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Speaker 1: Ay, Kitty misconnections. That was me staring.

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Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love on Halloween.

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Speaker 2: One is in the Haunted House when the zombie dentist

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Speaker 2: winks at you with his one dangling eyeballo.

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Speaker 1: He's a dentist, though, so. The other is on the

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Speaker 1: pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 2: We scoured that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 2: misconnections they have to offer, and since we're kind of

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Speaker 2: in the midst of spooky season, it makes sense a

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Speaker 2: lot of posts lately have had to do with Halloween.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I was wondering why we're still on this, but

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Speaker 1: that does check out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like this one titled which pleasey Man for Woman

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Speaker 2: thirty four Spirit Halloween east Side. It says you were

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Speaker 2: the enchanting woman in the witch aisle trying on fake

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Speaker 2: eyelashes that look like tarantula legs. Exactly.

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Speaker 1: That is infection. Yeah, left right.

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Speaker 2: I was the guy in cargo shorts who accidentally stepped

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Speaker 2: on your broom and knocked over a rack.

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Speaker 1: Of dog costumes.

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Speaker 2: You said, it's fine, I have another one in my trunk, which,

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Speaker 2: in hindsight I now realized could have been the broom

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Speaker 2: or the.

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Speaker 1: Dog either way, I like a woman who's prepared yet

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Speaker 1: stop you.

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Speaker 2: You had a confidence about you, like someone who's put

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Speaker 2: a hex on her former boyfriend and doesn't regret it.

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Speaker 2: We chatted for a bit about fog machines, and you

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Speaker 2: warned me not to breathe it in because it contains

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Speaker 2: dark energy.

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Speaker 1: Camera that's the same, I laughed.

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Speaker 2: But then you coughed into your cauldron purse and it

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Speaker 2: got real quiet.

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Speaker 1: Yo, she got a cauldron purse.

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Speaker 2: I tried to lighten the mood by joking that I

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Speaker 2: had a wand in my trunk.

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Speaker 1: You didn't seem to get it. No, guys, are a

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Speaker 1: zipper trunk. You need to show her. And oh, oh wait, sorry,

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Speaker 1: why is the wand in his own trunk? Though? I

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Speaker 1: don't get that, would don't worry about it. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Not sure if you noticed, but I jumped in front

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Speaker 2: of you at the cash register so I could leave

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Speaker 2: my phone number on my Freddy Krueger costume receipt. Oh,

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Speaker 2: she just thought you were being rude, but.

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Speaker 1: So far no call.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Maybe I'll see you again next year when Spirit

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Speaker 2: opens back up. I'll be the guy with a twenty

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Speaker 2: percent off coupon and a heart full of hope. That

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Speaker 2: signs Sebastian parentheses Krueger, Oh Subagian Krueger. I like it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that was his costume he.

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Speaker 2: Was going with.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled Zombbody that I used to know?

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Speaker 1: Why did you not parody that song? Really somebody? Okay?

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Speaker 2: I love that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Woman for many nine Downtown bar crawl fun, he says,

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Speaker 2: you were the guy in the half decomposed zombie makeup

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Speaker 2: at the Halloween Bark Crawl. I was the dead prom

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Speaker 2: queen who kept tripping on my tiara.

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Speaker 1: Is it on the ground?

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Speaker 2: Well, it falls off a lot.

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Speaker 1: Cake stands. You know.

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Speaker 2: We met outside the hot dog cart on Fourth Street

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Speaker 2: around eleven thirty when you yelled brains.

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Speaker 1: And I yelled same.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's actually kind of cute because dogs. Because I

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Speaker 2: hadn't eaten since brunch. We split a Holopeno cheese dog,

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Speaker 2: and you made me snort when you said carbs don't

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Speaker 2: count when you're undead. Do't how many overweight zombies do

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Speaker 2: you see? You smelled like fake blood and fireball when

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Speaker 2: you said we should dance before rigor mortis sets in.

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Speaker 1: I like it. I didn't.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know if you were flirting or giving me

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Speaker 2: medical advice.

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Speaker 1: Either way, it's still hot.

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Speaker 2: But surprisingly we did find a club with no cover,

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Speaker 2: and Grid did for three songs, but you kept doing

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Speaker 2: that slow, stiff arm thing, which strangely worked for.

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Speaker 1: You because you're just Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I lost you in the crowd when the DJ played thriller.

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Speaker 1: Everybody Moves.

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Speaker 2: I think I saw you later at Taco Bell, still

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Speaker 2: in zombie mode, biting into a Chalupah like it.

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Speaker 1: Was a brain. Not sure.

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Speaker 2: I was drinking a lot of hocus pocus that night.

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Speaker 1: What is that? I don't know, but I want a glass.

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Speaker 2: If you see this stop by the five Guys Burger

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Speaker 2: place where I work downtown, I'll be the one limping

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Speaker 2: slightly real injury, this time holding a plate of leftover fries,

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Speaker 2: waiting to feel alive again.

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Speaker 1: That signed Feefifi.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to your next misconnection titled Fantastic Encounter Man

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Speaker 2: for Woman, thirty eight, Walgreens parking Lot.

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Speaker 1: I always worry about Alexis when we get this deep

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Speaker 1: into the puns. Yeah yeah, this guy right.

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Speaker 2: You were sitting in your car in full vampire makeup,

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Speaker 2: sipping a diet coke through those little fake fangs like you'd.

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Speaker 1: Been doing it for centuries.

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Speaker 2: I was. I was the guy in the inflatable t

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Speaker 2: Rex costume trying to grab a bag of snickers from

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Speaker 2: my trunk, but the tail kept closing the door on me.

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Speaker 2: We locked eyes through your rear view mirror, and I

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Speaker 2: swear you mouthed your extinct.

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Speaker 1: It feels like a thread. I shouted back.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, but the fan inside my costume was so

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Speaker 2: loud it came out like a dying lawnmower.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear me?

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Speaker 2: I approached your car and you rolled down the window

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Speaker 2: to tell me I only drink red, and I thought

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Speaker 2: that was the sexiest way anyone's ever turned down a

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Speaker 2: shared PEPSI.

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Speaker 1: I offered to.

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Speaker 2: Buy you one anyway, but you rolled up your window

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Speaker 2: and said something about feeding hours being over, which was

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Speaker 2: like rude, because dinosaurs have feelings too.

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Speaker 1: This guy's really character.

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Speaker 2: If you're reading this, I'll be back at the same

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Speaker 2: Walgreens next weekend. I'll be in the clearance atile trying

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Speaker 2: on discounted vampire teeth just in case you need a

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Speaker 2: backup pair.

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Speaker 1: Don't try them on at the store. Yeah, and the

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Speaker 1: eyelashes exactly come by.

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Speaker 2: I promise I won't bite unless you're into that.

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Speaker 1: That's signed Douggie the Dino.

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Speaker 2: Someone really is gonna go there and like it's gonna

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Speaker 2: taste like someone else's mouth. This kind of makes me

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Speaker 2: Halloween season is wrapping up here, So those are your

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Speaker 2: Craigslist misconnections Halloween style. We got your phone tap coming

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Speaker 2: up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,