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Speaker 1: guy who runs murder inc. Cops said, oh, yeah, do

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Speaker 1: that for us and you're free. Well, albert Anastasia, already

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Speaker 1: by this point I've glossed over several I mean the story.

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Speaker 1: I could make this story three hours long. The guy

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Speaker 1: Anastasia has been arrested many times, and every time the

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Speaker 1: witness seems to disappear. The police department is not unaware

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Speaker 1: of this phenomenon. They're very aware of the fact that

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Speaker 1: now Abrillas has agreed to testify, his life may be

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Speaker 1: in a great deal of danger, and so they choose

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Speaker 1: every room on the floor of the hotel and have

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Speaker 1: people on the floor of this hotel. He's on the

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Speaker 1: sixth floor of this hotel, albert Anastasia. He puts out

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Speaker 1: sure Abrellas doesn't breathe anymore, just to clue you in.

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Speaker 1: This is back in. I believe it was nineteen forty one.

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Speaker 1: today's money. Do you want to hear what happened to Abrellas?

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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. A Brellis was

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Speaker 1: going to testify against albert Anastasia cops know his life

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Speaker 1: is in danger. They put round the clock police protection

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Speaker 1: on him at a hotel where the cops have reserved

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Speaker 1: the entire floor all Abrillas, it turns out, didn't have wings,

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Speaker 1: you said. They woke up and Abrillas was splattered on

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Speaker 1: the ground below. He had tied sheets together. Someone had

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Speaker 1: tied sheets together, but it was so lamely done. The

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Speaker 1: sheets didn't even come close to getting all the way

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Speaker 1: to the ground. How many hotel bedsheets do you have

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Speaker 1: in one room. No one ever came forward and admitted anything,

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Speaker 1: but everybody knows exactly what happened that night. An ambitious

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Speaker 1: police officer who didn't want to be poor or officers

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Speaker 1: decided to escort Abrillas out the window. He is forever

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Speaker 1: known as the canary who could sing but could not fly.

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Speaker 1: Believe somebody wrote that in a newspaper. Albert Anastasia is

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Speaker 1: very good at his job. Now he's coming up in

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Speaker 1: what is then known as the Mangano crime family, run

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Speaker 1: by A Mangano and Mangano's brother. Technically, Albert Anastasia is

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00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: underneath these two guys. However, he's underneath these two guys

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Speaker 1: and their crime family. Understand but Albert Anastasia is still

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00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 1: very close friends with Lucky Luciano, with Frank Costello. He's

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Speaker 1: close friends with the big time, big time guys who

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Speaker 1: were over everybody. And the big time big time guys

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Speaker 1: who were over everybody are constantly bypassing the Manganos, which

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Speaker 1: you're not supposed to do. Calling Albert directly and saying Albert,

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Speaker 1: I need a favor. Albert come to a meeting, Albert,

493
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 1: here's a business opportunity, and you start feeling like I

494
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: want to be treated like the boss I am. It's

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00:36:56,719 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: creating tons of tension there and the Mangana brothers decide

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Speaker 1: they've had just about enough of Albert Anastasia. The problem

497
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,720
Speaker 1: with that is you really cannot afford to let Albert

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00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: Anastasia know you want to kill him. You see, one

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Speaker 1: Mangano brother was found killed, the other one well, he

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Speaker 1: was just never found at all. Now Albert Anastasia had

501
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 1: stepped out of line. You're not allowed to kill a boss.

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00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,439
Speaker 1: That was part of the National Crime Syndicates rules. They

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00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 1: laid out rules you have to have you have to

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Speaker 1: have approval to kill anybody, but definitely a boss. Albert

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00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: Anastasia goes before he gets called before the commission. They

506
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Speaker 1: want to know the truth. He doesn't admit to killing them,

507
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: but tells them, hey, they were trying to kill me.

508
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I did anything, but they wanted to

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Speaker 1: kill me. His powerful friends on the commission cover for him.

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00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 1: That should have been a death sentence, but they cover

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Speaker 1: for him and they make him the boss. Well, just

512
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 1: like in the movies, men are ambitious, men backstab each other.

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00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: They do this outside of the life of crime too.

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Speaker 1: It just is a bit more of a violent thing

515
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Speaker 1: when it comes to the mafia underworld. Vito Genovese is

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Speaker 1: another powerful mob boss. He hates Frank Costello. Once Frank

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Speaker 1: Costello out of the way, and Frank Costello is known

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Speaker 1: as the gentleman Donna. Supposedly he really was a relatively

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Speaker 1: non violent general dude. But you only get to exist

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Speaker 1: in that world as the non violent general dude if

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00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 1: you have somebody like Albert Anastasia who will do the

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Speaker 1: things you don't want to do. So Vito Genovese can't

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Speaker 1: just go after Costello without taking care of albert Anastasia first,

524
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Speaker 1: and albert Anastasia's violent reputation and is beginning to catch

525
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: up to him because law enforcement wants this guy bad

526
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Speaker 1: in the mafia does not like attention. They do not

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Speaker 1: like attention. Two things brought about the end of Anastasia.

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Speaker 1: Two things. You can argue it was a lifetime of things,

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Speaker 1: but in reality it was two things. One gambling. Remember

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Speaker 1: I talked about the Jewish gangsters. This was an era

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Speaker 1: this is Precastro. Cuba was humongous for organized crime. They

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Speaker 1: had big casinos. Think about it, like Las Vegas in

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Speaker 1: the tropics. That's how big Cuba was back at this time.

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00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:47,760
Speaker 1: You go down gambling, fancy fancy dinners, dancing girls, everything

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Speaker 1: you would picture with Las Vegas. That's what Cuba was.

536
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,720
Speaker 1: And the Jewish mafia and regular mafia, but mainly Jewish mafia.

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00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: Meyer Lanski himself was making a fortune down there with

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Speaker 1: his casinos. He wasn't an idiot, though. He was handing

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Speaker 1: money down to the Italian gangsters as well, but meyer

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Speaker 1: Lansker meyer Lansky handled things. Albert Anastasia can't stop being

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Speaker 1: albert Anastasia, though. Hang on, wake up and text, Text

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Speaker 1: and eat, Text and catch the bus, Text and miss

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00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: your stop. Wait wait, text and be late to work.

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Speaker 1: Sorry ly, Text and work, Text and pretend to work,

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Speaker 1: Text and x surprised when someone calls you out for

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Speaker 1: not working. Maybe text and meet up with a friend

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Speaker 1: you haven't seen in forever. Oh, Text and complain that

548
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 1: they're on their phone the whole time. Text and listen

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00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 1: to them, complain that you're on your phone the whole time.

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00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 1: Text and whatever. But when you get behind the wheel,

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00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 1: give your phone to a passenger, put it in the

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00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: glove box. Just don't text and drive. Visit stop texts

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Speaker 1: Stop rex dot org. A public service announcement brought to

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Speaker 1: you by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the

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Speaker 1: AD Council. Albert Anastasia can't help himself. He doesn't like

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Speaker 1: the amount of money he's being handed from meyer Lansky.

557
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: He thinks he's should have his own thing down there,

558
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 1: he asks. Everyone says no, he asked for more money

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00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 1: from meyer Lansky. Mayer Lansky says no. Albert tries anyway, Well,

560
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:14,839
Speaker 1: now you've just lost the protection of mayer Lansky. So

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00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: that was not good. You know what else wasn't good?

562
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 1: What really sealed the deal for Albert Anastasia. There was

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Speaker 1: a man by the name of Willie's son, Willie Sutton.

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00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: You should have heard of him before. Almost nobody has

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00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,720
Speaker 1: heard of him before. Willie Sutton is the most famous

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Speaker 1: accomplished bank robber in the history of bank robbery. He

567
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 1: just genuinely enjoyed doing it. He did it for fun

568
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:47,439
Speaker 1: and never heard anybody. I don't think he ever even

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Speaker 1: discharged his weapon. An escape artist. You know what I'm

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00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: gonna do a show on Willie Sutton. I'll tell you

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00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 1: how this ties into Albert Annastasia, and then we're getting

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00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: to all your ask doctor Jesse questions. Hang up, you're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. This is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Oh my god, Hey you going on Murphy?

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Speaker 1: How you you're having family in the meantime you're having

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Speaker 1: all the kind of other bulls. No, no, I love drunks.

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Speaker 1: Matter of fact, you can go how you know why

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Speaker 1: I don't need a mask because you're right, yeah he does. No,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't like your break, Thank you? Come on. Still

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00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: still the greatest audio I've ever played on the show.

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Speaker 1: Just to remind her, that was from I think that

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Speaker 1: was from last week with a bunch of New Jersey

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Speaker 1: women when they busted Phil Murphy. There, governor up there,

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Speaker 1: who's putting all the lockdowns on. They busted him having

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Speaker 1: like a six or seven person dinner sit down at

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Speaker 1: a restaurant. That's just the most New Jersey thing ever.

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00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 1: I love it. I cannot promise you that I'm not

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00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,839
Speaker 1: going to play that again during this show as well.

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00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 1: That's how much I love that. Go all right, let's

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00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 1: finish this avertata stage of the thing. We have important

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00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: asked doctor Jesse questions to get to today, like pushing

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Speaker 1: over one year olds. I'm not making that up. It's

593
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:24,240
Speaker 1: part of the questions. What's wrong with you? People's wrong

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00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:30,240
Speaker 1: with you a lot. Willie Sutton's a famous bank robber.

595
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 1: Willie Sutton is also an escape artist. He gets out

596
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:39,760
Speaker 1: of prisons. He escapes from sing sing he escapes from prisons,

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Speaker 1: and he's currently at this time on the lamb. He

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00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: has escaped from prison. He's on the run. He's number one.

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Speaker 1: Everybody in the country is after this guy. He's that famous,

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Speaker 1: he's a celebrity at this point. He's that famous. And

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Speaker 1: there is just a shoe salesman. He's just an average,

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Speaker 1: everyday shoe salesman by the name of Arnold Schuster. Arnold

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00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: Schuster is out using public transportation and this Willie Sutton

604
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: was also a master of disguise. But Schuster looks over

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Speaker 1: at him and thinks that's Willie Sutton. He doesn't let

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Speaker 1: this go. He immediately does what you would think an

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Speaker 1: upstanding citizen would do full disclosure. I would not. But

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Speaker 1: he goes up to the nearest police officer and says, Officer,

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00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: that's Willie Sutton over there. Cop doesn't believe him. Cop says,

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Speaker 1: now it's not and Schuster says, I'm telling you, that's

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Speaker 1: Willie Sutton over there. Cop goes talks to him. It

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00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: is Willie Sutton. Dude is arrested Arnold Schuster, though he's

613
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: now a celebrity, his name is in the newspapers they

614
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: now have. They've just invented television. So the mob guys

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00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: have him because they're of course smuggling them in and

616
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: they have the money to get them. And albert Anastasia

617
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 1: is watching the news and sees Arnold Schuster on their

618
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Speaker 1: being celebrated as a hero for in albert Anastasia's mind squealing,

619
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Speaker 1: albert Anastasia does the unthinkable and orders Arnold Schuster's murder.

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Speaker 1: Arnold Schuster is not a fellow gangster. You can kill

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Speaker 1: a lot of fellow gangsters. You can't kill civilians. The

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00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: mob doesn't want you killing civilians because it brings law

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Speaker 1: enforcement heat down. Why does it bring law enforcement heat down?

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Speaker 1: Let's be honest. You and I are the same. You

625
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,919
Speaker 1: turn on the news and you find out three gangbangers

626
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 1: shot each other last night. You think about it for

627
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: maybe a half a second at most, and move right along.

628
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 1: You turn on the news and find out three normal

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Speaker 1: people were shot. You probably think about that just a

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00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,280
Speaker 1: bit longer. The public decides how much heat the cops apply.

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Speaker 1: The mob doesn't want heat. Arnold Schuster is walking home.

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Speaker 1: A couple of guys pull up next to Arnold Schuster

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Speaker 1: shoot him in the groin and then once in each

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Speaker 1: eye as a message, this is a bridge too far

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Speaker 1: for the mafia. Carlo Gambino happens to be underneath albert Anastasia.

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Speaker 1: He wants to be the number one guy. Vino jet Avise,

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Speaker 1: another powerful boss we talked about him earlier, wants to

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Speaker 1: be the number one guy. And now after the gambling

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Speaker 1: in Cuba thing and the Arnold Schuster shooting him in

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Speaker 1: the eyes thing, they've about had their feel of albert Anastasia.

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Speaker 1: Albert Anastasia, who once a week would go get his

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Speaker 1: hair cut in a fresh shave at a barber shop

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Speaker 1: in New York City. Albert Anastasia's bodyguard drove him to

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Speaker 1: that barber shop, but then went and parked the car

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Speaker 1: and just took a stroll around instead of staying with

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Speaker 1: Albert Anastasia. You can make your own judgments as to

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Speaker 1: why Anastasia sits there face wrapped up for a shave.

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Speaker 1: Two massed gunmen actually had scarves over their face, storm

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Speaker 1: into the barber shop and starts shooting him Anastasia. Because

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Speaker 1: he's still Albert Anastasia does not cover, does not whimper,

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Speaker 1: does not scream, leaps out of the barber's chair to

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Speaker 1: attack the men who are shooting him, starts taking swings

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Speaker 1: at them. Except in the confusion and the blood and

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Speaker 1: the pain, he accidentally charges the barber shop mirror. Instead

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Speaker 1: of the guys shooting him, runs into the mirror, they

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Speaker 1: finished killing him. You can go see the picture. It's

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Speaker 1: actually a very pg P picture. You can go see

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Speaker 1: the picture to this day of Albert Anastasia laying dead

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Speaker 1: on the barber shop floor. It's over. There's something you

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Speaker 1: and I have to be careful of in this life.

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00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 1: I certainly know I do. I know you do too.

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Speaker 1: You are who you are, you are, how God made you,

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Speaker 1: you are, the decisions you make. There are a lot

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Speaker 1: of things that go into who you are, but you

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Speaker 1: have to be really, really careful that the things that

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Speaker 1: make you you aren't the same things that undo you.

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Speaker 1: Your greatest strength can very very easily become your greatest weakness.

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00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 1: Albert Anastasia in a Murderous World used murder to rise

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Speaker 1: to the tippy tippy top, and he couldn't stop himself

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Speaker 1: from murdering, and it brought him down to the end.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that you're a contract killer for the mob,

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Speaker 1: at least I certainly hope you're not. If you are,

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Speaker 1: I just want to tell you what how much I'm

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Speaker 1: a fan of yours, and I'll never say anything, so

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00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: please don't come kill me. But you have things that

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00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: you're good at, don't let them be the thing that

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00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: ruins you because you never know when to turn it off.

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00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 1: Have you ever known somebody who didn't know when to

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Speaker 1: turn it off? Let's have a conversation briefly before we

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Speaker 1: get to your ask doctor Jesse questions about Donald Trump.

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump is absurdly successful billionaire and president of the

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Speaker 1: United States of America. Seems like he's got a real

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Speaker 1: solid family, solid kids. So I'm not going to do

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Speaker 1: this thing I see so many of these snooty gop

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Speaker 1: pundit types doing looking down their nose at him. Like

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Speaker 1: he's some idiot barbarian that doesn't know what he's doing.

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Speaker 1: Obviously a highly intelligent, capable human being, and I think

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Speaker 1: he was an outstanding president. But it did hurt. Trump repeatedly,

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Speaker 1: repeatedly that he could never turn it off. You and

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Speaker 1: I one of the things we loved about Trump. I mean,

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Speaker 1: there are several, but you and I. We love that

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump will take it right to the news. Media

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Speaker 1: call him idiots, call him fake news. We love that

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Speaker 1: he'll blast away it's some rhino goop or we don't

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Speaker 1: like someone on the left. We love that. We love

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Speaker 1: that he'll bring up uncomfortable things the media won't report.

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Speaker 1: And every time he does that, he gets on social

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Speaker 1: media and he does that and we're cheering. I was too,

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Speaker 1: who get up? Trump beat him up? But he could

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Speaker 1: never turn it off and it ended up hurting. Let's

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Speaker 1: learn from that not make the same mistake. All right,

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Speaker 1: It's asked doctor Jesse question time hanging. One in three

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Speaker 1: adults has pre diabetes. One in three. That means it

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Speaker 1: could be you your football buddy, your fruitball buddy, or

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Speaker 1: you your best man, your worst man, you your dog walker,

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Speaker 1: your cat jugger. While one in three adults has pre diabetes.

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Speaker 1: With early diagnosis, pre diabetes can be reversed. Take the

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Speaker 1: risk test at do I have pre Diabetes dot org?

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Speaker 1: That's do I have pre diabetes dot org? Wait? Did

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Speaker 1: they just say one in three adults has pre diabetes.

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Speaker 1: That's thirty three point three three three percent of adults.

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Speaker 1: That means it could be me my boss or my

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Speaker 1: boss's boss, or me my favorite sister or my other sister.

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Speaker 1: That's seven members of my twenty one person romantic book club. Wait,

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Speaker 1: the one in three could be me my karaoke partner Carol,

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Speaker 1: or my karaoke enemy, Jeff. I'm gonna take the risk

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Speaker 1: test that do I have pre diabetes dot org? Brought

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Speaker 1: to you by the AD Council, and it's pre Diabetes

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Speaker 1: Awareness Partners. Who's the most historically misunderstood person? That'll be interesting, Chris.

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Speaker 1: We got Kira Davis coming up here. In ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: She compiled list and wrote an article about all the

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Speaker 1: coronavirus hypocrisy. The list is so long now on my

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Speaker 1: TV show last night, I do a TV show every

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Speaker 1: night too, on the first, every single night, Monday through Friday,

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Speaker 1: nine pm Eastern. I'm so good on TV. Chris, what what?

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Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with having confidence anyway, I was going

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Speaker 1: through it off the top of my head. I said,

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Speaker 1: I forget exactly what I was talking about. And I

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00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 1: ran out of things at seven or eight, and I

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Speaker 1: went and looked at her list. I missed ten at

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00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 1: so many I forgot about. But it's like, like we

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Speaker 1: talked about yesterday on the show, they're not worried about

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Speaker 1: getting coronavirus. No one wants to just admit that simple fact.

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Speaker 1: You could be the biggest scumbag in the world, and

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Speaker 1: all these people are. But the reason they violate all

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Speaker 1: their coronavirus lockdown mornings, the reason they violate all the

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Speaker 1: rules they put on you and put on me, is

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Speaker 1: I'm not worried about it. That's just the truth. That's

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Speaker 1: what What's That's what's been so wild for me. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to go off on politics right now, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try the best de hand not to, but

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00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: it has been wild for me six months at least,

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Speaker 1: since the beginning of the coronavirus thing. As you know,

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00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 1: you listen to the show, feel free to go back

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00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 1: and listen. Day one, I said, wait, stop the economy.

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Speaker 1: What pause? You don't pause a twenty trillion dollars economy. Ever,

747
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: you don't do it economically. You don't allow the politicians

748
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:40,400
Speaker 1: to have this kind of power. This is going to

749
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 1: wreck the economy. It's gonna it's gonna ruin people's mental health.

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Speaker 1: I took day one, I told everyone what was coming.

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Speaker 1: I did, and since that moment, Oh and also day one,

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00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 1: I thought, wait a minute, stands six feet apart. What

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00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:58,400
Speaker 1: kind of idiot came up with that as a medical solution?

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00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 1: If if nobody is wearing a doctor's uniform. We pay

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00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 1: such respect to doctors in this country, and some deserve it,

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00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 1: many do not, But we pay such respect to doctors

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Speaker 1: in this country. Just if anybody other than a doctor

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00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 1: told you that there was an infectious disease in society

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00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: and you should stand six feet away from everybody else,

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00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: you would laugh in their face and say, what are

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00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 1: you a moron? What are you twelve? Who came up

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00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: with that? But instead, because it comes from a doctor,

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00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: it's treated as if it's biblical or whatever. You people

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00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 1: read Chris. But I felt like I've been living on

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Speaker 1: another planet for six months. From so many other people.

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Speaker 1: Although I'm grateful. I'm so grateful for your emails Jesse

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00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Remember you can send

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00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 1: in you ask doctor Jesse questions during the show. Chris

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00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 1: gets them, prints them during the show. I'll try to

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00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 1: get to them. I gonna stack them today. But I

771
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 1: love your emails because they let me know I'm not

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00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 1: all alone. I felt like I've lived on a separate

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00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 1: planet from everyone else. No, go open your small business,

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00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 1: open your restaurant. If you're worried, if you're vulnerable, please

775
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 1: stay home, wash your hands. So take care of yourself.

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00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 1: That's called personal choice. That's called freedom. That's not carpet

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Speaker 1: bombing the greatest economy in the history of the world

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Speaker 1: because there's a virus with the ninety nine point seven

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Speaker 1: percent survivability. Right all right, I'm not I'm not doing

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Speaker 1: it today, Chris. Let's get to your emails. This is

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00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:36,040
Speaker 1: how you open up an email right here. Oh did

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Speaker 1: I tell you, Chris? We have more podcast reviews. They're great.

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Speaker 1: It's not the show isn't a podcast. It's a radio show.

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Speaker 1: But Chris makes a podcast of every show right afterdo

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00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 1: it's done, so you can listen at your leisure. I'm

786
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 1: gonna start calling leisure leisure Chris, because you said what

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Speaker 1: You sound so much fancy when you say that. You

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00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 1: don't know sophistication like I do. I went to community college,

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Speaker 1: Dear Oracle of true truth and charm with boy next

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Speaker 1: door good looks. Wait a minute, boy next door good looks.

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Speaker 1: That's not very nice. Oh it is. It's a good thing. Oh,

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Speaker 1: never mind. Thanks what invention slash discovery provided the biggest

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00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 1: leap in capabilities in regards to warfare. You would say,

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Speaker 1: you would probably say gunpowder right off the bat, I

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Speaker 1: would say, gunpowder's probably the lead. It's almost gotta be airplanes,

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Speaker 1: though you don't agree. What do you say, Chris? Outer space?

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00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 1: Chris says radio. I'm not going to discount the importance

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Speaker 1: of radio of radar. Remember, part of the reason we

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Speaker 1: were able to win those naval battles with Japan and

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Speaker 1: World War two was we had radar and they didn't,

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Speaker 1: so we knew when they were coming. Now, radar radar

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Speaker 1: is a funny things. It's weird how they do it. Essentially,

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Speaker 1: a plane sends a signal back down. It sends a

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Speaker 1: signal down to the Earth, and I think it bounces

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Speaker 1: back up. I may not have that exactly right, but

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Speaker 1: that's what radar picks up. It picks up the signal there,

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Speaker 1: so you could say radio or radar. Maybe. I still

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Speaker 1: don't think they take over gunpowder. But I don't think

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Speaker 1: anything takes over the ship. How could anything take over

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Speaker 1: the ship? What you're stupid, Chris. Dear doctor Jesse, the

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Speaker 1: man who survived two parasites. I have survived two parasites, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I'm almost superhuman. Yes, two parasites. I've told you these

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Speaker 1: stories before. Remember I told you that giardia story. I

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Speaker 1: think I told that earlier this week, about the story

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Speaker 1: about me getting giardia. Don't you remember the story about

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Speaker 1: me and Thailand getting Dysenterry. I should tell that story again. Soon.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, Chris. Write this down so we

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Speaker 1: don't forget. I'm not gonna have time today. I have

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Speaker 1: to get to these questions. I have way too many questions.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to tell everybody, boy, what a treat for

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Speaker 1: all of you. I'm going to tell you about the

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Speaker 1: time I got dysent Terry in Thailand and I look.

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Speaker 1: Just just make sure you're buckled up on Monday, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell it on Monday on my life. I can't tell

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Speaker 1: it today. I will tell you on Monday, the story

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Speaker 1: about getting Dysenterry. You're a sick freak for wanting me

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Speaker 1: to tell that story again. Chris. It's a dark moment

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Speaker 1: in my life, all right. Back to the emails, dear

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse, the man who survived two parasites. I am fine.

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Speaker 1: I am finalizing my compound plans and trying to decide

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Speaker 1: what animals I need. Obviously, turkeys are trashed, so they

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Speaker 1: are in the no call them. What animals would you

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Speaker 1: raise and slaughter if you were gonna just if you

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Speaker 1: were gonna survive indefinitely off your land. Here's what screws

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Speaker 1: me up on this one, Chris, raise and slaughter. I

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Speaker 1: have no problem slaughtering animals. I'm a meat lover like

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Speaker 1: everybody else. If it was just raise and live off

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Speaker 1: the animal, you could go milk cow in chicken and

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01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:33,720
Speaker 1: never go hungry. Chickens. Chickens make eggs. Chris, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you've heard you say what I mean, Yes,

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Speaker 1: so you would always you can live off of milk

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Speaker 1: and eggs. Shoot. That was my entire childhood because it

843
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Speaker 1: doesn't cost anything. Milk and eggs. Eggs. How great are eggs.

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Speaker 1: They're pretty much the most nutritious thing out there and

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Speaker 1: they cost nothing. In college, you can live off of

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Speaker 1: bread and eggs, and I did. I had eggs, sandwiches

847
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Speaker 1: the entire top, scrambled eggs and toes and it costs

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Speaker 1: virtually nothing. All right, quick distracting me. But I have

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Speaker 1: to slaughter the animal. I tell you what I think.

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Speaker 1: I would go pigs, Chris. Obviously, I know that's going

851
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:12,840
Speaker 1: to be an issue for you with your belief system. I, however,

852
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,680
Speaker 1: have no problem eating pigs at all. You guys aren't

853
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Speaker 1: allowed to eat any pigs, right, Okay, well that's your problem.

854
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Speaker 1: You can have your own Jewish farm. On my Christian farm.

855
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be pigs. And here's why I

856
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Speaker 1: say that. It's not only because I love bacon and

857
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Speaker 1: sausage and pork and things like that. I like the fat.

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Speaker 1: And if you have your own. People do not realize

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Speaker 1: how much fat has been used, how useful fat is.

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Speaker 1: Remember they used to render down fat and use it

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Speaker 1: to fuel lamps. They used fat. Get this, here's a

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Speaker 1: little here's a little tidbit before I move on from

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Speaker 1: this one. They used fat Cortez and the Canquistadors. They

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Speaker 1: used fat for something else, something. I'll elaborate on it

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Speaker 1: just a second, and you'll have to make your own decisions.

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Speaker 1: the ad Council, her non Cortes and the can quistadors

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Speaker 1: when they were storming through Mexico taking over the tribes

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Speaker 1: down there, driving gold in power and claiming Mexico for Spain.

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Speaker 1: They would get wounded routinely because remember they were always

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Speaker 1: fighting the Indian tribes always. It's just routine. They were

888
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:58,560
Speaker 1: always fighting the Indian tribes, and you get wounded. You're

889
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:02,880
Speaker 1: fighting Indian tribes with these sharp sword clubs they basically

890
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:05,680
Speaker 1: at obsidian that they would put into these wooden clubs

891
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:11,080
Speaker 1: that were very sharp. They would take fat and lay

892
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:16,280
Speaker 1: the fat on the wound and light the fat on

893
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:24,920
Speaker 1: fire to cultorize the wound. Isn't that disgusting? Think how

894
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 1: terrible that must have smelled. Think how much that would

895
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 1: have hurt. Oh, that's gross. Kia Davis would be grossed

896
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,720
Speaker 1: out by that. Kia Davis. Did you know that the

897
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:36,920
Speaker 1: Spanish can quistadors used to lay fat over their wounds

898
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:39,120
Speaker 1: and light it on fire to close the wound up.

899
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:43,520
Speaker 1: Isn't that disgusting? No? I actually think that's kind of badass.

900
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:47,680
Speaker 1: If you ask me, well, yes, obviously it's badass. But

901
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:52,000
Speaker 1: it's all of the head to smell terribly, Kira, What

902
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:57,080
Speaker 1: would the animal be on your self sustaining apocalypse compound

903
01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 1: that you would eat the rest of your life. You

904
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:01,720
Speaker 1: have to slaughter it and eat it the rest of

905
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:04,880
Speaker 1: your life. I said, Pig, pig, pig, That's what I

906
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 1: said too. See, producer Chris is Jewish, so he turned

907
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,960
Speaker 1: his nose up at it. These people. I'll tell you what,

908
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:14,680
Speaker 1: he's not going to survive the zombie apocalypse. Then he's not.

909
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Speaker 1: He's not. Guess you. People are toasted Chris. All right,

910
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 1: Kara Davis, you wrote She's by the way with Red

911
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:25,800
Speaker 1: State and wrote a great article about the hypocrisy of

912
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:28,560
Speaker 1: these elected officials. I tried to make a list in

913
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,760
Speaker 1: my head yesterday and then I read your article. I

914
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:36,000
Speaker 1: was short by like ten right. It's like there's a

915
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:39,520
Speaker 1: few of us now that have a running tally. And

916
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 1: I know Carol Marko Wits over at New York Post

917
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:45,360
Speaker 1: is keeping a list of these people, and it's growing

918
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:49,000
Speaker 1: and growing and growing, and it's so crazy because one

919
01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:51,680
Speaker 1: gets caught, the whole world makes fun of them, and

920
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,800
Speaker 1: then another one does. It's like none of them learn

921
01:07:53,880 --> 01:08:01,080
Speaker 1: their lesson, doesn't It just show that they're not worried

922
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:03,720
Speaker 1: about coronavirus. I mean, isn't it really is that simple.

923
01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 1: I mean, we can argue about their scummy and hypocritical,

924
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:09,120
Speaker 1: and yeah, they are those things as politicians, but it

925
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:12,520
Speaker 1: just shows Nancy Pelosi's not worried about coronavirus and she's

926
01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 1: nine thousand years old. This is what I'm saying, Jesse,

927
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:18,879
Speaker 1: this is what I'm like. I feel like I'm crazy

928
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:22,600
Speaker 1: right now because I am. My liberal friends are like, oh,

929
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:24,720
Speaker 1: you know, they get so self righteous about Oh, I

930
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 1: can't believe that the Mara of Boston would do this.

931
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 1: It just makes it so much harder for people to

932
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 1: take his directions seriously. And we need to take them seriously.

933
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:39,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you saying, Use your freaking brain. No,

934
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,839
Speaker 1: it can only be one of two things. Use logic.

935
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:45,720
Speaker 1: The situation can only be one of two things with

936
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:50,440
Speaker 1: these people. Either they don't care about killing your grandmother

937
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,439
Speaker 1: and killing you and so just go wherever they want

938
01:08:53,479 --> 01:08:56,320
Speaker 1: and don't care who they kill, writing COVID all over

939
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:59,400
Speaker 1: the place, or else they know that this situation isn't

940
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 1: as serious as they're telling us. Pick one. Whichever one

941
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:07,320
Speaker 1: of those it is. It's still really bad. Kira. I'm

942
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:09,360
Speaker 1: gonna shoot you straight on something. I want you to

943
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:15,120
Speaker 1: promise me honestly. Here. Okay, do you ride your husband

944
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:18,080
Speaker 1: into putting up Christmas lights or is this something he

945
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:21,400
Speaker 1: does voluntarily. I have this theory that there would be

946
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:24,640
Speaker 1: virtually no Christmas lights if it weren't for women. I

947
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:26,960
Speaker 1: would never have them up. But the wife starts giving

948
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:30,200
Speaker 1: me the long face about five seconds after thanksgamings over,

949
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:38,120
Speaker 1: be honest. Yeah, yeah, there's no reason. I mean, he

950
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:41,240
Speaker 1: put up a couple of strings. O. Our neighborhood is

951
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:44,200
Speaker 1: in full rebellion mode because we're inside of California and

952
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:47,080
Speaker 1: we're so mad at Newstom. We're like, we're gonna we're

953
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 1: gonna light up every inch of this neighborhood. You're gonna

954
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:52,880
Speaker 1: see us from space. So our neighbors actually lit our

955
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:55,080
Speaker 1: whole yard this year, just because they knew we weren't

956
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:58,240
Speaker 1: going to be overboard. But yeah, my otherwise, my husband

957
01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:02,559
Speaker 1: is like, my daughter wants lights everywhere, and every year.

958
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:04,240
Speaker 1: It's just like, can you at least just put up

959
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:06,960
Speaker 1: a string, put up a couple in the trees. His

960
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:10,080
Speaker 1: thing is, if what goes up must come down right,

961
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:12,160
Speaker 1: that's right, and he's right, and you know what, he's

962
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:14,400
Speaker 1: the one up there on the ladder. Can you explain

963
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:17,599
Speaker 1: what women get out of the Christmas lights? My wife

964
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:20,719
Speaker 1: loves them. We'll have to take drives at Christmas time

965
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:24,320
Speaker 1: every year around various other neighborhoods so she can look

966
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:27,439
Speaker 1: at other people's Christmas lights. And I don't understand. It

967
01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:30,000
Speaker 1: looks the same on Google image as it does as

968
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,360
Speaker 1: you're driving by it. What what do you get out

969
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:36,240
Speaker 1: of the lights? God, Jesse, you're such a mixed screwed

970
01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:42,479
Speaker 1: to its just lights. Go out and enjoy the pretty lights, Jesse.

971
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:47,200
Speaker 1: Let yourself just look upon colorful lights in the night

972
01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:50,479
Speaker 1: and be reminded that in some parts of the world

973
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 1: there are there is still a little joy to be found.

974
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:55,280
Speaker 1: You know why your wife likes your kids like it?

975
01:10:56,040 --> 01:11:00,080
Speaker 1: That's what such a screwed no, you know what? You

976
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:02,519
Speaker 1: know what's happening right now, Kia is my boys are

977
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:05,840
Speaker 1: getting old enough that they're becoming like me, and she's

978
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:08,800
Speaker 1: having to guilt them into pretending like there are just

979
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,400
Speaker 1: like that, like they're still little. They'll look at me

980
01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:13,400
Speaker 1: and shoot me the eye roll when she wants to

981
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:16,519
Speaker 1: watch some cheesy Christmas movie and then she'll pout them.

982
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:21,679
Speaker 1: They'll say, oh I love these movies. Mom, Dad's a jerk. Look,

983
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:25,800
Speaker 1: it's all up. At some point it does switch from

984
01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:28,720
Speaker 1: being about the kids to being about mom remembering what

985
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:31,719
Speaker 1: it was like that the kids. Either way, I'm gonna

986
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:35,519
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the same advice the President Obama

987
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:38,280
Speaker 1: gave me when I interviewed him some years ago and

988
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:41,240
Speaker 1: asked him to make my husband celebrate bouaside to day.

989
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:43,600
Speaker 1: This is what he said to me. This way he

990
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:47,919
Speaker 1: said to my husband. Actually, Mark, if Mama ain't happy,

991
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 1: nobody happy. Let's go see the darn lights, Jesse. I'm

992
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:54,720
Speaker 1: going to see the lights. Okay, I'm not going to

993
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:56,840
Speaker 1: be happy about it, but I'm going to see the lights.

994
01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:59,960
Speaker 1: I'll be driving and it'll be a nightmare, all right. Kia.

995
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:04,400
Speaker 1: This Georgia's Senate thing. Obviously it's very important, and there

996
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:07,880
Speaker 1: is this movement. I can't tell how big it is

997
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:12,680
Speaker 1: outside of social media that Republicans should essentially boycott the

998
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,600
Speaker 1: race for some reason. Can you explain this to me

999
01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:19,519
Speaker 1: because I'm very very confused why this is a thing. No,

1000
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:21,760
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I know you have me on your show

1001
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:24,040
Speaker 1: to be some kind of expert, but like this one

1002
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:28,400
Speaker 1: is over my head. I can't explain it. All I

1003
01:12:28,439 --> 01:12:30,880
Speaker 1: can explain it is that this twenty twenty it's crazy.

1004
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:34,439
Speaker 1: I'm not sure though, like you say, how big it

1005
01:12:34,479 --> 01:12:40,240
Speaker 1: is outside of social media? And I think I think

1006
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:45,200
Speaker 1: that the impetus from Powell and that camp is, look,

1007
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:47,680
Speaker 1: we wanted We don't want you to vote if your

1008
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,799
Speaker 1: vote's not going to count, Like what's the point in voting?

1009
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:53,680
Speaker 1: But I mean to tell people to boycott the elections.

1010
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:58,040
Speaker 1: That would only work if everyone boycotted it. Otherwise just

1011
01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:00,160
Speaker 1: Democrats are going to the polls and voting for the

1012
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:04,360
Speaker 1: Democratic I mean, nothing makes sense. Nothing makes sense At

1013
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:06,439
Speaker 1: twenty twenty, I don't even know what to do anymore.

1014
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:10,120
Speaker 1: Nothing makes sense. I've just I've accepted that I'm going

1015
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:12,920
Speaker 1: to live in a separate world from my fellow countryman

1016
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,400
Speaker 1: for some time now. Kia Davis. Tell people where they

1017
01:13:15,439 --> 01:13:18,559
Speaker 1: can get more of your stuff. Find me on Twitter

1018
01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:21,960
Speaker 1: at real Kira Davis. K I r A check me

1019
01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:25,160
Speaker 1: out on my podcast. Just listen to yourself with Kia

1020
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:27,760
Speaker 1: Davis and Jesse. You'll be really happy to know that

1021
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:32,320
Speaker 1: this holiday season, I actually started a Hallmark movie podcast

1022
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:36,000
Speaker 1: as well, called The Very Merry Podcast, and I think

1023
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:38,160
Speaker 1: I think you should come on. You should watch a

1024
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:40,960
Speaker 1: movie with us and come on talk about you know what.

1025
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:43,479
Speaker 1: I actually don't hate that idea, and I do love

1026
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:46,360
Speaker 1: your other podcasts, but these Hallmark movies. I had to

1027
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:49,240
Speaker 1: watch one last night. I just wanted. I wanted to

1028
01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:51,479
Speaker 1: take a fork and just jam it into my eye,

1029
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:54,679
Speaker 1: That's how bad it was. Cire Davis, I appreciate you,

1030
01:13:55,520 --> 01:14:03,040
Speaker 1: but this is one of the more interesting questions because, well,

1031
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:06,080
Speaker 1: the answer is going to make me seem like a barbarian.

1032
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:11,120
Speaker 1: It's going to probably make people uncomfortable. But I'm gonna

1033
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:15,880
Speaker 1: give this answer to you, really, really, really honestly. People

1034
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,479
Speaker 1: ask me these things, and I feel like sometimes they

1035
01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:21,840
Speaker 1: don't want to know the truth. They want me to

1036
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:23,760
Speaker 1: tell them something they want to hear, and we all

1037
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:27,280
Speaker 1: do that as human beings. I go up to the

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01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:29,760
Speaker 1: wife tonight, Hey do I still do I still look

1039
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:32,080
Speaker 1: as good as I did when you met me? What

1040
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:35,160
Speaker 1: do I want to hear? Oh? Absolutely do I want

1041
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:37,599
Speaker 1: to hear? I mean except for the gray in your

1042
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:43,080
Speaker 1: beard and the ten extra pounds you're hauling around the

1043
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:46,840
Speaker 1: question is well, I'll tell you what. I'll go ahead

1044
01:14:46,880 --> 01:15:10,800
Speaker 1: and offend everyone in just a second. Is he smarter

1045
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:16,519
Speaker 1: than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah? That

1046
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:24,599
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Shaw. Natural medicines and holistic healing approaches are

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Speaker 1: the question Chris Doctor's showgun Jesse Steele, how much of

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Speaker 1: a rule do USO tours play in boosting troop morale?

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Speaker 1: It completely depends on the tour troop morale. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about frontline grunt units. That's what I was in. I

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Speaker 1: don't I can't speak to anything else. It's full of dudes,

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Speaker 1: type A dudes. When you're over there in a crappy place.

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01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:32,759
Speaker 1: Dudes want four things music, hot women, beer, or food.

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Speaker 1: There's not a fifth thing. Those are the things that

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Speaker 1: boost troop morale. There's that great you know what, I'll

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Speaker 1: look it up while I'm talking to you. That's how

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Speaker 1: multitalented I am. There's a great Eleanor Roosevelt quote about marines.

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Speaker 1: She's famous for this quote about marines. Hang on a

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Speaker 1: second land Roosevelt quote, Marines, hang on, this is very

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Speaker 1: very high end rate radio. Here. The marines I've seen

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Speaker 1: around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds,

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01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:10,840
Speaker 1: the highest morale and the lowest morals of any group

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Speaker 1: of animals I've ever seen. Thank God for the United

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Speaker 1: States Marine Corps. Do you know when she said that quote?

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Speaker 1: The quote itself is famous. You know when she said

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Speaker 1: that quote, Eleanor Roosevelt went on one of these USO tours.

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Speaker 1: She is the wife of the president, after all, surely

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01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:30,639
Speaker 1: it would boost troop morale to bring Eleanor Roosevelt along

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Speaker 1: the troops. Combat troops, frontline troops thought they were getting

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Speaker 1: one of those old super hot you know, pin up grooves.

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01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:42,320
Speaker 1: You know, the famous Hollywood starlets back in the day

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01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:45,599
Speaker 1: just dropped their gorgeous classical beauty types. They were told

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Speaker 1: they were getting one of those. Instead, outcomes Eleanor Roosevelts.

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Speaker 1: The Marines booed her. The Marines booed the first Lady

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Speaker 1: of the United States of America because it didn't turn

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01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:07,479
Speaker 1: out to be the hot chick they want. We men

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01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:13,920
Speaker 1: are simple creatures, we really are. And the mistake women

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01:19:14,479 --> 01:19:18,439
Speaker 1: make with men is thinking men are as complicated as women.

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01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:21,599
Speaker 1: And the mistake men make with women is thinking women

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Speaker 1: are as simple as men. We are different human beings.

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Speaker 1: Men are very simple. I got to see one USO

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01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:33,200
Speaker 1: show we were and I racked it all this time,

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01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:34,880
Speaker 1: and then we were back in Kuwait and we were

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Speaker 1: actually getting ready to come home, and they hadn't really

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01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:41,040
Speaker 1: started the USO shows yet, but the very very beginning

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Speaker 1: of them was get this. Bruce Willis had a blues

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Speaker 1: band or jazz band. I think it was a blues

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Speaker 1: band blue. He had a band. He loved to play

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Speaker 1: music and sing. It wasn't bad, Chris, He really wasn't bad. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Bruce Willis, the actor, Bruce Willis, he was coming just

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Speaker 1: to put on a concert for us, and he did.

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Speaker 1: And I'll never forget it, and I'll always appreciate him

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01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:09,000
Speaker 1: for it. I don't even know if he got publicity

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01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:10,760
Speaker 1: for it, because there wasn't a ton of that yet.

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01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:13,960
Speaker 1: This is still so early in the war. But we

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Speaker 1: didn't give a crap about Bruce will Let's send me

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Speaker 1: a couple of guys. Would I would have liked to picture.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's fine music, man. We got to hear

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Speaker 1: a concert. We got to hear music. Do you know

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Speaker 1: how precious that was? The USO tours that boost morale

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01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:37,160
Speaker 1: are the concerts or the beautiful women. There aren't really

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Speaker 1: other ones that do. And that's why it makes people uncomfortable,

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01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:46,400
Speaker 1: because you make troops sound like barbarians one and two.

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Speaker 1: It makes it sound like you're putting down this famous

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Speaker 1: actor who does a USO tour. I'm totally making up

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Speaker 1: this name, but I don't even know if he's ever

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Speaker 1: done one. I don't know an I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks is doing a u SO tour

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Speaker 1: to go see the troops. You know, a big movie star,

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Speaker 1: Tom Hanks. I wouldn't give a crap if I was

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01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:13,200
Speaker 1: given the option, Hey you can. You can have an

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Speaker 1: extra play to chow, or you can go down, make

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Speaker 1: sure your uniform looks perfect and see Tom Hanks. I'll

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01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:27,639
Speaker 1: just take some extra powdered eggs, please. Troops are simple things.

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Speaker 1: A comedy show, Chris, A comedy show would have been welcome.

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Speaker 1: I bet you they do comedy shows. I'm almost positive

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Speaker 1: they do. But remember I don't have the experience that

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01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:39,840
Speaker 1: the troops now do. They're just what it was. It

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01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:41,679
Speaker 1: was a different it was a different time. We didn't

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Speaker 1: have facilities really over there yet, so I mean, from

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Speaker 1: what I understand now, they have WiFi and stuff like

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01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:50,360
Speaker 1: that that we did. We it was I think a

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01:21:50,479 --> 01:21:53,120
Speaker 1: month a month and a half before we made a

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01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:55,880
Speaker 1: phone call. And the phone call was a big deal.

1141
01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:59,160
Speaker 1: I'll never forget this. We had gone clear up to

1142
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:02,080
Speaker 1: Bagdad and we're in some city called Najaff and again

1143
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:04,479
Speaker 1: there's no internet, there's no Wi Fi, there's no nothing.

1144
01:22:05,680 --> 01:22:07,439
Speaker 1: It was a huge deal. They got ahold of a

1145
01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:12,519
Speaker 1: satellite phone that let us call back home. Oh gosh,

1146
01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:14,640
Speaker 1: this was a dark moment, though it was. It was

1147
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:16,800
Speaker 1: a great moment for me. It was a dark moment

1148
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,160
Speaker 1: for our guys. I guess I might as well just

1149
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:21,400
Speaker 1: tell it. We get to this compound, we fortify this compound,

1150
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:24,240
Speaker 1: and they let us know. You're gonna get to make

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01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:26,760
Speaker 1: a phone call tonight. The battalion got a hold of

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01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:30,200
Speaker 1: a satellite phone, and everybody's going to have I forget

1153
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:31,800
Speaker 1: the time. I'm gonna mess up the time. It was

1154
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:34,320
Speaker 1: very quick. Two or three minutes is all you had

1155
01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:36,559
Speaker 1: because everyone had, you know, everyone wanted to turn with

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01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:41,400
Speaker 1: the phone. They they line up the platoons and then

1157
01:22:41,479 --> 01:22:45,759
Speaker 1: went really well for some and not so well for others.

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Speaker 1: Hang on, wake up and text, Text and eat, Text

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Speaker 1: someone calls you out for not working. Text and meet

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Speaker 1: up with a friend you haven't seen in forever. Hi,

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Speaker 1: Text and complain that they're on their phone the whole time.

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Speaker 1: Text and listen to them, complain that you're on your

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Speaker 1: phone the whole time, text and whatever. But when you

1167
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:51,280
Speaker 1: get behind the wheel, give your phone to a passenger,

1168
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Speaker 1: put it in the glove box. Just don't text and drive.

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Speaker 1: from the President elect was help is on the way,

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Speaker 1: trying to paint a picture of an economic team that

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Speaker 1: will be able to really help his economy in terms

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Speaker 1: of equality as well and making sure all Americans have

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Speaker 1: a better future. You're right about that, Kate, And these

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Speaker 1: rollouts are really carefully choreographed to do a couple of things.

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Speaker 1: One to signal Joe Biden's priorities is you just laid out,

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Speaker 1: but also to allow his designees, his nominees as appointees,

1180
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Speaker 1: to introduce themselves directly to the American people, to really

1181
01:24:47,479 --> 01:24:51,320
Speaker 1: use the force of their personal stories to help blunt

1182
01:24:51,439 --> 01:24:57,000
Speaker 1: partisan attacks. It's gonna be it's gonna be a long

1183
01:24:57,400 --> 01:25:01,080
Speaker 1: four years, A long four years. I just saw I

1184
01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:03,479
Speaker 1: forget it was somebody on CNN just had a long

1185
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:07,160
Speaker 1: sit down interview with Joe Biden, and he's asking him things.

1186
01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:10,240
Speaker 1: I'm not making this up. Tell me about your emotions.

1187
01:25:10,479 --> 01:25:14,679
Speaker 1: What are your emotions like at this time? Get these people,

1188
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:21,000
Speaker 1: you see yourselves? All right, I'm gonna tell you the

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01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:27,440
Speaker 1: story of our platoon getting our first satellite phone call. Yikes,

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Speaker 1: Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show. This is a Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. If

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Speaker 1: you haven't asked doctor Jesse question. I'm gonna try to

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Speaker 1: get through as many of these as possible. We're absolutely

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01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:42,000
Speaker 1: gonna play this crazy Joe Biden audio here in a

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01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:45,679
Speaker 1: few minutes. We're gonna talk about pushing over one year olds,

1196
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:48,800
Speaker 1: do we want a monarchy? And everything else I can

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Speaker 1: churn through this hour. I love Friday's Chris Illove Friday's

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Speaker 1: their special like me. They hand out a saddle phone

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Speaker 1: to us in Iraq in combat. Nobody has spoken to

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01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:06,400
Speaker 1: their family in a month, month and a half. I

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01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:13,479
Speaker 1: don't remember the exact time. The problem is, it's not

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01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:17,320
Speaker 1: as if you had time or the technology to send

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01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:19,760
Speaker 1: a text or an email or any kind of a

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01:27:19,800 --> 01:27:23,640
Speaker 1: setup at all. So this sounds like a wonderful thing, right,

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01:27:23,680 --> 01:27:26,640
Speaker 1: pick up a satellite phone. Well, how often do you

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Speaker 1: miss a phone call? How often do you ignore a

1207
01:27:30,439 --> 01:27:37,400
Speaker 1: phone call from an unrecognized number? Guys finally get their

1208
01:27:37,400 --> 01:27:41,320
Speaker 1: opportunity in combat to hear the voice of the person

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01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:45,000
Speaker 1: they want to talk to. Most oftentimes that was parents

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01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:49,519
Speaker 1: or wife. That's pretty much what it was. By the

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01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:55,320
Speaker 1: grace of God, I lucked out. Called parents answer the phone.

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01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:59,519
Speaker 1: They're driving on the highway. They're so excited to hear

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01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:01,280
Speaker 1: that I'm a They did not know I was alive.

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01:28:01,880 --> 01:28:03,800
Speaker 1: They pulled over on the side of the road and

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01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:05,240
Speaker 1: talk to me for a couple of minutes. So it

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01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:09,880
Speaker 1: went great. And I'm I'm a very selfish human being,

1217
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:14,520
Speaker 1: extremely self centered. I only care about me, A borderline sociopathic.

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01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:19,280
Speaker 1: So I hang up the phone and I'm not worried

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01:28:19,320 --> 01:28:22,240
Speaker 1: about anyone else. What I'm not doing is I'm not

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01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:25,880
Speaker 1: putting myself in anyone else's shoes. I just had a

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01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:28,200
Speaker 1: great phone call. I had some things I had to

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01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:30,639
Speaker 1: go get done, but I'm riding pretty high. Life's good.

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01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:33,120
Speaker 1: I mean, look this if you're stuck at war. This

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01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:37,160
Speaker 1: is as good as it gets. Eventually, I go beebopping

1225
01:28:37,280 --> 01:28:41,599
Speaker 1: my way back into where we were stationed and there

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01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:47,759
Speaker 1: are a couple of dudes crying, and it's somber. I'm

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01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:56,719
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what happened. Young marines oftentimes do really,

1228
01:28:56,760 --> 01:29:00,760
Speaker 1: really really stupid things, extremely stupid things, many of them,

1229
01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:04,240
Speaker 1: and I made a million stupid decisions as a young

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01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:11,120
Speaker 1: marine myself. I'm not pointing fingers at anyone else. Part

1231
01:29:11,120 --> 01:29:13,439
Speaker 1: of the dumb thing young marines do before they go

1232
01:29:13,479 --> 01:29:17,280
Speaker 1: off to war as they want to experience marriage. They

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01:29:17,320 --> 01:29:22,080
Speaker 1: want to get married, and more than one guy in

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01:29:22,240 --> 01:29:27,160
Speaker 1: my unit found some girl he had practically just met.

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01:29:28,360 --> 01:29:33,680
Speaker 1: Some of them had already dated buddies of his, and

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01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:39,599
Speaker 1: they got married right before we left. The phone call

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01:29:40,080 --> 01:29:44,519
Speaker 1: one of them he called her phone and her new

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01:29:44,600 --> 01:29:53,879
Speaker 1: boyfriend answered the call of depastating gosh. That is brutal.

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01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:57,120
Speaker 1: And he wasn't the only one. I think it would

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01:29:57,200 --> 01:30:00,360
Speaker 1: ended up being two or three guys either got broken

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01:30:00,479 --> 01:30:03,200
Speaker 1: up with or got a divorce within the first month

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01:30:03,240 --> 01:30:08,559
Speaker 1: and a half two months in camp at life stuff man,

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01:30:09,040 --> 01:30:13,160
Speaker 1: Life is life is stuff, all right. It's time to

1244
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:15,600
Speaker 1: get to this, Chris, we'll play that. You know what,

1245
01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:17,600
Speaker 1: hang out of the Joe Biden Naudio. What we'll do

1246
01:30:17,720 --> 01:30:19,799
Speaker 1: is we'll play it in just a couple of minutes.

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Speaker 1: This is another way to start the email. Did I

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Speaker 1: tell you we I do podcast reviews to this one

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Speaker 1: titled great show. Just discovered this show this summer really great,

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Speaker 1: but there is no one as handsome as myself. Sorry.

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Speaker 1: Next one's titled Beast of a Man. Jesse Kelly is

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Speaker 1: hearing the torch of freedom of thought. Is towering physical

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Speaker 1: stature and sizzling intellect pair nicely with handsome masculinity. If

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Speaker 1: Jesse wants to start a new party, I want thud.

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Speaker 1: I will enthusiastically join the Oracle rules. Let's be clear,

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Speaker 1: Jesse has already started a new party. It is called

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Speaker 1: the Anti Communist Party. I am the head of it.

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Speaker 1: It should be noted this party is not run in

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Speaker 1: any way by committee. This is a dictatorship, and I

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Speaker 1: sit at the top of it headline, Wow, great show

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Speaker 1: that goes without saying. But this guy is foxy, Loxy

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Speaker 1: and Cottonale. I don't even know what that means, but

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Speaker 1: it sounds awesome, Chris, it sounds awesome. All right, it's asked,

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday. Let us continue, Dear Jess or don

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Speaker 1: Jesse the handsome from one from one porterhouse for Thanksgiving

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Speaker 1: proponent to another? Here we go. Would you rather push

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Speaker 1: over a one year old? The first hundred times he

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Speaker 1: tries to stand up or push over a one hundred

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Speaker 1: year old and he never get up again. That has

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Speaker 1: got to be the darkest asked Doctor Jesse question I've

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Speaker 1: ever been asked in my lifetime. Ever. It's definitely the

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Speaker 1: one year old for a couple of different reasons. One

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Speaker 1: in all seriousness, I am an immoral, soulless monster. I am,

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Speaker 1: but I love old people, and I have always found

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Speaker 1: older people falling down and hurting themselves to be the

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Speaker 1: most heartbreaking thing. Every time I hear about that my

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Speaker 1: grandma fell down, broke her arm, my grandpa fell down,

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Speaker 1: broke his hip. Even me and I have no heart.

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Speaker 1: Even me, I'm thinking, oh man, that sucks. But it's

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Speaker 1: got to be the one year old. For this reason. One,

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Speaker 1: he won't have any memory of it. He can't dime

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Speaker 1: you out at all. Two one year olds don't feel

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Speaker 1: falling down. It turns out God knew what he was doing.

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Speaker 1: Kids are incredibly resilient. We had a newborn, our very first,

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Speaker 1: our first baby, James is his name, my oldest son,

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Speaker 1: and he's a week old, I think a week old.

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Speaker 1: We have a couch in our living room at the

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Speaker 1: time and a carpet on the floor, and it's just

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Speaker 1: it's some believe. It's not some fancy couch stands about

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Speaker 1: the same height as every other couch, and we're figuring

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Speaker 1: out how to raise a kid and whatnot. And I

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Speaker 1: had to watch the wife feed him. That was a

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Speaker 1: grind for me. But at one point in time there

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Speaker 1: was a miscommunication on who was supposed to be watching him.

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Speaker 1: For a second. You know, you never really take your

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Speaker 1: eyes off a newborn. You drive home from the hospital

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Speaker 1: five miles an hour with the emergency blinkers on because

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Speaker 1: you're you're worried if someone breathes on him, he's gonna die.

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Speaker 1: By the time you have your second, you're doing a

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Speaker 1: hundred on the but your first is different. There was

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Speaker 1: a miscommunication. We both ended up in the kitchen at

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Speaker 1: the same time with the kid. He was fifteen feet

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Speaker 1: away on the couch and my oldest son. He is

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Speaker 1: one of those kids who cannot sit still. I don't

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Speaker 1: mean in a normal rambunctious boy fashion. From the day

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Speaker 1: he was born till now. If he watches a movie,

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Speaker 1: my kid burns more calories watching a movie than I

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Speaker 1: do in a workout. He is leaping and jumping and

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Speaker 1: flipping and working out the action scenes by himself. He's something.

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Speaker 1: Sure enough. We turn around, both of us at the

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Speaker 1: same time and time to see him not stand up

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Speaker 1: because you can't stand up at that age, but find

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Speaker 1: a way to absolutely take a facer off the couch

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Speaker 1: onto the floor. Didn't even cry, rolled over and kept

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Speaker 1: on moving. Kids are so much. People ask me all

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Speaker 1: the time for what advice would I give new parents.

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Speaker 1: You don't need advice for me. I'm a bad person,

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Speaker 1: but I will simply tell you this. Kids are way

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Speaker 1: tougher than we give them credit for. Think about the ways,

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Speaker 1: think about the environments kids are raised, in today and

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Speaker 1: have been raised and throughout the history of mankind. Kids

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Speaker 1: born in mud huts with dirty rags wrapped up, and

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Speaker 1: kids grow up just fine. All right? Do we want

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Speaker 1: a king? Answer? Might surprise you? Hang them? Is he

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Speaker 1: smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Wake up and text, Text and eat,

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Speaker 1: Text and catch the bus, Text and miss your stop. Wait,

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Speaker 1: Text and be late to work? Sorry late? Text and work,

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Speaker 1: Text and pretend to work, Text and x surprised when

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Speaker 1: someone calls you out for not working. Text and meet

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Speaker 1: up with a friend you haven't seen in forever h O.

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Speaker 1: Text and complain that they're on their phone the whole time.

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Speaker 1: Text and listen to them, complain that you're on your

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Speaker 1: phone the whole time. Text and whatever. But when you

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Speaker 1: get behind the wheel, give your phone to a passenger,

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Speaker 1: put it in the glove box. Just don't text and drive.

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Speaker 1: Administration and the AD Council. It isn't ask doctor Jesse Friday.

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Speaker 1: Guys are a bunch of goofballs. Who even thinks of

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01:37:38,920 --> 01:37:41,839
Speaker 1: that pushing over a one year old one hundred times,

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Speaker 1: you sick freaks. It was an awesome question, Sir Jesse

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Speaker 1: Salton of Steubenville. I was born in Steubenville, Ohio, Ohio.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't benevolent dictatorship of Trump, even a heredity terry monarchy

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Speaker 1: of the Trump family be preferable to what we apparently

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Speaker 1: have coming by majority rule, the advantage of a monarchy

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Speaker 1: to the noble and common man, and so on, so forth.

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Speaker 1: Permission granted to say. This email is from Zumi in Texas,

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01:38:15,960 --> 01:38:21,000
Speaker 1: So thank you, Zumi. Remember this. I will never read

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Speaker 1: your name on the air unless you specifically tell me

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Speaker 1: to read your name. I'm the last person on earth

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Speaker 1: who still believes in privacy. You can even send me

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01:38:30,920 --> 01:38:34,120
Speaker 1: your death threats. I will not out you. I don't.

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Speaker 1: A private is private, public is public. It's private, it

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Speaker 1: stays private all your now. Remember when I say private,

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Speaker 1: all your emails go to Chris Firsity prints them off.

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Speaker 1: So the anti Jewish stuff, Chris reads that stuff. But

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Speaker 1: I do appreciate how much you guys joke with Jewish

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Speaker 1: producer Chris as well. I don't know, necessarily no, that

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Speaker 1: a monarchy is a bad thing. I'm not specifically talking

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Speaker 1: about a Trump family monarchy. Keep in mind, you can

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Speaker 1: make the argument the worst parts of Trump's presidency came

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Speaker 1: from Jared and Ivanka. Ivanka is a flat out Democrat.

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Speaker 1: Ivanka's daughter Republican at all, a very smart, capable woman,

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Speaker 1: She's a Democrat. They were constantly, and I know this

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Speaker 1: from people inside the White House, they were constantly pulling

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Speaker 1: Trump to the left. Whenever Trump would make these little

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Speaker 1: trial balloon announcements about working with Democrats on this, doing

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Speaker 1: this almost universally, it would come out after that that

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Speaker 1: came from Ivanka that said, are we sure a monarchy's

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Speaker 1: that bad? I don't want him a monarchy. Don't get

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Speaker 1: me wrong unless I'm the monarch, but I don't want

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Speaker 1: them what chrits. I can handle the job. I would

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Speaker 1: have advisors and stuff, and I would sit around and

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Speaker 1: eat grapes, and I'd have people fan me. I want

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Speaker 1: to be fanned with those prom things. Although there's no wit,

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01:40:13,120 --> 01:40:17,839
Speaker 1: I understand we have air conditioning. I still want the fans. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: You can make every argument in the world against a monarchy,

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Speaker 1: and I wouldn't argue with you. The problem with the

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Speaker 1: monarchy is even if you get a great king, what

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Speaker 1: if his son's an idiot, or his son's an idiot,

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Speaker 1: or worse, worse than an idiot, what if his son's

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Speaker 1: flat out an evil tyrant. And remember this is a monarchy.

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Speaker 1: What they say goes. If you want to sign on

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Speaker 1: for a monarchy, you have to do this. You do

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Speaker 1: the same as you do for any bigger government. Whatever

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Speaker 1: you want government to do, whatever power you want to

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01:40:54,400 --> 01:40:57,880
Speaker 1: give government, you need to picture the person you hate

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01:40:57,920 --> 01:41:01,800
Speaker 1: the most, who hates you the most, in government, and

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Speaker 1: picture handing them that power. That's just the truth. You

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Speaker 1: have to picture handing them that power. However, however, listen

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Speaker 1: to me. Let's not sit here and pretend like the

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Speaker 1: average voter is doing better than the hereditary dice. You

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Speaker 1: can argue, and I would make the argument in defense

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Speaker 1: of a republic like we have now, you can make

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Speaker 1: the argument while at least you have to live with

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01:41:36,800 --> 01:41:39,519
Speaker 1: your own choices, it's not someone else's choices. And that

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Speaker 1: is true. But remember this, I want you to remember

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Speaker 1: this fraud or not, half this country went to the

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Speaker 1: polls and voted for a man who clearly has dementia,

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Speaker 1: a man who's been in Washington for forty seven years

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Speaker 1: and done absolutely nothing, and they voted for that man

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Speaker 1: over the guy who presided over the greatest economy probably

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Speaker 1: in the history of the United States of America. You

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01:42:10,880 --> 01:42:13,840
Speaker 1: can hate Trump, you can love Biden. What I just

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Speaker 1: said is absolutely true. Did you hear this from Biden?

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Speaker 1: Biden was interviewed with Kabala. I think this was yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Did you did you hear this? It's it's a matter

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Speaker 1: of the thing. We are sympatico on our philosophy of

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Speaker 1: government and sympatico on how we want to attach approach

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01:42:32,160 --> 01:42:34,639
Speaker 1: these issues that we're facing, and so I don't have

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Speaker 1: and when we disagree, it'll be just like so far,

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Speaker 1: it's been just like broccan I did. It's in private.

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Speaker 1: She'll say I think we should do ABC or D

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Speaker 1: and I'll say I don't. I like A, don't like

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Speaker 1: B and C, and it's go okay. But and I,

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Speaker 1: like I told Barrock, if if I reach something where

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Speaker 1: there's a fundamental disagreement we have based on a moral principle,

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Speaker 1: I'll I'll develop some disease and say to resign. I'm sorry,

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01:43:06,000 --> 01:43:14,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What that man was just fraudulently or otherwise.

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Speaker 1: That man was just elected president of the United States

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Speaker 1: of America. So if you're going to criticize a monarchy,

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Speaker 1: and I know all these all these arguments against the

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Speaker 1: monarchy or valid they are, y'all also have to own

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01:43:29,560 --> 01:43:34,040
Speaker 1: up to the real flaws in letting voters choose who's

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Speaker 1: in charge all these scumbags. Here's here's I mean, here's

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Speaker 1: a bitter pill. Pick the one you hate the most?

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Speaker 1: Is it Nancy Pelosi il han Omar, even though I

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Speaker 1: think she's kind of hot, AOC definitely kind of hot?

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01:43:51,200 --> 01:43:58,880
Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer Obama picture, I mean, picture the biggest idiot, loser, scumbag,

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Speaker 1: Gavin Noosa Cuomo. Who pick the Democrat? Picture in your head,

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01:44:04,320 --> 01:44:07,000
Speaker 1: the Democrat you hate the most, And I accept this

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Speaker 1: fact before you make your anti monarchy arguments. Accept this

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01:44:10,920 --> 01:44:13,640
Speaker 1: fact that person you hate the most that you have

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01:44:13,800 --> 01:44:19,959
Speaker 1: in your head, that person was popularly elected by the voters.

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01:44:22,320 --> 01:44:28,160
Speaker 1: Wrap your mind around that that person was popularly elected.

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01:44:29,479 --> 01:44:34,000
Speaker 1: Look at the people we have in office. I don't

1443
01:44:34,000 --> 01:44:39,160
Speaker 1: just look. I don't. I don't just mean democrats. Mitt Romney.

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01:44:39,280 --> 01:44:46,720
Speaker 1: Mitt Romney has been popularly elected several times. You can

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Speaker 1: make every argument in the world against monarchy. I would

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01:44:49,640 --> 01:44:54,120
Speaker 1: argue this, I don't necessarily want to live in one.

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Speaker 1: But what do we study at the beginning of every

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01:44:58,000 --> 01:45:01,400
Speaker 1: single show, every single show, what do we talk about?

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01:45:01,800 --> 01:45:05,880
Speaker 1: We talk about history and learning lessons from history. Does

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01:45:05,960 --> 01:45:09,679
Speaker 1: the history of the world tell you man is against

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01:45:09,840 --> 01:45:15,000
Speaker 1: monarchy or man is pro monarchy? Understand this. You living

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01:45:15,040 --> 01:45:17,839
Speaker 1: in a republic where the voters get to choose their leaders.

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01:45:18,200 --> 01:45:21,760
Speaker 1: You are the minority, the extreme minority, when it comes

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01:45:21,800 --> 01:45:24,400
Speaker 1: to people in the history of the world. That is

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01:45:24,479 --> 01:45:29,439
Speaker 1: not how society's functioned at all. That was some radical

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01:45:29,560 --> 01:45:32,840
Speaker 1: new concept that came along. The Greeks started dabbling in it,

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01:45:33,080 --> 01:45:36,799
Speaker 1: the Romans a little bit too, But that's not something

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01:45:36,840 --> 01:45:41,120
Speaker 1: that's just been around. Monarchy is what's been around. People

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Speaker 1: seek out a king. I have always believed that is

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Speaker 1: one of the inherent flaws in our system. Not that

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01:45:47,960 --> 01:45:51,160
Speaker 1: I think there's a better way to do it. People

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01:45:52,520 --> 01:45:56,640
Speaker 1: they want politicians to have more power. They don't admit it.

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01:45:57,360 --> 01:46:02,719
Speaker 1: I don't. You probably don't. But in general, something happens

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01:46:02,840 --> 01:46:06,639
Speaker 1: war A coronavirus, great example. I can't count how many

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01:46:06,680 --> 01:46:09,040
Speaker 1: of my friends on the right coronavirus came out, well,

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01:46:09,160 --> 01:46:11,960
Speaker 1: government should ban this, Government should make you do this.

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01:46:12,200 --> 01:46:16,679
Speaker 1: Government should, government should don't you think government should? Friends

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Speaker 1: of mine on the right happily handing overpowered to the government,

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01:46:25,920 --> 01:46:27,640
Speaker 1: how many of you were lining up to get that

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Speaker 1: government vaccine? Are you in a rush for that? All right?

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Speaker 1: We have the most historically misunderstood person hang on natural medicines,

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Speaker 1: holistic healing approaches. These things things are not new. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why people say these things are new. This

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Speaker 1: is the history of the world. I choose natural solutions

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Speaker 1: you can loop businesses, burn down buildings, engage in protest,

1488
01:48:25,960 --> 01:48:28,360
Speaker 1: you can also go to a Christmas party. You can

1489
01:48:28,400 --> 01:48:31,680
Speaker 1: celebrate the holiday of Christmas, and you can do it responsibly,

1490
01:48:32,160 --> 01:48:34,880
Speaker 1: which is why the East Wing has noted that they'll

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01:48:34,880 --> 01:48:37,759
Speaker 1: have smaller guestless mask are going to be available. Social

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01:48:37,760 --> 01:48:42,040
Speaker 1: distancing is going to be encouraged, hand sanitizing stations, among

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01:48:42,080 --> 01:48:44,880
Speaker 1: other measures. But we will engage in the celebration of

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01:48:44,960 --> 01:48:47,760
Speaker 1: Christmas and there will be a Hanakah celebration as well.

1495
01:48:51,000 --> 01:48:56,360
Speaker 1: You make your own decisions as far as what you're

1496
01:48:56,400 --> 01:49:00,479
Speaker 1: going to do, what you're comfortable with at Christmas time. Again,

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01:49:00,520 --> 01:49:05,679
Speaker 1: I'm all about personal freedom, personal choice, but if somebody

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01:49:05,760 --> 01:49:09,519
Speaker 1: tries to guilt you out of it, if somebody tells you,

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01:49:09,560 --> 01:49:14,000
Speaker 1: I don't care whether it's family, friend, governor, mayor president, senator, whatever,

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01:49:14,400 --> 01:49:19,120
Speaker 1: somebody tries to guilt you out of traveling to see

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01:49:19,160 --> 01:49:21,479
Speaker 1: your family, to be with family, to be with friends

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01:49:21,479 --> 01:49:24,719
Speaker 1: at Christmas time. I want you to do me a favor.

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01:49:27,520 --> 01:49:32,240
Speaker 1: I want you to demand receipts. I want you to

1504
01:49:32,400 --> 01:49:38,559
Speaker 1: see what they said when Black Lives Matter was burning

1505
01:49:38,600 --> 01:49:43,960
Speaker 1: down cities across the Marrea. I want to see the receipts.

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01:49:45,400 --> 01:49:49,400
Speaker 1: If you didn't have anything to say, then shut your

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01:49:49,439 --> 01:49:54,639
Speaker 1: mouth about my family Christmas. It's just that simple, because

1508
01:49:54,680 --> 01:49:57,639
Speaker 1: I don't think you really believe it, or you believe

1509
01:49:57,680 --> 01:49:59,680
Speaker 1: it right up to the point where you have to

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01:49:59,720 --> 01:50:04,000
Speaker 1: say something uncomfortable, in which case you don't really believe it.

1511
01:50:05,520 --> 01:50:11,160
Speaker 1: Don't tell me what you believe, show me what you believe.

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01:50:13,160 --> 01:50:18,439
Speaker 1: I'll believe you're scared of coronavirus when you stay home,

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01:50:19,160 --> 01:50:22,280
Speaker 1: when you don't travel, when you wear a mask at

1514
01:50:22,280 --> 01:50:24,559
Speaker 1: all times, when you don't get your hair cut, when

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01:50:24,600 --> 01:50:27,840
Speaker 1: you don't go out to restaurants. That's what I'll believe it.

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01:50:28,080 --> 01:50:32,679
Speaker 1: And not one second before, Chris, I know you're gonna

1517
01:50:32,680 --> 01:50:36,559
Speaker 1: get mad. I don't care. It's my favorite audio clip ever.

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01:50:36,960 --> 01:50:39,639
Speaker 1: I need you to play me the audio once again

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01:50:39,720 --> 01:50:45,360
Speaker 1: of the New Jersey ladies accosting their governor for eating out.

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01:50:44,680 --> 01:50:49,280
Speaker 1: You're having family in the meantime, you're having all that

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01:50:49,360 --> 01:50:57,559
Speaker 1: kind of other bulls. Now, no, I'm not drunk. You

1522
01:50:57,640 --> 01:51:01,760
Speaker 1: can go how you know why I don't need a

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01:51:01,800 --> 01:51:23,000
Speaker 1: mask because he no, he doesn't come on. I love

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01:51:23,120 --> 01:51:26,520
Speaker 1: New Jersey, man, I love I love people who with attitude.

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01:51:27,840 --> 01:51:31,000
Speaker 1: That is the most New Jersey sound I've ever heard

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01:51:31,080 --> 01:51:38,080
Speaker 1: in my entire life. And you know what we had

1527
01:51:38,120 --> 01:51:41,519
Speaker 1: to endure four years of our people getting screamed at

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01:51:41,560 --> 01:51:45,280
Speaker 1: in restaurants, run off the streets. You want to chew

1529
01:51:45,320 --> 01:51:48,240
Speaker 1: out the governor for screwing up your local business, you

1530
01:51:48,320 --> 01:51:50,960
Speaker 1: go chew out the governor for screwing up your business.

1531
01:51:51,160 --> 01:51:55,400
Speaker 1: You don't work for him, he works for you, all right.

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01:51:55,439 --> 01:52:01,680
Speaker 1: The most historically misunderstood person there are probably there are

1533
01:52:01,720 --> 01:52:04,679
Speaker 1: probably endless answers to this. I try to do this

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01:52:05,400 --> 01:52:10,200
Speaker 1: as best I can. But remember I only have less

1535
01:52:10,200 --> 01:52:13,000
Speaker 1: than three years of community college credits, so you need

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01:52:13,080 --> 01:52:16,840
Speaker 1: to lower your expectation on my capabilities. But as best

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01:52:16,920 --> 01:52:19,800
Speaker 1: I can. When I talk about history every single day

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01:52:20,160 --> 01:52:24,320
Speaker 1: is I try to add some perspective on things I

1539
01:52:24,360 --> 01:52:28,599
Speaker 1: don't generally like how history is presented by most people

1540
01:52:29,000 --> 01:52:33,479
Speaker 1: of good guys and bad guys in certain situations. That's

1541
01:52:33,560 --> 01:52:38,200
Speaker 1: obviously it's clear who's good and bad. Pol Pot in

1542
01:52:38,280 --> 01:52:41,200
Speaker 1: the killing Fields, Paul Pot was the bad guy there.

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01:52:41,960 --> 01:52:45,080
Speaker 1: That's just clear that. Let's just clear that up right now,

1544
01:52:45,200 --> 01:52:50,240
Speaker 1: but in general, Look, even Pulpot thought he was doing

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01:52:50,280 --> 01:52:53,760
Speaker 1: the right thing. He's an evil monster, but thought he

1546
01:52:53,840 --> 01:52:55,439
Speaker 1: was doing the right thing. So I don't like to

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01:52:55,479 --> 01:52:57,559
Speaker 1: present things. That's why I talk about things the way

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01:52:57,600 --> 01:53:01,960
Speaker 1: I do. I don't present the saintly victim the way

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01:53:01,960 --> 01:53:04,240
Speaker 1: our history does, and I don't present the conqueror the

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01:53:04,240 --> 01:53:06,719
Speaker 1: way our history does. I just we're all good and bad.

1551
01:53:08,240 --> 01:53:12,120
Speaker 1: But I do think the way we all talk about

1552
01:53:12,160 --> 01:53:17,920
Speaker 1: Alexander the Great is funny because you can't really hear

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01:53:18,000 --> 01:53:23,800
Speaker 1: anybody say a negative word about Alexander the Great. And look,

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01:53:23,840 --> 01:53:28,040
Speaker 1: everybody loved, everyone admired him, everyone admires him, never lost

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01:53:28,080 --> 01:53:32,160
Speaker 1: a battle, incredible, incredibly brave. I would never put the

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01:53:32,160 --> 01:53:39,440
Speaker 1: guy down. Alexander the Great was a beast. But Alexander

1557
01:53:39,479 --> 01:53:43,599
Speaker 1: the Great invaded the biggest empire on Earth and slaughtered

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01:53:43,680 --> 01:53:46,360
Speaker 1: hundreds of thousands of people, and he did it basically

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01:53:46,439 --> 01:53:52,800
Speaker 1: unprovoked will And here's the thing, I'm not putting him down.

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01:53:53,160 --> 01:53:55,719
Speaker 1: I'm not, but we look at him like a hero.

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01:53:56,080 --> 01:53:59,479
Speaker 1: Persia was not aggressively going after Greece at this time.

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01:53:59,520 --> 01:54:07,240
Speaker 1: They certainly weren't going after Macedonia. Persia was kind of

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01:54:07,280 --> 01:54:11,679
Speaker 1: a tolerant empire, an extremely tolerant empire for their time.

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01:54:11,840 --> 01:54:16,120
Speaker 1: Practice your religion however you want, you do your thing.

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01:54:16,840 --> 01:54:19,880
Speaker 1: Remember the Persians said, the Jews back to Jerusalem to

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01:54:19,920 --> 01:54:23,200
Speaker 1: rebuild the temple. The Persians did that, Hey, go back home,

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01:54:23,240 --> 01:54:25,679
Speaker 1: and here's somebody rebuild your temple. Oh by the way,

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01:54:25,680 --> 01:54:28,280
Speaker 1: here's some guards while you're rebuilding the temple. That's how

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01:54:28,320 --> 01:54:31,920
Speaker 1: tolerant the Persians were. But because we're a Western society

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01:54:32,240 --> 01:54:35,280
Speaker 1: and Macedonia, the Greeks were viewed as the kind of

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01:54:35,320 --> 01:54:40,040
Speaker 1: the foundations of Western society, and the Persians they weren't.

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01:54:40,640 --> 01:54:42,520
Speaker 1: And that part of the country, that part of the

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01:54:42,520 --> 01:54:45,000
Speaker 1: world is still one, you know, Iran, that we still

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01:54:45,040 --> 01:54:48,640
Speaker 1: have so many huge problems with. So there's a religious difference,

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01:54:48,640 --> 01:54:51,440
Speaker 1: a location difference there. We look at it and I'm

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01:54:51,600 --> 01:54:54,040
Speaker 1: just as guilty this as anyone else. We look at

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01:54:54,080 --> 01:54:58,760
Speaker 1: Alexander the Great as just this awesome general died too young.

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01:54:59,520 --> 01:55:03,440
Speaker 1: Alex Into the Great invaded a relatively peaceful nation unprovoked

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01:55:03,440 --> 01:55:09,120
Speaker 1: and slaughtered people. I mean, he's never mentioned like like

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01:55:09,200 --> 01:55:13,920
Speaker 1: we talk about Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan didn't

1581
01:55:13,960 --> 01:55:16,560
Speaker 1: do a whole bunch of things unprovoked. You can argue

1582
01:55:16,600 --> 01:55:20,320
Speaker 1: his China stuff was unprovoked. Remember that whole wiping out

1583
01:55:20,360 --> 01:55:22,960
Speaker 1: Islam in the Middle East, like setting it back a

1584
01:55:23,040 --> 01:55:29,160
Speaker 1: thousand years thing. He was trying to trade with those people,

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01:55:29,200 --> 01:55:32,080
Speaker 1: and they kept killing his emissaries, and finally he throws

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01:55:32,160 --> 01:55:34,520
Speaker 1: up his hands and says, all right, I guess we're

1587
01:55:34,560 --> 01:55:38,120
Speaker 1: going to war. He was saying he was sending trade goods.

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01:55:38,600 --> 01:55:41,520
Speaker 1: And then, look, you don't necessarily want to poke Genghis

1589
01:55:41,600 --> 01:55:45,080
Speaker 1: Khan in the ribs too many times. That doesn't generally

1590
01:55:45,160 --> 01:55:48,440
Speaker 1: work out well. But i'd see Alexander the Great, all right,

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse. Although the United States has the most powerful

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01:55:54,640 --> 01:55:58,280
Speaker 1: military on the planet and totality, are their individual branches

1593
01:55:58,360 --> 01:56:00,640
Speaker 1: of the militaries in other countries that are as good

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01:56:00,640 --> 01:56:03,640
Speaker 1: as ours on a per capita or man to man basis.

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01:56:03,840 --> 01:56:06,240
Speaker 1: For example, I've read that certain elements of the Israeli

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01:56:06,280 --> 01:56:09,600
Speaker 1: military or as sophisticated as ours. In addition, do you

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01:56:09,640 --> 01:56:12,440
Speaker 1: think that Chinese military will be able to compete with

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Speaker 1: ours in the near future. Let's start with your last question. First,

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Speaker 1: China has more ships in the water than we do

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Speaker 1: as we speak right now, China is advancing rapidly technologically,

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Speaker 1: and they're advancing quickly in space technology. It is a

1602
01:56:31,320 --> 01:56:34,920
Speaker 1: big deal. It's more than just star Wars space force stuff.

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Speaker 1: They get this Russia. They have things they can send

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Speaker 1: into space, things that can I'm not making this, I'm

1605
01:56:45,240 --> 01:56:48,920
Speaker 1: not making this up. They can sneak up behind our satellites,

1606
01:56:49,840 --> 01:56:52,680
Speaker 1: the satellites we used to see what's happening around the world.

1607
01:56:53,320 --> 01:56:57,320
Speaker 1: They can sneak up behind them and push them off

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01:56:57,360 --> 01:57:00,680
Speaker 1: course and ruin them for US. Russia has that ability.

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01:57:01,280 --> 01:57:03,280
Speaker 1: China is gaining that ability. It's one of those things

1610
01:57:03,360 --> 01:57:05,600
Speaker 1: people don't talk about because it's so it sounds. It

1611
01:57:05,680 --> 01:57:09,120
Speaker 1: sounds like you're messing with people. Space is the next

1612
01:57:09,160 --> 01:57:14,280
Speaker 1: frontier of military technology, and China is gaining in that rapidly.

1613
01:57:15,320 --> 01:57:17,880
Speaker 1: Are they there yet? No, But there's something else to

1614
01:57:18,000 --> 01:57:21,680
Speaker 1: the China thing. We'll talk about that and the other

1615
01:57:21,680 --> 01:57:45,160
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Speaker 1: Remember this when we talk about military units, when we

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01:59:15,760 --> 01:59:20,320
Speaker 1: talk about who's good and who's bad, who sucks at

1636
01:59:20,320 --> 01:59:23,920
Speaker 1: this culture does matter? It doesn't I don't want to

1637
01:59:23,920 --> 01:59:26,320
Speaker 1: act like it doesn't matter at all. There are some

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01:59:26,440 --> 01:59:32,000
Speaker 1: cultures out there. Their military history is so dreadful, so

1639
01:59:32,120 --> 01:59:37,600
Speaker 1: dreadful that that's been passed down. They have a losing culture.

1640
01:59:37,680 --> 01:59:40,000
Speaker 1: And there are some cultures out there where it's so

1641
01:59:40,120 --> 01:59:44,000
Speaker 1: good that gets passed out as well. But for the

1642
01:59:44,120 --> 01:59:46,440
Speaker 1: most part, there's a great line. There's a movie called

1643
01:59:46,560 --> 01:59:50,680
Speaker 1: Man on Fire. Denzel Washington is some former government hit man,

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01:59:51,480 --> 01:59:53,560
Speaker 1: so it goes around killing a bunch of cartel guys.

1645
01:59:53,560 --> 01:59:56,200
Speaker 1: It's a cool movie, a very cool guy flick. But

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Speaker 1: he has a great line in that movie. I love it,

1647
01:59:58,800 --> 02:00:01,600
Speaker 1: and it's so true. It's when I heard often when

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Speaker 1: I was in the Marine Corps. There's no such thing

1649
02:00:04,840 --> 02:00:11,880
Speaker 1: as tough. There's trained and there's untrained. If you got

1650
02:00:11,880 --> 02:00:16,720
Speaker 1: in a fight with a professional boxer, you're going to

1651
02:00:16,720 --> 02:00:20,640
Speaker 1: get your head caved in. And it doesn't mean that

1652
02:00:20,760 --> 02:00:23,400
Speaker 1: he's tougher than you. Oh he may be, he may

1653
02:00:23,480 --> 02:00:27,960
Speaker 1: not be. It means that while you are doing your thing,

1654
02:00:28,880 --> 02:00:34,440
Speaker 1: whatever your normal daily routine is, he's punching things, he's

1655
02:00:34,480 --> 02:00:41,200
Speaker 1: working out, he's practicing avoiding being punched. That's just a fact.

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02:00:42,080 --> 02:00:50,000
Speaker 1: He's trained. Your untrained. The American military is so good.

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02:00:50,960 --> 02:00:53,320
Speaker 1: People don't want to talk about it, but it really

1658
02:00:53,320 --> 02:00:57,320
Speaker 1: comes down to money. We're so good because we have

1659
02:00:57,560 --> 02:01:02,560
Speaker 1: the money to purchase nice facilities. We have the base space,

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02:01:02,800 --> 02:01:05,720
Speaker 1: we're allowed to purchase these things. We have the money

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Speaker 1: to purchase ammunition in mass quantities. Do you have any

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Speaker 1: idea how many rounds I personally shot out of various

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02:01:16,800 --> 02:01:19,840
Speaker 1: weapons during my time in the Marine Corps, and we

1664
02:01:19,960 --> 02:01:22,600
Speaker 1: thought about it often because we would talk to people

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Speaker 1: from other countries. They hardly ever get to go out

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Speaker 1: and do a shoot because it costs so much money

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Speaker 1: for their government to do a shoot. You take a

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Speaker 1: unit of Italian, a company, a regiment, whatever you want

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Speaker 1: to take, and put them out in the field for

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Speaker 1: four or five days to do some big combined arms exercise.

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Speaker 1: Think of the money in food and fuel and bombs

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Speaker 1: and bullets and everything else that goes into that. It's

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Speaker 1: a lot. We did it all the time without a

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Speaker 1: second thought. Other countries can't. Other countries don't even like

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Speaker 1: special forces type units in many other nations. Most other

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Speaker 1: nations can't come close to matching how good our guys are.

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Speaker 1: Not because they're not as tough as our guys. They

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Speaker 1: don't have the money to shoot every day all day

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Speaker 1: practice here, new gear there. They don't have the money.

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Speaker 1: Remember when I think it was Claymartin came on and

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Speaker 1: we were asking about to tough military units you don't

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Speaker 1: think of. He was talking about the Polish Special Forces

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02:02:33,480 --> 02:02:36,000
Speaker 1: and he said, look, they don't have the training, they

1684
02:02:36,040 --> 02:02:38,440
Speaker 1: can't shoot like us, they don't have the money for that.

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Speaker 1: So what they do is they just brutalize themselves physically

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Speaker 1: to become as tough as humanly possible because they don't

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Speaker 1: have the money to do other things. The Russian Spetsnaz

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02:02:48,120 --> 02:02:50,720
Speaker 1: are famous for this, and Russia is a modern military,

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Speaker 1: but they know they can't match us on technology, on

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02:02:54,280 --> 02:02:57,640
Speaker 1: money for bullets and things, so they're Spetsnaz guys. They'll

1691
02:02:57,680 --> 02:03:00,080
Speaker 1: beat the crap out of each other if this and

1692
02:03:00,240 --> 02:03:07,320
Speaker 1: stuff that said, yes, there are special forces units, especially

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02:03:07,320 --> 02:03:12,880
Speaker 1: in Israel, very much Britain and France, Germany to an

1694
02:03:12,880 --> 02:03:17,480
Speaker 1: extent to their special forces units are easily as good

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02:03:17,520 --> 02:03:21,480
Speaker 1: as ours. Australia's SAS they have an SAS, just like

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02:03:21,520 --> 02:03:26,080
Speaker 1: Britain has an SAS. Those are bad dudes, really really

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Speaker 1: really bad dudes. And there are countries out there who

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02:03:30,000 --> 02:03:35,480
Speaker 1: can match our technology level, like Israel, like Britain. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure China has a special forces unit that is probably

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02:03:40,880 --> 02:03:44,160
Speaker 1: very well equipped and very very very capable of just

1701
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Speaker 1: not familiar with it. But that's all it comes down

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Speaker 1: to is training. Remember, you can catch the entire show

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Speaker 1: on iHeart, Google, Spotify, or iTunes. Chris puts up the

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Speaker 1: podcast right after the show or an hour after the show.

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Speaker 1: Go to iTunes subscribe. It helps leave a five star rating,

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Speaker 1: it helps leave a review talking about how handsome I am.

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Speaker 1: It's not that that helps, but it makes management angry

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Speaker 1: and it makes me laugh. You're welcome to email me

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Speaker 1: all you want Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. U w RKO

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Speaker 1: listeners in Boston hoop hoop, been listening to the sultry

1712
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Speaker 1: sounds of my voice all week. What Chris, don't worry.

1713
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Speaker 1: You're gonna get to hear me again next week as well.

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Speaker 1: Be back to do another week on w r KO,

1715
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Speaker 1: same time. I'll be here. Remember, if I didn't get

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Speaker 1: your ask Doctor Jesse question today, I'll probably get to

1717
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Speaker 1: it next week. If not, I'll try to get to

1718
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Speaker 1: it next week. I have a stack of them. I

1719
02:04:56,440 --> 02:05:00,919
Speaker 1: sometimes get bogged down because I don't necessary clearly prepare

1720
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Speaker 1: for the show, and I get distracted really easily. This

1721
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Speaker 1: happens when you have a below average IQ I'm just

1722
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Speaker 1: really stumbling through life here again. Wake up and text,

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Speaker 1: Text and eat, Text and catch the bus, Text and

1724
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Speaker 1: miss your stop. Wait wait wait wait, Text and be

1725
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Speaker 1: late to work Sorry, Text and work, Text and pretend

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Speaker 1: to work, Text and x surprised when someone calls you

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Speaker 1: out for not working? Who? Maybe? Text and meet up

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Speaker 1: with a friend you haven't seen in forever. Hi, Text

1729
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Speaker 1: and complain that they're on their phone the whole time.

1730
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Speaker 1: Text and listen to them, complain that you're on your

1731
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Speaker 1: phone the whole time. Text and whatever. But when you

1732
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Speaker 1: get behind the wheel, give your phone to a passenger,

1733
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Speaker 1: put it in the glove box. Just don't text and drive.

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Speaker 1: and the ad Council. Doctor Jesse how tall and of

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Speaker 1: what material would you want to statue of yourself to

1738
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Speaker 1: be if it's if it's going to be in a

1739
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Speaker 1: park or a plaza for people to lay offerings at

1740
02:07:01,840 --> 02:07:04,520
Speaker 1: your feet. One. I don't want anybody to lay offerings

1741
02:07:04,560 --> 02:07:07,840
Speaker 1: at my feet. I want my personal space. I don't

1742
02:07:07,880 --> 02:07:11,320
Speaker 1: think you should be allowed to approach my statue my

1743
02:07:11,440 --> 02:07:16,200
Speaker 1: statue has to be pure gold. I want it compure.

1744
02:07:16,400 --> 02:07:18,720
Speaker 1: What shut up, Chris. I want it to be pure

1745
02:07:18,760 --> 02:07:23,600
Speaker 1: gold and something modest, something like five hundred feet tall.

1746
02:07:26,720 --> 02:07:30,920
Speaker 1: I want it surrounded by armed guards. I need something

1747
02:07:31,040 --> 02:07:35,680
Speaker 1: I am. I am a little bit concerned about bird poop.

1748
02:07:36,160 --> 02:07:39,360
Speaker 1: I don't want birds landing on me and pooping on me.

1749
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Speaker 1: What do you think we should have so? I don't

1750
02:07:41,560 --> 02:07:44,680
Speaker 1: want anything over it, Chris. I want the sun to

1751
02:07:44,760 --> 02:07:47,400
Speaker 1: be able to gaze on me. I want the sun

1752
02:07:47,440 --> 02:07:51,360
Speaker 1: to glisten off of five hundred foot golden Jesse, just

1753
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Speaker 1: bathe it in sun, enjoy, Enjoy your weekend, Keep your

1754
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Speaker 1: chin up. It's gonna be all right. That's all the

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Speaker 1: of dollars. One girl she got past her time share

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Speaker 1: four thousand dollars. She has to come up with a

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