1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,200 Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice, 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,799 Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:14,960 Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d u y away on 5 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:21,160 Speaker 1: the twenties me, I'm moving. Hello, Hi, I was looking 6 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:24,480 Speaker 1: for Ivy's mother. You've got her. Well, my name is 7 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 1: Seth McElroy. Did Ivy tell you that I might be calling? 8 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 1: You mentioned that someone was calling about hiring her for 9 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: a job, or meeting permission because of her age or something. 10 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:37,160 Speaker 1: That's correct. Um, it's pretty exciting. I wanted to hire 11 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:42,320 Speaker 1: your daughter to be my surrogate. Oh, I'm sorry, it's 12 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:47,159 Speaker 1: what I misspoke. I apologize. I met our surrogate. My 13 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,480 Speaker 1: wife and I can't conceive, and we think Ivy would 14 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: be a perfect candidate. Wait, wait a second, you're you're 15 00:00:54,560 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 1: saying like a surrogate, like have a child? Yes, okay, wait, 16 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 1: I must not have understood what you guys were talking about. 17 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,399 Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, we sat down had a long 18 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:10,000 Speaker 1: conversation about it. She's in I just need your permission, 19 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:15,440 Speaker 1: you know. Okay, you do understand that we're talking about 20 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: a little girl here well, my little girl. Is it 21 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,479 Speaker 1: the money thing that you might be worried about, because 22 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: we're prepared to pay sixty thousand dollars a year. Not 23 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:28,399 Speaker 1: the money thing, you freak. Oh my god, this is 24 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 1: my daughter. She's I don't even know what kind of 25 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,559 Speaker 1: person decides that they're gonna have a seventeen year old 26 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 1: have a baby for them. It's a really good way 27 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 1: to make money, ma'am. Oh my god. I want your information, 28 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 1: and you leave my daughter alone. I don't know what 29 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:44,760 Speaker 1: the hell you think you're doing, but you don't go 30 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 1: running around town getting seventeen year old pregnant. We're not 31 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: going to do any of that weird in vitro kind 32 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: of thing. If that's what you're worried about. Now, you're 33 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 1: not going to do anything in vitro or otherwise, do 34 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 1: you hear me? Well, we thought we'd do a natural conception. 35 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 1: So I'm going to have to be with your daughter. 36 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: I'm not going to be with my daughter where he's 37 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,639 Speaker 1: talking about you three. The contract I have here says 38 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:10,639 Speaker 1: I have two months to try. I don't give a 39 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 1: dm what your contract says. It's not happening. If I 40 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,200 Speaker 1: can't do it, then my brother was similar, DNA, I'll 41 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: get to take a stab at it is happening my daughter. Ma'am, 42 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 1: you're getting so upset. I don't want you to think 43 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 1: about it as so much of your daughter getting pregnant. 44 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: Just think of it as me leasing her uterus. Oh 45 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 1: my god, you will not touch anything of my daughter 46 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 1: to let a loan her uterus. It's sort of like 47 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:39,359 Speaker 1: renting a property. Be arsted, sir. I'm sure this is illegal. 48 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 1: She's under age. Your daughter's excited about it. I don't 49 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 1: give a she's excited about She's seventeen years old. She 50 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 1: doesn't know any better. You know. If you're not gonna 51 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 1: help me out, I'm just gonna have to go ahead 52 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,360 Speaker 1: and forge your signature on this. Oh you're not forging 53 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,200 Speaker 1: a thing. I swear to God, I will come over 54 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 1: here and beat the shout with a baseball. Bad I 55 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: haven't even told you the best news about this whole thing. 56 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: You're going to jail. You're going to walk in jail, 57 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: you freak well. I was just going to tell you 58 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:11,079 Speaker 1: that it's a phone tap, so that's all. Like, shouldn't 59 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:15,120 Speaker 1: be too so so upset about it? What the talking about? 60 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning. 61 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,960 Speaker 1: I'm Moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap 62 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:25,079 Speaker 1: on you. Your daughter Ivy set you up. What It's 63 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,239 Speaker 1: a joke. She listened to our morning show and emailed 64 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 1: us and wanted to prank you. This is a joke. Yes, 65 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 1: don't be mad at me. Be mad at Ivy. She's 66 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 1: the one that emailed us and she's upstairs hiding in 67 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 1: her closet right now listening to this phone call. Oh 68 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 1: she better bed. No, why now you should go easy 69 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 1: on her. It was just a joke. No, she is 70 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: lucky that she's seventeen, because if she was eighteen, I 71 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 1: would be her wake up every morning with Jewel phone 72 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on twenties, Holy on Moving ninety two 73 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 1: point five.