Speaker 1: Greetings.
Speaker 2: It is I Big Ben and this the latest edition
Speaker 2: of the Fifth Hour with Me and Danny G.
Speaker 1: Radio.
Speaker 2: Happy Sunday to you from a secret location, thousands of
Speaker 2: miles away from the continental United States, at a tropical paradise.
Speaker 2: We recorded this podcast prior to the events of yesterday,
Speaker 2: recorded it early in the day on Saturday. The attempt
Speaker 2: at Donald Trump's life President Trump, so we will not
Speaker 2: be touching that here.
Speaker 1: We are aware of it. Crazy day in US history.
Speaker 2: This is obviously not a political podcast, so we will
Speaker 2: not be talking about it on this edition, but.
Speaker 1: We are aware of it. Just want to let you know.
Speaker 2: Hope you enjoyed today's podcast. Remember I'll be back on
Speaker 2: the radio a little bit later in the week. I've
Speaker 2: got a few more nights away and then I will
Speaker 2: be back behind the microphones on the Overnight show. But
Speaker 2: here is the Fifth Hour with me Big Ben and
Speaker 2: my man Danny G Radio kabooms.
Speaker 3: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 3: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 3: of the old Republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 3: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
Speaker 3: rich pill Poppers in the Penthouse. Wow, the Clearinghouse of
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Speaker 3: with Ben Mallard starts right now.
Speaker 2: In the air Everywhere The Fifth Hour with Me, Big
Speaker 2: Ben and Danny g Radio as we slide in to
Speaker 2: a Sunday as I am hanging out broadcasting from off
Speaker 2: the beaten Path in Casablanca. I'm hanging out in Casablanca,
Speaker 2: and oh, what amazing place it is, the Kingdom of
Speaker 2: Babylon or Benny On I guess, I guess you call
Speaker 2: you king the King of Benyon.
Speaker 1: Told me you guys were staying in Catalina. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we're not.
Speaker 2: We're not staying in Catlina. We actually decided Sacramento this
Speaker 2: time of the year is a wonderful place to visit.
Speaker 2: And so we're enjoying Sacramento and we we bought some
Speaker 2: coconuts and there's some palm trees over there. We're having
Speaker 2: my tie and we're joining beautiful Sacramento.
Speaker 1: It's wonderful. So absolutely on.
Speaker 2: This podcast, we've got the pop Quiz. We will have
Speaker 2: a hybrid mail bag. Got a few mail bag questions
Speaker 2: this week. I was away from my post on the
Speaker 2: radio show. So a few questions that we'll get to
Speaker 2: and all of that, but let's start Danny with the
Speaker 2: fun fact.
Speaker 1: I need a fun fact from Ohio. And now, yesterday
Speaker 1: I told you you had already met your quota for
Speaker 1: the weekend.
Speaker 2: Danny, I have a new toy. And when I have
Speaker 2: a new toy, I am going to enjoy the new toy.
Speaker 2: I'm going to enjoy my toy. I like the toy.
Speaker 2: It's it's my birthday and I'm gonna unwrap the toy again.
Speaker 1: I choked on this one last time.
Speaker 2: And we thank you Ohio. Al at that beach boys
Speaker 2: vibe for the summer. So the Eiffel Tower. Have you
Speaker 2: ever been to the Eiffel Tower in Vegas? Yes, that's
Speaker 2: the fin that my friend. I have a couple of
Speaker 2: friends who are in Europe on vacation, and then they'll
Speaker 2: send me for I think I talked about this last
Speaker 2: week on the podcast. But they'll send me photos of
Speaker 2: different places in Europe. I've seen that, you know, that's
Speaker 2: at the Bellagio. You know that's uh whatever, and so
Speaker 2: it's uh.
Speaker 1: It's it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: The guy was in Venice at the canals in Venice,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, I've seen that's a hotel
Speaker 2: the guy, the guy with the red hat or whatever
Speaker 2: at the hotel in Vegas. Anyway, the the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 2: Fun fact, it actually gets taller in the summer. Yeah,
Speaker 2: when when the weather is warmer, the metal, yeah, metal
Speaker 2: objects get bigger. It's called thermal expansion, which basically means,
Speaker 2: in layman terms, the heat causes materials like metal.
Speaker 1: It's huge, really big metal cock.
Speaker 2: It's not phallous at this point, it's standing standing tall.
Speaker 2: So because of this, the Eiffel Tower, it grows during
Speaker 2: the summer. It can grow up to that's weel terminology,
Speaker 2: up to five point nine inches taller insert your own
Speaker 2: joke right there. Ah, but five point nine inches taller
Speaker 2: during the summer than it is the rest of the year.
Speaker 2: And but wait, there's more. The tower tilts away from
Speaker 2: the sun when the weather gets really hot, so it's
Speaker 2: it's a leaning tower of Parie. Now the sun only
Speaker 2: shines on one side of the Eiffel Tower, which means
Speaker 2: it is not balanced on all four sides. As a result,
Speaker 2: we are told that it also leans up to again
Speaker 2: five point nine inches in one direction, so it grows
Speaker 2: by almost six inches and it leans almost six inches.
Speaker 2: I think there's a pill you can take for that
Speaker 2: second part.
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's some kind of lean with it,
Speaker 1: rock with it, lean with it.
Speaker 2: It's probably an advertiser that we have that we can
Speaker 2: get to help you with that and work in the
Speaker 2: gym and in the bedroom. There's my fun fact all
Speaker 2: about the Eiffel Tower. All right, so let's get to
Speaker 2: the mail bag, Danny, and then we will have a
Speaker 2: nice big long pop quiz A file thirteen pop quiz.
Speaker 1: Okay, but we've got the mail bag first. You ready
Speaker 1: for that. Let's go yet again.
Speaker 2: Ohioo, it's.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, ohiool.
Speaker 2: Message from Alf from a desert island, he says, Ben,
Speaker 2: did you extend the same courtesy to Coop and not
Speaker 2: tell him that you were going on vacation? Well, great question, al,
Speaker 2: thank you. I hope you enjoy your vacation, have a
Speaker 2: fine time. Wherever the great Alf goes, I think Alf
Speaker 2: goes somewhere out and outer space. That's his comfort zone,
Speaker 2: his happy place out there, far far away. But for me,
Speaker 2: as I hang out here in Maybury on the Andy
Speaker 2: Riffiths show, that old TV show. But no, I did
Speaker 2: not give Coop the same courtesy of not telling him.
Speaker 1: I informed him.
Speaker 2: And even if I hadn't informed him, it didn't matter
Speaker 2: because my friend Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Fratto has
Speaker 2: been filling in for me a little bit. There have
Speaker 2: been a couple of people filling in for me, but
Speaker 2: Bernie reached out to Cooper, Loop and others with questions
Speaker 2: about the show, so that normally does not happen, Danny.
Speaker 2: It's normally when you have a fill in show, you
Speaker 2: kind of wait till the last minute. But that's how
Speaker 2: precise our guy Bernie is. So even if I tried
Speaker 2: to hide from Coop and Lorena that I was taking
Speaker 2: time off and be a schmuck, it didn't matter because
Speaker 2: Bernie had stolen my thunder and reached out to them.
Speaker 1: So they are man well aware that I've been gone
Speaker 1: here anyway.
Speaker 2: Steven South Carolina right's in. He says, hey, Ben and Danny,
Speaker 2: I saw this story. I thought of you guys. The
Speaker 2: US has introduced AI powered bullet vending machines and they
Speaker 2: say this is very popular.
Speaker 1: Are you intrigued by this? Well, yeah, look at the
Speaker 1: street that we're located on it FSR.
Speaker 2: Now, can you can you buy as many bullets as
Speaker 2: you want? Is there a limonar? I've always argued the
Speaker 2: gun people, the people that want to get rid of guns,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't own a gun, but I
Speaker 2: support people to have guns, because if you get rid
Speaker 2: of guns, if you make guns illegal, only the bad
Speaker 2: guys have the guns, which is I don't think is
Speaker 2: a great idea. But that's a different debate, not for
Speaker 2: the show. But the point is we got a rating
Speaker 2: up to four point nine. Stop ruining it. Well, the
Speaker 2: whole the whole lines about your gun. Isn't the bullet
Speaker 2: the thing that actually kills people, not the gun when
Speaker 2: you think about it, the thing that is the bullet? Right,
Speaker 2: that's a third round anyway. So yeah, I've not spent
Speaker 2: much time thinking is it Steve Here in South Carolina,
Speaker 2: I've got spent much time thinking about bullet vending machines.
Speaker 2: But is that like in the front of Walmart or
Speaker 2: like where would those be?
Speaker 1: Where were you?
Speaker 2: What business would put a bullet vending machine in the
Speaker 2: front of the business. I'm gonna have my gumball machine
Speaker 2: over here. I'm going to have what. I have a
Speaker 2: little toys over here, and then maybe some cactus coolers
Speaker 2: and then I'll have the vending machine. But yeah, that
Speaker 2: is that is wild nuts.
Speaker 1: I just clicked on a story here.
Speaker 2: It says gun owners in Alabama, Oklahoma, and Texas can
Speaker 2: buy ammunition from automated AMMO retail machines anytime they want
Speaker 2: AI power machines.
Speaker 1: It's like getting getting a soda pop. Wow.
Speaker 2: All right, So this is only in a few southern
Speaker 2: southern states. So this is not and I don't think
Speaker 2: it's in South Carolina? Is it not in South Carolina?
Speaker 1: Steve? You live there anyway?
Speaker 2: Kevin in Nashville writes in he says, hey, Ben, are
Speaker 2: you on the hawk to a girls train?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you?
Speaker 2: I don't know that's the right way to say. Are
Speaker 2: you a fan of a hawk tour? Here? By the way,
Speaker 2: her best friend from the video has also gone viral,
Speaker 2: and there are people on the Internet that said that
Speaker 2: she is prettier. What do you guys say, Kevin in Nashville,
Speaker 2: isn't just like that Gilligan's Island thing, Ginger.
Speaker 1: Marianne, Not really? Because I think the reason Hawktua girl
Speaker 1: caught fire the way she did is there's kind of
Speaker 1: like an innocence to her, even though she's being raunchy
Speaker 1: with her words. Yeah, and I don't know if her
Speaker 1: friend comes off that way. I haven't seen the full
Speaker 1: long video that was released with her friend on it,
Speaker 1: just a short clip of Hawktua girl. She's kind of
Speaker 1: like girl next door, and I think that's what makes
Speaker 1: her appealing.
Speaker 2: But the friend was trying to tell her to stop
Speaker 2: saying what she was saying. I wasn't a friend in
Speaker 2: the background, like what are you doing?
Speaker 1: In the short yeah, she's like, oh, like laughing and
Speaker 1: reacting to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right, Well, I understand she's made a
Speaker 2: lot of money. I saw that story the other day
Speaker 2: that she's sold over seventy thousand dollars of merchandise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she signed some contracts for representation and yeah, she's
Speaker 1: got that merch going with the hat company, and so
Speaker 1: she's doing well for herself already. And we'll see what
Speaker 1: comes of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the whole Is it a fad or is
Speaker 2: it a trend? Well, it would appear to be a fad,
Speaker 2: but you can make a fair amount of money and
Speaker 2: five years from hour, two years from hour a year
Speaker 2: from now to be like, hey, I'm I'm the old
Speaker 2: Hawk to.
Speaker 1: A Girl and when people already made bumper stickers out
Speaker 1: of her. So it's pretty amazing how she became an
Speaker 1: overnight phenomenon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was she was part of like a
Speaker 2: YouTube show which I'd never even heard of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Tim and d TV show. Yeah, I can
Speaker 1: get those guys on the horn for you if you
Speaker 1: want to interview them.
Speaker 2: Your big fans of there were no.
Speaker 1: I was trying to get a hold of Hawk to
Speaker 1: a Girl when she first blew up, and I went
Speaker 1: through those guys and they're like, oh, she's not available
Speaker 1: right now, but we do have her contact info because
Speaker 1: she we had to clear, you know, her being on
Speaker 1: the show. As soon as she's available, we'll get her on.
Speaker 1: In the meantime, you could interview us and oh of
Speaker 1: course yeah, And I was like, yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: Covino and Rich want to talk to you. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the price of admission.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll get her on, but yeah, meantime we know
Speaker 2: that game, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Back when I did daytime radio, it was like all right,
Speaker 2: so we want to talk, we want to interview, you know,
Speaker 2: I'll just use a random like Barry Bonds. Okay, but
Speaker 2: you have to interview the backup catcher because he needs
Speaker 2: to do an interview.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to him. I'm not interested
Speaker 1: in that guy.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, you got to interview Matt Williams and Chilie
Speaker 1: Davis to get a will Clark interview. Well, I'd rather
Speaker 1: talk to Chili Davis.
Speaker 2: But anyway, all right. The next email Zach the Zach
Speaker 2: Attack bartender Zach from Ohio, friend of the show, and
Speaker 2: he has an interesting story he wanted to share with us.
Speaker 2: He says, my wife and I have been married for
Speaker 2: only four months. However, we've been together since twenty fifteen,
Speaker 2: so that's you know, they've been almost.
Speaker 1: Common law marriage there, but they're actual legally married. He says.
Speaker 2: My lovely lady is.
Speaker 1: A twin, but then.
Speaker 2: She is a fan of the show as well. God
Speaker 2: bless her, and Zach says, being a closing bartender, our
Speaker 2: spare room is totally blacked out. She works AM, I
Speaker 2: work PM. That's like what I have most of.
Speaker 1: The time, Zach.
Speaker 2: My wife lately she's been working at night, but her
Speaker 2: big stretches of the time she works the day shift.
Speaker 2: So anyways, Zach says, he works the PM, she works
Speaker 2: the AM. And he says that because of this, she
Speaker 2: did not tell him that her identical twin was coming
Speaker 2: to stay at the house this particular day. Zach also
Speaker 2: wants you to know that he sleeps buck naked, so
Speaker 2: he was sent to the dark room an hour after
Speaker 2: he got home. He was a little hilarious, a little tired,
Speaker 2: and all that zonked out from a busy night at
Speaker 2: the bar.
Speaker 1: He says.
Speaker 2: He goes into the the bedroom, into the normal bedroom,
Speaker 2: not the dark room, to get some name spray, and
Speaker 2: I see, he says. He says, I I saw the
Speaker 2: the way he discovered like a silhouette of his wife
Speaker 2: right there, and uh, she screamed, and uh put a
Speaker 2: towel on. She yelled at it at Zach, I said,
Speaker 2: I think it's too late. Uh, And then he says
Speaker 2: it gets worse next week. So I guess he the
Speaker 2: way I I read that he went to get the
Speaker 2: nasal spray. He thought he saw his wife playing with
Speaker 2: his dog. However, it was the doppelganger. The twin pops
Speaker 2: out of the bathroom waving her arms above his head,
Speaker 2: and then his wife says put on the towel. So yeah,
Speaker 2: how about that. That's uh, that's wild, that's not really
Speaker 2: on you, right?
Speaker 1: You and there? I assume they're identical twins.
Speaker 2: Otherwise it wouldn't be who cares right, wouldn't be that
Speaker 2: big a story.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear the rest.
Speaker 3: I think catch how many boobs I sell today?
Speaker 2: Oh, we'll find out next week. Inquiring minds want to know,
Speaker 2: Same Zach time, Same Zach station. Coming to the podcast
Speaker 2: next week. Jay from Florida, Good luck Zach. Jay from
Speaker 2: Florida writes and says, hey, Ben and Danny, we know
Speaker 2: you hate veggies. Ben, so I saw this week that pumpkins, avocados,
Speaker 2: and tomatoes are actually fruits. Does that mean you are
Speaker 2: You're a fan of them? You will eat them? Ben,
Speaker 2: says Jay from somewhere in Florida. It's kind of a
Speaker 2: big state, Jay, so let's go point by point here
Speaker 2: on the big board. Pumpkins. I used to eat pumpkin
Speaker 2: seeds because my mom would tell me it's like the
Speaker 2: great thing when you cut carba pumpkin. I'll eat pumpkin pie,
Speaker 2: but only on Thanksgiving or Halloween. So other than that,
Speaker 2: I don't eat pumpkin. I only eat ketchup. I don't
Speaker 2: eat tomatoes, and I don't eat avocado because I don't
Speaker 2: like the texture of avocado, so I don't eat that.
Speaker 2: So the only one I will eat is pumpkin. Danny,
Speaker 2: are you a big avocado pumpkin?
Speaker 1: Tomato? Guy? I love avocado, especially with salt on it.
Speaker 1: I love guak too. The problem is people chop up
Speaker 1: tomatoes and put fresh tomatoes in a lot of wacamole.
Speaker 1: I'm allergic to fresh tomatoes. So if you've ever seen
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy and the Nutty Professor, that's what happens to
Speaker 1: me if I eat a fresh tomato.
Speaker 2: I would like to point out I am also allergic
Speaker 2: to tomatoes when I look at them, and mushrooms. I'm
Speaker 2: allergic to mushrooms as well, all of them. I really
Speaker 2: am allergic to tomatoes, though, you know. I try to
Speaker 2: tell my kindergarten teacher this. When it was like a
Speaker 2: snack day and they were having us make breakfast sandwiches,
Speaker 2: and she cut a big wedge of tomato and put
Speaker 2: it on my breakfast sandwich, and I begged and pleaded
Speaker 2: with her not to have me eat a tomato because
Speaker 2: I was allergic.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you just don't want to eat
Speaker 1: your veggies, she said, And she made me take a
Speaker 1: bite of it and I puked all over her puma shoe.
Speaker 1: That's what she gets.
Speaker 2: I've not heard of the tomatoes. I got the peanut
Speaker 2: thing I've for, Like, you know what it is?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 2: Is that a common allergy tomatoes?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. But what I'm actually allergic to
Speaker 1: is folic acid. Tomatoes are chalked full of folic acid.
Speaker 1: What other foods are filled with that? Assid nothing to
Speaker 1: that level. Like I think I read somewhere the tomatoes
Speaker 1: have the most folic acid. Let me check here.
Speaker 2: This is the big board of folic acid foods.
Speaker 1: And you know, I've never been able to take a
Speaker 1: multi vitamin because they have a lot of folic acid
Speaker 1: in them, so I have to take vitamins separately, which
Speaker 1: is a pain in the ass. Oh yeah, that does suck,
Speaker 1: it says legumes. Legomes there. You have no idea what
Speaker 1: that is?
Speaker 2: Sparagus?
Speaker 1: You asparagus only in tiny quantities, so yeah, like you know,
Speaker 1: when they'll give you a side of the sparagus with
Speaker 1: like a steak or maybe like, eat one or two
Speaker 1: of them and push the rest to the side of
Speaker 1: the plate.
Speaker 2: It says eggs.
Speaker 1: Anything with eggs interesting. Eggs, don't bother me.
Speaker 2: Leafy greens. One cup of raw spinach provides fifty eight
Speaker 2: point two mcg.
Speaker 1: Of I believe what you're you're trying to avoid.
Speaker 2: I'm Brussels sprouts around here, citrus fruits. There's a lot
Speaker 2: of stuff on here, but I guess tomato is the
Speaker 2: one that messages.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tomatoes the one that messes with me. Pumpkins are great,
Speaker 1: especially pumpkin seeds right around Halloween time. Speaking of teachers,
Speaker 1: did they ever do the thing where they put the
Speaker 1: tray of tinfoil with the pumpkin seeds on there? Put
Speaker 1: them in? Yeah? Yeah, those are so good.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's that's a regular traditional move back in the
Speaker 2: old days, back in the Bronze Age when.
Speaker 1: We were growing up, that was a big thing. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I have some other email, but I want to get
Speaker 2: to the pop quiz. Can we get to the pop quiz?
Speaker 2: I want to make sure we get all thirteen questions.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna grade you, Danny on all unless I don't
Speaker 2: on the We'll get as many as we can. We
Speaker 2: haven't done this in a long time. By popular demand.
Speaker 2: You give the people what they want. The listener is
Speaker 2: always right. You taught me that, Danny, when I used
Speaker 2: to listen to you on radio when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: The listener is always right. And so here we go.
Speaker 1: Here, I heard you on Dodger Talk when I was
Speaker 1: a kid, not at all, all right, that would be
Speaker 1: a lie.
Speaker 2: All right, So these are actual random things we found
Speaker 2: around the internet. We will quiz Danny. G you listening,
Speaker 2: can play along. We call that the home version of
Speaker 2: the game. And it's absolutely free. And here we go.
Speaker 2: The first one up. Five percent of smartphone users admit
Speaker 2: that they have accidentally done this. What is it, Danny,
Speaker 2: drop their phone in the toilet. You're actually pretty close.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you half credit, all right. They have
Speaker 2: washed their phone with the laundry in the Washington.
Speaker 1: Machine, right, So it involved putting it in water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it did involve water. I'll give you that one.
Speaker 2: Next up, thirteen percent of us have this physical talent.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: By the way, it is a superpower that I have.
Speaker 2: I own this talent. I have this ability. It is genetic.
Speaker 2: I got it from my father. I want to thank
Speaker 2: my old man, Pops, the patriarch of the mall Or family.
Speaker 1: How many, how many? What's the percentage?
Speaker 2: Thirteen percent of people have this physical talent. You can
Speaker 2: bend all the way over and touch your chin to
Speaker 2: your balls. I am not as incorrect wiggling our ears
Speaker 2: a wiggle wiggle. I can do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you freak.
Speaker 2: I have that power. There's no way to monetize it.
Speaker 2: But I can wiggle my ears. I can do one
Speaker 2: at a time. I can do both at the same time.
Speaker 2: I can do tricks. That's my power. Thirteen percent. Kind
Speaker 2: of tricks could he do with that? Well, that's a
Speaker 2: that's a different podcast. But thirteen I'm in the thirteen percent,
Speaker 2: not the one percent. I'm in the thirteen percent. I
Speaker 2: gotta remember that percent of circus freaks. I got to
Speaker 2: add that to my lexicon. I'm in the thirteen percent
Speaker 2: that have a physical gift.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So you can either dunk a basketball like Lebron James
Speaker 2: or Michael Jordan. You can be a physical freak of
Speaker 2: nature like Yao Ming or Shaquille O'Neal or someone like that,
Speaker 2: or some NFL player, or you can wiggle your ears.
Speaker 2: My power wiggling of the ears. I am such a
Speaker 2: radio loser moving on nearly ninety percent of American families
Speaker 2: by one of these every week. This blows me away.
Speaker 2: By the way, this blows me away, ninety percent of
Speaker 2: American families by one of these every single week?
Speaker 1: What is it? A bottle of lube? Close? But no?
Speaker 2: How about a pie? A pie was always rare and
Speaker 2: appropriate at the mallor house.
Speaker 1: It was like a big event in the classic movie
Speaker 1: American Pie of the Pie.
Speaker 2: That's incredible over that I should get credit, all right,
Speaker 2: I'll give you a credit your two of three. Oh
Speaker 2: in this one time at van camp, I stuck a fleet.
Speaker 2: But yeah, like the pie. My mom would bake pies occasionally,
Speaker 2: but it was like for birthdays or like a fourth
Speaker 2: of July are Thanksgiving, we'd have pie. But every week
Speaker 2: getting pie? Doesn't that diminish the pie? Isn't the pie
Speaker 2: not special? That boggles my mind? You would you would
Speaker 2: demote pie? Pie is supposed to be a special thing,
Speaker 2: Like I don't get cakes and pie are not every
Speaker 2: week consumption. It's rare and appropriate.
Speaker 1: It's the fault of the markets and the bakery shoving
Speaker 1: that stuff in our faces all the time. That is true.
Speaker 2: All right, Just over half of us say that. We
Speaker 2: may not do this every time we go to the
Speaker 2: grocery store, but we do it quite often. Ride the
Speaker 2: rocket out front that takes quarters. That is correct, unless
Speaker 2: it is not, Unless it's not give to charity.
Speaker 1: At the register. Yeah, I do not. That's a big scam.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't round up. I don't round down.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't believe in that. And you know
Speaker 1: what I round up. When Taco bell says your total
Speaker 1: is four dollars and ninety cents, would you like to
Speaker 1: donate ten cents to a student? Well, yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1: You don't need the ten cents back, you know, you're
Speaker 1: good on that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But now, especially the self check We talked about this
Speaker 2: on the podcast before, but the self checkout thing, where
Speaker 2: you're doing all the work. You're going into the store,
Speaker 2: you're doing all you're picking all the groceries. You're then
Speaker 2: going standing online, you're then checking out, you're check you're
Speaker 2: you're scanning the items, which I'm fine with.
Speaker 1: I don't mind that. But you're doing all the work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you should be paid. You should get the tip, you
Speaker 1: should be on payroll.
Speaker 2: Exactly, and then before you put your credit card in,
Speaker 2: they're like, would you like to donate the you know,
Speaker 2: the sick, dying children of some far away land somewhere
Speaker 2: out in the cosmos. I'm like, I'm good, I'm all right.
Speaker 2: I'll donate the charity on my own terms, on my
Speaker 2: own terms.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Moving on a new study. New study says sixty percent
Speaker 2: of people say this is a serious issue that many
Speaker 2: restaurants need to address.
Speaker 1: What is it, Danny, sixty percent? Oh, this is easy. Cockroaches.
Speaker 2: Only if you're a Denny's in the San Fernando Valley
Speaker 2: that closed twenty years ago and still has an infestation
Speaker 2: of cockroaches.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the we why don't we get like the bugman
Speaker 2: to come out or something like that.
Speaker 1: We we made a cockroach jingle from Ohio.
Speaker 2: Al oh see, now you're now you're gonna get another toy.
Speaker 2: The cock roaches. The cock roaches.
Speaker 1: Cock.
Speaker 4: Cock rocha, la cococha. You can't even say it. You
Speaker 4: can't even say it. Man, all right, very very good. Uh.
Speaker 2: But the answer, by the way, is that sixty percent
Speaker 2: of people say sixty percent of people say the they're
Speaker 2: too loud, the.
Speaker 1: Restaurants are too loud. Ah, Are you one of.
Speaker 2: Those people yet, Danny? Are we at the age now?
Speaker 2: Are we old enough where we complain it's too loud?
Speaker 1: Or as long as they are paying attention to your table,
Speaker 1: they can have their restaurant as loud as they want. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: Uh, let's see here. This is more likely to happen
Speaker 2: to men than women here in the summer.
Speaker 1: What is it getting pants at the pool?
Speaker 2: Getting pants at the pool? Is that correct? No, that
Speaker 2: is incorrect, damn it. The correct answer is getting bit
Speaker 2: by a mosquito.
Speaker 1: Close. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I would like to point out here, and I
Speaker 2: don't think I've ever talked about this before on the
Speaker 2: on the Big Show, but I would like to tell
Speaker 2: you right now that this is something in my life
Speaker 2: that I wish it was a little different. I wish
Speaker 2: a little different, but it's not. When I was a
Speaker 2: single guy and I was out and about, you know,
Speaker 2: doing my thing, and women found me very unaty. But
Speaker 2: mosquitoes find me very attractive.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Mosquitoes always want to play foot see with me. They
Speaker 2: want to go right to the bedroom. They look at me, mosquitos,
Speaker 2: and I'm a dream boat for mosquitos. They go VavaVoom
Speaker 2: when they see me, Danny. So they've always been attracted me.
Speaker 2: It must be my blood, Danny, it's gotta be my blood.
Speaker 2: They love my blood.
Speaker 1: I hear the same thing from my better half. She's like,
Speaker 1: it's my blood, that's why they love me.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but you should let the lady there, No,
Speaker 2: let the wife know that yet again, though men more
Speaker 2: likely than women to be bit how about that, So
Speaker 2: she's a rare camp there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all.
Speaker 2: Right, thirty, we'll do a couple more and we'll get out.
Speaker 2: I have things to do, Danny. As you know, this
Speaker 2: is not I'm not getting paid for this. It's my love,
Speaker 2: my infatuation with the podcast.
Speaker 1: So this one.
Speaker 2: Thirty four percent of people say they cannot make this
Speaker 2: meal with out a recipe. Lasagna. No, that actually would
Speaker 2: make some level or sense. Toast what, yeah, let's see,
Speaker 2: let's see, put some butter on the toest. What or
Speaker 2: maybe you don't even put the butter. You wait till
Speaker 2: after the thing's cooked and then you put the butter on.
Speaker 2: But either way, it doesn't matter if you put it
Speaker 2: in the toaster. I mean you pop it up and
Speaker 2: you ate it, you dummies morons?
Speaker 1: Wait, did he need a recipe for that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Thirty four percent of people say they cannot make toasts
Speaker 2: without a recipe.
Speaker 1: That doesn't even make sense. There's no recipes for toast.
Speaker 2: This is great for us, though, Danny, because it's wonderful.
Speaker 2: Because it's good for us. There's a lot of dumb
Speaker 2: people out there.
Speaker 1: So are they so dumb that they can't download podcasts? Though?
Speaker 2: I have no comment on that. Our last one day
Speaker 2: to last one naval and marine engineers are trying to
Speaker 2: figure out right now why this can be so painful
Speaker 2: when humans do it, but not to animals. It is, Danny,
Speaker 2: a pool sinky stuck in their butt? How about a
Speaker 2: belly flop? A belly flop? Oh, I was, I should
Speaker 2: get half credit, that's all right. Pool related. You want
Speaker 2: me to grade on a curve? Is what you want
Speaker 2: me to do? I know what you do. We'll get
Speaker 2: out on that. It is Sunday. I will be away
Speaker 2: from the watchtower overnight. A couple more days away from that,
Speaker 2: as I head back from the far far away destination,
Speaker 2: secret location. I'll be back a couple of days from now,
Speaker 2: So a couple more nights with.
Speaker 1: You mean San Francisco, that's where you said you are
Speaker 1: with your wife right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm hanging out in the tender Loin District one
Speaker 2: and hanging out there. Have a great time. Danny, Are
Speaker 2: you on vacation?
Speaker 1: What do you got going on here? Way? So, yeah,
Speaker 1: So we are packing currently right now, not for a
Speaker 1: quick San Diego turnaround, but for my week off with
Speaker 1: Coveno and rich being off as well. We're going to
Speaker 1: go camping. My in laws do an annual camping trip
Speaker 1: in Morro Bay, California, for a week during every summer.
Speaker 1: They camp right there on the beach overlooking the rock.
Speaker 1: I love Moro Bay.
Speaker 2: It's a great place to go and you can hang
Speaker 2: out there and you can see that that that's where
Speaker 2: the nuclear power thing is.
Speaker 1: You can see that too. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it looks like it out of the Simpsons.
Speaker 1: It's romantic.
Speaker 2: You can those otters. There's always a big thing waters
Speaker 2: right and stingrays. Yeah, sting rays as well. It's it's great.
Speaker 2: You can tattle board if you want. You can go
Speaker 2: in the water or just stay in the campground.
Speaker 1: We'll go on the little boats to fish on the water.
Speaker 1: And yeah, and usually you pull stingrays up instead of fish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and moral rock.
Speaker 2: When I was there, they said it was a giant
Speaker 2: like it was volcanic remains right, that's from a volcano.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: All right, have a wonderful week again. I'll be back
Speaker 2: in a few days there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're vegan and a friend will be with you
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 2: All right, Ali, So you have any vegan questions, you
Speaker 2: can send them into the next week's mail bag A
Speaker 2: real fifth hour at gmail dot com. Real fifth Hour
Speaker 2: at gmail dot com. Have a great rest of your day.
Speaker 2: We'll catch you next time.
Speaker 1: Unplug and enjoy yourself. Aloha, mahalo gott a murder. I
Speaker 1: gotta go.