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Speaker 1: M I v a hole for making my aunt's husband

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Speaker 1: Am id a hole for making my aunt's husband homeless

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Speaker 1: on Christmas after he called me an f slur spicy. Spicy,

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Speaker 1: That's all I'll say. Right there, Spicy, I am this

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Speaker 1: is not the Christmas present that you want. All my life,

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Speaker 1: my parents always hosted the big family Christmas at their house.

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Speaker 1: This year they sold their large house to downsize, so

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Speaker 1: no more house smart but op bought my first house recently. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm twenty five and leave alone. Damn five me.

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Speaker 2: You know we ain't got our own houses. You know,

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Speaker 2: because you're not subscribed.

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Speaker 1: To I got to buy own March subscribe to the

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Speaker 1: Patreon living every every piece of merch or Patreon subscription

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Speaker 1: equals one house for.

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Speaker 2: Me and sand eleven. Please.

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Speaker 1: I bought my first house recently. I'm twenty five and

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Speaker 1: lived there alone. But my girlfriend and I are talking

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Speaker 1: about her moving in Spicy. I offered to host the

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Speaker 1: holiday is to keep the tradition alive. My parents would

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Speaker 1: My parents would also come by and help me host.

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Speaker 1: My aunt Lisa married Peter. They have a daughter. They

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Speaker 1: live across the country, so they decided to come up

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Speaker 1: to our state a bit early to save money on airfare.

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Speaker 2: Awesome.

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Speaker 1: I offered to host them all week because op he

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Speaker 1: is a good.

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Speaker 2: Late Opie, Opie, what a great person.

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Speaker 1: And I'd only met Peter twice before, only twice foreshadow foreshadowing.

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Speaker 1: They showed up this afternoon after a long fight. I

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Speaker 1: invited them in, and we caught up with my parents

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Speaker 1: and amongst each I invited them in, and we caught

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Speaker 1: up with my parents and amongst each other. My girlfriend

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Speaker 1: Emma came home from work and kissed me, and Peter

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Speaker 1: just went, you're an f slur. We didn't say f

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Speaker 1: slurry said the bad thing. What Yeah, dude, just out

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Speaker 1: of the blue, just like bang, let me show you

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Speaker 1: how bigger than I am bang bang, Wow, Peter needs

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Speaker 1: to be fired. I got a joke.

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Speaker 2: Let's get it.

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Speaker 1: Peter needs to be fired. Peter pan more like Peter gets.

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Speaker 2: Hey forever, guys, come on, give it up, Give it

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Speaker 2: up for her boy Sam, All night, buddy.

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Speaker 1: Then oh, p goes, nah, I'm a lesbian right because

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Speaker 1: he calls it her stick.

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Speaker 2: On old. Let me at least correct you.

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Speaker 1: On what I actually am.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: Peter starts to say some stuff like you've gotta be

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Speaker 1: f and kidding me in front of my daughter, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, nah man, I'm not kidding, and also nah man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, and I'm also not kidding when I

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Speaker 1: say that bigoted chiz doesn't fly in my house.

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Speaker 2: Get the f out for bruh, you bro, you're pulling

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Speaker 2: up to my house.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's the down justice over. Peter saw me right.

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Speaker 1: When you get in, get out, bang bang. That's the

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Speaker 1: great thing about getting your own house. Please giving us

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Speaker 1: that power by buying our merch. Oh my gosh, he laughed.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude, he laughed, and I'm like, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm dead ass serious. Get out of here, he says,

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Speaker 1: he just He said, he just flew in and the

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Speaker 1: return fight wasn't for a week and he didn't even

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Speaker 1: have a guy. Yeah. I said that it sounded like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: too bad.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like your problem, Peter, sounds like a Peter problem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it does, Peter band problem. I'm really going for the.

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Speaker 2: Really freaking digging baby.

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Speaker 1: I said that it sounded like he thought I cared

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Speaker 1: where I said it. I said that sounded like he

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Speaker 1: as long as it wasn't my Houseplap.

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Speaker 2: Baby, damn. Take that, Peter.

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Speaker 1: That's a burn that's gonna stick with you.

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Speaker 2: It's a third degree birds bigot A.

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Speaker 1: It's like it came down the It's like it came

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Speaker 1: down the fireplace and hit his bum on the fire

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Speaker 1: because he's bad, said at the boom boom.

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Speaker 2: Take that.

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Speaker 1: Lisa convinced Peter to grab the essentials and step out

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Speaker 1: for a while to let things cool off. After that, bird,

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Speaker 1: you better cool off, Lisa went out on a walk

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Speaker 1: with him. My parents try to convince me to let

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Speaker 1: Peter stay. I had agreed to host him and his family.

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Speaker 1: Would I really put a family with a kid out

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Speaker 1: on Christmas?

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Speaker 2: On Christmas?

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Speaker 1: I said, I wasn't putting the family out, just Peter

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Speaker 1: Damn laying down a lot. They said it was really

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Speaker 1: against hosting etiquette to have someone fly across the country

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Speaker 1: to visit and then put them out. You know, it's

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Speaker 1: against against human etiquette to freaking insult your host right

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Speaker 1: at the back row like who and then it would

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Speaker 1: be And they also said that it would be rude

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Speaker 1: to make him stay in a hotel till Christmas dinner.

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Speaker 1: I said, whoa, you thought I was still having him

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Speaker 1: over for Christmas? Denn, Oh way. My parents tried to

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Speaker 1: and was really grateful I handled it and didn't make

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Speaker 1: my family. Yeah, good girlfriend, Yeah, stick it up. I

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Speaker 1: put a suitcase out and sent Lisa text saying that

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Speaker 1: still love to have her and her daughter over for

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Speaker 1: the holidays, but I wasn't comfortable with Peter coming into

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Speaker 1: my home. She came by to grab their things. Her

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Speaker 1: welcome to come to Christmas with her daughter, and she

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Speaker 1: said she'd let us know. My parents are furious. They

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Speaker 1: think I overreacted and overstepped my place, and that the

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Speaker 1: rest of the family was visiting, and that the rest

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Speaker 1: of the family was visiting wanted to see their family.

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Speaker 1: And said that the rest of the family that was

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Speaker 1: visiting wanted to see their family. I said they could

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Speaker 1: still meet up, just not at mine. I am not

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Speaker 1: in my house. Not in my house. Yeah, she's laying

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Speaker 1: down the lost, laying down the perimeter.

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing for the parents, right, I'd be like, mom, Dad,

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Speaker 2: you remember when I was a teenager and you said, oh,

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Speaker 2: not in my house. Oh Dad, listen, it's my house.

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Speaker 1: Now, bit let's go the power. I returned the home.

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Speaker 2: Seriously like if so? Also, bro, how did Lisa not know?

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Speaker 2: And like I know she she has like an open sight.

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Speaker 1: She had to be like you have to like tell

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Speaker 1: your bigoted husband, Hey, honey, you're gonna meet to Leslie,

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Speaker 1: to Lesbie, I don't say anything out of pocket right

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Speaker 1: when you meet.

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Speaker 2: Him at a bare minimum like goodness, Yeah, like that

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Speaker 2: is just wow. And and also like shout out to

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Speaker 2: Ope for still saying to the sister like hey you

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Speaker 2: can still and the daughter.

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Speaker 1: You know so well. So the question is is is

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Speaker 1: she is op the A hole for kicking out this

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Speaker 1: homophobic guy?

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Speaker 2: Guys, I got I got one answer, not the a hole,

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Speaker 2: not the so convenient you can just point to it

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Speaker 2: any time, Yeah, pointing to the to the not the

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Speaker 2: A whole shirt for you. But you know what's also

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Speaker 2: not an a whole move, dude.

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