always be in 121 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,360 Speaker 1: the computer room with my friends. 122 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 2: He heat nerds. 123 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 1: He started coming there more often until it became a routine. 124 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 1: He heat nerd and then it came every day, came 125 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:15,440 Speaker 1: every day. 126 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,680 Speaker 2: Oh god, I wasn't gonna say it. 127 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 1: We only started talking in bits and pieces. He'd be 128 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,600 Speaker 1: looking up an anime to watch, and I'd playfully give 129 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:28,039 Speaker 1: him false spoilers with a sprinkle of truth. Eventually he'd 130 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 1: occasionally strike up a conversation saying that I lied, and 131 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:35,840 Speaker 1: then we talked even more. Laugh, joke, kiss touch each 132 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 1: other and fist fist jokes. 133 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:45,080 Speaker 2: I can't jokes, I could, geez, man, you can't just. 134 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,679 Speaker 3: Go straight from kissing the fist. 135 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:50,719 Speaker 1: That's to a level of thousand my god. 136 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:54,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, like the sock puppet first. 137 00:06:54,680 --> 00:07:03,480 Speaker 1: Shud, just fucking wow wow, wow, wow wow wow. I'm 138 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,920 Speaker 1: gonna keep going, guys, And it made me so happy. 139 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:10,280 Speaker 1: Eventually we became friends, and over time we became best friends. 140 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:13,800 Speaker 1: School ended and we went our separate ways into adulthood, 141 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,960 Speaker 1: but we still kept in touch and we'd meet up 142 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,560 Speaker 1: to go to the movies sometime, and every time we 143 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 1: hung out he'd hug me, he initiated. I had to 144 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:28,200 Speaker 1: stop because my underwear, hand and lotion couldn't handle the stress. Roh. 145 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,520 Speaker 1: He knows I'm by and he's ninety percent straight. I'm 146 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 1: betting on that ten percent. I'd say ninety percent because 147 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,160 Speaker 1: I fundamentally believe that no one is one hundred percent straight. 148 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 2: But that's an argument for another day. Low key agreed. 149 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:47,320 Speaker 2: I agree to this to an extent. 150 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:50,760 Speaker 1: If you if you believe that sexuality is a spectrum, 151 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 1: then everyone exists somewhere on that spectrum, and like no 152 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,400 Speaker 1: one is either like like I think one hundred percent 153 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:58,200 Speaker 1: one way or the other. 154 00:07:58,640 --> 00:07:59,520 Speaker 3: I think I believe that. 155 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,240 Speaker 1: I think I believe that, like in like oh I 156 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 1: can't acknowledge you're attractive or like ready to go to Bonetown. 157 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 1: I think I think it's a spectrum. So there's like 158 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,480 Speaker 1: people like like like acknowledging that you, Oh. 159 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,160 Speaker 2: I can see this person's attractive. 160 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,560 Speaker 3: Yeah right, Yeah, but I would love to know what 161 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:17,520 Speaker 3: the chat thinks. 162 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:20,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, let us know in the chapelo. Today was 163 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:20,920 Speaker 2: his birthday. 164 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,160 Speaker 4: But whose birthday isn't it today? 165 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:24,480 Speaker 2: Yeah? 166 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:25,119 Speaker 3: Everyone? 167 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, guys stop having birthdays. 168 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:30,000 Speaker 1: Okay, my god, just kidding, But I've been so swapped 169 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,800 Speaker 1: with college and studying for exams that I forgot. 170 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 2: I remember setting a. 171 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:35,920 Speaker 1: Reminder on my phone the week prior, but I only 172 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,240 Speaker 1: just noticed that my phone has been off for days now. 173 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,640 Speaker 2: I primarily use my laptop. 174 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:43,120 Speaker 1: In my daily life anyways, so it's not unusual for 175 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,679 Speaker 1: my phone to be off, as I only play games 176 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 1: with it and maybe call some people every two months 177 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:52,599 Speaker 1: or so. Man, this opis every two months. OPI is 178 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,160 Speaker 1: a very interesting. 179 00:08:54,240 --> 00:09:00,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, as a specific set of skills and and kinkspan. 180 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:03,760 Speaker 2: I apologized after he braided me. 181 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,000 Speaker 1: Nothing serious. It sounds like it was all jokes. And 182 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:09,840 Speaker 1: he sent me a photo of his cake, like his ass, 183 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:14,960 Speaker 1: not his ass unfortunately, just a regular basic birthday cake okay, 184 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:19,400 Speaker 1: and tried to rub it in my face. Oh, oh 185 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,400 Speaker 1: my god, trying to rub it in my face. I 186 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,360 Speaker 1: wish he rubbed his ass on my face. 187 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,840 Speaker 3: Oh pee, keep it in your pants. 188 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:31,400 Speaker 2: But but I don't like cake unless it's uh h, 189 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:32,800 Speaker 2: bunda or bunda? What is it? 190 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:36,199 Speaker 1: Bund Yeah, bunch these buns. Unless it's bunch cake, I 191 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,559 Speaker 1: don't know. And I told him so His response was 192 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,439 Speaker 1: so cute. He was blushing because he thought I'd ask 193 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,800 Speaker 1: for a slice. I wanted a slice of him so 194 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:47,079 Speaker 1: he could say no. We talked on WhatsApp called for 195 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,679 Speaker 1: a while. Roughly an hour after we hung up and 196 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:53,120 Speaker 1: said our good nights, I realized, I really, really, really 197 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:54,199 Speaker 1: love this man. 198 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,640 Speaker 2: It hurts to know that I can never be with 199 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:58,079 Speaker 2: him or tells him that I love him. 200 00:09:58,679 --> 00:10:01,280 Speaker 1: I've thought about it, and once we both have jobs 201 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:04,520 Speaker 1: in our own places, I'll kidnap him, fake our deaths, 202 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 1: and force him to marry me in another country and 203 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 1: live out the rest of our lives in a small cabin, 204 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,560 Speaker 1: ignoring his pleas for freedom. I'm joking about kidnapping him 205 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,760 Speaker 1: and forcing your relationship, but honestly, I'm still fifty to 206 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:20,040 Speaker 1: fifty on that one. No, but seriously, I might have 207 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,680 Speaker 1: to cut him out of my life in the future, 208 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:25,839 Speaker 1: because I know I'll despise his future wife for having 209 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:30,440 Speaker 1: slash screwing, slash tasting, slash loving, slash living what I want. 210 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,679 Speaker 1: Cathy says, I don't think Op knows the difference between 211 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:38,280 Speaker 1: being horny and love truly. My God, my God, big puns. 212 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,800 Speaker 1: I will envy his kids for sharing his DNA. 213 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:43,480 Speaker 2: What the fuck? 214 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:47,360 Speaker 1: I convinced that if he's spat in my mouth, it 215 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,920 Speaker 1: would add fifty years of life to my soul. 216 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,600 Speaker 4: Oh my, oh my god, sorry sorry. 217 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:56,360 Speaker 1: I would do almost anything for this man. I'd hide 218 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,000 Speaker 1: a body for him. I'd kill for him. I'd commit 219 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:02,640 Speaker 1: war crimes for him, even kick a puppy. I love 220 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,640 Speaker 1: him and it hurts me to know that he's not mine. 221 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,600 Speaker 1: I fucking love him, and I wish he was mine. 222 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,520 Speaker 1: I resent myself for being bisexual. Why can't I be 223 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,320 Speaker 1: vanilla and only like women? He makes me so happy 224 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,520 Speaker 1: every time we talk, and it feels like I'm drowning 225 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,840 Speaker 1: and heart is about and my heart is about to explode. 226 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:21,120 Speaker 1: I genuinely feel pain thinking about the relationship we can 227 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,000 Speaker 1: never have. I know so far I have sounded super 228 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,120 Speaker 1: crazy and super horny. 229 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:29,280 Speaker 2: That is an inch, that is correct, But I like 230 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,280 Speaker 2: to use jokes. 231 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,400 Speaker 1: To mask the pain of not having him be in 232 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:35,640 Speaker 1: my future, to be my number one for the rest 233 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:38,440 Speaker 1: of our lives. I would trade anything for his love, 234 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:42,760 Speaker 1: but I know there's nothing valuable enough, not even my soul. Man, 235 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,640 Speaker 1: So I'll enjoy my time with him until he's married 236 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:47,679 Speaker 1: and happy. Then I will cut him out of my 237 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,280 Speaker 1: life forever and hope I can find someone who can 238 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:54,200 Speaker 1: love me the way I love and worship him. Thanks 239 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:57,240 Speaker 1: for reading, if you did, I just needed an outlet, 240 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,439 Speaker 1: and I'll probably update this when he gets married. Who 241 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:04,000 Speaker 1: knows when that will happen. He's a single version, perfect 242 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:08,760 Speaker 1: for defiling. So yeah, goodbye for now. 243 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,599 Speaker 3: Perfect for defiling. 244 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:16,679 Speaker 1: Holy shit, big booty bunds man Yoh my guy, my 245 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,000 Speaker 1: freaking my my dude. 246 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,079 Speaker 2: Wow? 247 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that that is the horniest story I think 248 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,560 Speaker 1: we've ever Oh yeah, read. 249 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,760 Speaker 2: This is an episode from Deep within the Archives. Time 250 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,680 Speaker 2: for okop free Wam. 251 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:35,880 Speaker 1: My parents evicted me when I was in high school, 252 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,720 Speaker 1: then came crawling back and. 253 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,040 Speaker 2: Did something worse. 254 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:43,400 Speaker 3: If you evict someone, you can't you can't say oh sorry, 255 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,400 Speaker 3: I actually need some help. 256 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,160 Speaker 2: No, especially your own parents. 257 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:52,280 Speaker 3: Yeah if you if you slap the hand that feeds you, 258 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,120 Speaker 3: then you deserve no hands. 259 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:55,840 Speaker 2: Cut him off. 260 00:12:56,360 --> 00:13:00,400 Speaker 3: If a parent decides to not be a parent, Oh yeah, 261 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:05,400 Speaker 3: it is parents that you need a You know you 262 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,160 Speaker 3: need a you need to fund their ship up. 263 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:16,439 Speaker 1: Fucking told y'all, I'm thirty male and my parents didn't 264 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,040 Speaker 1: really want me as a child. Hey, that's what you 265 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,240 Speaker 1: want in a parent, right, you know you want to 266 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:24,040 Speaker 1: be not wanted of course, Yeah, dude, that's that's you 267 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,199 Speaker 1: know the best. I love that when that happens in 268 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,319 Speaker 1: the dating, you know, you know, you know, it just 269 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:32,839 Speaker 1: makes you want them more. It's it's the chase. You 270 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,120 Speaker 1: don't want to do the chase with your parents. You 271 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,880 Speaker 1: don't want to just sit there and just be loved, 272 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:43,559 Speaker 1: always uncertain of whether they're interested your seat, you know, 273 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:47,520 Speaker 1: always desiring the affection that you can't have. Trying to 274 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:50,280 Speaker 1: prove yourself. You know, it work with Jeff Bezos, it 275 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:54,360 Speaker 1: work with Steve Jobs. Their parents didn't want them. So 276 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,680 Speaker 1: just like I have this giant hole in my heart, 277 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,880 Speaker 1: I'm going to prove myself by becoming a multi billionaire. 278 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:01,800 Speaker 2: Now here's the thing. 279 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,320 Speaker 1: I was an only child and pretty much an accidental 280 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,320 Speaker 1: pregnancy from what relatives have told me. As my parents 281 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,319 Speaker 1: claimed that they were going to be child free when 282 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:10,959 Speaker 1: they were married. 283 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:16,679 Speaker 3: Uncle Mike comes up. He's like, yo, oh, Pee, I 284 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,200 Speaker 3: thought I shouldn't tell you this, and I know some 285 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:23,400 Speaker 3: super drunk at your cousin's wedding, but gotta come clean. 286 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,920 Speaker 2: Your parents they never loved you. They never wanted. That 287 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,600 Speaker 2: would be so terrible. 288 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:34,200 Speaker 1: Basically a bastard child that would be awful. That would 289 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:38,040 Speaker 1: be terrible. I'm I'm stating that that's doing this, lanting 290 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:38,440 Speaker 1: my flag. 291 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:39,760 Speaker 2: Now. 292 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,520 Speaker 1: My childhood was initially good, but I think after I 293 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,040 Speaker 1: started growing out of the cute and adorable phase, my 294 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,240 Speaker 1: parents were less inclined to spend time with me. 295 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:48,080 Speaker 3: Sad. 296 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not cue anymore, so I just don't love you. 297 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,920 Speaker 2: It's okay, Yeah, goodbye, You're not my child. 298 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,160 Speaker 3: I only want like Quekokemon babies, not just ugly sack 299 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:56,600 Speaker 3: as ship. 300 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, I want I want peak ach you, not snoorlax 301 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,720 Speaker 2: go odd or the blob one. 302 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:06,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, it might be about chair. 303 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,200 Speaker 2: They both worked and they had their own business. 304 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,040 Speaker 1: If they started together, their business was their life, and 305 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,600 Speaker 1: I was always second fiddle to it. 306 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,840 Speaker 2: Damn dang, sorry, OPI hate when you're second fizzle, you know, 307 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:18,720 Speaker 2: to the business. 308 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,680 Speaker 1: Any other close members of the family, like my grandparents, 309 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,000 Speaker 1: lived states away, and I barely knew anything about them 310 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,400 Speaker 1: until I was an adults, which is schil like hiding 311 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,880 Speaker 1: the family. God, they just they do nothing right in 312 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,960 Speaker 1: these parents, so. 313 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,840 Speaker 3: I had no I would think if you didn't want 314 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:40,280 Speaker 3: your kids, you would pass them off to other family members. 315 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,480 Speaker 1: Literally be like, hey, go hang out your uncle's uncle's 316 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,640 Speaker 1: house every day. Yeah, or your parents, any of them, 317 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:49,080 Speaker 1: like just get away from us. They just they just 318 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,360 Speaker 1: wanted him to suffer as much as possible. That's what 319 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,680 Speaker 1: I'm gut there. Sounds like honestly literally so I had 320 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,960 Speaker 1: no other family around my entire childhood. I was practically 321 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:01,040 Speaker 1: raised by TV and my school teachers. My own birthdays 322 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,280 Speaker 1: by the time I was a teenager were often spent 323 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,360 Speaker 1: without my parents as they just give me some money 324 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,600 Speaker 1: and tell me to go out and buy something I wanted. 325 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:12,840 Speaker 2: That is so sad, tragic, dude, Yo, oh Pee, I 326 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,120 Speaker 2: want to get you a birthday present. 327 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:14,320 Speaker 3: Now. 328 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,160 Speaker 1: At least they gave him some money and yeah, yeah, 329 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,000 Speaker 1: oh it's your birthday. 330 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,160 Speaker 2: That doesn't matter because he's like to give him, like 331 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:24,280 Speaker 2: ten bucks, go buy our sof so gumbo. Here's a quarter. 332 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,160 Speaker 3: I want to spend it all in one price. 333 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:27,520 Speaker 2: Yeah. 334 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,000 Speaker 1: It was more or less the same with Christmas and 335 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,760 Speaker 1: sometimes even back to school shopping. 336 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:34,600 Speaker 2: God. 337 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:38,440 Speaker 1: God basically just like, hey, could you just parent yourself? 338 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,480 Speaker 1: Your your existence is a nuisance to me. I'm sorry. 339 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,720 Speaker 1: We wouldn't have even had a Christmas tree after I 340 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,000 Speaker 1: turned ten if it weren't for the fact that I 341 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,800 Speaker 1: convinced my parents to buy a fake one. 342 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,240 Speaker 2: Then I could build up and then take down every year. 343 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,040 Speaker 1: If I were to describe my parents, think of them 344 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,840 Speaker 1: as those people who always wear black, drink lots of wine, 345 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,560 Speaker 1: and look down their noses at people. 346 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:01,640 Speaker 3: I'm imagining them wearing like next yes, and like glasses. 347 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,800 Speaker 2: I'm like the guy from ratitudey yes. 348 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:10,159 Speaker 1: Yes, Antony Ego, that guy, that guy, our resident Gratitude expert. 349 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, I did I want like every night? Yes, literally, 350 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,920 Speaker 2: I love it, but I love it. I don't swallow. 351 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,359 Speaker 1: This is on the record. That is I think that 352 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:26,159 Speaker 1: is the star. This impression the star impression by stay. 353 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,560 Speaker 2: My honor. This is what I is when I come, 354 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:28,320 Speaker 2: I'm laying it down. 355 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,840 Speaker 1: And the last time I saw my parents, they looked 356 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:35,000 Speaker 1: and acted the same way, although my father was wearing 357 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:35,719 Speaker 1: a too pain now. 358 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:41,800 Speaker 2: Hey, boll hey, he's a gay gold up there. Hey, 359 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,280 Speaker 2: I want to see if I have something in my teeth? 360 00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:45,119 Speaker 2: Lean over? Can I use your head? Shooo. 361 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,040 Speaker 1: When I turned sixteen, I asked my parents if I 362 00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:51,440 Speaker 1: could work part time for their business, and they just 363 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,679 Speaker 1: told me they had no open positions. 364 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:54,800 Speaker 3: You're kidding me. 365 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,159 Speaker 1: Imagine like he just gets an email back, They're like, 366 00:17:57,359 --> 00:18:00,160 Speaker 1: we regret tune for me and then there's no It's 367 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,240 Speaker 1: like the HR like boilerplate shit. Yoh. 368 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,240 Speaker 3: They couldn't even give him a job. The business is 369 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,400 Speaker 3: their life and they couldn't even give this kid. 370 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:13,159 Speaker 2: Have them get coffee? Yeah, simple something. God, they may 371 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,560 Speaker 2: as well just come out and said we don't want 372 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:15,920 Speaker 2: you here. 373 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,880 Speaker 1: After I turn eighteen, my parents told me that since 374 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,320 Speaker 1: I was an adult, they expected me to move out 375 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,920 Speaker 1: as soon as I was able. 376 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:28,520 Speaker 2: No way, just get to no better hate him. 377 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,240 Speaker 1: I was working part time because I was still in 378 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,080 Speaker 1: high school and I didn't have anywhere near enough safe 379 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:34,560 Speaker 1: for college. 380 00:18:35,359 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 3: And now they're kicking him out while he's in transition. 381 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:39,359 Speaker 3: Oh Mike, literally like what? 382 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,800 Speaker 1: And shortly after high school ended, my parents told me 383 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,840 Speaker 1: to pack up and get out. 384 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,760 Speaker 3: This is heartbreaking. Guys. 385 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,080 Speaker 1: If you have any like parents kicking you out stories, 386 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,720 Speaker 1: I'd love to hear it. Please put in the comments 387 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:54,040 Speaker 1: if this has happened to someone, Yeah, this is tragic. Yeah, 388 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:54,720 Speaker 1: this is insane. 389 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,440 Speaker 2: They they even had the audacity. 390 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:01,960 Speaker 1: This is insane to get an official eviction notice that 391 00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:06,720 Speaker 1: gave me thirty days and every show squatter's rights though 392 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:12,320 Speaker 1: he's been there. I've been here eighteen years. You kick 393 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:17,280 Speaker 1: me out now, No way that's right. And they didn't 394 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,720 Speaker 1: even help me move. I had to get help from 395 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:24,400 Speaker 1: a friend's dad who owns a truck. You gotta outsource 396 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,280 Speaker 1: your parents go on to helpwork dot com and. 397 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:32,600 Speaker 2: Ya like, yo, I'm sorry, man, like this sucks. That 398 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,320 Speaker 2: would yeah, I mean we would probably. 399 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:39,000 Speaker 1: It's like, hey, Bobby's basically doesn't have parents, Like, can 400 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,360 Speaker 1: we just like him out help him move his bed, 401 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,000 Speaker 1: his bed and his gumballs from all of his birthdays? 402 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:49,280 Speaker 1: The stale uneaten, stale altitude, saving him for a rainy day. 403 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,359 Speaker 1: I ended up renting a crappy apartment and working in retail. 404 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,800 Speaker 1: I had no real life experience and no time for college. 405 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,560 Speaker 1: Then after a few months I got fire because my 406 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,159 Speaker 1: manager legitimately had it out for me and wrote me 407 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:07,880 Speaker 1: up for just stupid things op cannot win here. My god, 408 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,320 Speaker 1: I don't even remember what they were. But I wasn't 409 00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:13,399 Speaker 1: the only one, and I called corporate about it, so 410 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,240 Speaker 1: did a few other people. Corporate looked into it, and 411 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,840 Speaker 1: they fired the manager. 412 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:18,800 Speaker 2: Oh shit. 413 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,800 Speaker 1: They fired him for a variety of reasons, not many 414 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,720 Speaker 1: of which I actually know since they kept it quiet. 415 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,560 Speaker 2: But someone told me that theft of cigarettes was part 416 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:30,119 Speaker 2: of it. Okay then, and the manager was the chainsmoker. 417 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,920 Speaker 1: Corporate refused to hire me and said they'd only changed 418 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,040 Speaker 1: my record so it would say I was laid off 419 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:35,960 Speaker 1: and not fired. 420 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,400 Speaker 2: What did they have against Op' didn't do anything wrong? 421 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:43,240 Speaker 1: Literally, Like God, I ended up going broke pretty fast 422 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,680 Speaker 1: because I was terrible at managing my own money and 423 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,800 Speaker 1: I couldn't find steady employment. So I lost my apartment 424 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:52,040 Speaker 1: and went begging back to my parents for help, but 425 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:58,639 Speaker 1: they refused. He's begging and your own child, Like, did 426 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,320 Speaker 1: you have a business, Like he couldn't just like sleep 427 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,600 Speaker 1: on the couch if there's no I mean they have 428 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,720 Speaker 1: a room, because he had a real Like yeah, it's 429 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:10,840 Speaker 1: so ridiculous, so ridiculous. I ended up homeless and living 430 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:14,800 Speaker 1: out of a tent in someone's backyard in winter, like 431 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,160 Speaker 1: it couldn't have been spring. 432 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,080 Speaker 2: God, but he's freezing his ass off in this tent. 433 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,119 Speaker 1: Actually, my friends had all moved back to college, some 434 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,720 Speaker 1: in other states, and I was a broke kid taking 435 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,600 Speaker 1: whatever work I could to quote, stay. 436 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,840 Speaker 2: Alive, man, it's like work in the street corner, gosh, 437 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:36,960 Speaker 2: putting on a skimpy dress and a five dollars. My 438 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:37,800 Speaker 2: salvation came. 439 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,480 Speaker 1: And when one of the neighbors found out that I 440 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,960 Speaker 1: was living out of a tent and offered to take 441 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,159 Speaker 1: me in for a little while, so I literally didn't freeze. 442 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,280 Speaker 3: How do the neighbors have more sympathy than the own? 443 00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:49,680 Speaker 2: Man? Parents? Insane? Insane. 444 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,760 Speaker 1: They helped me to badger my parents into telling me 445 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,560 Speaker 1: how to get in contact with my other strange family 446 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,040 Speaker 1: members because he. 447 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,639 Speaker 2: Has family that his parents have deprived him of. 448 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:03,920 Speaker 1: Literally so insane, right, My parents didn't want to say, 449 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,920 Speaker 1: my guess is out of fear for being judged for 450 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:06,840 Speaker 1: throwing their son. 451 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:07,359 Speaker 3: Out the way they did. 452 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:10,439 Speaker 2: Oh shit, yup, as you would deserve. 453 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,840 Speaker 1: But they eventually cough up to info and gave me 454 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:17,080 Speaker 1: a list of contact details and they then told me 455 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,000 Speaker 1: not to bother them ever again. 456 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,760 Speaker 3: Why do they want to cut them off so bad? 457 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,639 Speaker 3: It's so stupid, like also like selfishly, like don't you 458 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,879 Speaker 3: want someone to take over the business or something you 459 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:29,959 Speaker 3: know you've built this thing up. 460 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,840 Speaker 1: I think they've just built up such a resentment they 461 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,480 Speaker 1: literally just won a torture him. At this point, I 462 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,919 Speaker 1: called my grandparents from my father's side of the family, 463 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,160 Speaker 1: and they were actually very surprised and happy to hear 464 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,000 Speaker 1: from me, because they hadn't seen me since I was 465 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:46,840 Speaker 1: an infant and I'm their only grandchild. My grandparents, after 466 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,920 Speaker 1: finding out the situation, flew me out to live with 467 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,639 Speaker 1: them as soon as they could and basically adopted me. 468 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:54,440 Speaker 1: My parents didn't even see me off to the airport 469 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:59,199 Speaker 1: despite being invited to. It's tragic. I had zero contact 470 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,520 Speaker 1: with them for pretty mu a decade, my grand A 471 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,880 Speaker 1: whole decade. A whole decade of not talking to your parents. 472 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,080 Speaker 3: Can you imagine like twenty eight now? 473 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,280 Speaker 2: Wow? Insane. 474 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,639 Speaker 1: My grandparents said that they despise my parents for treating 475 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:14,800 Speaker 1: me so poorly and legally disown them by striking them 476 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,000 Speaker 1: out of their wills. 477 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,160 Speaker 3: Oh so, oh, he's gonna like inherit everything exactly. 478 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,719 Speaker 1: I it's unclear if he gets all of what they had, 479 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,119 Speaker 1: but yet at a bare minimum, his parents will get 480 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,080 Speaker 1: nothing in their wills. My parents, I'm told, were not 481 00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:32,320 Speaker 1: happy to hear about that. I can imagine, but also 482 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,000 Speaker 1: said it didn't really matter because they were plenty well 483 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,520 Speaker 1: off and didn't need anything from my grandparents. 484 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,680 Speaker 2: Oh how wrong that statement would turn out to be. 485 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,080 Speaker 1: I'm so excited for the tides to turn. Let's let's 486 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:49,400 Speaker 1: bring it back up, pilot, pull it back, please. 487 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:50,160 Speaker 2: I'm getting on the plane. 488 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:50,840 Speaker 3: I'm strapping in. 489 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,800 Speaker 1: After a year of living with my grandparents, I was 490 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:57,560 Speaker 1: able to start affording community college, I got an associates degree, 491 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,359 Speaker 1: a decent job thanks to a recommendation for my grandpa, 492 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,400 Speaker 1: and eventually my grandparents offered to sell me their house 493 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,840 Speaker 1: so they could retire in Arizona. I was sad to 494 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,960 Speaker 1: see them go, but I happily bought the house. And 495 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,080 Speaker 1: the thing is, they sold it to me at one 496 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,760 Speaker 1: third of its value. So he's getting a deal. 497 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,840 Speaker 2: Big deal, big, big, big deal, and I'll have it 498 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,200 Speaker 2: paid off in just a few years. 499 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,440 Speaker 1: At this point, my job has me going on the 500 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,679 Speaker 1: road periodically, so I can end up away from home 501 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,000 Speaker 1: for weeks at a time, not that I mind the travel. 502 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,119 Speaker 1: I have no pets, no girlfriend or anything like that. 503 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:32,240 Speaker 1: So you know, Obi has nothing, literally no in ten years. 504 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:36,000 Speaker 1: You gotta get yourself something, seriously, by I don't know, like, 505 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:39,400 Speaker 1: go go to a dance class or get a dog, 506 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,919 Speaker 1: get a dog a dog doing a salsa. 507 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,360 Speaker 3: Seriously, yeah, my cousin started doing salsa. Man, he meets 508 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:48,840 Speaker 3: women that way. Oh oh, that's smart salta teacher. Actually, 509 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,800 Speaker 3: right now, dude, that's that's. 510 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,040 Speaker 2: How you really don't move your hips like this some mommy. 511 00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:02,960 Speaker 1: Icy icy salsa spicy. But Opie says he would he 512 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,480 Speaker 1: wouldn't have time for girlfriends or anything. 513 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,640 Speaker 2: He has no time for these. Also is he doing 514 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,760 Speaker 2: so he's on the road, man, getting that his job? 515 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:10,560 Speaker 3: What's his job? 516 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,040 Speaker 2: Do we know? 517 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,680 Speaker 1: We don't know he's working, you know. But also I 518 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,160 Speaker 1: don't want to stay a lonely bachelor forever. But then 519 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,120 Speaker 1: one day in late twenty twenty, I come home after 520 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,200 Speaker 1: being away for two weeks only to find a strange, 521 00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:28,320 Speaker 1: large white van I do not recognize in my driveway. 522 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,480 Speaker 2: What is this van? Hmmm? 523 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,480 Speaker 1: I was getting ready to call the police when I 524 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,280 Speaker 1: noticed it. The van had a logo from my parents' 525 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,000 Speaker 1: business on it. 526 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:43,560 Speaker 3: Wait, so his parents' business van is in the driveway 527 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,160 Speaker 3: of his house that his parent is in the driveway 528 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,080 Speaker 3: of his grandparents house that they gave to. 529 00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:55,119 Speaker 1: Him after ten years of non contact, after saying don't like, 530 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,800 Speaker 1: don't bother us there, we're about to find out. I 531 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:02,879 Speaker 1: felt the dread. Yes, my parents were there. They had 532 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,960 Speaker 1: broken in somehow, and we're living out of my home. 533 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,800 Speaker 2: No funny. 534 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:09,399 Speaker 4: Remember when you. 535 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,840 Speaker 1: Said nothing out of the home and yeah, yeah, you 536 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,200 Speaker 1: say you want nothing to do with with the OP 537 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,480 Speaker 1: and yet you are living in his house. 538 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,560 Speaker 2: You know, it's doing something. 539 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:24,240 Speaker 1: Living in my house unavoidable, unannounced, like the most unannounced ever, 540 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,160 Speaker 1: literally breaking in because he wasn't there. 541 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,520 Speaker 2: What is their business? The white fan business? You know, 542 00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:37,000 Speaker 2: candy can't we don't want our They were alluring other children. 543 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,800 Speaker 1: Maybe what if there is actually some crazy backstory and 544 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,800 Speaker 1: then they were like, uh, CIA agents that had to 545 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,919 Speaker 1: be like, uh, what is it? You know when they 546 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,080 Speaker 1: move you and they change your identity and actually recover, 547 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,040 Speaker 1: they're undercover and people are looking for him. And they 548 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,800 Speaker 1: were like the CI director is like, all right, you 549 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,280 Speaker 1: could keep your kid, but you have to make him 550 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,399 Speaker 1: hate you, so we'll run away and not be in 551 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,640 Speaker 1: contact with you because once they find out, they will 552 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:03,520 Speaker 1: try to kill him. 553 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,080 Speaker 2: Bro. So they just had to like pretend to hate him. 554 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, but they actually loved him and it was the 555 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,720 Speaker 3: hardest thing they ever had to do, but they couldn't 556 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:11,280 Speaker 3: blow their cover. 557 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,400 Speaker 2: Except that is not what this story is. Alternate universe. 558 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:21,560 Speaker 1: Maybe a fan fake maybe So his parents had broken 559 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,040 Speaker 1: in somehow and were living out of the home, and they. 560 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,119 Speaker 2: Had the nerve to greet me like they were all 561 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:26,760 Speaker 2: buddy buddy. 562 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,920 Speaker 1: The moment I walked in, I say, you haven't seen 563 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,600 Speaker 1: them in ten years, and they're just like, hey, interesting 564 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:33,119 Speaker 1: to see you. 565 00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,119 Speaker 3: What are you here. 566 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,800 Speaker 1: I told them to get the hell out, and they 567 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:43,960 Speaker 1: refused because it was grandma and Grandpa's house. I said 568 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,119 Speaker 1: it was not their house anymore. They had sold it 569 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,639 Speaker 1: to me when they were tired. 570 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,119 Speaker 2: Take that. Yeah, they'd have. 571 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,440 Speaker 1: Known that if they were in any way involved in 572 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,600 Speaker 1: my life. But they threw me to the wolves ten 573 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,919 Speaker 1: years prior with no life experience. 574 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:02,000 Speaker 3: Bro. 575 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,440 Speaker 1: If that's if that, if there's a mic drop moment, 576 00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:08,360 Speaker 1: that is the one. Can he like just drag him out? 577 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:12,360 Speaker 3: I mean I guess he could just physically just take him, 578 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,760 Speaker 3: you know, hire a security guard. 579 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,920 Speaker 1: Actually that's a great idea, Like just high Like you're 580 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,800 Speaker 1: making all this money, you don't got anything to spend 581 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,119 Speaker 1: it on. Hire someone to basically antagonize them, like you 582 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,960 Speaker 1: are touching my client's cereal bowl. You have been designated 583 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,520 Speaker 1: one spoon. If you do use any spoon other than that, 584 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,120 Speaker 1: I am authorized to use force. 585 00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:33,200 Speaker 3: I'm scared. See great, you would you would kill it? 586 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,640 Speaker 1: If my parents were estrange and all this, I would. 587 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,880 Speaker 1: I could torture them effectively. That's what we've learned to take. 588 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:45,000 Speaker 1: Oh goodness, So we argued. They refused to leave, and 589 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,840 Speaker 1: my father told me it was his parents' house first, 590 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,560 Speaker 1: and that meant he and my mother had the right. 591 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,920 Speaker 2: To live there if they wanted to. Why does an 592 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,000 Speaker 2: op just like call grandparents and be like yo, talk 593 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,600 Speaker 2: to hey, kick him out? 594 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:02,400 Speaker 1: That's a great question. He called someone else. I walked 595 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,479 Speaker 1: right into my bedroom, locked the door, and called the police. 596 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:10,320 Speaker 1: Let's go, Gun's blazon. When the cops showed up, they 597 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,640 Speaker 1: were of no help. My parents claimed to them that 598 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,040 Speaker 1: they had already been there long enough to have residency, 599 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,840 Speaker 1: which was a complete lie. But I had no cameras 600 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,200 Speaker 1: to prove that they weren't there for the month required. 601 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:25,400 Speaker 1: Damn tragic. My neighbors also had no cameras, So it 602 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,360 Speaker 1: is my word against my parents over how long they've 603 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,560 Speaker 1: been there, and they were claiming squatters rights. 604 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:34,160 Speaker 2: Yea, squatter'sh rights is crazy just of your like if. 605 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,560 Speaker 1: I'm if I'm the police officer and someone's like they're like, oh, 606 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,160 Speaker 1: I'm claiming squatters rights in my son's house, I'm like, Okay, 607 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,920 Speaker 1: something's wrong here, Yeah, like there's something I miss. Also, 608 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,479 Speaker 1: squatter's rights is like legitimately the craziest thing ever. There 609 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,360 Speaker 1: was this guy that was coming from Iran and then 610 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,000 Speaker 1: like there was like some it was like I think 611 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,240 Speaker 1: the revolution, and he was staying in I think lax 612 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,480 Speaker 1: Or or some airport. I forgot which airport, and he 613 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,680 Speaker 1: couldn't go back to his home country, but he didn't 614 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,200 Speaker 1: have a passport of alid passport name works. The country dissolved, 615 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,800 Speaker 1: so he couldn't leave the airport and he ended up 616 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,080 Speaker 1: just living in the airport and got squatters rights, and 617 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,040 Speaker 1: then they couldn't kick him out, and then all of 618 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,200 Speaker 1: the people just like loved like hanging out with him 619 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,240 Speaker 1: so much that he was able to live in the 620 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,960 Speaker 1: airport for like twenty years and he just died. 621 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,719 Speaker 2: That's insane. 622 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,600 Speaker 3: And there was a movie made about it called Terminal 623 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:21,840 Speaker 3: with Tomas Well. 624 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:26,600 Speaker 2: That makes sense, because that's a story that deserves a movie. Wow. Okay, dang, 625 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,000 Speaker 2: we should we should, we should read the script sometimes, 626 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,960 Speaker 2: I know. Okay, imagine we just started reading the scripts. 627 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:38,320 Speaker 3: That man goes to haunted hotel and becomes axe murderers. 628 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,400 Speaker 1: Uh So they told the police that they had a 629 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,240 Speaker 1: verbal rental agreement with me and that I was trying 630 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:48,080 Speaker 1: to illegally evict them for no reasons. God, my mother 631 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,080 Speaker 1: even put on the waterworks when saying that the police 632 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,080 Speaker 1: told me it was a family dispute and to file 633 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,120 Speaker 1: an eviction with the courts to get them. So we 634 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,600 Speaker 1: can't do shit, can't do shit, and it gets worse. 635 00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,880 Speaker 1: This was in twenty twenty. Getting there to do anything 636 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,280 Speaker 1: took longer. Meanwhile, my parents are squatting in my house, 637 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,560 Speaker 1: rent free, rubbing it in my face. 638 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,080 Speaker 3: Why are they rubbing it in the face, Like keep 639 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,120 Speaker 3: the peaks at least. 640 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,320 Speaker 2: Like they just want a torture this kid, Like there's 641 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:13,360 Speaker 2: no other way around it. 642 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,880 Speaker 1: From the information I got of them, their business went 643 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,680 Speaker 1: bankrupt and they sold off almost everything they had to 644 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:19,440 Speaker 1: cover their debts. 645 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,160 Speaker 2: All they had left was the white van and a 646 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,360 Speaker 2: few personal belongings. 647 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:23,960 Speaker 3: Wow. 648 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,360 Speaker 2: So all that money really wasn't there exactly. 649 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,080 Speaker 1: So they expected to live in my house rent free 650 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:36,960 Speaker 1: for the foreseeable future, just for an eternity maybe, you know. 651 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:41,360 Speaker 3: I feel like they asked or something, or just try 652 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,480 Speaker 3: to repair the relationship first before I being assholes. 653 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:44,760 Speaker 2: So insane. 654 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,600 Speaker 1: They were both working, both of them got new jobs. 655 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,600 Speaker 1: My father is a delivery driver and my mom is 656 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,960 Speaker 1: the sales associate. They were making money and the only 657 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,000 Speaker 1: things they contributed to were water, electricity. And when I 658 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,320 Speaker 1: say that, they just hated me one hundred dollars bill. 659 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that ain't it? 660 00:31:59,440 --> 00:31:59,840 Speaker 2: That ain't it? 661 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,920 Speaker 1: Anytime I tried to talk about rent, they just said 662 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,840 Speaker 1: I owed it to them because I lived rent free 663 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,200 Speaker 1: for eighteen. 664 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,440 Speaker 2: God, I hate that comeback. I hate it the worst, 665 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:11,080 Speaker 2: the worst. 666 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:15,280 Speaker 1: Then threatened to stop helping with all of the utilities altogether. 667 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:21,960 Speaker 2: Okay, so they were paying not the Ben Franklin, the 668 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,160 Speaker 2: one one one bill. Oh god. 669 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,000 Speaker 1: I was so at my wits end. I ended up 670 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,560 Speaker 1: calling my grandparents to explain the situation to them. What 671 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,280 Speaker 1: did the grandparents say, which you should have been done 672 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:35,520 Speaker 1: for me? Yeah, they were very unhappy and spoke with 673 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,600 Speaker 1: my parents. But my parents said that they had the 674 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,120 Speaker 1: right to stay in my home, and they refused a budge. 675 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,360 Speaker 1: My grandpa told me that he was sorry that it 676 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,520 Speaker 1: had come to this, and that if they hadn't have 677 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,640 Speaker 1: sold the house, my parents wouldn't have invaded. I told 678 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,120 Speaker 1: him not to worry. I'd already filed for a legal 679 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,960 Speaker 1: eviction and they would be gone soon enough. 680 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:58,240 Speaker 3: Also, it's crazy that like these grandparents, I like that, 681 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,440 Speaker 3: and they must be so disappointed that they is such 682 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:01,360 Speaker 3: a shit child. 683 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,240 Speaker 1: Literally, like can you imagine, like you have your children, 684 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,560 Speaker 1: they have a children, a child, and then it's like 685 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,680 Speaker 1: they're doing this, You're like what. 686 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,120 Speaker 2: I would be so embarrassed. 687 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,280 Speaker 1: I literally like I raised you. Yeah, I thought I 688 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:16,640 Speaker 1: raised you right like crazy obviously not obviously not. And 689 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,320 Speaker 1: my parents already knew that they were on borrowed time. 690 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,120 Speaker 1: I made sure to say in earshot of my parents too. 691 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,760 Speaker 1: They responded with a silent treatment. Now my father was 692 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,600 Speaker 1: away most of the time, six days a week on 693 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,320 Speaker 1: his delivery vehicle. Why does he just lock him out? 694 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:32,160 Speaker 2: Again? 695 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,120 Speaker 1: I think I think more he could he could do 696 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:40,320 Speaker 1: pull some home alone hijinks, like just like like put 697 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,880 Speaker 1: grease on their like milk jug or their like pans 698 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:44,800 Speaker 1: or something. 699 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,760 Speaker 2: Or like put thumb tacks on their seats. 700 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,720 Speaker 1: There we go like, I feel like there's if I 701 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,240 Speaker 1: was in the situation, I would do a million and 702 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,360 Speaker 1: one things torture them. 703 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,520 Speaker 2: I would like I would do the old I would 704 00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:01,200 Speaker 2: do plastic wrap on the toilet. Oh that's the part. 705 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,360 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I'm just going to take a 706 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,320 Speaker 1: duchie and just never flush it, especially like if they 707 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:12,080 Speaker 1: have I would always always go, always go in there 708 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,320 Speaker 1: and never flush it. And my mom basically tried to 709 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,960 Speaker 1: take over the house in her spare time. She demanded 710 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,160 Speaker 1: that I let her rearrange the living room and even 711 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,719 Speaker 1: tried to force me to give her and my father 712 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,920 Speaker 1: the master bedroom because they were my parents, they deserve 713 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,719 Speaker 1: the sheer audacity. 714 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,880 Speaker 2: Bro it's just insane. 715 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,080 Speaker 1: I vetoed all those things and said they don't deserve better, 716 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,280 Speaker 1: and stop trying to act like I owe them anything. 717 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Speaker 1: I didn't ask to be born. And it's a normal 718 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,399 Speaker 1: obligation for parents to simply raise their own child, which 719 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,960 Speaker 1: it is true. And all they were doing was discerning 720 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,640 Speaker 1: their dominance to try to keep me from kicking them out. 721 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,080 Speaker 1: But finally, after four months into early twenty twenty one, 722 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,880 Speaker 1: I managed to take my parents to court over the squatting. 723 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,399 Speaker 1: We only needed to go to court because they fought 724 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,880 Speaker 1: the eviction and tried to gaslight me into rescinding it. 725 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,560 Speaker 1: They tried to use the fact that it was formerly 726 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,279 Speaker 1: my grandparents' house and that they were giving me one 727 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,160 Speaker 1: hundred dollars a month as some sort of leverage. God, 728 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,480 Speaker 1: but there was no real rental agreement. They were smart 729 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,759 Speaker 1: enough to not try to forge one, as that would 730 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,000 Speaker 1: have been fraud. That would have been hilarious though, if 731 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,760 Speaker 1: they got and they just got like twenty jars or something. 732 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,200 Speaker 1: So the judge ordered that they'd be out in a 733 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,479 Speaker 1: maximum of thirty days and have zero claim on the house. 734 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:27,759 Speaker 2: Nice. 735 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:28,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. 736 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,880 Speaker 2: After court, they confronted me and. 737 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,200 Speaker 1: Said they were disappointed in me for kicking out their 738 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,960 Speaker 1: own flesh and blood, which. 739 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:40,000 Speaker 2: Funny enough, rings a bell. Who would kick out their 740 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,120 Speaker 2: own flesh and blood? Last Wow? 741 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,120 Speaker 1: Wow, I couldn't help but laugh and call them hypocrites 742 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,640 Speaker 1: to their face. Yes, total hypocrites, because that's exactly what 743 00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:51,319 Speaker 1: they did to me, without a care in the world 744 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,440 Speaker 1: for me. They had no love for me, and I 745 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,840 Speaker 1: have no love for them. I owe them nothing. They 746 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,600 Speaker 1: just tried to act like everything that was mine was theirs. 747 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,960 Speaker 1: But they had no right to call themselves my parents 748 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,759 Speaker 1: because they never acted like it true. I called them 749 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,279 Speaker 1: a pair of snobby, lying narcissists to their face and 750 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,359 Speaker 1: told them to get their affairs in order because they 751 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,760 Speaker 1: already know I will not hesitate to call the police 752 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,040 Speaker 1: after the thirty days are over. My dad looked angry. 753 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:19,759 Speaker 1: My mom just stopped saying anything. They left, but not 754 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,160 Speaker 1: without a lot of tension. The final month was spent 755 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,680 Speaker 1: either guilt tripping me or trying to make me change 756 00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,120 Speaker 1: my mind or completely ignore me. 757 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,600 Speaker 3: Is not changing his mind. 758 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,359 Speaker 2: He's ready to just kill him out. 759 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,480 Speaker 1: I put up a calendar in the living room and 760 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,560 Speaker 1: checked off each day with a big red circle on 761 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:40,000 Speaker 1: the final day. I still remember that final day of 762 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:43,000 Speaker 1: March second. My parents waited till the exact day to 763 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,000 Speaker 1: have everything packed. 764 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,800 Speaker 3: Why do they want to like? 765 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:49,239 Speaker 2: I would be not interested in having like that much 766 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,479 Speaker 2: drama in my living situation. I would just leave God 767 00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:54,680 Speaker 2: so insane. But I get they broke. 768 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe they haven't gotten anywhere else since they were 769 00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,480 Speaker 1: so convinced that they would convince me to let them 770 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,880 Speaker 1: stay they didn't bother to try and find an apartment 771 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,600 Speaker 1: and had to do it last second. My mom found 772 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:09,160 Speaker 1: a tiny, crappy studio in the next city over because 773 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,560 Speaker 1: it was the only thing they could find. 774 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,600 Speaker 2: It looked a lot like what I had to do 775 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,200 Speaker 2: when I was eighteen. 776 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,840 Speaker 3: Yoh, uppons is amazing, like it's going full circle. 777 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:20,920 Speaker 2: Yes, it's beautiful. 778 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,680 Speaker 1: Karma, bit karma, quite ironic. I drove my mom to 779 00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,000 Speaker 1: see it once and it was terrible. The walls were 780 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:30,239 Speaker 1: baby barf green, the carpet was twenty years old, and 781 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,919 Speaker 1: the only window was a view of a brick wall. 782 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,240 Speaker 2: Ew Nice. 783 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,520 Speaker 1: The walls did little to stop the noise from the neighbors. 784 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,520 Speaker 1: They were already fighting loudly just in the time that 785 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:41,160 Speaker 1: I was there. 786 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:41,600 Speaker 2: Nice. 787 00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,680 Speaker 3: Okay, so this is a crap hoole apartment. 788 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:47,400 Speaker 2: Absolutely dumpy. My mother went out of her way to 789 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,760 Speaker 2: try and give me the sad look while dropping hintside. 790 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,399 Speaker 2: I should be feeling guilty that I was reducing them 791 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,520 Speaker 2: to live in such a place. 792 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:57,440 Speaker 1: Hope's celebrating right now like, oh, the wicked witch and 793 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,520 Speaker 1: king are dead. I would bring would bring like a 794 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,840 Speaker 1: backpack and just have like the you know, the partying 795 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,799 Speaker 1: and just pop champagne or like the violin. 796 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,040 Speaker 2: I'd be getting lit. 797 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,560 Speaker 1: Or taking a step further. Do kind of like a 798 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,440 Speaker 1: flash mob where the mom walks in and she's like 799 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,760 Speaker 1: crying and then you have like a it's. 800 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:25,800 Speaker 2: Like sand pretty good times come on and then you 801 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:26,680 Speaker 2: make it a TikTok. 802 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:35,520 Speaker 1: I pranked my asshole mom with a flash mob. I 803 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,560 Speaker 1: danced on my mom's tears. They signed the least right 804 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,640 Speaker 1: away and move what little stuff they had into it. 805 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,000 Speaker 1: They also ended up demanding my queen size bed dresser 806 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:48,080 Speaker 1: and flash screen TV, but I told them no, but 807 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,160 Speaker 1: Opie said just to take them because I no longer 808 00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:54,280 Speaker 1: wanted them in my house after five months. 809 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:54,600 Speaker 2: Wow. 810 00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,160 Speaker 1: They looked at me like I was treating them like 811 00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:01,799 Speaker 1: they were diseased. Demanded honestly, yes they really are. 812 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:02,080 Speaker 2: Though. 813 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,680 Speaker 1: The moment they had to leave for good, I started 814 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,480 Speaker 1: changing the locks on all the doors. All their stuff 815 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,440 Speaker 1: was out and they'd spent their last night in the 816 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,560 Speaker 1: guest room. They watched me ripping out the doorknobs to 817 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,040 Speaker 1: replace them as they were getting into the van. They 818 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,879 Speaker 1: said nothing, and I said nothing, but they just sat 819 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,799 Speaker 1: and watched while I put in the new doorknobs. Then 820 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:24,080 Speaker 1: they finally left. I breathed a massive side of relief 821 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,320 Speaker 1: the second that van went down the road. I figured 822 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,960 Speaker 1: Carl would come back eventually, but they could live under 823 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,919 Speaker 1: a rock for all I cared. I hope he is mad. 824 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,120 Speaker 1: But here's the thing my grandparents did hear from them recently. 825 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,040 Speaker 1: They called to brag about a new business they had. 826 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:44,319 Speaker 1: It seemed to be doing well. No, yes, seems they 827 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,759 Speaker 1: were making good money, and back to looking down on others. 828 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,239 Speaker 1: I'd already googled their new business seems to be doing 829 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:49,719 Speaker 1: pretty well. 830 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,320 Speaker 2: Snobby fucked exactly. 831 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,840 Speaker 1: They put me through being homeless, squatted for next to 832 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,719 Speaker 1: free rent for months in my house, then went back 833 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,279 Speaker 1: to being snobby, wine drinking business people that you to be. 834 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,839 Speaker 1: If kar's real, it's taking too damn long. 835 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:07,439 Speaker 2: Oh dude, I hate that they get a happy ending. 836 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:08,400 Speaker 2: I hate it. 837 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:09,200 Speaker 3: I hate it.