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Speaker 1: He's another on the twenties five. Hello, this is massage?

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? What up? Though? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: I said what up? Though? What? Um? Yeah? Hi, y'all

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Speaker 1: do y'all do massages? Right? Sure? Do? Yo? I need

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Speaker 1: a massage? And uh, okay, um have you been with

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Speaker 1: us before? Nah? I was just like looking on the Google,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I did like a search

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Speaker 1: and I saw that you, like you were the first

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Speaker 1: one that popped up. So I was like, Yo, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna call this. I'm gonna call over there. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: give myself a massage. You know, what's your name? Uh?

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Speaker 1: My name is Tracy, can I Tracy? My name is from.

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Speaker 1: My name is Poke. Nice to meet you. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: how do you spell that poke? P double? Okay? My

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Speaker 1: mom called hey. My mom calls me Clarence. But like

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Speaker 1: you could call me Pook, right, okay, great, Pok it is?

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Speaker 1: And it's not pook it is it pook? My name

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Speaker 1: is Pook, Yes, pook. Yeah, but you said pook it

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Speaker 1: is or something like that, like, oh, I'm I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: So I just said pook it is, as in Pook

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Speaker 1: is your name? Yeah, that's it's pook. Okay, perfect, Um,

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Speaker 1: what what time works best for you? Um? Like maybe

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Speaker 1: Thursday between the hours of three and five. That's like

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Speaker 1: my visiting hours, you know, visiting hours. Yeah, Like, well

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Speaker 1: what visiting hours means is like that's the time where

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Speaker 1: people could come and visit me. Okay, are you is

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Speaker 1: this a house arrest for a situation? I'm sorry for prying,

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Speaker 1: but I feel like I know what I'm getting my

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Speaker 1: massage therapists into. Um, it's more like a minimum security

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Speaker 1: facility that I stay in right now. Oh my okay,

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Speaker 1: um um, I have to tell you this is the

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Speaker 1: first time we've ever had this kind of call. Um.

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Speaker 1: I yeah, but you know, like I know that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I was like, I was like, like check it out.

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Speaker 1: I was like talking to my po right and I

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Speaker 1: was like, man, hey, it's stressful, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: Like I got a court dates, I got all this,

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Speaker 1: so it's like stressful. And she was like, maybe you

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Speaker 1: should call somebody you know, have him rub you up

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Speaker 1: and down and then it will make you feel better

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Speaker 1: take out that tension. So I hopped online. I called you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that uh that While that is a great idea,

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Speaker 1: I don't know that my company is the company for you. Um,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't feel comfortable. But hey, but hey, but y'all

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Speaker 1: say you go anywhere and do massages, right, Oh uh,

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Speaker 1: normally the people's homes or their office. Hey, y'all might

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Speaker 1: call it. Ay, y'all might call it a halfway house.

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Speaker 1: Wherever you want to call it, is still a house though, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I understand, Yeah, we can't. I can't. I'm sorry, I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't send anyone over to a halfway house, sir.

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Speaker 1: It's not a place that feels comfortable or safe. But look,

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Speaker 1: I know you say, don't feel comfortable or whatever. But

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Speaker 1: they got like armed security guards gonna wash the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Like if I get outlined, they'll shoot me in the face,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like, they don't play around

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Speaker 1: like they'll shooting. I can't. There's just no way that

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Speaker 1: with having guns in the massage room, then anybody's gonna

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Speaker 1: feel safe. Hey. Look, I didn't even do anything bad

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Speaker 1: to be in here, Like, I'm not guilty anyway, So

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Speaker 1: I'm in't here on like some parking tickets. You know,

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Speaker 1: come on, You're not in a halfway house for tickets. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I am, Like I am paying like four tickets, and

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Speaker 1: now they arrested you for that, like they'll put you

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Speaker 1: in a halfway house. Yeah, no, fort No one gets

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Speaker 1: arrested for four tickets. Hey, whizz, the last time you

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Speaker 1: didn't pay a parking ticket? I don't think. Yeah, see

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Speaker 1: that's what I mean. Like, hey, hey, try not paying

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Speaker 1: four of them. All right, you'll be in a halfway

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Speaker 1: house like real quick. I would never do that, Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't. I didn't pay four parking tickets. They

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Speaker 1: bust down my door six in the morning, right, han't

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Speaker 1: cuffed me, put me in jail, and now I'm in

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Speaker 1: this halfway house. Yes, I understand. Yeah, we can't. I can't.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can't. I can't send anyone over to

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Speaker 1: a halfway house, sir. It's hey, hey, before you go, like,

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Speaker 1: I just need to say, like I thought, it was

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Speaker 1: like a pleasure speaking with you. Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I wish you all kinds of luck in all like

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Speaker 1: the future bullshit that you do you know what I mean? Hey?

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Speaker 1: You just do you? You know like you just do you? Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, thank you? And when he when I finally

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Speaker 1: can like you know, come in and get a massage

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Speaker 1: at your place. I'll be in there and then like

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Speaker 1: we could meet in person and then you could rub

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Speaker 1: me down and like we could kick it. Uh what

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Speaker 1: if you just come visiting hours and just talk to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm not comfortable with a hey, hey, don't hang up,

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Speaker 1: don't hang up? No, no, hey, Like this is the

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Speaker 1: only call I get all week. I just need somebody

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Speaker 1: to talk to. Oh oh see, don't put that on me. Look, hey,

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Speaker 1: I just got like another forty five minutes and then

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Speaker 1: my phone time is done. Like, you just talk to

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Speaker 1: me for a little while. What's your favorite fruit? Is

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Speaker 1: there someone else that you can talk to? Mine is

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Speaker 1: a peach? Because it kind of looks like an ass.

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Speaker 1: That's disgusting. I have another appointment, so I really need

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Speaker 1: to go. All right, Well, hey, before you go, I

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Speaker 1: gotta let you know one more thing that this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. That's the only thing I gotta

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Speaker 1: tell you one. That's the only thing I gotta tell you. Like,

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Speaker 1: I'll let you go whatever you do with your free time.

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Speaker 1: You just prank call people? Yeah, I do. How are you?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. I'm moving at the two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Really? Yeah, your friend

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Speaker 1: Jen set you up. She emailed us and said that

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Speaker 1: she just had foots injury and was bored and wanted

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Speaker 1: us to phone tap you so she could hear it

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Speaker 1: while she was recovering. Every much time on her hand

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Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, it sounds like it. A lot of

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Speaker 1: guys in there need massages. There are a lot of

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Speaker 1: dudes in there the new massages. Trust me. Yeah, I'll

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Speaker 1: get right over there. Wake up every morning with Jewel

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Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties two point five