WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Tomato Puma Puke" Mail Bag

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<v Speaker 1>Greetings.

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<v Speaker 2>It is I Big Ben and this the latest edition

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<v Speaker 2>of the Fifth Hour with Me and Danny G.

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<v Speaker 1>Radio.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy Sunday to you from a secret location, thousands of

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<v Speaker 2>miles away from the continental United States, at a tropical paradise.

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<v Speaker 2>We recorded this podcast prior to the events of yesterday,

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<v Speaker 2>recorded it early in the day on Saturday. The attempt

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<v Speaker 2>at Donald Trump's life President Trump, so we will not

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<v Speaker 2>be touching that here.

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<v Speaker 1>We are aware of it. Crazy day in US history.

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<v Speaker 2>This is obviously not a political podcast, so we will

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<v Speaker 2>not be talking about it on this edition, but.

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<v Speaker 1>We are aware of it. Just want to let you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Hope you enjoyed today's podcast. Remember I'll be back on

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<v Speaker 2>the radio a little bit later in the week. I've

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<v Speaker 2>got a few more nights away and then I will

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<v Speaker 2>be back behind the microphones on the Overnight show. But

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<v Speaker 2>here is the Fifth Hour with me Big Ben and

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<v Speaker 2>my man Danny G Radio kabooms.

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<v Speaker 3>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 3>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 3>of the old Republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 3>treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 3>rich pill Poppers in the Penthouse. Wow, the Clearinghouse of

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<v Speaker 3>Hot Takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour

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<v Speaker 3>with Ben Mallard starts right now.

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<v Speaker 2>In the air Everywhere The Fifth Hour with Me, Big

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<v Speaker 2>Ben and Danny g Radio as we slide in to

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<v Speaker 2>a Sunday as I am hanging out broadcasting from off

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<v Speaker 2>the beaten Path in Casablanca. I'm hanging out in Casablanca,

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<v Speaker 2>and oh, what amazing place it is, the Kingdom of

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<v Speaker 2>Babylon or Benny On I guess, I guess you call

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<v Speaker 2>you king the King of Benyon.

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<v Speaker 1>Told me you guys were staying in Catalina. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not staying in Catlina. We actually decided Sacramento this

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<v Speaker 2>time of the year is a wonderful place to visit.

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<v Speaker 2>And so we're enjoying Sacramento and we we bought some

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<v Speaker 2>coconuts and there's some palm trees over there. We're having

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<v Speaker 2>my tie and we're joining beautiful Sacramento.

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<v Speaker 1>It's wonderful. So absolutely on.

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<v Speaker 2>This podcast, we've got the pop Quiz. We will have

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<v Speaker 2>a hybrid mail bag. Got a few mail bag questions

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<v Speaker 2>this week. I was away from my post on the

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<v Speaker 2>radio show. So a few questions that we'll get to

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<v Speaker 2>and all of that, but let's start Danny with the

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<v Speaker 2>fun fact.

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<v Speaker 1>I need a fun fact from Ohio. And now, yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>I told you you had already met your quota for

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Danny, I have a new toy. And when I have

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<v Speaker 2>a new toy, I am going to enjoy the new toy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to enjoy my toy. I like the toy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's my birthday and I'm gonna unwrap the toy again.

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<v Speaker 1>I choked on this one last time.

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<v Speaker 2>And we thank you Ohio. Al at that beach boys

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<v Speaker 2>vibe for the summer. So the Eiffel Tower. Have you

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<v Speaker 2>ever been to the Eiffel Tower in Vegas? Yes, that's

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<v Speaker 2>the fin that my friend. I have a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>friends who are in Europe on vacation, and then they'll

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<v Speaker 2>send me for I think I talked about this last

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<v Speaker 2>week on the podcast. But they'll send me photos of

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<v Speaker 2>different places in Europe. I've seen that, you know, that's

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<v Speaker 2>at the Bellagio. You know that's uh whatever, and so

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<v Speaker 2>it's uh.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy was in Venice at the canals in Venice,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh, I've seen that's a hotel

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<v Speaker 2>the guy, the guy with the red hat or whatever

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<v Speaker 2>at the hotel in Vegas. Anyway, the the Eiffel Tower.

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<v Speaker 2>Fun fact, it actually gets taller in the summer. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>when when the weather is warmer, the metal, yeah, metal

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<v Speaker 2>objects get bigger. It's called thermal expansion, which basically means,

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<v Speaker 2>in layman terms, the heat causes materials like metal.

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<v Speaker 1>It's huge, really big metal cock.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not phallous at this point, it's standing standing tall.

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<v Speaker 2>So because of this, the Eiffel Tower, it grows during

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<v Speaker 2>the summer. It can grow up to that's weel terminology,

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<v Speaker 2>up to five point nine inches taller insert your own

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<v Speaker 2>joke right there. Ah, but five point nine inches taller

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<v Speaker 2>during the summer than it is the rest of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>And but wait, there's more. The tower tilts away from

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<v Speaker 2>the sun when the weather gets really hot, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's a leaning tower of Parie. Now the sun only

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<v Speaker 2>shines on one side of the Eiffel Tower, which means

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<v Speaker 2>it is not balanced on all four sides. As a result,

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<v Speaker 2>we are told that it also leans up to again

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<v Speaker 2>five point nine inches in one direction, so it grows

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<v Speaker 2>by almost six inches and it leans almost six inches.

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<v Speaker 2>I think there's a pill you can take for that

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<v Speaker 2>second part.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. There's some kind of lean with it,

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<v Speaker 1>rock with it, lean with it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably an advertiser that we have that we can

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<v Speaker 2>get to help you with that and work in the

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<v Speaker 2>gym and in the bedroom. There's my fun fact all

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<v Speaker 2>about the Eiffel Tower. All right, so let's get to

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<v Speaker 2>the mail bag, Danny, and then we will have a

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<v Speaker 2>nice big long pop quiz A file thirteen pop quiz.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but we've got the mail bag first. You ready

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<v Speaker 1>for that. Let's go yet again.

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<v Speaker 2>Ohioo, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, thank you, ohiool.

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<v Speaker 2>Message from Alf from a desert island, he says, Ben,

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<v Speaker 2>did you extend the same courtesy to Coop and not

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<v Speaker 2>tell him that you were going on vacation? Well, great question, al,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you. I hope you enjoy your vacation, have a

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<v Speaker 2>fine time. Wherever the great Alf goes, I think Alf

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<v Speaker 2>goes somewhere out and outer space. That's his comfort zone,

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<v Speaker 2>his happy place out there, far far away. But for me,

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<v Speaker 2>as I hang out here in Maybury on the Andy

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<v Speaker 2>Riffiths show, that old TV show. But no, I did

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<v Speaker 2>not give Coop the same courtesy of not telling him.

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<v Speaker 1>I informed him.

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<v Speaker 2>And even if I hadn't informed him, it didn't matter

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<v Speaker 2>because my friend Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Fratto has

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<v Speaker 2>been filling in for me a little bit. There have

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<v Speaker 2>been a couple of people filling in for me, but

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<v Speaker 2>Bernie reached out to Cooper, Loop and others with questions

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<v Speaker 2>about the show, so that normally does not happen, Danny.

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<v Speaker 2>It's normally when you have a fill in show, you

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<v Speaker 2>kind of wait till the last minute. But that's how

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<v Speaker 2>precise our guy Bernie is. So even if I tried

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<v Speaker 2>to hide from Coop and Lorena that I was taking

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<v Speaker 2>time off and be a schmuck, it didn't matter because

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<v Speaker 2>Bernie had stolen my thunder and reached out to them.

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<v Speaker 1>So they are man well aware that I've been gone

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<v Speaker 1>here anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Steven South Carolina right's in. He says, hey, Ben and Danny,

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<v Speaker 2>I saw this story. I thought of you guys. The

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<v Speaker 2>US has introduced AI powered bullet vending machines and they

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<v Speaker 2>say this is very popular.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you intrigued by this? Well, yeah, look at the

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<v Speaker 1>street that we're located on it FSR.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, can you can you buy as many bullets as

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<v Speaker 2>you want? Is there a limonar? I've always argued the

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<v Speaker 2>gun people, the people that want to get rid of guns,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, I don't own a gun, but I

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<v Speaker 2>support people to have guns, because if you get rid

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<v Speaker 2>of guns, if you make guns illegal, only the bad

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<v Speaker 2>guys have the guns, which is I don't think is

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<v Speaker 2>a great idea. But that's a different debate, not for

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<v Speaker 2>the show. But the point is we got a rating

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<v Speaker 2>up to four point nine. Stop ruining it. Well, the

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<v Speaker 2>whole the whole lines about your gun. Isn't the bullet

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<v Speaker 2>the thing that actually kills people, not the gun when

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<v Speaker 2>you think about it, the thing that is the bullet? Right,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a third round anyway. So yeah, I've not spent

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<v Speaker 2>much time thinking is it Steve Here in South Carolina,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got spent much time thinking about bullet vending machines.

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<v Speaker 2>But is that like in the front of Walmart or

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<v Speaker 2>like where would those be?

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<v Speaker 1>Where were you?

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<v Speaker 2>What business would put a bullet vending machine in the

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<v Speaker 2>front of the business. I'm gonna have my gumball machine

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<v Speaker 2>over here. I'm going to have what. I have a

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<v Speaker 2>little toys over here, and then maybe some cactus coolers

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<v Speaker 2>and then I'll have the vending machine. But yeah, that

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<v Speaker 2>is that is wild nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>I just clicked on a story here.

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<v Speaker 2>It says gun owners in Alabama, Oklahoma, and Texas can

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<v Speaker 2>buy ammunition from automated AMMO retail machines anytime they want

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<v Speaker 2>AI power machines.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like getting getting a soda pop. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So this is only in a few southern

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<v Speaker 2>southern states. So this is not and I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>it's in South Carolina? Is it not in South Carolina?

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<v Speaker 1>Steve? You live there anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin in Nashville writes in he says, hey, Ben, are

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<v Speaker 2>you on the hawk to a girls train?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you? Are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know that's the right way to say. Are

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<v Speaker 2>you a fan of a hawk tour? Here? By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>her best friend from the video has also gone viral,

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<v Speaker 2>and there are people on the Internet that said that

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<v Speaker 2>she is prettier. What do you guys say, Kevin in Nashville,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't just like that Gilligan's Island thing, Ginger.

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<v Speaker 1>Marianne, Not really? Because I think the reason Hawktua girl

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<v Speaker 1>caught fire the way she did is there's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like an innocence to her, even though she's being raunchy

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<v Speaker 1>with her words. Yeah, and I don't know if her

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<v Speaker 1>friend comes off that way. I haven't seen the full

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<v Speaker 1>long video that was released with her friend on it,

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<v Speaker 1>just a short clip of Hawktua girl. She's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like girl next door, and I think that's what makes

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<v Speaker 1>her appealing.

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<v Speaker 2>But the friend was trying to tell her to stop

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<v Speaker 2>saying what she was saying. I wasn't a friend in

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<v Speaker 2>the background, like what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>In the short yeah, she's like, oh, like laughing and

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<v Speaker 1>reacting to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, all right, Well, I understand she's made a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of money. I saw that story the other day

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<v Speaker 2>that she's sold over seventy thousand dollars of merchandise.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she signed some contracts for representation and yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>got that merch going with the hat company, and so

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<v Speaker 1>she's doing well for herself already. And we'll see what

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<v Speaker 1>comes of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's the whole Is it a fad or is

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<v Speaker 2>it a trend? Well, it would appear to be a fad,

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<v Speaker 2>but you can make a fair amount of money and

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<v Speaker 2>five years from hour, two years from hour a year

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<v Speaker 2>from now to be like, hey, I'm I'm the old

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<v Speaker 2>Hawk to.

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<v Speaker 1>A Girl and when people already made bumper stickers out

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<v Speaker 1>of her. So it's pretty amazing how she became an

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<v Speaker 1>overnight phenomenon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it was she was part of like a

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<v Speaker 2>YouTube show which I'd never even heard of.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the Tim and d TV show. Yeah, I can

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<v Speaker 1>get those guys on the horn for you if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to interview them.

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<v Speaker 2>Your big fans of there were no.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to get a hold of Hawk to

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<v Speaker 1>a Girl when she first blew up, and I went

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<v Speaker 1>through those guys and they're like, oh, she's not available

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<v Speaker 1>right now, but we do have her contact info because

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<v Speaker 1>she we had to clear, you know, her being on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. As soon as she's available, we'll get her on.

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<v Speaker 1>In the meantime, you could interview us and oh of

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<v Speaker 1>course yeah, And I was like, yeah, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>Covino and Rich want to talk to you. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the price of admission.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we'll get her on, but yeah, meantime we know

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<v Speaker 2>that game, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Back when I did daytime radio, it was like all right,

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<v Speaker 2>so we want to talk, we want to interview, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just use a random like Barry Bonds. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 2>you have to interview the backup catcher because he needs

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<v Speaker 2>to do an interview.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to talk to him. I'm not interested

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<v Speaker 1>in that guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Yeah, you got to interview Matt Williams and Chilie

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<v Speaker 1>Davis to get a will Clark interview. Well, I'd rather

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<v Speaker 1>talk to Chili Davis.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, all right. The next email Zach the Zach

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<v Speaker 2>Attack bartender Zach from Ohio, friend of the show, and

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<v Speaker 2>he has an interesting story he wanted to share with us.

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<v Speaker 2>He says, my wife and I have been married for

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<v Speaker 2>only four months. However, we've been together since twenty fifteen,

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<v Speaker 2>so that's you know, they've been almost.

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<v Speaker 1>Common law marriage there, but they're actual legally married. He says.

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<v Speaker 2>My lovely lady is.

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<v Speaker 1>A twin, but then.

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<v Speaker 2>She is a fan of the show as well. God

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<v Speaker 2>bless her, and Zach says, being a closing bartender, our

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<v Speaker 2>spare room is totally blacked out. She works AM, I

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<v Speaker 2>work PM. That's like what I have most of.

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<v Speaker 1>The time, Zach.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife lately she's been working at night, but her

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<v Speaker 2>big stretches of the time she works the day shift.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyways, Zach says, he works the PM, she works

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<v Speaker 2>the AM. And he says that because of this, she

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<v Speaker 2>did not tell him that her identical twin was coming

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<v Speaker 2>to stay at the house this particular day. Zach also

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<v Speaker 2>wants you to know that he sleeps buck naked, so

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<v Speaker 2>he was sent to the dark room an hour after

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<v Speaker 2>he got home. He was a little hilarious, a little tired,

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<v Speaker 2>and all that zonked out from a busy night at

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<v Speaker 2>the bar.

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<v Speaker 1>He says.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes into the the bedroom, into the normal bedroom,

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<v Speaker 2>not the dark room, to get some name spray, and

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<v Speaker 2>I see, he says. He says, I I saw the

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<v Speaker 2>the way he discovered like a silhouette of his wife

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<v Speaker 2>right there, and uh, she screamed, and uh put a

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<v Speaker 2>towel on. She yelled at it at Zach, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's too late. Uh, And then he says

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<v Speaker 2>it gets worse next week. So I guess he the

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<v Speaker 2>way I I read that he went to get the

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<v Speaker 2>nasal spray. He thought he saw his wife playing with

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<v Speaker 2>his dog. However, it was the doppelganger. The twin pops

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<v Speaker 2>out of the bathroom waving her arms above his head,

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<v Speaker 2>and then his wife says put on the towel. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>how about that. That's uh, that's wild, that's not really

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<v Speaker 2>on you, right?

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<v Speaker 1>You and there? I assume they're identical twins.

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<v Speaker 2>Otherwise it wouldn't be who cares right, wouldn't be that

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<v Speaker 2>big a story.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to hear the rest.

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<v Speaker 3>I think catch how many boobs I sell today?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we'll find out next week. Inquiring minds want to know,

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<v Speaker 2>Same Zach time, Same Zach station. Coming to the podcast

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<v Speaker 2>next week. Jay from Florida, Good luck Zach. Jay from

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<v Speaker 2>Florida writes and says, hey, Ben and Danny, we know

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<v Speaker 2>you hate veggies. Ben, so I saw this week that pumpkins, avocados,

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<v Speaker 2>and tomatoes are actually fruits. Does that mean you are

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<v Speaker 2>You're a fan of them? You will eat them? Ben,

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<v Speaker 2>says Jay from somewhere in Florida. It's kind of a

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<v Speaker 2>big state, Jay, so let's go point by point here

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<v Speaker 2>on the big board. Pumpkins. I used to eat pumpkin

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<v Speaker 2>seeds because my mom would tell me it's like the

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<v Speaker 2>great thing when you cut carba pumpkin. I'll eat pumpkin pie,

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<v Speaker 2>but only on Thanksgiving or Halloween. So other than that,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't eat pumpkin. I only eat ketchup. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>eat tomatoes, and I don't eat avocado because I don't

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<v Speaker 2>like the texture of avocado, so I don't eat that.

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<v Speaker 2>So the only one I will eat is pumpkin. Danny,

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<v Speaker 2>are you a big avocado pumpkin?

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<v Speaker 1>Tomato? Guy? I love avocado, especially with salt on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love guak too. The problem is people chop up

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<v Speaker 1>tomatoes and put fresh tomatoes in a lot of wacamole.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm allergic to fresh tomatoes. So if you've ever seen

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie Murphy and the Nutty Professor, that's what happens to

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<v Speaker 1>me if I eat a fresh tomato.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to point out I am also allergic

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<v Speaker 2>to tomatoes when I look at them, and mushrooms. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>allergic to mushrooms as well, all of them. I really

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<v Speaker 2>am allergic to tomatoes, though, you know. I try to

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<v Speaker 2>tell my kindergarten teacher this. When it was like a

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<v Speaker 2>snack day and they were having us make breakfast sandwiches,

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<v Speaker 2>and she cut a big wedge of tomato and put

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<v Speaker 2>it on my breakfast sandwich, and I begged and pleaded

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<v Speaker 2>with her not to have me eat a tomato because

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<v Speaker 2>I was allergic.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, you just don't want to eat

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<v Speaker 1>your veggies, she said, And she made me take a

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<v Speaker 1>bite of it and I puked all over her puma shoe.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what she gets.

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<v Speaker 2>I've not heard of the tomatoes. I got the peanut

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<v Speaker 2>thing I've for, Like, you know what it is?

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<v Speaker 1>That?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a common allergy tomatoes?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. But what I'm actually allergic to

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<v Speaker 1>is folic acid. Tomatoes are chalked full of folic acid.

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<v Speaker 1>What other foods are filled with that? Assid nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>that level. Like I think I read somewhere the tomatoes

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<v Speaker 1>have the most folic acid. Let me check here.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the big board of folic acid foods.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, I've never been able to take a

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<v Speaker 1>multi vitamin because they have a lot of folic acid

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<v Speaker 1>in them, so I have to take vitamins separately, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a pain in the ass. Oh yeah, that does suck,

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<v Speaker 1>it says legumes. Legomes there. You have no idea what

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<v Speaker 1>that is?

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<v Speaker 2>Sparagus?

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<v Speaker 1>You asparagus only in tiny quantities, so yeah, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>when they'll give you a side of the sparagus with

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<v Speaker 1>like a steak or maybe like, eat one or two

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<v Speaker 1>of them and push the rest to the side of

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<v Speaker 1>the plate.

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<v Speaker 2>It says eggs.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything with eggs interesting. Eggs, don't bother me.

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<v Speaker 2>Leafy greens. One cup of raw spinach provides fifty eight

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<v Speaker 2>point two mcg.

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<v Speaker 1>Of I believe what you're you're trying to avoid.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Brussels sprouts around here, citrus fruits. There's a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of stuff on here, but I guess tomato is the

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<v Speaker 2>one that messages.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, tomatoes the one that messes with me. Pumpkins are great,

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<v Speaker 1>especially pumpkin seeds right around Halloween time. Speaking of teachers,

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<v Speaker 1>did they ever do the thing where they put the

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<v Speaker 1>tray of tinfoil with the pumpkin seeds on there? Put

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<v Speaker 1>them in? Yeah? Yeah, those are so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, that's that's a regular traditional move back in the

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<v Speaker 2>old days, back in the Bronze Age when.

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<v Speaker 1>We were growing up, that was a big thing. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I have some other email, but I want to get

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<v Speaker 2>to the pop quiz. Can we get to the pop quiz?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to make sure we get all thirteen questions.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna grade you, Danny on all unless I don't

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<v Speaker 2>on the We'll get as many as we can. We

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<v Speaker 2>haven't done this in a long time. By popular demand.

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<v Speaker 2>You give the people what they want. The listener is

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<v Speaker 2>always right. You taught me that, Danny, when I used

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<v Speaker 2>to listen to you on radio when I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>The listener is always right. And so here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, I heard you on Dodger Talk when I was

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, not at all, all right, that would be

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<v Speaker 1>a lie.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So these are actual random things we found

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<v Speaker 2>around the internet. We will quiz Danny. G you listening,

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<v Speaker 2>can play along. We call that the home version of

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<v Speaker 2>the game. And it's absolutely free. And here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>The first one up. Five percent of smartphone users admit

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<v Speaker 2>that they have accidentally done this. What is it, Danny,

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<v Speaker 2>drop their phone in the toilet. You're actually pretty close.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give you half credit, all right. They have

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<v Speaker 2>washed their phone with the laundry in the Washington.

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<v Speaker 1>Machine, right, So it involved putting it in water.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it did involve water. I'll give you that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Next up, thirteen percent of us have this physical talent.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, it is a superpower that I have.

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<v Speaker 2>I own this talent. I have this ability. It is genetic.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it from my father. I want to thank

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<v Speaker 2>my old man, Pops, the patriarch of the mall Or family.

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<v Speaker 1>How many, how many? What's the percentage?

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen percent of people have this physical talent. You can

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<v Speaker 2>bend all the way over and touch your chin to

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<v Speaker 2>your balls. I am not as incorrect wiggling our ears

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<v Speaker 2>a wiggle wiggle. I can do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you freak.

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<v Speaker 2>I have that power. There's no way to monetize it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I can wiggle my ears. I can do one

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<v Speaker 2>at a time. I can do both at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>I can do tricks. That's my power. Thirteen percent. Kind

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<v Speaker 2>of tricks could he do with that? Well, that's a

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<v Speaker 2>that's a different podcast. But thirteen I'm in the thirteen percent,

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<v Speaker 2>not the one percent. I'm in the thirteen percent. I

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<v Speaker 2>gotta remember that percent of circus freaks. I got to

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<v Speaker 2>add that to my lexicon. I'm in the thirteen percent

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<v Speaker 2>that have a physical gift.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So you can either dunk a basketball like Lebron James

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<v Speaker 2>or Michael Jordan. You can be a physical freak of

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<v Speaker 2>nature like Yao Ming or Shaquille O'Neal or someone like that,

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<v Speaker 2>or some NFL player, or you can wiggle your ears.

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<v Speaker 2>My power wiggling of the ears. I am such a

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<v Speaker 2>radio loser moving on nearly ninety percent of American families

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<v Speaker 2>by one of these every week. This blows me away.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, this blows me away, ninety percent of

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<v Speaker 2>American families by one of these every single week?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? A bottle of lube? Close? But no?

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<v Speaker 2>How about a pie? A pie was always rare and

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<v Speaker 2>appropriate at the mallor house.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a big event in the classic movie

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<v Speaker 1>American Pie of the Pie.

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<v Speaker 2>That's incredible over that I should get credit, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you a credit your two of three. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>in this one time at van camp, I stuck a fleet.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, like the pie. My mom would bake pies occasionally,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was like for birthdays or like a fourth

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<v Speaker 2>of July are Thanksgiving, we'd have pie. But every week

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<v Speaker 2>getting pie? Doesn't that diminish the pie? Isn't the pie

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<v Speaker 2>not special? That boggles my mind? You would you would

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<v Speaker 2>demote pie? Pie is supposed to be a special thing,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I don't get cakes and pie are not every

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<v Speaker 2>week consumption. It's rare and appropriate.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the fault of the markets and the bakery shoving

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff in our faces all the time. That is true.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Just over half of us say that. We

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<v Speaker 2>may not do this every time we go to the

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<v Speaker 2>grocery store, but we do it quite often. Ride the

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<v Speaker 2>rocket out front that takes quarters. That is correct, unless

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<v Speaker 2>it is not, Unless it's not give to charity.

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<v Speaker 1>At the register. Yeah, I do not. That's a big scam.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't round up. I don't round down.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't believe in that. And you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I round up. When Taco bell says your total

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<v Speaker 1>is four dollars and ninety cents, would you like to

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<v Speaker 1>donate ten cents to a student? Well, yeah, that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need the ten cents back, you know, you're

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<v Speaker 1>good on that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But now, especially the self check We talked about this

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<v Speaker 2>on the podcast before, but the self checkout thing, where

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<v Speaker 2>you're doing all the work. You're going into the store,

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<v Speaker 2>you're doing all you're picking all the groceries. You're then

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<v Speaker 2>going standing online, you're then checking out, you're check you're

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<v Speaker 2>you're scanning the items, which I'm fine with.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind that. But you're doing all the work. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you should be paid. You should get the tip, you

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<v Speaker 1>should be on payroll.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly, and then before you put your credit card in,

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, would you like to donate the you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the sick, dying children of some far away land somewhere

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<v Speaker 2>out in the cosmos. I'm like, I'm good, I'm all right.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll donate the charity on my own terms, on my

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<v Speaker 2>own terms.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Moving on a new study. New study says sixty percent

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<v Speaker 2>of people say this is a serious issue that many

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<v Speaker 2>restaurants need to address.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it, Danny, sixty percent? Oh, this is easy. Cockroaches.

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<v Speaker 2>Only if you're a Denny's in the San Fernando Valley

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<v Speaker 2>that closed twenty years ago and still has an infestation

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<v Speaker 2>of cockroaches.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the we why don't we get like the bugman

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<v Speaker 2>to come out or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>We we made a cockroach jingle from Ohio.

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<v Speaker 2>Al oh see, now you're now you're gonna get another toy.

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<v Speaker 2>The cock roaches. The cock roaches.

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<v Speaker 1>Cock.

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<v Speaker 4>Cock rocha, la cococha. You can't even say it. You

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<v Speaker 4>can't even say it. Man, all right, very very good. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>But the answer, by the way, is that sixty percent

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<v Speaker 2>of people say sixty percent of people say the they're

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<v Speaker 2>too loud, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Restaurants are too loud. Ah, Are you one of.

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<v Speaker 2>Those people yet, Danny? Are we at the age now?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we old enough where we complain it's too loud?

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<v Speaker 1>Or as long as they are paying attention to your table,

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<v Speaker 1>they can have their restaurant as loud as they want. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, let's see here. This is more likely to happen

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<v Speaker 2>to men than women here in the summer.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it getting pants at the pool?

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<v Speaker 2>Getting pants at the pool? Is that correct? No, that

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<v Speaker 2>is incorrect, damn it. The correct answer is getting bit

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<v Speaker 2>by a mosquito.

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<v Speaker 1>Close. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And I would like to point out here, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think I've ever talked about this before on the

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<v Speaker 2>on the Big Show, but I would like to tell

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<v Speaker 2>you right now that this is something in my life

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<v Speaker 2>that I wish it was a little different. I wish

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<v Speaker 2>a little different, but it's not. When I was a

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<v Speaker 2>single guy and I was out and about, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>doing my thing, and women found me very unaty. But

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<v Speaker 2>mosquitoes find me very attractive.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Mosquitoes always want to play foot see with me. They

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<v Speaker 2>want to go right to the bedroom. They look at me, mosquitos,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm a dream boat for mosquitos. They go VavaVoom

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<v Speaker 2>when they see me, Danny. So they've always been attracted me.

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<v Speaker 2>It must be my blood, Danny, it's gotta be my blood.

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<v Speaker 2>They love my blood.

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<v Speaker 1>I hear the same thing from my better half. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's my blood, that's why they love me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, but you should let the lady there, No,

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<v Speaker 2>let the wife know that yet again, though men more

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<v Speaker 2>likely than women to be bit how about that, So

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<v Speaker 2>she's a rare camp there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, thirty, we'll do a couple more and we'll get out.

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<v Speaker 2>I have things to do, Danny. As you know, this

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<v Speaker 2>is not I'm not getting paid for this. It's my love,

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<v Speaker 2>my infatuation with the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty four percent of people say they cannot make this

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<v Speaker 2>meal with out a recipe. Lasagna. No, that actually would

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<v Speaker 2>make some level or sense. Toast what, yeah, let's see,

0:27:10.240 --> 0:27:13.240
<v Speaker 2>let's see, put some butter on the toest. What or

0:27:13.280 --> 0:27:14.800
<v Speaker 2>maybe you don't even put the butter. You wait till

0:27:14.840 --> 0:27:16.439
<v Speaker 2>after the thing's cooked and then you put the butter on.

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<v Speaker 2>But either way, it doesn't matter if you put it

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<v Speaker 2>in the toaster. I mean you pop it up and

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<v Speaker 2>you ate it, you dummies morons?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, did he need a recipe for that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty four percent of people say they cannot make toasts

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<v Speaker 2>without a recipe.

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't even make sense. There's no recipes for toast.

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<v Speaker 2>This is great for us, though, Danny, because it's wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's good for us. There's a lot of dumb

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<v Speaker 2>people out there.

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<v Speaker 1>So are they so dumb that they can't download podcasts? Though?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no comment on that. Our last one day

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<v Speaker 2>to last one naval and marine engineers are trying to

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<v Speaker 2>figure out right now why this can be so painful

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<v Speaker 2>when humans do it, but not to animals. It is, Danny,

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<v Speaker 2>a pool sinky stuck in their butt? How about a

0:28:08.840 --> 0:28:12.080
<v Speaker 2>belly flop? A belly flop? Oh, I was, I should

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<v Speaker 2>get half credit, that's all right. Pool related. You want

0:28:16.320 --> 0:28:17.960
<v Speaker 2>me to grade on a curve? Is what you want

0:28:18.000 --> 0:28:19.399
<v Speaker 2>me to do? I know what you do. We'll get

0:28:19.440 --> 0:28:21.560
<v Speaker 2>out on that. It is Sunday. I will be away

0:28:21.600 --> 0:28:25.800
<v Speaker 2>from the watchtower overnight. A couple more days away from that,

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<v Speaker 2>as I head back from the far far away destination,

0:28:30.400 --> 0:28:33.200
<v Speaker 2>secret location. I'll be back a couple of days from now,

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<v Speaker 2>So a couple more nights with.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean San Francisco, that's where you said you are

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<v Speaker 1>with your wife right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm hanging out in the tender Loin District one

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<v Speaker 2>and hanging out there. Have a great time. Danny, Are

0:28:43.080 --> 0:28:44.040
<v Speaker 2>you on vacation?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you got going on here? Way? So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So we are packing currently right now, not for a

0:28:50.400 --> 0:28:53.880
<v Speaker 1>quick San Diego turnaround, but for my week off with

0:28:54.000 --> 0:28:56.760
<v Speaker 1>Coveno and rich being off as well. We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>go camping. My in laws do an annual camping trip

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<v Speaker 1>in Morro Bay, California, for a week during every summer.

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<v Speaker 1>They camp right there on the beach overlooking the rock.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Moro Bay.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a great place to go and you can hang

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<v Speaker 2>out there and you can see that that that's where

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<v Speaker 2>the nuclear power thing is.

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<v Speaker 1>You can see that too. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like it looks like it out of the Simpsons.

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<v Speaker 1>It's romantic.

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<v Speaker 2>You can those otters. There's always a big thing waters

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<v Speaker 2>right and stingrays. Yeah, sting rays as well. It's it's great.

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<v Speaker 2>You can tattle board if you want. You can go

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<v Speaker 2>in the water or just stay in the campground.

0:29:37.760 --> 0:29:40.400
<v Speaker 1>We'll go on the little boats to fish on the water.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, and usually you pull stingrays up instead of fish. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and moral rock.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was there, they said it was a giant

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<v Speaker 2>like it was volcanic remains right, that's from a volcano.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, have a wonderful week again. I'll be back

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<v Speaker 2>in a few days there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're vegan and a friend will be with you

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<v Speaker 1>next week.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Ali, So you have any vegan questions, you

0:30:04.360 --> 0:30:06.680
<v Speaker 2>can send them into the next week's mail bag A

0:30:06.760 --> 0:30:08.920
<v Speaker 2>real fifth hour at gmail dot com. Real fifth Hour

0:30:08.960 --> 0:30:12.000
<v Speaker 2>at gmail dot com. Have a great rest of your day.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll catch you next time.

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<v Speaker 1>Unplug and enjoy yourself. Aloha, mahalo gott a murder. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go.