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Speaker 1: Still world, would your sillion.

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Speaker 2: Pieces would.

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Speaker 1: Banana da bananas?

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Speaker 3: Banana guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to a bonusade bananas.

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Speaker 4: Hi right, Hey, Curtie b If I sound a little slurry,

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Speaker 4: it's not because I'm day drinking. I'm still keeping up

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Speaker 4: with my dry sixty nine, don't worry. And I have

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Speaker 4: a little bit of a cold and I'm on some

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Speaker 4: advil multi symptom cold and flu.

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Speaker 2: Dude, does that have does that have a pedrin in it?

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Speaker 4: Or it probably does? I'm not sure, but I just

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Speaker 4: know that when I was recording the ads for Bananas yesterday,

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Speaker 4: I was I started feeling a little sick yesterday and

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Speaker 4: I took it and I sounded so insane reading those ads.

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Speaker 4: I recorded one ad eight times. I couldn't say temperature.

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Speaker 4: I was like temperature.

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Speaker 2: Temporary.

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Speaker 4: I was like temperature if your temperature is too hot?

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Speaker 4: And I was like, what is happening? Like my brain

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Speaker 4: and my mouth are just it's a slow treadmill.

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Speaker 3: Those things though. All cold cold medication has never worked

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Speaker 3: for me. It's always just it's always just like do

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Speaker 3: you want to feel sick or do you want to

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Speaker 3: feel fucking crazy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's your two choices.

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Speaker 3: You could feel sick or you could just feel crazy

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Speaker 3: cold medicine. But they recently came out with all these

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Speaker 3: studies that all cold medication, all of it crossed the board,

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Speaker 3: does not work because it treats the wrong things.

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Speaker 2: Oh good, isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 4: Well? I've also been hitting myself with like the the

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Speaker 4: La Special of like a triple ginger kale orange juice thing,

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Speaker 4: and so I have so much ginger throwing throw see

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Speaker 4: flowing through my veins that I feel like you could

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Speaker 4: make a real sweet cocktail out of my blood right now.

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Speaker 4: If you have oh hell yeah, a real nice Moscow

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Speaker 4: Mule Sands vodka, pump it through my.

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Speaker 3: Whenever you get sick, and you just like pump it

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Speaker 3: of stuff. I wonder always afterwards if your body is

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Speaker 3: just like, wait, but where is the constant inflammation from

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Speaker 3: ginger that I love so much?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like you could see like cartoon dwarfs working

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Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden it's like, and then

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Speaker 4: everybody has to kick into gear and they're all in

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Speaker 4: speed and they're Wall Street traders. And then two days later,

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Speaker 4: back to sleepy town.

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Speaker 2: Back to sleeptown. Gus woke up at four.

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Speaker 4: Good.

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Speaker 3: We have them on a new type of medication and

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Speaker 3: we can't get the dosage right. And it's so good

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Speaker 3: for him, the medication and the and the but if

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Speaker 3: we just if we're wrong by just a little bit, he.

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Speaker 2: He can't sleep.

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Speaker 3: And it's so fucked up on all levels, you know

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Speaker 3: what I mean, Like, I feel so bad for him.

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Speaker 3: And then also I'm a zombie all day long. I've

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's funny. It's sometimes you feel like you're I

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Speaker 4: used to really have this when we lived in New York,

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Speaker 4: even move. It's Zach, You're just so defeated. Yeah, you

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Speaker 3: I've been like, I've been faced with a lot of

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Speaker 3: I both we're just like we're just gonna have to

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Speaker 2: That's how crazy I feel right now.

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Speaker 4: Well that's good because now we're gonna give advice to

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Speaker 4: coming in to bring the lofts, and truly Banana's advice.

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Speaker 4: Follow this advice at your own discretion, because it might

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Speaker 4: be the worst advice, it might be great advice. We're

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Speaker 4: I was in home depot yesterday and there was this

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Speaker 4: He's like a little sponge. You can talk with him

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Speaker 3: It would totally work.

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Speaker 4: It absolutely worked. Shout out to the other Dry sixty

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Speaker 4: nine ers out there, which we've had at least five

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Speaker 4: people say I'm going to do Dry sixty nine, including

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Speaker 4: one of our banimals whose birthday is on March twelfth,

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Speaker 4: Pom Poms is also going to do it. So yeah,

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Speaker 4: if you go sixty nine days in twenty twenty four,

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Speaker 2: Nine And here is our first listener calling in for

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Speaker 2: you advice. Yay, Hi, my name is Maggie.

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Speaker 5: I have recorded this so many times to try to

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Speaker 2: Try to be fast.

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Speaker 5: So my father's friends used to host a couple of

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Speaker 5: week long survivor kind of event at a campsite. We'd

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Speaker 5: all camp together in a group site. We'd have daily

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Speaker 5: The more ridiculous, the better. Thanks, love the pod, Bye.

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Speaker 4: Okay one cool, cool, dad, cool, oh friends.

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Speaker 2: Totally cool. I really love it. I don't.

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Speaker 3: But the the part that I chaf a bit against

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Speaker 3: give me some something bomb?

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Speaker 4: What was that tiger bomb? Oh? Put it on? Chafing?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what was the the powder? It's the green It's

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Speaker 3: the green powder that you use to powder your crotch

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Speaker 2: And it's gold bombs, gold bombs, medicated.

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Speaker 3: Powder to delight a delight you want, you want to

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Speaker 4: You got wind in your sails, you got two little

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Speaker 3: The competition part is what chafes me just a little

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and so it's community, right, yeah, but.

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Speaker 3: This sounds like it would probably be incredibly fun and

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Speaker 4: Okay, So I have a real one, and then I'll

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Speaker 4: do I'll come into some bananas ones on the fly.

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Speaker 4: I'll try to improvise some. So the real one is

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Speaker 4: one that we used to do it at Campoo Talk,

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Speaker 4: and then they can gather everything they want, but you only.

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Speaker 3: They can take as long as they want to build there.

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Speaker 3: They're kind of like fire Bundle.

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Speaker 4: It's one match go and the first person to build

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Speaker 3: But so wait, okay, this is such a great I

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Speaker 3: love this idea. So are you allowed to gather your

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Speaker 4: You get your match and then you go go and

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Speaker 4: then everybody has their space so you scatters. Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: then everybody it's just who can build a fire and

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Speaker 3: Because I find, as a person who is obsessed with

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Speaker 3: the match. If you you build a proper fire, you

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Speaker 3: don't touch it. You just light the match. But it's

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Speaker 3: it's like an it's like forty minutes of building a

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Speaker 4: Right, So do you go, Well, we'll see, we'll have

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Speaker 4: to let it play out. Okay, let's do some dumb ones.

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Speaker 3: So I don't really even know, so survive I've never

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Speaker 3: watched Survivor.

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Speaker 2: Survivors just like do things in the woods for money?

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Speaker 4: but it was two. It would be two teams and

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Speaker 3: It's like, what's fascinating about is that in one day

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Speaker 3: And guess what, you know, it's really funny in Australia

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Speaker 4: That's a good bit.

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Speaker 4: I miss the Banana phone only for the Australians that called.

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Speaker 7: Would have an idea of something to say when I sneeze.

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Speaker 3: Now, this is right up the benefit boy Sally, we

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Speaker 2: My first go to is like a sneeze. So this

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Speaker 4: me laugh so very hard. Did this penamaals say what

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Speaker 2: I bet you it's dusty old papers.

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00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,280
Speaker 3: But you know what, I also would recommend maybe popa

439
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 3: zertech before before work, you know, do an allergy, do

440
00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:11,199
Speaker 3: an antihistamine that maybe will or unless it's just that

441
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:15,040
Speaker 3: your nose is getting tickled by the fine particulates, then

442
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,760
Speaker 3: there's nothing you can do about a little tickling.

443
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,720
Speaker 2: Nothing, nothing at all, all.

444
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,880
Speaker 4: In favor of Stephanie sees and say sneeze and then

445
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:29,479
Speaker 4: then sneeze. Oh that's such a bubber. I've had those jobs.

446
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:33,199
Speaker 4: I've had those temp and office jobs where you just

447
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,720
Speaker 4: have to stuff envelopes and papers and file things for

448
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,760
Speaker 4: weeks at a time, and it is. It does put

449
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:42,720
Speaker 4: your different headspace. It is you understand factory work. Like

450
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,400
Speaker 4: when people are like, yeah, you start to lose your mind,

451
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,640
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I remember that.

452
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,960
Speaker 3: I used to have to do it in the basement

453
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 3: of a of a vice principal for a Catholic school.

454
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,359
Speaker 4: Oh boy, good boy.

455
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 3: And and it was just like statue was stuffing, it

456
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:01,119
Speaker 3: was stuffing letters for a chain of commerce. I believe

457
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 3: I was eighteen years old and he was just a

458
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 3: little a bit of a cree b guy. Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise.

459
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,439
Speaker 3: And I was in his little basement just working for

460
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:17,679
Speaker 3: hours by myself. And I can still I can, you know,

461
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 3: oh man, I can still taste the paste that was

462
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,119
Speaker 3: on the envelopes that I had to lick and like

463
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,879
Speaker 3: seal them after each one. So it was just like

464
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 3: thousands and thousands of like envelopes that I was stuffing

465
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 3: and then licking and then and mailing.

466
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 4: Ooh, I'm surprised still with us. What if we flip this?

467
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 4: What if we figure out a way for Stephanie to

468
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:43,919
Speaker 4: reward the person who says God bless you or or

469
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:47,080
Speaker 4: whatever they say there. So what if we say, you

470
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,399
Speaker 4: need to get a big plastic nose like double Dare style,

471
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 4: maybe not that big, and get just you know what,

472
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,960
Speaker 4: do people like Reese's peanut butter cups, maybe peanut butters

473
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 4: out because there's a lot of non kit cats kit

474
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,400
Speaker 4: cats mini kit cats. Fill that plastic nose with kitkats

475
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 4: and let everybody know, first person say God bless you

476
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 4: gets KitKat and then when you sneeze whoever says it,

477
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 4: just throw it at them, throw them a KitKat all

478
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:13,120
Speaker 4: around the office. Then suddenly people aren't rooting against you,

479
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,160
Speaker 4: They're rooting for you to sneeze. And then they don't

480
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 4: think you're a villain, they think you're a hero.

481
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,120
Speaker 3: That's what I call a classic Scotty flip the script.

482
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 4: That's right, So get yourself a plastic nose, which I'm

483
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 4: sure exists on the internet. I was thinking about eBay

484
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 4: the other day, Kurt, do you ever think about eBay?

485
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:31,879
Speaker 2: Uh?

486
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:35,479
Speaker 4: Barely? Go ahead, so you know, this is what I

487
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:39,120
Speaker 4: was thinking eBay. I was trying to think of the

488
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 4: oldest websites that haven't really changed, that are still.

489
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 3: Debe hasn't changed at all exactly, and it's filled with scams.

490
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 3: I tried to sell something on eBay once and I

491
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 3: was just contacted by scams. But it was like robots

492
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 3: trying to get me to mail them the stuff. It

493
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 3: was crazy.

494
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what I was sick it. I

495
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 4: was like, it is weird that in two thousand whatever,

496
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 4: you and I knew what eBay was. Every late night

497
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,160
Speaker 4: host everything I know and letterman joke was about sell

498
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 4: it on eBay. And then if you go to eBay now,

499
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 4: it looks basically exactly how it's looked for twenty one years.

500
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 4: And I was trying to think of another website that's

501
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 4: as old that just never Craigslist.

502
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 2: Craigslist it is exact same time.

503
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 4: And Wikipedia. I don't know how old Wikipedia is, right,

504
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 4: that's basically looked the same. But it's fascinating that, like

505
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 4: with all the innovation, there's always new websites, and there's

506
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 4: always you know, there's TikTok and there's now. It's like,

507
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 4: but good old eBay just chugging right along just a yard.

508
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 3: I bet you, I know, And I bet you it's

509
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 3: because a lot of their customers are on dial up.

510
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,199
Speaker 3: I bet you that's exactly why that they're still on

511
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 3: dial up. So it's just like, is that a thing? Yeah,

512
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 3: it must be a thing. People are still on dial up?

513
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 4: Right for sure? There's still I mean, for some reason,

514
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 4: whenever you try to get new internet, they try to

515
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 4: get your landline. So I don't know what that scam is,

516
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 4: but they're like, and you probably want a landline with

517
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 4: that fiber internet.

518
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 2: It's like, why would you think that, No.

519
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 4: I already getting a phone from you.

520
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,119
Speaker 3: That's like when if you buy a car and they're like,

521
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,639
Speaker 3: and would you want to get a horse with that

522
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 3: as well?

523
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 2: It's like, no, I have, I just got a car.

524
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 4: Yeah. Anyways, Stephanie, go go find a big plastic nose,

525
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 4: figure out what the most favorite majority candy is. And

526
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 4: every time you see he's the first person to say God,

527
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 4: bless you or bless you. Just throw them without even

528
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 4: looking and keep filing away. Make you the highlight of

529
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 4: everybody's day.

530
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 2: Okay, here's another one. Come in our way.

531
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 9: Hey, banana boys, this is Trina Day one, California bananamal

532
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 9: who who lives in a very small town in Norway,

533
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:55,360
Speaker 9: and I need some bananas advice.

534
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:55,919
Speaker 4: Cool.

535
00:25:56,040 --> 00:26:00,159
Speaker 9: I'm turning thirty in February and I would like to

536
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,719
Speaker 9: have a party with my friends to celebrate, and I

537
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 9: would like to have some kind of a theme for

538
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 9: my thirtieth birthday.

539
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 4: Everybody gets a cake.

540
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,959
Speaker 9: I have no idea what to do and thought you

541
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 9: guys could probably come up with some pretty great ideas.

542
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 7: Thanks for being great.

543
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 4: Bye, and everybody gets a cake because everybody came to mind.

544
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 4: So if you invite ten people, you're gonna have to

545
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 4: buy ten sheet cakes, get everybody's name on it. Everybody

546
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 4: gets a happy birthday. But you can just do the

547
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,199
Speaker 4: end happy birthday do or where do they do?

548
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,239
Speaker 3: Or you just do it like like, let's imagine how

549
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 3: long is a birthday party for an adult?

550
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 2: Like four hours long? Maybe yeah?

551
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:38,160
Speaker 4: Yeah?

552
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 2: Yeah?

553
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 3: So then that means and if you have what so

554
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,879
Speaker 3: every fifteen minutes, it's another there you go, it's another

555
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,399
Speaker 3: birthday celebration.

556
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 4: And that person gets to blow out their candles and

557
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 4: make a wish. So every person gets a sheet cake

558
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 4: with their name on it and gets to blow out candles.

559
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 4: I think everybody will have a great time because then

560
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 4: you go, now it's Kurts turned and you go, all right,

561
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,360
Speaker 4: Kurt make a wish and everybody poses and cheers. Make

562
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 4: it about everybody else. Everybody gets a cake. Was literally

563
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 4: the first thing that popped in my mind.

564
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 2: I mean, and it's it's brilliant and it's genius.

565
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,199
Speaker 4: I love it. And it's not that expensive. Go to

566
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 4: whatever grocery stores they have in Norway and just buy

567
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 4: some little sheet cakes, some little you know. I think

568
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 4: it's fun. Also, it might make you more selective of

569
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 4: Hugh you invite, you might only invite your ten closest friends,

570
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 4: and then you don't have to buy ten sheet cakes.

571
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 2: Another idea too, to go with that idea is.

572
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 3: That at my thirtieth birthday, I had a cardboard cutout

573
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:33,479
Speaker 3: of myself that Matt Murphy made of me that was

574
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 3: just standing and welcoming people.

575
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,439
Speaker 4: Was that the dance party one in Midtown or like

576
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:39,640
Speaker 4: in the twenties, Oh.

577
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, the dance party one with a lot of Red

578
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 3: Bull and Colt forty five.

579
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 4: I believe that was a wild party and a.

580
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 2: Pile, a wild fucking party.

581
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 4: A pile of coats because you have a winter birthday.

582
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 4: And so we walked in and somebody was like, hey, Scotty,

583
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 4: just throw your coat on that pile, and like, we walked.

584
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 4: I was with somebody else and we just threw it

585
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 4: on this giant pile of coats and then I just

586
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 4: saw you dancing so hard.

587
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 2: It was.

588
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:09,919
Speaker 3: It was at a I guess it was above a studio,

589
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,199
Speaker 3: meaning like a rehearsal studio, and so it was just

590
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,160
Speaker 3: a huge, big empty space.

591
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 2: We had a DJ.

592
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 3: We had a very good DJ, and we had like

593
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 3: good lights and stuff like that, and a really good

594
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 3: sound system that I had to like go and pick

595
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 3: up from the Madagascar Institute. Thank you Madagascar and Stude,

596
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 3: thank you Hackett who like lent us the sound system.

597
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 3: And then at like four in the morning we had

598
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 3: to like break it all down and put it back

599
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 3: in a car and like lock the car up and

600
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 3: park it overnight.

601
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 4: But that was a crazy But that's a good idea.

602
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So if you got cardboard cutouts.

603
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 3: I don't know how expensive cardboard cutouts are, but going

604
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 3: with that, it's like when they walk in, there's ten cakes,

605
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 3: ten cardboard cutouts of those people behind the cakes.

606
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 4: I like a cardboard cutout of the birthday person of Trina. Yeah,

607
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 4: that's cool because then you can be like, all right,

608
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 4: so just to go take this thing on an adventure

609
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 4: with you. It's your flat, Stanley, it's your party Trina.

610
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 2: There you go Party Trina.

611
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 4: Everybody gets a cake and Party Trina. Those are our

612
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 4: votes where somebody you take it to work, take photos

613
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 4: of Party Trina until people get bored of it. But

614
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 4: that's a fun idea. I want send it to La.

615
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 4: We'll take a photo with Party Trina. Also, I recently

616
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 4: found out I'm six percent Norwegian, so I can really

617
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 4: relate to Trina on a very sub ten percent wavelength.

618
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 2: All right, here we go, there we go, Hi banana boys.

619
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 6: My name is Alexi, and I'm looking for some advice

620
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 6: for a ten year high school reunion that's coming up. Yeah,

621
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 6: my high school reunion is coming up this year and

622
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 6: we're doing it at mcminimon's Edgefield, which is a really

623
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 6: cool mcminimu's location. I think you guys have brought them

624
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 6: up in the podcast before, but this location has multiple bars,

625
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 6: multiple restaurants where you and jump around open container and

626
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 6: you know, move from barna bar. So if I don't

627
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 6: want to talk to people that I don't want to,

628
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 6: I don't have to. But anyway, I'm really nervous because

629
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 6: I had a lot of friends in high school. I

630
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 6: really enjoyed high school. I was one of those weirdos.

631
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 6: But I'm excited for this reunion, but also really nervous

632
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 6: because I feel like with this comes a lot of

633
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 6: people wanting to brag and lots of awkward small talk.

634
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 6: So do you have any advice for that and maybe

635
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 6: any bits I could do while I'm walking around the reunion?

636
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 4: Thank you, Thank you. Ten year twenty eight ish twenty

637
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 4: eight Ish twenty nine ish.

638
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 2: I've never been to a high school reunion, Scottie.

639
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're well, I've never much wanted.

640
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 2: I've never wanted to. Have you been to one.

641
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:53,959
Speaker 4: I went to one and it was I think, I

642
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 4: think I went to my ten year, are thinking my

643
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 4: ten year? And it was fine. It wasn't anything great. Yeah.

644
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,719
Speaker 4: It was downtown Baltimore, a power plant live and I

645
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 4: took a woman that was dating and another a girl

646
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 4: that I went to high school with. Walked up to

647
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 4: that woman and goes, you're not really his girlfriend, right?

648
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 4: And she goes yeah, and he goes, we heard he

649
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 4: was gay and dancing on Broadway, and I always was

650
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 4: like cool. So because I moved to New York after

651
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 4: high school, the best guest of what I was up

652
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 4: to was I'm gay and dancing on Broadway and I

653
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 4: just brought a beard with me Baltimore. Fucking idea.

654
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 2: It's just like what he went to New York.

655
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 4: Well, he's gay and dancing on Broadway. It's just they

656
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Speaker 4: go to the they go to ted you think you're

657
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 4: better than me? New York one hundred and seventy eight

658
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 4: miles north of here. Yeah, So I didn't go back

659
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Speaker 4: after that. But actually it was like a perfect way

660
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Speaker 4: to likely even be Like you think I would have

661
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Speaker 4: showed up to this if I was dancing on Broadway.

662
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Speaker 3: No way, No, I would be performing on Broadway tonight.

663
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Speaker 2: I have eight shows a week.

664
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. It was so damn funny.

665
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Speaker 3: Uh okay, fun bits. First off, mcminimuons are always very fun.

666
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Speaker 4: Yes. In the Oregon southern Washington region of the Pacific Northwest.

667
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Speaker 2: Look, a lot of people, just a lot of people

668
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Speaker 2: go with lying.

669
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Speaker 3: I feel like lying is a common idea at high

670
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 3: school reunions, so you just like make something up and

671
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Speaker 3: just go with it.

672
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Speaker 4: I would say, take your old yearbook or some people

673
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 4: call annuals. I would say, take it with you with

674
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 4: a pen and say, hey, if anything's changed, will you

675
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 4: re sign my yearbook with what you want to say

676
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 4: now you've had some time to reflect on it. So

677
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 4: I would get everybody to sign your yearbook ten years later.

678
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 3: I I just want you to take a look at

679
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 3: what you wrote, and I just wanted to see if

680
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 3: you thought that was good enough for me and just

681
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 3: kind of like correct it.

682
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Speaker 4: That's right, because also then if you forget people's names,

683
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 4: you can just book in your year book and you'll

684
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 4: see their name really quickly, and then everybody will be like, damn,

685
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 4: she remembered all of us.

686
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 3: Also, what you can do is play yearbook bingo. Okay,

687
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 3: And so you're trying to get a row across or

688
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 3: up and down or diagonal on a page.

689
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 4: This is great.

690
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 3: And so you're walking around and then you can just

691
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 3: you can get out of any conversation that way, sorry

692
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 3: if it sucks, and be like, sorry, I gotta go

693
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 3: continue to play your book.

694
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Speaker 4: Troy's over there, and he's the upper right corner. I

695
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 4: got to get across. Ye, excuse me, really funny. Sorry sorry,

696
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 4: Ddre is at my center square. I gotta get going.

697
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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, just be like yeah, yeah, bring your yearbook

698
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 3: and you just have like just be putting a little

699
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 3: like oh, bring a bring a bingo inkstick that just

700
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 3: like puts the circles on. Yes, And that's my suggestion.

701
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Speaker 4: What are those things called a stamper, a stomper? What

702
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 4: are those what are those bingo blotter?

703
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: Uh?

704
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 4: Everybody's yelling at there. Yeah, everybody's yelling at their biggest

705
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 4: stanker a dobber. God worried. It shows that we never

706
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 4: played bingo a dobber, Bring a dobber. Don't care destroy

707
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 4: your yearbook, but yeah, bring your yearbook. Play yearbook bingo,

708
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 4: and and tell people if they regret what they signed

709
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 4: that they can and edit it and re sign it

710
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 4: right now and get it right. But have fun. It's

711
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 4: gonna be a better time than you think. And you're

712
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 4: probably gonna end up talking to somebody that you're not

713
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 4: expecting to. I talk to a lot of friends that

714
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 4: I wasn't necessarily best friends within high school and just

715
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,800
Speaker 4: they were the most like me ten years later.

716
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Speaker 2: Well that's very interesting.

717
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

718
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, My one of my best friends I did not

719
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:48,240
Speaker 2: speak to in high school and we sat directly behind

720
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 2: like he sat directly behind me or no, he was

721
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 2: directly in front of me in homeroom, and he is

722
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 2: like one of my best friends now. I talk to

723
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 2: him almost every day.

724
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 3: And Rob Andrew Jess and we went to high school

725
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 3: together and we did not become friends friends. He claims

726
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 3: we were friends in high school, and I doubt it until.

727
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 2: Like after we graduated college.

728
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 4: So if you wanted really weird people out too, a

729
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 4: cheap way to do that that's also nice is go

730
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Speaker 4: to a garden center before you go and buy as

731
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Speaker 4: many packs of wild flower seed packets as you can

732
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 4: and keep them in your purser bag. And anybody that

733
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 4: has a great conversation with you that you're happy to see,

734
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 4: just give them some free wild flowers for the next

735
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Speaker 4: year and say, I'll be thinking about you when these bloom.

736
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 4: Think about me. I'll be thinking about you. You make

737
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,919
Speaker 4: the world a little prettier place. It's click to see.

738
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Speaker 4: Hope these pop up for you next year. I'll be

739
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Speaker 4: thinking about you. People.

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Speaker 2: So many of those will be in the trash at

741
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,919
Speaker 2: the end of the night. I were people, I would

742
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 2: put it in my pocket and be like, this is

743
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 2: actually very cool. You're a very interesting person.

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Speaker 8: Hate an En boys. My name is Alex and I'm

745
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 8: getting married in May. My fiance his name is also Alex.

746
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Speaker 4: Coolol.

747
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Speaker 2: We just were.

748
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Speaker 8: Wondering if you guys have any ideas for some ways

749
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Speaker 8: to make the reception fun. Yeah, it's gonna be a

750
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 8: pretty small event, like twenty to twenty five people, so

751
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 8: we're curious. Yeah, if you have any unique, cost effective

752
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 8: fun ideas for things to do.

753
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 7: During that time.

754
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Speaker 8: So, yeah, if you got any suggestions that would be great.

755
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 8: Love to hear what you come up with, Love the pod.

756
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 2: Thanks. You know what I'm noticing, Scotti, what's up.

757
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 3: Is that a lot of people are asking, like how

758
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 3: to make it more bananas, which is great, right, Yeah,

759
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 3: and that was back to your book idea, like make

760
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 3: it bananas, and we should we should really do that.

761
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 3: Anybody who's in the book publishing industry. We want to

762
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 3: write a book. It's called make It Bananas.

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00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, It's how to take any event and make it bananas.

764
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 3: And we'll just have like five hundred different types of

765
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 3: events and then we'll have like fifteen ideas for each

766
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 3: event on how to make it bananas.

767
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 4: And then some of our own stories of times where

768
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 4: we did it. I think that's a book. I think

769
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 4: Urban Outfitters would love to put that on coffee tables

770
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 4: in every dorm room in North America. And beyond you

771
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,879
Speaker 4: talking you Woe, I'm talking about Urban I like where

772
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:28,320
Speaker 4: people work there. They're like, I'll work at Urban Cool. Alex.

773
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 3: First of all, Alex, great voice, great voice, great that

774
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 3: it's Alex and Alex. The Alex's asks, Alex's I.

775
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 4: Have one idea that I've always wanted somebody to do.

776
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 4: I don't understand why people don't do this. It's so easy,

777
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 4: especially with a twenty five person reception. First wedding, second reception.

778
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 2: First feed it in a second.

779
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 4: Drink, dance, eat cake, and then circle them up like

780
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 4: they're going to press you to dance in the middle

781
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 4: of the dance floor. Guess what you're gonna do. Gonna

782
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 4: get married in that circle in a real quick, real

783
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 4: quick wedding right in between, and have everybody, as it's

784
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 4: going start chanting I love you quietly until they're screaming it.

785
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 4: And when you guys say I do to each other,

786
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 4: have them screaming I love you, and then keep partying.

787
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 4: I love that reception, first wedding, second, and then have

788
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 4: everybody go.

789
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 2: I love you, I love you, I love you, I.

790
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 4: Love And then everybody's gonna be super pumped and everybody's

791
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 4: gonna be drunk and on your side. It's just gonna

792
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 4: build to a great crescendo because everybody sits through the

793
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 4: wedding to get to the reception.

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Speaker 3: Mm hm oh yeah, right, exactly one hundred percent. I

795
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 3: think that that's a great idea. I also think food

796
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 3: and alcohol the moment people arrive absolutely because you imagine

797
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 3: everyone has got Everyone got there the night before, everyone

798
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 3: saw people, maybe drank a little bit, maybe stayed up

799
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,959
Speaker 3: later than they're used to know me. Then they got

800
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,399
Speaker 3: up in the morning, they saw people they have seen

801
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 3: in a while. It's been harried, they've been rushing to

802
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 3: get ready, and then they just show up and it's

803
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 3: party time. That's that's like, yes, as opposed to you

804
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 3: show up and you have to do like your penance

805
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 3: before the party time.

806
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then.

807
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 3: You still get to have the actual beautiful wedding because

808
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 3: everyone's in such.

809
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 2: A good mood at your actual wedding.

810
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 4: Yeah. And then just mail everybody your vows. Just mail

811
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 4: your vowels to everybody that showed up so they can

812
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 4: read them and see how much you guys love each other.

813
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 2: But wait, so you're saying, don't say your vows. No,

814
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,760
Speaker 2: you have to say your vows.

815
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,320
Speaker 4: Say them quick, because everybody wants to dance. They step

816
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:40,280
Speaker 4: are liquored up and sweaty from dancing. Yeah. My banana's

817
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 4: advice to you would be party first, get married second,

818
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 4: continue to party. Have everybody chant I Love you from

819
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 4: quiet whisper to screaming as loud as they can with

820
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 4: you guys, and uh yeah, I think, and then mail

821
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 4: your vows to everybody so if they don't remember them,

822
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 4: you can show everybody how much you got Alex and

823
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Speaker 4: Alex care about each other.

824
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I say, I say.

825
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Speaker 3: It's a slightly different version of that, which is just

826
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 3: food and alcohol. Right when people get there, it's an hour.

827
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 3: You have the cocktail hour immediately, and there's food. You too,

828
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 3: are introduced, You walk in, you walk around, you say

829
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 3: hi to people, and then there's a then there's a

830
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 3: full wedding. You have everything you want on your wedding,

831
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Speaker 3: and then the dancing happens afterwards, and so you go

832
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 3: right from being married into dancing.

833
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Speaker 2: And that's cool. That sounds fun.

834
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Speaker 4: I can make that adjustment. I think that's as smart

835
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 4: at it. And I'm with you all the way on that.

836
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 3: Thank you, Scotty. I appreciate it anyway to look at adjustment.

837
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Speaker 3: Look for our book in twenty twenty five. Make it

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Speaker 3: bananas and make it bananas.

839
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Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, thank you to all the bananamals who send

840
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 4: in your and people say where do I call in?

841
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 4: You don't have to call in if you have Instagram,

842
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 4: just record it as a voice message and DM it

843
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 4: to us. And if you don't have Instagram you want

844
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 4: to send it, you can email it to us as

845
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 4: a voicemail message. Just use your phone and send it

846
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 4: to us and we'll play it on the air. But

847
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 4: thanks to all the bananamals, thanks to Exactly Right, Thanks

848
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 4: to Katy Levine, Lisa Maggott and Kurtie b W.

849
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Speaker 2: Bananas.

850
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 4: Bananas is an Exactly Right media production.

851
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

852
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,760
Speaker 4: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

853
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

854
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 4: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and

855
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 4: Georgia Hartstart

856
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 3: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 3: intern