WEBVTT - #459 Nikki's Weird Gift, Roasting Phish Fans & How To Have Fun At Concerts 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:07.600 The Nikki Glaser Podcast, Nick. 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:10.800 Glaser, here's Nicky. 0:00:11.200 --> 0:00:13.320 Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's Nicky 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:20.119 Glazer Podcast Special show today in studio. Best friend part 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:22.200 of the Girls Chat. You've heard her on the show 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:24.760 before when we've had like a I think it's when 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:27.400 we've done like the group ones from like girls Trip 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:32.960 Chat Chat weekends. Yeah, it's uh, it's Halla. Everyone you know, 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:37.720 where's Tala? Her name is not that, but it's Halla. 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:40.120 Her last name is Holly. So in high school we 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:44.800 called her Halla and then and then somehow it just 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:45.559 went to us. 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:49.920 Saying I was actually yesterday when I got into town, 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:54.720 I went upstairs to my old bedroom and found my 0:00:55.320 --> 0:01:00.520 yearbooks and someone I can't remember who signed it. I 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:02.320 don't even know how to say this sound. 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:05.400 Yeah, we usually do it a lot over the year, 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:07.520 but even though we don't know what that means. Yeah, 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:08.560 no we're not German. 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:11.280 But some random person from high school, like some guy, 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:13.160 I was like, I don't even know what this sound was, 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:15.760 basically just to say everyone called me that. 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:18.400 Yeah, even your nephews call you Halla because you were 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:20.640 telling some story on girls Chat and someone or not 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:22.240 even your throat. 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:25.760 Yeah, it was a friend's son, but he called yeah, yeah, 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:26.399 because it was. 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:29.160 Someone I know from college. My dad. 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:34.720 Yes, he still answers the phone. Hey, hey, spell it? 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:37.840 How do you officially? Great question? No, I think we 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:41.639 spell it h u L Yes, it is h u L. 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:44.880 I spell halla h O l l A because my 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:47.639 last name was Holly with an O, but somehow, Kirsten 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:49.680 and you spelt with an A. Anyway, let's get onto something. 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.920 Yeah, I guess we spell it with an A. Yeah. 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:58.000 But Holla is here everyone, she's in town. Brian's here, Hey, Brian, Hello, 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:03.640 And Noah's back as she was yesterday. Oho. No, what 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:05.400 I didn't even realize you were in New York. You 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:07.720 like told a story and girl's chat about being in 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:09.320 New York and I was like, what what is So 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:11.639 you've been there for a month at your dad's. 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:14.440 Yeah, because it's such a big thing to travel here, 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:16.560 and we wanted to show Toby off to the family. 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:20.520 But it's coming to end. We're going home soon. Okay, Wow, 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:21.240 how has that been. 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:25.400 It's kind of like being at home, except on the 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:26.840 weekends we get to see family. 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:29.280 Okay, so you never get a break. 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:34.760 Oh well, I mean, like Abby yeah, yeah, like Avey 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:36.680 will take Toby and stuff and give me a little 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:38.520 bit of a break. But yeah, pretty much is just 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:40.200 baby mode. 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.560 Baby mode. And does your dad work or you guys 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:43.480 like with him all day? 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:43.799 No? 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:44.960 No, he works. 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:46.960 He leaves early and comes home like in the evening. 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:48.120 So it's just basically the house. 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:51.680 Bill. Have a brush you gave me from your dad? 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:52.040 Oh? 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:54.160 Really? Yeah? He like it works? 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:57.799 Sounds weird? Were you making a like a Ouiji doll? 0:02:57.840 --> 0:03:01.920 What are those calls? 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:05.280 He like works for? What does he do? He works 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:09.200 for Moroccan oil. Yo. So she gave me a bunch 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:12.079 of products, including this brush, And like, I have a brush. 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:13.959 From your dad when I was making the Voodoo doll 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:14.880 to use his hair. 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:18.480 It's so weird. The brushes I use in my life 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:20.280 come from the weirdest places. I don't think I have 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:22.720 any brushes that I've bought myself. It's the one nos 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:24.600 dad gave me. I still use. That's the one I 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:27.720 used to like roll out, you know, and like blow 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:29.720 dry your hair to make it. You don't know, don't 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:31.920 nod like you fucking know? Well, I know you do it. 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.239 I've seen you yeah, or you like bed like you 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:37.560 roll it. Some people don't like. But hot roll I 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:39.160 don't even know what it's called. You just put the 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:40.720 hair drive close to it and you burn your hair 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:43.280 and you and that's when, when they're steam coming off 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:44.920 your hair, you know you're doing it right. And then 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:47.960 the other brush I have is from this weird guy 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:50.680 that came to my show in La years ago, and 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:53.520 it was at the meet and greet, and everyone who 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:55.080 was it he made to the end of the line, 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:57.160 which is what weirdos always do because they want extra 0:03:57.200 --> 0:04:00.880 time with you, and they not every weirdo. Some he 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:02.880 brought he had a bag of things to give me 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:04.720 and they were all like secondhand things. There were some 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:07.920 jeans that had like like you know, they're like two 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:10.040 thousand and eight jeans with like and they were used. 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:12.120 He had a pair of girls jeans that he got 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:13.920 it like goodwill. He gave those. He was just a 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:15.480 crazy person, and I was like, oh my gosh, thank 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:17.040 you so much, you know, like just being nice. But 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:19.200 the brush stuck. But when he reached his bag before 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:22.600 he started pulling out all these different things, we've literally 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:25.839 thought he was gonna kill me. Like I remember, everyone 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:29.880 kind of like did like I remember Matt, my tour manager, 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:32.760 was watching like and kind of freaking out, like do 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:34.960 I tackle this guy right now because we don't. He's 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:36.760 really searching his bag a really long time. We don't 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:38.240 know what he's about to pull out, but he had 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:41.279 something for you. It's like the way someone would before 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:42.919 they kill you. They're like, and I have one last 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:44.600 thing for you. Yeah, oh I can't find it. 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:45.080 Boom. 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:47.240 You know, Like that's the weirdest thing that's happened at 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:48.160 a meet and. 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:53.159 Greet, probably not like I think I've had beyond like 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:54.159 random fondles. 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:55.960 Yeah, there's random fondles. 0:04:56.440 --> 0:05:01.680 I think there's been at movie on. 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:05.599 On Netflix, just clusters of fondles. There's been. Yeah, there's 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:08.400 just been like uncomfortable moments of like someone asking me 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:10.200 to do something and I just go no, And then 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:12.240 it gets kind of weird because they asked me for 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:16.560 a video, or they asked me for uh, let's can 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:18.600 I do that? Can I simulate like I'm going down 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:20.720 on you like they did? They think it's gonna be funny, 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:23.680 Oh my god, you know, or like will you get 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.560 on your knees and can I lift you up? Just 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:27.120 stuff like that that I'm just like, I just don't 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:29.120 feel like being touched in that way right now, or 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:38.080 you know, or but people have some lot, can we 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:41.240 do something funny? And I go, I'm out. I don't 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:43.320 have any more funny. I yeah, I just performed for 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:46.200 an hour. I'm tired. You just actually go get out. 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:49.080 Give me a hairbrush. So this guy gave me a 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:51.440 hair brush, and everyone after the show was like, don't 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:53.520 use that. But it wasn't used. It didn't have a 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:55.279 tag on anything, but it wasn't It didn't have any 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:57.000 hair in it. You can clearly see if a brush 0:05:57.120 --> 0:06:00.640 is used. And he gave me an all this trash 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:02.279 he gave me, gave me like a coloring book that 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:05.159 was half colored, and like an old map, and like 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:07.640 some rosary beads, and an old pair of jeans, and 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:10.240 then he gave me this hair brush. I still use it. 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:12.600 And this was three and a half years ago. It 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:15.760 was the best brush I've ever had. And everyone goes, 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:18.080 you should throw that out, and I'm like, no, it's 0:06:18.640 --> 0:06:21.560 unless there's actual unless I can see that it's been used. 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:23.359 I'm gonna it's kind of a good brush. And that 0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:25.800 is the brush I use every single day, including the 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:28.640 one that Noah's dad gave me, Like I can't use brushes. 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:31.240 I never intentionally have bought a brush for myself and 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:33.800 and used it and then I use it. But yeah, 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:38.360 so uh oh what was again? Oh so you came 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:39.640 into town? Yeah? 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:43.760 Well I was gonna say, like, this guy was for 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:45.000 sure at the show last night? 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:49.839 He sound rush. Oh yeah when I came in yeah 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:50.360 to go. 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:54.320 See the fish concert, and this guy was definitely a 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:57.000 fish fan. This sounds like a fish fan. Wait, can 0:06:57.080 --> 0:06:58.200 I go back really quick? 0:06:58.320 --> 0:06:58.680 Noah? 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:01.080 Do you have tons of family in New York? Are 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:04.040 you just like inundated with God? Thank God, this dog 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:05.400 came to sit in my lap. This is all I 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:09.680 wanted to know. Yeah, so on the weekend, you're like 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:12.240 seeing family? Do you have so many family members in 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.960 New York who didn't want to see you? 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:17.680 Don't have like a big family. But the family that 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:21.360 I do have here is like family that we enjoy 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:22.320 spending time with. 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:29.400 Yeah, got it fired? Yeah? Oh so that that implies 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:32.160 that there's some family you don't like spending time what 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:36.480 she did not say that? She didn't say that. I 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:42.440 said that, Yeah, I holla's in town. She lives in Arkansas, 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:44.720 but she's in town to go see Fish because her 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:46.760 husband's a huge Fish fan and they they go to 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:48.840 concerts all the time. Yeah, we go to a lot 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:50.120 of shows. 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:55.120 And we came in for this and last night we 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:57.720 went with Nicky and Chris and there was a lot 0:07:57.720 --> 0:08:00.880 of good content. Had I thought that the people watching 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:02.720 would be great, But we were in a box. 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:06.640 Yeah, so kind of boxes are amazing, Like they're amazing, 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:09.080 but you are not at the concent We were not. 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:12.840 I know that I've said this before about Taylor Swift 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:15.320 Box when we were there for in Chicago. I I 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:17.480 didn't like. I was like, this isn't the constant. No, 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:20.640 we did not have an experience, but I was happy 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:23.680 being a box at Fish because I don't care about Fish. Well, 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:27.000 so I was okay with like not I don't care 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:27.760 about Fish either. 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:30.520 But I think tonight is going to be like on 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:32.920 a skit on a fun Factor Tonight, I have a 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:33.360 lot of fun. 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:36.040 I'll get dance. I was wanting to make in the 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:38.280 crowd last night, though I would have been into Fish 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:40.280 and like, I probably would have been more sold on 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:42.320 the whole experience had I been in the crowd because 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:42.800 it's like. 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:44.920 The whole point of a Fish concert is to emerge 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:47.120 myself in the community, smoke a bunch of weed and 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:50.600 danced to repetitive music for seventeen hours exactly. 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:54.440 And it was pretty funny too, because one of Nikki's 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:57.520 first comments was like, our Fish fans notorious for just 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:58.160 not having. 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:01.240 Rhythm, like the dancing. It's I'm one person with rhythm 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:03.680 that's going to that. Even the band wasn't on beat, 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:07.800 like there didn't seem to be rhythm. And no, obviously 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:11.640 the band was incredible, but they uh yeah, no one 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:14.720 in the crowd seemed to be moving in sync with 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:18.560 anything except it's just a flails. Just a flail. Yeah, 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:22.640 it's a flail. It's a rocking, it's a it's like 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:26.040 some people seem to be having the dts. Uh. It 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:29.480 was just a lot of shaking and flailing and but 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:31.560 it's free. And I was like, oh, this is Taylor, 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:34.079 this is Aerostor, this is Taylor Swift. 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.240 Ye for I sent you that meme that said like 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:37.839 Taylor Swift is a jam band. 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:41.720 Oh yeah, that's right. I mean it's in the way 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:45.600 that I feel to my ears, it all sounds the same. 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.280 And I know people say that about Taylor Swift. These 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:52.280 people seem to they all try to dress the same. 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:54.600 They they dress up in their own way for it. 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:59.920 They all no one, No one's feet were covered at 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.920 the show. No, I was more barefoot the better. I 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:06.040 wore like a slight heel and it was. I felt 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:08.840 like I was dressed for the met gala, Like I 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:11.400 wore tight jeans and a slight heel and like a 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:14.319 fitted top, and it was. I felt so ridiculous. I 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:16.280 felt like I was like, looked like I was going 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:17.360 to get married. 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:20.200 Actually, compared to about that guy who gave you the 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:22.880 brush wasn't at the show because brushes aren't allowed. 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:25.160 No, if you brush your hair, you can't be there 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:28.600 there it was. It was really as much as I 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:31.240 felt overdressed, I didn't feel judged or anything for not 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:33.960 being like a true fish fan like I didn't feel 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:35.880 I think I've been doing enough eras shows that I 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:38.280 just feel like the way I feel when people don't 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:40.040 seem to be dressed for the occasion. I was just like, 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:43.040 I'm just happy that person's here. They're gonna like absorb. 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:46.240 Some of the wish thing is everyone's just happy and 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:47.600 welcoming and that's. 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:48.480 The whole you. 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:49.680 Have you been to a fish show? 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:50.160 No? 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:53.120 Never, But are there a fish friend. 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:55.480 I have a fish friend who has I've sat down 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:57.920 and watched fish concerts live stream with him. 0:10:57.840 --> 0:10:59.920 And they live stream every single show. 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:02.800 Yeah, yeah, so I just know the vibe, but I've 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:03.439 never gone. 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:08.720 Is there a band that you've been to like multiple concerts? 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:13.280 Well, I've seen John Williams at the Hollywood Bowl six 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:15.400 years in a row, but I'm gonna stop going. 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:18.640 John Williams. He's a music composer. 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:22.440 He composed a lot of like, uh, really popular movies 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:24.560 like Jaws and Star Wars and Harry Potter. 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:27.480 Oh, and he plays with a symphony. 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:30.520 Yeah, I mean he his orchestra plays and they usually 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:32.760 play clips over and it's usually a really big deal. 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:36.240 And it's happening every year since like I don't know, 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:38.320 it's been happening for like fifty years every year at 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:39.160 the Hollywood Bowl. 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:43.840 Are you guys called willies? What are fans of John Williams? 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:46.160 Yeah, we're called the Yeah, we're called Willies. There's big 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:47.280 Willies and little Willies. 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:49.880 I asked last night, like, what are fish fans called? 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:52.240 And they looked like I was fucking. They were like, 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:55.840 what what is it? What do you call yourselves? And 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:58.000 they were like and then someone goes like the way 0:11:58.080 --> 0:11:59.880 Taylor Swift fans called themselves Swifties and they were like, 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:02.079 we don't have that. I go, or the Grateful Dead 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:06.120 calls themselves deadheads and then it's like, oh, yeah, I 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:07.840 know what you mean. Now it's like, no, it's not 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:11.320 a dumb thing to call people something. The Deadheads do 0:12:11.360 --> 0:12:15.520 it right, fish And I really think there's the fans 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:17.920 and I go, no, that's that's okay in writing, but 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:19.440 like you can't say to each other like are you 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:22.760 a fan? Like but I think that's what Sam say 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:27.080 the like, I just why wouldn't you give yourselves a 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:30.520 fun name like fishies? I don't know, Holla. Last night 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:32.560 we took a picture and in the picture, like I 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:34.959 sent to the girls chat, and her stomach was kind 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:37.559 of like out like you you looked like you had 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:41.719 like eaten dinner, which you did, and you were like, guys, announcement, 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:44.959 I'm pregnant. And in the fish community we call it 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:47.160 I'm having a guppy. 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:52.480 Sognant little duppy. 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:55.200 Love that you guys went to terror tacos. 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:57.440 Oh, yeah, we went to terror talk I know. 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:59.120 I said Noah would be loving this. 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:01.720 It was a they did. It was a horror the 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:05.320 horror movie themed taco Vegan taco joint. Yeah. They had 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:08.880 and metal and they had metal music playing. Yes, so 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:11.960 it was metal music. I instantly had to put earplugs 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:13.080 in as soon as we walked in. 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:14.480 That I was. 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:18.440 Because everyone at the table screaming like we're at a concert, 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:20.240 and I'm like, why are we here when we're about 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:22.480 to go to a concert and scream over loud music. 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:24.960 It was just like it was a little much for me. 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:29.080 But and they're playing like horror movies on TVs. It 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:33.120 was delicious, by the way, tearor tacos shout out delicious food. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:36.480 The decor is just like horror themed. Like there's posters 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:38.760 up and it's all black black paint on the walls 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:42.080 with like red streaks. Get rid of the cobwebs. There's 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:44.839 like fake cobwebs everywhere. Even though you know they're fake, 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:48.560 you can't in your brain separate cobwebs from being it 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:51.160 means dirty. Good point. I'm still I'm observant. I did 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:53.439 not even know there were cob webs everywhere. I didn't 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:56.920 even know. Oh my god, it was covering all the walls. Interesting. Yeah, 0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:59.400 but it was really delicious and I'll I can't wait 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:01.120 to go there again. Was so freaking good. 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:05.160 God, the food's good. Otherwise it would just be like insane. Yeah, 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:08.680 all this niche bullshit around. 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:10.600 Yeah, I was for sure going to be hit or 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:13.800 miss it was, but like we had to try. 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:18.199 It, Beyonce not it's it's probably a negative three for ambience. 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:20.280 I would get takeout from there, but I don't think 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:22.760 I will ever eat there again, no offense, because it's 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:24.040 some some people would. 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:26.880 Love that vibe for the music. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:31.120 I just I would. For me for a restaurant, like, 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:35.240 ambiance is probably more important than the food, like a 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:38.920 good patio or a good well wyat setting with good 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:42.160 lighting and like, like if the food was just fine, 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:44.280 I would rather go. If the food was terrible, no, 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:46.440 but if it's fine, I would rather that than like, 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:52.040 great food in a place that feels like a shitty 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:53.120 music venue bathroom. 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:55.560 Disagree, And this is this is a this is not 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:59.200 a fight, but like a different opinion. It's the difference 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:02.280 of opinion between me and my wife ally, she loves ambiance. 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:05.520 I love food. I would like I would like go 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:07.400 to the Soup Nazi. Like the Soup Nazi is like 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:10.080 my ideal place. It's just only the food is good. 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:11.320 And if the food is good. 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:14.280 I will walk over a bed of nails to get it. 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:15.240 I don't care. 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:20.320 I just get takeout. I don't want to sit. Sure, 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:23.520 it's fine, my food can be ruined if I'm like, 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:27.040 if there's it's too loud, or it just feels dirty, 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:31.160 or you feel like the staff doesn't like you, oh yeah, 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:33.280 and that they're annoyed that you're there, which I get it, 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:35.400 because you're not getting paid enough and it is annoying. 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:36.880 Like I used to work at a restaurant. When people 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:40.280 would walk in, I'd go no, And I remember you 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:42.680 being like, why are you mad? We have customers, Like 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:44.560 that's how you make money. I'd be like, I don't care, 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:49.880 I just hate them. And it doesn't Yeah, you go away. 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:52.840 I was. I was, I was a waitress. I was like, 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:55.480 the only way I've made money was from a customers. 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:57.840 I wasn't even I'm like in an hour leads. 0:15:57.600 --> 0:16:00.880 You know, I a closed to close? 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:05.080 Oh god, yeah, that's the worst I will say these 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:09.480 places like closing fifteen minutes early before it says closed 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:10.320 on Google. 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:13.280 Fuck that man, Well I used to do. I used 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:13.880 to work at Delhi. 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:17.040 I worked at Delhi for seven years, and we'd close 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:19.520 at nine and I would literally lock the front door 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:23.280 at eight, and then what I have locked the front 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:26.320 door at eight and I would just start cleaning and 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:28.800 then if people knock on there, they would get so mad. 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:30.880 But I just was like, I don't care. 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:31.640 I should judge this. 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:33.480 This was this would have been like your dream you 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:34.760 had a key to that place, if you had a 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:36.120 key to well, I would never do that. 0:16:36.160 --> 0:16:37.479 I couldn't do that to people. 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:39.520 Even though you hadn't grown when they came in. 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:41.880 No, here's what I would do. So last night, our 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:44.520 food did take a long time because this place was packed. 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:47.280 But it did takes a really long time. Yeah, there 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:49.400 was also I don't know if she's a bestie. 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:51.240 Oh but she was, now who liked you? 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:57.520 She was a nikki? Yeah but maybe she So our 0:16:57.560 --> 0:16:59.640 food was taking a while because it was such a 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:02.120 popular place when we were there at like on Taco Tuesday, 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:03.720 so it was like I think they had an extra 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:09.160 large crowd. But no communication about like, hey, it's gonna 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:12.000 take a while, like right if anything, they they pulled 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:14.080 so they had QR codes on the menu, and you like, 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:16.040 I like places where you order on your phone and 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:17.600 you pay on your phone and then it's just sent 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:18.879 in and you don't have to deal with anyone. They 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:21.119 just bring your food. Fucking love it. Great. Great, I 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:24.119 don't care. That's a great system. But then right before 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:26.600 we submitted our order, they grabbed our QR codes and said, 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:29.120 we can't do these anymore. We're doing real menus because 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:30.800 we need like we're getting too many orders, and so 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:32.359 I was like, that's not a good sign. I placed 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:35.800 the order, we're waiting, and it's like thirty five minutes 0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:38.600 we've been waiting, and that's when I started feeling like 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:41.960 there's no communication about like hey, sorry, the and I'm 0:17:41.960 --> 0:17:44.840 looking around at tables. I can tell you I when 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:49.440 I walk into a restaurant, I look immediately at who's 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:51.800 gotten their food so far? Who am I competing with, 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:53.760 who just got sat? Who's order? Do I need to 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:56.600 get in before their's Like I always tell my table like, 0:17:56.600 --> 0:18:00.320 hey listen, guys, sorry, but let's like order, like instead 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:01.960 of getting drinks, and then they come back like, let's 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:03.760 order the food with the drinks we can get in before. 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:05.760