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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that started a new business selling

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Speaker 1: portable holes. What you carry him around whenever you need it.

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Speaker 1: You place it on the ground or on a wall,

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Speaker 1: create a temporary hole, use it, and when you're done,

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Speaker 1: you pick it up onto the next whole spot.

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Speaker 2: It's just like a black circle, like a cartoon exactly. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: to the next level.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun for everybody. Sure, it's a potential safety,

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Speaker 1: has it, but you never know when you're gonna need

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Speaker 1: a hole in a pinch.

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Speaker 2: Sh Curious what's on the other side?

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Speaker 3: Did you not use it on an airplane? Yeah? Get

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Speaker 3: yours today.

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Speaker 1: Through Laser Stories, there's segment where you read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser. Those other moultrolls just don't. This

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Speaker 1: first laser story is out of Virginia. Three months ago.

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Speaker 1: A man was in line at his local McDonald's when

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, an attacker came up from behind

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Speaker 1: him and held him at knife pointoint.

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Speaker 4: What what could you possibly want from a dude just

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Speaker 4: waiting for Mickey D's the nuggets?

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Speaker 2: I know?

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Speaker 1: Well, the thief aka Hector Rios.

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Speaker 2: If we know his name.

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Speaker 1: He took the man's wallet and then slowly walked away slowly.

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Speaker 1: It's unclear why it took authorities three months to track

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Speaker 1: him down, because there was security footage with a pretty

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Speaker 1: big identifier on it at the time. Hector had not one,

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Speaker 1: not two, but three parrots on.

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Speaker 4: Him way to be inconspicuous, a super pirate.

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Speaker 3: And when I say on him, I mean literally on him.

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Speaker 1: Two parrots were on the brim of his big cowboy

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Speaker 1: hat and a third was perched on his shoulder.

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Speaker 4: One's green, one's bluem dude, parrot dude.

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Speaker 1: Come on, I have them looking at the photo of

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Speaker 1: him right now. So when the video finally began circulating

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Speaker 1: months or on the TV news, the cops were calling

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Speaker 1: him the bird bandit.

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Speaker 4: Jeff I think it's sure even has pictures of parrots

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Speaker 4: on it.

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Speaker 2: Is that what that is?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a bird lover.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna find out why because everyone else knew him

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Speaker 1: as Hector, the dude with the birds.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's his calling guard, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: I bet your bird watching circles have just been up

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Speaker 4: in arms.

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Speaker 2: Bird lovers are bad maids.

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Speaker 3: It's always the good ones that turn out to be

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Speaker 3: holding up people at night. In fact, an hour after.

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Speaker 1: The video aired, police were tipped off to Hector walking

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Speaker 1: through a local mall with the same exact birds, and

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Speaker 1: when they stopped him, he said the classic line wasn't me,

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, must been somebody else.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, these birds just landed on me time.

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Speaker 1: But no one else is walking around town holding people

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Speaker 1: at knife point with three birds on their heads.

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Speaker 3: So I'm just one more person.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't it be awesome if the bird was like it

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Speaker 4: was him.

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Speaker 3: Hector was arrested and charged with robbery.

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Speaker 1: No word on what's happening with the birds, but they

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Speaker 1: probably will be at least questioned by authorities how they

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Speaker 1: represent him in court. It's next to laser stories out

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Speaker 1: of the friendly skies. Dear Delta, United Southwest and every

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Speaker 1: other major airline, please make a big mistake like this

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Speaker 1: because I need to buy my tickets home for the

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Speaker 1: holidays soon. I say that because an airline in China

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Speaker 1: called China Southern had to scramble last week after they

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Speaker 1: accidentally started selling tickets for as low as a dollar

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Speaker 1: thirty seven.

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Speaker 4: Cool.

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Speaker 2: No wait, accidentally.

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Speaker 1: It was a glitch in their app that extended to

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Speaker 1: several ticket booking platforms as well, and so they were

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Speaker 1: priced between a dollar thirty seven and four dollars in

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Speaker 1: twelve cents.

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Speaker 3: That was the highest ticket. Oh my god, and a

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Speaker 3: bunch of people scooped them up.

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Speaker 4: Whoa. You know, if they did that in the States,

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Speaker 4: they'd still make you pay the difference.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like when they accidentally.

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Speaker 4: Put a million dollars in your bank account and then

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Speaker 4: you can't keep it give it back.

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Speaker 1: So it's not exactly clear how many tickets sold at

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Speaker 1: that price, but word quickly started to spread online and

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Speaker 1: they didn't fix the glitch for two hours.

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Speaker 2: Jump. Yeah, somebody's in trouble.

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Speaker 3: So clearly more than just a few tickets were sold.

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Speaker 1: And this same type of thing happened actually a few

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Speaker 1: months ago to an airline in Japan, and all of

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Speaker 1: those tickets got canceled.

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Speaker 2: Oh they did.

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Speaker 3: You'd think you'd think the same thing would happen this time,

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Speaker 3: but no.

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Speaker 1: China Southern put out a statement saying the tickets are

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Speaker 1: all valid and passengers can use them like they normally wore.

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Speaker 3: So cool.

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Speaker 2: They didn't say that.

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Speaker 4: They're going to be sitting with the suitcases underneath the plane,

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Speaker 4: you know, worry about that later on.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to your next laser story.

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Speaker 1: Out of survey worlds, if you quit watching TV tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: experts say you'd have enough time for a second job.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, I believe that.

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Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, I say that because the survey found the

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Speaker 1: average American streams one and twelve hours of shows and

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Speaker 1: movies a year. That's over twenty one hours a week.

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Speaker 2: I could do like eight on a Sunday alone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the only way you can get through a

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Speaker 1: season of Love Island exactly.

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Speaker 2: There's like sixty five episodes.

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Speaker 3: Guys.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you do two seasons a year. How are

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Speaker 2: you not on this show already? Like, I basically feel

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Speaker 2: like I am.

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Speaker 3: The state that.

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Speaker 1: Streams the most is Wyoming, where people stream more than

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Speaker 1: fifty hours of content a week. I mean, that's full

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Speaker 1: time job.

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Speaker 4: There's some pockets of Wyoming that are really cool, but

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Speaker 4: the most of it is just.

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Speaker 2: Flat and windy.

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Speaker 4: Like you drive across and you literally don't turn the

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Speaker 4: steering wheel.

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Speaker 2: I'm not exaggerating.

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Speaker 3: That's what makes it beautiful. It's wide open spaces. Jeff,

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Speaker 3: what do you want to watch? Yeah, gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: Minnesota is the top state for true crime shows, Indiana

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Speaker 1: watches the most dramas, Nevada loves romantic comedies, and people

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Speaker 1: in Brooks home state Idaho, All right, what do we

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Speaker 1: got most likely to just stream the same movie over

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Speaker 1: and over and over again.

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Speaker 3: Let's put another. If it's that movie.

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Speaker 4: Then yeah, what I say about doing the same thing

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Speaker 4: over and over and expecting different results?

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Speaker 3: Smart in the world? What about Netflix and Chill?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, fifty seven percent thinks streaming while hooking up is

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Speaker 1: an acceptable first date.

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Speaker 3: Now, yeah, of course it is.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's that's the entire date. Just put on Netflix

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Speaker 1: and hookups.

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Speaker 3: This is how you know if you're gonna get a

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Speaker 3: kiss or not. Is that when you're picking the movie.

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Speaker 3: If you're like, oh, I've seen this, so have I

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Speaker 3: let's watch that?

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Speaker 2: Interesting because you don't happen and it's like, I've.

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Speaker 3: Never seen this.

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Speaker 2: I want to watch it, but it's like, dang it,

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Speaker 2: watch it to me.

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Speaker 3: That's the Netflix and Chill pro right there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but you know that's interesting. Girls can make out

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Speaker 2: and watch a movie. Guys can.

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Speaker 1: The thing is, once you're through the hookup stage, you

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Speaker 1: better be into the same stuff. Having a different taste

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Speaker 1: in movies is a huge deal breaker for four forty

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Speaker 1: five percent of us.

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Speaker 3: Actually, I could see that.

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Speaker 2: I'm married to a man who just doesn't watch movies.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of Netflix and Chill, you know what movie this

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Speaker 1: guy has on in the background to set the mood

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Speaker 1: celebration station, the terraf Entangle. Oh, definitely don't let the

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Speaker 1: kids watch that one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, set the parental controls.

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Speaker 1: That's how means Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.