WEBVTT - drew got arrested at disneyland 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:20.680 Welcome back to emergency and to calm. 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:25.800 Hell. 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:29.680 Okay, I took out his headphones apparently, but it was beautiful, 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:30.560 but it was love. 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:36.559 So Spotify Rapped released today. 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:39.680 And it's very special. 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:43.599 But I want to make it very clear that I 0:00:43.680 --> 0:00:47.960 listened to music differently from everyone, and like the music 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:51.680 I listen to is special to me, and it's it 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:54.280 means I'm better than you. Like what I listened to, 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:56.720 I think, what. 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:58.080 Do you mean you listen to it differently? Though? I 0:00:58.120 --> 0:00:59.880 think you might find that people kind of just like listen, 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:01.920 everybody listens to music kind of the same. 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:04.200 It's not the same. It's not the same the way 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:06.800 I like indulge in music. It means more to me. 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:10.640 Oh okay, but like how it's just different. 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:12.760 Like that's all I can say. I'm just built different. 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:16.880 I'm big as bro, like I put everybody on so like. 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:19.080 It's just like what are you putting people onto? Like 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:21.639 what are the artists? I kind of like the underground artist, your. 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:28.560 Old play beyond Lna del Rey, just to name a few. 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:30.120 Do you know do you even know? 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:34.039 Imagine dragons though, imagine dragging these nuts across your face, 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:41.240 puck Na, But do you know what as CD is 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:45.200 you've been collecting CDs? Yeah, CDs nuts. 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:49.280 You know what's crazy is my Spotify listens went down 0:01:49.320 --> 0:01:52.440 because since I got so I got my nice CD player. 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:55.000 This year, I just listened to music at night like 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:56.680 I used to be one of those freaka weeks and 0:01:56.720 --> 0:02:00.440 you know this who would play Spotify like music at night. 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:02.960 And now I just listened to my CD. So imagine 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:05.640 if my CDs were added to that, who knows what 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:07.120 would have made my top album. 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:11.160 Yeah, I only listen to I think nine thousand minutes 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:12.000 of music this year. 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:14.440 Really, why when I was saying I'm. 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:16.200 Not in love with music right now, I literally don't 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.520 give a fuck about it, Like music means nothing. 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:19.000 To me right now. 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:21.240 But you just said you're different. 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:24.520 Yeah, Like when I do listen to music, I say, oh. 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:29.200 You use you're satiating it like or it's satiating you 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:31.640 like you let a hunger build and then you're like, 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:36.440 oh I need this deep, deep, void, full and satiating. 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:36.760 Yeah. 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:41.239 I like the hole in me filled deep with. 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:43.800 Like music, Oh okay, filled. 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:45.760 Like I want to just filled where it's like almost 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:47.079 oozing out. 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:49.360 I hope people like my outfit today I feel like 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:51.519 people kind of watch and like, oh my god, I 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:54.040 wonder what she's gonna wear today. And I really hope 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:57.840 today people are like, wow, she's put something break tests, 0:02:58.120 --> 0:02:59.320 something extraordinary on. 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:02.280 You don't know Miami, Like I know Miami though I'm 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:03.000 from Miami. 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:06.200 I built that city. No, that's my city. 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:08.240 Oh that's your city. Well that's funny because la is 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:10.079 my city. And I built this ship with my bare 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:12.720 fucking hands. And people are always complaining about the infrastructure 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:15.360 and I'm like, hello, imagine one woman building a city 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:19.000 all alone, like that, it's hard enough. But ye, Spotify 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:25.600 wrapped and like Apple okay, the apples not even because 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:27.920 I have Apple Music too, but it's not even in 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:30.520 the app. You have to get to Safari, Like they 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:32.440 don't even run it in the fucking app. Like bitch, 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:35.360 I was on Safari looking at my Apple rewind. 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:37.040 And it feels like when I type in that cheat 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:41.360 or that fucking link or my information into that link, 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:44.560 that someone random just made it and is hacking me, 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:48.280 Like literally how I feel about it, and like it's 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:51.280 just someone collecting data and information of all your passwords 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:54.000 and logins, and I just do not fucking trust it, 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:56.560 but like y'all tried, like y'all tried it, but you'll 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:59.560 never be Spotify, Like just give it my rein supreme. 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:02.440 I'm sorry, Like it's just true and it's always always, 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:03.800 always been like that too. 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:07.560 Yeah, since literally the dawn of time the day. 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:11.400 I downloaded it in ninth grade math class, it has 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:13.400 consumed my entire listening. 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:18.160 Yeah, that's crazy because I had Spotify in fifth grade. 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:20.480 I think really it like started I think in two 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:24.760 thousand and six, and yeah, by sixth grade I had it. 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:27.799 Well, I was like three years old in two thousand 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:30.159 and five, are two thousand and six? 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:33.360 Okay, well you should have been on one? 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:36.920 Like yeah, okay, okay, but yeah, let's go to our 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:38.920 top should we do top five artists? 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:40.479 Yeah, let's do top five artists. 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:41.240 Okay, I'll let you go. 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:46.839 First, Minds are funny. Mine is my top artist. I 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:48.680 can never say his name, which is embarrassing because he's 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:53.080 my top artist. But labby Sefray Labi Sifray, like that, 0:04:55.360 --> 0:05:00.920 Two is George Harrison, three is Hollan Oaths The Sundays, 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:06.400 and five is Robin Tree Robintree. Oh look at this 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:08.040 fucking stole. I didn't send this in the group trap 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:10.279 because I actually don't know how I was able to like, 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:10.960 this has. 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:13.960 To be a feat a feet. Where's feet? Wait? Let 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:16.520 me where's the feet? Let me see the feet? 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:18.599 No, I meant like a feature like a feet, Like, 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:21.360 what the fuck do you want to see my feet? 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:22.839 Because I don't have socks on under this, so I 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:25.120 can show you my feet real easily. No, don't fucking 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:25.479 do that. 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:28.200 You can't say the word feet and not expect me 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:30.479 to see some fucking feet. I'm gonna throw out fucking 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:32.880 fit if I don't see fucking feet. 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:41.000 He featuring the feet. I'm a full lover smelling feet 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:44.640 and looking at them. Look at me, Look at me, 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:45.880 look at my feet. 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:51.520 Buddy, Buddy, I think we've talked about it. 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:53.200 Are we have not? 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:58.760 Oh we haven't, Okay, so we get really like deliriously tired. 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:01.920 This is the crazy thing. Two thoughts. One our friend group, 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:04.200 like I was looking back at like old memories and 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:05.920 like close friends stuff, and like all my friends. So 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:08.960 our friend group, like most friend groups who like live 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:11.120 alone and like start hanging out alone for the first 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:14.359 time without fucking adult supervision, we would just get fucked up. 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:15.719 All the time and hang out in the house and 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:17.920 record each other doing stupid shit and just like hang 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:21.320 out all fucking night, always ending the night with music videos. 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:23.839 Now we are at a point where we start looking 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:26.200 at the music videos, dead sober at like ten, and 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:28.160 by twelve thirty we're all like should we go to bed? 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:30.320 This is like I'm really tired, Like this is like 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:32.480 kind of two time and suuping for me right now. 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:35.200 And then the other thing is I don't want to 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:36.320 hang out with you guys anymore. 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:39.360 Okay, bitch, that's why I don't want to hang out 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:43.680 today either. So you would know a lot about that. 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:46.120 Even know a lot about not wanting to hang out 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:50.280 with your friends. Oh wait is no way. Thought. Other 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:53.960 thing is we also now stay up way too late. Well, 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:58.000 it'll be like four am. We're all dead sober. Sometimes 0:06:58.080 --> 0:06:59.720 I'm the only one in the room who's like I'm 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:03.880 the high in the room, period, and we Josiah will 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:07.680 get on his fucking raggedy ass laptop, steal one of 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:10.440 our podcasts mikes, and drag it into the living room 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:13.320 and force us to start like rapping and like singing 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:16.200 on random tracks he finds on YouTube and The way 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:18.400 we find them is we're like, what are we feeling tonight? Okay, 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:22.720 we're feeling like Cardi Mona del Rey Type B. Me 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:24.280 and Josie really want to do a cover of something, 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:25.960 But that's on a different hand. We've been talking about 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:27.880 doing a cover of like Yummy by Justin Bieber for 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:30.720 actually like since the day it came out. But we 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:33.440 have all these awful songs, which literally, if you have 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:34.040 to make. 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:37.040 Any of us, you have we have thirty to fifty 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:41.160 just of the worst songs you've ever heard in your 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:42.080 entire life. 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:47.680 I want to like, look up if I have the 0:07:47.720 --> 0:08:09.440 one from Oh This Ui? Is that? 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:11.360 I think a genre of music that doesn't exist. 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:13.120 I know Josiah's gone to some ship. 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:15.440 Why the tennis good? 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.440 And I'll show you what I'm made though. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:19.360 Like why did you say? I think because we looked 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:20.360 up Lord type B. 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:22.920 Yeah, and then he was like, oh, tennis court, But 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:25.720 he didn't mean like that. He meant like, oh, we'll 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:26.920 play tennis back. 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:30.200 And forth and on beach. You meant like, what does 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:30.760 that mean? 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:33.440 But yeah, we have so many like songs and ship 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:35.560 like that that literally, if you ever want to make 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:38.400 us uncomfortable. Just ask Josiah to pull that fucking laptop up. 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:41.040 That's also the dangerous thing is only Josiah has them, 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:43.240 like me Andrew literally don't have them. And if we 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:45.439 bring people over, Josiah will be like, I want to 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:47.680 see something, yeah, and then just start playing it. We 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:50.319 have to beg him to stop. Okay. One of my 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:53.520 Spotify rap things that's really like actually freaked me out 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:55.720 and I don't know how I did this is you 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:58.360 peaked on October twenty seventh at five period. 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:04.120 You peaked in twenty seventeen with your Oh you. 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:06.200 Were fucking three because you didn't have Spotify yet, you 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:06.840 fucking bitch. 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.439 I know when you were doing your little music videos 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:11.679 on YouTube, that's when you peaked. 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:16.200 My playlist video literally was my peak. You peaked on 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:19.400 October twenty seventh at five hundred and eighty four minutes 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:22.880 of listening that day. That is nine hours of consecutive listening. 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:25.160 I don't know it possible. 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:27.680 I think I was on set and they gave me OX, 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:31.480 so I was just terrorizing everybody with only my music 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:33.560 all day. And then when we had breaks when it 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:38.480 wasn't bitch, I was like headphones on world. Ow interesting, 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:41.120 music is my drug, bitch, Like that's see, you don't 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:45.680 understand because you you're addicted to fucking SSRIs, you'reird as fuck. 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:46.200 Yeah. 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:49.800 Honestly, if you're an SSRI, can I just. 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:53.880 Say when I'm fucked up, that's the real me? Okay? Okay, 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:57.000 guys also comes out when you're drunk. I don't listen 0:09:57.000 --> 0:10:01.520 to music because there's always an orchestral string symphony playing 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:02.320 in my head. 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:06.000 That's it is that the that's the. 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:10.040 No, that's not what it is. It's beautiful. I wish 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:12.040 I could share it with you. 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:16.760 Well, I was gonna say I have synesthesia. 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:21.960 Okay, sorry, I'm like hall like uh, stalling for my 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:24.960 top artist. Oh no, I already said, actually you go, 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:25.680 you go. 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:30.520 Girl, Okay, So mine is different, like you've probably never 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:34.400 heard of these people before. It's just because, like I said, 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:38.360 I listened to music differently, and you're better. I'm better. 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:40.600 I'm I'm better. I'm allowed to say that I'm better 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:45.920 than most people. It's the truth. It's not even confidence, 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:47.040 it's just the truth. 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:50.560 Like I'm better than Okay. 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:55.360 My first artist is aphex Twins. My second art just this, 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.959 it's like this random duo of twins that make beats together. 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:05.760 And then my second artist is Lana del Rey. She's 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:08.360 like this gay musician. 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:09.920 She's gayer. 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:13.680 No, she makes music for gays. Okay, okay, but I don't. 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:15.079 I listened to it because it's hot. 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:15.560 I don't know. 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:17.600 I listened to it her because she's hot. 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:19.679 And I mean, if she makes music for gay people, 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:22.520 she's not on my top listens, but she's on your 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:23.319 Okay that makes sense? 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:23.960 No, no, I was. 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:26.200 I just explained it. She has boobs, so dumb, and 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:26.840 I listen to her. 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:29.000 That's all it takes. 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:33.720 Next is okay, this is actually what they call me, 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:37.560 ironically enough, and it somehow ended up in my top 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:39.920 But this is like my nickname, but I'm called death Grips. 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:41.160 The band's called death Grips. 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:42.800 Yes, you got that death grip back. 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:48.080 I got that fucking grippy, grippy whippy man. Fourth is 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:54.160 one O tricks Point never gets no pussy. Guy who 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:56.880 listens to one O tricks Point never opn gets no pussy. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:00.760 And then my fifth one is bored of Canada. 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:04.920 That sounds the fact that you Death Grips is in 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:08.160 your top listens makes you a very terrifying. 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:11.400 No, it's not true. Like I posted it on my story, 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:12.480 like they have been in. 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:16.959 My top for like three years now, and I posted 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:19.360 it the first year that it switched in, like twenty 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:22.040 twenty or something, and like a buddy of mine, Matt 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:25.080 like responded and was like are you okay, like like 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:26.000 is everything okay? 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:27.200 And I was like yeah, why and they were like, 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:27.880 oh yeah. 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:30.559 Being one of your top artists is like destructive. 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:34.480 It's not true. But no, they make like good music period. 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:39.600 Yeah, I mean they really do. We were listening to 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:42.800 so much. I was listening to so much Death Grips 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:44.559 by Proxy and twenty twenty because of You. 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:47.040 Yeah, they're lit, like that's all. 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:49.360 They have a lot of songs that aren't that scary. 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:53.320 Somebody actually at the front now, not really that's literally 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:57.160 what was just playing. But somebody at Thanksgiving was like, 0:12:57.200 --> 0:12:59.800 I'm thankful for music that when I first listened you 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:02.280 to scare the fuck out of me. But I've acclimated 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:06.640 my brain into enjoying terrifying sounds and I scare. 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:08.240 Me literally draining. 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:14.200 Yeah, like Blade, you don't seek out and find Blade. 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:20.200 Blade seeks out and finds you when you're ready, Okay, I. 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:21.559 Agree, I agree. 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:27.840 Also, Spotify for Podcasters released a wrapped. 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:33.720 Of our emergency intercom wrapped and one surprising fact which 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:37.200 was actually genuinely really cool to hear it, and I 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:37.920 don't understand. 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:39.400 I don't get it, was. 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:46.600 More than forty percent of our listeners aren't in America. 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.040 So where the fuck are y'all from? 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:48.360 Yeah? 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:51.640 Where are y'all from? Leave a comment like, like, only. 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:56.600 Sixty eight percent of our listeners are in America? Yeah, 0:13:57.600 --> 0:13:58.480 now explain that. 0:13:58.760 --> 0:13:59.880 Oh, I guess that's thirty. 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:04.480 Two, like somewhere else where the are you? 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:04.840 Yeah? 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:09.440 I know they're in Melbourne and fucking London. 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:11.920 I know the bitches are Melbourne in London, but like 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:16.880 we got Germany on here, we got Ukraine on here, 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:21.040 we got Poland on here, we got South Korea in 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:22.080 Japan co. 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:25.800 Those are like our like the countries that like we're 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:30.720 really popping this, which is like, to me so random, like. 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:33.480 What we are kawaii codd though, Like it makes sense 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:34.440 that we'd be in Japan. 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:38.000 No, because I got that swag? Yeah that's on me. 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:40.480 You got that Gilbert Godfried swag? 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:42.000 Who the fuck is that? 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:43.880 I don't even know. 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:46.520 I don't know. I don't know. 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:49.400 Oh, he's like the like the grouchy want to get yeah. 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:54.320 Gilberg. God, wait hey he places the parrot in Aladdin. 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:57.680 Probably, I don't know. It's a deep cut. 0:14:57.720 --> 0:14:58.400 It sounds right. 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:00.960 What was I gonna say? I was gonna say, Oh, 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:03.960 our top listed episode this year is women Should Cheat, 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:08.640 and it's like our yeah, and it's our most shared, 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:11.640 Like you had like like a three hundred percent more 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:14.960 sharing rate than any other episode and it was like 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:18.960 played back over eight hundred and like fifty times. So 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:24.479 we're doing good. We're doing good. We are spreading positivity, 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:27.240 we are making changes. A lot of y'all talk about 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:33.760 feminism and you're not actually pushing a feminist narrative and agenda, 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:37.040 but we are pushing it and spreading it and licking 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:40.800 it from top to bottom and sealing that envelope and 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:42.400 sending it off to the world. I was talking about 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:43.560 an envelope. 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:47.480 Yeah, it sounded just like a little weird there, but weird. 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:53.560 Okay, okay, I'm gonna get really serious for a moment, Dad, serious, like, 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:55.160 stop smiling, like this is weird. 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:56.520 Why are you all laughing? 0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:58.720 I know I'm always smiling because I'm just so happy. 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:01.840 This is really real. 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:06.800 And Okay, so I'm sure some of y'all have seen 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:09.880 the video that I'm about to talk about. 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:11.920 No RPR, so don't talk about it. 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:14.400 I don't give a fuck about RPR. This is very 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:15.080 serious and this. 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:17.720 Is me literally calling balingerby Lake. 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:22.720 Yeah for real, But there's this video that came out 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:27.600 of me, and I'm just gonna get to the point. 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:31.400 It was me naked on It's a small World at 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:33.040 disney World or Disneyland. 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:35.480 There's no proof it's you, though, So I don't know 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:37.920 why you're like this is this is the proof you're 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:38.600 gonna go to jail. 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:40.920 I don't give a fuck. Okay, Like I need to 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:42.760 right my wrongs and I. 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:45.440 Don't know if that's a wrong. You can just write 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:46.360 by admitting. 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:48.840 Yeah, if you haven't seen the video, will insert it here. 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:51.800 Video shows a man in his underwear walking around the 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:55.240 popular attraction It's a Small World. Workers stop the ride 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:57.920 for about an hour as security tried to detain him. 0:16:57.920 --> 0:16:59.720 At one point, you can see the twenty six year 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:02.200 old took off all of his clothes and was waiting 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:05.080 around in the water near the ride's entrance, and a him. 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:08.439 Police eventually responded to the incident to arrest the twenty 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:11.720 six year old for indecent exposure. 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:15.760 Us inserting a nude man in a Disneyland and being like, 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:19.120 why are our videos getting demonetized? What's happening? 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:21.439 Yeah, well we'll insert it before he was full or 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:22.680 before I was fully naked. 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:26.600 But you know, really, people asked why did why did 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:29.880 he do it? Why did you do it? I did 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:33.840 it because the water feature looks fun to sit on 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:37.680 and there's no there's nothing on anything. Or you were 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:39.040 just like I was sober. 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:42.200 Oh whoa, that's like really yeah, I feel like that's 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:44.280 almost more damning. But I guess you could play the 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:45.320 insanity card in. 0:17:45.320 --> 0:17:47.880 Cortor No, no. 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:48.199 No, oh, you're gonna just like go. 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:51.480 I just wanted to do it, Oh okay. 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:53.640 And I wanted to kick one of those little fuckers 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:55.199 and they had this scary motherfucker. 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:59.160 It's a small world, little tritters, like fuck them. 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:01.280 I thought you liked that ride. I'm like getting so 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:03.600 many mixed emotions. It's I guess it's just like you 0:18:03.640 --> 0:18:06.199 have so much depth to you that to try to 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:11.919 explain something so complex in something as mundane and just 0:18:12.520 --> 0:18:15.280 earthly as a podcast would make no sense. 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:17.080 I exist in other realms like truly. 0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:19.840 Yeah, and I believe you because I don't know that 0:18:19.920 --> 0:18:22.120 any sane person who exists in our realm would get 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:24.320 but naked nasty like a Rick James, super freaking. It's 0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:25.200 a small world. 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:27.320 Did you have a nice little boner for me when 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:28.560 you were naked at the ride? 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:33.120 Sorry? I didn't hear what you said. 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:35.200 I could repeat it. 0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:37.160 No, he chooses what he hears. 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:42.440 I was exploring. I just shifted for like five seconds. 0:18:42.560 --> 0:18:43.240 Where did you go? 0:18:43.760 --> 0:18:44.800 You don't want to fucking know? 0:18:44.880 --> 0:18:45.719 Hey, where'd you go? 0:18:45.840 --> 0:18:46.760 Come home? Miami? 0:18:47.160 --> 0:18:47.360 Oh? 0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:50.960 When you shifted, you chose to go to my head. 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:53.600 I spent a lifetime in Miami. I had wife and children. 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:58.000 You had a wife and kids. Period And wait, you 0:18:58.000 --> 0:18:59.200 can shift into being street. 0:19:04.880 --> 0:19:08.440 We talked about this. Drew is actually straight, so okay, sorry, 0:19:08.520 --> 0:19:11.119 I want it. It's just like going forward. Yeah, I know, 0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:12.720 it's like I don't know, it's it's only been on. 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:14.879 I mean, I live with him, so I think I would. 0:19:14.640 --> 0:19:16.399 Like I know, but it just seems like it's not. 0:19:16.720 --> 0:19:19.160 But maybe for the sake of the public, I should 0:19:19.160 --> 0:19:20.000 stand Yeah. 0:19:19.840 --> 0:19:22.639 And I know, it's like he's gone. So I'm gonna 0:19:22.640 --> 0:19:25.520 say this. It's super hard to remember because he does 0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:28.959 not seem straight. Yeah, but like he is, and I 0:19:29.000 --> 0:19:30.280 just need you to like say that. 0:19:30.480 --> 0:19:32.440 I guess I don't even I don't know why I 0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:34.119 keep doing that. I don't even believe in like putting 0:19:34.200 --> 0:19:35.560 labels on people like that, so I should. 0:19:36.000 --> 0:19:37.720 It's the way that he sits, and like the way 0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:39.920