Speaker 1: Welcome back to emergency and to calm.
Speaker 2: Hell.
Speaker 3: Okay, I took out his headphones apparently, but it was beautiful,
Speaker 3: but it was love.
Speaker 4: So Spotify Rapped released today.
Speaker 1: And it's very special.
Speaker 4: But I want to make it very clear that I
Speaker 4: listened to music differently from everyone, and like the music
Speaker 4: I listen to is special to me, and it's it
Speaker 4: means I'm better than you. Like what I listened to,
Speaker 4: I think, what.
Speaker 3: Do you mean you listen to it differently? Though? I
Speaker 3: think you might find that people kind of just like listen,
Speaker 3: everybody listens to music kind of the same.
Speaker 4: It's not the same. It's not the same the way
Speaker 4: I like indulge in music. It means more to me.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, but like how it's just different.
Speaker 4: Like that's all I can say. I'm just built different.
Speaker 4: I'm big as bro, like I put everybody on so like.
Speaker 3: It's just like what are you putting people onto? Like
Speaker 3: what are the artists? I kind of like the underground artist, your.
Speaker 4: Old play beyond Lna del Rey, just to name a few.
Speaker 3: Do you know do you even know?
Speaker 4: Imagine dragons though, imagine dragging these nuts across your face,
Speaker 4: puck Na, But do you know what as CD is
Speaker 4: you've been collecting CDs? Yeah, CDs nuts.
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy is my Spotify listens went down
Speaker 3: because since I got so I got my nice CD player.
Speaker 3: This year, I just listened to music at night like
Speaker 3: I used to be one of those freaka weeks and
Speaker 3: you know this who would play Spotify like music at night.
Speaker 3: And now I just listened to my CD. So imagine
Speaker 3: if my CDs were added to that, who knows what
Speaker 3: would have made my top album.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I only listen to I think nine thousand minutes
Speaker 4: of music this year.
Speaker 1: Really, why when I was saying I'm.
Speaker 4: Not in love with music right now, I literally don't
Speaker 4: give a fuck about it, Like music means nothing.
Speaker 1: To me right now.
Speaker 3: But you just said you're different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like when I do listen to music, I say, oh.
Speaker 3: You use you're satiating it like or it's satiating you
Speaker 3: like you let a hunger build and then you're like,
Speaker 3: oh I need this deep, deep, void, full and satiating.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like the hole in me filled deep with.
Speaker 3: Like music, Oh okay, filled.
Speaker 4: Like I want to just filled where it's like almost
Speaker 4: oozing out.
Speaker 3: I hope people like my outfit today I feel like
Speaker 3: people kind of watch and like, oh my god, I
Speaker 3: wonder what she's gonna wear today. And I really hope
Speaker 3: today people are like, wow, she's put something break tests,
Speaker 3: something extraordinary on.
Speaker 4: You don't know Miami, Like I know Miami though I'm
Speaker 4: from Miami.
Speaker 1: I built that city. No, that's my city.
Speaker 3: Oh that's your city. Well that's funny because la is
Speaker 3: my city. And I built this ship with my bare
Speaker 3: fucking hands. And people are always complaining about the infrastructure
Speaker 3: and I'm like, hello, imagine one woman building a city
Speaker 3: all alone, like that, it's hard enough. But ye, Spotify
Speaker 3: wrapped and like Apple okay, the apples not even because
Speaker 3: I have Apple Music too, but it's not even in
Speaker 3: the app. You have to get to Safari, Like they
Speaker 3: don't even run it in the fucking app. Like bitch,
Speaker 3: I was on Safari looking at my Apple rewind.
Speaker 4: And it feels like when I type in that cheat
Speaker 4: or that fucking link or my information into that link,
Speaker 4: that someone random just made it and is hacking me,
Speaker 4: Like literally how I feel about it, and like it's
Speaker 4: just someone collecting data and information of all your passwords
Speaker 4: and logins, and I just do not fucking trust it,
Speaker 4: but like y'all tried, like y'all tried it, but you'll
Speaker 4: never be Spotify, Like just give it my rein supreme.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Like it's just true and it's always always,
Speaker 3: always been like that too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, since literally the dawn of time the day.
Speaker 4: I downloaded it in ninth grade math class, it has
Speaker 4: consumed my entire listening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy because I had Spotify in fifth grade.
Speaker 3: I think really it like started I think in two
Speaker 3: thousand and six, and yeah, by sixth grade I had it.
Speaker 4: Well, I was like three years old in two thousand
Speaker 4: and five, are two thousand and six?
Speaker 3: Okay, well you should have been on one?
Speaker 4: Like yeah, okay, okay, but yeah, let's go to our
Speaker 4: top should we do top five artists?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do top five artists.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll let you go.
Speaker 3: First, Minds are funny. Mine is my top artist. I
Speaker 3: can never say his name, which is embarrassing because he's
Speaker 3: my top artist. But labby Sefray Labi Sifray, like that,
Speaker 3: Two is George Harrison, three is Hollan Oaths The Sundays,
Speaker 3: and five is Robin Tree Robintree. Oh look at this
Speaker 3: fucking stole. I didn't send this in the group trap
Speaker 3: because I actually don't know how I was able to like,
Speaker 3: this has.
Speaker 1: To be a feat a feet. Where's feet? Wait? Let
Speaker 1: me where's the feet? Let me see the feet?
Speaker 3: No, I meant like a feature like a feet, Like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck do you want to see my feet?
Speaker 3: Because I don't have socks on under this, so I
Speaker 3: can show you my feet real easily. No, don't fucking
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 4: You can't say the word feet and not expect me
Speaker 4: to see some fucking feet. I'm gonna throw out fucking
Speaker 4: fit if I don't see fucking feet.
Speaker 1: He featuring the feet. I'm a full lover smelling feet
Speaker 1: and looking at them. Look at me, Look at me,
Speaker 1: look at my feet.
Speaker 3: Buddy, Buddy, I think we've talked about it.
Speaker 1: Are we have not?
Speaker 3: Oh we haven't, Okay, so we get really like deliriously tired.
Speaker 3: This is the crazy thing. Two thoughts. One our friend group,
Speaker 3: like I was looking back at like old memories and
Speaker 3: like close friends stuff, and like all my friends. So
Speaker 3: our friend group, like most friend groups who like live
Speaker 3: alone and like start hanging out alone for the first
Speaker 3: time without fucking adult supervision, we would just get fucked up.
Speaker 3: All the time and hang out in the house and
Speaker 3: record each other doing stupid shit and just like hang
Speaker 3: out all fucking night, always ending the night with music videos.
Speaker 3: Now we are at a point where we start looking
Speaker 3: at the music videos, dead sober at like ten, and
Speaker 3: by twelve thirty we're all like should we go to bed?
Speaker 3: This is like I'm really tired, Like this is like
Speaker 3: kind of two time and suuping for me right now.
Speaker 3: And then the other thing is I don't want to
Speaker 3: hang out with you guys anymore.
Speaker 4: Okay, bitch, that's why I don't want to hang out
Speaker 4: today either. So you would know a lot about that.
Speaker 3: Even know a lot about not wanting to hang out
Speaker 3: with your friends. Oh wait is no way. Thought. Other
Speaker 3: thing is we also now stay up way too late. Well,
Speaker 3: it'll be like four am. We're all dead sober. Sometimes
Speaker 3: I'm the only one in the room who's like I'm
Speaker 3: the high in the room, period, and we Josiah will
Speaker 3: get on his fucking raggedy ass laptop, steal one of
Speaker 3: our podcasts mikes, and drag it into the living room
Speaker 3: and force us to start like rapping and like singing
Speaker 3: on random tracks he finds on YouTube and The way
Speaker 3: we find them is we're like, what are we feeling tonight? Okay,
Speaker 3: we're feeling like Cardi Mona del Rey Type B. Me
Speaker 3: and Josie really want to do a cover of something,
Speaker 3: But that's on a different hand. We've been talking about
Speaker 3: doing a cover of like Yummy by Justin Bieber for
Speaker 3: actually like since the day it came out. But we
Speaker 3: have all these awful songs, which literally, if you have
Speaker 3: to make.
Speaker 4: Any of us, you have we have thirty to fifty
Speaker 4: just of the worst songs you've ever heard in your
Speaker 4: entire life.
Speaker 3: I want to like, look up if I have the
Speaker 3: one from Oh This Ui? Is that?
Speaker 2: I think a genre of music that doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: I know Josiah's gone to some ship.
Speaker 3: Why the tennis good?
Speaker 1: And I'll show you what I'm made though.
Speaker 3: Like why did you say? I think because we looked
Speaker 3: up Lord type B.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he was like, oh, tennis court, But
Speaker 4: he didn't mean like that. He meant like, oh, we'll
Speaker 4: play tennis back.
Speaker 1: And forth and on beach. You meant like, what does
Speaker 1: that mean?
Speaker 3: But yeah, we have so many like songs and ship
Speaker 3: like that that literally, if you ever want to make
Speaker 3: us uncomfortable. Just ask Josiah to pull that fucking laptop up.
Speaker 3: That's also the dangerous thing is only Josiah has them,
Speaker 3: like me Andrew literally don't have them. And if we
Speaker 3: bring people over, Josiah will be like, I want to
Speaker 3: see something, yeah, and then just start playing it. We
Speaker 3: have to beg him to stop. Okay. One of my
Speaker 3: Spotify rap things that's really like actually freaked me out
Speaker 3: and I don't know how I did this is you
Speaker 3: peaked on October twenty seventh at five period.
Speaker 1: You peaked in twenty seventeen with your Oh you.
Speaker 3: Were fucking three because you didn't have Spotify yet, you
Speaker 3: fucking bitch.
Speaker 4: I know when you were doing your little music videos
Speaker 4: on YouTube, that's when you peaked.
Speaker 3: My playlist video literally was my peak. You peaked on
Speaker 3: October twenty seventh at five hundred and eighty four minutes
Speaker 3: of listening that day. That is nine hours of consecutive listening.
Speaker 1: I don't know it possible.
Speaker 3: I think I was on set and they gave me OX,
Speaker 3: so I was just terrorizing everybody with only my music
Speaker 3: all day. And then when we had breaks when it
Speaker 3: wasn't bitch, I was like headphones on world. Ow interesting,
Speaker 3: music is my drug, bitch, Like that's see, you don't
Speaker 3: understand because you you're addicted to fucking SSRIs, you'reird as fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Honestly, if you're an SSRI, can I just.
Speaker 2: Say when I'm fucked up, that's the real me? Okay? Okay,
Speaker 2: guys also comes out when you're drunk. I don't listen
Speaker 2: to music because there's always an orchestral string symphony playing
Speaker 2: in my head.
Speaker 3: That's it is that the that's the.
Speaker 2: No, that's not what it is. It's beautiful. I wish
Speaker 2: I could share it with you.
Speaker 4: Well, I was gonna say I have synesthesia.
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, I'm like hall like uh, stalling for my
Speaker 3: top artist. Oh no, I already said, actually you go,
Speaker 3: you go.
Speaker 4: Girl, Okay, So mine is different, like you've probably never
Speaker 4: heard of these people before. It's just because, like I said,
Speaker 4: I listened to music differently, and you're better. I'm better.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm better. I'm allowed to say that I'm better
Speaker 4: than most people. It's the truth. It's not even confidence,
Speaker 4: it's just the truth.
Speaker 1: Like I'm better than Okay.
Speaker 4: My first artist is aphex Twins. My second art just this,
Speaker 4: it's like this random duo of twins that make beats together.
Speaker 4: And then my second artist is Lana del Rey. She's
Speaker 4: like this gay musician.
Speaker 3: She's gayer.
Speaker 1: No, she makes music for gays. Okay, okay, but I don't.
Speaker 1: I listened to it because it's hot.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I listened to it her because she's hot.
Speaker 3: And I mean, if she makes music for gay people,
Speaker 3: she's not on my top listens, but she's on your
Speaker 3: Okay that makes sense?
Speaker 4: No, no, I was.
Speaker 1: I just explained it. She has boobs, so dumb, and
Speaker 1: I listen to her.
Speaker 3: That's all it takes.
Speaker 4: Next is okay, this is actually what they call me,
Speaker 4: ironically enough, and it somehow ended up in my top
Speaker 4: But this is like my nickname, but I'm called death Grips.
Speaker 1: The band's called death Grips.
Speaker 3: Yes, you got that death grip back.
Speaker 4: I got that fucking grippy, grippy whippy man. Fourth is
Speaker 4: one O tricks Point never gets no pussy. Guy who
Speaker 4: listens to one O tricks Point never opn gets no pussy.
Speaker 4: And then my fifth one is bored of Canada.
Speaker 3: That sounds the fact that you Death Grips is in
Speaker 3: your top listens makes you a very terrifying.
Speaker 1: No, it's not true. Like I posted it on my story,
Speaker 1: like they have been in.
Speaker 4: My top for like three years now, and I posted
Speaker 4: it the first year that it switched in, like twenty
Speaker 4: twenty or something, and like a buddy of mine, Matt
Speaker 4: like responded and was like are you okay, like like
Speaker 4: is everything okay?
Speaker 1: And I was like yeah, why and they were like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Being one of your top artists is like destructive.
Speaker 1: It's not true. But no, they make like good music period.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they really do. We were listening to
Speaker 3: so much. I was listening to so much Death Grips
Speaker 3: by Proxy and twenty twenty because of You.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're lit, like that's all.
Speaker 3: They have a lot of songs that aren't that scary.
Speaker 3: Somebody actually at the front now, not really that's literally
Speaker 3: what was just playing. But somebody at Thanksgiving was like,
Speaker 3: I'm thankful for music that when I first listened you
Speaker 3: to scare the fuck out of me. But I've acclimated
Speaker 3: my brain into enjoying terrifying sounds and I scare.
Speaker 1: Me literally draining.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like Blade, you don't seek out and find Blade.
Speaker 4: Blade seeks out and finds you when you're ready, Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Agree, I agree.
Speaker 1: Also, Spotify for Podcasters released a wrapped.
Speaker 4: Of our emergency intercom wrapped and one surprising fact which
Speaker 4: was actually genuinely really cool to hear it, and I
Speaker 4: don't understand.
Speaker 1: I don't get it, was.
Speaker 4: More than forty percent of our listeners aren't in America.
Speaker 3: So where the fuck are y'all from?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Where are y'all from? Leave a comment like, like, only.
Speaker 3: Sixty eight percent of our listeners are in America? Yeah,
Speaker 3: now explain that.
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess that's thirty.
Speaker 3: Two, like somewhere else where the are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know they're in Melbourne and fucking London.
Speaker 4: I know the bitches are Melbourne in London, but like
Speaker 4: we got Germany on here, we got Ukraine on here,
Speaker 4: we got Poland on here, we got South Korea in
Speaker 4: Japan co.
Speaker 3: Those are like our like the countries that like we're
Speaker 3: really popping this, which is like, to me so random, like.
Speaker 4: What we are kawaii codd though, Like it makes sense
Speaker 4: that we'd be in Japan.
Speaker 3: No, because I got that swag? Yeah that's on me.
Speaker 1: You got that Gilbert Godfried swag?
Speaker 3: Who the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: I don't even know.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's like the like the grouchy want to get yeah.
Speaker 3: Gilberg. God, wait hey he places the parrot in Aladdin.
Speaker 1: Probably, I don't know. It's a deep cut.
Speaker 2: It sounds right.
Speaker 3: What was I gonna say? I was gonna say, Oh,
Speaker 3: our top listed episode this year is women Should Cheat,
Speaker 3: and it's like our yeah, and it's our most shared,
Speaker 3: Like you had like like a three hundred percent more
Speaker 3: sharing rate than any other episode and it was like
Speaker 3: played back over eight hundred and like fifty times. So
Speaker 3: we're doing good. We're doing good. We are spreading positivity,
Speaker 3: we are making changes. A lot of y'all talk about
Speaker 3: feminism and you're not actually pushing a feminist narrative and agenda,
Speaker 3: but we are pushing it and spreading it and licking
Speaker 3: it from top to bottom and sealing that envelope and
Speaker 3: sending it off to the world. I was talking about
Speaker 3: an envelope.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounded just like a little weird there, but weird.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I'm gonna get really serious for a moment, Dad, serious, like,
Speaker 4: stop smiling, like this is weird.
Speaker 1: Why are you all laughing?
Speaker 3: I know I'm always smiling because I'm just so happy.
Speaker 1: This is really real.
Speaker 4: And Okay, so I'm sure some of y'all have seen
Speaker 4: the video that I'm about to talk about.
Speaker 3: No RPR, so don't talk about it.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck about RPR. This is very
Speaker 1: serious and this.
Speaker 3: Is me literally calling balingerby Lake.
Speaker 4: Yeah for real, But there's this video that came out
Speaker 4: of me, and I'm just gonna get to the point.
Speaker 4: It was me naked on It's a small World at
Speaker 4: disney World or Disneyland.
Speaker 3: There's no proof it's you, though, So I don't know
Speaker 3: why you're like this is this is the proof you're
Speaker 3: gonna go to jail.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Okay, Like I need to
Speaker 1: right my wrongs and I.
Speaker 3: Don't know if that's a wrong. You can just write
Speaker 3: by admitting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you haven't seen the video, will insert it here.
Speaker 5: Video shows a man in his underwear walking around the
Speaker 5: popular attraction It's a Small World. Workers stop the ride
Speaker 5: for about an hour as security tried to detain him.
Speaker 5: At one point, you can see the twenty six year
Speaker 5: old took off all of his clothes and was waiting
Speaker 5: around in the water near the ride's entrance, and a him.
Speaker 5: Police eventually responded to the incident to arrest the twenty
Speaker 5: six year old for indecent exposure.
Speaker 3: Us inserting a nude man in a Disneyland and being like,
Speaker 3: why are our videos getting demonetized? What's happening?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well we'll insert it before he was full or
Speaker 4: before I was fully naked.
Speaker 1: But you know, really, people asked why did why did
Speaker 1: he do it? Why did you do it? I did
Speaker 1: it because the water feature looks fun to sit on
Speaker 1: and there's no there's nothing on anything. Or you were
Speaker 1: just like I was sober.
Speaker 3: Oh whoa, that's like really yeah, I feel like that's
Speaker 3: almost more damning. But I guess you could play the
Speaker 3: insanity card in.
Speaker 1: Cortor No, no.
Speaker 3: No, oh, you're gonna just like go.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to do it, Oh okay.
Speaker 4: And I wanted to kick one of those little fuckers
Speaker 4: and they had this scary motherfucker.
Speaker 1: It's a small world, little tritters, like fuck them.
Speaker 3: I thought you liked that ride. I'm like getting so
Speaker 3: many mixed emotions. It's I guess it's just like you
Speaker 3: have so much depth to you that to try to
Speaker 3: explain something so complex in something as mundane and just
Speaker 3: earthly as a podcast would make no sense.
Speaker 1: I exist in other realms like truly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I believe you because I don't know that
Speaker 3: any sane person who exists in our realm would get
Speaker 3: but naked nasty like a Rick James, super freaking. It's
Speaker 3: a small world.
Speaker 2: Did you have a nice little boner for me when
Speaker 2: you were naked at the ride?
Speaker 1: Sorry? I didn't hear what you said.
Speaker 2: I could repeat it.
Speaker 3: No, he chooses what he hears.
Speaker 1: I was exploring. I just shifted for like five seconds.
Speaker 3: Where did you go?
Speaker 1: You don't want to fucking know?
Speaker 3: Hey, where'd you go?
Speaker 1: Come home? Miami?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: When you shifted, you chose to go to my head.
Speaker 1: I spent a lifetime in Miami. I had wife and children.
Speaker 3: You had a wife and kids. Period And wait, you
Speaker 3: can shift into being street.
Speaker 2: We talked about this. Drew is actually straight, so okay, sorry,
Speaker 2: I want it. It's just like going forward. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: it's like I don't know, it's it's only been on.
Speaker 3: I mean, I live with him, so I think I would.
Speaker 2: Like I know, but it just seems like it's not.
Speaker 3: But maybe for the sake of the public, I should
Speaker 3: stand Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I know, it's like he's gone. So I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say this. It's super hard to remember because he does
Speaker 2: not seem straight. Yeah, but like he is, and I
Speaker 2: just need you to like say that.
Speaker 3: I guess I don't even I don't know why I
Speaker 3: keep doing that. I don't even believe in like putting
Speaker 3: labels on people like that, so I should.
Speaker 2: It's the way that he sits, and like the way
Speaker 2: he walks around, and the way he looks, the way
Speaker 2: he looks totally and talks. Okay, he's coming back, So
Speaker 2: just like.
Speaker 3: Hey, but hey, I'm sorry. Hey, I just want to
Speaker 3: say I'm sorry for how many times I've projected onto you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, if you're projecting.
Speaker 3: I didn't say what I didn't. I don't know what
Speaker 3: that one means.
Speaker 4: Don't touch me, don't fucking touch me? Then okay, I
Speaker 4: have another topic that I want to.
Speaker 3: Explorence No way, you have more topics, bro, How do
Speaker 3: you always have something to say?
Speaker 1: I got a lot of I got how do we like?
Speaker 3: How do I not shut the fuck up? And when
Speaker 3: we were in the car on the way to the show,
Speaker 3: you say I was like, oh my god, I don't
Speaker 3: shut up. It was Sabrina hair. I heard the door close,
Speaker 3: like the like the softest it's ever.
Speaker 1: Closed, dude, spooky wooky.
Speaker 3: But yeah, on the way to the show, you say,
Speaker 3: I was like, how do I not shut the fuck up?
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 4: It was to a point where I was like, whoa,
Speaker 4: Like every you filled every second of silence in that
Speaker 4: car ride with the most random ship I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my brain was moving at a thousand miles in
Speaker 3: a car.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we didn't even talk about UCSB, but we
Speaker 4: did a show at UCSB.
Speaker 1: Shout out to y'all.
Speaker 4: They wouldn't let us record, which is very big behavior,
Speaker 4: like don't fucking play, but just know like it was
Speaker 4: legitimately like the best live show we've ever done, and
Speaker 4: we want to do more.
Speaker 2: And when I went out, guys like people went fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: No, they went silent, put the put the clip on.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we did bring someone special that I think
Speaker 3: you guys are going to be really happy about it.
Speaker 1: It's kay, everybody, he's.
Speaker 3: On, he's on camerabody's there.
Speaker 1: He's like behind the scenes.
Speaker 7: Oh if you never knew, if you ever I will
Speaker 7: never see the light of.
Speaker 3: Movie.
Speaker 2: But like, okay, you guys, can you know, decide for yourself?
Speaker 2: Did the crowd goo crazy?
Speaker 3: Parents like they do a really good job of like
Speaker 3: building like, oh my god, I'm so scared of when
Speaker 3: this motherfucker comes up the stairs. That's you.
Speaker 2: Ye okay, Well I was more getting like a JFK
Speaker 2: vibe where everyone.
Speaker 3: Like like you were gonna get shot in the head.
Speaker 3: I was gonna know. I was coding that vibe too.
Speaker 2: Sorry. No, not that like when he was like universally
Speaker 2: loved and people just leave their minds. No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: My parents like text me and they were like, we
Speaker 2: can't wait to see your big reveal on stage. We like,
Speaker 2: we can't wait to see it. I'm gonna send them
Speaker 2: in the video and see what they said.
Speaker 1: And insert their screenshot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they have like a devastating reply.
Speaker 1: No, it was it was good. Kay came out. Everybody
Speaker 1: went crazy.
Speaker 4: Then I said, or we set up that bit where
Speaker 4: Kay came out and it was silent.
Speaker 1: But Kai's universally loved.
Speaker 2: Let's love.
Speaker 1: Look, but I did want to talk about this.
Speaker 4: I was going to talk about it at the show,
Speaker 4: but I was just like, this is weird to talk
Speaker 4: about and it just doesn't make sense, and I won't
Speaker 4: be able to fully articulate it, but okay, I want
Speaker 4: to know, like what the videos TikTok shows you that
Speaker 4: have zero likes, zero comments, zero views, Because to me,
Speaker 4: that's who you really are deep down, like that all powerful,
Speaker 4: non sentient being tracking every single movement you make on
Speaker 4: your phone daily thinks that's what you need to see
Speaker 4: before everyone else. That to me is who you fuck really.
Speaker 3: You know what's fucked up is when I think about
Speaker 3: the ones with zero likes, it's like usually like an
Speaker 3: older single woman who's kind of slightly drunk or drinking
Speaker 3: and listening to music.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so that is my future.
Speaker 4: That's what I truly believe is like the deepest, deepest
Speaker 4: heart of hearts who you are? And I want you
Speaker 4: to ponder that question. Leave a comment down below or
Speaker 4: wherever you fucking listen, go to somewhere where you can comment,
Speaker 4: because I'm genuinely curious who you are.
Speaker 3: There's no one more insecure than the person who's screenplaying
Speaker 3: their TikTok feed and it starts to turn into that
Speaker 3: and like randomly when TikTok has its switch because you
Speaker 3: watch too many and it doesn't know what's to show
Speaker 3: you anymore? And you have your moment, you're like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna airplay because my timeline's been good, and the second
Speaker 3: you airplay, it's a million tiktoks with zero fucking likes,
Speaker 3: And then it's the ones with like eight million likes
Speaker 3: that literally are so jarring and like they genuinely feel
Speaker 3: like robots made them. Like, but it's real humans in
Speaker 3: the TikTok, and it doesn't make.
Speaker 4: Sense when I when I fucking screenplay. The reason I
Speaker 4: don't or I don't watch TikTok if people are looking
Speaker 4: over my shoulder is because the amount of thirst traps
Speaker 4: on my feed is fucking crazy and I don't need
Speaker 4: any of y'all seeing what I interact with like first
Speaker 4: trap wise.
Speaker 1: Because I fought for fucking thirst traps like you like and.
Speaker 3: As corny as you think it is, like sexy people
Speaker 3: are sexy, and when they're being sexy, it's like, wait, wait,
Speaker 3: why are you?
Speaker 1: Why are you eating?
Speaker 3: Did you know you were sexy?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: These are my These are the ads I was getting
Speaker 3: the other night, and I don't know why it randomly shifted. Okay, no,
Speaker 3: it's not what it looks like. She just I literally
Speaker 3: don't think we can put this on God, yeah, no
Speaker 3: we can.
Speaker 1: We can.
Speaker 3: Okay, No, it's not what it looks like. She just
Speaker 3: left your piercing in a little too long, and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna take out all these dead skin cells that are compacted.
Speaker 2: In here and.
Speaker 3: Stop hairy, but the hairy peak.
Speaker 2: But it looks like looks like.
Speaker 3: A cut that that you you cannot say that word
Speaker 3: showing a rancid hole. It's like, it's not what it
Speaker 3: looks like. Girl, What is that supposed to be an ear? Like,
Speaker 3: who's ear shaped like that? It's literally a fucking.
Speaker 1: It's a vagina, vagina vagina.
Speaker 4: Have I talked about how I think video games are
Speaker 4: a form of meditation, I've like said it to y'all,
Speaker 4: but I genuinely believe that, Like I believe that, like
Speaker 4: you enter this like ultra present state when you're playing
Speaker 4: video games, and like I think it's like borderline healthy,
Speaker 4: where like you kind of disconnect from reality and all
Speaker 4: your anxieties and fears and like you kind of just
Speaker 4: like sit presently and like play the game and you're
Speaker 4: not thinking about like the future or like your past,
Speaker 4: and you're just sitting there fucking killing kids in Fortnite,
Speaker 4: And I think it's like actually kind of a good thing,
Speaker 4: but it becomes bad if you're like avoiding certain things.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I think video games are like meditation.
Speaker 2: Low key.
Speaker 3: We should look up how many hours I've like racked
Speaker 3: on Fortnite on my PS five.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably it's literally probably like ninety eight hours easily.
Speaker 3: I think it might be more because I think last
Speaker 3: time I checked, Josiah's hours were like four hundred and something.
Speaker 3: But he's been playing on his switch for like two years.
Speaker 4: And he just constantly plays, like anytime I call him,
Speaker 4: he's like in a Fortnite game.
Speaker 1: Like it's a problem for Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I have like fifteen thousand hours in
Speaker 2: the Harry Potter sex gary'smud role plays.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, and yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean I I'm like having out of body experiences
Speaker 2: in that totally, like all the time Haggard's hut backshots.
Speaker 2: It's like on site.
Speaker 1: Sit with that and just realize what you said, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna move on totally.
Speaker 3: And we're gonna we're not going to prosecute you as
Speaker 3: I just like apologize. Now I don't even want to
Speaker 3: talk you don't get to do something like that and
Speaker 3: then apologize immediately after that.
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry. I'm sorry though, do you have another
Speaker 2: like a note? Can we move on?
Speaker 4: Gypsy Rose is getting out of jail in like twenty
Speaker 4: something days.
Speaker 3: Where is she in jail? Like, like, what state is she?
Speaker 3: Is it like North Carolina? It feels like it'd be
Speaker 3: in North Carolina. Like it's definitely like North Carolina, not South,
Speaker 3: but North Carolina because Mary, Okay.
Speaker 4: She's in Missouri. She gets out on the twenty eighth
Speaker 4: of December.
Speaker 3: Wait is she from Missouri?
Speaker 1: I don't know where she's from.
Speaker 3: So I was gonna say two icons from Missouri sexy
Speaker 3: red andrews. Oh yeah, you that's your twin. That's what
Speaker 3: I was talking about, is that Madeline took the Okay,
Speaker 3: So when Gypsy went to jail, they were like, fuck,
Speaker 3: we need to find a.
Speaker 1: New Springfield, Missouri. That is I'm not your grandma literally
Speaker 1: right next door. Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Wow, dude, we might actually be related because like, why
Speaker 4: do I look like her?
Speaker 1: Insert the picture?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's when she went to jail. Your parents were like, fuck,
Speaker 3: we can't just like have Drew's twin leave his life.
Speaker 3: This will be so dramatic. So they replaced Gypsy with
Speaker 3: Madeline because they were like, we need a good, like,
Speaker 3: like faithful, like loving daughter who's like straight a student,
Speaker 3: just like on par because they didn't want you to
Speaker 3: find out that your sister was actually a murderer.
Speaker 1: Wow, that actually makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: That does make a lot of sense.
Speaker 3: I stand by her.
Speaker 1: I don't go fine, No, I will die on that hill.
Speaker 4: And if you think it's problematic, literally suck my nuts
Speaker 4: from the back because she did what she had to
Speaker 4: do to get out of a dangerous situation. Gypsy Rose,
Speaker 4: Miss Rose and your team, if you are hearing this,
Speaker 4: I want you on this podcast more than any more
Speaker 4: than anything I've ever wanted in my entire life, Like
Speaker 4: more than me wanting a coral reef fish tank, more
Speaker 4: than me wanting a euro Rack modular synthesizer. I want
Speaker 4: Gypsy Rows sitting right next to Enya and we have
Speaker 4: a goof and a gap.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, let me get this straight. So your top
Speaker 3: three interests and want is a reef tank, a euro rack,
Speaker 3: and Gypsy Rose.
Speaker 1: Yes, and okay, we got to take vision.
Speaker 3: We need to take you to a psychiatrist immediately.
Speaker 1: Apple Vision pro.
Speaker 3: We should get that for Gypsy to show her what
Speaker 3: the new world is like. She's been gone so long
Speaker 3: she doesn't know that she can watch Apple but she
Speaker 3: could watch Apple TV on the plane.
Speaker 1: She doesn't know.
Speaker 4: She could watch the act inside of her eyes in
Speaker 4: her brain.
Speaker 2: Can show the Jason Nash Live to her and she'll
Speaker 2: be like, Wow, the world is awesome.
Speaker 3: She's like, the world has evolved to a beautiful place.
Speaker 3: So I like missed it.
Speaker 4: I love live streamers digitally begging for money. I think
Speaker 4: it's actually like, I think it's like a great thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's community building. It's community building, like the idea
Speaker 3: that somebody who uh fell off is like now begging.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, you're just like me.
Speaker 1: Will y'all give me money if I fall off?
Speaker 3: Will y'all give me money? If I get on live
Speaker 3: and I beg and plead and fucking scratch out my
Speaker 3: screen and scratch my arms freaking out.
Speaker 1: I'll pour milk on me for every galaxy I get.
Speaker 3: I'll fucking drop an egg and Drew's butt for every
Speaker 3: galaxy to get.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about starting and only Vans genuinely.
Speaker 3: Like Okay, you always like somehow like you always bring
Speaker 3: that up, but like you're not gonna have subscribers.
Speaker 2: Like, yes, you will do you're fucking sexy. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you are kind of like that. There's something whatever the
Speaker 2: fuck you did skin wise, whatever that procedure was, it
Speaker 2: looks good as fucked like you look like right now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: very I'm seriously.
Speaker 3: Only fans and get like eighteen random immediate subscribers, and
Speaker 3: all of them are gonna be like numbers and random
Speaker 3: and it's just.
Speaker 1: Ki oh yeah it's And you're gonna get.
Speaker 3: Eighteen random messages for like eighteen different angles and video
Speaker 3: requests immediately.
Speaker 2: Put you on the homies. I'm gonna share it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I I think I really do think if
Speaker 4: I started in OnlyFans like, it wouldn't be wildly successful,
Speaker 4: like it would. It would probably generate one hundred thousand
Speaker 4: dollars a year total, but ninety percent of the people
Speaker 4: that subscribe would just be gawkers. They would just be
Speaker 4: people who like, I want to see what this is like.
Speaker 4: They don't give a fuck about my penis bottle.
Speaker 3: You were like the most this is the craziest statement ever.
Speaker 3: So I need to figure out how to word it
Speaker 3: not crazy. But when we go out, there's always somebody
Speaker 3: who's trying to fuck on you. So I actually do
Speaker 3: think your only fans like Drew, I do not get
Speaker 3: hit on when we go out, Like people don't like
Speaker 3: come up to me and like flirt with me and shit,
Speaker 3: but people.
Speaker 1: Go up to Drew.
Speaker 3: No, bitch, I'm too. Like it's like it's like I
Speaker 3: said this to someone the other day, Like I could
Speaker 3: get into a VIP booth with like a man with money,
Speaker 3: but he's gonna immediately knew he made a mistake because
Speaker 3: this bitch will not shut the fuck up. He's gonna
Speaker 3: be like, damn, how do I kick her out?
Speaker 4: In the mists in the car ride to UCSB, Like damn,
Speaker 4: shut up.
Speaker 3: He's gonna be like I was like, bro, I'm literally
Speaker 3: trying to listen to drink and get fucked up and
Speaker 3: this girl won't shut the fuck up. Cause I think
Speaker 3: I've said this on the podcast, but like I have
Speaker 3: never done dating apps. I don't think I ever will
Speaker 3: because like I don't believe in it, and like I
Speaker 3: just get a whole thrown at me, like I don't
Speaker 3: need all that ship. But that's disgusting to say. I
Speaker 3: would like imagine swiping on me, like looking at like
Speaker 3: the best pictures of me, whatever, Like imagine like some
Speaker 3: of my best like ig picks and stuff. I throw
Speaker 3: that on a dating app. I'm like a little funny
Speaker 3: and like kookie in my description or whatever, and I
Speaker 3: like tap in, bitch, you show up to a date
Speaker 3: with me and it's me across the table and my
Speaker 3: ass won't shut the fuck up. I'm so fucking annoying.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm just tooz.
Speaker 1: You'd find you'd find the right person like I.
Speaker 4: You're a catch and anybody would be lucky, lucky to
Speaker 4: be able to like sit across the table on a
Speaker 4: date with you.
Speaker 2: You guys both have magnetism dysmorphia because you're both like magnetic.
Speaker 1: Is that you're like, Oh, is that a thing?
Speaker 2: No, that's some shit I made up. I'm a genius.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say it didn't sound good.
Speaker 2: Oh it didn't.
Speaker 3: That's I mean, that's why we asked if it was real,
Speaker 3: because I was like.
Speaker 1: Thank you, But yeah, I get a lot of play.
Speaker 1: I don't interact with it, though, I just like let it.
Speaker 2: That is grosser than pussy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get all of.
Speaker 4: The play, bro, I just don't interact with it because
Speaker 4: my celibacy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're better than that. Yeah, you're not that earthly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not bound by these earthly things like s
Speaker 4: in BJ's.
Speaker 3: We need to throw up the fucking meme you showed
Speaker 3: us that a guy getting head on the bus.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 3: Such a good one. On the way to the show yesterday,
Speaker 3: when y'all weren't looking, when there was like two seconds
Speaker 3: of silence because Drew was giving me head.
Speaker 1: What were we talking about?
Speaker 2: That is so inappropriate.
Speaker 3: We were in the back seat, we were still inappropriate.
Speaker 3: And yeah, what you were in our fucking car.
Speaker 2: No, you're totally right. I'm constantly like stuffing on a one.
Speaker 3: Don't get in my car and expect me not to
Speaker 3: get ahead form my bro, Like, come.
Speaker 1: On, what were you talking about before this?
Speaker 3: We were talking about you having a only fans?
Speaker 1: Oh is that where we were? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, only fans coming soon, Drew, Moji coming soon up,
Speaker 4: Drew Oji coming like hella soon, like expect I can't believe.
Speaker 3: You never did that. I hate those fucking emojis.
Speaker 1: I love them so fucking much.
Speaker 3: It's also funny because it was like right when you
Speaker 3: got a mustache, Like it's so like it was such
Speaker 3: a like immediate transitional arc of like the way you looked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was crazy. They're they're really good.
Speaker 1: Have you seen them?
Speaker 4: Yes, I've seen We'll insert the dream, but just know
Speaker 4: it's coming hella fucking soon. Kimoji's Kimoji. So okay, a
Speaker 4: couple more things to talk about. Ariana Grande's boyfriend looks
Speaker 4: just like Frankie grind Day. It's really really bizarre.
Speaker 2: Like it's just a real SpongeBob guy.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's really really scary.
Speaker 3: Look it up, look up side by sides.
Speaker 4: It's like very eerie, crazy boots and like that's all
Speaker 4: I have to say. Like I don't I don't give
Speaker 4: a fuck about anybody's personal problems or loves or qualms
Speaker 4: or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's kind of bizarre. Though it's a little bizarre.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's so common for uh, what the
Speaker 3: fuck like us, like we just cousin lovers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, so we can't really judge. Yeah, it's really crazy.
Speaker 1: Put it. We'll insert the picture for everybody, but like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: the mouth.
Speaker 3: Is I will never get over the fact that, like
Speaker 3: we had like a really big phase of listening to
Speaker 3: one of Franky Grande songs, and like we're obsessed with
Speaker 3: his music video for it, and I, up until less
Speaker 3: than a year ago, genuinely thought it was a cover
Speaker 3: of a Queen song.
Speaker 4: We can't even say what song it is, but when
Speaker 4: you find it, you'll know.
Speaker 3: You'll know Queen of a rock and roll revolution, a
Speaker 3: rock and roll I'm an icon, baby, an institution. Okay,
Speaker 3: why is it when a song plays, I know those
Speaker 3: fucking lyrics, but if somebody asked me to sing a song,
Speaker 3: I'm just like, oh, Like I get so scared. Because
Speaker 3: I was trying to send an audio message of me
Speaker 3: singing a song I just heard on TikTok and I
Speaker 3: immediately scrolled over and held down to start singing to
Speaker 3: this person. I was like, I don't know what the
Speaker 3: fuck I was thinking, Like, I literally like all of
Speaker 3: the lyrics just left my brain. There has to be
Speaker 3: some psychology to that, Yeah, just like the senses are engaged.
Speaker 1: Like that, I look like that. I am like that.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna do water birth, but like in
Speaker 3: a green juice.
Speaker 1: In like celery juice slurug. Oh my god, yeah, I
Speaker 1: chugg jug.
Speaker 2: It was a piss berth baby. Yeah, my mom just
Speaker 2: filled a bathtub with squirt before I can cut that.
Speaker 2: If you guys want, I'm sorry, I'm just.
Speaker 1: Think you want to cut it.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not leave it in.
Speaker 3: Dude, at home births literally freak me O. I don't
Speaker 3: understand it. Giving birth in this fucking apartment, that baby would.
Speaker 1: Die, that baby live.
Speaker 4: You have to live in like a coquette cabin or
Speaker 4: something to like doing at home birth, like you can't
Speaker 4: live in like an apartment or something like.
Speaker 3: I think I would just be so fucking annoyed to
Speaker 3: do an at home birth, or like people who go
Speaker 3: to like what are they called. They're like not hospitals,
Speaker 3: but they're just like separate like entities to are you saying?
Speaker 3: I stink right now?
Speaker 2: So much?
Speaker 3: Dude has been loud as fun. Like some of y'all
Speaker 3: are scared when you walk into an establishment with we
Speaker 3: in your bag. I'm really scared when I have to
Speaker 3: walk in with.
Speaker 1: My tuna box and imagine sitting next.
Speaker 3: When I wear a skirt, this tuna box is literally blasting.
Speaker 1: Starting the rumor that you have a stinky box.
Speaker 3: My stinky box, dude. When I pull my pants down
Speaker 3: to piss, it's literally Chernobyl. It's literally like it's like
Speaker 3: radioactive sense gets shot up to my face and that's
Speaker 3: probably why I have ezma. It is because down and
Speaker 3: just shut that up. Dude. Did you know they wrote
Speaker 3: Chernobyl about my tuna box?
Speaker 1: No they didn't.
Speaker 2: Is that true?
Speaker 3: Yes, dude, really, it's about the first time I scored
Speaker 3: it and it was Chernobyl. It really fucking god, dude.
Speaker 3: I wasn't allowed to have sex for so fucking long
Speaker 3: because I was being held captive by the government because
Speaker 3: they were like that tuna box is gonna just ship
Speaker 3: like a city.
Speaker 1: Your power. You're like a superhero.
Speaker 3: To me, it's a nightmare.
Speaker 1: No, you need to like utilize it, right, if you
Speaker 1: can clear out an entire town and make it so
Speaker 1: radio active that it doesn't exist anywhere, bitch, open that
Speaker 1: Cooter Bronson in a bank and rob that bitch.
Speaker 3: That is true, And I wouldn't get arrested for being
Speaker 3: like doing armed robbery because I'm like, what, that's just
Speaker 3: my tuna.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We have like nuclear fission and there's fusion right, and
Speaker 2: like we need one going to save the world.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, that was good. Should we talk about low
Speaker 1: Anthony's uh the army? Literally?
Speaker 4: Okay, Like low Anthony went from serving kunts who's serving
Speaker 4: in the military, and I think, low key it might
Speaker 4: be stolen valid. Low Anthony's stolen valor.
Speaker 3: Oh, like you don't think he's actually in the military.
Speaker 1: I don't know that fit just looked a little funky girl.
Speaker 3: That was his Halloween costume.
Speaker 1: Well insert it was it Actually that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3: I'm kidding, but it possibly could be. It's just such
Speaker 3: a random pick too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it kind of feels like he's not actually in
Speaker 4: the military, but like, damn, I cannot keep low Anthony's
Speaker 4: out of my fucking mouth.
Speaker 1: I hope you realize that. Like he was like.
Speaker 4: Very important to me growing up, like genuinely when I
Speaker 4: was like twelve, thirteen, fourteen, or whenever he was having
Speaker 4: his like or his like time on the internet, like
Speaker 4: it was really really.
Speaker 3: Like, dude, he ran behind it was like top tier viner.
Speaker 4: It was like super special to me also just because like,
Speaker 4: yeah it was it was cool.
Speaker 1: I really fucked with him.
Speaker 4: And then I did have this like thought recently where
Speaker 4: I was just like, why does so many people fucking
Speaker 4: care about his like Christian arc And then like obviously
Speaker 4: like there's like the aspect of it where it's like
Speaker 4: denouncing an entire culture of people, but like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just like do you, but like keep everybody.
Speaker 3: He's not really making it like a public mission to
Speaker 3: spread some words. It's like I think people are so
Speaker 3: invested in it because he was such a like this
Speaker 3: is sounds crazy, but in Internet age, he was such
Speaker 3: a martyr in terms of like being like a young
Speaker 3: like gay person on the Internet who was very open
Speaker 3: about like I don't know, not necessarily his sexuality, but
Speaker 3: about like being in tune to himself and not caring
Speaker 3: that Like it was an age of the Internet where
Speaker 3: if you were a gay person, I mean this still exists,
Speaker 3: but if you were a gay person, you were met
Speaker 3: with so much hate and so many people being like
Speaker 3: you're a boy, acts like a boy, like that kind
Speaker 3: of narrative. And he really was such a like forefront
Speaker 3: of pushing past it. And like, of course there were
Speaker 3: like a bunch of other creators who were like in
Speaker 3: that realm, but he was like at the forefront of
Speaker 3: it for young people on the internet. So I think
Speaker 3: people are so tapped into it because it is like
Speaker 3: kind of terrifying, like how quickly that can switch, Like
Speaker 3: it is so scary, how like fast it can switch.
Speaker 3: But yeah, at least he's not like spreading basically fucking
Speaker 3: misinformation on the internet.
Speaker 4: Should Yeah, yeah, it could be a lot worse. But lay, Anthony,
Speaker 4: come back to us, Actually, come onto the pod.
Speaker 1: We'll interview you.
Speaker 3: And call you sergeant.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well you'll have your little like platform to speak
Speaker 1: your peace, speak your piece.
Speaker 3: He if he even saw this, he'd be like, hell
Speaker 3: fucking yeah.
Speaker 4: No, He's like, oh, those are something we're not getting
Speaker 4: on that podcast.
Speaker 1: Bleep that.
Speaker 4: Ye wow, oh my god, and blur in my mouth okay,
Speaker 4: bleep and blur.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: I don't know why I have this written down, but
Speaker 4: it just says Enya's period.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's because I was talking about how my period
Speaker 3: makes me feel through that you brought it up. Hello,
Speaker 3: I'll stop having it. I'll stop having it.
Speaker 2: I'll stop Okay, wait, you can just turn that off.
Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna shove a fucking beauty blender up that
Speaker 3: hole and keep it pushing.
Speaker 2: So brave.
Speaker 3: You know people do that.
Speaker 1: But what the hell are you talking about? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: write that note down.
Speaker 2: Keep going.
Speaker 3: Uh, women in sex work will like put like a
Speaker 3: sponge in there so that they can do scenes while
Speaker 3: they're on their period.
Speaker 2: And it's a beauty blender.
Speaker 3: Some use beauty blenders. I'm just using like, but it's
Speaker 3: usually like a makeup sponge because it's like a very
Speaker 3: soft like sponge that you can like fucking rub against
Speaker 3: your skin and it won't Hurt's run that you want
Speaker 3: me to run that for us?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, I was just saying in general, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: like do your thing.
Speaker 3: So I'm allowed to have my period again? Absolutely, Okay,
Speaker 3: I have to figure that out. Are you gonna fund
Speaker 3: my surgery?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's not my I don't even know if that's possible.
Speaker 1: It's not. That's not what I'm supposed to do.
Speaker 3: I just have to make again.
Speaker 1: But no, what did I write?
Speaker 3: Oh? I like don't even know if I can say this,
Speaker 3: but like my period like makes don't have Boddy dysmorphia
Speaker 3: so crazy that like for two weeks, I am genuinely
Speaker 3: convinced that if me and Belahdide were standing next to
Speaker 3: each other. I'm like, who knows who's who? Like literally
Speaker 3: who knows who's who? Like I'm just like, if you
Speaker 3: like put just like our bodies next to each other,
Speaker 3: people be like fuck, I really don't know which one
Speaker 3: it is. It's like that's where I like think I'm
Speaker 3: serving model model model, Like I'm like, yeah, have fun
Speaker 3: guessing like me and dghdid like who's who?
Speaker 6: But then for another week, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 6: I don't know what I ate. But like I literally
Speaker 6: think I'm dying. Like my whole body has like literally transformed.
Speaker 6: I have like the true body of like a woman.
Speaker 3: I have like I'm about to like birth a child,
Speaker 3: Like my child bearing hips have come in, Like I'm
Speaker 3: literally ready to be pregnant. Like this is crazy. What's happening?
Speaker 3: Like I don't know what I did. And then I'll
Speaker 3: just be like fuck it. I might as well eat
Speaker 3: wing stop eight times this week because like I gotta
Speaker 3: keep pushing, and then I get my period and then
Speaker 3: I'm like, guys, something else is happening. I'm I'm on
Speaker 3: a body journey right now.
Speaker 1: Like I literally feel like.
Speaker 3: The people who are like post their updates after working
Speaker 3: out all year like that, but I feel like in
Speaker 3: a week, I'm like, from that Sunday to the next Sunday,
Speaker 3: I feel like I could do like a tiktoking of
Speaker 3: like I went to the gym every day, had blah
Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah blah blah, Like I'm like, I
Speaker 3: might as well be a bodybuilder.
Speaker 4: I was able to do that literally like clockwork, Like
Speaker 4: once a month, you have like three or four days
Speaker 4: where you're like, I'm disgusting.
Speaker 3: I have even in my face. I'm like, I'm fucking disgusting.
Speaker 3: I can't believe I got ugly overnight, Like I just
Speaker 3: woke up and I'm fucking futrid, Like my hair looks
Speaker 3: like shit, I'm fucking ugly. I'm disgusting. I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 3: And then three days there, I'm.
Speaker 4: Like and then three days later you're sitting in your
Speaker 4: fucking office desk chair like recording like.
Speaker 3: Like making tiktoks, and I'm like, someone's.
Speaker 1: Gotta see this, Like the people have to see.
Speaker 3: This, like because I know it's fleeting, because I'm like,
Speaker 3: the people need to see this now because in three
Speaker 3: weeks time, I'll be back to being disgusting. So when
Speaker 3: there's those gaps in my tiktoks and like selfies, that's
Speaker 3: when my my cycle is attacking me.
Speaker 4: Well, even in as disgusting moments where you think you're
Speaker 4: ugly and disgusting, I think you're beautiful.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, and you're beautiful.
Speaker 3: I mean like I have to look in the mirror
Speaker 3: and look at my face. So that's like really hard. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm ran I won't start that. Yeah, but yeah, that's
Speaker 3: my story. I don't and I don't know if we could.
Speaker 1: Keep it in because no, we have to. That was
Speaker 1: so funny. We literally have to.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I feel like like so many women go
Speaker 3: through that. Why is there like no light on us
Speaker 3: right now? We look like we're sitting in the dark.
Speaker 4: We literally do. I think the filter is on. You're
Speaker 4: gonna think like a U filter.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: I mean like later, we'll fix it in post, I'll
Speaker 3: fix it. Oh, should we get into some media.
Speaker 1: I'm down down, didd it down, diddy down down down down?
Speaker 1: Are you down diddy down? Did it down down down?
Speaker 3: I don't think you're singing that right down diddy down,
Speaker 3: diddy down, diddy down down down. Okay, fucking bitch. You're
Speaker 3: such a con.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, I'll give you.
Speaker 4: The first ten songs on my Spotify Top Songs of
Speaker 4: twenty twenty three. So we got X Style or Crystal
Speaker 4: by Aphex Twin. Here's where the story ends. The Sundays
Speaker 4: you think You're me let the Leiden Lana Dalgae, Alone
Speaker 4: in Kyoto, Air in My Room, Frank Ocean, Tom Ib
Speaker 4: Square Pressure, Tom MiB, A Little Loss, Arthur Rush, Russell Abuse,
Speaker 4: the Dirty Column, White Teed, Little Peep in a Silent Way,
Speaker 4: Miles Day, Rainbow Conversation, Stereo Lab, We Are the Music Makers,
Speaker 4: AFX twin and then Porcelain Moby Was that ten? That
Speaker 4: was a lot more than ten? I think called the
Speaker 4: count but one two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen,
Speaker 4: edit thirteen.
Speaker 3: Mine is Cannic Chase by labby Sifrey, When the Morning
Speaker 3: Comes Daryl Hall and John Oates. I Just want to
Speaker 3: talk to you by Chow I just want to talk
Speaker 3: by Said Choweles by Charles Brown and Sleepy Creek, Simple
Speaker 3: Kind of Life, No Doubt, Muskrat Love by Willis Allen Ramsey.
Speaker 3: You have to do that version guess I'm dumb. Glenn Campbell, Hello,
Speaker 3: it's me, Todd run Gren A summer wasting Belle and Sebastian.
Speaker 3: I'd have you anytime, George Harrison watch me labby Sifrey Honey, Dude,
Speaker 3: Jimmy Carter in the Dallas County Green Turned the Stone,
Speaker 3: Electric Light Orchestra practiced twice, Sam pre Cop and on
Speaker 3: Earth by the Sunday. Yeah, Sam pre Come, it's a
Speaker 3: weird name. I don't know why you would do that,
Speaker 3: but I guess I did. That song does make you
Speaker 3: really horny when I play it?
Speaker 1: It kind of makes sense, it really does, and then
Speaker 1: you yeah.
Speaker 3: For real, it's crazy. Me and Drewomi have sex. We
Speaker 3: only listened to AFX Winter Boards of Canada. Like, I
Speaker 3: like Dark five, I like something spooky, spookyky, you better
Speaker 3: not be making a rap song on that spooky track.
Speaker 3: When I got we need to make a spooky.
Speaker 1: Song, Yeah, we should have.
Speaker 3: I guess I have all my evil verses.
Speaker 1: What's up? The evil side is coming out again?
Speaker 3: Oh no, the evil side's coming out again.
Speaker 4: But yeah, and then for like television, TV, movie, television,
Speaker 4: I've been watching.
Speaker 1: What the fuck was I watching? I?
Speaker 4: Oh what anime was that fuck I watched it. I
Speaker 4: started watching a really really good anime. It's something everyone
Speaker 4: knows already. It's shown in Hold On You Talk.
Speaker 3: I started Love Has One, and that's really good. But
Speaker 3: I'm waiting for Judy ketch Up so we can finish
Speaker 3: it together. Trying to think what else. I still watching
Speaker 3: a bunch of ste Have you ever seen Eden of
Speaker 3: the East?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so good.
Speaker 3: I love Eating of the East.
Speaker 1: It's so cute sea.
Speaker 4: And then we're going to see Beyonce, the Beyonce. We're
Speaker 4: gonna go see the Beyonce movie on the first Are
Speaker 4: we gonna dress up?
Speaker 1: I might just wear my silver vest, like have a
Speaker 1: like a good vibe.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I own silver, and I don't
Speaker 3: want to buy something for one thing because silver looks
Speaker 3: bad on me. I remember someone was like upset I
Speaker 3: didn't wear silver, and I was like, I love Beyonce
Speaker 3: more than you know, more than you ever know, but
Speaker 3: silver looks bad on me, and I just.
Speaker 2: Can't do it.
Speaker 1: God bless respect, respect.
Speaker 3: But I want to dress up. We should all get gowns.
Speaker 1: Gown gown. I'll wear a fucking gown so funny or
Speaker 1: like gowns. I'll wear a wig. I'm gonna give a fuck.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wear one of my big puffy I'm.
Speaker 4: Just a man, Okay, listeners, I'm just the man that
Speaker 4: isn't afraid to dress nice. And if that means I'm
Speaker 4: in a dress, that means I'm in a dress, and
Speaker 4: that doesn't take away.
Speaker 1: From my masculinity. It just adds to my femininity. And
Speaker 1: it's okay.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you like, I'm not kidding. Sometimes you
Speaker 3: say things that I'm like, you were so fucking brave
Speaker 3: and vulnerable, and like I look up to you in
Speaker 3: a way. I don't think you understand because you.
Speaker 1: And if I want to wear a person I'm gonna
Speaker 1: wear it.
Speaker 3: You're gonna make me cry stop.
Speaker 1: Oh you want to cry? What about a skirt? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: what about a skirt?
Speaker 3: You are so brave and I love you so much.
Speaker 1: What about a brawl?
Speaker 3: And even if you look disgusting in all those clothes
Speaker 3: because you just it's not flattering on you and you
Speaker 3: have bad style, I'm like.
Speaker 1: Give me myself so brave, give me my hand back.
Speaker 3: Every time you post on Instagram, I'm like, you are
Speaker 3: so brave. Oh I'm like, you, your confidence astounds me. Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start cut like commenting that on people's things,
Speaker 3: like your confidence.
Speaker 1: Astounds me, confidence is real.
Speaker 3: You're gonna do a Drew sye up corner. Okay, I
Speaker 3: got scared. I got scared.
Speaker 4: I okay, and you like when I asked her if
Speaker 4: I should start a new segment on the thing called
Speaker 4: Wait Wait Wait, it's gonna be called Drew's Brain Floss,
Speaker 4: and it's like a segment where I talk about really
Speaker 4: cool historic evidence that happened. And it was like no, no,
Speaker 4: but I was like it could be nice.
Speaker 3: Like y'all think it's a joke when I don't want
Speaker 3: to hear a man explain something, but it's literally not
Speaker 3: a joke. And I was like, I literally it felt
Speaker 3: like when an artist goes to record. Laybe was like,
Speaker 3: can I please make what I want to make and they're.
Speaker 1: Like no, people like a fucking TikTok.
Speaker 3: Like that's what it felt like, because I was like,
Speaker 3: you can do it if you can keep it under
Speaker 3: five minutes, but I know you can't do that, and
Speaker 3: he was like no, seven minutes. I was like seven minutes,
Speaker 3: are you kidding me? And Josiah was watching us, like
Speaker 3: go back and forth the battle.
Speaker 1: We'll let the people decide. Do you want Drew's brain
Speaker 1: Drew's brain floss?
Speaker 4: I have like a good one already set up called
Speaker 4: dB Cooper if I want to hear about that. It's
Speaker 4: a pretty epic tale, and I'll talk about it in
Speaker 4: the next episode. But Drew's Blaine fuck. I can't even
Speaker 4: say Drew's brain floss. Okay, but let's get into drews
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 2: You should call it Drew's brain flaws, not I think
Speaker 2: Blain flaws.
Speaker 3: I think we should call it Drew gibs Anya brain. Oh,
Speaker 3: don't hit him, don't We were We said, we said
Speaker 3: we were gonna stop. We said we were going to stop.
Speaker 2: Hit I'm so cu my god. Can you hit me
Speaker 2: on the other side of the fish, just to make
Speaker 2: it symmetrical? Please? Damn you know how sticky you get?
Speaker 3: Ew, you need to stop. Okay, Look he's he's moaning.
Speaker 2: Oh guys, I moaned on that one episode. Why would
Speaker 2: you do that?
Speaker 3: Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Drew's sye up corner. Ever seen a radiohead fan talk
Speaker 4: about sex and sit there like, who the fuck is
Speaker 4: banging you bitch, I need.
Speaker 3: Proof that's me about you when you said all your artists.
Speaker 4: When I accidentally closed my forty seven tabs, it's like
Speaker 4: the burning of the Library of Alexandra but worst, worst,
Speaker 4: the burning of the Library of Alexandria, but worse. Dudes
Speaker 4: with dark yellow piss always got the most to say.
Speaker 4: Don't you got a headache?
Speaker 1: Bro? So the reason they're not laughing is because I
Speaker 1: did these at ucs b.
Speaker 3: So No, it's because they're not funny.
Speaker 2: That's different. Um.
Speaker 4: Oh oh okay, y'all be so bored.
Speaker 1: Oh never mind, I'm not doing that one.
Speaker 3: Um.
Speaker 4: When I do Drew's sye op Corner, it's mainly for
Speaker 4: last but watch out, you might learn something.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, what would I learn?
Speaker 4: By the way, not every lady gagaff Man is gay.
Speaker 1: We exist.
Speaker 4: The world hasn't been right since that Popeye's Chicken sandwich
Speaker 4: came out. I hurt my hands like fake slow slapping.
Speaker 2: Your hands when you slam me in the face so hard?
Speaker 3: You should think about him? Are you making it about you?
Speaker 4: Like it?
Speaker 2: Maybe we should think about me sometimes. I'm sorry. Sorry?
Speaker 1: Do you feel warm? They are? They are the warm
Speaker 1: He's got a warm face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, next time it's your bottom, you're gonna like put
Speaker 4: me on.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, thanks guys for listening. Maybe we will
Speaker 3: won't be back ever again.
Speaker 1: Drew's Blaine Frosh dB couper playing ever the Jet my
Speaker 1: mm hmmm