1 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentstice is the moment you've waited for. The 2 00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:11,719 Speaker 1: Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the front door. 3 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:18,880 Speaker 1: We are supervillains ready to overtake the world, and we're 4 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,599 Speaker 1: gonna do it in style. It's time for the best 5 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: Ready go you've heard in a while, The Jews Show. 6 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:34,160 Speaker 1: Sometimes life imitates art, it's the Jewel Show. Well, right now, 7 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,920 Speaker 1: i'd say that life is imitating farts. Okay, really yes, 8 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,239 Speaker 1: either way. Every once in a while, something happens in 9 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: real life or irl if you're touting very good that 10 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,199 Speaker 1: you'd only find it in a movie. Come to think 11 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 1: of it, life right now is kind of like the 12 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 1: nineteen ninety five classic movie Outbreak. Anyway, something happened in 13 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 1: Argentina the other day that is straight of a so bad, 14 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 1: it's good buddy cop movie that we have to talk about. 15 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 1: It has been really bad for sex parties, destroying the industry. 16 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 1: It really is destroying the sex party industry. Yep. It's 17 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 1: hard to do that when you have to social distance, 18 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: you know, being six feet away, it's just not as hot. Well, 19 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 1: there's a story out of Argentina that is hilarious about 20 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: twenty couples got together at a farm over the weekend 21 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 1: for an underground swingers party round. Yeah, but they didn't 22 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: have permission to hold a party with that many people 23 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,839 Speaker 1: during the pandemics, So of course you know what happened. 24 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 1: The cops came. Yeah, it's just a way to situation. Yeah, 25 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I know exactly who called the cops 26 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,920 Speaker 1: on this one, because normally you don't know. You just 27 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:41,679 Speaker 1: hear these stories. There was that one that was in 28 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,679 Speaker 1: Romania where the politician who is against oh yeah, yeah, 29 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 1: the politician who is against anybody the LBGTQ community got 30 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: busted at the gay swingers party. That was hilarious. So 31 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 1: there's been a lot of those stories because of COVID. Yeah, 32 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: there's always a new one every week. I don't know 33 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 1: the app always the reporting on that. I am because 34 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: it's hilarious. And I don't understand why these swingers continue 35 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,239 Speaker 1: to have these parties when they can't help. They can't wait, 36 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: they didn't need it. I get go on zoom. It's 37 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: the same. It's not the same someone else. They can't wait. 38 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:15,959 Speaker 1: And also I don't have the correct music for this story. 39 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: This does sound like it's out of a movie. It's hilarious. 40 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:23,839 Speaker 1: So there we go. That's a little better music. Yeah, 41 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 1: I love it. How about this one? Yeah? All right. Anyway, 42 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: this swingers party and Marta Pata Argentina was held without 43 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: the proper I don't know what you get for swingers party. 44 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:39,240 Speaker 1: Do you have to get some kind of license like 45 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: a I'm pretty sure that there just shouldn't be a 46 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,079 Speaker 1: pandemic going on. Yeah yeah, and you shouldn't be having 47 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: to stay home in social distance. Anyway, when the cops 48 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:49,959 Speaker 1: got there, the people at the party, they didn't run, 49 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 1: they didn't get scared, they didn't go, oh no, the 50 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 1: cops have come to break up our swingers party. We're 51 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: not supposed to be doing this. They thought that the 52 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 1: cops were strippers. I said, it sounds like it's out 53 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 1: of a bad buddy cop. Doesn't it Like we're so 54 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 1: excided opening the door. Yeah yeah, they're like, oh, who 55 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: planned this party? Who planned this party? Did a great job, 56 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:14,960 Speaker 1: nice little wrinkle in the party out of the They 57 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: were just dressed up. Yeah, the uniform. They thought they 58 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 1: were dressed up in uniform. One of the cops says 59 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 1: a woman pulled him aside and whispered in his ear. 60 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:27,360 Speaker 1: Look at your eyes. You're getting me hot. It's so 61 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: weird as a cop to show up and everybody's just 62 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 1: excited that you're there, Like, yeah, do you think one 63 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: of the cops was like, we should join it? I mean, 64 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 1: I feel like you can tell the difference between rold 65 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: cops and fake cops. Don't know, but stripper cops usually 66 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 1: show up with some sort of like audio equipment on 67 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 1: their shoulder. Yeah, they have these fake aviators and they're 68 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: like swinging something in their hands, like and they're gonna 69 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: say something a bit cheesy. Yes, they are, like, I'm 70 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 1: running you a ticket for being too hot and a 71 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: no hots yea, put the handcuffs on you and put 72 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: it on a chair in the middle of the room, 73 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 1: and let's get this punishment started. I'm sorry if the 74 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:04,880 Speaker 1: handcuffs are ferry give away. So anyway, this swingers parted, 75 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: they thought the cops were actually there to join the party, 76 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 1: and they started embracing them and wanting them to do things. 77 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 1: All the people at the party got citations for violating 78 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 1: COVID protocols and Argentina, you know, you hear about these 79 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 1: swingers parties being broken up because of COVID there's like 80 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,279 Speaker 1: I said, there's a new story about it every single 81 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: week and jury boarding on it. The cops found out 82 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 1: about the party. Alexy brought that up a second ago. 83 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,919 Speaker 1: You're like, who called the cops? Well, the three people 84 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 1: who were organizing the Swingers party got into a fight 85 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 1: during the planning. Oh no, what do you get into 86 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 1: a fight about like that? Who? I guess? Yeah, you're 87 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,359 Speaker 1: putting together a chart, a seating chart, and it just 88 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,160 Speaker 1: doesn't look right to you, like, no, no, no, no. 89 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 1: Last time Jenny sat next to Bob, the two of 90 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 1: them decided to leave the other one out planning to 91 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,719 Speaker 1: the party. So the person that was left out ratted 92 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:52,719 Speaker 1: them out to the cops. Yeah, The Jewels show on 93 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: demand only on iHeartRadio. Jebils dirty little Secret. Who's ready 94 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:02,119 Speaker 1: to get dirty? Always depends on what kind of dirty 95 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 1: it's time for your dirty little secret. If you have 96 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 1: anything that you're keeping, a secret that you just want 97 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 1: to get off your chest, relieve that stress and tell 98 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,479 Speaker 1: it on the show. You tell us your dirty little sucret. Yeah, 99 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,599 Speaker 1: you can textus four one six one tell your secret, 100 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 1: whatever it is. We always keep everybody anonymous. That's why 101 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 1: anybody who tells us a dirty little secret on the show. 102 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 1: Always gets a fake anonymous nickname and on the phone 103 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:25,440 Speaker 1: right now to tell us a dirty little secret. Alright, alright, alright, 104 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:31,680 Speaker 1: I know that, Matthew McConaughey. How are you, i'd? How 105 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: are you not bad? You're driving? Your Buick is a 106 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:43,320 Speaker 1: beautill Lincoln Link? Are you driving your Lincoln today? Oh? Yeah, proof, 107 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,720 Speaker 1: this is actual Matthew McConaughey. Killed it, your voice a 108 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 1: little high, missing the southern draw, but I never we 109 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:51,719 Speaker 1: know it's you anyway. What's your dirty little secret? Matthew? 110 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 1: Um well, um, I have been lying to my house 111 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 1: and um well, it's for our whole marriage. I've never 112 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: really told him the truth behind um the time we met. 113 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,480 Speaker 1: He thinks it's a saying, and it's not. I haven't 114 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,719 Speaker 1: really told him before you tell us what your dirty 115 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,839 Speaker 1: little secret is. How long have you guys been together? 116 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 1: How long have you been keeping this secret? It was 117 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:28,320 Speaker 1: a marriage for six years? Oh oh gosh, okay, that's 118 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 1: a long time. It's not. I mean, I'll let you decide. Um. 119 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 1: I so he thinks we met at a concert one night, 120 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:43,039 Speaker 1: and we did, but I I saw him and knew 121 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:47,919 Speaker 1: of him before and kind of and then I looked 122 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 1: up his information online and his profiles, and I knew 123 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,599 Speaker 1: that he was going to be there that night. So 124 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,520 Speaker 1: I haven't done a lot of research on him. So 125 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 1: the way you said that was interesting, A lot of 126 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 1: a lot of words. I think I can boil down 127 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:09,680 Speaker 1: your sentence is real quick. You stalked your husband before 128 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:14,120 Speaker 1: you met him. I mean, I don't see. I was 129 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,000 Speaker 1: really trying to avoid that work because I feel like 130 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 1: I'm just researching an opportunity. Right. Had you been following 131 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 1: him in person before the concert, like a friend of 132 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:29,000 Speaker 1: mine knew with him, or like he was in a 133 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,960 Speaker 1: class and I saw him like walk out of the 134 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 1: class and then we like, which she helped me. We 135 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 1: knew his name, and then we just started. I don't know. 136 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 1: I have friends like pull up any information about a 137 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:43,320 Speaker 1: guy instantly, like, So, your dirty little secret is that 138 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,480 Speaker 1: you lied to your husband about how you actually met 139 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 1: because you were finding stuff out about him way before 140 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:52,840 Speaker 1: you met him. I say, stalking, Yeah, but hey, you know, tomato, 141 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: tomato whatever. I just I feel like before you, I 142 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 1: just want to know before I waste my time on 143 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaker 1: I mean, it worked out for you Yeah, your intuition 144 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:06,120 Speaker 1: was right. I mean, for some reason you needed to 145 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:11,160 Speaker 1: do that, and you were right. Are you guys happily married? Yeah? 146 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,080 Speaker 1: I mean is that a lie though too? Who knows? Okay, 147 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:21,160 Speaker 1: I don't know if I be upset, I mean probably 148 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,440 Speaker 1: not at this point. You guys been together for six years. Yeah, 149 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 1: it might be kind of funny if you told him 150 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,480 Speaker 1: the truth, you know, but I don't. I do want 151 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,560 Speaker 1: to say something. Okay, this worked out for Matthew McConaughey 152 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:33,240 Speaker 1: was on the phone right now. That doesn't mean if 153 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,360 Speaker 1: you are interested in someone out there and you're listening 154 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,800 Speaker 1: right now and in your head you're like, I know 155 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:38,080 Speaker 1: they're going to be the love of my life. That 156 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:41,000 Speaker 1: doesn't mean to start following them exactly. You're gonna end 157 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:45,760 Speaker 1: up in jail. Yeah. I honestly feel bad about it, 158 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:52,080 Speaker 1: but it worked out. I don't think it was act crazy. Congratulations. Yeah, 159 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,240 Speaker 1: thank you. And the next time I need to find 160 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,600 Speaker 1: someone I think about hiring a private detective, we'll just 161 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:00,160 Speaker 1: call you. It seems very good at it. Are you 162 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,880 Speaker 1: good at it? Yeah? I'm always said when they want 163 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,520 Speaker 1: to find terrorists or something like that, and they're hiding 164 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,080 Speaker 1: out like they could have found us. I've been laden 165 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,320 Speaker 1: way earlier if they just would have put a jealous 166 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:14,400 Speaker 1: girlfriend on the case. Yeah, Seal Team six, Yeah yeah, 167 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:21,440 Speaker 1: sefteen six should just be full of jealous girlfriends. All right, 168 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:24,719 Speaker 1: thanks for your dirty little secret, Matthew McConaughey, Thank you. 169 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:30,520 Speaker 1: What's your dirty Little Secret? The Jewel Show on demand 170 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:34,199 Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio. Welcome to the i n N, the 171 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:38,200 Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. 172 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:43,520 Speaker 1: For January one, I'm jewil fresh and oh my, what 173 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,920 Speaker 1: are those big powerballs in your pocket? Are you just 174 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,120 Speaker 1: happy to see me? In case you missed it, the 175 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:52,880 Speaker 1: Powerball and Mega Millions worth a combined one point one 176 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:57,400 Speaker 1: billion dollars this week. Of course, Mega Moon's already happened, 177 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,400 Speaker 1: but Powerball is tonight and it's close to a billion 178 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:04,079 Speaker 1: dollars itself. He's insane over both are among the ten 179 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:08,760 Speaker 1: highest jackpotts ever reached by either lottery, So one extremely 180 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,680 Speaker 1: lucky person could win probably more than a billion dollars. 181 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:14,560 Speaker 1: That is insane point, it's so billion dollars. Yeah, because 182 00:10:14,559 --> 00:10:17,120 Speaker 1: in the United States you have that stupid tax on 183 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,200 Speaker 1: like stuff that you win, so it goes from a 184 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:22,240 Speaker 1: billion down to like seven. Is one of those people 185 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:28,040 Speaker 1: that's like, I don't even play well the government. All right, 186 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,000 Speaker 1: well that was my story. Now sending it over to 187 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,600 Speaker 1: Alex Fresh. This is the i n N, the Idiot 188 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,880 Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. And 189 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,680 Speaker 1: let's send it to Alex Fresh for the next story 190 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,880 Speaker 1: of the day. Who's on location in Connecticut? I am 191 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:46,720 Speaker 1: in Connecticut visiting the Demilio family. Oh, Dixie and Charlie Damilo, 192 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 1: they are TikTok stars. Yeah right, because that's the thing. 193 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:54,240 Speaker 1: Dixie officially deleted her Twitter account. No, no, she has 194 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:57,480 Speaker 1: almost five million followers on Twitter. She deleted it because 195 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:03,040 Speaker 1: she's tired of reading hateful comments. Oh why does she 196 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,319 Speaker 1: get a load of hateful comments? Well, people hate her 197 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,480 Speaker 1: because she has a lot of followers, and people always 198 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:10,439 Speaker 1: get hateful comments no matter what, because people are miserable. 199 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,880 Speaker 1: And then it was the same day that Twitter and 200 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:16,080 Speaker 1: all social media blocked Trump, right, it was the same day. 201 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,880 Speaker 1: And then someone says, is it because you know Trump 202 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,520 Speaker 1: got banded or whatever, like saying that she was supporting Trump, 203 00:11:21,559 --> 00:11:24,960 Speaker 1: And she says, I don't effing support Trump. I've said 204 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,800 Speaker 1: it one hundred effing times. The reason I deleted Twitter 205 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,640 Speaker 1: was because I spend way too much time reading hate. 206 00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:32,160 Speaker 1: My timing was just awful l ol. Because but she 207 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,840 Speaker 1: left her other accounts. Yes, so she deleted that one 208 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,120 Speaker 1: but left her other one. So she's cool with they 209 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,840 Speaker 1: hate there but not there, right huh? So I don't know. 210 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,320 Speaker 1: I mean between her and her sister, they have one 211 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,000 Speaker 1: hundred and fifty three million TikTok followers. So if you 212 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 1: guys were, you know, wondering why Dixie deleted her Twitter account, 213 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,959 Speaker 1: I was wondering. I actually got up this morning. I 214 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,680 Speaker 1: was the first thought. I was like, what, where's Dixie? 215 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:54,080 Speaker 1: To me? Leo Dixie? Where did she go? I send 216 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:57,839 Speaker 1: a prayer Dear Lord bringing Dixie back. Well, thank you 217 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,880 Speaker 1: very much, Alex, You're welcome. Well that's all I have 218 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:03,319 Speaker 1: on Dixie and nothing on Charlie Today, hard hitting stuff. 219 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,920 Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Alex. This is the i n N, 220 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,200 Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. 221 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,160 Speaker 1: For our next report, let's send it over to English Evan, 222 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,920 Speaker 1: who's having tea with the Queen getting ready for their 223 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:20,320 Speaker 1: annual tickle fight. No, that was last year, but hello, Jubilan, Alex, Hello, 224 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,000 Speaker 1: you know there's nothing quiet lad the moon. Lad. When 225 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,520 Speaker 1: it hits a pool of blood, it it appears quite black, 226 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:28,920 Speaker 1: you know. Okay, I hope this is your new story 227 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:32,320 Speaker 1: and you haven't just like switched on it. Do you 228 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:36,439 Speaker 1: know what I'm doing? What voice Hannibal? Yeah, ding dingy, 229 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,400 Speaker 1: no idea. CBS, though, they have a new show coming 230 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,080 Speaker 1: out called Clarice, which is, and I'm sure you know 231 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,880 Speaker 1: now is the direct sequel to the film Silence of 232 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:47,199 Speaker 1: the Lambs. The reason though, that they are idiots in 233 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,520 Speaker 1: the news today for me is because they have changed 234 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,880 Speaker 1: the actor, and I can't see past when a movie 235 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:56,280 Speaker 1: or franchise changes the actor. Yeah, in the same way. 236 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,600 Speaker 1: Worst thing they can do, because then I can't focus 237 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,319 Speaker 1: on the plot. I can only focus on the acta 238 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,959 Speaker 1: all right. So the new continuation to the Science of 239 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,600 Speaker 1: Lamb's Hannibal thing. That's a sick, not a sitcom. That's 240 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,160 Speaker 1: a TV show now called Clarice. They're switching out who 241 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:11,200 Speaker 1: Clarice is. Do they know who's playing her? I'm sure 242 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:14,400 Speaker 1: they do, but I don't. You don't. Kim Kardashian, You know, 243 00:13:15,559 --> 00:13:18,760 Speaker 1: Kardashian is just just you know exited the always Alex. 244 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,240 Speaker 1: Since you can do such a great Kim Kardashian, why 245 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,719 Speaker 1: don't you be cl Clarice was the detective who was 246 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,240 Speaker 1: interviewing the serial color Hannibal, and that it's that series, 247 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:32,720 Speaker 1: so maybe you should play Kim Kardashian interviewing Okay, Hannibal, Okay, um, okay, 248 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,400 Speaker 1: I haven't been. I'll have you be Hannibal. Okay, I'm ready. 249 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,760 Speaker 1: Um well, I don't really know like anything about you, 250 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:41,200 Speaker 1: but like, are you evil? Like I've eaten quite a 251 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:46,080 Speaker 1: few people in my time. I like human brains. Well 252 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,719 Speaker 1: that's great, and that's why I'm here because like I 253 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:51,960 Speaker 1: don't have any Well, I see you have big thighs, 254 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:56,080 Speaker 1: Clardice and big big booty. Yeah yeah, but like I 255 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,880 Speaker 1: mean those are like not edible, you know, like they 256 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 1: they float in Like I just they're like you wouldn't 257 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:05,440 Speaker 1: be able to eat it though, because like it's plastic. 258 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,520 Speaker 1: I liked it. I think that's exactly what should happen. 259 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,079 Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian is the next clear the first episode? That 260 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:15,960 Speaker 1: first episode's amazing. I loved it. Sorry for this one 261 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,760 Speaker 1: six one. What do you think about the first episode? 262 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,680 Speaker 1: I'm sorry for the spoiler alert on that too. If 263 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:23,040 Speaker 1: you it's a real doozy, you go about the lu 264 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:27,120 Speaker 1: Joe John about job, and that of course means that 265 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,920 Speaker 1: the idiot news has come in for the day job. 266 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:40,680 Speaker 1: Yo job, lose yo job. You're about to lose yo job? 267 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,520 Speaker 1: To me nothing and that was the I N n 268 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,840 Speaker 1: the idiot News that work where idiots aren't just in 269 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:51,120 Speaker 1: the news, report the news and tune in tomorrow same 270 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:58,880 Speaker 1: time for another hat. This is I N n NES 271 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:05,520 Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. Stressful, fast 272 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:08,280 Speaker 1: paced world, Carry Upjewbile. Get to the point, Get to 273 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:12,560 Speaker 1: the point. It seems like no matter what we do, though, 274 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,720 Speaker 1: we're expected to do more. Okay, man, would you just 275 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,680 Speaker 1: get to the point please? Do you need to get 276 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:20,800 Speaker 1: people's attention quickly? What was I saying? I'm sorry? Sometimes 277 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,240 Speaker 1: though my inner dialogue becomes my outside dialogue and then 278 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:27,280 Speaker 1: it's not good. But anyway, as if today's world isn't 279 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:31,720 Speaker 1: stressful enough, now, scientists have revealed that the human body 280 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:35,360 Speaker 1: needs more than just sleep to revive. More than just 281 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:39,680 Speaker 1: getting eight hours of sleep, we need seven different kinds 282 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:43,160 Speaker 1: of rest. I guess, so wow, way to make getting 283 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:47,520 Speaker 1: rest more stressful science. We always talk about not getting 284 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,840 Speaker 1: enough sleep, but a new article on ted dot com 285 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,520 Speaker 1: says there are actually seven different types of rests that 286 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,720 Speaker 1: we need, So are you getting enough of each one? 287 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,560 Speaker 1: Here are all seven and what they mean. Number one 288 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,640 Speaker 1: sided I didn't even know that, Yeah, like three or something. 289 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,880 Speaker 1: Number one Physical rest, either passive or active. Passive includes 290 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:10,480 Speaker 1: sleeping or napping, the regular average, everyday kind of sleep 291 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,120 Speaker 1: that we know. No, closing your eyes. Yeah, not one 292 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,800 Speaker 1: of the new seven types of rest that we need. 293 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 1: I'm I'm already I have anxiety now over getting this 294 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,560 Speaker 1: getting rest out because of this. Active rest means like 295 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 1: getting a massage, doing yoga like that, meditating, or just 296 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,560 Speaker 1: laying around. So hold on, let's not sleep that it 297 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:31,000 Speaker 1: was not. It's not sleep, but it's rest. The experts 298 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,200 Speaker 1: to say, ok, okay, rest and rejuvenation. Yes, So the 299 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,560 Speaker 1: next time if you have a significant other you're laying 300 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,400 Speaker 1: on the couch, just laying there playing video games or something, 301 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,200 Speaker 1: and they're like, all you do all day long is 302 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:45,400 Speaker 1: just sit on the couch and play video games. Like no, no, no, no, 303 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:50,240 Speaker 1: I'm not I'm just getting some physical, active rest, physical rest, Okay, 304 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,880 Speaker 1: you care about my health to pay what kind of 305 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:56,480 Speaker 1: massages count? Because I massage myself most nights stop. I 306 00:16:56,520 --> 00:17:00,600 Speaker 1: think that actually counts as active physical rest. That's it's 307 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:04,280 Speaker 1: definitely in that category. But they also say english evening 308 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:08,800 Speaker 1: you should get more than a minute of it. Number 309 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:12,439 Speaker 1: two mental rest, letting your brain take a break is important, 310 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:15,560 Speaker 1: two experts say, especially if you work long hours. Ideally 311 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,320 Speaker 1: you should take a mini break every twenty minutes. I 312 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:22,560 Speaker 1: like that, So we should stop talking right now. We're 313 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,359 Speaker 1: going over a list that came out of the seven 314 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,120 Speaker 1: the seven types of rest that you need to get 315 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,960 Speaker 1: if you want to be healthy. This is according to science. 316 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,320 Speaker 1: They've come up with a new types of sleep for 317 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:34,760 Speaker 1: us to stress out about. Number three, sensory rest. Senor 318 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,160 Speaker 1: sensory rest says, we're constantly looking at screens now, so 319 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:41,720 Speaker 1: extended breaks from screens are important, especially after dinner and 320 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,600 Speaker 1: before bed. I agree that is one though I definitely 321 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,840 Speaker 1: don't do enough of. I think nobody stays off their 322 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,800 Speaker 1: phone right before in bed. No, and the experts always 323 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,560 Speaker 1: are like, don't look at your phone before bed two 324 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,399 Speaker 1: hours before bad, yeah, because it'll keep you up and 325 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,560 Speaker 1: remembers like two hours I got emails to respond to, 326 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,800 Speaker 1: I got Instagram to look at. Well, yes, that whole 327 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,800 Speaker 1: thing with the light as well, because it makes the sun. 328 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,159 Speaker 1: So then you your body thinks you're awake again, going 329 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:05,640 Speaker 1: to be awake yep, But what do they know? You're 330 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,120 Speaker 1: up late at night reading stories about how you shouldn't 331 00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:10,480 Speaker 1: be looking at your phone. What's the last thing we 332 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,400 Speaker 1: do right before but turn our alarms on our phone. 333 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:17,680 Speaker 1: Number four creative rest. It's kind of like mental rest, 334 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,560 Speaker 1: but even more focused on taking a break from problem 335 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,520 Speaker 1: solving and brainstorming. Does that mean like meditating or something? 336 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,760 Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it just means like not 337 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,920 Speaker 1: trying to figure stuff out, not trying to be creative, 338 00:18:28,119 --> 00:18:30,239 Speaker 1: not trying to brainstorm an idea. So if you're if 339 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,600 Speaker 1: you're in a meeting it and in the office, and 340 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,360 Speaker 1: some guys like we're here for a brainstormy meeting, we're 341 00:18:35,359 --> 00:18:38,200 Speaker 1: gonna find out a better way for synergy in the office. 342 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,040 Speaker 1: Seem like I can't right now taking a creative rest. 343 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,480 Speaker 1: These are the seven types of rest that scientists say 344 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,480 Speaker 1: that you need in order to be healthy. Five emotional rest. 345 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:52,320 Speaker 1: Emotionally yeah, what does that entail? It means separating yourself 346 00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:56,080 Speaker 1: from things that make you feel emotionally overwhelmed. So life, 347 00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:58,639 Speaker 1: So yeah, pretty much. Just I don't know how you 348 00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,919 Speaker 1: do that one while I know how you do that, 349 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,920 Speaker 1: but it's pretty permanent. Don't do that. Taking a break 350 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,320 Speaker 1: from things that make you feel emotionally overwelmed, including friends 351 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:09,080 Speaker 1: and families. So if you're that is important. Yeah, if 352 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,920 Speaker 1: you're one of those people that has like a contentious 353 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 1: relationship with one of your family members and it's like 354 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:16,520 Speaker 1: me and cousin Jam aren't talking this week, don't don't 355 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,520 Speaker 1: look at it that way. Just I'm taking an emotional rest, 356 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,919 Speaker 1: cousin Jim. Or if people people in your life that 357 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,280 Speaker 1: stress you out to the point where you need an 358 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,560 Speaker 1: emotional rest, maybe just we just find new people around. 359 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,920 Speaker 1: I don't know. Number six, social rest. It doesn't mean 360 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,239 Speaker 1: taking breaks from being social, which twenty twenty already has 361 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:37,040 Speaker 1: handled for us pretty well. It also means leaning on 362 00:19:37,119 --> 00:19:39,600 Speaker 1: the positive and supportive people in your life and spending 363 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:44,000 Speaker 1: less time on negative, destructive ones. So, like we just said, 364 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,320 Speaker 1: trying to be around some positive people, take a social 365 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,600 Speaker 1: rest from the toxic people. The seventh form of rest 366 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,320 Speaker 1: that experts say we need in order to be fully 367 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:58,200 Speaker 1: healthy is spiritual rest. Oh I love that. Yeah, spirit 368 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,920 Speaker 1: my favorite one. It says, no matter how you do, 369 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,600 Speaker 1: it's about finding a way to feel a larger sense 370 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,240 Speaker 1: of belonging, love, acceptance, and purpose. That's how you get 371 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,920 Speaker 1: your spiritual rest. All good info, I guess. Yeah. There's 372 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,280 Speaker 1: just lots of things that you can do to like 373 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:17,680 Speaker 1: open up your spirituality. Yeah, and go on Amazon. How 374 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:23,080 Speaker 1: do I open up my spiritual That's where they live. 375 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,960 Speaker 1: Just got an Amazon. They do like the same day delivery. 376 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,920 Speaker 1: It's so spiritual, you guys. The Jewel Show on demand 377 00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:34,399 Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio. Text in at four one O six 378 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,560 Speaker 1: one that says, my husband's getting fat. How do I 379 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,919 Speaker 1: tell him? Oh? Um, Well, you could record the show 380 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,040 Speaker 1: or we could send you that clip of audio and 381 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,840 Speaker 1: you could just play it for him. The Jewbil Show, 382 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,280 Speaker 1: Good Friends, Bad Advice. If you have any advice anything 383 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:53,880 Speaker 1: you need help on, ask us. We are experts in everything, yes, 384 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:56,600 Speaker 1: especially giving bad advice. Also we do try to give 385 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,359 Speaker 1: some good advice. Text in four one O six one. 386 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,080 Speaker 1: Hit us up eight to eight three four three on 387 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:01,840 Speaker 1: a six one if you need some advice on a situation, 388 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,439 Speaker 1: will help you out. So before we get to the call, 389 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,720 Speaker 1: who's on the phone. Do you have any advice for 390 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,560 Speaker 1: this woman who texts it in that wants to tell 391 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,159 Speaker 1: her husband that he's fat. Well, I think that like 392 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,919 Speaker 1: just with age, people just kind of gain some pounds 393 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,639 Speaker 1: with age because metabolism slits down. But especially old white dudes. 394 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,400 Speaker 1: Old white dudes pregnant. Yeah, you get to the point 395 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,960 Speaker 1: where they're like sixty and they do it. They have 396 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,640 Speaker 1: like the hard belly, Like and I'm a white dude 397 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,159 Speaker 1: and when I'm seventy five one, I'm going to have 398 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,320 Speaker 1: one of those hard pregnant bellies. And then they get 399 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,840 Speaker 1: if they don't get anything about it, then you get 400 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:33,480 Speaker 1: to rest your beer though on your belly or your hands, 401 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,040 Speaker 1: you know, like you can sit there like a little 402 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,679 Speaker 1: t rex and it's it's nice, you know, to move 403 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:40,159 Speaker 1: your hands around. They just rest on that big, hard belly. 404 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,800 Speaker 1: It's not a cute low I like it. It's a 405 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,200 Speaker 1: different kind of weight. It's like a really hard it is. Wait, 406 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,800 Speaker 1: this isn't uncomfortable. I mean, I don't know. I don't 407 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,159 Speaker 1: have one text in four one of six one. If 408 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,560 Speaker 1: you're seventy five year old man with a hard fat 409 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:53,080 Speaker 1: belly isn't uncomfortable. How do you tell your husband though, 410 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:57,000 Speaker 1: that you think he's getting he's getting too much weight? Um? Yeah, 411 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,320 Speaker 1: that's I mean, it's not as touchy. Is like if 412 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,600 Speaker 1: it was a man telling a woman. Yeah. I feel 413 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,159 Speaker 1: like with the dude, you could be pretty honest. You 414 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:07,400 Speaker 1: could say, hey, front I away, yeah, they definitely no. Yeah, 415 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,440 Speaker 1: And I mean people usually know when they're gaining weight. 416 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,000 Speaker 1: Maybe say to him, hey, I think you should drop 417 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,800 Speaker 1: a few pounds. You're really disgusting to me. I can't 418 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,000 Speaker 1: even kind to kiss you anymore. I mean, you know, 419 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,760 Speaker 1: maybe don't go full honest, right, yeah? Or could be 420 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,680 Speaker 1: something let you guys do together, like set goals and 421 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:21,920 Speaker 1: you could do it together, I go to the gym 422 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:26,080 Speaker 1: or eat healthier, you know, support each other, supportive, really cute. 423 00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:27,720 Speaker 1: I think you just need to tell them to put 424 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,520 Speaker 1: down the pies, you know. That's pretty much. Oh my god, 425 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,159 Speaker 1: worst decision I ever made. I had a girlfriend, Right, 426 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,440 Speaker 1: I had a girlfriend, and one of the dumbest things 427 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,320 Speaker 1: I've ever said in my life. She was trying to 428 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,800 Speaker 1: lose weight, right. She was very self conscious about it, right, 429 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,480 Speaker 1: and she was always talking about how you know, she's 430 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,840 Speaker 1: upset because she's gaining weight. She would cry about as everything. 431 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,760 Speaker 1: So as a you know, concerned boyfriend she was years 432 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,760 Speaker 1: and years and years ago, I've learned my lessons sense yep. 433 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,520 Speaker 1: I was like trying to help her all the same thing, like, oh, well, 434 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,160 Speaker 1: let's go to the gym, blah blah blah, you know whatever. 435 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,920 Speaker 1: She did never want to go anyway. I came home 436 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:02,439 Speaker 1: one night at midnight, right from a comedy show, and 437 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:08,120 Speaker 1: she's baking cookies, and me, being the idiot I am, 438 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,639 Speaker 1: was like, Hey, you're trying to lose weight. Do you 439 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,760 Speaker 1: really need to eat cookies at midnight? And I meant 440 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:17,040 Speaker 1: it like as a very like honest, caring statement. Worst 441 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,240 Speaker 1: I was like, what did I? And you can't pull 442 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,800 Speaker 1: the words back? How do you say that in that way? Though? Like, 443 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,800 Speaker 1: how do you say that at midnight to a female 444 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,600 Speaker 1: you know, and she's saying nice, she's greeting you with cookies? 445 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,800 Speaker 1: Also a long day. You can't say that when she's 446 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,520 Speaker 1: baking him. You gotta say it the next day. Yeah, 447 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,720 Speaker 1: I'm surprised that I'm allowed to tell the story. Text 448 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,359 Speaker 1: in it four one or sixth one that says my 449 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,280 Speaker 1: mom won't get off my case about doing my school work. 450 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,840 Speaker 1: How do I get her to back off? Alex? Well, 451 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,360 Speaker 1: are you not doing your school work? I mean, Alex 452 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,359 Speaker 1: does have a fifteen year old daughter, my fifteen year 453 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:51,320 Speaker 1: old stepdaughter, and I can tell you from experience you're 454 00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:53,560 Speaker 1: probably not doing your score not. I just have a 455 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,959 Speaker 1: couple questions like how old are you? And I mean, 456 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,440 Speaker 1: are you on TikTok more than you're on school or 457 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,560 Speaker 1: zoom for school? Do you have any late or missing assignments? 458 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,960 Speaker 1: Are you cheating on any of your school word? Have 459 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,760 Speaker 1: you answered yes to any of those? Your mom's probably 460 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,480 Speaker 1: okay for being on your case for Yeah, maybe do 461 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:11,800 Speaker 1: your score work and then your mom will get off 462 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,440 Speaker 1: your case. That's good advice from good friends text in 463 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,600 Speaker 1: at four one oh six one that says my car 464 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:21,640 Speaker 1: recommends ninety two octane? Is it okay to get eighty seven? Okay? 465 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,439 Speaker 1: It's good friends bad advice where you ask us for 466 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,040 Speaker 1: some advice and we give you our advice, whether it's 467 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:30,080 Speaker 1: good or bad. That though, like people ask us some 468 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,199 Speaker 1: serious advice. That's a terrible text. I'm not even going 469 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,680 Speaker 1: to take the time to answer that. Funny, it's really 470 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,400 Speaker 1: fun do you know how much gas has given me anxiety? 471 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:41,760 Speaker 1: Not like but yes, putting in the wrong gas, like 472 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,560 Speaker 1: because I've so like, if I have a car that 473 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,359 Speaker 1: requires higher gas, I'm like making sure and then if 474 00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,000 Speaker 1: I don't put them a you know, the right gas 475 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,920 Speaker 1: in it, and you're gonna blow up or I don't know, Okay, 476 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,160 Speaker 1: so find out. I would say, you know what, don't 477 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,200 Speaker 1: put any gas in it because you're not sure. That's 478 00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:00,480 Speaker 1: our advice stock just the environment better. Really our best 479 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,359 Speaker 1: advice save you the anxiety of knowing how gas to 480 00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:05,000 Speaker 1: put in your car. Also, we've got more serious advice 481 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,080 Speaker 1: that people want. I think that you know, just look 482 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,480 Speaker 1: at your car manual and figure it out. When you 483 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,320 Speaker 1: open up the thing to put gas in the thing 484 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,640 Speaker 1: they called a little floppy thing. Yeah, the flappy thing, 485 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,600 Speaker 1: that's what it's called. That's what my cats call. I 486 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,280 Speaker 1: had that damage one time, like a little flapper thing 487 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:24,040 Speaker 1: by the flappy gas flappy gas gasket. Anyway, look on 488 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,800 Speaker 1: that and that I'll tell you what gas to get, 489 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,159 Speaker 1: and then make sure to close the floppy thing when 490 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,680 Speaker 1: you're done, because some people leave it open and you're like, 491 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,040 Speaker 1: oh my god, your gas think thing is thing is open? 492 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,720 Speaker 1: Someone behind ever, have somebody behind you just freaking out like, 493 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,800 Speaker 1: oh my god. Then you get up, they get up 494 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,679 Speaker 1: next to you. I'm like, what's going on? And they're like, 495 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:43,800 Speaker 1: your gasting thing is open. It's no, yeah, it's not 496 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,159 Speaker 1: going to make my car explode. All right, let's go 497 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,920 Speaker 1: to the phones. Eighty eight three, four, three, one or 498 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,320 Speaker 1: six one good friends, bad advice, And Sydney's on the 499 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,840 Speaker 1: phone because she wants some terrible advice from her good friends. 500 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,320 Speaker 1: What's up, Sydney? How are you? Hey? Hey, I'm great. 501 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,359 Speaker 1: How are you guys? Good? Not too bad? What do 502 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,439 Speaker 1: you need help on? Well? Um, I would really like 503 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:06,800 Speaker 1: help talking to my boyfriend about something kind of uncomfortable. Lately, 504 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:11,600 Speaker 1: I just feel like our sex life has been insanely boring. 505 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,920 Speaker 1: I mean, it happens like I feel like I've heard 506 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,560 Speaker 1: it more from dudes, probably because they're more vocal about it, 507 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:23,320 Speaker 1: and also that's, you know, all they think about. Where, yeah, 508 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,040 Speaker 1: where they think it's gotten more. But I know women 509 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,400 Speaker 1: struggle with the same thing. I don't think they talk 510 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,639 Speaker 1: about it as loudly and as publicly as men do. 511 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,400 Speaker 1: They should, though, because everybody should be happy in every 512 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,880 Speaker 1: department of your life even that. I do feel like though, 513 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,960 Speaker 1: if it's boring for a woman in the bed, then 514 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,159 Speaker 1: the man's not happy and he's cheating. Okay, sorry, sorry, 515 00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:47,440 Speaker 1: that's my advice. No, I know he's not cheating. Okay, Um, 516 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,840 Speaker 1: pretty confident about that. But it has gotten really boring, 517 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,159 Speaker 1: and I am just not sure how to spice it 518 00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:55,040 Speaker 1: up a little bit. And I also don't know that 519 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,040 Speaker 1: it should fall only to me to figure out yes, yeah, no, 520 00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,680 Speaker 1: I mean I wonder if it's do you feel like 521 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,000 Speaker 1: it's all also gotten boring for him? Like does he 522 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:07,000 Speaker 1: start reading a book in the middle of it? I mean, 523 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:11,840 Speaker 1: I could have and nothing would have changed, but I don't. 524 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 1: I don't know. I think. I mean, he seems fine 525 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,600 Speaker 1: with how things are going, but I mean, aren't all 526 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,720 Speaker 1: men right, And I feel like it takes as long 527 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,639 Speaker 1: as we're getting they don't hear me. I think they do. 528 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,800 Speaker 1: I feel like that's a stereotype, you know, because there's 529 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,959 Speaker 1: that stereotype that guys are like, Hey, sex is like pizza, 530 00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:27,960 Speaker 1: even when it's bad, it's good there. I've had some 531 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,600 Speaker 1: bad pizza. Does that mean if you know what I mean? 532 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,120 Speaker 1: What does meanble pizza. Well, what is it? I mean, 533 00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:36,080 Speaker 1: is it like expired pizza. It's just kind of a 534 00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,159 Speaker 1: couple day old pizza sitting on the counter. There's just 535 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,359 Speaker 1: not a whole lot going on with the pizza. Are 536 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,840 Speaker 1: you there here with me right now? Pizza? Yeah? Are 537 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:48,520 Speaker 1: you just gonna You're just gonna sit there? Are you gonna? So? 538 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,639 Speaker 1: So it is possible for a dude to also be bored. 539 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,520 Speaker 1: It's harder for a dude to be bored. I think though, 540 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,560 Speaker 1: um advice on how to spice things up in the bedroom, Well, 541 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,359 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, yeah, I was gonna say we 542 00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,440 Speaker 1: should turn into the two seasoned veterans because I didn't 543 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,760 Speaker 1: have much arians. But Jubilan, Alex, you take this one. Yeah, 544 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,919 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, So, Sydney, you're you're calling us 545 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,360 Speaker 1: because you want to know how you can spice things 546 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,919 Speaker 1: up in the bedroom with your boyfriend. And I think 547 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:13,680 Speaker 1: literally spice things up. Go to the grocery store. Wait, 548 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,840 Speaker 1: want buy a new spice rack and then just start 549 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,000 Speaker 1: sprinkling away. Oh my god, that's gonna bun. Yeah, a 550 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,920 Speaker 1: little oregano can go a long way in the basin cinnamon. 551 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,880 Speaker 1: I really don't want my pa to burn for the rest. 552 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,280 Speaker 1: All right, Well, okay, so you don't like the advice 553 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,840 Speaker 1: of actually literally spicing it up. Um what about hot sauce? No? 554 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:39,320 Speaker 1: Nothing hot? No, definitely no food, I mean, like not 555 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:44,160 Speaker 1: even like sweet food. Yeah, spicy. I feel like that's 556 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:48,600 Speaker 1: asking for infections. Um all right, okay, so real quick, 557 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,640 Speaker 1: do you guys like talk about any sort of fantasy 558 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,120 Speaker 1: stuff or do you guys watch any videos together? I 559 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,040 Speaker 1: mean no, we haven't really talked about it, which is 560 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,719 Speaker 1: why I'm calling, Like I really don't even know how 561 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,120 Speaker 1: to bring it up. And also like I feel like 562 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,560 Speaker 1: I'd be into those things that maybe he's not. Yeah, okay, 563 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,600 Speaker 1: so he would actually like it if you brought it 564 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,480 Speaker 1: up to him. Yeah, I think Alex is right. That's 565 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,880 Speaker 1: a really good point. As a guy, I can tell 566 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,800 Speaker 1: you that sometimes you're not sure. Also because of the 567 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,240 Speaker 1: social stigma that's put on sexual relationships between men and women. 568 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,440 Speaker 1: And it's really stupid that it's this way, but a 569 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,760 Speaker 1: lot of times it's ingraining guy's heads that women are 570 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,320 Speaker 1: innocent and they don't want to do stuff. Well, they 571 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,600 Speaker 1: have their things that they like. Guys also have their 572 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,080 Speaker 1: things that they're like. But sometimes they're shy to say 573 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,959 Speaker 1: it because like, if I say to her that I've 574 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,560 Speaker 1: always had this fantasy that I want her to dress 575 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,760 Speaker 1: up like Louis Pastier, the guy that created pasteurization. It's 576 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,160 Speaker 1: been my thing, really love milk. If I tell her that, 577 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,200 Speaker 1: she's gonna be like, that's strange and I'm leaving now, 578 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,920 Speaker 1: you might should leave you. You might on that one. 579 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,840 Speaker 1: But if it's something a little less weird than that, Right, 580 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,760 Speaker 1: it took years people for you to tell me what 581 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,640 Speaker 1: your fantasies were. It did did it really did some 582 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:53,920 Speaker 1: of them? So some of them one big one years 583 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,000 Speaker 1: and we have a great like open you know, not 584 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,920 Speaker 1: open relation ship, but like open communication, right, yeah, especially 585 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,000 Speaker 1: in that field. So yeah, Alex and I have always 586 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:07,160 Speaker 1: openly communicated that kind of stuff, but it still took 587 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,240 Speaker 1: years for you know, some really heavy stuff to come about. 588 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:14,280 Speaker 1: So just give a time. Make sure that you like 589 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,480 Speaker 1: communicate with him and see if he, you know, has 590 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,840 Speaker 1: some fantasies that he will tell you and then maybe 591 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,880 Speaker 1: you can help fulfill that and then maybe that will 592 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,840 Speaker 1: lead to other things. Yeah, how do you feel about 593 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,440 Speaker 1: that advice, Sydney? I think that makes sense. That think 594 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,719 Speaker 1: gives me some hope that maybe there's some you know, 595 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,560 Speaker 1: fun inside him somewhere, so I'll make it. Oh, Sydney, 596 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,120 Speaker 1: you know what you could always do is if he 597 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,720 Speaker 1: has a brother, you could just sleep with a brother. 598 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,600 Speaker 1: There you go, keep it in the family. Problem solved, 599 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:43,880 Speaker 1: not really cheating with his brother the same blood. Yeah, okay, 600 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:48,680 Speaker 1: so there's your advice. You have uh, spicy foods in 601 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,480 Speaker 1: the bedroom. Don't know about that one to literally spice 602 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,520 Speaker 1: it up. You have Alex's advice of hey, start talking 603 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,040 Speaker 1: about maybe some fantasy things that you would like to 604 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,640 Speaker 1: do with him and maybe open the door for that, 605 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,920 Speaker 1: and then you guys can have good commune occasion about it. 606 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,640 Speaker 1: And then you have English evens advice of sleep with 607 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,760 Speaker 1: his brother. Does he have a brother asking you for 608 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:12,240 Speaker 1: a friend? No, he doesn't have a brother. His sister 609 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,440 Speaker 1: a family member. Come on, cousin, So which one are 610 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,600 Speaker 1: you going to take? Um? I think I'll go with 611 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:23,880 Speaker 1: that's advice because it's you know, the only same. All right, fine, 612 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,400 Speaker 1: whatever I think me and English sevens advice was great 613 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,280 Speaker 1: but okay, fine, well, hopefully it works out for you, 614 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,880 Speaker 1: thank you. Yep, no problem? All right? Well, no, I 615 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,360 Speaker 1: have to know what's the big thing that you didn't 616 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,760 Speaker 1: share for a while relationship? What do you like to know? 617 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,400 Speaker 1: That's what I said. I bet you would, Yeah, I 618 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,520 Speaker 1: bet I actually, I bet you really would. Oh god, wait, 619 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:49,720 Speaker 1: does it involve me? No, no, no it could. It won't, 620 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,840 Speaker 1: but oh it could, it could. That's it won't. That 621 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,440 Speaker 1: is and we're both very proud of it. Yes, all right, 622 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,600 Speaker 1: maybe at some point I think I know, maybe at 623 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,840 Speaker 1: one point we'll talk about it. But yes, I've always 624 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,560 Speaker 1: had a fantasy about English even and I haven't told 625 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:07,160 Speaker 1: Alex yet. Well he didn't know. Texted four one o 626 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,880 Speaker 1: six one, calls eight to eight three four three one 627 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,760 Speaker 1: to six one. It's good friends, bad advice. If you 628 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,760 Speaker 1: want some advice on anything going on in your life, 629 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,920 Speaker 1: we will do our best to help you out, but 630 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,400 Speaker 1: probably not help you out that much. Probably I was. 631 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,520 Speaker 1: It's a Jewel Show. 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