Speaker 1: So I know we put you all through hell last
Speaker 1: week with the therapy episode, so we decided to drop
Speaker 1: this week's episode a couple of days early as a
Speaker 1: treat get back to the whole ship. But before we
Speaker 1: get on with the show, I needed to announce the
Speaker 1: tickets are now available. If you guys want to go
Speaker 1: ahead and ask all the whole questions you want and
Speaker 1: have a good old time over some drinks, come and
Speaker 1: join me. Your girl Mandy, be alongside Passport Cutty at
Speaker 1: Peyton Poor here in Harlem, New York. We are going
Speaker 1: to live it up, get some drinks, get drunk, and
Speaker 1: kind of have like a live homemail session. Fellas. Y'all
Speaker 1: are invited to. The date is September twenty nine or
Speaker 1: September at six thirty to eight thirty. It's a two
Speaker 1: hour event, open bar. It's gonna be a good ass time.
Speaker 1: Get your tickets now that this definitely will be a
Speaker 1: sold out event, So if you're interested in coming, you
Speaker 1: can click the link in the bio and copy your tickets,
Speaker 1: or you can go ahead and follow me at full
Speaker 1: Court Pumps or the Horrible Decisions page on Instagram and
Speaker 1: go ahead and click that little link in the bio
Speaker 1: and get your tickets. I'm super excited to see and
Speaker 1: meet you all, as is cutty and I think it'll
Speaker 1: be fucking fun. So again, go ahead and click the
Speaker 1: link in the bio, click the link in this description,
Speaker 1: get your tickets. I'm super excited to see you and
Speaker 1: let's get on with the show. On Mike check one
Speaker 1: to one to Mike check one two one too. Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of Horrible Decisions. It's so on.
Speaker 1: This is the girl MANDYB And I'm wheezy and um.
Speaker 1: We're actually giving y'all this episode because we know that
Speaker 1: the therapy episode was kind of hard to get through.
Speaker 1: It was different than all of our other shows. Some
Speaker 1: of y'all really don't believe we made it through. Actually,
Speaker 1: since that therapy session, weazy Don invited me to a
Speaker 1: dreat contract and talk. I actually said to somebody, she said,
Speaker 1: could you invite her to drink before me? I said,
Speaker 1: you know what? They felt like one of those things
Speaker 1: that were like, you know what we had it was
Speaker 1: the day before, it was, what was the day we
Speaker 1: did it? I was like I had one tickt leven.
Speaker 1: I was just like I saw her name in my
Speaker 1: phone and I was like, why's she called? Hello? You did?
Speaker 1: I was like, UM, I don't know, Hi Instagram, I
Speaker 1: don't I said, if it was before that therapy, ever said,
Speaker 1: I didn't gave it to a bum like come dance.
Speaker 1: If it was before the therapy episode, that whole would
Speaker 1: have been like, I'm like, you're on D, D and D.
Speaker 1: I'll hold it for souvenir. Shit bro. The Drake concert
Speaker 1: was so lit. If any of you have a chance
Speaker 1: to go to Drake in your city, let me tell
Speaker 1: you I had the best. I had such a good time.
Speaker 1: I'm going tomorrow. But before we we we we even
Speaker 1: bring up Drake. I do want to give one huge
Speaker 1: shout out and thank you UM to Chris Morrow, a
Speaker 1: king in the Loudspeaker Network for UM, and doctor some
Speaker 1: Lady and doctor Maya Pedaphord for definitely coming in here,
Speaker 1: may Petty for Petty Ford. You know, I mean, I
Speaker 1: thought she was great. I think UM that there was
Speaker 1: no way we could have had um one of those calm, timid,
Speaker 1: maybe white ladies in here. No way they would have left.
Speaker 1: I don't think they would have been able to tame
Speaker 1: us the way that that doctor didn't, so I was appreciative.
Speaker 1: I found out she don't take insurance, so I won't
Speaker 1: be You know, I ain't got enough coins in the
Speaker 1: paperhood yet. I don't even know if I don't even know,
Speaker 1: if you need someone like that, I would know. I
Speaker 1: think I do a little. But but but that could
Speaker 1: have just been a podcasting. It's crazy because well, me
Speaker 1: and Cutty were just talking to and she has a
Speaker 1: therapist that she doesn't want to see anymore because that
Speaker 1: therapist only makes like Cutty does all the talking. I
Speaker 1: don't want someone to just listen. I want someone to
Speaker 1: walk me through my thought process. And I think that
Speaker 1: Dr marya pedaphor, did a really good job with that,
Speaker 1: although you know she came f my fucking necks. I you.
Speaker 1: In the beginning, I was like looking at comments from people,
Speaker 1: which I said, I wasn't gonna douce. I really tried
Speaker 1: to check out you. You loved comments. I couldn't help it.
Speaker 1: And it was like, damn, it was one o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning. I saw Weazy retweeting ship. I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 1: go to bed. Let me tell you something. I don't
Speaker 1: even know if you know, let me you know what
Speaker 1: let me never. I don't even want to give this shine.
Speaker 1: Don't give it. Don't give a ship, don't give an
Speaker 1: no shine, because I'm gonna see you and talk about
Speaker 1: the motherfucker's I blocked today. Block you blocked people, Yeah,
Speaker 1: block motherfucker's. I ain't got time of I need to
Speaker 1: block all that negative energy. Oh my goddamn life. Were
Speaker 1: already trying to mend our energy well. And then mentor
Speaker 1: to what I realized was what was funny was people
Speaker 1: was talking ship and then right when they heard them
Speaker 1: where I was like, please just just leave. We're just
Speaker 1: chill right now. Can you please not do all that bullshit?
Speaker 1: The was like, I'm sorry, by the way, something that
Speaker 1: to something that the listeners brought up, and I guess
Speaker 1: I will go ahead and reiterate because I know many
Speaker 1: people like since you should have told us that an
Speaker 1: episode five. Y'all know I talk loud. I know y'all
Speaker 1: your ears, yes in real life, like I thought you
Speaker 1: was lying, don't. I'm dead serious. I got tunes in
Speaker 1: my head like before I went to Singapore, so I
Speaker 1: have really bad sinuses like my ears note and throat,
Speaker 1: and so I had got really bad sinuses. And I
Speaker 1: was like, I'll get better. Let me drink some gatorade.
Speaker 1: I don't really like medicine, bitch. I let my sinuses
Speaker 1: get so fucked up that one of my ears I
Speaker 1: couldn't hear in it anymore. So I went to the doctor.
Speaker 1: Come to find out the sinuses had infected both of mine.
Speaker 1: They ruptured my ear drums, so I was like, am
Speaker 1: I gonna be able to hear again? They listen, this
Speaker 1: is what you did when you said you were working
Speaker 1: on something with your voice and your raspy throat, and
Speaker 1: you said I might have to I'm getting something. Oh well, yeah,
Speaker 1: well at that point, actually surprisingly um when I went
Speaker 1: because they had to do the check on my ears
Speaker 1: and throat while I was getting my ears my ear surgery,
Speaker 1: he actually said that my tonsils were really big and
Speaker 1: then asked me about snoring, but he accumulated a lot
Speaker 1: of that to my weight. So I feel like maybe
Speaker 1: that's why I don't snore anymore, and that's why I'm
Speaker 1: not as right definitely as Wow, there's no more ya,
Speaker 1: But you always, you know, people would leave the rudest.
Speaker 1: Do you sound like you had a bunch of come
Speaker 1: last night? Don't motherfucking turn it off. Yeah, I thought,
Speaker 1: let me tell you, Um, I want to say my piece,
Speaker 1: and I want to say you tell me yours like
Speaker 1: most the thing that you agreed with the most, and
Speaker 1: I text you that night. The thing I agreed with
Speaker 1: the most was when she was like, when you were like,
Speaker 1: I need to help me on the back end, she
Speaker 1: was like, maybe she doesn't know how to do it.
Speaker 1: And honestly, that was the most real thing she said,
Speaker 1: because there's a lot of things that you want me
Speaker 1: to do that I haven't learned how to do yet.
Speaker 1: And it's of course not like I don't want to
Speaker 1: do them, I just don't know how. And so when
Speaker 1: she was saying that, I don't want to give a
Speaker 1: props because she was getting my nerves. So I was
Speaker 1: like to sit here and say it. Well, in in
Speaker 1: response to that, I will say as a self reflection
Speaker 1: and something that I've done my entire life, including like
Speaker 1: being in school and talk. But um, I feel that
Speaker 1: I am a perfectionist. So I've noticed like even episodes
Speaker 1: where I was like, listen, bro, I can't post it
Speaker 1: you like I'll see it here and be anxious like
Speaker 1: is she gonna add the sound effects that I add
Speaker 1: are the love is gonna be right. So, because I'm
Speaker 1: such a perfectionist, I feel like I honestly probably don't
Speaker 1: even give you the credit that maybe you can do it.
Speaker 1: And that's something that I just have to work on
Speaker 1: because in a group project, I'd rather do it all
Speaker 1: and fail. It's even when we were doing when we
Speaker 1: were arguing about Excel spreadsheets, I'm like, Nigga, I don't
Speaker 1: do Excel. We're not gonna your nickname is tally Mark Cole.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna be sitting here, have you? You You do
Speaker 1: our inventory with fucking tally marks. God damn it, goddamn
Speaker 1: tally Marks. Okay, So my biggest, my biggest takeaway um
Speaker 1: that I think that I'll take from it, And it's
Speaker 1: actually what she mentioned is something strongly that Cutty has
Speaker 1: has um reassured me of and in my conversations with her,
Speaker 1: and it's that when you are trying to be nice,
Speaker 1: I don't even want to hear it, and that you know,
Speaker 1: I know. And so that's something that I genuinely have
Speaker 1: to take out my bias and try to listen to
Speaker 1: you when you are trying to be genuine and take
Speaker 1: it take you at face value for what you're telling
Speaker 1: me at that point and not try to think about
Speaker 1: things you've said in the past or how you've made
Speaker 1: me feel in the past. And so when she came
Speaker 1: to me and was like, you're not even trying to
Speaker 1: listen to her. She's sitting here, right here, and you
Speaker 1: just act like you don't want to listen. And I
Speaker 1: know I do that, And so when when she said that,
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, that's something that I guess what.
Speaker 1: I ain't got no trust issues. I mean, I did
Speaker 1: you know, I feel like I'll be trusting. But y'all
Speaker 1: did say you want to see it back to some
Speaker 1: fun and actually I so Mandy was like, let's do
Speaker 1: some episodes tonight. So I was trying to get a
Speaker 1: guess she was like no, and I was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I had to delete her d M to somebody like bitch,
Speaker 1: what are you doing solo episode? So all right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get this out because I feel like y'all need
Speaker 1: to know she black cock y'all. It's been like probably
Speaker 1: six years since that it was it's been like a
Speaker 1: year and a half, but it's just been like four
Speaker 1: years and Jeeves and random New York. You had, you
Speaker 1: had black dick since you've been in New York. I
Speaker 1: had old black, but not like UM. So this happened
Speaker 1: on my last day in l A. I was just like, Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get no dick. It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I was staying with my friends A J and Toya
Speaker 1: shout out to them, and then I was staying at
Speaker 1: their place and I said, you know what, let me
Speaker 1: get a hotel because I gotta give myself dick energy.
Speaker 1: So I went and got this spot in Hollywood. I was,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get some dick tonight. Didn't happen. The last day, nigga,
Speaker 1: I got this text that was like, Yo, I'm back
Speaker 1: in l A. Never fuck this dude. And the reason
Speaker 1: I'm a little shame to talk about it is because
Speaker 1: I just went on bands show and said I fun
Speaker 1: niggas that have five hundred followers or less, which is
Speaker 1: now a lie because this was UM shout out to
Speaker 1: somebody I came remember who came up with the name.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call him blue Check. And I'm embarrassed about
Speaker 1: it because I feel like a true hoe. Now I
Speaker 1: went right pause that pause, that pause, that pause that
Speaker 1: you're not gonna associate Blue check Dick would be in
Speaker 1: a real home. I didn't tell you how it went.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you how I went. No, no, let
Speaker 1: me explain how it went. Dick is Dick? You are?
Speaker 1: You are? Diner was no dinner? I even wrote him.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, you know I usually
Speaker 1: go out to eat that that was south of there.
Speaker 1: I showed right up, got to the doorman. He's like,
Speaker 1: can you give me? Can you give me the last name?
Speaker 1: I was like, I gave you the number of the
Speaker 1: He's like, no, no, I need the last name. You
Speaker 1: don't even know that nigga last nick. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was like alias or something. So I started
Speaker 1: texting him like, oh, can you tell me you're real quick?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you? There are two Blue Checks that
Speaker 1: I um. One was a friend when I fucked. They
Speaker 1: did have alias is one The singer used Johnny Bravo
Speaker 1: and the athlete used Superman. Oh I like that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I I really didn't know, and like, so I
Speaker 1: started getting really nervous, and then I started getting really
Speaker 1: insecure and like not feeling that pretty. It was just
Speaker 1: weird thing I was going through, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: why am I doing this? Like I am emotional and
Speaker 1: plus I was like, oh, but he's so cute and
Speaker 1: nice and like he ain't really gonna take me to
Speaker 1: eat persons was sucked up. So anyway, he opens the
Speaker 1: door and I was texting him because it was you know,
Speaker 1: it was later. I was drunk. Now I had sweaty pussy,
Speaker 1: but I was gonna give it to him. So I
Speaker 1: was like, well, let me take a shower first, because
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, the second you see me, you
Speaker 1: need to be on yourknees. I'm like, let let me clean,
Speaker 1: let me clean up. Because he's listened to the show,
Speaker 1: so real quick, did you did you do a whole
Speaker 1: bath or you took a real bad I took a
Speaker 1: real bath because I needed to get in there because
Speaker 1: I felt like he's had great, a top tier pussy
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't about to let my pH battles be
Speaker 1: sucked up this micro floora ship. So he's listened to
Speaker 1: the show, so he knows I'm into submissive ship. So
Speaker 1: we started texting about it and sexting about it, which
Speaker 1: I always say, like, you shouldn't do before you going
Speaker 1: to date me me, you ain't even go on a
Speaker 1: date though this was a straight up sex me it was.
Speaker 1: But so I get in the shower, I'm like, fingers
Speaker 1: deep and pussy and I never stick my hands inside myself,
Speaker 1: but I was in there bit and I'm like, let
Speaker 1: me make sure i'm aired out, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: because I ain't about to go on this show because
Speaker 1: I haven't had sex with someone yet that has heard
Speaker 1: the show first, if you know what I'm saying. Anyone
Speaker 1: I've had sex with that not knowing how to podcast
Speaker 1: it ain't know. So I come out, He's smiling and
Speaker 1: ship and I'm like, oh my god, he's so cute.
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to like, you know, telling the Fun album.
Speaker 1: Plus I ain't tell him that it's been so fucking
Speaker 1: long that nigga, so you know, he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: you know you had to put that back on you
Speaker 1: what KNDA forever? And he knew it. I think he
Speaker 1: might have said it, and I was like, so anyway,
Speaker 1: he's like, um, we're talking and blah blah blah. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you have some motion. He's like looking at me like
Speaker 1: but you know, I got at so I'm just sitting
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. And then we're making
Speaker 1: some kind of small talk and then he was just like, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't care about how the club it
Speaker 1: was or the wedding that you were at. And then
Speaker 1: he told me to get on my knees. I started
Speaker 1: going down on him, and he was like, this is
Speaker 1: what you asked for, right, And he's like look at me.
Speaker 1: I'm like right, so bitch, he listened to the shower,
Speaker 1: so he says, say thank you. So I take his
Speaker 1: dick out of my mouth and I said thank you,
Speaker 1: and he said I didn't tell you to do it,
Speaker 1: so I had to go put his dick back in
Speaker 1: my mouth and then say I was like, so we
Speaker 1: started sucking. I come so hard immediately, and I really
Speaker 1: didn't want to do his horn like that, but like
Speaker 1: I just was super backed up and I was shaking
Speaker 1: so embarrassingly that he was kind of looking like what
Speaker 1: the fund is wrong with this? But it was like
Speaker 1: TURETSI jittery. It was really bad. So long story short, Um,
Speaker 1: while we're fucking, you know, throwing it back a little bit,
Speaker 1: whatever my little booty could do because I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: he felt people with holks and he was like, O,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get this pussy and I'm gonna keep sucking.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh for real, looking back, like thank
Speaker 1: you and anyway, So I got back on my knees.
Speaker 1: He came in my mouth. It was awesome, and then
Speaker 1: he told me to lay back down and ate my pussy.
Speaker 1: Why I could still taste is come And that was
Speaker 1: really great. So following that, I get in the bed.
Speaker 1: We're making this weird small talk. Before you know, I'm
Speaker 1: assuming he gets my uber home and we're sitting there
Speaker 1: and I start saying, Oh, have you seen Black plans Man.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, not yet, I gotta go check it out.
Speaker 1: I was like, I've been seeing a bunch of movies lately.
Speaker 1: I got movie passed. He's like, oh, what's that. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, you pay like ten bucks a month for
Speaker 1: a limited movies. And I'm showing him to app and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you rich, and I just I felt stupid
Speaker 1: showing his like you know, no, you can't do that.
Speaker 1: They're they're regular people, you know. And and that's the thing,
Speaker 1: like I haven't had enough blue check Dick to just
Speaker 1: be feeling like they're not untouchable, and it was just
Speaker 1: really weird for me. So anyway, I get in the uber,
Speaker 1: He's still texting me, and I'm kind of like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is still going. The next day he keeps texting me,
Speaker 1: and now all I feel like it is bitch, this
Speaker 1: is dick that bitches pray for. And I feel like
Speaker 1: I want, I really do. But I was sitting up
Speaker 1: in the house happiest. Fuck. I don't know, bitch. He
Speaker 1: texts us back to back, go ahead, we can say
Speaker 1: the funk. I just said, Nigga, we recorded, sorry for
Speaker 1: the literally just called wheezy. She declined, and then he
Speaker 1: gonna hit me right after saying, Yo, I'm like, nigga,
Speaker 1: we recorded, damn. He wanted to answer the phone. You fine,
Speaker 1: let's call him back. Go ahead. I don't know what
Speaker 1: he wants. He knows the recording because I told him
Speaker 1: the Kink of the week is about him. Yo, what
Speaker 1: you want? I want to know? Why not? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: yo yo yo yo yo. We're lie. We're like we're
Speaker 1: and we didn't do nothing. We didn't do nothing. Mandy
Speaker 1: was tripping and you know, and Alice got a good job.
Speaker 1: I feel so bad. I don't know why she did that.
Speaker 1: I just listened to that everybody we've been going to
Speaker 1: do one. Oh what I thought to me. Okay, So anyway,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, have a blessed day. So that's
Speaker 1: just finishing. That's how long it time to um? But
Speaker 1: whoa long story short? Okay, uh, condom almost got stuck again.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you, I think it's my vagina.
Speaker 1: So I'll be doing this thing where I like started.
Speaker 1: I really know how to use my kegels now. And
Speaker 1: right when he was sucking me from the back, he
Speaker 1: was like yo yo yo, stop and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this pussy is so good, He's gonna come. And then
Speaker 1: he was like, no, bitch, the slide. So I feel
Speaker 1: like it's my vagina, and now I want to take
Speaker 1: accountability for that second. I also want to mention the
Speaker 1: first time in my life that I ever felt so
Speaker 1: groupy was genuinely at this Drake concert. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you why I'm gonna make it fast. I got flow tickets. Um,
Speaker 1: they were only like two hundred bucks or whatever, but like,
Speaker 1: you get to be by these risers, right, so like
Speaker 1: Rory and Chris styles, of course they got their backstage
Speaker 1: so they could enter in and out the floor, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, y'all niggas got free drinks. Kevin Durant
Speaker 1: was there, Shaggy, all the bitches that Drake from Instagram,
Speaker 1: Um French Montana, other famous nick Michael B. Jordan's, and
Speaker 1: there it happened. Wait, you didn't tell me Michael B
Speaker 1: Jordan was there, because that continued to listen, you gotta
Speaker 1: you better have taught to him. If you ain't taught
Speaker 1: to him, you will pussy home. I never really thought
Speaker 1: that I would have that reaction, my nigga. I freaked out,
Speaker 1: so hold on, So I said to myself, right because
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, NonStop came on, I said, let
Speaker 1: me go back a day because I'm freaking out. So
Speaker 1: something that comes up. He's like, yo, y'all want to
Speaker 1: go back to the age, blah blah blah and go
Speaker 1: to this party. And I'm like, we want to go
Speaker 1: that goddamn party. So we're back there and I see
Speaker 1: Drake's daddy talking to some holes Fresh Montana's with these
Speaker 1: two big booty girls. They were so hot and actually
Speaker 1: he was really cute in person, so boom, I think
Speaker 1: there was Mac Wild or something who I was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: you're supposed to come on the show. And so suddenly
Speaker 1: Michael V. Jordan comes to talk to him, because of
Speaker 1: course regular people you know what I'm saying. And I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there trying to blend in, like I ain't about
Speaker 1: to pass it pass out, so I couldn't say nothing.
Speaker 1: So hold on. We went to this after party. I
Speaker 1: only want to hear no more, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be my moment. I'm gonna ask the
Speaker 1: sneaker for the interview. It's I gets super close that
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan and then I start having a panic attack
Speaker 1: here and I can't know what. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: So now I'm dancing a slow motion. I forget he's there,
Speaker 1: and I started screaming that outside Dick got them home sick.
Speaker 1: And so he says to me, oh, damn you about
Speaker 1: to go outside of something. I said, no, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: stay right he or next to you, exactly what We're doing,
Speaker 1: this smiling thing back and forth. And then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: my names Wheezy. He told me his name, and then
Speaker 1: I'm about to get it out. No I didn't. I
Speaker 1: just like Oh, it's it's what I never heard of.
Speaker 1: It never heard like like the basketball player. Okay. Um.
Speaker 1: So then I'm sitting there and I'm starting to think
Speaker 1: about kill Monger and how like I've masturbated to him,
Speaker 1: like literally legitim masturbated to Michael Jordan and I didn't
Speaker 1: say that, but then I was like trying to get closer,
Speaker 1: and then mac Wild said something. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come back on the show. I was supposed
Speaker 1: to be on their mouth and I'm like, speaking of
Speaker 1: my show. I turned around and he's gone, and I
Speaker 1: missed my shot. He disappeared in the air. Bit you
Speaker 1: better you should have been looking. By the way, who
Speaker 1: else was in the club? Small little bar? I'll tell
Speaker 1: you the name of it later, because I feel like
Speaker 1: his nigga's hat out, Jesse Williams and fucking little Romeo,
Speaker 1: which really, I swear to god, he had the biggest
Speaker 1: security in the club. And I died, bitch, I said,
Speaker 1: these niggas think got security? You fucking with this stepping
Speaker 1: front motherfucker. Bitch, I'm telling you he had a hood on,
Speaker 1: like hey, you want to be recognized? Sunglasses. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: walked home masturbated to Michael B. Jordan again and um,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I'm so disappointed in you. I just went
Speaker 1: to a matter of fact, blue Check called me in
Speaker 1: the club to say what's up, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I got somebody else, but yeah, so it was great.
Speaker 1: I'm so you know, you know, since you're now in
Speaker 1: the blue Check mark realm, what you gotta do is
Speaker 1: slot into Michael B. Jordan's MS because I heard that
Speaker 1: if you offer him a smoothie, he'll take you on
Speaker 1: a date. He did that ship with a bit from Okay,
Speaker 1: but I think that was just being nice or whatever.
Speaker 1: There's a video that came out, by the way in
Speaker 1: the shade room with these little kids freaking out about
Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan's and that was me in the club,
Speaker 1: so he didn't know that I was going crazy like
Speaker 1: nice meeting you. Well, now it's a little too late,
Speaker 1: but here was my question for you that told you
Speaker 1: I want to bring up hold on. So Blue Check dick.
Speaker 1: Right right before I go over there to fuck him,
Speaker 1: he calls me or sends me a voice nemo and
Speaker 1: asked me about being discreet and like if I can
Speaker 1: be discreet And I'm like, if he wants to sucking,
Speaker 1: having you sign an NBA or some sh it. And
Speaker 1: then I was so insulted when he said that to me.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be that. I literally was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: going over there because he probably thinks I'm gonna air
Speaker 1: him out. Blah blah blah. So my home girl was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: you've never sucked somebody while you've low key been somebody.
Speaker 1: You gotta realize you have a platform now and you can't.
Speaker 1: And not only that, like we do talk the way
Speaker 1: we do. So like I've had Blue Check, well a
Speaker 1: ballplayer like be like chilled out on me because of
Speaker 1: the show and because he was listening to it, and
Speaker 1: he was just like, oh na, bro, like you're not
Speaker 1: gonna make me. And I was like, we don't even
Speaker 1: say names, and he was just like no. But then
Speaker 1: not only that, like um, if you hang out with
Speaker 1: certain types like especially more so the entertainers, not so
Speaker 1: much the athletes, but like Chris Brown, my nigga, that
Speaker 1: nigga had you signed an NBA before you come into
Speaker 1: the room, like and I've hung out with him mad times. Now,
Speaker 1: Oh no, you can't say ship that happened in this room.
Speaker 1: You can't say, like, and he makes you what what
Speaker 1: do you saw you sign? You first year, last name?
Speaker 1: And I want to say maybe even your social my nigga,
Speaker 1: like they don't motherfucking play that ship. Well, I was
Speaker 1: super nervous and like, that's why I didn't make you
Speaker 1: sign anything. No, he didn't, but he talked about it again.
Speaker 1: Recorded your voice note, I promise I will not. Well,
Speaker 1: he asked me for a picture, and you know what,
Speaker 1: right when he asked me for that picture, I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, this is his collateral. So I didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: He's like, will send me something to hold me over
Speaker 1: till you get there? And I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I really don't want him to feel like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say something because I'm not. I would never do it.
Speaker 1: But um, I'm glad told my mom and my mom
Speaker 1: said stop playing. It's like I just saw him. I
Speaker 1: just saw him. I just saw I'm a TV so
Speaker 1: I always hype um. But it was great and I'm
Speaker 1: looking forward to sucking him again. He's gonna be out
Speaker 1: of time for two weeks, but um Daddy says, you
Speaker 1: know he's gonna come get this piste. I guess. Um
Speaker 1: it was kind of brought up that I didn't go
Speaker 1: with Wheezy to the drake concept. But that's because I
Speaker 1: was getting the best tick of my life and I'm
Speaker 1: going to share that story on another episode I just
Speaker 1: gonna do. But just give us anopsis. Not I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna get a synopsis yet, because just just know that
Speaker 1: in I got to Pagan Nigga and so I have
Speaker 1: a whole new pegging story to share. And not only that,
Speaker 1: just know as much great sex if we have talked
Speaker 1: about on this motherfucking show, just know that in twenty eighteen,
Speaker 1: I just now had the best sex of my life. Well,
Speaker 1: the freakiest, nastiest sex doesn't allow me to do a
Speaker 1: lot of things. Let me do, Mandy said to me
Speaker 1: when I asked her. Um, she sends me a picture
Speaker 1: of the dude. She tells me the stories. By the way,
Speaker 1: me and Mandy haven't spoke. We've talked more in the
Speaker 1: last four days than we have all years. All easy.
Speaker 1: So she starts telling about him, she sending pictures. I said,
Speaker 1: but she's so fun. I need you to tell me
Speaker 1: something bad. How many kids you got? She goes, well, actually, actually,
Speaker 1: I mean he's not perfect, but nobody is um and
Speaker 1: but it was literally the best. But I guess I
Speaker 1: wanted to share a story so as you guys know,
Speaker 1: and I haven't really got to talk. First off, I've
Speaker 1: been drained with my new job. Um Spotify by HBO
Speaker 1: showed up? What up? Because a bitch really don't am
Speaker 1: really about this corporate life like she thought she was
Speaker 1: gonna be. UM, I started this new job and I'm drained.
Speaker 1: I literally as no, when your salary there's no over,
Speaker 1: So can't you say no? Isn't it like no, No,
Speaker 1: I'm a first year, there's no saying no. I get
Speaker 1: reviews and ratings, and my increase depends on my reviews
Speaker 1: and ratings, and so it's like it's really really tough.
Speaker 1: Like literally, I kind of got scolded at because when
Speaker 1: we recorded our therapist episode, I didn't get home until midnight.
Speaker 1: They let me leave the office early to come record that.
Speaker 1: What they expected me we recorded it eight They expected
Speaker 1: me to log back on at midnight to see if
Speaker 1: anyone needed help with anything, And because I didn't, the
Speaker 1: next morning, my senior year was like, well, we were
Speaker 1: waiting for you to sign back on and we noticed
Speaker 1: that you didn't even reach out to see, like that's
Speaker 1: something that you need to do. And I'm just like, like,
Speaker 1: when I get home tonight, I have to log into
Speaker 1: my computer and finish a draft. Like it's really really hard,
Speaker 1: but I will say I wanted to bring up that.
Speaker 1: So seven hit the very first week I started, and
Speaker 1: so I was like, okay, So I worked Monday. Tuesday
Speaker 1: morning he hit me, of course at five am in
Speaker 1: the morning, and I was like, I have worked to
Speaker 1: go to I have you know, I got to do this.
Speaker 1: But I was by, it's fine, I'm gonna go get this, dick.
Speaker 1: It's five am. This is the time that I can
Speaker 1: get it. This is this is it. This is around
Speaker 1: his time when he leaving the studio. Okay, bet So
Speaker 1: I get dressed and I go see him and not
Speaker 1: realizing that, you know, the first week of work, you
Speaker 1: kind of gotta be cute. I didn't bring a brush,
Speaker 1: I didn't bring my makeup, I didn't bring anything to
Speaker 1: kind of fix myself after and he we went to
Speaker 1: rounds and we never go two rounds, bitch. He gave
Speaker 1: me two like amazing rounds to where my second day
Speaker 1: of work, I went in with one eyebrow and looked
Speaker 1: like I had just came from the motherfucking gym, like
Speaker 1: bun was all. I had one eyebrow because I did
Speaker 1: my eyebrows prior to going to him and with my
Speaker 1: face and no, I literally fucked him from five to
Speaker 1: seven thirty and then took Uber to from Jersey during
Speaker 1: rush hour hold on with wait wait wait start we started, Yeah,
Speaker 1: look at get that minute marks so nobody. Look, look
Speaker 1: it's in Jersey, mad niggas in Jersey and up north,
Speaker 1: like well, they say, doing concert north is like rocket, Um,
Speaker 1: what is it Rochester? I've got about to say rock away,
Speaker 1: but you should just take the note B because I'm
Speaker 1: telling you know whatever, I'm sucking a blue check nigga.
Speaker 1: I'm scared, bit right you But I'm like nigger. We
Speaker 1: live in New York. They live in New Yorker, Jersey.
Speaker 1: What else does nigga live at? Um? But no. So
Speaker 1: I took Uber from from Jersey to so like we
Speaker 1: fuck and worked together probably like two and a half hours,
Speaker 1: and we just sucked and it was like some good
Speaker 1: ass And I probably shouldn't have hit the blunt, but
Speaker 1: I definitely did, thank god, you know, I mean whatever,
Speaker 1: I really haven't wanted to smoke more. We need to
Speaker 1: get myself relaxed for anal sex. Like I'm tired. After
Speaker 1: you sent me the strap on that you sucked that
Speaker 1: guy with, I was like, I need to grow up, girl,
Speaker 1: you gotta grow up. And it's it was good. Took
Speaker 1: it all all the way. When we were leaving for
Speaker 1: the therapy episode, there was an Adam and E box
Speaker 1: here and there was a prostate kid. Didn't even ask no,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I gotta leave. I needed for
Speaker 1: this weekend. I've got to go well. And I do
Speaker 1: want to give a shout out. And this is not
Speaker 1: a paid ad um, but I did get the prostate
Speaker 1: kit from Adam and Eve, and I actually went ahead.
Speaker 1: Um that nigga was fitting three fingers in his booty
Speaker 1: before we even sucked. So I just went straight to
Speaker 1: the big one. I didn't think I needed to waste
Speaker 1: my time with the small ones because so I didn't
Speaker 1: use funk loum because but you got all the bottles, um.
Speaker 1: But I did use a water based lube because I
Speaker 1: got a new strap on because I left my fucking
Speaker 1: strap on at Buru College from our live show in
Speaker 1: New York bitch, I know your gag thing gotta be
Speaker 1: in that bag too. I lost at the college. So
Speaker 1: whoever at Buru College? Oh god, so we left the
Speaker 1: check that we donated to um sur I left the check,
Speaker 1: so you left a strap on and they're never having us.
Speaker 1: I've been talking to an the influencer who hit me
Speaker 1: up on Instagram. She's like, hey, I know you did
Speaker 1: your show at that place. Blah blah. They don't don't
Speaker 1: get the recommend from you, all um, all right, So
Speaker 1: kink of the Week this week, shout out to the
Speaker 1: home e Van went on his show and we talked
Speaker 1: about the kind of porn we like, and he talked
Speaker 1: about a porn that I actually had never heard of,
Speaker 1: and it's called jerk Off Encouragement slash Instructions, where basically,
Speaker 1: have you heard of this pork? You heard of this? No,
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was a category. I didn't know
Speaker 1: it was a category. So there's basically he was like,
Speaker 1: you know, there's like a countdown that they do where
Speaker 1: these girls will like walk you through the jerk off
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. I was laughing, but I got some
Speaker 1: clips of a woman doing it, and here we go
Speaker 1: get yourself to the fucking edge. Get yourself there. I
Speaker 1: want you to get there. Okay, get yourself to the edge,
Speaker 1: but I want you to hold yourself there. Just get
Speaker 1: yourself to that point. I know you're so close. And
Speaker 1: so actually, now that you play that, do you want
Speaker 1: to know the funny thing, I enjoy watching guys jack
Speaker 1: out mostly on Snap because they don't send me in
Speaker 1: the but um, I'm talking to him. Yeah, So we'll
Speaker 1: be on Snap while they will FaceTime sex guy what
Speaker 1: of all that ship, They'll be on video and it's
Speaker 1: a lot and I'm watching them just jack off and
Speaker 1: they literally enjoy me talking to them. So, but I
Speaker 1: don't do it that way. I'll be more so. The
Speaker 1: girl was taking her hand and mimicking a jerk off,
Speaker 1: which was weird. I don't do that, but I try
Speaker 1: to put them into a scenario. So you would like,
Speaker 1: if my mouth was on that dick right now, wouldn't you?
Speaker 1: Or like? So I do a lot of talking like that,
Speaker 1: and I think that it's actually well, I think it's
Speaker 1: a good thing for people to do if maybe they
Speaker 1: are in a long distance relationship. Yeah, I get that
Speaker 1: a lot with Loverboy. By the way almost had some
Speaker 1: skype sex with him. I don't know why. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. Whenever I get bored. Oh I know
Speaker 1: real quick before you go there. I just want to
Speaker 1: let the listeners know if you fucked a bit a
Speaker 1: while ago and y'all ain't talking, she just hit you up.
Speaker 1: She bored. I just don't think that we've really missed y'all. Nigga,
Speaker 1: we've bored and the niggas on our phone right now
Speaker 1: acting up, so we're just like, okay, let me go
Speaker 1: to somebody, okay, because bitch, I really don't like to
Speaker 1: think they're like even thinking about haven't thought about you.
Speaker 1: I'm just bored. So he hit me up because and
Speaker 1: it's funny because this nigga could never listen to ship
Speaker 1: when we was sucking. He hit me up about the
Speaker 1: Rory episode and he's like, why you said my name
Speaker 1: and that I couldn't afford Japan. I was like, I
Speaker 1: wasn't talking about you, bro, I was talking about another
Speaker 1: nigga and he was like, oh, yeah, of course he
Speaker 1: can afford you. Fan. So long story short, we end
Speaker 1: up getting on FaceTime like I think a week before
Speaker 1: that or so, and he pulled his dick out, and
Speaker 1: I was like, do I want to show him my puzzy?
Speaker 1: And I kind of even wanted to send him nudes
Speaker 1: before I send him to other niggas, just to confirm
Speaker 1: and see what he thinks. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Because now that I'm back on my open relationship ship ship,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you big team. I feel like, you know,
Speaker 1: I gotta get my nude game up and I want
Speaker 1: to start how in active. It's crazy that you said
Speaker 1: that because I remember I went through we did a
Speaker 1: bet a while ago. I don't know what episode it was,
Speaker 1: but that I wouldn't send nudes and I will sit
Speaker 1: here and tell you that you would or yeah we
Speaker 1: did a bet. Yeah, but I'll tell you now. She said,
Speaker 1: oh one of them is old. They just don't count.
Speaker 1: I didn't just take it. No. But recently I have
Speaker 1: not been sending nudes, and it's mostly because I do
Speaker 1: have consistent dick but also because with sending nudes and
Speaker 1: videos to me, it's something that you do with excitement
Speaker 1: and anticipation of seeing somebody. And because I'm so busy
Speaker 1: right now, my nigga, I can't get flown out, so
Speaker 1: and you're not coming to New York. So what do
Speaker 1: you want me to do? I'm not a pen pal.
Speaker 1: Call someone else. I mean they're fun when you're not.
Speaker 1: You know what, it does take time that board right now,
Speaker 1: I was by the way, me and Jeeves laughed so
Speaker 1: hard about me fucking that fifth year oldniggo who got
Speaker 1: a condom is talking about pussy, and I just really
Speaker 1: appreciate that we were that at that point where we
Speaker 1: could laugh because he was just and that came right
Speaker 1: after discussing fucking an elder like that really good. He
Speaker 1: wasn't an elder. It's at sixty five and over having
Speaker 1: to defend myself. I've had enough with the therapy. Fifty
Speaker 1: is not elder, and he looks forty. Okay, let's get
Speaker 1: vanilla ship because wait, we're not going to do vanilla
Speaker 1: ships in minutes? All right? You got vanilla ship? Was vanilla?
Speaker 1: S Oh no, we can talk about this vanilla ship?
Speaker 1: All right. So I got this sent to me from
Speaker 1: a girl I work with. Actually, and it's a Vice article.
Speaker 1: We'll put in this description, um, and this is a
Speaker 1: caption the headline. This photographer documented three couples having sex
Speaker 1: on their period. Okay, no, I have a thing about
Speaker 1: this all lesbian couples. I know you do if you're
Speaker 1: a grown adult. In two thousand eighteen. In two thousand eighteen,
Speaker 1: period sex shouldn't really be an issue. Sometimes people with
Speaker 1: vaginas bleed from them. Get over it. Uh, let's see.
Speaker 1: There was a thirty year old photographer from l A
Speaker 1: that feels like it's not a big deal, and she
Speaker 1: called her photo series of period Peace, where three queer
Speaker 1: couples were enjoying period sex. Um. The first one is
Speaker 1: with a woman that has blood on her mouth and hands. Um.
Speaker 1: She said what they basically vice was saying, Why do
Speaker 1: you feel like you need to explore the topic of
Speaker 1: period sex? She said, well, it stemmed from a conversation
Speaker 1: about friends were grossed out by it. I was really shocked.
Speaker 1: I thought about you and really disgusted when I mentioned
Speaker 1: that I have sex in my period. They were disgusted.
Speaker 1: I was so surprised at them, you know, like, why
Speaker 1: are women deemed untouchable in the period? Why especially when
Speaker 1: your hormones are changing and you're more aroused. So she
Speaker 1: decided to do this photo series. The next picture is
Speaker 1: this couple where like her hand is on her girlfriend's
Speaker 1: breast um, and you can see blood on the breast.
Speaker 1: She says she doesn't know why people are feeling so
Speaker 1: weird about It's just different fluids from the same place.
Speaker 1: Society is so scared to talk about periods in general.
Speaker 1: To being intimate and having sex in the period is
Speaker 1: a whole another level of taboo. When I was young,
Speaker 1: it was so embarrassing for someone even know you're on
Speaker 1: your period, even just buying tampons, that toel shameful. Um.
Speaker 1: A friend in high school said he was shocked because
Speaker 1: he heard that his friend had stained her underwear, and
Speaker 1: he explained how disgusting he was at the thought. And
Speaker 1: she said, every single month, I have to remind myself
Speaker 1: I have my period and I stay in my underwear. Um.
Speaker 1: There's a representation of periods on TV from Sex in
Speaker 1: the City once. Um, that's the only one that she
Speaker 1: can remember. Yeah, they don't really talk about periods much
Speaker 1: on I will say, and I think the only movie
Speaker 1: that I've seen that's that that has referenced period that's disgusting. Um.
Speaker 1: And it's super bad when she's dancing on and then
Speaker 1: it gets on his shorts and he's like, yo, what
Speaker 1: the fuck that's period blood and they all that's how
Speaker 1: I knew the girlfriend. They all start laughing at him
Speaker 1: for having period blood on his shorts. So this is crazy.
Speaker 1: The real short story, I don't want to make it long.
Speaker 1: We actually talked about this with the fucking doctor, with
Speaker 1: Dr Kim, and I'm embarrassed to say clearly we haven't
Speaker 1: talked often, but I went on Live and shared the story. Um, recently,
Speaker 1: I did have sex with someone who came to town,
Speaker 1: and he came to town and my period came a
Speaker 1: week early and I was mad and I was not
Speaker 1: gonna let it stop. Um, So I is that when
Speaker 1: you asked the Instagram what to do? Yes, bitch, yes,
Speaker 1: because so I'm at work, mind you, my period is
Speaker 1: supposed to come on for another week, So I like,
Speaker 1: n God laughed at me, bitch. I went to the
Speaker 1: bathroom and wiped pink and had a fucking heart attack.
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting here asking my co workers. Profen there like,
Speaker 1: is it a headache? No? I heard ib Profen stops
Speaker 1: it if you take two. I don't know, I asked him,
Speaker 1: mad ship. Someone said to drink a jello pack. I
Speaker 1: was like, I wonder a jello pack match you put
Speaker 1: it in the water and before it turns solid, you
Speaker 1: drink it. And I'm guessing maybe it's there was a
Speaker 1: girl after a punk this weekend that was free bleeding
Speaker 1: see no bro disgusting. But anyway, so I do want
Speaker 1: to sit here and say I decided to go of
Speaker 1: the route that all of my whole friends. Yes, I
Speaker 1: did the sponge. Dr been like oh, when I did
Speaker 1: the sponge, I put a lot of water based lube
Speaker 1: on it, and I only used one because I was
Speaker 1: on my first day and he didn't even know and
Speaker 1: his dick wasn't very big, So like, I was able
Speaker 1: to get it out within twenty four hours. How did
Speaker 1: you wait? Wait, you didn't even say it wasn't right away? Well,
Speaker 1: because I spent the night with him, so I didn't
Speaker 1: want to bleed on the bed, so I kept it
Speaker 1: in me so that the blood didn't go on the bed.
Speaker 1: I didn't have no tampons or nothing with me, and
Speaker 1: I couldn't put his tamponi. I don't know everybody's gonna
Speaker 1: say I'm a child, but I'm gonna be honest. I
Speaker 1: don't really wear tampon. You're a pad warrenhole, you're a child.
Speaker 1: I used thinks and if you guys don't know what
Speaker 1: thinks is, it is a underwear that you could bleed with. Um,
Speaker 1: they're amazing. They're like, we're not going by the way
Speaker 1: the lady made it. Hit us up. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: her own trip. Some periods I saw, but I can't
Speaker 1: childish stick things in me like I freak out. Bro,
Speaker 1: you can stick some you know that's different. Um. Anyways, guys,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go ahead and get into our horrible decision.
Speaker 1: And the horrible decision for this week has to do
Speaker 1: with sexual bucket lists. No, it's called a bucket list,
Speaker 1: a list, Okay, fuck it list. I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: we could do that. So what's crazy is to Weezy
Speaker 1: sent me a list and it's from the Sturge. Can
Speaker 1: you start a tally? When we read these off, you
Speaker 1: get like a column going, I want to see who's
Speaker 1: done the most? How many are we going to read through?
Speaker 1: We'll just read them off and we're gonna say, yes,
Speaker 1: the first will do the first one, right, let's do
Speaker 1: M and W. So it's tally market home. Why don't
Speaker 1: you get an excel friend? Yeah, we're gonna do tally
Speaker 1: so this is just some random app So I asked Mandy,
Speaker 1: actually today I was like, oh, let's let's do a
Speaker 1: fucket list. She's like, nah, after this week and I'm done.
Speaker 1: N I don't need to shils. I literally told her.
Speaker 1: I said, I said, you don't even know the type
Speaker 1: of sex I just had on Friday. I'm done. My
Speaker 1: list is one. I didn't did what I want to do.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do anything else sexually that I
Speaker 1: haven't done already. Like bro, I think I didn't cross
Speaker 1: off every every fucking checkbox my nigga. Well, well let's see,
Speaker 1: we'll refreshurment. Let's find out one kiss a girl. Actually,
Speaker 1: you know what, check the ones that we haven't done.
Speaker 1: Let's do that. Yeah, because we don't did all this
Speaker 1: kiss a girl? Wait, wait, wait real quick, while you
Speaker 1: guys are listening to the show, maybe you guys can
Speaker 1: join in on this game as well. And so if
Speaker 1: you're sitting at your work desk, don't let your boss
Speaker 1: know what you're listening to. But if you're sitting at
Speaker 1: your work desk, go ahead and get a sheet of
Speaker 1: paper and a pen out and be ready to write
Speaker 1: a tally mark for the things that you have not done.
Speaker 1: A matter of fact, let's just go through the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Fuck it is, it'll be quick. Okay. So right, a
Speaker 1: tally mark next to the things that you have not done,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna see. I guess who is the biggest
Speaker 1: hell because you're a bigger hole. Okay, So I'll start
Speaker 1: with the first kiss a girl to have anal. But
Speaker 1: you can't read it that way, bro, we have people
Speaker 1: taken tally marks. You gotta be like, oh, I'm narrating
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, So number one kiss a girl. Number
Speaker 1: two have anal, a whole lot of it. Three have
Speaker 1: a threesome. Four engaging groups that I haven't done that
Speaker 1: you you haven't done group sex. I've had a threesome.
Speaker 1: Oh group sexes? Four? Yeah, oh yeah, I'll talk about
Speaker 1: that later. With three couples, bro. Five have phone sex,
Speaker 1: six masterbit, seven, use a vibrator, eight use a sex toy?
Speaker 1: And someone else? Did nine be tied up? I think
Speaker 1: I'm claustrophobic. I don't. I don't like being tied up.
Speaker 1: Have you number ten tied someone else up? No? Oh wow? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Don't bag eleven have sex? In a public space. Twelve
Speaker 1: be a voyeur and watch other people having sex. By
Speaker 1: the way, for you guys, a live porn does not count.
Speaker 1: Sex in a car? What is this? Fucking in high school? Uh?
Speaker 1: Warteen sex at a drive in? Which do we live
Speaker 1: in the country? Where do you have drive in? I
Speaker 1: don't know, Mark two of us. Fifteen sex on a
Speaker 1: plane mile high club. No, I wish neither too tall.
Speaker 1: I've been fingered. Oh that counts, bro it does. That's
Speaker 1: the part of sex. Okay. Sixteen sex with a stranger
Speaker 1: seventeen one night stand. Eighteen married sex, Huh, I have
Speaker 1: on accident. Wait, wait, the best kind in my opinion?
Speaker 1: Wait is this married sex? Isn't fucking a married person?
Speaker 1: Or yeah? I'm assuming neither of us have been married.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming it's married person, so we've done. Uh. Nineteen
Speaker 1: sex on a boat is a cruise county? Does eating
Speaker 1: pussy count? Yeah? A cruise? Absolutely? You know. Twenty Sex
Speaker 1: in a body of water? Yep. You never sucking a pool?
Speaker 1: And I want to, but I heard it's not that great.
Speaker 1: Twenty one it's not light spanking twenty to red erotica,
Speaker 1: twenty three play strip poker monopoly or a card game.
Speaker 1: Have you No, I haven't. I've done like the sex
Speaker 1: dice thing, sex in a shower. Definitely did the sex
Speaker 1: dice cross off my my Tally sex and Mandy Piston
Speaker 1: one sex standing up against against the wall. Definitely have
Speaker 1: done that yours Alright, guys, so we're gonna read through
Speaker 1: the second half. So look at you, Tally, mark, see
Speaker 1: how you doing. We're gonna go ahead and read to
Speaker 1: see what else we have not done. Um, sex with
Speaker 1: no kissing, I haven't done it. You've you've never done
Speaker 1: sex with no kissing? Nigger, I ain gonna lie. I
Speaker 1: thought the blue check nigger wasn't gonna kiss me, and
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, is this this slutty? But I
Speaker 1: didn't know, bro some I don't even want to talk. Um.
Speaker 1: Seven sex in the pitch black, Yes, I've done that.
Speaker 1: Twenty eight sex in the broad daylight, funk. Have twenty
Speaker 1: nine making out with no sex long after you're no
Speaker 1: longer a virgin. Yeah, I've done that. Thirty Go ahead
Speaker 1: and mark this. Sex in a tent in the wilderness.
Speaker 1: I ain't never been a no tent in the wilderness.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, have you been in the tent.
Speaker 1: You know I'll be going to the festival. I'm really
Speaker 1: trying to. Oh, okay, okay, I've never had sex in
Speaker 1: a tent, but at Mystery at Woodstock, I did like
Speaker 1: hump like dry humper girl. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I did it. Does that KILLT No? Okay, so we
Speaker 1: both never did that. Thirty one watch porn together, yes,
Speaker 1: thirty two watch porn alone every night. Thirty three Learn
Speaker 1: to give yourself multiple orgasms. Yes, I have thirty four
Speaker 1: sex on the beach and I want to, but I
Speaker 1: heard the sand is like, do you haven't done that?
Speaker 1: I haven't done, motherfucking ass. So yeah, go ahead. Actually,
Speaker 1: I gotta fucking. I was only seventeen. We know. I
Speaker 1: was a child when I up and it was my
Speaker 1: first like U T I and I couldn't tell my
Speaker 1: mom because she knows we went missing that night. We
Speaker 1: did some ship um. So the next one is thirty
Speaker 1: five blindfolds. We know I have UM thirty six using
Speaker 1: ice sexually, No, I haven't. I haven't done the ice
Speaker 1: thing bro um thirty seven sexual role play. Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: thirty eight whipped cream. I've never done that. I don't
Speaker 1: think i've done whipped cream either. Maybe I've I mean,
Speaker 1: can we just categorize that as food? I've done? Okay,
Speaker 1: I've done food. I've done food. Thirty nine La perla
Speaker 1: lingeris set? What is that the most expensive? And well
Speaker 1: I ain't get that ship a rainbow? All right? Um,
Speaker 1: Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie. Sex, I've done that only because
Speaker 1: they had a sale at Colonial the mall offense, That's
Speaker 1: what I thought was Yes, okay, so sex with the
Speaker 1: one much older Mark queasy. I guess I could say,
Speaker 1: don't Mark. Oh wait, don't Mark. That's right. We both
Speaker 1: did that. Who's got more talities right now? Wow, you've
Speaker 1: done I've done less? Yes, which I told you want to?
Speaker 1: Big ulf? Wait? Wait wait have you had text with
Speaker 1: someone much older? Yeah? My little, my little African diplomat
Speaker 1: bro like as different, Bro. You know, we go ahead
Speaker 1: and take care of a little baby, all right, Um,
Speaker 1: but I don't even like seeing him. He's so old.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, So forty two is sex with
Speaker 1: someone younger? Legal? Let me tell you I'm laughing hard
Speaker 1: at forty three, bitch, Oh forty three sex in the
Speaker 1: foreign country, possibly with a foreigner. Sure the funk have
Speaker 1: why else did we get on planes quickie and a skirt?
Speaker 1: Sure have long in the rain. That's some white people ship. No,
Speaker 1: I ain't done an I've had tex even not a
Speaker 1: long ee? What's a long? He is just not a quickie?
Speaker 1: I know. Did you funk for long in the rain? No,
Speaker 1: that's why I said market have you? I ain't sucking
Speaker 1: the rain? Okay, so both bitch. Outside of the last
Speaker 1: couple of months, I normally have my hair done and
Speaker 1: I am not. Anyways. The next one sex in the
Speaker 1: ocean while people swim all around you. I would love
Speaker 1: to do that, but I haven't done that. I did
Speaker 1: that in Puerto Rico. I have not done that and
Speaker 1: it burned to don't listen. Salt water and ocean pH
Speaker 1: just all doesn't sound like it goes together. Seven feather ticklers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: feather ticklers on my crops, like the riding crops that
Speaker 1: I gets banked with. It normally is a feather end
Speaker 1: to like go against your body. Okay. Forty eight sex
Speaker 1: wall altered, whether by alcohol or something else. Fuck yes,
Speaker 1: I had some great car sex on Molly that day.
Speaker 1: Y'all had me take Molly when we got back from
Speaker 1: the cruise y'all. Oh my bad, No, that was cool.
Speaker 1: My friends that I was with the the time, who
Speaker 1: actually got me to do really bad things? Y'all? I
Speaker 1: did not want to take it. I should happen to
Speaker 1: me when I took Mom on the cruise. I wanted
Speaker 1: to leave that. I know that was terrible, bro, I cried,
Speaker 1: she has less than five minutes from intercourse alone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I do. And fifty is silent sex in
Speaker 1: a full house. I've definitely done that. Yeah, we definitely
Speaker 1: done that. Should we keep going enough? I want you
Speaker 1: to go ahead and and get up your tally marks,
Speaker 1: so we marked what we haven't done? What is it?
Speaker 1: Five things I haven't done at a fifty? Bitch? You
Speaker 1: a whole? Yeah? I got twailed. I mean I what's
Speaker 1: crazy is those things that I haven't done. Though. It's
Speaker 1: like if it happens, cool, but if it doesn't, I'm
Speaker 1: not pressed. Like, I don't think you understand the sex
Speaker 1: that I just had on Friday, my nigga. I feel
Speaker 1: like I am fulfilled, but it was but it wasn't
Speaker 1: only the peggy. Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow.
Speaker 1: It's actually getting way more in depth, Like so they
Speaker 1: have an additional twenty five. One of them is like
Speaker 1: sex in a movie theater, sex with someone you're angry at,
Speaker 1: masturbating during sex, using a dildo, and your man on
Speaker 1: your man at the same time feeding someone sexually. Those
Speaker 1: are good. That was fun. Yeah, I mean, oh, I
Speaker 1: wanted to say when we were talking about funcket list,
Speaker 1: I was trying to think of places that people really
Speaker 1: want to funk. Obviously airplanes were like, I don't know
Speaker 1: why car sex is such an obsession, bro, you like
Speaker 1: car sex like no for people, But I think I've
Speaker 1: figured it out. Your hat boxed in and it's like
Speaker 1: the heat and sweating. It's like that Titanic scene. Also
Speaker 1: like the smell of each other, which can be fun.
Speaker 1: I guess I always end up sucking out of the
Speaker 1: car the niggas that are too tall, like and I'm
Speaker 1: thick as fun. What were we doing in the backseat
Speaker 1: of my nigga? Is the too tall? I mean we
Speaker 1: have drivers, so it's not like we can. I mean
Speaker 1: I sucked the sprinter, but I don't think that that
Speaker 1: counts as like have you ever been fingered in uber? No?
Speaker 1: But I was rubbing the niggas dick after we went
Speaker 1: to St K for dinner. I was rubbing the funk
Speaker 1: out his dick when we was going to the sex
Speaker 1: store after s t K. But I would you go
Speaker 1: get this from the sex story? I got this is
Speaker 1: Friday right? Yeah, I got the new the new Pegger. Yo,
Speaker 1: that's what Prelude to a Kiss called it. When you said,
Speaker 1: what do you think Mandy does pegger? I got the pegger?
Speaker 1: But it was it was great. I liked to speaking
Speaker 1: the straps. I am growing a crush on young m A. Bitch,
Speaker 1: I want bitch. I'm about to slide at her. M
Speaker 1: I feel like young m A could probably do some things.
Speaker 1: I feel like she spits on it before she sucks you,
Speaker 1: and I feel like she'll slap you in the face
Speaker 1: with it. I feel like young also like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just feel like she would choke me or something like.
Speaker 1: And then I really like her voice, like no, like
Speaker 1: it's just really deep and I don't know, I really
Speaker 1: like her deep voice, which is crazy because I have
Speaker 1: a thing for Adam's apples and I know she doesn't
Speaker 1: have one, but it's like, I really like deep voices. Bro.
Speaker 1: And she got a new little girlfriend and I found
Speaker 1: myself talking she has a girlfriend. Had to delete my
Speaker 1: comment because I was shooting on another one. I felt, no,
Speaker 1: if she right, let me tell you how fucking shady
Speaker 1: I was when I saw her new girlfriend. I said
Speaker 1: to myself, like, man, she like regular ho she definitely well.
Speaker 1: I guess let's go ahead and get into SMA. For
Speaker 1: the last two episodes, we haven't gotten to any of
Speaker 1: our homemail. UM. Once again, I also want to give
Speaker 1: a huge, huge shout out to dubbing as Sante for
Speaker 1: the sexual Trauma episode. UM. That episode has garnered so
Speaker 1: many comments and positive responses from a lot of our listeners. UM,
Speaker 1: so I appreciate that. I'm sorry if you guys felt
Speaker 1: like I mean, you know, we'd be talking over But
Speaker 1: I think what happened with that episode mainly is like
Speaker 1: we had so much to cover we don't and I
Speaker 1: honestly was thinking in my head, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: be quiet, be quiet, But like I wanted to make
Speaker 1: sure we got some ship in there, like does your
Speaker 1: family know? How do you feel? Now? What was the
Speaker 1: rape kit? Like like there was oh much shit, Like
Speaker 1: it just wasn't enough time, and like we had to
Speaker 1: get Rory in like, and I do want you all
Speaker 1: to know too, because I've seen a lot of comments
Speaker 1: like what the fund is this time? Let me you'll
Speaker 1: be talking about Listen, when we do do video, we're
Speaker 1: paying out an hourly rate. When we do get in
Speaker 1: the studio, we're in a studio where there are podcasts
Speaker 1: that either record right now. Do you know the readers
Speaker 1: in here, like Nigga, the retakes about six hours when
Speaker 1: they record. So I just need you all to know.
Speaker 1: I mean, no shade, but like obviously we have to
Speaker 1: beck and call, and I just want you to know
Speaker 1: we all told because we is the last one to
Speaker 1: join lout why they getting kicked out? Listen. I just
Speaker 1: want you all to know. So the fact that y'all
Speaker 1: sit here complaining about us being on a time limit,
Speaker 1: we have people that we have to respect being on
Speaker 1: this network. People's times as far as I can't wait
Speaker 1: till we're a podcast that's someone and they're like, now, y'all,
Speaker 1: Nicks can't come in because horrible decisions there, you know,
Speaker 1: were you don't say therapy episode a little. We're getting that,
Speaker 1: we're getting that, um, but yeah, let's go ahead and
Speaker 1: let's we oh look all right. Look, we get in
Speaker 1: confirmation from an audio guy. Y'all there, nigga. Okay, humble flex,
Speaker 1: look ahead, what's up? Look? He like, let me get
Speaker 1: on my Let men be honest with y'all. I tell
Speaker 1: a few podcasts. I'm not going to say their names. Okay,
Speaker 1: you gotta say that. You gotta relax. That day belongs
Speaker 1: to horrible decisions. Yeah, well, bo, we got a day, nigga,
Speaker 1: even though our day switches up because our schedules eight
Speaker 1: ship but um, we're working home. Let We're gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and get into the homemail. I'll go ahead and
Speaker 1: I'll read this out. So I didn't get the the
Speaker 1: subject because I screenshot this, but here's the first one,
Speaker 1: and I felt like it was good because Mandy Hope. Hey, ladies,
Speaker 1: I love your podcast. I'm a longtime listener. I foxed
Speaker 1: with you. We okay, oh wait, no, this isn't it. Sorry, Look,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you reading? First of all, I
Speaker 1: listen to every single episode, and I love this sex
Speaker 1: positive podcast. Being in the corporate world, it's refreshing to
Speaker 1: hear that I'm not alone. I'm twenty eight years old
Speaker 1: and I'm currently in a relationship. In previous relationships, I
Speaker 1: have been involved in the swinging lifestyle, heavy clubs, host
Speaker 1: my own parties, traveled to parties, etcetera. Love being watched
Speaker 1: and watching. I'm also by and I've had relationships with
Speaker 1: females and I'm a fan of Pollyamory. It's been about
Speaker 1: four years since I've been in the lifestyle and eight
Speaker 1: pussy I don't know why she said that. And now
Speaker 1: I'm in in a great relationship with an amazing guy.
Speaker 1: He is also conservative and vanilla. The sex we have
Speaker 1: as good but pretty plain. I brought up bringing toys
Speaker 1: in the bedroom, anal et cetera. And it's hard passed
Speaker 1: for him. He gets so defensive and I've even brought
Speaker 1: up having a threesome with another girl. We've gotten a
Speaker 1: huge blow fight. You need just to say he's not
Speaker 1: having it. I now masturbate when he's not there, and
Speaker 1: my sex drive has declined due to the fact that
Speaker 1: I feel slightly judged again. My relationship is amazing yet unfulfilled.
Speaker 1: Any advice, and I thought about you because swing Yes,
Speaker 1: um so this is something that I talked about actually
Speaker 1: often with men who I'm thinking of possibly taking the
Speaker 1: leap as far as the relationship discussion is concerned or dating. UM,
Speaker 1: I know that someone who is by someone who has
Speaker 1: went to sex clubs, who's who would be interested in
Speaker 1: the swinging lifestyle. I know that sometimes I just want
Speaker 1: to eat pussy. Sometimes I'm gonna want to have sex
Speaker 1: with a with a woman. And if that is something
Speaker 1: that my partner would not be able to understand, then
Speaker 1: that's something that unfortunately I don't want to be involved in. UM.
Speaker 1: I think that it's something that you have to UM,
Speaker 1: sit down and have a conversation with him, UM, because
Speaker 1: what maybe happened also outside of the bedroom. I think
Speaker 1: I've heard all the time like if you want to
Speaker 1: have sex conversations, serious sex conversations, don't even don't do it,
Speaker 1: not just only in bed, don't even do it in
Speaker 1: the room, don't do it. But I feel like, UM,
Speaker 1: one of the things that maybe making him uneasy about it,
Speaker 1: and I've had this reaction from men before, is that
Speaker 1: he may feel an insecurity within himself and not being
Speaker 1: able to please you in the fact that you do
Speaker 1: want a woman to be involved. There are a lot
Speaker 1: of men and they're very intimate aided by a woman
Speaker 1: seeking another woman for pleasure, like nig I got dick.
Speaker 1: Why do you know, why would you want anything but me?
Speaker 1: So I think you need to reassure him that he
Speaker 1: does please you, but that sexually you do crave having
Speaker 1: a woman. Just talk about it like food, and I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to dumb this down, but like, seriously, just
Speaker 1: I feel like we all have a lunch spot that
Speaker 1: we always eat at for work. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Mine is called Chef twenty eight is my favorite fucking
Speaker 1: restaurant to eat lunch. Mine is red Pokey, but well
Speaker 1: love that ship. Me and you ate there together for
Speaker 1: first time in HK and so there. I hate that
Speaker 1: ship about three times a week. But sometimes I want pizza.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I need pizza. It's
Speaker 1: not like anything's wrong with Chef twenty eight and that
Speaker 1: shitty little ten dollar sushi, But for some reason, I
Speaker 1: need pizza. And it doesn't mean just because you want
Speaker 1: to taste something else that that's not your faith, you know.
Speaker 1: And I think another thing. The reason that I realized
Speaker 1: things that went so well with Jeeves, it's because he
Speaker 1: completely understood that, like I have a sexual appetite and
Speaker 1: it has nothing to do with my feelings for him.
Speaker 1: And so that initial stages of talking about sex and
Speaker 1: being open with it and what I might want and like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is honeymoon right now, but like, yeah, maybe openness later.
Speaker 1: It was awesome and I don't even know if I
Speaker 1: could ever be in a relationship again where I wasn't
Speaker 1: fulfilled in that way. And bitch, if you for real
Speaker 1: hosting sex parties and now this nigga won't even let
Speaker 1: you have a fucking threesome with a bitch, which no offense,
Speaker 1: but I feel like dudes always think that's the easy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: i'd say break up with him. Um, before before you
Speaker 1: read that one, which is just a nice email, I
Speaker 1: do want to read this next homemail. Well, basically, y'all
Speaker 1: got the advice we gave we gave her, but this
Speaker 1: next home mail is actually really quite nasty and raunchy,
Speaker 1: and I'm really glad that you picked it. I don't
Speaker 1: know what accident that is, but I'm gonna go ahead
Speaker 1: and rage right now. Okay, So heylight, as I love
Speaker 1: the podcast, long time listener, I folks with Weezy. I've
Speaker 1: been plotting on bringing you in home for some time
Speaker 1: now that I don't know, but they wanted because you
Speaker 1: say I want to a fan, but you a more
Speaker 1: guest star than I am. I feel like, hold on, bro,
Speaker 1: you say I want to funk a fan if I'm
Speaker 1: sitting here listening to a podcast and Michael B. Jordan's
Speaker 1: go on saying yeah, I kind of want to. I
Speaker 1: want to see him invite your assad too. God damn.
Speaker 1: All right, so let me go ahead and get back. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I'm twenty six. I've been with my husband since I
Speaker 1: was eighteen, married at twenty. As you can imagine, we
Speaker 1: hadn't had many sexual experiences prior to one another, so
Speaker 1: we've just been becoming experts on each other's bodies and
Speaker 1: trying new things as we go. He recently started putting
Speaker 1: his finger in my ask, which is cool, Okay, it's
Speaker 1: co it intensifies the orgasm that it does, ma'am. But
Speaker 1: that's not why I'm writing in girl, let's get to
Speaker 1: it you already. I give him a decent amount of head.
Speaker 1: I probably should give him more, but I never let
Speaker 1: him come in my mouth. I have maybe twice, like
Speaker 1: hell of years ago, and I just was like, I'm
Speaker 1: not about that life and never did it again. The
Speaker 1: other night, when he was about to come, I asked
Speaker 1: him if he wanted to come in my mouth, and
Speaker 1: I think he was surprised, but he pulled out and
Speaker 1: I finished him off, and as he came in my mouth,
Speaker 1: I wanted to throw up. I spit it in a
Speaker 1: water bottle next to me. It didn't taste bad at all.
Speaker 1: It actually tasted mostly like water. Girl, you got a
Speaker 1: good one in well. My question is how do I
Speaker 1: not gag? What's the right way to swallow? If there
Speaker 1: is one, help me with him? Sincerely, the wife that
Speaker 1: doesn't swallow, I just googled for you, because if you
Speaker 1: are feeling like that, like it's that gross, it's got
Speaker 1: to be his taste. She said it didn't taste that bad.
Speaker 1: She said it tastes like water. Though. Wait, why then?
Speaker 1: Maybe because she's just thinking that it's coming out his
Speaker 1: dick and she's disgusted with sperm. I letta keep it
Speaker 1: a stack. Don't swallow? Why why not? Like if? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But okay, So if your body have a question, here's
Speaker 1: my question. If you're saying don't swallow, I don't swallow.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to have this conversation right now,
Speaker 1: because I swallow every time, and I'd be like swallowing,
Speaker 1: and then once I know I got every drop, I
Speaker 1: go back till it's like numb, until he's like whoa.
Speaker 1: I would just be trying to suck every drop out
Speaker 1: of it. But so here, Well, here's my advice then,
Speaker 1: because if you're not trying to swallow, the thing is,
Speaker 1: he's gonna know you spit it out if you jump
Speaker 1: up to go spit it out, or if you spit
Speaker 1: it in a cup next to you, Like say, he
Speaker 1: wants to sit there and late with you and have
Speaker 1: a conversation right after. But you can't just sit with
Speaker 1: us with the common your mouth. You gotta you gotta
Speaker 1: do something with it psychologically. If you're telling me that
Speaker 1: it tastes like water, I would say, think of it
Speaker 1: as like you don't like them weak grass shots. They're
Speaker 1: not really good. They don't taste great, but they make
Speaker 1: you feel good and like you know, they're healthy for you.
Speaker 1: Look how the health benefits to come. Because I think
Speaker 1: that's why my my teeth are white, because i'd be
Speaker 1: swallowing nut. I'm just because there is a health Maybe
Speaker 1: I mean I do brush my teeth too. Um, but
Speaker 1: I think that you should just look at it as
Speaker 1: he eats your pussy and we just we we let
Speaker 1: off a lot of juices and you're comfortable with that.
Speaker 1: I feel like you need to look at him just
Speaker 1: as you know, what do you say about I don't
Speaker 1: know any tips which I just swallow, like if it's
Speaker 1: if it's just I can't I can't get into it.
Speaker 1: But I'm also like obsessed with come and looking at it,
Speaker 1: and so you like seeing it, So I try to
Speaker 1: make it sexier in that way because I can't swallow
Speaker 1: because I genuinely have a weird crazy I am complete
Speaker 1: opposite of you, and the fact that you don't want
Speaker 1: to see it, no bitch, when he comes on me,
Speaker 1: like if he like pulls off and like like comes
Speaker 1: on my butt on my back, I literally anytime I
Speaker 1: do that, I'd be like, oh, you are so nasty.
Speaker 1: I think a nigga is so nasty When he come
Speaker 1: on med I tell him that, I'm like, oh, so
Speaker 1: you would rather swallow your soo mad it's on my
Speaker 1: butt cheeks rather swallow it. I don't know. And but
Speaker 1: what's crazy? I'm I swear to honestly, I think nasty
Speaker 1: like what like it's like I think like rat like
Speaker 1: then I feel like I am on some rated Z
Speaker 1: type shit. I don't even know what from. Come on
Speaker 1: your gas, come on my ass for my tinny are
Speaker 1: Like if I think come, I think that that nigg
Speaker 1: is a freak, I want to take an Instagram that's fine,
Speaker 1: but I really do like I prefer swallowing. Bro. This
Speaker 1: bit just said she thinks it's more nasty if you
Speaker 1: come on her ass or on her body. She thinks
Speaker 1: it's disgusting and she would rather just swallow it. Which
Speaker 1: do y'all think it is more nasty? I like swallowing, bro,
Speaker 1: swallowing or or coming on you? Coming on you? Okay
Speaker 1: if you if you guys are on our Instagram, we're
Speaker 1: gonna take that poll, and I want you to put
Speaker 1: the water emojis if you think that that's yeah water
Speaker 1: what water emoji has come anyways? Bro? Oh yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: figured it out by the to me, we're gonna take
Speaker 1: a vote. I don't know, it's weird because especially when
Speaker 1: you're dealing with with come that doesn't have a taste.
Speaker 1: It's my niggative ship good like I'd literally be telling
Speaker 1: him he healthy, I like you you're beating good, ain't
Speaker 1: you like? I'll be telling him that nasty, that's nasty.
Speaker 1: That I'd be like, look, we get posted the hour
Speaker 1: I want to get I want to get into this
Speaker 1: really right. No, no, no, not the second one. But listen.
Speaker 1: She mentioned that the finger in the assid is intensifying
Speaker 1: her orgasm. Amazing thing that I want you guys to
Speaker 1: look at. Okay, I kind of want us to get
Speaker 1: into maybe giving you guys some references for ship. But
Speaker 1: I randomly found this. Shout out to my homegirl Jersey Josie.
Speaker 1: There's a show on Netflix called Explained. Y'all hear about this? No,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about, the female orgasm. I
Speaker 1: think it's episode sixteen. Don't quote me on that. It's
Speaker 1: about thirty minutes all about the orgasm and how it
Speaker 1: happens for women. Something really interesting. A few pieces I
Speaker 1: took from it. The length of your clip goes almost
Speaker 1: all the way into your rectum, so that even when
Speaker 1: you're having vaginal orgasms, it's quote unquote still the clip
Speaker 1: apparently of your orgasm is the clip just hitting you
Speaker 1: in a different way, like reaches to your ass. Another
Speaker 1: thing I found interesting. Men after they peek and they
Speaker 1: have an orgasm, they have this refractory period where they
Speaker 1: can't be touched or anything like that. I know some
Speaker 1: of y'all can get back up or whatever, it takes
Speaker 1: you some time. But with women, that's why we're able
Speaker 1: to have multiple orgasms because it can intensify them for us,
Speaker 1: like we don't necessarily tap out. Um. It was really
Speaker 1: really fucking good and I wanted to write some ship
Speaker 1: down about it, but I just thought about it when
Speaker 1: you mentioned your ass, so like, apparently our clip reaches
Speaker 1: all the way to the ass, which is another reason
Speaker 1: why I find it interesting that people with genital mutilation
Speaker 1: are learning how to have vaginal orgasms because apparently that
Speaker 1: clip is still gone and that's how we have vaginal orgasm.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, Broke. I'm gonna leave the the name in
Speaker 1: the episode for y'all go check that out. It's super
Speaker 1: fucking interesting. UM. Yeah, and I guess before we before
Speaker 1: we let off, UM, I do want to read um
Speaker 1: this one last email that we got, and it's actually
Speaker 1: one of the the emails that I said, literally touch
Speaker 1: us from UM kind of what we give you guys
Speaker 1: weekly um and the topics that we decided to talk about.
Speaker 1: So this one says, Hey, I just got through your
Speaker 1: episode with Dove, and it was surreal for me because
Speaker 1: I had a girlfriend who was gang right too. So
Speaker 1: I thought i'd give you the perspective that's really spoken
Speaker 1: about the men who also have to deal with the
Speaker 1: ramifications of this horrible act. I've dealt with constant crying,
Speaker 1: the anger both directed to me because I was a male,
Speaker 1: and at herself because she thinks it's her fault. It's
Speaker 1: also dealt with her cheating on me with girls because
Speaker 1: of the confusion we were in high school when all
Speaker 1: this happened. It's not easy seeing the woman you love
Speaker 1: her every day and powerless to do anything about it,
Speaker 1: and as a man, it works with you hardcore, And
Speaker 1: to this day, even though we're not together, I still
Speaker 1: love her and it still affects me. She's in a
Speaker 1: better place now and we still hang out from time
Speaker 1: to time, and it's affected relationships before because somehow I
Speaker 1: still feel like I have to protect her. I think,
Speaker 1: even though it's a triggering topic, rape needs to be
Speaker 1: discussed in its rawness in the same way we discussed
Speaker 1: slavery because it's the only way to keep the fight,
Speaker 1: to fight the casual nature it's dealt with. Keep up
Speaker 1: the good work you guys are doing and stop saying
Speaker 1: Jamaican negazaint ship because this one has his ship together.
Speaker 1: L O L love y'all. Um. That was definitely one
Speaker 1: of those one of those emails that was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're kind of doing the right thing here, like and
Speaker 1: so I appreciate you guys who do send us feedback.
Speaker 1: If you guys want to email and send us your
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