WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "They Want the Vomit Comet" Mail Bag

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<v Speaker 1>Kutbooms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to clearinghouse of

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<v Speaker 2>hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour

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<v Speaker 2>with Ben Maller starts right now.

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<v Speaker 1>In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben

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<v Speaker 1>Mahler and Danny g Radio. A happy, happy, happy Sunday

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<v Speaker 1>to you as we have made it to the fifteenth

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<v Speaker 1>day of June. Hanging out side by side here and Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a big male edition of the show as

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<v Speaker 1>in letters and messages, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, Father's Day edition.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, and Father's Day. Shout out to all the

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<v Speaker 1>dads we get shipped on. It's a Father's Day, right, Dandy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what happens here.

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<v Speaker 3>Mother Day. I think Brian Finley says it best.

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<v Speaker 1>Daddy, Yes, that's right, I'm Brian's dad. But no, the

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<v Speaker 1>Father's Day of all the you know, the dopey holidays,

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<v Speaker 1>Mother's Day, Father's Day, all that stuff, by far the

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<v Speaker 1>crappiest Father's Day, right, the Mother's Day? Oh man, you

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<v Speaker 1>got you cannot screw up Mother's Day. Father's Day, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Father's Day is an afterthought to a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm sure your son's going to spoil you with

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<v Speaker 1>all kinds of all kinds of fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, he'll scribble on a piece of paper and Brenda

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<v Speaker 3>will give it to me and be like, here's your

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<v Speaker 3>Father's Day, current, your dirty animal.

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<v Speaker 1>And the way it goes. That's the way it goes,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. So we have the mail bag. We have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of letters. Happy Father's Day if you're into

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of thing and all that stuff. But why

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<v Speaker 1>not celebrate whatever you got? Here we go, let's Ohio

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<v Speaker 1>get a starter here, Ohio. It's all right, very good.

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<v Speaker 1>First one is from Fergdog, who says, hey, Ben and

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<v Speaker 1>Danny G. I think I stupidly missed the window for

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<v Speaker 1>last week's mailbag, so I'm sending the question in again.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved all the classic clips and drops two weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>You did a great job, Danny G. You deserve a raise,

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<v Speaker 1>just like Donald Trump said. Now, I've got a question

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<v Speaker 1>about one of the clips, in particular, what the hell

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<v Speaker 1>happened during the Brian Billick interview? Was Ben saying hello

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<v Speaker 1>over and over again unedited audio. Brian Billick's the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>get in the history of the Fifth Hour podcast. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be very disappointed if I find out

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<v Speaker 1>he cut Ben's time short. That is from ferg Dog

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<v Speaker 1>in Fullerton.

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<v Speaker 3>That was classic. Now, there are times where you'll be

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<v Speaker 3>doing an interview and the guests will cut out and

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<v Speaker 3>then there's a long pause in the recording because you

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<v Speaker 3>have to work to get them back on the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>How ironic was it that Brian did this to you?

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<v Speaker 3>It's you going Hello, Hello, and then redial to see

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<v Speaker 3>what happened to this guy? And then you hear Billick's voicemail.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, Brian, Billy, I'm not available, so you save

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<v Speaker 1>the message.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's just classic. Nobody ever heard it in its

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<v Speaker 3>raw form, because obviously I fixed it so that his

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<v Speaker 3>interview was all one piece and you didn't even know

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<v Speaker 3>that that happened. But on that best of I thought

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<v Speaker 3>it would be really funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah Billick, I think he called us from like northern Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that's the start of the interview. Is you

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<v Speaker 3>guys talking about Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember, remember that. There have been

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<v Speaker 1>some crazy things. The late great Jerry Tarkanian had Tarkanian

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<v Speaker 1>on I was doing an interview with Tarkanian at Fox Sports.

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<v Speaker 1>Rated was on the radio and Tarkanian was in the

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<v Speaker 1>back of a van playing with his grandkids. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why he agreed to do the interview, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I get it, you're with your grandkids, but you agreed

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<v Speaker 1>to do the interview. And he was totally totally distracted

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time, like he was like happened. We interviewed

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<v Speaker 1>Kareem Abdul Jabbarmi and Looney one time and Kareem was

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<v Speaker 1>eating a sandwich the entire interview and he was chewing

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<v Speaker 1>very loudly during the interview and it was very annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>Jackie Slater, we had Jackie Slater on this podcast. I

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<v Speaker 1>love Jackie. What in the world?

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<v Speaker 3>And Jackie, do you think Kareem was scratching his cheek

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<v Speaker 3>with his middle finger the whole time he was talking

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<v Speaker 3>to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you can just tell when guys are disengaged.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, you know when people are into it and

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<v Speaker 1>who are not into it, and sometimes they're acting.

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<v Speaker 3>Why did kareem need to be on the phone with

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<v Speaker 3>you if he didn't want.

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<v Speaker 1>To be there, Well, he was doing a tour promoting

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<v Speaker 1>a documentary, so he had agreed to do you know

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<v Speaker 1>those those car washed things where you go around and

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<v Speaker 1>do a bunch of interviews. So we were probably number

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<v Speaker 1>six or seven and he had like seven more to go,

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<v Speaker 1>and he wasn't into it, and he's just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>half asked it. Then you get the other people that

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<v Speaker 1>are like robotic, unus you were white. He didn't like

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<v Speaker 1>that hello allegedly, yeah, exactly. The other thing we had

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<v Speaker 1>I forget was it Tim Donnie. I think it might

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<v Speaker 1>have been Tim Donnie. We had on and he was

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<v Speaker 1>very very robotic, like he had all his answers and

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<v Speaker 1>he was just like reading off a teleprompter, which was

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<v Speaker 1>very very I you know, one's got their own their

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<v Speaker 1>own deal. And that's why ferk Dog, you're not supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to see how we make the hot dogs. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to see how we make the hot dogs. Next

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<v Speaker 1>up is Kwang from Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>writes us. Every week, he says Big Man and Daddy

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<v Speaker 1>G Radio. There are rumors and speculations surrounding the possibility

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<v Speaker 1>of a new Voltron project, especially with the continued success

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<v Speaker 1>of reboots and adaptations of classic animated series. Question, how

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<v Speaker 1>likely is it that the two of you could be

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<v Speaker 1>cast and a live action adaptation of that project? So

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<v Speaker 1>he would like us the new Voltron, Danny, would you be?

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be willing if the price is right to be

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<v Speaker 1>part of that, right, if the check is big enough?

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<v Speaker 3>What kind of money you're talking?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Kwang's already put our photos into AI, it appears,

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<v Speaker 1>and he has already put our bodies or our faces

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<v Speaker 1>on the bodies of the characters in the in the film,

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<v Speaker 1>So he's already done the legwork. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I can send this to you now.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me see if I can.

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<v Speaker 1>Well say, I click this, you listen to our live coverage.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the fifth our. It won't even open. It's

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<v Speaker 1>loading right now. I got to click on this.

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<v Speaker 3>Just give your phone a virus.

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<v Speaker 1>I probably did um just finking copy this. Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>is some Let me click over here. Bear with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, this is how you watch big boxing matches. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much. I have to click the ads. Get get

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<v Speaker 1>her of the ads, all right? So I sent you.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have that on your phone. Here, Danny and

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<v Speaker 1>I look like a stormtrooper and you are the lion.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're a lion, and you've got your glasses on,

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<v Speaker 1>you got the hat.

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<v Speaker 3>This is well done, but it also looks like somebody

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<v Speaker 3>who has way too much free time on their hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you saying there's not much going on in Quang's world?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you're saying?

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<v Speaker 3>You are you claiming said?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, I'm honored that he loves us so

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<v Speaker 1>much he wants us to be part of the live

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<v Speaker 1>action adaptation. And as we always say, Danny, we are

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<v Speaker 1>our ears are open. If somebody wants to throw it,

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<v Speaker 1>throw an offer our way, we are We're willing to listen.

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<v Speaker 1>We are more than willing to listen to any any offers.

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<v Speaker 1>Shane from Leesburg, Alabama, Amma, rites into the fifth hour

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<v Speaker 1>podcast Sane, thank You. He says, have either one of

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<v Speaker 1>you ever actually paid for something with a two dollar bill?

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<v Speaker 1>And then he says backstory and a true story. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>I heard your podcast years ago when you said your

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<v Speaker 1>dad had an infatuation with the two dollar bill. My

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<v Speaker 1>dad had the same thing. Look at that we have

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<v Speaker 1>somebody in common, Shane, and he was always passing out

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<v Speaker 1>two dollar bills until he passed away in twenty eighteen.

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<v Speaker 1>He always said, keep one in your wallet just in

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<v Speaker 1>case you need it. Well, in nineteen eighty six, I

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<v Speaker 1>just turned sixteen and I stopped to get gas when

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<v Speaker 1>you could actually pump your gas before you went to

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<v Speaker 1>the store to pay for it. And I started pumping gas,

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<v Speaker 1>Shane says, when I realized the only money I had

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<v Speaker 1>was a single two dollar bill, hid it in my wallet.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's that's what I pumped, and I went inside paid.

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<v Speaker 3>For You was gas like thirty cents a gallon back then, well, he.

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<v Speaker 1>Says, here gas was around seventy nine cents a gallon

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<v Speaker 1>in eighty six, can you imagine? And then so I

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<v Speaker 1>had more than enough to get me where I needed

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<v Speaker 1>to go. And he says, Happy Father's Day. All the

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<v Speaker 1>days I have not, I've not paid for anything with

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<v Speaker 1>a two dollar bill my dad did. He would have

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest smile telling the story, Oh yeah, I gave

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<v Speaker 1>this to this young lady and I gave her the

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<v Speaker 1>two dollar bill. She thought it was fake. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you get the whole story. My dad wud be oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she thought it was counterfeit. There's no such thing as

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<v Speaker 1>a two dollar bill. And then I had to expinb

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<v Speaker 1>my dad would like pump his chest out. I had

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<v Speaker 1>to explain to that young lady there were two dollar bills.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the funniest thing. And then when my dad passed,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're referring to the story Shane, that he

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<v Speaker 1>we had a stack of like two dollar bills and

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<v Speaker 1>there that was your inheritance pretty much, pretty much. And pennies.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad collected pennies, which I wish he had collected quarters,

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<v Speaker 1>not pennies. Quarters would have been much better than pennies.

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<v Speaker 1>But dad, which is ironic because I did the TV

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<v Speaker 1>show Benny Versus the Penny, and then my dad collected pennies.

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<v Speaker 1>And the problem with pennies is you have these giant

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<v Speaker 1>gallon containers of pennies and it gets you like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen bucks or something. You know, somebody take you some

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<v Speaker 1>small amount of money. But that's a great story, Shane,

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<v Speaker 1>about your dad and the two dollars bill and you

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<v Speaker 1>and the gas station. Very cool alf from a peaceful protest, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So he says, gentlemen, do me a favor and please

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<v Speaker 1>put on your tinfoil hats for my question. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think that the weed Man West contingent figured out that

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<v Speaker 1>Ice is conspiring with the Olympic Committee to clean up

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<v Speaker 1>LA for the twenty twenty eight Summer Games and decided

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<v Speaker 1>to protest peacefully? So that's that's alf. Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>your tinfoil hat on there, Danny? That the operations here

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<v Speaker 1>to clean up well LA will be very clean by

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty eight, right summer games. It'll be sparkling and

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<v Speaker 1>everything would be wonderful, and it's gonna take them about

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<v Speaker 1>two and a half years to clean up all the

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<v Speaker 1>the mess that has happened here recently, so they've they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to start working on that right away, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>clean up LA, all the graffiti and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see the video somebody sent me a video. God,

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<v Speaker 1>so funny one of these these dopes that was tagging,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, going around these kids, they're all teenagers going

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<v Speaker 1>around tagging buildings, and one kid was trying to write,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, f Ice, spell it out. He misspelled the

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<v Speaker 1>F word. He didn't know how to spell the F word,

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<v Speaker 1>and so yeah, he spelled it f U E and

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<v Speaker 1>then and then realized. And then there was some girl,

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<v Speaker 1>this other young girl, I don't know, she's probably around

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<v Speaker 1>his age, and she was laughing at him. So the

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<v Speaker 1>guy was probably this guy's probably like tagging buildings thing.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna get chicks, right, you know, women into it?

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<v Speaker 1>Your bad boy and all that. And the guy didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even not spell the F word, Like, what are you doing, dude?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, now you dumb?

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<v Speaker 3>You want better tinfoil hat content. I went down a

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<v Speaker 3>rabbit hole last weekend. There's like this nostalgia page on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a Facebook group, and somebody wrote what's a

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<v Speaker 3>conspiracy that you actually believe? And I clicked on the

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<v Speaker 3>comments and it was gold hundreds of alex tysherts talking

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<v Speaker 3>to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Were they at work or at home? They must have

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<v Speaker 1>been at home.

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<v Speaker 3>This one says that they believe not teaching handwriting cursive

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<v Speaker 3>in school is intentional so that we all will have

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<v Speaker 3>an entire population that cannot read the US Constitution or

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<v Speaker 3>the Declaration of Independence. No generations after the early millennials

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<v Speaker 3>have been taught. If you're unable to read your rights,

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<v Speaker 3>you're able to be manipulated in control. Do do do

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<v Speaker 3>do do do do? That's yeah, yeah, that's why Cursive's

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<v Speaker 3>not being taught anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>That explains it right there.

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<v Speaker 3>According to Amy Surr on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>Well my conspiracy and I will I will die on

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<v Speaker 1>this mountain is that the night the lights went out

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<v Speaker 1>at Camden Yards in Baltimore, when cal Ripken was supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to play in a game against the Seattle Mariners, they

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<v Speaker 1>turned the lights out because cal Ripken got into a

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<v Speaker 1>situation with Kevin Costner. I believe that to be true.

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<v Speaker 3>I've heard that story.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care what Sports with Coleman says in Baltimore

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<v Speaker 1>or not. In fact, Kevin Costner called in to Fox

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<v Speaker 1>Sports Radio. There was a guy shownamed Kylie and Booms

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<v Speaker 1>that talked about that, and Costner called in to say

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't true, which tells me it means it probably

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<v Speaker 1>is true exactly. And the reason I really believe that

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<v Speaker 1>to be true is I was on the Dodger beat

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<v Speaker 1>at that that night, and a buddy of mine who

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<v Speaker 1>may or may not been connected to the Orioles, came

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<v Speaker 1>up to me and said, hey, you're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>believe this. They canceled the Orioles game. And here's why

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<v Speaker 1>Now he didn't get in all the details. He just

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<v Speaker 1>said that Ripkin there was something. There was a domestic

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<v Speaker 1>situation at Ripkin's house. I didn't find out about the

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<v Speaker 1>Coster thing until later, so that part I didn't know about.

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<v Speaker 1>But they said there was a domestic thing, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was he was so upset. Costner he didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>play in the game that night or and he said

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<v Speaker 1>he couldn't do it. And so they said, we need

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<v Speaker 1>you know, We're going to cancel the game, give you

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<v Speaker 1>a day to kind of clear your mind and then

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<v Speaker 1>come back and play. And uh, where there's smoke, there's fire. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that one.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, really quick. Dan Delano on Facebook, this

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<v Speaker 3>sounds like something you would have wrote in this group.

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<v Speaker 3>He says, there's a secret society underneath the Denver International Airport.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good. Now, some of our listeners live in Denver

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<v Speaker 1>and some of them work at the airport there. We

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<v Speaker 1>should have to ask them.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>My theory, Danny member, My theory is there are sub

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<v Speaker 1>under the ocean. Under the sea, there are different species,

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<v Speaker 1>different creatures that live under the ocean, and they come

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<v Speaker 1>out and they study us. You know how we study

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<v Speaker 1>animals in the wild. Were there animals and they study

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<v Speaker 1>us and they're like, look at these weird creatures. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's my tinfoil hat thing. Tony in the Bay Area,

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<v Speaker 1>right said, Tony's one of my favorite callers. I just

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<v Speaker 1>love this guy. He's such a such a character. Tony says.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to plug nothing except Alexa at Riddell.

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<v Speaker 1>But I heard the Covino and Rich podcast and it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds good and cool that Danny g gets on the mic.

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<v Speaker 1>How long have you been on there, Danny says Tony.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess Tony doesn't listen to this pocket. You've been

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<v Speaker 1>on there for forever, right, Dannyman that show since it started, right,

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<v Speaker 1>You've been with those guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So I've been doing the shows with the guys

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<v Speaker 3>for four years now, one year on Sunday nights and

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<v Speaker 3>three years now on PM Drive.

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<v Speaker 1>Has it been three years since they went to the weekday.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, they're about to celebrate their third birthday in

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<v Speaker 3>that time slot.

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<v Speaker 1>I liked that Covino Rich celebrate anniversaries. I don't celebrate anniversaries.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't pay attention to it. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I've been at Fox Sports Radio with the

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<v Speaker 1>exception of six months and twenty six days. I'm coming

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<v Speaker 1>up on like twenty five years. I don't pay any

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<v Speaker 1>attention to that though, like I've missed. I could have

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<v Speaker 1>done like a tenth anniversary, a fifteenth anniversary, twenty I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, that's probably why you're a grown up at three.

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<v Speaker 3>You're still an infant, right, But he did just that joke,

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<v Speaker 3>where after your twenty first birthday, why even you know,

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<v Speaker 3>why even pay attention to the ones that come after that?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, somebody had mentioned and I didn't use this in

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<v Speaker 1>the mailbag, but somebody said, hey, you know, Covino rich

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<v Speaker 1>are having this thing. Why didn't you do something? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a fan, you know. The guy was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>heard Covin or Richard doing something for their anniversary, like

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<v Speaker 1>twenty years or whatever they've been together on the radio,

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<v Speaker 1>and so the guys, I, why didn't you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, that's actually a good point. I probably

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<v Speaker 1>should have done something, but I you know, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think of it, So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when you turn twenty obviously, you know a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of the years they were together was on Sirius XM.

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<v Speaker 3>But as far as their time on FSR, their babies,

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<v Speaker 3>their infants, and you're like a grandpappy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm a seasoned veteran. I stopped aging about year ten,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Also you started on the network when you were like

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<v Speaker 3>seventeen and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>That is true. There was no one listening and it

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<v Speaker 1>was great and it was cowboy jobs.

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<v Speaker 3>Voice hadn't changed yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you're talking about. There, Royals having

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<v Speaker 1>their problems on the road. I'm Ben Mallick. The Royals

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<v Speaker 1>are having their problems. Yeah, we haven't heard that in

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<v Speaker 1>a while. Loraina doesn't know any of those.

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<v Speaker 3>He has no idea what that is.

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<v Speaker 1>Completely clueless about a lot. Kevin and Kansas right, since

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<v Speaker 1>says near Ben and Danny g So. I attended two

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<v Speaker 1>concerts in Denver this past week. Kevin says, I made

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<v Speaker 1>it a goal to try the Ben Mallard chicken sandwich

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<v Speaker 1>at the Sportsbook Bar and Grill. Oh yeah, yeah it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was egg dip, that sucker and ranch. Watch your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>It was every bit as tasty as you've announced. A

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<v Speaker 1>shout out to my server Anna. She even picked out

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<v Speaker 1>the salad dressing of vinaigrette and ranch. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to ask for this item, but it's worth it.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Danny g what food item would you like

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<v Speaker 1>named after you?

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<v Speaker 3>Danny?

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<v Speaker 1>If they if the sportsbook Bar and Grill wants to

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<v Speaker 1>add a Danny g themed dish there in the greater

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<v Speaker 1>Denver area, what would you like to have named after you?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, being part of the Gara Delli Empire, it would

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<v Speaker 3>have to be a.

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<v Speaker 1>Dessert, some kind of desert. You know, what's your foot?

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely a dessert dish. Favorite dessert rembrew lay. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I was like in my twenties the first time I

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<v Speaker 1>tried it. I really love this rich people dessert. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know that I've ever had krimble.

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<v Speaker 3>What isn't had crim brewlay. They torch and they crystallize

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<v Speaker 3>the top and it's like it's like a really fancy cuss.

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<v Speaker 3>What can I compare it to? Have you ever had flawn?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? I have had flun like the Mexican's like a.

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<v Speaker 3>Very fancy flawn with like a caramelized top to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't think I've ever had that? What you

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<v Speaker 1>high falutin, Danny g.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I would do a flawn. I'd do Danny G's flawn.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's got to be rhythmic though. That doesn't that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't work. You gotta do something data.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right, but we'd have to figure out a way

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<v Speaker 3>to pimp down at the title.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll work on it. But thank you, Kevin. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I really need to promote the the bed Mallard chicken

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<v Speaker 1>sandwich at the Sportsbook Bar and grill more because we

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<v Speaker 1>promote the hell out of the chicken fingers at the

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<v Speaker 1>Landing in Kansas City. And I've been very lucky. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't win any rewards. You know, nobody the company knows

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<v Speaker 1>who the hell I am. And the one thing I

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<v Speaker 1>have been rewarded with is food items named after me,

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<v Speaker 1>like in Kansas City and in Denver and in Lawrence,

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<v Speaker 1>Kansas at the bird Really cool. And then there's still space.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Danny, I'd love a Mallard pizza. We

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<v Speaker 1>had that briefly in Vancouver. We had that in Michigan

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<v Speaker 1>in the town the town Floyd Mayweather's from I forget,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was Grand Rapids. I think Grand Rapids. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>we had we had the pizza named after me, A

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<v Speaker 1>Mallardy surprisingly on top of it fake news and Mallard Burger.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you're interested, if you're I really want to

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<v Speaker 1>support mom and pop businesses. I'm kind of proud of

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<v Speaker 1>it because the Landing's owned by a couple of buddies

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<v Speaker 1>in Kansas City, and you know, the sportsbook bar in

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<v Speaker 1>Grill is a family run operation in Denver, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to support a good local restaurant. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're interested in that, I don't. I can't guarantee I'll

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<v Speaker 1>get many people to come in, but I will do

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<v Speaker 1>my best. You know, I'm not getting paid for this

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<v Speaker 1>to promote, but you know, I'll just store that out

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<v Speaker 1>there if you're interested, and you can reach out to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Real fifth hour at gmail dot com. Real fifth hour

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<v Speaker 1>at gmail dot com. Put food in the headline there,

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<v Speaker 1>so I know I know you're into it. And the

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<v Speaker 1>rule is Danny, as I've said, the name has to

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<v Speaker 1>be on the menu. You can't just say hey, if

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<v Speaker 1>somebody asks for it, because then it's to me, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not real, you know what I mean. Danny's got to

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<v Speaker 1>be on the he's gotta be legit. And then if

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<v Speaker 1>once it's on the menu, then we can you know,

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<v Speaker 1>promote it and get moving. Man Matt and Alf and

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<v Speaker 1>fird Dog and the gang to go and Blind Scott

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<v Speaker 1>and all them to go. Next up is Paul from Cleveland, Ohio.

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<v Speaker 1>Paul says, last Weekend on the Fifth Hour, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think Paul's reached out, he says, I don't think we're

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<v Speaker 1>from Paul before. He's a newbie. He says, last Weekend

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<v Speaker 1>on the fifth Hour, you talked about the VCR for

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<v Speaker 1>a bit. Now, that brought to mind a quick story.

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<v Speaker 1>In the late nineteen eighties, my wife and I took

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<v Speaker 1>a trip to from Cleveland down to Tennessee for a short,

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<v Speaker 1>short vacation. And Paul says, first we went to Nashville

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<v Speaker 1>and while there we visited the Hermitage. Is that how

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<v Speaker 1>you say it? I think I'm saying that right. It

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<v Speaker 1>was the seventh President, Andrew Jackson's estate. Okay, so it

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<v Speaker 1>was his estate. He was born in seventeen sixty seven.

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<v Speaker 1>While we walked around, we kept saying, man, this stuff

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<v Speaker 1>is old. How can you survive like this? It was

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<v Speaker 1>an eye opening experience. We left Nashville, Paul says, went

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<v Speaker 1>to Memphis to visit Graceland, and he says, now, mind you,

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<v Speaker 1>we are a couple of snot know's twenty somethings walking

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<v Speaker 1>around the untouched original Elvis mansion. We arrived in his

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<v Speaker 1>entertainment room and we see his TV and his VCR.

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<v Speaker 1>Our first reaction is what the and he Paul goes on.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, our stereo and VCR are are better than

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<v Speaker 1>this his crap, And you know he's ranting about that

0:23:09.119 --> 0:23:11.800
<v Speaker 1>and all this stuff. He says, we thought old Hickory

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Jackson stuff was more modern than the King Elvis.

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<v Speaker 1>But then while driving home, we realized that VCR Elvis,

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<v Speaker 1>the VCR Elvis had back in the nineteen sixties, no

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<v Speaker 1>one had that his stereo TV. The he goes through

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<v Speaker 1>all this stuff here, all years ahead of the time.

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<v Speaker 1>That guy truly had the coolest stuff and lived better

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<v Speaker 1>than old Andrew Jackson. I guess it's all about perspective. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>my question, Paul says, get to the point.

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<v Speaker 3>Please.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, I just finished buying tickets to the Wednesday

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<v Speaker 1>afternoon Guardians game, and I filled out an all Star

0:23:48.520 --> 0:23:53.400
<v Speaker 1>ballot times five, the daily allowance for voting, which triggered

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<v Speaker 1>the memory of going to the Indians games. I can

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<v Speaker 1>call the team the Indians, right, Yes, you can. Going

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<v Speaker 1>to the Indians games with my dad and brothers in

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<v Speaker 1>getting snacks, stacks of paper ballots and punching like crazy

0:24:07.520 --> 0:24:10.800
<v Speaker 1>for the horrible players the Indians had back then.

0:24:11.680 --> 0:24:14.200
<v Speaker 3>I just I remember the paper ballots when we were kids.

0:24:14.240 --> 0:24:17.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I just checked and it's ten years since

0:24:17.119 --> 0:24:19.760
<v Speaker 1>the last paper ballot. The question is, did you guys

0:24:19.840 --> 0:24:23.280
<v Speaker 1>used to vote like a madman when you were young

0:24:23.400 --> 0:24:25.560
<v Speaker 1>and went to a game. Do you have any cool

0:24:25.600 --> 0:24:29.840
<v Speaker 1>memories of punching those old ballots? Now that I'm going

0:24:29.880 --> 0:24:31.720
<v Speaker 1>to the game this week, I guess I kind of

0:24:31.720 --> 0:24:35.400
<v Speaker 1>miss it. Nostalgia, Augia of it. There you go. He's

0:24:35.400 --> 0:24:36.720
<v Speaker 1>a fan of the show.

0:24:36.000 --> 0:24:38.720
<v Speaker 3>I was like in first grade in one of my

0:24:38.760 --> 0:24:43.359
<v Speaker 3>first Dodger Stadium memories, Pedro Guerrero, Patro Guerrero, Pedro Guerrero,

0:24:44.040 --> 0:24:44.840
<v Speaker 3>over and over.

0:24:44.920 --> 0:24:48.040
<v Speaker 1>And Paul's hoping to see us at the Malor meet

0:24:48.080 --> 0:24:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Great in Ohio. We're still waiting, Paul. I'm waiting to

0:24:50.520 --> 0:24:53.400
<v Speaker 1>hear back from NBC. I cannot make any travel plans

0:24:53.840 --> 0:24:57.120
<v Speaker 1>until I know what's going to happen with the TV show.

0:24:57.160 --> 0:24:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Hopefully they'll bring the show back and then I can

0:24:59.200 --> 0:25:02.960
<v Speaker 1>kind of plan my my trip and hopefully visit Ohio.

0:25:03.359 --> 0:25:05.040
<v Speaker 1>But I'm at the mercy of them and they're they're

0:25:05.080 --> 0:25:08.359
<v Speaker 1>taking their time. So but no, Dan I have. I

0:25:08.400 --> 0:25:10.439
<v Speaker 1>had a buddy of mine I used to go. I

0:25:10.480 --> 0:25:12.720
<v Speaker 1>lived near the Big A and Anaheim when I was

0:25:12.960 --> 0:25:14.560
<v Speaker 1>growing up, so I'd go to those games a lot

0:25:14.600 --> 0:25:19.840
<v Speaker 1>more than Dodgery games, and we would hang out get autographs.

0:25:20.320 --> 0:25:22.840
<v Speaker 1>We we were like a gang, an autograph gang, and

0:25:22.880 --> 0:25:25.600
<v Speaker 1>we'd sneak into the Big A. We knew how to

0:25:25.600 --> 0:25:28.720
<v Speaker 1>sneak into the stadium sometimes and uh in these days

0:25:28.720 --> 0:25:32.600
<v Speaker 1>before security cameras and all that. But one of my

0:25:32.640 --> 0:25:36.000
<v Speaker 1>buddies was such a degenerate. With the All Star ballots,

0:25:36.640 --> 0:25:39.520
<v Speaker 1>he got a piece of wood, just like regular piece

0:25:39.560 --> 0:25:44.320
<v Speaker 1>of wood, and he had hammered nails. You know those

0:25:44.359 --> 0:25:48.000
<v Speaker 1>long nails. I think the wood the wood nails.

0:25:48.560 --> 0:25:49.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

0:25:50.000 --> 0:25:52.840
<v Speaker 1>He had hammered them in to line up with the

0:25:52.880 --> 0:25:53.880
<v Speaker 1>All Star ballot.

0:25:54.680 --> 0:25:55.160
<v Speaker 3>Wow.

0:25:55.520 --> 0:25:59.120
<v Speaker 1>So he'd take a stack, Paul, you'll appreciate this too.

0:25:59.440 --> 0:26:02.440
<v Speaker 1>He'd take us stag of ballots. He'd open them up

0:26:03.040 --> 0:26:06.439
<v Speaker 1>and put them over the nails for the players that

0:26:06.520 --> 0:26:08.560
<v Speaker 1>he wanted they weren't all angel players, by the way.

0:26:08.600 --> 0:26:11.840
<v Speaker 1>He liked other players, but he put the ballot over

0:26:11.920 --> 0:26:16.000
<v Speaker 1>a stack of them. So he was doing twenty five

0:26:16.080 --> 0:26:20.280
<v Speaker 1>ballots at a time, and it was we were.

0:26:20.680 --> 0:26:23.480
<v Speaker 3>You bet we couldn't do that with arbitron ratings diaries.

0:26:23.760 --> 0:26:26.960
<v Speaker 1>I know, right, yeah, yeah, but I still remember that guy.

0:26:26.960 --> 0:26:29.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't happened to him. I haven't seen him, probably

0:26:29.760 --> 0:26:33.520
<v Speaker 1>in thirty five, forty years or whatever, maybe longer than that.

0:26:33.920 --> 0:26:35.480
<v Speaker 1>But this dude was the master.

0:26:36.080 --> 0:26:39.080
<v Speaker 3>And oh, I'm sure he's in prison right now, probably

0:26:39.160 --> 0:26:43.760
<v Speaker 3>probably if he was masterminding things like that at that age,

0:26:43.760 --> 0:26:44.760
<v Speaker 3>can you imagine?

0:26:45.280 --> 0:26:47.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was so creative, Like I couldn't. We were

0:26:47.720 --> 0:26:50.239
<v Speaker 1>all like, wow, dude, because we were up there, we

0:26:50.240 --> 0:26:52.399
<v Speaker 1>were doing the and we had to remember the chad,

0:26:52.480 --> 0:26:56.040
<v Speaker 1>the hanging chads, which were famous during the presidential election

0:26:56.200 --> 0:27:00.800
<v Speaker 1>between was that Bush and uh yeah, yeah, well whoever?

0:27:00.880 --> 0:27:05.359
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, that was my all star story. But that's great,

0:27:05.400 --> 0:27:08.320
<v Speaker 1>Paul appreciate that. Barry in South Carolina, right said, well,

0:27:08.320 --> 0:27:13.399
<v Speaker 1>do a couple more quickly, says heard the podcast of

0:27:13.480 --> 0:27:17.240
<v Speaker 1>The Normal Show honored I got a shout out, Barry.

0:27:17.280 --> 0:27:19.480
<v Speaker 1>That was not a shout out That was a mention,

0:27:19.800 --> 0:27:22.880
<v Speaker 1>not a shout out. It was a mention. What else

0:27:22.880 --> 0:27:27.560
<v Speaker 1>do we have here? Reggie from Detroit says, Ben, what

0:27:27.600 --> 0:27:30.320
<v Speaker 1>do you upset with? Reggie? This is Ben and Danny g.

0:27:30.440 --> 0:27:32.480
<v Speaker 1>I want to get your thoughts on the story that

0:27:32.640 --> 0:27:36.040
<v Speaker 1>was reporter this week that said that Area fifty one

0:27:37.000 --> 0:27:42.640
<v Speaker 1>the US government was sending out fake stories about UFOs

0:27:43.040 --> 0:27:46.159
<v Speaker 1>because they were trying to hide classified weapon programs that

0:27:46.160 --> 0:27:50.520
<v Speaker 1>they were testing in the Nevada Desert. That's from Reggie.

0:27:50.520 --> 0:27:51.040
<v Speaker 3>He wants to know.

0:27:51.480 --> 0:27:55.720
<v Speaker 1>He says the Pentagon was behind that. Here's why I

0:27:55.800 --> 0:28:00.600
<v Speaker 1>think there's a combination of things. I'm sure the government

0:28:00.800 --> 0:28:04.840
<v Speaker 1>has like ridiculous stuff. I tend to think a lot

0:28:04.840 --> 0:28:11.040
<v Speaker 1>of it came from alien technology. That's my tinfoil hat thing.

0:28:11.760 --> 0:28:16.000
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, so do you think Elvis had early alien technology?

0:28:16.840 --> 0:28:19.760
<v Speaker 1>Well, clearly, come on, man, he sang a song about

0:28:19.840 --> 0:28:21.200
<v Speaker 1>Vegas right back in the day.

0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:23.679
<v Speaker 3>But you know, yeah, and he had a VCR in

0:28:23.720 --> 0:28:24.439
<v Speaker 3>the sixties.

0:28:25.080 --> 0:28:29.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, George Washington actually had Wi Fi? Did you

0:28:29.400 --> 0:28:30.560
<v Speaker 1>know that? In Wi Fi?

0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:33.080
<v Speaker 3>How about have you seen that picture of somebody at

0:28:33.080 --> 0:28:35.720
<v Speaker 3>a boxing match? This is way back in the day,

0:28:35.720 --> 0:28:38.920
<v Speaker 3>but it looks like they're holding an iPhone. Oh I have.

0:28:39.080 --> 0:28:40.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it was a boxing match, but

0:28:40.480 --> 0:28:43.160
<v Speaker 1>I have seen photos they claim people are holding iPhones.

0:28:43.320 --> 0:28:44.720
<v Speaker 3>Its time travel is real?

0:28:45.560 --> 0:28:46.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why not?

0:28:46.640 --> 0:28:47.280
<v Speaker 3>That's proof?

0:28:47.600 --> 0:28:50.320
<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, if you saw a photo on the internet,

0:28:50.560 --> 0:28:55.520
<v Speaker 1>it's obviously obviously proof. Oh here, this is a good

0:28:55.520 --> 0:28:59.560
<v Speaker 1>one from Is it Carl? I think it's Carl from

0:28:59.640 --> 0:29:04.520
<v Speaker 1>Orange from the O season Tustin. He says science Ben

0:29:04.720 --> 0:29:08.400
<v Speaker 1>and Danny g has proven that Americans have the filthiest

0:29:08.440 --> 0:29:13.520
<v Speaker 1>mouse online, and he sent me this story from some science.

0:29:15.400 --> 0:29:19.680
<v Speaker 1>A science website says Americans used Vulgo language online more

0:29:19.720 --> 0:29:23.520
<v Speaker 1>than any other English speaking country, at a rate that

0:29:23.640 --> 0:29:27.520
<v Speaker 1>is roughly one in every two eight hundred words. I'm

0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:32.080
<v Speaker 1>surprised it's not fewer one in every two hundred words.

0:29:33.000 --> 0:29:37.480
<v Speaker 1>Says Countries where English is the native language show much

0:29:37.480 --> 0:29:41.680
<v Speaker 1>more creativity and variety in their profanity compared to places

0:29:41.720 --> 0:29:44.560
<v Speaker 1>where English is a second language. And then they list

0:29:44.640 --> 0:29:51.800
<v Speaker 1>Danny regional preferences for bad words. In Ireland they favor

0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:54.920
<v Speaker 1>the word feck is the word they like.

0:29:55.560 --> 0:29:58.080
<v Speaker 3>This is one of your superpowers, because when I was

0:29:58.120 --> 0:30:01.800
<v Speaker 3>on the Overnight Show with you during break well, the

0:30:01.880 --> 0:30:05.480
<v Speaker 3>show never breaks, but during commercials, yeah, you would be

0:30:05.600 --> 0:30:08.360
<v Speaker 3>cursing like a sailor. Then it was time to get

0:30:08.360 --> 0:30:11.640
<v Speaker 3>back on the air, and it was like like a

0:30:11.720 --> 0:30:14.760
<v Speaker 3>light switch. You don't curse at all on the air obviously.

0:30:15.760 --> 0:30:18.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, well you can't curse on the air, but

0:30:18.520 --> 0:30:20.360
<v Speaker 1>you can't do it twice. Yeah, you know what I mean,

0:30:20.480 --> 0:30:22.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, like once and then that's it.

0:30:22.040 --> 0:30:25.360
<v Speaker 3>But the dump button allows for like four curses in

0:30:25.400 --> 0:30:25.760
<v Speaker 3>a row.

0:30:25.920 --> 0:30:27.080
<v Speaker 1>Is that right the thing?

0:30:27.200 --> 0:30:28.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you should try it.

0:30:28.480 --> 0:30:32.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's good idea. The favorite bad word in Britain Danny. Yeah,

0:30:33.240 --> 0:30:35.200
<v Speaker 1>starts with a C and ends with a T. You

0:30:35.200 --> 0:30:37.760
<v Speaker 1>want to take a guest, boy, Yeah, oh boy, that's

0:30:37.800 --> 0:30:42.600
<v Speaker 1>a big one. Can see you next Tuesday. And Americans,

0:30:43.160 --> 0:30:48.400
<v Speaker 1>Americans favorite curse word is asshole. So there you go,

0:30:48.720 --> 0:30:53.479
<v Speaker 1>and they avoid British terms like bloody, So there you go.

0:30:53.960 --> 0:30:58.440
<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Carl really quick on the asshole thing. When

0:30:58.640 --> 0:31:01.280
<v Speaker 3>when you're like at a drive through, or maybe you

0:31:01.320 --> 0:31:03.760
<v Speaker 3>walk up to the counter at raising canes, if the

0:31:03.800 --> 0:31:06.280
<v Speaker 3>guy waiting on you at the cash register calls you

0:31:06.400 --> 0:31:11.280
<v Speaker 3>boss a whole bunch of times, is that code for asshole? Yeah,

0:31:11.360 --> 0:31:14.200
<v Speaker 3>it's a sure thing. You got it, boss, mocking you.

0:31:14.280 --> 0:31:16.680
<v Speaker 3>It's mocking you. It's but literally right right. We talked

0:31:16.680 --> 0:31:19.640
<v Speaker 3>about that on cn in R last week because some

0:31:19.680 --> 0:31:23.640
<v Speaker 3>guy called Covino boss and big dog is not like

0:31:23.880 --> 0:31:26.840
<v Speaker 3>a term of endearment, I agree with.

0:31:27.160 --> 0:31:31.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's unless or chief, you got it, chief, not

0:31:31.480 --> 0:31:34.960
<v Speaker 1>your chief? Yeah, I agree. I think that's like mocking you.

0:31:35.520 --> 0:31:36.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:31:36.440 --> 0:31:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah. It's like at Disneyland when you know someone

0:31:40.320 --> 0:31:44.000
<v Speaker 1>someone vomits at at Disneyland, you know, they have like

0:31:44.040 --> 0:31:47.560
<v Speaker 1>the code there. They don't. They don't say, I say

0:31:47.640 --> 0:31:50.960
<v Speaker 1>vomit comment. That's what I do when somebody, when somebody

0:31:50.960 --> 0:31:54.160
<v Speaker 1>throws up, I say, you know, the vomit comment. At Disneyland,

0:31:54.160 --> 0:31:56.920
<v Speaker 1>they call it a protein spill. And somebody had a

0:31:56.920 --> 0:32:00.400
<v Speaker 1>protein spill and that's that's how they've never heard that before. Yeah,

0:32:00.600 --> 0:32:02.600
<v Speaker 1>that's the code when they get on the walkie talkie,

0:32:02.960 --> 0:32:05.640
<v Speaker 1>you know the people that walk around with the brooms,

0:32:05.760 --> 0:32:09.160
<v Speaker 1>and they got a protein spill over here and then

0:32:09.400 --> 0:32:10.840
<v Speaker 1>Tomorrowland protein spill.

0:32:10.880 --> 0:32:12.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I'm going to use that whenever we have a

0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:14.760
<v Speaker 3>bad segment on the air or on the podcast and

0:32:14.800 --> 0:32:16.680
<v Speaker 3>you're like, damn, that was a protein spill.

0:32:16.760 --> 0:32:17.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you should why not?

0:32:17.880 --> 0:32:18.520
<v Speaker 3>Man? Yeah?

0:32:18.600 --> 0:32:21.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I get people, Danny at this point. I use

0:32:21.320 --> 0:32:24.520
<v Speaker 1>the vomit comment so much. If I don't mention it

0:32:24.600 --> 0:32:27.360
<v Speaker 1>in a monologue, people get upset. They're like, dude, you're

0:32:27.360 --> 0:32:29.880
<v Speaker 1>supposed to say the vomit comet, Like why didn't you

0:32:29.880 --> 0:32:30.320
<v Speaker 1>say that?

0:32:31.360 --> 0:32:32.440
<v Speaker 3>Just one of your staples.

0:32:32.560 --> 0:32:34.360
<v Speaker 1>I know, yeah, And I'm like, I don't have to.

0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:36.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I can I mix it up. I try

0:32:36.080 --> 0:32:37.640
<v Speaker 1>to mix it up myself. Sometimes I'll say like the

0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Duke of Puke or something like that, and then they

0:32:39.960 --> 0:32:42.480
<v Speaker 1>but they want the vomit comment. They love it, you know.

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:44.080
<v Speaker 1>That's what's all about. Hey, we'll get out of that

0:32:44.160 --> 0:32:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Danny fagus so much. I know. There's the schedules tight,

0:32:46.760 --> 0:32:48.280
<v Speaker 1>you know, today and all that stuff, and you got

0:32:48.320 --> 0:32:51.280
<v Speaker 1>to get back tomorrow with Covino and Rich and uh, yes,

0:32:51.600 --> 0:32:53.680
<v Speaker 1>you'll be hanging out with them. I'll be back on

0:32:53.720 --> 0:32:56.600
<v Speaker 1>the radio tonight. I will be away from my post

0:32:57.120 --> 0:32:58.920
<v Speaker 1>a couple of days this week. I have some family

0:32:58.960 --> 0:33:01.160
<v Speaker 1>stuff I have to take care of. How dare you?

0:33:01.320 --> 0:33:03.120
<v Speaker 1>But I'll be in tonight. I'll be in tonight and

0:33:03.160 --> 0:33:04.400
<v Speaker 1>then I'll be away for a couple of days and

0:33:04.440 --> 0:33:06.840
<v Speaker 1>i'll be back. But I'll let you boys know on

0:33:06.880 --> 0:33:09.360
<v Speaker 1>the podcast. So I'm in the night and then a

0:33:09.440 --> 0:33:11.400
<v Speaker 1>couple of nights away and then I'll be back. And

0:33:11.440 --> 0:33:13.720
<v Speaker 1>it's nothing bad, nothing, It's actually a good thing. And

0:33:14.200 --> 0:33:16.120
<v Speaker 1>I'll probably let you know more about it next weekend,

0:33:16.120 --> 0:33:17.840
<v Speaker 1>but I just want to give you the heads up

0:33:17.880 --> 0:33:19.960
<v Speaker 1>on that. So I'll be in tonight and then away

0:33:20.000 --> 0:33:22.480
<v Speaker 1>a couple of days and then back to end the

0:33:22.480 --> 0:33:23.320
<v Speaker 1>week the right way.

0:33:23.600 --> 0:33:25.880
<v Speaker 3>So and for those of you who still have your

0:33:25.960 --> 0:33:29.240
<v Speaker 3>dads around, make sure you call them today. Yeah, give

0:33:29.280 --> 0:33:32.480
<v Speaker 3>them a better gift than ties or whatever stupid crap

0:33:32.680 --> 0:33:35.280
<v Speaker 3>usually comes the way of this holiday, if you can

0:33:35.360 --> 0:33:38.680
<v Speaker 3>even call it a holiday, right, because it's very secondary

0:33:38.760 --> 0:33:41.560
<v Speaker 3>compared to Mother's Day, But for those of us that

0:33:41.600 --> 0:33:44.000
<v Speaker 3>have had kids too, like this is going to be

0:33:44.040 --> 0:33:46.520
<v Speaker 3>only my second Father's Day now that Cole is about

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:49.800
<v Speaker 3>to turn two, this actually is a day I pay

0:33:49.800 --> 0:33:53.320
<v Speaker 3>attention to now. So just want to shout out everybody

0:33:53.320 --> 0:33:55.760
<v Speaker 3>that has kids and you know it is going to

0:33:55.840 --> 0:33:58.800
<v Speaker 3>celebrate today. Have a really good Father's Day, even though

0:33:59.200 --> 0:34:01.080
<v Speaker 3>most of the country he ignores us.

0:34:01.400 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:34:01.800 --> 0:34:04.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And as I've heard on the on the show,

0:34:05.000 --> 0:34:07.800
<v Speaker 1>Danny from the doing the overnight thing here, like a

0:34:07.840 --> 0:34:10.839
<v Speaker 1>lot of the guys just want to just gime a call. Well,

0:34:10.880 --> 0:34:12.400
<v Speaker 1>they just want to hear from their kids, you know.

0:34:12.400 --> 0:34:16.280
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, that's nice too. But Covino's dad, he always

0:34:16.320 --> 0:34:19.279
<v Speaker 3>used to tell him, it's a it's Father's Day. Don't

0:34:19.280 --> 0:34:23.280
<v Speaker 3>bust my chops today. Leave me alone. Just leave me alone,

0:34:23.320 --> 0:34:24.040
<v Speaker 3>that's all I ask.

0:34:24.440 --> 0:34:28.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah. My dad would always enjoy the free meal.

0:34:28.239 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 1>He loved that. He knew he was getting a good meal.

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:32.960
<v Speaker 3>You know, I'd come down nice, yeah, even though he

0:34:33.040 --> 0:34:35.759
<v Speaker 3>had to wait for a half hour hour just to

0:34:35.800 --> 0:34:36.919
<v Speaker 3>be seated. Yeah.

0:34:37.000 --> 0:34:39.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well sometimes I take him out before, you know,

0:34:39.200 --> 0:34:41.040
<v Speaker 1>a couple of days before or whatever. But his Father's

0:34:41.080 --> 0:34:41.839
<v Speaker 1>Day weekend, you know.

0:34:42.719 --> 0:34:44.440
<v Speaker 3>That same move you do for Valentine.

0:34:45.080 --> 0:34:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Damn right, all right, have a great day. Thank you

0:34:47.960 --> 0:34:50.520
<v Speaker 1>guys for listening. You've been great. The numbers are wonderful.

0:34:50.560 --> 0:34:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Tell a friend, I just love all you. And well,

0:34:53.760 --> 0:34:55.440
<v Speaker 1>we'll talk to you tonight on the radio, and Dany'll

0:34:55.480 --> 0:34:58.360
<v Speaker 1>be with Covino Rich. We'll talk to you then later.

0:34:58.400 --> 0:35:00.360
<v Speaker 3>Skater Folation