WEBVTT - Becoming The Homies: with The Ain't Shit Show

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. My mom texted me yesterday around the time when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting off work, and she said, Gila opened my wallet,

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<v Speaker 1>took out my plastic sleeve with picks, then my COVID

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<v Speaker 1>inoculation card, voting card, et cetera, left them all under

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<v Speaker 1>the table. She may have unzipped it, and after removing

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<v Speaker 1>it from my purse. Who knows? I was like, who knows?

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<v Speaker 1>Gila is a cat? She's like, she's my mom's cat.

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<v Speaker 1>I named her after a beach House song. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>the cat at my mom's house. I did all this,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, are you sure you didn't just misplace them?

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<v Speaker 1>That seems like a lot for a cat to do.

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<v Speaker 1>And she said she likes the table. Things on the

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<v Speaker 1>table are fair game. Guila has skills.

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<v Speaker 2>I love your mom, Janey, Oh my god, Gila has skills.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, she's the kind of person that like she

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<v Speaker 1>she will one like do something wrong and then the

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<v Speaker 1>cat yeah, and then be like, I can't believe the

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<v Speaker 1>cat would do that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we need a we need a term. Do

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<v Speaker 2>they have a term for female cats like they do

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<v Speaker 2>for female dogs?

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<v Speaker 1>Ah? Maybe maybe something like scientific maybe cunt was Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the original that's county.

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<v Speaker 2>That's county County. I like, well, welcome to another deranged

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<v Speaker 2>episode of Beauty translated. This one is a particular wait

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<v Speaker 2>way queen Aura Molly, that is fierce Producer Jess is

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<v Speaker 2>telling us that the name for a female cat is

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<v Speaker 2>not a bitch, but in fact a queen or a molly,

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<v Speaker 2>which you know what, I think dogs got the short

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<v Speaker 2>end of the stick there, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're the bitches.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're the bitches.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know that a baby shrimp is called a shit?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not, is it really?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I believed you? Oh my god, I want to see

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<v Speaker 2>that in the next David Attenborough documentary.

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<v Speaker 1>Is talking about a shits of shrimps.

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<v Speaker 2>And here we have a pile of shit.

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<v Speaker 1>A bunch of shit, shits of shrimp so hatching for

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<v Speaker 1>the springtime.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Jennie, what the fuck are we talking about today?

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<v Speaker 2>And the fuck are we talking to?

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<v Speaker 1>So today on the show we have our good friends

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<v Speaker 1>and quite literal homies from the Eighth Ship Show, Mars

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<v Speaker 1>Ivy and Shogi to tell us all about homeism, what

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<v Speaker 1>it means, why it's good, why you should be a

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<v Speaker 1>homie too, and why more than likely you probably already

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<v Speaker 1>are one if you're listening to this show. So if

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<v Speaker 1>my memory serves me correctly, some time around, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to say twenty twenty one, when I had first moved

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<v Speaker 1>out to the city I made, I had like one

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<v Speaker 1>trans friend irl.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it wasn't me, because I said.

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<v Speaker 1>It was not you. Yeah, it was not you because

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<v Speaker 1>you were too You were too HSTS. I was too.

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<v Speaker 1>I was to AGP, so we could never find love.

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<v Speaker 2>You're blurring the lines between HSTS and AGP.

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<v Speaker 1>Then, I'm gonna be honest, I don't really know which

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<v Speaker 1>ones which sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>Either listen, there's two types of women in this world.

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<v Speaker 1>Yees, bitches and shits. I'm not really sure which. When

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<v Speaker 1>you throw in acronyms, it's like this, too many letters.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know this could mean anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, I love what they actually mean though it's

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<v Speaker 2>actually pretty just great. On Blanchard, you know, let it

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<v Speaker 2>be known that we don't actually love Blanchard on the

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<v Speaker 2>pod or believe anything that he says. But he is

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<v Speaker 2>still alive and has a very funny Twitter if you

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<v Speaker 2>want to, if you want to troll him on.

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<v Speaker 1>Twitter, yeah, let's get him on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>We should actually speaking of then he can determine which

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<v Speaker 2>of us is HSTS and which of us is agp oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he can figure it out pretty easily. But

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<v Speaker 1>I chatted with these guys all the time. I was

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<v Speaker 1>on several episodes of their podcast, The Ain't Shit Show,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're great and they're a great collective of multi racial,

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<v Speaker 1>multi gender, multi diverse gay people, trans people, whatever. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's why you're about to hear us talk about gay

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<v Speaker 1>eminem songs for probably the next hour and tell like

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<v Speaker 1>harrowing tales from Craigslist meet up casual encounters.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby, get ready for some casual encounter stories.

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<v Speaker 1>This is related to uh Our Our Our Show's mission

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<v Speaker 1>statement of interviewing you know, important, yeah, uncompromising voices in

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<v Speaker 1>the trans queer community.

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<v Speaker 5>Or allies at large.

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<v Speaker 1>And I really can't think of a better ally than

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<v Speaker 1>the philosophical trailblazers that are Marcos, Ivy and Shaggy and

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<v Speaker 1>what they provide to the table with the homie, the

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<v Speaker 1>homie mindset and the homie Manifesto, which we will also

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<v Speaker 1>link in the description. Thank you guys for joining us

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<v Speaker 1>on another beautiful episode of Beauty Translated, where this time

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<v Speaker 1>we really do look at all of the beauty that

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<v Speaker 1>is in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh baby, there's some beauty. Get your popcorn and your butter,

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<v Speaker 2>because we got stories to tell.

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<v Speaker 1>When we went on on You Guys Show, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>we talked a little about how, you know, we're professionals.

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<v Speaker 1>We're sponsored by iHeartMedia, So unlike on all the other

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<v Speaker 1>podcasts where we you know, say people's first last name

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<v Speaker 1>to address and where they were.

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<v Speaker 5>Not going to do that, we're not going to favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>But before before we can really get the show on

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<v Speaker 1>the road, get cooking.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you guys for being here.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are the Ain't Ship Show podcast, legendary Internet

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<v Speaker 1>friends of mine, uh Me and Marcos and Ivy and

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<v Speaker 1>Shocky go way back back to when I was living

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<v Speaker 1>in like the shittiest house of my life and Decatur

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<v Speaker 1>recording awesome stuff, a lot of funny stuff. If the

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<v Speaker 1>listeners of the show I think I'm funny, they should

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<v Speaker 1>go back and listen to all of my appearances on there.

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<v Speaker 1>There's some very unhinged shit there that I think you

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<v Speaker 1>guys would.

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<v Speaker 4>Janie recorded some of the best voicemails we've ever gotten

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<v Speaker 4>on the podcast Unhinged Deranged Things, I'm gonna be honest, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't even fucking remember that.

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<v Speaker 5>Remember a Trucker Janey was a legendary voice.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I want to can we try to bring her back?

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<v Speaker 7>I'll send it to you.

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<v Speaker 8>It's yeah, it's you if you wing into the phone

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<v Speaker 8>and being like, I don't want to Trugger can't be pregnant.

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<v Speaker 7>It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>It goes on for like three minutes.

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<v Speaker 7>It's art house cinema as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, guys, Thanks for being on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you guys want to maybe thanks for half of course,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, real pleasure.

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<v Speaker 6>For us show to be here.

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<v Speaker 1>A epic anime crossover moment. Do you guys maybe want

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<v Speaker 1>to introduce yourself? Tell us a little what you do,

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<v Speaker 1>what you're about, homies, Marcos, you're kind of the some

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<v Speaker 1>of the Powerpuff Girls here.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't want to be Blossom. I want to be Mojo.

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<v Speaker 7>JoJo's freaking well.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're him, so yeah, that's I'm.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay with being him too. No, so, yeah, he was

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<v Speaker 7>the the first.

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<v Speaker 1>Like real vem b on on my evil evil Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>I loved it.

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<v Speaker 7>But anyways, okay. I started the Ancient show in twenty

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<v Speaker 7>seventeen with a friend of mine, Ruben, who's not here.

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<v Speaker 7>He's like he's he's a regular human being. So he

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<v Speaker 7>does he has like regular human stuff.

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<v Speaker 9>You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got like a job, and he's like normal and

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<v Speaker 1>people like him and respect him in the community, so

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 7>What I'm saying. Like, so he's hardly around. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>he's He's the He's literally the face of the podcast.

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<v Speaker 7>We needed a man that when the when the ship

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<v Speaker 7>goes bad, we like, right, So I started this podcast

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<v Speaker 7>with him, and Shogy came on board. Shogy brought Ivy,

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<v Speaker 7>Me and Ivy hit it off.

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<v Speaker 5>Ivy make sure I got a.

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<v Speaker 6>Place wherever I go that I can set my Ivy down.

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<v Speaker 7>That makes Shocky bubbles.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say Shoggy, Yeah, no, Shoggy his bubbles

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<v Speaker 1>and Ivy.

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<v Speaker 5>And then yeah, I ever watched the power Puff That's.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, foundational text, no idea.

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<v Speaker 4>These references you guys are pulling right, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>Get you kind of are holy ship.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah you are kind of missbellowed with the red hair.

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<v Speaker 7>You just need curls and that's it.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, cod oh no, because look, folks, do you know

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<v Speaker 10>anything about the lore of our extremely successful podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>We've kind of got problems.

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<v Speaker 4>We have we have an existing thought against.

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<v Speaker 7>So Jannie, when you texted me earlier today about like

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<v Speaker 7>because I missed the deadline for like when to show up.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was my fault. I don't know how time works.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this is all been a very recurring.

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<v Speaker 6>Detective season one and you still don't know how.

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<v Speaker 7>I know it's a flat circle, but.

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<v Speaker 1>A whole is a.

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<v Speaker 5>Flat gay true detective. A flat circle.

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<v Speaker 1>Again what Harrold said, like.

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<v Speaker 6>You should suck yourself off.

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<v Speaker 7>Anyways, when you texted me, I was at City Hall,

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<v Speaker 7>Like I'm literally, I'm in a current beef with the

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<v Speaker 7>water company and I have like a little duplex situation

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<v Speaker 7>and they turn the water off water off in the

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<v Speaker 7>back duplex because they process the payment and the payment

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<v Speaker 7>failed on their end, and so now they're like they're

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<v Speaker 7>not so they're not returning me that money. They're not

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<v Speaker 7>giving me that money back. Well, it's in our it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>The mayor is on a pedophile sex plane right now

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<v Speaker 1>and he's got everyone's water right now.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, So I'm like literally, and I got to the

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<v Speaker 7>point where like I wrote an email and I sent

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<v Speaker 7>it in there. But I like, I'm like, this is

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<v Speaker 7>a threat. I'm sending you an email to the news

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<v Speaker 7>about how you're stealing, Like this is stealing dog, you

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<v Speaker 7>know I feel about and I'm about to snitch you

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<v Speaker 7>out right this well, I feel like I cannot call

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<v Speaker 7>the cops on you.

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<v Speaker 5>The cops is laying. But snitching to journalists.

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<v Speaker 4>Immediately got a little bit of slag to It's kind

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<v Speaker 4>of snitching to journalist is extremely funny because like people

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<v Speaker 4>that have power like normally control the cops.

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<v Speaker 5>Or whatever, and they control the media too, and the

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<v Speaker 5>well to some extent.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, but there's like a really funny thing that happens

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<v Speaker 4>when you hit like a certain level of power. Is

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<v Speaker 4>like once you hit that certain level of power, you

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<v Speaker 4>start like craving people's respect, which you can't buy to

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<v Speaker 4>only get that if you're like a good person. And

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<v Speaker 4>if somebody puts an article out there that's like this

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<v Speaker 4>guy stinks so mad. I mean, it's it's one of

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<v Speaker 4>the most powerful things you can do outside of illegal crimes.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Musk is a classic example of that. He

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<v Speaker 1>was someone that like when he wasn't in the public eye,

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<v Speaker 1>people are like, oh, he's a smart billionaire, playboy philanthropist.

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<v Speaker 5>And now that he's like getting.

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<v Speaker 4>In public and everybody's like, look at this fat slub

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<v Speaker 4>of a looser, divorced guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever, what's his he really does.

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<v Speaker 11>Like pull on like that whole like you know, betters,

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<v Speaker 11>like better to keep your mouth shut and be thought

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<v Speaker 11>a fool than to open it and remove all.

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<v Speaker 5>That something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that sounds like something, Carmen, You're fucking like Redeck.

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<v Speaker 1>Grandma would have a very cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Idiom for.

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<v Speaker 2>Ship fire and same match.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, laid.

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<v Speaker 6>A pig, lay down with the pig and get I

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<v Speaker 6>don't know these Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Better.

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<v Speaker 1>It's better to eat Christmas ham than have sex with

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<v Speaker 1>an animal.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what my dad all.

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<v Speaker 7>My mean while used to say. It's better to uh

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<v Speaker 7>come a shipload.

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<v Speaker 9>Than times for times but not all pee times for.

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<v Speaker 7>We didn't even get through the intros. By the way,

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<v Speaker 7>I'm shocking.

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<v Speaker 6>You can find me on the internet. I created Cereal Experiments.

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<v Speaker 1>And Ivy you're like the producer, right, you're the brains

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<v Speaker 1>I for a for a.

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<v Speaker 4>While, yes, and I'm trying to be again. But Marcos

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<v Speaker 4>never sends me any of the files to help him,

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<v Speaker 4>like deal with hell.

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<v Speaker 7>What it is? Myself out and I'm like, who could

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<v Speaker 7>do this for me? And then I was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 7>right here, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Right here, dog, I got.

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<v Speaker 3>Time.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we love you guys, and we appreciate you guys

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<v Speaker 1>for coming. I wanted to have you guys on to

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<v Speaker 1>introduce to our audience, uh, the lovely philosophical concept of

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<v Speaker 1>homyism and could you maybe just give us a brief

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<v Speaker 1>summation of the homie society, the homie collective, and the

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<v Speaker 1>homie mind thot.

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<v Speaker 7>So it's weird, right, you don't want us, you don't

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<v Speaker 7>want a homie regime.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want that.

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<v Speaker 7>No, right, it's the only ideology where like, if we

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<v Speaker 7>get into power in any way, shape or form.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to be bad.

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<v Speaker 5>It's all right, Yeah, I love a homie regime.

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<v Speaker 4>No, because I'm enacting punitive judgments against my enemies.

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<v Speaker 7>You give me homie regime and I'm bringing back the

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<v Speaker 7>mongol hoarde, but I'm making it Mexican. It's not it's

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<v Speaker 7>going to be bad.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be the Mandela.

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<v Speaker 6>Ud. Let's not lean off.

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<v Speaker 11>Are explaining our ideas by like, first of all, if

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<v Speaker 11>we ever get power, millions will die, die, will die.

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<v Speaker 7>Because we're not doing We're not anyways. The idea is

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<v Speaker 7>radical militant friendship, right, and so like that's that's what

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<v Speaker 7>it boils down to. And a lot of people don't

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<v Speaker 7>understand the concept of like being radically friendly, right, like

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<v Speaker 7>being like militantly friendly, because it's a it's a weird concept.

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<v Speaker 7>But the idea is that when you meet people in

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<v Speaker 7>the world and your friends and you're being nice and friendly,

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<v Speaker 7>that's cool and whatever. But every now and then you'll

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<v Speaker 7>run across people who don't like you, who actively hate you,

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<v Speaker 7>who think that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're run across the way more than you'd expect.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, and my answer to those people is, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 7>especially be your friend. I'm a specially I'm now in

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<v Speaker 7>your life. We're now you, We're you're making I'm making

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<v Speaker 7>me a problem and your hate is gonna fucking have

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<v Speaker 7>to come around to me because I'm not moving, right.

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<v Speaker 7>It's it's a it's a it's an ideology for stubborn people,

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<v Speaker 7>for incredibly stubborn.

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<v Speaker 2>People and persistent people, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, also if I'm if I'm not mistaken, part

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<v Speaker 1>of this is that everyone's Mexican.

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<v Speaker 7>Everyone is Mexican. Baseline for humanity is Mexican. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>the okay, so it's it's a joke, but it's not.

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<v Speaker 6>A joke our complicated racial ideology.

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<v Speaker 7>The problem is is that in America, right, race doesn't

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<v Speaker 7>mean your skin color. Race is like you're aesthetic almost,

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<v Speaker 7>It's like a signifier or a complicitness with a specific

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<v Speaker 7>type of culture.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's hard to ali London has entered the child.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hard to explain that.

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<v Speaker 7>But like it's easier to understand for non for non black,

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<v Speaker 7>for like non black and brown people in America, to

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<v Speaker 7>the extent of like black people in America definitely are

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<v Speaker 7>outside of the realm of whiteness until they get a

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<v Speaker 7>specific amount of money and then you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can buy your way into whiteness. Alla Kanye West, right, Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 11>More like this more just a little simply to the point,

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<v Speaker 11>I think probably a more effective way to neutralize the

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<v Speaker 11>dismount of whiteness.

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<v Speaker 6>Than you know, reminding everybody how wife they are. Just

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<v Speaker 6>tell them their Mexican.

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<v Speaker 7>Now allow allow them Mexicans, allow their country into being Mexican. Right,

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<v Speaker 7>because not problem because because in America, being Mexican, especially

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<v Speaker 7>being Mexican American like really does occupy this weird liminal

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<v Speaker 7>racial space where you don't have like you're not You're

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<v Speaker 7>not like you're never gonna when what is the Oppression

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<v Speaker 7>Olympics with anyone? But no one wins that. But you're

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<v Speaker 7>definitely not winning that as a Mexican person. But on

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<v Speaker 7>top of that, you're also kind of like outside the

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<v Speaker 7>realm of whiteness because no one is going to ever

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<v Speaker 7>fucking identify and it will come up. You will eventually

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<v Speaker 7>get you won't get the jobs you want, you won't

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<v Speaker 7>get the things that you want. You're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 7>work twice as hard, and you won't really have a

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<v Speaker 7>reason as to why other than just like just there

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<v Speaker 7>are cultural signifiers that make you different from us. And

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<v Speaker 7>the beautiful thing about Mexican American culture in America is

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<v Speaker 7>that Mexican American culture in America does not have a

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<v Speaker 7>single source or origin point, and we all do one

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<v Speaker 7>specific thing. There's so many different ways to express it, right.

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<v Speaker 7>There's not like just like, oh, you only listen to

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<v Speaker 7>this type of music or you only dress in a

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<v Speaker 7>certain type of way. Fools come in every shape and size,

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<v Speaker 7>you know what I'm saying, And that's the beautiful thing

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<v Speaker 7>about it is that it's already there. You just have

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<v Speaker 7>to open up the space for people who feel alienated

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<v Speaker 7>by a culture or society that doesn't want them in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well forgive me for like explaining like intro to like

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<v Speaker 1>racial politics stuff, but like whiteness isn't even like real,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like Benjamin Franklin would say like that Germans

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<v Speaker 1>are like not white.

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<v Speaker 7>The guy who understands whiteness is is HP Lovecraft. He's

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<v Speaker 7>the only guy who could say that he's white, you

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<v Speaker 7>know what I'm saying. He's the one.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta you gotta respect a man that was like

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<v Speaker 1>so racist he saw other racist as like incomprehensible cosmic.

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<v Speaker 7>Beings like that's you could possibly do Like that is.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a level of whiteness like hitherto unknown to

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<v Speaker 1>like wouldn't even bother.

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<v Speaker 6>Being racist anymore. HP Lovecraft did it better than you're

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<v Speaker 6>going to find something.

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<v Speaker 1>New true true?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, HP Lovecraft tour. He left no crows, he

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<v Speaker 5>left no racism crime.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like a it's like a pac Man or one

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<v Speaker 6>of those games that's essentially solved.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's been solved.

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<v Speaker 7>And but I mean that plays into that plays a

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<v Speaker 7>lot into like the idea of radical friendship, because there

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<v Speaker 7>are people in this world who will hate you, and

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<v Speaker 7>they don't even know why they hate you, have no

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<v Speaker 7>real reason other than like an ideological one, and the

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<v Speaker 7>only way you can come combat that in an effective

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<v Speaker 7>and safe manner is by being friendly. And I know

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<v Speaker 7>that sounds crazy when someone's like, especially on the internet

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<v Speaker 7>where where the Internet is this weird like space where

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<v Speaker 7>people can send death threats to you daily and they

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<v Speaker 7>just yeah, you can post like I love cookies, and

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<v Speaker 7>then someone will like share a picture of your house.

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<v Speaker 4>Fucking like saw a stack of fucking pizza boxes out.

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<v Speaker 4>I had her like college kid neighbor's house. Was like, damn,

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<v Speaker 4>I know exactly what the fuck these guys are doing.

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<v Speaker 4>I know they don't have dishes. I'm going to bring

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<v Speaker 4>them real food. I'm gonna be a good neighbor. And

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<v Speaker 4>then just like people threatening her pets me, we're going

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<v Speaker 4>to eat her pig.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, it was the whole thing, Like I want to

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<v Speaker 11>say a year and a half ago, but it was

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<v Speaker 11>probably like three months.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think it was like I think that was

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<v Speaker 1>like last year. Yeah, I remember the Chili. That was

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<v Speaker 1>five years ago, Like, wake up, you see.

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<v Speaker 6>Your experiments Land, which should because I get royalties.

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<v Speaker 1>Trust me, our fans have seen Serial Experiments laying like.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that reference is going to be lost

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<v Speaker 1>on our listener, show.

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<v Speaker 7>Me the Creator.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know if the people listening to this

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<v Speaker 1>transgender podcast have heard of Evan Gellian but.

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<v Speaker 2>On Genesis in.

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<v Speaker 5>What was your point about the Serial Experiments? Oh, just

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<v Speaker 5>on the Internet, Yes, yeah, in the show The Wired.

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<v Speaker 5>I think the price of the brick going up.

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<v Speaker 1>So I find that interesting because I agree, like, I mean, obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>uh Me and Carmen are white and do not experience

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<v Speaker 1>the runt, the brunt of like racial brutality that comes

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<v Speaker 1>with being a person of color in America or in

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<v Speaker 1>the world at large. But I mean, we can obviously

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<v Speaker 1>understand like discrimination from the point of being too loudmouth

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<v Speaker 1>trainnies on the internet.

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<v Speaker 5>On the Internet, that's and in real life.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't necessarily agree with like like respectability politics. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, I've told this story probably before, but like

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<v Speaker 1>when I was like you and I like before I

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<v Speaker 1>came out as trans, like, I think that's fairly common

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<v Speaker 1>for a lot of trans people to maybe have like

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<v Speaker 1>some biases like before they come out, because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's you grow up in fucking America.

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<v Speaker 2>Like so you saw me in school and you were

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<v Speaker 2>like that, yeah, I was like ugly like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but yeah, I remember when I was a big

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<v Speaker 1>fan and still am of their early stuff, the band

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<v Speaker 1>Against Me. And when Laura Jane Grace came out as trans,

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<v Speaker 1>that was like the first time that I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>hold the fuck on a second, like this isn't a joke,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I like this person and I appreciate what they

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<v Speaker 1>do and I want to like understand. That was like

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<v Speaker 1>the first time I wanted to kind of like understand

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<v Speaker 1>what was going on there. And I feel like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fairly common for a lot of people, like when

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<v Speaker 1>they have some sort of bias, but then they encounter

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<v Speaker 1>like someone that they like respect, whether it's like an

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<v Speaker 1>artist or like an athlete or something thing and they're like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well now I'm conflicted between like my internal biases that

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<v Speaker 1>I have that I don't really have any like reason

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<v Speaker 1>for having other than just like growing up in America,

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<v Speaker 1>versus the like respect and admiration that I have for

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<v Speaker 1>this person and I feel like I wouldn't necessarily endorse

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<v Speaker 1>like respectability politics because I don't like blame trans people

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<v Speaker 1>or people of color for you know, their own discrimination.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do think that there is like a certain

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<v Speaker 1>level of like seeing someone carry themselves a way that

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<v Speaker 1>like you've never seen before, and then like that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like opens you up to being like, Okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I should confront this, Like internal biases that I

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<v Speaker 1>have is that maybe kind of am I getting at something?

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<v Speaker 7>Homism is anti respectability politics in the sense that like

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<v Speaker 7>we're not.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we don't respect you guys at all.

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<v Speaker 11>It's kind of fucked up that we kind of equate

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<v Speaker 11>respectability politics to not being.

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<v Speaker 1>A true problem that I agree. I agree, and I

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<v Speaker 1>do think that is something that I've seen a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people on Twitter, like you're being fucking off, putting

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<v Speaker 1>and annoying, and then some like the most feral tranny

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<v Speaker 1>of all time will be like what are you just

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<v Speaker 1>telling me to do respectability politics?

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<v Speaker 5>It's like, no, but may.

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<v Speaker 1>Calm down just like a tiny but But at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time, I understand where that feral tranny is coming from,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like like I understand why marginalized people like

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<v Speaker 1>are fucking fed up with it.

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<v Speaker 5>And I understand like why that they.

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't want to engage in any anything that resembles like

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<v Speaker 1>respectability politics.

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<v Speaker 5>Amusing.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, that's so, this is what I mean by like

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<v Speaker 7>radical friendship, right, Like this is what you're Your friend

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<v Speaker 7>is not someone that you meet on the street and

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<v Speaker 7>you're like, oh, that's good, that's a good job. You're

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<v Speaker 7>doing a good job. Your friend is someone who's like, dude,

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<v Speaker 7>that shit sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro, what the are you do?

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<v Speaker 7>And you know what I'm saying, And it comes from

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<v Speaker 7>a place of love and concern. That's radical friendship.

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<v Speaker 1>Your friends the one that's like, bitch, you look like

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<v Speaker 1>a cross dresser. You need to pick out a job.

0:27:29.000 --> 0:27:31.520
<v Speaker 1>Someone says, needs to buy a thing of lipliner.

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<v Speaker 5>You need to like that you look.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>So that's what I mean by like radical friendship. And

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<v Speaker 7>like the thing is and I this is a genuine

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<v Speaker 7>belief that I hold currently, right, is that like the

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<v Speaker 7>world will be a much funnier place if everyone gets

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<v Speaker 7>their basic needs met because I think the reason why,

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<v Speaker 7>like a lot of comedians, a lot of people have

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<v Speaker 7>said this that like no one can take a joke anymore,

0:27:57.280 --> 0:27:59.080
<v Speaker 7>and it's like, Bro, if I can't pay my rent

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<v Speaker 7>and I don't know where my next fucking food is

0:28:01.600 --> 0:28:03.920
<v Speaker 7>coming from, and I'm tripping the fuck out on, I'm

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<v Speaker 7>not gonna take your little joke about you know, yeah

0:28:06.840 --> 0:28:09.479
<v Speaker 7>whatever the fuck sitting down, like, I'm going to use

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<v Speaker 7>that to beat the shit out of you because I

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<v Speaker 7>need to.

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<v Speaker 1>I need some kind of like need that release. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and you can't find you can't find justice in

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<v Speaker 4>like any any real part of your life or any

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<v Speaker 4>place that matter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, people find themselves in the comment section just you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, a lot.

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<v Speaker 5>Of those people like this. This is another thing I

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<v Speaker 5>believe we've talked about before.

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<v Speaker 1>But like I'm all, I've always been like a firm

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<v Speaker 1>believer of like if it's funny, it's it's funny, like

0:28:41.760 --> 0:28:44.360
<v Speaker 1>it's you know, it's funny. But like for something to

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<v Speaker 1>be funny even if it's offensive. And that's like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not mad at like Dave Chappelle, for instance, for like

0:28:51.040 --> 0:28:54.960
<v Speaker 1>making trans jokes that like are offensive. I think Dave

0:28:55.000 --> 0:28:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Chappelle can make trans jokes, even offensive ones, but he

0:28:59.040 --> 0:29:02.880
<v Speaker 1>doesn't understand stand the trans experience even a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>right right, There are plenty of cis people that like,

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<v Speaker 1>like I mean Nick Mallins a good example of this,

0:29:10.560 --> 0:29:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Like he's a he's just genuinely a funny comedian and

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<v Speaker 1>he tells a lot of offensive jokes, and but he

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<v Speaker 1>like can make a trans joke because I can tell that,

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<v Speaker 1>like he's probably met a trans person before and been

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<v Speaker 1>nice to them, you know, Like like people can, like

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<v Speaker 1>if you just have a baseline understanding of the trans experience,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of humor to be found there, even

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<v Speaker 1>if you're not trans.

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<v Speaker 7>I came up with a male to male transitionship. That's

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<v Speaker 7>a bit that I keep going back on that, like

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<v Speaker 7>dudes doing steroids are male to male, and they're so cunty,

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<v Speaker 7>especially when they're doing the like the last bread. You

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<v Speaker 7>know what I'm saying, It looks like it's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 5>It looks like a scene from Bou Travi, That's what

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<v Speaker 5>I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, bodybuilders, and those are the most masculine men, like

0:30:03.760 --> 0:30:06.280
<v Speaker 7>you know, in their minds, they're doing it for themselves.

0:30:06.440 --> 0:30:09.600
<v Speaker 7>That's Doug. You have trans you have trans goals, you

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<v Speaker 7>know what I'm saying, Like you're experiencing like gender euphoria

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<v Speaker 7>when you're a big masculine mane.

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<v Speaker 6>People.

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<v Speaker 11>People like offensive humor, edgy kind of humor. It's it's

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<v Speaker 11>a high it has a higher skill skill floor, I

0:30:24.800 --> 0:30:28.120
<v Speaker 11>guess to like execute it correctly. And people want to

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<v Speaker 11>go out there and be like, yeah, I'm fucking edgy

0:30:30.760 --> 0:30:34.080
<v Speaker 11>and they blast a racial slur and then they get

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<v Speaker 11>smashed by the torust demon of comedy and then they

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<v Speaker 11>just want to complain that it's not fair.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's like, no, just get good, man.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, you have to start a podcast and then start

0:30:44.840 --> 0:30:47.960
<v Speaker 7>a YouTube channel and then make an epstein fit like

0:30:48.440 --> 0:30:49.880
<v Speaker 7>tier list, and that's.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean, that's what you get good.

0:30:53.520 --> 0:30:53.680
<v Speaker 9>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Another another strategy is getting worse, like just like dumbing

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<v Speaker 1>it down to like the op salute stupidest possible thing,

0:31:02.800 --> 0:31:04.960
<v Speaker 1>to where it's like, it's so stupid, how could you

0:31:05.040 --> 0:31:09.120
<v Speaker 1>even be? Like uncle bunga brain we have what is it,

0:31:09.240 --> 0:31:10.680
<v Speaker 1>the Unga Bunga mindset.

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<v Speaker 7>It's we.

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<v Speaker 6>Also very important in the community.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yes, yeah, yeah, Shoggy, we're mind melded there like for.

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<v Speaker 7>This was never the intention, right, but I get I

0:31:37.520 --> 0:31:39.160
<v Speaker 7>get d ms all the time from people being like

0:31:39.640 --> 0:31:42.280
<v Speaker 7>I found your show from like Western kabuki shouts out

0:31:42.320 --> 0:31:44.640
<v Speaker 7>to those guys I found. I found your podcast through

0:31:44.680 --> 0:31:46.920
<v Speaker 7>this person or these people or this guy show me

0:31:47.000 --> 0:31:49.400
<v Speaker 7>the podcast, and I love your podcast, And I just like,

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<v Speaker 7>I appreciate how much space you you like, how much

0:31:53.160 --> 0:31:56.600
<v Speaker 7>space you you really leave for like queerness in your podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, what are you fucking talking about?

0:31:59.200 --> 0:31:59.920
<v Speaker 6>What not hell?

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<v Speaker 1>Because like I don't yeah, because I don't get it.

0:32:07.600 --> 0:32:09.320
<v Speaker 1>I think it's just because you don't even think of

0:32:09.400 --> 0:32:11.640
<v Speaker 1>it that way, Like this is like just your friends.

0:32:11.880 --> 0:32:14.400
<v Speaker 5>Like it's like I'm just hanging out with my friend.

0:32:14.360 --> 0:32:17.440
<v Speaker 4>Making space for queer space, like making space for queers

0:32:17.560 --> 0:32:20.040
<v Speaker 4>or whatever. And it's like, I mean, that's gonna happen

0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:22.720
<v Speaker 4>by default if you're just fucking nice to everybody, dog

0:32:22.840 --> 0:32:26.600
<v Speaker 4>like you like a regular person, Like what do you mean, Oh,

0:32:26.640 --> 0:32:29.920
<v Speaker 4>I really appreciate how you're how you're making space for queers.

0:32:30.160 --> 0:32:32.880
<v Speaker 4>So you like what you're telling me essentially is that

0:32:33.120 --> 0:32:38.000
<v Speaker 4>you appreciate that that Marcos isn't calling me a training right,

0:32:43.480 --> 0:32:44.680
<v Speaker 4>not being called a faggot.

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<v Speaker 6>The baseline is not in a good place. It is

0:32:49.720 --> 0:32:52.720
<v Speaker 6>a little weird to get the HR language sometimes, but

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<v Speaker 6>as long as you feel good and they feel cozy.

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<v Speaker 6>I guess it's fine.

0:32:57.400 --> 0:32:57.680
<v Speaker 8>We can.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't think they listen to the same pod because,

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<v Speaker 7>like I call, I call Sho's gay for loving his

0:33:03.720 --> 0:33:06.520
<v Speaker 7>girlfriend at least once a week. You know what I'm saying.

0:33:09.360 --> 0:33:14.200
<v Speaker 7>That's what I'm saying. I'm like, I'm constantly unqueering gay sex.

0:33:14.240 --> 0:33:16.280
<v Speaker 7>I'm like, no, actually, two men having sex is the

0:33:16.360 --> 0:33:19.000
<v Speaker 7>straightest thing you could do, Like we both love pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, what are you talking about? Right? I remember I

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<v Speaker 1>remember one of the one one time I went on

0:33:25.640 --> 0:33:27.520
<v Speaker 1>your show and you told me I've told the other

0:33:27.600 --> 0:33:29.280
<v Speaker 1>people this story because it's so funny.

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<v Speaker 5>But like how you said you were like in high

0:33:32.160 --> 0:33:35.200
<v Speaker 5>school and you were just like the town hole.

0:33:37.080 --> 0:33:40.840
<v Speaker 1>You were like going like with your with your friend,

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<v Speaker 1>like who was fucking you in the ass to to

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<v Speaker 1>CVS to buy like lube and condoms, and you like

0:33:49.000 --> 0:33:51.000
<v Speaker 1>looked up at him and you were like, wait, dude,

0:33:51.080 --> 0:33:52.520
<v Speaker 1>like are we gay?

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<v Speaker 5>Like what do you what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could have and like that in high

0:34:00.840 --> 0:34:03.160
<v Speaker 1>school because when I was having gay sex in high school,

0:34:03.600 --> 0:34:07.440
<v Speaker 1>I was it was I was ashamed. There was no

0:34:08.680 --> 0:34:11.800
<v Speaker 1>there was no loop, there was a jar of petroleum jelly.

0:34:12.440 --> 0:34:15.879
<v Speaker 1>We never talked about it. It was shameful. We joke

0:34:15.880 --> 0:34:18.840
<v Speaker 1>about it now because it's funny, though not the petroleum jelly.

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<v Speaker 7>No.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing. The thing was is that this is what happened.

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<v Speaker 7>This is the first time someone had called me gay

0:34:24.560 --> 0:34:27.719
<v Speaker 7>was when I was like thirteen, right, So when I

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:28.840
<v Speaker 7>was thirteen years old.

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<v Speaker 5>That's kind of old. I was getting gay when I

0:34:31.400 --> 0:34:34.600
<v Speaker 5>was like fetal, like serious, but I'm not.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not outwardly. I'm not like outwardly like I'm not flamboyant.

0:34:39.680 --> 0:34:42.040
<v Speaker 7>I mean I am, but in a way that is more.

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<v Speaker 3>I love.

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<v Speaker 1>I love when gay people's asia like anyone. I'm not

0:34:49.840 --> 0:34:53.680
<v Speaker 1>even that fabulous, it's not it's not.

0:34:53.920 --> 0:34:59.400
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, there's nothing for any gay coated villains entirely subdicine.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm more menacing than I am. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I got more.

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<v Speaker 5>I know you've got you you give mask for sure,

0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:07.960
<v Speaker 5>but I can tell you're a little for of.

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<v Speaker 7>Course you would have a Howard Ashman and Alan, but

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<v Speaker 7>that's okay. Here's what happened, right, Here's what happened. When

0:35:16.920 --> 0:35:18.520
<v Speaker 7>I was thirteen years old, I was with this girl.

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<v Speaker 7>We had been together for a while, her name is Mary, right,

0:35:21.719 --> 0:35:24.360
<v Speaker 7>and then we broke up. Yeah, we broke up, and

0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:27.120
<v Speaker 7>like Mary had her brother named Barry.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not.

0:35:29.400 --> 0:35:30.200
<v Speaker 2>Marry and Barry.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I hate the stories you tell. Yeah,

0:35:37.000 --> 0:35:37.520
<v Speaker 1>because I don't.

0:35:37.600 --> 0:35:39.480
<v Speaker 7>There's no way I could write this ship because it's

0:35:39.800 --> 0:35:44.040
<v Speaker 7>because it's real, you know what I'm saying, Like it's true.

0:35:44.200 --> 0:35:46.520
<v Speaker 5>But giving voice to what we always think.

0:35:46.600 --> 0:35:49.920
<v Speaker 1>Every time. I love it, but it's always just like

0:35:50.680 --> 0:35:53.320
<v Speaker 1>it's like the happiest writing I've ever.

0:35:53.840 --> 0:35:55.919
<v Speaker 7>It's real life. Is the problem is that I didn't

0:35:56.239 --> 0:35:57.719
<v Speaker 7>write the joke, you know what I'm saying, Like the

0:35:58.400 --> 0:36:01.000
<v Speaker 7>human parents wrote to you. Yeah, the her parents wrote it.

0:36:01.400 --> 0:36:04.200
<v Speaker 7>So so me and Barry like we're best friends anyways,

0:36:04.200 --> 0:36:06.440
<v Speaker 7>and we got we were like friendly, We used to

0:36:06.480 --> 0:36:08.160
<v Speaker 7>hang out and we used to like ride bikes together.

0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:10.400
<v Speaker 7>And then one day out of the fucking blue, I

0:36:10.480 --> 0:36:12.400
<v Speaker 7>hadn't been with I hadn't been with like Mary in

0:36:12.520 --> 0:36:14.799
<v Speaker 7>like six or seven months, and then one day Barry

0:36:14.920 --> 0:36:16.399
<v Speaker 7>was just like, dude, you're so cool, Like I missed

0:36:16.440 --> 0:36:18.040
<v Speaker 7>used to come over the house all the time, like

0:36:18.160 --> 0:36:20.160
<v Speaker 7>it sucks, and then he just fucking leaned in and

0:36:20.360 --> 0:36:23.239
<v Speaker 7>kissed me, and like I didn't care because he kind

0:36:23.239 --> 0:36:24.959
<v Speaker 7>of looked like a sister and I'm like, hey, I'm down.

0:36:25.360 --> 0:36:29.640
<v Speaker 7>This means nothing. It's like listen, I'm just you know

0:36:29.640 --> 0:36:30.160
<v Speaker 7>what I'm saying.

0:36:30.239 --> 0:36:33.360
<v Speaker 5>This is so like a Wallflower House moment.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, And so he got weird about it, and then

0:36:37.440 --> 0:36:41.160
<v Speaker 7>he told his friends that I kissed him when people

0:36:41.239 --> 0:36:43.600
<v Speaker 7>went down, right, and he told everybody, oh, yeah, he

0:36:43.880 --> 0:36:46.040
<v Speaker 7>kissed me, blah blah, like he's being fucking he's gay.

0:36:46.360 --> 0:36:48.759
<v Speaker 7>And so his friends got together and decided they were

0:36:48.800 --> 0:36:51.480
<v Speaker 7>gonna like call me gay like and like in a

0:36:51.680 --> 0:36:53.919
<v Speaker 7>in a menacing way. And I beat the dog shit

0:36:54.080 --> 0:36:56.920
<v Speaker 7>out of all three of them. I like proceeded to

0:36:57.040 --> 0:36:59.600
<v Speaker 7>fuck them up because I'm the size that I am now,

0:36:59.800 --> 0:37:02.160
<v Speaker 7>but like they're like twinks, you know what I'm saying.

0:37:02.760 --> 0:37:03.839
<v Speaker 7>I beat the ship out.

0:37:03.760 --> 0:37:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Of them, Like I did.

0:37:06.239 --> 0:37:09.759
<v Speaker 5>I love the idea. I remember gay Mexican like.

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:13.000
<v Speaker 7>So then I went, I will like before I left,

0:37:13.120 --> 0:37:15.440
<v Speaker 7>I was like, remember like they they called me like

0:37:15.480 --> 0:37:17.239
<v Speaker 7>the f slur, But I was like, remember an f slur,

0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:19.200
<v Speaker 7>an f slur whooped your ass dog?

0:37:20.040 --> 0:37:20.560
<v Speaker 1>Remember that?

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<v Speaker 7>Do you know what I'm saying? Like no, that's and

0:37:23.320 --> 0:37:25.680
<v Speaker 7>then after after that, people were like yeah.

0:37:25.600 --> 0:37:27.680
<v Speaker 1>Marcus is he's like he'll kiss you, but he's not

0:37:27.880 --> 0:37:28.439
<v Speaker 1>gay dude.

0:37:30.480 --> 0:37:34.040
<v Speaker 5>One of my fam Every time I hear it told,

0:37:34.840 --> 0:37:35.239
<v Speaker 5>he's like.

0:37:35.640 --> 0:37:37.640
<v Speaker 1>He like he'll like do gay stuff with you, but

0:37:37.719 --> 0:37:39.960
<v Speaker 1>he's not gay dude. Like he can beat the funk.

0:37:39.760 --> 0:37:40.000
<v Speaker 9>Out of you.

0:37:40.120 --> 0:37:41.799
<v Speaker 1>So don't about him.

0:37:41.840 --> 0:37:42.080
<v Speaker 3>He's not.

0:37:43.280 --> 0:37:48.520
<v Speaker 5>He's a nice guy. Yeah, a cool guy.

0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:49.680
<v Speaker 3>Really did.

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<v Speaker 7>I did internalize that now because every now and then,

0:37:52.440 --> 0:37:55.160
<v Speaker 7>like the last I was just like maybe like eleven

0:37:55.239 --> 0:37:58.279
<v Speaker 7>years ago, I had a boyfriend and we were like,

0:37:58.880 --> 0:38:01.080
<v Speaker 7>you know, we were boyfriends, like we fucking lived together,

0:38:01.280 --> 0:38:03.520
<v Speaker 7>like it was, it was a real relationship. I met

0:38:03.560 --> 0:38:06.520
<v Speaker 7>his parents and he couldn't meet mine because my parents

0:38:06.600 --> 0:38:08.560
<v Speaker 7>did not want anything to do with that. But you

0:38:08.600 --> 0:38:10.080
<v Speaker 7>know what I mean, Like it was whatever.

0:38:10.200 --> 0:38:10.640
<v Speaker 11>And then.

0:38:12.040 --> 0:38:13.879
<v Speaker 7>His mom one day where like she was like I'm

0:38:13.880 --> 0:38:16.239
<v Speaker 7>so proud of my gay son and like him bringing

0:38:16.400 --> 0:38:18.759
<v Speaker 7>and then she said that like how far he's come,

0:38:18.800 --> 0:38:20.040
<v Speaker 7>and like I'm proud of him.

0:38:20.040 --> 0:38:22.600
<v Speaker 1>I've always supported him. And I was like, gay son,

0:38:23.000 --> 0:38:23.960
<v Speaker 1>what are you talking about?

0:38:25.840 --> 0:38:26.279
<v Speaker 3>You're gay?

0:38:28.560 --> 0:38:31.240
<v Speaker 1>This isn't we're not, this is we're like friends or something.

0:38:32.480 --> 0:38:37.200
<v Speaker 1>So it's kind of like like homeism is it's it's

0:38:37.280 --> 0:38:40.279
<v Speaker 1>communistic in the sense that like like communism, you know,

0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:43.520
<v Speaker 1>it's like a moneyless, class list stateless society and like

0:38:44.960 --> 0:38:50.120
<v Speaker 1>a genderless, sexless, sexual orientationless society.

0:38:50.520 --> 0:38:53.560
<v Speaker 2>That's like the type of relationship I pay to have

0:38:54.120 --> 0:38:56.680
<v Speaker 2>access to, like on a monthly basis, Like.

0:38:57.680 --> 0:38:59.480
<v Speaker 6>You could always go to Patriot.

0:39:02.040 --> 0:39:05.759
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, Marcos, that's kind of what it's like being a

0:39:05.840 --> 0:39:11.759
<v Speaker 1>trans woman with us. His boyfriend, like his parents will

0:39:11.800 --> 0:39:14.120
<v Speaker 1>be like, Oh, I'm so proud of our gay son.

0:39:15.520 --> 0:39:16.560
<v Speaker 7>What are you talking about?

0:39:17.160 --> 0:39:18.840
<v Speaker 5>What do you what are you talking about?

0:39:20.080 --> 0:39:26.000
<v Speaker 1>I have a beautiful Yeah, that's why.

0:39:26.120 --> 0:39:28.960
<v Speaker 7>Like it never it's it's a lot of our a

0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:31.240
<v Speaker 7>lot of our followers and a lot of our listener

0:39:31.280 --> 0:39:34.280
<v Speaker 7>base they're trans, right, Like we have the homie community

0:39:34.560 --> 0:39:36.760
<v Speaker 7>and the trans community is a big like overlap.

0:39:36.800 --> 0:39:38.440
<v Speaker 1>It's a big fucking circle, that's right.

0:39:39.080 --> 0:39:42.920
<v Speaker 7>And like everyone's always I get accused of this all

0:39:42.960 --> 0:39:45.240
<v Speaker 7>the time online people are like, oh, this is egg behavior,

0:39:45.239 --> 0:39:48.360
<v Speaker 7>and I'm like, if you speak to me instantly that

0:39:48.480 --> 0:39:54.360
<v Speaker 7>I'm past that. At some point, I'm male to male transition.

0:39:55.040 --> 0:39:57.680
<v Speaker 6>People can only hold so many ideas in their head

0:39:57.719 --> 0:40:01.839
<v Speaker 6>at a given time. The Internet, that's okay, they'll move

0:40:01.880 --> 0:40:02.640
<v Speaker 6>on to the next wa.

0:40:02.800 --> 0:40:06.840
<v Speaker 1>The Internet, Internet queer people that like speculate on like

0:40:06.960 --> 0:40:14.439
<v Speaker 1>other people's gender is something that always no annoying stop doing. Yeah,

0:40:14.880 --> 0:40:18.120
<v Speaker 1>I saw you go off on that one creator.

0:40:19.320 --> 0:40:19.960
<v Speaker 6>I hate.

0:40:21.880 --> 0:40:22.279
<v Speaker 1>The show.

0:40:22.600 --> 0:40:25.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to give her the airtime. Yeah, she

0:40:26.719 --> 0:40:31.800
<v Speaker 2>will cause me to go into rapt out of the animals.

0:40:33.080 --> 0:40:35.080
<v Speaker 2>She used to live here in Atlanta. That's what scares me.

0:40:35.560 --> 0:40:35.840
<v Speaker 5>Really.

0:40:36.680 --> 0:40:39.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's like like a food like I don't know

0:40:39.280 --> 0:40:41.879
<v Speaker 1>if like she's actually a food critic, but like that's

0:40:41.920 --> 0:40:43.279
<v Speaker 1>what she says her job is.

0:40:43.400 --> 0:40:47.080
<v Speaker 7>I saw her food. I saw her food surgery, like

0:40:47.200 --> 0:40:47.920
<v Speaker 7>bottom surgery.

0:40:48.360 --> 0:40:54.680
<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is this is worse. That video

0:40:54.760 --> 0:40:57.440
<v Speaker 1>is horrendered. Have you guys seen the movie Dressed to Kill?

0:40:57.520 --> 0:40:58.640
<v Speaker 1>Have an you guys seen that movie?

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:00.920
<v Speaker 6>Talking about it?

0:41:01.160 --> 0:41:03.680
<v Speaker 5>It's an evil tranny movie from Brian to Palmer.

0:41:03.719 --> 0:41:07.480
<v Speaker 1>It's pretty good. The one how welch No, it's Michael

0:41:07.560 --> 0:41:11.120
<v Speaker 1>Caine and anyway, there's like there's a scene in that

0:41:11.239 --> 0:41:12.040
<v Speaker 1>movie where.

0:41:12.520 --> 0:41:15.560
<v Speaker 4>Michael Caine playing a trans woman would be so fucking funny.

0:41:19.560 --> 0:41:24.320
<v Speaker 5>It's very awesome. Yeah, yeah, it's you still sounds like

0:41:24.440 --> 0:41:25.120
<v Speaker 5>Michael Kine.

0:41:25.960 --> 0:41:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it's a classic like evil tranny movie like

0:41:31.800 --> 0:41:33.480
<v Speaker 1>Psycho or like Silence of the Lambs and.

0:41:35.120 --> 0:41:43.320
<v Speaker 7>Astron The Lambs gets a bad rep for being considered

0:41:43.520 --> 0:41:47.040
<v Speaker 7>like an anti trans movie because they very clearly state

0:41:47.160 --> 0:41:48.439
<v Speaker 7>in the movie like trans.

0:41:49.400 --> 0:41:52.239
<v Speaker 1>We've mentioned this quote on the pod how j D.

0:41:52.360 --> 0:41:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Foster is like Trent Sextuals are actually very docile people.

0:41:58.600 --> 0:42:01.480
<v Speaker 1>Also Jodie Foster. It's kind of serving like a like

0:42:01.560 --> 0:42:02.680
<v Speaker 1>a hun voice and.

0:42:08.160 --> 0:42:17.680
<v Speaker 7>Doctor like they were people. Buffalo Bill is not trains.

0:42:17.840 --> 0:42:18.880
<v Speaker 7>He's much worse.

0:42:19.520 --> 0:42:22.040
<v Speaker 1>Right, he's a freak across he has.

0:42:23.840 --> 0:42:29.080
<v Speaker 7>That is there's like he's a Craigslist style freak before existed.

0:42:29.440 --> 0:42:32.239
<v Speaker 7>You know what, right, I don't know. I don't know

0:42:32.320 --> 0:42:33.640
<v Speaker 7>how those.

0:42:33.560 --> 0:42:36.840
<v Speaker 6>Guys from your like horrible gross sex stories you tell sometimes.

0:42:37.160 --> 0:42:39.080
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, the butter guys I grew up.

0:42:39.719 --> 0:42:41.440
<v Speaker 7>He's the butter man. He's the butter man.

0:42:43.320 --> 0:42:44.520
<v Speaker 1>Can we hear the butter story?

0:42:44.800 --> 0:42:47.120
<v Speaker 5>Mark? Hold on, We'll save the butter story.

0:42:47.920 --> 0:42:51.160
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, so the by gone air I'll just lead into

0:42:51.320 --> 0:42:54.440
<v Speaker 7>the by gone air of Craigslist was my sexual cutting

0:42:54.480 --> 0:42:56.719
<v Speaker 7>my teeth, right, Like, that's where I learned how to

0:42:56.840 --> 0:42:57.840
<v Speaker 7>be a freak.

0:42:58.000 --> 0:42:59.680
<v Speaker 5>That was that was that was where you did like

0:42:59.760 --> 0:43:00.600
<v Speaker 5>that wraps.

0:43:01.440 --> 0:43:03.560
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah, it was.

0:43:04.360 --> 0:43:07.320
<v Speaker 1>It was my b rather a mile.

0:43:07.800 --> 0:43:13.960
<v Speaker 7>Yeah yeah, oh my god, Claire, it has a real

0:43:14.120 --> 0:43:21.280
<v Speaker 7>nice penis, right, yeah, that's.

0:43:21.800 --> 0:43:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Sweating bom forget balls in my mouth already.

0:43:29.640 --> 0:43:36.439
<v Speaker 7>Oh my god. One come shot, Yeah you go, one shot.

0:43:36.480 --> 0:43:39.200
<v Speaker 1>You only got one my face, You've got a chance

0:43:39.280 --> 0:44:00.840
<v Speaker 1>to blow instead of Britney Murphy's Brittany Briner lesslie eight mile.

0:44:01.520 --> 0:44:06.160
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, Jesus fucking Christ. Okay, okay, So I was trying

0:44:06.160 --> 0:44:09.080
<v Speaker 7>to get to it, but on Craigslist. On Craigslist, I

0:44:09.280 --> 0:44:11.920
<v Speaker 7>was like I was, I was doing this thing like

0:44:12.040 --> 0:44:14.840
<v Speaker 7>a freak would do because like I was just extremely

0:44:15.520 --> 0:44:18.480
<v Speaker 7>I was extremely single, but I was also like extremely

0:44:18.600 --> 0:44:20.920
<v Speaker 7>bored and horny, and I had a bunch of like

0:44:21.160 --> 0:44:22.000
<v Speaker 7>bad bocts.

0:44:22.680 --> 0:44:25.480
<v Speaker 2>I would post on Craigslist all the time and respond

0:44:25.560 --> 0:44:25.960
<v Speaker 2>to ads.

0:44:26.360 --> 0:44:28.319
<v Speaker 7>My problem, My problem is that if I'm not working

0:44:28.440 --> 0:44:31.040
<v Speaker 7>like three or four jobs, if like not every waking

0:44:31.239 --> 0:44:33.799
<v Speaker 7>moment of my life, and this was especially true when I.

0:44:35.680 --> 0:44:37.560
<v Speaker 1>He will just become a community whole.

0:44:38.400 --> 0:44:42.680
<v Speaker 7>Yeah no, no, no, if I don't have like something,

0:44:42.760 --> 0:44:45.160
<v Speaker 7>if I don't have some ship to do, I like

0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:48.160
<v Speaker 7>instantly will just like, well, I gotta I gotta put

0:44:48.160 --> 0:44:52.680
<v Speaker 7>my dick in something or I got I gotta yeah,

0:44:53.040 --> 0:44:55.160
<v Speaker 7>it's gotta be like you know what I'm saying. So

0:44:55.280 --> 0:44:57.720
<v Speaker 7>I was on Craigslist constantly and I was just answering

0:44:57.760 --> 0:45:00.680
<v Speaker 7>the most unhinged as many things as I could find,

0:45:00.760 --> 0:45:04.359
<v Speaker 7>like just the same shit. And so one time there

0:45:04.480 --> 0:45:06.600
<v Speaker 7>was a guy and he was willing to pay three

0:45:06.680 --> 0:45:11.080
<v Speaker 7>hundred dollars for someone to bathe with him, right, and

0:45:11.200 --> 0:45:13.440
<v Speaker 7>that was all it was, was like, I'm willing to

0:45:13.440 --> 0:45:15.239
<v Speaker 7>pay someone three hundred dollars to come and bathe with

0:45:15.320 --> 0:45:17.719
<v Speaker 7>me in my like you know. And then he says,

0:45:17.800 --> 0:45:21.600
<v Speaker 7>like kind of a secluded areas out it's an outdoor situation.

0:45:21.800 --> 0:45:24.640
<v Speaker 7>You come bathe with me in three hundred bucks. I'm big,

0:45:24.760 --> 0:45:27.160
<v Speaker 7>and I'm like strong enough to like I'm short, I'm

0:45:27.200 --> 0:45:29.000
<v Speaker 7>a short guy. I'm like, you know, a little dude,

0:45:29.040 --> 0:45:31.200
<v Speaker 7>but I'm strong and I like work out. So I'm

0:45:31.280 --> 0:45:34.040
<v Speaker 7>like positive I could whoop this guy's ass if the worst,

0:45:34.120 --> 0:45:35.560
<v Speaker 7>you know what I'm saying, If worst comes to worse,

0:45:35.680 --> 0:45:40.600
<v Speaker 7>I'll kill him. That I'm not worried about like losing

0:45:40.680 --> 0:45:43.680
<v Speaker 7>my life here right, Like this is whatever. So I

0:45:43.800 --> 0:45:46.760
<v Speaker 7>go and I get there and I get to this giant,

0:45:46.800 --> 0:45:50.720
<v Speaker 7>like palatial, like villa in fucking deep in the pala

0:45:50.719 --> 0:45:51.840
<v Speaker 7>walta like foothills.

0:45:51.920 --> 0:45:55.719
<v Speaker 1>Right, it's huge, and like.

0:45:56.239 --> 0:45:58.640
<v Speaker 7>He takes me into this house and the first thing

0:45:58.680 --> 0:46:01.280
<v Speaker 7>that I greeted with is his wife at the dinner

0:46:01.320 --> 0:46:03.439
<v Speaker 7>tube or at the and she's just like oh hello,

0:46:03.520 --> 0:46:06.800
<v Speaker 7>and I'm like, oh hey, what's up. And then like

0:46:07.080 --> 0:46:09.279
<v Speaker 7>I'm like at this point, like okay, what's going on,

0:46:09.520 --> 0:46:12.960
<v Speaker 7>Like what's happening? And then like he just he's like, oh,

0:46:12.960 --> 0:46:14.920
<v Speaker 7>come on, come with me, And so then we keep

0:46:14.960 --> 0:46:18.600
<v Speaker 7>going and we go into the backyard, go into the backyard,

0:46:18.640 --> 0:46:21.400
<v Speaker 7>and in the shed, like there's like this big shed.

0:46:22.080 --> 0:46:24.840
<v Speaker 7>And as I'm walking towards the shed, I noticed I

0:46:24.840 --> 0:46:27.040
<v Speaker 7>have a very sensitive nose and I notice a smell,

0:46:27.200 --> 0:46:28.520
<v Speaker 7>like a very distinct.

0:46:28.120 --> 0:46:33.000
<v Speaker 1>Smell that was like dairy like.

0:46:34.880 --> 0:46:39.080
<v Speaker 7>Like like a like a fucking sour, creamy smell, right,

0:46:39.120 --> 0:46:41.760
<v Speaker 7>And I was like, hmm, I don't I don't.

0:46:41.640 --> 0:46:43.120
<v Speaker 1>Know or like where it's just going.

0:46:46.760 --> 0:46:49.719
<v Speaker 5>There was not a plate of hasslebacked potatoes at the end.

0:46:50.880 --> 0:46:51.080
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:46:51.280 --> 0:46:53.960
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, So I get in there, I get closer and

0:46:54.000 --> 0:46:56.440
<v Speaker 7>closer to the smell is like getting intense, and I

0:46:56.520 --> 0:46:59.880
<v Speaker 7>get it and in it is this really big barefoot bathtub,

0:47:00.080 --> 0:47:03.960
<v Speaker 7>like a huge bear like the bear col Yeah yeah,

0:47:04.160 --> 0:47:06.640
<v Speaker 7>huge massive battup right, enough to fit like three or

0:47:06.640 --> 0:47:10.600
<v Speaker 7>four people in it. Wow, And like it's he it's there,

0:47:11.200 --> 0:47:15.759
<v Speaker 7>and in it is a thick layer of butter all

0:47:16.040 --> 0:47:20.279
<v Speaker 7>like so it's filled and I'm like what. I'm like,

0:47:20.480 --> 0:47:24.400
<v Speaker 7>what in the fuck is this? And he turns on

0:47:24.680 --> 0:47:26.960
<v Speaker 7>he turns on this little like machine and the machine

0:47:27.040 --> 0:47:30.200
<v Speaker 7>is like it's it's just like a big generator with

0:47:30.280 --> 0:47:34.120
<v Speaker 7>a bunch of like like you know, the reptile rock,

0:47:34.280 --> 0:47:36.200
<v Speaker 7>the warmers, you know what I'm talking about. Just take

0:47:36.360 --> 0:47:39.839
<v Speaker 7>all yeah, to make the butter softer so you can

0:47:40.000 --> 0:47:44.360
<v Speaker 7>like make a liquid to clarify. And he like turns

0:47:44.400 --> 0:47:46.120
<v Speaker 7>it on and he starts skimming the ship off the

0:47:46.200 --> 0:47:52.920
<v Speaker 7>top and he's like making yeah no, and he's like

0:47:53.000 --> 0:47:55.960
<v Speaker 7>sitting there. I think he was waiting for me to leave.

0:47:56.040 --> 0:47:58.440
<v Speaker 7>He was waiting for me to flip out and run away.

0:47:58.719 --> 0:48:00.520
<v Speaker 7>But I was like, three hundred dollars is a lot

0:48:00.600 --> 0:48:06.399
<v Speaker 7>of money. That's not even that much depends on where yeah,

0:48:06.440 --> 0:48:08.920
<v Speaker 7>it was living, it's a lot of money for me.

0:48:10.280 --> 0:48:14.719
<v Speaker 7>So I like yeah, So like I'm like okay, I'm

0:48:14.800 --> 0:48:18.600
<v Speaker 7>just gonna see where this is going, like, and there

0:48:18.680 --> 0:48:20.960
<v Speaker 7>was no weapons or anything in there, which thank god, right,

0:48:21.040 --> 0:48:23.160
<v Speaker 7>Like there's nothing you could have used as a weapon

0:48:23.280 --> 0:48:24.759
<v Speaker 7>in there that I saw. So I was like, okay,

0:48:31.320 --> 0:48:33.480
<v Speaker 7>if you shot, if you shot a gun full of butter,

0:48:33.520 --> 0:48:35.480
<v Speaker 7>I'm positive it's not nothing.

0:48:37.440 --> 0:48:40.799
<v Speaker 1>So smooth just like shoots popcorn.

0:48:41.280 --> 0:48:42.160
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, So.

0:48:44.000 --> 0:48:44.719
<v Speaker 4>He turns it on.

0:48:45.080 --> 0:48:48.239
<v Speaker 7>It finally clarifies and he strips naked and I strip naked,

0:48:48.280 --> 0:48:51.759
<v Speaker 7>and we both sit in the backup butter you mean yeah,

0:48:51.800 --> 0:48:53.560
<v Speaker 7>Like it turns into like liquid at this point, and

0:48:53.600 --> 0:49:00.400
<v Speaker 7>it's not like hot, it's like really did help. It

0:49:00.520 --> 0:49:01.799
<v Speaker 7>was not popcorn, but.

0:49:02.640 --> 0:49:06.279
<v Speaker 5>It's like, hey, brings some like lobsters with you or so.

0:49:06.840 --> 0:49:10.480
<v Speaker 7>I'm expecting, Like I'm expecting, Like he gets real close

0:49:10.520 --> 0:49:12.600
<v Speaker 7>to me and he like like essentially puts his arm

0:49:12.640 --> 0:49:14.560
<v Speaker 7>over me. He's cuddling me, and I'm expecting, well, at

0:49:14.560 --> 0:49:16.120
<v Speaker 7>any point now he's gonna like turn me over and

0:49:16.200 --> 0:49:18.000
<v Speaker 7>fucking me in the ass or something, right, And I

0:49:18.120 --> 0:49:20.040
<v Speaker 7>try to touch his dick because that's what I thought.

0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:22.320
<v Speaker 7>I just wanted this to be over as soon as possible,

0:49:22.640 --> 0:49:24.440
<v Speaker 7>and he like batted my hand away and he just

0:49:24.800 --> 0:49:27.120
<v Speaker 7>sat there and he started talking to me about like

0:49:27.239 --> 0:49:29.680
<v Speaker 7>his life and like where he grew up.

0:49:29.760 --> 0:49:31.800
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, I'm from Wisconsin. Like he was just

0:49:31.840 --> 0:49:33.919
<v Speaker 1>talking telling me all this like life story and shit,

0:49:34.160 --> 0:49:39.880
<v Speaker 1>I own theaters. He was like he was like.

0:49:39.920 --> 0:49:42.600
<v Speaker 7>Massaging my back and stuff and like and like just

0:49:42.719 --> 0:49:45.320
<v Speaker 7>like fucking just talking to me and touching me. But

0:49:45.400 --> 0:49:45.719
<v Speaker 7>he'd like.

0:49:45.920 --> 0:49:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Refused to let me touch him or anything like that.

0:49:48.719 --> 0:49:52.200
<v Speaker 7>And then after like after about two hours, he fucking

0:49:52.320 --> 0:49:55.640
<v Speaker 7>we're done, I guess, but like no sex happened, and

0:49:55.840 --> 0:49:59.360
<v Speaker 7>like he fucking we leave and then he was like, hey, thanks,

0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:00.360
<v Speaker 7>I really appreciate.

0:50:00.400 --> 0:50:02.080
<v Speaker 1>I wait, so you didn't get in the butter.

0:50:02.960 --> 0:50:04.040
<v Speaker 7>I didn't get in the butter with him?

0:50:04.760 --> 0:50:07.960
<v Speaker 9>This was this was in the butter seems like it was.

0:50:08.960 --> 0:50:12.000
<v Speaker 5>It was so no, because did you shower? Did you

0:50:12.120 --> 0:50:13.080
<v Speaker 5>shower the butter off?

0:50:14.480 --> 0:50:14.680
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

0:50:14.719 --> 0:50:16.359
<v Speaker 1>I did in his house, but I didn't get there's

0:50:16.400 --> 0:50:17.359
<v Speaker 1>no way to get it all out.

0:50:17.480 --> 0:50:20.279
<v Speaker 7>There's but yeah, like.

0:50:22.000 --> 0:50:25.719
<v Speaker 1>Like when I was feeling you would break out like

0:50:25.760 --> 0:50:27.719
<v Speaker 1>a bit like I did.

0:50:27.800 --> 0:50:28.640
<v Speaker 7>I did really bad.

0:50:28.680 --> 0:50:30.800
<v Speaker 1>I broke out like I had like a had body

0:50:30.840 --> 0:50:33.040
<v Speaker 1>acte for like like a discussion.

0:50:33.200 --> 0:50:35.360
<v Speaker 2>Well not only that, like I'm thinking about the bacteria.

0:50:35.680 --> 0:50:37.479
<v Speaker 2>Has he cleaned that butter?

0:50:39.040 --> 0:50:44.520
<v Speaker 5>Just like I didn't think too much story, just enjoy it.

0:50:45.000 --> 0:50:47.640
<v Speaker 6>Maybe it's it's probably salted.

0:50:49.640 --> 0:50:52.000
<v Speaker 1>You just go through like the rest of the week,

0:50:52.480 --> 0:50:53.680
<v Speaker 1>flipping on everything.

0:50:54.520 --> 0:50:57.560
<v Speaker 6>So it's like it was like a good carry.

0:50:58.120 --> 0:50:59.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't I couldn't tell you.

0:50:59.400 --> 0:51:02.759
<v Speaker 7>I could not you could have been it could have

0:51:02.840 --> 0:51:05.040
<v Speaker 7>been homemade if I if I'm being real with you.

0:51:05.040 --> 0:51:06.680
<v Speaker 1>Would could definitely have been homemade.

0:51:06.719 --> 0:51:12.880
<v Speaker 7>This definitely because his wife, yeah maybe his wife, My

0:51:13.000 --> 0:51:15.719
<v Speaker 7>wife was His wife was very nice and she like

0:51:15.800 --> 0:51:18.000
<v Speaker 7>brought us tea afterwards, and I was like, I have

0:51:18.080 --> 0:51:19.400
<v Speaker 7>to get the fuck out of here.

0:51:19.360 --> 0:51:23.240
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know what sounds like, get out the situation.

0:51:23.880 --> 0:51:26.080
<v Speaker 1>Sure that sounds like a Todd Solon's movie.

0:51:26.160 --> 0:51:28.839
<v Speaker 6>I would have had a butter bath with a third time.

0:51:30.400 --> 0:51:34.279
<v Speaker 7>My most memorable, like like this hookup that I think about,

0:51:34.360 --> 0:51:38.960
<v Speaker 7>like have nightmares about all the time, was that when

0:51:39.040 --> 0:51:42.160
<v Speaker 7>n I like answered a it was a non dump,

0:51:42.440 --> 0:51:44.480
<v Speaker 7>right is what they call those you know talking about

0:51:45.960 --> 0:51:49.040
<v Speaker 7>Yeah yeah, yeah, But no one had answered this guy

0:51:49.160 --> 0:51:51.440
<v Speaker 7>because he was wearing he just like just come into

0:51:51.480 --> 0:51:53.520
<v Speaker 7>the room and blah blah blah. So then I came

0:51:53.520 --> 0:51:55.200
<v Speaker 7>into the room. The ad was up for like maybe

0:51:55.280 --> 0:51:57.480
<v Speaker 7>five minutes, right, and like you had to email him.

0:51:57.520 --> 0:52:00.400
<v Speaker 7>He sent me the fucking the address. I go to

0:52:00.480 --> 0:52:02.360
<v Speaker 7>the address and I get inside and he's wearing like

0:52:02.400 --> 0:52:05.319
<v Speaker 7>a wedding dress, and I'm just like, well, I I'm

0:52:05.320 --> 0:52:07.879
<v Speaker 7>gonna pound this dude out. So I'm doing my thing,

0:52:08.760 --> 0:52:11.000
<v Speaker 7>I like nut and then I'm about to like walk away,

0:52:11.200 --> 0:52:13.080
<v Speaker 7>and then like he grabs my hand and he holds

0:52:13.120 --> 0:52:14.640
<v Speaker 7>my hand for a little bit. So I'm like, oh,

0:52:14.680 --> 0:52:16.640
<v Speaker 7>this guy wants to cuddle maybe, and I'm like I'm

0:52:16.680 --> 0:52:18.520
<v Speaker 7>down with that. So I lay down in the bed

0:52:18.560 --> 0:52:20.920
<v Speaker 7>next to him, and I start cuddling, and he like

0:52:21.280 --> 0:52:23.799
<v Speaker 7>it's the hand of the back to like touch your hand.

0:52:23.880 --> 0:52:25.719
<v Speaker 7>That's like the international sign, and like I want a

0:52:25.719 --> 0:52:27.759
<v Speaker 7>little more than just like I don't know if you're

0:52:27.800 --> 0:52:29.239
<v Speaker 7>aware of that, but that's what that means.

0:52:29.320 --> 0:52:32.040
<v Speaker 1>That's like I'm not right, Like kissing is cool and

0:52:32.040 --> 0:52:35.000
<v Speaker 1>stuff like intimacy. That's like the intimacy thing.

0:52:35.560 --> 0:52:37.560
<v Speaker 7>Intimacy's list, So I figured, okay, cool. So like I

0:52:37.800 --> 0:52:39.600
<v Speaker 7>lay on the bed and he cuddles up next to

0:52:39.640 --> 0:52:43.000
<v Speaker 7>me and he's cuddling, and then like I like noticed

0:52:43.040 --> 0:52:43.800
<v Speaker 7>he was crying.

0:52:44.480 --> 0:52:46.719
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, yo, like are you good?

0:52:46.960 --> 0:52:48.759
<v Speaker 7>Like what's going on? And then he's like, this is

0:52:48.840 --> 0:52:51.120
<v Speaker 7>my wife's dress and I'm like, oh, it's the cuck

0:52:51.200 --> 0:52:52.759
<v Speaker 7>fanalty like fantasy thing.

0:52:53.040 --> 0:52:54.239
<v Speaker 1>And then he goes and then he goes.

0:52:54.360 --> 0:52:56.200
<v Speaker 7>She passed away six months ago and I miss her

0:52:56.239 --> 0:52:59.759
<v Speaker 7>so much, and I was just like Jesus use and

0:52:59.840 --> 0:53:03.360
<v Speaker 7>I'm I'm like, now emotionally invested in this, you know

0:53:03.400 --> 0:53:05.440
<v Speaker 7>what I'm saying. I get like now, I'm like, so

0:53:05.560 --> 0:53:07.520
<v Speaker 7>I stayed with him the whole night and we talked

0:53:07.520 --> 0:53:08.520
<v Speaker 7>about all kinds of ship.

0:53:09.880 --> 0:53:12.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's also it's like a solon.

0:53:12.840 --> 0:53:15.160
<v Speaker 7>We stayed in contact for like seven months and then

0:53:15.239 --> 0:53:17.840
<v Speaker 7>we just stopped fucking texting me back, but we.

0:53:17.960 --> 0:53:21.120
<v Speaker 2>Like, did you like fuck him more like once or

0:53:21.160 --> 0:53:21.800
<v Speaker 2>twice after that?

0:53:21.960 --> 0:53:23.600
<v Speaker 1>But he was not and.

0:53:25.360 --> 0:53:27.359
<v Speaker 7>He was not into it. He wasn't gay.

0:53:27.840 --> 0:53:28.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:53:28.239 --> 0:53:28.799
<v Speaker 7>I don't know how to.

0:53:28.840 --> 0:53:31.399
<v Speaker 2>Explain that he needed to get sucked in the ass

0:53:31.480 --> 0:53:32.520
<v Speaker 2>to grieve with his wife.

0:53:32.960 --> 0:53:35.600
<v Speaker 7>I get this, dude, but I don't know, and I

0:53:35.760 --> 0:53:40.840
<v Speaker 7>like feel, to this day I have nightmares about anymore.

0:53:40.920 --> 0:53:44.400
<v Speaker 1>That is. Yeah, that's like a level of like psychological

0:53:44.480 --> 0:53:47.799
<v Speaker 1>dysfunction that like if you spend too much time thinking about, well,

0:53:47.800 --> 0:53:48.640
<v Speaker 1>the funeral go in.

0:53:49.040 --> 0:53:51.600
<v Speaker 7>I mean, but the thing is, what's fucking you have?

0:53:51.719 --> 0:53:59.799
<v Speaker 7>Carmen like his dead wife's is more entirely different level of.

0:54:01.239 --> 0:54:02.360
<v Speaker 6>Okay, that's still.

0:54:03.840 --> 0:54:07.360
<v Speaker 11>That's like okay, Yeah, this guy's brain right, is connecting

0:54:07.440 --> 0:54:08.279
<v Speaker 11>to something.

0:54:08.120 --> 0:54:11.160
<v Speaker 2>He wants to like, I don't think I can't.

0:54:11.640 --> 0:54:15.080
<v Speaker 6>I can't his wife and this is the way I'm

0:54:15.080 --> 0:54:17.920
<v Speaker 6>working through trauma. I can't understand that.

0:54:18.080 --> 0:54:19.439
<v Speaker 1>Why does a man need to make.

0:54:21.640 --> 0:54:23.560
<v Speaker 7>I don't know why man needs little bike?

0:54:23.880 --> 0:54:30.400
<v Speaker 1>But funny, if the butter guy had like pictures of

0:54:30.600 --> 0:54:33.840
<v Speaker 1>like he has like pictures of lobsters all throughout his house,

0:54:35.320 --> 0:54:38.040
<v Speaker 1>you're like walking through like another.

0:54:39.760 --> 0:54:41.160
<v Speaker 7>I was like you, so, did you grow up like

0:54:41.200 --> 0:54:42.960
<v Speaker 7>you from Wisconsin? Did you grow up on like a

0:54:43.080 --> 0:54:46.520
<v Speaker 7>dairy farm? And he's like, no, we're coary people. Like

0:54:47.239 --> 0:54:47.520
<v Speaker 7>Like what.

0:54:49.440 --> 0:54:54.600
<v Speaker 4>That's such a funny way to refer to yourself as

0:54:54.719 --> 0:54:56.080
<v Speaker 4>like old money from the country.

0:54:57.280 --> 0:55:02.160
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, He's like, it's like related to Daniel plain View.

0:55:02.360 --> 0:55:06.760
<v Speaker 5>Were we weren't the Maple family. We were the Quarry family.

0:55:07.040 --> 0:55:11.480
<v Speaker 7>We were the we did all the Yeah, but I mean,

0:55:11.560 --> 0:55:13.120
<v Speaker 7>like I don't know, I think that's kind of why

0:55:13.200 --> 0:55:14.680
<v Speaker 7>I have the show that I have because like, I

0:55:14.800 --> 0:55:18.440
<v Speaker 7>fucking have a long history of interacting with psychopaths on

0:55:18.560 --> 0:55:22.200
<v Speaker 7>the Internet without without I know this is going to

0:55:22.239 --> 0:55:24.520
<v Speaker 7>sound crazy, but I don't feel like I'm worse for it.

0:55:24.640 --> 0:55:29.320
<v Speaker 1>Right, I don't mean it sounds like a doing a

0:55:29.400 --> 0:55:33.640
<v Speaker 1>podcast is better than being a butterhole, being.

0:55:38.520 --> 0:55:39.440
<v Speaker 5>Down butter hole.

0:55:51.960 --> 0:55:54.799
<v Speaker 11>Marcus, all of your sex stories always make me feel

0:55:54.840 --> 0:55:57.680
<v Speaker 11>like I've been wearing the same pair of underwear and socks.

0:55:57.440 --> 0:55:58.600
<v Speaker 1>For entire They made me.

0:56:00.320 --> 0:56:05.680
<v Speaker 5>They make me hungry, just.

0:56:07.600 --> 0:56:09.200
<v Speaker 6>Grimey, hot couch feeling.

0:56:09.560 --> 0:56:10.840
<v Speaker 7>I was on the I was on the part of

0:56:10.880 --> 0:56:12.680
<v Speaker 7>the I was like on the dirtiest, filthiest part of

0:56:12.719 --> 0:56:15.320
<v Speaker 7>the Internet for like a very long time. And in

0:56:15.920 --> 0:56:18.359
<v Speaker 7>that way, like I was also like in San Jose.

0:56:18.680 --> 0:56:22.000
<v Speaker 7>It's San Jose is a terrible fucking state. Especially San

0:56:22.080 --> 0:56:24.719
<v Speaker 7>Jose in twenty ten is like probably one of the

0:56:24.840 --> 0:56:28.160
<v Speaker 7>worst areas in the world because it's just like there's

0:56:28.200 --> 0:56:31.000
<v Speaker 7>so much money pouring into here, but like there was

0:56:31.120 --> 0:56:32.400
<v Speaker 7>no it.

0:56:32.480 --> 0:56:33.160
<v Speaker 1>Was a hiccktown.

0:56:33.400 --> 0:56:37.880
<v Speaker 7>These are hicktowns, right, So like imagine, like imagine imagine

0:56:37.880 --> 0:56:40.280
<v Speaker 7>if like Georgia was like a hicktown, like like Savannah,

0:56:40.280 --> 0:56:41.440
<v Speaker 7>Georgia is a hick town.

0:56:41.360 --> 0:56:42.520
<v Speaker 2>Right, Imagine.

0:56:43.560 --> 0:56:45.480
<v Speaker 5>There's plenty of hicktowns down here.

0:56:48.200 --> 0:56:52.000
<v Speaker 7>Actually, hold on, imagine imagine like make them right.

0:56:52.280 --> 0:56:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Man can know about Macon George.

0:56:56.320 --> 0:56:58.279
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I know so much about the South.

0:56:58.320 --> 0:56:59.400
<v Speaker 1>It's ridiculous, my boyfriends.

0:57:00.360 --> 0:57:06.839
<v Speaker 7>Okay, imagine if making. Imagine if Making overnight like had

0:57:06.880 --> 0:57:09.400
<v Speaker 7>an oil field and it's now with billions.

0:57:09.640 --> 0:57:11.319
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I'm saying? And like everyone who

0:57:11.600 --> 0:57:14.320
<v Speaker 1>lives in Making is now worth billions, And that's exactly.

0:57:14.480 --> 0:57:17.160
<v Speaker 5>I think a better example would be like Loganville or like.

0:57:19.720 --> 0:57:21.720
<v Speaker 7>What is that Point Church? Where the fun?

0:57:21.840 --> 0:57:24.040
<v Speaker 1>That's Louisiana. I think you know what I'm talking about.

0:57:24.280 --> 0:57:28.680
<v Speaker 1>Point Church. Yeah, there's a fucking place in Louisiana called

0:57:28.680 --> 0:57:31.400
<v Speaker 1>Point Church. Got popular. I don't know this one random

0:57:31.520 --> 0:57:32.600
<v Speaker 1>church from Louisiana.

0:57:33.880 --> 0:57:36.320
<v Speaker 7>It's a place called Point Like.

0:57:36.640 --> 0:57:38.960
<v Speaker 5>You guys are from the South. You all know each other, right?

0:57:43.200 --> 0:57:45.080
<v Speaker 2>What is that true detective or some ship?

0:57:45.200 --> 0:57:45.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:57:50.520 --> 0:57:53.640
<v Speaker 7>No, the I had a home, So like, do abandon

0:57:55.120 --> 0:57:55.840
<v Speaker 7>what is it abandoned?

0:57:55.960 --> 0:57:57.600
<v Speaker 1>Urban like exploring ship?

0:57:58.880 --> 0:58:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so that's I should do that.

0:58:00.560 --> 0:58:01.960
<v Speaker 7>I was like really big into that in like two

0:58:01.960 --> 0:58:03.720
<v Speaker 7>thousand and eight, two thousand and nine up until like

0:58:03.720 --> 0:58:04.880
<v Speaker 7>I realized it, you.

0:58:04.960 --> 0:58:08.120
<v Speaker 2>Were, I could see cruise and these are banded.

0:58:08.320 --> 0:58:10.440
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, there's a lot of a lot of it. Was

0:58:10.800 --> 0:58:12.360
<v Speaker 7>scouting out potential places, like.

0:58:13.280 --> 0:58:17.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love the idea of a gay guy. That's like,

0:58:17.800 --> 0:58:19.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm just ino urban explorer.

0:58:19.640 --> 0:58:22.640
<v Speaker 7>I was, you know what it was was I was

0:58:22.760 --> 0:58:25.120
<v Speaker 7>more into urban exploring, but I was like, I could

0:58:25.160 --> 0:58:25.920
<v Speaker 7>have gay sexier.

0:58:27.360 --> 0:58:30.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just looking at like a beautiful landscape and being

0:58:30.360 --> 0:58:32.960
<v Speaker 1>like you're just trying to really good.

0:58:34.840 --> 0:58:39.800
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, but no, I mean I've had a ridiculous ass

0:58:39.960 --> 0:58:42.680
<v Speaker 7>because like the Bay Area itself is a weird place

0:58:42.680 --> 0:58:45.360
<v Speaker 7>because it's a boom and bus town, right, So like

0:58:46.120 --> 0:58:50.320
<v Speaker 7>there is times when the money is fucking rary. Everybody

0:58:50.400 --> 0:58:52.880
<v Speaker 7>has money, and so like tons of people move in

0:58:53.000 --> 0:58:55.560
<v Speaker 7>here and then tons of places just get abandoned. And

0:58:55.680 --> 0:58:58.720
<v Speaker 7>like the city that I'm from, that happened, like just

0:58:58.840 --> 0:59:01.600
<v Speaker 7>like a huge swath of got abandoned because all the

0:59:01.640 --> 0:59:03.840
<v Speaker 7>money dried up in the nineties because the dot com

0:59:04.440 --> 0:59:08.520
<v Speaker 7>Uh yeah, so like fucking there was nothing like they

0:59:08.600 --> 0:59:11.720
<v Speaker 7>had built. Uh they built two malls in this small

0:59:11.920 --> 0:59:15.600
<v Speaker 7>town only to have them open for less than six

0:59:15.680 --> 0:59:18.200
<v Speaker 7>months and they close both.

0:59:18.080 --> 0:59:19.840
<v Speaker 1>Of them, and then they Yeah.

0:59:19.880 --> 0:59:24.200
<v Speaker 7>They so like just two giant, huge architectural structures that

0:59:24.400 --> 0:59:26.959
<v Speaker 7>were just empty and like there wasn't even enough people

0:59:27.080 --> 0:59:29.400
<v Speaker 7>for there to be squatters in this area, you know

0:59:29.440 --> 0:59:31.640
<v Speaker 7>what I'm saying. Like they were just empty, they were

0:59:31.720 --> 0:59:33.800
<v Speaker 7>just there was no one in there. So that's what

0:59:33.920 --> 0:59:37.240
<v Speaker 7>I did for years and like it because I was

0:59:37.280 --> 0:59:40.360
<v Speaker 7>in that weird fucking realm of psychopaths. Of course I

0:59:40.480 --> 0:59:41.480
<v Speaker 7>was gonna be on Craigslist.

0:59:41.520 --> 0:59:46.280
<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying, some crazy should we who's

0:59:46.440 --> 0:59:49.120
<v Speaker 2>does anyone else have any crazy Craigslist suck ups to share?

0:59:50.920 --> 0:59:53.280
<v Speaker 5>I've never I've never used. I've just.

0:59:57.240 --> 0:59:57.560
<v Speaker 6>Seven.

0:59:57.800 --> 1:00:00.240
<v Speaker 11>I kind of tried to get laid on craigslows like

1:00:00.360 --> 1:00:02.600
<v Speaker 11>once or twice and it didn't work out. But I

1:00:02.680 --> 1:00:06.000
<v Speaker 11>did get one guy who spent like years messaging me

1:00:06.160 --> 1:00:10.040
<v Speaker 11>on on freaking Yahoo Messenger and he just wanted to

1:00:10.360 --> 1:00:13.880
<v Speaker 11>just wanted to jerk off, and he was very pushy

1:00:13.920 --> 1:00:17.880
<v Speaker 11>about it, and he he was insistent that it wasn't.

1:00:18.640 --> 1:00:21.560
<v Speaker 2>You know, nothing, something recurring thing.

1:00:22.960 --> 1:00:26.440
<v Speaker 6>Gay it is, but he just kind of sex pested

1:00:26.520 --> 1:00:28.280
<v Speaker 6>me for years. Want to come over? And jay o, bro,

1:00:28.440 --> 1:00:29.400
<v Speaker 6>you want to come over? Job?

1:00:30.160 --> 1:00:33.080
<v Speaker 1>He sounded like guys like the met what they say

1:00:33.160 --> 1:00:34.160
<v Speaker 1>on workaholics.

1:00:34.240 --> 1:00:40.040
<v Speaker 11>I don't know that, but just here's Eventually he stopped,

1:00:40.040 --> 1:00:43.360
<v Speaker 11>and there were times I was like, maybe we could

1:00:43.440 --> 1:00:44.000
<v Speaker 11>just hang out.

1:00:44.080 --> 1:00:47.240
<v Speaker 6>I don't know, I only make friends. I just don't

1:00:47.320 --> 1:00:48.560
<v Speaker 6>have to jerk off man.

1:00:48.920 --> 1:00:51.600
<v Speaker 7>We could just be the worst. I think the worst

1:00:51.640 --> 1:00:54.720
<v Speaker 7>thing I ever happened was the Reddit hookup. I had

1:00:54.720 --> 1:00:55.960
<v Speaker 7>a Reddit hookup, which was the.

1:00:57.120 --> 1:01:02.240
<v Speaker 1>C last Yeah, I who worked at Medieval Times on time.

1:01:02.400 --> 1:01:05.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, off the top of my head, that's

1:01:05.560 --> 1:01:13.600
<v Speaker 1>the night. Uh No, he was one night. I think

1:01:13.640 --> 1:01:16.640
<v Speaker 1>he was like some sort of like jesture or something

1:01:16.800 --> 1:01:20.800
<v Speaker 1>like that, like a player, like he played like a

1:01:20.920 --> 1:01:22.360
<v Speaker 1>liar or like something like that.

1:01:23.080 --> 1:01:30.400
<v Speaker 5>He was basically, this guy's got pussy all the time.

1:01:30.640 --> 1:01:32.720
<v Speaker 5>The nights are hot as fuck.

1:01:33.000 --> 1:01:37.080
<v Speaker 1>I remember I went to Medieval Times in Myrtle Beach

1:01:37.160 --> 1:01:39.440
<v Speaker 1>when I was on vacation with my friend and his

1:01:39.640 --> 1:01:44.080
<v Speaker 1>like grandparents and my friend's like granddad. Like the whole

1:01:44.120 --> 1:01:46.840
<v Speaker 1>time was like trying to he was like he was

1:01:46.920 --> 1:01:48.920
<v Speaker 1>like every time, like the blue night would be like

1:01:50.040 --> 1:01:52.640
<v Speaker 1>like because you know, each like section of the stadium

1:01:52.880 --> 1:01:56.360
<v Speaker 1>has like like their own assigned to it, and every time,

1:01:56.480 --> 1:01:59.400
<v Speaker 1>like our night would be like, oh, you're noted, can

1:01:59.480 --> 1:02:01.920
<v Speaker 1>you make some was like this, like like eighty year

1:02:01.960 --> 1:02:05.800
<v Speaker 1>old granddad was like, look at me, I love you

1:02:05.920 --> 1:02:06.479
<v Speaker 1>Blue Knight.

1:02:07.440 --> 1:02:08.480
<v Speaker 5>It was so cool.

1:02:12.000 --> 1:02:15.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're awesome. I would love to have sex with

1:02:15.880 --> 1:02:20.000
<v Speaker 1>my loving boyfriends and not any night from medieval times because.

1:02:20.560 --> 1:02:21.280
<v Speaker 3>I don't.

1:02:23.280 --> 1:02:27.840
<v Speaker 1>Anamous woman. Yeah, shouts out to medieval times.

1:02:29.440 --> 1:02:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Medieval times where I got my pussy wet for the

1:02:31.960 --> 1:02:35.440
<v Speaker 2>first one for real. It was the Yellow Knight for me.

1:02:36.400 --> 1:02:40.920
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, Carmen, what was your what was your hookup?

1:02:40.960 --> 1:02:43.520
<v Speaker 2>Because I wanted to hear, Oh, yeah, do you want

1:02:43.520 --> 1:02:44.520
<v Speaker 2>to buckle up for this one?

1:02:45.200 --> 1:02:45.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm strapped in?

1:02:46.280 --> 1:02:48.600
<v Speaker 2>Technically wasn't it was? Actually it was a It was

1:02:48.680 --> 1:02:51.800
<v Speaker 2>a Marta train hookup. Anyone ever had a Marta train hookup?

1:02:51.880 --> 1:02:52.960
<v Speaker 2>Like subway train hook up?

1:02:53.280 --> 1:02:53.320
<v Speaker 9>No?

1:02:54.000 --> 1:02:58.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well I had just started hormones and I was

1:02:58.200 --> 1:03:02.680
<v Speaker 2>dressed like a hooker. I was wearing fish nets short

1:03:02.760 --> 1:03:06.120
<v Speaker 2>shorts on top of the fish nets, platform shoes and

1:03:06.200 --> 1:03:09.560
<v Speaker 2>like a Helloicity tank top and like this guy blew

1:03:09.640 --> 1:03:15.520
<v Speaker 2>a kiss at me on the train and immediately I

1:03:15.680 --> 1:03:19.520
<v Speaker 2>was like, yes, hello, you know. So he came and

1:03:19.640 --> 1:03:21.320
<v Speaker 2>like sat next to me and was like hey, you

1:03:21.360 --> 1:03:23.160
<v Speaker 2>want to like you want to like go get a

1:03:23.200 --> 1:03:27.360
<v Speaker 2>place together. We stop at the fucking Buckhead marta station.

1:03:27.880 --> 1:03:29.960
<v Speaker 2>We walk on the side of the street like literally

1:03:30.080 --> 1:03:32.560
<v Speaker 2>like a couple on the fucking shoulder of the road,

1:03:32.680 --> 1:03:34.840
<v Speaker 2>starter pack like like all of that.

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<v Speaker 5>He takes me to a.

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<v Speaker 2>Hotel on Cheshire Bridge. We buy the hotel room while

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<v Speaker 2>I wait outside looking like a hooker with all my stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>and we go inside and he starts doing metha.

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<v Speaker 5>I was waiting for me to make an appearance in

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<v Speaker 5>one of these stories.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and so he immediately starts doing math, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I find out he's homeless, which is fine, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>no big deal. But I could tell once like we

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<v Speaker 2>got close enough because he kind of smelled bad, which

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I kind of like a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of stink.

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<v Speaker 7>I get it, I get it, I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So I was like, okay, whatever, that's maybe why.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was he was attractive, he was hot, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to say, like I thought he was hot,

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<v Speaker 2>like but then, uh, you know, after the math and

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<v Speaker 2>like I said, no, no, thank you, no, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>to the math. She's not ready for that yet, like

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<v Speaker 2>Lacroix or literally me.

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<v Speaker 4>He like.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, so like young and innocent. He like

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, all right, well, you know, let's like get

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<v Speaker 2>on the bed and like he like starts, he's like

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<v Speaker 2>really nervous to have sex with me, and he like

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<v Speaker 2>jerks me off. I guess correct, is that the correct terminology? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely through my fish nets? Right, amazing orgasms, kind of

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<v Speaker 2>actually amazing orgasm. Great, loved it. But then I was like, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 2>are you gonna fuck me or what?

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<v Speaker 4>Like come on?

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<v Speaker 2>And turns out, okay, I made him go get condoms, right,

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<v Speaker 2>he goes and gets the con because I was so scared.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, we didn't have prep back then, uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>And and he comes back with the condoms. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>one o'clock in the morning. At this point. It turns

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<v Speaker 2>out that his penis is so small that the condom

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't fit. Oh no, you know, I don't want a

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<v Speaker 2>body shame anybody.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah, but also mess doesn't help that. Yeah yeah, yeah, he.

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<v Speaker 2>Had a micro no big deal, you know, but no

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<v Speaker 2>big deal.

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<v Speaker 5>But yeah, it's it's not literally not a big deal.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, so actually yeah, we like so like he like

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't like he like literally could not penetrate past my

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<v Speaker 2>ash cheeks. So we just gave up at a certain

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<v Speaker 2>point and he was like sweaty and on meth, and

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<v Speaker 2>like I realized that he was never going to have

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<v Speaker 2>an orgasm, because that's what happens when you're on meth.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, of course, yeah, it's for it's not really

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<v Speaker 1>for like actually busting.

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<v Speaker 2>I learned that day. But he yeah, he he promised

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<v Speaker 2>me that he would pay me to take a uh

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<v Speaker 2>taxi home from because there wasn't uber lyft, this was

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<v Speaker 2>literally pre uber and lyft at this point.

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<v Speaker 9>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>He told me he would pay for me to take

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<v Speaker 2>a taxi home from Buckhead back to my parents' house

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<v Speaker 2>in Lawrenceville.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>And I stayed up all night and we sat in

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<v Speaker 2>bed while I like laid next to his like sweaty

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<v Speaker 2>like body, and I don't think he slept. I fell

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<v Speaker 2>asleep for about thirty minutes and then I woke up

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<v Speaker 2>and immediately got my stuff and I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta go. And he gave me one hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>I gave that to the taxi driver and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>so I guess, I guess I had sex for money.

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<v Speaker 2>I gave that to the taxi driver and then we

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<v Speaker 2>were on our wait. Now, fast forward to me living

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<v Speaker 2>in Little five Points later on, living in Atlanta. Later on,

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<v Speaker 2>at some point in my life, I was riding my

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<v Speaker 2>bike and I saw him?

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<v Speaker 1>Was he one?

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<v Speaker 5>Is he one of the homeless guys in a little

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<v Speaker 5>five Points?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Whow?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So I slept with one of the homeless guys

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<v Speaker 2>a little five Points.

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<v Speaker 7>And I know that.

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<v Speaker 11>You know, you know, a little bit of money on yourself.

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<v Speaker 11>You know, that's that's fine, you shouldn't. But you're spending

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<v Speaker 11>lots of money.

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<v Speaker 1>On hotels, priorities.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, fair for.

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<v Speaker 12>Girls, you know, maybe yeah, should be saving this a

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<v Speaker 12>little more in cells, get less and less credibility to

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<v Speaker 12>be hearing stories like this because you're not like Carmen.

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<v Speaker 7>You're a very good looking woman. Like you know what

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<v Speaker 7>I'm saying. I like, that's crazy to me that a

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<v Speaker 7>homeless guy with a micro penis could smash you.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you didn't know he had a micro penis.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know micro he hit that until it doesn't matter,

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't that's true.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, That's what I'm saying. Like, you guys will be

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<v Speaker 7>like guys on on TikTok will be Mike Cantel tilt

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<v Speaker 7>is negative. It's over for me to shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a microphone.

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<v Speaker 7>That's what I'm saying, Like I funk on the rag.

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<v Speaker 7>You what are you talking about? You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm five five, But looks like Danny DeVito. You're tripping, dude,

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<v Speaker 7>like you have no idea what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 5>When I'm when I'm single, my standards are.

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<v Speaker 6>Low, literally real square pants.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, yeah, looks like she Phily has the type that's

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<v Speaker 11>a little on the fetal alcohol.

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<v Speaker 5>I have to respect. I have to fucking teacher for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>She fox line cooks.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone lends they want to line cooks now because because

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<v Speaker 1>of the bear.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, Jeremy Allen White does not look like a line cook.

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<v Speaker 5>He doesn't. Yeah, that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 7>Manager, He looks like a manager.

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<v Speaker 1>One hundred.

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<v Speaker 7>Because you're saying I look like I look like a

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<v Speaker 7>line cook, all right, I'm a line cook standard.

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<v Speaker 5>Just no, he does. He looks like the like the

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<v Speaker 5>cooke head, like son of the owner.

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<v Speaker 1>That like when he's managing the floor, you know you're

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<v Speaker 1>in for the worst fucking night, like exactly. Yeah, he's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he does not look like a fucking line cook. Line

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<v Speaker 1>cooks are not line cooks don't go to the gym,

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<v Speaker 1>like that's just they don't do that.

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<v Speaker 5>They don't do that. They drink.

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<v Speaker 1>That's literally they drink and do blow like that's It's

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<v Speaker 1>like thisization of links has got to stop. And I

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<v Speaker 1>say this as someone who's worth like ten years as

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<v Speaker 1>a line cook, So I'm not besmirching it.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I think they're great.

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<v Speaker 7>If you're a line cook, it's a calling. You're not

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<v Speaker 7>you don't do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, life is not something to fetishize.

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<v Speaker 7>I did it for three years because it was a

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<v Speaker 7>job to me. I can't commit to that ship. I

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<v Speaker 7>can't because it's not me. That's not it's not who I.

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<v Speaker 1>Am, right, that's all style.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm I'm a bargender. Now that's like being a

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<v Speaker 5>capo and the mob.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah, absolutely absolutely.

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<v Speaker 5>It's less work. It's I know how to read.

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<v Speaker 7>So I have to be a manager, you know what

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<v Speaker 7>I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have to work for tips, like I can't

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<v Speaker 1>be I can't be working for like wages like no, yeah, well.

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<v Speaker 5>We've gone on kind of long.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, unlike that guy that hooked unlike the guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have other ones. You know what, Next time

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<v Speaker 2>we talked, y'all, I'll tell you about the time that

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<v Speaker 2>I was underage and accidentally went home.

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<v Speaker 5>One on your show.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, on my show. That's a me show. That's my

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<v Speaker 7>shows specialty.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I went into the house of a

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<v Speaker 2>neo Nazi and I didn't.

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<v Speaker 7>That's definitely an ancient story. I've been a couple of Nazis.

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<v Speaker 7>They always crying. It's always it's a racial thing for them,

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<v Speaker 7>Like you know what I'm saying, Like they love it,

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<v Speaker 7>They're way into it. And then and then well you

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<v Speaker 7>know what I'm saying, I nut and then they nut

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<v Speaker 7>harder and then they go home, you know what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 7>and the.

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<v Speaker 6>Life and they're considering listening to the ancient show. They're

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<v Speaker 6>enjoying this. I just like to let you know that

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<v Speaker 6>most of the hosts of our show have never.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we normally.

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<v Speaker 6>Most of us are not from California. We're from normal places.

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<v Speaker 7>So yeah, that's problem. Yeah, there's no people with Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>a couple of Nazis.

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<v Speaker 1>Just one time when I was hanging out in Lawrenceville, like, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we were like playing pool at this shitty bar, because

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<v Speaker 1>every bar out there like sucks. But I remember I

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<v Speaker 1>was playing pool with uh my girlfriends at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>and there was like this guy who was like chatting

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<v Speaker 1>with us, and he was like fairly like uh like personable,

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<v Speaker 1>and then like he said something and I was like

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<v Speaker 1>what He's like, yeah, dude, and he like pulled up

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<v Speaker 1>his like like sleep. He was like, I'm a Nazi.

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<v Speaker 1>We were like, okay, we're we're leaving. We're getting out

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<v Speaker 1>of here and never coming back, like this is insane.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was my only interaction with an avowed white supremacist.

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<v Speaker 5>I got out of there immediately, and uh yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 7>Explain that it makes sense outside of the Bay Area.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, all right, well I think we should wrap

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<v Speaker 1>this up before we say.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a pretty bad note to end it on.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh you should.

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<v Speaker 4>You should maybe check out our podcasts were actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Considerably way more normal.

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<v Speaker 5>You're sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry personally that this got derailed as quite heavy

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<v Speaker 4>of a way normal and this is not representative of.

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<v Speaker 5>How it usually is no place in the homie collective.

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<v Speaker 4>You need to chock us out on on on SoundCloud

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<v Speaker 4>us a dollar a month. You can get the whole

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<v Speaker 4>the Homie Collective. I have been streaming lately at Twitch

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<v Speaker 4>dot tv Forward Slash Professor Getter. That's to tease anybody

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<v Speaker 4>else have anything they want to derailing the Nazishi.

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<v Speaker 11>Thank you shouldn't underscore h vulgaris I'm not gonna say again.

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<v Speaker 6>You can follow me if you caught that the first time.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I'm on YouTube at Answer Show. I'm also on

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<v Speaker 7>Twitter at Answer Show and the podcast. If you google

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<v Speaker 7>the podcast, you can actually find everything that we do,

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<v Speaker 7>which is a lot of stuff like collectively and that's

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<v Speaker 7>at the Ancient Show Official and you can google that

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<v Speaker 7>and find a bunch of the random other ship that

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<v Speaker 7>we do, like Substacks.

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<v Speaker 5>I wanted to endorse you guys, sub Sock. It's really cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys so much for coming on those subscribe

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<v Speaker 1>to Ana.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that was a crazy fucking episode. Uh, Jane, are

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<v Speaker 2>you ready to take some voicemails? We just have one

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<v Speaker 2>crazy long voicemail today.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to help out our deer listener. So yes,

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<v Speaker 1>let's take it away.

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<v Speaker 2>Roll the taps.

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<v Speaker 3>Hy ladies, long time listener, first time collar. It's Victoria

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<v Speaker 3>from Rico here. So I'm not trying to kiss. Keep

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<v Speaker 3>this short, but.

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<v Speaker 6>Live I can run. So let's see.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm dating this guy that I met back in December.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's a funny thing. When he met me at this

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<v Speaker 3>bar that I was hanging out at, he didn't hop

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<v Speaker 3>my tea for some reason, and I was brilliant shocked

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<v Speaker 3>for some reason. But you're not necessarily not necessarily a problem,

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<v Speaker 3>just like this alteration because I always think my voice,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, runs a little bit deep and this and that.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait can you pause it real quick? I'm sorry. So

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<v Speaker 1>she met a guy that clocked her, did correct, did

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<v Speaker 1>not clock her? Okay, okay, I just needed that context.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's keep going.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, for whatever reason, by the way, this girl's fish.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was really surprised when the next day that

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<v Speaker 3>we're hanging out, I say this funny thing, just joke

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<v Speaker 3>about the F word, and he was like what And

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, you know, I'm chance right, and he was

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<v Speaker 3>taken aback. Anyways, I first he was not about it,

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<v Speaker 3>but then for some reason he was like, look, I

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<v Speaker 3>see you as the person. I really like it. I

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<v Speaker 3>want to get to tell you. Let's keep going and

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<v Speaker 3>that short story, long, long story, short, we're still talking.

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<v Speaker 3>He left because he was here in pr for a vacation,

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<v Speaker 3>and he he left back to his home in Indiana,

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<v Speaker 3>middle of bumps up with bumps? Can I swear here

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<v Speaker 3>in the middle of nowhere Indiana?

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<v Speaker 6>Famous this car?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm calling from my car anyways in Apane, Indiana, And yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just calling because I don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Like he lives in a place that I have, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>at least in Georgia. I have family over there and

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<v Speaker 3>I visit. I don't have anybody in Indiana, and I

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<v Speaker 3>have my work here at home, and I don't I

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<v Speaker 3>don't think I can change that. And like I'm doing

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<v Speaker 3>really good and I don't know, like should I keep

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<v Speaker 3>involving myself emotionally with this person?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck him?

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<v Speaker 2>So he said something about faggot. He said something about.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, I thought she said something about faggot, And

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, what are you allowed to say that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Maybe that was what I Okay, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was like he was like the woke police, like

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<v Speaker 1>the okay, so he was not like homophobic, he was.

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<v Speaker 2>Being he was being justin long and barbarian. What a faggot?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, uh, I mean yeah, he lives far like.

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<v Speaker 2>I was, in the most boring place in Africa.

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<v Speaker 1>Who cares. Yeah, like I would, I definitely wouldn't like

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<v Speaker 1>travel to go, like hell now to go even like

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<v Speaker 1>maybe have sex with this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He better come to Puerto Rico. But going to Indiana

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<v Speaker 2>out of the question.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if he came to you that maybe, yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>might be something. But I mean, girl, let's be fucking

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<v Speaker 1>for real. There's also the chance that, like you hook

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<v Speaker 1>up with him, he likes it and he's like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to kill you and myself right now, like

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<v Speaker 1>that clastic love story, Like I mean, that is something

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<v Speaker 1>that fucking happens, Like I mean, I don't know, like

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<v Speaker 1>that's what This has always been the least biphobic podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>probably the only biphobic or anti biphobia podcast in the world,

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<v Speaker 1>because bisexual men, I guess bisexual women too to a degree,

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<v Speaker 1>are always going.

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<v Speaker 5>To be like the chillest about like hooking up.

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<v Speaker 2>Having having out, having to disclose your trans identity to

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<v Speaker 2>a bisexual person.

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<v Speaker 1>No fear baby, Yeah, it doesn't matter. Yeah, because they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I like everything, just like.

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<v Speaker 2>Jonathan van Ness complains about being miss gendered and he

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<v Speaker 2>uses all pronouns.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It's just it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>If you he, she and they, then what are you

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<v Speaker 1>getting mad about?

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<v Speaker 7>Then?

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<v Speaker 4>What is that?

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<v Speaker 5>What are we doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry? I just took us down a littlerabbit hole there, So.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it doesn't really doesn't know like what to advise. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like it doesn't seem like I feel like you know

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<v Speaker 1>the answer. I don't think you're gonna like put your

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<v Speaker 1>life on pause to.

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<v Speaker 2>Get it doesn't sound like you're exactly yearning. I know

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<v Speaker 2>this girl, it's a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe he's in Indiana, like downloading like Grinder and

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<v Speaker 1>Sniffies and trying to look around for for his own

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<v Speaker 1>little Puerto Rican TRANSSEXUALI Deiana. Yeah, so good good luck

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<v Speaker 1>to him.

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<v Speaker 2>I hear that they're everywhere out there.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh where else would they be?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, but now, Victoria, you are so sexy, so fear,

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<v Speaker 2>so fine, so fabulous. You you can just get it

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<v Speaker 2>wherever you want it. Girl, fuck that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I agree, I agree, and you should and.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah you should. But call us next week, because

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<v Speaker 2>call us this week because we need your calls for

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<v Speaker 2>next week.

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<v Speaker 1>So we need your calls and you can send them

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<v Speaker 1>to six seven eight five six one two seven eight

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<v Speaker 1>five that is six seven eight five six one two

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<v Speaker 1>seven eight five or whatever problems you have, we can

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<v Speaker 1>make them worse or better.

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<v Speaker 2>Just depends on how we're feeling that day.

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<v Speaker 1>Depends on Yeah, it depends. I think I like our

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<v Speaker 1>strategy of giving like one joke advice and then one

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<v Speaker 1>genuine advice. Yeah, I feel like, because then you can

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<v Speaker 1>kind of choose your own adventure.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go. It's a binary choice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can choose to make your life better or

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<v Speaker 1>choose to do the funniest thing possible. And you know

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<v Speaker 1>which one which way? Transsexual wis one closeted bisexual Indiana

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<v Speaker 1>and man, Well, thanks so.

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<v Speaker 2>Much for tuning into this week's episode.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Next week join us because we will be talking to

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<v Speaker 2>the wonderful Liz Perschelle. We'll be talking to her about

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<v Speaker 2>her career as a queer film historian.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, we got a big movie episode, a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of good movie recks, a lot of good movie talks,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's all it's all gay stuff, so you know

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<v Speaker 1>it all it all fits in line with the modus

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<v Speaker 1>operandi of the show.

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<v Speaker 2>So so just like this week, bring your popcorn and

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<v Speaker 2>lots of better bring.

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<v Speaker 1>The popcorn bag. Yeah cool. You know well, Thank you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>You next week. Stay beautiful, Bye bye bye, Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for listening to Beauty Translated. Beauty Translated is hosted by

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<v Speaker 2>me Carmen Laurent and Janie Danger, produced by Kirk Garen

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