1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:05,760 Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back 2 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 1: a suit, looking back to back down, giving them more 3 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 1: like the Millican buck things in its cubbing me true 4 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:38,400 Speaker 1: good it. Steve harm to mother for ste Please, I 5 00:00:38,400 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 1: don't join joining you doing me. You gotta turn hur 6 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn got to 7 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 1: turn them out. Then turn the water the water go. 8 00:01:55,400 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 1: Come come on your fat it. Uh huh, I sure will. 9 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on 10 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey oh Man 11 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:13,679 Speaker 1: got a radio show. Man got a radio show, and 12 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: a whole lot more to man. God is good to me. 13 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: I have no other explanation, if I have no other 14 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: explanation of my existence and where I stand in this 15 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 1: thing called life, except if it was not for the 16 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 1: goodness of God Almighty. If it was not for His 17 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:35,079 Speaker 1: grace and his mercy, There's no way I could exist 18 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,799 Speaker 1: the way that I do. I would not be who 19 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,400 Speaker 1: I am or where I am. I am who I 20 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 1: am and where I am simply because God is who 21 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:49,960 Speaker 1: he is. If it was not for God, I would 22 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,679 Speaker 1: have no testimony for you, because I would have failed 23 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:59,799 Speaker 1: every single test plain, pure and simple. I consit here 24 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:04,959 Speaker 1: to day until you flat out that it is purely 25 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:09,360 Speaker 1: because of God's grace and mercy that I exist today 26 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 1: because of His favor. See now, He shows us favor 27 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 1: in life because of a combination of things I've discovered. 28 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 1: And this is not the whole answer to life. I 29 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,800 Speaker 1: can assure you as not. But this is a combination 30 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 1: that I've grown to understand better and better, and I 31 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 1: wish I had gotten it earlier in my life. But 32 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 1: here it is. If you take faith and you combine 33 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 1: it with an incredible work ethic, then God has the 34 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 1: greatest opportunities to show you favor. One more time. If 35 00:03:56,280 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 1: you take faith. I said faith because in the Scripture 36 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 1: it says you can have the faith of a musticy, 37 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 1: the smallest of all sees. If you take faith and 38 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 1: you combine it with an incredible work ethic, it allows 39 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:19,520 Speaker 1: the most opportunities for God to show you favor. That's 40 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,839 Speaker 1: the best way I can explain success to you from 41 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 1: my standpoint. It is the combination of faith and work 42 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:33,720 Speaker 1: that produces the most opportunities for God to show you favor. 43 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 1: See a lot of times we want God to bless us, 44 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 1: but we ain't doing nothing for him to bless So 45 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: now we sideways in the equation a little bit. But see, 46 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:47,480 Speaker 1: if you had the faith in God that God can 47 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,279 Speaker 1: do anything but fail, that God will get you through, 48 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 1: that God will see you through, that that God is 49 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 1: the God you serve as the greatest gift of all 50 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: good things. If you kept that faith in tact through 51 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:06,600 Speaker 1: it all, and you produced an incredible work ethic that 52 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:11,720 Speaker 1: allows the most opportunities for God to show you favor. See, 53 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 1: without that what you want God to do? See, you 54 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: can have faith and be sitting at the house watching TV. 55 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:25,440 Speaker 1: There's nothing being produced, no opportunities for God to show 56 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:29,839 Speaker 1: you favor. And you got to do some things man, 57 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:34,040 Speaker 1: that you are uncomfortable doing, or don't feel like doing, 58 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:37,120 Speaker 1: or something that don't have the right payoff right in 59 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,160 Speaker 1: front of your face, with the faith that it will 60 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:44,040 Speaker 1: payoff later on. See, too many people are working for 61 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 1: the right now reward, and the right now reward is 62 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:50,920 Speaker 1: not how it works. Sometimes the reward is coming later 63 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 1: on up the road. But the only way you can 64 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,080 Speaker 1: know that is if you got to You got to 65 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:59,560 Speaker 1: apply the faith. And see the reason you don't know 66 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 1: that that's coming like that, or you have to have 67 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 1: faith to believe that it is coming. Because faith is 68 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:11,440 Speaker 1: the belief in things that you cannot see. That's what 69 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:15,719 Speaker 1: faith is. Look, man, it's easy to believe in something 70 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:19,799 Speaker 1: you can see. That's it. Ain't ain't nothing? What? What 71 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,080 Speaker 1: what that take? You know? You're standing that Let me 72 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,839 Speaker 1: give you them. You're standing at the crosswalk with with 73 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,599 Speaker 1: a walk sign on it and the sign flashing on 74 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 1: the corner. Don't walk then that the signs say walk. 75 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 1: What do you think your chances are making it across 76 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:41,440 Speaker 1: that street? Is well pretty good because guess what the 77 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:45,119 Speaker 1: signs say walk. You can see the other side. There's 78 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 1: other people in the crosswalk walking, So guess what. You 79 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:51,279 Speaker 1: strike out blindly? It don't take a lot of faith 80 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 1: to get across that street. That's that's That's not why 81 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,480 Speaker 1: I'm talking to you about. I'm talking about the faith, 82 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 1: the belief in things that you cannot see, the faith 83 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:07,480 Speaker 1: that what I'm doing today, I believe in my heart 84 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 1: of heart that God wouldn't bring me this far to 85 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,920 Speaker 1: leave me. That God is a true and living God, 86 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,840 Speaker 1: that he keeps his promises, that later on there's things 87 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 1: that I'm working towards right now, gonna pay off later on. See, 88 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:22,480 Speaker 1: too many people want to reward right now. They want 89 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,880 Speaker 1: to go to work Friday. Get to check Saturday. You know, 90 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,440 Speaker 1: we want to work Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Get to 91 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,520 Speaker 1: check Friday. If somebody come to you and say, hey, man, 92 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:36,440 Speaker 1: if you do this Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, then 93 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,880 Speaker 1: you do this Saturday, and come back and do this Monday, 94 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,800 Speaker 1: Thusday Friday in the long runny to pay off. And 95 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 1: you say, man, I ain't gonna do all that. See, 96 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 1: that's not the exhibition of faith. If it's the right 97 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:52,960 Speaker 1: thing to do, if it's a good thing to do, 98 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,840 Speaker 1: if it's a just thing to do. See, if it's 99 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,400 Speaker 1: sin in it, it ain't God. Ain't. Just clear on 100 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaker 1: up right. You can stop all the wandering. If that's 101 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:05,240 Speaker 1: his voice talking to you, If it's the right thing 102 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:09,320 Speaker 1: to do, If it's sin in it, it's not God 103 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 1: talking to you, kill it you you you can shut 104 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 1: it down. You ain't got to wonder about it. Go 105 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:18,240 Speaker 1: down there in secret venge that ain't God. Go tell 106 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,000 Speaker 1: him off when you see him. That ain't God. Anything 107 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 1: that's God's sin in it is not God's voice telling 108 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,800 Speaker 1: you to do it, so you can you can kill 109 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 1: that conversation to date. That's how you know. But if 110 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:31,880 Speaker 1: you align yourself up, man, and you and what you're 111 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:35,280 Speaker 1: doing is just and right and correct and pleasing in 112 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:39,320 Speaker 1: the sight of God, it'll pay off for you later on. 113 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:43,439 Speaker 1: And see, here's here's here's the best way I can 114 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:47,679 Speaker 1: tell to it. Here's another one. When you're going somewhere, 115 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,360 Speaker 1: when you're when you're on the road to going somewhere, 116 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,400 Speaker 1: and you know the somewhere that you're trying to get to. 117 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,240 Speaker 1: Let's say you've set a goal or vision for yourself. 118 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,240 Speaker 1: You know where you want to get to. You gotta 119 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,199 Speaker 1: gotta go the idea, and you own your way to 120 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:06,360 Speaker 1: going there. Listen to me when it gets hard, and 121 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:09,800 Speaker 1: it is going to get hard, when it gets difficult, 122 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,559 Speaker 1: and it is going to get difficult, when it becomes challenging, 123 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:17,559 Speaker 1: and it is going to become challenging, when it becomes 124 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,080 Speaker 1: all three of those things. When it don't look like 125 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:25,440 Speaker 1: it's gonna happen, listen to me. Don't stop and complain 126 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:28,960 Speaker 1: so much. But see, I know he didn't bless me. 127 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,480 Speaker 1: But in the middle of it, man, I felt a 128 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:34,240 Speaker 1: little heavy, and you got to be careful when it 129 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:37,560 Speaker 1: gets hard for you, because you'll find yourself complaining. And 130 00:09:37,679 --> 00:09:41,040 Speaker 1: when you're complaining, See, what you can't do is you 131 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:46,440 Speaker 1: can't complain so much that you forget that the place 132 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,559 Speaker 1: that you're trying to go to, you actually own your 133 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:53,920 Speaker 1: way there still. See, don't get caught up into complaining 134 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,800 Speaker 1: and then lose sight of your blessing that's actually happening 135 00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:01,400 Speaker 1: it to you? What really, man, of all the times 136 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:05,920 Speaker 1: to register a complaint to God, to sit up and go, hey, man, 137 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,240 Speaker 1: I didn't want wanted to ease back into this thing. 138 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,880 Speaker 1: Ease back in, man, you in It's it's a tornado 139 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,040 Speaker 1: world around you. You ain't got time to ease back in. 140 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,439 Speaker 1: You got it going, and jump back in it. It 141 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:19,160 Speaker 1: is what it is. To whom much is given, much 142 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:23,000 Speaker 1: is required. Always appreciate the blessings. Don't get so caught 143 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,600 Speaker 1: up into complaints that you lose sight of the blessings. Man, 144 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,960 Speaker 1: God got a lot for you in your life, man, 145 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,760 Speaker 1: but you gotta have them Two things, y'all. You gotta 146 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:34,880 Speaker 1: take that faith and you got to apply a crazy 147 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:39,040 Speaker 1: work ethic to it. And that creates the most opportunities 148 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,960 Speaker 1: for God to show your favor. And when God starts 149 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,920 Speaker 1: showing your favor, man, all of them seeds you plant, 150 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:48,280 Speaker 1: all of that, all of that wheat you've been sewing, 151 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,960 Speaker 1: all of that hard work you've been put in God 152 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,959 Speaker 1: to pay it off, and he'll pay it off in 153 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:57,320 Speaker 1: ways that you don't even see coming. Okay, cool, you're listening. 154 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:09,520 Speaker 1: I was born the changement. Oh you're supposed to finish that, man, 155 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,520 Speaker 1: Come on, at least give us a by the river. 156 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:22,360 Speaker 1: At least the old Jaya by the river. Who That's 157 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,880 Speaker 1: all I'm gonna do. That was good enough for me 158 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:28,400 Speaker 1: because I was born by Rivers Creek down our backyard 159 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:32,040 Speaker 1: is worth for us, Virginia about you don't let us shock? 160 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:40,599 Speaker 1: WHOA just lied the river? Run that morty Shirley, you 161 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:44,880 Speaker 1: just stopped. Can't keep up. That's how I want to 162 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:52,160 Speaker 1: start today. Just iradic behavior, Junior, many going on, Tommy, 163 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:57,040 Speaker 1: big dog, it dog. You're in a great mood today, man, 164 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:06,520 Speaker 1: I was just in another one. Yeah j J jes 165 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:26,760 Speaker 1: let me make you man. Just start tell the millennials, though, 166 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:29,199 Speaker 1: you gotta let the millennial millennials know what's going on. 167 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,800 Speaker 1: What's happened. See, I'm just busting out, I'm just busting 168 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:38,520 Speaker 1: out hits. Yeah, these are old schools, not busting old 169 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:43,800 Speaker 1: school hits, classics. That just opened up with just gut 170 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:51,040 Speaker 1: ranching sing it. What that wrong? All that all that 171 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:55,240 Speaker 1: boy used to open for me? Oh oh what that 172 00:12:55,400 --> 00:13:04,400 Speaker 1: Tina Marian James, Frank, Frank keep being a hallway Frank 173 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:09,440 Speaker 1: hall him? What that damned Frank? Love him and leave him. Yeah, 174 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:15,680 Speaker 1: he would be fire design in the hallway. He would 175 00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:17,520 Speaker 1: be walking in the hallway just hitting that note in 176 00:13:17,559 --> 00:13:27,120 Speaker 1: that time. That would him in the time. Then sooner 177 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:39,640 Speaker 1: he walked out on timele damn, come on, that's what 178 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:51,320 Speaker 1: they used to do us and abused then late oys, 179 00:13:51,600 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 1: old you it was past n Wow, you went bad. 180 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:12,600 Speaker 1: You went from Sam Cook to the OJ's Eddie avert girl. 181 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:20,880 Speaker 1: And then you've got your hooks and me yeah no 182 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:28,760 Speaker 1: one never be you bye no you bye, oh baby babe. 183 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:36,640 Speaker 1: All right, oh good, you've got your hooks and me, 184 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:47,320 Speaker 1: well we got right after this you're listening to all right, 185 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,520 Speaker 1: it is time for something funny, guys. And you know 186 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,920 Speaker 1: people are getting ready for work right now probably and 187 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:55,120 Speaker 1: uh maybe they're making their own lunch. You know people 188 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,520 Speaker 1: do that at home. Well, Steve, it turns out that 189 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:01,520 Speaker 1: eighteen percent of people have a admitted to eating someone 190 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:05,200 Speaker 1: else's lunch at the office. One worker's live tweeting of 191 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,840 Speaker 1: the mystery of a co worker stolen shrimp fried rice 192 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:13,280 Speaker 1: was retweeted over one hundred and seventy three thousand times. Okay, 193 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,800 Speaker 1: uh And while you may think it's funny, and it 194 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,520 Speaker 1: is kind of funny, I mean when you think about it, um, 195 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,320 Speaker 1: you know, getting away with eating someone else's meal, it 196 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:27,120 Speaker 1: actually could have some serious consequences on the job. People 197 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,920 Speaker 1: don't forget stuff like this, and you see these people 198 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,480 Speaker 1: every single day. This is according to a human resource expert. 199 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:37,640 Speaker 1: It becomes a trust issue. So Steve, I have to 200 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 1: ask you, I know you did it office lunches novel 201 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:50,200 Speaker 1: in my life, taking somebody's food, because I ain't that way. 202 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,520 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know you. Oh so you don't 203 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,320 Speaker 1: know what kind of home they have at? How clean? 204 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:59,800 Speaker 1: Right now? Two things I have done I've had mine taken. Yeah, 205 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:05,400 Speaker 1: I've called a person what happened? And I've had I've 206 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:09,840 Speaker 1: seen a person taking a person's lunch. Okay, what happened 207 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:13,760 Speaker 1: when someone took both these is now situations I used 208 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:19,080 Speaker 1: to my advantage. Yeah, and see not you don't want 209 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:22,200 Speaker 1: this out, So now I need a couple of favors 210 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:28,200 Speaker 1: the mom. No, dog, I mean, look, I saw you 211 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,640 Speaker 1: because I'm real observing. Y'all know that about me. I'm 212 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:35,320 Speaker 1: extremely observing. So I'm watching this dude steal this dude food. 213 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,240 Speaker 1: And the dude food he was stealing is he's deceased. 214 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,960 Speaker 1: His name is James Paradise and we worked at General 215 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,880 Speaker 1: Lecture and this dude was taking Jared Jane paradig leca 216 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,440 Speaker 1: Jaka cook his ass off, and he was just eating 217 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,800 Speaker 1: James lunch every night and then and I caught him. Now, 218 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:54,280 Speaker 1: if I tell this to James Parady, dog, I'm talking 219 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,400 Speaker 1: about you've been to get drug out in the parking lot, 220 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,400 Speaker 1: and when you come back in, you're gonna need to 221 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:02,960 Speaker 1: show the people that they do your eyes. You know, 222 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:07,560 Speaker 1: like sandwiches. You know James cook ribs, He take his ribs. 223 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,080 Speaker 1: You know he made pork shoulders sandwich. You should bring 224 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,160 Speaker 1: it in to work for everybody. He stole his pork 225 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:17,119 Speaker 1: shoulder sandwich and James getting upset. So I saw him 226 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:21,040 Speaker 1: take James stalk. It was his young white dude that 227 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,680 Speaker 1: was still in the food because he was single, and 228 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,720 Speaker 1: you know he wouldn't bring no lunch, had to time 229 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,920 Speaker 1: a stupid ass boy. So I told him, I say, man, 230 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,959 Speaker 1: you know, if Jane find out you want taking his lunch, man, 231 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:38,320 Speaker 1: you know what's gonna happen to you? My cheese? Wait 232 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:46,520 Speaker 1: what cheez? Yeah, that's what I need. See. Once I 233 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,120 Speaker 1: hit that fear in your voice, then I got your 234 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:52,600 Speaker 1: ass now, because all jeez, it's not a hood turn. 235 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:58,399 Speaker 1: He said. Ah. I said, look hold on, man, this 236 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:02,480 Speaker 1: ain't got gonna wear name right. This can't stay right here. 237 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:06,520 Speaker 1: But i'ma need a couple of favors. Man. Now I'm 238 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:10,399 Speaker 1: gonna leave early Wednesday. I need you to cover my 239 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:23,200 Speaker 1: Job's not a problem with me, Steve, it's mister Harvey. Harvey. No, 240 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,520 Speaker 1: Now you're gonna put some spec on my name. I 241 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:31,400 Speaker 1: was the original birds many were, So you're gonna put 242 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,640 Speaker 1: some speck on my name. And so I had him 243 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:39,840 Speaker 1: cover cover my job like three times for that. Then 244 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:43,800 Speaker 1: I saw a dude, take my luck. This is a 245 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,880 Speaker 1: black dude had it just got hired, and he would 246 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:50,840 Speaker 1: hadn't completed his ninety day probation. Now if I report this, 247 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:55,680 Speaker 1: you ain't gonna get the job. Oh man, I'm so sorry. 248 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,480 Speaker 1: I thought it was mine. Out of hell. Your name 249 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:08,480 Speaker 1: ain't Steve Gregory, it's Gregory. Your name Frederick FREDI st 250 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:12,240 Speaker 1: e v E. Get confused with Frederick, right, So I said, 251 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,920 Speaker 1: so Frederick, look here, man, I'm just need a couple 252 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:19,160 Speaker 1: of faus from men. Now I'm gonna come in late. 253 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,359 Speaker 1: I need you to punch my time clock when you 254 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,399 Speaker 1: get at the gate, punch my time clock from me. 255 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:29,959 Speaker 1: Hit me in. Oh that's that's that's that's not a problem. 256 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:34,320 Speaker 1: Now listen to me. They have a camera aimed at 257 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:37,000 Speaker 1: the time clock, so you gotta put your back to 258 00:19:37,119 --> 00:19:40,399 Speaker 1: the camera. So he did it the first time. How 259 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:45,359 Speaker 1: do you know all of this? Come on, no, no, no, 260 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:49,280 Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me time Hula. I was never a thug. 261 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:54,639 Speaker 1: Hula Hulam was crime with a purpose with respect to 262 00:19:55,400 --> 00:20:01,959 Speaker 1: thugs just out here doing stuff. Thus, crimes with a purpose, 263 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:07,440 Speaker 1: and it was always to better uplift one set yes 264 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:12,159 Speaker 1: at the expensive Yeah, And so that's what I had 265 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,159 Speaker 1: him do so I could leave early because of a 266 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,160 Speaker 1: little white dude, and I could come in late black 267 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:21,520 Speaker 1: causing Frederick. Wow, So I had been a nice little 268 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:26,159 Speaker 1: set up. Yeah. And then meanwhile at school he was 269 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 1: you know hall passes with the first huzzling. Yeah, y'all 270 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,640 Speaker 1: need passes to be late in this hallway? Who name 271 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,639 Speaker 1: you put on that there? See? My name was never 272 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,399 Speaker 1: on a hall pass. So I ain't no't need you 273 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,200 Speaker 1: talking about You got it from Steve because I ain't 274 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:44,960 Speaker 1: got no hall pass because I had told her back 275 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,680 Speaker 1: off my locker anyway, Yeah, and so I kept my stuff. 276 00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:52,040 Speaker 1: I told her back off my locker. I get that. 277 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,200 Speaker 1: I had people have the haller bent down and I 278 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,280 Speaker 1: put on my step behind. So if you owe my locking, 279 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:02,440 Speaker 1: I ain't never had enhing. Oh I okay, So Steve 280 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,159 Speaker 1: gave you a hap. How the hell I got hall passed? 281 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:13,600 Speaker 1: I'm in class, not learning to write. I'm here, mister 282 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:18,920 Speaker 1: days in high school two cut days all I ever did. Man. Oh, 283 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:23,320 Speaker 1: but wow, see your life has been incredible, been wonderful, 284 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:27,320 Speaker 1: it really really has really Thank you. And look at 285 00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:30,840 Speaker 1: you now? Look at you now? I mean steal hustle? 286 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:35,240 Speaker 1: Are you are you still a hoodler? No? I no, 287 00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:40,199 Speaker 1: I don't do crime. I had a little running had 288 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,640 Speaker 1: a little running in the kind of thing. Straighten me out. 289 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,439 Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's the nephew with run that prank 290 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:51,960 Speaker 1: back you're listening to show right now. The nephew is 291 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,639 Speaker 1: in the building for today's prank phone called what you 292 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:58,440 Speaker 1: got now your song? Hi, Pete in the pool for 293 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,800 Speaker 1: spring break. That's what you're no son, Pete in the pool, 294 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,359 Speaker 1: all these kids jumping in out of the pools, all 295 00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:16,760 Speaker 1: those spring breaking stopt in the pool, crazy running Hello. Hello, 296 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,880 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach it. Can you hear me? Yes, 297 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:23,320 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Anastasia. This is she? How you doing? Listen, 298 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,800 Speaker 1: I'm Glenning the lifeguard over here at the pool here 299 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,960 Speaker 1: in the apartment complex. Yes, sir, do you have a 300 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:35,880 Speaker 1: you have a son named Yes, sir? Everything, Uh, yeah, yeah, 301 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:39,200 Speaker 1: everything is fine. I mean a quick question, man, we 302 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:43,000 Speaker 1: got a situation here with what's going on. We're not 303 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,479 Speaker 1: we're not gonna be allowed to h to let him 304 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,960 Speaker 1: swim here at the pool and the complex anymore. What 305 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:53,440 Speaker 1: we got him from me? Your son? I mean, he 306 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,359 Speaker 1: swims in pretty much every every every other day, you know, 307 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,480 Speaker 1: I'm always here seeing him swim. But it seemed like 308 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,919 Speaker 1: is you know, We've been trying to figure out who 309 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:08,359 Speaker 1: it is. Your fun keep peeing in the pool, ma'am pool, ma'am. 310 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,080 Speaker 1: I don't want to get into it with you. Your son. 311 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,959 Speaker 1: We finally narrowed it down. Your son is the one 312 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,200 Speaker 1: that's pining in the pool every day, and you know 313 00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:19,240 Speaker 1: it's really a bad thing. Uh. We can't continue to 314 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,200 Speaker 1: keep letting them come over here. We gotta ban him 315 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,400 Speaker 1: from the pool. My son don't pool. We ain't nash 316 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,480 Speaker 1: it like this. Did you check that to be a 317 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,200 Speaker 1: He's gonna say it's my son and in the pool. Well, 318 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,520 Speaker 1: your son is the one to be making faces and stuff, 319 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,360 Speaker 1: and I know that's what he's doing here in their pin. 320 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:38,000 Speaker 1: Your son is the one that's pinned the pool making faces. 321 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:41,040 Speaker 1: He'd be making faces, so I know here in their 322 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 1: pen they got to do. You can be making faces, 323 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:48,520 Speaker 1: come too something that you're gonna say in the pools 324 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,440 Speaker 1: he making face. I'm not gonna go last like that. 325 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,720 Speaker 1: I teach my kids better than that. He ain't been pool, 326 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,000 Speaker 1: Hey lady, I'm not gonna All I'm saying is he 327 00:23:57,119 --> 00:24:00,159 Speaker 1: can't come over here and swim anymore. He's banned from 328 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,360 Speaker 1: the pool until we rectify this problem. Now you're not paying. 329 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,320 Speaker 1: When he gonna be in the pool and we don't 330 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,680 Speaker 1: pool were gonna be, then that's a maine of fact. 331 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:13,800 Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I'm kids to the pool. No, we're gonna rost, man, 332 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,560 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna city and go back and forth with 333 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,960 Speaker 1: you all. I'm trying to tell you it was this 334 00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:20,080 Speaker 1: right here. Your son has been paying in the pool. 335 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,720 Speaker 1: My boss wants me to bear him. If he's not 336 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,840 Speaker 1: the one, then we will allow him to come back later. 337 00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:28,200 Speaker 1: But right now, with singling people out and your son, 338 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,400 Speaker 1: you know, it just seems like he's the one that's 339 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,879 Speaker 1: doing it. What's your name? Was? My name is Glenn. 340 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,120 Speaker 1: I'm Glen the lifeguard. That's who i am. No, what's 341 00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:41,119 Speaker 1: your real name? Then I'm supposed to be calling me. 342 00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,040 Speaker 1: You ain't gotta be in this carl of my telling 343 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:47,040 Speaker 1: about myself, No, fool, how you everything to give? I'm 344 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,520 Speaker 1: not at liberty to give my lad's name. The bottom 345 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,760 Speaker 1: line is we can't hit him in the car hunt 346 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,239 Speaker 1: in the bottom. What but you don't let me call? 347 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,600 Speaker 1: Don't but you can't give me your all them? Nay, okay, listen, 348 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,560 Speaker 1: I'm not all. I'm supposed to do is call you 349 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,600 Speaker 1: and let you know that we're banned in your son 350 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,560 Speaker 1: from getting in the pool. Once you're talking about you 351 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,320 Speaker 1: can't ban my father dreading the life guard. Get a 352 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,680 Speaker 1: real job, a summer job. Did you got a job? 353 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,680 Speaker 1: And I calling my fall? You said you don't want 354 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,080 Speaker 1: you ain't abody and you can't stop nobody. Who's come 355 00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:22,040 Speaker 1: next pool? And we're gonna be damn though tomorrow again. 356 00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:27,000 Speaker 1: And if you did do your job and clean that man, 357 00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,080 Speaker 1: let me say this to you. If your son comes 358 00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:31,480 Speaker 1: to the pool tomorrow and get in the pool, I'm 359 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,280 Speaker 1: snatching your son out of the pool. I'm bless you. Run. 360 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,280 Speaker 1: I wish you would because you don't need a lifeguard, 361 00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:41,920 Speaker 1: you said, trying out the pool. I wish you would. 362 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,600 Speaker 1: What kind of problem open at ten o'clock, we're gonna 363 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,000 Speaker 1: be there nine Saturday. You got me up, come about. 364 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,440 Speaker 1: You're gonna snatch my son out of pool? You know? 365 00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:58,720 Speaker 1: Mind nobody pool? Yeah? Mine, lady. The problem is what 366 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,359 Speaker 1: ever heard has been single out all the other kids, 367 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,480 Speaker 1: appointing us and saying he's the one that's doing it. 368 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,520 Speaker 1: Your son is the one that's being your humble. He's 369 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:11,720 Speaker 1: clearing whatever whatever for right now, all I'm asking is 370 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,520 Speaker 1: is keep your son away from the pool for the 371 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,920 Speaker 1: next two weeks. If we fell, not that, that's not him. 372 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,440 Speaker 1: Will allow him to come back. Okay, ain't me. He 373 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,080 Speaker 1: ain't saying over the pool for two weeks. If he do, 374 00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,719 Speaker 1: he's gonna come back and do some motion pool. I'm 375 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,320 Speaker 1: saving the whole two weeks with it, and go back 376 00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,040 Speaker 1: to that talking about my son to pool. You can 377 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:35,440 Speaker 1: tell about his face. You said what you said, he life. 378 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:39,200 Speaker 1: You watch then the pool. You know myself? Fine, you 379 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,520 Speaker 1: must not know what you're talking to I will be 380 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,680 Speaker 1: there and that's a model. Me and I don't fight 381 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,200 Speaker 1: my kids and they don't the pool too. Don't do 382 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,880 Speaker 1: a little kids go without getting him in the pool. 383 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,359 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Don't you bring them kids 384 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,320 Speaker 1: over there and bring them in the pool. No, none 385 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,200 Speaker 1: of your children. I don't give it. And what you say, 386 00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:02,200 Speaker 1: you don't run life. God get rid John, Lady. Listen, lady, 387 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,880 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go continue to go back and forth. 388 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,320 Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to 389 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,720 Speaker 1: you what I'm done. Okay, one more thing that I'm done. 390 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,840 Speaker 1: You ain't got to say to me. I do have 391 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,560 Speaker 1: one thing I do need to say to you what 392 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,240 Speaker 1: you have to say to me. I need to say this. 393 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,600 Speaker 1: This is left you Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 394 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:32,280 Speaker 1: You just got Frank from your homeboard. You Hello, we kid, 395 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:38,560 Speaker 1: look man, look it up Timmy, doctor man. You WoT 396 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:43,120 Speaker 1: to get this k this. Y'all play too much? Yeall 397 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:47,760 Speaker 1: know y'all to play too black place for nothing. I'm 398 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,600 Speaker 1: walking towards now. I thought you was coming to the 399 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:55,480 Speaker 1: pool tomorrow. I was coming to the office today they stay. 400 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,119 Speaker 1: It was opening the piecot ill to tell me. I 401 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,320 Speaker 1: don't call my files by myself in the pool. I 402 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:04,600 Speaker 1: was for the common Now take care of them kids, baby. 403 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,280 Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I got to ask you. 404 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:10,800 Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land, the Steve. 405 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,960 Speaker 1: You gonna have to do something about the kids, and 406 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,080 Speaker 1: we have to do something about you. You know what 407 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,159 Speaker 1: I'm saying. We gotta do somethingbody. Now. We need that 408 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,680 Speaker 1: that thing they put in the underwater Leo they head 409 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,800 Speaker 1: it in that movie, or with the water turn blue 410 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,639 Speaker 1: and peeing the pool one time they need to use 411 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,840 Speaker 1: the bathroom for they get in the pool. Tommy, that 412 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,880 Speaker 1: that yeah, Yeah, yeah, I'd like to see that deep 413 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:50,000 Speaker 1: blue spot didn't look like the Atlantic Atlantic over there. Everyone, 414 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,440 Speaker 1: you get grown. You gotta get your butt out of 415 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,720 Speaker 1: the food. You gotta get up and get out. Yeah, 416 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,880 Speaker 1: y'all got y'all, y'all you got salt water, you got it, 417 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:04,280 Speaker 1: the chlorine saltwater. I love. I didn't do the saldn't 418 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,440 Speaker 1: And I make a love kids that come on my house, 419 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:13,840 Speaker 1: you need to use bathroom. Yeah, So, how's your CD 420 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:21,320 Speaker 1: coming along? I'm gonna get I'm I'm I'm trying to 421 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,400 Speaker 1: do twenty tracks. That's I got a lot of work 422 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,800 Speaker 1: to do. I think I told you that my girlfriend, 423 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:32,440 Speaker 1: her husband listens to your CD every single night. She 424 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:36,720 Speaker 1: cannot wait. Every single night. She tells me. Ever see 425 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,800 Speaker 1: her every two weeks. Every time I see her, she 426 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,320 Speaker 1: tells me the same thing. And she wants you to 427 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,920 Speaker 1: hurry up and put out the new CD. Really, she 428 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:50,160 Speaker 1: knows all your receive. That's loyal. That's he listens. He 429 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,560 Speaker 1: just on headphones and all that he has headphones. But 430 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,320 Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't ask her all that. She just 431 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,360 Speaker 1: said he listens. I didn't say, well, what is he listen? 432 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:01,200 Speaker 1: I didn't say that I just said, I'll tell Tommy 433 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:06,320 Speaker 1: to rush down. All right, We'll have more of the 434 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,680 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to 435 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:15,240 Speaker 1: the Steve Morning Show. A report by Zillo finds it 436 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,080 Speaker 1: nearly twenty two and a half percent twenty two point 437 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,640 Speaker 1: five percent of US millennials, that's age, it's twenty four 438 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,040 Speaker 1: to thirty six they are living with their mom, which 439 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:29,880 Speaker 1: is about twelve million young adults. And why haven't millennials 440 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,400 Speaker 1: moved out on their own? Well, according to the report, 441 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:37,200 Speaker 1: twelve percent of them are currently unemployed. Now he got 442 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,280 Speaker 1: a job. Does he live with you? Yes? He does? Well, 443 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,400 Speaker 1: what do you live with your mom? And you passed millennia? 444 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:50,000 Speaker 1: What range is that? Well, since he has the most kids, 445 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,520 Speaker 1: I think we should defer to Steve on this one. Steve, 446 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,520 Speaker 1: you have some rules for when you live with someone 447 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,080 Speaker 1: until you get on your feet. Now, this is not 448 00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:02,440 Speaker 1: for millennial any don't see anybody, Okay, So I don't 449 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,920 Speaker 1: want to make that I don't want millennials to feel 450 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,040 Speaker 1: that way. This is for anybody. You've had people stare 451 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,200 Speaker 1: at your how I had people come live with me, college, 452 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:15,800 Speaker 1: h college roommates, stuff like that, it's some stuff like that. 453 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,760 Speaker 1: These are Steve Harvey's rules for living with someone until 454 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,800 Speaker 1: you get on your feet. These are dudes and dotes. Okay, 455 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,840 Speaker 1: some things you need to keep in mind. Here's one 456 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:31,800 Speaker 1: right here. Your goal every day is to make it 457 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:41,040 Speaker 1: seem like you there, but you not that. Yeah, that's 458 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:44,360 Speaker 1: your goal. That's when you wake up, get it in 459 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:52,240 Speaker 1: your mind, out the bill, but look like because you 460 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,960 Speaker 1: get asked to me. Now you don't want that. Here's 461 00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:01,200 Speaker 1: another one. This is very important. Your car h should 462 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:08,440 Speaker 1: never block me in I can't want to go out 463 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,400 Speaker 1: and I go out there and your car in the 464 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:14,120 Speaker 1: day where you were in that sleep. Yeah, in fact, 465 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,680 Speaker 1: I got news for you. Your car shouldn't even be 466 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:22,400 Speaker 1: in front of the house up the street and walk 467 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:28,120 Speaker 1: down to where you live, rent free round the corner, 468 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,280 Speaker 1: park at the up the street, at the parking lot, 469 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:36,840 Speaker 1: at the grocery store. That man. Try to make it 470 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:43,400 Speaker 1: look like you've got no car. If you're watching TV 471 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:48,640 Speaker 1: in the other room. Yeah, your laugh should not be 472 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:59,680 Speaker 1: where I can hear lay down the just good bucketing. 473 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,080 Speaker 1: This should be learned how to laugh like this hit. 474 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,160 Speaker 1: Let me show you how you laugh from your other people. 475 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,280 Speaker 1: You can't be enjoying their TV and all. This is 476 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:20,920 Speaker 1: how you laugh? What is real funny? That's gonna be 477 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:25,760 Speaker 1: hard me out. That's it. I don't give a damn 478 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:32,240 Speaker 1: what you want. Here's another one. Don't let me walk 479 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,280 Speaker 1: in the house and have to tell you to get 480 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:40,719 Speaker 1: out of my chair. Ye, you should only sit. I'm 481 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,400 Speaker 1: gonna tell you the areas you are to sit there, 482 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:54,440 Speaker 1: kitchen your bad ruler and occasionally in the band. Don't 483 00:33:54,480 --> 00:34:00,680 Speaker 1: be taking read material in there? What you focus? Focus? Focus, 484 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,800 Speaker 1: stare at the toilet tissue role? How do your business? 485 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:12,200 Speaker 1: Get up, get out, get out? You count little preparation 486 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:17,680 Speaker 1: holes on the toilet like that? All right? See this 487 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,440 Speaker 1: time for today's headlines, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Anne Tripp, 488 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,960 Speaker 1: Thanks guys, and good morning everybody out there. This is answered, 489 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,000 Speaker 1: but the news a horror. In New Zealand, authorities say 490 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,440 Speaker 1: that there were separate attacks at two mosques in the 491 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,240 Speaker 1: christ Church area as scores of Muslims attended Friday prayers. 492 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,279 Speaker 1: Forty nine people have been killed, dozens of others have 493 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,440 Speaker 1: been hospitalized, twenty of those in serious condition, and what 494 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,719 Speaker 1: officials say was a well planned terrorist attack and four 495 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,920 Speaker 1: suspects three men and one woman have been arrested. They 496 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,000 Speaker 1: say that one of the attackers actually live stream the 497 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,839 Speaker 1: carnage on Facebook Live. They've since taken that mess down. 498 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,800 Speaker 1: The police presence has been stepped up at mosques around 499 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,600 Speaker 1: the world today, and one of the suspects describes himself 500 00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,960 Speaker 1: as a twenty year old white Australian and he left 501 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,120 Speaker 1: an anti immigrant manifesto that was in New Zealand, a 502 00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:08,560 Speaker 1: GOP dominate. A US Senate yesterday issued a bipartisan rebuke 503 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,360 Speaker 1: of President Trump's declaration of that national emergency just to 504 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,600 Speaker 1: get eight billion dollars for the border wall. About a 505 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:17,080 Speaker 1: dozen Republicans show their disapproval of the President's declaration, voting 506 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,160 Speaker 1: with the Democrats. Fifty nine Senators voted against the president 507 00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,520 Speaker 1: compared to forty one who voted with him. The measure 508 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,520 Speaker 1: already passed in the House, or it now goes to 509 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,400 Speaker 1: the President where he's expected to veto it, which he 510 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,880 Speaker 1: says is his right. The legal scholars will say it's 511 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:35,439 Speaker 1: totally constitutional, it's very important. It's really a border security vote. 512 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,120 Speaker 1: By the way, opponents is still challenging Trump's border wall 513 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,759 Speaker 1: in court as well. Meanwhile, an overwhelmingly bipartisan vote again, 514 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,480 Speaker 1: this one yesterday, and the House of Representatives approving a 515 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,040 Speaker 1: resolution calling for the results of the probe into the 516 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:51,200 Speaker 1: possible collusion between Trump's presidential campaign and the Russians. They 517 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,240 Speaker 1: want that those results made public. A federal law requires 518 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,359 Speaker 1: a special prosecutor, Robert Muller, to present the Attorney General 519 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,279 Speaker 1: will even Bar with a confidential report, and then it's 520 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,040 Speaker 1: up to the Age to decide how much of that 521 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,799 Speaker 1: report the American people will hear about well. Also, far 522 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,000 Speaker 1: Mulla's probe has resulted in criminal charges against more than 523 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,680 Speaker 1: thirty individuals and entities, including a number of aids and 524 00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,880 Speaker 1: associates of the president. Trump has continued to describe the 525 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,680 Speaker 1: investigation as a witch hunt. Former Texas congress and Beat 526 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,480 Speaker 1: O'Rourke became the latest Democrat to announce his intention to 527 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,239 Speaker 1: run for president yesterday, a Wark beginning his campaign with 528 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,160 Speaker 1: a three day tour of Iowa, talking about support for 529 00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:29,360 Speaker 1: many things, including universal healthcare, dimonds that we receive on 530 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,839 Speaker 1: the investment that we make in the healthcare of one 531 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,520 Speaker 1: another will more than pay for the cost of the 532 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:38,320 Speaker 1: investment upfront, and Empire's Jessie smallertt pled not guilty yesterday 533 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,480 Speaker 1: and lying to law enforcement about being a victim of 534 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:44,240 Speaker 1: a hate crime and of staging a phony attack. The actor, 535 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,880 Speaker 1: facing sixteen counts of disorderly conduct a smaller is currently 536 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,839 Speaker 1: free on bail and due back of the court again 537 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,239 Speaker 1: next month. By the way, outside the court, there were 538 00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,720 Speaker 1: a number of his fans, some wearing Empire T shirts, 539 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,400 Speaker 1: others with his justice name on the T shirt. Finally, 540 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:01,840 Speaker 1: today is We're all sleep day, And boy do I 541 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,320 Speaker 1: need a couple of weeks. I need to be in 542 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,800 Speaker 1: the eyelid theater right now, back to the Steve Harvey 543 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:10,759 Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, 544 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,120 Speaker 1: here we are. Jay is here to murder another hit, 545 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:20,400 Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, the hit murderer himself, Jay Anthony Brown. 546 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,520 Speaker 1: All right, here's my hit for every man who's been 547 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:27,319 Speaker 1: annoyed by a breakup. Check it out. Hit it. Wait 548 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:32,960 Speaker 1: a minute, the phone's ringing. That's a hello, Hello, Hello, 549 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,000 Speaker 1: it's me. I know who it is. I'm aware. I 550 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:42,480 Speaker 1: was wondering the old these years we like and then 551 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:46,759 Speaker 1: we already went over We already went over this everything. 552 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:52,600 Speaker 1: We went over everything. They say the time, But I 553 00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,640 Speaker 1: am um much. Okay, well, you know it's trying to 554 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,960 Speaker 1: move on. He Hello, I'm here, can you yeah? Second here, 555 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:05,080 Speaker 1: I'm talking on the phone. I'm Californe. Your dream about 556 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,799 Speaker 1: who are you? Okay? Well that's over. We moved younger, 557 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,920 Speaker 1: we moved on, and it's time to move on. Let 558 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,760 Speaker 1: it go. I mean you forgoten how it felt before 559 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:21,239 Speaker 1: the world fell. Okay, it's such a deal. You know, 560 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:25,160 Speaker 1: we move on. It's just I forgotten. Can you just 561 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:36,120 Speaker 1: let it go? I mean Jesus gad Okay, hello, Hello, 562 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:40,800 Speaker 1: you don't have to scream. I'm right here. Yeah, you 563 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:47,920 Speaker 1: called more than I should report your band. Yeah, I'm okay, 564 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:56,000 Speaker 1: it's good, I'm old with it. Yes, let it go. 565 00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:07,760 Speaker 1: That's what now? How I'm fine? I mean, what didn't 566 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:23,000 Speaker 1: let it go? Adele? Please? It really is answering. I love. 567 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:27,000 Speaker 1: You must have gotten that um that idea from your 568 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,480 Speaker 1: own answering service, because when you call Jay and he's 569 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:35,000 Speaker 1: not there, yeah, that's what you got. Coming up more 570 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,000 Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're 571 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,799 Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Jay is here 572 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,800 Speaker 1: with a segment called people who Scare Me? Jay? What 573 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:48,719 Speaker 1: that list Steve Tommy Junior. Yall can comment on. This 574 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,360 Speaker 1: list is a list I put together. People who just 575 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,880 Speaker 1: frighten me when you see them. They haven't done anything you, 576 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,480 Speaker 1: but you see him. They're scared. People who wear gloves 577 00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:04,719 Speaker 1: for no reason. Card the other day? Just how do 578 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,600 Speaker 1: you know it was for no reason? I mean, why 579 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,920 Speaker 1: do you have? I mean like inside the building and 580 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,520 Speaker 1: there's a hundred degrees outside. You got a lot of jack. 581 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:20,239 Speaker 1: Here's another one that's give me. Men who have tied backpacks. 582 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:27,879 Speaker 1: What's in that where you're going? Dog? I got one 583 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,200 Speaker 1: for you, jake. People that talk to theirselfs while they 584 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:43,080 Speaker 1: pumping gay make it just talking. I can do that. 585 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:46,960 Speaker 1: You got the wrong one, now you ever seen it? One? 586 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,160 Speaker 1: It look like they're talking to two people at one time, 587 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,279 Speaker 1: the back and for Yeah. Are you sure they're not 588 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:57,320 Speaker 1: on their phone? Nah? You don't have little hidden device 589 00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,719 Speaker 1: on them at all. You know who scared one? You 590 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,640 Speaker 1: got one time? Come you scaring me? People that be 591 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:06,279 Speaker 1: driving but got them big shades on it. Didn't they 592 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:12,520 Speaker 1: go down the side of the face too, und block block. 593 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,040 Speaker 1: I don't think they posed to be driving, I really don't. 594 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:22,240 Speaker 1: You got nervous people who take a lot of medication. 595 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:26,480 Speaker 1: Just stay to just stay popping pills every time. They 596 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:31,399 Speaker 1: always taken. What going on? I saw on your nightstand, man, 597 00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:37,400 Speaker 1: I got one. Got one. People who rocked back and 598 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:44,560 Speaker 1: forth while they're sitting down. Up, yeah they get up. 599 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:54,279 Speaker 1: People who come on. People who eat their food real slow, right, 600 00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:02,840 Speaker 1: one thing I show my food. I do not swallowing 601 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:09,800 Speaker 1: and hug I inhale much. People that don't see nothing 602 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:20,680 Speaker 1: wrong with Donald Trump? Scared, nothing very scary. You he's great. 603 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,880 Speaker 1: I got one people who dressed they pits up just 604 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:32,960 Speaker 1: like them. Oh you still you go to to get 605 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,640 Speaker 1: the suit and then the dog got a suit too. 606 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:40,440 Speaker 1: I don't that's scary right now, you're right, you're right. 607 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:49,160 Speaker 1: I got anybody you seeing hugging a box, just hugging 608 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:53,040 Speaker 1: it like it's got a string around it. And they 609 00:42:53,239 --> 00:43:02,440 Speaker 1: hugging it real closer to the ship. Yeah yeah up. 610 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,040 Speaker 1: People who don't who don't mind walking outside with no 611 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:10,000 Speaker 1: shoes on all the time. Hated dog. The bottom of 612 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,680 Speaker 1: their feet be so hard that don't make you there. 613 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,319 Speaker 1: I got one, stephen you closed up. I got one. 614 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,880 Speaker 1: Real people who walk, but when they walk, their arms 615 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:26,160 Speaker 1: don't swing back and forth. They're just coming at you 616 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:31,840 Speaker 1: like children in the corn are walking over towards me. 617 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:36,879 Speaker 1: MS ain't swinging at all. Once you got up, people 618 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:41,400 Speaker 1: should scare me. That's been sitting there watching their dog 619 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,960 Speaker 1: for an hour. Lay on that mat. The dog ain't sleep, 620 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:51,640 Speaker 1: He buses, then lick everything he got. Didn he get up, 621 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:54,440 Speaker 1: he gonna let him lick him in his mouth. Scary 622 00:43:55,640 --> 00:44:07,279 Speaker 1: happens every day. Be afraid, but we gotta we gotta 623 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,200 Speaker 1: go back to your steve. People who think nothing that 624 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:15,360 Speaker 1: Donald Trump does. Yeah, all right, coming up, it is 625 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:19,919 Speaker 1: the nephew with the frank phone call for today. We'll 626 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:25,600 Speaker 1: be back right after this. You're listening to show coming 627 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,560 Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four 628 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:31,480 Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Get ready for today's strawberry letter. 629 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:36,319 Speaker 1: Of course. Up next, Tommy, what you got? He loved 630 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:46,560 Speaker 1: his draws? Oh this, you're right, this is going to 631 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,279 Speaker 1: be stupid. I the only one ever left, mind, I 632 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,319 Speaker 1: don't know some people on this shoulder left, they draw. 633 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:56,120 Speaker 1: Excuse you. I ain't never left. Mine had him all 634 00:44:56,200 --> 00:45:03,800 Speaker 1: back getting out and I came home one league, one league, 635 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:09,000 Speaker 1: but did yeah? I had one league one time. Oh 636 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:18,600 Speaker 1: that's all. Got your jeans on them too, Adam in 637 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,880 Speaker 1: my pocket? That was hard to explain. Why are your 638 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:30,160 Speaker 1: draws in your pocket? I got I got one? Why 639 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,160 Speaker 1: your drawls around your ankle? Oh? We got to talk 640 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:41,680 Speaker 1: about this when we come down. Hello, yes, mister, yes, hey, 641 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,880 Speaker 1: this is the doorman mark your building. Okay, I have 642 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,800 Speaker 1: a mistress in here who is trying to get buzzed 643 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,879 Speaker 1: up to your unit? Are you Are you at home 644 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,800 Speaker 1: right now? Sir? No? No, no, sir, I'm not a 645 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:58,399 Speaker 1: who Yeah, he mister, um, let's just say I'm sorry, 646 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:03,200 Speaker 1: you say, mister? And he was? He buzzed up? Supposedly 647 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:06,000 Speaker 1: he left some articles in the room or in your 648 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:09,279 Speaker 1: unit a couple of days ago, and that was out 649 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,880 Speaker 1: of count a couple of days ago. What day are 650 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:16,480 Speaker 1: we talking about? Uh so? Actually he stad Wednesday, Thursday 651 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:21,040 Speaker 1: and Friday. He was there all three days. You guys 652 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,040 Speaker 1: let him into my apartment for three days. He was 653 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:27,080 Speaker 1: in my place, Missip. We an't let anybody in and 654 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,560 Speaker 1: let someone in the unit allows them to be buzzed up. 655 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,840 Speaker 1: That's the rules here of the building. So we definitely 656 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:36,080 Speaker 1: didn't do anything. So who let him in? Who buzzed him? Monday? Sir? 657 00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,160 Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but I'm assuming your wife 658 00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,719 Speaker 1: wants to bust him up. You mean my wife was 659 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,000 Speaker 1: not there three days ago. She was on a business trip. 660 00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,680 Speaker 1: She was not at the apartment three days ago. No, sir, 661 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,080 Speaker 1: your wife was here. I've actually seen your wife come 662 00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,319 Speaker 1: in and out. Okay, to dude is there right now? 663 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,360 Speaker 1: He's downstairs. He's here right now with me, Sir. What 664 00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,640 Speaker 1: did he leave him? Okay, one second, miss hang on? 665 00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:03,640 Speaker 1: What actually leave part? Fair pants and what else? He 666 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,160 Speaker 1: says he left a pair of pants, an underwear and 667 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:12,160 Speaker 1: a toothprush shirt. Sir, still kill hill. He's there right now. 668 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,800 Speaker 1: Let me talk to him. Put him on the phone. 669 00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,120 Speaker 1: Let me talk some guards, you know, and miss coming 670 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,440 Speaker 1: right now. We're listening to you, and I'll rate the 671 00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,040 Speaker 1: way you're saying. I don't want to put this car 672 00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,080 Speaker 1: on the phone. Mark. If you want to keep your 673 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,320 Speaker 1: job at the building, you gonna put him on the 674 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:31,719 Speaker 1: phone now, is sir? Sorry, missus, he's actually leaving out 675 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:37,280 Speaker 1: of the building now he's leave, he's walking out. Should 676 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:42,560 Speaker 1: put him on the phone. It's your problem. You got 677 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,960 Speaker 1: videos to veilings, right, you got video footage. If everybody 678 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,200 Speaker 1: that comes in and out of the building right, Um, yes, sir, 679 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,879 Speaker 1: but you know, if if nothing occurs, we I think 680 00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,279 Speaker 1: we should have footage that goes back at least two weeks, 681 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,399 Speaker 1: so we should be able to pull some things out 682 00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,719 Speaker 1: for you. Sir. Yeah, I'm gonna need you to get that. 683 00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,440 Speaker 1: And I need to hit over to me right now. 684 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,759 Speaker 1: I'm at my work email. I need it to day 685 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,000 Speaker 1: because this is some shall let some my partner and 686 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:09,840 Speaker 1: this is it's like, what kind of income poop are you? 687 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:13,120 Speaker 1: What kind of in before are you? Sir? Missus missus 688 00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,560 Speaker 1: day a second? All right, well, let please hear me out, sir, 689 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:20,480 Speaker 1: hear me out. I have We haven't just let someone in. 690 00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:24,000 Speaker 1: Someone in your unit buzz someone up. We didn't just 691 00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,880 Speaker 1: let anyone up. Now, I know you don't want to 692 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:31,279 Speaker 1: hear it, but I'm assuming your wife buzz this guy 693 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:35,600 Speaker 1: just turns up. We didn't do that. You shall put 694 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,000 Speaker 1: up and get me what I asked for and then 695 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,360 Speaker 1: we're done. Okay. Well, well, you know you're saying I 696 00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,560 Speaker 1: have a problem. Maybe you have a problem pleasing your 697 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:48,239 Speaker 1: wife and that's why she's buzzing other people up. You 698 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:53,319 Speaker 1: go talking to me like that, you're being You're respectful 699 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,759 Speaker 1: to me as well, sir. No, no, no, no. The 700 00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,640 Speaker 1: disrespectful is you coming and letting people come up to 701 00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,360 Speaker 1: my building that you know now. I haven't let anybody 702 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,640 Speaker 1: up here. I can't stop your wife from doing what 703 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,360 Speaker 1: she's doing. You're like, okay, in what you're thinking, it 704 00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,919 Speaker 1: might packing out on me. What you should be saying 705 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,520 Speaker 1: to your wife. Somebody has gotta dress up all the 706 00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,840 Speaker 1: time and always buzzing somebody up to the room on 707 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,400 Speaker 1: your guard. That's what you want of me. To the 708 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:21,279 Speaker 1: door man, missus? You you you know what. I'm the 709 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,759 Speaker 1: only round here busting my head kiss dawn. Man. I 710 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,000 Speaker 1: want you're working right now to pay for that. So 711 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,520 Speaker 1: they check job where you might be handling you man, 712 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,960 Speaker 1: but other dender you're not. You're not handling your business 713 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,319 Speaker 1: at home. That's why she keeps buzzing people up. Sir. 714 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,719 Speaker 1: You know what? What the business I'm a handle when 715 00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:43,880 Speaker 1: I get home today is showing my man your your 716 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,160 Speaker 1: wife has been Sir, You're gonna quit calling me the doorman. Okay? 717 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:51,400 Speaker 1: You want woman? What's your mother position? What you do 718 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:55,040 Speaker 1: for a living? I'm a doorman, door and thank you, missus. 719 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,279 Speaker 1: Door man. By fact I'm gonna stop calling you miss 720 00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,480 Speaker 1: the doorman, because that's giving you too much respect. Okay, 721 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,120 Speaker 1: if you know, if you if you stop calling me 722 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,000 Speaker 1: from going up to your room, you'll be fine. Who 723 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:10,799 Speaker 1: the Tommy Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 724 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:22,760 Speaker 1: Your wife got me the prank phone? Call you? You're crazy? 725 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:37,640 Speaker 1: Yea about to get man's cool? Man, You don't know 726 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,560 Speaker 1: that was going through my head and that she was 727 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:43,120 Speaker 1: about to get it, y'a. Always everybody was about the 728 00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:48,920 Speaker 1: get it. Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, what 729 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,919 Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show 730 00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:55,080 Speaker 1: in the land. Man, gotta be the Steve Harvey Morning 731 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:58,479 Speaker 1: Something Never I mean you know you know what I'm saying. 732 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:02,680 Speaker 1: Sometimes you're leading time you get caught up. You know, 733 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,920 Speaker 1: you don't think about until you pull out down. I 734 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:14,200 Speaker 1: left my drugs, but you can't go back get home 735 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,719 Speaker 1: though you cain't undressed in front of nobody. But you 736 00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,520 Speaker 1: ain't got no drums. Don't come home with new drug fit. 737 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:24,600 Speaker 1: When you start wearing new drugs, new change your behavior. 738 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:32,280 Speaker 1: We know that's the clue. We know you know about 739 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:36,759 Speaker 1: a round your ankles. I was just in the rush 740 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,799 Speaker 1: to get them on, trying to get back to the house. 741 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,239 Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, I just had it in one 742 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:46,879 Speaker 1: leg in the kitchen, trying to look innocent and look down, 743 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:51,080 Speaker 1: and it was sticking out under my pants. Oh you 744 00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:56,560 Speaker 1: should have seen me putting that leg. Okay, so I 745 00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,520 Speaker 1: get the visual. Your draws are down, but your pants 746 00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:06,480 Speaker 1: is up. Yeah. Yeah, like you got it together and 747 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:14,480 Speaker 1: she she was on tied up, Yeah, tied up, draws 748 00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:18,799 Speaker 1: just sticking out from around You feel that big lump 749 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:22,560 Speaker 1: of cloth going down your leg? What color? Team? What color? 750 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,719 Speaker 1: Were they real obvious? Yeah? You know I had these 751 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:36,239 Speaker 1: green and yellow ones the Yeah, they were very noticeable. 752 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:46,960 Speaker 1: Where they real obvious? Yeah? My socks? Hear the funny 753 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,759 Speaker 1: thing the leg that the draws were sticking out of. 754 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:54,800 Speaker 1: I didn't have a sock on that foot. How do 755 00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,160 Speaker 1: you real? Hated? How did you get out of it? 756 00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:00,359 Speaker 1: That's what I wanted. Now. I stuck my legs hand 757 00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:03,239 Speaker 1: the stove. I'm telling you, I'm just stuck it on 758 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:08,279 Speaker 1: the side of stove, just stood there because I couldn't walk. Yeah, 759 00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,200 Speaker 1: because usually there's no room behind. I'm just doing it 760 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:16,000 Speaker 1: in the kitchen talking. I was concerned coming up more 761 00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:19,040 Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're 762 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:23,040 Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, right now, 763 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,200 Speaker 1: it is time for the Strawberry Letter for today. And 764 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,239 Speaker 1: if you need advice and relationships on dating, work, sex, 765 00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,720 Speaker 1: parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve 766 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:36,880 Speaker 1: Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter write Steve Show. 767 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:44,800 Speaker 1: Is you know it? Buckle up, hold on tight, We 768 00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,920 Speaker 1: got it for you. Here it is the Strawberry Letter subject. 769 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:51,440 Speaker 1: I am so sick of my daughter. There's Stephen Shirley. 770 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,839 Speaker 1: I'm tired of motherhood. Sorry, but I am no longer 771 00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:58,200 Speaker 1: interested in being a mother. I'm a twenty I am 772 00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,560 Speaker 1: twenty eight years old, and I have a five year 773 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:05,040 Speaker 1: old daughter that is disrespectful, obnoxious, and a constant source 774 00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:08,400 Speaker 1: of embarrassment in public. She is out of control on 775 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,680 Speaker 1: a daily basis. Beating her behind does not help, and 776 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,960 Speaker 1: I don't know what else to do. I have tried 777 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:17,759 Speaker 1: many ways of disciplining her. Reverse psychology and time out 778 00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,799 Speaker 1: don't work on her. I can't seem to get through 779 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:24,120 Speaker 1: to her without yelling and arguing. Why am I arguing 780 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:27,120 Speaker 1: with a five year old? I recently got divorced, and 781 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,840 Speaker 1: my daughter and I live with my parents. My child 782 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,560 Speaker 1: never had a great relationship with her dad because he 783 00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:36,800 Speaker 1: can't control her either. My parents see that I have 784 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:39,200 Speaker 1: no control over her, and they try to stay out 785 00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:41,640 Speaker 1: of it as much as possible, but it's hard to 786 00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:44,960 Speaker 1: overlook her behavior. We have been to counseling and the 787 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:48,680 Speaker 1: doctor suggested that I put her on medication. I don't 788 00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,360 Speaker 1: want to take that route yet. She will start school 789 00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,520 Speaker 1: soon and I want her to get it together before then. 790 00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,239 Speaker 1: I don't want her labeled as a problem child or 791 00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:00,320 Speaker 1: be medicated daily. I do have faith in God, and 792 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,600 Speaker 1: I am hopeful that God will fix it for me. 793 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:06,640 Speaker 1: What should I do? Help me? There's a lot going 794 00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:11,680 Speaker 1: on in this letter with a five year old that's disrespectful, obnoxious, 795 00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:15,080 Speaker 1: in a constant source of embarrassment in public. You said 796 00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,400 Speaker 1: you just got divorced. That could be a lot of 797 00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:21,440 Speaker 1: why she's acting out, because you know she misses her 798 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:24,040 Speaker 1: home situation with her dad being there and all of that. 799 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,600 Speaker 1: But I do get what you're saying. A lot of parents, 800 00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:32,680 Speaker 1: every parent gets tired at some point. It is understandable. 801 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:37,040 Speaker 1: What I don't understand is why after you after your ex. 802 00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:41,080 Speaker 1: You said, your ex husband and even your parents couldn't 803 00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,200 Speaker 1: control her. So why don't you listen to the doctor. 804 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,719 Speaker 1: You took her to a therapist, you took her to counseling, 805 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:54,320 Speaker 1: and they suggested medication. He's a professional. I'm not discounting 806 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:56,239 Speaker 1: the fact you say in your letter that you do 807 00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:58,239 Speaker 1: have faith in God and you're hopeful that God will 808 00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:00,759 Speaker 1: fix it for me. Well, of course, there's nothing too 809 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:05,319 Speaker 1: hard for God. God can do anything. Nothing is impossible. Yes, absolutely, 810 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:08,880 Speaker 1: God can fix everything. But please please know that there 811 00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,879 Speaker 1: are people on this earth that are working in their 812 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:18,719 Speaker 1: God appointed gifts, their purpose. That means lawyers, that means pastors, teachers, journalists, 813 00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:23,400 Speaker 1: and yes, doctors, okay, doctors. So what should you do? 814 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:25,960 Speaker 1: You ask at the end of your letter. I think 815 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,920 Speaker 1: you should listen to your doctors in this instance. I mean, 816 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,200 Speaker 1: you don't know what's going on with your daughter. She 817 00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,640 Speaker 1: may have some sort of chemical and balance you don't know. 818 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,120 Speaker 1: But the doctor is a professional. If you don't like 819 00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:39,280 Speaker 1: what he said, get a second opinion, get a third opinion. 820 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,480 Speaker 1: You do want your daughter to go to school and 821 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:43,960 Speaker 1: have a productive life and have a great life, so 822 00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:47,560 Speaker 1: you know she's going to start school soon. Don't just 823 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:51,000 Speaker 1: leave this up to chance. Continue this quest to get 824 00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:54,520 Speaker 1: your get your daughter the help that she so rightfully 825 00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:58,920 Speaker 1: needs and deserves. Steve, I don't know. I don't know 826 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,759 Speaker 1: I can talk about this that like this. First of all, 827 00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,960 Speaker 1: let me say this, Shirley Strawberry. Yeah, I think that 828 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:09,719 Speaker 1: everything you said was absolutely one spot on. I could 829 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:14,239 Speaker 1: not have given a most dignified ends. Therefore, I'm not 830 00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:17,480 Speaker 1: gonna try. So I want to just say before I 831 00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:23,280 Speaker 1: start talking that everything Shirley Strawberry just said I concur 832 00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:27,880 Speaker 1: one thousand percent that are professional people that can help 833 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,920 Speaker 1: with this. You should go to therapy. You should get 834 00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:34,000 Speaker 1: all them doctors. God la la la la la la 835 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:39,240 Speaker 1: la finish. He is the key to this whole thing. 836 00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:45,240 Speaker 1: She is out of control on a daily basis. Beat 837 00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:49,240 Speaker 1: team hubby behind does not help, and I don't know 838 00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:53,000 Speaker 1: what else to do. Well, let me introduce you to something. 839 00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:58,400 Speaker 1: See that beaten hubby behind. I bet this five year 840 00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:01,800 Speaker 1: old has not had an ill. Vera Harvey asked, woman, 841 00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:08,280 Speaker 1: See I've had and it lost. Vera Harvey asked, Whipping 842 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:15,560 Speaker 1: that cured all my eels. Every time I produce one 843 00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:25,600 Speaker 1: hardheadedness talking back. I rolled it. Humh what all that 844 00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:29,880 Speaker 1: stuff got it? All that got cuted? I only said 845 00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:34,000 Speaker 1: hump one time. Guess what he lost, Very Harvey did 846 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,080 Speaker 1: gave me an I lost Very Harvey a whopper. I 847 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:45,000 Speaker 1: ain't saying hunting. My mama says, what I'm outside playing, Steve? 848 00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:51,160 Speaker 1: What I was playing basketball? I got caught him soon 849 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:53,680 Speaker 1: as I said it. I tried to swallow that basketball, 850 00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:57,240 Speaker 1: the basketball. I tried to push it in my mouth 851 00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:02,640 Speaker 1: that big I don't. I tried to swallow that damn basketball. 852 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:06,880 Speaker 1: Guess what happened to me? Ill lost Vera Harvey A 853 00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:16,440 Speaker 1: whipping Yeah, yeah, uh, I ain't say that. Another ass whooping. 854 00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:22,200 Speaker 1: Be home when the street light come on? Street light, 855 00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,440 Speaker 1: come on. I'm still down the street talking to a 856 00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:30,240 Speaker 1: Janette Hawkins. Another Ill lost Vera Harvey ass. I can't 857 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:35,280 Speaker 1: tell you how many times, how many times I've had 858 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:38,880 Speaker 1: to take one. So this fact that you have beat 859 00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:45,360 Speaker 1: your child and it ain't help. I disagree. I disagree. Now, 860 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:49,160 Speaker 1: all this counselor Shirley want to send you to and 861 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:54,160 Speaker 1: all this other stuff, all that's good, but don't write 862 00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:56,400 Speaker 1: me in talking about a five you old. You can't 863 00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:59,720 Speaker 1: control how you can't control the five years. Don't you 864 00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:04,440 Speaker 1: feel eat her? What she stayed? Who bought her clothes? 865 01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:11,720 Speaker 1: Who do her hair? M? What if I control all that? 866 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:20,240 Speaker 1: I control you? Timehouse don't work? How about you ain't 867 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:29,200 Speaker 1: eating today? Damn what food? Hard to fight when you're humble? Fine, 868 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:32,000 Speaker 1: I don't give a damn it. She is five. She 869 01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,840 Speaker 1: acts like she fought it. She disrespectful. She ain't got 870 01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:39,520 Speaker 1: no relationship with this woman's father. She disrespecting him, disrespecting her. 871 01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:41,560 Speaker 1: She don't know what to do. She fittning. Send this 872 01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:44,560 Speaker 1: fool up to school. Now, you gotta teach her fit 873 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:47,920 Speaker 1: to deal with this ignorant five year old. Ain't nobody 874 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:52,240 Speaker 1: fitting to do all this with this five year old? Five? 875 01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:57,080 Speaker 1: Take this thirty year old ass whip, and I'll bet 876 01:00:57,120 --> 01:01:01,760 Speaker 1: you will be five. Hum. Okay, Steve Real, let's stop 877 01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:04,240 Speaker 1: it right there and come back with part two. If 878 01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:08,400 Speaker 1: you're in to today's letter the subject I am so 879 01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:11,320 Speaker 1: sick of my daughter, we'll be back in twenty three 880 01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:17,240 Speaker 1: after the hour you're listening to. All right, Steve, here 881 01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,240 Speaker 1: we are part two of the Strawberry Letter for It. 882 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,320 Speaker 1: I really don't know how we got a part two. 883 01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:24,200 Speaker 1: You got a five year old that can't nobody control. 884 01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:27,120 Speaker 1: You got a five year old that the mama can't control. 885 01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,959 Speaker 1: The daddy of the baby can't controller. The parents see 886 01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,560 Speaker 1: that the baby out of control. They're trying to stay 887 01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:36,880 Speaker 1: out of it. But the girls behavior crazy. The doctors 888 01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:39,439 Speaker 1: want to put your baby on medication. You don't want 889 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:44,280 Speaker 1: to go there. Well, what can we do instead of medication? 890 01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:50,520 Speaker 1: I have told you the lst vera Harvey ash poop 891 01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:54,960 Speaker 1: and academy hass openings in it. I can share with 892 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:58,080 Speaker 1: you the things my mama has done to me that 893 01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:01,880 Speaker 1: turned me into the man that I am today. So 894 01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:05,440 Speaker 1: what we have is, Junior, is there's a re enactment. 895 01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:09,919 Speaker 1: Junior is the five year old. I wonder why, why 896 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:23,360 Speaker 1: why do you ask? Okay, so Shirley, Yeah, you're gonna 897 01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:28,400 Speaker 1: be the mama. I'm the grandfather. Oh because he lived 898 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:33,640 Speaker 1: in my house. So I'm the grandfather. Shirley, You the mama, Junior, 899 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:36,000 Speaker 1: you the baby. Shirley asked the baby to do so, 900 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,760 Speaker 1: all right, come on in here, sweetie, Breakfast is ready. 901 01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:40,760 Speaker 1: Come on in here so we can eat. I ain't humbry, 902 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,240 Speaker 1: Look you are hungry. Breakfast is the most important meal. 903 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,800 Speaker 1: Of the day. Mama, I'm not hum Hey, who are 904 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,600 Speaker 1: you raising your hand? That little girl holding wait wait 905 01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:53,920 Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait. The boy said he ain't humble. 906 01:02:54,080 --> 01:03:00,520 Speaker 1: It's the girl. I'm not junior for real. Yeah, the 907 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:11,680 Speaker 1: baby sounds just like like okay. Take two. All right, 908 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:16,320 Speaker 1: Keisha comes to Chapman. Keisha coming in here in the 909 01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:21,480 Speaker 1: eat breakfast. I ain't Keisha. Breakfast is the most important. 910 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:25,440 Speaker 1: Say I ain't hungry. Hold on, hold on, hold on, 911 01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:29,120 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, Yeah, let me talk 912 01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:34,600 Speaker 1: to him. Oh with the baby names, Keisha, h you 913 01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:39,160 Speaker 1: ain't hungry, I said I would. Okay, cool, I bet 914 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:42,080 Speaker 1: you be hungry to morrow. Why why I'm gonna be 915 01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:43,919 Speaker 1: hungry to morrow because you ain't gonna get a damn 916 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:49,640 Speaker 1: thing today. You don't run the food in here. What 917 01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:53,439 Speaker 1: did you just say to me? You old man, don't 918 01:03:53,560 --> 01:04:00,280 Speaker 1: run the food in here. We we cook for you, 919 01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:02,680 Speaker 1: We bring your food. You need to sit back. This 920 01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:04,920 Speaker 1: ain't even your house, Kisha. Know you stop that. You 921 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,240 Speaker 1: don't talk to your granddad. I talk to him, and 922 01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:15,280 Speaker 1: you like that? Oh my god? What what? What? Two? 923 01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:19,880 Speaker 1: It's a couple of things you don't know. First of all, 924 01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:23,400 Speaker 1: I make all the money in this house. And that's real. 925 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:26,560 Speaker 1: That's playing in this skit and in real life. You 926 01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:29,440 Speaker 1: understand that town. Now what I'm trying to tell you, 927 01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:33,640 Speaker 1: little Keisha, if you want to continue to grow any taller, 928 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,120 Speaker 1: you're gonna watch your mouth and get respectful of your 929 01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:39,439 Speaker 1: mama out and bought everything in this house. You ain't 930 01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:42,680 Speaker 1: getting another damn bite to eat till tomorrow. Well, I 931 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,560 Speaker 1: tell you what, it might not be that long because 932 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:48,240 Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be here. What Keisha, don't talk to 933 01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:51,240 Speaker 1: your papa like that and take your hands off your head. 934 01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:53,200 Speaker 1: I ain't gotta do nothing. You tell me. This is 935 01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:55,320 Speaker 1: what I want to do. Keisha, I am your mother. 936 01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:59,000 Speaker 1: Talk to me. That's under speculation. We ain't show about that. 937 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:06,600 Speaker 1: I carried you for nine months. You are mine. I 938 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:11,040 Speaker 1: ain't seen it. What, Daddy, You're gonna just stand there 939 01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:13,120 Speaker 1: and let her talk to me like this? No, I'm 940 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:17,400 Speaker 1: not let me madge something shitty? Yes, Daddy, No, I'm 941 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:22,000 Speaker 1: just asking, Yes, Daddy, I need your present permission. What 942 01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:27,280 Speaker 1: is it? Daddy just asked me and I stop. You're 943 01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:30,120 Speaker 1: gonna end up going to jail. Well, I'll tell you 944 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:33,200 Speaker 1: what that may be very well. The case, I may 945 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,000 Speaker 1: go to jail, but I bet your ass gonna be 946 01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:40,280 Speaker 1: real respectful for our go dad. You know we've tried 947 01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:44,560 Speaker 1: whipping her behind nothing worse, no, no, no, see, I 948 01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:50,160 Speaker 1: was listening to the radio show. Yes, Steve said, daddy, Dad, 949 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:52,840 Speaker 1: we need to take him, this little evil health for 950 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:56,560 Speaker 1: Keisha to their lost, very hardy ass whipping the cattle. 951 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,640 Speaker 1: I've never heard of that. What is that? Oh? Oh, 952 01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:02,160 Speaker 1: I'm know you ain't see that's why you're talking back 953 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,760 Speaker 1: to everybody. Because your mama been putting you in time 954 01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,880 Speaker 1: out and spank you. But you ain't never had what 955 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,520 Speaker 1: you really needed because because daddy, I didn't want to 956 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:13,200 Speaker 1: raise her like you know we were raised. I just 957 01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:16,240 Speaker 1: wanted to try something new. Well you see what you 958 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:18,160 Speaker 1: got you don't you? Yes? I didn't want to beat 959 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:23,760 Speaker 1: her and I got you you doing once? Kisha? You 960 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:33,200 Speaker 1: stop that right had five ain't got nothing to TWERKU. 961 01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:40,120 Speaker 1: I can't do what I wanted. Why behind you? Because 962 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:45,600 Speaker 1: I don't believe in beating her. Miss Carr Sherley, You're 963 01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:48,919 Speaker 1: gonna have to take matt Okay, don't beat the baby. 964 01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:51,960 Speaker 1: Let let me Keisha. Hi, Kisha, you know what I'm 965 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:55,560 Speaker 1: gonna do no serious of things. This is what you 966 01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:59,240 Speaker 1: ain't heard rule number one. If the vir Harvey ask 967 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:03,800 Speaker 1: hoping a cat me, do you want to get slapped into? 968 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:09,600 Speaker 1: Next week? We booked me for thirsty. That's the same, 969 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,280 Speaker 1: ain't Tommy said? And I'm glad you bought it up 970 01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:17,160 Speaker 1: because your aunt's gonna wake up to fry. You stopped 971 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,000 Speaker 1: that twerking. You stopped that? Where'd you learn that? Or 972 01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:26,240 Speaker 1: from you? I've learned from watching you. Okay, here we go, Shirley, Yes, daddy, 973 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:30,440 Speaker 1: let me talk to a Keisha huh No. Item number 974 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:35,080 Speaker 1: two at the las Via Harvey a whooping Academy? You 975 01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:37,360 Speaker 1: ready for this? What is you're about to get a 976 01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:41,880 Speaker 1: not snatched in you? M Oh, I ain't never heard 977 01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:45,200 Speaker 1: of I know you ain't see all this is stuff? 978 01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:48,640 Speaker 1: Are not? It's when I jerk you so hard, you 979 01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:53,120 Speaker 1: standing there looking like a presser. I like my mama, 980 01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,000 Speaker 1: just pen me this now. I know you like your 981 01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:58,720 Speaker 1: mama did. But were you going to the Harvey Whooping Academy? 982 01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:02,000 Speaker 1: Now we snatch and knock, send people right here and 983 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:04,520 Speaker 1: we send the kids off in the next week. Did 984 01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:08,200 Speaker 1: they tork at the l Verry Harvest? If you want to, 985 01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:13,800 Speaker 1: you're gonna get your ass bone broke. We gotta get 986 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:17,240 Speaker 1: out of here. Listen, Email us or instagram us your 987 01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:19,840 Speaker 1: thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM or 988 01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:22,599 Speaker 1: at My Girls Shirley. Coming up more of the Steve 989 01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:26,920 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey 990 01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:29,960 Speaker 1: Morning Show. Jay is here with another one of his 991 01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:33,360 Speaker 1: crazy segments. This one's called mean things you can say 992 01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:37,120 Speaker 1: to kids? Know what, Jake, ain't nobody fitting to do that. 993 01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:40,120 Speaker 1: I didn't do it. You ain't never done it. No, 994 01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,600 Speaker 1: I can't do that. I'm fitna go. I'm hosting a 995 01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:48,640 Speaker 1: little big shots got no shut up. Yeah, there's that 996 01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:53,160 Speaker 1: because I didn't care for you don't want none of this? 997 01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:55,200 Speaker 1: I mean you want to. No, I'm not gonna y'all 998 01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:58,080 Speaker 1: do it. Don't have it. Old Jake ain't got nothing 999 01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:00,160 Speaker 1: to do with this. Tommy, you let me on this. 1000 01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:04,280 Speaker 1: I'm wich these are mean things. So he's not hurtful things. 1001 01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:09,000 Speaker 1: I would never heard a job. I don't think by 1002 01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:12,880 Speaker 1: saying me. It's just just I'm not gonna just cause 1003 01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:20,040 Speaker 1: physical harm to the little purse. Just tough love. But 1004 01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:22,360 Speaker 1: if you do some of these things. It's just just 1005 01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:26,439 Speaker 1: to see that look on their faith, especially if they're 1006 01:09:26,479 --> 01:09:30,400 Speaker 1: really small, act like they're invisible. When you can't see him, 1007 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:41,040 Speaker 1: you go, I go hear me. Look, hey, hey, billy, 1008 01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:48,040 Speaker 1: hear me. Billy, where are you? Hear me? Reilly? Where 1009 01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:53,000 Speaker 1: you go hear me? I was like, damn it, you 1010 01:09:53,360 --> 01:10:00,240 Speaker 1: see me? Oh? I got it so much fun, Jake, 1011 01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:04,920 Speaker 1: take him to take him to the park. Put him 1012 01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:10,320 Speaker 1: on that merry go round spin. It is fashion. I'm 1013 01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:12,960 Speaker 1: talking about. What is it? Just kicking and stroke a 1014 01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:30,280 Speaker 1: high speed when days go stop, stop, everybody getting the car. 1015 01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:43,040 Speaker 1: We're going to McDonald We're going to have me hit 1016 01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:55,000 Speaker 1: and keep driving passing. They can sit. Oh, we can't 1017 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:58,240 Speaker 1: go to that one. We're going to one down the street. 1018 01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:12,640 Speaker 1: One right now, A little fun down the street. This 1019 01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:17,040 Speaker 1: this Thanksgiving when Thanksgiving come? Man, you one that's by 1020 01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:20,439 Speaker 1: five years old and whispering is ear That ain't your 1021 01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:28,799 Speaker 1: dad never told right before he said that little table 1022 01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:33,720 Speaker 1: that's so fun because he don't want to eat. I'll 1023 01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:39,840 Speaker 1: tell you what I've done. This pillar kid go hide 1024 01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:42,200 Speaker 1: in the cloth. I when they're getting that lean on 1025 01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:57,880 Speaker 1: the it's not bodily harmed. You would never got it 1026 01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:02,840 Speaker 1: going right here, right before going to sleep. This is 1027 01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:05,519 Speaker 1: what I heard. Now, I'm just telling you to so 1028 01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:08,760 Speaker 1: you can sleep comfortable. I just want you to be 1029 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,519 Speaker 1: comfortable on the night. But I'm giving you this information. 1030 01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:17,240 Speaker 1: You gotta say it like this the bookman Net, he's coming, 1031 01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:24,080 Speaker 1: took this all night. Leap tight. Don't let him get you. 1032 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:31,000 Speaker 1: I got a good go ahead. You go home with 1033 01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:35,160 Speaker 1: a dog, lee straight and lovely. She said, I bought 1034 01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:45,439 Speaker 1: you a body. But he got away at right away. 1035 01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:48,800 Speaker 1: I don't know how I had him. Just as we 1036 01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:52,600 Speaker 1: pulled up, he jumped that time ran away. I know 1037 01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:57,320 Speaker 1: this is not right. Okay, here go one. Put him 1038 01:12:57,360 --> 01:13:02,719 Speaker 1: on that swing set and swing them as high scary 1039 01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:14,240 Speaker 1: you know, man, when you drew the line a little 1040 01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:21,040 Speaker 1: while ago. Now, I got a little one to take 1041 01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:25,160 Speaker 1: them to the ice cream. Let them get what is 1042 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:30,519 Speaker 1: ice get? Three scoops is always good? Yeah, I want 1043 01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:38,519 Speaker 1: jiggling Manila and I won't growberry and just a day 1044 01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:43,519 Speaker 1: walking bump them so and fall on the ground. They 1045 01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:47,240 Speaker 1: see the little faith and you a lone of money. 1046 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:53,080 Speaker 1: We can't go back. We can't go back, man, That 1047 01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:57,680 Speaker 1: is if I'll tell you what Jake, if you got 1048 01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,640 Speaker 1: a six or seven. I don't even know why I 1049 01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:05,439 Speaker 1: got it, but I'm in the You gotta when they 1050 01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:11,040 Speaker 1: have breathle make some pack, get some pa, but put 1051 01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:16,200 Speaker 1: hot salt up under the serve. You won't believe the looking. 1052 01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:18,760 Speaker 1: They not a lot because you don't want to hurt. Yeah, 1053 01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:24,040 Speaker 1: but when they feel like when out that serruve is 1054 01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:34,519 Speaker 1: not sweet? Okay, here here on d simber de simbo. First, 1055 01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:39,160 Speaker 1: uh huh. Sit them down and say, listen, Santa ain't 1056 01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:43,920 Speaker 1: coming this year because we ain't paid the Russia US. 1057 01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:48,439 Speaker 1: I got one to go out with it one. Tell 1058 01:14:48,479 --> 01:14:52,559 Speaker 1: them the TV completely off and tell them hardtoons ain't 1059 01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,120 Speaker 1: coming home today. They don't have them no more. We 1060 01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:58,040 Speaker 1: can't get can't get car TV, don't even get cartoons 1061 01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:01,519 Speaker 1: nor more. I'm sorry. I wish you could. Wish we 1062 01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:04,960 Speaker 1: could get something happened, but we can't get can't get 1063 01:15:05,080 --> 01:15:16,040 Speaker 1: number football. Really, Steve, I'm not doing. We'll be watching 1064 01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:21,040 Speaker 1: little big Shots now, we will, all right, more of 1065 01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:24,960 Speaker 1: this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after 1066 01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:31,960 Speaker 1: this you're listening Steve Show. All right, guys, it is 1067 01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:35,640 Speaker 1: time for something funny. I know you got it. I 1068 01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:40,240 Speaker 1: know I'm ready. Man, I was listening to l some 1069 01:15:40,439 --> 01:15:48,560 Speaker 1: old LTD Steve Man boy, who you know you fo me? 1070 01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:55,559 Speaker 1: I forgot how bad they were man, bad dog dog. 1071 01:15:58,080 --> 01:16:10,880 Speaker 1: Oh your feeling fair, your touch, your touch has grown 1072 01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:18,759 Speaker 1: cold seeing someone else controls your very soul. I'm fooled, 1073 01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:23,880 Speaker 1: down hearted. As long as I can, I can feel 1074 01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:33,120 Speaker 1: the present or another man taking my feet. You would 1075 01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:39,960 Speaker 1: stay just to watch me do drift away from lives 1076 01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:44,760 Speaker 1: with the can't stop the hurting, leaving on the run, 1077 01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:51,280 Speaker 1: taking awful grahamy like you, the only one I know why. 1078 01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:59,280 Speaker 1: I can turn anything, be prepared any time to carry 1079 01:16:59,439 --> 01:17:06,160 Speaker 1: all so minute by minute by minute by I keep 1080 01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:31,800 Speaker 1: holding on man who else? Somebody? Oh James Shure anyway, anyway, 1081 01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:40,519 Speaker 1: just say it man, sag blas show baby begins, So 1082 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:56,519 Speaker 1: let us side meeting. Pass it by Gavi to make 1083 01:17:56,920 --> 01:18:04,200 Speaker 1: you cry. See the man with the bru huh You 1084 01:18:04,439 --> 01:18:10,800 Speaker 1: see that he is sad, Oh so sad, so bad, 1085 01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:17,840 Speaker 1: so bad, so bad. Come on, Shirley, oh intruders. I 1086 01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:24,040 Speaker 1: always Mamma, She's my favorite girl. Only get one, you 1087 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:29,360 Speaker 1: only get one. Yeah, I always love my Mama. She 1088 01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:36,000 Speaker 1: brought me in this world they talk about my mama. 1089 01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:44,800 Speaker 1: Come on, come on, I want to know your name? Yeah? 1090 01:18:47,920 --> 01:19:04,200 Speaker 1: Who stay one old over bab man, I really want 1091 01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:14,400 Speaker 1: to be with you about waiting got verse two? Come 1092 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:31,000 Speaker 1: remember me, Benbauch. I know if you don't you another? Nope, 1093 01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:36,200 Speaker 1: if another, that's the way you go. Don love thing 1094 01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:40,320 Speaker 1: a down name now with down name now taking the 1095 01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:46,120 Speaker 1: right Carol Melbourne and the Blue Nose. Come on see, 1096 01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:59,120 Speaker 1: Oh lord, you don't know me by now you know me. 1097 01:20:04,479 --> 01:20:08,120 Speaker 1: I'm in here all the things. Yeah, it is that 1098 01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:15,120 Speaker 1: we've been really thrue baby, I've gotten mine and woman, 1099 01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:20,920 Speaker 1: you know you got your shoe? Boy? What about this 1100 01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:32,280 Speaker 1: right here? Oh the greatest? Yes, miss miss you, miss you, 1101 01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:41,280 Speaker 1: miss you, miss you, miss you baby. That's Harold Melvin. Girl, 1102 01:20:41,439 --> 01:20:47,880 Speaker 1: I shoot the body that I just can't live without you. 1103 01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:53,959 Speaker 1: And that's why I'm confessing my love to you. Baby. 1104 01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:59,880 Speaker 1: Who else? Who else? You didn't do the dramatics? Oh yeah, 1105 01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:05,040 Speaker 1: right now you gave you roll it all nobody knows. 1106 01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:14,439 Speaker 1: And he wasn't true. He tried and listen to this 1107 01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:22,000 Speaker 1: sweeter than you never sweet up my shot set him 1108 01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:30,080 Speaker 1: on the wacos chain. Always know what the girl could 1109 01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:41,000 Speaker 1: never So now he's trying hard to get you back. 1110 01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:47,120 Speaker 1: But you know the fool's hearts maid of cellphone, you 1111 01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:51,519 Speaker 1: can see through that when he had your loves and 1112 01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:55,960 Speaker 1: the palms of his hand, he just wasn't sent this mad. 1113 01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,760 Speaker 1: I show him jobbed and con I'm that he hand 1114 01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:05,200 Speaker 1: that have another go right that by yourself. Oh, let's 1115 01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:09,560 Speaker 1: give a toe, give to give her toes to the 1116 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:17,160 Speaker 1: food who lets you go? Who lets you go? You 1117 01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:23,560 Speaker 1: can't hurt you no more no no no to the 1118 01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:32,080 Speaker 1: fo to the food who lets you go? Who lets 1119 01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:35,840 Speaker 1: you go? Now we're together. He can't at your no. 1120 01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:45,120 Speaker 1: Let's have another one. Ye. Make you drive that music, 1121 01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:55,599 Speaker 1: make you drive across country when you got good music, 1122 01:22:57,840 --> 01:22:59,400 Speaker 1: let me tell you it'll make you drive a cross 1123 01:22:59,479 --> 01:23:06,800 Speaker 1: cut your or reason. Yes, listen, that's what we gotta 1124 01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:11,160 Speaker 1: keep that in the show that's coming up. More of 1125 01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:14,400 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening 1126 01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:17,720 Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time 1127 01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:22,280 Speaker 1: for comedy Roulette. Jay, comedy roulette. It's very simple. Give 1128 01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:25,759 Speaker 1: us five subject. Put him on the wheel, been the wheel, 1129 01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:29,280 Speaker 1: whiched up, would do the damn thing. It's number one. 1130 01:23:29,439 --> 01:23:33,960 Speaker 1: Your mama's show. Got a lot of uncles. Yeah, number two, 1131 01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:39,679 Speaker 1: you know why you didn't graduate. Number three, Just because 1132 01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:43,040 Speaker 1: I like to take a break, don't mean I'm an alcoholic. Okay, 1133 01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:49,920 Speaker 1: Number four, you didn't quit. They fired you behind. Okay, 1134 01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:54,160 Speaker 1: I didn't quit. They fired your behind. Number five, You 1135 01:23:54,240 --> 01:24:03,479 Speaker 1: ain't the only one going through something. Yeah him, good, mama, Mama, 1136 01:24:06,479 --> 01:24:11,439 Speaker 1: she's strong, all right. Okay, it landed on You didn't 1137 01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:15,960 Speaker 1: quit their damn well, you didn't quit that good a job. 1138 01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:21,200 Speaker 1: Don't nobody quit a job at the post off? They 1139 01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:26,000 Speaker 1: fired you. I saw police escort drive your ass. Don't 1140 01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:30,240 Speaker 1: nobody quit what the police escort? You's fired from that job? 1141 01:24:30,439 --> 01:24:32,400 Speaker 1: When you got junior, I'll tell you what you know 1142 01:24:32,520 --> 01:24:37,120 Speaker 1: they got fired. When you hear a righteous speech, when 1143 01:24:37,120 --> 01:24:39,040 Speaker 1: you hear a righteous being, let's talk about. You know 1144 01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:41,519 Speaker 1: what what I refused to do, my brother is I 1145 01:24:41,680 --> 01:24:44,679 Speaker 1: refused to work for the white man. I'm not gonna 1146 01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:47,720 Speaker 1: be in there now. You didn't quit, they fired You. 1147 01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:53,519 Speaker 1: Tell me when you show up at the job with 1148 01:24:53,680 --> 01:24:55,880 Speaker 1: your key card and it don't work, don't you just 1149 01:24:56,040 --> 01:25:00,719 Speaker 1: keep swiping it and swiping You didn't Yeah, you got five? 1150 01:25:00,880 --> 01:25:07,800 Speaker 1: Ye you're sitting down the Starbucks with your laptop open 1151 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:13,320 Speaker 1: all damn day, you on your fourth grand day. There's 1152 01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:15,439 Speaker 1: so many people that came in there, people that went 1153 01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:18,920 Speaker 1: to work and got off working. The student you're talking 1154 01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:22,160 Speaker 1: about out and quit because you know, I'm trying to 1155 01:25:22,320 --> 01:25:28,080 Speaker 1: find myself at the Starbucks. Don't let me do something 1156 01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:30,200 Speaker 1: when you use the phrase see I don't go over 1157 01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:34,120 Speaker 1: them money because they tripping over there, you know, the 1158 01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:38,679 Speaker 1: with it tripping. They tripping over them, and they tripped 1159 01:25:38,720 --> 01:25:41,559 Speaker 1: on me, and then I'm tripped on the wrong person. 1160 01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:47,960 Speaker 1: The fi. I tell you what. When you walking the 1161 01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:50,960 Speaker 1: barber shop on a Wednesday and see Curtis in there 1162 01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:54,080 Speaker 1: was a flip flops. You got flip flops on it 1163 01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:57,920 Speaker 1: on a Wednesday? Dog do why you ain't that work? Curtains? 1164 01:25:58,280 --> 01:26:01,120 Speaker 1: Why you hire? You gonna come in here? Till said, 1165 01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:03,599 Speaker 1: oh doscie, man, I was they tripping over that dome? 1166 01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:13,599 Speaker 1: I called it? They fired. When you get to working, 1167 01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:16,439 Speaker 1: everybody whispering and looking at you from over they kill 1168 01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:19,280 Speaker 1: me and just keep whispering, and somebody just come by 1169 01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:23,000 Speaker 1: and say, man, it's gonna be all right. You didn't 1170 01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:32,719 Speaker 1: you didn't get fired. You down after? Why playing ball? 1171 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:37,600 Speaker 1: At all the lunch time. Yeah, she ain't man, you 1172 01:26:37,680 --> 01:26:45,120 Speaker 1: ain't working now? Man? They racist, they down racist dog 1173 01:26:45,360 --> 01:26:49,840 Speaker 1: Racism has existed since we got here. It ain't just 1174 01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:57,600 Speaker 1: start on your job. Somebody don't like black people to 1175 01:26:57,720 --> 01:26:59,960 Speaker 1: get out of here? All right? More of this crazy 1176 01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:03,400 Speaker 1: is the ignorant show Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, 1177 01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:08,360 Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. A report by 1178 01:27:08,479 --> 01:27:11,000 Speaker 1: Zillo finds it nearly twenty two and a half percent 1179 01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:14,960 Speaker 1: twenty two point five percent of you as millennials. That's age, 1180 01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:17,640 Speaker 1: it's twenty four to thirty six. They are living with 1181 01:27:17,840 --> 01:27:22,439 Speaker 1: their mom, which is about twelve million young adults. And 1182 01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:25,719 Speaker 1: why haven't millennials moved out on their own? Well, according 1183 01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:29,600 Speaker 1: to the report, twelve percent of them are currently unemployed. 1184 01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:33,000 Speaker 1: Now he got a job. Does he live with you? Yes? 1185 01:27:33,080 --> 01:27:35,240 Speaker 1: He does? Well, what do you live with your mom? 1186 01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:42,960 Speaker 1: And you pass Millennis? What range is that? Well, since 1187 01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:45,200 Speaker 1: he has the most kids, I think we should defer 1188 01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:47,360 Speaker 1: to Steve on this one. Steve, you have some rules 1189 01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:49,320 Speaker 1: for when you live with someone until you get on 1190 01:27:49,400 --> 01:27:55,720 Speaker 1: your feet. Now, this is not for millennials any anybody. Okay, 1191 01:27:55,920 --> 01:27:57,920 Speaker 1: So I don't want to make that I don't want 1192 01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:00,720 Speaker 1: millennials or field that way. This is forbody. You've had 1193 01:28:00,800 --> 01:28:03,840 Speaker 1: people stay at your how I had people come live 1194 01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:09,680 Speaker 1: with mellege college roommates and stuff like that. It's some stuff. Now, 1195 01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:14,759 Speaker 1: these are Steve Harvey's rules for living with someone until 1196 01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:17,320 Speaker 1: you get on your feet. These are dudes and don'ts. 1197 01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:20,840 Speaker 1: Some things you need to keep in mind. Here's one 1198 01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:25,760 Speaker 1: right here. Your goal every day is to make it 1199 01:28:25,960 --> 01:28:35,040 Speaker 1: seem like you there, but you not that. Yeah, that's 1200 01:28:35,120 --> 01:28:38,360 Speaker 1: your goal. That's when you wake up get it in 1201 01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:46,200 Speaker 1: your mind him, but look like I ain't because you 1202 01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:50,599 Speaker 1: get asked to me you don't want that. Here's another one. 1203 01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:56,400 Speaker 1: This is very important. Your car should never block me 1204 01:28:56,600 --> 01:29:02,439 Speaker 1: in what I know, I can't want to go out 1205 01:29:02,439 --> 01:29:04,360 Speaker 1: and I go out there and your car in the 1206 01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:08,280 Speaker 1: day where you in that sleep. Yeah, in fact, I 1207 01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:10,800 Speaker 1: got news for you. Your car shouldn't even be in 1208 01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:16,920 Speaker 1: front of the house up the street and walk down 1209 01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:23,439 Speaker 1: to where you live, rent free round the corner, park 1210 01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:26,479 Speaker 1: at the up the street, at the parking lot, at 1211 01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:31,040 Speaker 1: the grocery store. That man. Try to make it look 1212 01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:36,839 Speaker 1: like you ain't even got no car. If you're watching 1213 01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:42,280 Speaker 1: TV in the other room, Yeah, your laugh should not 1214 01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:52,280 Speaker 1: be where I can hear, but I lay down. Just 1215 01:29:52,720 --> 01:29:57,439 Speaker 1: good bucket. This should be your learn how to laugh 1216 01:29:57,560 --> 01:29:59,479 Speaker 1: like this. Let me show you how you laugh from 1217 01:29:59,520 --> 01:30:02,479 Speaker 1: your people. You can't be enjoying their TV and all. 1218 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:08,759 Speaker 1: This is how you let what it is real funny. 1219 01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:18,840 Speaker 1: That's gonna be hard. Yeah, Steve, put me out. I 1220 01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:24,960 Speaker 1: don't give a damn what you want. Here's another one. 1221 01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:27,320 Speaker 1: Don't let me walk in the house and have to 1222 01:30:27,439 --> 01:30:33,519 Speaker 1: tell you to get out of my chair. Yeah, you 1223 01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:35,680 Speaker 1: should only sit. I'm gonna tell you the areas you 1224 01:30:35,760 --> 01:30:43,160 Speaker 1: want to sit here, kitchen, your bed room, and occasionally 1225 01:30:43,720 --> 01:30:50,280 Speaker 1: in the band. Don't be taking read material in there. 1226 01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:55,720 Speaker 1: What you focus? Focus? Focus? All right? Tub When we 1227 01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:59,400 Speaker 1: come back, last break of the day and Steve's closing remarks, 1228 01:30:59,479 --> 01:31:01,040 Speaker 1: you don't want to miss him. We'll be back at 1229 01:31:01,080 --> 01:31:06,519 Speaker 1: forty nine after you're listening. All right, Steve, Here we 1230 01:31:06,600 --> 01:31:10,120 Speaker 1: are back, last break of the day, and you're gonna 1231 01:31:10,200 --> 01:31:12,760 Speaker 1: leave us with some closing remarks. Yeah, you know. I 1232 01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:16,439 Speaker 1: want to share something with you that I came across 1233 01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:22,240 Speaker 1: when I was meditating. Me and a friend of mine, 1234 01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:25,720 Speaker 1: Bishop Gettis, down in the Carolinas, who I met on 1235 01:31:25,800 --> 01:31:30,040 Speaker 1: my talk show one time. We formed a relationship. Very 1236 01:31:30,160 --> 01:31:36,479 Speaker 1: very helpful. Bishop gettys he sends me inspiration all the time. 1237 01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:38,519 Speaker 1: He just I mean, just a good dude man, just 1238 01:31:38,640 --> 01:31:43,439 Speaker 1: care about me. He always sends me something timely. And 1239 01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:45,880 Speaker 1: one of the things he sent me I was thinking 1240 01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:51,000 Speaker 1: about on the when I was meditating this summer, and 1241 01:31:51,080 --> 01:31:55,000 Speaker 1: it's something that I'm guilty of even myself. And I 1242 01:31:55,120 --> 01:31:57,840 Speaker 1: was explaining it to a couple of people that work 1243 01:31:57,880 --> 01:31:59,720 Speaker 1: around him, and they would come on, you say that 1244 01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:03,320 Speaker 1: you feel that way. Yeah, man, it's all relative. You know, 1245 01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:07,200 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how you think my life is the 1246 01:32:07,360 --> 01:32:10,640 Speaker 1: fact that I might be still short in myself is 1247 01:32:10,680 --> 01:32:15,760 Speaker 1: a very very real reality. And there is a possibility 1248 01:32:16,960 --> 01:32:19,800 Speaker 1: moving forward that you could also be short in your 1249 01:32:19,880 --> 01:32:22,800 Speaker 1: life for what it could truly be. Have you ever 1250 01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:29,080 Speaker 1: thought about that you could be making one mistake that's 1251 01:32:29,160 --> 01:32:33,880 Speaker 1: cutting you off from the life that you could really have. 1252 01:32:35,439 --> 01:32:40,000 Speaker 1: You're actually short circuit in your blessings because of a 1253 01:32:40,200 --> 01:32:43,120 Speaker 1: very simple thing that we do. And I'm guilty of 1254 01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:46,240 Speaker 1: this myself. And I had to catch myself this summer 1255 01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:48,880 Speaker 1: and one of the things I came away with I said, Man, 1256 01:32:48,960 --> 01:32:51,960 Speaker 1: I got to dream bigger. I have got to dream 1257 01:32:52,080 --> 01:32:55,320 Speaker 1: bigger because I've exposed myself with people who have so 1258 01:32:55,479 --> 01:32:58,240 Speaker 1: much more. Now, do you need so much more? No? 1259 01:33:00,479 --> 01:33:02,800 Speaker 1: But God said he will give you the desires of 1260 01:33:02,920 --> 01:33:06,960 Speaker 1: your heart. He'll even put some stuff on your heart 1261 01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:09,560 Speaker 1: to desire. You ain't even know what's really there, but 1262 01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:15,160 Speaker 1: he wants you to see that too. So look, I'm 1263 01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:19,559 Speaker 1: out of the need business. I just need him. He's 1264 01:33:19,600 --> 01:33:22,519 Speaker 1: all I need. Of course, I need love and people 1265 01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:25,360 Speaker 1: that care about me and friendship. I'm not saying I 1266 01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:28,280 Speaker 1: don't need nothing, But as far as material stuff, I 1267 01:33:28,360 --> 01:33:32,840 Speaker 1: don't need anything. It's just stuff I want. But it's 1268 01:33:32,880 --> 01:33:36,879 Speaker 1: nothing wrong we want anymore as long as you're grateful 1269 01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:40,840 Speaker 1: for where you at. But here's what happens, and it 1270 01:33:40,960 --> 01:33:43,519 Speaker 1: happens to me, and it may be happening to you. 1271 01:33:43,880 --> 01:33:46,479 Speaker 1: And I don't want you to shortcircuit your blessings. I 1272 01:33:46,560 --> 01:33:48,840 Speaker 1: don't want you to knock yourself out of something that 1273 01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:54,040 Speaker 1: you could have. Listen to me, don't downgrade your dream 1274 01:33:55,240 --> 01:33:59,240 Speaker 1: just to fit your reality. I'm gonna repeat that, but 1275 01:33:59,360 --> 01:34:03,760 Speaker 1: I got some or don't downgrade your dream just to 1276 01:34:03,920 --> 01:34:09,360 Speaker 1: fit your reality. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny. 1277 01:34:11,920 --> 01:34:15,200 Speaker 1: One more time, y'all listen to this. This is so good. Man. 1278 01:34:16,120 --> 01:34:23,120 Speaker 1: Don't downgrade your dream just to fit your reality. Upgrade 1279 01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:27,360 Speaker 1: your conviction to match your destiny. Oh man, this is 1280 01:34:27,479 --> 01:34:30,920 Speaker 1: so good. Do you know how many times we reshape 1281 01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:33,360 Speaker 1: what we want based on where we're at right now? 1282 01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:39,000 Speaker 1: Do you know how many times you've bought a car 1283 01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:43,360 Speaker 1: based on how much you made? Well, now you saying, well, 1284 01:34:43,400 --> 01:34:45,280 Speaker 1: of course, Steve, you got to fit it in the budget. 1285 01:34:45,720 --> 01:34:49,960 Speaker 1: But hold up, though, but did you really want something else? 1286 01:34:52,560 --> 01:34:56,680 Speaker 1: Did you really see yourself driving a different model, the 1287 01:34:57,000 --> 01:35:00,479 Speaker 1: upscale model. Did you see you with that car but 1288 01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:05,720 Speaker 1: it was fully loaded? I'm just saying, well, you know 1289 01:35:05,840 --> 01:35:09,360 Speaker 1: what you shouldn't do. You shouldn't downgrade your dream just 1290 01:35:09,560 --> 01:35:12,400 Speaker 1: to fit your reality. See so you make a purchase 1291 01:35:12,479 --> 01:35:16,600 Speaker 1: based on where you're at right now, when if you 1292 01:35:16,800 --> 01:35:20,800 Speaker 1: kept the faith continue to work. Do you know that God, 1293 01:35:21,640 --> 01:35:23,960 Speaker 1: there's a strong possibility that he was gonna give you 1294 01:35:24,040 --> 01:35:28,320 Speaker 1: the car your dream. But you quit operating on faith, 1295 01:35:29,439 --> 01:35:33,640 Speaker 1: you started functioning on your reality, and so you end 1296 01:35:33,720 --> 01:35:36,040 Speaker 1: up blocking what God could do for you because you 1297 01:35:36,120 --> 01:35:38,360 Speaker 1: made a move too fast based on where you were 1298 01:35:39,920 --> 01:35:42,880 Speaker 1: with what you should have did you should have buckled 1299 01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:46,840 Speaker 1: down and upgraded your conviction, got most serious about it, 1300 01:35:47,160 --> 01:35:49,760 Speaker 1: got more funky with it, got a little bit more 1301 01:35:49,880 --> 01:35:52,880 Speaker 1: determined to get what you saw in your dreams and 1302 01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:58,920 Speaker 1: your visions. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny because 1303 01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:01,400 Speaker 1: where God gonna take you and what it really got 1304 01:36:01,479 --> 01:36:04,519 Speaker 1: for you, you gotta get your conviction to match that. 1305 01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:09,800 Speaker 1: Stop knocking your dreams down because it don't and fitting 1306 01:36:09,840 --> 01:36:12,960 Speaker 1: it into your reality. To date, you gotta try something 1307 01:36:13,040 --> 01:36:15,360 Speaker 1: else because I had to force myself to do it. 1308 01:36:15,640 --> 01:36:19,599 Speaker 1: I got to upgrade my conviction to match your destiny. 1309 01:36:20,479 --> 01:36:22,720 Speaker 1: God has a bigger life for me, and that I 1310 01:36:22,880 --> 01:36:25,960 Speaker 1: know for sure. And many of you feel the same way. 1311 01:36:26,200 --> 01:36:28,040 Speaker 1: You keep saying, Man, there's got to be more than 1312 01:36:28,120 --> 01:36:30,840 Speaker 1: my life than this. Man, I really see God working 1313 01:36:30,880 --> 01:36:34,080 Speaker 1: on my behalf. Just gotta hang in there. You just 1314 01:36:34,560 --> 01:36:39,479 Speaker 1: gotta hanging there. Man. Now, you gotta keep working, but 1315 01:36:39,640 --> 01:36:41,639 Speaker 1: you got to hang in there. When I say hanging there, 1316 01:36:42,200 --> 01:36:46,479 Speaker 1: do not lose faith. That's the hanging in now I'm 1317 01:36:46,520 --> 01:36:49,759 Speaker 1: talking about. Don't give up because it didn't got funky 1318 01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:55,719 Speaker 1: for you. Hanging there, be strong. Don't downgrade your dream 1319 01:36:56,280 --> 01:37:00,920 Speaker 1: just to fit your reality. Upgrade your conviction to match 1320 01:37:01,120 --> 01:37:05,200 Speaker 1: your destined Those are my clothesing removed? Well, you better 1321 01:37:05,280 --> 01:37:08,559 Speaker 1: drop the mic on that one for real though? Did 1322 01:37:08,640 --> 01:37:12,800 Speaker 1: he fall? No? He drops? Okay, I don't know. I 1323 01:37:12,840 --> 01:37:19,920 Speaker 1: don't know how the mic on lane? Yeah, I have 1324 01:37:20,240 --> 01:37:23,559 Speaker 1: learned that I really did. I was making this mistake, man, 1325 01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:26,760 Speaker 1: All right, take us home, Steve, y'all have a great week. 1326 01:37:29,160 --> 01:37:32,640 Speaker 1: For all Steve Harvey contests. No purchase necessary, void where prohibited. 1327 01:37:32,720 --> 01:37:36,200 Speaker 1: Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, 1328 01:37:36,320 --> 01:37:40,080 Speaker 1: unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey 1329 01:37:40,280 --> 01:37:44,240 Speaker 1: fm dot com. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.