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Speaker 3: I'm gonna let Katie handle the clip because I she

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, before I do that, I want to know

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Speaker 4: why paper cuts hurt so damn bad.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: I just got one right in the crease of my

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Speaker 4: and it hurts less.

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Speaker 5: You got so many nerve endings in your fingers because

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Speaker 5: they're just so incredibly important to what we do as humans.

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Speaker 4: And I was doing something and in my head, I

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Speaker 4: was like, you're gonna get a paper cut, and then

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Speaker 4: you idiot, I like warned myself.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm shuddering.

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Speaker 1: And there are parts of your body where you have

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Speaker 1: almost no feeling.

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Speaker 3: If you've ever like done something to my heart, my weakness,

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Speaker 3: your weness.

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Speaker 4: It's the loose skin on the end of your elbow.

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Speaker 3: It's called your weeness.

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Speaker 5: I'm just gonna say, I got plenty of feeling in mind,

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Speaker 5: but no, well you if your weakness is numb, see

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Speaker 2: I used too much of that cream.

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Speaker 1: But what's your wenus.

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Speaker 4: It's the the skin on your elbow that like when

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Speaker 4: you straighten your arm you just have that skin right there.

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Speaker 4: Pinch it as hard as you can.

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Speaker 3: You feel aything, You feel nothing, that's your wenus.

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Speaker 4: It's called your wenus.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if everybody's kneecap skins like sure, it's

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Speaker 2: We need a nails look it up.

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Speaker 1: This up she didn't look well.

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Speaker 3: And also you're you're you're this part of your ear

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's all. Show me your wenus.

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Speaker 5: Go up and say that to a five random guys

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Speaker 1: That's your homework.

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Speaker 4: Do it because it's called all a cranal skin, but

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Speaker 4: it said. Wenus is a slang term used for the

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Speaker 4: loose skin on.

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Speaker 1: The elbow joint. It's a slang term. But I agree

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Speaker 3: You walk up to most dudes or just do this

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Speaker 3: on your your own Instagram page. Hey guys, I want

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Speaker 3: to see your weenis and get ready for the dp's.

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Speaker 2: Hell, yeah, I'm down.

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Speaker 5: We'll be the reply from every single guy really in

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Speaker 1: See you Weday and then just get ready for your inbox.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I have no feeling on the skin of my mney caps.

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Speaker 3: Is that normal?

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Speaker 2: Really?

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Speaker 3: Because I've sliced him up on a couple of times

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I skinned my knees regularly as a kid, and

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Speaker 3: But it might be a evolutionary thing. You spend a

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Speaker 2: There, how do you think we.

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Speaker 1: Got where we are?

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Speaker 2: Fed? A coin jack lost?

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Speaker 3: Oh that's funny, your weness.

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Speaker 5: You guys learned something new today. I got to ask

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Speaker 5: my kids and by teenage boys about this. They'll find

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Speaker 5: out very entertaining and you know, the very last eyelash

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Speaker 5: towards the outside it's known as your festivals.

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Speaker 2: Come on, come on, this.

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Speaker 5: Is almost the most dirtiest thing we've ever done.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.

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Speaker 5: It's it's childish, it's idiotic. Yes, let's stop. So what

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Speaker 3: To hear, Katie?

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Speaker 4: This guy is going around to Costco asking men who

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Speaker 4: much do you like coming to Costco with your wife?

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Speaker 1: Scala went to ten. How much do you love coming

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Speaker 1: to Costco with your wife? Zero? How much you love

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Speaker 3: Zero? I say negative, How much you love coming to

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Speaker 1: One to ten? How much do you love coming to

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Speaker 1: Costco with your wife? How about zero?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Do you love coming to Costco with your wife?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Zero? Best warm by myself. She's over there. That's interesting, wife,

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Speaker 1: I love going to Costco together.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Drew and I love it too.

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Speaker 3: And I was gonna say, I have I have a

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Speaker 3: we'd go to the store together, Target, Costco, whatever.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Judy usually goes without me, just because I'm at

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Speaker 4: I don't know's Yeah, I rarely go shopping with Drew,

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Speaker 1: And I don't know why that is. Wow, that's an

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Speaker 5: I don't because she sees a certain number of things,

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Speaker 5: and and he's got the overlap, but he got your own,

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Speaker 1: I remember, I remember those thoughts.

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Speaker 2: Though.

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Speaker 1: When we're together at a store, is more more likely

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Speaker 1: to you know what, we need one of these that

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Speaker 4: Why they also do more shopping like together. Like when

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Speaker 4: I go in and go shopping, it's like a list

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because okay, that makes sense. Maybe that's it. You're

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Speaker 3: not you're not as folk. Just get in, get your stuff,

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Speaker 5: It's an activity, right, right, Hey, this can't just be me.

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Speaker 2: When I go past the area that.

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Speaker 5: Has like boxes and boxes of boxes a brand new.

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Speaker 2: Like socks or or or you know, sweats.

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Speaker 5: Or whatever, I feel like because I don't need any

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Speaker 2: I feel like, oh damn, I don't need any socks.

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Speaker 2: It's it's got to be.

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Speaker 5: Like you know, a caveman who's totally full comes across

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Speaker 1: You're a weeness.

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Speaker 2: You know, shit it doing. It's gotta be something like that.

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Speaker 5: There is nourishment, but you don't need it, and it

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I have a problem with Costco where I think I

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Speaker 3: I did that last time, and to tell before and

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Speaker 3: I got more Triple A batteries than any human being

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a lot.

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Speaker 5: Of trip that too, And Judy says, well, we're now

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what what are you talking about? You got

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Speaker 5: Oh well, it was a good time then and it's

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Speaker 2: It's a good idea, I should say.

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Speaker 1: I got a question for you, Katie.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you've done this or not, or

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Speaker 3: maybe i'm I don't know, but I see couples doing

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Speaker 3: One of my favorite things of my life was when

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Speaker 4: Drew and I have not done that yet, and I'm

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Speaker 4: very excited about it, but we have not. Our schedules

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Speaker 3: So maybe I gaid it. Maybe I got more feminine

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Speaker 5: What color are we painting the nursery or the baby's

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Speaker 4: That's that were he's we're actually a poor guy who

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Speaker 4: we're converting his office. So he's going to move all

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Speaker 2: Nice.

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Speaker 5: Now, this is a zoo that have babies in the

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 4: We were thinking out of the box now, Like one

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Speaker 1: So we're gonna do like little baby zoo animals.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, yeah, that's that's great because kids, babies love

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Speaker 5: I tell you what you want to talk about, misty eyed.

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Speaker 5: Take me back to reading all the books to my

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Speaker 3: feeding time when they come out of their little holes

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Speaker 3: so you can see them out there.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well in the zoo keepers you know, breastfeeding, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, so so many boobs.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, feeding time at the baby zoo is well, it's

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Speaker 5: a different experience than you know, hurling me to the tiger.

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Speaker 3: And that seems like a good place to end.

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Speaker 4: Well, hang on, I want to take us back to

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Speaker 4: the childish thing. I'm looking at a thing, the weenus.

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Speaker 4: On the other side the pit is called the woagina.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's not really pade this up.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking at it. You're an idiot.

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Speaker 1: You can't argue with urban dictionary.

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Speaker 5: Jack.

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Speaker 2: Do you have your fork? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Okay, well just saying, you know that apple pie at

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Speaker 3: cost Go is awfully good.

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Speaker 2: He always has a fork.

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Speaker 3: The never been washed, always washed, it's been wiped off

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Speaker 2: It's it's well cured. Then it's like a cast iron pan.

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Speaker 3: Well, I guess that's it.

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Speaker 4: It's like a cast it's well seasoned.

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Speaker 3: Aren't that many people that could could immediately pull out

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Speaker 3: a fork? You're the only one I know.

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Speaker 1: And a fight