WEBVTT - Ep78: Blue Checkmark D-ck and Jerk Off Encouragement 0:00:01.360 --> 0:00:03.840 So I know we put you all through hell last 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:07.080 week with the therapy episode, so we decided to drop 0:00:07.160 --> 0:00:09.640 this week's episode a couple of days early as a 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:12.360 treat get back to the whole ship. But before we 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:14.600 get on with the show, I needed to announce the 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:18.160 tickets are now available. If you guys want to go 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:20.479 ahead and ask all the whole questions you want and 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:23.239 have a good old time over some drinks, come and 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:27.360 join me. Your girl Mandy, be alongside Passport Cutty at 0:00:27.400 --> 0:00:31.440 Peyton Poor here in Harlem, New York. We are going 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:36.040 to live it up, get some drinks, get drunk, and 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:39.440 kind of have like a live homemail session. Fellas. Y'all 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:43.000 are invited to. The date is September twenty nine or 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:47.600 September at six thirty to eight thirty. It's a two 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:50.200 hour event, open bar. It's gonna be a good ass time. 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:53.040 Get your tickets now that this definitely will be a 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:55.760 sold out event, So if you're interested in coming, you 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.840 can click the link in the bio and copy your tickets, 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:01.560 or you can go ahead and follow me at full 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:05.039 Court Pumps or the Horrible Decisions page on Instagram and 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:06.959 go ahead and click that little link in the bio 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:09.040 and get your tickets. I'm super excited to see and 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:12.319 meet you all, as is cutty and I think it'll 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:16.560 be fucking fun. So again, go ahead and click the 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:18.640 link in the bio, click the link in this description, 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:21.280 get your tickets. I'm super excited to see you and 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:29.959 let's get on with the show. On Mike check one 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:32.440 to one to Mike check one two one too. Hi, guys, 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:36.880 welcome to another episode of Horrible Decisions. It's so on. 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:40.520 This is the girl MANDYB And I'm wheezy and um. 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:44.640 We're actually giving y'all this episode because we know that 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:47.760 the therapy episode was kind of hard to get through. 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:49.920 It was different than all of our other shows. Some 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.520 of y'all really don't believe we made it through. Actually, 0:01:52.560 --> 0:01:56.120 since that therapy session, weazy Don invited me to a 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:59.880 dreat contract and talk. I actually said to somebody, she said, 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:01.720 could you invite her to drink before me? I said, 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:03.840 you know what? They felt like one of those things 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:05.160 that were like, you know what we had it was 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.160 the day before, it was, what was the day we 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:09.160 did it? I was like I had one tickt leven. 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:11.760 I was just like I saw her name in my 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:15.639 phone and I was like, why's she called? Hello? You did? 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:21.200 I was like, UM, I don't know, Hi Instagram, I 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:23.760 don't I said, if it was before that therapy, ever said, 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:25.840 I didn't gave it to a bum like come dance. 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:28.040 If it was before the therapy episode, that whole would 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:29.680 have been like, I'm like, you're on D, D and D. 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:34.320 I'll hold it for souvenir. Shit bro. The Drake concert 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:36.160 was so lit. If any of you have a chance 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:38.440 to go to Drake in your city, let me tell 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:40.520 you I had the best. I had such a good time. 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:43.240 I'm going tomorrow. But before we we we we even 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:46.079 bring up Drake. I do want to give one huge 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:48.880 shout out and thank you UM to Chris Morrow, a 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:52.519 king in the Loudspeaker Network for UM, and doctor some 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:58.000 Lady and doctor Maya Pedaphord for definitely coming in here, 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:02.240 may Petty for Petty Ford. You know, I mean, I 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:05.120 thought she was great. I think UM that there was 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:08.960 no way we could have had um one of those calm, timid, 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:13.119 maybe white ladies in here. No way they would have left. 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:14.960 I don't think they would have been able to tame 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:17.400 us the way that that doctor didn't, so I was appreciative. 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:21.200 I found out she don't take insurance, so I won't 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:22.720 be You know, I ain't got enough coins in the 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:25.400 paperhood yet. I don't even know if I don't even know, 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:27.400 if you need someone like that, I would know. I 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:30.200 think I do a little. But but but that could 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:32.360 have just been a podcasting. It's crazy because well, me 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:34.920 and Cutty were just talking to and she has a 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:36.600 therapist that she doesn't want to see anymore because that 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:40.840 therapist only makes like Cutty does all the talking. I 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:42.960 don't want someone to just listen. I want someone to 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:45.680 walk me through my thought process. And I think that 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:47.960 Dr marya pedaphor, did a really good job with that, 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:53.320 although you know she came f my fucking necks. I you. 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:55.800 In the beginning, I was like looking at comments from people, 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:57.640 which I said, I wasn't gonna douce. I really tried 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:00.840 to check out you. You loved comments. I couldn't help it. 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:03.960 And it was like, damn, it was one o'clock in 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:06.400 the morning. I saw Weazy retweeting ship. I'm like, bitch, 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:09.360 go to bed. Let me tell you something. I don't 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:12.000 even know if you know, let me you know what 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:13.800 let me never. I don't even want to give this shine. 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:19.479 Don't give it. Don't give a ship, don't give an 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:21.120 no shine, because I'm gonna see you and talk about 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:24.280 the motherfucker's I blocked today. Block you blocked people, Yeah, 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:26.640 block motherfucker's. I ain't got time of I need to 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:29.560 block all that negative energy. Oh my goddamn life. Were 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:31.960 already trying to mend our energy well. And then mentor 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:34.320 to what I realized was what was funny was people 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:36.000 was talking ship and then right when they heard them 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:37.680 where I was like, please just just leave. We're just 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:39.760 chill right now. Can you please not do all that bullshit? 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:42.359 The was like, I'm sorry, by the way, something that 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:45.880 to something that the listeners brought up, and I guess 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:48.800 I will go ahead and reiterate because I know many 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:50.600 people like since you should have told us that an 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:53.719 episode five. Y'all know I talk loud. I know y'all 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:56.400 your ears, yes in real life, like I thought you 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:58.919 was lying, don't. I'm dead serious. I got tunes in 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:02.719 my head like before I went to Singapore, so I 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:05.239 have really bad sinuses like my ears note and throat, 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:08.000 and so I had got really bad sinuses. And I 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:10.200 was like, I'll get better. Let me drink some gatorade. 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:13.000 I don't really like medicine, bitch. I let my sinuses 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:15.200 get so fucked up that one of my ears I 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:17.279 couldn't hear in it anymore. So I went to the doctor. 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:20.840 Come to find out the sinuses had infected both of mine. 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:23.160 They ruptured my ear drums, so I was like, am 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:24.720 I gonna be able to hear again? They listen, this 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:26.320 is what you did when you said you were working 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:30.080 on something with your voice and your raspy throat, and 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:32.080 you said I might have to I'm getting something. Oh well, yeah, 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:35.520 well at that point, actually surprisingly um when I went 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:37.520 because they had to do the check on my ears 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:40.279 and throat while I was getting my ears my ear surgery, 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:44.080 he actually said that my tonsils were really big and 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:46.320 then asked me about snoring, but he accumulated a lot 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:48.080 of that to my weight. So I feel like maybe 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:49.800 that's why I don't snore anymore, and that's why I'm 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:53.400 not as right definitely as Wow, there's no more ya, 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:59.799 But you always, you know, people would leave the rudest. 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:01.400 Do you sound like you had a bunch of come 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:08.480 last night? Don't motherfucking turn it off. Yeah, I thought, 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:10.640 let me tell you, Um, I want to say my piece, 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.280 and I want to say you tell me yours like 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:16.400 most the thing that you agreed with the most, and 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:18.320 I text you that night. The thing I agreed with 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:21.479 the most was when she was like, when you were like, 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:22.800 I need to help me on the back end, she 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:24.360 was like, maybe she doesn't know how to do it. 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:28.520 And honestly, that was the most real thing she said, 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:30.000 because there's a lot of things that you want me 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:32.200 to do that I haven't learned how to do yet. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:34.279 And it's of course not like I don't want to 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:36.720 do them, I just don't know how. And so when 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:37.960 she was saying that, I don't want to give a 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:39.560 props because she was getting my nerves. So I was 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:42.240 like to sit here and say it. Well, in in 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:45.440 response to that, I will say as a self reflection 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:47.800 and something that I've done my entire life, including like 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:53.200 being in school and talk. But um, I feel that 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:56.160 I am a perfectionist. So I've noticed like even episodes 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:58.200 where I was like, listen, bro, I can't post it 0:06:58.279 --> 0:07:01.160 you like I'll see it here and be anxious like 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.120 is she gonna add the sound effects that I add 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:04.760 are the love is gonna be right. So, because I'm 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:07.479 such a perfectionist, I feel like I honestly probably don't 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:09.760 even give you the credit that maybe you can do it. 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:11.280 And that's something that I just have to work on 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:13.840 because in a group project, I'd rather do it all 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:17.920 and fail. It's even when we were doing when we 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:20.320 were arguing about Excel spreadsheets, I'm like, Nigga, I don't 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:24.240 do Excel. We're not gonna your nickname is tally Mark Cole. 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:26.040 We're not gonna be sitting here, have you? You You do 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:30.960 our inventory with fucking tally marks. God damn it, goddamn 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:34.840 tally Marks. Okay, So my biggest, my biggest takeaway um 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:36.400 that I think that I'll take from it, And it's 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:40.400 actually what she mentioned is something strongly that Cutty has 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:45.000 has um reassured me of and in my conversations with her, 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:49.560 and it's that when you are trying to be nice, 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:51.480 I don't even want to hear it, and that you know, 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:54.840 I know. And so that's something that I genuinely have 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:58.040 to take out my bias and try to listen to 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:02.040 you when you are trying to be genuine and take 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:04.600 it take you at face value for what you're telling 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:06.720 me at that point and not try to think about 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:08.880 things you've said in the past or how you've made 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:10.760 me feel in the past. And so when she came 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:12.240 to me and was like, you're not even trying to 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:13.800 listen to her. She's sitting here, right here, and you 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:15.440 just act like you don't want to listen. And I 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:17.640 know I do that, And so when when she said that, 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:21.240 I was like, Okay, that's something that I guess what. 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:25.960 I ain't got no trust issues. I mean, I did 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:28.200 you know, I feel like I'll be trusting. But y'all 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:29.520 did say you want to see it back to some 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:32.080 fun and actually I so Mandy was like, let's do 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:33.600 some episodes tonight. So I was trying to get a 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:35.880 guess she was like no, and I was like, bitch, 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:38.080 I had to delete her d M to somebody like bitch, 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:42.600 what are you doing solo episode? So all right, I'm 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:45.240 gonna get this out because I feel like y'all need 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:51.080 to know she black cock y'all. It's been like probably 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:53.559 six years since that it was it's been like a 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:55.240 year and a half, but it's just been like four 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:58.840 years and Jeeves and random New York. You had, you 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:01.000 had black dick since you've been in New York. I 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:07.800 had old black, but not like UM. So this happened 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:09.520 on my last day in l A. I was just like, Wow, 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:11.480 I'm not gonna get no dick. It's not gonna happen. 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:14.079 I was staying with my friends A J and Toya 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:15.560 shout out to them, and then I was staying at 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:17.079 their place and I said, you know what, let me 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:19.640 get a hotel because I gotta give myself dick energy. 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:21.600 So I went and got this spot in Hollywood. I was, 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:25.559 I'm gonna get some dick tonight. Didn't happen. The last day, nigga, 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:28.560 I got this text that was like, Yo, I'm back 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:32.640 in l A. Never fuck this dude. And the reason 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:34.240 I'm a little shame to talk about it is because 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.520 I just went on bands show and said I fun 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:39.040 niggas that have five hundred followers or less, which is 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:42.600 now a lie because this was UM shout out to 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:44.160 somebody I came remember who came up with the name. 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:47.360 We're gonna call him blue Check. And I'm embarrassed about 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:49.920 it because I feel like a true hoe. Now I 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:52.920 went right pause that pause, that pause, that pause that 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:55.840 you're not gonna associate Blue check Dick would be in 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:57.439 a real home. I didn't tell you how it went. 0:09:57.480 --> 0:09:59.120 I didn't tell you how I went. No, no, let 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:00.960 me explain how it went. Dick is Dick? You are? 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:04.160 You are? Diner was no dinner? I even wrote him. 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:05.440 I was like, oh my god, you know I usually 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:09.240 go out to eat that that was south of there. 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:12.840 I showed right up, got to the doorman. He's like, 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:14.640 can you give me? Can you give me the last name? 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:16.000 I was like, I gave you the number of the 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:18.319 He's like, no, no, I need the last name. You 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:21.120 don't even know that nigga last nick. I don't know 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:23.240 if it was like alias or something. So I started 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:25.400 texting him like, oh, can you tell me you're real quick? 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:27.680 Can I tell you? There are two Blue Checks that 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:30.319 I um. One was a friend when I fucked. They 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:33.840 did have alias is one The singer used Johnny Bravo 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:37.480 and the athlete used Superman. Oh I like that? Yeah, 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:40.160 well I I really didn't know, and like, so I 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:42.240 started getting really nervous, and then I started getting really 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:44.559 insecure and like not feeling that pretty. It was just 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:46.520 weird thing I was going through, and I'm just like, 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:50.040 why am I doing this? Like I am emotional and 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:51.960 plus I was like, oh, but he's so cute and 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:53.640 nice and like he ain't really gonna take me to 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:56.120 eat persons was sucked up. So anyway, he opens the 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:57.760 door and I was texting him because it was you know, 0:10:57.880 --> 0:10:59.880 it was later. I was drunk. Now I had sweaty pussy, 0:10:59.920 --> 0:11:01.240 but I was gonna give it to him. So I 0:11:01.320 --> 0:11:02.720 was like, well, let me take a shower first, because 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:04.080 he was like, yeah, the second you see me, you 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:05.720 need to be on yourknees. I'm like, let let me clean, 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:07.960 let me clean up. Because he's listened to the show, 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:09.920 so real quick, did you did you do a whole 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:11.520 bath or you took a real bad I took a 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:13.120 real bath because I needed to get in there because 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:15.280 I felt like he's had great, a top tier pussy 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:17.200 and I wouldn't about to let my pH battles be 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:20.760 sucked up this micro floora ship. So he's listened to 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:23.200 the show, so he knows I'm into submissive ship. So 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:25.240 we started texting about it and sexting about it, which 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:27.360 I always say, like, you shouldn't do before you going 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:29.959 to date me me, you ain't even go on a 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.560 date though this was a straight up sex me it was. 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:35.280 But so I get in the shower, I'm like, fingers 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:37.560 deep and pussy and I never stick my hands inside myself, 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:38.760 but I was in there bit and I'm like, let 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:40.760 me make sure i'm aired out, you know what I'm saying, 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:42.840 because I ain't about to go on this show because 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:45.320 I haven't had sex with someone yet that has heard 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:48.280 the show first, if you know what I'm saying. Anyone 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:50.080 I've had sex with that not knowing how to podcast 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:53.400 it ain't know. So I come out, He's smiling and 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:56.240 ship and I'm like, oh my god, he's so cute. 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:58.240 I'm like trying to like, you know, telling the Fun album. 0:11:58.280 --> 0:11:59.720 Plus I ain't tell him that it's been so fucking 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:02.440 long that nigga, so you know, he's like, you know, 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:06.160 you know you had to put that back on you 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:08.439 what KNDA forever? And he knew it. I think he 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:10.640 might have said it, and I was like, so anyway, 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:13.440 he's like, um, we're talking and blah blah blah. I'm like, oh, 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:15.160 you have some motion. He's like looking at me like 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:17.920 but you know, I got at so I'm just sitting 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:20.720 I don't know what to do. And then we're making 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:22.800 some kind of small talk and then he was just like, okay, 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:24.960 I don't I don't care about how the club it 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:26.760 was or the wedding that you were at. And then 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:29.400 he told me to get on my knees. I started 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:31.680 going down on him, and he was like, this is 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:33.079 what you asked for, right, And he's like look at me. 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:37.600 I'm like right, so bitch, he listened to the shower, 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:41.200 so he says, say thank you. So I take his 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:43.320 dick out of my mouth and I said thank you, 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:44.880 and he said I didn't tell you to do it, 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:47.559 so I had to go put his dick back in 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:55.520 my mouth and then say I was like, so we 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:59.160 started sucking. I come so hard immediately, and I really 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:01.520 didn't want to do his horn like that, but like 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:04.680 I just was super backed up and I was shaking 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:07.480 so embarrassingly that he was kind of looking like what 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:09.120 the fund is wrong with this? But it was like 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:14.120 TURETSI jittery. It was really bad. So long story short, Um, 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:17.040 while we're fucking, you know, throwing it back a little bit, 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:18.920 whatever my little booty could do because I'm pretty sure 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:20.360 he felt people with holks and he was like, O, 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:22.040 I'm gonna get this pussy and I'm gonna keep sucking. 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:24.520 He was like, oh for real, looking back, like thank 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:28.560 you and anyway, So I got back on my knees. 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:30.520 He came in my mouth. It was awesome, and then 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:32.400 he told me to lay back down and ate my pussy. 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:34.720 Why I could still taste is come And that was 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:37.400 really great. So following that, I get in the bed. 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:39.280 We're making this weird small talk. Before you know, I'm 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:42.319 assuming he gets my uber home and we're sitting there 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:44.280 and I start saying, Oh, have you seen Black plans Man. 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:45.840 He's like, no, not yet, I gotta go check it out. 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:47.400 I was like, I've been seeing a bunch of movies lately. 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:49.840 I got movie passed. He's like, oh, what's that. I'm like, 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:51.040 you know, you pay like ten bucks a month for 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:53.040 a limited movies. And I'm showing him to app and 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:57.760 I'm like, you rich, and I just I felt stupid 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:00.520 showing his like you know, no, you can't do that. 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:03.079 They're they're regular people, you know. And and that's the thing, 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:05.240 like I haven't had enough blue check Dick to just 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:07.880 be feeling like they're not untouchable, and it was just 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:10.360 really weird for me. So anyway, I get in the uber, 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:12.120 He's still texting me, and I'm kind of like, oh, 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:14.679 this is still going. The next day he keeps texting me, 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:17.319 and now all I feel like it is bitch, this 0:14:17.400 --> 0:14:20.520 is dick that bitches pray for. And I feel like 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:23.000 I want, I really do. But I was sitting up 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:25.680 in the house happiest. Fuck. I don't know, bitch. He 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:28.360 texts us back to back, go ahead, we can say 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:30.480 the funk. I just said, Nigga, we recorded, sorry for 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:35.400 the literally just called wheezy. She declined, and then he 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:37.880 gonna hit me right after saying, Yo, I'm like, nigga, 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:41.040 we recorded, damn. He wanted to answer the phone. You fine, 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:47.440 let's call him back. Go ahead. I don't know what 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:50.440 he wants. He knows the recording because I told him 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:55.160 the Kink of the week is about him. Yo, what 0:14:55.240 --> 0:15:01.400 you want? I want to know? Why not? Oh my god, 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:03.760 yo yo yo yo yo. We're lie. We're like we're 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:06.960 and we didn't do nothing. We didn't do nothing. Mandy 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:09.320 was tripping and you know, and Alice got a good job. 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:11.240 I feel so bad. I don't know why she did that. 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:20.080 I just listened to that everybody we've been going to 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:29.680 do one. Oh what I thought to me. Okay, So anyway, 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:36.520 thank you so much, have a blessed day. So that's 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:40.280 just finishing. That's how long it time to um? But 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:44.520 whoa long story short? Okay, uh, condom almost got stuck again. 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:45.840 And let me tell you, I think it's my vagina. 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:49.800 So I'll be doing this thing where I like started. 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:52.920 I really know how to use my kegels now. And 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:54.600 right when he was sucking me from the back, he 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:56.120 was like yo yo yo, stop and I'm like, oh, 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:58.080 this pussy is so good, He's gonna come. And then 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:02.040 he was like, no, bitch, the slide. So I feel 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:03.640 like it's my vagina, and now I want to take 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:06.440 accountability for that second. I also want to mention the 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:08.640 first time in my life that I ever felt so 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:12.120 groupy was genuinely at this Drake concert. Let me tell 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:15.080 you why I'm gonna make it fast. I got flow tickets. Um, 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:17.360 they were only like two hundred bucks or whatever, but like, 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:19.920 you get to be by these risers, right, so like 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:23.440 Rory and Chris styles, of course they got their backstage 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:24.800 so they could enter in and out the floor, and 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:27.560 I'm like, oh, y'all niggas got free drinks. Kevin Durant 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:31.840 was there, Shaggy, all the bitches that Drake from Instagram, 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:34.960 Um French Montana, other famous nick Michael B. Jordan's, and 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:37.880 there it happened. Wait, you didn't tell me Michael B 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:42.000 Jordan was there, because that continued to listen, you gotta 0:16:42.200 --> 0:16:43.720 you better have taught to him. If you ain't taught 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:46.000 to him, you will pussy home. I never really thought 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:50.360 that I would have that reaction, my nigga. I freaked out, 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:53.080 so hold on, So I said to myself, right because 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:55.080 all of a sudden, NonStop came on, I said, let 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:56.880 me go back a day because I'm freaking out. So 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:58.560 something that comes up. He's like, yo, y'all want to 0:16:58.600 --> 0:16:59.960 go back to the age, blah blah blah and go 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.000 to this party. And I'm like, we want to go 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:06.280 that goddamn party. So we're back there and I see 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:09.720 Drake's daddy talking to some holes Fresh Montana's with these 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:12.359 two big booty girls. They were so hot and actually 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:15.680 he was really cute in person, so boom, I think 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:17.679 there was Mac Wild or something who I was like, Yo, 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:19.920 you're supposed to come on the show. And so suddenly 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:21.919 Michael V. Jordan comes to talk to him, because of 0:17:21.920 --> 0:17:24.880 course regular people you know what I'm saying. And I'm 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:27.000 sitting there trying to blend in, like I ain't about 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:29.440 to pass it pass out, so I couldn't say nothing. 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:31.000 So hold on. We went to this after party. I 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:32.280 only want to hear no more, and I was like, 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:33.560 this is gonna be my moment. I'm gonna ask the 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:35.720 sneaker for the interview. It's I gets super close that 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:38.280 Michael Jordan and then I start having a panic attack 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:40.720 here and I can't know what. I can't do it. 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:42.960 So now I'm dancing a slow motion. I forget he's there, 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:46.880 and I started screaming that outside Dick got them home sick. 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:49.640 And so he says to me, oh, damn you about 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:51.760 to go outside of something. I said, no, I'm gonna 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:56.720 stay right he or next to you, exactly what We're doing, 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:59.360 this smiling thing back and forth. And then I'm like, oh, 0:17:59.720 --> 0:18:03.000 my names Wheezy. He told me his name, and then 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:05.760 I'm about to get it out. No I didn't. I 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:07.680 just like Oh, it's it's what I never heard of. 0:18:07.720 --> 0:18:11.200 It never heard like like the basketball player. Okay. Um. 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:13.040 So then I'm sitting there and I'm starting to think 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:15.399 about kill Monger and how like I've masturbated to him, 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:18.640 like literally legitim masturbated to Michael Jordan and I didn't 0:18:18.680 --> 0:18:20.760 say that, but then I was like trying to get closer, 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:22.440 and then mac Wild said something. I was like, yeah, 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:23.720 I'm gonna come back on the show. I was supposed 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:25.439