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Speaker 2: And then I was going to keep you butt and

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Speaker 2: I'm watching back on Weekend Live and he's doing that

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Speaker 1: Do we forget who the engineer is? Today? Can this

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Speaker 3: Just this is the fast week.

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Speaker 1: Now we just need one with one with Ryan and Beck.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that was actually helpful to the to what was happening.

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Speaker 1: Right, we would never be allowed to make that today.

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Speaker 2: That's right. And then they that's right. They met their

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Speaker 3: It tapers down to a tail, and that's how they

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Speaker 1: They're doing they couldn't do that same thing again, which

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Speaker 3: I'm saying that you're not saying that. You're not telling

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Speaker 3: Actually that's how I've gotten a lot of my ideas.

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Speaker 3: I'll say, so, like, give me an idea, give me an.

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Speaker 1: Idea, just any I heard that you're like this a

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Speaker 1: Okay, but my idea a fantasy league, but with like

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Speaker 3: No, a fantasy league with the weekend live guys. Oh okay,

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Speaker 3: now it's my Now, it's my idea.

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Speaker 2: Good, we will now Hayes wanted to talk about it

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Speaker 3: to my end.

440
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,720
Speaker 2: After shows at that time, I would do because I

441
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 2: would be the funny Fox and the Fables, and so

442
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,320
Speaker 2: I would be licking the back of my hand a

443
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,040
Speaker 2: lot on stage, and so after the show I would

444
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:23,879
Speaker 2: drink a big milkshake with a tiny straw just to

445
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 2: sort of cool everything down. And so I think I

446
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:32,080
Speaker 2: delegated it to you, right, But I didn't pass along.

447
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 1: I guess the instructions were not as specific as they

448
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 1: could have been. I assume it's a comedy show. We're

449
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:43,159
Speaker 1: having fun. It'll be cool if I add lab a

450
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,640
Speaker 1: little bit on this teacher's hand in your test. That's

451
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,560
Speaker 1: a pretty dry line. People kind of know me for

452
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 1: my comedy to students hand in your test again. See

453
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,359
Speaker 1: I'm doing it again. But it's funnier if it's teaching.

454
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 1: If it's teacher's hand in your test.

455
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Speaker 2: I mean, okay, well, yeah, I like you love it,

456
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:01,800
Speaker 2: groundbreaking stuff like students.

457
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, but well we could work shopped it or something.

458
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 1: You could have come over to my apartment and we

459
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 1: could no need.

460
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,199
Speaker 2: Man, I already got the fucking he don't ask him

461
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 2: to do it if you want, you know, but I

462
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,240
Speaker 2: didn't want this. Yeah, but you asked me, and you

463
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 2: know I'm not gonna be this is gonna take me

464
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 2: that I didn't know you guys.

465
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Speaker 3: Well, now I know that's not true. What that I

466
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 3: didn't know you guys.

467
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 2: You didn't know us personally, but you knew like there

468
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 2: wasn't a single person in that scene who didn't know

469
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 2: about the milkshake.

470
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I thought that he could do it just later.

471
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Speaker 3: I didn't know when exactly. Okay, So yeah I knew

472
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Speaker 3: about the milkshake.

473
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:47,120
Speaker 1: Okay, So then your mouth is so scratchy, do it later? Yeah,

474
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 1: just wait, let your mouth be scratchy. So that's disrespectful.

475
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 1: And this kind of what pissed me off at the

476
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 1: time is I get a little bit of a Mama

477
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 1: Bear vibe around Hayes, I think, and when I see

478
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,479
Speaker 1: somebody shove him around to him. Wait to put your

479
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: hand bang band, He wicked the rigging skin off the

480
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:08,160
Speaker 1: back of his hand. Wait to drink your milkshake, even

481
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: though his throats so scratched.

482
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,719
Speaker 3: The actually know, talk about the milkshake, constant licking. If

483
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 3: my man over here had said, you know, hey, the milkshake.

484
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 3: What don't what you asked him to do it? And

485
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 3: what he said was my man, yeah, my man aware

486
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 3: of it. He said, I need somebody to do this line.

487
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 3: He said, I'll take care of it. You assume that

488
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 3: many was doing the line, but in fact he was

489
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 3: passing it off to your boy, to my man.

490
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 1: Fucking clem Dog Supreme who got in there, took a

491
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 1: dry line like teacher's hand in your tests or whatever

492
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 1: it was. It was students hand in your test. You said,

493
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 1: and what did you do? And what did you do?

494
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 1: You said the line which was wrong. Yeah, And then

495
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 1: and then I kept going and.

496
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,239
Speaker 3: You pulled down, you pulled up your underwear into your

497
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 3: butt crack. And I saw you, and you, yes, you

498
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 3: did the thing my thing before me. And so when

499
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 3: I did that, when I pulled my under up into

500
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 3: my butt crack and walked around like a duck, nobody

501
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 3: really cared that.

502
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 1: I've never seen that in my life. When I did it,

503
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 1: it just inspiration struck. Well, yeah, because the line students

504
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: hand in your test is the perfect setup for that.

505
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 3: So you were like, so you said reversing.

506
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 1: One, I think the line is teaching. Well no, it was.

507
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 3: Students, but you said teacher, and then you did my

508
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 3: my physical bit. Well that was like the whole act.

509
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 1: Can I tell you I was a teacher pulling up

510
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 1: his underpants. Yeah, that's saying no.

511
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 3: No, I'm as bad. It's because I'm the student. I'm

512
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:52,640
Speaker 3: the student. You're the teacher saying students turn in your test,

513
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 3: and I'm the the student who doesn't give.

514
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: A rats ass. As a performer back, yeah, when I

515
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 1: see material that has problems, I have a responsibility to

516
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: the audience to try to correct that. Oh so that's

517
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 1: a contract I've gone into with the audience where hey,

518
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 1: I want I'm asking you to trust me. You're paying

519
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 1: your hard earned shekels to come in here, and so

520
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:16,159
Speaker 1: you think you.

521
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 2: Are trusting me with your evening. That's is sacred to me.

522
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 2: People fall in love in that audience.

523
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 1: So you're not sorry for what you did. You're not

524
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 1: sorry for I'm sorry.

525
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 2: I'm sorry for what I'm sorry for what happened, and

526
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 2: very sorry that you got so mad.

527
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 1: Yes, well, I'm very sorry you didn't understand what was

528
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 1: happening because that I was.

529
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,719
Speaker 3: I didn't even react feeling. I didn't even react that poorly,

530
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 3: Like I wasn't even that upset. I was like, and

531
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:46,680
Speaker 3: why did you do?

532
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: My duck? You didn't react that poorly. Yeah, back, that's

533
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 1: what I chose to say. That's what Let's be honest.

534
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 1: You didn't react that poorly poorly. Yeah, I didn't reactor.

535
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,120
Speaker 1: You poured, Hey, is this milkshit all over his head?

536
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 1: And I'd say, that's pretty poorly, And then he didn't

537
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 1: have it to drink, and it made his handband to

538
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: just come on stuck, came off and pulled the freaking

539
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: skin off his fingers. Yeah, but then andhind and dry,

540
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,919
Speaker 1: and you knew I had just started that. You had

541
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 1: just said that you pregarded for me, So I just

542
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: started that and you started drink because you blamed him

543
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: for what I did. Now, what you should have done

544
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 1: on you? Yeah, you should have poured the milkshake on me,

545
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: and I see you try it. Maybe at the time,

546
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 1: I was very fast. Yeah, maybe you will. And now

547
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: even fast and even as I lost a step. That's

548
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: a slow drink coming out, even a fast drink like.

549
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 2: Oh at the time, even if it had been like

550
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 2: a gatoring like a Boba tea, I mean, I guess.

551
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: That's parts of it or slow. It could have been gatorade,

552
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,160
Speaker 1: not in a sport bottle, but trad sport bottle.

553
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's going everywhere in your eyeball.

554
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: Yeah so so, I mean, obviously you're here to apologize.

555
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: No what I thought. I was here for you guys

556
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:25,640
Speaker 1: to apologize to me my publicist, who, by the way,

557
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: I can't stand all this attention I've been getting lately,

558
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 1: ever since I hired a publicist. Why are they focusing

559
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 1: on me because you're paying I just want the work

560
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 1: to be the star, you know, Like, Okay, I write

561
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: this thing. This other person says it's the funniest thing

562
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: they've ever said in their life. I'm the writer who

563
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: does it. I you know, I write some book about it,

564
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,239
Speaker 1: I hire a publicist, go on a book tour, right,

565
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden everyone wants to ask

566
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: me about it. Yeah, sauce you hired a publicist, though

567
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 1: I don't know that I did, but anyway, mine said

568
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: to me somebody did, I don't remember who. Yes, And

569
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 1: that's the thing. Well, it's a big team. I have

570
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,959
Speaker 1: people on my team I've never met. Yeah, me too,

571
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: it's a big team over there. I have an email thinking,

572
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: so is Beck Bennett's team. I don't know who it is. Yeah,

573
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 1: I don't know who I'm playing half the names on there.

574
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 1: I'm just like, okay, okay for them see my team.

575
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 2: And it's changing so often as like I asked to

576
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 2: see as soon as You'll say, as soon as as

577
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 2: soon as they pick up the phone and are like

578
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 2: team Bennett. I'm like, hi Tracy and they're like, oh,

579
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 2: Tracy's you know, moved on right, Like just Diane, Yeah,

580
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, I finally got used to Tracy.

581
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: Diane, You're like, this is Michael, this is Bob.

582
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 3: See, we're not so different.

583
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: We've got big teams, right, So sometimes stuff gets lost

584
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,719
Speaker 1: in communication. I think we're we're learning a little bit.

585
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: And what I was told was you were here to

586
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: finally apologize for you don't milk shake on Hayes when

587
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 1: you should try dumping on me, and you would have

588
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 1: found out where that milkshake ended up.

589
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 3: And I would have found out where the milkshake.

590
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you would found out where monkshake ended up.

591
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 1: Trying dump it on me brother, and you ain't gonna

592
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: like it. You would have guess where you wouldn't want it.

593
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: That's why you don't know.

594
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 3: And so you're improving that you didn't find out like

595
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 3: in my parents bed.

596
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Well I'm glad I didn't try to throw

597
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: it on you. Yeah, because they're on in your parents'

598
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: bed when they're on vacation, because then by the time

599
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: they get back, milk stinks. I know, do you yes?

600
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: Because you seem like you were surprised to hear it

601
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: When I said, he made a face like it would

602
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: that happen.

603
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 3: You're missing you're misunderstanding what my my sounds and my looks.

604
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: Okay, now he's trying to turn it around on me. No,

605
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: I think it's just call him boomerang Bennett.

606
00:30:55,040 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can turn it around Captain boomerangtain boomerang, Bennet.

607
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: You call yourself captain boomerang. But how does Jack Corney

608
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: feel about that? You can't like it? I don't care.

609
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: You don't care. You don't care what Ji Courtney thinks

610
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: about You call it okay because I do what I need.

611
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: This doesn't work if we're not honest with each other.

612
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: This kind of stuff doesn't work if we're not going

613
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: to be honest. You don't care what Jai Courtney feels

614
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: about you calling yourself captain Boomerang Bennett. I don't care.

615
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: I don't care anymore. At some point I have to

616
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: do what I want. Well, you've been really great on

617
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: Weekend Live. We love the.

618
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 3: Political Thank you so much. Well, there's still always great

619
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 3: material and information that they're giving us. It's you just

620
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 3: take something universal and then you blow it up.

621
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 2: Can I posit just a situation to you? You talk

622
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,479
Speaker 2: about Ji Courtney like that on this show? Ji Courtney

623
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 2: comes on to host It's Monday Night, and he's like, oh,

624
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 2: like meeting everybody, you know, meeting, making everybody's hand.

625
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: Then you and you stride in. I'm like, I'm Captain King.

626
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: Season four.

627
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 3: You say what I want to say, I'm Captain Boomerang Bennett.

628
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: Do you fuck up? Are you? I don't understand.

629
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 3: I'm Captain King, I'm captain. I'm Captain boomerang Bennett.

630
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 1: Okay, this is seeming like it's coming poorly. You would

631
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: never you sorry the introduction, No, it's just my publicist,

632
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: Like people want to interview me, which I'm so sick of.

633
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 1: Do you want to talk about your book? I'm here

634
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: my book. It's dumb, honestly, but it might make everything

635
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: a lot easier talk about your book. No, No, I shouldn't.

636
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: It's just a book. It says that basically a lot

637
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: of the stuff that you like it was all my idea.

638
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: It's called it was my idea. I'm holding a big

639
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: light bulb over my head, and then I've got a

640
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: basket of light bulbs behind me that are have my

641
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: name on him, and I'm so I'm dragging them home too,

642
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: and it's it was my idea. And then it's in

643
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: that voice. You push the button on the cover and

644
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: it says that there's a tape recorder in it, and

645
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: then when you open it, there's stories of things that

646
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: you like that maybe mistakenly you were enjoying without thinking

647
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: about whose idea it was.

648
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 2: And I'm telling you, no, that's wrong. It should be

649
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 2: you should be thinking about me while you enjoy this.

650
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 3: And are they actually your ideas? Are they your things

651
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 3: that you came up with?

652
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 1: Well, it's the pray area. But read the book. I'll

653
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: just tell you and then no one will have to

654
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: buy the book. The podcast is essentially free.

655
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 3: This podcast is definitely it's free essentially.

656
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: Speaking. Yeah, but yeah, that's another gray area because we

657
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: have to Yeah, you have to buy.

658
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 3: The phone, you got to be you have to buy internet,

659
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 3: you have to pay for your phone service.

660
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 2: It's a lot like that is honestly what the society

661
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 2: And George Carlin had a lot of interesting.

662
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,800
Speaker 1: Stuff to say. Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's a total

663
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: modern man thing. Yeah.

664
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Speaker 4: He's a.

665
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: Top drawer, low life from a middle class family with

666
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: a bottom dealing casino, you know. And and he's a

667
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 1: modern man. I a cat like I'm a modern man.

668
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 3: I pought a cast, but when I cast a pod,

669
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 3: it's a casting a fishing line. Students, turn in your test,

670
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Speaker 3: I want another minute place.

671
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's the first line that I don't like,

672
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 1: get like, what's happening in that?

673
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Speaker 2: You know?

674
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 3: Well, the the voices are so similar.

675
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 1: I'm a pottern man.

676
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 3: You know, a pottern man like a what's that just

677
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 3: talking about the podcast like a pattern man, I had

678
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 3: a Poddurn man Paturn.

679
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 2: So this was a when Sean did it, and this

680
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're deliberately going the other way,

681
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 2: but when Sean did the voice one of the voices

682
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 2: was very.

683
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:32,760
Speaker 1: Chinese, was very Chinese, super Chinese. Yeah, about as Chinese

684
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: as you're gonna find this side of the equator. Yeah,

685
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,959
Speaker 1: I mean that was the only thing I liked about

686
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 1: it without being yeah, was that it was very active

687
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: without being like offensive. Yeah.

688
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think people were distracted from the bit they

689
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:49,760
Speaker 3: were just focusing on the authenticity of your Chinese accent.

690
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Speaker 2: Well, but that distinguishes it from the teacher, you know,

691
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 2: from whichever one is the teacher in which.

692
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:57,879
Speaker 1: Is the student?

693
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Speaker 3: I even know if you know anymore. Yeah, well that's

694
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 3: the whole point was that there was no difference.

695
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 2: See, yeah, nobody got nobody understand a minimum, the difference

696
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 2: should be one of them's Chinese, if only for people

697
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 2: being able to keep track of what's going on.

698
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 3: And I understand that. I like that, but I don't

699
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 3: like that you changed it from students to teachers.

700
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I again, I'm not sure you

701
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 1: even have it right now. I think you're flipping it.

702
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 1: Yeah I'm not. I don't know, Yeah, you don't know.

703
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: Let me so.

704
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Speaker 3: If it's all the same experimental, it was like an

705
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 3: experimental act, tell me about ground breaking.

706
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: We're all successful, we're all rich, exactly. Let's just put

707
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: it behind a million years ago.

708
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 2: No, no, no, because what he's saying that it's all

709
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 2: the same as tell me if this works back attention

710
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,959
Speaker 2: students and students, that's actually not a bad idea.

711
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:54,280
Speaker 1: Is that would never work. That has to be different.

712
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 3: It has to be attention teams, if attention students and

713
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,720
Speaker 3: students and students and teachers.

714
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: Well but you put in a different one and check

715
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: this out for size attention students and students and teachers. Mom,

716
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: that's good. Yeah, I'm telling you that's good because I

717
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:20,280
Speaker 1: made one of them different. And the guy who's talking

718
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: is frigging from an island. Get over yourself, man. We're

719
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: all fucking rich, we're all kicking ass, we're all married

720
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: to babes. We're slamming down, you know, filming on and

721
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 1: uh and it was a million years ago, and Cvosier

722
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 1: and Curvasier and uh and you're on Weekend Live and

723
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,919
Speaker 1: we're doing all kinds of projects. I got my book.

724
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: It was my idea, and uh, it sounds lot. It

725
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 1: sounds a lot like my voice Chapter one. Tell me

726
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: you didn't just say that, No, I just to me

727
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,399
Speaker 1: it sounded like, Yeah, do yourself ever read the book.

728
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 1: You might find out whose voice it is.

729
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, do you want to just play some of

730
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 3: the audio book?

731
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 1: Can we hook up the thing? Can we hook up

732
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Speaker 1: the thing? Engineer Ryan, I would love to hear some

733
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: of those. Yes, that thing, thank you that thing?

734
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:25,760
Speaker 3: Okay?

735
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Speaker 1: Do we want to do the foreword by Mark Ruffalo? Yeah,

736
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: that's what That's the part that I think is most

737
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 1: relevant here. Welcome to Audible. You're listening to it was

738
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: my idea from Simon and Schuster forward by Mark Ruffalo.

739
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 1: In my solad days, I would often sit and reflect

740
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 1: on what had led me to the career I'd found.

741
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: Was it my groundbreaking performance and you can count on me?

742
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: Were first time director Kenneth Lonigan took a chance on

743
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: a young New York theater actor in a starring role

744
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: in a movie. Or was it simply that I met

745
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 1: the one man with all the ideas at the perfect time.

746
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: I think it was the latter, And I'll tell you why.

747
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: I sit now on my veranda, sipping a tall glass

748
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: of whiskey and looking at the front of a newspaper

749
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: where the top headline reads, Sean Clemens had the idea

750
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 1: for the voice for the teacher. Think that I did.

751
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: The newspaper article is as true today as it was

752
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy nine when it was reprinted on his

753
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 1: thirtieth anniversary. Uh, what else?

754
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 3: Holy shit, there's a lot of what else is arout?

755
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: Oh? I got a I have like a pressure washer

756
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 1: on my deck. You get the idea? Yeah? Because I

757
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: owe you an apology? Yeah, maybe more than one. I'm sorry,

758
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's starting to get there.

759
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's not beetlejuice. You know.

760
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It doesn't work like beetlejuice. Well,

761
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 3: i'm sorry. Sorry, beetlejuice is back. I was told that

762
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 3: if you say sorry is three times then you'll then

763
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 3: you'll get people will accept it. No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

764
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. He's tricking you. Yeah, sorry, I ain't.

765
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 2: Beetle juice reminds me of Beetle Bailey, which is another

766
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 2: comic strip so that I could have talked about in

767
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 2: the episode of John Gabris's podcast I did.

768
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Speaker 3: Did you happen to check that out? If you listen

769
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Speaker 3: to that, that's very well received. Wish one, Hi and mighty.

770
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: It's doing great.

771
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's doing really well. How many you know John?

772
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 1: John? Now? I don't wait? Which John? Really funny guy

773
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: John Ji. Yikes, he's really funny. You would love his ship.

774
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 1: If you ever took the time to look at what

775
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,919
Speaker 1: anyone else was doing, I can't. I'm not a good look.

776
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to. There's enough for everyone, just because

777
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: Weekend Live. Yeah, they think that, they think you're gonna

778
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: have stolen someone's idea and then they get in a

779
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: nasty lawsuit.

780
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm not allowed to look at any other people.

781
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: Where do you keep your wooden bicycle? And it should

782
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: mm hmmm yeah, why that keeps you humble? Where do

783
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: you Where would you think that I would keep my

784
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: wooden bicycle? I wound up having to burn mine? Why?

785
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,760
Speaker 1: Just because the well, it was a particularly long winter.

786
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: I had those doors that lock from it, uh, from

787
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: the outside outside, Yeah, from the outside of your house.

788
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: I was Yeah, they were locked from the outside on

789
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 1: the inside of your house. Right, Yeah, it's not is

790
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: it a house? It is now And these doors are

791
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: not exactly like you picture them. They open up into

792
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 1: the sky kind of.

793
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 2: They don't open like straight out, so you like you

794
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 2: have to walk up some steps and then the doors

795
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 2: are above you and then you.

796
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 3: Know, it's like a hatch and.

797
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: Lost. Okay, Oh that was good. That was my idea.

798
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 1: Oh was it lost? Was? Yeah? Unfortunately it was lost.

799
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 3: Was a show about all these people who got stuck

800
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 3: on a little island.

801
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 1: It's very spooky.

802
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 3: It was like people think that maybe it was beetlejuice

803
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 3: running around spooking everybody, so that it.

804
00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 2: Could have been beetlejuice making the noise. Yeah, because they

805
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 2: never answered the question, where is beetlejuice in this universe?

806
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, it where beetlejuice. Wash and a couple of halloweens

807
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 1: passed on the island, and they never really brought up

808
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: whether they should watch Beetlejuice or recount it to one another,

809
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: even though they all were of an age where it

810
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: would have been a pretty important movie to them. It's

811
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 1: a lie of a mission. Yeah, And so if you

812
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 1: are watching. I mean, people get some into these fan theories,

813
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: and a lot of them to me are pure hunky,

814
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 1: pure hunky.

815
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.

816
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like right, just pure, just they rosted off

817
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 1: the good glistening honky. And but this one does carry

818
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: some water, which is probably beetlejuice. Was just messing with them.

819
00:43:55,800 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 3: Well yeah, it was originally going to be called lost Beetlejuice.

820
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then that gave it that paid it a

821
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 1: little too clear what was going on, and I think

822
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 1: that what they want up doing was over correcting, which

823
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: what we would do a lot in our ables, driving

824
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,959
Speaker 1: sketches on stage. We'd be like, oh, you're a little

825
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: bit too far in the left lane, and they'd be like, okay,

826
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: now you're up against the guardrail. Right, those are good bits.

827
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Speaker 2: M And then the grapes yelp, like grapes turned out

828
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 2: to be sour in the car and stuff. Trying to

829
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 2: weave some of the fables put putting them in a car.

830
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 2: They're like looking in puddles and stuff, and it's like,

831
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 2: where are we going to put a puddle in the car?

832
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. But you guys always found a way to

833
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 1: do it. It's fun talking you know, it's fun. It is.

834
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: I have enjoyed this. I have enjoyed this to remember

835
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: the stuff that we did and and how we came up,

836
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: and how we came up and look at us all.

837
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 3: Now, it's nice to have a rich Yeah, it's nice

838
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 3: to have a community and people that you can lean

839
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 3: on and sort of go to and ask things about. Yes,

840
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 3: love having people to ask things about.

841
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, I could be like, it's necessary for

842
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 1: my process to ask things about to people. And that's true, true,

843
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: because when I think about, you know, if we didn't

844
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: have all that the hardships coming up at the seller,

845
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: then I would be having hardships.

846
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 3: Now I'd be all alone. You would be alone in

847
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 3: my house. Yes, I probably wouldn't have any furniture. I

848
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:36,240
Speaker 3: would only have like just a little wooden bicycle.

849
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, there was a time when I would have

850
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: said to my publicist, tell everyone to ask me a

851
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: question about how I don't have anyone to ask things about.

852
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: And I'll say, yes, that's true. And that time, I'm

853
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 1: happy to say, is in the past now and what's

854
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 1: happening now in my reality is I say, no, I

855
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: do have people to ask things about.

856
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 2: You say, yeah, you tell your problem to say, tell

857
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 2: the reporters yes, to ask you that you do have

858
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 2: if I do people.

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00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 1: Some people ask things and I will say to them

860
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 1: in fact, I do, and I almost feel like maybe

861
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 1: that could become one of them. I would love to. Yeah.

862
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 3: I mean we came up together and we know things

863
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 3: about where we came from, and we can ask each

864
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 3: other things about where we came from and where we're going. Dude, honestly,

865
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 3: it's all different.

866
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 2: Wax at the same cup of apples, right, I mean,

867
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 2: you go at it your way and uh no, I

868
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 2: don't have the same style.

869
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,439
Speaker 3: And to talk about is why we actually make each

870
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 3: other better or.

871
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't have the same style, but I actually

872
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,879
Speaker 1: am a chameleon and can do all kinds of different styles. Yeah.

873
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: And was a little bit like that in high school really,

874
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: where I blended in with so many different groups of

875
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 1: friends and it was like, who are my real friends?

876
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 1: I was like, but also, are you serious? Are you

877
00:46:55,920 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: being serious? Are you are you serious? Yeah?

878
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 3: I did everything?

879
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,879
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah? Yeah, I was in a band.

880
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 1: Actually I played football. I could. Yeah.

881
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 3: I mean I wasn't on the team, but I played

882
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 3: football and baseball.

883
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.

884
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 3: About heard about a guy at the other school.

885
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did it. It was everybody. Yeah, I was

886
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:24,399
Speaker 1: able to with everyone who is good at jim Yeah,

887
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: I did them all. The also did the play, Yeah,

888
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: I did did the play? I did?

889
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I also I went to the rock show.

890
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

891
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 3: I would go just with my friends to the show.

892
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: I'd be a comfortable drinking moonshine with Jimmy Buffett as

893
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: I would be uh kick flipping with Warren Buffett. But

894
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: what were you going to say?

895
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 3: Well, I was just going to ask you if there

896
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 3: was a teacher, because.

897
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: When I was in school, there was mister Garcia for

898
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: you too, Yes, we all all had he What did

899
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:02,800
Speaker 1: he do for you?

900
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 2: He was the guy who he was the guy who

901
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 2: made me think like, oh I should probably do some

902
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 2: kind of political.

903
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,320
Speaker 3: Guy he would after class.

904
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, he would discipline me and it was like bad,

905
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 1: like kind of coming up to the cellar was hard

906
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:14,359
Speaker 1: at the time.

907
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 3: But I feel like if he did not discipline me

908
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 3: the way he did, then I would not have people

909
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 3: to ask things about him.

910
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,800
Speaker 1: Keeping my throwback Kansas City Chief Starter hat is what

911
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: made me the person that I am. Yeah, and him

912
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 1: giving me back my code naked tennis T shirts and

913
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: it's out, it's over.

914
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 3: Oh you had That's awesome because you're a tennis.

915
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: Guy, and saying like, don't wear it in class, you know,

916
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: like but on graduation. As you're like going down the

917
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: line shaking hands with your teachers, he says, I have

918
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: something for you and sort of like gently pulls the

919
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: T shirt onto your head. Yeah, and got it kind

920
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: of stuck on my throat for me.

921
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 3: He had he would throw pines in my face, and

922
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 3: he had a bottle of Seltzer water that he would

923
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 3: spray at me. And I think that's why I became

924
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 3: so funny, because that's what clowns would do.

925
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 2: And it's very like the and you based your characters

926
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 2: on that. And now it's so clear how you became

927
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 2: such a.

928
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 3: Food ance and in your papers that came from mister

929
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 3: Garcias and the sort of all the all the mean

930
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 3: stuff that he would do to me. And I've got

931
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 3: an opinion and I've developed that point of view in perspective.

932
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 1: So I maybe haven't seen the latest episode of Weekend Live,

933
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 1: but your political guy says, students, hand your papers, Yeah,

934
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,800
Speaker 1: because that is who was based on mister Garcia's So

935
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,399
Speaker 1: he's saying that, well, yeah, president act.

936
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 3: I took that act and I, you know, kind of

937
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 3: expand the edge on it. I used my voice, my

938
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 3: comedic voice, and I put it into the presidential character

939
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 3: that people know and that that now they contextualizes it

940
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 3: and they understand it and they laugh.

941
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:56,240
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome, man. I love It's insane.

942
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 3: It's insane. It's been crazy.

943
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been so crazy. It's been a really crazy ride.

944
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:04,839
Speaker 1: And it's nice that we sit every now and then

945
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: and just reflect and go like, how did I get here?

946
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 2: Right?

947
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:09,479
Speaker 1: And it's nice.

948
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 2: So different stuff has become so weird. Just everything is

949
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,840
Speaker 2: like it's crazy. Put your phones away.

950
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, in the audience, go outside and put your phone.

951
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 3: Don't record my show.

952
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: You're at the show, like, you don't need a video

953
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,280
Speaker 1: of it to show somebody on Instagram. He did the students,

954
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: you know.

955
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 3: And it's also teachers. Just destroy Heckler's.

956
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: Dude.

957
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 3: I love destroying Hecklers because now that I'm at this

958
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 3: place where I can just love having a Heckler destroying

959
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 3: riff ready to go.

960
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, Because people are not

961
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 1: on the Heckler side, and I like to use that

962
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:53,439
Speaker 1: cleverly to my advantage. So good.

963
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 2: That's sort of a weakness I found epic is that

964
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 2: I have the microphone and so i'm it ends up

965
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 2: being so epic, And I love naming the video comedian

966
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 2: destroys a Heckler epically to my but it's.

967
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: To my own account.

968
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to keep your name out of it.

969
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 3: So it seems like somebody else did it, and.

970
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 1: It seems like I didn't do.

971
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 3: Now Live, that's all I do is destroy hecklers. Yeah,

972
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 3: I don't you do it on Weekend Live?

973
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, as a as a politician, and people will try

974
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 2: to It's almost like they're coming for you now.

975
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 3: The Hecklers.

976
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, they want to be a part of it. They

977
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: like to be a part of it. M hm. It's

978
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 1: uh to get destroyed by the one and only.

979
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:36,439
Speaker 3: So back.

980
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 1: You've got a movie about hot air balloons coming out, Yeah,

981
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: they are, well this one.

982
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 3: It's like it's about a guy who everybody's doing hot

983
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:51,399
Speaker 3: air balloons and he doesn't have the cloth to make

984
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 3: the balloons, so but he his parents own a salami factory,

985
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 3: so he makes the balloon out of salami.

986
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Salami balloon man and saw me balloom boy. Yes,

987
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 1: that's right, you start very young, and blue man will

988
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: ideally be the sequel and falcon heene.

989
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 3: And let's just say that the birds like salami, and

990
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 3: when the balloons are through the air it becomes that's

991
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 3: when it becomes.

992
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 2: Now, how do you establish that because I don't think

993
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,280
Speaker 2: of that as being something that birds like offhand?

994
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: Right? Well you just bread, yes, crackers, yes, right. One

995
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 1: thing that I think could be helpful if you don't

996
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 1: have this as an insert shot of someone grinding the

997
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 1: salami out of one of those machines where it comes

998
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: out looking like little worms. And because birds do eat worms,

999
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,800
Speaker 1: and so it might be nice if you're sort of

1000
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: braiding together salami worms and the birds. And maybe yeah,

1001
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: the same bird.

1002
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 2: Would have to see that salami as worms, right, and

1003
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 2: then see it later when it doesn't it really look

1004
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:49,360
Speaker 2: like worms anymore.

1005
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: But it'd be like, oh, I remember when that was

1006
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 1: worms to me? Yeah, yeah, And yes, the bird has

1007
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 1: to be watching it get made and go. No matter

1008
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 1: what form these worms take, remember the LAMI I'm going

1009
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: to eat them. And I think that I'm very happy

1010
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 1: this is being recorded because I think this movie's going

1011
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 1: to be a big hit for you and we'll look

1012
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,800
Speaker 1: back and go, yeah, it was my idea.

1013
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 3: Well I'm yeah, I'm super happy to collaborate. Yeah, and

1014
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 3: and so yeah, no we if that is in the movie.

1015
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you have two other movies about hot air

1016
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,839
Speaker 1: balloons coming out, and those are both coming out this year.

1017
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: And do you want to talk a little bit about

1018
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 1: the idea behind them.

1019
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, well so the first one, so one of the

1020
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 3: other ones as well. Yeah, you did the first one right.

1021
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:40,760
Speaker 3: The second one is about how everybody's making air balloons.

1022
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 3: Everybody's flying around to them, but.

1023
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 2: I like the area.

1024
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 3: But this one one, guy Dougie doesn't have the cloth

1025
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 3: to make the balloons.

1026
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 1: Uh oh, doug gets I've only had some sort of

1027
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: creative solution. We can. I ask, what's Dougi's family business.

1028
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:03,880
Speaker 1: It's cheese.

1029
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh no, you know, I'm just thinking about

1030
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 3: the idea and I'm kind of like, it's amazing, it's insane,

1031
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 3: it's amazing. So they at first you see him struggling.

1032
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 3: He tries to make a balloon with Swiss cheese and

1033
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,240
Speaker 3: the birds.

1034
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, sorry, sorry, yeah, no, it's all right. The

1035
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:33,720
Speaker 1: air escapes, he makes the balloon.

1036
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:38,720
Speaker 3: Everything's going, everything's going great, but then it goes poorly

1037
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 3: and he he ends up making it out of.

1038
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 4: Monsters, like actually Munster was the doctor you're thinking of

1039
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:54,880
Speaker 4: Munster's franking Styd.

1040
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,720
Speaker 2: Well, he does make an appearance. And and the because

1041
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 2: of the cheese. She's another thing that I do not

1042
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 2: associate with birds. But I guess you haven't said the

1043
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 2: birds are in this movie. So yeah, no, birds are

1044
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 2: not in this movie. It's more about the squirrels in

1045
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 2: this movie.

1046
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 1: And they've stowed away somehow inside the cheese.

1047
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so they it turns out that there's a

1048
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 3: whole little squirrel village and when they go to lift off,

1049
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 3: the fire inside the cheese balloon kills all the squirrels.

1050
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 3: And it's not really good for Dougie and his cheese

1051
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 3: family's business because the.

1052
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 1: Fire just melt the cheese.

1053
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 3: No wait, back at his cheese family's business. Like cheese

1054
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 3: family's business. Well, it's I don't know if you're big

1055
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 3: fundy here, like I was just going to being loose,

1056
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:44,439
Speaker 3: so yeah, I guess.

1057
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes you are really funny when you're being loose,

1058
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: being relaxed. Yeah, And there was one more movie.

1059
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 3: Oh right, yeah, there's one more, The balloon movie. It's

1060
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 3: so there's it's about like the trend of ballooning and

1061
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:05,240
Speaker 3: how everybody's making air hot air balloons.

1062
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 1: Because I actually grew grew up.

1063
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 3: In Chicago, in Chicago or near Chicago, near Chicago, oh yeah,

1064
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 3: and uh in New York I'm close to. I always say,

1065
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 3: like a lot of people say Chicago side of New York,

1066
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 3: the New York side of Chicago. Yeah, a lot of

1067
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 3: people will be like, oh, did you actually grow up

1068
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 3: in Chicago and people anyway, I didn't.

1069
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 1: I grew up in New York. Yeah. And so there

1070
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 1: are all these balloons. This is about.

1071
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:44,760
Speaker 3: An old it's like an animated man and he loses

1072
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 3: his uh, he loses his wife, and he puts all

1073
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,240
Speaker 3: these balloons on his house.

1074
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 1: Right, and I can see how that would And they're

1075
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 1: made out of balloons, or they're made out of something crazy,

1076
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,320
Speaker 1: maybe sauce or something.

1077
00:56:58,480 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 3: It's actually made out of sauce.

1078
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 1: Okay, Now we've got a sandwich, oh with some bread.

1079
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 3: It's it's kind of like a it's a it's a gravy. Actually,

1080
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:09,800
Speaker 3: it's made out of gravy.

1081
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,040
Speaker 1: Oh, strange.

1082
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's good and it's delicious.

1083
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 1: It's a delicious movie. And here's and I love it.

1084
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 3: I'm kind of like Stunny with the chance of Meatballs,

1085
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Speaker 3: Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

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Speaker 1: Well, but you put a twist on it, which I love.

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Speaker 1: And here's the noise I'm gonna make to let you

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Speaker 1: know that I love that.

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Speaker 3: Oh thanks man. Yeah, that's yeah, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: That's sweet of you. I thank you. It's uh.

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Speaker 3: I'm excited about my balloon movies because nobody has been

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Speaker 3: has been really doing the balloon movies.

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Speaker 1: So do you have anything you want to plug or.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the balloon movies that are going to be coming

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Speaker 3: out are are going to be great and I would

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Speaker 3: love it if people want to see them.

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Speaker 1: Okay, bye bye bye.

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