WEBVTT - I Could Spend All Day Doing This! 

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<v Speaker 1>I could spend all day doing this. It's one more.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing, one more thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna let Katie handle the clip because I she

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<v Speaker 3>knows more about what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, before I do that, I want to know

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<v Speaker 4>why paper cuts hurt so damn bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>I just got one right in the crease of my

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<v Speaker 4>index finger, and it could just hack my finger off

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<v Speaker 4>and it hurts less.

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<v Speaker 5>You got so many nerve endings in your fingers because

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<v Speaker 5>they're just so incredibly important to what we do as humans.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was doing something and in my head, I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, you're gonna get a paper cut, and then

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<v Speaker 4>you idiot, I like warned myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I'm shuddering.

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<v Speaker 1>And there are parts of your body where you have

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<v Speaker 1>almost no feeling.

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<v Speaker 3>If you've ever like done something to my heart, my weakness,

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<v Speaker 3>your weness.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the loose skin on the end of your elbow.

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<v Speaker 3>It's called your weeness.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just gonna say, I got plenty of feeling in mind,

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<v Speaker 5>but no, well you if your weakness is numb, see

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<v Speaker 5>a doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>I used too much of that cream.

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<v Speaker 1>But what's your wenus.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the the skin on your elbow that like when

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<v Speaker 4>you straighten your arm you just have that skin right there.

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<v Speaker 4>Pinch it as hard as you can.

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<v Speaker 3>You feel aything, You feel nothing, that's your wenus.

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<v Speaker 4>It's called your wenus.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if everybody's kneecap skins like sure, it's

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<v Speaker 3>called that.

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<v Speaker 2>We need a nails look it up.

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<v Speaker 1>This up she didn't look well.

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<v Speaker 3>And also you're you're you're this part of your ear

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<v Speaker 3>your lagina.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's it's all. Show me your wenus.

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<v Speaker 5>Go up and say that to a five random guys

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<v Speaker 5>and tell me what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>That's your homework.

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<v Speaker 4>Do it because it's called all a cranal skin, but

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<v Speaker 4>it said. Wenus is a slang term used for the

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<v Speaker 4>loose skin on.

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<v Speaker 1>The elbow joint. It's a slang term. But I agree

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<v Speaker 1>with Joe.

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<v Speaker 3>You walk up to most dudes or just do this

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<v Speaker 3>on your your own Instagram page. Hey guys, I want

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<v Speaker 3>to see your weenis and get ready for the dp's.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell, yeah, I'm down.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll be the reply from every single guy really in

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<v Speaker 5>the mood to.

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<v Speaker 1>See you Weday and then just get ready for your inbox.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I have no feeling on the skin of my mney caps.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that normal?

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I've sliced him up on a couple of times

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<v Speaker 3>in recent years and you can't feel it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I skinned my knees regularly as a kid, and

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<v Speaker 5>I remember it's stung.

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<v Speaker 3>But it might be a evolutionary thing. You spend a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of time banging your knees on stuff as a

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<v Speaker 3>human being, spend a lot of time on your knees.

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<v Speaker 2>There, how do you think we.

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<v Speaker 1>Got where we are?

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<v Speaker 2>Fed? A coin jack lost?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's funny, your weness.

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<v Speaker 5>You guys learned something new today. I got to ask

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<v Speaker 5>my kids and by teenage boys about this. They'll find

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<v Speaker 5>out very entertaining and you know, the very last eyelash

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<v Speaker 5>towards the outside it's known as your festivals.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, come on, this.

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<v Speaker 5>Is almost the most dirtiest thing we've ever done.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 5>It's it's childish, it's idiotic. Yes, let's stop. So what

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<v Speaker 5>is this clipper about?

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<v Speaker 3>To hear, Katie?

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<v Speaker 4>This guy is going around to Costco asking men who

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<v Speaker 4>are with their wives. Scale a one to ten, how

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<v Speaker 4>much do you like coming to Costco with your wife?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Scala went to ten. How much do you love coming

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<v Speaker 1>to Costco with your wife? Zero? How much you love

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<v Speaker 1>coming to Costco with your wife?

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<v Speaker 3>Zero? I say negative, How much you love coming to

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<v Speaker 3>Costco with your wife with her?

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<v Speaker 2>Ken?

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<v Speaker 1>One to ten? How much do you love coming to

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<v Speaker 1>Costco with your wife? How about zero?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you love coming to Costco with your wife?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Zero? Best warm by myself. She's over there. That's interesting, wife,

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<v Speaker 1>I love going to Costco together.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Drew and I love it too.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was gonna say, I have I have a

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<v Speaker 3>failed marriage, and I liked going to the store when

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<v Speaker 3>we'd go to the store together, Target, Costco, whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Judy usually goes without me, just because I'm at

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<v Speaker 5>work when she goes. But you know, when we go occasionally,

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<v Speaker 5>it's it's fun. Oh maybe that's because it's occasionally for me.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know's Yeah, I rarely go shopping with Drew,

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<v Speaker 4>but I will say that when we go together, we

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<v Speaker 4>spend more.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know why that is. Wow, that's an

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<v Speaker 1>interesting Yeah. Yeah, why does that happen?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't because she sees a certain number of things,

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<v Speaker 5>the super giant package of which you probably ought to have,

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<v Speaker 5>and and he's got the overlap, but he got your own,

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<v Speaker 5>you know. Oh wow, Wow, yeah, we could use four

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<v Speaker 5>giant jugs of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember, I remember those thoughts.

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<v Speaker 2>Though.

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<v Speaker 1>When we're together at a store, is more more likely

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<v Speaker 1>to you know what, we need one of these that

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<v Speaker 1>neither one of us might have done on our own.

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<v Speaker 4>Why they also do more shopping like together. Like when

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<v Speaker 4>I go in and go shopping, it's like a list

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<v Speaker 4>and I go. When I'm with him, it's more like

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<v Speaker 4>perusing and oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because okay, that makes sense. Maybe that's it. You're

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<v Speaker 3>not you're not as folk. Just get in, get your stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>and get out. You're kind of walking around together.

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<v Speaker 5>It's an activity, right, right, Hey, this can't just be me.

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<v Speaker 5>This has got to be like an evolutionary adaptation or

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<v Speaker 5>some something deep in the animal brain.

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<v Speaker 2>When I go past the area that.

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<v Speaker 5>Has like boxes and boxes of boxes a brand new.

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<v Speaker 2>Like socks or or or you know, sweats.

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<v Speaker 5>Or whatever, I feel like because I don't need any

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<v Speaker 5>damn socks.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like, oh damn, I don't need any socks.

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<v Speaker 5>That's too bad, because there's such an abundance of socks there,

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<v Speaker 5>reasonably priced, and I think, oh, this is a missed opportunity.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's got to be.

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<v Speaker 5>Like you know, a caveman who's totally full comes across

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<v Speaker 5>an animal that he can easily kill an ed and

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<v Speaker 5>he's like, I'm not hungry, not hungry for.

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<v Speaker 2>A beaver right now. It's oh boy again with the child.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a weeness.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, shit it doing. It's gotta be something like that.

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<v Speaker 5>There is nourishment, but you don't need it, and it

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<v Speaker 5>feels like a wasted opportunity or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a problem with Costco where I think I

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<v Speaker 3>should buy this big package of Triple A batteries and

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<v Speaker 3>I did that last time, and to tell before and

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<v Speaker 3>I got more Triple A batteries than any human being

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<v Speaker 3>whatever need.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got a lot.

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<v Speaker 5>Of trip that too, And Judy says, well, we're now

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<v Speaker 5>stocked up for the next five years.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what what are you talking about? You got

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<v Speaker 2>those last time you were there.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh well, it was a good time then and it's

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<v Speaker 5>a good time today.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a good idea, I should say.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a question for you, Katie.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you've done this or not, or

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<v Speaker 3>maybe i'm I don't know, but I see couples doing

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<v Speaker 3>this and it almost it can make me misty eyed.

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<v Speaker 3>One of my favorite things of my life was when

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<v Speaker 3>we would the first child, specifically because once you have

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<v Speaker 3>a kid, then you got a whole different thing. But

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<v Speaker 3>pregnant with the first child and like going to Target

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<v Speaker 3>or Costco and stuff like that and doing our shopping

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<v Speaker 3>getting ready for it. Oh, I loved that period of

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<v Speaker 3>my life. It was fantastic.

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<v Speaker 4>Drew and I have not done that yet, and I'm

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<v Speaker 4>very excited about it, but we have not. Our schedules

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<v Speaker 4>are so out of whack that we're setting a date,

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<v Speaker 4>hopefully Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>So maybe I gaid it. Maybe I got more feminine

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<v Speaker 3>nesting in me than most guys are. I don't know what,

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<v Speaker 3>but I really enjoyed that getting prepared, buying stuff together

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<v Speaker 3>for the whole next chapter of your life.

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<v Speaker 5>What color are we painting the nursery or the baby's

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<v Speaker 5>room or whatever, if you had a room, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>That's that were he's we're actually a poor guy who

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<v Speaker 4>we're converting his office. So he's going to move all

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<v Speaker 4>of his office stuff into my office and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>do like a baby zoo themed baby zoo.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, this is a zoo that have babies in the

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<v Speaker 5>cages or it's a zoo, zoo with caged babies. For

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<v Speaker 5>that's concat.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it.

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<v Speaker 4>We were thinking out of the box now, Like one

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<v Speaker 4>of our first dates and one of our favorite places

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<v Speaker 4>to go is the zoo.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna do like little baby zoo animals.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh well, yeah, that's that's great because kids, babies love

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<v Speaker 5>animals and living their names and what noises they make.

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<v Speaker 5>I tell you what you want to talk about, misty eyed.

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<v Speaker 5>Take me back to reading all the books to my

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<v Speaker 5>kids when they were little, and how much I enjoyed that. Oh,

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<v Speaker 5>and doing all the voices and the animal names and

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<v Speaker 5>their noises and all of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you want to go into the baby zoo at

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<v Speaker 3>feeding time when they come out of their little holes

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<v Speaker 3>so you can see them out there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well in the zoo keepers you know, breastfeeding, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, so so many boobs.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, feeding time at the baby zoo is well, it's

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<v Speaker 5>a different experience than you know, hurling me to the tiger.

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<v Speaker 3>And that seems like a good place to end.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, hang on, I want to take us back to

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<v Speaker 4>the childish thing. I'm looking at a thing, the weenus.

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<v Speaker 4>On the other side the pit is called the woagina.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, it's not really pade this up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at it. You're an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't argue with urban dictionary.

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<v Speaker 5>Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have your fork? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well just saying, you know that apple pie at

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<v Speaker 3>cost Go is awfully good.

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<v Speaker 2>He always has a fork.

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<v Speaker 3>The never been washed, always washed, it's been wiped off

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<v Speaker 3>kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's well cured. Then it's like a cast iron pan.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I guess that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a cast it's well seasoned.

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<v Speaker 3>Aren't that many people that could could immediately pull out

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<v Speaker 3>a fork? You're the only one I know.

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<v Speaker 1>And a fight