1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:01,200 Speaker 1: Greetings. 2 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:04,480 Speaker 2: It is I Big Ben and this the latest edition 3 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:07,960 Speaker 2: of the Fifth Hour with Me and Danny G. 4 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:08,520 Speaker 1: Radio. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:13,080 Speaker 2: Happy Sunday to you from a secret location, thousands of 6 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 2: miles away from the continental United States, at a tropical paradise. 7 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 2: We recorded this podcast prior to the events of yesterday, 8 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 2: recorded it early in the day on Saturday. The attempt 9 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:31,920 Speaker 2: at Donald Trump's life President Trump, so we will not 10 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:32,839 Speaker 2: be touching that here. 11 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: We are aware of it. Crazy day in US history. 12 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 2: This is obviously not a political podcast, so we will 13 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 2: not be talking about it on this edition, but. 14 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: We are aware of it. Just want to let you know. 15 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,519 Speaker 2: Hope you enjoyed today's podcast. Remember I'll be back on 16 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 2: the radio a little bit later in the week. I've 17 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 2: got a few more nights away and then I will 18 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 2: be back behind the microphones on the Overnight show. But 19 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 2: here is the Fifth Hour with me Big Ben and 20 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 2: my man Danny G Radio kabooms. 21 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:07,639 Speaker 3: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 22 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 3: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 23 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:14,760 Speaker 3: of the old Republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He 24 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,760 Speaker 3: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 25 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 3: rich pill Poppers in the Penthouse. Wow, the Clearinghouse of 26 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,759 Speaker 3: Hot Takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 27 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 3: with Ben Mallard starts right now. 28 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 2: In the air Everywhere The Fifth Hour with Me, Big 29 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 2: Ben and Danny g Radio as we slide in to 30 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 2: a Sunday as I am hanging out broadcasting from off 31 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 2: the beaten Path in Casablanca. I'm hanging out in Casablanca, 32 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 2: and oh, what amazing place it is, the Kingdom of 33 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 2: Babylon or Benny On I guess, I guess you call 34 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 2: you king the King of Benyon. 35 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 1: Told me you guys were staying in Catalina. No, no, no, no, 36 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: we're not. 37 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 2: We're not staying in Catlina. We actually decided Sacramento this 38 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,160 Speaker 2: time of the year is a wonderful place to visit. 39 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 2: And so we're enjoying Sacramento and we we bought some 40 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:17,360 Speaker 2: coconuts and there's some palm trees over there. We're having 41 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 2: my tie and we're joining beautiful Sacramento. 42 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 1: It's wonderful. So absolutely on. 43 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 2: This podcast, we've got the pop Quiz. We will have 44 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 2: a hybrid mail bag. Got a few mail bag questions 45 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,359 Speaker 2: this week. I was away from my post on the 46 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 2: radio show. So a few questions that we'll get to 47 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 2: and all of that, but let's start Danny with the 48 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 2: fun fact. 49 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:43,920 Speaker 1: I need a fun fact from Ohio. And now, yesterday 50 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,960 Speaker 1: I told you you had already met your quota for 51 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 1: the weekend. 52 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,200 Speaker 2: Danny, I have a new toy. And when I have 53 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 2: a new toy, I am going to enjoy the new toy. 54 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 2: I'm going to enjoy my toy. I like the toy. 55 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:59,400 Speaker 2: It's it's my birthday and I'm gonna unwrap the toy again. 56 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: I choked on this one last time. 57 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 2: And we thank you Ohio. Al at that beach boys 58 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,360 Speaker 2: vibe for the summer. So the Eiffel Tower. Have you 59 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 2: ever been to the Eiffel Tower in Vegas? Yes, that's 60 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 2: the fin that my friend. I have a couple of 61 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 2: friends who are in Europe on vacation, and then they'll 62 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 2: send me for I think I talked about this last 63 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 2: week on the podcast. But they'll send me photos of 64 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 2: different places in Europe. I've seen that, you know, that's 65 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,920 Speaker 2: at the Bellagio. You know that's uh whatever, and so 66 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 2: it's uh. 67 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 1: It's it's pretty good. 68 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 2: The guy was in Venice at the canals in Venice, 69 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, I've seen that's a hotel 70 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 2: the guy, the guy with the red hat or whatever 71 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 2: at the hotel in Vegas. Anyway, the the Eiffel Tower. 72 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 2: Fun fact, it actually gets taller in the summer. Yeah, 73 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 2: when when the weather is warmer, the metal, yeah, metal 74 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 2: objects get bigger. It's called thermal expansion, which basically means, 75 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 2: in layman terms, the heat causes materials like metal. 76 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 1: It's huge, really big metal cock. 77 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:15,840 Speaker 2: It's not phallous at this point, it's standing standing tall. 78 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,160 Speaker 2: So because of this, the Eiffel Tower, it grows during 79 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:22,600 Speaker 2: the summer. It can grow up to that's weel terminology, 80 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:27,840 Speaker 2: up to five point nine inches taller insert your own 81 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:32,239 Speaker 2: joke right there. Ah, but five point nine inches taller 82 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 2: during the summer than it is the rest of the year. 83 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 2: And but wait, there's more. The tower tilts away from 84 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 2: the sun when the weather gets really hot, so it's 85 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 2: it's a leaning tower of Parie. Now the sun only 86 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 2: shines on one side of the Eiffel Tower, which means 87 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:55,640 Speaker 2: it is not balanced on all four sides. As a result, 88 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 2: we are told that it also leans up to again 89 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 2: five point nine inches in one direction, so it grows 90 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 2: by almost six inches and it leans almost six inches. 91 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,680 Speaker 2: I think there's a pill you can take for that 92 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:14,840 Speaker 2: second part. 93 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: I don't know. There's some kind of lean with it, 94 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 1: rock with it, lean with it. 95 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 2: It's probably an advertiser that we have that we can 96 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 2: get to help you with that and work in the 97 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:30,720 Speaker 2: gym and in the bedroom. There's my fun fact all 98 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 2: about the Eiffel Tower. All right, so let's get to 99 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 2: the mail bag, Danny, and then we will have a 100 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:41,360 Speaker 2: nice big long pop quiz A file thirteen pop quiz. 101 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,280 Speaker 1: Okay, but we've got the mail bag first. You ready 102 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:45,760 Speaker 1: for that. Let's go yet again. 103 00:05:45,839 --> 00:06:00,600 Speaker 2: Ohioo, it's. 104 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 1: All right, thank you, ohiool. 105 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 2: Message from Alf from a desert island, he says, Ben, 106 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:10,400 Speaker 2: did you extend the same courtesy to Coop and not 107 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:15,040 Speaker 2: tell him that you were going on vacation? Well, great question, al, 108 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,160 Speaker 2: thank you. I hope you enjoy your vacation, have a 109 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 2: fine time. Wherever the great Alf goes, I think Alf 110 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,840 Speaker 2: goes somewhere out and outer space. That's his comfort zone, 111 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 2: his happy place out there, far far away. But for me, 112 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:31,679 Speaker 2: as I hang out here in Maybury on the Andy 113 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:35,080 Speaker 2: Riffiths show, that old TV show. But no, I did 114 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 2: not give Coop the same courtesy of not telling him. 115 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:38,680 Speaker 1: I informed him. 116 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:43,000 Speaker 2: And even if I hadn't informed him, it didn't matter 117 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:48,600 Speaker 2: because my friend Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Fratto has 118 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:49,920 Speaker 2: been filling in for me a little bit. There have 119 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,279 Speaker 2: been a couple of people filling in for me, but 120 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:57,280 Speaker 2: Bernie reached out to Cooper, Loop and others with questions 121 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:02,040 Speaker 2: about the show, so that normally does not happen, Danny. 122 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:05,240 Speaker 2: It's normally when you have a fill in show, you 123 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,320 Speaker 2: kind of wait till the last minute. But that's how 124 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:12,440 Speaker 2: precise our guy Bernie is. So even if I tried 125 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 2: to hide from Coop and Lorena that I was taking 126 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,680 Speaker 2: time off and be a schmuck, it didn't matter because 127 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 2: Bernie had stolen my thunder and reached out to them. 128 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,120 Speaker 1: So they are man well aware that I've been gone 129 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 1: here anyway. 130 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:29,239 Speaker 2: Steven South Carolina right's in. He says, hey, Ben and Danny, 131 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 2: I saw this story. I thought of you guys. The 132 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 2: US has introduced AI powered bullet vending machines and they 133 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,520 Speaker 2: say this is very popular. 134 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:44,240 Speaker 1: Are you intrigued by this? Well, yeah, look at the 135 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,320 Speaker 1: street that we're located on it FSR. 136 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,960 Speaker 2: Now, can you can you buy as many bullets as 137 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,280 Speaker 2: you want? Is there a limonar? I've always argued the 138 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,160 Speaker 2: gun people, the people that want to get rid of guns, 139 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,200 Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't own a gun, but I 140 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:01,160 Speaker 2: support people to have guns, because if you get rid 141 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 2: of guns, if you make guns illegal, only the bad 142 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,440 Speaker 2: guys have the guns, which is I don't think is 143 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 2: a great idea. But that's a different debate, not for 144 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,640 Speaker 2: the show. But the point is we got a rating 145 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,240 Speaker 2: up to four point nine. Stop ruining it. Well, the 146 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,640 Speaker 2: whole the whole lines about your gun. Isn't the bullet 147 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,840 Speaker 2: the thing that actually kills people, not the gun when 148 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 2: you think about it, the thing that is the bullet? Right, 149 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 2: that's a third round anyway. So yeah, I've not spent 150 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:27,160 Speaker 2: much time thinking is it Steve Here in South Carolina, 151 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 2: I've got spent much time thinking about bullet vending machines. 152 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,040 Speaker 2: But is that like in the front of Walmart or 153 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:32,800 Speaker 2: like where would those be? 154 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:33,320 Speaker 1: Where were you? 155 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:37,960 Speaker 2: What business would put a bullet vending machine in the 156 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,080 Speaker 2: front of the business. I'm gonna have my gumball machine 157 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:44,599 Speaker 2: over here. I'm going to have what. I have a 158 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:48,200 Speaker 2: little toys over here, and then maybe some cactus coolers 159 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:53,080 Speaker 2: and then I'll have the vending machine. But yeah, that 160 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,800 Speaker 2: is that is wild nuts. 161 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 1: I just clicked on a story here. 162 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:02,760 Speaker 2: It says gun owners in Alabama, Oklahoma, and Texas can 163 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:10,560 Speaker 2: buy ammunition from automated AMMO retail machines anytime they want 164 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:11,960 Speaker 2: AI power machines. 165 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,679 Speaker 1: It's like getting getting a soda pop. Wow. 166 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,439 Speaker 2: All right, So this is only in a few southern 167 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,560 Speaker 2: southern states. So this is not and I don't think 168 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:23,559 Speaker 2: it's in South Carolina? Is it not in South Carolina? 169 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,600 Speaker 1: Steve? You live there anyway? 170 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,959 Speaker 2: Kevin in Nashville writes in he says, hey, Ben, are 171 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,600 Speaker 2: you on the hawk to a girls train? 172 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:35,400 Speaker 1: Are you? Are you? 173 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,640 Speaker 2: I don't know that's the right way to say. Are 174 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:42,040 Speaker 2: you a fan of a hawk tour? Here? By the way, 175 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:47,120 Speaker 2: her best friend from the video has also gone viral, 176 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,520 Speaker 2: and there are people on the Internet that said that 177 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:54,920 Speaker 2: she is prettier. What do you guys say, Kevin in Nashville, 178 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:59,360 Speaker 2: isn't just like that Gilligan's Island thing, Ginger. 179 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:04,520 Speaker 1: Marianne, Not really? Because I think the reason Hawktua girl 180 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,880 Speaker 1: caught fire the way she did is there's kind of 181 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,720 Speaker 1: like an innocence to her, even though she's being raunchy 182 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,000 Speaker 1: with her words. Yeah, and I don't know if her 183 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,920 Speaker 1: friend comes off that way. I haven't seen the full 184 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,679 Speaker 1: long video that was released with her friend on it, 185 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,400 Speaker 1: just a short clip of Hawktua girl. She's kind of 186 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,160 Speaker 1: like girl next door, and I think that's what makes 187 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:26,760 Speaker 1: her appealing. 188 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:30,440 Speaker 2: But the friend was trying to tell her to stop 189 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,480 Speaker 2: saying what she was saying. I wasn't a friend in 190 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,720 Speaker 2: the background, like what are you doing? 191 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,600 Speaker 1: In the short yeah, she's like, oh, like laughing and 192 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:37,400 Speaker 1: reacting to it. 193 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:41,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right, Well, I understand she's made a 194 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,400 Speaker 2: lot of money. I saw that story the other day 195 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:48,080 Speaker 2: that she's sold over seventy thousand dollars of merchandise. 196 00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:53,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, she signed some contracts for representation and yeah, she's 197 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:57,280 Speaker 1: got that merch going with the hat company, and so 198 00:10:57,559 --> 00:11:01,079 Speaker 1: she's doing well for herself already. And we'll see what 199 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:01,679 Speaker 1: comes of it. 200 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the whole Is it a fad or is 201 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:08,040 Speaker 2: it a trend? Well, it would appear to be a fad, 202 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,960 Speaker 2: but you can make a fair amount of money and 203 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,400 Speaker 2: five years from hour, two years from hour a year 204 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,600 Speaker 2: from now to be like, hey, I'm I'm the old 205 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:16,199 Speaker 2: Hawk to. 206 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,480 Speaker 1: A Girl and when people already made bumper stickers out 207 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:22,720 Speaker 1: of her. So it's pretty amazing how she became an 208 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:23,800 Speaker 1: overnight phenomenon. 209 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was she was part of like a 210 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 2: YouTube show which I'd never even heard of. 211 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:32,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, the Tim and d TV show. Yeah, I can 212 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,839 Speaker 1: get those guys on the horn for you if you 213 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:34,800 Speaker 1: want to interview them. 214 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,120 Speaker 2: Your big fans of there were no. 215 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 1: I was trying to get a hold of Hawk to 216 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,960 Speaker 1: a Girl when she first blew up, and I went 217 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,520 Speaker 1: through those guys and they're like, oh, she's not available 218 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,480 Speaker 1: right now, but we do have her contact info because 219 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:50,000 Speaker 1: she we had to clear, you know, her being on 220 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,679 Speaker 1: the show. As soon as she's available, we'll get her on. 221 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:56,080 Speaker 1: In the meantime, you could interview us and oh of 222 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,800 Speaker 1: course yeah, And I was like, yeah, I don't think 223 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,600 Speaker 1: Covino and Rich want to talk to you. Yeah, that's 224 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,679 Speaker 1: the price of admission. 225 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Speaker 2: Maybe we'll get her on, but yeah, meantime we know 226 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:06,880 Speaker 2: that game, right. 227 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:07,320 Speaker 1: Yeah. 228 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,840 Speaker 2: Back when I did daytime radio, it was like all right, 229 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:14,800 Speaker 2: so we want to talk, we want to interview, you know, 230 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,160 Speaker 2: I'll just use a random like Barry Bonds. Okay, but 231 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:22,080 Speaker 2: you have to interview the backup catcher because he needs 232 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:22,840 Speaker 2: to do an interview. 233 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,720 Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to him. I'm not interested 234 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:26,200 Speaker 1: in that guy. 235 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:26,719 Speaker 2: Man. 236 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,800 Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, you got to interview Matt Williams and Chilie 237 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:32,720 Speaker 1: Davis to get a will Clark interview. Well, I'd rather 238 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,640 Speaker 1: talk to Chili Davis. 239 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:39,040 Speaker 2: But anyway, all right. The next email Zach the Zach 240 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:43,480 Speaker 2: Attack bartender Zach from Ohio, friend of the show, and 241 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,440 Speaker 2: he has an interesting story he wanted to share with us. 242 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,200 Speaker 2: He says, my wife and I have been married for 243 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:51,319 Speaker 2: only four months. However, we've been together since twenty fifteen, 244 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,800 Speaker 2: so that's you know, they've been almost. 245 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,720 Speaker 1: Common law marriage there, but they're actual legally married. He says. 246 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,040 Speaker 2: My lovely lady is. 247 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,720 Speaker 1: A twin, but then. 248 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:02,080 Speaker 2: She is a fan of the show as well. God 249 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:07,960 Speaker 2: bless her, and Zach says, being a closing bartender, our 250 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:12,840 Speaker 2: spare room is totally blacked out. She works AM, I 251 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,480 Speaker 2: work PM. That's like what I have most of. 252 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,079 Speaker 1: The time, Zach. 253 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,839 Speaker 2: My wife lately she's been working at night, but her 254 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,000 Speaker 2: big stretches of the time she works the day shift. 255 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,920 Speaker 2: So anyways, Zach says, he works the PM, she works 256 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:29,960 Speaker 2: the AM. And he says that because of this, she 257 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:34,280 Speaker 2: did not tell him that her identical twin was coming 258 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:38,880 Speaker 2: to stay at the house this particular day. Zach also 259 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:42,160 Speaker 2: wants you to know that he sleeps buck naked, so 260 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,960 Speaker 2: he was sent to the dark room an hour after 261 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,160 Speaker 2: he got home. He was a little hilarious, a little tired, 262 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,520 Speaker 2: and all that zonked out from a busy night at 263 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:50,840 Speaker 2: the bar. 264 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:52,520 Speaker 1: He says. 265 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:57,640 Speaker 2: He goes into the the bedroom, into the normal bedroom, 266 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:01,600 Speaker 2: not the dark room, to get some name spray, and 267 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:06,200 Speaker 2: I see, he says. He says, I I saw the 268 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,800 Speaker 2: the way he discovered like a silhouette of his wife 269 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:17,400 Speaker 2: right there, and uh, she screamed, and uh put a 270 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,160 Speaker 2: towel on. She yelled at it at Zach, I said, 271 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,640 Speaker 2: I think it's too late. Uh, And then he says 272 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,000 Speaker 2: it gets worse next week. So I guess he the 273 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:29,640 Speaker 2: way I I read that he went to get the 274 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,560 Speaker 2: nasal spray. He thought he saw his wife playing with 275 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:37,960 Speaker 2: his dog. However, it was the doppelganger. The twin pops 276 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,800 Speaker 2: out of the bathroom waving her arms above his head, 277 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,600 Speaker 2: and then his wife says put on the towel. So yeah, 278 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:49,440 Speaker 2: how about that. That's uh, that's wild, that's not really 279 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,200 Speaker 2: on you, right? 280 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,080 Speaker 1: You and there? I assume they're identical twins. 281 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,960 Speaker 2: Otherwise it wouldn't be who cares right, wouldn't be that 282 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:56,640 Speaker 2: big a story. 283 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:58,680 Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear the rest. 284 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:03,120 Speaker 3: I think catch how many boobs I sell today? 285 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:07,040 Speaker 2: Oh, we'll find out next week. Inquiring minds want to know, 286 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:11,440 Speaker 2: Same Zach time, Same Zach station. Coming to the podcast 287 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,360 Speaker 2: next week. Jay from Florida, Good luck Zach. Jay from 288 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:17,280 Speaker 2: Florida writes and says, hey, Ben and Danny, we know 289 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:22,360 Speaker 2: you hate veggies. Ben, so I saw this week that pumpkins, avocados, 290 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:25,800 Speaker 2: and tomatoes are actually fruits. Does that mean you are 291 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,080 Speaker 2: You're a fan of them? You will eat them? Ben, 292 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:32,280 Speaker 2: says Jay from somewhere in Florida. It's kind of a 293 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,560 Speaker 2: big state, Jay, so let's go point by point here 294 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:40,080 Speaker 2: on the big board. Pumpkins. I used to eat pumpkin 295 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,360 Speaker 2: seeds because my mom would tell me it's like the 296 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,160 Speaker 2: great thing when you cut carba pumpkin. I'll eat pumpkin pie, 297 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:49,240 Speaker 2: but only on Thanksgiving or Halloween. So other than that, 298 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,920 Speaker 2: I don't eat pumpkin. I only eat ketchup. I don't 299 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:57,360 Speaker 2: eat tomatoes, and I don't eat avocado because I don't 300 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,840 Speaker 2: like the texture of avocado, so I don't eat that. 301 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,080 Speaker 2: So the only one I will eat is pumpkin. Danny, 302 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,680 Speaker 2: are you a big avocado pumpkin? 303 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:08,840 Speaker 1: Tomato? Guy? I love avocado, especially with salt on it. 304 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:12,240 Speaker 1: I love guak too. The problem is people chop up 305 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:15,720 Speaker 1: tomatoes and put fresh tomatoes in a lot of wacamole. 306 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,240 Speaker 1: I'm allergic to fresh tomatoes. So if you've ever seen 307 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,160 Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy and the Nutty Professor, that's what happens to 308 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,440 Speaker 1: me if I eat a fresh tomato. 309 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 2: I would like to point out I am also allergic 310 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:29,080 Speaker 2: to tomatoes when I look at them, and mushrooms. I'm 311 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,800 Speaker 2: allergic to mushrooms as well, all of them. I really 312 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,880 Speaker 2: am allergic to tomatoes, though, you know. I try to 313 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,800 Speaker 2: tell my kindergarten teacher this. When it was like a 314 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:40,400 Speaker 2: snack day and they were having us make breakfast sandwiches, 315 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,000 Speaker 2: and she cut a big wedge of tomato and put 316 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,920 Speaker 2: it on my breakfast sandwich, and I begged and pleaded 317 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,560 Speaker 2: with her not to have me eat a tomato because 318 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,240 Speaker 2: I was allergic. 319 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,400 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you just don't want to eat 320 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:54,840 Speaker 1: your veggies, she said, And she made me take a 321 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:59,680 Speaker 1: bite of it and I puked all over her puma shoe. 322 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:01,880 Speaker 1: That's what she gets. 323 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,200 Speaker 2: I've not heard of the tomatoes. I got the peanut 324 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,960 Speaker 2: thing I've for, Like, you know what it is? 325 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:06,440 Speaker 1: That? 326 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,760 Speaker 2: Is that a common allergy tomatoes? 327 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,000 Speaker 1: I don't think so. But what I'm actually allergic to 328 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:15,240 Speaker 1: is folic acid. Tomatoes are chalked full of folic acid. 329 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:19,159 Speaker 1: What other foods are filled with that? Assid nothing to 330 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:23,159 Speaker 1: that level. Like I think I read somewhere the tomatoes 331 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:27,120 Speaker 1: have the most folic acid. Let me check here. 332 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:32,639 Speaker 2: This is the big board of folic acid foods. 333 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,879 Speaker 1: And you know, I've never been able to take a 334 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,800 Speaker 1: multi vitamin because they have a lot of folic acid 335 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,200 Speaker 1: in them, so I have to take vitamins separately, which 336 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,920 Speaker 1: is a pain in the ass. Oh yeah, that does suck, 337 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:48,879 Speaker 1: it says legumes. Legomes there. You have no idea what 338 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,320 Speaker 1: that is? 339 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,560 Speaker 2: Sparagus? 340 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:56,040 Speaker 1: You asparagus only in tiny quantities, so yeah, like you know, 341 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,040 Speaker 1: when they'll give you a side of the sparagus with 342 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:01,040 Speaker 1: like a steak or maybe like, eat one or two 343 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:02,679 Speaker 1: of them and push the rest to the side of 344 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,080 Speaker 1: the plate. 345 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:04,720 Speaker 2: It says eggs. 346 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:08,840 Speaker 1: Anything with eggs interesting. Eggs, don't bother me. 347 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:13,400 Speaker 2: Leafy greens. One cup of raw spinach provides fifty eight 348 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,440 Speaker 2: point two mcg. 349 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,040 Speaker 1: Of I believe what you're you're trying to avoid. 350 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,880 Speaker 2: I'm Brussels sprouts around here, citrus fruits. There's a lot 351 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,639 Speaker 2: of stuff on here, but I guess tomato is the 352 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,200 Speaker 2: one that messages. 353 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, tomatoes the one that messes with me. Pumpkins are great, 354 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:34,160 Speaker 1: especially pumpkin seeds right around Halloween time. Speaking of teachers, 355 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,040 Speaker 1: did they ever do the thing where they put the 356 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,080 Speaker 1: tray of tinfoil with the pumpkin seeds on there? Put 357 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:42,359 Speaker 1: them in? Yeah? Yeah, those are so good. 358 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,960 Speaker 2: Yep, that's that's a regular traditional move back in the 359 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,480 Speaker 2: old days, back in the Bronze Age when. 360 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,360 Speaker 1: We were growing up, that was a big thing. Yeah. 361 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,600 Speaker 2: I have some other email, but I want to get 362 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,160 Speaker 2: to the pop quiz. Can we get to the pop quiz? 363 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,919 Speaker 2: I want to make sure we get all thirteen questions. 364 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,480 Speaker 2: I'm gonna grade you, Danny on all unless I don't 365 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,520 Speaker 2: on the We'll get as many as we can. We 366 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,320 Speaker 2: haven't done this in a long time. By popular demand. 367 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:08,399 Speaker 2: You give the people what they want. The listener is 368 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,639 Speaker 2: always right. You taught me that, Danny, when I used 369 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,359 Speaker 2: to listen to you on radio when I was a kid. 370 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,439 Speaker 2: The listener is always right. And so here we go. 371 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,840 Speaker 1: Here, I heard you on Dodger Talk when I was 372 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,520 Speaker 1: a kid, not at all, all right, that would be 373 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:20,880 Speaker 1: a lie. 374 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,520 Speaker 2: All right, So these are actual random things we found 375 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,520 Speaker 2: around the internet. We will quiz Danny. G you listening, 376 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,359 Speaker 2: can play along. We call that the home version of 377 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:34,760 Speaker 2: the game. And it's absolutely free. And here we go. 378 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:39,920 Speaker 2: The first one up. Five percent of smartphone users admit 379 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:45,679 Speaker 2: that they have accidentally done this. What is it, Danny, 380 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:50,359 Speaker 2: drop their phone in the toilet. You're actually pretty close. 381 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:52,399 Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you half credit, all right. They have 382 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,480 Speaker 2: washed their phone with the laundry in the Washington. 383 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,280 Speaker 1: Machine, right, So it involved putting it in water. 384 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, it did involve water. I'll give you that one. 385 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,919 Speaker 2: Next up, thirteen percent of us have this physical talent. 386 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:06,520 Speaker 1: What is it? 387 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,760 Speaker 2: By the way, it is a superpower that I have. 388 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:12,640 Speaker 2: I own this talent. I have this ability. It is genetic. 389 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,920 Speaker 2: I got it from my father. I want to thank 390 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:19,240 Speaker 2: my old man, Pops, the patriarch of the mall Or family. 391 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,240 Speaker 1: How many, how many? What's the percentage? 392 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:26,720 Speaker 2: Thirteen percent of people have this physical talent. You can 393 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,800 Speaker 2: bend all the way over and touch your chin to 394 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:35,440 Speaker 2: your balls. I am not as incorrect wiggling our ears 395 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,159 Speaker 2: a wiggle wiggle. I can do it. 396 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, you freak. 397 00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:42,480 Speaker 2: I have that power. There's no way to monetize it. 398 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,520 Speaker 2: But I can wiggle my ears. I can do one 399 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,160 Speaker 2: at a time. I can do both at the same time. 400 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:50,480 Speaker 2: I can do tricks. That's my power. Thirteen percent. Kind 401 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,600 Speaker 2: of tricks could he do with that? Well, that's a 402 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:56,159 Speaker 2: that's a different podcast. But thirteen I'm in the thirteen percent, 403 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,439 Speaker 2: not the one percent. I'm in the thirteen percent. I 404 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,920 Speaker 2: gotta remember that percent of circus freaks. I got to 405 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,359 Speaker 2: add that to my lexicon. I'm in the thirteen percent 406 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,080 Speaker 2: that have a physical gift. 407 00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:07,359 Speaker 1: Yeah. 408 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,760 Speaker 2: So you can either dunk a basketball like Lebron James 409 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:14,679 Speaker 2: or Michael Jordan. You can be a physical freak of 410 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:18,399 Speaker 2: nature like Yao Ming or Shaquille O'Neal or someone like that, 411 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,639 Speaker 2: or some NFL player, or you can wiggle your ears. 412 00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:25,800 Speaker 2: My power wiggling of the ears. I am such a 413 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:30,760 Speaker 2: radio loser moving on nearly ninety percent of American families 414 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,440 Speaker 2: by one of these every week. This blows me away. 415 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,920 Speaker 2: By the way, this blows me away, ninety percent of 416 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,840 Speaker 2: American families by one of these every single week? 417 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:43,600 Speaker 1: What is it? A bottle of lube? Close? But no? 418 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:47,359 Speaker 2: How about a pie? A pie was always rare and 419 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,080 Speaker 2: appropriate at the mallor house. 420 00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:51,320 Speaker 1: It was like a big event in the classic movie 421 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,840 Speaker 1: American Pie of the Pie. 422 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,480 Speaker 2: That's incredible over that I should get credit, all right, 423 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,800 Speaker 2: I'll give you a credit your two of three. Oh 424 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,720 Speaker 2: in this one time at van camp, I stuck a fleet. 425 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,280 Speaker 2: But yeah, like the pie. My mom would bake pies occasionally, 426 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:15,160 Speaker 2: but it was like for birthdays or like a fourth 427 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:20,000 Speaker 2: of July are Thanksgiving, we'd have pie. But every week 428 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:24,119 Speaker 2: getting pie? Doesn't that diminish the pie? Isn't the pie 429 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,639 Speaker 2: not special? That boggles my mind? You would you would 430 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,120 Speaker 2: demote pie? Pie is supposed to be a special thing, 431 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,760 Speaker 2: Like I don't get cakes and pie are not every 432 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,760 Speaker 2: week consumption. It's rare and appropriate. 433 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,119 Speaker 1: It's the fault of the markets and the bakery shoving 434 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,920 Speaker 1: that stuff in our faces all the time. That is true. 435 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,440 Speaker 2: All right, Just over half of us say that. We 436 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,679 Speaker 2: may not do this every time we go to the 437 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:51,560 Speaker 2: grocery store, but we do it quite often. Ride the 438 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:56,639 Speaker 2: rocket out front that takes quarters. That is correct, unless 439 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,879 Speaker 2: it is not, Unless it's not give to charity. 440 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:04,400 Speaker 1: At the register. Yeah, I do not. That's a big scam. 441 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,000 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't round up. I don't round down. 442 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,320 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't believe in that. And you know 443 00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:13,080 Speaker 1: what I round up. When Taco bell says your total 444 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,919 Speaker 1: is four dollars and ninety cents, would you like to 445 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,240 Speaker 1: donate ten cents to a student? Well, yeah, that's cool. 446 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,800 Speaker 1: You don't need the ten cents back, you know, you're 447 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,360 Speaker 1: good on that. Yeah. 448 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,440 Speaker 2: But now, especially the self check We talked about this 449 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,960 Speaker 2: on the podcast before, but the self checkout thing, where 450 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,960 Speaker 2: you're doing all the work. You're going into the store, 451 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,240 Speaker 2: you're doing all you're picking all the groceries. You're then 452 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,280 Speaker 2: going standing online, you're then checking out, you're check you're 453 00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,080 Speaker 2: you're scanning the items, which I'm fine with. 454 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,560 Speaker 1: I don't mind that. But you're doing all the work. Yeah, 455 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,879 Speaker 1: you should be paid. You should get the tip, you 456 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,440 Speaker 1: should be on payroll. 457 00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,679 Speaker 2: Exactly, and then before you put your credit card in, 458 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,320 Speaker 2: they're like, would you like to donate the you know, 459 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Speaker 2: the sick, dying children of some far away land somewhere 460 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,840 Speaker 2: out in the cosmos. I'm like, I'm good, I'm all right. 461 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,639 Speaker 2: I'll donate the charity on my own terms, on my 462 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,400 Speaker 2: own terms. 463 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:03,560 Speaker 1: All right. 464 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:08,720 Speaker 2: Moving on a new study. New study says sixty percent 465 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:12,280 Speaker 2: of people say this is a serious issue that many 466 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,960 Speaker 2: restaurants need to address. 467 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,880 Speaker 1: What is it, Danny, sixty percent? Oh, this is easy. Cockroaches. 468 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,879 Speaker 2: Only if you're a Denny's in the San Fernando Valley 469 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,199 Speaker 2: that closed twenty years ago and still has an infestation 470 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,000 Speaker 2: of cockroaches. 471 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:26,680 Speaker 1: Uh. 472 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, the we why don't we get like the bugman 473 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,400 Speaker 2: to come out or something like that. 474 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,960 Speaker 1: We we made a cockroach jingle from Ohio. 475 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,359 Speaker 2: Al oh see, now you're now you're gonna get another toy. 476 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:41,560 Speaker 2: The cock roaches. The cock roaches. 477 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:41,840 Speaker 1: Cock. 478 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,480 Speaker 4: Cock rocha, la cococha. You can't even say it. You 479 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:56,040 Speaker 4: can't even say it. Man, all right, very very good. Uh. 480 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,399 Speaker 2: But the answer, by the way, is that sixty percent 481 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,399 Speaker 2: of people say sixty percent of people say the they're 482 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,199 Speaker 2: too loud, the. 483 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,840 Speaker 1: Restaurants are too loud. Ah, Are you one of. 484 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,679 Speaker 2: Those people yet, Danny? Are we at the age now? 485 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,080 Speaker 2: Are we old enough where we complain it's too loud? 486 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,800 Speaker 1: Or as long as they are paying attention to your table, 487 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,520 Speaker 1: they can have their restaurant as loud as they want. Yeah, 488 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,240 Speaker 1: all right. 489 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,760 Speaker 2: Uh, let's see here. This is more likely to happen 490 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,080 Speaker 2: to men than women here in the summer. 491 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,679 Speaker 1: What is it getting pants at the pool? 492 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,520 Speaker 2: Getting pants at the pool? Is that correct? No, that 493 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,600 Speaker 2: is incorrect, damn it. The correct answer is getting bit 494 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,879 Speaker 2: by a mosquito. 495 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,080 Speaker 1: Close. Yeah. 496 00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:37,520 Speaker 2: And I would like to point out here, and I 497 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,000 Speaker 2: don't think I've ever talked about this before on the 498 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,920 Speaker 2: on the Big Show, but I would like to tell 499 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:48,040 Speaker 2: you right now that this is something in my life 500 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,760 Speaker 2: that I wish it was a little different. I wish 501 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:54,000 Speaker 2: a little different, but it's not. When I was a 502 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,720 Speaker 2: single guy and I was out and about, you know, 503 00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:00,520 Speaker 2: doing my thing, and women found me very unaty. But 504 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,600 Speaker 2: mosquitoes find me very attractive. 505 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:03,399 Speaker 1: Okay. 506 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,920 Speaker 2: Mosquitoes always want to play foot see with me. They 507 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:11,000 Speaker 2: want to go right to the bedroom. They look at me, mosquitos, 508 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,919 Speaker 2: and I'm a dream boat for mosquitos. They go VavaVoom 509 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,199 Speaker 2: when they see me, Danny. So they've always been attracted me. 510 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,479 Speaker 2: It must be my blood, Danny, it's gotta be my blood. 511 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,920 Speaker 2: They love my blood. 512 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,720 Speaker 1: I hear the same thing from my better half. She's like, 513 00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,080 Speaker 1: it's my blood, that's why they love me. 514 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:32,560 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but you should let the lady there, No, 515 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:36,720 Speaker 2: let the wife know that yet again, though men more 516 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,479 Speaker 2: likely than women to be bit how about that, So 517 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,239 Speaker 2: she's a rare camp there. 518 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all. 519 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,240 Speaker 2: Right, thirty, we'll do a couple more and we'll get out. 520 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,399 Speaker 2: I have things to do, Danny. As you know, this 521 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:53,360 Speaker 2: is not I'm not getting paid for this. It's my love, 522 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,320 Speaker 2: my infatuation with the podcast. 523 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:56,800 Speaker 1: So this one. 524 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,359 Speaker 2: Thirty four percent of people say they cannot make this 525 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:04,600 Speaker 2: meal with out a recipe. Lasagna. No, that actually would 526 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:10,120 Speaker 2: make some level or sense. Toast what, yeah, let's see, 527 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,240 Speaker 2: let's see, put some butter on the toest. What or 528 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,800 Speaker 2: maybe you don't even put the butter. You wait till 529 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,439 Speaker 2: after the thing's cooked and then you put the butter on. 530 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,399 Speaker 2: But either way, it doesn't matter if you put it 531 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,000 Speaker 2: in the toaster. I mean you pop it up and 532 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,560 Speaker 2: you ate it, you dummies morons? 533 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,680 Speaker 1: Wait, did he need a recipe for that? Yeah? 534 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,439 Speaker 2: Thirty four percent of people say they cannot make toasts 535 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,320 Speaker 2: without a recipe. 536 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,880 Speaker 1: That doesn't even make sense. There's no recipes for toast. 537 00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,640 Speaker 2: This is great for us, though, Danny, because it's wonderful. 538 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,240 Speaker 2: Because it's good for us. There's a lot of dumb 539 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:39,920 Speaker 2: people out there. 540 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:44,600 Speaker 1: So are they so dumb that they can't download podcasts? Though? 541 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,560 Speaker 2: I have no comment on that. Our last one day 542 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:51,399 Speaker 2: to last one naval and marine engineers are trying to 543 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,800 Speaker 2: figure out right now why this can be so painful 544 00:27:56,200 --> 00:28:00,600 Speaker 2: when humans do it, but not to animals. It is, Danny, 545 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:08,800 Speaker 2: a pool sinky stuck in their butt? How about a 546 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:12,080 Speaker 2: belly flop? A belly flop? Oh, I was, I should 547 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:16,320 Speaker 2: get half credit, that's all right. Pool related. You want 548 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,960 Speaker 2: me to grade on a curve? Is what you want 549 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,399 Speaker 2: me to do? I know what you do. We'll get 550 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,560 Speaker 2: out on that. It is Sunday. I will be away 551 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,800 Speaker 2: from the watchtower overnight. A couple more days away from that, 552 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,040 Speaker 2: as I head back from the far far away destination, 553 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,200 Speaker 2: secret location. I'll be back a couple of days from now, 554 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,520 Speaker 2: So a couple more nights with. 555 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,719 Speaker 1: You mean San Francisco, that's where you said you are 556 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:37,600 Speaker 1: with your wife right now. 557 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm hanging out in the tender Loin District one 558 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,040 Speaker 2: and hanging out there. Have a great time. Danny, Are 559 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,040 Speaker 2: you on vacation? 560 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,200 Speaker 1: What do you got going on here? Way? So, yeah, 561 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,320 Speaker 1: So we are packing currently right now, not for a 562 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,880 Speaker 1: quick San Diego turnaround, but for my week off with 563 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,760 Speaker 1: Coveno and rich being off as well. We're going to 564 00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,760 Speaker 1: go camping. My in laws do an annual camping trip 565 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:04,560 Speaker 1: in Morro Bay, California, for a week during every summer. 566 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,960 Speaker 1: They camp right there on the beach overlooking the rock. 567 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:15,880 Speaker 1: I love Moro Bay. 568 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,720 Speaker 2: It's a great place to go and you can hang 569 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,640 Speaker 2: out there and you can see that that that's where 570 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,160 Speaker 2: the nuclear power thing is. 571 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,959 Speaker 1: You can see that too. Yeah. 572 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it looks like it out of the Simpsons. 573 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:26,880 Speaker 1: It's romantic. 574 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,880 Speaker 2: You can those otters. There's always a big thing waters 575 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,760 Speaker 2: right and stingrays. Yeah, sting rays as well. It's it's great. 576 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,960 Speaker 2: You can tattle board if you want. You can go 577 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,640 Speaker 2: in the water or just stay in the campground. 578 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,400 Speaker 1: We'll go on the little boats to fish on the water. 579 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:45,080 Speaker 1: And yeah, and usually you pull stingrays up instead of fish. Yeah, 580 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,000 Speaker 1: and moral rock. 581 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,880 Speaker 2: When I was there, they said it was a giant 582 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:52,400 Speaker 2: like it was volcanic remains right, that's from a volcano. 583 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there you go. 584 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,600 Speaker 2: All right, have a wonderful week again. I'll be back 585 00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:58,800 Speaker 2: in a few days there. 586 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're vegan and a friend will be with you 587 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:01,480 Speaker 1: next week. 588 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,320 Speaker 2: All right, Ali, So you have any vegan questions, you 589 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,680 Speaker 2: can send them into the next week's mail bag A 590 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,920 Speaker 2: real fifth hour at gmail dot com. Real fifth Hour 591 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:12,000 Speaker 2: at gmail dot com. Have a great rest of your day. 592 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,280 Speaker 2: We'll catch you next time. 593 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:19,600 Speaker 1: Unplug and enjoy yourself. Aloha, mahalo gott a murder. I 594 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:19,960 Speaker 1: gotta go.