WEBVTT - #17: The UBER Driver Who Shared Too Much Information 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:02.280 I don't have headphones. I can't hear what's going on? Well, 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:05.440 so on the Brody and Scary Podcast. After a headphone 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:11.000 Scary Scary Brodie, that plays you paid Kathleen how much 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:14.720 money to do that? Whatever? Hit the jingle start dot up? 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:23.840 Start up, Brooklyn Boy, start up, Brooklyn buys data. They're 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:30.080 making noise data dot up. We're starting. We're starting the 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:34.400 number seventeen. About that. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I'm 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:38.280 Scary Jones. That's David Brody. Yeah, and uh, what do 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:40.840 we got going on? Man? I mean it's been a minute. 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:44.120 It's been a minute. I got a long list, you 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:46.559 know what. I'm actually overloaded this week too, with so 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:48.600 much I want to talk about. By the way, shout 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:50.720 out to all of our listeners who are like, where's 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:54.080 the podcast? What's going on? I feel wanted for a change. Yeah, 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:56.920 you know what. Oh, speaking of wanted, I gotta get 0:00:56.920 --> 0:01:00.600 my laptop. Why because there's a there's an itu UNEs review, 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:05.400 you know what. I'll I don't think I ever had 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:09.639 a girlfriend that wanted me so much in my life. 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:13.040 I mean, some of people are texting in the podcast 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:15.400 is not up. It's Thursday. People are tweeting at us, 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:19.319 people are texting us Elvis de Ran Show. I honestly 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:22.920 feel like we like people like this is something that 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:25.120 might be around for a while. As long as we 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:29.080 don't get sick of each other. You can always get 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:31.800 in touch with us. The Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:35.280 dot com. Big surprise the iTunes on this computer. It 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:37.840 wants to download a new iTunes. I get excited when 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:40.440 I see a new download for an app though on 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:43.119 my phone, for like, oh my god, they're gonna update 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:46.600 Instagram today. Oh Twitter needs an update. And then all 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:49.760 it says in the description line is fixing bugs, and 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:52.720 you know, silly things like that, like I don't want 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:56.440 to bug fix. I want to actually new functionality. Like 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:59.400 the day that Twitter came out with doubling the amount 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:02.160 that you could put in a tweet. That's an update, 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:05.920 not bug fix. Give me a break. So a lot 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:08.120 of them are like these guys are funny, love Brodie's rand, 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:11.120 Scary's hysterical. Here's my here's my favorite, at least of 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:14.400 the thirties. So I read last night. It's from Rob 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:18.160 left his wife two years ago. That's the account. That's 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:21.119 the name of the account now at first it sounds offensive, 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:23.560 but then it's so us Ready here's the review. These 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:26.200 two jerkoffs made me piss my pants while driving home. 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:29.080 I also spit out my beer while laughing. Did you 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:30.919 know the windshow wipe is don't work on the inside 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:33.280 of the car? True story. Keep up the great work, boys. 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:35.639 So Rob left his wife two years ago and now 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:40.680 he has us two jerkoffs. They're funny, so cool. Thank you. 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:44.000 Rob left his wife two years ago. Thanks, that's your 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:47.239 friend Rob. No, that's not Nope, your friend Rob left 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:49.640 his wife two years ago. We talked about this on 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:54.120 the Fifteen Minute Morning Show. That's definitely your buddy, Rob, 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:56.960 that's your friend. I'd like to think that was just 0:02:57.000 --> 0:03:01.000 some listener. That's the guy. You just realizing this now 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:06.400 on this dude, you're not really his friend. On a 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:12.400 previous podcast job on the fifteen Minute Morning Show, Brodie 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:14.959 had his buddy Rob in studio with us. It was 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:17.200 on the Bald to Brody in the room on the 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:21.320 podcast live that this guy Rob left his wife two 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:23.760 years ago, and Brody was because he's not a great 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:26.880 friend of his found out that hold on, he found 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:30.120 out that he's that he left his wife on the 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:32.360 podcast because oh my god, I know that no idea 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:35.160 about that, and Rob goes, that's because we haven't spoken 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:39.040 it all this time. We've been out of touch. Anyway, Now, Brodie, 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:42.600 you're reading a review from iTunes from a guy named 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:45.280 Rob left his wife two years ago. And it takes 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:48.080 me to point out that that is your friend Rob 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:51.680 submitting that review. Yes, I'm a bit well, there's lots 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:54.480 of other reviews on iTunes that like us. Anyway, Thanks, 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:58.360 thanks Rob, my friend of forever. Alright, very good. Did 0:03:58.360 --> 0:03:59.480 you really not know that was how? I didn't know 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:03.040 that was him? Does it not his language? And it 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:05.880 says I didn't read the name until just now. Alright. 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:07.640 So here's a couple of things that on my list 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:09.200 of things I want to do today. I have a 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:12.040 couple of rants, no kidding. I want to bitch to 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:15.960 you about um a guest that you turned down. I 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:19.520 want to I want a bitch about a celebrity scandal 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:24.440 uh as far as um the sexual h predators and stuff. 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:27.240 There's a celebrity I'm particularly upset about going on. You 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:29.960 want a sexual predator as a guest On the unrelated 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:31.960 I have one of those. I'm talking to him right now. No, 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:35.039 I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about a celebrity 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:38.279 that's been in the news a lot lately for inappropriately 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:40.240 doing things. And you know, but the way that you 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:43.360 said that said that I didn't want no, No, no, 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:44.640 I did. I said, you said no to a guest. 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:46.560 I said, then I want to talk about another guy, different, 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:48.719 different guy. But I'm not I'm upset with him for 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:51.839 a different reason. Just clarifying that those are two different people. 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:53.960 Brody did not want the sexual predator on the show. No, 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:56.760 I did not. I've got unused jokes and I've got 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.800 intern resumes I want to read. Give me that mail 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:01.520 time on stage all right. By the way, we're in 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:03.440 that studio again where I have to push all the buttons, right. 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:05.120 I don't like this. I don't like to shut up 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:07.400 at all. Not that you're bad at pushing buttons. I 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:10.279 just when you push my buttons, every chance again to 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:12.200 hold on. But but I like to be the one 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:15.080 at the board because that's where I feel most at home. Yeah, 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:21.640 all right, here we go. Ready, Yeah, that sounds like 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:27.200 it's mail time. Welcome, you've got mail? All right? We 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:31.960 got an email from co matics. DJ Cole says, this person, uh, hey, 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.760 brody and scary. Sorry, that's the only way it should 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:37.440 be listed, because I like things alphabetical and they're in 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:41.159 a list. Okay, great, thank you. I find myself doing 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:46.840 it subconsciously anyway. Um I um, I'm from Alabama and 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:48.560 I've never been to New York, so when it comes 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:55.640 to Brooklyn, I don't relate. Um and uh, but Brooklyn 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:59.640 seems like a great place. I found myself correcting people's grammar. 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:03.560 Like you guys, I feel one of us. Yeah, I 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:05.800 correct people's grammar two sometimes, and I'm sure you're gonna 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:07.880 correct some grammar on some resumes coming up. Oh yeah. 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:10.320 And I find it doing my doing it more now 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:15.080 that I'm listening. Thank you Brodie especially. Oh uh. It 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:18.600 gets me crazy when people say the c m A 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:24.479 Awards Hello, it's them as them the Country Music Award. 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:26.080 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. What's this 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:29.920 person's name? D J Cole? Okay, DJ Cole, Uh, First 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:33.160 of all, First of all, DJ Cole, love that you 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:38.000 wrote email, love that you love our grammar correcting. But um, 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:40.520 we have a rule when it comes to correcting. Rule 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:45.320 number one, right, the problem is much like when we 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:47.760 say a t M, don't say ATM machine because it 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:50.400 stands for automatic teller machine. When someone says, what's the 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:54.000 VIN on your car, you don't say number number, vehicle 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:57.640 identification number, and you'd be saying vehicle identification number number, right, 0:06:57.760 --> 0:06:59.880 And I see you unit, it's the I see you 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.840 the intensive care unit unit. Right. You wouldn't say intensive 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:04.960 care unit units, so you wouldn't say I see you unit. 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:07.120 So he what what he's trying to hear what he's 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:08.800 thinking about it? But he's thinking about it. But I 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:11.480 think he's here's where. Here's where you're wrong. I think 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:14.240 may may have changed it years ago, but it's now 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:18.600 the Country Music Association Awards. It legitimately is the c 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:20.760 m A Awards. In fact, they call it the c 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:23.080 m A Awards because it is the c m A Awards. 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:25.560 It's like it's like the NBA Awards. The A is 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:28.240 for not for awards, it's for something completely different, rights 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:32.600 association association. So in this case, the the example that 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:37.720 you're citing, call c m A Awards is right, is right. 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:40.960 You're saying it's wrong. It's right, it's not wrong. You're 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:42.880 wrong about being right. If you would have said v 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:46.920 m A Awards the Video Music Awards, and you wouldn't 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:49.960 say Video Music Awards Awards, so you'd be correcting that person. 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:53.440 So it looks like we're correcting call. So we're correcting 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:57.440 the correction correct. It could be Iran. It is ironic, 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:01.680 don't you think? Yes? Okay on, but you know half 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:03.600 a point for call for tea. At least you tried 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:05.560 to call call people. Try. You took the shot. You 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:09.280 had a break, but you took the shot. Lindsay McMahon writes, hey, 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:11.840 brooken boys in out of inevitably one of your names 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:14.320 will be typed in this email before the other. However, 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:16.120 that doesn't mean I like one of you more than 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:17.720 the other. Anyway. I want to shoot you guys an 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:19.320 email and let you know how much I love your podcast. 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:22.400 Whose name that she put first names a minute. I 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:24.640 have to be honest. When I first started listening to 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:28.360 the loud, emphatic bickering, I could leave me. I could 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:33.160 legitimately feel my BPM increase. That would be her blood pressure, 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:36.680 by the way, she did not say bpm per minutes exactly. 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:39.800 I gave it a chance, however, and I'm glad that 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:44.200 I did. You're both hilarious and in very different ways. Brodie, 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:47.280 you and I share fuck you. You and I share 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:50.959 a love of grammar and a vexation for those who 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:55.240 are incapable of probably properly preventing it like I get 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:58.680 in that sentence. That was an ironic moment. With that said, 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:01.320 I'm pretty sure I heard sip ashtin mannis Galco say 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:04.600 he has a six month year old baby. He did 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:09.199 say if you got that too, I'm damn near positive 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:11.520 if you wanted to correct him. Thanks for making me laugh. 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:14.800 Scary and Brody, Wow, I can't wait to hear more. 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:18.280 That's you change what she said. A couple of things. 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:21.600 People also say one years old. It's one year old. Also, 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:23.880 when you have twins, we know you have two twins. 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:26.120 That's why they're twins. You don't have to say two twins. 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.440 That's redundant. Okay. By the way, give out the email 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:32.280 address because it's texting. The Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:34.640 dot com. We couldn't make it any longer, we would have. Yeah, 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:36.679 So the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. And 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:41.319 one final one from hiro Glyphics J A. I. R. 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:43.960 O glyphics on work. This is only funny if they 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:46.160 actually wrote the email on hieroglyphics. That would have been 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:49.679 if his name is Hiro. This comes to us from Hieroglyphics, 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:54.600 Bird Rocks Sun. Thanks, Hey Fellas, just wanted to say, 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:57.400 but the subject is A big fan in San Diego. 0:09:57.920 --> 0:09:59.959 Hey Fellas, wanted to say thanks for taking a time 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.360 to create such an amazing podcast. I moved to Cali 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:05.080 from the Tri State area. I listened to The Big Show, 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:08.240 The Fifteen Minute Morning Show, and your podcast on iHeart Radio. 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:10.719 You guys are amazing at what you do, scary, You're 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:13.000 very entertaining and have the gift of gab. Save the 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:15.200 best for list and Brody. Your rants give me life. 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:18.439 And you're a comedy genius. You're witty and quick with 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:23.559 the jokes you've you have me dying laughing at work. Wow, 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:26.040 you guys always make me smile. I look forward to 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:30.280 every new episode. Also have my other coworker listening to 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:34.200 you guys. We got another one, another one. I'm always 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:36.679 going on and on about you all. Keep up the 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:39.960 great work. Broken boys. A big fan from Sunny San 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:42.719 Diego Hiero Glyphics. But I have a question. When you 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:46.040 said that this person was dying laughing, you paused. Did 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:48.880 they put a comma after dying that They did not. 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:52.160 They said, you have me dying laughing at work? You right, 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:55.000 you have me, you have me dying laughing at work. 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:59.000 Well they did. They did say dying lefting at work. Period. 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:02.199 No space low case. You guys always make me smile. 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:04.800 That's okay. You know what, you cannot capitalize if it's 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:06.679 a compliment. But that's a rule. Well that's what I 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:09.199 got for the week. Please email us. We do read 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:11.920 the The Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. Let's 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:17.400 talk celebrities for a minute. So in the news, Kevin Spacey. Look, 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:19.839 a lot of problems with Kevin Spacey. He's done some 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:22.880 terrible things, allegedly, he hasn't denied them. We all know 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:26.240 the story about Kevin Spacey. Great actor, He's had some 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:28.800 He's been a lot of trouble. That's That's not what 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:30.679 I'm most upset abou Well, I am most upset, But 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:33.760 here's what I am secondarily upset about. Now. You know, 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:36.160 in the New York papers there's a crime section, right, 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:38.800 and in the crime section they show a picture of 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:42.880 like criminals like, oh, of course, this guy robbed a bank, 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:46.079 this guy muggden old lady. And inevitably, what do we 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:48.440 always see? Most of them are wearing what a Yankee 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.199 Yankee cat. So when they do when they do the 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:52.080 purple walk, the purple walk is when they're walking from 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:54.480 the police car to the station house. Usually the you know, 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:58.079 the media captures them and they're in handcuffs and or 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:00.160 they're being led out of their house in handcuffs. Ever 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:03.000 it is, they always are wearing a Yankee hat, right, 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:05.280 and so scary and eye is Mets fans. You know, 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:07.280 if you're not familiar with baseball, Mets and Yankees are 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:09.000 both in New York and is a levelry. So we're 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:13.400 like another criminal wearing Yankee laughing Brody at one point 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:16.160 in the old studio he had an entire wall of 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:19.199 fame of this every time, every time, every time that 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:21.880 somebody would be caught, he would literally cut it out 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:24.760 of the paper and posted like posted on the walls 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:28.600 like another purpose, another criminal being let out in handcuffs 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:31.000 in a Yankee hat. Right. So my theory was Yankee 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:33.040 fans of criminals, because that's as a Met fan, I 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:35.400 would say that I'm looking. I'm looking at the New 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:38.280 York Post, but but not today, a few days ago 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:41.160 by Kevin space Yeah, it's a there's a picture of 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:43.160 Kevin Spacey. You know this is going and you know 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:46.000 the New York Post, by the way, would miss no 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:49.240 opportunity to rip anyone in Hollywood that they can. Uh, 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:51.600 they're ripping Kevin Spacey. And I'm fine with that. He's 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:55.360 he's but he has my problem. It's Kevin Spacey walking 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:58.839 down the street and he's wearing a Mets hat. So 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:00.800 somewhere there's a Yankee and go and see. I told 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:07.439 you all met fans of purvs. So that upset um. 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:10.920 But that's not that's the celebrity I want to talk about. Okay, 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:13.640 Who is the celebrity you really wanted to talk about? Okay? So, 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:16.120 from time to time is one of the executive producers 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:18.480 of the elvistra In Morning show. I get pr firms 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:20.040 emailing me saying, do you want to have this person 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:21.880 on the show? That person in the show. Now, I 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:23.920 don't book the guests anymore on the show. Nate does. 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:26.280 So I voted him on to Ate and if they're 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:28.520 appropriate for the show, he'll book them if they're not 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.880 or if Elvis passes on the Big show. There's people 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:33.400 that I'll say, hey, we should have them on the show, 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:36.080 like you did with Sebastian man Scalco with the Fat Jewish. Right, 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:38.760 You're like, oh, with Jackie, I wanted I want you called. 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:40.920 You said, dude, we gotta have Jackie the joke man on, 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:43.480 like absolutely, And then I said, dude, we gotta have 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:45.840 Sebastian on. But you found him and you're like scary. 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:47.880 I got him with him and I said, Brody, we 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:49.800 have to have the Fat Jewish on. And then we 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:53.640 got the beat of collaboration. I got an email. I 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:55.000 want to have this guy on. He as a new 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:58.280 book out. I think he's hilarious. He's a sports fan. 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:00.360 He even though he's not a New Yorker, he sounds 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:03.760 like in New York. He's got the vibe. He's got 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:06.280 a Brooklyn vibe. I think he's from I think he's 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:07.679 from the ATA know. I looked it up. He's not 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:11.439 from brook anyway. The point is the guy's hilarious, he 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:14.600 has an edge to him. Please give me. And then 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:17.640 after he said no, you passed on him because I 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:20.000 don't want to force anybody on you. Elvis was talking 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.600 about how hilarious he is and in the studio was like, yeah, 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:24.240 we passed on him. He's like, why why would you 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:26.960 pass on him? Yeah, Elvis, of all people, he thinks 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:28.760 we're so big now is the Brooklyn Boys. We can 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:31.520 pass on this guy? And Elvis said, dude, he'd be 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:35.280 perfect for the Brooklyn Boys. And you know what, I'm sorry. 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:40.320 Can I apologize to Michael rapp Michael Rappaport, I'm sorry 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:43.880 of stage and screen, a regular cast member on Friends. 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:47.240 He's he's got a fantasy football show on satellite radio 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:49.760 which I listened to every week. He's he's he's a boy, 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:52.120 like he's a guy. So you know what that that 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:55.320 would have been a better been explained in person to me. 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:56.760 I didn't think I need to tell you what Michael 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:59.720 Rappaport was. Don't throw me Bertie, don't throw me a 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:01.640 quick email and be like, hey, you wanna have Michael 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:04.320 on If you really feel strongly about you gonna put 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:06.400 it on me. Well, not putting it on you. I'm 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:08.720 just saying, if it's so important, you come to me 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:11.800 on Monday or Tuesday back scary. Here's why we should 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.920 have Michael rapaport on and then I assumed there wasn't 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:18.600 no because honestly, I'm feeling bad now, So how can 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:21.000 we get Michael rab I'm gonna I'm gonna try to 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:22.240 again him. But here's the thing, because there's a new 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:24.040 book out. I think it's called This Book Has Balls 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:30.080 and uh it's about you know, Bigger, Bigger Star Online 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:32.800 five sold on. So just this week he put on 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:35.280 a couple of videos. He's a big Knicks fan, and 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:38.120 he was bashing Lebron James for two reasons. One Lebron 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:40.880 Cities the King of New York hilarious video bashing Lebron, 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:43.440 and then Lebron James and the Cavaliers. And by the way, 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:45.240 this is not a slam. I'm not slamming Lebron James. 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:47.160 But they were on the New York City subway on 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:49.520 the Sea Train, and they were acting like kind of cocky. 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:51.200 They weren't acting like a New York I would act 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:53.560 on the subway train. In fact, there's one scene where 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:55.120 a friend of a friend of mine was sitting next 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:57.240 to Lebron and they put the camera on him and 0:15:57.320 --> 0:15:59.120 the guy was like, get that. Can you stop and 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:01.720 he put his hand over there, the lens of the camera, 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:03.880 the phone, whatever. It was typical New Yorkers like I 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:06.840 don't wanna be bothered. So Michael Rappaport puts up rants 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:09.280 on YouTube almost every day. So this is what we 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:11.440 could have. This is him talking about Lebron. If you're 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:13.320 an indie, if you're a Cavs fan, this is not 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:15.560 me ranting on. I'm just letting you know. Here we go, 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:20.960 Michael Rappaport, Yo, Lebron James is one of the corniest 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:26.000 motherfucker's ever Forget in the NBA, Lebron James is one 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:30.040 of the cornyest mother fucker's every top five dead or alive. 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:33.800 Look at this corny motherfucker on the subways of New York. 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:38.040 My man, you're on the motherfucking subway. Hold your head, duke. 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:42.800 You ain't at Disneyland. This ain't the motherfucking little teacup rod. 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:50.400 Hold your fucking head, corn Ball. Oh motherfucker, I'll be 0:16:50.480 --> 0:16:53.520 putting that fucking camera in his face. Man. One man 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:55.600 is trying to do his thing. Man, he's trying to 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:59.080 skeeak man. This is New York City. Man, fun as 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:01.320 you do Corny More, the funk of taking videos like 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:04.560 he's in Egypt and King touchs to motherfucker, you better 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:06.560 get the funk off this train before you get Rob 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:12.440 Jones pizza for the first New York This motherfucker on 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:15.640 his as tonight. Hey listen, I was trying to think 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:18.160 for the audience, thinking like nobody cares about Michael Rapport 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:20.680 telling me he's great. Okay, so then let's I do 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:23.679 want Let's have Michael Rappaport one. Okay, if the audience 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:25.920 wants him on, let's have him. So, just so there's 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:28.400 no bad blood, I need you to say, Michael Rappaport, Yeah, 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:31.920 I scared Jones. I'm sorry, Michael Rappaport, I scary Jones. 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:33.920 I'm sorry. Thank you. A little later, by the way, 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:35.480 I'm hoping that we can have Bethany come in here 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:37.800 and do her curse for the week. So we got 0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:40.360 some text messages saying, hey, you guys, concurse on your podcast. 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:44.240 Bethany never curses, Love Terra curse. Bethany cannot curse today, 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:46.880 but she wants to be prepared with a really good curse. 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:48.960 He's gonna come in on our next episode. Our next 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:51.080 episode on the next episode. Another one that we do 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:53.480 the next episode. So she got a quick story. I 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:55.200 doesn't want to tell you about what happened to me 0:17:55.480 --> 0:17:58.239 with Ubert. You want to talk about cursing. I had 0:17:58.400 --> 0:18:01.400 a Uber driver that all he did was cursed while 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:03.400 I was in the car and he was telling me stories, 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:05.840 just running expletives out of his mouth. How did he 0:18:05.960 --> 0:18:08.280 not know that? You know that I was gonna, you know, 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:09.760 if I was gonna be sensitive to that or not. 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:11.639 I mean, actually I kind of thought it was funny 0:18:11.640 --> 0:18:13.280 because that's the kind of person. I am like, oh, yeah, 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:15.879 you want to curse it fine, But the guy he 0:18:15.960 --> 0:18:19.160 starts cursing up a storm, and I could be some driver, 0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:20.719 you know, I could be some passenger who gives him 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:23.720 like one star. You gotta be careful when you're driving Uber's. 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:26.040 You know who your passenger is. You don't even know 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:28.600 if you're gonna offend them. Um. But was even more 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:34.320 offensive was not the cursing. The guy tells me, He's like, yeah, 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:37.159 So after I drop you off, I'm gonna head over 0:18:37.280 --> 0:18:39.600 to the doctors. I got a doctors appointment. I got 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:42.240 my neck and I'm like, oh what what happened to 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:45.479 your neck? He goes. Oh, he goes, I was driving 0:18:45.560 --> 0:18:48.480 for Uber last week in the overnight, and um, I 0:18:48.600 --> 0:18:53.080 fell asleep on the road and I hit the guardrail. Hello, 0:18:53.320 --> 0:18:55.159 why is he telling you this? Why are you telling 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:57.560 me that you just gotta do a fucking car accident 0:18:57.680 --> 0:19:00.879 a week ago? I do not share of stories like that. 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:04.320 From that point forward. In the rest of my trip, 0:19:05.480 --> 0:19:07.520 I felt like I want to get out of the car. 0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:09.959 I'm like, is this guy gonna crash into something right now? 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:13.760 Do not do that? You're you're headed to the doctor's Like, 0:19:14.240 --> 0:19:15.960 at least make up a story and tell you that's 0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:17.760 what you're a doctor's office, He's like, yeah, I just 0:19:17.800 --> 0:19:20.840 got out of a malpractice case. I'm sorry, I'm late, right, 0:19:21.760 --> 0:19:24.920 or or the surgeon that's about to operate on you. 0:19:25.080 --> 0:19:27.200 But he's like, uh, did you know that I'm blind 0:19:27.280 --> 0:19:33.640 in one eye? His hand shaking, Yeah, I have Parkinson's Okay. Well, 0:19:33.680 --> 0:19:35.439 by the way, I know we sounded like that was scary. 0:19:35.960 --> 0:19:39.000 That was me. Come on, shut up, brod with a 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:44.320 broken boys are offending stand up for a living? Not 0:19:45.200 --> 0:19:49.800 so yes, I don't want anyone like that operating on me. 0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:52.080 Do do we favor after that comment, don't get taken 0:19:52.480 --> 0:19:53.840 to have you a picture taken with a met head on. 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:57.520 Shut up, dick, No. But but truth is, this uper 0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:00.800 driver probably should have spared me the story. Worry that 0:20:01.400 --> 0:20:03.600 he's freaking. He's on his way to the doctor to 0:20:03.960 --> 0:20:06.520